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  1. 10:10am: It's a cold Florida morning. I am pondering whether or not I should hibernate like a bear or play Pokemon Colosseum.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I presume "it's a cold Florida morning" means that the temperature dipped below 20 degrees Celsius for once

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      48 degrees Fahrenheit

    4. Cream

      Cream

      48 degrees does sound surprisingly cold for Florida tbh, but at least you're not getting temperatures close to the negatives :P

      I would honestly love to be in Florida right now at this time of year.

  2. That Brooklyn Nine-Nine clip with the suspects singing "I Want It That Way" honestly makes me want to watch that show now.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      "It was #5. #5 killed my husband."

      "Oh my god, I forgot about that part"

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It’s seriously my favorite pure comedy on television.  Check it out.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WATCH IT WATCH IT ITS SO GOOD

       

  3. Helloooooooooo, SBC nurses!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I'm a writer, not a nurse

    3. MMM

      MMM

      and I am a demonic overlord

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm not a nurse, I'm a high school cheerleader who saves the world.

  4. Was there ever a good artist whose name ends with an initial?

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I was mostly thinking just standalone artists that had a hit on the Billboard charts among the lines of Timmy T, Stevie B, Kenny G, etc. Don't know if Karen O exactly qualifies yet.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Oh ok lol

    4. Burgerpants
  5. http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8298215

     

    kay I know this is an old song and all but why do pop stars have an obsession over marvin gaye

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Yeah, sorry mang. I got a little curious and looked at your 2014 list.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      MICHAEL JACKSON

      PRINCE

      MARVIN GAYE

      ...

      THEY SURE DID EXIST

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      No love for Hathaway?

  6. clowns to the left of me

    jokers to the right

    APYiLhN.jpg

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      The second and third songs above in the last ten songs thingy are both lyrics to "Stuck in the Middle with You" along with the lines I said above.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      what the heck is fm-1

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Some random Muzak station. I wanted to see what my local CVS' music station was (You know, the same CVS that played LUKAS GRAAAAAAAAAHAM) so I Googled "cvs music station" and that was the result.

       

      http://muzakwpn.muzak.com/wpn/030.html

  7. So, uh, for those who don't know (especially year end rankers (smirk)), Prince has an official YouTube channel now.

    https://www.youtube.com/user/prince/videos

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Yes, he is.

       

      But he doesn't run the channel. I assume that the record company runs the channel.

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Given his attitude towards posting his stuff on the web, Prince is rolling in his grave.

      Which is a good thing.

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      y is that good

  8. oh hey I turn 3 tomorrow

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      omg i turn 3 the day after... twin goals

    3. Cha

      Cha

      happy 3rd anniversary 

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Happy 3 years on SBC.

  9. Seacrest out.............of work.

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      As far as I'm concerned, Seacrest is under accusations but I haven't heard anything about Seacrest being dropped from anything. For sure, the first sign of Seacrest being out of work is if his name right next to "Kelly &" is completely gone.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Whatever will we do without the charming presence of Ryan Seacrest in our lives

    4. Cha

      Cha

      my boy ryan, why

  10. Not like I'm complaining, I'm just wondering why they played "Round and Round" by Ratt in the credits of a freaking Billy and Mandy Christmas special.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I never said it was bad though. :P

      It’s a flawless song from an almost flawless year of music.

    3. SpongeOddFan
    4. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      People have taste, that's why

  11. The "Free Churro" episode of Bojack Horseman losing to The Simpsons is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys.

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    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      "Spongebob Squarepants" losing to "The Simpsons" is the main reason why nobody likes the Emmys! :rolleyes: Enough said! :cool:

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I thought people stopped taking the Emmys seriously when that one animated show that "deserves to be forgotten" won four awards

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Dear Vikings deserved to win again tbh

  12. It's no surprise to me you are my own worst nightmare

    1. SpongeBob's #1 Fan
    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      but I didn't do anything

    3. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      Yes, you did!  You made a joke, @Fred Rechid! :P

  13. For some reason, I keep getting automatically signed out of my account.

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      Sorry, but my browser has no cooties.

    2. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      did you tick the keep me signed in option

  14. 90 members online today. Not bad.

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Now it's 89.

    2. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      There about 10 SBM migrants

    3. MMM

      MMM

      SBC s most active days are a lot of the time from SBM being down for a long time or from stuff like....THISSSSS

  15. Welp, looks like Plug.DJ is going down at 3pm EST today. I'm gonna miss it. It was a great place, even if it did start becoming unusable. Even though we now have SBC Music, I'm gonna miss having a backup hangout for when something goes wrong on SBC Music.

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Now it's ending at 6pm EST.

    2. JakeFromStateFarm

      JakeFromStateFarm

      wow, its only been 10 minutes and already i regret this ^

      so i did a bit more digging and found out that it costs roughly 60k to run the site monthly(which, if im not mistaken, is also their goal) , so my math was wayy off - but that raises a new question. assuming they did reach their goal, how much time would be left? it's been about 3 weeks since the annoucement.

      also i came across as way too hostile - the shutdown is pretty sad to see, even though we have SBC music here - i had a ton of good times on plug

      :( 

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    1. Sweat

      Sweat

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    2. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      And the winner for the Best Song Award goes to...

  17. You can hit me

    1. Cha

      Cha

      is it weird I thought of making this status like yesterday

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      ...Baby one more time 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      #stillfunnyin2016

  18. funny spongebob moment

     

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      its funny bc he wants to do the suicide

    2. Cha

      Cha

      funny question about a condiment being a musical instrument 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      no individual, that particular condiment is not in fact a musical instrument
      that particular one is not a musical instrument either

  19. I went to a 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback last night and the tickets only costed $0.45.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I like the implication that you would need to get paid to see Nickelback in concert.

    2. G4RY SMELLY
    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Still way funnier than this:

      uh7Vjuc.jpg

  20. Okay, the theme for Spotify's Throwback Thursday playlist is '80s music and for some reason, American Pie (from the early '70s) is on there. 

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      let's write a strongly worded letter 

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      2016 is the year the music died

    3. fortnitefan12
  21. look at me look at me hands in the air like it's good to be

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    2. Cha

      Cha

      AND I CAN LEAD A NATION WITH A HOLOCAUST  

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I can ride my bike with no telephones

  22. best spongebob character right here

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      and the first spongebob character to die

    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Am I going to take that from a puppet?

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      never ever underestimate a puppet, fish.

  23. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Well, I guess I should put something funny here.

       

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      OH NO
      I SHOULDN'T BE DRIVIN THIS CAR

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