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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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  1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I am running for Bikini Bottom Mayor starting today, lads!

  2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I ain't scared of no ghosts!

    1. sbl

      sbl

      What if the ghost took your money?

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Pronoun: It

    3. Bob Carotte

      Bob Carotte

      *burning dollar* you're gonna pay

      payyyyyy

  3. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Ahoy lads!

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      hello

  4. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    That says west, Patrick.

  5. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I gotta make sure you did it right!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i swear i did!

  6. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I'LL HAVE YOUR REAR ENDS CUT OFF AND MOUNTED OVER ME FIRE PLACE!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      dont you even think about it old man

  7. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Don't bring anything on a boat, that you ain't prepared to lose!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i completely agree

  8. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    ...Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.

  9. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Donate to the children's fund? What have the children ever done for me?

  10. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Ar ar ar! Nobody's taken a break at the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

  11. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Happy Leap Day!

  12. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    WHO TOUCHED ME THERMOSTAT!?!

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ROBOT OH MY GOSH

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      There's only one character low enough to do such a thing, and that's Samantha Puckett. She did it.

    4. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      mr krabs is a robot!

  13. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I AIN'T OLD!

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    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      youre as old as money itself

    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Don't worry pops, we're almost to your room.

    4. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      old

  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Look everyone, it's Krabby the Clown!

    1. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      Don't let this distract you from the fact he promised those children Krabby the Clown.

    2. El Jacko

      El Jacko

      But all I saw was...

      Cheapy the Cheapskate! :(

    3. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      EVERYONE LOVES THE CLOWN

  15. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    NOT THAT GREEN STUFF!

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      racist

  16. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Money.

    1. hippythehippo

      hippythehippo

      sex

  17. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Is this Thanos guy rich?

    1. Shark

      Shark

      Rich in plump, succulent protein...

    2. Shark

      Shark

      Rich in plump, succulent protein...

    3. Thanos

      Thanos

      Not rich enough to afford my own fish items. How “pensive.”

  18. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Drink up me hearties yo ho yo ho

    1. sbl

      sbl

      hashtag Sizzurp...

  19. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    FREE FOOD!?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I thought fug killed you and took your place among the fan five

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Free food!

    4. hippythehippo

      hippythehippo

      thicc

  20. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Arr, where is OMJ? Come back me lad!

  21. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Ahoy mateys, I am now proud to announce that I've accepted Satan into my life!

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      good for you, mr. krabs!

  22. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I am not a Whore. 

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Gimmie More.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      thats not what your nudes in the reality images thread say

    3. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      But first, please make sure you're not a gardening tool.

  23. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    We Never go Out of Style

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      TAKE ME OUT!!

    3. sbl

      sbl

      we never go OUT OF STYLE OOOOOOO

    4. Aquatic Konquest

      Aquatic Konquest

      You got that red-shelled classic thing that we like, eh Krabby?

  24. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    YES! Hello.

  25. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    W-w-wait d-d-don't shoot! O-o-okay s-shoot but... don't take my money!!

    1. Mama Krabs

      Mama Krabs

      Give back me bloomers, Eugene. 

    2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

      Mr. Eugene Krabs

      YE SHOW BE ASHAMED OF YERSELVES, MAKING AN OLD LADY FAINT WITH YER SAILOR TALK.

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