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  1. send me your lesbian bops

  2. ?? foster the people released a new song, this is not a drill ??

    1. Cha

      Cha

      ...and it’s mediocre like mostly their last album, whoops

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Mediocre? This is a bop omg

  3. less than 4 days until halloween but whos keeping track anyway

    1. SpongeOddFan
    2. sbl

      sbl

      i still don't have a costume, oops! ?

  4. Watch the sunset, with Squidward.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      SUUS

      *dramatic spongebob music cue*

    2. OWM

      OWM

      the lads got till sunset before it reaches his lower intestine... ????

    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      I love watching sunsets with just the THREE of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. Sunsets always reminds me of bowls of fruit. What do they remind YOU of?

  5. I’m obsessed with green hearts

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      Hi it's Vince from ShamWow, you'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. ShamWow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work. Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel, look at that, completely dry. Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters, Here’s some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains. Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew. That is gonna smell, see that. Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there, you following me camera guy? The other 50%, the color starts to come up. No other towels' gonna do that. It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya? ShamWow, you'll be saying wow every time.

      I can't live without it, I just love it!

      Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore.

      If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.

      All I can say is SHAM! WOW!

      You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money. The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use. This lasts ten years, this lasts a week, I don't know, it sells itself. The ShamWow sells for $19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom. But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. It comes with a ten year warranty, here's how to order.

      Call 18009517807, that’s 18009517807. ShamWow is not available in stores and is made in Germany, beware of ShamWow imitators, call 18009517807. that’s 18009517807, call now

    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there; with Bob Barker!" Bob Barker: "AND a new CAR!!!!" :hysterical:

    4. Zaid

      Zaid

      That Leaky roof will cause you THOUSANDS in Repairs!

      And Gushing Gutters can Destroy your Home's Foundation!

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  7. not exactly my anniversary yet but thank you all for making this community feel like a true home for the last seven years ??????

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    2. JCM

      JCM

      seven years is too long

      wait, have i also been here for seven years? oof

    3. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      i ❤️ you cha cha<33333333

    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      also off-topic I've been meaning to tell you this but my best friend in elementary school's name was Kody and every time I see your username I think of her and it makes me happy!

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    jackie cameo episode

  9. happy early birthday to everyone's (mine) favorite terrorist/emo/sex addict, Shinsuke

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  10. which banned/unbanned member will get angry at cha next, find out next at 11

    1. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      Plot Twist: It's me and I'm about to be banned

  11. what does halibut suck

    1. OWM

      OWM

      eggs in high school

  12. I love you all very much, please stay safe. ❤️❤️ 

  13. friggin sweet louis, hayden is unsuspended

    Hayden come on home boy, SBC is your home boy.

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    Heheheheheh Hooo!

    1. sbl

      sbl

      i'm deceased

    2. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      can we get a proud peter griffin emote zxcRoUc.png

  14. Happy Early Birthday to literally my icon in life, Katsura!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      omg that snowman pic is going in my sweetcutebaby zura screenshots (which is up to over 170 files)

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      isn't that too much? :P

    4. kylie

      kylie

      dam its his REAL birthday today happy birthday skinny katsura... i cant name a better bottom than you king. 

  15. Well finding out that Spotify does work when you’re browsing on mobile, I can say with over 5 years of listening to Pandora.

     

    (tbf it did show me some good tracks but it’s so flawed, good riddance my dude)

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    ????

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      you may now kiss the bride

  17. happy birthday baby boy kamui ♥️

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  18. it's cool and all and i get murdoc is in jail but how did gorillaz get the right to a ppg character

    1. Cha

      Cha

      also watch their new mv its fresh

    2. Dreaded Patrick

      Dreaded Patrick

      tbh I'm still in shock about it. I kept checking all over the place to see if people were messing around or something but n o..

  19. reputation is god's gift to men

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Now go listen to Red and 1989!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      i have :funny: not as good imo but wildest dreams is wonderful

    3. kev

      kev

      now go listen to thug story (ft. t-pain) !

  20. i ordered another plush and they're like 30 dollars each and i already have 3. im an absolute madman but i love my children they r my life

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    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      you take good care of em now

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      They're one happy family

  21. i am tickled pink

  22. ariana is the queen of pastel looks in general

  23. this world is too small and there are too many pretty girls i wanna meet

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