Cha

...and it’s mediocre like mostly their last album, whoops

Mediocre? This is a bop omg

me?

i still don't have a costume, oops!

SUUS

*dramatic spongebob music cue*

the lads got till sunset before it reaches his lower intestine...

I love watching sunsets with just the THREE of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. Sunsets always reminds me of bowls of fruit. What do they remind YOU of?

wish there was an orange hear:( 

Hi it's Vince from ShamWow, you'll be saying wow every time you use this towel. It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge. A regular towel doesn't work wet, this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. ShamWow holds 20 times it's weight in liquid, look at this, it just does the work. Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel, look at that, completely dry. Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters, Here’s some cola, wine, coffee, cola, pet stains. Not only is your damage going to be on top, there's your mildew. That is gonna smell, see that. Now we're gonna do this in real time, look at this, put it on the spill, turn it over without putting any pressure, 50% of the cola...right there, you following me camera guy? The other 50%, the color starts to come up. No other towels' gonna do that. It acts like a vacuum, and look at this virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya? ShamWow, you'll be saying wow every time.

I can't live without it, I just love it!

Oh my gosh, I don't even buy paper towels anymore.

If you're gonna wash your cars or any other vehicle, you'll be out of your mind not to own one of these.

All I can say is SHAM! WOW!

You're gonna spend twenty dollars every month on paper towels anyway you're throwin away your money. The mini shamwows are for everything, for everyday use. This lasts ten years, this lasts a week, I don't know, it sells itself. The ShamWow sells for $19.95 you get one for the house, one for the car, two for the kitchen and bathroom. But if you call now, within the next twenty minutes cause we can't do this all day, we'll give you a second set absolutely free. So that's 8 shamwows for 19.95. It comes with a ten year warranty, here's how to order.

Call 18009517807, that’s 18009517807. ShamWow is not available in stores and is made in Germany, beware of ShamWow imitators, call 18009517807. that’s 18009517807, call now

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there; with Bob Barker!" Bob Barker: "AND a new CAR!!!!" 

That Leaky roof will cause you THOUSANDS in Repairs!

And Gushing Gutters can Destroy your Home's Foundation!

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seven years is too long

wait, have i also been here for seven years? oof

i  you cha cha<33333333

also off-topic I've been meaning to tell you this but my best friend in elementary school's name was Kody and every time I see your username I think of her and it makes me happy!

Plot Twist: It's me and I'm about to be banned

eggs in high school

thanks

thx <3

i'm deceased

can we get a proud peter griffin emote 

omg that snowman pic is going in my sweetcutebaby zura screenshots (which is up to over 170 files)

isn't that too much?

dam its his REAL birthday today happy birthday skinny katsura... i cant name a better bottom than you king. 

you may now kiss the bride

also watch their new mv its fresh

tbh I'm still in shock about it. I kept checking all over the place to see if people were messing around or something but n o..

Now go listen to Red and 1989!

i have  not as good imo but wildest dreams is wonderful

now go listen to thug story (ft. t-pain) !

you take good care of em now

They're one happy family

I agree 100%

Who is Tyler?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler,_the_Creator