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I'm still alive..... for some reason. Somehow. I don't know why. Just hoping things coalesce in all the right ways for me....

happy first day of winter to the sponge bob community

So out of nowhere, my loving cat Jack was feeling very sick, couldn't eat, only drank, didn't use the bathroom really, had black spots on his nose, probably bleeding from his mouth and nose a bit, didn't meow, get up, slept on the ground, looking at us, and I was worried the inevitable was about to happen to another cat of mine at a young age (he may be 11 but I don't care, always wanted my cat to live til 20), and this morning, I didn't get to say goodbye to a loving pet in my family. He was a nice fella, coming in to my room, pawing at me, he acted like a dog sometimes, just kissing your hand and biting it. He was super nice. Never really growled or hissed. Never got angry really. And now. I never get to see him ever again. And I'm depressed about it. Love and cherish your pets. You'll never know when the awful day comes, especially if they were acting normal just a few days ago. I'll miss you, Jack. Hopefully there's an afterlife and you're reunited with your loving brother Elliott who passed in 2013, as well as your friend Ralphy and Tomas. Took this a few weeks ago too. I'm so sad... 2011 - 2022

I would like to make it clear that I'm perplexed as to why I've evoked the wrath of Brazil and have nothing but love for the people of that country.

Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants! If you don't mind, I would like to ask you a question. At the end of the episode, ''patrick smartpants'', when you return Patrick's old head, you say, ''Not just an idiot, Patrick, you're also my pal'' That line always stuck out to me: Since you two are meant to be friends, why would you flat-out call your best friend an idiot? I would like if that line were removed from all future reruns and that you ''Spongebob Squarepants'' apologize to Mr. Patrick Star for calling him an idiot, which was very inappropriate and uncalled for. Thank you.

Can i have some chum? I wanna die.

Wow, it's really been 10 years on here

ahoy lads I've overdosed on ketamine

I haven't logged on in like 4 or 5 years.

BUGS BUNNY'S 83RD BIRTHDAY BEATING

Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day we'll stuff your face full of shit!

I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein.

Krusty Krew sucks that's it, that's the status

As a box myself, this community never fails to bring inclusivity and love. Thanks guys.

fries should be fries either way

Today makes 13 years since I first joined this joint on my og account. You know what means?! It’s due to be decommissioned by the KND! Unless you adhere to the join date on my current account, in which case I’ll see you back here in about 7 months.

figured out how 2 levitate. lol yall aren't gonna believe dis

i am the best user named ooooooofy on the sponge bob community

Can't wait to see what SBC lore gets retconned in 2024!

I will be back for you after I collect my milk and cookies from starving orphans

This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

The Pokémon franchise is like a game of jenga. If you move one thing it all falls apart.

what kind of fool do you take me for? he's jesus! ( @Cool Jesus) he's jesus! ( @Jesus) he's jesus! (@Danny DeVito) why I'M JESUS! are there any more jesus-es i should know about?

A broken phone has more or less locked me out of discord for the time being

so @HawkbitAlpha gave me the Penalty so I will make a new account @HawkbitAlpha wont give me the Penalty on my new account again I will be the new me! Good work @HawkbitAlpha so this account is going to get archived for life so see you all on my new account bye!

Hello all! I'm QuackersClocks, but everyone on the Internet simply calls me Quackers! I'm known for making custom credits for SpongeBob!

Have taken the plunge and begun voice training! Can I get a W?

I love SpongeBob

Yay I got my log-in with this name right on the first try. Smooth sailings for the rest of the week

It's that time of year again

After about 2-3 days of being sick, I am now 99.99% better.

This is my official campaign for Summer 2023 Featured Employee. You know who you need to represent the forums. Me, Aya. Not only was I just promoted in my real life job, I should be promoted here on the Spongebobby Community for 10 years of excellent service.

A FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK

Bubsy is perhaps one of the most recognizable video game icons of all time, and that could be because he SUCKS ASS!

Heart on stick must die.

I've returned after almost two years for a second time.

That annoying moment when... you go to your local movie theater to see a movie, only to find out that the movie WON'T play because of a stupid computer glitch!

He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

Happy New Year, Everyone!

I'm now your new Santa, lads. Introducing: Krabby Klaws!

Jason David Frank, famed actor of the "Power Rangers" series; took his own life earlier today by suicide at the age of 49. I...don't know of anything else to say.

I no longer like holographic meatloaf.

On the surface, 9/11 honors those who have died when the planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

Not only have I increased my rank to mentor, I have now posted at least 6,000 posts on this website! Where does the time go?

Fuck America. Phoebe Bridgers is right. That's all I want to say for now. Frustrated to hear the Roe v Wade overturn.

I’m not afraid of death. What can death bring that I haven’t faced? I’ve lived; life is the worst. Listen to me, I’m a philosopher. Joe, you must do this. You must must must.

based, 12:15 PST, my request http://player.listenlive.co/36281

Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Always remember: Being successful won’t always make you happy. But being happy will always make you successful.