Popular Post Ron Posted July 22, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 22, 2013 Episode 1: Sexy to the Limit It was an ordinary day in Bikini Bottom when SpongeBob walked into a store titled "Dead Squidly's." It wasn't what he wanted to the door next store, which was called "Big and Black." That was even less what he wanted, so he went to the next store, which was titled "Foreplay Mart." He was disgusted, so he went to the next store, which was called "Sex Shop With BDSM Gear." Aha! He had found what he wanted. He entered, and who else was in the store but SpongeOddFan! SpongeBob instantly recognized him; he was a member on one of SpongeBob's fansites, called The SpongeBob Cockmmunity. "SOF!" cried SpongeBob gayly. "What are you doing here?" "i see come sex:P" [jjsthekid: OKAY COME ON SOF, STOP HAVING BIAS.] [Wumbo: aha im green.] [Hayden: SOF, do you also see how bad your reviews are?] "Where the hell did those voices come from?" said SpongeBob, breaking the fourth wall. "I don't know! It's quite peculiar, don't you think?" said SOF, suddenly speaking perfect English. "Ah," said jjs/Crushing/everyone-else-that-says-"ah" SpongeBob. "Well, I have to go buy these dildos for Mr. Krabs! See ya, SOF! :)" SpongeBob paid for his dildo and left, heading back to The Kocky Krab, where Mr. Krabs had transformed The Krusty Krab into a strip club. He entered, where UnlimitedCha was at the Squidly Strip Station and Jelly was at the Paul McCartney Strip Station (both were actually Squidward and Squilliam). "OH MY GOD SQUIDLY I LOVE YOU," screamed Cha, crying rivers at how amazing Squidly was. I mean, he's fucking God. "OH MY GOD PAUL I LOVE YOUR 70-YEAR-OLD ASS," screamed Jelly, crying rivers at how amazing Paul was. "Mr. Krabs?" SpongeBob called. He entered into his office, just as he heard a "SPLAT" before the office fell into dead silence. Mr. Krabs exited out of a backroom, letting out a sigh of relief. "Aaahhhh, the deed is don--- oh, shit, SpongeBob, when did you get in here!" said Mr. Krabs. "I got the dildo you wanted, sir," said SpongeBob. "Oh, good. ," said Mr. Krabs. They left the office just as an angry customer approached them. CHEESE was angry because the male stripper he was watching had gained a substantial amount of weight. CHEESE led them back to his station, where CDCB was swinging around on the poll. "CDCB! What are yer doin up there!? Get down!" "No can do, sir," said CDCB. "I'm trying to be like Yakko!" "When the hell did Yakko ever do this!?" Mr. Krabs called. "Here, boy, I've got a dildo, come get it!" "DILDO!?" the voice of Clapwald suddenly said. Clapwald suddenly broke the fourth wall roof of the Krusty Krab; anything dick-related drew the attention of Clapwald. "Who is this, SpongeBob?" Mr. Krabs said. "It's OMJ and Aya's baby, sir," said SpongeBob. "They finally fucked and this was the result." "Well we need to destroy it!" exclaimed Mr. Krabs. "Destroy it! DESTROY IT!" [jjs: Go right ahead and destroy it, Mr. Krabs, just like I'm sure the audience wants to destroy their minds after reading this spin-off!] [Wumbo: Haha all this needs is some Bikini Top characters and we're all good!] "I'll call for backup, sir!" said SpongeBob. He ran to the office and grabbed the phone. He dialed Mrs. Asian Mom's number. "Mrs. Asian Mom?! I need your h---" "ExKizuna tells me to burn things!" "Wha---" "And that has been a word with Mrs. Asian Mom! See you next time!" The phone then hung up. SpongeBob went back out. "Mr. Krabs! I don't know what to do!" "Call Skodwarde!" exclaimed Mr. Krabs. "He'll help us save The Kocky Krab!" SpongeBob attempted to call Skodwarde, but all he got were very large paragraphs. "He won't answer either, sir!" said SpongeBob. "I can help, guy---" said 70s, with his full family of Sara, Nick, Marti, and Prudence, all of whom now had superhero powers because 70s imagined them for them. " "No, not now, 70s," said SpongeBob. "Why don't we just call The Fantastic Five to come handle this?" "EXCELLENT IDEA!" said Mr. Krabs. So they called The Fantastic Five. Sauce, OMJ, Clappy, Aya, and Cha all grouped together in an Avengers-esque way because they are the Gods of the Forum. "FANTASTIC FIVE, UNITE!" said Clappy. Sauce shot 500 pages of "Ask Miss Smiles!" into Clapwald's mouth, and Cha followed up by exploding Squidly's all around Clapwald. The monster flailed, but not before Aya, Clappy, and OMJ summoned Brian Kendrick into the ring to do double duty on Clapwald. Finally, Clapwald was defeated. But then Black Jesus appeared. The End 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjs Goodman Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 You forgot one part: SOF: STOP MOCKING SBC MEMBERS, DYLAN! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 LMAO this is amazing Dylan, I cracked up xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 lamo i laughed so hard on this xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDCB Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 My... brain hurts. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 E.V.I.L.: I'M CUTE! LOL! There now you've covered everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Oh my god I love this xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 This is pretty funny. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Oh my gosh, THIS IS SO HILARIOUS. I DIED LAUGHING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I did not understand anything but I still died from laughing. R.I.P Trophy: SBC's only sports fan. January 6th 2013 - July 22nd 2013 also a nice combo of spinoffs here lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 I both laughed my ass off and died a little inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDCB Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 Want moar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 MOAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongeo Posted July 22, 2013 Share Posted July 22, 2013 This was hilarious wow I will never see SB the same way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ron Posted July 23, 2013 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 23, 2013 Episode 2: Sexy Pink Bitch! Black Jesus was sitting in the Kocky Krab doing things black people do (like get shot when they be walkin' with their hoodie up!) when Naomi from Bikini Top entered the Kocky Krab. "GUYS," she panted, "GUYS. I JUST HIT ANOTHER PERSON WITH MY CAR!" SpongeBob and Black Jesus instantly jumped to their feet and rushed outside, where blood was everywhere. Mangled body parts were strewn all across the road. "How many people did you hit, fool!?" hollered Black Jesus. "I don't know," said Naomi, "I lost count after a while. I'm sorry!" "Look at all these body parts...," said SpongeBob. "Okay, everyone go searching for genitalia." So they set off, searching for fresh body parts that could be used at The Kocky Krab. When they were finished, the three of them carried them back into The Kocky Krab, where Mr. Krabs was trying clear crabs lice out of---- "Oh, hello boys!" said Mr. Krabs. "And girl!" Mr. Krabs collected the body parts. He directed SpongeBob to go and find Squidward, because he was late for his appointment with CNF and Elias Dreisbach. SpongeBob and Black Jesus left the Krusty Krab, when suddenly it became very dark outside. "Hey, this is scary," said SpongeBob. He pulled up his hoodie. *Confessional Cam* SpongeBob: So, now we're parodying Underwater Survivor: SBC Style, I guess... to be honest, I don't trust Black Jesus. We need a locust abortion technician. *End* Finally, SpongeBob found Squidward; he was crying over Hawaii in the corner of his house. They took him back to the Kocky Krab, but not before Black Jesus was shot by Zimmerman. SOF: but zimmerman isnt a spongebob! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! They continued back to the Kocky Krab, where Korax and his minions were discussing how to destroy the Kocky Krab outside. "We must first destroy the Fantastic Five," said Korax. Kuri, Kordon, Kyton, and Krosis (also known as the KKK; watch out Black Jesus, you have Zimmerman, the KKK, and Wumbo against you!) all listened intently before they entered the Kocky Krab. "EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" A thong was thrown on Korax's face. All of a sudden, weird, wannabe funny spin-offs that don't make any sense flooded The Kocky Krab! [jjs: THE IRONY POLICE!] Wumbo and Clappy emerged from a backroom in the Krusty Krab, looking very satisfied, and were like, "WOAH, WHAT'S GOING ON!" Dragiiin spewed more random shit cuz he has nothing better to do. Together, Wumbo, Clappy, and Dragiiin formed the Kocky Krab Dream Team. Suddenly SG, Girlygirl, Deli, and CF took off the blanket to expose giant penises. They inserted them into SG's mouth. "Ah," said SG, "Lightly sprinkled with Basil!" The Dream Team took out giant swords to defeat the nonsensical spin-offs! CHEESE and Mrs. Asian Mom angrily retaliated. Meanwhile, cries about Hawaii could be heard in the distance! Finally, the Dream Team was able to defeat the nonsensical spin-offs. But then we faked a hacking and everyone threw a bitch fit. The End 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 YOU KILLED MRS. ASIAN MOM!!! WHYYY THE IRPONNYYY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 CHEESE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ;( Anyways, another great episode Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 YAY I CREATED NO CHARACTERS TO BE DESTROYED YET YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 This is a great episoe xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 i loved that episide, Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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