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Clappy's Top 50 Worst Songs of All Time List


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I have to say, I'm surprised, but glad my hatred of "Welcome to My Life" spawned such interesting debate.  Obviously most of it about Untitled, but whatever, I'll take it. :P

 

Since I did a pretty shitty job emphasizing why I hate it, it all goes back to, as usual, work.

 

I've always hated Welcome to My Life because it is such a whiny nauseating song.  Simple Plan has been and always will be a bunch of hacks and this song is the epitome of how crappy a pop-rock (which is an insult to pop-rock) band can be.

 

Then of course, I have heard every single version of this song thanks to overplay at work.  If you want to look at why I hate easy listening pop-rock, it all goes back to work.  They have killed so many songs for me and Welcome To My Life has beaten a dead horse.  I've literally gone on rants at work at how bad of a song this is to paying customers, bored co-workers, or whoever else wants to hear me ramble and if it wasn't for me posting my Crap Cinema review in a few minutes as a Christmas present to you all, I would definitely go into a longer detailed explanation as to why I hate this song with so much passion.

 

But alas, it's my least favorite song of all-time and I highly doubt that will ever change.

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IMO, Tootsee Roll is 10 times worse than Laffy Taffy.

I'm thankful I've never heard Tootsee Roll. As for Laffy Taffy, I can't entirely hate it. It's so bad, it's good.

And Steel, I gave up on the honorable mentions. Too many to list that I hate that a honorable mentions list would be a waste of time. :P

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That one has unintentional comedic value, though, especially with the music video...dear god, the fucking music video. Seriously, skip to about 2:25 and try not to laugh:

 

 

As for their worst, i'd say "Perfect" (angsty-for-the-sake-of-being-angsty douchebag's anthem!), but "I'm Just A Kid" is pretty fucking bad, too.

EYEM JUST A KID

AND LIIIIIFE IS A NIGHTMARE

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