Wumbo Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 2. "As you can see by this graph... ahem, GRAPH!" Krusty Krab Training Video - 142 points 9 of 11 lists. 1 #1 vote - chocolatesoup The narrator of this story takes you into what it all means to be an employee of The Krusty Krab. He starts off with a little history on The Krusty Krab, how it became the restaurant we all know and love today. It actually started out as a retirement home before Mr. Krabs changed it into a restaurant. We then fast-forward to present-day, where Mr. Krabs shows us around the restaurant, then expects us to buy something or pay a standing fee. The tape then moves on to what it takes to be a good employee, such as having good hygiene and keeping the workplace clean. It also shows how not to be a good employee, or a "Squidward". He also covers the subject of POOP, which stands for People Order Our Patties. It then moves into the psychological aspect of the job: "Mr. Krabs, can I get a raise?" "No." "GOOD JOB, MR. SQUAREPANTS!" The tape then examines the customer, or as we like to call them, the Krustomer. Patrick is said customer, and he infuriates Squidward by talking to the narrator (who he thinks is the ceiling talking to him), and then takes forever to order something. We'll check in with these two later. The narrator then shows us what to do in the state of an emergency. Apparently, what you need to do is run around like a maniac to get Mr. Krabs' attention. Then we get back to Squidward and Patrick, where the narrator reminds Squidward of POOP. Squidward suggests that Patrick order a Krabby Patty. Patrick agrees, but then Squidward makes the mistake of asking if it was for here or to go, prompting Patrick to go into another indecision fit, and Squidward to bang his head repeatedly against the register. Now it's time to reveal the formula! THE SECRET FORMULA I- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Please please please show us #1! I just want it to be shown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 1. "The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill, the last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will..." Band Geeks - 156 points 8 of 11 lists. 2 #1 votes - Webby/Sauce Mama When Squidward hears from his rival, Squilliam, that he needs "Squidward's band" to play the Bubble Bowl. Squilliam then taunts him, saying that Squidward doesn't even have a band. Squidward is determined to prove him wrong, and decides to drum up a marching band really fast. Heh... drum. Band humour. He posts flyers all over Bikini Bottom, asking people to join. While practice begins at 8:30 sharp, Squidward himself was late, because the guy selling him instruments wouldn't know an oboe from an elbow! Heh... oboe. More band humour. Squidward tries to make the group of people play well, but to no avail. After exploded flag twirlers, white sedans leaving their lights on, and Plankton's harmonica solo, the crowd starts to get restless. When they find out practice has ended after their scuffle, they get up to leave. Squidward thanks them for nothing, and then leaves. SpongeBob replies that they need to pretend that Squidward is a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, in order to know what it truly mean to be in a marching band. A one! A two! A skiddly diddly doo! When Squidward shows up at The Bubble Bowl, Squilliam is there as well. He tells him that his entire band died, but then they show up. Squilliam laughs and says this is exactly how he pictured the band to look. That's his... eager face. Anyway, they get into The Bubble Bowl, and fearing for his reputation, Squidward counts them in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Well... that couldn't be more expected. I knew CWN and BG would be in the Top 5. KKTV wasn't that a surprising position either. Now Clappy can go on with his 50 Worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 So that's all she wrote, ladies and gents! Once again, thanks to the participants! You know what was astonishing? I don't think that Sailor Mouth, what I thought was a very highly regarded episode, made anybody's list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Honestly, Sailor Mouth is one of the more forgettable Pre-Movie episodes. (and those are hard to find.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jjs Goodman Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 Nice list! I was a little surprised with some of the top 10 choices, but glad to see Band Geeks made #1. Now I eagerly await the bottom list.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I don't agree with Krusty Towers being in the Top 10 but I do agree with it being one of the best of season 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I still refuse to believe that Chocolate With Nuts didn't finish #1. Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Honestly, Sailor Mouth is one of the more forgettable Pre-Movie episodes. (and those are hard to find.) HI PATRICK HOW THE **** ARE YA 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almy Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I can't believe there are only 2 funny parts in Band Geeks and it made #1 on this list. Even though it has one of the best songs in the show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 1. "The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill, the last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will..." Band Geeks - 156 points 8 of 11 lists. 2 #1 votes - Webby/Sauce Mama When Squidward hears from his rival, Squilliam, that he needs "Squidward's band" to play the Bubble Bowl. Squilliam then taunts him, saying that Squidward doesn't even have a band. Squidward is determined to prove him wrong, and decides to drum up a marching band really fast. Heh... drum. Band humour. He posts flyers all over Bikini Bottom, asking people to join. While practice begins at 8:30 sharp, Squidward himself was late, because the guy selling him instruments wouldn't know an oboe from an elbow! Heh... oboe. More band humour. Squidward tries to make the group of people play well, but to no avail. After exploded flag twirlers, white sedans leaving their lights on, and Plankton's harmonica solo, the crowd starts to get restless. When they find out practice has ended after their scuffle, they get up to leave. Squidward thanks them for nothing, and then leaves. SpongeBob replies that they need to pretend that Squidward is a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, in order to know what it truly mean to be in a marching band. A one! A two! A skiddly diddly doo! When Squidward shows up at The Bubble Bowl, Squilliam is there as well. He tells him that his entire band died, but then they show up. Squilliam laughs and says this is exactly how he pictured the band to look. That's his... eager face. Anyway, they get into The Bubble Bowl, and fearing for his reputation, Squidward counts them in. i should've known bg. the eager face always wins when its with band humor. hey its one of the few episodes that doesnt have a main character tortured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 I thought Chocolate With Nuts would have been the second choice. I saw Band Geeks coming, but for some reason I forgot about The Krusty Krab Training Video. Nice list, and thanks for the ride! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 As far as Squidward abuse goes, I really don't think Club SpongeBob is the worst offender. Maybe not, but it's STILL pretty bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 Honestly, if I were to judge the worst "Squidward abuse" episode in the Pre-Movie Era, I would go for either Jellyfishing or The Camping Episode. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky Posted March 2, 2013 Share Posted March 2, 2013 It's Sweet Victory, yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Yeah! My number 1 wins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwn Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Yeah, actually, I'd rather see A Pal For Gary win this. Band Geeks does make my top 100, and APAG doesn't (obviously), but BG is SO OVERRATED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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