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  1. Joe Biden

    A FRICKIN ROOSTER MASK

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      A 180 DEGREE ROTATED, FRICKIN ROOSTER MASK

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  2. dmandagiraffe

    You have forsaken us.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      No. You have failed my test and therefore I cannot give you any doubloons without breaking my moral code.

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  3. dmandagiraffe

    You have forsaken us.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      The magic word is "please". I am sorry, you will receive no doubloons from me.

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  4. dmandagiraffe

    You have forsaken us.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      I will give them to you if you say the magic word.

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  5. Danny DeVito

    It

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      If

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  6. President Squidward

    I'm gonna say the n word.

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    If you think I'm joking, you're absolutely wrong.

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    Seriously. I think I can get away with it...

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    Popularity and all, it's not in any harm, I'm just an unfunny edgelord.

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    Here goes...

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    NANNERPUS NANNERPUS

     

     

    Okay...

     

    I'll miss talking to ya'll...

     

    No fucking mercy.

     

    But alas, if I get banned for saying foul language, I understand.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Nannerpus, Nannerpus

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      whatnegger?

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  7. SpongeOddFan

    so glad i'm not in hopsital anymore

    this is like bad experience I've ever had.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      yeah man, we're glad too. it's good to have you back

  8. Jjs Goodman

    six years later and i still genuinely have no idea where i'm going in lumiose city

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      are you in wyoming

  9. sbl

    sbl

    I'm pink.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      and i would beat off a guy!

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  10. Coffee_lover

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    wooooooh yeah I can't believe that I lived til this point but I’m officially an clam whisperer that’s right a legit 8.5/10 emotional members yes wooooooh hooooo thankz you everyone I love you allllllllllll

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    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Congrats; I wish you luck on your quest to ruin the rest of SBC. 

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  11. That Excited SpongeKid

    i do not feel good :(

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Hey man, I'm sorry if I really did hurt you with that post earlier. My intentions were to joke around but it took a moment to realize it can be pretty hard to take words like those in a joking sense. I almost didn't want to post what I typed for a moment because of a bad gut feeling, but I went along with g4y's joke anyway. I hope you can understand. If there's anything I can say/do to make you feel better, you name it. Once again, I really am sorry for what I did.  

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  12. CyanideFishbone

    I feel like I'm the only person in the world who can not stand Old Town Road. It's just..... awful.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      You're far from alone

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  13. Aya♥

    Hail Satan!

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQpyji9lezU

  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I AIN'T OLD!

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      old

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  15. dmandagiraffe

    I had a dream last night about terrorists bombing my local walmart; should I be worried

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      ok so today my friend showed me a video where some kid's mom launches through the roof of a walmart causing it to explode, now i'm really worried

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  16. Goobz

    ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      you broke my new phone thats only a week old, thanks goob

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  17. President Squidward

    I don’t even know how to play a harmonica... 

    ...but I want one.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      One time at school I pulled a harmonica out of my backpack and started playing it, and one of my friends just so happened to bring theirs as well and we got into an epic battle

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  18. Jjs Goodman

    yo guys, SBC was featured briefly in this video from blameitonjorge, skip to the 3 minute mark (sauce and I make cameos): 

     

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      you can all thank me for this 1 my dudes

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  19. HawkbitAlpha

    Apparently, me and @Goobz are now the Weeabros. I'll just let that fact hang in the air.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      I'm gonna die! XD

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  20. Patty Rose

    Kinda sadly fitting that my cat passes the exact month and day we do a pet-themed iFish month.

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Your cat’s purpose in life was fulfilled, I suppose.

      R.I.P. Patty’s cat

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  21. Salmon

    i'm a marijuana plant i can get you fucked up

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      unarguably the best part of that vid

  22. SpongeCob

    chracters without personalities

    1. phineas and ferb

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Yeah, really. YouTube was a cruel place to me back then.

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  23. SpongeCob

    chracters without personalities

    1. phineas and ferb

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      How was I supposed to know the innocent-looking Blues Clues video would drop the F-bomb? I was naive, okay?

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  24. President Squidward

    you don't know SHIT, hitler

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      i will KILL you just for KNOWING about that!

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  25. Josh the trash

    howdy! I am a new guy with some broken English! Please show some love to me. Thank you(by the way this is my profile picture and I sirslely can't draw) PiKBEMn.png

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Welcome to SBC. Have a fun!

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