kylie

I met @DrHeinzDoofenshmirtz recently, my name is kylie (@homiestar) and this is my ddlb story. I met him October 20th of this year and it was horrific. He was rude, not classy and he lost a long time doof stan that day. I walked into the $350 M&G and say hello he replies with "fat" and I shook it off because I thought maybe I had heard him wrong. As I approached him and asked to do my pose he stared at me blank faced. I continued talking "you saved my life" I say. "You're the reason I'm alive today". He looks me dead in the eye and says "you'll die soon enough, fatty" and then whispered "obesity". I started crying I had never felt pain like this and he started laughing and said "are you crying? Stop it. Stop it now" and he flicked my vagina. The photographer took the picture and I headed out of the M&G section and that's when Doof started speaking whale to me. I still can't believe this happened. I cried writing this. I wish this weren't true but Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz is in fact; a horrible person. Thank you for reading this. And if you don't believe me ask @MajorMonogram he was there with me.