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  1. OWM

    OWM

    I don't even know why I even had school today. Snow is everywhere, and we got out early at 10:00 anyway.

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      Well if you went and got out early, that still counts as a school day so you won't have to make it up in the summer

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Yeah, it kinda does.

    3. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      I woke up early to get ready then we get a phone call saying schools canceled :/

  2. OWM

    OWM

    I finally caught the mouse in my bathroom!

    1. SpongeyKid

      SpongeyKid

      Congratulations! :)

    2. OWM

      OWM

      @ssj It seems more like an appetizer rather than dinner.

  3. OWM

    OWM

    Happy Chinese New Year!

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      kung hei fat choy

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Happy new year for all Chinese people!

    3. BoJack Horseman

      BoJack Horseman

      Happy Chinese New Year to everyone

  4. OWM

    OWM

    BONKO!

    1. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      It's Bingo yah old coot!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      GET YER HANDS OFF ME WOMAN!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Echanted Window Dreams

  5. OWM

    OWM

    THE MOLLUSKS ARE COMING

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      NOT THE MOLLUSKS

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Mollusks??? What mollusks?!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      There are no mollusks, are there, Maniac?

  6. OWM

    OWM

    Went to Dorney Park today and got sunburned really bad. -_-

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      Does that mean... you live in PA also ???

    2. OWM

      OWM

      Yup.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      My condolences.

  7. OWM

    OWM

    Going to Cancún tomorrow! :D

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      With the Killer Shrimp, I hope

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Have fun over there.

      Lol OMJ.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Always wanted to go. Have fun.

  8. OWM

    OWM

     why is sbc giving me ads for tampons

    1. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      fitting :funny:

    2. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      plGLjf8.png

  9. OWM

    OWM

    four years yay

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Congrats.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      congrats!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      omg ur profile song

  10. OWM

    OWM

    you guys want another rinse cycle, i'm buyin

    1. sbl

      sbl

      You know, I love staring at delicates as much as the next guy, but it's just that I thought we'd see more of the nightlife.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Notifications 

      OWM has posted a status.

      Clappy has posted a status.

      sbl is now following you.

    3. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      the wash!

  11. OWM

    OWM

    chingedy ching

    1. sbl

      sbl

      Happy birthday!

    2. OWM

      OWM

      it's not my BIRTHDAY

    3. sbl

      sbl

      Happy happy birthday, happy birthday cake! Happy happy birthday, pin the tail on the seahorse. Happy happy birthday, happy birthday Dominick!

       

  12. OWM

    ARRRR!

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      shut up matey or i'll poke ye in yer one eye

    2. OWM

      OWM

      GRRRR I'M NOT PUTTING ANY OF YER SONGS ON THE NEXT ALBUM

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      oh but ringo gets a bunch?!

  13. OWM

    OWM

    Think. Think. Think.

    1. Pinky

      Pinky

      What'cha thinking about, Pooh Bear?

    2. The Crow

      The Crow

      BRAINBLAST

  14. OWM

    OWM

    Arm-Fall-Off Boy! He can rip off his ams and use them as clubs.

    1. OWM

      OWM

      *arms

    2. Internet

      Internet

      Hmm. What if both of them just fell?

  15. OWM

    OWM

    There is no candy in me, there is no candy in me

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      I am just a little boy there is no candy in me

    2. Someone

      Someone

      Nerd no piñata

  16. OWM

    OWM

    I just noticed they removed the "Royal Family" group.

    1. The Lion King

      The Lion King

      Being a Retired Employee sounds much less glamorous than being part of a royal family.

    2. Ron

      Ron

      It's back now. :)

  17. OWM

    OWM

    Is it bad that I didn't know Oceans was back on the skin selector until now?

    1. sbl

      sbl

      I didn't know ether.

  18. OWM

    OWM

    Yesterday, my schools banned the finger gun gesture because it was considered "threatening."

    1. SG19

      SG19

      Seriously? It's idiotic choices like these that make me wonder if schools are a place for learning anymore.

    2. patrickduh

      patrickduh

      Maybe some schools will ban that sign.

  19. OWM

    OWM

    Whatever happened to the rest of the Astrology with Squidward episodes?

    1. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      i haven't seen them since i was a kid :(

    2. Supergameman

      Supergameman

      They're on youtube. But the quality of them are pretty low.

  20. OWM

    OWM

    Activity?

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Activia

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      The site's inactive but can always make a thread.

  21. OWM

    OWM

    HOLY CRAP THEY'RE BRINGING BACK BIONICLE

    1. sbl

      sbl

      SAY WHAAA

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      2006 memories WOO

  22. OWM

    OWM

    Late January so soon?

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      ikr D: though a week off is very nice to the soul

  23. OWM

    OWM

    Did someone say "fad?"

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      How many people can bare this bear fad?

    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      Looks like I missed this one too.

  24. OWM

    OWM

    We're not even out of September yet they're already selling Christmas decorations at Costco.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

       I saw them too in Michael's. I'm okay with it LOOKING like Christmas outside but god dang it keep that Christmas crap away until after Thanksgiving.

    2. MMM

      MMM

      I was at a beach in JUNE and a store has Christmas decorations up

  25. OWM

    OWM

    GET YER HANDS OFF ME WOMAN

    1. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      How did this possibly make its way into an episode rated TV-Y? Without the word "woman", this may have been only a somewhat typical example of cartoon violence. As it is, however, it is beyond sexist - it is a frightening depiction of domestic abuse that no one should have to witness in a cartoon aimed at children. It's even more horrifying because Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy essentially live together as a couple, and so this act of violence is an absolutely unfunny spousal battery. What on earth were the writers thinking? More importantly, why did Nickelodeon believe that this could be aired?

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      HORRIFYING: Mermaid Man batters his partner.

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