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  1. Sauce Mama

    My love for bread is the reason I don't have abs like Gwen Stefani.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      there's NO DOUBT that i love bread

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Bread is hella good

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Stay up til 4 in the morning... to eat a pound of bread.

  2. Sauce Mama

    Pffft. I think this status update thing is the closest I'll get to having a Facebook. #facepalm

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well at least I have an Instagram. #youcanputallthehashtagsyouwantthere

    3. TJ

      TJ

      I don't really like Facebook. Twitter is better. SBC is better :P .

    4. SG19

      SG19

      Facebook can help you stay connected with others and serve as an academic tool, especially in college, but it's not for everyone.

  3. Sauce Mama

    Look what happened under me kilt!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      WHO WANTS TO LICK MY CHEEKS?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I think I have some takers!

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Welcome to Pretty Patties! May I take your money?

  4. Sauce Mama

    Good thing my immune system is good, my friend is really sick, and my other friend has the flu. It's going around big time.

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    2. Ninramaburgergirl

      Ninramaburgergirl

      that sucks

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      Stay healthy! Laughter and smiling are the best medeicine!

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      It's pretty bad here too! I hope you don't get as sick as I am!

  5. Sauce Mama

    Magic Mountain is having a fireworks show for the landing of Endeavour! You can see it from my room. I haven't seen a fireworks show there since I was a little kid. #nostalgia

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Magic Mountain looks cool, but I'd probably not ride most of the rides XD.

    3. SG19

      SG19

      Still sucks that Houston can't keep the shuttle.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I would definitely hit that place up again if I ever make another trip there.

  6. Sauce Mama

    Waayyy wook! It's Wlapward! Wlapward's woing to work.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Wow Wlapward! Why ware wou wacting wike whis?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I sure hope me and my nose can fit in.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      WLAMMAS ARE GONNA KWILL WUS AWWLLL

  7. Sauce Mama

    People in 20 states file petitions to secede the Union?? What the heck is this world coming to?

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    2. thespongebobfan

      thespongebobfan

      Signed the Petition for Texas. Now has reached 60,000 signatures and rising.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Seriously. I feel ashamed to be apart of the 20 states and worried.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      Oh great, now Spongebobs1fan is siding with it, too-.-

  8. Sauce Mama

    Sauce Mama's gotta pay bills. #realtalk

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Only 799 more downpayments to go.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      NOOOOO!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      #realtalk Go Mama!

  9. Sauce Mama

    The ice cream truck outside is playing classical music. #whatisthis

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      waaaat.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      My ice cream truck plays Come All Ye Faithful, even when it's not Christmas...

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Pfft I love classical music

  10. Sauce Mama

    WE WILL WIN THIS FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!

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    2. Pinky

      Pinky

      You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war.

    3. Moar Boy

      Moar Boy

      Ummm, ura?

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      USSR! USSR!

  11. Sauce Mama

    I have work a 7 hour shift on Christmas.........WHO THE FUCK IS GONNA EAT SUSHI ON CHRISTMAS?!

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      That really sucks. =/ Though I guess people who don't celebrate will?

    3. TJ

      TJ

      Lol, wow that sucks big time

    4. JCM

      JCM

      Wow, I almost forgot you work at a sushi place. Funnily enough, I had your JCMovies character working at a sushi restaurant back in 2011. Sorry for the plug :P but I really do hope thing work out for you on Christmas.

  12. Sauce Mama

    I log on to notice that Kevin liked almost every single reality image that I've posted......wtf Kevin xDDD

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      He liked my pic also.

    3. MMM

      MMM

      He liked mine

      thanks dood

    4. kev

      kev

      I've been looking back at the reality picture xD

  13. Sauce Mama

    Play wid us before we melt!

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      yes

    3. Cha

      Cha

      the best part is the middle of meee-HEEEEE

    4. sbl

      sbl

      I'm your sponge, baby go on and squeeeeze.

  14. Sauce Mama

    Damn, can't believe I'm not a teenager anymore. Doesn't even seem like it lol.

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    2. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Same here, I don't feel 19 at all. I feel like I'm 14 or 15 still. Literally can not believe I'll be 20 this year.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I ain't old.....I AINT OOOOOLLLDDDD!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      happy bees

  15. Sauce Mama

    Does anyone else like going through the old posts in their Sharing Time and see what you were going through at that certain point in time? You can look at it and think, "Hey, I remember that awesome moment." Or, "Wow, I'm glad I made it through that really tough time." I think that's pretty cool.

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Not sharing time but old posts in general, some of them are gold.

      Some of them are wtffff though :Laugh:

       

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      This status was tailor made for myself.  Man do I hate my old sharing time posts.  Not at all reflective of who I really am.

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      I felt that way when I was going through my diaries from high school. I worried about the most trivial things haha

  16. Sauce Mama

    Steven Universe broke me.

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    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      I SHALL NOT BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THIS COMMUNITY :norton:

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      *insert another laugh track here*

    4. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      huh? I'm confused...

  17. Sauce Mama

    Yeeeee we all on tiny chat!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I WAS there but then I left! C'mon Claps, ya feel?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I feel left out, if that's what you are sayin'

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Noooo I don't want you to feel left out! ;(

  18. Sauce Mama

    *maniacal laughter* AHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU ALL DAY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU.....

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Haha why is that?

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Because do you ever say things like that? Really?

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Nope, never. XD

  19. Sauce Mama

    The fact that these 16 year olds get brand new BMW's, Porsches, and Audi's (my freaking dream car) just amaze me. As if they weren't spoiled enough.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      For meeee?? Ohhhhhhh! *faints*

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      Thinking of that video from Clappy's 16000th: That is not the boatmobile I want! The party's off!

    4. Ninramaburgergirl

      Ninramaburgergirl

      lol i know it smiles

  20. Sauce Mama

    Okie dokie then!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I think....arggggh... he's trying....arggggh... to say... *boat crashes* land.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      ARRGH! From now on, only the captain says, arrgh! Status report, Mr Squarepants?

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      The ship is underwater, sir.

  21. Sauce Mama

    We were at the beach... Everybody had, MATCHING TOWELS!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ROCK LOBSTA!!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      ROCK LOBSTUH?

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Ruck Lubba??

  22. Sauce Mama

    Attention all users! Just giving you a heads-up. I'll be conducting a surprise uniform inspection in one hour. Whoever doesn't pass gets the boot. ...This boot to be exact. It's very stinky, and you have to wear it all day.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      CLAPWARD!!!!

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I was asleep. Do I get kicked out? :P

    4. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      Yes. And take all your llamas with you.

  23. Sauce Mama

    Goodness! I'm freezing my buns off over here! Brrrrrrr.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      My buns are warm and toasty! *shows patty buns on myself*

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      50 DEGREES, COLD?!?!

      Come to NY during Winter, ESPECIALLY the Syracuse-Buffalo area and you will DIE. :Po.o

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I guess it's time to put on your striped sweater.

  24. Sauce Mama

    SBU is running really slow for me. Is there any way I can fix this?

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thanks MDPP! :D

  25. Sauce Mama

    Forty-nine oh..... eight?! THAT'S A PENNY SHORT! *starts sobbing*

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      It's what makes Squidward smell so good!

    3. box

      box

      ONE DOLLAR? YOU HAAAAAATE ME

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      LILAC.

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