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Next time, we'll look into another famed creator's final work: SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies! created by Rae and Anas Rock. 

Looks like I still have this backed up in a word doc from way back when. Might as well import it over here. Here's the entire SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies! series:

 

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SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

Troubleshooting the Pilot: When SpongeBob and Squidward shoot the pilot for their new tool show, it doesn't go so well. So SpongeBob and Squidward have a competition to get viewers.

I'll Make a Mow Out of You: When Squilliam Fancyson, Squidward's rival, guest stars on the tool show. He gets upset and challenges him to a lawnmower race. But when Squidward gets SpongeBob to rewire the lawnmower for speed and power, it ends up getting destroyed. Can Squidward find a new lawnmower with great speed and power and beat Squilliam at the race?

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

A Tentacle Too Far: When Squidward's 30th birthday is coming up and he hasn't had a girlfriend yet. SpongeBob finds the perfect solution and hooks him up with another octopus named Carey. When Squidward and Carey have a great time at Makeout Reef, Squidward eventually goes too far and proposes to her on the tool show. Can SpongeBob find a solution to cut out the proposal part in the show? Or will Squidward be embarrased for life?

Table Turning Blues: SpongeBob and Squidward have a table building competition, and as Squidward excels, SpongeBob fails. When putting glue onto the tables, SpongeBob accidentally glues his hand on his. Since SpongeBob doesn't want a bad alter ego, he wants Squidward to lose for him, he however refuses. Can SpongeBob beat Squidward through all the table challenges?

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

House Destruction: SpongeBob and Squidward have a tag house building competition on the tool show, and as SpongeBob gets some carefree people on his team, Squidward gets some professionals. Who will win the competition? Strong Squidward? Or clutzy SpongeBob?

Three's a Crowd: When Squidward is out on a business meeting, Carey offers to fill his spot. But she isn't very good with tools, it is later revealed the only reason she did this was to impress Squidward. So SpongeBob teaches her all about tools, and soon enough she makes a sucessful show. Squidward then wants to offer her another position when the ratings are going very high, and he does. Making 3 people on the tool team now.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

Mr. SquarePants's Opus: When Squidward is doing a 60 minute video about how tools work as Carey is the camerawoman, they ask SpongeBob to be the director when nobody else can. But soon enough, SpongeBob takes his directing duties too far and gets very bossy, which leads to Squidward firing him.

Squidward's Surprise Party: SpongeBob comes up with an idea to throw a surprise party for Squidward with all his closest friends two weeks before his actual birthday. But when Squidward is going out to retrieve his old piano from childhood that night, a lot of other surprises come along the way.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

Bathroom Boom: When Squidward's bathroom is too inorganized and messy, SpongeBob and Carey decide to do an episode of the tool show at his house for a special extenstion event that will take place through 5 days, but the project takes longer than SpongeBob thinks, and he soon enough starts destroying part of the house.

Birth of a Hotrod: For a project for the tool show, SpongeBob and Squidward start building a hotrod, and they let guests on the show help them, which causes mayhem.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

Bad News Bears: When SpongeBob hears a roaring sound in his basement, he finds out it is a sea bear, which is his biggest fear. Can SpongeBob get the sea bear at the basement? Or will he have to get over his fear?

Jung at Heart: Squidward takes an interest in psychology, so he decides to do a job interview to be a psychotrist on Saturday when the tool show is not on. But when SpongeBob gets the phone call that Squidward did not get the job, he tries to keep it a secret and accidentally tells Squidward he made it.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

The Hosting Switcheroo: When Squidward thinks SpongeBob has it all easy as the host, they decide to switch positions. But when Squidward is currently the new host, it turns out that he is just as bad as SpongeBob!

My Life as a Teenage Sponge: SpongeBob tries to finish his wills so he won't have to do them in the future, but he struggles to come up with a will when he dies.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

Heavy Metal: When Squilliam shows Squidward that he has a marvelous band, Squidward tries to show him off by forming a band with SpongeBob and Carey as their instruments are tools.

How Do You Spell That?: To help earn money for the tool show, SpongeBob enters a spelling bee. But when the going gets tougher than he thought, he's going to have to cheat by secretly getting help from Squidward and Carey.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

Spears of a Saborsaw: SpongeBob seperates his shoulder after playing with a saborsaw on the tool show. But when he has to accept a special "Tool Show of the Year" award, he tries to escape the hospital, which gets Squidward and Carey worried.

Safety First: SpongeBob wins a safety award for showing people what not to do. When Squidward thinks SpongeBob did not deserve it and he did, he attempts to steal it from him.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

The Concert: When Squidward goes to a concert one night and doesn't come to the tool show the following day, SpongeBob and Carey get worried.

Making a Difference: SpongeBob and Squidward are surprised to find out that Carey smokes, so the two attempt to convince her to stop. This episode airs along with a special

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

Blow the Knee Down: When doing the tool show at Carey's house on how to fix a clogged toilet, Carey accidentally trips on the rug and breaks her knee. So to make it up for her, SpongeBob rewires a wheelchair and tests it out, but it ends up crashing through a wall.

Dance Competition: Because Carey is too injured to participate now, Squidward needs a partner in the Bikini Bottom Couples Dance Competition. When SpongeBob sets up an audition for Squidward, they get some unexpected results.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

Alter of a Problem: When Carey's mother dies, she offers to be the alter server at the funeral. But when she can't because of her broken knee, she disguises Squidward as herself to be the alter server,

The Likeable One: When Squidward is voted the more likeable person on the show than SpongeBob, his dreams of fame and fortune soon enough good to his head when he gets a part in a movie with Craig Mammalton.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

Sickened Sponge: When SpongeBob calls in sick, Squidward and Carey are left to host the tool show. And soon enough, the ratings go as high as ever. SpongeBob, being jealous, tries to sneak back onto the show.

The Fundraiser: SpongeBob enters a game show called "Bet the Set" and puts the set of the tool show on the line. But when he loses, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Carey make a fundraiser to get the set back. But unfortuneantly, the fundraiser isn't very sucessful.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

Oh, Brother: Squidward's brother comes onto the tool show during Hobby Week and shows his clarinet collection. Squidward, being jealous about his brother having all of those clarinets, competes in a jellyfishing contest in which the winner takes all the clarinets. However, Squidward doesn't know how to jellyfish! Can jellyfisher SpongeBob teach him how?

Thundersponges Are Go!: When SpongeBob falls asleep from watching a puppet show named Thunderfish, he soon enough dreams about his life being like the Thunderfish show.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

Tea Insurance: During a sanding event on the tool show, SpongeBob goes overboard and tries to sand Mrs. Tentacles's teapot collection with a huge handmade sander that ends up breaking it instead. To pay for the damages, SpongeBob starts to be ordered by Mrs. Tentacles to do various chores in her household.

Romancing the Throne: SpongeBob gets an honorary Ph.D, which makes Squidward and Carey jealous. When they find out that SpongeBob got the Ph.D just to raise college funds because he has a tool show, Squidward and Carey attempt to tell this to him.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

16. The School of All Evil/Crazy Crane

The School of All Evil: SpongeBob starts going to Mrs. Puff's Boating School after recommendation from Carey, but after nearly killing Mrs. Puff during the first driver test, he might have to stay in Boating School for a while.

Crazy Crane: When Squidward is stuck with the flu, SpongeBob freaks out about a minor scratch on his boat. So he decides to take it to shop after annoying Squidward, but when he works with a crane on an off-location shoot of the tool show, he accidentally drops a 3-ton beam on the boat. Can SpongeBob get it fixed before Squidward gets suspicious?

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

16. The School of All Evil/Crazy Crane

Special. The Haunting of SquarePants House

The Haunting of SquarePants House: SpongeBob and Squidward get into the competitive nature when the Halloween contest for "Most Scary House" comes up in the neighborhood. Who will win the competition? SpongeBob or Squidward?

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

16. The School of All Evil/Crazy Crane

Special. The Haunting of SquarePants House

18. How to Cut Wood The Fun Way/SpongeBob's Girlfriend

How to Cut Wood The Fun Way: SpongeBob makes an 11-minute video of home improvement tips that you can do with karate.

SpongeBob's Girlfriend: When Squidward is realizing that SpongeBob is jealous because he has a girlfriend, he tries setting him up with a female sponge named SpongeAnn. Unfortuneantly, they don't get along well.

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

16. The School of All Evil/Crazy Crane

Special. The Haunting of SquarePants House

18. How to Cut Wood The Fun Way/SpongeBob's Girlfriend

19. Engine Blocked/Squidward's School of Dating

Engine Blocked: When SpongeBob, Squidward, and Carey are throwing a party to celebrate putting the engine in the hotrod, hotrod seller, Squavid Suctioncup, who is Squidward's friend, gets a block from his e-mail invitation and doesn't even get one. Squidward however, think he's just running late and patiently waits for him to come.

Squidward's School of Dating: When SpongeBob and SpongeAnn are starting to date, SpongeBob doesn't appear to know a thing about dates, So Squidward decides to teach SpongeBob how to date.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 1:

1. Troubleshooting the Pilot/I'll Make a Mow Out of You

2. A Tentacle Too Far/Table Turning Blues

3. House Destruction/Three's a Crowd

4. Mr. SquarePants's Opus/Squidward's Surprise Party

5. Bathroom Boom/Birth of a Hotrod

6. Bad News Bears/Jung at Heart

7. The Hosting Switcheroo/My Life as a Teenage Sponge

8. Heavy Metal/How Do You Spell That?

9. Spears of a Saborsaw/Safety First

10. The Concert/Making a Difference

11. Blow the Knee Down/Dance Competition

12. Alter of a Problem/The Likeable One

13. Sickened Sponge/The Fundraiser

14. Oh, Brother/Thundersponges Are Go!

15. Tea Insurance/Romancing the Throne

16. The School of All Evil/Crazy Crane

Special. The Haunting of SquarePants House

18. How to Cut Wood The Fun Way/SpongeBob's Girlfriend

19. Engine Blocked/Squidward's School of Dating

20. The Hedgeclip/I'll Make a Mow Out of You II

The Hedgeclip: SpongeBob and Squidward don't have enough money to do a special first anniversary episode of the toolshow due to wasting budget on an episode dedicated to gardening with tools, so SpongeBob shows a clip of the first episode.

I'll Make a Mow Out of You II: During the first anniversary show, the best guest on the show for the year is annouced, but jealousy comes when Squidward finds out that the viewers voted Squilliam as the best guest. So Squidward challenges him to another lawnmower race, but he puts the hotrod to risk when he takes out the engine and uses it for the race.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 2:

21. Girlfriend Troubles/Neigh of a Neighbor

Girlfriend Troubles: When SpongeAnn is sending out signals to another gothic sponge, SpongeBob then makes dramatic gothic changes to his appearence to win SpongeAnn back, but these appearences scare Squidward and Carey.

Neigh of a Neighbor: SpongeBob and Squidward are getting a new neighbor, and while SpongeBob is excited, Squidward is bummed. After meeting him, SpongeBob immediantly becomes friends with Patrick, but after he dents part of SpongeBob and Squidward's hotrod, Squidward immediantly hates him.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 2:

21. Girlfriend Troubles/Neigh of a Neighbor

22. First Anniversary/My Dinner with Patrick

First Anniversary: It's been a year since Squidward and Carey started dating, and Squidward thinks he has the guts to propose to her. Unfortueantly, she doesn't like guys who rush relationships, so he tries to put it on hold for a while.

My Dinner with Patrick: When Squidward is yet again annoyed by his new neighbor, Patrick. SpongeBob decides to go to the Fancy! resturant to have dinner with him, unfortuneantly, Patrick spills out a little secret about Squidward that SpongeBob was not supposed to know about.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 2:

21. Girlfriend Troubles/Neigh of a Neighbor

22. First Anniversary/My Dinner with Patrick

23. Trading Places/The Return of The School of All Evil

Trading Places: When Squidward thinks SpongeBob has it all easy as host of the tool show, they decide to trade places for the day as Squidward is the host while SpongeBob is the assitant.

The Return of The School of All Evil: After failing his boating test again, Patrick gives SpongeBob a videotape about how to drive, leaving some surprising results during his next boating exam.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 2:

21. Girlfriend Troubles/Neigh of a Neighbor

22. First Anniversary/My Dinner with Patrick

23. Trading Places/The Return of The School of All Evil

24. What You See is What You Get/Date Episode

What You See is What You Get: When Squidward's brother gets married, Squidward, SpongeBob, and Carey apper to open up a dislike for his wife.

Date Episode: When SpongeBob, SpongeAnn, Squidward, and Carey are going to double date after the toolshow, SpongeBob and Squidward are worried when SpongeBob's Uncle Captain Blue is dating Squidward's mother.

 

SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies!

Episodes

Season 2:

21. Girlfriend Troubles/Neigh of a Neighbor

22. First Anniversary/My Dinner with Patrick

23. Trading Places/The Return of The School of All Evil

24. What You See is What You Get/Date Episode

25. SpongeBob and His Cousins/Sand on the Land

SpongeBob and His Cousins: When SpongeBob's parents' 10th anniversary is coming up, he and his wild cousins, Stanley and Todd, come to celebrate it. But they all end up in a feud.

Sand on the Land: On the toolshow, SpongeBob and Squidward are going to be on land for a special on location shoot, but after experiencing air during the rehearsal, they end up too scared to do the show.

[4EverGreen]

While I am STILL ironing out the details of my latest "Total Cartoon Action" episode, I thought I would re-run, for the first time on ONE post; the ENTIRETY of the first Performance Review for "Total Cartoon Action", called, "Ren's Descent." I hope you enjoy reading this re-run. /

 

"Performance Review: Ren's Descent" A special intro is played at the beginning of this episode, as the words "Total Cartoon Action" appear on-screen, followed by the words "Performance Review." Clips of Ren talking about Stimpy, followed by Stimpy sighing, are seen. Ren says: "You truly are my best pal, Stimpy!" Stimpy sighs. Ren shouts: "I do NOT have a PROBLEM Stimpy!" Stimpy EPIC punches Ren in the face, than it shows Stimpy sighing. Ren says: "I don't think Stimpy even thinks of me as STRONG anymore!" Stimpy sighs. Ren shouts: "Look at Stimpy!" Stimpy sighs. Ren says: "It's not enough for our car to just drive good, it has to look good, like Stimpy!" Stimpy sighs. Ren shouts: "Stimpy! You can't just walk off of a movie set!" Stimpy sighs. Ren asks: "It was a good movie! Right, Stimpy?" Stimpy sighs. Ren shouts: "Wait! I can't leave without saying good-bye to Stimpy!" Stimpy sighs. Ren shouts: "STIMPY!!!!" The intro cuts back to the words "Total Cartoon Action: Performance Review," and the CGI words make a fancy exit off the screen as the special intro music is played. /

 

The episode opens up properly, in what looks like a talk show setting, and sitting on two opposing sides, is Norbert Beaver on the right side of the screen sitting in a green couch; and Daggett Beaver on the left side of the screen sitting in a green couch. The non-returning contestants from season one, are seen in bleachers on the far left and right side of the screen. Norbert says: "Welcome to the Total Cartoon Action Performance Review! I'm your handsome main host Norbert McHandsome, and this is my SOMEHOW related, yet not as handsome co-host Daggett!" Daggett says: "Exscuse me?! How did I get lumped into this with you?!" Norbert says: "Sniz and Fondue felt really bad about the way I had to leave Total Cartoon Action without a proper vote-off. They both thought that it wasn't a dignified way for me to be eliminated, so they asked if I would host this special performance review thing for them! I agreed, but only if I could get someone with curves to bounce off of! I didn't think they would choose YOU for that position!" Daggett says: "Spooty Fairy Godparents! I wish they had found some other musical monkey or something to host this...what is a Performance Review anyways?!"

 

Norbert says: "A Performance Review" is a way for us to recap the events of the previous six episodes. We take a look at the contestants who have been eliminated, interview them, and have a LOT of fun in the process!" Aang angrily says: "Speak for YOURSELF!!!!" Norbert says: "I WAS speaking for myself, but I'm glad you brought yourself up! Audience, meet our panelists, who appeared as contestants on Total Cartoon Island!" And the in-studio audience cheers, as a spotlight shines on each of the contestants that Norbert mentions. Norbert says: "Aang the Avatar! Roger Plotz! Helga G. Patacki! Chuckie Finster! Doug Funny! Phoebe Hyerdahl! Bunny the Giant Rabbit! Jimmy Neutron! And Patty Mayonnaise!" Patty stops messing around with her hair and says: "Wait a minute! Was I supposed to be doing something?!" Norbert shakes his head and says: "Poor Patty, she just hasn't been the same ever since she accidentally got hid in the head with a baseball bat." Daggett says: "You said it!" Norbert says: "And we OBVIOUSLY would've included Angelica Pickles, but thanks to her knowledge of a certain Lawyer named Johnathan, she managed to finesse her way onto another Total Cartoon season!" Aang sarcastically says: "And that's what everyone REALLY wants; another season focused on that JERKFACE Angelica!"

 

Norbert says: "I'm sensing some hostility, Aang. Why don't you tell us what has got you so upset?" Aang rolls his eyes and says: "Oh, nothing much; except for the fact that Angelica HUMILIATED me during TCI immunity challenge #4! FIFTEEN contestants HUMILIATED me when we played "Super Street Fighter II Turbo" when I WOULD'VE WON in a FAIR fight! But on top of ALL that; EVERYONE HERE HUMILIATED ME BY LYING TO ME ABOUT MY LIVE-ACTION MOVIE!!!!" Helga says: "Sheesh! And I thought that I was the definition of anger problems!" Norbert says: "Aang, we cannot be held responsible for what the WORLD thought of that live-action movie. And if you don't like it, you can go on the Internet and complain!" Aang angrily says: "Oooh, I'm going to do SO much more to complain, I'm going to take CARE of BEING humiliated; and get REVENGE on ANY and ALL who HUMILIATED me, ONCE AND FOREVER!!!!" Jimmy says: "Aang! That's not the Avatar way to think!" Phoebe says: "Jimmy has a point!" Bunny says: "Revenge is NOT the answer, Aang! It's not going to CHANGE anything that's already happened, and it WON'T make you FEEL any better! Both Jimmy and I KNOW this from personal experience!" Aang gets a deliciously EVIL look on his face and says: "Oh, I think it will make me feel VERY MUCH better! VERY MUCH better INDEED!!!!"

 

Doug Funny suddenly pops up and says: "Hi, there; I'm Doug Funny, and this is my one line this season!" Prompting unusual laughter from the audience. Norbert says: "Talk about another country heard from! Hopefully, Aang's anger ISN'T going to amount to ANYTHING significant! We WERE going to interview Blue Arrow and Judy Funny!" Daggett says: "But they've disappeared to parts unknown! Even the Fairy Godparents can't seem to find them!" Norbert says: "Either that, or Timmy Turner is keeping them FAR too busy making his trillion or so UNNECCESSARY wishes!" Roger says: "That's a show that SHOULD'VE been cancelled...THIRTEEN YEARS AGO!!!!" Norbert says: "Roger, you know that's not a nice thing to say...even if SOME of us think that it's true!" Daggett says: "Our show deserved to stay on longer!" Norbert says: "Also, Lil Deville was scheduled to make an appearance, but thanks to a helpful loophole she found, she's now back IN the game!" Chuckie sarcastically asks: "Gee, I wonder HOW she figured THAT one out?" Norbert says: "We'll get to that later. For now, it's time to announce WHO'S going to be in the hot seat tonight!" Daggett says: "Rhonda Lloyd Wellington!" Norbert says: "Rancid Rabbit!"

 

Daggett says: "And our star interviewer for tonight; Ren Hoek!" Norbert says: "Daggett and I are going to get the inside story of what we have decided to call; Ren's Descent!" Daggett says: "Find out how Ren's devotion to his friend Stimpy, and listening to the advice of Sandy, turned out to be Ren's undoing as Ren descended into madness because of his inability to win Stimpy's love, and how Stimpy and Sandy played a role in being responsible for Ren's elimination!" From backstage, and on a TV hanging above Norbert and Daggett; Ren screams: "Stimpy and Sandy were responsible for WHAT?!!!" Norbert slaps Daggett with his Beaver tail and sarcastically says: "Nice discretion, brother!" Daggett says: "It's not my fault; I thought he already knew!" Ren cries and almost incoherently says: "Why? WHY?!!!" Helga says: "Annie Lennox, he isn't!" Roger says: "At least Stimpy can actually sing!" Patty says: "I remember! I'm supposed to SAY things!" Norbert says: "Except we don't have time right now. Seeing as how Daggett has made Ren...somewhat indisposed at the moment; we'll get back to him after he's calmed down a bit. For now, let us talk to our first interviewer; Rhonda!" And the audience cheers as clips from Rhonda's run on T.C.A. are shown.

 

Daggett says: "A lovely human woman who has no shortage of human money or influence!" Norbert says: "You said it, brother! Rhonda initially entered the competition to compete for her favorite charities! Daggett says: "She thought her devotion to charities would translate into an EASY path for her to get to the Final Three and WIN the whole game!" Norbert says: "But Rhonda found out the HARD way, that Sniz and Fondue weren't JUST going to LET Rhonda win!" Daggett says: "The number of challenges she was in wasn't a lot, but she soon found them to be MUCH harder than she had ever bargained for!" Norbert says: "And she was ill-prepared in both skill and physical abilities to face them!" Daggett says: "In the end, it was Rhonda's complete INABILITY to be of any USE to her team that ultimately did her in!" Norbert slaps his beaver tail into Daggett's face again, and scolds: "DAGGETT!!!!" Daggett protests: "Well, it WAS!!!!" Norbert says: "I think you should remember what our MOM told us when we were young; and mind your manners!" Daggett says: "I just wish Sniz and Fondue minded them more often!" Norbert says: "That's irrelevant to our job! We've got an interview to do! I've got to get paid!" Daggett shouts: "WAIT!!!! YOU'RE getting PAID?!!!" And Rhonda walks on-screen, to scattered applause and fan-fare.

 

Norbert says: "Weird. I thought there would be a bigger response to that. Welcome to the Performance Review, Rhonda. How are you getting along?" Rhonda folds her arms and says: "Hardly!" Daggett says: "You can hardly blame your former team-mates; I would've voted YOU off to had I been on your team!" Rhonda SLAPS Daggett in the face and Rhonda screams: "DAGGETT!!!!" Daggett protests: "Well, I would've! Why do I keep getting HIT in the face?!" Norbert answers: "Because you keep SAYING the WRONG things, my spooty beaver brother!" Rhonda nods her head in approval and says: "Thank you, Norbert! At least ONE of you knows how to PROPERLY treat a lady of MY high standing!" Daggett asks: "What is THAT supposed to mean?!" Phoebe shouts: "Ignore him, Rhonda! He's just trying to be an irritant!" Norbert says: "Clearly! So Rhonda, you and I have BOTH suffered an elimination from Total Cartoon Action. Admittedly, I didn't suffer TOO badly, seeing as how I was technically NEVER voted off!" Jimmy says: "Which reminds me; why are you suddenly in such good looks and health? You were pretty banged up at the end of the Retro Movie challenge!"

 

Norbert says: "Sniz wanted to take a healthy 'precaution.' He wanted to make sure that I didn't want to sue him, the way Angelica threatened him! So he decided to let the Fairy Godparents poof me back to good health AND good looks, so i would look good as the main host for this segment!" Rhonda says: "I'm just surprised by how little my fellow team-mates thought of me! It's getting so that money doesn't mean as much to anybody to certain kinds of people!" Norbert says: "I wasn't really in it for the money, I was in it for the one I loved!" And when the audience "Awwws," at that statement; Daggett sarcastically says: "Oh, sure! Give HIM the positive feed-back!" Norbert motions and readies his Beaver tail, but Daggett looks up and says: "All right! I'm a shutting! I'm a shutting!" Rhonda says: "But I guess if I had to be eliminated, better it is done earlier than later. This way, I don't have to be suffering anymore unlike those OTHER contestants still in the game!" And the audience laughs at that statement! Norbert says: "Speaking of other contestants, we also have Rancid Rabbit and Ren Hoek to talk to, plus our comprehensive Performance Review Stat List, where we take a look at how the remaining contestants currently stack up against each other! But first, we must take a pause, for some important commercial announcements!" Daggett says: "You're seriously getting PAID?!!!" /

(Commercial Break) After the commercials end, the screen opens back up on Norbert and Daggett. Norbert says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Action! Next up on this Performance Review, we're going to interview somebody a little GREEN!" Daggett says: "And we don't mean SICK, either!" Norbert says: "Even though he IS Rancid! (Audience laughs) Seriously though, we're talking about; Rancid Rabbit!" And the audience cheers as clips of Rancid Rabbit's performance on TCA is shown on the TV monitors in the studio. Daggett says: "I didn't know bunnies came in the color green!" Bunny says: "Usually, we don't! My guess is; there might be something in the water or the food that makes Rancid have his green fur." Norbert says: "You're probably right, my big, furry friend!" Daggett says: "Clearly, Rancid Rabbit did a good job of living up to his name!" Norbert says: "In terms of personality attitude, he had a LOT of it!" Daggett says: "And not the GOOD kind, either!" Daggett suddenly ZOOMS underneath his couch, and cowers, only to see Norbert not even get up off of HIS couch! Daggett says: "What? No tail slap?" Norbert says: "No, I actually AGREE with you on THIS one!"

 

And the audience gasps in SHOCK at this statement! Norbert says: "WHAT?! We're Beaver BROTHERS! It's not like we have to disagree ALL the time!" Daggett gets out from under his couch, and gets back on it. Daggett says: "Thank you, brother. That means a LOT to me!" Norbert says: "Rancid definitely seemed like the type who would be a nasty thorn that was stuck on the Network Noobs team." Daggett says: "Especially as far as Larry was concerned!" Norbert says: "As one of eight contestants that would NOT make an alliance with Larry on the Network Noobs, Larry made Rancid a marked target right from the start!" Daggett says: "But Rancid didn't really TAKE Larry as a serious threat!" Norbert says: "Perhaps he should have; and played a more strategical game." Daggett says: "But in a BIG surprise; Larry ended up NOT being responsible for Rancid's elimination!" Norbert says: "In what SEEMS like an ODD move; after the Cowboy Western Challenge was completed, Rancid was feeling happy and liberated, thanks to the actions of Rocko earlier in that episode!" Daggett says: "At the elimination ceremony, Rancid actually TORE off all his clothes and announced that right then and there; he had QUIT!"

 

Jimmy Neutron says: "He had a pretty good reason to quit; Larry was going to have him voted off anyways." Helga says: "At least by quitting, Rancid didn't GIVE Larry the feeling of satisfaction that he WOULD'VE gotten HAD the vote-off proceeded as planned!" Norbert says: "Very true, Helga. If you can't be happy in your OWN fur; how can you expect to be happy in life?" Patty Mayonnaise says: "But some of us don't HAVE fur!" Norbert says: "It's a figure of speech, Patty! And now, originally from the hit show of Catdog, we present Rancid Rabbit!" And the audience cheers as a now happy Rancid jumps onto the stage, STILL completely naked! Chuckie rudely says: "EXCUSE me, where are your CLOTHES?!" Rancid, in a non-rude matter, replies: "I got rid of them! After all, it's like Norbert just said; if you can't be happy in your OWN fur; how can you expect to be happy in life? I never realized that until just recently!" Norbert says: "In my personal opinion; trying to lie, hide, and conceal the truth from the world can ONLY lead to BAD things no matter WHO you are; while being honest, open, and TELLING the truth will ALWAYS lead to GOOD things in the end!" Daggett says: "It's not easy for me to admit this, but my brother actually HAS a point!" Norbert suddenly DASHES over to Daggett and LOVINGLY says: "Daggett, you don't know how LONG I've been waiting to HEAR that!"

 

And Norbert plants a BIG kiss on Daggett's lips! Daggett coughs, spits, and says: "That was NUTS!!!! What was THAT for?!"

 

Norbert says: "Aren't you HIP?! If Ren Hoek can plant a kiss on Stimpy's lips, a simple kiss between brothers can't be bad! Besides, I always thought you wanted something DIFFERENT from a BIG Beaver hug!" Daggett says: "Well, it was certainly a lot LESS painful than a hug! And kind of nice, I haven't been kissed like that since we became bachelors!" Norbert says: "And I haven't KISSED like that since I left Treeflower!" Daggett says: "But that was only three episodes ago!" Norbert says: "Exactly, and it pains me to think of all the trouble Treeflower must be facing by herself; especially with Angelica in the game. Personally, I'm on TEAM Treeflower all the way!" A phone system, with a portable phone set-up, suddenly rings, and Norbert says: "It looks like we have a caller! I'll get it!" Norbert picks up the phone and says: "Did you want to say something about my comment?!" A disguised voice, COMING from Aang, gruffly says: "I'm on TEAM Aang!" Norbert suspiciously asks: "And why is that?" Aang, still trying to talk incognito, says: "Aang is the STRONGEST, FASTEST, SMARTEST, BEST Nicktoon of ALL time who should have totally WON Total Cartoon Island..." and by this point, Aang DROPS his disguised voice ENTIRELY and shouts: "And I will pound ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T AGREE INTO--!!"

 

Norbert looks at Aang and shouts: "Behave yourself!" Aang turns off his cell phone and says: "Rats!" Helga looks at Phoebe and says: "Some AANG needs to get himself some Anger Management courses! Aang yells: "I HEARD that!" Norbert says: "Need I remind you that this is filming LIVE to television audiences and over the Internet to an estimated 4.4 BILLION people live? Don't do something NOW that you'll regret later! Now then, can we get back to YOU, Rancid?" Rancid happily says: "Sure! I had no idea just HOW good life could TRULY be, until I was freed! Rocko did a really good thing for me, even after I was being so rotten and mean to all the other contestants! I just wish there was a way I could repay Rocko for his kindness." Norbert says: "Well, maybe there IS. You're STILL technically the Mayor of Nearburg, right?" Rancid answers: "Right." Norbert asks: "And YOU have the power to help make LAWS and influence others, right?!" Rancid answers: "Absolutely!" Norbert says: "Than you should use your power influence for good! Think about it; if you feel so GREAT having YOUR freedom, think about how happy everyone else in NEARBURG will feel if THEY feel the same freedom YOU do!" Rancid nervously says: "I'm not sure if everyone will be as eager as I was to EMBRACE this freedom!" Daggett says: "They don't necessarily HAVE to be!"

 

Norbert says: "Daggett is right; again! You're on FIRE today, brother!" Daggett blushes and says: "Well, I do SOMETIMES have my moments!" Norbert says: "First, all you have to do is make Nearburg a clothing OPTIONAL city; if there are those who STILL want to wear clothes, they can; everyone else can choose to BE and LIVE as freely as you do!" Daggett says: "And if there are those who don't even LIKE the idea, they can ALWAYS move; they don't HAVE to live there!" Rancid says: "You know what? I'll do it! Just THINK of the amount of burglaries that will be stopped, as criminals won't be ABLE to hide weapons in their CLOTHES anymore!" And the audience give Rancid a big cheer for that! Rancid wipes a happy tear from his eye and says: "This is the happiest I've ever felt in my life!" Norbert says: "Happiest you have ever felt so FAR!" And Rancid gets up and joins Rhonda, sitting in the right side bleacher. Daggett says: "And finally, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" Norbert says: "In terms of screen-time, he had a LOT of it!" Daggett says: "But that excess amount of screen-time just MIGHT have helped contribute to his OWN undoing!" Norbert says: "Ren Hoek went OFF the rails in the Jungle episode, and was epic PUNCHED by Stimpy as a result!" Roger says: "I always had a FEELING one day Ren Hoek would PUSH Stimpy to do THAT!"

 

Norbert says: "Ren Hoek did NOT cause Stimpy to PUNCH Ren, it was Stimpy's own inability to confront his own, true emotions to REN that caused him to do that!" From backstage, and on a TV monitor above Norbert and Daggett; Ren Hoek asks: "Stimpy WASN'T expressing his true emotions?!" Daggett answers: "No, Ren; he wasn't!" Ren asks: "Then how DOES Stimpy TRULY feel about me?" Norbert answers: "Why don't you come on-stage and we can talk about it?" Ren replies: "All right. Just give me a minute to freshen up, and I'll talk with you." Norbert says: "Sure. Gives us enough time to properly introduce you." And Ren leaves the make-up room shown on the TV monitor, and the TV monitor switches to saying the words: "Total Cartoon Action." Daggett says: "Originally from the show of Ren and Stimpy, comes one half of the rule-breaking duo, who helped break the mold for Nicktoons, and helped Nickelodeon become a hip, popular network!" Norbert says: "Although he has gone by OTHER alias names such as MARLON Hoek and Mad Dog Hoek, his REAL name is the one that many people recognize; Ren Hoek!" And the audience cheers as a bunch of clips of Ren Hoek's performance on T.C.A. are seen, and Ren Hoek himself comes on stage.

 

Daggett asks: "So, you really LOVED Stimpy, didn't you?" Ren sadly answers: "Yes, I really LOVED Stimpy." Norbert asks: "Then why didn't you just say it? If you would've just told the truth, you might not BE in this situation right now!" Ren replies: "Because I NEVER though my actions would LEAD to this; I thought Stimpy was HAPPY with the way things were. We were ALWAYS expected to have a CLOSED relationship! That is, I would always ACT like I THOUGHT Stimpy was stupid; when in reality, I ALWAYS knew Stimpy was the SMARTER of the two of us! It was STIMPY'S idea for us to audition for Nickelodeon in the first place!" Daggett says: "I think we have a CLIP of that audition ready to roll!" Ren's eyes open in horror and he says: "NO WAY!" Norbert says: "That's right! From 1990, here's a clip of Ren & Stimpy's ORIGINAL audition!" And a video-tape rolls on the TV monitor. Ren and Stimpy are dressed in BRIGHT, Glam, 1980's fashion, and are singing a rendition of Wham's! "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." /

 

"Jitterbug, jitterbug. Jitterbug, jitterbug. You put the boom-boom into my heart, you set my soul on fire when your loving starts. You put the boom-boom into my brain, it goes a bang-bang-bang until my feet do the same. Something's bugging you, something ain't right, my best friend told me what you did last night. You left me sleeping in my bed. I was dreaming when I should have been with you instead. Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Wake me up before you go-go, I don't want to miss you when you hit that high. Wake me up before you go-go, cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go-go, all right? Take me dancing tonight. I want to hit that HIGH, yeah, yeah! You take the gray skies out of my way, you make the sun shine brighter on a darker day. You turn a bright spark into a flame, my heart beats for you, I'm not insane. Come on baby, I'm your fool. It makes me crazy when you act so cool. Come on baby, let's not fight. We'll go dancing, everything will be all right. Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Wake me up before you go-go, I don't want to miss you when you hit that high. Wake me up before you go-go, cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go-go, all right? Take me dancing tonight. I want to hit that HIGH, yeah, yeah, yeah! Jitterbug!

 

(Instrumental solo) Jitterbug! Come on baby, move in time, we'll go dancing tomorrow night. It's cold out there, but its warm in bed; they can dance, we'll stay home instead! Jitterbug! Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. Wake me up before you go-go, I don't want to miss you when you hit that high. Wake me up before you go-go, cause I'm not planning on going solo. Wake me up before you go-go, all right? Take me dancing tonight. Wake me up before you go-go, don't you DARE leave me hanging on like a yo-yo, yo-yo, yo! Take me dancing; a boom-boom, boom-boom! Wake me up before you go-go, cause I'm not planning on going solo! A boom-boom, boom-boom! Wake me up before you go-go, take me dancing tonight, all right!" (Song clip ends) And loud laughter from the audience is heard, as well as some loud clapping! Daggett says: "Well, THAT explained a LOT!" Helga says: "How could people NOT know that you WEREN'T interested in women by THAT audition ALONE?!" Ren says: "The 1980's just ended! EVERYONE was dressed like that! Besides, if I had ADMITTED that fact back in 1990, do you think I would've EVER been employed HERE?!" Norbert says: "Probably not, sadly. The entertainment industry wasn't kind to people of...YOUR status back then. I'm just saying that it's a LOT cooler, now."

 

Daggett says: "What I DON'T understand is, why go crazy for Stimpy?!" Ren answers: "He wasn't just a co-star; he was my friend, my buddy, and my best pal in the whole wide world. No matter HOW I was feeling; Stimpy would ALWAYS know what to say or do to cheer me up! Through thick and thin, Stimpy ALWAYS helped me out during our five season run on Nickelodeon. I just never thought that having a kid could CHANGE him so much! I always thought that if anything; if he ever HAD a kid, it would only STRENGTHEN the relationship between us; not push us apart! I have no idea what makes Lil Deville SO much of a more attractive prospect than me, but it really hurt me when Stimpy BROKE up with ME like that!" Norbert says: "Stimpy didn't WANT to break up with you; it hurt him SO much inside for him to even SAY that he was!" Ren asks: "But if Stimpy didn't WANT to break up, why did he say that we WERE?!" Daggett says: "Stimpy was under the impression that a good number of people, STILL far too many, are under; that is, if you're a man and you're in LOVE with a man, that automatically makes you an EVIL or immoral person!" Norbert says: "And Stimpy's reputation as a GOOD boy who would NEVER do anything EVIL or immoral, made him apprehensive to his own feelings! He wasn't afraid of YOUR love for him; he was afraid of HIS love for you!"

 

Ren happily asks: "You mean he REALLY LOVES me?!" Chuckie Finster sarcastically replies: "Of COURSE he LOVES you! Couldn't you TELL by HOW much he pretended to NOT love you?!" Ren Hoek happily says: "Then there IS hope, after all!" Norbert says: "There's ALWAYS hope to be had, as LONG as you believe there is!" Ren Hoek says: "I don't know if you're watching this, Stimpy, but if you are, I just want to let you know that I forgive you. It's not your fault. Don't blame yourself, because I certainly don't blame you." And the audience cheers and claps loudly at Ren's statement! Norbert says: "Thank you, Ren. And now, we go to our most IMPORTANT segment of the night!" Daggett says: "The Performance Review itself!" The Fairy God-parents poof the words: "Performance Review," inside the TV studio, and the words swirl around until it winds up on the TV monitor! Norbert says: "This is the part of the show where we take a look at the overall standings of the REMAINING competitors, based on their past performances in the LAST six episodes, and from those performances; we gauge just WHO currently is the most likely to WIN this Total Cartoon season!" /

 

Daggett says: "Angelica Pickles!" Norbert says: "Can we say Over the Top NEGATIVE much?!" Daggett says: "And she's only been IN two episodes so far!" Norbert says: "Don't expect HER to make the team merge THIS time!" Daggett says: "Craig Mammalton." Norbert says: "Not the BEST overall performance out there." Daggett says: "But certainly not BAD!" Norbert says: "If he can keep his HEAD in the game, and not LOSE sight of what he wants to achieve, he may end up as a surprise team merge competitor!" Daggett says: "Dog from Catdog." Norbert says: "Certainly not out of the game!" Daggett says: "But he definitely has a LOT of work to do if he wants to remain a TRUE competitor!" Norbert says: "Gerald from Hey Arnold!" Daggett says: "He definitely looks PRETTY solid at the moment!" Norbert says: "But Larry could pose a problem to him! Skipper and Gerald are the only contestants on the Network Noobs who are NOT a part of Larry's alliance!" Daggett says: "Haggis McHaggis!" Norbert says: "He definitely looks like top THREE potential right now!" Daggett says: "He's gotten a good amount of screen-time so far, without it being over-kill!" Norbert says: "I think its safe to say that we HAVE a true contender on our list!"

 

Daggett says: "Darwin the Chimp." Norbert says: "The LEAST stellar performance from the contestants currently in the game!" Daggett says: "Partially due in NO small part that Darwin only HAS four episodes to work with!" Norbert says: "And Darwin certainly hasn't gone out of his way to make himself noticed." Daggett says: "Maybe that's part of his strategy; go Under the Radar, stay relatively obscure and scarce, and end up in the final three as a surprise contender!" Norbert says: "That remains to be seen. Larry the Lobster!" And the audience makes LOUD booing noises at THAT comment. Daggett says: "And I thought ANGELICA had a bad track record!" Norbert says: "Not only is Larry LITERALLY red, his track record is almost ALL red, as well!" Daggett says: "He's certainly getting a lot of screen-time." Norbert says: "But lots of screen-time DOESN'T translate into a final three contender; usually!" Daggett says: "If Larry doesn't manage to get some POSITIVE portrayals in his standings or at the very least; have MORE mixed tone episodes, he could find his prospects of winning diminished very soon." Norbert says: "Lil Deville!" Daggett says: "Completely NUTS!" Norbert says: "But STILL in the game!" Daggett asks: "Has ANYBODY who has been eliminated from a game show AND returned; ever actually MANAGED to WIN the game?"

 

Norbert answers: "Well, I think that if ANYONE could do, Lil Deville probably could; she's diverse enough and talented enough to hold her own!" Daggett says: "Marlene the Otter!" Norbert says: "She TRIED to steal MY heart; figuratively!" Daggett says: "But she MAY end up STEALING the grand prize! Out of ALL the contestants; Marlene currently has the BEST standing AND chance of winning the entire game show!" Norbert says: "Well, that's the way it looks right NOW; but this SHOW is all about ACTION, and it wouldn't BE about Action if the show didn't throw us a curve ball every now and then." Daggett says: "She's team merge material, right?" Norbert says: "DEFINITELY pencil her down as team merge material!" Daggett says: "Otto Rocket." Norbert says: "Hard to say what MY thought about him are. On the one hand, he's already BEEN to the Final Three!" Daggett says: "On the other hand, he has a relatively high standing in the game." Norbert says: "Just the same, don't put any bets on him making or NOT making the team merge just yet!" Daggett says: "Patrick Star!" Norbert says: "Another hard case to figure out." Daggett says: "On the one hand, he LIED to Pearl and sabotaged the Boom Vets in order to get Ren and Stimpy split up!" Norbert says: "But on the other hand, Patrick wouldn't have DONE that if General Barracuda didn't THREATEN Pearl in the first place!"

 

Daggett says: "Why is General Barracuda SO interested in Pearl anyways?!" Norbert says: "Good question! For one thing, she has a high positive standing." Daggett says: "But she's not a Final Four contender!" Norbert says: "At the moment she isn't, but her status is good right now, and SHOULD keep her safe until the team merge!" Daggett says: "Reggie Rocket!" Norbert says: "A more CONSISTENT contestant would be HARD to find!" Daggett says: "She has the SAME tone in ALMOST every single episode so far!" Norbert says: "It's a good strategy to BE good, but its NOT a good strategy to be consistent!" Daggett says: "I think Reggie needs a way to shake up her image if she wants to stay in the game!" Norbert says: "Rocko Wallaby! I still remember when he was only a LITTLE bigger than me!" Daggett says: "And unlike Reggie, he has some variation to his overall performance record, and is currently a final three contender!" Norbert says: "Chances definitely look PROMISING for Rocko right now; let's just hope they STAY promising!" Daggett says: "Sandy Cheeks!" Helga says: "I thought she was ALREADY gone!" Norbert says: "Not YET, she's not!" Chuckie says: "Well, she's already made a DEAL with Larry to take a fall on Stimpy's behalf. She's out of the game anyways!" Daggett says: "Well, we don't know WHEN Larry is going to cash IN Sandy's favor!"

 

Norbert says: "We'll just have to wait and see." Daggett says: "Skipper the Penguin!" Norbert says: "Definitely a mixed bag!" Daggett says: "But a high-ranking mixed bag! I have no idea WHERE he will end up!" Norbert says: "Spongebob!" And the audience cheers and claps loudly. Daggett says: "Definitely high on the positive!" Norbert says: "He's not CURRENTLY one of the Final Four contenders, but that could easily change in the NEXT six episodes!" Daggett says: "Stimpy and Stinky!" Norbert says:  "I definitely NEVER thought I'd see Stimpy HAVE a ranking like this!" Daggett says: "High visibility, and the majority of it is MIXED!" Norbert says: "He still ranks as a Final Four contender, though. If he can just have a good set of low visibility episodes and stay out of the spot-light for awhile, he can recover from his high visibility exploits!" Daggett says: "Susie Carmichael!" Chuckie says: "Go, Susie!" Bunny looks at him weirdly and says: "Seriously?" Chuckie says: "Well, I don't want ANGELICA to win! And who'd pick Lil Deville to be a winner anyways?! Susie has a decent shot, right now!" Norbert says: "I couldn't say it any better, so I won't try to! And last but CERTAINLY not least; is my girlfriend and soul-mate for life, Treeflower!" Daggett says: "For a soul-mate, I'd expect her stats to be more promising than what they are right now!"

 

Norbert says: "Well, don't forget; Marlene AND Angelica have been putting pressure on Treeflower! When you have TWO Alpha types competing against you, it is often HARD to think in the heat of the moment! But needless to say, as long as Angelica and Marlene are in the game, Treeflower will probably be there as well!" Daggett says: "Our standings are TOTALLY arbitrary, and have absolutely NO standing on who IS going to win!" Norbert says: "But at the moment, it looks like Marlene is in First Place, Haggis is in Second Place, Rocko is in Third Place, and Stimpy is in Fourth Place! That's all the time we have!" Daggett adds: "Until next time!" Norbert says: "I'm Norbert!" Daggett says: "I'm Daggett!" Both Beavers simultaneously say: "And this has been Performance Review!" And Confetti blows out of air cannons as the over-head lights dim, and the audience clapping fade away. Daggett turns towards Norbert and asks: "Can I also get paid for my role of hosting this Performance Review thing?" Norbert answers: "Give us a few episodes and we'll TALK about it!" / Episode Notes: Featured Song in this episode; "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," originally performed by Wham! It's learned in this episode that Aang is STILL bitter about the results of his live-action movie, and he WANTS to get revenge! Norbert kisses Daggett (playfully) in this episode! / That's it for "Total Cartoon Action" for now! See you next time!

[Guest]

SBC: The Dome is having a marathon to lead up to the premiere of Season 2! The first five episodes air today, the second five tomorrow and the season premiere airs on Tuesday!

Spoiler

1: The Beginning

(We see rev up those fryers in a hotel)

rev: Ah, I think I've had enough SBM for now. Time to go to SBC again.

(rev walks to the lobby)

rev: I'll check out now.

ssj: You can't. You're a member here.

rev: Oh yeah. I forgot. Whatever, I'll come back later.

ssj: Members these days, yeesh.

(cut to SBC)

rev: Ah, SBC. The other place. The place of all places. So appealing. So-

CNF: Do you mind?

rev: Uh, sorry.

Aquatic Nuggets: SBC, all of SBC, something very bad is happening. Leave SBC now. I have got reports of viruses invading and the host keeps giving 404 errors. The ESB and SBFW links are no longer on the SBU page. I STRONGLY URGE YOU TO LEAVE NOW.

jjs: I can't do that! I work here!

Nuggets: JUST LEAVE! ALL OF YOU!

teenj: Actually I want to stay but-

(Half of SBC starts to get covered by a giant dome)

BobSponge PantsSquare: See ya. I'm going to SBM now.

imrustyokay: Me too.

mightymaxvspollypocket: and me too.

ooooooofy: and me

(only a tiny crack is still open)

voice from far away: WAIT! NOOO!

(dome shuts)

rev: Of course when I go to SBC, this happens.

Nuggets: Well, you didn't listen and now we're all stuck here. Forever.

Halibut: Who's still here?

Nuggets: A long list. jjs, Sauce Mama, Halibut, BeachBob95, Blastronaut, Bubblerock, Butters, Chrdrenkmann, TheOpenWindowManiac, crushingmayhem, Steel_Sponge, Santa Dog, Takhomask, spongeboblover, E.V.I.L., EVSPONGEFAN, Hayden, Garnet, Jack Spicer, Wumbo, teenj, Clappy, Fat Lenny, CNF, LeedleLeedleLeedleLee, Man Ray, Metal Snake, Mark Chang, hilaryfan80, NegiSpongie, Old Man Jenkins, PeidaBarry, Person, JCM, Cha, rev, Doctor Sex, sbnator20, SOF, terminoob, ThatSpongeBoy, Trophy, tvguy347, Weasel, William Leonard and me.

Halibut: Wow, that's a lot more than I expected.

SOF: But how will we survive, if the resources to survive are out of SBC?

Nuggets: That I cannot answer.

rev: Oh no. I'm doomed.

Fun fact: I legimately do not like this episode^

2: SpongeBob Survival

rev: So...now that we're trapped...what do we do?

Halibut: We could go to SpongeCraft...

hilaryfan80 (over a speaker): Announcement: SpongeCraft is trapped outside the dome so it is unavailable to us.

Halibut: Okay, we could do SBC Music-

hilaryfan80 (over speaker): SBC Music is also permanently broken.

Halibut: Well, I got nothing. See ya.

(Halibut walks away)

rev: Wait! This forum is about SpongeBob, so, is there any episodes we could watch?

jjs: There is that old thread which had the available free episode list. We could see what's left.

rev: Great! But where is it?

jjs: Somewhere in Takin' Out The Trash.

(We cut to rev at the dump)

rev: This place stinks. Literally.

OMLJ: BAD JOKE FTW

rev: Whatever. Time to go dumpster diving!

(rev jumps in to the pile of trash)

Narrator: A little while later...

rev: Welp! I got the thread!

Leedle: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? Peeyew! Anyways, what do you have here?

rev: This is all the episodes that we can watch.

Leedle: Aren't we in one? (points to camera)

rev: SSH! DON'T JINX IT!

(the two run away)

Leedle: Okay, what do we have, for real?

rev: Seems there's only one.

Leedle: Which one? pleasedontbeoralreportpleasedontbeoralreportpleasedontbeoralreport

rev: It's Oral Report.

Leedle: It can't be the only one! IT CANT!

rev: Why is that bad?

Leedle: It sucks.

rev: No it doesn't.

Leedle: Does.

rev: Doesn't.

Leedle: Does.

rev: Doesn't.

Leedle: Does.

rev: Doesn't.

(We cut to real Spongebob in the Krusty Krab)

Mr. Krabs: What's the hold up boy?

Spongebob: I have the strangest feeling that two forum members somewhere are fighting over a good episode of me...

(We cut back to rev and Leedle)

rev: Doesn't.

Leedle: Does.

rev: Doesn't.

Leedle: Does.

rev: Look, it's not even that bad!

Leedle: PUT THAT THING AWAY! ITS AN AWFUL ABOMINATION! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

rev: I really don't see what you're talking about.

Leedle: I DONT SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

(Leedle starts running around the streets maniacally)

rev: Well....that escalated quickly.

Leedle: WHSHXHSYAYAJSIDUSHSJFIDUSHSJOSUSUAJASDFMOVIEBLOGREVIEWSKDOSPSAOAWSSAQ

E.V.I.L.: chill down and have some llama fresh nutella nobody goes to SBC for SB anymore

Leedle: YOU DONT GET IT! I OWN A BEAVER!

PatBack: Wait, there's only one episode left? Is it The Splinter?

Leedle: Eh, at least it's not Oral Report.

Steel: Duuuuude, like, chill mang, it's just a cartoon.

person: cartoons > you

Leedle: WUOSNGSSUAAHBSOSHWPAAHHSAJBIGBEAVERBONESILKEDJL

(Leedle crashes into a giant lit building and falls unconscious)

Nuggets: THE POWER OF MY SKODWARDE EPISODES

Clappy: Then why don't you make more?

Nuggets: Well...er....uh...GEORGE, THEY'RE ONTO US!

CNF: Let's get out of here!

(Nuggets rides CNF off into the sunset)

rev: Well, I guess this place can be interesting after all.

(A giant THE END pops on the screen and crushes everyone)

End

3: Store Wars

rev: I'm bored. Maybe I should go to the store.

Sauce: The store has candy!

rev: So?

Sauce: It reminds me of candy mountain!

rev: What does that have to do with anything-

(rev starts floating up in the air)

rev: I don't like where this is going...

Sauce: Oh! When you're down and looking for some cheering up

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land

Such a happy and joyful and perky, merry land

They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day

It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town

It's the mecca of love, the candy cave

They've got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats

Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets

Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band

Candy bells it's a treat as they march across the land

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground

Turn around

It astounds!

It's a dancing candy tree

In the candy cave imagination runs so free

So now rev, please will you go into the cave

(Sauce randomly explodes and a giant candy cave appears)

rev: So...it does exist.

Man Ray: Is there a shortage on store items.

rev: What? Actually, come to think of it, I should get a name change.

Man Ray: Me too.

rev: ... So I'm buying one.

(An announcement comes over the SBC intercom)

hilaryfan80: Annoucement: There is only one name change left in the entire dome.

(rev and Man Ray stare at each other, then start racing to the store)

rev: MY NAME CHANGE

Man Ray: MIEN

rev: NOEP

(rev sets up a rope trap and hangs down Man Ray)

rev: HAHAHA! I SHALL GET IT NOW-

(rev crashes into a brick wall)

Man Ray: NOW I KNOW! YOU'RE A LIAR-

(Man Ray falls into a hole and rev swings over him on a vine)

rev: Nice try, but-

(Man ray cuts the vine and rev falls)

Man Ray: You're funny.

(The two crash into the store)

rev: OUCH

ThatSpongeBoy: COUCH

SOF: nice place ya got here

(rev and Man Ray both run inside)

rev and Man Ray: I want the name change!

hilaryfan80: Looks like you both want the name change. We'll have to settle this the easy way.

hilaryfan80: Eenie, meanie, miney-Fuck it

(hilaryfan80 puts the name change in a paper shredder)

Man Ray: Well...it is fair...

rev: REVENGE SHALL BE AVENGED OF PATRICKHENGE

Supmandude: Starring Chuck E. Cheese as Snoop Dogg's daughter!

THE END

Fun fact: The candy mountain song was stolen from Charlie the Unicorn.

4: Episode Boxing

rev: Yay. A new SB episode for the first time in whatever days.

Leedle: A NEW EPISODE? WE COULD GET IT AND KILL ORAL REPORT! MUAHAHAHA

rev: But...I like Oral Report.

Leedle: die

rev: Anyway...how are we gonna get it if the cable tower is over there?

Leedle: We have 4 hours to build a cable box TO DESTROY ORAL REPO-

rev: yeah I knew you would say that

(rev picks up an empty box)

rev: Maybe...who created the 8-Bit skin?

JCM: I did. (puts on sunglasses) Deal with it.

rev: Okay! You know enough about coding for this. Make this into a box, pls.

Bubblerock: gooby pls

rev: Calvin y u do dis

Bubblerock: rev pls

Narrator: 4 HOURS LATER

E.V.I.L.: Wait...who said that..?

rev: INTERIOR CROCODILE NARRATOR

Bubblerock: does not compute

(Bubblerock dies)

rev: wtf

JCM: Here's your cable box! In the style of the 8-Bit skin!

rev: Thanks!

JCM: Your welcome.

spongeboblover: BUT WAIT! THE SKIN IS BUGGY!

rev: SSH! The episode is airing!

(The episode starts)

Mr. Krabs: I WON'T PUT U-

Patrick: DONUTS

SpongeBob: WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING? EHEHEHEHEHEHEH-

Patchy: GET OFF MY LAWN

Potty: you suck

Sandy: since is kewl

(We see everyone, mouth agape, watching it)

rev: WHAT THE HECK DID I JUST WATCH

Leedle: Still better than Oral Report.

Weasel: wat just happen

JCM: Uh, well, YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

(JCM cuts opens everyone's brains and replaces them with other brains)

JCM: destroy the witnesses

(JCM laughs maniacally as he is holding doll versions of all the characters that saw Yeti Krabs)

E.V.I.L.: uh

JCM: TELL NO ONE

(E.V.I.L. slowly backs away and then starts to run away)

JCM: This day never happened. IT NEVER DID

Fun fact: This episode^ was only made because I was bored waiting for Yeti Krabs.

5: Rev Goes 4D

4D-Revision: NOW IN 4D

Nuggets: k

Wumbo: Next billboard year-end chart year is-

4D-Revision: make it 4D

Wumbo: k

4D-Revision: is it in 4D

E.V.I.L.: k

Clock: YOULL SEE WHAT TIME DOES TO YOUR APPEARANCE

4D-Revision: Unless you're in 4D.

(Everyone slowly melts to their death except 4D)

Clock: Now I'm sure you'll be fine, but at one point, everyone runs out of time...

(Everyone dies except 4D)

4D: unless your 4D

(beat)

Halibut: BUY VALTREX ONLINE

Fun Fact: That episode^ was written in under 5 minutes.

GET HYPE FOR SEASON 2

[MMM]

EDIT: wrong topic

[4EverGreen]

I had to edit off a bit in order to get this episode to fit, but for the first time ever, on one COMPLETE topic post, here is the "Total Cartoon Action" episode; "Predator Aliens: Countdown to Disaster! (AKA: Lies, Lies, Lies, YEAH!!!!)" /

 

"Predator Aliens: Countdown to Disaster! (AKA: Lies, Lies, Lies, Yeah!)" In the night, General Barracuda is working on a secret concoction of potions and liquids. General Barracuda nervously says: "Let's see, add in four teaspoons of baking soda, a tablespoon of fast acting yeast, a cup of milk, a pinch of salt, a stick of butter, an ounce of tea, a cookie, and a liter of Mountain Dew!" General Barracuda mixes the concoction together; and when he sees the results, he says: "Perfect! And now, the final and most IMPORTANT ingredient; my OWN mixture of UNKNOWN and highly mysterious CHEMICALS! What they're going to do, I have NO idea! But, I'll test it on STIMPY tonight!" / General Barracuda sneaks to the Boom Vets' trailers, and sees Stimpy and Stinky sleeping peacefully. General Barracuda says: "This plan has GOT to work!" And General Barracuda POURS the entire liquid mixture into Stimpy's mouth. General Barracuda lifts up Stimpy's chin, to make sure that Stimpy swallows ALL of it, in his sleep! General Barracuda clenches his fists together and says: "Come on! Do SOMETHING!!!!" General Barracuda waits a few seconds, only to be distraught by the fact that NOTHING is happening to him! General Barracuda GASPS in horror and says: "That's it, game over man; game OVER!!!!" And General Barracuda dashes OUT of the Boom Vets' trailer, only to run RIGHT into Fondue! Fondue says: "Awfully LATE to be out and about and sneaking around the Boom Vets' trailers, aren't YOU; Horatio?!" General Barracuda nervously says: "I wasn't sneaking! I was...well...I got nothing!" Fondue says: "Do you WANT me to TELL Sniz about this?!" General Barracuda nervously says: "You got to let me go! He's coming; he's COMING!" Fondue says: "Well, I don't care if the POPE asked you to go somewhere; you are UNDER contract and you are going to stay here and HELP!" And as Fondue GRABS General Barracuda by his jean vest, General Barracuda shouts: "You don't know the horror coming!"

 

In the morning, the contestants are all in the cafeteria, eating breakfast. Haggis asks: "Stimpy, how are you feeling this morning?" Stimpy looks at his breakfast, unsure and says: "I don't know. I'm not sure, but I feel something STRANGE inside of me; and I just don't feel like I normally feel." Haggis says: "Don't you think it's time you told LIL what you told REN the other day?!" Stimpy says: "I'm THINKING about it, okay?! But it's not just an object you can DROP like a bomb shell; this type of matter needs to be handled DELICATELY, or you'll HURT the relationships you have!" Haggis asks: "What are you WAITING for; a note from your MOTHER?!!!" Stimpy says: "Actually, that WOULD be kind of NICE; but I'm trying to figure out the best way to PHRASE the situation to Lil!" Haggis says: "Stimpy, sometimes there IS no best way to phrase a situation to somebody; you just have to phrase it! You know that you've GOT to tell her sooner or later; but if you wait until later; it's BOUND to explode and it will NOT be pretty!" Stimpy says: "I KNOW what I'm doing! I actually WON last season, okay? Do you think I would be so foolish to make the kind of mistakes that Ren made?!" (Confessional) Haggis says: "I WISH Stimpy wouldn't bring Ren up. Any time Stimpy brings Ren up; it causes Stimpy to THINK about Ren! And when Stimpy thinks about REN, he DOESN'T think about the game! Stimpy's in dangerous territory and I'm worried that he's heading into a dangerous situation that I can't help him OUT of!" / Stimpy says: "It's not like EVERY time I think of Ren, I stop thinking about the game. I still think very much about Lil, and what she means to me. I'm sure that once I get a chance to explain my side of the story, she will realize that I love her just as much as I love Ren!" Stinky asks: "You mean, you don't love one more than the other?" Stimpy says: "I don't think that way. Love isn't like cookies; you take the last one away, there are no more cookies left. But love is an inexhaustible material that can be shared with everyone!" Stinky says: "That's really deep, dad." (End Confessional)

 

Rocko and Reggie are eating together, and Rocko asks: "Reggie, can we talk?" Reggie answers: "Sure, what's on your mind?" Rocko whispers: "I don't feel comfortable about hiding the fact that you FAKE cried to win that spa hotel trip reward!" Reggie asks: "Why not? You got to go on it, too!" Rocko says: "But I just don't feel comfortable knowing about it. Whether you realize it or NOT Reggie, that's LYING; and when it comes to lies, they are almost ALWAYS inevitably going to be found out!" Reggie says: "Stop worrying about it; nobody's going to find out about it, because it didn't HURT anybody!" Rocko says: "I'm SURE it must have hurt somebody!" Reggie says: "Well, I didn't hear anybody complain about it! Can't you just PROMISE not to tell anybody else?!" Rocko says: "Reggie, I love you, but I don't want--." Reggie shouts: "PROMISE me!!!!" Rocko sighs and says: "All right, I promise!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive! I NEVER would've agreed to go on the hotel spa trip with Reggie if I had initially KNOWN she was fake crying; but by the time I found out, it was already too late! I don't want any part of this lie, but I also don't want to disappoint Reggie! The trouble is, the more Reggie keeps lying, and the more she's going to depend on me to support the lie. My love for Reggie is strong, but so is my sense of right and wrong. I'll suppose I'll find out soon how much it will take for my sense of right and wrong, to out-weigh my sense of loyalty." / Reggie says: "As my brother once said; it's only LYING if you get CAUGHT! Nobody's gonna catch me in this lie, because the lie isn't even TOXIC! Besides, who would ever suspect sweet, innocent Reggie Rocket of ever partaking in a lie; let alone maintaining one?! Besides, we all KNOW why I did it; Angelica! So in a way, if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have needed to DO what I did! It's just rational logic!" (End Confessional) Angelica goes up to her fellow Network Noobs and says: "Come on! Cheer up! Pouting isn't going to bring Patrick back!" 

 

Larry scoffs and says: "I'm not in the MOOD for your observations!" Craig says: "Patrick was a nice, KIND guy, qualities of which YOU seem to know NOTHING about!" Angelica says: "Doesn't CHANGE the fact that Patrick is gone! Which means that for Larry, his alliance is DOWN a member!" Pearl asks: "What's your point, Angelica?" Angelica says: "I'm TIRED of being the low girl on the totem pole; I want to be HIGHER, like second!" Darwin says: "That's NOT going to happen!" Dog says: "No kidding! You have NO real loyalty to us; why should we have any loyalty to you?" Angelica shouts: "Who CARES about LOYALTY?!!! You've got a HOLE in your defense, and without the RIGHT member, the Boom Vets are going to EXPLOIT that weakness and DECIMATE your alliance! I'm the BEST replacement for the JOB!" Larry says: "I'd sooner let GERALD into my alliance, and he doesn't even WANT to be in it! You're STAYING where you are!" Angelica angrily says: "You know something; this team would be NOTHING without ME!!!!" Gerald says: "Excuse me?!" Angelica says: "Who comes up with ALL the good ideas? ME!!!! Who does ALL the behind the scenes work? ME!!!!" Pearl says: "You're not even supposed to be on this show!" Angelica asks: "And YOU are?!" Pearl says: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Angelica smugly says: "Only that I heard a certain SECRET from my LAWYER Johnathan. He told me how your father, Mr. Krabs, BRIBED Sniz and Fondue to LET you on this show, and how Mr. Krabs PROMISED them a PORTION of YOUR winnings if they would rig ALL the challenges in YOUR favor, and never let you get VOTED off!" Pearl angrily slams her flippers down and says: "That's a LIE!!!! I made my father PROMISE not to interfere! If I DO win this season; I'm GOING to win fair and SQUARE!!!! He PROMISED!!!!" Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "PLEASE!!!! We're TALKING about a LUMP sum of money! Do you really think that Mr. Krabs is going to pass up an EASY opportunity to get his HANDS on that money?!"

 

(Confessional) Angelica says: "I've got Pearl RIGHT where I want her, in the palms of my hands! Surely she doesn't think of her dad as being honest and TRUSTWORTHY! How ELSE could she make it THIS far in the game, if not for her dad's help?! It's not like she's actually GOOD at the game, like I am!" / Pearl defiantly says: "Mr. Krabs would NEVER interfere with this game! I made him PROMISE to stay out of this and let me WIN this game FAIR, and SQUARE! Winning this game would mean NOTHING to me if the challenges were all RIGGED in my favor! Besides, I KNOW that can't be true! Our team hasn't even been WINNING the majority of the challenges! If the game WAS rigged in my favor, I THINK I would be the FIRST to know about it! But I would NEVER let that kind of activity go on either WITH or without my knowledge! I'd do the RIGHT thing and inform Sniz about such un-ethical behavior! So I THINK Mr. Krabs knows BETTER than to try such a CHEAP stunt! He'd probably try a FREE stunt, but NOT a cheap one! He might not be my biological dad, but he has too much at stake to try to interfere with this game! I just wish my REAL dad was still alive; he's show EVERYONE how you play a game with DIGNITY, and honor!" (End Confessional) In contrast to the irony of Pearl's statement, General Barracuda is dressed as a cook, fixing up every single contestant's breakfast! General Barracuda says: "Angelica, your breakfast is ready!" Angelica says: "Now THERE'S someone who knows what I want to HAVE!" Craig says: "But he's a villain!" Angelica says: "An EXPOSED villain; meaning he's of NO threat to us!" Angelica walks up to the counter and says: "I've never had cooking from a General before; I'm expecting good things! Just give me my genuine French toast from Paris and Paris Purple Flurp, and make sure my sausage is cooked WELL done and that my bacon is extra crispy!" General Barracuda gives her a cup of green liquid with whipped cream and a cherry on top. Angelica asks: "What is this?!"

General Barracuda says: "You said you WANTED to stay on a food regiment that allowed you to stay the size of a size four super-model; this is how you do it! A smoothie that's one part fiber, eight MORE parts fiber, one part prunes, topped with soy cream and a cherry!" Angelica says: "That isn't even food-ESQUE!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Don't PUSH me, okay?! I'm being FORCED to do this on account of my bad behavior to all of you!" Stimpy walks up and says: "I'll take it! No sense letting a good drink, go to waste!" And Stimpy drinks it up in one gulp and says: "Who KNEW that a mostly fiber, prune smoothie could taste so GOOD?!" Stimpy burps, and adds: "Even on the RETURN trip?!" Angelica says: "Well, I'd say my breakfast was all done, but I never even got STARTED!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "And to think, that I'M called CRUEL around here! It doesn't matter that I WASN'T going to like it; that was STILL my BREAKFAST!" / Stimpy says: "Angelica only has herself to blame! In my personal view, you don't get anywhere in life if you DON'T try new things! New things can broaden your horizons, and open new doors! I've tried a lot of things in life, and I've liked MANY things that I have tried!" Stinky asks: "Is that why you're so KNOWLEDGEABLE about so many things, dad?" Stimpy says: "Well, it's ONE of the reasons I'm so knowledgeable about so many things!" (End Confessional) Sniz comes in and asks: "Did you ALL have a GREAT breakfast?!" Angelica shouts: "NO!!!!" Sniz continues as though Angelica didn't say anything and says: "GOOD!!!! Today, we're going to be doing our tribute to the Alien Movie Picture!" Otto asks: "Excuse me; shouldn't THIS count as our SECOND sci-fi action movie?" Sniz says: "You would think so, but no! As far as Nickelodeon is concerned, we have PLENTY of aliens to go around. So aliens AREN'T science-fiction to us, they are science FACT! Besides, you'd be surprised by the number of alien pictures that don't involve a lot of science-fiction action!"

(Confessional) Craig says: "I love alien picture movies! One time, I remember watching this scary flick called Martians, with my girlfriend Girly Teengirl; we were at the local drive-through, and we nearly lost our Reese's Pieces, when that Martian embryo BURST out of that guy's stomach, and his guts exploded EVERYWHERE! Girly was all emotional about it, but I was thankfully there to comfort her in her time of need. We managed to see the whole flick together. And we were SO relieved by the ending! I won't spoil it for anyone who HASN'T seen it yet!" / Spongebob says: "Sandy says most of my knowledge about aliens comes from all the alien movie films I have seen over the years. While that may be true; it doesn't mean that those movies don't have any merit to them. If I can dazzle everyone with my prowess and mad skills in this challenge, I bet I could honor Sandy's heroic sacrifice, and show Larry just how heroic I can be! He's not the ONLY guy who can take command in an intense situation! I've got this challenge UNDER control!" (End Confessional) Suzie asks: "So, who is General Barracuda going to be disguised as today? Raditz, Nappa, Vegeta?" Sniz says: "Actually, General Barracuda will NOT be doing the antagonizing today! Instead, we have a special guest for today! All the way from the IRKEN home-world; and the subject of over ten THOUSAND fan-fictions, it's everybody's FAVORITE would-be conqueror; Invader ZIM!!!!" And Invader Zim bursts through the door, holding a laser and says: "Surrender to ME, puny Earth mortals!!!!" And instead, everybody laughs out LOUD at Zim's proposal! Zim asks: "Excuse me? What's so funny about THAT threat?!" Reggie, still chuckling, says: "You want US to bow down to you?! Yeah, right! Your show only lasted like, one SEASON on Nickelodeon! Do you know how LAME you have to be to have your show only last ONE season on Nickelodeon; if even Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, Fanboy and Chum-Chum can have over ONE season on Nickelodeon?! You have to be like; Planet SHEEN lame!"

 

(Confessional) Invader Zim angrily says: "Story of MY life! I make a SERIOUS threat, and it gets taken like a JOKE! I bet FREEZA would NEVER have to put up with a TAUNT like this!" / General Barracuda says: "At least he's not Master Coelacanth! But I still have a sinking feeling; Master Coelacanth is BOUND to show up sooner or later, and I'm stuck as a prisoner to Sniz and Fondue's contract! And if I'm WORRIED about what Master Coelacanth is going to do to ME for lying and FAILING; it's going to be SO much worse for Spongebob and his friends! And the worst part about it all is what Master Coelacanth will do to Pearl! That girl; if she weren't SO essential for me to keep alive at ALL costs, I wouldn't put myself through such agony! But I'm going to keep Pearl alive even if it KILLS me! Master Coelacanth can have his way with ME; but he will NOT have his way with Pearl! She's MINE, and mine alone!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Fondue, tell our challengers how our challenge will work." Bored, Fondue rolls his eyes and says; "A colony of Earth settlers, stranded on an alien planet, find out that there is a hive of predator aliens living on it. Desperate for salvation, they call on a team of extreme commandos to wipe out the alien egg nest; then they have to deal with the Alien Queen!" Pearl says: "That's the exact same plot of my favorite 1986 movie!" Sniz says: "Which is why we're using it; the plot is SO good!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "This is BETTER than an alien movie, its alien HUNTING! I LOVE alien hunting! I even have experience in alien hunting! Granted, that experience only amounts to me hunting and bagging everyone in Bikini Bottom. Sandy was pretty ticked off about it; good thing when I released her and agreed to take her place in the bag, she was able to fix the engine and get us back home. I'm never going to make THAT mistake again! / Larry says: "So we're going to be doing a challenge about aliens today! I hope I don't have to save Spongebob again!" (End Confessional)

 

Sniz says: "Does anybody have any questions about today?" Pearl raises her flipper and says: "Yes, is today going to be an elimination challenge, or just a reward one?" Sniz says: "Actually, I think I'm going to keep EVERYONE in suspense until near the END of the episode; it makes you all try HARDER if you think there MIGHT be elimination when all is said and done!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "I'm not sure what to make of it. In a case like this, there's no way to tell what Sniz's true intentions are; if he intends to eliminate us or not. Personally, I'm all up for booting Angelica OUT if it IS an elimination challenge and we end up losing! (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The challenge will take place on the alien home-world set, full with a complete replica of a working Irken warship, courtesy of Invader Zim. You'll have to avoid Invader Zim's blasts while you hunt for the alien eggs and destroy them!" Marlene says: "Thank you for that helpful information! I don't know WHAT I would do without a game plan!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "This is a PERFECT challenge for me! In a movie such as this one, the strong, self-assured, warrior woman ALWAYS wins it over the aliens in the end! I have got this challenge in the bag!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to show what you're made of, to the alien home-world!" And the contestants walk off to the alien home-world set, unaware that someone with EVIL eyes is watching them, and it's NOT General Barracuda!

 

The stranger, who sounds EXACTLY like Ted Levine in "Silence of the Lambs," creepily says: "That's right, my little lambs; tromp care-free into the fields of playful laughter; it will be your last romp. Because when I'm done with you, all of you will understand the TRUE meaning of pain and suffering before I am done with you, for I am your WORST nightmare; MASTER COELACEANTH!!!!" And a bolt of lightning flashes, revealing the creepy air-breathing fish in ALL his creepy evilness! (Commercial Break) / The contestants are now located in the giant Irken space-ship replica, all decked out in mock military uniforms. Suzie asks: "So, how are we going to start this challenge?" Otto says: "Well, we've been given GPS locaters to track our locations throughout this crate; at least we'll know where we're going." Angelica romantically says: "You're a SMART and intelligent guy; not to mention a perfect partner!" Otto scoffs and says: "I'm not YOUR partner anymore, Angelica! If I didn't buy your Dead Grandma lie, what makes you think I'm gonna buy this one?! Suzie is my interest now! Unlike YOU, she's kind, she's nice, she's NEVER lied to me; and I have NEVER had to force her into going on a date with me! In other words, she's everything you're NOT; and I actually LIKE it!" Angelica protests: "Besides all that, what do you possibly see in her?! I'm PRETTY!!!!" Otto says: "Not under that two cent toupee, you're not! Besides, why SHOULD I love you when I KNOW you don't love me back? You blew your chance with me, Angelica; and now, you have to live with what could've been as much as I do! The only difference is; I know how to move on to something that actually CAN work for me, unlike YOU!"

 

(Confessional) Angelica is shocked, and says: "That's IMPOSSIBLE! Otto CAN'T be OVER me! NOBODY gets OVER me; I'm Angelica PICKLES! I'm the one who DOES the dumping, not the one who GETS dumped! Suzie is going to be SO sorry for taking Otto!" Than Angelica remembers how people are watching her and she says: "Don't get me wrong! It's not BECAUSE I have any feelings for him; it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter!" / Otto says: "Suzie and I have got a pretty sweet thing going on. We hang out together, we communicate, we find out what the other likes, and we don't keep secrets from each other!" / Suzie says: "I have to admit something. My relationship with Otto hasn't always been platonic. Originally, I just began the relationship to get attention from Otto, and form an alliance with him. And to make Angelica mad and jealous that I was getting cuddle time with him when SHE wasn't! But now, I really feel like I have something with Otto! It means something to him and to me as well! And I'm NOT going to give that up to anyone; least of all Angelica Pickles; who is the LAST person who deserves it!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Otto, while that MAY be a good plan; you're choosing a BAD time to strategize!" Otto asks: "Why is that?" Stimpy says: "Haven't you noticed how we're ALL conveniently grouped together in a single spot?! Bad idea, anyone?!" Marlene says: "Stimpy that may be the SMARTEST thing I have EVER heard you say!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I say that for two reasons. A, because it's true; B, I want to ensure that my alliance with Stimpy is still standing!" / Stimpy says: "I hate being put into tense situations; like any kind of situation where we're all grouped together and our adversary can pick us off in a single swoop! If it was General Barracuda, I wouldn't have to worry about it! But Invader Zim is a LOOSE cannon! He SAYS that he's loyal to the Irken cause, but he ALWAYS acts like he is LOYAL to NOBODY! Wouldn't it be funny if his mad-invader craze was all just a FRONT to cover up the feelings he has for Dib?!" Than Stimpy remembers that people are watching him, and he says: "But that doesn't relate to the feelings I have for Ren and Lil! I have a GOOD feeling that I will be able to tell Lil all about my honest feelings in a nice, healthy way soon!" / Otto asks: "Can't I EVER be allowed to come up with an idea that DOESN'T get criticized?! I feel like the Nostalgia Critic whenever he critiques a Don Bluth movie, or something!" (End Confessional) Otto asks: "Well, if YOU'RE so smart, tell us what we SHOULD do in a situation like this?!" Stimpy says: "Spread out, but have a partner! No one goes off alone! You can't be ambushed if you have company!" (Confessional)

 

Stimpy says: "It's simple movie logic. Aliens ALWAYS go after the lone, solitary figures, and pick them off one by one, whittling down the survivor's numbers! Being paired with a partner means an extra set of eyes, and an extra set of ears. Two heads are ALWAYS better than one; unless that head belongs to Angelica Pickles, in which case, it doesn't!" / Otto says: "I hate to admit it, but that's actually SOUND logic! Is it a BAD sign to ADMIT that someone has a good idea if that someone is STIMPY?! Or has he been taking some secret courses in game strategizing that I am not aware of?!" / Lil says: "It's MY entire genius plan! I've been helping Stimpy step up his game in order to go FAR this season! I mean, I want to go far this season as well, maybe even win! But I want Stimpy to remain in the game for as long as he can! So I've been teaching him everything I know about game show challenges, and I think it's paying off! He seems a LOT more sure and focused on winning challenges THIS season than he was LAST season! Although, I DO have to wonder who he's winning challenges for; is he winning them for Ren, or for me?" / Haggis says: "Truth be told, I'm pretty sure Stimpy is winning challenges for BOTH Ren and Lil!" (End Confessional) Larry says: "Pearl and Craig, you're with me! Dog and Darwin, keep each other safe!" Gerald asks: "What about me?!" Larry says: "Look Gerald, our team is like the Power Rangers. I'm the red ranger, Pearl is the pink ranger, Craig is the green ranger, Darwin is the blue ranger, Dog is the orange ranger, Angelica is the yellow ranger, and you're the black ranger." Gerald angrily says: "WHAT?!!!" Larry continues, unaware of the un-intentional insult he just made, and says: "The Power Rangers work their best when they're together as a team; because alone, we all pretty much suck, except for me, because I'm Jason David Frank as Tommy Oliver, so I'm the best Power Ranger of all time, and I get to be five different Ranger powers! Look, the point is, did Jason ever quit the team to go to a peace conference? Did Kimberly ever relinquish her powers to go train in the Pan-Global Games? Did Billy ever leave to go live on an alien planet?" Pearl says: "Yes, yes, and technically, no. That wasn't David Yost acting as Billy when THAT happened!" Larry says: "Irrelevant! The point is, the team works best when they follow the rules of teamwork! That's why it's important for YOU...to team up with ANGELICA!!!!" Gerald and Angelica both shout: "WHAT?!" Larry says: "I thought you would both be fans of that plan; you ARE both humans; unless Angelica is actually a giant snake!" Craig says: "Which actually isn't too FAR from the truth!" Larry says: "In any case, you either team up, or you'll get ambushed!"

 

(Confessional) Angelica says: "The things I go through in order to secure my STAYING place in this game! At least I'm NOT an Asian; otherwise, I would be REALLY ticked off about being the Yellow Ranger!" / Gerald says: "Bad enough I'm labeled the Black Ranger just because of my skin color, but pairing off with Angelica?! Larry's just looking for an excuse to eliminate me! I'm not a member of his alliance, so he wants to take care of the last loose end on his team! How could TODAY get any worse?!" (End Confessional) Than all of a sudden, a small, CRAZY Robot comes whirring in, and blazes some alarms! It says: "Danger, DANGER! My name is Gir, I am a robot who disguises himself as a dog, Zim is on his way to invade and conquer you Earthlings, which is a secret that I'm not supposed to share with you; but I am because I love sharing secrets! Zim loves WAFFLES!!!!" And Gir wheels his way OUT of there! Larry says: "Separate and look for the alien eggs! I'll see you all at the finish if you're lucky!" And the three different Network Noob groups scatter in different directions! Otto says: "Quickly, team leader! We need a plan!" Stimpy, unsure, says: "Uh, Reggie and Rocko together, Otto and Suzie together, Spongebob and Haggis together, Marlene and Lil, you come with Stinky and me! Let's MOVE!!!!" And the four different Boom Vet groups spread out in different directions! / General Barracuda nervously looks up and down the long, darkened hallway, scanning for any signs of Master Coelacanth. General Barracuda says: "So far, so good. Although, that's probably one thing I shouldn't be SAYING at the moment, seeing as how it SO often leads to irony! I shouldn't have to put myself through this; especially NOT for Pearl, but I need her ALIVE for my plan to work, and I am going to KEEP her alive even if it KILLS me, whether Pearl likes it or NOT!!!!"

 

General Barracuda starts running down the hallway, only to bump into Invader Zim! Invader Zim says: "Foolish Earth being, what are YOU doing here?!" General Barracuda says: "I've got some FOOLISH contestants to take care of!" Invader Zim cries: "That's what I'M doing here; I'm afraid ONE of us has GOT to go!" General Barracuda gets a malicious look and says: "You couldn't be MORE right!!!!" And General Barracuda epic PUNCHES Invader Zim, throws him into a supply closet, and locks him in it! General Barracuda says: "Sorry, you've been canceled, AGAIN! Now, if I were Pearl and competing in a challenge, who would I be with?" And off in the distance, he hears some contestants talking. Craig says: "We've been walking around for ten minutes, and we have STILL seen NO sign of the alien eggs OR an alien!" Larry says: "That's because we're only ten MINUTES into an alien movie; nothing can POSSIBLY happen to us yet!" Pearl says: "Well, there ARE always rare EXCEPTIONS to the rule!" General Barracuda says: "And I'm about to SHOW you one RIGHT now!" And General Barracuda rushes out, and TACKLES Pearl to the ground! Larry shouts: "YOU again?!" Craig says: "I thought you weren't allowed to interfere in our challenge!" General Barracuda, struggling with Pearl, manages to say: "Well, in THIS case, it's no longer YOUR challenge, it's MINE! And you no longer HAVE Patrick to sacrifice himself for NOTHING!!!!" Larry says: "I've beaten you once, and I can beat you again!" Pearl angrily says: "I can to, and AVENGE what you DID to my father?!" General Barracuda mocks her by fake-crying: "So young, and yet SO angry; you remind me a LOT of me when I was your age! We have MORE in common than you THINK! You smell just like your mother!" Pearl asks: "Is that why you KILLED my father, because YOU couldn't be with her?!" General Barracuda says: "You would be SURPRISED with who your mother loved. My biggest regret is that Ambrosia isn't around to see what a fine, young lady that you are becoming."

 

Craig says: "Well, it doesn't matter WHAT crazy plan you've come up with! Larry and I are going to stop it!" General Barracuda gets a smug look on his face and says: "Actually, I believe you WON'T!" Larry asks: "And just WHY is that?!" General Barracuda maliciously says: "Because I have something that I DIDN'T have last time; a HOSTAGE! Namely, Mr. Krabs!!!!" Craig gasps and says: "You don't!" General Barracuda nods his head and says: "But I do! He might not be Pearl's biological father, but he's the ONLY parental figure Pearl has ever known for 16 years!" Larry angrily says: "If you've harmed Mr. Krabs in ANY way..." General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "Please! Mr. Krabs and Pearl will be just FINE; as long as you DON'T try anything STUPID! I'd hate to be responsible should anything BAD happen to Spongebob, who Larry just HAPPENS to be trying SO hard to keep safe!" And Larry gasps at this development! General Barracuda says: "Sorry, my would-be partner, but I am in charge of your alliance NOW!!!!" (Confessional) Larry angrily says: "CRUD!!!! That CREEP has been listening in on my Confessionals! I can't LET him HURT Spongebob! I made a promise to Sandy, and I am NOT going to have it broken NOW!" / General Barracuda is holding Pearl, and he says: "At this point, I'm willing to do ANYTHING to win, and keep Pearl alive at ANY cost!" Pearl angrily says: "Why do you want to keep ME alive?! You KILLED my father, and I will kill YOU!" General Barracuda laughs and says: "If only you realized the SHEER amount of irony in this situation; you'll look back at this moment in retrospect and laugh!" Pearl angrily says: "I'll LAUGH when I've avenged my DAD!" General Barracuda rolls his eyes and says: "I SO look forward to that day!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "I'll lead you to where Mr. Krabs is being kept; fortunately, it's also where the alien eggs are being kept, so you'll have an advantage in winning the challenge. You see, we BOTH get what we want in the end!" Larry shakes his head, and says: "You're INSANE!!"

 

General Barracuda says: "Maybe, but I currently hold ALL the cards in the deck; now, don't I? Now, let's go!" / Lil motions the rest of her group to stay close, and says: "Just follow me, guys! I have been abducted LOADS of times, and I know my way around a spaceship! I even have this tracking chip installed in my neck; see?!" And Stimpy looks closely and sees that there actually IS a tracking chip installed in her neck! Stimpy's eyes open wide and he says: "WOW! Does it hurt?" Lil says: "Only when I hiccup. HICCUP!" And a buzzing noise can be heard coming from inside Lil's neck, which causes Lil to cry: "OUCH!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I didn't know Lil had alien abduction knowledge! It makes me feel a LOT better about my chances of getting THROUGH this challenge! Although, I'd feel a lot better once this challenge is over, and I can tell Lil the honest truth about how I feel, both for her AND for Ren!" Stinky says: "Because if you don't have the truth, than what DO you have?" Stimpy says: "I couldn't have said it better myself!" / Lil says: "I'm really touched that Stimpy CARES about me so much! Of course, I'd feel a whole lot better if Stimpy would just tell me what he NEEDS to tell me; it's got to be EATING at him inside!" (End Confessional) Than the group hear a distant running sound from down the hallway. Stinky asks: "Who is that?!" Stimpy asks: "Is it Invader Zim?" Marlene gets into a karate pose and says: "If it is, we're going to be ready for him!" And the group is relieved when they see that it's just Fondue, carrying a thermos! Lil says: "Oh, it's only Fondue!" Fondue pants and says: "Sorry for the delay, Marlene. But I've got your made to order energy drink all fixed up and ready to go!" Marlene says: "Awesome!" Lil asks: "YOU got a made to order energy drink?" Marlene answers: "To make sure I'm at top peak physical performance! I want to have optimum energy for this challenge! What will I be drinking; Gatorade?"

 

Fondue looks humiliated and says: "Well, it's not so much Gatorade as it is part of the fiber-prune smoothie that was made for Angelica." Marlene smells it and says: "Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, and EW!!!! I am NOT drinking that!" Stimpy says: "I'll take it!" And Stimpy grabs the thermos and drinks it down in one gulp! Stimpy says: "Delicious!" Lil asks: "Are you SURE that was a good idea, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "I was thirsty to, and no sense letting a good smoothie, go to waste!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I'm glad that STIMPY is enjoying that smoothie, but there's a particular problem! That much smoothie gulped down in such a short span of time, it's BOUND to come out of the other side of his mouth sooner or later, and when it does, it isn't going to be PRETTY!" / Fondue says: "I have never SEEN a guy drink that much of THAT type of smoothie as Stimpy has! And the weird part is; he SWEARS that he tastes Mentos and Mountain Dew in that smoothie, and I didn't even ADD anything in it! But if he really DOES like it, more power to him!" (End Confessional) Than the gang is ALL surprised when a BIG, LOUD, thudding and stomping sound can be heard coming down the hallway! Lil nervously says: "Uh-oh! What's making THAT kind of noise?!" Marlene nervously says: "That's BAD! If the CRAZY girl is WORRIED; it only means I should be SUPER worried!" Stimpy nervously says: "It's WAY too loud and big to be Invader Zim!" Lil says: "I'm feeling bad, evil vibes just from the sound alone!" And the gang's WORST fears are confirmed when Master Coelacanth FINALLY steps out of the shadows, in all his CREEPY evilness! Stimpy says: "That's NOT General Barracuda!" The creepy Master Coelacanth says: "No. I am Master Coelacanth, the most POWERFUL fish in the entire world, and YOU are not fit to even MENTION me by NAME!"

 

Lil asks: "Coelacanth? Marlene answers: "It's an ancient breed of fish; the coelacanth species have existed for at least 70 million years! They were once thought to have died out, but they were recently discovered to be thriving, completely un-evolved in all that time!" Master Coelacanth sneers: "At least ONE of you has SOME idea of what I'm about!" Marlene nervously says: "Comes with being an aquatic mammal! I got to know who I share my ocean waters with!" Master Coelacanth, unimpressed, says: "If you're LOOKING for some kind of SLIGHT positive recognition for me or ANYTHING positive at all, I'm afraid you are SADLY mistaken! I am NOT that kind of villain! So, there is NO point in trying to FLATTER me, girl!" Lil nervously asks: "What do you WANT with us?!" (Confessional) Marlene screams: "Use your HEAD, Lil! One doesn’t SIMPLY ask the biggest, vilest, most EVIL air-breathing fish they have EVER seen what they WANT with them! That's an invitation to DISASTER!!!!" / Lil nervously says: "In retrospect, that was NOT the smartest thing I ever ASKED of somebody, let alone to somebody like Master Coelacanth!" (End Confessional) Master Coelacanth, still unfeeling, says: "Touching. Actually, I have a possibility of choices for you. Shall I roast you open a fire like a BUNCH of over-fed SWINE, or perhaps I should use you as GUINEA pigs for my HIGHLY endangered species brand of lotions, used ONLY from the most exotic animals?! It puts the lotion on its skin, it does this when it's told, or else it gets the hose again. After which, I'll SKIN you, and use your HIDES as part of my exotic endangered animal SKIN collection, and make people LOVE me! Would you love me? I'd love me; I'd love me SO good!!!!" Marlene gasps: "He's a sadistic PSYCHOPATH!!!!" Lil says: "Those are the WORST kind of villains! You can't reason with THEM!"

 

Stimpy screams: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!" And the gang runs at a LIGHTNING speed, away from Master Coelacanth! Master Coelacanth, bored, merely says: "Running will do the pigs no good; it will only make them thin. I'll just fatten them up again. After all, I don't want my HIDES to be too SMALL, now do I?" Fondue looks nervously at Master Coelacanth and says: "I'm just here to do my job; don't hurt me!" / Otto and Suzie are seen casually walking down a darkened hallway. Otto asks: "So Suzie; what would you do if YOU ended up winning the $1.5 million?" Suzie says: "Tough question! I'd probably put it towards a music scholarship of some sort, to improve my singing career prospects. My family always tells me that I have good singing pipes." Otto says: "Nice to know you have a concrete plan! So far, the only thing I can come up with is using that money as a down-payment on a skate-themed amusement park!" Suzie says: "That sounds fun! I'd come and visit it!" Otto says: "I'm sure you would!" Suzie says: "Hold it! What is THAT?!" Otto says: "On the ground? It looks like a magazine. It IS a magazine!" And Otto gasps and says: "I can't BELIEVE it! The Limited Gold Edition Sports Illustrated Tony Hawk issue! I already own one, so I can SELL this for $9,000 on eBay, EASILY!" Suzie runs up to Otto and says: "Otto, I really don't think you should touch--." But Otto picks it up, and without WARNING; a rope net GRABS them both, and lifts them both in the air, catching them in the exact SAME way Otto got caught in the Jungle episode! Suzie sarcastically says: "THAT; was BRILLIANT Otto! Falling for the EXACT same stunt; TWICE!!!!" Otto screams: "IT'S OVER $9,000! Do you expect me to pass up a Golden Ticket opportunity like THAT; I don't think so!" (Confessional) Otto says: "It's CALLED planning for the future! What if I got into a major accident, and needed funds, in a flash?! $9,000 can be very helpful in a situation like that!" (End Confessional) Stimpy, Marlene and Lil stop running, catch their breath, and Marlene says: "I think we lost him!" Stinky says: "That's comforting to know." Stimpy says: "Now, we can focus on finding the alien eggs! We'll have to be aware, vigilant, CONSTANTLY alert, and not go wandering off..." But at this moment, Lil gets distracted when she SEES a wrapped piece of candy on the ground!

 

Lil runs up to it and says: "Ooh! A piece of candy!" She unwraps it, eats it, then she sees ANOTHER wrapped piece of candy on the ground and says: "Ooh! A piece of candy!" She sees even MORE pieces of candy, unwraps them, eats them, and says: "Ooh! A piece of candy!", for a total of twelve times, until she is SURPRISED when a box door slams BEHIND her, trapping her in the EXACT same way she got trapped in the jungle episode! Watching this, Sniz spits up his Mountain Dew, laughs and says: "I CAN'T believe she actually FELL for that STUNT a SECOND time!!!!" Lil groans and says: "Something tells me I should be feeling REALLY stupid about now!" / General Barracuda, still holding Pearl, arrives at a steel door with Larry and Craig close behind. General Barracuda says: "The eggs and Mr. Krabs are in there; alive and unharmed." Craig says: "How do we know that it really IS Mr. Krabs, and not just Plankton in some Imitation Krabs robot pretending to BE him?!" General Barracuda scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! Plankton WISHES he could be ME!!!! Besides, I have TOO much at stake to just turn back now! And so do YOU, Larry!" Larry angrily says: "Don't EVER compare me with you! I am NOTHING like you; I'm HONORABLE!" General Barracuda says: "Really? Because trying to get Sandy to dump Spongebob, scheming of ways to have Spongebob eliminated, blackmailing Sandy into doing a favor for you? THOSE things aren't honorable!" Larry angrily says: "Don't EVER lecture ME!!!!" Spongebob says: "Hold it right THERE!!!!" And all of a sudden, Spongebob and Haggis, Rocko and Reggie, Darwin and Dog, Gerald and Angelica, Marlene, Stimpy and Stinky, come in from all directions, and they surround General Barracuda! General Barracuda fumes, and angrily, VERY sarcastically says: "Well, this day is going down EXACTLY the way I PICTURED it!!!! Only...NOT!!!! Not at ALL like THIS with all of you SURROUNDING me!!!!" Spongebob says: "What are you up to THIS time?! And where's Lil, Otto, and Suzie?" Stimpy realizes Lil's absence and says: "What?! I thought Lil was with US!" Marlene says: "This is NO time for Lil to have gone wandering off!" General Barracuda says: "What do I look like, your girlfriend's keeper?!" Spongebob angrily says: "If you've done ANYTHING to harm Pearl..." General Barracuda angrily says: "Stop assuming THINGS! The problem with nearly ALL of you is that you're ALWAYS so QUICK to jump to conclusions without knowing all the facts! Just look inside, Pearl, and Mr. Krabs will tell you a secret that YOU need to hear, while I reveal EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY!!!!" (Confessional)

 

Stimpy gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say, EVERYTHING?!!!" / Angelica gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; as in, how I REALLY feel about Otto Rocket?!" / Dog gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; as in, how I REALLY feel about my brother Cat?!" / Gerald gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like how I might NOT be the coolest guy to EVERYONE who KNOWS me?!" / Haggis gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like where my loyalties TRULY lie?!" / Larry gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like how I'm REALLY starting to feel about my motives for playing the game?!" / Marlene sighs and says: "Whew! I'm sure glad I don't have anything for General Barracuda to reveal! Everybody already knows about my hatred for Treeflower, so I'm all paid up!"  / Otto gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like how I REALLY feel about Angelica Pickles?!" / Reggie gets a stunned look and says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like how I fake-cried to win a reward?!" / Suzie says: "Did he just say EVERYTHING; like why I really started a relationship with Otto?!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "I WARNED Reggie, I tried to WARN them all! It looks like I might not HAVE to reveal anything after all! This is where the truth hits the fan!" (End Confessional)

 

General Barracuda opens the door and says: "All the answers LIE, or should I say, HONESTLY? They are in THERE!" And sure enough, the contestants see the room full of fake alien eggs, and Mr. Krabs tied to a chair. Pearl says: "You're okay!" Mr. Krabs says: "Pearl, you're safe! You're all right! I was SO worried!" General Barracuda says: "Pearl, Mr. Krabs has SOMETHING he needs to tell you!" Pearl says: "I ALREADY know; Mr. Krabs is NOT my biological father." Mr. Krabs gets a stunned look and says: "WOW! You figured that out on your own?" Pearl says: "Actually, it was Patrick who told me." Mr. Krabs says: "I'm sure it's an interesting story about how he figured THAT one out!" General Barracuda says: "NOT that! Tell Pearl the REAL reason she's competing this season; and the DEAL you set up with Sniz and Fondue!" Pearl says: "Mr. Krabs didn't set up ANY deal with Sniz and Fondue, RIGHT?!" Mr. Krabs nervously looks around and says: "Depends on how you...I mean, there ARE other WAYS to..." but he looks at Pearl's soulful eyes, sighs, and Mr. Krabs says: "I did. I bribed Sniz and Fondue to let you compete on this season, and I promised them a portion of your winnings if they would make sure to rig all the challenges so that you would win them, or make sure that you never got voted off!" Pearl gasps and says: "How could you DO that?! After you PROMISED you wouldn't interfere; how could you break a promise with me?!" Mr. Krabs cries and says: "I just didn't want to see you hurt, I wanted you to win SO badly!" Craig says: "Wait a MINUTE! You mean Angelica was actually RIGHT when she told us about this EARLIER?!!!" Angelica says: "Why would I ever LIE about information as juicy as THAT?!" General Barracuda mocks Pearl's crying and says: "Ahhh, the truth HURTS, DOESN'T it?!" But without realizing it, Larry has QUICKLY gotten behind him, and has tied his FINS together tightly!

 

General Barracuda shouts: "What's the big idea, Larry?!" Larry says: "The big idea is that I'm NOT letting you go, not THIS time! Fool me once, shame on YOU! But you WON'T be fooling me a SECOND time! Spongebob, You and your friends shoot every single alien egg in this room! Then, we can take this CREEP to Sniz and Fondue so they can PROPERLY deal with him!" Spongebob gets a stunned look and says: "You're giving ME permission to WIN this challenge?! But your team will lose!" Larry sighs and says: "That's not as important as your safety! Sandy made me promise that I WOULD keep you safe, and I am going to keep that promise!" Pearl asks: "You're STILL keeping that promise?" Larry says: "I NEVER break a promise, and I NEVER make a promise that I can't keep! I have too much honor and dignity at steak! And, I'm afraid I was WRONG about you, Spongebob." Spongebob asks: "What were you wrong about?" Larry sighs and says: "I was wrong to think that you were my enemy. I was so blinded and consumed by my initial wanting of revenge; that I thought I would do ANYTHING to get even when I was WRONGED by Sandy. But due to the recent actions taken by General Barracuda, and the recent actions I've had to do in order to stop him; I now realize that I wasn't the ideal man that Sandy deserved. I can see now why she WOULD want to be with you. Unlike me, you've ALWAYS been nice and kind; you're considerate, and you don't let yourself get consumed with revenge like I did. I realize now that revenge is not the answer for me. From now on, no more vendettas, no more grudge. From now on, I want to compete against you the way I SHOULD'VE done from the beginning, for the RIGHT reasons!"

 

Spongebob asks: "And what reasons are those?" Larry says: "For honor, justice, conviction, and doing the right thing. In a weird way, I actually need to THANK General Barracuda for this!" General Barracuda asks: "And WHY is THAT?!" Larry answers: "If I had never MET you, I could've BECOME you; and I now know that my heart is not cut out to be like yours, if you even HAVE a heart, that is!" General Barracuda says: "Keep talking! You're giving ME heart disease!" Darwin says: "So he DOES have one!" Spongebob happily says: "Larry, I'm so happy about this! Now, we don't have to be focused so much about any nefarious schemes, and we can just focus on the competition!" Larry says; "And when the final challenge comes, there will be no doubt in either of our minds as to who the better man is; if there even IS a man left for the final challenge!" Spongebob says: "I'll try not to disappoint you!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I honestly didn't foresee myself making a move like this, but I had to ask myself if I was playing this game for the right reasons. When I saw that I wasn't, I had to make a change and find out what those right reasons were. Now I know what they are; to make sure that anyone like Angelica Pickles and General Barracuda DON'T push others around so that they can selfishly have THEIR way at the expense of OTHERS happiness! Still, I have to wonder, if this was Sandy's intention all along? Did she start this situation, to get me and Spongebob close together and become friends? It doesn’t matter much to me now; but I still have to say; well-played Sandy Cheeks." / Spongebob says: "Somewhere, Sandy is laughing her head off! I never THOUGHT she could pull off a game plan like this, especially without her even being AROUND to see it to fruition! That's what you call PLANNING for the future!" (End Confessional)

Spongebob confidently says: "Boom Vets, you heard Larry! Let's BREAK those eggs!" And the Boom Vets QUICKLY shoots all the alien eggs in sight! Reggie says: "That's it!" Rocko says: "We've got them all!" Larry says: "Now, let's take General Barracuda to Sniz and Fondue! We'll see if they WANT to let you stay on the show NOW!!!!" But everyone gasps when they find their path BLOCKED, by Master Coelacanth; and a lightning bolt SOMEHOW strikes behind him in the hallway, to illuminate his evil presence! Spongebob gasps: "NO!!!! It CAN'T be you!" Master Coelacanth says: "I'm afraid that the rumors of MY demise have been GREATLY exaggerated!" General Barracuda weakly says: "Master, I know it looks like Larry has my fins all tied up, but there's a perfectly LOGICAL explanation! I can explain!" Master Coelacanth CRUELLY says: "There is NOTHING left to say! You FAILED me! So now, I'm just going to have to kill you, too!" Than Master Coelacanth THROWS Lil, Invader Zim, Suzie AND Otto, in the room with them! Master Coelacanth creepily says: "And don't bother HOLDING your breath, it WON'T do you any good! Fare well, though I KNOW you won't!" And Master Coelacanth SLAMS the door, locking them in, than he cranks a lever, and breaks it OFF for good measure! Lil nervously asks: "What did he MEAN by holding our breaths wouldn't do any good?!" Than Stimpy appears to start PUFFING up, and Stimpy says: "Guys, I'm starting to bloat up like a PUFFERFISH over here!" General Barracuda nervously says: "Uh-oh! The concoction! I nearly forgot!" Suzie, puzzled, asks: "Concoction?" General Barracuda says: "A last-ditch potion formula I whipped up in an attempt to POISON all of you, I tested it on Stimpy! It didn't work, at least, not when I WANTED it to!" Angelica sternly says: "Stimpy, you are NOT farting in here! Not only will it be COMPLETELY disgusting; the smell will cause us to DIE, or at the VERY least, make us all SICK!!!!"

 

Stimpy says: "But there's another air baby inside me and it NEEDS to be born!" (Confessional) Angelica weirded out, says: "Did Stimpy SERIOUSLY say THAT?!" / Stimpy says: "I'm not sure why I said THAT; it just slipped out that way!" (End Confessional) Stimpy is breathing like he is experiencing labor, while Angelica attempts to sing a lullaby. Angelica sings: "Hush little baby, don't you cry. If you do, we'll SURELY die!" Stimpy moans and says: "Lil, I have to apologize! I DO still have feelings for Ren, but I love you EQUALLY as MUCH! I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, it was wrong of me! Can you EVER forgive me?!" Lil says: "I was WONDERING when you would get around to PERSONALLY telling me that!" Stinky asks: "You KNEW?!!!" Lil realizes her mistake, and she says: "That's not what I meant! I merely, noticed..." But Lil see's Stimpy's and Stinky's soulful eyes; she sighs, and Lil says: "I did. I overheard your words echoing in the space-station in the last episode. I knew you wanted to tell me personally; I didn't want to make it seem like I was violating your trust in me." Stimpy says: "I was worried SICK about how I had to tell you about this, and you already KNEW, anyways!" Lil says: "But I didn't MEAN to over-hear it; I just did! I'm NOT upset! I can forgive you!" Stimpy asks: "You do?" Lil says: "Sure! Especially if you can keep holding it--." But Stimpy releases a loud burp, causing Lil to woozily say: "IN!!" Then all of a sudden, green gas starts flowing IN all around the contestants, causing them to cough due to the impurity of the air! Otto shouts: "Stimpy cut it OUT!!!!" Stimpy groans and says: "It's NOT me; Burp; not all of it, anyways!" Stinky says: "I AM Stinky, but this is a little much, even for ME!" Angelica cries: "I can't DIE like this! There are SO many places on EARTH that haven't been graced by my awesomeness!!!!" Marlene says: "Are you ALWAYS this vain and WHINY?!" Angelica sternly retorts: "I'm about to die from a mixture of Stimpy's gas and some OTHER gas! How would YOU feel?!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "Well for ONE thing, I WOULDN'T be blaming STIMPY for something that WASN'T his fault! I'm SO glad she is NOT on OUR team!" (End Confessional) Angelica screams: "I can't DIE like this! Not when I NEVER got to tell Otto how I really do LOVE his STUPID skateboarding and the STUPID way he looks, and the STUPID ways I LOVE him!!!!" Otto asks: "What are you TALKING about?! I'm right HERE!!!!" Angelica gasps; futiley covers her mouth and screams: "OH!" (Confessional) Angelica is shocked and says: "How could I DO that?! Reveal my HONEST feelings for Otto, and in FRONT of Suzie?! Neither of them is EVER going to let me hear the END of it!" / Otto is shocked and says: "Angelica actually DOES have feelings for me, and she actually DOES love me?! Under different circumstances, I'd say she was lying and not give it a second thought. But due to the circumstances of the moment, I’d have to say she's not. The question is; do I STILL have feelings for HER?! After everything she's done to me and everyone else?! How can I trust someone with a track record like hers?!" / Suzie gasps and says: "Angelica; you did NOT just admit feelings for Otto, I have feelings for Otto! Get your OWN boyfriend; if you can even FIND one!" (End Confessional) Otto says: "Angelica, do you know how OFTEN I wanted to hear you SAY that in season one? How I wanted you to confess your love and admire ME in season one? And how disappointed I was by every time you shot me down in flames, refusing to even give me a CHANCE?! Maybe I was just attracted to you for your beauty, but I was also drawn by your brains! And that's why I felt DEEPLY betrayed when you cheated my sister OFF in season one just to further your own game!" Reggie rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "SURE!!!! NOW you remember!" Otto says: "I don't know if it IS the gas, but I am NOT interested in a LOVE triangle; I don't ROLL like that! As of RIGHT now, I STILL have a thing for Suzie, she has a thing with me; and she has NEVER lied to me about ANYTHING! Right?"

 

Suzie laughs nervously and says: "Funny story about that; I might have just started a relationship with you so you would pay attention to me, and make Angelica jealous that I was getting cuddle time with you!" Otto and Angelica both scream: "WHAT?!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Suzie! Coveting a boy who's WAY out of your LEAGUE?! I didn't think you were CAPABLE of such a thing!" Otto is stunned and says: "Well, there goes MY knowledge of the world down the drain! And I thought I found someone who is honest! It's getting so I can't trust ANYBODY on this game show!" / Suzie is humiliated and says: "Honestly, that confession went a LOT better in my head!" (End Confessional) Otto angrily says: "Well as LONG as we're revealing secrets; I actually DO still have FEELINGS for Angelica, and I was GOING to NOT tell you about it in order to SPARE your feelings!" Suzie and Angelica both scream: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Truth turnabout is fair play. You hurt MY feelings, I can hurt yours; and the truth REALLY hurts, doesn't it?!" / Suzie asks: "How can Otto POSSIBLY still have feelings for Angelica?! This season just got a whole lot WORSE for me!" / Angelica eagerly says: "Otto DOES still have feelings for me! I KNEW he wasn't over for me! This season just got a whole lot BETTER for me!" (End Confessional) Reggie screams: "This looks like the end! Like the END, end!!!! And I want to LIVE!!!!" And as Reggie starts bawling, Rocko comforts her and says: "Reggie, I WILL find us a way out of here; don't cry!" Reggie stops and she says: "Who said anything about CRYING?! Reggie Rocket NEVER cries!!!!"

 

Otto's eyes open up wide and he says: "You were sure BLUBBERING enough when there was a spa hotel trip reward on the line; remember?!" (Flashback) Sniz says: "For your reward--." Reggie starts bawling: "AHHH, AHHH!!!! I'm sorry; it's just that this game has become SO stressful!" Spongebob says: "All in favor of Reggie and Rocko?" The other Boom Vets all say: "Yes!" (End Flashback) Otto shouts: "You mean to tell me that my own SISTER fake-cried to win a REWARD that I had wanted in order to take SUZIE out on?!!! That is the LOWEST, MEANEST, VILEST, DIRTIEST...UGH!!!!" Suzie asks: "Rocko, did YOU know?!" Rocko truthfully says: "Not initially. But when I found out, it was already too late. I told Reggie I didn't feel comfortable about keeping her secret, but she made me promise not to tell anybody." Reggie shouts: "ROCKO!!!!" Rocko protests: "Well, it's the TRUTH!!!! There's no point in concealing it now! You revealed the truth, but you did NOT do it in a way that I would've LIKED!!!!" (Confessional) Reggie, stunned, asks: "Did Rocko just ARGUE with me?!" / Rocko, unsure, asks: "Did I just ARGUE with Reggie? I didn't mean to! Heaven knows, arguing with Reggie is the LAST thing I would want to do, but I felt icky about the whole lie thing from the start! Why didn't Reggie LISTEN to me?! A lie ALWAYS ends up being toxic, no matter WHAT the circumstances!" (End Confessional) Dog cries: "I can't believe that I'll never get to tell Cat that I really do still LOVE him!!!!" Craig asks: "Why would you need to keep THAT a secret?!" Dog says: "After I made such a big deal about separating from him, I wanted to prove that I didn't NEED him anymore; but I STILL love him; he IS my brother, after all!" Craig says: "I'm sorry I don't have anything juicy to share, unless somebody wants to hear about my girlfriend's successful job in her modeling career?" Larry says: "Uh, no we DON'T. And it's not because we don't think she's real, we all KNOW she's real, we ALL saw her!" Craig says: "Just thought I'd make things less tense around here!"

 

(Confessional) Darwin says: "I can't believe all the lies that have been LIEING around throughout my fellow contestants! Are Marlene, Spongebob, Craig, and I the ONLY contestants here who DON'T have a dirty secret?!" (End Confessional) Invader Zim cries: "I don't even HAVE a nose and I DON'T want to die like THIS! Not without telling Dib that I've actually learned to LOVE his stupid planet, and his stupid Earth food, and his stupid Earth movies, all the stupid Earth people I'm forced to be in contact with, and the fact that I've actually grown to LOVE that stupid Earth Dib!" Everyone gasps, and Suzie asks: "SERIOUSLY?!" Invader Zim says: "It's CALLED Reverse Stockholm Syndrome! It's a REAL thing, look it up!" Stimpy says: "Stinky?! Where are you?! I can't see!" Stinky says: "I'm still all right, but I'm feeling a little HEAVY!!!! Gerald screams: "Why do I have to be experiencing THIS?! I've only ever been un-cool ONE time!" Suzie asks: "You haven't ALWAYS been cool?!" Gerald says: "Rhonda once put me into the Un-cool People Category once I ran against her for student body vice president!" Stinky says: "All this is nice, but I still FEEL like I'm gaining mass, and I feel as though I'm going to divide in TWO!!!!" Haggis screams: "I'm LOYAL to Great Britain! I always HAVE been!" And everyone gives Haggis a weird look. Haggis says: "What? Just because I always DRESS as a Scotsman doesn't MEAN that I can't be loyal to the Commonwealth!" Lil asks: "Stimpy! It feels like you're growing a bushy tail! Are you growing a bushy tail?!" General Barracuda says: "If he is, it's DUE to the concoction I gave him!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "And THIS is what I like to call the house of cards effect, when it comes to dealing with lies. When you take away one lie from the foundation, it ALWAYS comes crashing down! I don't know what could POSSIBLY be more shocking than all of THIS!!!!" (End Confessional)

 

Pearl angrily says: "At least if I die, I'll die KNOWING that the man who KILLED my father DIES with me!" General Barracuda angrily says: "You should NEVER accuse ANYONE of something you don't KNOW!!!! We have MORE in common than you can possibly know! Join me, and together we can RULE the world!" Pearl defiantly says: "I'll NEVER join you!!!!" General Barracuda says: "You have the power to overthrow Master Coelacanth, he has foreseen it. Don't make me destroy you. Patrick might have TOLD you about what happened to your mother, but he NEVER told you what happened to your father." Pearl angrily says: "He told ME enough!!!! He told me YOU killed HIM!!!!" General Barracuda says: "No, Pearl. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And this metaphor hits Pearl like a metaphorical ton of bricks as she says: "NO! That's NOT TRUE!!!! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Search your feelings; you KNOW it to be true!!!!" In horror, Pearl cries: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

 

(Confessional) Spongebob's eyes open wide up and he says: "OH...Dear, NEPTUNE!!!!" / Craig says: "I NEVER saw that COMING!" / Larry says: "Actually, it DOES explain an AWFUL lot! Pearl's headstrong attitude, her stubbornness, her temperament, her anger of what happens if someone tries to do her wrong; I'm just saying that it explains a LOT of things!" (End Confessional) Marlene screams: "Why are you all bothering to reveal all this NOW?! We are STILL going to die!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Not YET we're not!" And General Barracuda picks up Gerald and General Barracuda says: "Gerald it's time for you to earn your Ranger powers, Black Ranger!!!!" Gerald protests: "But I'm NOT--" But General Barracuda doesn't wait to hear what Gerald has to say, as he SLAMS Gerald's head against the steel door FOUR times; until the door finally FALLS down, and the air can COMPLETELY clean out! Marlene asks: "Why didn't you do that BEFORE the room got all filled up with disgusting air?!" General Barracuda says: "I said I'd reveal EVERYTHING; you wouldn't want it to look like I was LYING, do you?!" (Confessional) Darwin says: "I am SO glad that I didn't have any dirty secrets to reveal!" (End Confessional) Sniz rushes in and says: "General Barracuda; what are you DOING here?! Didn't I tell you NOT to interfere with this challenge?!" Spongebob says: "Sniz; General Barracuda RESCUED us! He didn't have to, but he did!" Sniz asks: "Rescued; HIM?!" General Barracuda says: "Please note, did not have to, but did." Gerald woozily says: "And I thought they smelled bad, on the OUTSIDE!!!!" And Gerald faints from the pain. General Barracuda awkwardly says: "Although I DID kind of have to use Gerald's head in order to do it, you might want to have that looked at!" Sniz says: "Noted." Lil says: "Guys, look in HERE!!!!"

Sniz rushes in and says: "What is it Lil?! And STIMPY; when did you get a big, bushy tail?!" General Barracuda says: "I MIGHT have given him a concoction that produced that; sorry!" Lil says: "Forget about the tail, you might not believe your eyes when you see THIS!!!!" And wrapped in Lil's over-coat, are two little children, one looks like Stimpy, and the other looks like Ren!!!! Stimpy says: "Twins!" Sniz asks: "But how?!" General Barracuda says: "I used some of Ren's D.N.A. and some re-production genetics and mixed them into the concoction. I just never thought that it would react with Stimpy and Stinky in such a way like this!" Stimpy says: "Not Stinky anymore; Stimpy Jr.!" Lil says: "And Ricky!" Suzie asks: "Ricky?" Lil says: "Sure! He looks like a Ricky!" Stimpy says: "I didn't think it was possible; Ren and I truly CAN be together!" Lil says: "Its fine, I understand. When this season ends, I won't get in the way." Stimpy says: "I love you, I'll always love you, and I want to be with you. But truth be told, Ren doesn't function well without me. I'm the rock that keeps him stable, and I keep him calm. And I need him to; without him, I'm basically a Vanilla." Lil says: "And Ren is the Caramel, and I'm the Chocolate, and together, we make one, big, delicious sundae!" Stimpy says: "I never thought about it that way!" Lil says: "I don't care about conventions; I want to be with you to!" Stimpy hugs Lil and his children and says: "I'm so GLAD! All I have to do is tell my parents, and we'll be all set. My parents would never turn their back on their grandchildren." Sniz says: "Be that as it may, I'm afraid that the arrangement concerning Stinky ends here." Stimpy asks: "Why is that?" Sniz says: "The arrangement was that only STINKY could be a contestant with you; your children can stay here, they just can't compete with you anymore. You'll have to continue the rest of the game as a solo contestant." Stimpy sighs, and says: "I understand."

 

General Barracuda asks: "Where's Master Coelacanth? What happened to him?!" Sniz answers: "He fled as soon as Fondue and I finally broke out of our cabins! He left behind a note though; he said that even if you escape today, this is NOT the last you'll see of me. I've broken your trust in each other, now you're easy prey for me! Signed by Master B. Coelacanth!" Marlene asks: "I wonder what the B. stands for?" Zim asks: "What about me?! I was locked in an AWFUL supply closet, than forced to SUFFOCATE on air that even bothered MY Irken senses!" Sniz says: "Zim, we'll make it up to you. We'll make you a contestant on the Network Noobs team!" Larry says: "Yes! We've got ONE more member!" Sniz says: "Technically, you have ZERO more members!" Marlene asks: "Why is that? Is this a reward challenge, or an elimination challenge?" Sniz says: "It is a reward AND an elimination challenge; with a TWIST!!!!" Otto asks: "A twist?" Sniz says: "The twist, being that whoever the Network Noobs choose to eliminate TONIGHT, will end up on the Boom Vets team!" And the Network Noobs all give Angelica a dirty look, and she asks: "Why is everybody looking at me like that?" Sniz says: "Although, you probably ALL want to take a shower before tonight's ceremony though." / The "Silver Sniz" Theme triumphantly plays, and Sniz triumphantly walks on stage, waving his hands! Sniz says: "First off, I'd like to thank General Barracuda for going above and beyond the call of duty in saving everyone, and all he had to do was USE Gerald's head! Speaking of, Gerald?!" Gerald is seen, now wearing a face-brace like Norbert and Treeflower once had to, says in a muffled voice: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "This is the deal. We're going to let you stay and PLAY as a contestant on this show, if you PROMISE not to sue us!" Gerald, muffled, says: "I promise!" Sniz asks: "Promise, PROMISE? Not a fake promise; your fingers aren't CROSSED, are they?" 

 

And Gerald shows his crossed-free hands. Sniz says: "Network Noobs, you've ALL been through this routine before! Tonight as always, you'll be using the voting devices to vote someone off. But NOT like always; your eliminated contestant will end up going to the Boom Vets! So choose WISELY; your best ally TONIGHT could end up being your WORST enemy tomorrow!" Even with this warning, the Network Noobs ALL quickly chooses their candidate anyways! Sniz grabs a tray-full of Silver Sniz's away from Fondue, who's once again forced to dress as Vanna White. Sniz says: "Be prepared to catch a Silver Sniz once I call your name. Larry! Pearl, Craig, Darwin, Dog!" Gerald and Angelica both look nervously, as it all comes down between them! Sniz says: "This is the LAST Silver Sniz! One of you has spent your LAST night on the Network Noobs team! The Final Silver Sniz Award goes to..." And the anticipation builds up, as Angelica sweats and REALLY looks nervous, while Gerald also looks tense, even though his face can't move much; and Sniz finally says: "Gerald!" Angelica shouts: "WHAT?! You're voting ME off?!" Larry says: "I don't NEED you anymore Angelica; I'm not going to be nefarious anymore! Besides, you're nothing but dead weight on our team!" Craig says: "Besides, we ALL already KNOW we can't TRUST you!" Angelica asks: "Like you can trust PEARL; who's been HELPED by Mr. Krabs who engineered all the challenges to be RIGGED in Pearl's favor?!" Sniz says: "That's in the past! I told Mr. Krabs the deal is OFF! If Pearl wants to get the prize money, she can win it on her OWN!" Pearl says: "Good! That's how I wanted to win it in the FIRST place, anyways!" Angelica says: "Fine! I can take a hint and tell when I'M not wanted!" Sniz says: "Invader Zim, you're now on the Network Noobs team!"

 

Invader Zim pumps his fist and says: "Yes! Invader Zim shall RULE again!" Sniz says: "Boom Vets, Angelica Pickles is now on YOUR team! Now, if there are no further outbursts..." Marlene screams: "WHAT?!!!" Suzie asks: "Are you SERIOUS?!!!" Otto says: "You've got to be KIDDING me!!!!" Sniz says: "I didn't THINK so!" Angelica says: "Don't worry, Otto, I'll make sure that you WON'T regret this!" Otto rolls his eyes, and angrily says: "I already AM regretting it!" Sniz says: "And thusly ends another dramatic episode of Total Cartoon Action!" Gerald is holding a jar of peanut butter, and his Silver Sniz chocolate statue, puts the peanut butter into a blender with the chocolate statue, and says: "Hey! You've got peanut butter in my chocolate! Hey! You've got chocolate in my peanut butter!" He blends the two together, and he drinks the results through a straw. Sniz looks at this awkwardly, and says: "It's probably the pain meds talking." / Episode Notes: First personal appearance of Master Coelacanth and it WON'T be the last! The episode's title is a reference to BOTH the 1987 hit movie "Predator" AND the 1986 hit movie "Aliens," while the plot of the episode is heavily inspired by the 1986 hit movie, "Aliens." Invader Zim is introduced in this episode, and joins the Network Noobs. Angelica is OUSTED from the Network Noobs, and given to the Boom Vets as a reward! Reggie's spa hotel fake-crying lie is revealed; as is the fact that General Barracuda is Pearl's biological father. Due to a concoction that General Barracuda gives Stimpy, he grows a bushy tail, and Stinky becomes two real children; Stimpy Jr. and Ricky! Unfortunately, this means that Stimpy now has to continue through the rest of the game as a solo contestant. Personal Notes: In introducing Master Coelacanth in this episode, I had to ask myself, if people wouldn't want to mess around with Mr. T as General Barracuda, who would, they want to mess around with even less? The answer hit me, Ted Levine's performance as Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs!" And thus, was born the most sinister, creepy, evilest villain I have ever come up with it! He's also FAR more deadly and competent than General Barracuda! In Master Coelacanth’s one appearance alone so far, he got FAR closer in almost succeeding to kill Spongebob and his friends than General Barracuda EVER did! Today's episode was based all around irony. Just whenever everybody thinks that everything is fine and going their way, that's when EVERYTHING goes HORRIBLY wrong! And the fact that when lies get exposed, they tend to get exposed ALL at the same time! The only contestants I decided to spare from this fate where Craig, Darwin, Marlene, and Spongebob. Also, the whole Ricky thing is another thing (and probably the last thing) I decided to borrow from the "Adult Party Cartoon" version of "Ren and Stimpy," only in this case, Ricky is an actual child. / That's it for "Total Cartoon Action" THIS time; I'll see you next time!

[Old Man Jenkins]

(figured I'd rerun this since its Halloween and errything, as well as to reintroduce it to some of the newer members. So here it is, the first installment of "The Secret Box"!)

 

SpongeBob awoke one morning to the sound of his alarm blaring as it usually. Wide awake, he shuts it off and gets up from bed in nothing but his underwear.

SpongeBob: Good morning world and all who inhabit it!

 

As he blurts this out, his blanket wraps itself around him, causing him to panic and fall into his clock before plummeting down the stairs. This was the usual morning routine for SpongeBob and no matter how many it ew he goes through this, the blanket still catches him by surprise. After that terror is over, he heads on out to the living room, turns the TV on and whip up some leftover Krabby Patties for breakfast.

 

Gary: Meow.

 

Gary utters out, hungry next to his empty food bowl as if to imply to SpongeBob that he's hungry.

 

SpongeBob: Sorry, Gare Bear, how could I forget the most important meal of the day!

 

SpongeBob grabs Gary's food bowl and rushes to the cupboard, grabbing a can of Gary's favorite Snail-Po. The microwave sounds off, his Krabby Patty all heated up and ready to be eaten. SpongeBob rushes to get his meal, but through his confusion, keeps the Snail-Po for himself and gives the patty to Gary.

 

SpongeBob: Servin' it up Gary's way! Bop.

 

SpongeBob immediately takes a huge bite out of the Snail-Po without looking.

 

SpongeBob: BLEGH!

 

SpongeBob spends the next half hour in the bathroom as Gary munches down on his delicious morsel. SpongeBob leaves the bathroom after flushing four times.

 

SpongeBob: Never thought I'd ever say this, but that was the worst Krabby Patty I've ever eaten!

 

SpongeBob exclaimed to Gary, but like the whole blanket and clock routine, it was apart of his daily morning ritual as well. Gary had already finished his meal and was just sitting in front of the TV watching the morning news.

 

Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here for KRUV, live from the royal palace, where we will receive an update on King Neptune's missing-

 

SpongeBob turned the TV off, getting ready to head out the door.

 

Gary: Meow.

 

Gary blurted out in an annoyed tone, implying that he was watching that, but SpongeBob was already out the door and heading towards Patrick's rock. Just steps away from his pineapple.

 

SpongeBob: I hope Patrick is as ready and excited as I am! Teeeheee!

 

He busts out his jelly fishing net and knocks a few times on Patrick's rock, but gets no answer. He knocks again, but still gets no answer.

 

SpongeBob: Boy, I sure hope Patrick remembers to get dressed today. We can't have a repeat of him last time...in the nuuuude.

 

He knocks a third time and gets the bejeebers scared out of him as Patrick's rock swings open as he does so.

 

SpongeBob: Great merciful Neptune, Patrick! You scared the bejeebers outta me.

 

Patrick: Ohoheehoheehuhoheeee!

 

Patrick was giggling to himself, holding a seemingly cardboard box in his hands, failing to really notice SpongeBob.

 

SpongeBob: Patrick? Patrick?? PATRICK?

 

Patrick snaps out of his fit.

 

Patrick: Oh, hiya SpongeBob! Fancy seeing you here this morning.

 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we sorta had plans to go jelly fishing down at Jellyfish Fields.

 

Patrick: Oooh, it musta slipped my mind.

 

SpongeBob: It's alright, pal! You fitting to get ready before we go?

 

Patrick: Oh, this is all I'll need!

 

SpongeBob: You keeping your net in there or something?

 

Patrick: Nope!

 

After an awakened couple of seconds, SpongeBob finally asks

 

SpongeBob: So what is it?

 

Patrick tried hard to contain his giggles

 

Patrick: It's a secret.

 

SpongeBob: Secret, huh? You have some super net in there you plan on surprising me with.

 

Patrick: Mehbeh.

 

SpongeBob: Really?

 

Patrick: No!

 

After some more awkward silence, Patrick finally peels himself off his rock and darts down the road with his secret box.

 

Patrick: Come on, SpongeBob! We should be getting to Jellyfish Fields.

 

SpongeBob scratches his head, pondering as to what the contents of the box could be.

 

SpongeBob: That Patrick sure is something else.

 

And SpongeBob proceeds to jog after him. At Jellyfish Fields, SpongeBob gets his jelly on by putting on his eyeglasses and going out on the hunt while Patrick just plops his but down on the grass and plays around with his box. He opens it, whispers to himself and giggles some more and closes it before rinsing and repeating again.

 

SpongeBob: DA DA DA DA DUM!

 

SpongeBob cries out as he pounces on his purple jelly prey, but misses it. He waits for Patrick to make his move on the jelly, but finally notices Patrick sitting down and playing with his box.

 

SpongeBob: Boy, Patrick sure is having fun with that box. His imagination must be bursting today.

 

SpongeBob takes a tighter glance at Patrick and notices him appearing as if he's stroking whatever's in the box. SpongeBob goes up to his friend.

 

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, you missed your cue back there.

 

This startles Patrick as he quickly shuts the lid onto the box, something he can't quite do with a jar.

 

Patrick: SpongeBob! How many times do I have to tell you, no peeking into my secret box!

 

SpongeBob: You only told me just this once.

 

Patrick: Oh.

 

SpongeBob: And you missed your cue out there, buddy. These jellies aren't going to catch themselves, and it's really no fun jellyfishing by yourself, neither.

 

Patrick: Oh give me that.

 

Patrick opens his box slightly, taking out a pair of eyeglasses and puts them on.

 

Patrick: See, I can wear glasses too.

 

He yanks the net from SpongeBob's hand before going to show him how it's done, leaving his box behind. SpongeBob glances down at the box, then to Patrick, back down at the box, and back up to Patrick. He contemplates sneaking a peek for himself while Patrick is distracted. SpongeBob begins to sweat nervously, glancing back at Patrick, who's still jellyfishing, before kneeling down towards the box.

 

Patrick: Caught one!

 

SpongeBob's heart skips a beat or two as he looks back to see Patrick right behind with a jellyfish caught in his net.

 

Patrick: Heeeyyy, what are you doing down there.

 

SpongeBob: I was...

 

Thinking fast, he quickly untied his shoes before tying them up again.

 

SpongeBob: Just tying my shoes! See, haha.

 

Patrick: That's a funny way of tying your shoes.

 

Patrick points down at SpongeBob's hands, having tied his fingers up instead.

 

SpongeBob: Dahahaha, silly me.

 

He laughs it off nervously as he ties his shoes the right way.

 

SpongeBob: But hey, look! You caught a jelly!

 

Patrick: SpongeBob, there's nothing in this huge ocean that I can't catch.

 

SpongeBob: You can say that again.

 

Patrick: All this jellyfishing has me starved! Lets eat.

 

Patrick gives SpongeBob his net back, picks up his box and starts heading towards the direction of the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob follows suit.

 

Patrick: Good morning, Krusty Krew!

 

Patrick blurted out as he entered the restaurant.

 

SpongeBob: The partay has arrived!

 

Squidward let out a long and loud sigh behind the counter.

 

Squidward: Neptune, kill me now.

 

SpongeBob and Patrick approach the counter to make the orders.

 

Squidward: SpongeBob, how am I suppose to enjoy your one day off of the year when you just show up to work anyway?!

 

SpongeBob: I can never spend a day away from here, Squidward! You know that.

 

Squidward: I refuse to offer you two dunder heads any service whatsoever.

 

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!

 

Squidward: What is it now, Mr. Krabs?

 

Mr. Krabs: Remember, P . O . O . P.

 

Squidward: How could I forget, it's what we serve here. What can I get you two dunder heads, today?

 

SpongeBob: I'll have-

 

Patrick: I'll have a, a...uh, uhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, he's doing it again!

 

Mr. Krabs: Think for the customer, boy, or you're fired.

 

SpongeBob: Psst, Patrick. Why not order a Krabby Patty?

 

Patrick: That's a great idea! Two Krabby Patties, please. One for me, and one for my friend here.

 

Mr. Krabs: See, the little yella guy's got it down!

 

SpongeBob: Aww Patrick, you're actually treating for once?

 

Patrick: Oh, the other patty isn't for you. I'll go get us a table!

 

And Patrick went to do that with his box in tow.

 

SpongeBob: I'll just have the usual.

 

Squidward: One Crying Johnny on the Barn. Thank you for choosing to spend your money at the Krusty Krab, Farmer Brown.

 

Squidward went back to reading his 50 Tentacles of Grey behind the counter.

 

SpongeBob: Aren't you gonna-

 

Squidward: I was told to offer you service, not excellent service.

 

Suddenly, Mr. Krab's super sniffer of a nose started to bother him.

 

Mr. Krabs: What's that smell? A little...smelly smell. A smell thaaaaaats...smelly. Mr. Squidward, what did I tell ye about this bowl of onions?!

 

After about three hours of waiting for their order, they finally consume to their heart's content. SpongeBob notices Patrick "feeding" one of his Krabby Patties to whatever he had inside the box. He whispers to it some more before giving it what looked like a kiss before closing the lid.

 

Patrick: Boy, that sure did hit the spot! I've gotta poop out some of that P . O . O . P. you mind dumping the trash for me, SpongeBob?

 

SpongeBob: Sure thing, pal-

 

But Patrick had already made his way into the little tadpole's room, leaving his secret box behind. SpongeBob once again contemplated sneaking a peek before going to dump their trash away.

 

Squidward: Alright, which one of you dolts left this box here?! You two are always making my job harder than it already is!

 

Squidward goes to pick up the box, but gets surprised when a pink mass grabs him by the tentacle and bends it back.

 

Patrick: DON'T TOUCH THE BOX!

 

Squidward shrieks in pain before he gets thrown right through the table to the left of him.

 

Mr. Krabs: Arrr! What be the meanin' of this tomfoolery?!

 

Krabs notices Patrick breathing heavily, standing over Squidward as he lay in the table rubble and back away into his office

 

Mr. Krabs: I saw nothin.

 

SpongeBob just stood there in shock as Patrick simply picked up his box and left the premises. SpongeBob gives chase, but not before giving Squidward the money for the meal.

 

SpongeBob: Patrick, wait for me!

 

Krabs walked back out of his office and approached Squidward.

 

Mr. Krabs: Status report, Mr. Squidward!

 

Squidward: Ow...my aching testicles...

 

Mr. Krabs: Not that! About me-

 

He notices the money SpongeBob left behind on the crown of Squidward's head.

 

Mr. Krabs: MONEY!

 

Krabs picks up the money and fondles it before heading back into his office.

 

Mr. Krabs: Clean up this mess, Mr. Squidward. I'm taking these damages outta yer paycheck.

 

SpongeBob finally catches up to Patrick on their way home and tried stopping.

 

SpongeBob: Patrick, we need to talk.

 

Patrick: About what?

 

SpongeBob: About this whole secret box business.

 

Patrick: There's nothing to talk about.

 

SpongeBob: But Patrick, you almost took Squidward's arm off and left him in a pile of rubble!

 

Patrick: Then he shouldn't have tried to look in my secret box!

 

SpongeBob: He wasn't going even going to, Pat. He mistook it for trash-

 

Patrick: Then it was a good thing I stopped em!

 

SpongeBob: Look Pat, I'm your friend, your best friend. You don't have to keep secrets of any sort from me.

 

Patrick: Oh! Is that so?

 

SpongeBob: Of course so!

 

Patrick: I find that hard to believe.

 

SpongeBob: How so?

 

Patrick: It's not like you tell me any secrets of your's.

 

SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back!

 

Patrick: Liar, liar, plants for hire!

 

SpongeBob: That's pants on fire, Patrick. And you wanna know some of my dirty secrets, well I'll tell ya!

 

Patrick: Well then I'm all ears! Or no ears.

 

SpongeBob: Sometiiiiimes...I can be a lil bit naïve.

 

Patrick: Tell me something I don't know.

 

SpongeBob: I can be a lil OCD, too!

 

Patrick: That's the opposite of dirty. I think.

 

SpongeBob: I watch Anemones Gone Wild at late night!

 

Patrick: Now that's dirty, all right.

 

SpongeBob: And I wear three pairs of underwear just in case I make an accident right now!

 

SpongeBob pulls them out from his pants to prove it.

 

Patrick: The mechanations of my mind are an enigma. You just wouldn't understand.

 

SpongeBob: I would too understand!

 

Patrick: Look, I've got plans for tonight. Just drop it, alright! Don't go digging anymore than you have to.

 

Patrick retreated back under his rock with his secret box, leaving SpongeBob to head back home alone. SpongeBob spent the rest of the afternoon and well into the evening in his study, pondering just what Patrick is keeping secret inside that box. He paced around the room, glancing out the window towards Patrick's house as night fell on Bikini Bottom. He didn't keep his eyes off the window. It was getting later into the night, much later, and Patrick had yet to leave his home for these supposed "plans". SpongeBob kept himself awake all the way until 3 AM, when Patrick finally left his home.

 

SpongeBob: I never took you for a night owl, Patrick.

 

Patrick was dressed in a suit for an occasion. He made sure his rock was secured before walking down the road and into the dark of night. He didn't have his box with him. It was now or never for SpongeBob, so he chose now thinking he could get in and out before Patrick made it back from his occasion. Donning a pair of his mother's pantyhose, SpongeBob snuck out of his house and towards Patrick's. Tiptoeing to the rock, he tried opening it but it was locked tight. He thought quick and pulled out his Glove Multitool from Glove World, using it to easily get passed the locks and finally into Patrick's humble abode, which was everything but as he pulled out his trusty Glove Light to see into the darkness under the rock.

 

SpongeBob: Barnacles, Patrick. I know you do nothing more than the next guy in Bikini Bottom, but I didn't think your home would be this messy.

 

Patrick's home looked to be in quite the state of disarray. His bed was unkempt, clothes and various food littered the floor, some of his crudely made sand furniture and photographs were damaged. SpongeBob scoured the place for a 20 minutes, trying to locate the box, but had no such luck in finding it. He tried to be quiet, but every step he made felt like an earthquake, every drop of sweat he perspirated felt like a tsunami, and the crap everywhere didn't make things any easier.

 

SpongeBob: Your secret's safe for now, Patrick

 

Conceding defeat, SpongeBob went to exit the rock when he took a good listen around the house. He could hear what sounded like music playing. He tried his damnedest to pinpoint the location, but no matter how close he felt he got, it still seemed far away. He took another good listen again, closing his eyes to visualize and better pinpoint it.

 

SpongeBob: It sounds as if it's coming from...right below me...

 

He shined his glove light at the floor, looking for a way down since he always assumed Patrick's rock was just one story. He digs through all the crap and only hits the rug.

 

SpongeBob: Tartar sauce!

 

SpongeBob was just about to give up and leave, feeling he had stayed there longer than expected, but a thought occurred to him. He shined his glove light back on the rug before lifting it up out of the way, revealing a secret hatch.

 

SpongeBob: Knick knack, the patty's back!

 

He used his glove Multitool to unlock the hatch to find a flight of stairs that went deeper down under the home. SpongeBob gulped at the sight in fright, as well as smelling something foul down below.

 

SpongeBob: That ain't your average, everyday darkness down there. That's just...advanced darkness.

 

Mustering up all the courage he has in his porous body, he descended the flight of stairs with his glove light in hand. When he reached the bottom, he found himself in a long, dark hallway. The music has become much more easy to hear. SpongeBob looked down hallway to see a dim light emanating from behind a partially open door.

 

SpongeBob: A secret room for a secret box, so fitting.

 

SpongeBob proceeded down the hallway with caution. The smell got stronger and the music becomes more and more audible the closer he gets to the door. So much so, he could make it out to be "Put You Head On My Shoulder" by Paul Anka.

 

Song: Put your head on my shoulder. Hold me in your arms, baby. Squeeze me oh so tight. Show me that you love me too.

 

He pushed the door open ever so slowly and found himself in a room lit only by candlelight. He closed the door behind him and looked around to also see fried oyster skin air fresheners hanging from the ceiling. The room was just as dirty as the rest of the house, moreso even. SpongeBob continued looking around the room.

 

Song: Put your lips next to mine, dear. Won't you kiss me once, baby. Just a kiss goodnight, may be you and I will fall in love.

 

SpongeBob: There you are, you slippery thing, you!

 

Song: People say that love's a game, a game you just can't wiiiiin.

 

He caught sight of the box, sitting atop a desk that was fashioned into looking like an altar of some sort. He approached it slowly, his heart pounding from the anticipation. He set his glove light on the table next to it, grabbing the lid and opening it up ever so slowly.

 

SpongeBob: Lets see what's so secret about this box, Patrick.

 

Song: If there's a way, I'll find it someday, and then this fool with rush iiiiiin!

 

SpongeBob proceeds to yank the lid of with great force, tossing it onto the floor before letting his eyes scour the contents of the box.

 

SpongeBob: ALRIGHT PATRICK! LETS SEE THE SECRET! SHOW ME THE SECRET SHOW ME THE SECRET SHOW ME THE SECRET SHOW ME THE SECRE-

 

SpongeBob's eyes suddenly fell back into their sockets. His face grew paler and paler as he slowly came to the realization as to what he peeking into. He was frozen still with fright, he tried to scream something out but couldn't muster it, he was caught in his breath. He collapsed down to the floor, still holding the box in his hands, still looking into it.

 

SpongeBob: DAAAAAHHHHH!!

 

He finally let out one loud scream before finally summoning the strength to toss the box to the side, the contents rolling out of it as it landed. SpongeBob grabbed his glove light from the table and shined it where the box landed. He looked on in horror at the disembodied green humanoid head that Patrick had kept in the box this whole time. The head looked to be that of a females, it had long hair and glasses on. The same glasses Patrick used to jellyfish with earlier in the day.

 

SpongeBob: Oh dear Neptune!

 

Song: Put your head on my shoulder! Whisper in my ear, baby. Words I want to hear. Tell me, tell me that you love me too.

 

SpongeBob cried out before scurrying up to get out of the room. In his fright, he bursted through a second door that was located in the room that led into what looked to be a second bathroom. He shined his glove light into the room to see crimson red water in the bathtub. The tub was surrounded by various tools. SpongeBob stepped closer to get a better look in the tub only to find the headless body of what looked to be a mermaid floating in it. SpongeBob let out a scream before backing out of the room. His glove light shines onto something behind him as SpongeBob backs into it.

 

Patrick: Hey buddy, I warmed it up for ya.

 

A pink mass overwhelms SpongeBob as the glove light breaks. SpongeBob's screams for his life, going unheard, as morning dawns on Bikini Bottom. Gary watches the morning news.

 

Perch Perkins: We still have no updates as to the whereabouts of King Neptune's daughter, Mindy, last seen three nights ago during an unsupervised tour visit to the city in order to mingle with her loyal subjects, but we here at KRUV will continue to follow this story as more news breaks and comes to light.

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Here is a re-run of a "Total Cartoon Action" episode, edited to fit onto one post! Enjoy!

"Performance Review 2: Deville Inside" A special intro is played, as the words, "Total Cartoon Action" appear, followed by the words, "Performance Review." A bunch of clips from the past six episodes are shown. Fondue says: "Dead Squirrel walking!" Skipper says: "Marlene, I'm SO sorry!" Angelica says: "Nobody EVER expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Treeflower loudly screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!" Sniz says: "And the contestant you ALL voted off is...General Barracuda?" General Barracuda says: "No Pearl, I AM your FATHER!!!!" Pearl screams: "NOOO!!!!!!!!" Lil, with a Spanish accent, says: "Mad Dog Hoek is loco for BOOM-BOOM!!!!" She pushes a button, but nothing happens! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--." (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The clips ends, and the C.G.I. words of both "Total Cartoon Action" and "Performance Review," make a fancy exit off-screen. / Starting with this episode, the show open plays, but has some NEW key differences, which are highlighted in all caps! Theme song is played to the tune of all the cartoon characters theme songs. Sniz is shown driving a limousine, Otto is seen running up a prop hill while dodging various moving set scenes, and Ren is at the top of the prop hill and jumps into a tub of water. Stimpy is shown swimming in the water, and Rancid Rabbit tries to tackle him until he gets STOPPED by RICKY and STIMPY JR.; making Rancid lose his concentration. The camera pans up to show Reggie Rocket and Rocko trying to keep their balance on a moving surfboard until they get knocked out by Skipper who is shot at them. Norbert laughs at the situation, until Treeflower gives him a romantic kiss. The camera pans behind them to show Dog chasing after a plate of haggis being carried by Haggis McHaggis. The camera then comes to a beach scene where Rhonda, Pearl, and Gerald are busy enjoying the sun. The camera pans to the right to show Craig Mammalton making Larry the Lobster look pretty until Craig accidentally sprays cologne into Larry's eyes. The camera pans further to the right to show DARWIN climbing up a rope while ZIM, wearing a jetpack, tries to shoot at him with a lazer; and while this is happening, Susie Carmichael and Angelica Pickles fighting each other with balloon batons until Susie knocks Angelica's yellow wig off her head. The wig falls into a pot that is being heated up by General Barracuda. General Barracuda gives the pot to Patrick who throws some special spice on it, making the dish taste good. The camera pans out to show Marlene looking at the scene, she switches the camera to show a different scene outside a convention center, but Marlene accidentally pushes a button that causes something to explode. MASTER COELACEANTH is standing at the center of the explosion looking confused, while Lil Deville runs past him waving hi. MASTER COELACEANTH BARES his fang teeth at Li,l but she growls right back, and she actually chases MASTER COELACEANTH past a spaceship, while AANG THE AVATAR flies overhead. Sandy Cheeks and Spongebob Squarepants are riding inside this space ship. The camera then pans forward to show a bunch of cameras flashing as they are taking pictures. Sniz opens up an envelope, only to be interrupted and disturbed by his brother Fondue who is dressed like Vanna White. The camera pans out to reveal that they're on a TV screen and the camera pans down to NORBERT and TREEFLOWER who are about to kiss each other until they notice that the stage audience is watching them. The camera then pans out to show the Season 1 Vets on the left side of the screen, the Season 2 contestants on the right side of the screen, and the TV above NORBERT and TREEFLOWER changes to read Total Cartoon Action created and developed by Jason Cantu. /

After the revised show open, the special "Performance Review" music plays again, as the show opens back up on the talk show room setting, with Norbert and Daggett once again sitting on green couches! Norbert says: "Welcome back to another installment of the Performance Review!" Daggett says: "Check it out! We're more than 33% of the way through the second season!" Norbert says: "And we've got a LOT to get you caught up on! As always, I'm your HANDSOME main host Norbert McHANDSOME!!!!" Daggett says: "And I am the EQUALLY important, just as vital SECOND Host!" Norbert says: "THIRD host!" Daggett asks: "What do you mean?!" Norbert says: "I'm glad you asked! Let me roll the footage!" And Norbert plays a video, which shows Treeflower, still HEAVILY bandaged after her incident in the Spanish Movie Challenge, in the same room with Aang. Treeflower yells: "LOOK AANG; I just got eliminated thanks to the efforts of that AWFUL Marlene; and I'm GOING to be compensated for my time in these Performance Reviews!" Aang rolls his eyes and says: "That's totally NOT in my department, Treeflower. You'd have to talk to Sniz and Fondue about that." Treeflower yells: "I DON'T care if you have to BREAK somebody's HEAD over it!!!! If they DON'T pay me; I'll SCREAM!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!" Aang yells: "Enough; ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! We'll GET you a PAID job!!!!" And the footage ends! Daggett rolls his eyes and says: "Sheesh!!!! I had to finagle and hassle my BUTT off for THREE episodes just to get paid HALF of what Norbert is getting paid!!!!" Treeflower says: "And half of what I am getting PAID!!!!" Treeflower walks in, looking all healthy, normal, and completely fixed up, as she walks in all smug and snooty like! Daggett says: "So what? You think you can just WALTZ right in here and take over MY job?!"

Treeflower says: "For your information; I'm not taking over YOUR job; I got myself a BETTER one; hosting it alongside my ONE true love!!!!" Daggett says: "Only because he's YOUR boyfriend!" Treeflower says: "Your HIS brother!" Daggett says: "Irrelevant!!!!" Treeflower says: "Same to YOU, sissy!!!!" Daggett says: "Wait! Did she just call ME a sissy?!" Aang sarcastically says: "GEE; where did you get THAT completely correct idea?!" Treeflower says: "And THANK you Aang, for convincing Sniz and Fondue to give ME a paid job!" Aang apathetically says: "I didn't DO it for YOU; I did it for ME!!!!" Norbert asks: "Why? What are YOU getting out of it?" Aang says: "Well for starters, in case you weren't paying attention, I got added to the SHOW open, along with all the OTHER characters who made their debuts late in the game!!!!" Jimmy Neutron asks: "Are you KIDDING me?!!!" Helga asks: "Are you SERIOUS?!!!" Roger says: "You're technically not even IN this season!!!!" Aang gets a DELICIOUSLY evil look and says: "Not YET; I'm not!" Norbert asks: "What is THAT supposed to mean?" Aang says: "Treeflower wants to get sweet, SWEET revenge on Marlene for ORCHESTRATING her elimination, and I am all to glad to help her! You see, as we speak, I right now have a LAWSUIT pending against Sniz and Fondue right now; a lawsuit of which they will LOSE!!!!" Chuckie asks: "How do you know THAT?!!!" Aang says: "For starters, the court is all PACKED with jurors on MY side, and I hired the BEST lawyer known to Nicktoons; JOHNATHAN!!!!" Chuckie shivers and shouts: "NOT Johnathan?!!!" Patty asks: "Who's Johnathan?!!!" Chuckie answers: "Only the most ruthless, brilliant, scheming, self-serving, wicked, and tricky lawyer to EVER exist! He is Angelica's PERSONAL lawyer! Or at least, last I heard! How did you ever manage to get Johnathan away from HER?!!!" Aang says: "Simple; I promised Johnathan the one thing Angelica would NEVER give him; a part in one of MY movies!!!!" Rhonda says: "But that's NOT going to happen, seeing as how YOUR live-action movie TANKED--" Aang gets a fiery look in his eyes, and PRACTICALLY explodes: "SAY THAT AGAIN PUNK AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO GETS RUN OVER BY A TANK!!!!!!!!" Rhonda HIDES under the bleachers under Chuckie, and Chuckie says: "SHEESH! And I though I was afraid of things!" Rhonda whimpers: "HE scares ME!!!!" Norbert firmly says: "Aang, I'm going to CALMLY ask you to SIT your BUTT down!!!!" Aang begrudingly does what he is told, and says: "Oh, I'll be sitting DOWN; but not for long!" Daggett asks: "What's his PROBLEM?!!!" Treeflower snootily answers: "How could HE have a problem? He only wants to get REVENGE, like I do!!!!"

Norbert is SHOCKED and says: "TREEFLOWER!!!! That's not a nice thing to think about!" Treeflower yells: "Was it NICE for Marlene to PRETEND flirt with you?! Was it NICE for Marlene to ABANDON me while Skipper SCARED me SENSELESS?! Was it NICE for Marlene to orchestrate MY elimination?!!!" Daggett angrily says: "You did THAT yourself!!!!" Treeflower angrily yells: "TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!" Daggett defiantly says: "Too BAD!!!! I'm not TAKING it BACK!!!! Someone here has to stand up to your WHINING and COMPLAINING; you HYPOCRITE!!!!" Treeflower yells: "WHAT?!!!" Dagget sarcastically says: "Oh, I'm sorry; does the truth HURT?!!! Good! I WANT it to hurt!!!! It's high time you realized how many people are VIEWING you; and NEWSFLASH; they are NOT saying positive THINGS about you!!!! Just ask a random sample of our panel!" Roger Plotz says: "If everyone KNEW of your nature WAY back in the beginning of Total Cartoon Island like they do now; you would've been the FIRST contestant voted off!!!!" Helga says: "There's this new thing called Anger Management and Therapy, you might want to TRY it sometime!" Chuckie says: "Honestly, your popularity was in the TOILET when you got eliminated!" And Doug Funny claps in approval! Chuckie says: "See? Even Mr. I-Only-Have-One-Line-This-Season agrees with me!" Phoebe says: "Surely! The amount of anger you have displayed against Marlene is NOT fairly proportional to the amount of any actual 'harm,' IF any, Marlene put upon you." Bunny says: "I just don't know why you can't just let it go." Jimmy Neutron says: "I wasn't even THERE this time! Nobody RIGGED you off, Treeflower!" Patty says: "All the Boom Vets wanted you off!" Norbert admits: "That IS pretty true, I HAVE seen all the episodes, they WERE pretty mad at you...but of course, I'm not upset! You didn't make ME mad at you!" Daggett says: "Suck-up!" Treeflower yells: "DAGGETT!!!!" Daggett protests: "Well, he IS!!!!" Rancid says: "That's the first time I've EVER seen Daggett be right about anything!" Rhonda says: "Statistically speaking; he HAD to be right about something SOMEDAY!!!!" Treeflower yells: "WHY, I OUGHT to--!" Norbert puts her fist down and says: "Let her go! She is SO not worth it!" Treeflower calms down, and calmly says: "Oh, all right." Norbert says: "And now that we've got THAT out of the way; it's time to reveal the subjects of this edition of the Performance Review!" And above them; a TV monitor shows profile pictures of the contestants who have been eliminated in the past six episodes! Norbert says: "Sandy Cheeks!"

Treeflower says: "My PERSONAL favorite; Skipper!" Daggett says: "My PERSONAL favorite; Treeflower!" Treeflower yells: "I'm not GETTING interviewed!" Daggett says: "Except by a therapist for your impending lobotomy!!!!" Treeflower yells: "WHAT?!!!" Daggett says: "You'll NEED a lobotomy just to remove the BRAIN tumor growing INSIDE you due to all your HATE!!!!" Treeflower SCREAMS: "I do NOT have A--OWWW!!!!!!!!" And Treeflower falls on the ground, whimpering in PAIN!!!!!!!! Norbert screams: "WANDA!!!!!!!!" Wanda poofs in and says: "What is it?!" Norbert says: "We have an EMERGENCY, STAT!!!! What is WRONG with her?!!!" Wanda says: "Hold on, let me see!" And Wanda poofs an X-ray over her, and looking at her brain, she says: "EWWW!!!!" Norbert asks: "What is it?! She has a BRAIN tumor the size of a GRAPEFRUIT; caused by EXCESS, unhealthy, unwarranted, misplaced HATE!!!!" Daggett says: "CALLED IT!!!!" Wanda screams: "DAGGETT!!!! Brain tumors are NOT funny!!!!" Daggett says: "Sorry!" Norbert says: "Wanda, take her to the hospital for a tumor removal, NOW!!!!" Daggett says: "And maybe a personality overload while you're at it!" Norbert shouts: "DAGGETT!!!!" Daggett protests: "WHAT?! I'm just SAYING!!!!" Treeflower weakly asks: "I'm still going to get paid; right?" Norbert sweetly says: "Every penny!" Treeflower says: "Good!" And Wanda poofs Treeflower away! Rhonda asks: "Is it just me, or did it just get a LOT quieter in here?" Norbert mourns: "Oh, TREEFLOWER!!!! Why did this HAVE to happen?! No sooner do we get back together, than fate decides to take you away from me!" Daggett says: "She was BEING super rude and ANNOYING to everybody! Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to you?!" Norbert says: "Only if it affects ME in a negative way, but it hasn't! So I suggest sticking to your job!" Daggett says: "You mean we're GOING to stay here?!" Norbert sighs and says: "We HAVE to; we agreed to it in our contracts." Daggett pouts and says: "Stupid, spooty, contracts!" Norbert asks: "Now where were we? Oh, yes! Patrick Star!" Daggett says: "And last but not least, the STAR interviewer of this edition of Performance Review; Lil Deville!" Norbert says: "In a special segment of which we have decided to call, Deville Inside!!!!" Daggett says: "First off, we just want to update that Cosmo and Wanda have STILL not found Blue Arrow and Judy Funny!" Cosmo says: "I'm calling it off! If we can't find them by now; they don't WANT to be found!" Norbert says: "Fine! Just replace them with ME and Treeflower in the Show Open instead! It will justify Treeflower's star status more!" Daggett shouts: "Norbert!!!!" Norbert protests: "Well, it WILL!" Daggett says: "So, our first interviewer will be someone else."

Norbert says: "Namely, Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants!!!!" And the audience cheers and claps as clips from Sandy's performance is seen! Norbert says: "Coming in hot after a 2nd place showing last season, Sandy was determined to put in ANOTHER solid season of dominating challenges!" Daggett says: "But that was not to be!" Norbert says: "Mainly, because a lobster named Larry had OTHER ideas!" Daggett says: "I was surprised to find out that SANDY was actually in the wrong; when it was revealed that SHE was the one who actually HURT Larry's feelings; not the other way around!" Norbert says: "So was I; and when Larry revealed this fact to Sandy, he also revealed he KNEW of why Ren was throwing challenges; all because of Stimpy." Daggett says: "In order to keep Stimpy and Spongebob safe, Sandy decided to take the fall on their behalf." Norbert says: "A good move, karma wise, but not a good move, game wise." Daggett says: "Shortly after our last Performance Review, Larry CASHED in Sandy's favor!" Norbert says: "In order for Larry to keep his end of the bargain, Sandy had to keep HER end of the bargain, by THROWING a challenge and making the Boom Vets lose!" Daggett says: "Because the other Boom Vets thought that Sandy had lost HER game; they decided to lose her, as the majority of them voted her OFF of the game!" And the clips of Sandy's performance ends. Norbert says: "And now, she may be a squirrel, but she's found a home living underwater! Fresh from the movie Sponge Out of Water; here's Sandy Cheeks!" And the audience claps and cheers as Sandy makes her way onto the set. Sandy sits down and says: "That thing with Treeflower? That was NUTS!!!! I don't think I've EVER heard an incident of someone getting a brain tumor just because they hated someone!" Norbert sighs and says: "I did WARN Treeflower that excess hate was NEVER good for a good, long, healthy life! But it's sometimes HARD to stop hate, especially if that hate concerns Treeflower vs. Marlene." Sandy says: "Well, from what I know, my vote-off wasn't unanimous. At least SOMEBODY threw a vote Treeflower's way; even then, there was dissent rising against her." Daggett says: "See Norbert? Sandy agrees with me!" Norbert says: "Stating a fact doesn't mean she agrees with anybody!" Sandy says: "Look, Treeflower wasn't the nicest girl on our team, but NOBODY wished she would get a BRAIN tumor; unless you count Angelica Pickles, she might have!" Chuckie says: "Actually, I'm not too sure about that." Sandy asks: "Why is that?" Chuckie says: "We've watched the episodes that came after YOU got eliminated, and in the most recent ones, Angelica actually seemed, almost human!"

Sandy gasps: "You're kidding!" Norbert says: "Actually Sandy, he is not. And we have an interviewer who can testify to that fact; Lil Deville!" Sandy asks: "She got eliminated AGAIN?!" Daggett says: "Technically, she quit THIS time. She didn't want to see Stimpy get voted off." Sandy says: "Than I don't blame her for that." Norbert says: "But you'll never BELIEVE the development that happened between Stimpy, Ren, and Lil!" Sandy asks: "What do you mean?" Ren says: "I can tell her! In the sci-fi action movie challenge, Stimpy told me that he loved me!" Sandy gasps: "Wow! He admitted it?!" Jimmy says: "We all heard him, everyone heard him!" Norbert says: "But he loves Lil to!" Daggett says: "And amazingly, Stimpy's parents APPROVE of this love relationship, and for good reason!" Sandy asks: "Why is that?" Norbert says: "We don't want to spoil TOO many surprises! Can we finish up this interview first?" Sandy answers: "Sure. What else did you want to ask of me?" Norbert says: "Well, you THREW a challenge for Larry on the behalf of the safety of Stimpy and Spongebob. Now, nobody technically FORCED you to do it, so why did you do it?" Sandy answers: "It was the right thing to do. I messed up Ren's game by telling him to focus on Stimpy. Sorry, REN!!!! I didn't know you took things literally!" Ren says: "It's all right! I forgive you!" Norbert says: "You're not the ONLY contestant representing Spongebob Squarepants to be eliminated; Patrick is here to!" Sandy asks: "Really?! How BADLY did HE blow it?!" Daggett answers: "Surprisingly, he didn't!" Norbert says: "I don't think you knew this before, but your old nemesis, General Barracuda, was actually working behind the SCENES of this season!!!!" Sandy gasps: "So Patrick WAS right! I should've known that HE was the reason Angelica got back in the game! He was probably ALSO the reason Lil found and exploited that loophole in order to get back in the game!" Norbert says: "But she'll confirm it later! But Sandy, General Barracuda put BRAIN coral on Patrick; it made him all smart and smug!!!!" Sandy says: "So Larry WAS telling the truth about THAT, as well!" Norbert says: "Thankfully, Larry, Pearl, and Craig managed to get Patrick OUT of working for General Barracuda, long story short!" Sandy says: "But the brain coral should've HELPED Patrick win challenges, not eliminate him!" Daggett says: "Statistically speaking, you'd think so." Norbert says: "But that's NOT what actually happened!" Sandy asks: "Well, what DID happen?!" Norbert says: "I'm afraid we can't answer that right now; it shall be revealed at the PROPER time!"

Sandy sighs and says: "Oh, all right." Daggett says: "So will you kindly take a seat? We need to get to our next interviewer." Norbert shouts: "Daggett!!!!" Daggett yells: "Well, we DO!!!!" And Sandy decides to take a seat with the rest of the voted off season two contestants, and clips of Skipper's performance starts playing! Norbert says: "He was an International Penguin of spy tricks and master combat skills!" Daggett says: "He's traveled the globe; been on espionage missions; and tangled with the nefarious Dr. Blowhole!" Norbert says: "To Skipper, winning Total Cartoon Action would be just another penguin feather in his cap!" Daggett says: "Unfortunately, Skipper learned that the tricks of the spy trade do NOT neccessarily translate to game show challenges!" Norbert says: "In the Alfred Hitchcock movie challenge; Skipper's instinct to sabotage the enemy, is what ultimately did him in!" Daggett says: "Without realizing it, Skipper BROKE the rules!" Norbert says: "And earned himself a one way ticket to elimination town!" And the performance clips of Skipper end. Norbert says: "And now, the head penguin leader of an elite command force of penguins!" Daggett says: "And the star of The Penguins of Madagascar!" Norbert says: "Here's Skipper!!" And Skipper comes walking in and waving his penguin flippers, to loud cheers from the audience. Skipper says: "Thank you, thank you so much! I'll be here all day! Literally! I have to be here all day! It's in my contract!" Norbert says: "Skipper! It's really COOL to talk with you!" Skipper says: "I imagine so!" Daggett says: "So, you consider yourself a cool, expert spy master, do you not?" Skipper says: "I certainly know my way through a booby-trapped maze if that's what your asking!" Norbert says: "Than you won't mind answering a few questions!" Daggett says: "Hold IT!!!! JUST answer some questions?!" Norbert asks: "What's WRONG, Daggett?" Daggett says: "People AREN'T going to PAY just to see former contestants ANSWER questions; we need to spice it UP!!!!" Norbert asks: "So, what do you want ME to do about it?" Daggett says: "You don't have to do anything! I've come up with a brand new segment I like to call, Truth or HAMMER!!!!" And a sequence of the Statue Of Justice appears, but it gets SMASHED by a wooden hammer! Norbert seriously asks: "You SERIOUSLY came up with your OWN segment?!" Daggett defiantly says: "Okay, I BORROWED it, Mr. Nosy!!!! But tell me; your idea for spicing things up is WHERE?!!!" Norbert says: "Well, if I HAD Treeflower WITH me..." Daggett says: "Well, the fact is, you don't! So until you come up with a better idea, I suggest you leave the spicing up of things to me!"

Skipper says: "It's okay, Norbert! I'm game!" Norbert sighs and says: "All right. As long as YOU are all right with it, I suppose it's okay!" Daggett says: "Here's how the game works; we'll ask you questions, and it's your job to tell the truth! Be careful though, cause if you lie; a giant wooden hammer will SWOOP down from out of nowhere and knock you CLEAR to Winnemucca, Nevada!" Bunny says: "That's like, out in the middle of nowhere!" Norbert says: "At least it's somewhere!" Aang sarcastically says: "Yeah, like a truck stop for hungry, TIRED truckers who have dreams about their past lives!!!!" Phoebe says: "Interesting, and where did YOU get this information?" Aang says: "I know a guy who knows a guy who talked about people staying the night at Winnemucca, Nevada. Apparently, it's a hot spot for people to have visions of their past lives, there." Norbert says: "Getting back on subject, I'd advise you to tell the truth." Skipper says: "Well, if Dr. Blowhole couldn't get me, I doubt the hammer can!" Daggett asks: "Question one; where did the game ALL go wrong for you?" Skipper answers: "Probably about the time I REFUSED General Barracuda's offer to join up in an illegal alliance with him!" Daggett EXPECTS the hammer, but nothing happens! Daggett asks: "WHAT?! Seriously?!!!" Wanda suddenly poofs back in the room and says: "I'm back!" Norbert asks: "Where is she?! My Treeflower; how is she doing?!" Wanda answers: "She's at UCLA in Los Angeles, and the doctors say the brain tumor removal is a complete success, but she'll need to stay at the hospital for two weeks in order to recover!" Norbert sighs and says: "Two weeks without my BELOVED?!!! I don't know if I can make it!" Wanda says: "Also, Cosmo and I just recently found previously UNSEEN footage of General Barracuda trying to make an illegal alliance with Skipper BEFORE he tried to make an illegal alliance with Patrick!" Norbert excitedly says: "All right, play it!!!!" And Wanda plays the clip! On the clip, General Barracuda says: "Listen up, Skipper. I've got an offer you CAN'T refuse! I'll help you man up and win this thing, and YOU split the prize money with me, 50-50! What do you SAY, partner?!" Skipper immediately GRABS General Barracuda's fin, and HURLS him with tremendous force towards a wall covered by FILLED garbage bags! And one of the show interns, Sven Hoek, SEES this, and looks GREATLY concerned!!!! Skipper says: "Oh, NO!!!! General Barracuda, I don't THINK so!!!!" And the clip ends!!!! Norbert says: "Wow!!!! Talk about your scheming, sneaky, masterminds!" Daggett says: "And did you SEE the look on Sven Hoek's FACE?!!! He looks TOTALLY freaked out, like Skipper will attack HIM next!!!!" Skipper says: "Don't WORRY about it; I would NEVER hurt that guy!!!!" Than Skipper has to QUICKLY dodge out of the way as the giant hammer tries to swing at him and hit him, but it misses him! Skipper says: "Okay, maybe I'd hurt him a LITTLE if I had good reason to!" And Sven Hoek HAPPENS to be onstage, and he once again looks WORRIED by this admission! Norbert says: "We have to take a break for some commercial messages!" Daggett says: "But don't change that channel! When we come back; we have an interview with Patrick Star; and our STAR interviewer of the day, Lil Deville!" Norbert says: "Stay tuned for all the EXCITING drama, coming up!!!!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercial break, the show opens back up on Norbert and Daggett! Norbert says: "Welcome back to the Performance Review! I'm still Norbert!" Daggett says: "And obviously, I'm still Daggett!" Norbert says: "Unfortunately, Treeflower can't be HERE with us, as she's recovering in the hospital from her recent brain tumor operation." And the in-house audience goes: "AHHH!" Daggett asks: "Why are you, 'ahhhing?' All Treeflower would've done is spend six HOURS moaning and complaining over how Marlene WRONGFULLY eliminated her; when we all KNOW it was Treeflower's own fault! Maybe some time in the hospital will put Treeflower's personality into a little perspective!" Norbert sternly says: "Daggett! That is TOTALLY not a cool, nice thing to say!" Daggett says: "I don't care, it's the truth!" Aang cheers: "YES!!!! Go for the TRUTH!!!! The TRUTH on how SORRY people are going to feel as I make MY triumphant come-back!!!!" Sandy asks: "Should WE be worried about this?" Norbert says: "Only if he suddenly sprouts a THIRD dimension to him; which I highly doubt!" Aang yells: "Was that a CRACK at that actor KNOCK-OFF?! I was TOLD he would CAPTURE my essence PERFECTLY!" Norbert says: "MAYBE we should worry a little." Daggett sarcastically asks: "You THINK?!!!!" And Aang ANGRILY fires some fire-bending FLAMES at Daggett, which Daggett narrowly avoids! Norbert shouts: "Aang, you COME down and CALM down right now!!!!" Aang angrily says: "NO!!!! You do not COMMAND me; NOBODY COMMANDS ME!!!! I am the all-powerful, all-important Avatar, and NOBODY MAKES fun of ME!!!! You thought it would be funny to make FUN of me as a hero?!!! How would you like to cower in TERROR running from a VILLAIN?!!!" Norbert asks: "Are you talking about Master Coelaceanth?" Aang unexpectedly powers down, calms down, and slyly says: "Of course, why do you ask?" Norbert says: "Only because his presence seems to bring out the worst in people." Aang shrugs and says: "Than I GUESS he must be hiding nearby. As you all know, I have absolutely NOTHING to hide! I AM the Avatar after all; I only use my power for good and HELPFUL ends!" Daggett says: "Let's hope so!" Norbert says: "Now, like I was SAYING before I was so RUDELY interrupted by MY brother--." Daggett protests: "I didn't interrupt you; AANG did!" Norbert says: "Don't correct me!" But Norbert slyly whispers: "And don't tick off AANG any further! He nearly went BALLISTIC against Fire Lord Ozai in that last episode of his, and Ozai didn't even MAKE fun of him! Better to keep your head down than get it BLOWN off!" Daggett says: "I see your point." Norbert says: "In any case, our next contestant is Patrick Star!!!!"

And the audience cheers as a bunch of clips of Patrick's performance from this season is played on the T.V. monitor. Norbert says: "I'd say that one of the most IMPROVED contestants returning from season one playing in season two would have to be Patrick Star!" Daggett says: "He certainly improved his game a lot!" Norbert says: "Wowing with unseen athletic abilities, Patrick was certainly going to do well this season!" Daggett says: "But unfortunately for him; a deranged Barracuda got in the way of that!" Norbert says: "It wasn't until recently we found out that General Barracuda was all doing this in an ELABORATE plan to protect his son and daughter!!!!" Sandy gasps and asks: "He has a SON and DAUGHTER?!!!" Daggett answers: "Wait until you hear the shocker of who they are!" Norbert says: "They are Craig Mammalton and Pearl!!!!" Everyone gasps: "WHAT?!!!" Norbert laughs and says: "I tell you, that gasp revealing NEVER gets old!" Daggett says: "Although to be fair, Patrick didn't know that when General Barracuda forced him into an illegal alliance!" Norbert says: "And even WHEN Patrick was a part of said alliance, he STILL fought off against General Barracuda's orders!" Daggett says: "Eventually, Patrick FORCED General Barracuda's hands, into placing brain coral on him!" Norbert says: "With the brain coral, General Barracuda figured he would be able to control Patrick more effectively, and that he would be more useful!" Daggett says: "But Larry proved to be the start of General Barracuda's undoing!!" Norbert says: "Larry roped in Patrick and Pearl into his alliance, once he saved them from General Barracuda, and revealed to Horatio that Larry had proof of Horatio's evil deeds!" Daggett says: "Once Larry did that, Horatio had no choice but to relinquish his control of Patrick!" Norbert says: "But General Barracuda was NOT one to give up so easily!!" Daggett says: "When Patrick over-heard a plan of how General Barracuda PLANNED to take Spongebob and his friends down, Patrick KNEW that he had to STOP Horatio!!!!" Norbert says: "After inexplicably hit by lightning, thanks to a WISH from Angelica, Patrick not only regained control of his attitude, but figured out HOW to stop General Barracuda!" Daggett says: "Patrick cut the power, than while the lights were out; reprogrammed all the voting devices to vote off General Barracuda!" Norbert says: "And with General Barracuda exposed to everyone; Patrick decided to quit the game, in order to better protect Pearl and his friends from any remaining plans that General Barracuda might have had!" And the clips showing Patrick's performance ends. Norbert says: "And coming out of Bikini Bottom, he may live under a rock, but you won't hear any complaints about that!" Daggett says: "His intelligence and emotional range can vary, but with the exception of some VERY badly written, what I can only ASSUME are non-canon episodes, Patrick's loyalty to his friends has never wavered or faded!" Norbert says: "From Spongebob Squarepants and Sponge Out of Water, here is Patrick Star!" And everyone claps and cheers as Patrick comes on stage! Norbert says: "Welcome to the Performance Review!" Patrick says: "I'm very glad to be here!" Norbert says: "I have to ask you a question; is General Barracuda really AS strong as he says he is?" Patrick says: "No question about it; General Barracuda is about as tough as they come! The only two I know of who have managed to physically over-power him are Sandy and Larry!" Daggett says: "Speaking of, I'm surprised that Larry is actually still IN the game!"

 

Norbert says: "And not only that, but he seems to have undergone a character transformation; and not an overnight one, either!" Patrick asks: "Really?" Norbert answers: "Yes, but we'll get to that later." Daggett says: "It must have been HARD to commit evil acts under General Barracuda's order; even if you were doing it to protect your friends." Patrick sighs and says: "No question about it. But by far, the worst thing I did, was trying to set it up so that Ren and Stimpy would get broken apart!" Ren gasps in shock. Patrick says: "I'm sorry, Ren; I know what I did was WRONG!!!!" Daggett apathetically says: "And yet you did it anyways! I think that's pretty jerky!" Norbert angrily says: "I think some people would consider YOU a jerk for saying such a thing! That's just an opinion, not a fact!" Daggett snidely says: "Well then, why don't we distinguish the facts FROM the opinions? With a little new game segment that I like to CALL; Truth or Anvil!!!!" And a sequence of the statue of justice is seen, until it gets SMASHED with an Anvil! Worringly, Norbert asks: "DAGGETT; it's supposed to be Truth or Hammer, what happened to the Hammer?!" Daggett says: "I got a call from Fondue! He LOVED the Hammer, but he said that it was not enough; he wanted MORE!!!!" Norbert disgustedly says: "Quite frankly, I am APALLED by your lack of decency and feelings for others!" Daggett excitedly says: "Who cares?! This equals ratings gold!" Patrick suddenly notices a giant ANVIL hanging over him and says: "Why is that hanging over me?!" Norbert sighs and bored, says: "I can only guess that you'll have to play a STUPID game where Daggett will ask you STUPID questions, all of which you'll HAVE to answer truthfully, or possibly get hit by that anvil if you lie; which quite frankly, I don't find amusing!" Daggett says: "How can you NOT find it amusing?! One wrong answer, and Pearl's boyfriend goes SPLAT!!!! You have to admit; that makes for AWESOME television!" Norbert sternly says: "Daggett; I FORBID for this game show to go on as you WANT!!!!" Wanda appears and says: "Norbert! Your contract!!!!" Norbert looks at it, sighs and says: "But I am forcibly BOUND to watch this spectacle take place. I'll watch it, but I won't like it!" Daggett says: "Awesome! Patrick, did you think you were being a rude, mean, EVIL jerk when you sabotaged the Boom Vets car AND Ren Hoek's dance routine?!" Norbert says: "Patrick, don't answer that!" Sandy asks: "That was YOU?!" Patrick says: "I'm surprised that nobody noticed me!" Daggett, impatient, says: "Answer the question!" Norbert sternly says: "Don't answer it!" Daggett angrily says: "Norbert, stay out of this!" Norbert angrily says: "MAKE me!" Patrick says: "I wasn't feeling evil OR jerky doing those things! I was just feeling GUILTY that I was being FORCED to do acts against my will because of General Barracuda!" Daggett looks up at the anvil, but it doesn't drop. Daggett turns to Norbert, and Daggett says: "SEE?!" Norbert angrily, and sarcastically says: "Just keep pushing your luck, brother! That will get you far!" Daggett says: "It will in show business!" Norbert says: "Which you seem to have grown too fond OF!!!!" Daggett asks: "What's that supposed to mean?!" Norbert says: "Only that I think that all this fame has gone to your head! You've become Captain Hollywood!" Daggett scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! Treeflower is TWICE the Captain Hollywood I could EVER be!" Rhonda claps her hands and says: "You said it! Compared to her, I look like a saint!" Patrick says: "I really thought it was over for me when General Barracuda FORCED the Brain Coral onto my head; but Larry came and helped me. Admittedly, he did it so Pearl and I would be in an alliance. But after he made that deal with Sandy, I think he actually began to change. And it felt really GOOD to me not to have to lie to Pearl anymore!" And the audience goes: "AHHH!!!!" at that statement. Daggett says: "SEE?! I can generate 'ahhhs' to!"

Norbert says: "Only due to the situation of the question!" Daggett says: "Irrelevant!" Patrick says: "So, am I done now?" Daggett says: "Not yet! I have a SURPRISE for Patrick!" Norbert asks: "A surprise?!" Daggett answers: "That's right! One of Patrick's idols and long-time heroes, he has the power of sulfur vision and rides in an Invisible Boat-mobile! From Bikini Bottom, it's BARNACLE BOY!!!!" And Barnacle Boy walks onstage and says: "Hey everyone, how's it going?!" Patrick asks: "Hey!!!! Where's Mermaid Man?" Barnacle Boy answers: "Mermaid Man said he found the location of the Fountain of Youth! He's going to go find it, and when he comes back, he's going to sound like Adam West! You know, like he did when he was young?" Aang says: "Unneccessary PLOT convenience!!!!" Norbert says: "We weren't even TALKING to you! And why is Barnacle Boy here, anyways?!" Daggett slyly says: "I want to SEE his reaction when I play this NEVER before seen confession of Patrick, confessing how he REALLY feels about the people on his team!" Norbert asks: "What are you talking about?" Daggett excitedly says: "You'll see!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Do I feel like I need friends? Like friends are useful to me? That friends are anything more than just a tool I can use to help get to the top? Heck, no!!!!" (End Confessional) Barnacle Boy is suddenly seen holding a tomato, and he looks VERY unhappy! Daggett asks: "So, why did you SAY that Patrick? Is it because you really ARE a jerk? Because you are really MEAN?! Why else would you say such things about your friends?!" Norbert angrily shouts: "THAT'S ENOUGH! Daggett, I FORBID you to ask any more questions on Patrick's character!" Wanda appears and says: "STOP!!!! Roll the REST of the clip!" And everyone gives Daggett a dirty look! Daggett tries to look unsure and asks: "Rest of the clip what? I'm sure I have NO idea..." And Barnacle Boy THROWS a tomato at Daggett, hitting him RIGHT in the pie hole! Barnacle Boy says: "And there's more tomatoes where THAT came from, Daggett!!!!" Daggett nervously says: "All right, all RIGHT!!!! Roll the rest of the clip! Sheesh! It's going to take FOREVER to get this juice out of my fur!" (Confessional) General Barracuda is SEEN angrily looking at Patrick, as Patrick asks: "Do I REALLY need to say; do I feel like I need friends? Like friends are useful to me? Like friends are more than just a tool I can use to help get to the top? And do I really NEED to say Heck no?!!!" And General Barracuda GROWLS at him angrily, indicating his answer! (End Confessional) Norbert ANGRILY looks at Dagget, who's getting brushed up and prettied by the Fairy Godparents. Daggett says: "You Fairies SURE come in handy when I have a BEAUTY emergency!!!!" Than he notices Norbert's dirty look, and asks: "WHAT?!!!" Norbert angrily says: "Don't 'what' ME; mister! That wasn't NICE, what you did to Patrick, you know!" Daggett asks: "But did you see the LOOK on everyone's face when they thought Patrick was a BIG, FAT, MEANIE?! Talk about IRONY!! You know, because Patrick called Mrs. Puff a Big, Fat, Meanie, one time?!" Norbert disgustedly says: "You're being a Machiavellian!" Daggett says: "THANK YOU!!!!" Norbert says: "That WASN'T a compliment!" Aang says: "I bet to some people, they think it is!" Norbert says: "If I WANT your opinion, I'll ask it!" Aang bored says: "I'd blast you right now, but you're not worth the effort it would take to lift my fingers. Besides, I DO have an image to maintain!" Norbert decides to ignore him, and asks: "Because of General Barracuda's interference, you HAD to quit the game. Are there any regrets you have as to not being in the game anymore?" Patrick says: "Well, I WAS working on my cooking skills. If I had stayed in the game, I could've wowed everyone with my delicious home-made sandwiches. I even made some for everyone! Wanda, bring them out!!!!"

And Wanda poofs up a healthy amount of Patrick's pre-made, delicious sea-chicken sandwiches! Aang looks at it and says: "I'm NOT going to eat that!!" Jimmy says: "Why not?! It's nutritionally sound and has basic vitamins and minerals!" Aang says: "As the ALL-powerful, all important Avatar, I have a STRICT diet regiment, and I must--." Helga says: "Oh, shut up and eat a sandwich!!!!" And she shoves a sandwich into Aang's mouth, and he PROMPTLY spits it out!!!! Ren says: "Come ON, Aang! It's JUST mayonnaisse!" Patty says: "Hey! That's also my LAST name!" Aang angrily says: "JUST mayonnaise?!!! I GAINED ten ounces JUST by touching it!!!!" Then Aang smells something and says: "WAIT!!!! Is that celery, with bacon bits, and sweet sauce, and lettuce folded into the shape of A's just the way I like THEM?!!!" And Aang GREEDILY dives into the sandwiches! (Confessional) Aang is stuffing his mouth with Patrick's sandwichs and says: "Wonderful, glorious, DELICIOUS, sandwiches, where have you BEEN all my life?!!!" (End Confessional) Norbert says: "They are delicious, but it feels like there's ANOTHER ingredient! Tell me, what's the secret to the success?" Patrick says: "Come on!!!! I don't have any--" But Patrick notices the rope HOLDING the anvil is coming loose, and he jumps out of the way JUST in time to avoid it! Daggett chuckles: "AWESOME!!!!" Patrick says: "Paprika!! The secret ingredient is paprika!" And even Barnacle Boy is enjoying the sandwiches! Norbert says: "These are REALLY delicious, Daggett! You ought to try some!" Daggett says: "None for me, please! You know what they say about sandwiches; a moment on the lips but a LIFETIME on the hips!!!!" Norbert angrily looks at Daggett, and Daggett SUDDENLY realizes he just said the VERY wrong thing!!!! Norbert angrily says: "THAT DOES IT!!!!" And Norbert starts wrestling with Daggett, and tries to put a sandwich into his mouth! Norbert says: "Are you calling ME fat?!!! You are GOING to eat a sandwich and YOU are going to like it!!!!" Wanda nervously says: "Quickly, let's check in on Treeflower's progress and when we come back, the fight will be over!" Wanda poofs out of there, and poofs into a recuperative room at UCLA, where Treeflower is bandaged around her head, and currently in bed. Wanda says: "Treeflower?" Treeflower weakly says: "Yes?" Wanda asks: "Are you feeling better?" Treeflower says: "Well, you know what they say; any day that you wake up and you're still alive, is probably a good one. And Wanda?" Wanda asks: "Yes?" Treeflower weakly says: "If you see Marlene, tell her that I'm sorry; I over-reacted against her. I have a hard time controlling my temper. I'll work on it as soon as I get better."

Wanda says: "That's good to know! I've got to get BACK to the studio!" And Wanda poofs OUT of UCLA, and back to the Studio! Norbert says: "Come on, DAGGETT!!!! Get it IN there!!!!" Norbert FINALLY gets the sandwich into Daggett's mouth, and Daggett swallows it! Daggett cries: "Oh, my glorious SVELTE body!!!! Now I'll NEVER get on the cover of Time! I...oh, sweet NUTS!!!! Those ARE delicious!!!! Give me!!!!" And Daggett starts to greedily scarf down on sandwiches. Norbert says: "While my BROTHER continues acting more like a PIG than a Beaver, I'm going to continue, and introduce our star interviewer for the day, Lil Deville!" Barnacle Boy asks: "Do you need me to throw another tomato?" Norbert looks at Daggett and says: "Possibly, but I'll let you know if I do." Norbert continues and says: "She may have gotten eliminated once, but that didn't stop her from coming back!" Daggett finally finishes and says: "Oh, that WAS nuts!!!!" Norbert sarcastically says: "Don't you want to go back for seconds?!" Daggett, missing the sarcasm, says: "Nope! BURP!!!! Couldn't eat another bite!" Disgusted, but unwilling to take it any further, clips of Lil Deville begin playing. Norbert says: "Everyone knows that a time spent with Lil is a time filled with THRILLS and CHILLS!" Daggett says: "And sometimes, SPILLS!!!!" Norbert says: "She was Stimpy's main love interest, and always kept things interesting." Daggett says: "In more ways than one!" Norbert says: "She has proved versatile in accents, and able to adapt to many situations!" Daggett says: "But when she got transferred to the Network Noobs, it looked like she wouldn't last long. Norbert says: "Lil's acting performance SOURED with the Network Noobs, and she got voted off." Daggett says: "But by exploiting a loophole, she was able to come BACK!" Norbert says: "Because MARLON Hoek got eliminated from the game, it allowed Lil Deville to come back on the game as a Boom Vet!" Daggett says: "Unfortunately, Lil's return caused friction between Ren and Stimpy!" Norbert says: "In Lil's defense, she was unaware of the fact that General Barracuda was USING her as a wedge to try to break up Ren and Stimpy!" Ren gasps and says: "That's DESPICABLE!!!!" Aang says: "Tell me about it! Tricking Stimpy to kiss someone else would've been MUCH simpler!!!!" Norbert shouts: "AANG!!!!" Aang protests: "Well, it WOULD have!" Daggett slyly says: "Listen to Aang! It's too bad he's NOT on the show! With that MIND of his; AND his incredible powers, he could SURELY combine them, and become an UNSTOPPABLE force of pure, unadulterated REVENGE against EVERYONE who made fun of his live-action movie!!!!" Norbert shouts: "Daggett; I'll THANK you to STOP putting ideas into Aang's head!!!!" Aang asks: "What ideas? Like I said, I have ABSOLUTELY nothing to hide. Judge me for ALL the things I've done to PROTECT the world! Or are you going to blame me for a crime that doesn't even exist?" Norbert says: "Go ahead and talk in riddles; we're focusing on ACTUAL contestants in this season!" Aang whispers: "And who said you weren't DEALING with one?!" Norbert says: "In any case, what could've been a tradegy, instead evolved into something else." Daggett says: "Stimpy's love knew no bounds. He loved BOTH Ren and Lil Deville equally and importantly!" Norbert says: "Because of that love, Stimpy, with the help of General Barracuda's concoction, produced for Stimpy, both a brand new bushy tail; and TWO real children; Ricky and Stimpy Jr.!!!!" And the T.V. Monitor shows Lil back-stage, tending to the two kids. Norbert asks: "Lil Deville?" Lil says: "Yes?" Norbert says: "We want to talk with you about your time on Total Cartoon Action! Would you come out with the kids? We want to take a look at them!" Lil says: "Sure! I'll be out in a minute!" And the TV monitor goes blank. Norbert says: "And now, from the world of All Grown Up, she is one half of the Deville twins!" Daggett says: "And a very important part of the sundae that is Ren, Stimpy, and Lil!"

Norbert says: "Our star interviewer, Lil Deville!!!!" And everyone claps and cheers as Lil comes on stage, holding Ricky and Stimpy Jr., and everyone goes: "AHHH!!!!" at how cute they look. Rancid says: "I got to admit, even I like them, and I don't even care about the circumstances!" Lil says: "Ren, would you take care of these two while I take care of this interview?" Ren says: "Why are you asking me? I don't think I could POSSIBLY do a good job with children! I've never--." Lil says: "Nonsense, you'll do great!!!!" She puts them into Ren's arms, and everybody else FLINCHES as they expect the children to start bawling loudly!!!! But instead, they're happy and look peaceful! Jimmy Neutron says: "I don't believe it! They actually LOVE it that Ren is holding them!" Phoebe says: "They're not crying and bawling!" Sandy says: "They seem to love and accept Ren for who he really is!" Roger Plotz cries and says: "If babies can accept Ren for who he is, maybe we should ALL accept Ren for who he really is!" And nearly everyone else nods in agreement, but Aang picks up his cell phone and CALLS someone! Aang says: "Change of plans! No revenge on Treeflower's behalf! Now it's just PERSONAL!!!!" And Aang hangs up! Lil says: "So, what kind of fun do you have planned for ME tonight?!" Norbert sighs and says: "Well, if you call maybe being potentially CRUSHED by an anvil fun..." Daggett protests: "Don't TELL her!!!! You're no fun!" Norbert says: "And YOU'RE not being good! Lil, it's a game called Truth or Anvil. You need to answer truthfully, or an anvil will drop on you!" Lil says: "Well, I fancy myself a straight shooter, fire away!" Daggett asks: "Do you honestly consider yourself one of the primary reasons people watch this show?" Lil answers: "Well, it's hard to say. I know I have a pretty well built fan base, but I'm only one contestant! I don't consider myself any more important than anybody else!" Daggett expects the anvil to drop, but it doesn't! Daggett asks: "Seriously; no anvil?!" Norbert asks: "But you definitely brought an element of crazy to the show. Do you think the fans are going to miss you?" Lil answers: "Probably not TOO terribly! If they loved MY brand of crazyness, they can check out Invader Zim for their daily dose of crazy! I'm sure he can pick up the slack in my absence!!!!" Daggett once AGAIN expects the anvil to drop, but it doesn't! Daggett says: "COME ON!!!! Drop ALREADY!!!!" Norbert angrily says: "I've had just about enough that I can STAND of this!" Lil asks: "Say; did I show any of you this cool thing I can do with my eyelids?!" Daggett imitates a buzzer and says: "OOH!!! It looks like we ran out of time for interesting answers from you; and JUST when you were getting REALLY interesting to! Instead, let's take a look, at Ren's CRAZY amount of fan-mail he's received, since he's gotten kicked off the show!" And the two gorillas from "The Penguins of Madagascar," Bada and Bing; come wheeling in with an INSANE amount of fan-mail for Ren!!!! Helga asks: "WOW!!!! Where did Stimpy find the time to write all of THOSE?!!!" Ren says: "But he DIDN'T write them! Not ALL of them, anyways!" Daggett says: "But we've got time to answer ONE e-mail question! This one comes from GoGoBeaver1985. Here's what he asks; Dear Daggett; My Brother is being an UNUSUALLY annoying pain in the butt...blah, blah, blah, filler, filler, mindless filler, irritatitng, irritating, IRRITATING Captain Hollywood wannabe! He's frustrating me, and just generally being difficult. What should I do?" Lil says: "Well, NORBERT, if I were him..." Norbert asks: "What are you talking about?" Lil says: "I would tell GoGoBeaver that he needs to stand UP to his brother, tell him to STOP with his pushy, arrogant attitude; and then--!" Daggett says: "Now Lil, I'm sure my BROTHER wouldn't advocate VIOLENCE against anyone--."

Norbert says: "I already said it WASN'T me!!!!" And both Lil and Norbert NARROWLY jumps out of the way as the Anvil drops, but Norbert jumps right INTO Daggett's arms! Although the audience cheers, Norbert is CLEARLY not amused! Daggett says: "Awesome! That anvil TOTALLY aimed right for Lil!" Lil says: "Actually, I'm PRETTY sure the anvil was meant for Norbert!" Daggett says: "Unfortunately, we are out of time and don't HAVE time to do a full review. But right now, it looks like Stimpy is in 4th place, Haggis is in 3rd place, Rocko is in 2nd place, and Marlene is in 1st place. Tune in next time for another dramatic episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" And the audience loudly cheers, but when the lights dim, Norbert gets a STERN look and with no-nonsense, Norbert FIRMLY says: "Daggett, we NEED to HAVE a TALK; NOW!!!!" And he GRABS Daggett by his left ear and starts to drag him away, as Daggett says: "Ow, my ear! Ow, my ear! OW!!!! MY EAR!!!!" / The scene shifts back to Master Coelaceanth and he creepily says: "Looks like the plans my new apprentice put in is coming to fruition! Excellent! And to think that Aang is the one who made it all possible! Poor fool, you have NO idea what you're doing; and you have NO idea that once YOUR part in the story is done; I'm going to kill YOU anyways! I'm not letting you bask in your glory!"

Master Coelaceanth creepily says: "Yes, I owe it ALL to you, my little LAMB!!!!" And he begins to laugh cruelly and creepily, at heaven knows only WHAT his secret apprentice is planning! / Episode Notes: No sooner does Treeflower become a co-host with Norbert, than she gets sidelined by a brain tumor! The brain tumor is removed, but she must recuperate for two weeks! Thankfully, she tells Wanda that she is apologizing to Marlene. Daggett has seemed to have gotten a new Captain Hollywood persona, much to his brother's dismay. Tim Conway makes a guest appearance as Barnacle Boy, without Mermaid Man. The latter's absence is explained by an explanation in the episode. Aang has a lawsuit against Sniz and Fondue, which he is CONFIDANT he WILL win. In the last episode, Sniz and Fondue said that the secret apprentice would HAVE to get past their legal defense in order to get on the show! Could there be a connection? This marks the first time ANYONE has actively USED the Confessional during a Performance Review. Personal Notes: No personal notes for this episode, and no hints! You'll have to continue watching and discover for yourself! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[BenPaz]

My Life Story Episode 12

"ssj. How did you die of NOTHING?!" said Cookie. "I" started to turn into a more natural being. Something that resembled a mix between a Cthulu and a centaur.  John started to get a smile on his face. John and Cookie looked at each other for a second.  Then they started laughing. "My name is not 'I' it is actually ThePowerWithin. However just call me Makhmar or Mak, the guy who cares about the IWATG deleted scene way too much" "I" said. "Wait Mak, weren't you an SBM member."  Cookie said in confusion. "Well all the banned members were brought to a weird place in between the killings. The purgatory. The purgatory was where it was decided where each banned member would go" John said. "Well John where did the rest go?!" Cookie said with an emphasis. "Well Cookie, I was going to be one of the guys who died but I was saved due to a nice man who understood me" Mak explained. "Who saved you?"  "Well you know who saved me..."

"ssj saved me after he saw my potential" Mak said. "Jeff, let's kill this man" Cookie aimed at ssj with a fusion of confusion a little bit of anger. Cookie looked pissed that his all kind and very wise master didn't even bother to see a little bit of evil in this man. "ssj are you still alive" Cookie shouted. "Yes, Cookie I never actually died". "Why did you save him ssj?". "Well he was technically a SBC member who didn't get banned there. He had deserved another special shot of redeeming himself." Cookie started to ask John to join him. "John use your whine about god tier theme songs power. "NO Cookie. I will not use that power over something so weak." John shouted heroically. "Well John, have you forgotten i'm the God Damn Fire Lord. I can do whatever I want". Cookie used his avatar powers to once again slice ssj in half. ssj died from the attack and Cookie felt like he had changed but not for the better.

"I'm a monster what do I do now?" Cookie thought. While he was thinking of this a revolution was happening. The government had finally stepped into the Fire Nation problems. "Mak's dream was finally coming to fruition. His rebellion had taken full swing. "Mak, can I make an alliance with you?"  Cookie said. "WHAT? You expect me to make an alliance with YOU? On one condition, i'll let you form an alliance with me" Mak said. "What condition?" "That you help me find a copy of the deleted scene from 'I Was A Teenage Gary'". Cookie sighed and said "Sure i'll help you...ugh... on your quest to find the lost scene of I Was A Teenage Gary". Cookie de-leveled himself from his ultimate state and went back to the future. The world was in utter chaos. The Fire Nation had taken control of every government office left. Cats and Dogs living together. MASS HYSTERIA!

"Mak, what's the first step in finding the episode?". "The first step is going to LostMediaWiki" Mak said. "But Mak that site was taken down. All that's left are burnt library books and propaganda websites for the Fire Nation" Cookie answered in reply to the crazy statement Mak had made. "John are you still here?". No answer had come just dead silence. Mak answered "You know you killed him when that brief revolution happened." "Damn that revolution I need to get stronger" Cookie answered. "Give me a year or so. I'll come back stronger than ever."  Cookie shouted out to the world. "Cookie are you insane?! What kind of stupid idea is that. It sounds like something out of an anime!" Mak said. Cookie responded "Don't you understand Mak? That's exactly what I intended.

Season 1

FIN 

[4EverGreen]

I've been waiting for quite some time to submit another re-run, so for the first time, here is another episode of "Total Cartoon Action" in it's entirety, "Back on the Chain g-AANG!!!!" /

It's time for the most EARTH-shaking, shattering, EXCITING episode of "Total Cartoon Action" YET!! It may LITERALLY blow your MIND!!!! / Sniz is in the T.V. monitor room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we paid tribute to one of the greatest superhero forces of all time, the Power Rangers! The mission was simple; simply make sure that Terra Venture 2 got all the way to Planet Mirinoi. Easier said than done! A familiar evil wanted to thwart that goal, and her name was Trakeena! Thankfully, General Barracuda, now wanting to protect his son and daughter, decided to SHOW Trakeena, just how FAR he was willing to go in order to protect them! One minute, the Super Death Sun was threatening everybody, and then BOOM!!!! Both Trakeena and the Super Death Sun were no more! The Boom Vets lost the challenge, but before the Network Noobs could vote ONE of them off, Lil Deville made the VERY surprising announcement, that she was quitting the game, in order to save her friends. And thus, we said goodbye to her, and to Stimpy's children, Ricky and Stimpy Jr. as well. That was quite the dramatic episode last time."

The scene shifts to outside, and Sniz is in a fancy car. Sniz says: "And if you thought the LAST episode was dramatic; get ready, because this episode promises to be MORE dramatic than ANYTHING you have seen so far! The contestants are about to get all CHAINED up in what may be the most THRILLING plot development yet! It all happens right here on Total Cartoon Action!" Sniz puts the car into reverse, but it accidentally hits a LIGHT post! Sniz says: "AHHH, FRUITS!!!!" / "Back on the Chain g-AANG!!!!" / Rocko gets up from his sleep, and he goes to check on Stimpy, who is also just getting up. Rocko says: "Stimpy, are you still missing Lil and your kids?" Stimpy says: "Of course I am. I spent a good portion of my season with Lil. I wish my kids could still be here with me, but I know it wouldn't be fair of me to make them compete in challenges with me. It's not easy, but I know that Ren and Lil are taking good care of them." Rocko says: "Stimpy, we're kind of similar in the challenges we've been facing this season. First, I finally experienced my long-awaited growth spurt; and you, grew a bushy tail. And it looks fabulous!" Stimpy says: "Thank you!" Rocko says: "We've both also had our share of girl trouble. You were faced with the challenge of telling Lil the truth about who you loved, and I'm faced with my conflicting feelings about Reggie."

Stimpy asks: "Why are you conflicted about her?" Rocko says: "Well, I'm not exactly comfortable saying this, but I've got to tell somebody. Ever since that whole hotel spa lie thing; my mind has been trying to walk the line between being loyal to Reggie, and doing the right thing. My brain says not to be LOYAL to someone who has lied, but my heart tells me to support Reggie. It's a conflicting battle of the senses." Stimpy says: "Rocko, you've got to go with your heart." Rocko says: "Do you really think so?" Stimpy says: "You know Reggie would NEVER tell a malicious lie, and she certainly never meant to hurt you. Besides, showing you support her means you forgive her; that IS what good couples do for each other." Rocko says: "That's a very good point. I'm not saying I'd do anything wrong, because that would NEVER be my intention, but I would certainly like Reggie's support if things didn't go my way." Stimpy says: "As long as you go with your heart, you'll never be wrong in the end!" Rocko says: "That's some good advice, Stimpy." Stimpy sighs and says: "Better that SOMEBODY get some good use out of what I know before I'm eliminated." Rocko asks: "Why would you think you're in danger of getting eliminated?"

Stimpy says: "Statistics! I have had a CONSISTENTLY high profile around here! Every time I try to lay low, I somehow always managed to get involved in the bigger plot around here! Not only that, but my best friend, my girlfriend, and my two kids are now not with me anymore! The only person I have any real ties to is Haggis; but even he may not want to keep me around for much longer!" Rocko says: "But you're well liked." Stimpy says: "And I won the GAME last season! I tried to tell myself I had a chance, but the truth is evident. I'm certainly not going to last much longer; with the team merge inching ever closer, and my prospects of a relevant story being slim to none. Barring a RADICAL development, I'm probably the next target out of here!" (Confessional)

Stimpy says: "My list of reliable friends is very short, and I don't have much in the way of promises and offers that I can give anyone. I know Marlene is in my alliance, but she HAS a chance to win! I can't take that away from her! It would probably be easier just to let the game play out like it's supposed to; but Lil sacrificed herself for me! I have to at least TRY and stay for her! I'm just surprised that I've actually managed to stay relevant to the game for THIS long!" / Rocko says: "Stimpy's worried about being relevant. That's odd. Except for my involvement with Reggie, I haven't had much relevance to this season, either. Unless I'm being set up for a possible final three run. It certainly helps that I only made sixth place last season. I have a decent shot. But I'd sure hate to see Stimpy go. Nothing worse than the best of the best getting sent out of the game." (End Confessional) Angelica looks in the mirror, and is DELIGHTED to see that a new tooth has come in to replace the one she lost! Angelica says: "Emergency is over Otto; I have a new tooth! Now I won't be lisping a single thing that I say!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "What MIRACLES never cease!" Angelica says: "I'd thought you'd be happy! I KNOW you still have feelings for me!" Otto says: "Well those feelings don't involve love, and I'm NOT exactly the Goodwill Charity Store. In other words, this shop is CLOSED!!!!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "Otto's trying to close HIS shop to me?! Good luck with that! When it comes to boys, I know how to MAKE them want me; you just offer them whatever they want; and then not give it to them! I mean, I already LOST a tooth, so I've SUFFERED far too much already! How could anything POSSIBLY be worse?!" (End Confessional) Reggie is trying to open the door of the trailer, but it won't open! Reggie says: "Excuse me?! Isn't our trailer door normally supposed to open?!" Haggis says: "Maybe it's still upset about the hotel spa lie you told everyone!" Reggie says: "Which I have already PROFUSELY apologized to everyone for, EVEN Angelica!!!!" Angelica apathetically retorts: "Not that I care about it; it's just nice that for once, someone ELSE was in the wrong!" Rocko sarcastically says: "Oh sure; make snarky comments to Reggie who I am PRETTY sure still holds a GRUDGE against you; that will get you far!" Angelica, missing the point, asks: "And that concerns me, WHY?!" Stimpy says: "All it takes is some muscle, let me!" And he runs up against the door, but it still won't budge, and Stimpy is knocked back against the floor! Stimpy says: "No good! Got any other ideas?!" / Pearl is trying to open her trailer, but it won't open either!

Pearl says: "Does anybody have ANY idea why our trailer suddenly won't open?" Darwin says: "I certainly don't; why?" Larry says: "For one thing, it's getting pretty close to breakfast, and we don't want to miss our chance to fuel up for today's challenge. Would YOU know anything about this Zim?!" Zim is busy putting his HUMAN guise on and says: "Why is it that whenever SOMETHING wrong goes around here; I'm always the first to get blamed?!" Dog asks: "Say, why are you putting on your human guise anyways?" Zim says: "As the LAST Irken, I kind of stick out like a sore thumb on Earth! Looking like a human will make Dib's father more accepting of me." Pearl rolls her eyes and says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! Dib's Father doesn't even know you exist!" Zim says: "At least you HAVE a father! I don't even have THAT anymore!" Craig says: "Zim is right; he doesn't know what it's like to have a father the way we do." Pearl says: "Need I remind you that OUR father spent the last 15.5 years AWOL from our lives, while he was off playing shoot a deadly rival of Master Coelaceanth's?!" Craig says: "But he only did that to protect us! Besides, he's not WORKING for Master Coelaceanth anymore!" Pearl says: "But I bet ANYTHING that someone else is!" (Confessional)

Pearl says: "An evil criminal like Master Coelaceanth is not one to leave a void UN-filled! He HAS a new apprentice! The biggest question is, who? We already dispatched most of the Nicktoons Villains, and I don't think that any of the 44 sharks of the Pacific got promoted. We're probably dealing with a complete unknown here!" / Craig says: "The only thing WORSE than something you don't know? It's KNOWING that you KNOW that there is something you don't know; if that even makes any sense! General Barracuda is a pretty tough guy! I should know, he IS my birth father! Master Coelaceanth would have to look PRETTY hard to find someone just as tough or even TOUGHER than that!" (End Confessional) Zim says: "You're going about this all wrong! I'll open the door with my superior technology; space gloves!!!!" Zim tries to open the door, fails, and Dog buzzes: "EHHH!!!!" Zim says: "Okay, my laser!" Zim tries to blast OPEN the door, but the laser bounces OFF, and reflects through a window, hitting FONDUE in the back! Fondue cries: "I'm okay!" Dog buzzes: "EHHH!!!!" Zim, unsure, says: "Using my belt as a tool of leverage?" Dog buzzes: "EHHH!!!!" Zim shouts: "Stop DOING that!!!!" / Reggie looks at Angelica as she appears to be picking at the lock, and Reggie asks: "A bobby pin?" Angelica says: "It works whenever I want to read my younger cousin's private diary!"

Reggie says: "You're pathetic!" Angelica says: "You're pathetic-er!" Otto shouts: "You're BOTH losers!!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I can't believe all these IDIOTS bumbling about trying to open a door, and they don't even THINK to ask for my help! I mean, have they forgotten I've broken like a DOZEN skateboards in my life-time? It was actually kind of pathetic, to be honest." (End Confessional) Surprisingly, the door SUDDENLY opens up; and both the Boom Vets AND the Network Noobs STUMBLE into the fresh air! Angelica retorts: "Told you it would work!" Sniz says: "Good morning, contestants! I hope you enjoyed the taste of the gulag!" Zim asks: "Gulag? Is that French or Italian for something?" Sniz answers: "No! It's a slang term for jail! Because today, you will be doing a prison escape MOVIE challenge! Awesome, huh?! And best of all, Otto Rocket has PLENTY of experience!" Otto asks: "What are you TALKING about? I've never DONE anything illegal!"

Sniz continues as though Otto didn't SAY anything, and Sniz says: "Here's how the movie challenge is going to work; you will organize a prison riot, and escape though the corridors of the prison. Next, rescue one of your friends from solitary confinement; than talk to the undercover agent to secure a train ticket to Mexico. Finally, board the train, escape with the loot, and get to home base! That's how the challenge will work!" Gerald, FINALLY healed and no longer wearing his face brace, clearly says: "But who's going to be in solitary confinement?" Sniz says: "Good question! By completely RANDOM selection; we have chosen YOU and REGGIE!!!!" And Fondue slaps handcuffs on them both as Reggie protests: "But, I'm innocent!" Sniz says: "That's what they all say! The winning team will enjoy immunity, and not only will the LOSING team have to vote someone off, the Winning team will HELP the Losing Team pick a LOSER; in order to make up for the LAST reward challenge not working out the way it was supposed to! Are we all clear?!" Zim says: "You still haven't made it CLEAR what a gulag is!" Sniz asks: "Didn't I? Let's move!" / The two contestants are now dressed in orange jumpsuits, and locked behind steel bars. Otto says: "I tell you, this is nowhere NEAR as swanky as the movies make it out to be! Craig says: "It smells like something actually DIED in here!"

Angelica says: "Probably my sense of smell; I'm getting dizzy for the fumes!" Spongebob says: "We have to get out of here if we want to save our senses AND our sanity!" Rocko says: "Not to mention our friends! Poor Reggie Rocket, locked in solitary confinement!" / Reggie is in a padded, plain, cushioned room. Reggie nervously asks: "Why am I being punished like this?! Is it because I lied?! Is it because I was MEAN to Angelica?! Is it because I didn't listen to Rocko when I should have?! Whatever it was, I'm SORRY already!!!!" / Gerald is in a padded, plain, cushioned room and says: "I don't care what they say on television, Orange is NOT the new Black, and black does not look good in orange! Not good for my image! I mean; RANDOM?!!! How is THIS random?!!!" / Sniz says: "Okay, Fondue! Whichever contestant's image you stick with a dart; will be chosen for solitary confinement!" Fondue is wearing a blind-fold, and he throws two darts! Sniz says: "Well done! Reggie, and Gerald!" / Gerald says: "Oh, GREAT! It WAS completely random!" / Haggis says: "We need to get out of here! Got any ideas?"

Stimpy nervously says: "I do, but you're not going to like it though. We'll have to LURE one of the guards down here, grab the keys from there, and then help these OTHER guys escape!" Otto says: "Are you crazy?! Most of these other GUYS are the Nicktoons Villains we DIDN'T destroy!" Stimpy says: "So they'll be more thankful that we're letting them go!" Angelica asks: "But why would a guard even COME down here in the first place?!" Stimpy cracks his knuckles and says: "Really shouldn't have ASKED that Angelica!!!!" And Stimpy EPIC punches Angelica in the left eye, and she screams: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Angelica says: "Not TWICE; right in my FACE!!!!" Zim asks: "Think you could have SCREAMED a little louder?!" Stimpy says: "That's the WHOLE point! A guard can't POSSIBLY ignore that!" And coming down the cell, it's Jenny from "My Life As a Teenage Robot!" Jenny asks: "What's the problem down here?!" Stimpy says: "Angelica ran face first against the wall! I think she's experiencing CELL shock!" Otto is STUNNED and seriously asks: "Seriously? THAT'S what you're going with?"

And Spongebob covers Otto's mouth, and Spongebob goes: "Shh!!!!" Jenny says: "I'm going to open the door, but don't try anything stupid!" Than as Jenny gets her keys out, and goes for the cell door, Larry QUICKLY uses his lobster claws to grab AROUND Jenny's neck TIGHT; and shouts: "Darwin, get the keys!!!!" And Darwin grabs both set of keys, and throws one set to Otto! Otto and Darwin both unlock their cells at the same time, and Larry continues to hold Jenny, until all the other contestants are out of the cell! Than Larry DRAGS Jenny into the cell, and tosses her in there! Larry says: "It's not because you're a girl or a robot; just an obstacle to our goal!" And as the contestants go about RELEASING all the Nicktoon villains; Jenny produces a megaphone and shouts: "Red alert; RED ALERT!!!! Prisoners escaping! Prison riot! PRISON RIOT!!!!" Stimpy says: "We've got to get moving, RIGHT NOW!!!! / A musical sequence plays as the contestants make their way from the top of the prison towards the bottom, where the solitary confinement cell is, and the Nicktoon Villains fight all the attacking guards off. The song played during this chase is Jermaine Jackson's 1984 hit song, "Dynamite!" /

"I don't know too much, but I know love the way that I've been touched. It's your love that heats me up and there's no such thing, as too much. Cause I just don't any better, Cause I just don't know when it's time to stop! All night you give me what I like, intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like, Intense heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite! Wild things can't be tamed, under my skin it's just the same. Waiting to be ignited and there's no way I'll ever fight it. Cause I just don't know any better. No, I just don't know when it's time to stop! All night you give me what I like, intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like. Intense, heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite!

(Guitar solo) No, you know I don't want any other! No, I don't ever want this thing to stop! All night you give me the love I like. Intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like. Intense, heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite! All night you give me the love I like. Intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like. Intense, heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite! All night you give me the love I like. Intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like. Intense, heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite! All night you give me the love I like. Intense, highly explosive dynamite! You're dynamite! All night you supply the spark I like. Intense, heavy dose of dynamite! Pure dynamite!" / After the song sequence ends, both teams arrive at the solitary confinement rooms holding Gerald and Reggie. Haggis says: "Awesome, we've made it!" Marlene says: "Do you know what's even more awesome? The fact that the last musical sequence used a hit song from Jermaine Jackson!!!!" And everybody stares at her blankly, and Marlene says: "Hello? JERMAINE JACKSON?! Kind of a celebrity; kind of a singer; he's ONLY Michael Jackson's older brother, from the Jackson 5?!" Otto says: "Not ALL of us are an encyclopedia of 1980's music TRIVIA facts, Toni Basil!"

(Confessional) Marlene sighs and says: "Unbelievable! He KNOWS who Toni Basil is; but he doesn't know who Jermaine Jackson IS?! Someone's celebrity importance radar is broken!" / Otto says: "How do I know who Toni Basil is? She appeared in two great movies; Easy Rider, and American Graffiti. And she choreographed Bette Midler's movie, The Rose. Once you see someone like HER move, you don't forget about it easily!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "Interesting trivia facts aside, how are we going to get this door open? We don't exactly have any keys on us!" Otto sarcastically says: "And I PLUMB forgot my BAZOOKA at home!!!!" Marlene scolds: "Otto! That is not funny!" Otto says: "Maybe not in the context of this situation, it isn't!" Craig says: "Team-mates; I have an idea! Gerald hasn't had breakfast right?!" Darwin says: "Right." Craig says: "So Gerald must be getting pretty hungry. If we had some food on us, we could unleash the beast within Gerald, and he could tear that door off with his bare hands!" Larry says: "Well, that IS a good plan! But, we don't HAVE any food on us; real or otherwise!" Craig says: "Luckily, I have the next best thing! A gift from my girlfriend!" And out of his orange jumpsuit, Craig pulls out a cologne! Dog asks: "What is THAT?!" Craig answers: "Rhythm Nation; for When Love Will Never Do Without You!"

(Confessional) Craig says: "In addition to Girly's modeling career, she's also asked to try out new fragrance scents and test their appeal among people. I used it once on one of our dates, and it was KISS city from Girly Teengirl! When you find something that smells THIS good and works THAT well, you don't let it out of your sight!" (End Confessional) Craig sprays the cologne through the door crack. Gerald says: "You know, I don't think I've ever HAD black bean gumbo. I wonder, is it spicy?" Than he smells the cologne, and Gerald says: "The HUNGER!!!! The primal hunger!!!! Roast steak, ham, sausage, and biscuits?!!! Don't make me hungry; you wouldn't LIKE me when I am HUNGRY!!!!" And Gerald epic PUNCHES the door down, and manages to get out! Gerald says: "Where's the food?!" And oddly, Gerald becomes entranced, and with the help of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see what Gerald is HALLUCINATING!!!! Gerald says: "I never noticed how much Dog looks like a HOT DOG, or how PEPSI bottled Craig is, or how Darwin looks just like an OREO!!!!" Dog asks: "What is he talking about?" Larry says: "We got Gerald, now we can go see that undercover agent! We are SUCH good door crackers!" Gerald says: "Mm, crackers!!!!" Angelica sarcastically says: "That's just brilliant! Now they're in the lead!" Otto says: "I don't see YOU coming up with any bright ideas!"

Angelica says: "Oh, I have ONE! We're LEAVING!!!!" Stimpy says: "We're not leaving Reggie to rot!" Angelica says: "Stimpy! I have LOST a tooth, I lost my hair AND a wig, I have a black EYE thanks to you; give me one good reason to get Reggie out of there!" Suzie says: "I can think of 1.5 MILLION reasons why you should!" Angelica says: "Unless you can turn back time and UNDO Sandy's heinous WISHING away of my hair, I am NOT interested!" Angelica tries to walk away, but she walks into a VERY angry looking Rocko!!!! Rocko angrily says: "Now, listen HERE, you!!!! Reggie is the love of my life, I have done NOTHING but try to be NICE to you, even giving you a chance to work together with Reggie in an attempt to get good karma; and yet here you are trying to blow it off as if karma means NOTHING to you!!!! Well, listen right now!!!! I can be YOUR business end of karma; and I can determine whether YOUR karma ends up being nasty OR nice; and if YOU don't help us get Reggie out of there; I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Angelica shakes nervously and says: "I-I-I-I v-v-vote for h-helping the Wallaby!" (Confessional) Angelica nervously says: "Somebody promise me to do a HUGE gigantic favor!!!! Remind me to NEVER make Rocko mad, like, EVER!!!!" / Rocko gasps and says: "NASTY!!!! That was quite an outburst that came out of me! It's been so long since the last time I did that, I almost forgot I had it in me. But that's the thing; that's NOT something that I toss around lightly; it's only something I save in a case of last resort; a VERY last resort! Because that's not the type of Wallaby that I like being!!!!" (End Confessional) The Boom Vets get all behind Rocko, as they all grab onto each other, as Rocko grabs hold of the door! Rocko says: "On the count of three, everybody PULL!!!! One, two, THREE!!!!" And everyone PULLS with ALL their might, and to their surprise, they manage to RIP the door off its hinges and FREE Reggie!!!! Reggie cries: "You saved me; you actually saved me! I thought you were going to leave me here because of what I did!" Rocko says: "Reggie; I would NEVER leave you! Besides, Angelica helped save you to!"

Reggie asks: "Really?!" Angelica groans and says: "Of COURSE I did! I'm just the LIVING embodiment of Rosa Parks or something!" Reggie says: "That's really cool! Angelica, this isn't easy for me to say, but I was wrong about you." And Reggie gives ANGELICA a gigantic hug!!!! (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "And what happened then? Well, on Total Cartoon Action, they say that Angelica's small heart, grew THREE sizes that day!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "Come on, guys! If we hurry, we can still get a TRAIN ticket from the agent!" / The scene changes to an interrogation room, with kiosks to separate the contestants from the undercover agent! Surprisingly, the Boom Vets arrive there first! Sniz says: "Congratulations on being the VERY first team to arrive here!" Otto asks: "How could we arrive here FIRST?! The Network Noobs were WAY ahead of us?!" / The scene changes to outside, where the team is looking at a very frazzled Gerald! Gerald is HALLUCINATING that his team-mates are movie snacks! Gerald says: "Larry, you TWIZZLER! Give my mouth some love! Zim, you GUMMY BEAR! I want some of your sweetness!" Larry says: "We've got to get some food in him, STAT!!!! All I have are these breath mints!"

And he pours all his breath mints into Gerald's mouth! Gerald says: "Minty!" Pearl says: "Well I've got some edible lip gloss that's apple flavor." And she gives it to Gerald. Gerald says: "Eating fruit is SO healthy!" Craig says: "My cologne IS safe for human consumption for ages 3 and up. If the SMELL of food worked on him, maybe the taste will, to!" And Craig pours some of his cologne into Gerald's mouth. Gerald gets up, looking all better. Gerald says: "I detect a taste of steak, bacon, sausage, and grilled fish! No offense, Craig, Pearl, and Larry!" Pearl oddly says: "Thank you?" / Otto walks up to what APPEARS to be a blond haired woman, and Otto says: "Wow! You've got some REALLY pretty hair, miss! But I would like to focus more on your hands, and see about us getting a TRAIN ticket to Mexico! How about it, beautiful?!" The person says, as they turn around: "Anything else I can do for you today--" and AANG takes off his wig and with a deliciously EVIL smile, asks: "OTTO?!!!" Otto goes: "EEEH!!!!" And he FAINTS from the shock!!!! Sniz says: "WOW!!!! Talk about your shocking shocks! That's GOT to be one for the record books! Otto Rocket can clearly RUN...well, in this case, pass out. But he can't hide! More excitement awaits when we come back on Total Cartoon Action!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials end, both teams are now in the interrogation room, and EVERYONE is surprised to see Aang; particularly Otto, who is still SHOCKED from the initial encounter! Sniz says: "Pay attention, everyone! Legal circumstances dictate that I MUST play this for you!!!!" And Sniz plays a pre-recorded clip of something on a TV monitor! /

In a courtroom, Sniz is forced to get up and read a prepared statement. Sniz BORINGLY says: "It is my most SINCERE, HAPPY, EXCITED, JOYOUS, and THRILLING news to announce, that due to Aang, the all-powerful, all-important, FOREVER famous Avatar, for having OVERWHELMINGLY won the case of the HEROIC AANG versus the JERKFACES of Nickelodeon for LYING about his live-action movie; Aang shall be awarded the $33.3 million he was ROBBED of, and in addition, shall be ADDED to the show open! Furthermore, to FURTHER humiliate the JERKFACES of Nickelodeon, the prize money must NOW be upped as follows! First Prize is $7.7 million; Second Prize is $7 million; Third Prize is $4.4 million; Fourth Prize is $4 million, and Fifth Prize is $3.3 million! This will ensure that any PREVIOUS humiliation of said JERKFACES will seem IRRELEVANT! And effective immediately, Aang will become a POPULAR contestant on Total Cartoon Action; compete in challenges, and be able to use ANY of his Avatar powers whenever he sees FIT to do so, and be able to play to the FULLEST of his epic abilities! Like that?! I can't BELIEVE I had to say that STUPID C--" (Camera cuts) And Sniz says: "CUT!!!! That...didn't just happen!" Angelica protests: "But we all JUST saw--!" Sniz interrupts: "It DIDN'T happen!" Larry asks: "What's this nonsense all about, anyways?"

Aang answers: "Simple. An infraction of my FLAWLESS character was exercised when Nickelodeon RELEASED a NOT perfect movie of The Last Airbender without CONSULTING me first! Therefore, I sued Nickelodeon for a BUNCH of money, and my RIGHTFUL place on the show, and I won!" Angelica says: "Winning my FOOT! How dare he use MY private LAWYER?!!! Doesn't that GAUL you, Otto?!!!" Otto, still in shock, can only say: "I feel--I feel--I feel--I feel--." Pearl says: "But if you already HAVE $33.3 million; why do you want to be on here for only up to $7.7. million more?" Aang says: "I invested $41 million INTO that live-action movie! I couldn't GET all of it back with my lawsuit alone; so I need to play in order to pick the rest of it up!" Suzie rolls her eyes and says: "Sounds to me like SOME Aang is trying to get a lot of money for NOTHING!!!! Don't you agree, Otto?!" But Otto is STILL in shock, and can only say: "I feel--I feel--I feel--I feel--I feel--I feel--." Sniz says: "In ANY case, as the Undercover Agent, Aang gets to decide WHO gets the train tickets to Mexico!" Aang says: "Easy! It should be Otto! I mean, the Boom Vets! They got here first to talk to ME first! Here you go, Otto!" And as Aang hands Otto the train tickets, Otto can only hollowly say: "THANK YOU?!!!" Haggis says: "Personally, I've seen manlier men try ON woman’s shoes!"

Sniz says: "That means the Network Noobs get the SECOND place prize!" Craig asks: "Which is...?" Sniz announces: "AANG! For the REST of the game! Or, UNTIL he's eliminated! Whichever comes first!" (Confessional) Aang says: "Those Nickelodeon JERKFACES have the NERVE to make ME second place prize?!!! They are going to be hearing from MY lawyer...AGAIN!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Both of you better run outside! Your trains to freedom wait you!" And the Boom Vets and the Network Noobs rush outside, only to find their trains in TOTAL dis-array! Reggie says: "Not to sound ungrateful, but are these our trains?" Sniz is driving a fancy car and says: "You'll find that some re-assembly of the train is required. Wouldn't be as challenging, otherwise!!!!" And he zooms off, and crashed into ANOTHER light-post! Sniz says: "Ah, FRUITS!!!!" Stimpy says: "Maybe Rome wasn't built in a day; but we've GOT to build this train in LESS than one; let's get working on the railroad!!!!" /

A building montage of the Boom Vets fixing up their train is seen, while a SLIGHTLY edited version of The Pretender's 1983 hit song, "Back On the Chain Gang," plays. "I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh; what hijacked my world that night? To a place in the past we've been cast out of? Oh oh oh oh, now we're back in the fight; we're back on the train gang. (Ah, ooh.) Oh, back on the chain gang. A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh. The phone, the TV and the news of the world. Threw sand in our eyes and descended like flies. Put us back on the train, gang. (Ah, ooh.) Oh, back on the chain gang. The powers that be that force us to live like we do bring me to my knees when I see what they've done to you. But I'll die as I stand here today knowing that deep in my heart, they'll fall to ruin one day for making us part! I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh; those were the happiest days of my life. Like a break in the battle was your part, oh oh oh oh; In the wretched life of a lonely heart. Now we're back on the train, gang. Oh, back on the chain gang!" / Meanwhile, the Network Noobs are having an AWFUL time fixing up their train; mostly because Aang is the ONLY one seen who's even TRYING to fix it!!!!" Aang yells: "How does anyone HERE expect me to do ALL this work by myself?! Isn't anyone ELSE here interested in winning?!"

Larry says: "First off, I don't know WHY you're yelling. I don't KNOW where the rest of the team currently is!" Aang asks: "Could you at least TRY to make yourself useful, and make sure that the train engine will be functional?!!!" Larry asks: "Uh, could I do something where I WON'T get greasy oil on my epidermis?" Aang seriously says: "Are you KIDDING me?!" Larry says: "Claw modeling IS one of the things that put me on the map!" Aang angrily says: "Obviously, that would be the map of USELESSVILLE TEXAS; population two BRAIN DEAD idiots!!!! You get three guesses as to who the OTHER brain dead idiot is; and the first two don't COUNT!!!! How did I EVER get stuck and SURROUNDED in SUCH a sucking TEAM?!!!" / Meanwhile, Craig, Darwin, Dog, Pearl, and Zim, are running away from Gerald, who's STILL hallucinating that his team-mates are giant, walking movie snacks! Gerald says: "Pepsi; Oreo; Hot dog; Popcorn; Gummy Bear; come to me!" Pearl asks: "What is he talking about?" Craig says: "I don't know, but I don't want to find out!" / Haggis says: "I think we've got the last of it!" Spongebob says: "Then we are all READY to go!!!!" Rocko gets in the conductor's seat, pulls the train whistle, and says: "EVERYONE on BOARD!!!!" And the Boom Vets all get on! Rocko says: "This is a non-stop express to Freedom Town!" And the Boom Vets in their train, pulls away.

Aang sees this, and he is IMMENSELY displeased! Aang shouts: "We NEED to be starting this challenge YESTERDAY!!!! Where our are WHEELS?! Where is our TEAM?!!!" Craig weakly says: "Here we are. We needed to use some of my friendship bracelets in order to wire Gerald's mouth back up; but that's actually the good news." Aang asks: "Well, what's the bad?" Pearl says: "Unfortunately, our wheels seem KIND of toast!" Gerald asks: "Toast?" And Zim slaps his face, and Gerald cries: "OUCH!" Aang grits his teeth, and DETERMINED, says: "No wheels does NOT mean its OVER for us! We will just have to improvise!!!!" / Aang, Larry, Craig, Pearl, Zim, Darwin, and Dog, are all holding up the train by its axles, and carrying Gerald, who is currently in no status to help out with the challenge! Aang says: "Come ON!!!! I can't do ALL the running and carrying MYSELF!!!! I want us to actually WIN this challenge! Now MUSH!!!!" Darwin says: "But we're NOT sled dogs!" Dog says: "Not ALL of us, anyways!" Aang says: "Of course NOT! If you WERE; THAT one would have EATEN you!!!!" And he points to Gerald as he says this!" / The Boom Vets are zooming along on the track! Marlene says: "Look! I see the finish line for home base up ahead!" Angelica says: "Awesome! We're going to be home FREE!!!!" But then suddenly, the train engine suddenly conks OUT!!!!

Reggie asks: "What just happened?!" Marlene says: "Don't TELL me this thing is out of GAS!!!!" Rocko looks at the fuel gauge and says: "It's not going to change the fact, that it IS out of gas!" Marlene says: "You could have at LEAST pretended that there was some gas left!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "This is SO not what we need right now! With that CRAZY pants Aang suddenly in the game, we can't AFFORD to have a loss on our side, not now, not when we're so close! We've GOT to win this thing!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Team effort broke the door holding Reggie, maybe it can move our train forward to!" Haggis says: "It's not like I have any BETTER plans in mind!" / The Boom Vets all get BEHIND the train, and Rocko says: "On the count of three, we push! One, two, three, PUSH!!!! Push!!!! Push! PUSH!!!!" Sniz says: "The Boom Vets seem to be giving their train a shove as they try to cover the LAST few yards to freedom! But they better move fast!!!! Because the Network Noobs are coming up FAST!!!!" Craig says: "Look! The finish line to home base is just ahead!!!!" And as the Network Noobs pull ahead of the Boom Vets, Aang cheers: "YES!!!! NOTHING will stop me from winning first place NOW!!!!" But just then, the SHODDY craftsmanship done by the Network Noobs, all FALLS apart, just mere INCHES away from the finish line!

Aang yells: "I will NOT BE SECOND PLACE!!!!" And the Boom Vets FINALLY push their train over the finish line! Sniz says: "Want to BET?!!!" And Aang only growls ANGRILY in response! Sniz says: "Well, it was an unusual finish. Both teams decided to go green to get to the end! But ultimately, the Boom Vets had stronger team unity, and that's what got them through to the end!" Otto says: "And best of all, we have train tickets to MEXICO!!!!" Sniz says: "Actually, they're NOT train tickets as such!" Reggie asks: "What are they?" Sniz says: "They're tickets for redeeming frozen yogurts at a Yogurt Creations shop; buy one, get one free; redeemable ONLY at participating Yogurt Creations shops in California!" Spongebob says: "Man! You've got to go a LONG way to get the rewards you REALLY want!" / The "Silver Sniz Theme" triumphantly plays, as Sniz walks onstage, to grace the presence of BOTH the Boom Vets, AND the Network Noobs! Sniz says: "It's time once AGAIN for the Silver Sniz ceremony!"

And right then, the bracelets HOLDING Gerald's mouth close, suddenly BREAK, and one of the bracelets almost HITS Aang in the eye, as Aang cries: "OUCH!!!!" Sniz says: "Boom Vets, you're here to help the Network Noobs to vote someone off. Network Noobs, for the UMPTEENTH time, and as always, you will be voting one of your OWN off! But NOT like always; and this is IMPORTANT for EVERYONE to remember!!!! According to the legal department; THIS week, NONE of you are ALLOWED to BOOT off AANG!!!! Does everyone GOT that?! This show CAN'T afford any MORE lawsuits! My massage budget has been CUT in HALF!!!!" But the Boom Vets AND the Network Noobs all quickly VOTE for someone, some of them even ANGRILY saying: "Out of the contest!!!! Out, OUT, OUT!!!!" Sniz says: "You've all cast your votes; Silver Sniz Awards will go to the following contestants! Craig! Pearl, Darwin, Dog, Larry, Zim!!!!" Sniz looks at the VOTING results, and disgusted, holds up a paper showing SIXTEEN images of Aang's smiling face! Sniz says: "Um, why do I have SIXTEEN votes to boot OFF Aang when I SPECIFICALLY said you COULDN'T?!!!" Larry says: "We couldn't help it!" Pearl says: "No matter what, my flipper could ONLY push Aang's button!" Sniz sighs and says: "Well, that leaves us with ONE vote that counts!"

Aang smiles and says: "Gerald, you've been ELIMINATED!!!!" Gerald gets up to the stage, walks up to Sniz, and asks: "No Silver Sniz tonight?" Sniz answers: "Not even an ear; sorry dude." The Boom Vets all cry: "Speech, SPEECH!!!!" Aang says: "The guy just got ELIMINATED!!!! Don't we have more important--!" Sniz interrupts and asks: "Anything in your contract that PROHIBITS his speech?" Aang says: "No, but I--." Sniz interrupts and says: "Than Gerald, speech away!" And Gerald is now wearing a tuxedo, and Gerald says: "First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy for the opportunity to play here." Sniz says: "The Academy of the Silver Sniz Awards. Trademark patent pending, and all mine!" And Gerald is STILL hallucinating, as he speaks. Gerald says: "I'd like to thank Larry, the hot, BUTTERED lobster who was always there, steamed to perfection! Pearl, the POPCORN diva, salted to awesomeness! Dog, for inspiring me with his HOT DOGness! Zim, where would I be without his GUMMY BEAR flavor? And Craig, who also inspires me, in a PEPSI soda kind of way? And Sniz, whose PEPPERONI looks DE--!" Than the "Silver Sniz Theme" plays again, indicating that they're playing Gerald off! Gerald says: "Wait! You can't play me off yet! To my mother, who let me quit piano lessons! To my younger sister, I'm sorry for swiping your Halloween candy!"

The Silver Sniz Award Winners all throw their awards to Gerald, and Sniz says: "Gerald, these awards are for you!" Gerald lies down, happy that he FINALLY got some food in his stomach! Gerald says: "I love this game!" Sniz says: "And thus, ends another dramatic episode! How will everyone fare with Aang in the game? Will the Network Noobs turn around their number disadvantage? And will our show EVER recover from its humiliating legal loss? All these questions and more, will be answered on the next exciting episode, of Total Cartoon Action!" /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode; Jermaine Jackson's 1984 hit, "Dynamite," and The Pretender's 1983 hit, "Back On the Chain Gang;" in addition, the latter song is also featured as the title of this episode; albeit, as a pun. Aang becomes the fourth and FINAL contestant to join the game late, thanks to legal maneuvering. As a result, the prize money is upped even FURTHER!!!! 1st place gets $7.7 million, 2nd place gets $7 million, 3rd place gets $4.4 million, 4th place gets $4 million, and 5th place gets $3.3 million. Aang joins the Network Noobs. Despite NOBODY being able to boot off Aang, they all decide to anyways; making 16 votes the MOST any contestant has gotten at any one time, and it STILL doesn't over-ride his immunity! Aang boots off Gerald with ONE single vote! With Gerald's elimination, all the representing contestants from "Hey Arnold" have now been eliminated from this show. A running gag in this episode is that Gerald KEEPS seeing his team-mates as food! /

Personal Notes: While it was NEVER going to be a secret that Angelica was going to be featured in the game, I had to keep Aang's reappearance SO secret; he wasn't even FEATURED in the show open until the second Performance Review! Gerald was unfortunately, set up to be the FALL GUY of Aang's come-back episode. Eliminated not because of ANYTHING he did performance wise, but eliminated out of Aang's frustration of his performance, or lack thereof. Also, you better have enjoyed Aang's loss today; because it's going to be the LAST he's going to have for a LONG time! Aang's getting set to go on an Immunity streak, and it's going to be a HARD train to stop! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

In both a shameless act of self-promotion and an act of filler while I work on "Fire Fight", the second episode of Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, I've decided to post a rerun of the first episode, "Day of the Diabolic". Enjoy!

Day of the Diabolic

    We begin with an establishing shot of space, near the planet of Core Earth. Core Earth is a planet that is exactly like ours in most ways, down to the placement and shapes of the continents. However, there is one massive difference: Core Earth is located in another dimension entirely, and was once home to a mighty civilization known as the Annunaki. The Annunaki were a shapeshifting race of reptile-like humans who inhabited the planet thousands of years ago. The Annunaki possessed highly advanced technology, the most coveted being the jumpers; devices that allowed for interuniversal travel. Using these devices, the Annunaki gained control of not only the multiverse, but the space-time continuum as well. Their gods, the ancient Old Ones, punished them for their insolence and single-minded goals of conquests. 

    And so, the Annunaki vanished, their technology preserved and the multiverse desynchronizing back to the natural flow of time-space. 20,000 years later, a new order would be founded on Core Earth after a wormhole transported a group of space colonists to Core Earth in 2178 AD: the Multiverse Federation. Using the still-working jumpers, the colonists transported 60% of Earth's population to the new planet, in an event known as the Exodus. Shortly afterwards, the humans discovered that other universes were out there, and set out to build a new democratic civilization, calling themselves the United Federation of Multiverses, or the Multiverse Federation for short. Our story begins in the year 800 AE (After Exodus), or 2978 AD. Core Earth has been at peace for centuries, ruled over by the Federation with a fair hand. Until now...
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-Coastal Falls, Western Core Earth-

    The sun shone on the floating city of Coastal Falls as the early morning clouds parted to reveal the bright blue sky above. The city itself was around the size of Los Angeles, built on an island kept aloft by thrusters. As the citizens went about their day, a small silver ship parked in front of Coastal Falls Academy, one of the city's most highly-rated schools. The ship itself resembled an Irken Voot Cruiser with hints of gold. Within the ship itself, there were two creatures. Penguins, to be more specific. In the driver's seat was a bird of around 70 years of age, wearing a rather nice looking tuxedo. His feathers were a grayish-silver, and he had a kind, yet upper-class look about him. His name was Giles, and he was the faithful butler of the wealthy Manchot (mon-CHO) family. In the driver's seat was the only child of Jacques Manchot, patriarch of the family and famous chef: Retthi Manchot, of as he preferred to be called, "Lettuce". 

    Both penguins, aside from age and feather color, looked about the same. Their bodies were small and squat, and both birds measured around 3.5 feet in height. They were covered in a predominant feather color, Giles' being grey and Lettuce's being a nice verdant shade. The exceptions to this rule were their stomach areas, covered entirely in white feathers. The penguins' feet were rounded rectangles of an orange shade, and their beaks were rounded ovals, also orange. And to top it all off, while Giles was 70, Lettuce was 51 years younger: 19. As Lettuce climbed out of the ship, Giles gave a warm smile. "Master Manchot, I do hope you're ready. College is a big responsibility." 

    "Relax, Giles." Lettuce said with a laugh. "I have nothing to worry about." And with that, the ship drove off, most likely back to the family estate. Looking up at the school, Lettuce could see that it was a bricks-mortar-and-concrete type of building, which seemed rather archaic for such an advanced society, but some people liked it that way. The campus itself was rather large, appropriately enough, due to the fact that Coastal Falls Academy catered to both high school and college students. Dormitories and classrooms were evenly spaced out, allowing for simple access. With these observations in mind, Lettuce took a deep breath and entered the school.

    At the same time Lettuce was being dropped off, a young woman of about 14 years of age stood outside CFA. She was around 4'11", with blonde hair wrapped into twintail odango buns. Her skin was very fair, with azure blue eyes. Dressed in a sailor fuku (as was tradition back home), the girl, named Usagi Tsukino, pondered her surroundings. Even though she'd been living in this city for several weeks now, she still felt alone and isolated. Though she was admittedly very sociable, Usagi still hadn't made one friend in Coastal Falls, nor did she think she ever would. She missed her friends back home, especially her bestie Naru. Trying to hold back tears, Usagi walked into the school, unknowingly following Lettuce.

    As Lettuce walked into the school, he had the feeling that someone was following him. Slowly turning his head so that he could see behind him, Lettuce caught sight of Usagi, who appeared to be crying. It seemed that she could not hold in the waterworks any longer and had broken down. Pitying the girl, Lettuce waddled over to her. "Hey hey hey, no need for tears..." he said calmly, placing his flippers on Usagi's left arm. "What's wrong?" he asked. Usagi expressed her fears and worries as she stopped crying. Lettuce listened, nodding where appropriate and spraking only when Usagi was finished. "Wow, that's tough." Lettuce said finally. "If you want, I'll be your first friend here." Lettuce soon found himself in a very tight hug.

    Elsewhere in the school, three very different individuals had met and already formed a rather nice friendship: Naruto Uzumaki, Toby Jones, and Pinkamena Diane Pie, or "Pinkie", as she preferred to be called. Each of these three came from varying backgrounds, and by extension, various worlds: Naruto from a world of ninjas, Toby from a world where people lived alongside creatures known as Pokemon, and Pinkie from a world of multicolored talking ponies. Each of them had different reasons for being in Coastal Falls, but all of them had the same core motive of education. Naruto, for example, had decided to pursue a year of further education after the Multiverse Federation had made first contact, Toby had decided to take a break from Pokemon training (at the insistence of his mother, a former trainer herself), and Pinkie was part of an exhange program. Naruto was a young fair-skinned man of 17, with blonde spiky hair and blue eyes. He wore a black jacket, and a grey headband with a metal plate on the front, which was engraved with a spiral, the symbol of his village. Toby was a boy of 15, with fair skin and a mop of greasy jet black hair. He wore a black T-shirt with a blue denim jacket, and faded jeans that might also have once been blue, but had faded to mostly white over the years. 

    He also wore dusted tennis shoes that had once been black, but were now brown. Pinkie was a mare that, while not giving her exact age, said that she was in her late teens-early adulthood. She had a coat of light pink, with her mane being a deeper shade and in a poofed-up style. Her eyes were an oceanic blue, conveying her personality: silly, sweet and innocent, but having a hidden serious streak. Pinkie's most defining feature, however, was the tattoo-like mark of three balloons on both sides of her flank. When asked about it, the pony explained that it was her "cutie mark", a representation of her innate talents, in this case throwing parties. She went further in explaining that all ponies in her world had one that they recieved in their foalhoods. Pinkie then followed her explanation with her own series of questions, mostly concerning Naruto and Toby's cake, candy, and drink preferences. 

    As all this was going on, far above Core Earth, a large spaceship was entering orbit around the planet. The ship itself had a rather large hull, colored a rusted red. On the sides of the ship were large mechanical bat wings, useless in space, but were an amazing decoration. This ship was known as the Diabolic, and its crew were here to begin their plans of conquest. From within, several beings were standing in the ship's central room, which was rather dim, with shelves lined with small bronze statues of various monsters. The leader of these six beings was a rather tall and imposing creature, despite his emaciated-looking appearance. He was entirely red, with small stub-like horns and glowing white eyes. His top row of fang-like teeth was protruding from his upper jaw, yet this did not affect his speech in any way, oddly enough. His name was Diabolica, Emperor of the Tauran, and he was...hoping to expand his rule, to put it lightly. Despite his feminine sounding name, however, he was a force to be reckoned with. "My loyal crew," the Emperor began. "Today we begin our conquest of this planet called Core Earth, and all of reality itself!" 

"My lord..." a high-pitched and feminine voice asked.

"Yes, Circe?" Diabolica asked, clearly annoyed. 

"How do you suppose we conquer Core Earth?" Circe, an obese anthropomorphic pig dressed in witch's robes asked. Her companion Kraky, a lean creature resembling the Kraken from Clash of the Titans nodded in agreement. 

"Obviousssly, we will use the power of the Bloodbeasssts." a voice, also female, hissed as she slithered up to Circe. This woman, from her head to her waist, resembled a redheaded and attractive woman with faded blue eyes. From the waist down, however, she had a long, green body, much like a serpent. Her name was Vipera, and she was one of Diabolica's top members. 

"Bah!" General Bahphomet, an ash grey goat-like creature with blood red eyes scoffed. "What use have we for Bloodbeasts? The rituals don't work unless you do them correctly, and Drako's the only who knows how to do them." 
"We actually have a lot of uses for Bloodbeasts, Baphomet." Diabolica interrupted. "Such as what we'll be using for our first scouting of Core Earth. DRAKO!" 

"Y-yes?" a wheezy voice came from a bit further away. The voice belonged to a red-and-gold colored lizard in priestly robes. His name was Drako, and he was in charge of the Bloodbeast creation rituals. 

"Create a Bloodbeast for our first attack on Core Earth!" Diabolica ordered. 

"Yes, sire." Drako replied, grabbing a figurine of a dinosaur with a unicorn's horn. Placing the figure on a small platform situated above a cauldron, Drako took a dagger out of his robes and made a thin cut on his arm, letting the blood drip onto the plaform and into the container below. Wrapping the wound so that he wouldn't bleed out, Drako began reciting an ancient incantation:

"Filiorum tenebrarum obsecro te.

Ut vas possidere liceat!"

As Drako recited, the figure gained red pulsating veins on its body that seemed to be...alive. Slowly, the figure began to grow to the size of a human, and its bronze skin replaced with grey flesh, the horn becoming a silver drill. As the creature began taking its first breaths of life, Drako smiled at Diabolica. "My lord, I present Unirex!"

 
"...Not the most creative of names, but he will do just fine." Diabolica mused. "A word of advice, Drako: do not go cutting yourself every time you create a Bloodbeast."

"Noted, my lord. From now on, I will use the vials of blood that I have stored in my chambers."

"Excellent." Diabolica said, summoning a small group of his foot soldiers, known as Imps. The Imps seemed to resemble small red devils, with sharp pointed horns, white eyes with small black pupils, sharp claws and teeth. There were 10 Imps in total, a sizable group to cause mayhem. Diabolica teleported the Imps down into Coastal Falls Square. "Soon, I WILL BE A GOD!"

    At the same time Diabolica was beginning his conquest of Core Earth, far below Coastal Falls Academy, there lay a large steel-lined building. From within, the walls were lined with computers that blinked red, blue, yellow, green, and pink. In one corner, there was a large crystal ball. In another, there was a podium on which lay five devices resembling smartwatches, with five colored gems situated next to them. In the center was a large computer console with various buttons and switches. What was at the front of the room, however, was the most amazing thing: a hooded man in a white cloak and a small humanoid robot with a red body, tube-like appendages, and a golden saucer shaped head with a visor. The hooded man stirred as if asleep, startling the robot.

"Omnus!" the robot said in a high-pitched voice, the visor glowing red as it spoke. "You're awake after all these years!" 

"Yes, Alpha." the man known as Omnus spoke. "I have awakened from my milennia-long suspended animation. Do you know what this means?" 

"We won't get our pizza in 30 minutes or less?" Alpha asked.

"This is no time for one-liners, Alpha. This planet is in grave danger." Omnus scolded. "It's time. Teleport to us the best representatives of goodness and humanity in the multiverse." 

"You mean...?" Alpha asked in an exasperated tone.

"Yes. Teenagers with attitude." 

"Ay-yi-yi!" Alpha declared. "I knew this would happen!" Moving over to the computer console, Alpha set the teleportation coordinates, and pressed a green button. 

    Back at CFA, Lettuce and Usagi had been idly chatting when the latter noticed something odd. "Lettuce, is it just me, or are we...?"

"Floating?" Lettuce answered. "Yeah, it does. I think something weird's going oNNNN!" As Lettuce finished his sentence, he was teleported out of the school in a flash of green light. Before Usagi could react, she was likewise teleported out of the school in a flash of yellow light. Naruto, Toby, and Pinkie were also teleported in flashes of red, blue, and pink respectively. 

    When they five had landed, they found themselves in the steel-lined building. Looking around, they all had different reactions: Lettuce astonished, Usagi frightened, Naruto confused, Toby excited, and Pinkie curious. "Where are we?" Usagi asked.

"I don't know. It's amazing though." Lettuce answered. 

"Neither do I." Naruto continued.

 
"It's awesome!" Toby replied.

"Pretty lights!" Pinkie commented.

After an awkward moment of silence, the five introduced each other, then began to explore. Toby and Usagi went left, Lettuce and Pinkie went right. Naruto was left alone in the center, and he began walking forward, bumping into Alpha. "Ay-yi-yi! I'm so sorry!" the robot said, turning around.

"Whoa...a robot." Naruto said.

"A robot?" Toby said, walking towards Naruto and Alpha, with Usagi following. Lettuce and Pinkie did the same.

"Yeah." Naruto said, turning to Alpha. "Hello. Can you tell us where we are?" 

"I am Alpha 8. And you're in the Command Center." Alpha answered. 

"And I am Omnus of Eltar, born of the Order of Zoltar, like my great-grandfather Zordon before me." Omnus greeted. 

"Why are we here?" Toby asked.

"I am glad you asked." Omnus replied. "This planet is in great danger."

"Great danger?! That's terrible!" Pinkie said.

"It is, my dear. Observe the Viewing Globe." Omnus said, directing the group towards the crystal ball. Within it, the five observed the Imps rampaging in the city square, then an image of Diabolica himself. "This is Emperor Diabolica, leader of the Tauran Empire. He seeks to take over this planet and then the entire multiverse. You five have been selected to form an elite team of heroes known as the Power Rangers." 

"...Power Rangers?" Usagi asked, tilting her head slightly. 

"Please direct your attention to the podium at the right." Omnus instructed. The group surrounded said podium, looking at the watches and gemstones.

"These are the Power Watches. They will allow you to morph into your Ranger forms when you call out 'Multiverse, Save Core Earth'. Next to the watches are your Power Gems, imbued with the energies of the ancient dinosaurs. Naruto: you have been granted the power of the mighty Tyrannosaurus, and the position of the Red Ranger. Toby, the Stegosaurus and the role of Blue Ranger. Lettuce, the Triceratops and powers of the Green Ranger. Usagi, the Hadrosaueus and the abilities of the Yellow Ranger. Pinkie, thw Anklylosaurus and the duties of the Pink Ranger." Taking the watches and gems, the group placed the gems in the bottom center holes of the watches. "You also have control of mighty Zords, massive war machines that are only to be used as a last resort." Omnus explained. "Your Zords can combine into the Multimegazord, the ultimate weapon against evil. Now, go! Fight off the Imps, and may the power protect you."

    The newly-minted Rangers were transported to the city square, where the Imps were waiting for them. Getting in fighting positions, Naruto in the front, Usagi and Toby at the left and right, Lettuce and Pinkie at the back, the team began to strategize. After a bit of pondering, Toby spoke up. "Let's split up. That way we can take these guys down easier." The others nodded, and split up. Toby realized rather quickly that splitting up may not have been the best idea, as he had no experience in either martial arts or hand to hand combat. Deciding to improvise with random punches and kicks, Toby found that taking the Imps down was surprisingly easy. 

    Usagi, however, was having much more difficulty in fighting the Imps, however. The experience of facing small devils caused Usagi to break down in tears. This had an advantage, however: the sound of her cries were picked up by the yellow Power Gem, and amplified into an energy attack, knocking the two Imps back. The Imps tried attacking Usagi again. And again. And again, to no avail. Toby ran over to Usagi, calmed her down and gave her some words of encouragement. Usagi's tears subsided, and she got up. Remembering all the manga she read back home, Usagi sent a flying kick towards the Imps.

    Lettuce, much like Usagi and Toby, had no experience in personal combat whatsover, but he already had a plan. Noticing several wooden planks nearby, Lettuce ran, making sure the Imps followed him. Making sure to arm himself with a plank, Lettuce looked at the Imps. "Hey fellas." he greeted. "I wanted to invite you to my 'Welcome to the Power Rangers' party." The Imps looked at each other, then at Lettuce. "Oh come on, guys, it'll be a BASH!" And with that, Lettuce brought down the plank onto the first Imp's head, cracking its skull open. The second Imp stopped fighting to mourn its fallen comrade, so Lettuce took rhe chance to crack open that one's skull too.

    Naruto, meanwhile, had the easiest time fighting the Imps. Using his Shadow Clone technique, Naruto created a double of himself to assist him in fighting off the foot soldiers. The duo, using all the moves that they could think of on one hand, easily defeated the Imps.

    Pinkie, likewise, had the easiest time in fighting the Imps. Using her party cannon (which she never left home without), Pinkue aimed at the first Imp and launched a cake at it. This provided her not only with a victory, but also a viable distraction while she fought the second Imp. Grabbing the small demon-like creature, Pinkie proceeded to bodyslam the creature, causing it to explode from the force of the impact, which caused Pinkie to rebound like a rubber ball. The first Imp stopped eating the cake that had been launched at it, and charged at the pink mare. Pinkie's response was to stuff the poor screaming Imp into the cannon, and fire at a nearby brick wall. 

    Emperor Diabolica was not happy. Not happy at all, no siree bob. His entire plan to invade Core Earth was already coming apart, and at the hands of ordinary citizens, no less! But he was determined to stop these puny creatures, no matter the cost. "UNIREX!" he bellowed. "Destroy those foolish beings!" 

"...Yes, master." Unirex replied, his voice sounding like Christian Bale's Batman gargling gravel. 

Meanwhile, the Rangers were congratulating each other on their victories against the Imps when Naruto saw Unirex being sent down. "Looks like we've got another guy to deal with." he said.

"Whoa! Freaky." Toby said.

"Wait...Omnus said these watches would give us power!" Lettuce piped in. "Let's do it!" 

The others nodded. "MULTIVERSE, SAVE CORE EARTH!" they invoked as white energy encased the group and the Ranger suits materialized. The helmets were entirely solid colors, aside from the visors which were purely black embroidered with gold. The suits themselves were mostly solid, with white diamond shapes located on the shoulders, chests, lower torsos, and legs. The chestpieces were golden symbols depicting a picture of Core Earth. When the morphing sequence had finished, the team posed in the same positions as earlier, with an explosion randomly happening behind them. No one commented on this, not even the monster that they were about to fight. 

"HAHAHA!" Unirex taunted. "Nice costumes, fools! Where are you going, a masquerade ball for basement geeks?" 

"No, but we know where you're going!" Toby replied. "Back to the slime pits where you belong!" 

"Oh, is that so?" Unirex replied. "I don't think so, pal! I'm planning to stay, so I'll give you a warm welcome!" Unirex proceeded to blast a small stream of fire, knocking the team out of their poses and causing sparks to fly.

 
"Man, this guy is tough!" Naruto said.

"Yeah!" Usagi agreed, getting up and dusting herself off. 

"What do we do?" Pinkie asked.

"We fight." Lettuce answered, charging at Unirex.

"NO, WAIT A MINUTE LETTUCE, HE HAS A-" Naruto shouted as Unirex struck Lettuce with his drill horn.

"...drill." Naruto finished dryly. 

Lettuce got up, and began to tussle with Unirex, who kept drilling at him. "Whoa...just like a Rhyhorn." Toby muttered.

"A what?" Usagi asked, looking at Toby with a confused look. 

"I'll tell you later. Right now we have to help Lettuce." Toby replied. 

Naruto nodded, as he led the charge on Unirex, who laughed as the claw-like nails on his stubby little fingers grew into katanas. 

"Oh, I see you've returned to help your little friend here. It's too bad you'll get to see him be turned into chicken nuggets." the creature said. 

"...What. Did. You. Call me, motherfucker?!" Lettuce shouted, his blood boiling. 

"You heard me, little bird. You heard me so very well." Unirex replied, sharpening his claws and walking towards Lettuce. 

"NOBODY...CALLS ME...CHICKEN!" Lettuce shouted, charging up a punch and striking Unirex in the stomach. Unirex not only fell back, but seemed to get weaker. Much weaker. 

"That's it! His weak spot is his stomach!" Naruto said to his teammates. 

Toby grinned at Naruto underneath his helmet. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" 

"You know it!" Naruto replied, readying a flying kick. Toby and the others did the same.

"OK, team. On three! One...two...THREE!" Naruto said, the entire team fly-kicking Unirex, causing him to explode. 

    This pissed Diabolica off further, and he turned to Drako with a fierce look. "Bring him back." he said coldly. 
"I honestly would, sire, but there's only one problem: I cannot bring Unirex back, unless the forces of chaos are called upon to make him grow."

"Where is the problem in that, then?" Diabolica questioned, his tone becoming angrier.

"The forces of chaos are very dangerous and risky to summon, my lord. There's a chance that if brought back, Unirex would become unstable." Drako explained. 

"Then that is a risk we will have to take." Diabolica said, moving over to the cauldron. "FORCES OF CHAOS, MAKE MY BLOODBEAST GROOOOW!" Diabolica shouted, summoning a red bolt of lightning that struck the spot where Unirex once stood, reviving the monster and changing him into a giant. 

"Whoa!" Lettuce shouted. "He's as big as a battleship!" 

"What'll we do?!" Usagi asked, scared. "There's no way we can fight him while we're this small!"

"Omnus also mentioned something called a 'Multimegazord', right?" Toby asked Naruto. "We can summon that to deal with Unirex!" 

"Good idea!" Naruto said. "WE NEED DINOZORD POWER NOW!" he shouted up at the sky. In the distance, loud roars could be heard as the Dinozords were summoned. The Tyrannosaurus Dinozord was mostly a solid red with patches of silver and glowing white eyes. The Stegosaurus Dinozord was almost entirely blue, aside from the silver and gold colorations of its spinal fins, as well as the purely silver underbelly and legs, with eyes that glowed an eerie yellow. The Triceratops Zord was entirely green, with menacing red eyes. The Hadrosaurus Dinozord was of a similar vein, colored an entirely solid yellow, with blue eyes just like Usagi's. The Ankylosaurus Dinozord's top half was a hot pink, while the bottom half was entirely silver. The cockpits of each Zord were all identical, being entirely silver rooms with a colored symbol representing the Dinozord, and by extension, the Ranger piloting it. The controls for the Zords, likewise, were identical, consisting of various buttons and joysticks much like a video game. When the Rangers were transported into the cockpits of their Dinozords, each of them had different reactions and comments:

"Red Ranger locked and loaded!" Naruto said.

"Awesome!" Toby commented.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all outta gum." Lettuce declared.

"Ooh, is that a stereo?" Usagi asked, noticing a stereo system in her Zord. 

"...A CANDY DRAWER?!" Pinkie shouted excitedly. 

Once the other Rangers were ready, Naruto began the transformation sequence for the Multimegazord. "Multimegazord sequence has been activated." a robotic voice announced as the Tyrannosaurus Dinozord began to transform into the head and torso of a human. The Stegosaurus Dinozord split itself in half to form the arms, attaching themselves to the body. The Ankylosaurus and Hadrosaurus Dinozords merged together to form the left leg, and the Triceratops Dinozord formed the right leg. "Multimegazord sequence complete." the robotic voice announced as the transformation finished. Now in a cockpit big enough to fit all of them, the Rangers prepared to take Unirex down once and for all. 

"Oh, goody! I have a new playmate!" Unirex cackled as he charged at the Multimegazord.

"You wanna play?!" Naruto taunted. "All righty then, let's play wrestlers!" The Multimegazord then stopped Unirex dead in his tracks as it piledrived the monster into the ground. Unirex let out a groan of pain as he slowly got up.

 
"You wanna play dirty? Fine, I'll play dirty too!" Unirex shouted as he activated his drill horn. 

"Activate Dino Shields!" Toby said quickly as he pressed a button that formed dual solid gold rounded shields that appeared in the Multimegazord's hands. Unirex's drill gave off bright sparks as it tried weakening the shields. The Multimegazord, when the drill began to slow down from exerting so much energy, threw the left shield at the horn, breaking it off and leaving a massive hole in Unirex's forehead. 

"NO! MY BEAUTIFUL HORN!" Unirex shouted, rather upset. Making his claws grow again, Unirex raised his arms to slash at the Multimegazord, knocking the robot back quite a bit. Thinking quickly, Lettuce readied the second Dino Shield and tossed it, hoping to counterattack. What he got instead was the shield coming back like a boomerang, cutting off both of Unirex's arms in the process. Now armless and mostly without defenses, Unirex continued to fight even though he was bleeding out slowly. Seizing the chance to finish off their foe, the Rangers summoned the Power Sword, a silver blade that landed hilt-up onto the ground. Picking it up, the Multimegazord readied a finishing move as Unirex begged for mercy.

"Please don'r kill me!" Unirex begged. "I didn't mean it when I insulted your outfits! I'm sor-" Unirex didn't get to finish his pleas, as the slash from the Power Sword caused him to explode. 

"Good work, Rangers." Omus said, communicating with the Multimegazord. "Return to the Command Center at once."

    Meanwhile, Emperor Diabolica had reached his boiling point. "YOU IDIOTS! IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE POWER RANGERS, OUR FIRST ATTACK WOULD'VE BEEN SUCCESSFUL!"

"Do not worry, my emperor. We will defeat them soon enough." Baphomet said.

"I hope so, Baphomet." Vipera said, stroking her lover's head. "For once we do, we will make them pay."

"I honestly hope we don't defeat them soon." Circe whispered to Kraky, sharing a bowl of popcorn with her friend. "The Emperor's meltdowns are just too fun to watch."

    Meanwhile, at the Command Center, Omnus was smiling at his Rangers from beneath his hood. "You have done well, Power Rangers. You have shown Emperor Diabolica that as a team, you are a force of good that will be reckoned with. But even though we've won this battle, there are many more to be fought." 

Naruto took a deep breath, and spoke. "Even if it takes the rest of our lives, we'll dedicate every day to defeating Diabolica. Who's with me?"

"I am." Lettuce said, extending a flipper.

"Me too!" Toby said, placing his hand on Lettuce's flipper.

"Even though that was really scary, count me in!" Usagi said, placing her hand.

"Me four!" Pinkie said happily, putting her right hoof on the pile.

Naruto grinned as he joined hands, flipper, and hoof with his teammates. Throwing their appendages into the air, one thing could be heard in the Command Center:

"POWER RANGERS!"

[4EverGreen]

It's my turn to have some shameless self-promotion! So for the first time, in its entirety, here is a prime episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" /

This episode is dedicated to the awesomeness that is Christopher Lee. It's time for another ROCKING episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" / Sniz is in the control room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, our contestants were forced to flee for their lives, as they escaped the big house; AKA, jail! Both teams came up with clever ways for freeing their team-mate from solitary confinement; but no amount of cleverness could have prepared them for the BIGGEST and most SHOCKING plot twist ever: the return of AANG! That's right, the Avatar is back, and he's all set to dominate the competition, and win a NOW greater first prize award, of $7.7 million! But before Aang could do that, he needed to get some DEAD weight out of the Network Noobs! And therefore, we said farewell to Gerald and his coolness! With Aang back in the game, will the Boom Vets finally get their old team unity spirit back? Will the Network Noobs be able to put up with Aang? And will Aang EVER stop calling the people of Nickelodeon JERKFACES?! All of these questions and more will be answered, on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / "$7.7 Million B.C.C.A.a.C. (Before Chaos, Confusion, Aang, and Cartoons.")

In the Network Noobs trailer, the team (minus Aang, who is absent) are puzzling over how to handle the game now. Darwin says: "It already feels a LOT less cooler with Gerald gone! Without a human on our team, Pearl and I are now the most HIGHLY evolved creatures on this team, not COUNTING Aang!" Zim asks: "And am I CHOPPED LIVER?!" Darwin says: "Make that the most evolved creatures from EARTH!" Larry says: "I admit, it's not ideal. But let's face the facts; we're stuck with him for at LEAST three more days! So we might as well make the best of it and try to WIN a challenge! If we don't, Aang gets HIS pick of who to vote off next!" Dog says: "But what are we going to do? I don't think we can play on the WEAKNESS of the team unity of the Boom Vets anymore. It looks like they've recovered from that whole lie mess; and now they're going to be all ORGANIZED on trying to boot Aang off!" Larry says: "Agreed. We're faced up against some tough odds, not the least of which is a team-member none of us really like, and one who doesn't even want to JOIN in our alliance!" Craig says: "But we DO still have a chance, right?" Larry says: "Of course we do! Aang's return does NOT change our end game in the slightest! We're simply going to have to adapt our plans to fit him in! And the next time Aang is vulnerable, we dump him!"

Pearl asks: "Do you really think we can?" Larry says: "Not only CAN we, but we SHOULD! It just means more money for the rest of us!" Dog says: "And I can tell you, if I win that kind of money, think of how HAPPY it would make my brother Cat!" (Confessional) Dog says: "The only thing that really bothers me about this game, is how often our team seems to get STUCK with certain team-members we don't like! It seems like no sooner do we get rid of Angelica, that AANG has to but his way in! Well, Avatar or NO Avatar, we are NOT letting him interfere with our over-all game plan! Larry is STILL in charge, and he is taking all of US to the team merge, preferably WITHOUT Aang! Although, I do have to wonder what will happen when the team merge hits?" / Larry says: "Up until now, it was an unspoken agreement that I was the leader of my team. But with Aang around, I can't afford to take that chance anymore! Especially since HE is allowed to use any of his Avatar powers whenever he wants; it's not safe for ANY of us to assume that we can get an advantage over him! So right now, we have to keep our Aang hating profiles on the down low. Hopefully, we won't have to wait for long before we can jettison Aang off the team!" (End Confessional)

In the Boom Vets trailer, all of the contestants are waking up to a fine day! Stimpy says: "It sure feels good to be playing on this show!" Rocko says: "Somebody's in a better mood today!" Stimpy says: "Why shouldn't I be? Thanks to Aang re-appearing on this show, I'm no longer the biggest target in the game! I'm feeling optimistic about my chances again!" Haggis says: "That's good! We need all the optimism we can GET when we face up against Aang and his Avatar powers!" Otto says: "Not to mention an INSANE amount of luck! Angelica, you got rid of Aang LAST time; what are his BIGGEST weaknesses?" Angelica answers: "Obviously, his temper, his vanity, his sense of being OVERLY important, his fame, his appearance, and people trying to mess him up! In other words, it will be his SHEER dedication of trying to be perfect that will be his downfall!" Suzie says: "And luckily for us, you're the QUEEN of sabotage!" Angelica says: "One problem with that; I don't think playing the song Barbie Girl is going to WORK on Aang again!" Spongebob says: "Than we just use another SONG that he finds equally bad!" Reggie says: "We can use a Justin Bieber song; that will make ANYBODY mad!!!!" Marlene seriously says: "Don't EVEN kid about something like that!" Reggie says: "It's a suggestion!" Marlene says: "Well, with OUR luck, Aang would probably actually LIKE Justin Bieber!"

(Confessional) Marlene says: "It's simple logic; bad people like BAD singers! There are three things that both ME and Skipper can not stand; Nefarious plots by Dr. Blowhole, Treeflower, and ANYTHING concerning Justin Bieber, not necessarily in that order!" / Spongebob says: "In terms of power, Aang probably has the most. But does he have a wide support of loyal friends and team-mates he can rely on when times get tough? That's what most of us have! Our team unity couldn't be any stronger! Using the power of team-work and cooperation, we'll overcome ANYTHING that Aang throws at us!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, everyone hears someone blowing a HORN; only, not a horn that they have EVER heard before! Suzie says: "That is the weirdest noise I have ever heard!" Otto says: "At least it's not something SUPER annoying like the things Sniz USUALLY wakes us up with!" / The contestants gather up outside, to see Sniz and Fondue dressed up in prehistoric furs! Sniz says: "Welcome to Jurassic Park! Just kidding! This is actually 7.7 million years ago, the dawn of mankind! Or at least, that's the date WE'RE going with! Before mankind could dominate Earth and develop civilization, they had to develop rudimentary skills first! That's why today, we are doing the pre-historic movie challenge!" Angelica says: "Finally! A challenge SUITABLE for Otto's mind!"

Otto sarcastically says: "I could say the same thing about yours, Neanderthal!" Spongebob says: "Actually, it's very possible that Angelica HAS Neanderthal blood in her! Scientists have recently determined that modern humans are actually a mix of Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon descendants from 500,000 years ago; at least in terms of their blood D.N.A. is concerned!" Otto says: "Totally NOT the point I was trying to make, Spongebob!" Spongebob says: "Understood!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Yep! Still have DEFINITELY got to work on my Comprehension Skills! / Angelica says: "Otto calling ME a Neanderthal?! That's a laugh! If I have Neanderthal blood IN me, then I hope HAGGIS gets struck by LIGHTNING!" / Haggis says: "That's weird! All of the sudden, I just had the strangest feeling that SOMEONE wished for me to be struck by lightning if it turned out that the certain person who WISHED it, had Neanderthal BLOOD inside of them!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Just one question; where's the AVATAR? Or is he too important to even show UP for this challenge?!" Aang walks onto the set and says: "Don't worry, I may be TOO important to sleep with the LITTLE people, but I'm still generous enough to GRACE you with my presence! Even though I'm WAY out of your league; if you're lucky, I might SOMEHOW give you the time of day!!!!"

Angelica makes a gagging noise and says: "BLEAH!!!!" Aang yells: "WHAT WAS THAT?!!!" Angelica nervously says: "Just clearing my throat, Aang! No need to get nasty!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "STUPID Avatar and his Avatar powers!" / Aang says: "Am I using my powers to intimidate those who DARE to make fun of me? Maybe! But only because they deserve it for making fun of my MOVIE!!!! I asked for their support, but did I get IT?!!! NO!!!! So if they think it's FUN to humiliate ME; let's see how much FUN they find it when I'm the one HUMILIATING them!!!! And I think I'll start off by ELIMINATING the Boom Vets, one by ONE!!!! It will be just like shooting fish in a barrel!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Before I tell you what the challenge is about, our legal defense asked me to run something by you!"

And picking up a prepared statement, Sniz reads: "Johnathan, the representing lawyer of Aang, the all-powerful Avatar, would like to once again thank the Nickelodeon JERKFACES for their cooperation in this legal matter! In addition to Aang being able to use any and ALL of his Avatar powers, Aang shall be fed ANYTHING his heart desires the moment he demands it, unlimited massages and foot rubs, unrestricted access to Sniz and Fondue's PRIVATE hot tub, free trips to the Chocolate Fountain and Candy Store, a full fridge supply of Pepsi, and a fully, air-conditioned private trailer!" Pearl shouts: "WHAT?! He can't be ALLOWED to have all THAT?!" Sniz says: "All that, AND a water-bed, that will never, EVER break!" Craig says: "I can understand a grudge, but that's just being SELFISH for one's all selfish wants and needs!" Aang says: "I deserve the absolute BEST from this network, and THAT'S what I'm going to GET! And unless any of YOU has the type of money or influence that can hire the kind of lawyer I have to get what you want, I think you're in no position to COMPLAIN about it!" (Confessional)

Otto says: "OH; this goes far BEYOND complaining, this skips right to being FURIOUS!!!!" / Reggie says: "Forget trying to get RID of Angelica! Aang is now my number one target!" / Stimpy says: "I'm just glad that I'm NOT the number one target anymore!" / Haggis says: "You want to make a mockery of ME? FINE! But when you make a mockery of game shows and what they're supposed to be about, that's when I get MAD!!!! You're about to see what kind of fire-power you're dealing with! And my experience, is going to TRUMP your COCKY attitude! Get ready; I'm coming for YOU!" (End Confessional) Fondue says: "Enough with the legalities! It's time to get on with the challenge!" Angelica asks: "Question; will I be able to get a new wig today? This Pearl look-alike rug isn't doing it for me, anymore." Sniz says: "Sure! But we've only got ONE in stock; the Adult Pebbles Flintstone!" Angelica says: "I was HOPING for an Angelina Jolie!" Sniz says: "Do you not want it?" Angelica nervously says: "I'll take it!" (Confessional) Angelica puts her NEW wig on and says: "The advantage of THIS wig, is that it makes me look like I have more hair!" (End Confessional) Angelica comes back out, wearing her red wig, and Otto laughs! Angelica asks: "What's so FUNNY?!" Otto says: "Nothing! I think you look BETTER with the red hair!" Angelica asks: "Why don't YOU wear it, Otto?!"

Otto seriously says: "I'll pass, Angelica." Sniz says: "The prehistoric challenge will be divided into three parts. First, using ONLY flints, you will make a fire, and pull mankind out of the darkness of primitive beasts, into the dawn of intelligence! Second, you will build the first set of wheels, and race to our FAUX tar pits! They're actually vats of Nickelodeon slime, colored with black food color dye! In the fake tar pits, you'll see two rocky columns. On the rocky columns, the two teams will each fight each other off, one by one. Boom Vets, since you have three more contestants than the Network Noobs, three of you will need to sit that part of the challenge out." The Boom Vets all strategize, and Stimpy says: "Marlene, Rocko, and I will sit the last part of the challenge out." Sniz says: "It's all settled then! The winning team not only wins immunity, they win an all you can eat buffet of Brontosaurus Burgers!" Marlene says: "But Brontosaurus' aren't even REAL dinosaurs!" Sniz says: "Not after eating them, they're not! The losing team will find one of their own, eliminated from the game! So, it's TIME to make some FIRE! Right after these important, commercial messages!" (Commercial break) /

The contestants are now all dressed in caveman furs, minus the contestants who don't WEAR any clothes to begin with! Stimpy is looking at his unusually BARE hands and says: "I can't believe they made me put my gloves in the hope chest!" Rocko asks: "Why?" Stimpy says: "Apparently, gloves didn't EXIST 7.7 million years ago, but apparently, bright red hair-dos DID!" Angelica says: "Hey! I got it, so I'm going to flaunt it!" Otto sarcastically says: "YEP! Sounds like Angelica Pickles, is BACK to normal!" (Confessional) Otto says: "And by back to normal, I mean, being a rude, condescending JERK! I have just about HAD it with her! I've been giving my ALL to this team since day one! Than Miss I'm too COOL to care suddenly wakes up, and she actually DECIDES to have a personality, and people start ADMIRING her for it?! She might have helped us in the Power Rangers challenge AND the Prison challenge, but there's an old saying to take into consideration; the bigger the red hair wig, the MIGHTIER the fall!" (End Confessional)

Sniz speaks through the horn and says: "Every day was a struggle for cave-men and their associated animal companions! Every day, they had to get up at the crack of dawn and start their fire; and fire is the best defense against prehistoric beasts!" Zim asks: "You mean like Mastodons and Saber-toothed Tigers?!" Sniz says: "Exactly! Have you been studying up on Earth history?" Zim says: "Actually, I watched episodes of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers in order to see what Earth conquering ideas would NOT work for me!" Pearl says: "I'll give you points for honesty." Sniz says: "So it is vital that you get a fire going as fast as you can, and Aang, NO Avatar powers!" Aang says: "My contract allows me to use my Avatar powers whenever I WANT to use them!" Sniz says: "But according to historical records, Avatar powers didn't EXIST 7.7 million years ago! Therefore, your argument is invalid!" Aang angrily says: "FINE! Watch me make fire WITHOUT any Avatar powers! It will be easier than beating the SNOT out of ZUKO!" Sniz says: "The first team that makes fire using ONLY their flints, will have a MAJOR advantage in the last part of the challenge! Let's get BURNING!!!!" And the two teams frantically get to work trying to ignite a fire!

Stimpy asks: "Is this REALLY the way cave people did this 7.7 million years ago?" Reggie says: "As far as historians, know. None of us were around to see them actually do it. Not even Haggis McHaggis; and he out-lived Christopher Lee!" Haggis sarcastically says: "How TOTALLY original! The last time I laughed at THAT joke, I was watching Casablanca when it FIRST came out in movie theaters!" Rocko asks: "You were ALIVE in 1942?!" Haggis says: "I'm not EVEN going to answer that one!" Angelica says: "Than answer me this; how are we going to get this fire started?" Haggis says: "When faced up against a tough situation like this; I always have to think; W.W.C.L.D." Suzie asks: "W.W.C.L.D?" Haggis clarifies: "What Would Christopher Lee, Do?" Otto says: "None of us would know, we can't ASK him anymore!" Haggis says: "Totally irrelevant! I was good friends with Christopher Lee. He gave me a BUNCH of insight to help me out in tough situations! And to make a fire, it ALWAYS helps to stare intently and where you want the flame to spark, and then watch it SMOLDER!!!!" (Confessional)

Otto says: "Yep! Haggis has lost it! He's gone from being useful and FULL of knowledge, to just being crazy about a fellow actor who's no longer around. I mean, I think Jesse Owens was a good athlete, but thinking about him isn't going to bring him back!" / Haggis says: "If I was more of a betting man, I would've bet MONEY that Christopher Lee would outlive me! Glad I never made THAT bet! But these young punks don't know what true acting IS! Not the way I do! Christopher Lee may be gone, but I ensure his legacy of acting lives on!" (End Confessional) Otto gets up and says: "I'm going to do something useful, like maybe rustle up some cactus juice!" Reggie asks: "Did people even know how to GET juice from cactus 7.7 million years ago?" Otto says: "I'm sure SOMEBODY did!" Otto walks away, and discreetly cough-speaks: "LOSERS!!!!" Than General Barracuda GRABS him; hoisting him up and making his SKATEBOARD underwear visible! Otto pulls his fur clothing down and says: "WHOA! Easy there! Not a lot of fabric, down there!" General Barracuda says: "Hand it over!" Otto reaches into a pocket, pulls out a lighter, tosses it to General Barracuda and laughingly says: "Fine!" General Barracuda yells: "ALL OF IT!!!!" Otto GROANS, and begrudgingly, sarcastically says: "FINE!!!!" and he pulls out SEVEN more lighters, and hands them to General Barracuda!

Suddenly, General Barracuda is alerted by his son and daughter! Craig says: "Dad, can you give us a hand? The prehistoric canines are really DIFFICULT to maintain, and I DON'T mean Dog and Larry!" General Barracuda puts Otto down, and says: "I'll deal with YOU, later!" / Meanwhile, Aang is angrily saying: "Spark, SPARK!!!! Spark you STUPID fire, start!" Pearl says: "If I might make a suggestion..." Aang shouts: "It's not WELCOME!!!!" Pearl says: "But I could REALLY..." Aang shouts: "I totally HAVE it!" Pearl says: "But if you MERELY..." Aang shouts: "It's under control!!!!" / Otto comes back to the other Boom Vets, and Otto says: "People, I have the solution to our problem!" Marlene asks: "Using Angelica's fiery HEAD to start the fire?!" Otto says: "Very clever, but no! I can get this fire started, but you'll have to turn around for me to do it!" The other Boom Vets all turn their backs around, and Suzie asks: "Is your technique a trade secret?" Otto says: "Oh, it's a SECRET of sorts!" And Otto discreetly pulls out a LIGHTER from his fur skin, and simply LIGHTS up the firewood! Otto quickly puts the lighter away and says: "Ta-da!!!!"

And the Boom Vets CHEER at Otto's 'success!' Aang puts his flints DOWN and angrily says: "You JERKFACES obviously gave ME fake FLINTS!!!! NOBODY could start a FIRE with THOSE things!!!!" But Pearl merely picks the two flints up, strikes the flints, sparks fly out, and a fire is STARTED!!!! Aang sees this and immediately starts SHOUTING: "OHHH, (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) Son of A, (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) IDIOTIC (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (BLEEP!!!!) (Extra-LONG BLEEP!!!!!!!!)" Angelica says: "OOH!!!! Censored swearing! Suddenly, he's a LOT more ATTRACTIVE!!!!" But Otto is not amused by this comment, and he throws an EPIC backwards punch into Angelica's face, once again HITTING her in the left EYE!!!! Angelica screams: "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not TWICE, in the EXACT same EYE!!!! Now NOTHING is going to look RIGHT!" (Confessional) Angelica, now with a black eye, says: "Aang is going to PAY for THAT! He thinks he can get away with damaging ME?! He is in for a rude AWAKENING! I think I'll just take a pair of SCISSORS to those fancy clothes of his, and let's see how he likes it when he gets DAMAGED!" / Otto says: "Angelica just made me mad, she shouldn't have done that! I'm not exactly the best at controlling my own body when I get mad! (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "First part of the challenge is over! It's time for you to build some wheels!" / The contestants are now looking at what APPEARS to be rudimentary 2X4's, primitive tools, rocks, and pieces of wood. Larry asks: "So what are we supposed to do?" Sniz answers: "Make a set of wheels, to get you from here, to the tar pits! To make it more challenging, you can use ONLY materials that the cave people had access to!" Craig asks: "Dad? You're sort of, into building and using your own stuff, right?" General Barracuda says: "Yes." Craig says: "Than how do we put a car together? Especially one from 7.7 million years ago?" General Barracuda says: "I'm not allowed to directly interfere with this challenge. I'm afraid you are on your own." Craig says: "Worth a shot!" (Confessional) Craig says: "As my mother always used to say, even though I now KNOW she's just my Aunt, you never know unless you ask!" (End Confessional) Reggie says: "The way I see it, this is just like putting together a skate-board, only slightly more complicated, and with more pieces!" Otto says: "Than maybe YOU would be best for putting it together?" Reggie says: "Don't worry, brother! I have the magic touch!" (Confessional)

Reggie says: "Now that I'm over that DUMB hotel spa lie, I can finally focus on more important things, like contributing to the team! This is where my contributions pay off!" / Otto says: "It's times like these that I'm glad Reggie is related to me. The girl knows her mechanics!" / Rocko says: "It's times like these that I'm glad Reggie is my girlfriend. The girl knows her mechanics!" (End Confessional) Zim says: "I think I have the knowledge to help us! Let me handle this job!" Darwin asks: "YOU are going to put together a car?!" Zim says: "I know enough to SORT of repair my Robot, and enough to repair any IRKEN technology that gets broken; I THINK I can put together a prehistoric car!" (Confessional) Zim says: "Mechanics is in my blood! Technically, SILICONE is my blood, but that's beside the point! I know how to build things, even though I spend most of my time breaking them! My greatest achievement so far? Making Dib's old Game Boy Advance POWERFUL enough to play games from the WII on it! It's just my little way of apologizing for when I was still TRYING to destroy Earth! But that's all water under the bridge now; and thanks to my assimilation with Dib's genes, I now CAN safely get into water without it hurting me! No more paste treatments for THIS Irken!" / Darwin says: "We're trusting ZIM to put together a machine?! This better NOT blow up!" (End Confessional)

During the car building montage, a portion of the hit song “Walk the Dinosaur,” by Was (Not Was) plays during the sequence. /

“I walked a dinosaur, I walked a dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, Everybody walk the dinosaur. One night I dreamed of New York, you and I roasting blue pork in the Statue of Liberty's torch! Elvis landed in a rocket, rocket, rocket, ship. Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared! But where was his beard? A shadow from the sky; much too big to be a bird, a screaming, crashing, noise, louder than I've ever heard; it looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar. Suddenly, a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar! I killed a dinosaur, I killed a dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the dinosaur. Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, Boom boom acka lacka boom boom. Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, Boom boom acka lacka boom boom! Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, Boom boom acka lacka boom boom. Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, Boom boom acka lacka boom boom! Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom, Boom boom acka lacka boom boom!”

Amazingly, both Reggie AND Zim finish their make-shift cars at the exact same time! Reggie says: "Perfect, even if I do say so myself!" Marlene says: "Reggie, you're a mechanical genius!" Rocko says: "More than that, you're a valued member of the team!" (Confessional) Reggie says: "It feels SO good to be loved again! I DEFINITELY don't want to go through the feeling of being HATED again!" / Marlene says: "Team unity is just the thing WE need to beat Aang and the Network Noobs! Even if they can't eliminate Aang today, having them DOWN a member for the next challenge will make it easier to boot him!" / Rocko says: "It sure feels good to see Reggie back in everyone's good graces; apologizing and helping us work together has really helped us out! And still, I just have the STRANGEST feeling that SOMEHOW; the other shoe STILL remains to be dropped! But if not for the spa lie; than for what?" (End Confessional) Darwin says: "I take it back; you built a pretty decent car, Zim." Zim says: "It's a primitive model, but it will serve our needs. I want to win as much as you do!" Aang says: "Which I am EVER so happy about!"

(Confessional) Aang says: "But of course I don't TRUST him; I don't trust ANY of those losers! I'm relying on only THREE people to help ME win immunity; me, myself, and I!!!!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "Let's MOVE it, people!" And the two teams race towards the fake tar pits with the rocky columns! Marlene says: "I wish Skipper was here; he LOVES a good chase scene!" Stimpy says: "Maybe if you win, you two can re-enact the racing scene from Grease!" Marlene says: "That would be cool, I would love that!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Note to self; get Skipper on-board with the idea to re-enact the racing scene from Grease!" (End Confessional) The two teams both get to the fake tar pits at about the same time! Sniz says: "You are finally all here! Now, it's time to reveal the advantage! The Network Noobs get the BIG clubs while the Boom Vets get the SMALL clubs!" Otto says: "Excuse me?! We started OUR fire first!" Sniz says: "Nuh-uh! To paraphrase Billy Joel, you DIDN'T start the fire! PEARL started the fire FIRST with her FLINTS! No rewards for starting your fire with a hidden LIGHTER!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Who carries NINE lighters around with them anyways?!" Stimpy asks: "Is THAT where you got the idea that Ren was obsessed with the number NINE?! Who gets obsessed with the number NINE?! I mean, BESIDES The Beatles?!"

Angelica says: "So, Mr. I Always Play by the Rules turns out to have CHEATED!!!!" Otto scoffs: "Big DEAL! Aang couldn't start the fire, EITHER!!!!" And Aang LEERS angrily! (Confessional) Aang says: "Otto has just shown he is NOT to be trusted! He will have to be taken out SOON before the team merge!" (Aang is unaware that a HAND with a pair of scissors is reaching toward his FANCY clothes!) Aang says: "I am keeping a close WATCH on Otto; NOTHING is going to get past me!" (CLIP! ZOOM!!!!) / Angelica, holding a piece of Aang's fancy clothes, triumphantly shouts: "I GOT some!!!! I actually GOT some!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! I'm NOT crazy!!!! I just want to take that over-egotistical Aang DOWN a notch!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to pair off! Stimpy, Marlene, Rocko, even though you're not participating, I would like it if you could comment. Otto, you're up against Zim. Reggie, you're up against Pearl. Spongebob, you're up against Craig. Suzie, you're up against Dog. Angelica, you're up against Darwin, Haggis, you are up against Larry. And if there's a tie, one contestant will fight it out to the end against Aang!" Spongebob says: "I'm READY!!!!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "It's time for my Karate Courses to dish out some pain and SHOW everyone what I'm made of! I have NEVER been so excited for a challenge!" (End Confessional)

Reggie and Pearl both face off first! General Barracuda says: "Remember what I taught you; go for the jugular!" Pearl says: "You've got some bad luck to be faced off with me!" Reggie says: "Luck? Yes. Bad? Debatable!" And Sniz blows the strange horn and he says: "Start!" Pearl jumps around, trying to make her moves look unpredictable! Reggie says: "Time to see if my karma IS truly all better! Club, smash some STUFF!" And Reggie THROWS her club at Pearl! It HITS, and Pearl is KNOCKED into the Fake Tar Pits! Sniz says: "Score one for the Boom Vets!" / Otto is facing off against Zim, and Otto says: "You don't stand a CHANCE against me! I am Otto ROCKET!!!!" Zim says: "Well I scored FIRST in Irken Whack a HUMAN!!!!" And Zim QUICKLY hammers his club down and against Otto Rocket, quickly knocking HIM down from the rocky column, into the fake tar pit!

Sniz says: "The score is tied up, one to one!" / Spongebob is now facing off against Craig. Craig says: "Spongebob; I'm sorry I got paired up against you again, but I have to take you down. Nothing personal, all right?" Spongebob says: "We'll see who takes WHO down!" And Spongebob starts making his karate moves! This makes Craig nervous, and without even THINKING about it; Craig LUNGES forward and knocks Spongebob in the GUT with his club! Spongebob gets knocked RIGHT off the rocky column! Craig says: "Sorry Spongebob! My reflex instinct just kind of kicked in!" Spongebob shouts: "I forgive you!"

And Spongebob falls into the fake tar pits! (Confessional) Spongebob is covered in the black stuff, and says: "Fortunately, the Nickelodeon slime being used for the fake tar pits, is actually a mixture of blackberry and raspberry Jell-O. So it makes for a nice, cool, refreshing snack." / General Barracuda says: "That's my SON! He has the same instinctive instinct to defend! Luckily, he knows only how to use it in SELF-defense! It would be terrible for him to make the same mistakes I did! And what's really funny? It's the fact that I haven't heard or seen any evidence of Master Coelaceanth about! That's TOTALLY not like him! I know he wouldn't give up! So, what's the deal with HIM?" / Craig says: "I play a little baseball on the side. Girly tells me I could probably go pro if I WANT to! If I DON'T win this season, I'll probably take her up on that offer! I mean, I don't take ANY illegal substances’, and I always play the game fair and square! Besides, it will be GOOD for kids with sports dreams to have a clean ROLE model to look up to!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That's two to one, in favor of the Network Noobs!" / Haggis is now up against Larry! Larry holds up his club triumphantly and says: "To the fish who raised me; this is for YOU!!!!" (Confessional)

Larry is covered up in the black stuff, and says: "I'm still planning on winning this season, but that dramatic pose alone will be worth MILLIONS in setting up the right endorsement deals, for companies that want the athletic/modeling type! This stuff feels SO good for my skin!" (End Confessional) Haggis says: "Maybe you should focus MORE on self-defense!!!!" And Haggis KNOCKS Larry on the head and against the chest; and Larry's fur coat gets CAUGHT on the rocky column, and then it RIPS, making Larry NAKED as he falls DOWN into the fake tar pits! Sniz says: "It's now two and two, we're tied up!" / Angelica is facing off against Darwin. Angelica says: "Am I supposed to take this fight SERIOUSLY? I don't think I can FIGHT something that's less evolved than I am!" Darwin says: "Well, I thought this fight was supposed to be SUCKER free!" And Darwin knocks Angelica's WIG off of her! And Angelica screams: "My WIG!!!!" And she jumps down after it! She recovers her wig, but she has LOST in the process! Darwin says: "My mistake! The sucker is STILL here!" Sniz says: "The Network Noobs pull ahead, three to two!" / Suzie and Dog are facing off against each other! Dog says: "Don't take me lightly! I am a fighter, I'm a contender! I plan on winning..."

Suzie holds up her club and says: "You see the big stick?! Do you like the big stick?! Do you WANT the big stick?! Than FETCH; boy!!!!" Suzie throws her club OUT into the air; Dog JUMPS and catches it; than comically HANGS in mid-air as Suzie says: "I hope you have your frequent FLIER miles handy!" Dog inexplicably holds a sign up that says: "Brother!!!!" And he falls into the fake tar pits! (Confessional) Dog is covered in the black stuff and says: "Could have been worse! I could have been STRUCK by lightning!" Suzie says: "That trick works all the time on Spike Jr., back home! Sometimes, it's just TOO easy!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We are all tied up, three to three! That means that we go into; SUDDEN DEATH!!!! Someone will have to volunteer to fight against Aang; but this fight is for ALL the marbles! That means no elimination ceremony! Do NOT pass go, do not win up to $7.7 MILLION!!!!" Aang says: "You SAID that the contestants were NOT allowed to BOOT me OFF!!!!"

Sniz says: "Luckily for US; BOOTS didn't EXIST 7.7 million years ago! Therefore, your argument is invalid!" Haggis raises his hand and says: "I'll volunteer! Who better to bring down a young PUNK than an experienced actor?!" (Confessional) Haggis says: "All my years of training and experience has been building up to this moment! I'll finally show Aang what a real actor is all about! Christopher Lee, I'm going to make you PROUD!!!!" / Aang asks: "Does Haggis THINK he have a chance against me?! I have got only THREE words for HIM; bring it ON!!!!" (End Confessional) Haggis and Aang are facing off against each other! Haggis says: "It's too bad we have to fight against each other! Under better circumstances, I could TEACH you how to act!" Aang angrily says: "No GEEZER is going to give ME lessons on how I should ACT!!!! I'm the all-powerful Avatar; and you are essentially WORTHLESS to this game!" Haggis says: "I may be old, but I'm not useless! My knowledge has helped my team-mates out in a DOZEN challenges! What have YOU ever contributed to YOUR team?!" Aang says: "That doesn't even DIGNIFY a response from ME!" Haggis says: "It BETTER! Because I am going to TAKE my club, and SHOVE it down YOUR--!!"

But Haggis NEVER gets to finish his statement, because at that PRECISE moment; the car that ZIM made shoots ELECTRICITY at Haggis, which AIMS for Haggis' club that is raised into the SKY!!!! Sparking with electricity; the shock sends Haggis flying OUT of his clothes and INTO the fake tar pits, exposing EVERYONE to his ugly keister! Marlene shouts: "ANGELICA!!!! Did you WISH for Haggis to be STRUCK by lightning if it turned OUT that you HAD Neanderthal blood inside of YOU?!!!" Angelica shouts: "Coincidence!!!!" (Confessional) Angelica scoffs and says: "Yeah right! Like me WISHING for Haggis to be struck by lightning REALLY caused him to be struck by lightning! If real LIFE worked that way; then I wish for Justin BIEBER to be struck by lightning!" And Cosmo appears, and magically poofs a T.V., which is reporting the news! And the news states: "And in the news today, this just in! For the second time in TWO weeks, Justin Bieber has been INEXPLICABLY struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" And Cosmo LAUGHS at the irony of the situation, but Angelica ANGRILY throws her SCISSORS at the T.V. which BREAKS it, and Angelica incredulously asks: "Oh, YEAH?!!! Well, who asked YOU?!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Tough LUCK for the Boom Vets! Unfortunately, a challenge is a challenge. Haggis agreed to play by the rules, and he lost by them."

Aang says: "Too bad, so sad. More money for ME!!!!" Sniz says: "That means no ceremony tonight, Haggis! The Limousine of Losers awaits you!" Haggis asks: "Can I at LEAST have my clothes back?!" Sniz says: "Let me, think about it...NO!!!!" Haggis, holding his club, says: "At least I still have my shillelagh. It's not the FIRST time I've been forced to hike around naked!" Marlene says: "Haggis, you may have a not so pretty keister, but we're still going to miss you!" Stimpy says: "I'll try my best to beat Aang for you!" Haggis says: "Thank you, Stimpy. I know you well." And Haggis gets on the Limousine of Losers, and it drives away! Sniz says: "Network Noobs, it looks like your losing spell is FINALLY over! You get to enjoy your dinner of an all you can eat buffet of Brontosaurus Burgers!" Marlene says: "Which STILL isn't a real dinosaur!" Sniz says: "By the way, since Aang only dines on the most exquisite food, meaning menu items from Red Lobster ONLY; you Boom Vets can share the portion of Aang's reward that he WON'T be having!" Marlene says: "Than again, none of us were AROUND to see whether or not Brontosaurus' actually MIGHT have existed!" And the Boom Vets join in on the feast! (Confessional)

Sniz says: "Look, I know you ALL wanted to see Angelica clip the SHIRT off Aang! Trust me, I did to! The thing is; Aang has a kick-BUTT lawyer named Jonathan! We're not allowed to mess a single THING up of Aang's! So, WANDA?!!!" Wanda appears and says: "Yes?" Sniz says: "I wish that Aang NEVER finds out about Angelica messing up his shirt today. Because if he did; we'll be wishing he HADN'T!!!!" Wanda sighs and says: "AHHH!!!!" And she magically makes Sniz's wish come true! Sniz says: "And thus, ends another exciting episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / Episode Notes: Haggis is automatically eliminated in this episode for losing his fight against Aang. This makes Angelica and Marlene the only remaining contestants to be transferred from their original team, onto the opposing team, and still remain in the game. This also makes Stimpy the sole representative from "Ren and Stimpy" to STILL be in the game! Angelica Pickles trades her old, Pearl look-alike hair wig for a NEW wig that makes her look like the Adult Pebbles Flintstone! Song included in this episode, “Walk the Dinosaur” by Was (Not Was). Referenced song in this episode, Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire." /

Personal Notes: Haggis had a good, long run providing support to "Ren and Stimpy," as well as his fellow team-mates on the Boom Vets. I knew that going in; Haggis would provide plenty of laughs based on the culture he came from, as well as several contestants being able to poke fun at his age. The reason Haggis' game had to end was that there HAD to be a clash of Young vs. Old, Experience vs. Cockiness. A fight that Haggis decided to fight and a fight he unfortunately lost, though not due to a lack of his OWN ability! With Aang on the Network Noobs, the Boom Vets are FINALLY going to see just HOW tough their opponents can truly be! / That's it for my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the second episode of SpingeBill's Adventure

Spoiler

SpingeBill's Adventure

 

 Episode 2: Skydiving Sponge

 

SpongeBob goes back to Gumballs world and learns how to skydive.

 

Gumball: come on, just jump down

SpongeBob: I don't know gumball this seems really dangerous

Darwin: come on you can do it we gave you a parachute this time 

SpongeBob: ok well here I g-

(Patrick pushes SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHH

Patrick: GO SPONGEBOB

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHH hey this is kinda fun AHHHHHHHH

(Gumball uses a megaphone)

Gumball: don't forget to deploy the parachute 

SpongeBob: oh yeah 

(SpongeBob deploys the parachute)

SpongeBob: WHEEEEE this is fun 

(and then an airplane destroys SpongeBob parachute)

SpongeBob: oh barnacles *falls down* AHHHHHHHHHH

Gumball: SPONGEBOB LAND ON THE POOL

SpongeBob: OKAY

(SPLASH)

(SpongeBob comes out of the water)

SpongeBob: BLEH

Gumball: are you ok SpongeBob 

Darwin: sorry about that we will not make you skydive anymore

SpongeBob: are you kidding that was awesome 

Gumball: really 

SpongeBob: YES LETS DO IT AGAIN

Gumball&Darwin: YEAH

SpongeBob: wait where did Patrick go

Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHH

Richard: AHHHHHHHHHH

Patrick: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Richard: AHHHHHHHHH-

(*cough*)

Patrick: I WIN AGAIN

Richard: AWWWW

(both hit the house)

Nicole: RICHARD, PATRICK

Patrick&Richard: IT WAS HIM

And so SpongeBob learns how to skydive and Patrick and Richard are in big trouble

The End

 

[4EverGreen]

While I'm finishing up my newest “Total Cartoon Global Cruise” episode, check out this “Total Cartoon Action” re-run all on ONE post for the VERY first time, with a NEVER before seen special reveal! / Sniz is in the control room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we had sixteen contestants with us, which INCLUDED the fame-hungry Aang! Turns out, Aang is playing by his OWN set of RULES!!!! With an unfair advantage of having EVERYTHING he wants, including the ability to maintain contact with the outside world, Aang managed to tick PRETTY much everyone else OFF! The Boom Vets proved that their team unity had healed, but they MIGHT want to re-think about keeping Otto Rocket in the game! Thanks to Otto's 'unorthodox' methods, the Network Noobs got an advantage in the last challenge! But the LITERALLY shocking twist, was when Haggis McHaggis got SHOCKED by a lightning bolt! Losing the challenge to Aang meant a one-way ticket for Haggis and his naked ugly keister, to take the Limosuine of Losers away! Now we are down to fifteen contestants! Who will be the next contestant to be booted off?! Who will stand up to Aang's over-bearing personality?! And does Stimpy have ANY hope of staying in the game? Find out on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / "AVATAR 1 1/2: Clash of the EGOS!!!!"

 

Stimpy is awake and pacing around in his trailer. Stimpy says: "This is bad; THIS is bad! This is SO bad, BAD, BAD!!!!" Rocko says: "Stimpy, relax! What's wrong?!" Stimpy says: "The problem is; I CAN'T relax! Remember a couple of episodes where I TOLD you I had a SINKING feeling?" Rocko answers: "Yes, I do." Stimpy says: "It's BACK again! I lost Haggis in that LAST challenge! I'm the sole survivor representing my show! That Aang is an UNSTOPPABLE machine! He's going to pick us off one by one, I could be next!" Rocko says: "It's not OVER for us! Aang has only won ONE challenge for the Network Noobs so far; that does NOT indicate a trend!" Stimpy says: "But can we AFFORD to take that chance?! We need to take some drastic action if ANY of us want a CHANCE of surviving Aang's onslaught!" Than Stimpy's eyes light up and he says: "I just thought of a BRILLIANT idea!" Rocko asks: "What is that?" Stimpy shouts: "Marlene, Reggie, would you come here?!" Marlene and Reggie both come in, and Marlene asks: "What do you want?" Stimpy says: "Rocko, you know that Marlene and I are in an alliance, right?" Rocko says: "I do." Stimpy says: "And I know that Reggie is in an alliance with YOU, right?" Reggie says: "Affirmative!" Stimpy says: "Having these alliances do us good, but an alliances of two is NOT going to be enough to boot off Aang!"

Marlene asks: "What are you SAYING, Stimpy?" Stimpy answers: "I saw we COMBINE our two alliances, into a SUPER alliance, with all of us banded together, MORE of us stand a chance of winning the grand prize money!"

Marlene squeals with delight, and she says: "Stimpy, that's positively GENIUS!!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Personally, I'm STOKED about this new super alliance idea! A super alliance is JUST the thing we need to even the odds against Aang! The Network Noobs are a MUCH stronger team with HIM on it, but even AANG'S defense is not infallible! With all of us working together, odds are ONE of us will come up with an idea to knock Aang off his HIGH horse!" / Reggie says: "My karma keeps getting better all the time! Rocko and I have joined forces with Stimpy and Marlene! In our super alliance of four, we should have no trouble focusing our votes on contestants who don't HAVE our interests, and keep the ones we WANT to keep around! And, if it ever DOES get to the point that Angelica has to be voted off, I don't want the reason to be malice, but due to reasons of usefulness." / Stimpy says: "I was desperate! If I want to have continued relevance, I needed to do something to SAVE myself! A super alliance was my ticket to take the target off of me! Aang might think he's powerful against an alliance, but just WAIT until he meets a SUPER alliance!" / Rocko says: "Stimpy's resourcefulness never ceases to amaze me. Just when it looks like he's down, he finds a way to bounce back again! It definitely WASN'T a fluke that Stimpy won last season!" (End Confessional)

In the Network Noobs trailer, the team (minus Aang, who's in his own PRIVATE trailer) are still celebrating their come-back! Craig says: "It's totally AWESOME! We're finally BACK in the game!" Dog says: "We're not losing challenges anymore!" Darwin says: "And despite his arrogance, Aang has actually PROVEN useful to us!" Larry says: "One challenge win does NOT indicate a trend." Zim says: "We KNOW that! We're just happy that our losing streak is FINALLY over!" Larry says: "I won't be happy until I know that the term merge has happened! Until then, I'm still obligated to protect Stimpy and Spongebob. Personally, I'm all surprised that you're going along with it." Craig says: "Your leadership has gotten us THIS far, we're not going to abandon you." Dog says: "We think you're a FINE leader! Aang will NEVER take your place on this show!" Larry says: "That's really comforting to know!" Pearl says: "Personally, I'm all FOR booting AANG off!" Craig asks: "Why is that?" Pearl answers: "I was the FAN favorite on this team to MAKE it to the end and WIN the whole thing; than Mr. Hogs the CAMERA all the time sticks his BIG nose in and BARELY lets any of US get a word in EDGE wise!" Darwin asks: "And that's a problem HOW?!"

Pearl says: "He's EDGING us OUT! The more screen time HE gets, the less screen time WE get! Contestants with low screen time often don't MAKE it to the finals in these game shows; that's WHY they GET low amounts of screen time!" (Confessional)

Pearl says: "I'm not SAYING Aang has a CHANCE to win this game; but he's making it super hard for the REST of us! How is ANYBODY supposed to take us SERIOUSLY if AANG wins all our challenges FOR us?! Not to mention that if he's still here when the team merge hits, he's likely only going to win challenges for himself! I know he still has two days before we can boot him off, but I don't know if I can WAIT that long! If we want to get rid of Aang, we need to do it NOW; before he can damage us ANY further!" / Larry says: "Personally, I admire Pearl's passion. But making a vendetta against Aang? That's a very BIG risk! I may not have seen EVERY episode of Aang's show, but I have a general idea. And when it comes to Aang? Let's just say whenever a villain organizes a vendetta against Aang; it usually doesn't END so well for the villain! Granted, Pearl's NO villain; but it's still risky all the same! I HOPE she knows what she's doing!" / Craig says: "Pearl may be my sister, but the problem is, until recently, neither of us really knew about it. I'm not sure if I know enough about Pearl to say whether she's making a good judgment or not. I suppose we'll all find out soon enough!" (End Confessional) Than suddenly, both teams suddenly hear a roar of STRANGE beasts outside, the likes of which NONE of them are familiar with! Suzie asks: "What strange wake-up with this?"

Otto says: "The only thing I KNOW is, it seems VERY original!" / The two teams are gathered up into what looks like a space hanger for an ALIEN world! Sniz dramatically says: "You're not in KANSAS anymore; you're on Pandora! If there IS a Heck; you might want to GO there for a little R and R after finishing up a TOUR here; because there is a BUNCH of stuff on this planet that WANT to kill you! Actually, I don't think anything WILL kill you; they'll probably just MAIM or seriously INJURE you!" Angelica gasps and says: "Get out! We're on PANDORA?!!! The freaking EPIC Pandora?! How did you EVER pull this off?!" Sniz says: "Funny story about that! Fondue, roll the clip!" And Fondue plays a clip on the transparent, 3-D screen. / Aang goes up to Sniz and Fondue, relaxing in their hot tub, and Aang shouts: "I want an AVATAR movie!!!!" Sniz says: "That's nice, but making an AVATAR movie would cost us a LOT of money, or at the very least, a LOT of magic for the Fairy Godparents; I don't want them to use their magic superfluously!" Aang says: "I don't CARE!!!! I want an AVATAR movie!!!!" Sniz says: "It's not in the schedule for us to make the next movie an AVATAR movie!" Aang angrily says: "MAKE it in the SCHEDULE to make the next movie an AVATAR movie!" Sniz says: "Need I remind you that Fondue and I are TRYING to do our jobs?"

Aang angrily says: "Maybe I should call MY lawyer and have him do HIS job!" Fondue boringly says: "Just move along." Aang shouts: "I want an AVATAR movie! I WANT an AVATAR movie! I WANT AN AVATAR MOVIE!!!!" Sniz shouts: "ALL RIGHT!!!! We WERE going to do a dark comedy movie, but I GUESS we can push it BACK to make ROOM for an AVATAR movie, if it will get you to just SHUT UP about us MAKING it!" / And the clip ends, as Sniz says: "So, you can thank AANG for making this all POSSIBLE for you!" Aang gasps and in shock says: "This is NOT what I WANTED!!!! I WANTED an AVATAR movie!!!!" Sniz says: "RIGHT!!!! You WANTED an AVATAR movie; you didn't SPECIFY which one!" Aang says: "I thought it was TOTALLY obvious that I meant MINE; done RIGHT!!!!" Sniz seriously says: "Aang, you couldn't PAY us enough money to get us to re-make that DRECK of a movie; which I am allowed to say as you are NOT allowed to harm the host in ANY form, and we WON'T re-make it, not even for ALL the money in the world! You want an AVATAR movie? This is what you're GOING to get!" Aang angrily says: "FINE! I'm MUCH better at acting than Sigourney Weaver and Zoe Saldana could EVER be!"

Marlene scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! I KNOW Sigourney Weaver and Zoe Saldana! I've actually WORKED with Sigourney Weaver and Zoe Saldana! You are definitely NOT Sigourney Weaver, and you're not EVEN a Zoe Saldana!" Aang says: "You're brave and feisty for saying that, but you'll LEARN to respect me before all is said and done! I've taken down FLIES bigger than YOU!!!!" Marlene, bored and apathetic, says: "I am SO worried!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "There is a SIMPLE trick to dealing with an Avatar named Aang. What you have to do, is you NEVER let him see you sweat, you NEVER let him see you cower, and you NEVER show him any fear! Once you do THOSE three things, his powers of intimidation become USELESS over you, and he's forced to fight you on YOUR level! And on my level, I have the advantage in that I'm playing the game fair and square!" / Aang says: "So, it seems that my intimidation tactics don't WORK on Marlene! Normally, I wouldn't worry. But this is a GAME we're talking about, and it's so EASY for a spark to catch fire! It only takes ONE spark, and then suddenly, a fire is blazing out of control, and it consumes EVERYTHING in sight; just like all those bad reviews written about MY movie, it all STEMMED from ONE spark! I need to SHOW Marlene that intimidation skills AREN'T my only weapon! I have far WORSE in store!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "So needless to say, today is your SECOND sci-fi action movie challenge! And here, we thought we would be doing an ACTUAL trilogy!" Rocko asks: "What's the set-up this time, Sniz?"

Sniz says: "You will ALL become Avatars, of the Na'Vi!" Marlene says: "The Na'Vi? Isn't that the name of that ANNOYING fairy in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?" Sniz says: "You would THINK that Nintendo would've SUED James Cameron by now!" Fondue says: "And that's not the WEIRDEST part; the weirdest part is that the most valuable resource on Pandora is actually CALLED Unobtainium!" Spongebob says: "Technically, Unobtainium IS a real element! It is the HEAVIEST element ever CREATED by humans! The thing is, the element is SO dense and SO hard to maintain; the energy alone that it TAKES to maintain it, it is statistically FAR easier to try to FIND some than it is to make it! Hence, why it is CALLED Unobtainium!" Sniz says: "TOTALLY not the point we were trying to make, Spongebob!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "And once again, my comprehension skills of sarcasm versus observation have failed me. I'm having almost as much bad luck COMPREHENDING sarcasm as I do in trying to take my Boating Exams!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Of course, if you WANT to get around on Pandora, you need to have the HAIR of the Na'Vi, in order to BOND with the various creatures of Pandora!"

Marlene says: "Just like Fanboy and Chum-Chum did in one of their OWN episodes!" Sniz says: "Speaking of, we have some SPECIAL guests here to demonstrate just how to PERFORM the hair-bonding trick; Fanboy and Chum-Chum!!!!" Fondue cries: "AHHH!!!! Not AGAIN!!!!" And he hides behind Sniz! Sniz says: "Relax! They are NOT going to throw PHONES at you; as LONG as you DON'T make fun of them again!" Fondue says: "I thought it was an unwritten rule that we WEREN'T allowed to do that anymore; ever since Ren KISSED Stimpy, we HAVE to allow people of their...dispostition, to do what they want!" Chum-Chum and Fanboy appear on-stage, and Chum-Chum says: "No fear, your benevolent heroes for saving the day are here." Fanboy says: "To make sure that the day is won, we'll show you how the bonding work is begun. You take your hair, and connect it THERE!!!!" Chum-Chum says: "You think your deepest thoughts of love, and fit the hair together like a glove." Fanboy says: "And once it's done, you can have your FUN!!!!" Chum-Chum says: "And THAT is how you do IT! Now you can...get to it!" Angelica sarcastically says: "You just rhymed 'it' with it!'" Fanboy mocks Angelica and says: "You just rhymed 'it' with it.'" Chum-Chum says: "Forget it, Fanboy. She's NOT worth it! I'll take you to a showing of Jurassic World!"

Fanboy says: "Awesome! I LOVE going out on dates with you!!!!" Pearl says: "CALLED IT!!!!" And everyone looks at her weirdly! Pearl says: "WHAT?!!! TOO soon?!!!" Suzie says: "Try, too awkward! We did NOT need to know that YOU were the one who STARTED that whole belief!" Pearl says: "I also started the belief that on My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Jake TOTALLY has a thing for Adam!!!!" Craig gasps: "PEARL!!!!" Pearl says: "Well, I DID!!!!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "Can I help it if I NATURALLY notice the relationships between people?! It's no big deal! Besides, love like that equals BIG ratings! Why else would they even ALLOW TV shows to show it? I mean, BESIDES the fact that it's the politcally correct thing to do!" / Craig says: "Personally, I'm of the belief that a person's love preferences should be their own business! It's so weird! It's like Pearl and I are on opposite sides of the same coin! I mean, maybe it's because we ARE related, but that's BESIDES the point!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Beliefs aside, you'll need someone STRONG to protect you on your mission!" Craig asks: "What mission?" General Barracuda walks in and says: "Excellent question, son! I have intel that Master Coelaceanth is planning a RAID against the Na'Vi! He wants to wipe them ALL out the way Trakeena wiped out the Irkens!"

Zim says: "So Master Coelaceanth was behind that PLAN?! He is SO my meat!" General Barracuda says: "Master Coelaceanth wants to get his hands on ALL the Unobtainium! If he gets it, there may be no STOPPING him!" Aang says: "Well of COURSE we're GOING to stop him! He's an EVIL villain!" General Barracuda says: "It's not going to be that simple! I have reason to believe that one of the contestants is COMPROMISED!!!!" Stimpy gasps: "Compromised?" General Barracuda says: "I have very GOOD reason to believe that one of the CONTESTANTS on this show is a SECRET apprentice to Master Coelaceanth, hired to do his dirty work! He may be WORKING with Master Coelaceanth to make SURE that he gets the Unobtainium!" Aang says: "And it's a good thing I'M here; just give the Unobtainium to ME, and Master Coelaceanth won't get it!"

Dog says: "The Unobtainium doesn't BELONG to you, it BELONGS to the Na'Vi!" Aang scoffs and says: "They're NOT even using it! They should LET us take it! The Unobtainium is of no USE to them!" Larry says: "As the LEADER of this team, I say NO!!!! It doesn't MATTER that they're NOT using it; the principle of the matter is that it is RIGHTFULLY their LEGAL property, whether they realize the core concept or not! Taking something from them would be WRONG! That's why we must protect the Unobtainium at ANY cost! No ONE is going to TAKE the Unobtainium AWAY from the Na'Vi!!!!" (Confessional)

Aang angrily says: "Does that IDIOT Larry even KNOW how much Unobtainium goes for on the BLACK Market?!!! BILLIONS!!!! Not...that I know from PERSONAL experience; rather, from the VILLAINS I've had to fight! I'm sure Fire Lord Ozai did HEAPS of evil things like that all the time! But I always stop it! Why would I EVER want Unobtainiun for MYSELF?!!! I certainly don't keep ANY secrets from my team-mates! Because if I DID...they would CERTAINLY feel the need to be THREATENED by ME!!!!" / Larry shakes his head and says: "Aang seems SO obsessed by revenge! I keep thinking about something Patrick told Ren earlier, all about fear! The one thing Aang SEEMS to fear is his FAME being TAINTED by one bad movie! Patrick said that FEAR is the path to DARK things; Fear leads to ANGER, anger leads to HATE, hate...leads to suffering! There seems to be a lot of FEAR bottled up inside of Aang, fear that can EASILY ignite into anger and lead to HATE!!!! I'm worried for Aang; if he doesn't LEARN to control his emotions better like Stimpy has, AANG could be the one who ends up suffering! (End Confessional)

General Barracuda says: "The mission objective is simple, but completing it will be anything but! You will become Avatars of the Na'Vi, in order to find the REAL Na'Vi! Once there, you must CONVINCE them of the goodness INSIDE of you in order to gain their trust! But you MUST be sincere; the Na'Vi are very WELL aware of those who have BAD intentions in them; and they do NOT let wickedness go unpunished! Once you have secured their trust, you must mount a defense against Master Coelaceanth and his forces, and REPEL them from Pandora! The team that does the best job of this will win immunity! The team that doesn't...is going to LOSE somebody!" Aang says: "And luckily for me, I won't be losing EITHER way; since I still have IMMUNITY for two more days, and I get to use ALL of my Avatar powers!" Sniz says: "Not in THIS challenge you're not!" Aang says: "Are you forgetting about MY contract?! It LETS me USE my Avatar powers ANYTIME I WANT!!!!"

Sniz says: "But according to our RESEARCH team, the Na'Vi don't know HOW to use Avatar powers, and you're going to be ONE of the Na'Vi! Therefore, your argument is invalid!!!!" (Confessional) Aang says: "I am getting SICK of this!!!! It's like SNIZ is going OUT of the way to RIG every single challenge AGAINST me!!!! Does he NOT realize how VALUABLE I AM to this show?!" / Sniz says: "Trust me, Fondue and I have REALLY tried to realize Aang's 'value' to this show; but with that constant COMPLAINING and WHINING of his, he makes it VERY difficult to do so! And turnabout is FAIR play! He makes OUR lives miserable, we can make HIS life miserable! And maybe UNFAIRLY set up the challenges to be RIGGED against Aang! We said we would LET him play on the show! And since Aang isn't PLAYING fair, we see no NEED to do the same!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "To paraphrase the Breadwinners, it's time for you to LEVEL UP...into your AVATAR selves!" Sniz says: "And you'll get to SEE the contestants in ALL of their Avatar glory...after these important messages!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials finish airing, The contestants now all LOOK like blue versions of themselves, but with tails ADDED onto them! (At least, for the contestants who didn't already HAVE tails!) Stimpy is looking at his unusually bare hands again, and Stimpy says: "I can't believe it; twice in a row for TWO challenges?!" Rocko asks: "What are you talking about?" Stimpy says: "Apparently, the REAL Na'Vi don't USE gloves, so I once again have to keep my gloves locked up in my hope chest." Marlene says: "It's all right! You KNOW that they are SAFE there!" Stimpy says: "I need to KNOW that they are indeed safe; which is WHY I usually PREFER wearing them! I don't know what would happen if I lost the most valued possession I had from my Grandmother!" And Aang's eyebrows raise in suspicion when he hears this. (Confessional) Aang says: "I'm no idiot! I'm looking ahead to PAST the team merge! And making SURE people REMEMBER me doing stuff for THEM, in terms of FAVORS, will make SURE they don't TRY to vote me off, just in case I DON'T win immunity! I'm not saying that it's even POSSIBLE for me to NOT win immunity, but it NEVER hurts to have safety on your side! And having Stimpy in my back pocket would be a good winner's insurance!" (End Confessional)

Aang slyly says: "Why don't you trust ME to PERSONALLY keep your gloves safe?! After all, who BETTER to protect what you REALLY love than the BEST hero Nickelodeon has to offer? ME!!" Stimpy looks STRAIGHT at Aang, and Stimpy seriously says: "You're LYING!!!! I KNOW when people are telling ME the truth; I make it my LIFE to know that people are telling ME the truth! I have NO poker face when it comes to lying, so I do NOT deserve to be LIED at! You may be THE Avatar, but even as a Na'Vi, you CAN'T hide the fact that you're LYING to me!" And Aang gasps in SHOCK!!!! (Confessional) Aang shockingly says: "That's not POSSIBLE! How can STIMPY; out of ALL of them, see RIGHT through ME?!" / Stimpy says : "I know what the face of a friend looks like, and Aang is NOT my friend! I can tell if a person is being honest by looking at their eyes! If it LOOKS like they have an ulterior motive on their mind; there is a very GOOD chance that they DO! I am NOT falling for Aang's lies!" / Rocko says: "I think Stimpy has the right idea. I don't trust Aang either. But calling Aang OUT on lieing?! That's either really brave, really foolish, or possibly be both! There is a TIME for telling the truth, but there's also a time for keeping your eyes open and your mouth shut! And personally, I'd rather keep my head DOWN with Aang as opposed to having it blasted OFF!" (End Confessional)

Aang goes to Angelica and says: "Angelica, you're notoriously dishonest; aren't you?" Angelica asks: "What's it to you?" Aang says: "Only that, you seem to get AWAY with telling people flat-out LIES all the time; and 95% of the time, you don't even get CAUGHT for them! What's your secret?!" Angelica rhetorically asks: "And I would SHARE my secret with you, WHY?!" Aang slyly says: "Because if you DO share it with ME; I'll split the grand prize money with you 50/50, including the prize money YOU win for second place!" Angelica asks: "Really?!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "That Aang is a BIGGER sucker than I give him credit for! He's WAY too much of a goodie-goodie to even MAKE it to the final four, let ALONE, win! Still, it would be nice to get SOME money for my troubles on this show! What can Aang POSSIBLY do with MY information, anyways?!" / Aang says: "To quote my PERSONAL hero, Darth Vader, it's ALL too easy! I could TELL Angelica that Christmas COMES in July, and she'd go out and build me a SNOW fort! I am the WHOLE package! Brains, Brawn, and the PERFECT look of a hero! Vengeance WILL be mine and it will most DEFINITELY be SWEET!!!!" (End Confessional)

Angelica says: "The trick is, you have to TELL people what they WANT to hear! Make ANY insane kinds of deals in order to get them to TRUST you! Just offer them whatever they want in exchange for their services; and when the time comes, you DON'T give it to them! Because they can't go BACK in time and UNDO what they DID for you; you have a PERMANENT one-up on them! It is the GREAT secret to my own success!" Aang slyly says: "And your information on the criminal mind is MOST enlightening; you have been SO much helpful!!!!" And he DISCREETLY uses a blast of his AIR-BENDING powers, to blow Angelica's wig AWAY!!!! Angelica screams: "MY WIG!!!!" And a bunch of wild Pandora animals ROAR!!!! General Barracuda says: "That's not good!" Aang shrugs his shoulders and says: "Not MY fault the wind picked up! The Na'Vi don't know HOW to use Avatar wind powers, remember?" General Barracuda says: "We better find those Pandoran equivalent of horses in order to get ourselves away from those MAMMOTH dino-beast things!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "Do you even KNOW what ANY of them are CALLED?!" General Barracuda says: "I'm going with the SCRIPT I was provided; so SUE me!" Angelica says: "I've got to get my WIG!!!! I can't bond to the animals without it!" Reggie asks: "But what about the Na'Vi?" Suzie says: "This is SO difficult! What IS the right thing to do?" And Otto thinks about this puzzingly. (Confessional) Otto says: "Having Angelica on the same team as I do, brings up a lot of conflicting emotions. She lied to me SO many times; but on the other hand, revenge isn't the answer. I guess I need to help Angelica. After all, I do kind of OWE it to the team for messing up the last challenge." (End Confessional)

Otto says: "Angelica, I'll help you get your wig! Everyone else, get to the Na'Vi as FAST as you can and help protect them!" Marlene asks: "But what about you?" Otto says: "Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself!" Rocko says: "He DOES have a point, there!" But Stimpy isn't so sure! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "I SAW what Aang did! He USED his Avatar wind powers when he was SPECIFICALLY told that he COULDN'T! It's one thing to be a jerk; but it's another thing ENTIRELY to break the RULES!!!! It's like he's someone else; like he's not even the AANG we KNOW!!!! I am getting to the bottom of this RIGHT now!!!!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "Let's get moving, people and/or other animals!" And they start to rush off, but Stimpy GRABS Aang by HIS fake pony-tail, and yanks him off to the side! Aang says: "HEY! Easy on the fake hair; it's not easy to apply that stuff on me!" Stimpy shouts: "Tell me I did NOT see what I KNOW I saw!!!!" Aang apathetically says: "I have NO idea what you're talking about!" Stimpy shouts: "Don't LIE to me!!!! I KNOW what I saw! You DELIBERATELY used your AVATAR wind powers to BLOW Angelica's WIG off even though you were specifically told NOT to! I'm ON to you!!!!" Aang angrily says: "I was WONDERING how long it would take for SOMEONE to figure it OUT!!!!" Stimpy asks: "What do you mean?" Aang says: "You're very observant, but EXTREMELY foolish, to take ME off, all ALONE!!!! Things are NOT as they appear!" Stimpy asks: "How are things not as they appear?" Aang says: "This is FAR more than just me wanting the money that was robbed from me." And then Aang angrily shouts: "DO YOU THINK I'M HAPPY THAT MY LIVE-ACTION MOVIE TANKED at the BOX-OFFICE?!!!" Stimpy incredulously asks: "Is THAT what this is ABOUT?!!!"

Aang sarcastically says: "Give a prize to the most BELOVED Nicktoons character of all time, which should be ME!!!! You and that JERKFACE Spongebob! You two have been HOGGING MY lime-light for TOO long!! This is going to be MY season to SHINE; MY season to win, and no second-rate HAS-been cartoon star of the 1990's is going to MESS it up for me NOW!!!!" Pearl screams: "TRAITOR!!!!" And Pearl rushes in and tackles Aang! Stimpy asks: "Pearl! What are YOU doing here?!" Pearl struggles with Aang and she says: "I over-heard EVERYTHING! Get away! I'll take down Aang myself!" Stimpy asks: "Why?!" Pearl holds off Aang and says: "I NEED to do this, to AVENGE my Father; I WON'T let this JERKFACE succeed in doing what my father didn't; meaning I will NOT let him KILL my friends!" Stimpy can only hollowly say: "I HOPE you know what you're doing!" And Stimpy runs off to join the others! Aang angrily says: "Don't trifle with ME, girl, or you'll LIVE to regret IT!!" And Aang uses his Earth-bending powers to throw her off! Pearl says: "So, it's going to be like THAT, is it?!" (Confessional) Pearl says: "I'd LOVE to settle this personally! A little game I like to call, Clash of the Egos! And guess who's going to WIN?!" / Aang says: "It's GOING to be ME! I WON'T lose!" (End Confessional) Aang says: "You'll be SORRY you CROSSED me!" And Aang rapidly shoots fire-bending power at Pearl, while she weaves and dodges them shooting arrows back AT Aang! Pearl says: "What you're doing is CRAZY! Haven't you even THOUGHT this through?!" Aang says: "The only thing I'm THINKING about is how SWEET it will be to get PAYBACK against all those JERKFACES who DIDN'T go to see MY movie!!!!" Pearl says: "Revenge is not the ANSWER! Look at my FATHER, General Barracuda! Do you really want to grow up to be like HIM?! Filled with REGRETS?!!!" Aang says: "I guess I'm just never going to be GOOD enough for ANYONE here, am I?!!!"

Pearl says: "You DON'T need to make General Barracuda's mistakes! Stop this madness and let go of your HATE!!!!" Aang angrily says: "I don't need SAVING!!!! I'm not some sad, pathetic loser caught up in something BEYOND my control! I WANT to be this way; I WANT to HUMILIATE you JERKFACES; I want to punish every single ONE of you for not supporting MY movie! And when I'm through with you, I'm afraid you'll NEVER get to speak to ANYONE AGAIN!!!!" And with tremendous EARTH bending power, Aang telekinetically lifts a GIANT rock boulder, THROWS it at Pearl, and it knocks her OFF a high cliff, down a ROCKY wall, into the lofty jungle! Aang says: "By the time someone finds you, it's going to take the magic of the Fairy Godparents to heal you! Now, all I need to do is dirty myself UP a bit and make it LOOK like I had to fight BACK in self-defense! After all, who would believe only STIMPY'S word over MINE?!!!" / Angelica is fighting off against the winged, leathery flying beasts of Pandora! Angelica says: "My wig is NOT your nest material! Let GO of it!" Otto swings in and says: "Listen to HER!!!!" And Otto lands EPICLY!!!! Otto says: "Once again, another perfect landing!" Angelica sighs and says: "All right, what do I have to promise YOU in order for you to get me MY wig back?!" Otto says: "Just try NOT to get too jealous of my MOVES!!!!" And Otto, with his lightning quick reflexes and actions, manages to expertly take DOWN the flying beasts in two minutes flat, and successfully gives Angelica her wig back! Otto says: "Now tell me, was that not IMPRESSIVE to you?!" Angelica says: "Actually, it was!"

Otto asks: "Really?!" Angelica says: "It's the most impressive thing a guy has ever DONE for me!" Otto says: "If you're trying to flirt with me, it's not going to work." Angelica says: "If you flirting with ME didn't make me want to be with you, what makes you think I would do it to YOU to get you to be with me?" Otto says: "That actually makes sense, in a, totally WEIRD sort of way!" Angelica says: "The point is, maybe I WAS too quick to judge you. I guess deep down, I was afraid." Otto asks: "What do you have to be afraid of?" Angelica says: "Getting close. Maybe you HAVEN'T noticed, but people don't think of me as trustworthy! And because of that, whenever someone DOES try to get close to me, I just assume they have an ulterior motive for doing so. And I push them away first, so that they CAN'T hurt me!" Otto says: "Maybe if you spent a little more time being honest, people would be more friendly with you, and not just for ulterior motives!" Angelica asks: "Do you REALLY think so?!" Otto says: "I'm a LOT smarter than most people give me credit for!" Angelica jokingly says: "Honestly, you HAVE to be!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Even as a friend, Angelica is STILL kind of jerky. Still better to HAVE her as a friend than as an enemy!" (End Confessional) / The other contestants arrive in the Na'Vi village, impressed to find it actually SITUATED up in the tree-tops! Zim says: "These people may be primitive, but they sure know how to get around!" Craig says: "Wait a minute! Where is Pearl?!" General Barracuda says: "I thought she was with Larry!" Larry says: "She was, but she ran off! Where DID she go?!" And Stimpy looks worried!

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "This is NOT good! Pearl went off to fight against Aang! I thought she would make it back by now! I don't want to ASSUME the worst, but Aang wouldn't go so far as to MAIM somebody; would he?!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "Look, I know what happened to Pearl! Pearl went--." But Stimpy doesn't get to finish that thought, because at that PRECISE moment, Aang (apparently in AGONY) screams: "ROGUE!!!!" And Aang wearily walks in, looking as though his clothes have been a bit SCRUFFED up and his face looking a LITTLE scratched! Aang gasps, and says: "Pearl, went all crazy on me. I mean, BALLISTIC!!!! She cooked up this ridiculous story that I was WORKING with Master Coelaceanth! I would NEVER do that! I'm the AVATAR for crying out loud! The absolute BEST force of goodness! I tried to tell her this, she wouldn't listen! She attacked me WITHOUT me provoking her! I HAD to defend myself! Since I couldn't USE my Avatar powers, she managed to mess me up a little, obviously inherited and learned her fighting skills from her father! She forced me to put her out of commission; she was SIMPLY never going to stop! I hate to say it, but I think Pearl WAS Master Coelaceanth's NEW apprentice! She wanted to do BETTER than her FATHER!!!!" And Craig gasps in disbelief! (Confessional) Craig says: "PEARL as Master Coelaceanth's NEW apprentice?! I DON'T believe that! I mean, if General Barracuda TOLD us that one of the contestants was secretly WORKING with Master Coelaceanth, I think that either he or I would be the FIRST to know if Pearl WAS working with Master Coelaceanth! Aang's story just DOESN'T add up!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "That's a lie! Aang was THREATENING to destroy ME! Pearl came in order to defend me! I don't know WHY, but Aang isn't ACTING like himself! He's all CRAZY with revenge; he's bitter about his live-action box office MOVIE failure!"

Aang cries, as though he is hurt! Aang sobbing, says: "How could you say such HURTFUL, untrue things like that?! After ALL the good I've DONE for everyone, why are you TURNING against me?! Because of ONE bad movie?! I'm the AVATAR! I'm the ABSOLUTE good! Do you think I would attack Pearl without a good reason to? I would NEVER do that!" And Stimpy gasps in shock! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Is Aang really THAT good an ACTOR?! Than why didn't he just straight up star in his own movie?! Unless his story of M. Night Shamalyan LIEING to him really checks out! Even so, one bad movie does NOT give him the excuse of FREAKING out like a jerk! I hate to think of what BAD he has DONE to Pearl! But unfortunately, Aang did come up with a pretty good move if he DID do what I think he's done! Eliminate the SOURCES of the truth! Even though I know the truth, I only have my OWN story! If Pearl can't back me up, it gives AANG'S story more credit! But, I do have a history of GOOD karma on my side, maybe my super-alliance will believe me!" / Aang says: "I should've been BORN an actor, if I WASN'T born the Avatar! Did you see the way I CRIED?! I bet that I even gave CHER a run for her money! If this doesn't win ME an Oscar, I don't know what will!" (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "You can't believe what Aang is telling you! Everyone knows me; why would I LIE?!" Zim says: "Well, you DID lie about what you DID to Ren and how you actually still LOVED Ren, even when you wouldn't TELL Lil!" And Stimpy gasps! (Confessional) Zim says: "It's all Stimpy's fault for thinking he could get AWAY with a lie! Honestly, lying doesn't SUIT him; and neither does WINNING a second season of this show!" (End Confessional)

Stimpy says: "All right, I ADMIT I made some mistakes! But have I ever been wrong, about something SO important?! Rocko, Marlene, you both BELIEVE in me, don't you?!" Marlene says: "Stimpy, I stand by your side!" Rocko says: "Same goes for me, mate! I'd never abandon you!" Aang apathetically says: "Believe what you WANT to believe! The facts will speak for themselves!" (Confessional) Aang says: "Too bad there AREN'T any facts! I mean, SURE, the Fairy Godparents are TAPING my EVERY move, but they AREN'T allowed to do a SINGLE thing to STOP me! And Sniz and Fondue KNOW they're not allowed to boot me off; especially not after when they see the RATINGS I bring in! They'll be BEGGING to keep me on this show! It's all about PLAYING for the camera! And if there's one thing I KNOW how to do, it's PLAY to the camera!" / Stimpy says: "Well, at least Rocko and Marlene are standing by my side. Although I guess I should've SEEN that people would doubt my story! Once you lie and you get CAUGHT lieing, no matter HOW honest of a person or other animal you are; when you tell the truth again, people might not be as eager to believe in you again! Well, Aang can't keep his facade up forever! Sooner or later, he's BOUND to slip up!" / Marlene says: "I owe it to Stimpy to stand by him! He's gotten me THIS far, and he's a valuable team-mate to have! I have NO reason to trust Aang, when I know of how HONEST Stimpy HAS been! And if Stimpy WERE lying, Rocko and I would KNOW about it! Stimpy has NO poker face! When Stimpy has a good hand, he has a good hand. But when Stimpy has a bad hand, everybody knows about it! So Stimpy is lucky that I happen to have an EXCELLENT poker face!" / Rocko says: "I've had my suspicions about Aang before now, but Stimpy's story confirms it! Sad to say, it seems like Aang has gone from being OBSESSED about saving the world, to being OBSESSED about his own fame! Such an obsession is unhealthy! It can only LEAD to Aang's undoing!" (End Confessional)

Suddenly, right then, Angelica shouts: "Guys! We're--!" And then a bunch of REAL Na'Vi come out and surround the contestants; holding spears, bows, and arrows, unsure if they're friend or foe! Darwin nervously says: "Someone SAY something!" Dog says: "Hi, I'm DOG, with a 'DUH!!!!' I am on the team of the Network Noobs, and these are all my good pals!" In the Na'Vi language, the natives speak amongst themselves! Otto asks: "What did they say?!" Marlene says: "They said, he is speaking the truth, and he is a VERY friendly canine!" Larry asks: "YOU can understand what they're saying?!" Marlene says: "I'm a FAN of studying made-up languages from film and T.V.! I sometimes incorporate them into my routine, in order to get laughs from people who affiliate themselves as being nerds and geeks." (Confessional) Marlene says: "As well as the occasional dork. Who says that knowing a made-up language doesn't pay off?!" (End Confessional) Suzie says: "I hope it's not asking too much, but maybe, YOU could convince them of our goodness!" Marlene says: "I'd be glad to! WATCH a TRUE master at work!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Now that Haggis is gone, SOMEBODY has to take up the mantle of being the best ACTING talent on this show! And I CERTAINLY don't want it to be AANG! Besides, my advantage is that I am Miss Honesty! I don't have a dis-honest bone in my body! At least, none that I KNOW of! I sure hope the day never comes when I have to be DIS-HONEST!" (End Confessional) Marlene, speaking in Na'Vi, and automatically translated into English subtitles, says: [My fellow Na'Vi, we are Avatar warriors sent here to protect you from a dangerous evil threat. A great evil, Master Coelaceanth, is coming to invade your planet and steal your Unobtainium! It is our goal to stop him from doing that!]

And Angelica is unsure of what to make of the real Na'Vi speaking to each other! Angelica asks: "Now what are they saying?!" Marlene says: "They say, the otter lady with the beauty and grace of Nicole Sullivan; I don't know how THEY know her, speaks with the voice of honesty and compassion! She has no ulterior motives! Let us help her protect this planet!" Larry says: "Awesome! Than they're going to help us!" Marlene says: "Only AFTER they cross-examine each ONE of us to make sure that we are ALL fighting for philanthropic reasons!" And Aang starts to sweat! (Confessional) Aang says: "Doesn't the WORD of the Avatar count for ANYTHING anymore?! Normally, I would've been SCARED witless! Luckily, I have the PERFECT defense prepared!" (End Confessional) But before the Na'Vi can begin QUESTIONING everyone else, the contestants are ALL surprised, when who SHOULD appear but Master Coelaceanth, and 44 CLONES of Tai Lung from "Kung Fu Panda?!" Master Coelaceanth leers: "Do you like my NEW army? You should, especially since every single ONE of them has the SAME strength and fierceness as the REAL Tai Lung! I assume you are familiar with his reputation? And since you don't have Po, the DRAGON Warrior to help you out, you can only LOSE!!!!" Aang dramatically says: "We may not have the Dragon Warrior, but they DO have me! I'll take care of THESE creeps by MYSELF!!!!" And before anyone can stop him; Aang goes into a FRENZY, using his AVATAR powers to beat every single ONE of the Tai Lung clones! Aang says: "Ruffians!!!! Creeps! Scoundrels! Tyrants! Degenerates!!!!" And with a QUICK work of fire and earth bending powers; Aang manages to PERMANENTLY defeat ALL 44 Tai Lung clones in under a minute flat! Aang says: "Guess they don't build power-hungry apprentices like they used to!"

Master Coelaceanth says: "You GOT lucky boy; but luck won't save you once I show you MY full pow--!" But before Master Coelaceanth can FINISH his statement, Aang BRANDISHES a Na'Vi dagger, and SLASHES at Master Coelaceanth TWICE in the stomache!!!! Master Coelaceanth GASPS; and says: "YOU...MAIMED me!!!!" Aang defiantly says: "I'll do MORE than that unless you get OUT of here! LEAVE this place, and NEVER come back!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth angrily growls! Aang's eyes suddenly glow bright WHITE and Aang shouts: "I SAID, leave this PLACE, and NEVER come BACK!!!!!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "You haven't seen the LAST, of me, boy!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth pushes a button, and he disappears! Zim says: "Awesome! You totally gave Master Coelaceanth what was COMING to him!" And Stimpy GASPS in shock! (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Now I'm more confused than ever! I would've bet MONEY that Aang WAS Master Coelaceanth's secret apprentice; but when he STABBED at Master Coelaceanth like that; even I'm not so sure! I still don't trust him, but his actions REALLY aren't matching up with each other! We're going to have to be CAREFUL with him!" (End Confessional) Sniz walks in and says: "And it's over, it's all over! Fairy Godparents, BRILLIANT job on playing the Na'Vi!!!!" The Fairy God-parents POOF out of their disguises! Cosmo and Wanda both say: "Thank you Sniz!" And Wanda says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Cosmo says: "Darnit!" Sniz says: "And since AANG is the one who PERSONALLY made Master Coelaceanth retreat, I decree that the Network Noobs are once AGAIN, the winners of this challenge!" Craig asks: "But what about Pearl?!" Sniz says: "I'm afraid Pearl is in VERY bad shape!" And Bada and Bing from "The Penguins of Madagascar", are WHEELING Pearl in, as she is covered in bandages from foot to head, and unable to speak; even though she's STILL trying!

Sniz says: "We found her at the bottom of the cliff in a BADLY wounded state! Does anyone KNOW about this?!" Aang raises his hand and says: "Pearl went rogue and attacked me! I think she might have been WORKING with Master Coelaceanth! I only did what I HAD to do in order to defend myself! I'm sorry!" Sniz says: "Well, it's not like you COULD'VE been eliminated in ANY case, you still have two days left. But Pearl, is in NO condition to continue in the game! We will have to med-evac her for her own health and safety! Pearl tries to scream: "MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!! MMMM!!!!" Larry asks: "What is she saying?!" Marlene says: "I know injured because I also happen to minor in SPEAKING crippled! What Pearl is SAYING is...!" But Aang uses his AVATAR wind powers to BLOW Marlene FAR away before she can finish her thought! Aang says: "What Pearl is SAYING is that she is SO sorry for ALL the trouble she caused, but she has been SO upset ever since Mr. Krabs stopped rigging challenges in her favor! She wanted her OLD advantage back! It's SO sad to see a daughter make the EXACT same mistakes her FATHER made!" Sniz says: "General Barracuda, I am SO sorry to have to do this to Pearl!" General Barracuda says: "No, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have let Pearl wander off! I thought I trained her, she wasn't ready!" Sniz says: "Well, Pearl has plenty of time to think about her actions between now and the next segment of the Performance Review!" And Bada and Bing put Pearl into the Limosuine of Losers, and it drives away! Stimpy says: "Wait a minute! I want to be sure of something! Wanda, x-ray Aang and see if he has ANY Unobtainium ON him!" Wanda says: "You've got it!" Wanda produces an x-ray in front of Aang, but Stimpy is SHOCKED to see that there IS no Unobtainium on Aang's person! Stimpy gasps and says: "Nothing?!"

Aang angrily says: "Next time, don't ASSUME something before you know ALL the facts; and don't EVER falsely accuse me of being something I'm not AGAIN!!!! I don't want to have to attack a fellow contestant if I don't HAVE to!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "That was my LAST ditch plan! I was SO sure Aang got his hands on some Unobtainium! But he was completely CLEAN!!!! Normally, I'd call it a clean-cut case, but he STILL got Pearl eliminated! My mind is so RIDDLED with conflicting emotions!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Network Noobs, the rest of you can enjoy an all you can eat buffet of buttered popcorn, soda, and other movie snacks, in honor of this Avatar movie challenge! Boom Vets, once again, you can eat the portion of Aang's reward that he WON'T be having!" Aang says: "That EVEN includes Stimpy, despite the fact of him FALSELY accusing me!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "This is ALL a front! It HAS to be! I KNOW Stimpy can't be WRONG about Aang! Things just aren't adding up! Aang acts like a jerk, talks like a jerk, THINKS like a jerk, than he turns around and acts all HERO against Master Coelaceanth, and he doesn't even HAVE any Unobtainium?! What is Aang's GAME plan?! Does he even have one?! All I know is that if Aang thinks he can get me to abandon Stimpy, he is SADLY mistaken!" (End Confessional) / In Master Coelaceanth's lair, Master Coelaceanth is very angry, especially at his MYSTERIOUS apprentice! While he is STILL in the darkness, his outline can now be seen, but no identifying features can BE seen! Master Coelaceanth screams: "Look at what Aang DID to ME!!!! He put this A-shaped SCAR on my STOMACHE! And you LET it HAPPEN!!!! That ISN'T what we discussed!"

The mysterious male apprentice, speaking with a FAMILIAR reptilian voice, says: "It doesn't MATTER what you discussed, what matters is what I want!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Pearl should be DEAD by now! Why does she STILL live?!" The mysterious male apprentice says: "Because if I KILL the contestants now, it wouldn't PROVE anything; it would get me DISQUALIFIED, and I CAN'T have that! Besides, I'm not INTERESTED in killing ANY of them! They must SUFFER for HUMILIATING me!!!! It is TOO bad, if only they had SUPPORTED me, like TRUE friends would!" Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "And what do YOU know about FRIENDS?! Do friends let a SNOT-NOSED BRAT put a SCAR on his stomach?!!!" And angry BRIGHT white eyes can be seen, as the mysterious male apprentice REVEALS himself to be MESOGOG! Mesogog says: "Feel GRATEFUL that it was ONLY your chest!!!! Next time, it COULD be your FACE!!!! You think I'm going to let YOU run the operation and let YOU get away with ruining MY plans?! I've already FIGURED you out! You plan to MURDER Aang once HIS part in the story is all DONE!!!!" Master Coelaceanth gasps and says: "How did YOU know I was going to MURDER Aang?!" Mesogog says: "Because you just TOLD me, FATHEAD!!!! Not that you ever WOULD have succeeded, the powers of the Avatar are too MUCH for you, but NOT for me!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Well, your acting is certainly better than I gave you credit for! Casting doubt on Stimpy was a BRILLIANT move on your part!" Mesogog says: "It's only the first of MANY brilliant moves I will make! As long as I hide in plain sight, they'll NEVER think to find me there! They'll expect to find evidence, but they won't find any! And once they least expect it, THAT'S when I will HUMILIATE them! Soon, they will ALL pay the ultimate PRICE of humiliation, and I will be avenged, once and for ALL!!!!" /

Sniz is watching this action on the monitors and he says: "WOW!!!! This makes for INCREDIBLE ratings! You cannot BUY this kind of publicity! Too bad we still can't figure out just HOW Mesogog and Aang are connected though, but we DO know one thing, Mesogog and Aang are still LARGE and in charge, and Pearl is now out of the game! There are only fourteen contestants left, and when the next challenge comes, it will be D-Day, as in, Determination Day for Aang! Because the next challenge begins, when Aang's one week immunity protection ends! That's right! Starting on the next episode, if Aang DOESN'T win a challenge, HIS butt will be UP for elimination, and ANYONE can vote him off! And I can think of SEVERAL contestants who want to do just that! Can Aang muster up a win to SAVE his behind?! Will Stimpy EVER be able to prove HIS story is true?! And will anyone be able to find out that Mesogog is actually THE, mystery male apprentice?! Those questions just might POSSIBLY be answered, on the NEXT episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / Episode Notes: This episode marks the second straight challenge win for the Network Noobs. Despite having WON the challenge, they STILL lost a member, due to Pearl's EXTREME injuries, she has to be Med Evac'd from the game! Stimpy begins to suspect Aang of having ulterior motives, but he is UNABLE to prove them to anyone, although Rocko and Marlene DO trust Stimpy as being right! Otto and Angelica FINALLY put their differences aside and become friends in this episode! It is revealed that Marlene knows how to SPEAK the made-up language of the Na'Vi! Guest appearances by Fanboy and Chum-Chum, as well as 44 clones of Tai Lung from "Kung Fu Panda!"

Personal Notes: By now, one of the main themes of this season SHOULD be quite evident for people! Whereas season one was pretty black and white about characters being good and evil, season two shows that characters have varying degrees of good and not so good qualities within them, and not EVERYTHING is as black and white as it might appear to be! For instance, what SEEMS good might end up being BAD, and what SEEMS bad might end up being GOOD! The major theme of this season is Revenge. Various characters throughout this season have wanted various kinds of revenge for one reason or another. The theme of this season is to show that Revenge is NEVER the answer! It doesn't change what has HAPPENED in the past; and ultimately, even if the character DOES get revenge, it doesn't make them FEEL any better! Another theme of this season is honesty and lying. Bad things almost ALWAYS happen to characters once they've lied! The more they HAVE lied, the more badness that will happen against them! But badness doesn't always strike immediately! Depending on the character, it may have to build up to a point before it can take effect! And whereas a character will ALWAYS be affected NEGATIVELY by a lie, being honest and OPEN with others, and being true to their OWN character (as long as it doesn't hurt someone else) will ALWAYS result in a POSITIVE outcome for the character, even if it isn't ALWAYS evident! The last major theme of this season is red herrings. Red herrings come in two varieties. There are red herring winners, and there are red herring villains! So far, Rhonda, Ren, Rancid, Sandy, Skipper, Treeflower, Patrick, and Pearl, have either been eliminated as a red herring villain, or a red herring winner. Pearl was one of the red herring winners for this season. She was set up to HAVE a story that could take her to the end, only to have it thwarted! First by General Barracuda, who turned out to be her father, than again by Aang! And what connection does Aang have to Mesogog? /

That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's the rerun of the first chapter of Halloween Adventures With Gary The Snail

Spoiler

Chapter 1: Gary's Halloween

SpongeBob is making a Halloween party for his friends but he is not finished and Gary is tired of waiting. he meows and meows, SpongeBob tells Gary go out and trick or treat. Gary runs into the closet and gets his costume (which is a Snail Shaped Pirate Costume) and his trick or treat bag. He leaves the house and goes to Downtown Bikini Bottom. While Gary goes trick or treating, Patrick goes to SpongeBob's house to eat some candy but SpongeBob tells him to wait for the party to start.

End of the Chapter

 

[4EverGreen]

It took some editing, but I managed to get ANOTHER "Total Cartoon Action" episode trimmed down to fit on ONE post, for the VERY first time! Enjoy! /

It's time for the most AWESOME episode of "Total Cartoon Action" yet! Prepare to hang on to your seats! / Sniz is in the control room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we did an AVATAR movie, but NOT the one that AANG wanted! We went all the way to the alien world of Pandora! And we made EVERYONE look like a Na'Vi! Of course, not everyone was willing to PLAY by the same rules! Aang was looking out for number one, and after gleaming some advice about foul play from Angelica, Aang decided to do some FOUL play of his own, by using his air-bending powers to blow Angelica's wig off! Stimpy saw Aang's action and decided to confront him about it; not the smartest move on Stimpy's part! Thankfully, Pearl came into the rescue and decided to fight Aang off! Unfortunately, that didn't go so WELL for Pearl! Aang not only won the fight, he also beat 44 clones of Tai Lung, and managed to put an 'A' shaped scar on Master Coelaceanth! Pearl, on the other hand, was too badly injured to continue in the game. Thus, she had to be med evacuated, for her own health and safety. Now there are only 14 contestants left, and things are about to get REALLY Physical! Because today, we're doing SPORTS movies!" Fondue runs in, wearing a sports outfit, and Fondue says: "And you can guarantee that we're going to be showing off EVERY sports cliche in the book that we can think of!" Sniz says: "So, grab a nice, tall, cool glass of Gatorade, sit back, and enjoy a very ACTIVE episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "MULTI-Million Dollar Babies!"

In the night, Marlene has gathered Stimpy, Rocko, Reggie, and General Barracuda together. Marlene says: "Thank you for coming, I know it's late, but I've got information that you ALL need to know! Concerning Pearl's elimination, Aang was the one responsible for it! When Pearl was leaving, she tried to tell us, but no one could understand her! Thankfully, I did! Aang is using his Avatar powers to gain an unfair advantage! If left unchecked, he could decimate all of us! We need to band together and STOP him before he does to us, what he did to Pearl!" General Barracuda asks: "Why?! What DID Aang do to my baby girl?!" Marlene says: "Pearl told me that Aang used his Earth bending powers against her, and chucked her OFF a rocky cliff which badly injured her!" General Barracuda says: "That fiend! How dare he make THAT type of move against MY daughter?!" Stimpy shakes his head and says: "I KNEW that we couldn't trust Aang to be on our side!" Rocko asks: "What are we going to do? We CAN'T out-power him!" Reggie says: "But we CAN humiliate him!" General Barracuda says: "Easier said than done! Remember, Aang is crazy obsessive about trying to get REVENGE for what Nickelodeon DID to his live-action movie! It was SUPPOSED to be a gigantic success, and instead, turned into a Titanic FAILURE! It's going to be HARD to humiliate someone who has THAT on their plate!" Marlene says: "Lucky for us, we know of the type of weapon we need to use against him! Aang is OBSESSED with perfection! He will do ANYTHING to make himself look PERFECT! If anything ABOUT Aang wasn't perfect, he would ROYALLY freak out! We'll use THAT fact to our advantage!"

Reggie asks: "So, how do we do it?" Stimpy says: "Well, we'll have to do what we can to TRIP and mess Aang up! It's not going to be easy, Aang's one-week immunity run has come to an end. Now that he's going to have to ACTUALLY win challenges in order to stay in the game, he's going to have to try harder than ever! But we don't want to attract a high profile against Aang, we need to stay in the game. Humilate him in ANY way you can, but don't be TOO obvious about it! We want to actually to keep PLAYING, and not end up in the same situation that Pearl did; all banged up and indisposed!" Marlene says: "I'm a big fan of that plan!" General Barracuda says: "And I'm taking a page out of Larry's book! I'm secretly filming all the things that Aang is doing BEHIND the backs of Sniz and Fondue! If Aang does ANYTHING suspicious, I'll let you know about it!" Rocko laughs and says: "Never thought I'd see the day when you would be on OUR side!" General Barracuda says: "The day that Master Coelaceanth TRIED to get rid of me, is the day when I BECAME your friend! I WON'T let Master Coelaceanth OR his secret apprentice do to MY son, what he did to Pearl! Just one question; should I tell Craig about this?" Stimpy says: "I'd advise against it. We saw what PEARL tried to do against Aang when SHE found out Aang was a devious player, and she didn't FARE to well! Craig is Pearl's brother! If Craig is anything LIKE Pearl, or even General Barracuda, then Craig might not rest until he BRINGS Aang down! It's better that Craig be kept in the dark about this matter. I'm not telling ANYBODY to lie to him, just don't bring it up! Let's keep this matter between us." Marlene says: "Agreed. As long as it's only the five of us, we have a better chance of catching Aang off guard!" Rocko says: "And most importantly, we ALL agree that NONE of us are to tell ANY of this to Aang no matter WHAT he tries to do to us!"

Marlene says: "But we STILL haven't determined whether or not Aang actually IS Master Coelaceanth's secret, new male apprentice, or not!" Stimpy asks: "Does it matter much? Whether or not Aang DOES have any connection to Master Coelaceanth, he's a nuisance all the same! He needs to go!" Marlene says: "Agreed! It's time for Operation Takeout 2: This Time It's WAR!!!! Do you like it?! I came up with it myself!" General Barracuda says: "I like it! Girl knows how to name her secret operations!" Marlene says: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "As the member of a super-alliance, it's important that I get all my other alliance members up to speed. Filling them with the knowledge of Aang's misdeeds provides them with knowledge, and that knowledge can be USED to bring Aang down! And now that we've got General Barracuda in the loop, he's going to make sure that Aang doesn't try any of his TRICKY tricks against us, and make him play fair! Let's see how far Aang gets when he's forced to fight on OUR level!" / Rocko says: "Aang seems to have forgotten the meaning of justice, or why he used to fight for it. You don't fight on the side of justice in order to get fame, money, or the admiration of others, you do it because it is the RIGHT thing to do; and because you have something WORTH to protect! I have something that's well-worth my protection; Reggie Rocket! I feel that she HAS proven to everyone that she is a good girl! I have a good feeling in our combined abilities, and we can use them to take down Aang; preferably in a non-viscous way." / General Barracuda says: "It takes a LOT of nerve to stand up to a guy like me! But taking down my prescious daughter?! That's just COWARDLY! And I pity the coward, who thinks that a cowardly act will get them far! I'll just have to teach Aang that when you play with fire, you're going to get BURNED!!!! And nobody knows how to burn like the Barracuda!" (End Confessional)

In the morning, over the loud-speakers, Sniz loudly plays "Stars and Stripes Forever!" It wakes everyone up, though some are more annoyed by it then others! Otto groans and says: "Yep! There's another good, old fashioned ANNOYING wake up call by our GLORIOUS benefactor!" Spongebob says: "Technically speaking, calling an annoying wake up call good AND old fashioned is a bit of an oxymoron! But...that was TOTALLY not the point you were trying to make, was it?" Otto says: "No!!!!" Spongebob says: "Yes! I'm LEARNING!!!!" Angelica says: "What I'd like to know is, what is the challenge for today?!" Suzie says: "Well, the only way WE are going to know, is if we go outside to find out!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Suzie thinks she is on top of the ball in her game play! Even if she is, she's STILL not the type of player I am! I might not hate her as much as I used to, but I STILL think I can make better use of $7.7 million than SHE can! After all, I'm Angelica! If ANYONE deserves that much money, it's going to be me!" / Otto says: "If I wasn't given the prospect of earning so much money, I would've walked OFF this show AGES ago! I don't put up with much; but if I won $7.7 million, I'd probably be set for LIFE! Or at the very least, the next ten years!" / Suzie says: "I admit, Angelica is a lot more pleasant to be around these days; still doesn't mean I want to take her to the Final Three with me! But Otto is a PERFECT candidate to take to the Final Three, as long as he DOESN'T do something TOTALLY stupid to mess up my plans as he is sometimes APT to do! That boy is more addicted to THRILLS than Angelica is addicted to her red wig!" / Otto says: "I think my days of doing STUPID stunts is over! Suzie makes me want to be a better person, and I aim to deliver! Of course, if I can impress both HER and Angelica in the process, that's only a BONUS from MY perspective! I'm ready to face WHATEVER today's challenge is!" (End Confessional) /

The Network Noobs are all getting dressed, but Aang isn't seen with them, as he HAS his own private trailer! Craig says: "I still can't believe Pearl is gone! She was a valued member of our team!" Zim says: "It's her OWN fault! If she didn't go rogue, she would PROBABLY still be here right now!" Darwin says: "I don't think Pearl HAS the capacity to go rogue, unless she was fighting off against Master Coelaceanth!" Dog says: "Am I the only one who think it's a COINCIDENCE that Pearl had to have a med evac on the very same day Master Coelaceanth made his appearance?!" Larry says: "Coincidence; my claws! If I had a dollar for all the reasons why we SHOULDN'T trust Aang, we'd HAVE $7.7 million! But unfortunately, we're not in a good position to take out Aang right now!" Craig asks: "Why do you say that?" Larry says: "Aang's one week immunity run has ended! Now he has to win challenges in order to stay in the game! Normally, I'd say for us to THROW a challenge in order to get rid of Aang! But, I've just got a weird feeling in my antennae!" Dog asks: "What weird feeling?" Larry says: "That there may be one last double elimination before the team merge. There's an even number of contestants; it's likely to be today! We lose today's challenge, not only would Aang have to go, but one of my alliance would have to go to! And we can't risk a loss this close to the team merge! We'll have to play TWICE as hard, as if a double elimination IS on the line! If we have the same number of Boom Vets to Network Noobs going into the team merge, we'll ALL have a better chance of winning!" Darwin asks: "But what do we do about Aang?" Larry says: "Right now, the only thing we CAN do right now is to keep our heads low, and don't do ANYTHING to upset Aang! He's still on our side, but only as long as he has a reason to be! We can't afford to have Aang do anything CRAZY or STUPID today!" Craig says: "Agreed! Let's keep Aang in a good mood today!"

(Confessional) Craig says: "I believe I've said it before, but Larry is a master of strategizing, and is able to see the long-term effects of the game! He's planning for the future! Generally speaking, there aren't a lot of people that I outright don't like, but Aang is ONE of those people! But just because I don't like him, doesn't mean that he has to know it! In some cases, silence is golden! Hopefully, once the team merge hits, we'll be able to take out Aang ANYTIME we please! It will be so GOOD to just play a normal game after that!" / Larry says: "Taking the time to list all the reasons why our team DOESN'T like Aang would take me SO long, it would eat up all the time this episode has! But I have to do RISK assessment! Losing Aang NOW would make it more likely that NONE of my alliance makes it to the Final Three! Keeping Aang for at least one more challenge would put ALL of us in a better spot! There is ALWAYS a move that determines a contestant winning or losing a challenge, but I'm banking on good karma! Doing a good deed by keeping Aang around will be worth it for me in the end! A move in the name of good karma is always the right thing to do!" / Dog says: "Now that there's only six Network Noobs left, we have to stick together more than ever! But it would be NICE if Aang showed a little MORE loyalty to the team! If he was more honest and trustworthy to us, we'd be more friendly with him! But at this point in the game, it doesn't do ANY of us any good to hold a grudge against Aang! But if Aang tries to do something BAD to any of us, you can guarantee that we're NOT just going to let him do it! Larry's alliance is going to do it's best to stick together and conquer ANYTHING that Aang has to throw at us!" (End Confessional) /

Both the Boom Vets and the Network Noobs rush out to see what Sniz has planned for today, only to see Aang already warming up for today's challenge, and Sniz having TRANSFORMED the movie sets into a WIDE range of sports themed activities! Aang apathetically says: "Well, you guys FINALLY showed up! Still, I guess SOMEBODY has to lose AGAINST me today; seeing as how I WON'T be losing!" Marlene says: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, and don't count your chickens before they hatch! You can't predict the future!" Aang says: "But I CAN predict everyone LOSING to me, humiliatingly! I mean, Sniz might as well just write out the check to me NOW and save EVERYONE the trouble!" Sniz says: "That's NOT going to happen! You want the money SO badly?! You are going to EARN it!" Aang apathetically says: "I tried!" Sniz says: "It's time to announce the MOST epic challenge we have had here so far on Total Cartoon Action! We're doing the Extreme! Extreme! Extreme! Extreme! Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! Movie! Movie! Movie! Challenge! Challenge! Challenge!" Spongebob asks: "What are you doing?" Sniz says: "Echoing myself, for dramatic effect!" Marlene says: "Clever!" Otto gasps: "Get out! We're FINALLY doing the extreme sports movie challenge?! THE extreme sports movie challenge?! I've been waiting the entire season so FAR for this challenge!" Sniz says: "We promised you an extreme sports movie challenge, and we aim to deliver! And I DON'T think you'll be disappointed!"

(Confessional) Otto says: "FINALLY! The challenge I was BORN to dominate! I may not be much of an actor, but extreme sports are the one thing I KNOW how to do! I have got this challenge in the bag!" / Spongebob says: "I hope that NONE of my fellow team-mates say that they have GOT this challenge in the bag! Statistics show that ANY time a contestant says they have a challenge in the bag, they almost ALWAYS end up being the reason for LOSING said challenge, no matter how GOOD they should BE in it! That is the number one rule of irony; it always STRIKES just when you think it wouldn't!" / Reggie says: "My karma MUST be all good and healed by now! There are very few who are better at sports than my brother and I; and the rest of my team are pretty decent athletes to! Even AANG is going to have a hard TIME beating us today!" / Aang says: "Thankfully, there ARE no rules against ME using any of my Avatar powers for a sports movie challenge; so I'll be able to play to the fullest of my abilities! I am in PEAK physical condition, so I WON'T be losing!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You will be running the entire gamut of sports movies and their challenges, from A to Z! Or, from Angelica to Zim! You will be exchanging sweat, towels, blows, passes, cheers, thrills, spills, and sweat!" Angelica says: "You SAID 'sweat' TWICE!" Sniz says: "That's because you will NOT only be exchanging sweat with each other, you'll be exchanging sweat with General Barracuda! We've got a sports obstacle out there, so everyone get set to MASTER it!!!!" And Sniz blows a whistle! / A montage of all the characters doing various sports related actiivities starts being shown, while generic sports music plays in the background! / After the music and the montage ends, all of the contestants are tired, sweating, and worn out from the activities! Aang asks: "So; who was the best athlete winner, then?!"

Sniz punches up numbers on a calculator and says: "Let me see; divide by four, carry the five, and...no ONE!!" Otto shouts: "What are you talking about?!" Sniz says: "The obstacle course was to determine match-offs!" Spongebob asks: "Match-offs?" Sniz says: "We're going to be doing one vs. one matches, six Boom Vets against six Network Noobs! Boom Vets, since you have two extra contestants, two of you are going to have to sit out this challenge." The Boom Vets all group together, and after discussing, Stimpy says: "Marlene and I are going to sit the challenges out." Sniz says: "Than the groupings are as follows! Rocko Vs. Dog, Spongebob Vs. Larry, Otto Vs. Aang, Angelica Vs. Craig, Reggie Vs. Zim, and Suzie Vs. Darwin! And if there is a tie at the end of it all, we'll go to a tie-breaker challenge! All of the excitement and action will start after some not so exciting commercial messages!" (Commercial Break) / The contestants are now in a room filled with a boxing arena. And INSIDE the boxing arena, are Rocko and Dog, getting ready to box! Sniz says: "It's time for the first round of our EXTREME! EXTREME! EXTREME! EXTREME! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! SPORTS! MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE! CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE!" Otto asks: "Are you doing that EVERY time you announce one of our activities today?!" Sniz answers: "MAYBE!" Otto says: "All right, just asking!" Sniz says: "Our first round will revolve around boxing. But not just ANY boxing, you two will have to box in SLOW! SLOW! SLOW! SLOW! MOTION! MOTION! MOTION! MOTION! And you'll have to box wearing marshmallow gloves! That way, no one will actually be HURT in this challenge! I care about the health and safety of my contestants! We have two rounds, so let's make the best of it! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!" And the bell rings, indicating the start of the first match! Sniz says: "Dog is QUICK to make his punches fast and furious, but Rocko SLOWLY dodges out of the WAY, makes a SLOW motion jump to WEAVE his way around the punches, and just LOOK at those SLOW blows Rocko is sending Dog! Rocko is one wallaby who KNOWS how to punch in SLOW motion!" In slow motion, Rocko says: "I learned it by watching Rocky III, and Rocky IV."

And the bell rings, indicating the first round is over! The contestants go back into their corners and rest up. Stimpy asks: "How are you doing Rocko?" Rocko says: "This isn't so hard. I'm a natural when I HAVE to defend myself! It's easy when you've got good karma on your side!" Marlene says: "That's great to know; just keep up the pace and win the next round, to!" Dog says: "That wallaby is BETTER at boxing than he looks! And he's not even a fighter! What am I supposed to do?" Zim says: "For one thing, you can't let some snotty WALLABY humiliate you like that!" Aang says: "You want to win? You go for the jugular!" Dog says: "Go for the jugular, got it!" And the contestants get back into the middle of the ring. Fondue, wearing a lady's bikini top and shorts, walks in carrying a sign that says: "Round Two." And Sniz, echoing himself, says: "Round TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!" Larry says: "More like, EW! EW! EW!" Fondue says: "You WISH you looked this good!" Marlene says: "Get serious! I'm drop dead GORGEOUS and WAY out of YOUR league! But if you're lucky, I might SOMEHOW give you the time of the day!" And the bell rings again! Sniz says: "Dog is not wasting any time bringing out the HEAVY artillery! Just look at THOSE guns! And by guns, I mean muscles! Rocko SLOWLY swings one of his marshmallow fists, but Dog decides to take a BITE of the action!"

Dog says: "I am going to take you down bite by bite!" Rocko, in slow motion says: "Not today. I aim to play by the rules!" And in slow motion, Rocko manages to land several marshmallow blows onto Dog! The bell rings, and Sniz says: "It is DONE! Rocko wins the FIRST challenge for the Boom Vets!" Dog asks: "But why?!" Sniz says: "Simple; he actually FOUGHT in slow-motion; you fought in REGULAR motion, so you lost points for that! Plus, you took a bite out of Rocko's marshmallow glove; not a smart move, Mike Tyson! And Rocko also got MAJOR bonus points for TALKING in slow motion, to!" Aang types in his P.D.A. and says: "Note to self, Rocko is GOOD at slow-motion boxing and TALKING in slow motion!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "During a challenge, no matter what type of challenge it is, I always try to keep my mind ON the game! Whatever the goal of the game is, I do my best to play by the rules. As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't matter if I win or lose, what matters is how I play the game!" / Dog says: "If I had Cat STILL attached to me, I probably would've done a better job of boxing! Cat is so GOOD at making logical moves and paying attention when it really matters! Man; I really MISS my brother, Cat!" (End Confessional) Rocko and Dog get out of the arena, and Sniz says: "It's time for the second match-up, WRESTLING!!!! And it's Spongebob vs. Larry!"

Larry shouts: "Are you CRAZY?!" (Confessional) Larry sighs and says: "Deep down; I've DREADED a moment like this; a moment where I would have to actually FACE off against Spongebob in an immunity challenge! But I made a promise to Sandy that I wouldn't do ANYTHING to actively ELIMINATE him! But Spongebob is so much WEAKER than I am! How can I POSSIBLY throw the challenge and still make it LOOK like I genuinely lost? I suppose I DESERVE this rash of bad luck for the way I treated Sandy earlier this season!" / Spongebob says: "Obviously, the odds are stacked up against me! But Larry's about to find out that I'm FULL of surprises! He better NOT go easy on me!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The object of this wrestling match is simple. If you are knocked down for a ten count, beg for mercy, pass out, or get knocked down three times, you lose! May the best man WIN! WIN! WIN!" And the bell rings! Spongebob says: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Larry says: "Don't exhaust yourself, you're going to make yourself look bad!" Spongebob says: "Listen Larry, I am pumped up for this challenge! Don't go easy on me!" Larry sighs and says: "Spongebob, you know I'm NOT allowed to go all out..." Spongebob says: "Come on, try to hit me!" So Larry reluctantly, raises ONE of his claws, and tries to LIGHTLY brush Spongebob aside, but the force ends up PUSHING him all the way back to the arena! Spongebob cries: "AHHH!!!! You MEANIE!!!! That was hard!"

Larry says: "Spongebob! I BARELY touched you!" Spongebob angrily says: "Stop holding BACK on ME! You make me ANGRY!!!! You wouldn't LIKE me when I'm ANGRY!!!!" And to Larry's TOTAL surprise, Spongebob SUDDENLY transforms into his super BIG, TOUGH form, from "The Fry Cook Games!" Larry gasps in shock and says: "Spongebob! You're HUGE!!!!" Spongebob says: "I'm a SPONGE; remember? Once my body has become a form ONCE in my life, my body retains the ability to REMEMBER what that form FEELS like, and I can transform myself BACK into that form at any time I want!" Larry gasps and says: "You mean, you could've BECOME super strong at ANY time you wanted?!" Spongebob says: "Technically, I suppose. But big muscles come with big resposibiltiy! And I was never interested in making Sandy like me because of my ability to spontaneously sprout muscles, I want her to like me for my personality!" Larry says: "You mean all this time, I've been holding BACK for NOTHING?!!!" Dog says: "IRONY!!!!" And everybody gives him a glare. Dog says: "TOTALLY inappropriate, got it!" Spongebob says: "You wanted an honorable match-up between us? I am going to GIVE you one!!!!" And Spongebob attacks Larry in a frenzy! Larry FRANTICALLY tries his best, but even HE is no match against Spongebob's muscular form! Finally, Spongebob PINS Larry down, and Larry cries: "Uncle! Uncle! I GIVE!!!!" Sniz says: "And Larry surrenders the fight! That makes the match-ups two to zip, in favor of the Boom Vets! Larry says: "I guess I shouldn't have WORRIED about having to THROW the challenge!" And Spongebob returns to his normal form. Spongebob says: "Maybe from now on, you'll think TWICE before you decide to hold back on me!" Aang takes out his P.D.A. again, and says: "Note to self, Spongebob can change into a giant, muscular form at any time, but ESPECIALLY when he gets angry! Confront at my own risk!"

Craig asks: "What are you doing?" Aang says: "I'm merely taking notes, so that I don't forget anything. That IS what a good WINNER does, you know!" Craig asks: "Can I use your P.D.A.? I'd like to talk to my girlfriend!" Aang laughs derisively and says: "Yeah RIGHT!!!! Because you SO totally have a GIRLFRIEND!!!! I believe his name is Larry!" Larry sarcastically says: "Boy! If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me THAT...well, I'd guess I'd only HAVE one dollar, but that's BESIDES the point!" Craig says: "It's still a more plausible and BETTER love story than TWILIGHT is!" Stimpy says: "Practically EVERYTHING is a better love story than Twilight is!" (Confessional) Craig says: "Just because Aang has never personally SEEN Girly Teengirl, that DOESN'T mean that he shouldn't BELIEVE that she ISN'T real! Why can't he just believe everyone else?! I mean, does he REALLY think that EVERYONE would lie about Girly Teengirl?! I mean, I like LARRY as much as the next guy! But love?! I don't think I like him THAT strongly; do I?" / Larry says: "Now that Aang has mentioned it, Craig IS more buddy buddy with ME than the REST of my alliance! I'll probably take him to the final two with me. But LOVE?! If I WAS in love with Craig, and I'm not saying that I am; but if I WERE in love with Craig, I would be the FIRST to KNOW about it! Wouldn't I?" / Aang says: "I HATE Larry, and Craig, and Stimpy, and I especially HATE Zim to! Those same gender lovers; they MAKE me SICK!!!! They're destroying American families with their so-called ideas of LOVE and CARING!!!! Well, does a NORMAL couple EVER make ME want to puke up MY guts?!!! No, they do NOT!!!! Out of ALL the contestants, THOSE type of people need to be HUMILIATED the MOST! That will show EVERYBODY why MY way is the BEST and ONLY way!!!!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "It's time to go outside, to the BMX track!" Otto says: "Awesome! It's my time to SHINE!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I can practically count the number of ways my team-mates will thank me for WINNING the next part of the challenge! Otto, you're so great! Otto, you're so fantastic! And my personal favorite; Otto, I am SO sorry for all the times I LIED to you and said that I didn't CARE that you had FEELINGS for me, I WANT you to take me back! Man, that is going to be SO sweet!" / Spongebob says: "As long as one of my team-mates didn't do SOMETHING stupid, like predict that they would WIN a challenge before it has even happened, which is STUPID because irony will make it NOT happen, than everything should be FINE!" / Aang says: "It's only Otto I have to worry about! He's no match for me and MY superior skills! I am GOING to WIN this challenge EASILY!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Welcome to the BMX track, of DOOM!!!! We've got potholes, we've got cracked pavement, we've got gopher holes, we've got water hazards, we've got spikes, we've got tacks, we've got nails, and we even have an old women crossing the street!" Arnold's Grandmother is standing in the sidewalk and says: "Nobody better run over ME today!" Sniz says: "The object of this match-up is to get to the finish line as fast as you can! The first one to cross wins the match-up!"

Otto says: "And we all know who THAT'S going to be! Go on and TELL me Angelica, I'm too modest!" Angelica says: "I'm betting on Aang, merely to knock your ego DOWN a notch!" Otto shouts: "WHAT?!!!" (Confessional) Angelica says: "Normally, I WOULD bet on Otto, but he's being TOO over-egotistical for his own good! Granted, Aang is being over-egotistical to, but the difference is, Otto acts like he has more swagger than he actually does! It will be GOOD for him to earn SOME humility!" / Reggie scoffs and says: "My brother is at it again! Every time we get a COMFORTABLE lead, he HAS to go and mess things up by acting like a grade A jerk, and predicting things far EARLIER than he EVER should! You NEVER jinx a performance by predicting your own WIN!!!! If we LOSE this challenge, I just MIGHT have to vote Otto off, brother, or NO brother!" / Otto grunts in anger and says: "OOH, Angelica just so did NOT bet on AANG over me! Now she's gonna SEE what I'm made of!" / Aang says: "I know EXACTLY what Otto is made up of; he's made up of 100% LOSER with a 95% ratio of being a JERKFACE, with a 5% extra bit of having over-confidence! And his over-confidence is his GREATEST weakness! I am SO going to exploit it!" (End Confessional) As Aang gets on HIS bike, he doesn't NOTICE that his P.D.A. slips OUT of his shirt pocket, and onto the ground! Craig picks it up and whispers: "OOH!!!! Aang's P.D.A.!" (Confessional) Craig says: "If I was a mean, bitter player, I'd TOTALLY find out what I COULD about Aang in order to get the dirt on HIM! But that's NOT the type of player I am! I just want to use the P.D.A. in order to talk to my girlfriend! I mean, I haven't gotten the CHANCE to actually talk to her since that Las Vegas challenge episode! Man, did Girly and I have a fun night on the town after THAT!" (End Confessional)

As Craig starts typing into Aang's P.D.A., Aang and Otto get into position! Sniz says: "On your marks, get SET (blows an air-horn), GO!!!!" And Aang and Otto both do a good job of QUICKLY dodging obstacles, avoiding unexpected explosions, and riding on slippery ice! Aang shouts: "Yo, Otto! I understand that you're not only an EXCELLENT BMX biker, but you're also fantastic at doing stunts!" Otto says: "Well, DUH!!!! I'm only the best in the ENTIRE world!!!!" Aang says: "Well, now you're going to be the best BMX biker UNDER the world!!!!" And Aang uses a mixture of his earth and water bending powers to create a QUICKSAND pit which Otto gets STUCK in! Aang says: "Get out of THAT, if you can!!!!" Otto struggles and says: "You son of a SUBMARINER!!!! You'll PAY for THIS!!!!" Aang sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!!!!" And without any FURTHER struggles, Aang crosses the finish line MINUTES ahead of Otto! Aang rhetorically asks: "So Otto, you SAID you'd be winning against me HOW?!!!" (Confessional) Otto angrily says: "How DARE Aang humiliate me like that?! Totally uncalled for! I mean, did I ever insult HIS mother; if he even HAS a mother?! I have NEVER been so TOTALLY humiliated in my whole life! Except for maybe that ONE time Reggie published a picture of me and Twister as babies, naked at the beach, in her Zine magazine!" / Aang apathetically says: "I'd FEEL more bad about HUMILIATING Otto, but he got EXACTLY what was coming to him, and SO did I!" / Reggie says: "My brother got EXACTLY what was coming to him! This is PRECISELY why you don't PREDICT yourself winning before you do! There's just too GOOD of a chance that you'll trip and mess up somehow!" / Angelica says: "Seeing Otto FAIL to beat Aang felt SO satisfying! I have NEVER felt so vindicated! Maybe now HE will be the one to BEG me for some forgiveness! Maybe if he's LUCKY, I'll throw a BONE his way...MAYBE!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Score is now 2-1, but the Boom Vets are still ahead! Time for the next match-up!" Craig punches up the chat feature on the P.D.A. and asks: "Girly, how is everything going in Far Away Ville?!" Girly says: "Things are going CRAZY around here! There's this VIRAL thing going around the Internet!" Craig asks: "Viral thing?" Girly says: "There's this crazy behind the scenes footage of Reggie Rocket talking about the other contestants! I've got it all cued up for you! This is something you HAVE to watch!" (Confessional) Craig says: "I'm finding myself in a bit of a precarious situation. This type of information is tricky, because on the one hand, the rest of the contestants here have never SEEN it! On the other hand, the team merge is right around the corner! Having information like this could be CRUCIAL to getting to the Final three, as it CONCERNS a fellow contestant! From my point of view, it's better to HAVE the information and NOT need it, than to NEED it and NOT know it!" (End Confessional) Craig says: "Okay, Girly. Show me the information!" / The contestants are now at the Bad-minton court, and Craig and Angelica are getting ready to face each other! Sniz says: "It's time for the portion of the sports movie challenge dedicated to the epic bad-minton SPORTS movie!!!!" Larry says: "Exscuse me; but I don't believe that a badminton sports movie even EXISTS!" Angelica says: "And IF one did, it would PROBABLY be very LAME!!!!" Sniz sternly retorts: "Well, for YOUR information, there WAS a movie based on badminton that was very NOT lame, and it happened to STAR yours truly!" Then without any prompting from anyone, Sniz says: "Why, yes. I would LOVE to re-enact one of my scenes from that movie! /

Take heart, my friends! The road to victory is filled with pits and perils! But I'll stand fast and make sure that this virtual world of gaming remains safe for everyone to play! We'll show everyone that it's not BADminton, it's GOODminton! Heck, it's GREATMINTON! Now get out there, and win one for the CLIPPER!!!!" / And the speech is so incredible, Suzie, Otto, Craig, and Zim can't help but applaud Sniz's acting! (Confessional) Fondue cries and says: "That movie speech was one for the record books! Why couldn't they just give my bro a break and give him an Oscar?! He deserved it so much MORE than Russell Crowe!" (End Confessional) Sniz than blows a whistle, and indicates that the match-up is starting! Angelica says: "You might as well give up the challenge NOW! Your chances of WINNING are about as GOOD as either Girly or you EVER appearing in ANOTHER episode of Spongebob Squarepants EVER again!" Craig defiantly says: "Don't you EVER talk badly about Girly!" And without warning, Craig really hammers the badminton shuttle balls over to Angelica! Craig is so FAST and FURIOUS, that it takes almost no time at ALL for Craig to rack up the 21 points necessary to win HIS match-up! Sniz blows the whistle and says: "And in a record time of just three minutes, it's over! Craig Mammalton wins a STUNNING upset over Angelica! The score is now tied 2-2!" Aang says: "Better make another note! NEVER make fun of Craig's 'girlfriend,' Girly Teengirl, EVER!" And Aang reaches for his P.D.A., only to realize it's missing! Aang asks: "Where's my P.D.A.?" Zim asks: "How should I know? None of US are allowed to touch it without your permission!" Aang looks around, and spots CRAIG with it, and Craig says: "NO! That's not POSSIBLE! That's INSANE!" Aang asks: "What are you doing with MY P.D.A.?!" Craig answers: "Nothing devious! I just wanted to use it to talk to Girly, HONEST! But, she showed me behind the scenes footage of Reggie Rocket, you HAVE to see it!" Aang slyly says: "NO...EVERYONE has to SEE it!"

Reggie nervously asks: "EVERYBODY?!" Rocko asks: "What could Aang POSSIBLY have on you?!" Aang rewinds the footage to the beginning and says: "THIS!" / The footage being played is of Reggie and Rocko and the spa at the hotel, with Sam. Reggie says: "It is SO great to not be competing, we can tell the honest truth about ALL the contestants!" Sam asks: "Tell me, what's on your mind?" Reggie says: "First off, Angelica is the QUEEN of MEAN, you couldn't PAY her $1.5 million to think a NICE thought about EVERYONE! And my brother? He's JUST as bad! He is SO cocky and ARROGANT, scientists had to figure out a NEW form of math just to figure out HOW over-egotistical he is!" Sam says: "You know what I heard? Aang the Avatar is becoming just as bad or even WORSE at being over-egotistical than OTTO is!" Rocko says: "I don't know about over-egotistical, but he DOES have a drive to be perfect!" Reggie says: "Tell me about it! Aang is an over-dressed and self-obsessed, completely a swaggering buffoon of a diva! You could fill up an ENCYLOPEDIA of how obsessed with perfection he is! Man, he is SO over-rated! And let me tell you about Craig, the guy is nice, but he is WAY out of his LEAGUE in this game; he actually thinks he has a chance to go to the Final Three! Doesn't he REALIZE that Larry is just USING him to get to the end of the game?! And speaking of Larry, that guy has been having a MAJOR attitude problem! Come on! Sandy is OVER you, get OVER it! You're NOT going to win her back no matter HOW hard you try! And Spongebob is just SO naive! He has ONE brain cell, MAXIMUM, and it's on PERMANENT obliviousness half the time! And Dog can't FOCUS in order to SAVE his life! You can't even PAY him to PAY attention! And Darwin has zero gaming skills to speak of! Why is he even here if he's NOT going to win?! And Suzie? I'd wish she would just give it up and make out with Otto Rocket already! Come on! I know you actually LOVE him!!!!"

And Aang stops the clip! Aang deviously says: "Well, Reggie, do you have ANYTHING to say in your defense?!!!" Rocko comes to her defense and says: "Why is SHE being called on the carpet?! All of THOSE things she said in PRIVATE! They shouldn't have any BEARING on the game! I KNOW Reggie, YOU know Reggie! She's a totally good GIRL! She shouldn't have to answer for this!" Aang rolls his eyes and says: "Figures YOU'D come to HER defense! You notice she never said ANYTHING negative about YOU, probably because you were THERE with her!" Reggie adds: "I didn't say ANYTHING negative about Stimpy, Marlene, or Zim, either!" Aang says: "Only because Zim wasn't even IN the game at the time; and why would you BOTHER trying to think up of anything negative to SAY about Marlene and Stimpy?! You messed up BIG time, Reggie, and NOW, you're going to pay the PRICE for it!" And Craig looks at Reggie, and then Aang, nervously!

(Confessional) Craig gasps: "What have I DONE?! I just wanted to find out HELPFUL information in order to get to KNOW Reggie Rocket better! Not unleash a Pandora sized box of UGLY secrets! It just goes to show that you never KNOW what someone will say behind your back! But Larry? He would NEVER betray me; would he?!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "Remember a couple of episodes when I felt the other shoe remained to be dropped? Well, I think that it just dropped! But Reggie? She doesn't DESERVE this! That conversation was made in what was SUPPOSED to be PRIVATE! I KNOW she NEVER would've SAID those things if she THOUGHT it was being recorded! She MAY be my girlfriend, but SOMEBODY has to defend her!" / Otto says: "I always DID warn that sister of mine that her big MOUTH would come back to bite her in the butt ONE DAY!!!!" / Reggie says: "My brother always DID warn me that my big mouth would come back to bite me in the butt one day! But why here; why NOW?!!! I was doing SO well! Why is this happpening to me now?!" / Stimpy says: "It's very sad, but sometimes, bad things happen to good people! I know, because that bump in the road in my relationship with Ren and Lil? That was something I wasn't prepared for! But life is BOUND to throw these types of things at you! And you can either try to RUN from them, or learn from them!" / Aang says: "I bet THAT truth fest just sank the S.S. Reggie; let's see her win ANY votes from the jury NOW!" / Marlene says: "I admit, it looks pretty bad for Reggie, but I'm not giving up on her! She's a member of my super-alliance! She's gotten out of worse scrapes than this...I can't think of any right NOW, though!" / Larry says: "At this point, it's all over but the shouting. Still, I better tell Craig that I don't have ANYTHING to hide from him, and that's some HONEST and GOOD karma you can BANK on!" / Spongebob gasps and says: "One brain cell MAXIMUM?! I may have ONE brain, but that doesn't mean I only have one brain cell! How could Reggie HURT me so?!" (End Confessional)

The contestants are now at a basketball court, and MOST of them are giving Reggie Rocket a DIRTY look! Spongebob bitterly says: "Hello, Reggie shoots a Rocket at you when you're not looking, Reggie Rocket is also a torpedo who will be nasty to you, Reggie...I can't think of any other clever analogies to make about a Rocket ALSO stabbing you in the back!" Larry asks: "Craig; you know I have no plans of betraying you, right?" Craig, unsure, asks: "Well, are you being honest with me?!" Larry sighs and says: "Maybe I wasn't a hundred percent honest before, but that's before I realized revenge wasn't the answer! And do you know who helped teach me that important lesson?" Craig asks: "Who was it?!" Larry happily says: "You did, Craig! You helped open my eyes to the fact that there is MUCH more to life than trying to get revenge!" Aang says: "Maybe for SOME people!" General Barracuda yells: "SHUT UP!!!! He wasn't talking to YOU, Mr. BUTT-inski!!!!" Larry says: "Thank you, General!" Craig says: "To paraphrase Lady Gaga; you and me could write a BAD bromance!" Dog says: "But it would STILL be a better romance story than Twilight!" Darwin says: "EVERYTHING is a better romance story than Twilight!" Dog says: "Irrelevant!" And Aang makes a GAGGING motion with a finger and his tongue and says: "BLEAH!!!!" Larry shouts: "What was THAT?!!!" Aang says: "I thought I had something stuck in my throat! Never mind, it was just my sense of REPULSION trying to make a PHYSICAL appearance! But I choked it DOWN, no thanks to YOU!!!!" (Confessional) Aang says: "And Larry and Craig OFFICIALLY make two MORE of THOSE people that I need to get RID of! Still, I gotta congratulate myself. I WAS the first to call it!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "Aang is going to be in a lot of TROUBLE if he doesn't straighten up his ATTITUDE about people who love those who are the same gender as they are!" (End Confessional)

Angelica scoffs and says: "Personally, I don't see what everyone here is SO upset about! Reggie was just telling it like it is! I do it ALL the time!" Suzie says: "But the way Reggie did it just seemed so MEAN, and wrong!" Angelica says: "Funny claim, coming from a girl who just a few episodes ago, still technically HATED my butt and wanted ME gone!" Suzie says: "And maybe I'm STARTING to again, with the way you're talking to me!" Sniz says: "If we're done with revealing secrets, it's time to reveal how this match-up will work! When it comes to basketball, it's not just good enough to MAKE a basket, you have to make a cool looking basket! So, Zim and Reggie, you will have to come up with a CLEVER way to make a basket, and the coolest looking basket wins! So, don't forget to play up for the camera!" (Confessional) Reggie shouts: "Play it up for the CAMERA?! I was doing just FINE before that footage bust in and upset everything! Now all I WANT to do is to hide under the BLEACHERS or something until this whole UGLY mess blows AWAY! Do you think anybody has ever made a basket FROM there? That would be cool." (End Confessional) Zim straps on a jet-pack, grabs a basketball and says: "I've got a good move! This is the WIG-stealing, (steals Angelica's wig), air zooming, basketball slam!" And he slams BOTH the basketball and Angelica's wig THROUGH the basket! Reggie GRABS Angelica's wig, gives it back to Angelica, and Reggie angrily says: "There's telling it like it IS, and then, there's just being a big, old, JERK!!!! You want to see how it's DONE?!" Reggie gauges the cross winds, marks the angle of her throw, and with expert skill, tosses the basketball AGAINST Fondue, which BOUNCES into Stimpy's stomach, which BOUNCES into Zim, which bounces OFF of him, into Reggie's basket! And the Boom Vets wildly cheer! Sniz says: "And Reggie unexpectedly takes the Boom Vets back into the lead, with 3-2! It's time for the final match-up!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "You know; Reggie getting my wig back for me was just so awesome! I thought Otto was the only one who would be interested in helping me. But now? Maybe I totally misjudged Reggie, to. Maybe I CAN have a lot more friends if I'm nice and more trustworthy to others!" / Reggie says: "I HAD to make a cool shot! My butt is now on the line! If I DIDN'T do something to save myself, I'd be the one going home! And I can't have that happen! I NEED to prove myself!" / Rocko says: "Surprisingly, it's often when someone's back is up against the wall, when you TRULY see what they're made of! Reggie definitely has her back to the wall, but I'd know she'd NEVER just RUN from a challenge! She's definitely facing this head on! And with my help, I'm going to help HER see it through!" / Aang says: "Note to self; beware of Reggie Rocket's incredible basketball skills!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now at a big jungle gym course filled with ropes, and Sniz says: "It's time for the last match-up! And this time, it's rope swinging! There's nothing more athletic than making like Tarzan, and swinging through trees with the greatest of ease! While we don't have trees, we do have ropes! Your job is to swing across the ropes and make it to the other side of the jungle gym! And Darwin? You NEED to win this one in order to keep the Network Noobs from losing, so no pressure! Strike that; make that a LOT of pressure!" (Confessional) Darwin says: "I've never been DEPENDENT on having to KEEP my team in the game! Still, this IS a perfect opportunity to INVALIDATE Reggie's claims that I HAVE no skills! I was born and somewhat RAISED in the jungle! This is my environment!" / Suzie says: "Are they KIDDING me?! I'm a SINGER, not a SWINGER! Well, guess I won't know if I can do it unless I TRY to do it!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Let's make this count! Get ready, get set; (blows whistle), GOOO!!!!" And Darwin is QUICK and SURE in swinging from rope to rope, while Suzie is having a HARD time of it, judging the distance between each rope, and trying to reach each one! Try as hard as she can, Suzie is unable to keep up! Marlene says: "You know, this is kind of sad." Stimpy says: "I bet we would think it was MORE sad if it was either of US, failing in this part of the challenge!" Marlene says: "You said it!" Darwin says: "It's time to put this challenge AWAY!!!!" And Darwin makes it to the other side! Suzie, unable to keep her COMPOSURE any longer, flails and FALLS into the safety of a harness net! Sniz says: "And Darwin ties it up 3-3! That means we go to a tie-breaker challenge! And since we're doing a sports movie challenge; what better way to break up a tie than with a good old fashioned SPORTS cheer! Each team will need to have a person come up with a cheer for someone THEY feel who DESERVES to be cheered for! I will be judging the cheer, so whoever I FEEL comes up with the better cheer, will end up being the winner!" Stimpy asks: "Marlene, do you have any ideas?!" Marlene says: "Stimpy, Otto, they're our guys. If they can't do it...they're...they're not our guys?!" Stimpy says: "You already USED that one!" Marlene says: "Than I got nothing!" Sniz says: "Time's up! Are the two teams ready?!" Reggie, thinking QUICKLY, decides to IMPROVISE a cheer, for ALL the contestants! /

Reggie says: "Rocko is my main, Wallaby Man! He always helps me out, anytime he can! Zim is a strange, Alien dude. And he's got a super cool, attitude! Stimpy and Marlene, nobody else is better, they'll really help you out, in any kind of weather! Angelica may be the queen of mean, but she's got a great shaped head, for someone who's sixteen! Otto is my brother, that's no lie, but it is hard to find, any cooler guy! Larry and Craig are fond of each other; that's the straight truth and word to your mother! Dog is loyal and very kind to! And when he says he loves you, then you know it to be true! Darwin is a super, swinging chimp, when it comes to challenges, he is not a wimp! Spongebob knows a LOT of facts, because he is a sponge when it comes to brass tacks! There is also Aang; and what can I say? He wrote the book on Perfect, to put it in my way! And Suzie as a singer is the best! I've said it all, so I'll give it a REST!" And Suzie's cheer ends! And the Boom Vets WILDLY cheer! Otto says: "I'd LOVE to see the Network Noobs TOP that!!" And the Network Noobs all start to simultaneously chant! / The Network Noobs put on an extravagant production, for SNIZ! The Network Noobs say: "SNIZ! SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ!!!! SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ, SNIZ! SNIZ!!!!" And Sniz cheers and applauds SUPER loudly! Sniz says: "Wonderful! Magnificent! The ABSOLUTE sucking UP! Boom Vets, you made a valiant effort, but it is my decision! So the Network Noobs win immunity and all the sport treats they can eat and drink! Boom Vets, I'm afraid this loss is very bad news for you! Tonight, is a double elimination! That means two of you, will be packing their bags tonight!" Larry says: "Called it!" Reggie sighs and says: "Better get my room ready, Sam. Big Blabbermouth Reggie is on her way home!"

(Confessional) Dog says: "I think we ALL put a solid effort in today! In one way all another, we ALL contributed to the win of our challenge today! Even Aang was being FAR less jerky than he HAS been! Hopefully, this will bode well for when the teams merge!" / Aang says: "I just needed to earn their trust. After all, it's a very bad idea to go into the team merge with all of my other team mates NOT liking me! Having them like me will be important, just in case the unthinkable happens where I DON'T win, and my butt comes up for elimination! It never hurts to be prepared for the unthinkable!" / Suzie says: "How is the vote-off going to play? First off, I honestly feel, we had an off day with this challenge. We just couldn't anticipate how good the Network Noobs were going to be! Than again, none of the Boom Vets should have assumed that we automatically would be better than the Network Noobs, just because we had one more season of experience than they did! I'm going to have to remember not to make that mistake again!" / Stimpy says: "Normally, I would say it was all over but the shouting! But we've plainly seen what happens when you make an assumption before something actually happens. So we'll just have to wait and see." (End Confessional) The "Silver Sniz Award" theme plays triumphantly! Sniz and Fondue walk out, both looking like their usual normal selves! Sniz says: "Boom Vets, most of you have already had a long, strange experience this season! What started as 12 has now whittled down to 8, and will SOON become 6! Stimpy, what are your thoughts about the team merge being just around the corner?" Stimpy says: "Obviously, the old team loyalties aren't bound to stick around much longer. A smart player would be thinking about this and plan for the next part of the game!"

Sniz asks: "Does anybody care to elaborate?" Marlene answers: "It's basic strategy. Perhaps you've heard of it. The smartest of us and the cleverest enough have already made plans to think beyond the team games! Forming an alliance now better prepares for the individual challenges ahead!" Sniz asks: "And can anybody tell me what their biggest thoughts are about the individual challenges?" Spongebob says: "Well, with the individual challenges right around the corner, individual immunity is going to be more crucial than ever, in determining whether someone potentially wins or loses their chance at $7.7 million. Obviously, nobody here is going to want to vote one of their friends off, but there may come a point when that simply becomes inevitable! And I just want to state in advance that it's probably nothing personal!" Sniz asks: "And does anyone know what Spongebob means about that?" Suzie answers: "Only that going into the team merge, we want people who we know are loyal to us, who are trustworthy, who have given us reason to believe they are honest, and have our best interests at heart! Stimpy, Marlene, Rocko, and Spongebob have proven to have those qualities in SPADES! As for Angelica, Reggie, and Otto? Not so much!" Otto says: "Way to prove that you love me!" Suzie says: "Sorry Otto, you shouldn't have been so arrogant!" Sniz says: "And with that being said, the time for voting has come. Stimpy, Marlene, since you didn't really participate in today's challenge, it wouldn't be fair to put you on the chopping block. Therefore, you both automatically receive Silver Sniz Awards tonight!" And Fondue throws two Silver Sniz Awards; one for Stimpy, and one for Marlene!

Sniz says: "And as for the rest of you; Reggie, you made some very bad decisions! First, you fake-cried to win a hotel spa trip, than you LIED about the fake-crying to win a hotel spa trip! And DURING that Hotel spa trip, you said some bad things behind many of your fellow contestants backs! Care to explain yourself?" Reggie nervously says: "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country?" Sniz says: "Haven't heard anyone quote Nathan Hale lately. And Otto Rocket, you thought you would be riding high today! But, you were too quick to predict your own win against Aang, which clearly didn't happen! And you let yourself get sunk racing against a mere boy!" Otto protests: "He's not a boy! He's an AVATAR! Two totally different things!" Sniz says: "And Suzie; you couldn't out-race a chimpanzee, and you fell straight into a safety harness; which, while really funny, wasn't really helpful! And Angelica; you must have felt pretty humiliated when Craig served you up a big serving of humble pie when he thoroughly thrashed you in the badminton challenge!" Sniz looks intently Angelica, but she looks bored by the statement. Sniz asks: "Angelica?" Angelica sarcastically says: "I'm sorry; I'm trying to remember what it feels like to be humiliated!" Sniz says: "The four of you all have good reasons why you should be booted off! In fact, I think I can safely say that Spongebob and Rocko are the only ones here who are even remotely safe from the vote-off tonight!" Rocko says: "Well, I attribute it to good karma." Sniz says: "We'll see just how good your karma is! And, vote!" And nervously, everyone picks two candidates to choose for the vote-off tonight! Sniz grabs four more Silver Sniz Awards!

Sniz says: "There are six candidates left, but only four Silver Sniz Awards! The next batch of awards, go to Rocko, and Spongebob! Only two Silver Sniz Awards left! The next Silver Sniz Award goes to, SUZIE!" Suzie cheers: "Yes!" And Reggie, Otto, and Angelica, all start looking at each other nervously, sweating, knowing that only one of them will be safe! Sniz says: "Final Silver Sniz Award! Who will it go to? Will it be the red-wigged Angelica? The not so honest surfing queen Reggie Rocket? Or the sports thrill seeking enthusiast, Otto Rocket?" And the tenseness, and the nervousness of the music being plays, makes everyone on edge! Finally Sniz asks: "Reggie Rocket?" Reggie, nervously answers for what is sure to come, meekly says: "Yes?" Sniz says: "I'm sorry but, heads UP!" And Sniz throws the last Silver Sniz Award to Reggie! Otto and Angelica both simultaneously shout: "What?! You're voting us off?!"

(Confessional) Suzie says: "Why did I vote for Angelica and Otto? It wasn't an easy choice to make! Ironically, it's not because Angelica did anything WRONG to us; she's just not useful in challenges anymore! If she has to be constantly worried about her wig, she can't stay focused on the game. And Otto? Well, I've got an end game to think about, and you're WAY too much of a risk to take any further! I have to cut my losses now, while I still have a chance!" / Spongebob says: "I admit; I thought it was pretty much over for Reggie tonight, but the girl surprised me. Her cheer really reminded me of how much she supports everybody! I mean, if Larry deserves to get a second chance, I think Reggie does to!" / Rocko says: "I won't lie, I was sweating bullets over tonight's vote, but good karma came through in the clutch! Reggie is safe for now. I admit, going into the team merge, it's not going to be easy to get Reggie to the end. But anything worth doing, is worth doing for the one you love!" / Stimpy and Marlene are together, and Stimpy says: "Going into the team merge, Marlene and I both wanted somebody we knew was trustworthy!" Marlene says: "Someone athletic, honest, kind, and someone whose ego wasn't bigger than the state of Montana!" Stimpy says: "That someone was Reggie Rocket!" Marlene HUGS Stimpy and Marlene says: "Stimpy, you are SO smart!" (End Confessional) Reggie Rocket runs up to Angelica as she is heading for the Limo of Losers, and Reggie says: "WAIT! If it's any consolation, you can COUNT on me as a friend!" Angelica excitedly asks: "Really?!" Reggie says: "This WHOLE mess started because I was upset at you! I used revenge to get even against you, and now I see how much DAMAGE it can cause a person! Truly, revenge is not the answer; it NEVER is!" Angelica says: "Don't worry about it, you're not the only one who made mistakes this season."

Reggie says: "Thank you, that means a lot to me!" Angelica takes off her red hair wig, gives it to Reggie, and says: "Here, I want you to have my red hair wig." Reggie asks: "Why?" Angelica jokingly says: "So the next time your hair looks as BAD as it does TODAY; you'll have something to wear OVER it!!!!" And Angelica laughs as she gets in the Limo of Losers! Reggie says: "I JUST can't believe..." Otto says: "Let it GO, Reggie! That's just HER idea of a joke!" Reggie says: "Some joke!" Sniz says: "Otto, you have to get on the Limo of Losers, to!" Otto shouts: "FINE!!!! I'm SICK of this game show ANYWAYS!!!!" And he angrily gets on the Limo of Losers. Sniz apathetically says: "That is nice, so sad that it STILL means you're eliminated!" And the Limo of Losers drives off! Sniz excitedly says: "Well, that was one action-packed episode of Total Cartoon Action! And the next episode promises to be packed with MORE action, because we're heading into the team merge, and all bets for ALL the players are off! Who will dominate the individual immunity challenges? Will the super-alliances of Stimpy and Larry, CONTINUE to stay strong? And can I expect Fondue to put up a good fight against General Barracuda?!" And Fondue gets knocked out, and Fondue says: "I'm in SO much PAIN!" Sniz says: "Well, I know the answer to the LAST question, but the OTHER questions will probably be answered NEXT time on Total Cartoon Action!" / Episode Notes: This technically marks the THIRD double elimination of this season, and the FINAL elimination before the team merge! Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket ironically BOTH get voted off in this episode, but NEITHER of them for the reasons any of the contestants initially thought that they WOULD get voted off for! Reggie FINALLY becomes friends with Angelica in this episode! It is revealed that Spongebob can access his strong, muscular form, from "The Fry Cook Games," anytime he WANTS! /

Personal Notes: One of the biggest recurring running gags this season, or an unmentioned theme, is the theme of irony. Just when everything seems to be going right for a person, things always find a way to go wrong! And when bad things happen to good people, irony has a way of making things right for a person. Reggie Rocket was faced with a crisis that she didn't ask for, and one that she REALLY didn't deserve! But because Rocko came to her defense and rescue, it prevented Reggie from facing a boot! It was ALWAYS my intention and goal to have Angelica and Otto, two former possible love connections, end up having a RIVALRY with each other, than end up being ELIMINATED together, under the most IRONIC set of circumstances possible! Angelica, for failing to dominate in a challenge, and Otto, for being unable to compete against the Avatar! And now there are twelve! Who will be a dominating player past the team merge?! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the 8th episode (Octerror Fest Special) of SpingeBill's Adventure

Spoiler

Episode 8: Halloween Time

SpongeBob and Patrick are getting ready for Halloween and go trick or treating

SpongeBob: Patrick do you have your costume 

Patrick: Oh wait 

(Patrick grabs a pumpkin and put it on his head)

Patrick: I'm a pumpkin your worst fear

SpongeBob: I'm a vampire I want to suck your blood

Patrick: AHHHH DONT TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE

(SpongeBob laughs)

SpongeBob: Patrick I'm not a vampire, this is my costume

Patrick: oh

SpongeBob: are we ready Patrick

Patrick: ready

SpongeBob: lets go trick or treating 

Patrick: I'M GOING THE SQUIDWARDS HOUSE

SpongeBob: WAIT PATRICK

Patrick: what

SpongeBob: Patrick I don't think we should disturb Squidward

Patrick: TRICK OR TREAT

(Squidward opens the window)

Squidward: WHAT DO YOU WANT

Patrick: I WANT CANDY, I WANT CANDY, I WANT CANDY

Squidward: IF YOU SAY CANDY ONE MORE TIME, I'M COMING OUT THERE

SpongeBob: um Patrick

Patrick: I WANT CANDY

Squidward: THATS IT

SpongeBob: RUN

(SpongeBob and Patrick run)

(Squidward opens the door)

Squidward: AND DONT KNOCK AGAIN

(At Downtown Bikini Bottom)

SpongeBob: that was close

(10 Minutes Later)

SpongeBob: I got 26 pieces of candy

Patrick: I got none

SpongeBob: but you ate all of your candy 

Patrick: oh yeah

(Splaat phone rings)

Patrick: SpongeBob your phone is ringing like a bell

(Spongebob pickup the phone)

SpongeBob: hello

Splaat: hi SpongeBob, I'm just bored and I want to come and trick or treat with you guys

SpongeBob: no problem 

Splaat: ok then I'll be right there in a splat

(Splaat teleports)

Splaat: hey SpongeBob and Patrick

SpongeBob: hi Splaat nice costume, I liked the orange splat

Patrick: wait SpongeBob isn't this the guy who haunted us in another cookie pizza land

SpongeBob: that was the Flying Dutchman Patrick

Patrick: ohhhh

Splaat:  Flying Dutchman is not scary at all

SpongeBob: DONT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT

Splaat: why

SpongeBob: DONT UPSET HIM OR HE WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL

Splaat: Flying Dutchman is not scary, there you go I said it

(THUNDER)

SpongeBob: PATRICK HIDE

(SpongeBob and Patrick hides behind a dumpster)

(Flying Dutchman appears)

Flying Dutchman: WHO BE INSULTING THE FLYING DUTCHMAN ON HALLOWEEN

Splaat: I did

Flying Dutchman: AS PUNISHMENT FOR BREAKING THE HALLOWEEN RULE, YOUR SOUL IS MINE

Splaat: whatever

Flying Dutchman: first I got to get rid of this stupid costume

(Flying Dutchman looks a Splaat with a shocked reaction)

Demonic Splaat: HI THERE

(Flying Dutchman flies out screaming)

Patrick: WHAT IS THAT MONSTER AHHHHHH

(Patrick runs home)

SpongeBob: wow splaat you scared him and you are terrifying 

Splaat: wait SpongeBob don't run, I got a plan

(30 minutes later)

(At Squidwards house)

Squidward: I guess it's time to play my clari-

(SpongeBob knocks on the door)

SpongeBob: TRICK OR TREAT

Squidward: THATS IT, I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS

(Squidward opens the door)

Squidward: WHAT DO YOU WA--

Demonic Splaat: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Squidward: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

(Squidward shuts the door)

 

SpongeBob: it worked splaat we scared him

 

Splaat: HAHA yeah, but it's time for me to go now

 

SpongeBob: bye

 

(Splaat teleports home)

 

SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants you have the greatest pranks

 

(Someone pokes SpongeBob)

 

SpongeBob: yes

 

Flying Dutchman: can I sleep in your house tonight I keep having nightmares of that thing

 

SpongeBob: um sure

 

And so SpongeBob, Patrick and Splaat go trick or treating and Splaat scares the Flying Dutchman and Squidward to death

 

The End

 

[4EverGreen]

Once again, for the first time, here is a "Total Cartoon Action" episode posted for the first time on ONE singular post! I hope you enjoy it! /

There's a big SHOWDOWN in this episode! I hope that you're prepared for it! / "License To Merge: Spy Another Day" Before Sniz even makes the episode recap, Master Coelaceanth is meeting with Mesogog; a reptilian skilled male villain who was LAST seen getting destroyed on "Power Rangers Dinothunder!" Master Coelaceanth says: "So, MESOGOG, we are clear on what our plan of action is, today?" Mesogog says: "Of course! Manipulating Aang's emotions is VERY easy for me! He had a desire for revenge and fame; but of course, he was FAR too goody goody to do anything about it! It is a good thing you cloned me, otherwise, I would not have the opportunity to get revenge!" Master Coelaceanth says: "It's what I did for Tai Lung; pity you destroyed him during that movie challenge!" Mesogog says: "I did what I had to do! Nothing is more important than keeping this secret between us! My abilities notwithstanding, it is not easy being put into this situation I'm in!" Master Coelaceanth says: "What do you mean?!" And unexpectedly, Mesogog MORPHS into the exact LIKENESS of AANG!!! In Aang's voice, he says: "Do you think I like sharing the same body as this evil malevolent FREAK?!!! What are you DOING to me?!!! You're manipulating ME and making me SAY things that I'd NEVER say, not in a MILLION years!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "I can make YOU do anything I want! After all, as long as MESOGOG is controlling you, I believe you're just a slave to the bigger picture I have in mind!" Aang says: "Going to be pretty hard to do that! You can't even keep control over Mesogog, let alone, me! After all, you STILL can't figure out WHO struck you during the AVATAR movie challenge; me, or Mesogog?! It's pretty hard to keep track of just who is who!" Master Coelaceanth says: "That doesn't matter to me; what matters it that Mesogog does his job!"

Aang says: "I NEVER wanted to hurt anybody! I just wanted to do some harmless humiliating of my Nickelodeon stars; make them see how THEY would feel after experiencing the humiliation I felt! That's all I wanted!" Master Coelaceanth says: "AHHH, but your high standards of moral integrity wouldn't allow you to do that, would they? That's why you NEEDED me! Mesogog is strong, but alas, there was not enough genetic material for an entirely NEW body to sustain the power needed to keep Mesogog alive! That's where YOU stepped in! You wanted the ability to HUMILATE the other Nicktoons, and I gave it to you!" Aang says: "You NEVER said that you were INJECTING an evil BEING into my body!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Sorry, AANG!!!! You should've CHOSEN your master's MORE carefully!" And then Master Coelaceanth gets a DELICIOUSLY evil smile and says: "Oh, and by the way, the next Avatar, Korra, grows up to be a LESBIAN!!!!" Aang says: "Do you think I CARE about--THAT?!!!" And then, Mesogog once again takes over and Mesogog says: "I HATE same gender couples! They make ME want to VOMIT!!!! I will DESTROY ALL of them!!!!" And Mesogog morphs back into Aang, and using Aang's voice, he says: "And as long as I stay disguised as Aang, nobody will EVER know it's ME!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "That's what I'm hoping for! Now go, and do NOT fail me!" However, even Master Coelaceanth can NOT be sure just WHO is speaking, when Mesogog/Aang says: "Why would I EVER want to disappoint YOU?!" /

Sniz is in the control room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we went with a rousing theme of sports movie challenges! There was slow motion boxing, there was wrestling, there was BMX bike racing, there was a badminton match, there was a basketball slam dunk challenge, and there was a rope swinging contest! After six match-ups, the score was tied, and we came up to a cheering tie-breaker! In a desperate attempt to save her own butt after some unsavory facts came up, Reggie came up with an inspirational cheer exploring everyone's virtues instead of their faults! However, even THAT cheer couldn't over-power the Network Noobs and their loving ode, to ME! Reggie thought for sure her butt was leaving the show, but the Boom Vets decided to forgive her, and in the most shocking double elimination ever; the Boom Vets got rid of BOTH Angelica Pickles, and Otto Rocket!!!! WHAT?!!! Did you THINK that we were GOING to have the EXACT same kind of final three that ANOTHER show had?!!! Obviously, we're NOT going to DO that! The show would be WAY too boring to watch! And no fun to write! Instead, it's time to say good-bye to the teams, and hello to spying and intrigue, because we've got a spy movie challenge coming up, and you won't want to miss a minute, on Total Cartoon Action!" / Instead of the normal show open, it opens up with a James Bond movie parody opening, while Duran Duran's 1985 hit song, "A View to a Kill," plays in the background. /

"Meeting you, with a view to a kill. Face to face in secret places, feel the chill. Night fall covers me, but you know the plans I'm making. Still oversea, could it be the whole world opening wide? A sacred why, a mystery gaping inside. The weekend's why, until we dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams. Dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire. Choice for you, is the view to a kill. Between the shades, assassination's standing still. The first crystal tears, fall as snowflakes on your body. First time in years, to drench you skin with lover's rosy stain. A chance to find the phoenix for the flame. A chance to die, but can we dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams. Dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire, when all we see is the view to a kill." / After the song opening ends, Stimpy wakes up in his trailer, than he goes over to Marlene who is still sleeping. Stimpy says: "Marlene, I need to talk to you." Marlene sleepily asks: "Really? Right now?" Stimpy says: "Yes, it's important!" Marlene wakes up and asks: "What do you need to talk about?" Stimpy says: "It's Aang. I just keep thinking about him, and something is EXTREMELY out of PLACE with him!" Marlene asks: "How do you figure?" Stimpy answers: "The way he talks, the way he acts, the way he DELIBERATELY seeks fame and glory over friends!" Marlene asks: "And your point is?" Stimpy answers: "Aang NEVER acted like that on his series!" Marlene asks: "How do YOU know? Have YOU seen every episode of his series?" Stimpy admits: "Okay, no! But I have a general enough idea to know that for some reason, Aang is NOT acting like Aang is supposed to act! It's like he's somebody else, someone we don't even know!"

Marlene says: "Well, I CAN believe that, but the question is, can you prove it?" Stimpy says: "That's just the problem; I don't know if I can." Marlene says: "Well, let's just think about this logically. If it ISN'T Aang, than who could we POSSIBLY be dealing with? Who would have something to gain, by using the voice and appearance of Aang, to further their own evil ends?" Stimpy says: "It would obviously have to be someone who is OBSESSED with revenge! Someone who wants to get even for an EVIL reason, and has figured out a way they could WORK Aang into their plans!" Marlene asks: "The question is; who could it be? We've already dispatched MOST of the evil Nicktoons!" Stimpy says: "And the ones we didn't, ran away! I just can't figure OUT who else it could BE!!!! Unless..." Marlene asks: "Unless what?" Stimpy answers: "Unless we're DEALING with an evil we haven't EXACTLY encountered, but he's STILL dangerous all the same!" Marlene says: "Well, he's GOT to have some connection to Nickelodeon!" Stimpy's eyes light up and says: "The Power Ranger challenge!" Marlene asks: "What about it?" Stimpy says: "It used to be that Nickelodeon wouldn't have been ABLE to utilize the Power Rangers in any way they wanted! But when we had access to the Ranger powers AND had to face off against Trakeena; that clearly meant that ANY major villain from the Power Rangers could now become PART of this show's continuity!" Marlene says: "That makes sense!" Stimpy says: "And we KNOW Master Coelaceanth LIKES villains with LOTS of power and revenge on their minds! And Trakeena was one of the BETTER Power Ranger villains he could've CHOSEN as an apprentice!" Marlene asks: "But General Barracuda DESTROYED Trakeena, didn't he?" Stimpy says: "Yes, but suppose Master Coelaceanth had someone else waiting in the wings!"

Marlene asks: "Like who?" Stimpy says: "Who is the ONLY villain in the HISTORY of Power Rangers who is even BETTER than Trakeena at being evil?!" Marlene's eyes light up and she answers: "Mesogog!" Stimpy says: "And this wouldn't be the first time Mesogog inhabited someone else's body in order to further his OWN evil ends, it's what he did to Anton Mercer! The creepy mutant dino inhabited Anton's body, in order to further his own evil ends!" Marlene says: "But Mesogog was destroyed! How could he come back?" Stimpy says: "Because Master Coelaceanth brought him back! Remember how he brought back Tai Lung? But I'm guessing there wasn't enough genetic material for Mesogog to have a body of his own, so he would need to share a body. And suppose that someone else was looking for revenge of their own, but his own morals held him back?! He would need an injection of some kind in order to make him uninhibited! And Master Coelaceanth gave Aang more than he asked for?!" Marlene asks: "Do you think Mesogog is actually controlling Aang?!" Stimpy says: "What else could it be?! We know Aang felt betrayed by the failure of his live-action movie, but I just don't believe he can act that out of character on his own! Mesogog must be manipulating him!" Marlene says: "Mesogog controlling Aang? That would be very bad! But how do we prove it?" Stimpy says: "If my theory is correct, than MESOGOG is the one who can't stand same gender couples! I figure if ONE more were to be made on this show, Mesogog wouldn't be able to contain himself!" Than Stimpy sadly says: "I'll take one for the alliance." Marlene asks: "Why would you do that?" Stimpy says: "One way or another, Mesogog needs to be stopped, and I'm the only member of our super alliance who genuinely DOES love both girls AND guys!" Marlene says: "You must love ALMOST everybody, then!"

Stimpy says: "Technically, yes. The problem is, I need somebody TO love! Rocko is out of the question because he's solid with Reggie, Spongebob is already committed to Sandy, and I don't see Larry and Craig abandoning each other anytime soon." Marlene says: "What about Dog? He MISSES his brother Cat; you ARE a cat, if you get an IN with him, you'll cause Mesogog to reveal his TRUE colors!" Stimpy says: "He's on the other team!" Marlene says: "Does it matter? The teams are DUE to be dissolved very soon! The old game play mechanics will become irrelevant! Dog MUST realize this; otherwise, he wouldn't have gotten this far!" Stimpy asks: "Do you think he's going to go for it?" Marlene says: "You won't know anything unless you try it." Stimpy says: "Good point! Tomorrow, we HAVE to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt if it IS Mesogog we're dealing with!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "The team merge not withstanding, more important than prize money, is keeping everyone safe. I truly don't believe Aang is evil, but Mesogog is making him act evil! And if my theory is correct, than Mesogog must be revealed before we can make any other plans concerning Aang!" / Marlene says: "I truly believe that figuring out Aang will be the key to making it to the final three. Now that Otto Rocket is out of the game, truly anyone could wind up in the final three now! It's all a matter of making the right moves when they count!" (End Confessional) / It's now morning, everybody has had breakfast, but nobody has seen Sniz or Fondue yet! Suzie says: "I've forgotten how slow it can be without Otto around! At least he could make a crack about skateboarding or some other awesome stunt to get my mind off of waiting! Does anybody have a good story?" Spongebob asks: "Did I ever tell anybody about the time me and Squidward made a Krusty Krab Pizza delivery?!" Marlene answers: "Only about a million times! Try something else!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Usually, I get a better response than that!" (End Confessional) Reggie Rocket arrives, carrying a bunch of breakfast treats, and she says: "It's time for everybody to get pumped up! I've brought special breakfast treats for all my good pals!" Zim asks: "Who would those be?!" Reggie asks: "Is that all anyone has to ask me?!" Rocko answers: "Certainly not! I stand by your side, and everyone else should to!" Craig says: "I just want to state for the record, that I had no way of knowing Aang was going to want to let everyone watch that footage! If I did, I wouldn't have watched it myself!"

Reggie says: "If we're ALL being honest with ourselves, I'm sure we've ALL said things we didn't mean!" Aang scoffs and says: "Speak for yourself!" Reggie says: "Come on! I've ALREADY apologized for that STUPID spa lie about 7.7 million TIMES by now!" (Confessional) Aang says: "And that's the ONLY $7.7 million Reggie is EVER going to experience! My LAWYER, Johnathan, is working on it right now!" (End Confessional) Reggie asks: "Can't somebody besides Rocko show me a LITTLE support?!" Spongebob gets up, and bored, half-heartedly cheers: "Go Reggie Rocket, rah, rah, rah." Reggie sarcastically says: "Careful you don't get WHIPLASH by moving so fast!" Dog is trying to open the door to his trailer, but it refuses to budge! Dog says: "Guys, did somebody lock the trailer door from the INSIDE?!" Zim throws his hands up and says: "COME ON! Even I'm not that insane!" Darwin rolls his eyes and asks: "Did you TRY the door-knob?" Dog sarcastically says: "No, I tried saying 'open sesame' 44 times--of COURSE I tried the door-knob!" Than suddenly, the stairs drop out from UNDER Dog and he FALLS into a hole! Darwin rushes over and asks: "Dog! Are you all right?!" But Dog SUDDENLY gets hit with a very hard bowler derby hat, and he falls in, to!" Suzie shouts: "Everybody, run for your LIVES!" But at that moment, Suzie gets TRAPPED into an elaborate tarp bag trap! (Confessional) Aang says: "I would've been more concerned with running, except I already knew that this was all an elaborate set-up for the spy movie challenge! P.D.A. is a nice little advantage; they make it so I never get surprised!" / Spongebob says: "I haven't felt comfortable here ever since Aang got here, but now I feel that Master Coelaceanth is making his move! (Doesn't notice that somebody is about to hit him with a leathery steak from behind.) If you ask me, it's a giant conspira--." (WHAM! Spongebob is knocked unconscious and dragged away.) (End Confessional)

The remaining contestants duck into the relative safety of one of the Boom Vets trailers! Reggie asks: "Do you think we'll be safe in here?" Rocko says: "We're certainly not safe out there!" Craig says: "I'm sorry, General Barracuda, but this is SCARING me! I want this nightmare to end!" Larry says: "Craig, I SWEAR everything is going to be all right! I don't know how, but we'll get through this together!" Craig asks: "Do you really mean it?" Larry says: "Master Coelaceanth would have to do something horrible to ME before I'd let him do anything to you!" (Confessional) Larry says: "And that may or may not include the promise of death, but preferably, not death!" / Craig says: "I was scared! I needed someone to comfort me! And since Girly wasn't around, Larry was there to protect me! Maybe I do have feelings for him! Should I tell my dad?" (End Confessional) Marlene asks: "Wait! Where's Spongebob?" Zim asks: "Are you CRAZY?! It's every human, Irken, and other animal for itself here!" Stimpy says: "Maybe not! Aang, you are going to tell us the honest truth right now!" Aang apathetically says: "The honest truth about what?" Stimpy says: "We want to know RIGHT now, whether or not, you're--." But Stimpy doesn't get to finish that thought, because at that moment, gas canisters are thrown through the open windows of the trailer, and they make EVERYONE unconscious. /

When the contestants all wake up, they find themselves in a cave. Dog says: "Okay, this is different." Suzie asks: "How did we end up here?" Zim answers: "It wasn't my doing! I would've picked somewhere less dank and dreary!" Than suddenly, a holographic image of Sniz wearing an eye-patch appears, and Sniz speaks with a very apparent bad Jamaican accent! Sniz says: "Good morning, cast! Welcome to your crash course of spy reconnaissance 101!" Larry asks: "What language is that?!" Craig says: "I believe it's French!" Darwin says: "No, German!" Zim says: "I thought it was Italian!" Suzie says: "Maybe it's Portuguese!" Sniz says: "No, no, no, and not even close! It's Russian!!!!" Marlene says: "I'm an EXPERT in language dialects! And that's NOT Russian, it's Jamaican!" Sniz grabs a CD deck and asks: "Is it? It IS?! FONDUE!" And Sniz throws his CD deck off-screen and in his normal voice, Sniz says: "I told you not to order a language course off the internet! This is what happens when my brother CHEAPS out and buys me the wrong language set! Guess we're not doing the accent thing! Anyways, accents are the hallmark of a cliche, spy, movie villain. Today however, you will be playing spy heroes! You're job is to infiltrate the movie set water-tower, currently water free for fumigation purposes, and find a heavily guarded object there, that you will need to retrieve." Rocko asks: "What is the object for?" Sniz answers: "The object is a bag, and it contains IMPORTANT materials you will need to accomplish the second and THIRD part of today's challenge! After that, you will need to make an ESCAPE from the water tower, and defuse a bomb before it blows up in your faces!"

Marlene says: "I guess that disqualifies Aang; he doesn't know HOW to defuse a bomb!!!!" Aang angrily says: "Care to say THAT again to Ambercrombie and FITCH?!!!" Marlene says: "Excuse me?!" Aang says: "That's what my fists are named! Right side is Ambercrombie, left side is Fitch!" Marlene scoffs and says: "You SERIOUSLY did NOT name your fists Ambercrombie and Fitch!" Aang says: "Of course not! They named THEMSELVES that!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "ANDDDD, with THAT, Aang has gone from a six to a NINE on a scale of 1-5 CRAZYNESS meter, with 5 being the MAXIMUM amount of CRAZY!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The contestants who MANAGE to get the materials, and the contestants who defuse their bombs, get a GREAT reward, as well as safety from tonight's vote-off! And by the way; since watching you work together in teams has grown to be capital B, BORING; as of RIGHT now, I have decided to split the TEAMS up, for GOOD! It's EVERY single contestant, for themselves!" Suzie asks: "You're splitting us UP?! After everything we've BEEN through?!" / Suzie Carmichael says: "4, 3, 2, 1!!!!" And a parody of the "All Grown Up" show intro plays, with 12 characters instead of 8, and only Suzie Carmichael STILL doing the things she originally did in the intro of her show. Everybody else parodies the other "All Grown Up" characters. Suzie sings: "Every day on my birthday, my mom and dad would say, 'You're another year older, another year wiser.' But I still go to school, to get an education, I treat each and every day like a mini-vacation! All Grown Up! I really want to shout it out! All Grown Up! I want the world to know! All Grown Up! I really want to shout it out! All Grown Up with you! All Grown Up with...YOU!!!!" / Darwin says: "That was interesting!" Marlene whispers to Stimpy: "The teams have broken up! Now's your chance!" Stimpy whispers: "Right! And don't worry, the super-alliance still stands!"

Stimpy goes to Dog, and Stimpy says: "So Dog, on the one hand, it's SAD to see the teams broken up. We won't be performing a battle of wills between teams anymore. But on the other hand, we could make a beneficial alliance between the two of us!" And Stimpy makes SURE that AANG is looking his way! Dog asks: "What do you MEAN, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Statistically speaking, you're the LOW dog on Larry's alliance right now, but what if I could offer you something better?" Dog asks: "Like what?" Stimpy says: "A chance to get further in MY alliance, say second?" Dog asks: "Do you REALLY mean it?!" Stimpy LOVINGLY hugs Dog, and Stimpy says: "Of course! I'm not a LIAR!!!!" And Aang APPEARS to start to LOSE it!!!! (Confessional) Aang angrily says: "Not ANOTHER, same GENDER lover!!!! This is getting out of HAND!!!! I've GOT to... (voice starts distorting) ...stay CALM!!!! Not LOSE it!!!! Must...KEEP...control...!!!!" (And Aang MORPHS into Mesogog, and starts SPEAKING in Mesogog's voice!) Mesogog says: "No more Mr. NICE Reptile! If Stimpy wants to play THAT game with me, I can show him a WORLD in which he wishes he was NEVER born INTO!" (End Confessional) Aang now looks...off!!!! With yellow eyes instead of his normal eyes, and his clothes DARKER than what they usually are! Aang goes up to Larry, and decides to talk to him! But both Larry AND Aang are suprised, when what is CLEARLY Mesogog's voice, comes OUT of Aang's mouth! In Mesogog's voice, Aang asks: "So, Larry! It seems that STIMPY is plotting against you and your SOLID alliance! What do you plan to DO about it?!" Larry answers: "I DON'T know...wait a MINUTE!!!! When did your EYES change color?!!!" Aang starts to get nervous, and still speaking in Mesogog's voice says: "My eyes have ALWAYS been yellow!" Craig says: "No they haven't! And why do your CLOTHES look DARKER than what they USUALLY look like?!"

Aang, STILL in Mesogog's voice, says: "It's the lighting of this cave!" Stimpy says: "Than EXPLAIN how come you're not even SOUNDING like Aang is supposed to?!!!" Aang, in Mesogog's voice, says: "I've ALWAYS sounded this way...!!!!" Than in a blast of fury, Mesogog erupts: "ENOUGH!!!!" And Aang fully transforms into Mesogog!!!! Mesogog says: "Little TRAITOR!!!! How DARE you speak with MY voice when I'M the one controlling YOUR form?!" Than suddenly, Mesogog starts speaking with Aang's voice, and he says: "CONTROL?! I think everyone just realized that Mesogog doesn't HAVE any control! Not over THIS body, not over ANYTHING!!!!" In his own voice, Mesogog says: "That IDIOT Master Coelaceanth! I TOLD him he should re-inject me into someone more EVIL!!!! But he said that only the powers of the AVATAR could FULLY restore my body!!!!" Suzie asks: "What's going on here?" Stimpy says: "Long story, but we'll give you the short version for now! Marlene and I have suspected Mesogog of CONTROLLING Aang's body, but we needed a way to get him to lose control! We figured one more same gender partnership would do it, and now EVERYONE knows that Mesogog is the one responsible for all the jerky things that Aang has SUPPOSEDLY been doing!" Mesogog says: "You LITTLE fool! Have you even thought this plan through?! After revealing me, what did you PLAN to do?!" Stimpy says: "If Aang has his way, I won't have to do ANYTHING!" Mesogog asks: "What are you talking a-BOUT?!" And unexpectedly, Mesogog morphs back INTO Aang, looking completely normal! In Aang's own voice, Aang says: "Guys, it's me, the REAL me!"

Marlene asks: "How do we KNOW it's the real you?" Aang says: "Ask me if same-gender partnerships make me want to vomit!" Stimpy asks: "DO same-gender partnerships make you want to vomit?" Aang says: "Of course not! If I the next Avatar is a girl and she is named Korra, I wouldn't CARE if she grew up to be a LESBIAN!!!!" And Mesogog lets out a mighty roar, but Aang manages to maintain his form! Marlene says: "Than it IS you!" Aang says: "But I don't know for how long! It's taking ALL of my energy just to TALK to you right now! Mesogog is DESPERATELY seeking to take back control of MY body! This is all my fault! I was WEAK! I let myself fall prey to the life of fame, glory, and fortune! When my live-action movie tanked, it made me MAD!!!! But my morals wouldn't let me get revenge against anybody CONCERNED with making my movie; that's when my mind thought up of Master Coelaceanth! If anyone could make me uninhibited enough to make me want to get revenge, HE could! What I didn't realize, is that Master Coelaceanth had ulterior motives! He cloned Mesogog's genetic material INTO me; Mesogog REGAINED his power FAST! He over-whelmed me! I wasn't able to regain ANY control over myself until the Avatar episode! It really WAS me who struck BACK at Master Coelaceanth; I resented the fact that he put Mesogog into me!" Marlene says: "So technically speaking, you're NOT Master Coelaceanth's new, secret male apprentice!" Aang says: "I'm not, but Mesogog is! And as long as I can't get rid of Mesogog FROM my body, I'm a danger to you and everyone else!" Than Aang's eyes light up and Aang says: "Kill me." Reggie asks: "WHAT?!!!" Aang says: "Kill me before I HURT someone else, the way Mesogog made me HURT Pearl!!!!" Craig shockingly asks: "That was YOU?!!!" Larry says: "It was Mesogog, and stop talking crazy!" Rocko says: "It's not going to come to that, Aang! We know you're still in there!"

Aang struggles and he says: "There IS no other way--(in Mesogog's voice, he says)--you FOOLS!!!!" Aang morphs back into Mesogog, and Mesogog asks: "What is that FOOL trying to prove?! That you STUPID, foolish Nicktoons are willing to turn HIM into a martyr even if he asks for it?! I know their ilk; they won't kill you! After all--." Mesogog morphs back into Aang, and with Aang's voice, he says: "After all, Mesogog and I both share the same body! If they kill Mesogog, the also kill Aang, and they would never kill the Avatar, the upholder of peace. So we are not in any danger from them; now are we?!" General Barracuda comes in and says: "But you are in danger from me! Hurting my darling girl, Pearl! If it wasn't for the fact that I'm not allowed to interfere in challenges, you'd be mine right now! Whereas they might have a problem with getting their hands dirty, I thankfully don't have that problem! Luckily, I don't need to get physical right now!" Mesogog/Aang asks: "And how do you figure that?!" General Barracuda says: "You're still under Sniz's rules!!!! And the most important rule, is that you never, ever, kill another contestant! Everyone else is bound by that rule, and you are to! If you even attempt to kill another contestant, you are automatically eliminated! And you will never be allowed to compete again ever! Would you like to try that in a case of law?!" Mesogog/Aang looks at General Barracuda, and realizes his logic. Mesogog/Aang says: "You are very clever. I can see why Master Coelaceanth used to think so fondly of you! Very well; I'll 'play' by the rules for now, and bide my time! After all, I can afford to wait! I can't say the same for your 'friends!' You just better hope that no unfortunate 'accidents' fall upon them while I'm here! What would your daughter think if one of her friends got hurt because of you?!" General Barracuda says: "You're DESPICABLE!!!!"

Mesogog/Aang laughs and says: "Thank you! Now, if we're done messing around--(Aang PUSHES a stalagmite, revealing the door to a secret elevator)--WE; that is to say, Mesogog AND Aang, have a challenge to win! And I want EVERYONE to WATCH it! Come with me, we're WASTING time!" Larry says: "Brilliant MOVE, Stimpy! You've revealed Mesogog and Aang; now what?!" Stimpy says: "Honestly; I thought we'd be DEAD before we got THIS far!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercial break, Mesogog/Aang leads the other contestants into a hidden room within the water tower. It's a big room, and sitting on a Greco-Roman pedestal within a glass case, is a bag with the materials that Sniz mentioned! Zim says: "It's easy!" Darwin stops him and says: "TOO easy!" Reggie reaches into her pockets, and pulls out a mirror, and some small hairspray! Reggie says: "Beauty products! Never leave home without them!" Spongebob asks: "But what about every contestant for themselves?!" Larry answers: "Have you forgotten about Aang who's CURRENTLY sharing a body with Mesogog?! That would take the REST of us just to HANDLE him! I think we've got far worse to worry about than to even THINK about immunity for ourselves! Besides, we've officially HIT the team merge! As of right now, I no longer HAVE to be responsible for what happens to you!" (Confessional)

Larry says: "Sandy, I did what you asked; I kept Spongebob and Stimpy SAFE until the team merge, so I now no longer owe you anything! Granted, I'm not interested in getting revenge anymore, but I would STILL like to win all the same! And if Spongebob gets in the way of that...let's just say he's NOT going to take me by surprise again like he did in the Extreme Sports Movie Challenge!" / Spongebob says: "Does Larry actually THINK he's the ONLY reason why I made it to the team merge?! I'm USEFUL in challenges! I was the FIRST to test the strength of the bridge in the wilderness survival movie challenge, I got lucky in the Las Vegas Movie challenge, I helped rescue Marlene in the FIRST sci-fi action movie challenge, under my command, my team destroyed all the alien eggs in the alien movie challenge, I commanded a megazord in the costumed super-hero movie challenge, and I beat Larry with my OWN skills in the sports movie challenge! So I HARDLY think that I'm USELESS when it comes to winning movie challenges!" (End Confessional) Reggie Rocket SPRAYS her hairspray about, and it REVEALS all of the red lasers shooting around the room! Darwin says: "Better test the STRENGTH of the laser!" Darwin plucks out one of his own hairs, and drops it towards one of the lasers. The hair DISINTEGRATES instantly upon contact! Dog says: "Yep! We're dealing with some major level laser damage in this room! One touch, and our gooses our cooked!" Spongebob says: "But we don't HAVE any gooses!" Dog says: "It's a figure of speech!" Spongebob says: "I knew that!" (Confessional)

Spongebob sadly admits: "Actually, I didn't! I don't know what it is, but it's very HARD for me to distinguish when someone is making an accurate statement, making a figure of speech, or just being sarcastic! I think I'm getting better at it, but I obviously STILL have a long way to go!" / Dog says: "I guess I got to be thankful for one thing, as far as my brother Cat goes. He DID help me distinguish between accurate statements, figures of speech, and sarcasm! I should know, because Cat would often BE sarcastic when he talked! But Stimpy? He's like the exact OPPOSITE of Cat! He's kind, he's loyal, he's truthful, and he never has an ulterior motive! He just wants to be friendly towards others who are friendly to him! I think I can trust him! I probably have a better chance of getting farther in this game if I team up with Stimpy, instead of Larry!" (End Confessional) Reggie says: "One laser blocking mirror, coming up!" And Reggie CAREFULLY puts her mirror into the path of one of the lasers, and THANKFULLY, the mirror manages to successfully REFLECT the laser HARMLESSLY out of a window and into the sky! Reggie says: "There is a clear path to the object now!" Mesogog/Aang says: "And that's an object I will TAKE for myself! And I will leave you ALL inside here, once the building EXPLODES!!!!" Marlene asks: "What do you mean?!" Mesogog/Aang says: "This water tower is structurally unsound. It's not SAFE to make reckless moves in here! Sniz is having someone blow it up to make room for a NEW water tower!" Stimpy asks: "Who did he ask to blow the water tower up?!!!" / LIL Deville is outside, clapping in excitement!!!! Lil says: "This is AWESOME, Sniz, you asking me BACK here?!" And in a Spanish accent, Lil Deville says: "Mad Dog Hoek is once again set and LOCO, and crazy for BOOM BOOM!!!!" Sniz says: "Not YET, Lil! The contestants have to get out of the water tower first!" Lil says: "Of course! I wouldn't blow up my own boyfriend!" /

Larry says: "You're CRAZY; Mesogog, you're NOT leaving us in here!" Mesogog/Aang asks: "And WHY shouldn't I? If I ELIMINATE the rest of the competition in ONE move, Sniz will have no CHOICE, but to award ME the $7.7 million! And $7.7 million will go a long WAY, for funding the re-birth of my dinosaur planet! Think about it, no HUMANS running around and messing up the environment, all the troubles in the world just a bad MEMORY, a utopian paradise made possible, when only DINOSAURS reign supreme!" Rocko sarcastically says: "Why can't you just want to RULE the world, like all the other sicko villains?!" Mesogog/Aang says: "You're one to talk! Do you honestly STILL believe that if you ALL do the right thing, it will SOMEHOW make things all better?!" Stimpy says: "I do believe in doing the right thing, and I believe in becoming friends with Dog!" Mesogog/Aang says: "THIS stunt, again?! You can't fool ME twice! Dogs and cats could NEVER become friends with each other, let alone LOVE each other!" Stimpy says: "You're wrong! I genuinely DO love dogs! And I don't CARE if he's a guy! And nobody else should, either! You want to know what is probably the REAL reason dinosaurs DIED?!!! Not because of some meteor, but because of their unwillingness to evolve and change! You think you can STOP the world from changing; but that's the thing, you can't STOP the change! The world changes whether you WANT it to or not! And you can either change WITH it, or get left behind! I know what I want to see in this world, and I want to see a world FREE of prejudice and hate, a world FREE of intolerant beings like you! I want a world where I CAN be friends with a dog, and everyone is okay with that!"

Dog happily says: "Stimpy, I would LOVE that!!!!" And lovingly, Dog gives Stimpy a BIG kiss on the lips!!!! At the sight of this, Mesogog/Aang starts TWITCHING uncontrollably!!!! Mesogog says: "I can't TAKE this anymore!!!!" Aang says: "I can't take YOU anymore, EITHER!!!!" And Mesogog/Aang both simultaneously say: "Get out of my HEAD!!!!" And in a flash of light, Aang seems to fly off, in two SEPARATE directions! Suzie looks at them, and sees an Aang wearing LIGHTER colored clothing, and an Aang wearing DARKER colored clothing! Suzie says: "TWO Aangs?! Which one of you is which?!" The light Aang says: "I'm the real Aang!" The dark Aang says: "That's Mesogog, I'm the real Aang!" Spongebob says: "They look completely identical!" Rocko says: "They might LOOK the same, but personality-wise, they're different! Fight ME!!!! I can tell by your fighting styles which is the REAL Aang, and which is NOT!" The light Aang says: "Rocko, I'm a good guy! I only fight for noble purposes! I CAN'T fight you!" The dark Aang says: "Well, I certainly CAN; WATCH this!!!!" And Zim BLASTS a laser at the DARK Aang, and his disguise DISINTERGRATES into Mesogog! Rocko says: "Nice move...MESOGOG!!!! I KNEW you couldn't resist that ploy! The REAL Aang would NEVER attack his friends voluntarily!!!!" Mesogog says: "Very cagey, Wallaby! But none of you are a match for me! You're MAKING a mistake Zim! Do you not SEE the logic of my plan?" Zim says: "Technically, yes. But it just seems to...heartless. And you're wrong about us NOT being a match for you! The rules STATE that you can't KILL a contestant! But you are NOT a contestant!!!!" Mesogog asks: "What do you MEAN?" Zim says: "Only AANG was allowed to become a contestant on THIS show; not Mesogog!" Mesogog says: "I will NOT let you KILL--!!!!" But Zim sets his laser to FULL power and ZAPS Mesogog unconscious, before he can finish his thought!

Marlene asks: "Did you kill him?" Zim answers: "Even with the full power of my laser, it's not enough to kill him. But he SHOULD be unconscious LONG enough for us to get out of here, and let this building blow up to Kingdom Come! Even Mesogog can't survive that!" Reggie says: "Awesome! Than we can use the tools to get out of here!" Spongebob asks: "What are the tools, anyway?" Rocko grabs them out and says: "They are a grappling hook/rapelling zip line, and wire cutters. I'm guessing the wire cutters are for the last part of the challenge. We can use the grappling hook to make contact with another building, and then pull ourselves to that building!" Suzie says: "But there's nothing TOO hold onto the line with! How will we ALL get across?" Aang says: "I can help with that. Now that Mesogog is out of my body, I can use my Avatar powers for only GOOD again! It's the least I can do for all the trouble Mesogog caused while in my body!" And using his Avatar Earth powers, Aang summons a HUGE, steady chunk of Earth big enough to carry all the contestants on it! Aang says: "We can get on this, and the grappling hook can pull us ALL to safety!" Darwin asks: "And just what makes you think we'll go along with that plan?" Larry asks: "What are you talking about?" Darwin asks: "Aren't you forgetting something?! All those mean, jerky things Aang DID to us in the past few episodes; and now you want to TRUST him?!" Craig answers: "That wasn't AANG, that was Mesogog merely USING Aang's body to do those things!"

Aang ashamed, says: "Look, I don't blame ANYBODY for not trusting me! I didn't want to admit that I wasn't as perfect as I thought I was. It's...not easy to admit one's own shortcomings. But what matters is, I'm willing to HELP you now, when you need it the most!" Mesogog gets up and says: "It will be the VERY last thing you DO!!!!" Aang's eyes turn white, and he summons up a HUGE amount of fire energy, and Aang yells: "YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE!!!!" And the force of the fire is SO strong, it knocks Mesogog out permanently! Dog asks: "So Darwin, would you RATHER take your chances with Mesogog?" Darwin answers: "No!" Suzie says: "Then let's all get out of here!" The contestants all get on the chunk of Earth, activate the grappling hook to pull themselves to the safety of a building, and Stimpy is pleasantly SURPRISED to see Lil Deville there!" Stimpy says: "Lil! What are you doing here!" Lil says: "Something fun for Sniz!" Than in a Spanish accent, Lil says: "Mad Dog Hoek is loco for BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And Lil pushes down on the explosions plunger, but nothing happens! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--."

(BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Lil says: "Whoo-hoo! Mad Dog Hoek ROCKS!!!!" Stimpy says: "YOU rock, Lil! You just destroyed Mesogog again!" Lil exclaims: "I DID?!" Sniz asks: "She did?!" Marlene asks: "Didn't you know? Mesogog was possessing Aang's body in an evil attempt to try and eliminate us as Master Coelaceanth's secret male apprentice! He was the one who was causing Aang to do all those mean, JERKY things to everyone else!" Sniz, hurt and shocked, asks: "You mean, all this TIME, we WEREN'T dealing with a crazy and COOL out of control OOC Aang?!!! That's the ONLY reason Fondue and I LET you win the lawsuit! Not because the jury was stacked in your favor! We thought that you had GENUINELY gone crazy because of the failure of your live-action movie!" Marlene says: "For the record, it's STILL a better movie than the Twilight series!" Aang happily exclaims: "YES!!!! Did you hear THAT, world?! My movie is STILL better than the Twilight series!" Than Aang gets depressed and says: "Boy, is THAT a bittersweet fact!" Sniz says: "You want a bittersweet fact? You were SO boring and too goody-goody to WRITE for in season one! That was a MAJOR contributing factor to the reason you got eliminated so early! But that CRAZY persona is WORKING for us! We are getting such HUGE ratings from this!" Aang says: "Well, if you WANT huge ratings, you're going to have to get them without me; I QUIT!!!!" Sniz shouts: "WHAT?!!! Are you SERIOUS?!!! You can NOT be serious!!!! Don't do something so foolish, be RATIONAL!!!! Think about the amount of glory and FAME you can get by staying on this show! People will NEVER stop talking about you!"

Aang says: "Maybe, but it's not worth the amount of negative criticism I would get from my friends! You know, all this trouble started because I was worried about my fame. I thought that in order to keep my fame, I had to change into somebody else. And when I did, I changed into somebody I didn't like!" Sniz asks: "But what about the MONEY?!!! You could be RICH!!!!" Aang says: "I was ALWAYS the richest Nicktoon. Maybe not in terms of cash, but in goodness. If there's one thing Mesogog's possession of my body has taught me, is that you sometimes don't know what you've got until you almost lose it all. And if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my home at Nickelodeon Studios. Because, even if my heart's desire ISN'T there, I never really lost it to begin with. As for the money I lost, I'm going to get the rest of it back in a more honest way. Perhaps I'll open up an Avatar training school. So when the next Avatar comes along, they won't fall prey to the same mistakes I made!" Sniz asks: "So there's NO way I can change your mind?" Aang says: "Sorry." Sniz shouts: "AHHH!!!! You're either TOO boring for ME or TOO out of control for everyone else! I cleary CAN'T win with you, Mr. Morals! You know what? Fine! I don't NEED you! Lil Deville, you're back in the game!" Lil asks: "Really?!" Sniz answers: "Yes, really! Since Aang McQUITTY pants won't act all crazy and out of character for us, we need a character around here who WILL be crazy and nutty for us!"

Stimpy asks: "But what about my kids?" Lil says: "Don't worry about it; Ren's taking good care of them! You'd be surprised! He's turned into a real angel having those kids around; I think that now that he is a parent, it's really brought out his good qualities more!" Stimpy happily says: "I always KNEW Ren had it in him!" Aang says: "I'm really SORRY about all the trouble I caused, I really am! Stimpy, Lil, Larry, Craig, and Zim, I wish you ALL the best of luck in your personal relationships. I really mean that. And Sniz? From now on, the individual contestants who win immunity, can have use of my personal trailer between challenges. It's just a small way I can repay them for helping me get rid of Mesogog!" Marlene says: "Well, we'd better be SURE of that! Wanda, I wish for you to EXAMINE the remains of the water tower and make SURE Mesogog didn't escape!" Wanda says: "You got it!" And Wanda poofs her wand, and a laser scans over ALL the wreckage of the water tower! Wanda says: "Nope! Mesogog did NOT escape that explosion, and there is no trace of him left whatsoever!" Rocko says: "Awesome! That's one threat down!" Aang says: "In that case, I'll be taking my leave." Zim asks: "You're going to wait on the Limo of Losers?" Aang says: "No need, I can fly!" And Aang flies away from the movie studios. Sniz says: "Well, I guess having LIL back in the competition is better than nothing!" Lil says: "Awesome! I KNEW you couldn't get enough of me!" Sniz says: "With THAT being said, we STILL have a challenge to determine! Since Aang just quit the competition, we'll have to RANDOMLY select who gets the wire cutters!"

Suzie asks: "What are the wire cutters for?" Sniz answers: "The final part of the challenge! You're going to have to defuse a stink bomb, using either the wire cutters or by any other method necessary. And be careful! The stink bomb won't HURT you, but it WILL leave you VERY smelly! You'll have five minutes to defuse the stink bomb, once Fondue picks a random contestant by prize roulette!" Fondue starts a roulette table, and a ball starts spinning around the remaining contestants faces! Fondue says: "Around and around it goes! Where it stops, nobody knows!" And finally, the ball lands, into Suzie's spot! Fondue says: "Suzie gets the wire cutters! Which means she also wins immunity from elimination tonight!" Suzie says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "The rest of you are on your own. You all know what to do so, bust up those bombs!" / The five minutes start counting down, as the contestants are all nervous about how they are safely going to defuse the bombs. Reggie asks: "Rocko, you got any good idea for this?" Rocko says: "Sorry Reggie; I don't think good karma can cover this one!" Craig asks: "Larry, do you have a plan of action?" Larry, unsure, says: "Eeeny, meeny, miney, moe? Or was it eeeny, miney, meeny, moe? In either case, I've never had to defuse a bomb in my life!" Spongebob says: "I've got it! Merely cut the GREEN wires!" Lil asks: "The green wires?" Spongebob says: "Sure! Out of all the colors, green is the symbol of life, good luck, and it looks good on just about ANYTHING!!!!" Suzie says: "Okay, we're desperate! It's not like I have any BETTER ideas! Take the wire cutters!" And Suzie tosses the wire cutters to Spongebob! Upon receiving them, Spongebob looks over the green wires CAREFULLY, in order to figure out the BEST place to cut it! After a few tense moments of sweating, Spongebob finally cuts it! And when he does, his countdown clock stops ticking! Spongebob says: "Yes! Did it with 4 minutes and 4 seconds to spare!"

Dog says: "Right then! Let's get to cutting the green wires!" The contestants all get set on frantically cutting the green wires, using various methods and means to do so! Eventually, the green wires are all cut! Lil says: "Whoo-hoo!!!! We did it!" Spongebob says: "I TOLD you green was the symbol of life!" Suzie says: "It's amazing what you can do when you are under pressure!" Stimpy asks: "Wait a minute...if we defused ALL of the stink bombs, how come I STILL hear ticking?" The other contestants BESIDES Spongebob look at THEIR stink bombs, and realize that all of THEIR stink bombs are STILL counting down! Zim shouts: "Are BOMBS weren't defused!" Reggie asks: "Why didn't we see THIS coming?!" Darwin says: "What a fine WAY to end a challenge!" (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Off in the distance, Sniz is relaxing, and when he notices the camera facing him, he asks: "What? Obviously, we WEREN'T going to wire EACH bomb in exactly the same way! That would make it WAY too easy for our contestants to figure it out, and no fun for us!!!!" / In a big tub filled with tomato juice, all the contestants are destinking in their bath. Except for Spongebob, as he was the ONLY contestant to not get caught in a stinky blast. Spongebob says: "Sorry for getting you guys caught up in that; it was an honest mistake! Anybody could've made it!" Rocko says: "That's okay mate, we forgive you!" Sniz, wearing a gas mask, says: "Suzie and Spongebob won the first and second part of today's challenge! That means they BOTH win immunity, and tonight's prize! But before we reveal what the prize is, you need to vote somebody off! Your voting tablets are just outside the tub, so you can vote from right here!" And looking over the remaining choices, the contestants all choose someone to be eliminated.

Sniz grabs a plate full of Silver Sniz Awards from Wanda. Sniz says: "The following contestants receive Silver Sniz Awards. Spongebob! Suzie! Stimpy! Lil! Rocko! Marlene! Larry! Craig! Dog! Zim!" And Reggie and Darwin both look very nervous, as they're the only two choices left! Sniz says: "There's one last Silver Sniz Award left! And it goes to...Reggie!!!!" Reggie says: "Awesome!" Darwin asks: "Why are you guys voting ME off?!" Craig admits: "Well for one thing, you WERE the only one not to trust Aang even AFTER Mesogog left his body!" Larry says: "I can't have contestants like that who will weaken my alliance! You understand, don't you?" Darwin says: "Fair enough!" Sniz says: "Wanda, I WISH you would remove the STINK from Darwin!" Wanda sighs: "AHHH!!!!" And she magically poofs the stink away! Suzie asks: "Why don't you do that for the rest of us?!" Sniz says: "First off, I don't want Darwin to stink up the Limo of Losers! Second, the smell will be removed from all of you. The tomato juice should remove ALL of the stink away in just four hours!" Darwin says: "Good luck to the rest of you! I think you're going to need it!" And Darwin gets in the Limo of Losers, and it drives away! Sniz says: "Spongebob, Suzie, you'll be happy to know that your reward is an all expense paid trip to the Coca-Cola Headquarters located in relatively nearby Atlanta, GA!!!! There, you'll be treated to EVERY single flavor of Coca-Cola soda known to human kind, and SEVERAL known to Irkens! You'll also receive a month's supply of Coca-Cola soda FREE, or as long as the supply they give you, lasts! Whichever comes first!" Spongebob says: "Well Suzie, that Coca-Cola will sure go GREAT with your Las Vegas prize!" Suzie says: "You mean the free month's supply of chocolate? No, I used that all up." Spongebob says: "Bummer!" /

Sniz says: "Well, the teams have busted up, Aang has QUIT the game, Lil Deville is AGAIN back in the game, AGAIN, and Darwin has left the game! Stay tuned for the next episode for a very SPECIAL Performance Review! Why is it special? It's an ACTUAL episode of our show! It's all coming up on the next exciting installment of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / Episode Notes: It is revealed in this episode that the reason for Aang acting OOC is because Mesogog was possessing his body and manipulating his emotions and actions. Thanks to Stimpy's help, Mesogog is found out and destroyed! Aang quits the game because he is ashamed of all the things he did while under Mesogog's control. Lil Deville is once AGAIN put back into the game AGAIN, in order to REPLACE Aang! Darwin is voted out of this episode for his inability to trust Aang. Stimpy forms an alliance with Dog in this episode. Featured songs in this episode, Duran Duran's "A View to a Kill," and Suzie Carmichael singing the "All Grown Up!" Theme Song! The episode title is a parody/allusion to two James Bond movies; 1989's "Licence to Kill," and 2003's "Die Another Day." /

Personal Notes: This episode is actually an inside look to my whole thought process for making this series. Originally, I was going to be CONTENT with just making a straight-ahead parody of "Total Drama Action," only with 9 more contestants initially. However, as the series progressed, my desire for writing something more original grew more and more ambitious! I didn't just want to copy a pre-existing work, I wanted to divert from the formula and make something more original! My first NEW idea was introducing the concept of a love triangle between Ren, Stimpy, and Lil. It was scary for me, because I KNEW that would involve writing a love relationship between two cartoon characters of the same gender, but nobody ELSE I knew of was doing it, and SOMEBODY had to make it all RIGHT to start writing about them! Ironically (or perhaps, maybe poetic justice), while I was in the process of WRITING this episode, the Supreme Court made Gay Marriage legal OKAY in all 50 states! And I would like to think that maybe in some small way, my series played a part in shifting people's ideas about gay partnerships. I AVOIDED all of the cliches, and decided to just WRITE a gay relationship just like anybody would write about a straight relationship, real, kind, caring, and unpretentious. (And once again PROVING that ANYBODY could write a better LOVE story than Twilight, even a GAY love story!) My second NEW concept was giving MORE of my characters redemption stories. I feel that "Total Drama Action" (for the most part) wasn't really BIG about characters being able to redeem themselves for mistakes that they made. I've been trying to write my series in order to show that, YES; people DO make mistakes, but they can LEARN and CHANGE their ways once they've realized they've made them! My third NEW concept, and I didn't even REALIZE I was making THIS a theme at first, but in general, "Total Cartoon Action" has been about the five stages of acceptance!

The Five Stages of Acceptance: Stage one; Denial. The status of Denial belonged to the contestants who got eliminated in the FIRST seven official episodes of this season, but in particular to Ren Hoek. The reason for their eliminations is that in one way or another, the contestants all DENIED that they HAD a problem or a mistake that they had made! And when they ignored it, the problem ended up being a ROOT cause of the reason for their elimination! I.E., Ren Hoek refusing to admit that he LOVED Stimpy, Sandy Cheeks not realizing that SHE was the one in the wrong over her past relationship with Larry. Stage Two; Anger. The status of Anger is sometimes interchangeable with Denial, but Anger generally falls AFTER Denial. Anger is ALWAYS the toughest of the five stages of acceptance to get past; some people unfortunately NEVER get past this stage! Anger ALLOWS people to put the blame for THEIR problems on someone else! Initially, Larry, General Barracuda, Pearl, Aang, Angelica, Otto, Reggie, and Zim were ALL victims of anger! And under anger, they all wanted REVENGE against someone or something in order to 'solve' their problems! In the case of Skipper and Treeflower, Anger ended up being the CAUSE of their elimination! Skipper for being Angry at Treeflower, and Treeflower for being Angry at Marlene. Stage three; Bargaining. Sometimes, the status of bargaining is skipped all together. In order to cope with a problem, the characters sometimes BARGAIN with the source of said problem in order to alleviate it. Sandy BARGAINED with Larry in order to save Stimpy and Spongebob. Patrick BARGAINED with General Barracuda in order to keep Pearl and his friends safe, Lil bargained with her own immunity in order to keep Stimpy safe, and Aang bargained with Master Coelaceanth in order to have the capacity for humiliating others! In the case of Sandy, Patrick, Lil, and Aang, their bargains all ended up backfiring on them!

Stage four; Depression. If Anger is the HARDEST status of Acceptance to get over, Depression can end up lasting the longest. While there's nothing wrong with being sad (it can be quite healthy at times), being chronically depressed can be just as BAD as denial and anger, and it doesn't deal with the problem at hand. Stimpy was depressed because he thought that he had to break up his relationship with Ren Hoek in order to SAVE his relationship with Lil! Patrick was depressed because General Barracuda was forcing Patrick to do things against his will! General Barracuda was depressed because he wasn't able to protect his wife from being killed, and that he had to HIDE his identity from his own children for 16 years so that they would be safe from Master Coelaceanth's wrath. Reggie was depressed because of her confidential opinions about the other contestants got revealed, and she felt that it doomed her relationships with all the other contestants. Also, Sniz HIMSELF was depressed that Aang was QUITTING the game and Sniz couldn't change his mind about it! Finally, the final stage. Stage five; Acceptance. Only by accepting the fact that a problem exists; denial, anger, and bargaining can't fix it, and depression doesn't help, only by confronting the problem head-on and figuring out the best way to deal with it, will make the problem go away. This is something that Rancid Rabbit, Sandy Cheeks, Patrick, Angelica Pickles, Otto Rocket, and Aang all had to figure out, in order to learn from the mistakes they made in order to become better and wiser as a result of their trials. Admittedly, I was influenced by "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask," when coming up with this analogy. Finally, my last new concept was to NOT take the EASY route to writing "Total Cartoon Action." I couldn't JUST make Aang be my series version of Courtney on STEROIDS, I STILL wanted to PRESERVE his good guy image. Having Mesogog possess him allowed me to do that! And I think this will actually help OUT my ideas in the long run!

Having Aang out of the game, means that a whole new REALM of possibilities exist where my series can go, and it doesn't HAVE to end up like "Total Drama Action!" I think this will make my series better overall. / That's my episode idea for today, enough said!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the second chapter of Halloween Adventures With Gary The Snail

Spoiler

Chapter 2: Gary or Treats

Gary is at Downtown Bikini Bottom getting candy and eating snail bites. he has over 50 pieces of candy. Gary decides to go home until he sees a stray snail on an alley crying with no candy. Gary cheers him up by giving him some candy. the sad snail becomes happy. Gary leaves the alley but then sees an old lady with a familiar face. Gary screams MEOW and then he gets sprayed. He feels tired and passes out while the stray snail watches Gary getting taken away.

End of the Chapter

 

 

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the third chapter of Halloween Adventures With Gary The Snail

Spoiler

Chapter 3: Run Gary Run

Gary wakes up and finds himself all tied up in a pot. he looks around and sees the Old Lady.

Granny: Hi Miss Tuffsy why did you run away I had cookies

Gary realized who is the Old Lady as she called him a familiar name. Gary growls at Granny and trying to break free.

Granny: don't worry Miss Tuffsy you will have more cookies after I get the sleeping spray

Gary eyes open wide in shocked. Gary gives up in defeated and looks down as the pot becomes hotter and has no way to escape. He looks down and imagines SpongeBob in a thought bubble.

Imaginary SpongeBob: Gary please don't give up you can do this

But then Gary hears a loud MEOW. 

A snail with a Grappling Hook bust threw the window and spills the boiling pot and unties Gary and he appears to be the snail from last chapter.

Gary is really happy to see the snail and thanks him a lot.

Just then Granny approaches the room with salt.

The snail uses his grappling hook with Gary hanging on to escape threw the broken window.

Granny: Miss Tuffsy come back I only wanted to make you some cookies

Gary and the snail slithers away fast and goes back to Downtown Bikini Bottom.

The End of the Chapter

 

[4EverGreen]

It took some doing, but I managed to do a little trimming in order to fit one full episode onto one complete post! Enjoy! /

Instead of an episode recap, a special intro plays, as the words "Total Cartoon Action" followed by the words "Performance Review", make a fancy C.G.I. entrance, and clips from the past five episodes are played. Aang says: "Anything else I can do for you today...OTTO?!!!" Otto says: "EEEH!!!!" And he faints. / Aang says: "How did I get STUCK on such a team of LOSERS?!!!" / Aang screams: "I will NOT be second place!!!!" / Aang says: "Gerald, you've been eliminated!" / Aang says: "You OBVIOUSLY gave me fake flints! NOBODY could start a fire with these!" Pearl starts a fire easily, and Aang censor swears his head off! / Aang says: "How can STIMPY, out of ALL the Nicktoons, see RIGHT through me?!" / Aang says: "I think THAT little truth fest just sank the S.S. Reggie. Let's see her WIN any votes from the jury NOW!" / Reggie says: "Play it up for the camera?!!! I was doing just FINE until that private conversation came up! Now all I WANT to do is to hide under the bleachers or something until this whole mess blows away!" / Sniz says: "Since watching you work together in teams has grown to be capital B, BORING, I have decided to split the teams up, for good!" Suzie asks: "You're splitting us up?! After everything we've been through?!" / Aang says: "I QUIT!!!!" / The clips from the past five episodes end, and the words "Total Cartoon Action: Performance Review," make a fancy C.G.I. exit off the screen! / "Performance Review 3: AANG-er Management!" /

The episode starts up in earnest, as the camera opens up on Norbert and Daggett in the studio, still sitting on green couches! Norbert says: "Welcome to a very SPECIAL edition of the Performance Review! It's SO special, it's an ACTUAL episode of Total Cartoon Action! I'm the host of this Performance Review, Norbert from The Angry Beavers!" And Norbert NOTICES Daggett looking extremely bored, so Norbert nudges Daggett. Norbert whispers: "That's your CUE, Daggett!" Daggett, bored, apathetically says: "And helping him host is his brother Daggett, ALSO from The Angry Beavers!" Norbert says: "Come ON, Daggett! Is that the most enthusiasm you can show? Everybody else is REALLY excited for this show!" Daggett says: "You know full WELL why I'm not more enthusiastic!" Norbert says: "Come on! You're STILL not upset about that!" Daggett asks: "Why shouldn't I be?! All I was TRYING to do was to make the show more interesting, and therefore get us higher ratings! Your goody two shoes YELLING in my ear for four hours is a big DETERRANT for doing that!" Norbert says: "First of all, I'm SURPRISED that you even KNOW how to use the word 'Deterrant,' in a sentence CORRECTLY! Secondly, I HAD to! You were being VERY rude to our guests the last time in our Performance Review! That's not right!" Daggett says: "Well, with YOU policing me, I highly DOUBT we'll be seeing any of THAT going on today!" Norbert says: "Not to worry, Daggett! We've got PLENTY of surprises for this Performance Review!" Daggett asks: "We do?!" Norbert says: "Our first surprise is the return of a FABULOUS beaver lady! I know her, I love her, she's the light of my life; after a two week stay at U.C.L.A., please welcome back TREEFLOWER!!!!"

And Treeflower walks in, looking fabulous and stunning again! Treeflower happily says: "It's great to be back, Norbert!" Daggett asks: "What is SHE doing back her?!" Norbert says: "She got all HEALED from her brain tumor!" Daggett asks: "After HATING Marlene so much?! I'm SURPRISED that she didn't fall into a coma!" Norbert says: "Daggett! That is NOT nice to say!" Treeflower says: "Look Norbert, I don't blame him for being upset with me, I had a LOT of un-resolved anger issues. Having a brain tumor really puts things in perspective. Once you've had a near-death experience, you realize how STUPID petty grudges are! Life is FAR too short for me to spend it forever hating Marlene! I'm putting the past behind me!" Daggett asks: "Are you SURE?!!! Because Norbert set up a NEW game for you, that I would LOVE for you to try out!" Norbert says: "Daggett, this is SUPPOSED to be for our INTERVIEWED contestants ONLY!" Daggett says: "I just want to see if it WORKS! That IS what GOOD hosts do, you know! Besides, we've NEVER interviewed Treeflower before! I'd like to get her HONEST answers from that original game you invented! Care to announce it?" Norbert sighs and says: "All right; replacing the FAR too dangerous Truth or Anvil AND Truth or Hammer, please welcome a FAR safer game that I like to call, Truth or Coconut!!!!" A sequence of the statue of justice appears, but it gets BOWLED over by a coconut, which makes a pin-hitting sound!

Treeflower notices the apparatus set up behind her. Treeflower asks: "What's that machine set up for?" Nobert answers: "It's a machine filled with coconuts! Every time someone tells a lie, the coconut will gently roll down the chute from it's holding container, and gently hit the sitting contestant on the head with it, unless you move before it can hit you!" Daggett excitedly says: "Let's test it right now!!" Norbert, in futility, says: "But I haven't--!!" But Daggett pushes the button, and a coconut fires out of the apparatus too fast, and ends up hitting Patty Mayonnaise! Norbert says: "I'm sorry, Doug! Please don't be too mad at me!" But before Doug can say anything, Patty Mayonnaise gets up and says: "Ooh, my head! Wait, now I remember!! I remember everything!!!! About a year ago, I was playing baseball when I accidentally got conked in the head with a baseball bat! That made me act kind of loopy and...not as smart as I really am!" Roger says: "Amazing! That coconut must have acted like a RESET button! It returned Patty to her normal intelligence level!" Treeflower says: "Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Norbert says: "Daggett, when I tell you to wait, I mean wait! That machine wasn't calibrated to the PROPER settings yet! Wanda!!!!" Wanda appears and says: "Yes, Norbert?" Norbert says: "I wish for you to set the coconut truth machine to it's proper, much slower setting!" Wanda sighs and says: "AHHH!!!!" And Wanda magically lowers the speed, until it's at a very low setting. Norbert says: "Thank you, Wanda." Helga asks: "So if Treeflower tells a lie, a coconut is going to hit her on the head? That should be hilarious!" Norbert says: "Hopefully, it WON'T have to come to that!" Treeflower says: "Don't worry, Norbert, I've learned MY lesson! No more lies from THIS beauty!"

Daggett says: "We'll just let the answers to these questions be the judge of that! Question one, do you feel like a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad beaver for the way you callously treated Marlene when you had no initial reason for doing so?!" Norbert shouts: "Daggett!!!!" Daggett asks: "What?!" Norbert says: "You PROMISED that you wouldn't do this!!" Daggett asks: "Do what?! I'm just going with the QUESTIONS I was given! Isn't a good host supposed to go with the questions he's given?!" Norbert answers: "A good host is SUPPOSED to be nice and KIND to his guests! It makes them feel more COMFORTABLE, and more likely to ANSWER your questions!" Treeflower says: "Look Norbert, Daggett is right. The way I treated Marlene wasn't right. It was shallow, and in a way, I was jealous." Daggett expects a coconut to fall out, but it doesn't! Daggett asks: "SERIOUSLY?!!! NOW she decides to TELL the truth?!" Norbert asks: "Marlene, why were you jealous?" Treeflower answers: "I thought that YOU thought Marlene was PRETTIER than me! She's so drop dead gorgeous; I just don't HAVE the ability to match her superior beauty!" Phoebe says: "Ahhh, that's actually kind of sad." Norbert says: "Look Treeflower, I don't CARE how pretty any other girl is! I love you more than I love ANY other girl in the world! Marlene can try to flash her pretty eyes at me, but it won't EVER distract me from loving you again!" Treeflower happily says: "Norbert, that's the sweetest thing you've EVER said to me!" And Treeflower happily kisses Norbert on the cheek, and Norbert says: "The sweetest thing I've ever SAID so far!" Daggett makes a gagging noise and says: "BLEAH!!!! All this SWEETNESS is giving ME a CAVITY!!!!" And a noise buzzes, and a coconut hits DAGGETT on the head!

Daggett asks: "WHAT?!!! That was MEANT for Treeflower!" Norbert says: "I equipped my machine with an adjustable chute. Anytime that ANYBODY in HERE lies, the machine can adjust the length of its chute, and make a coconut drop over the LIAR! Perhaps now, you'll also feel more FIT to tell the truth!" Daggett says: "Sneaky and cheeky!" Norbert says: "I don't feel like justifying myself to you!" Treeflower says: "Good for you, Norbert. And now, it's time to reveal the special guests we've GOT coming on the show tonight!" Norbert says: "We've only had five episodes since the LAST Performance Review, but we have SEVEN, count them, SEVEN eliminated contestants to interview tonight, not COUNTING Treeflower! And after we've interviewed them all, we're going to be playing a SPECIAL game we like to call, the Loser's Redemption!!!!" Jimmy Neutron asks: "The Loser's Redemption?" Norbert answers: "The Loser's Redemption will give one of our LUCKY eliminated contestants the CHANCE to get BACK into Total Cartoon Action! You see, Sniz has been all mad and upset ever since Aang decided to LEAVE the game!" Chuckie asks: "So, why have a Loser's Redemption?" Treeflower answers: "Sniz wants to hire a MOLE to go undercover for him, in order to SABOTAGE the other contestants and thwart THEIR chances of WINNING the $7.7 million. And he's looking for one former contestant, just one, to become his mole! We will be playing a trivia/obstacle game after we're finished with our interviews to determine which contestant becomes the mole. That's why this is an official episode." Ren Hoek, busy taking care of Stimpy's kids, raises his hand and asks: "But what if we don't WANT to PLAY to become the mole?" Norbert answers: "Don't worry, only contestants who receive Silver Sniz Awards will have a chance to compete."

The contestants all notice mysterious green-wrapped gift boxes in front of them. Treeflower says: "We've got a random number of Silver Sniz Awards distributed to SOME of the former contestants! Whoever opens up their box to find a Silver Sniz Award, will get a chance to play Loser's Redemption." Norbert says: "Only if they win, will they have a chance to become a contestant on our show again!" Sandy asks: "So, do we open them now?" Norbert answers: "No, wait until we're finished with our interviews." Daggett comes back carrying a green gift-wrapped box and says: "Norbert! I've been thinking about what you said!! And I wanted to give you a little surprise to show you what I think about it!" Norbert says: "That's very nice, Daggett! But I'll open it up, later!" Treeflower says: "And now, it's time to reveal, our eliminated contestants, who are in the hot seat tonight!" The audience cheers as clips from the eliminated contestants begins to play on a big-screen monitor! Norbert says: "Gerald from Hey Arnold!" Treeflower says: "Haggis McHaggis from Ren and Stimpy!" Daggett says: "Pearl from Spongebob Squarepants!" Norbert says: "Angelica Pickles from All Grown Up!" Treeflower says: "Otto Rocket from Rocket Power!" Norbert says: "Darwin the Chimp from The Wild Thornberries!" Daggett says: "And we're saving the best for last, our star interviewer Aang, the one and only Avatar from Avatar: The Last Airbender! This is an edition of the Performance Review that we have decided to call; AANG-er Management!!!!" And the audience loudly cheers! Than Daggett says: "And that's not the only surprise we've got in store tonight!" Norbert asks: "What do you mean?"

Daggett answers: "After we've interviewed our selected eliminated contestants, each and every single ONE of our eliminated contestants will have a chance to add one MORE contestant to their ranks!" Treeflower asks: "What do you mean?" Daggett answers: "It's a little game that I like to call, the Loser's Revenge!" Norbert shouts: "Daggett! Haven't you learned anything from this season?! Revenge is not the answer!" Treeflower says: "That's right! It doesn't change what has happened, and it WON'T make you feel any better!" Daggett asks: "Who said I was doing this for me? I'm doing this for the eliminated contestants! I can think of several of them who would like to bring a certain contestant out of the game! And the best part of this game, is that none of the contestants currently IN the game are immune from this elimination! Any one of them could go!" Rancid Rabbit says: "Well, if I HADN'T have gotten eliminated when I did, I would almost for certain, be getting eliminated with this episode!" Daggett says: "The decision will be made after our interviews, and before the Loser's Redemption!" Norbert says: "You are so lucky you're not a contestant right now! Otherwise, you'd be the one selected for elimination!" Daggett asks: "Who said I had any DESIRE to be a contestant this season?! I'm sure ONE of our former contestants feels more eager to have the honor fall to them!" Treeflower says: "Well, we wil get to that later! Right now, it's time to introduce our first eliminated contestant!" Norbert says: "He's a suave, cool, sophisticated ladies man!" Treeflower says: "He pined for Beyonce Knowles, and once got to drink Pina Colada in a jacuzzi with her!" Daggett says: "He once had to get a face brace after General Barracuda LITERALLY used his head!" Norbert says: "He's Gerald from Hey Arnold!"

And Gerald walks on-stage, and takes a seat on the green couch! Norbert says: "Gerald, glad to have you here! This show ALREADY feels 77% cooler, and I don't mean the temperature!" Treeflower says: "Gerald, you have the uncanny ability for keeping your cool, no matter what gets thrown at you!" Daggett says: "I'll say! If General Barracuda even TRIED to use my head as a battering ram to break down a door, I would've gone all PIRANHA on him!!!!" Norbert says: "Don't write checks that your MOUTH can't cash!" Gerald says: "Come on! It's just a game! Sure, it was for $7.7 million, but it's just money! As long as I've still got my looks, everything is going to be all right!" Daggett says: "But you MUST have felt pretty AWFUL when only AANG voted YOU off! I mean, all those votes AGAINST him, and HIS was the only one that counted! Don't you feel ANGRY against him?! And before you answer, I'll just let you know that there's a machine that will hit you in the head with a coconut if you lie!" Gerald says: "Look, getting angry with Aang isn't going to change anything. I'm here, I lost, I've accepted it. Since denying it, getting angry about it, bargaining, or getting depressed about it won't change anything, the only thing TO do is to accept it!" Daggett says: "But Lil Deville has AGAIN just got back into the GAME AGAIN!!!! And all she DID was be THERE when Aang decided to quit! Doesn't that upset you?!" Gerald says: "I've already told you, I'm not upset about any of it!" And Daggett expects a coconut, but it doesn't fall! Treeflower asks: "Satisfied?" Daggett sulks and says: "No! I wanted a COCONUT to fall on him!" Norbert asks: "Would you LIKE to coconut to fall on ANYONE?!" Daggett answers: "Yes, I would like a COCONUT to fall on ANYONE right NOW!!!!" And Daggett hears a buzzing noise, and a coconut drops on HIS head!

Daggett says: "Not on ME!!!!" Norbert says: "Well, you DID say ANYONE, and you are technically a SOMEONE, as hard to believe as THAT is!" Daggett says: "You TRICKED me!" Norbert says: "You've got nobody to blame, but yourself!" Treeflower says: "One last question, Gerald. Who are you rooting for to win, now?" Gerald says: "Well, if I have to pick just ONE contestant, I got to go with Rocko! In my HONEST opinion, he's the coolest guy STILL there, and he ALWAYS tries to be honest and do the right thing! If anyone deserves to win $7.7 million, my vote goes to him!" Gerald gets up and goes to the Loser's Bleachers. Norbert says: "Thank you for your time and honesty." Treeflower says: "Our next guest originally hails from Scotland!" Norbert says: "He has a plethora of hit films and TV shows under his belt, as well as a lengthy resume!" Daggett says: "He's outlived Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff, Vincent Van Price, Peter Cushing, and even Christopher Lee!" Norbert says: "From the show of Ren and Stimpy, PLEASE welcome Haggis McHaggis!" From off-stage, Haggis yells: "I'm not going ON out there!" Treeflower asks: "What do you mean?" Haggis says: "It's public television! I look indecent!" Norbert says: "Nobody CARES what you look like, you're going to look great!" Treeflower says: "You're Haggis McHaggis, you couldn't POSSIBLY look bad!" Haggis sighs and says: "Well, if you SAY so..." and Haggis walks on-stage COMPLETELY naked, with only his shellaighlee for coverage!!!! Patrick says: "I've heard of the Full Monty, but this is ridiculous!" Skipper asks: "He's certainly a BRAVE man, I'll give him CREDIT for that!" Rhonda says: "You got to wonder what's going on in that head of his." Norbert says: "So, Haggis, any reason you chose your particular...outfit?"

Haggis sighs and says: "Sniz and Fondue NEVER gave me my CLOTHES back after the cave-man movie challenge! I've been forced to walk around naked ever since!" Treeflower says: "Could be worse; at least you're getting PAID to walk around naked!" Haggis asks: "I am?!" Norbert says: "Sure, it's in your contract! For every hour you walk around in public naked, you get $4,440, tax-free!!!!" Haggis happily says: "Then I don't feel so bad!" Rancid says: "Join the club and move to Nearburg! You'll be WELCOME there!" Norbert asks: "Haggis, so why did an acting legend like YOU decide to join a season of the Total Cartoon series?" Haggis answers: "I just felt that people had really FORGOTTEN what it looked like to look at TRUE acting! The passion, the drama, the pathos, people don't know what it means to see real ANGST and emotion anymore! I wanted to remind people just how a good actor is SUPPOSED to behave, what they should be! I may not be the YOUNGEST actor in the world, but I've STILL got it!" From off-stage, a girl says: "You sure do! You've got a lot of guts!!!!" Roger Plotz says: "No WAY!!!!" Norbert says: "Yes, way! Unexpectedly, after MISSING for nearly a WHOLE season of ACTION, it seems that we FINALLY have one of our old friends back! Eliminated WAY back in the second episode and FINALLY here, it's our old friend, Judy Funny!!!!" And Judy walks on-stage to rousing applause! Daggett asks: "Judy?!!! Where have YOU been this whole season?! It's like you and Blue Arrow decided to drop off the face of the Earth!" Judy says: "More like TRAVEL all OVER it!!!!" Treeflower asks: "What do you mean?"

Judy asks: "Didn't you know? After getting eliminated as the first two contestants, Sniz and Fondue wanted the two of us as travel scouts!" Norbert asks: "Talent scouts for what?" Judy answers: "For the NEXT season!!!!" The eliminated panelists ask: "The next season?!" Judy answers: "The next season, season three, will feature a selected group of contestants, cruising all over the globe. In every new episode, the contestants will travel to a new location, and perform challenges based on that location's local geography, history, and culture. Blue Arrow and I were also asked to recruit some new contestants for season three; some selected contestants from season one and two will get to meet them at a later, undisclosed date. And the best part of season three is the prize!" Norbert asks: "What prize?!" Judy answers: "The biggest prize yet!! The grand prize for winning the third season, will be a WHOPPING $44.44 million in American cold hard cash!!" Treeflower shouts: "WOW!!!! I'm almost GLAD to not be IN the competition right now! I so TOTALLY have a chance to win $44.44 MILLION in American cold hard cash!!!!" Norbert says: "That's GREAT news! But, where's Blue Arrow?" Judy answers: "Oh, he decided to go back to being a superhero in Bikini Bottom. With Mermaid Man missing in action, SOMEONE has to keep crime in Bikini Bottom down!" Treeflower says: "Fair enough!" Haggis asks: "Exscuse me, I thought we were talking about me?" Norbert says: "We were, but I'm afraid we have to cut you short. We have a limited amount of time for these interviews and not a lot of time to do them! And we STILL have five more interviewed contestants to get to!" Daggett asks: "Don't you want to open my GIFT box to you?!" Norbert answers: "Not NOW, Daggett! Maybe LATER!!!!"

Treeflower says: "Join us as we get to talk to Pearl, Angelica Pickles, Otto Rocket, Darwin the Chimp, and Aang the Avatar!" Norbert says: "It's all coming up AFTER a select number of commercial announcements!" Daggett says: "I STILL can't believe I'm the only one who got hit in the head with a coconut!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercial break, the show opens back up on Norbert. Treeflower, and Daggett! Norbert says: "Welcome back to a special Performance Review! A Performance Review so special, it's an actual episode!" Treeflower says: "We've still got five guests left to interview, a Loser's Revenge to perform, and a game called Loser's Redemption to undertake!" Norbert says: "So it's time to get right to it!" Daggett says: "Our next guest hails from under the ocean, living in a town called Bikini Bottom!" Norbert says: "Once thought to be Mr. Krabs' daughter, she has in a great BIG surprise, turned out to be the daughter of General Barracuda!" Treeflower says: "Not to mention the twin sister of Craig Mammalton!" Daggett says: "She's had cameo appearances in The Spongebob Squarepants Movie and Sponge Out of Water, please welcome Pearl Barracuda!" Pearl walks out, looking completely fine, to loud, thunderous applause! Patrick says: "Pearl, you're all right!" Pearl says: "Of COURSE I'm all right! It takes a lot more than some Avatar power to slow ME down!" Norbert says: "Pearl, you should know, that when Aang attacked you, he wasn't himself!" Pearl sarcastically says: "Oh, REALLY?!" Treeflower says: "He's serious! Aang LITERALLY wasn't himself! He was being possessed by Mesogog! That's why he went bat-ape CRAZY on you!" Pearl says: "Still doesn't explain WHY he's currently acting the way he is!" Norbert asks: "What do you mean?" Pearl answers: "Turn on the monitor to view back-stage and see for yourself!"

Norbert decides to see for himself, and turns on the monitor in order to see backstage! Everyone can see Otto and Darwin waiting normally, Angelica appears to have another brand new wig, which looks like a lot smaller version of Suzie's puffed-out afro, while Aang is wearing a paper bag on his head, with the words: "Totally NOT Famous!" written on it! Aang says: "There is not a way, not any HOW they can get me out there! They are going to roast me alive! They're going to skewer me! They're going to grill me and drag me over the coals!!" Angelica says: "Ordinarily, I'd lie to you and say everything is going to be fine! But since I'm trying to be a better person; you're probably right, you're toast!" Darwin asks: "Are you aware that they're filming us?!" Aang says: "I don't care!! Aang's not here!!!!" Daggett asks: "What do you MEAN; NOT here?! Who are we speaking to; Shia LaBeauf?!" Aang says: "That's the point! I'm supposed to be the opposite of Shia LaBeauf! Read the words on my bag; Totally NOT famous!!" And they hear a buzzing sound, and a coconut hits Aang on the head! Norbert says: "Even backstage, you're not immune from truth or coconut, so tell the truth!" Otto asks: "Does sarcasm count as lying?!" Norbert asks: "Wanda?!" Wanda answers: "Depends on the type of sarcasm!" Norbert answers: "Debatable!" Otto says: "Then until I get out there, I'm keeping my big mouth shut!" And the T.V. monitor turns off! Pearl asks: "See what I mean?" Treeflower says: "Aang feels embarrassed by what he did while he was under Mesogog's control, and I think rightfully so! It's not easy to not be in control of your own actions!" Ren says: "I feel the same way about schizophrenia! It's not easy to deal with or cure; you can't just push a reset button, curing schizophrenia takes time!" Norbert says: "And we're very glad you pointed that out!" Treeflower says: "It must have been pretty shocking to find out General Barracuda was your biological father!" Pearl says: "Extremely shocking! If you told me to pick from a random line-up just who was my biological dad, I never would've guessed him!" Daggett asks: "But don't you think you've acquired some traits from him?!" Pearl answers: "If I'm being completely honest with myself, and I intend to be, I'd have to say yes. Most notably, my sheer toughness, my gritty determination, my fierce passion, and my muscles taking up more than 50% of my body weight!"

Norbert asks: "Now that you're out of the competition, who are you rooting for to win?" Pearl answers: "Even though I was part of Larry's alliance, I'd have to say I'm rooting for Spongebob to win! He's proven to be full of surprises!" Norbert answers: "That's for sure! He has certainly been surprising us by staying in the game this long!" And Pearl leaves and joins Patrick in the bleachers. Treeflower says: "Our next guest originally comes from a tropical jungle." Norbert says: "But he was found and taken in as a member of the Thornberry family!" Treeflower says: "He has traveled all over the world and been to many places!" Daggett says: "Usually the voice of caution to Eliza's crazier ideas! He's wild, he's hairy, he's certainly not scary! He's Darwin the Chimp!!!!" And Darwin swings out into the stage, and makes a perfect three point landing on the couch! Darwin says: "Yes! I've STILL got my natural jungle skills!" Daggett asks: "So, Darwin, does it EVER make you mad that people often mistake you for a monkey?!" Darwin answers: "As a matter of fact, it does! It's SIMPLE biology, monkeys HAVE tails, chimps HAVE none! Chimps are more CLOSELY related to humans than MONKEYS are! No offense to any monkey fans watching!" Norbert asks: "You played an unusually low-profile game. What was your reasoning behind that?" Darwin answers: "While everyone else was FOCUSED on getting screen-time, I was more focused on endurance! I thought that if I kept myself out of the lime-light and let everyone else be more distracting, they would vote themselves off, and I would end up making it to the end!" Daggett says: "Sometimes, that IS a good strategy! But not good enough, in your case!" Treeflower says: "You were THERE when it was revealed that Mesogog was controlling Aang. Why was it SO difficult for YOU to believe that Aang WAS good, even after he became himself?" Darwin answers: "It's the WHOLE perception of the situation! It MIGHT have been Mesogog DOING those things, but he WAS doing it with Aang's body! And let's not ignore the facts, Aang WAS upset that his live-action movie didn't do better! And there were SOME things Aang did while sharing a body with Mesogog; so I wasn't so sure if Aang COULD be so easily trusted or not!" Norbert says: "Fair enough. One last question, now that you're out of the game, who are you going to root for to win?" Darwin says: "Tough question. If I had to pick JUST one contestant, I'd probably go with Suzie! I may be a swinger, but she's a singer! She definitely can't go wrong in my books!" Treeflower says: "I'm glad you took some time for us!" And Darwin leaves to join the others in the bleachers.

Norbert says: "We have a two for One special coming up! Since they were voted off together, we are going to interview them together!" Treeflower says: "They have both had an ant farm dumped on them, they have both had to fight a sumo wrestler, they both had their EYEBROWS burned off, they have both betrayed their best friends in the competition, they have both had their hair wished away, they have both been forced to spend two days stuck on a weather vane, they have both been forced to endure Spanish torture, they have both lost a tooth, and they have both gotten black eyes, TWICE!! Oh, wait! That's JUST Angelica!!!! Please welcome Otto Rocket, and Angelica Pickles!!!!" And Otto Rocket and Angelica Pickles both come onstage! Otto asks: "Why are you making me come onstage with HER?!" Norbert says: "Come on!! I thought you two were friends now!" Otto says: "Doesn't mean I want to hold hands WITH her!!" And he hears a buzzing sound, and a coconut hits him on the head! Norbert says: "Watch what you say! There's a Truth or Coconut machine in play! Otto says: "Fine! Maybe I do want to hold her hand, a little!" Angelica says: "And if you're lucky, I might just let you!" And Angelica hears a buzzing sound, and a coconut hits her on the head! Daggett says: "Norbert! Why don't you hit them on the head with two coconuts?!" Norbert says: "That would require them to tell two lies in sequential order!" Angelica says: "Okay, I'm DESPERATE to have anybody hold my hand, even Otto!" Treeflower says: "Why the sudden interest in a boyfriend?" Angelica answers: "This season, it became very apparent to me that I had no real friends!" Daggett sarcastically says: "No! Really, do you think?!" And Daggett hears a buzzing noise, and a coconut hits him on the head! Daggett shouts: "Again with the coconut?!" Norbert says: "You were telling a SARCASTIC lie! Those totally trigger the machine!!" Daggett says: "I am getting so sick of coconuts hitting me on the head!" Treeflower says: "Look on the bright side! Enough coconuts have dropped out for us to make Coconut Cream Pie! We can have it for dessert!" Norbert says: "It's both painful, and practical! But especially painful for a liar!" Daggett says: "Otto, you must have felt pretty humiliated when Aang SUNK your bike during the BMX race!" Otto looks bored, and says nothing. Daggett asks: "Otto?" Otto says: "I'm sorry. I'm TRYING to remember what it FELT like to be HUMILIATED!!!!" Daggett expects a coconut to drop, but nothing happens!!

Daggett shouts: "COME ON!!!! How can THAT be the TRUTH?!!!" Angelica answers: "He PROBABLY has a thick head, and he DOESN'T get humiliated easily! I mean, to the best of my knowledge, Otto has only ACTUALLY been humiliated ONE time, and that was by his OWN sister!" Daggett asks: "Care to comment on WHAT the humiliating time was all about?!" Otto answers: "If you've SEEN MULTI-Million Dollar Babies, you already KNOW the answer!" And a coconut DOESN'T fall! Treeflower says: "Technically, that IS a truthful answer!" Norbert says: "One last question for both of you. Who do you WANT to root for to win?" Otto says: "Even though my sister is STILL in the competiton, I'm rooting for ROCKO to win! Having an honest guy win should show Reggie that it's NOT nice to lie to her OWN brother!" Angelica says: "And I'm ALSO rooting for Rocko to win!" Otto says: "The ONLY reason that you're even DOING that is because you don't want him to go all CRAZY on you like he did in the prison movie challenge!" Angelica says: "I THINK that's irrelevant!" Treeflower says: "Well, we definitely BOTH thank you for your time!" And they both leave to get on the bleachers! Norbert says: "And we've saved the best interviewer for last, he managed to SUE his way onto the show, and upped the prize money to a WHOPPING $7.7 million!" Treeflower says: "And that's not even the most SHOCKING thing! It turned out he was being possessed by former Power Rangers DinoThunder villain, Mesogog!" Daggett says: "And even after he RID himself of Mesogog and Mesogog was subsequently destroyed by Mad Dog Hoek Lil; Aang STILL decided to quit rather than help our show bring in HUGE ratings!" Treeflower says: "And now, we present a being who KNOWS no peer on HIS show!" Norbert says: "He may have had ONE bad live-action movie, but that certainly doesn't slow HIM down! Please welcome Aang the AVATAR!!!!" And everyone claps, but nothing happens! Norbert loudly says: "I SAID, it's TIME to WELCOME Aang the AVATAR!!!!" Everyone claps, but STILL nothing happens! Daggett asks: "What is KEEPING that Avatar?!" Treeflower says: "We better check!" And Treeflower turns on the TV monitor to view backstage. Aang STILL hasn't moved from his spot, and he's STILL wearing the paper bag on his head! Norbert asks: "Aang; it's time for you to come out! Or did you forget about the interview that you HAVE to give?!" Aang answers: "I already told you that I'm NOT coming out!" Daggett asks: "Why ever not?!"

Aang answers: "I just think about all the bad things that have happened to Squidward on Spongebob Squarepants, and you're going to throw them all at me all at once!" Treeflower says: "You don't know that! We just want to get your side of the story!" Aang asks: "What can you POSSIBLY promise me in order to get me out there?!" Daggett, desperate, answers: "We'll pay you the $7.7 million that is owed you!" And everyone gasps, as they expect the coconut machine to hit Daggett like crazy, but it doesn't! Helga asks: "You're actually telling the truth?!" Norbert asks: "How do you even plan on getting that kind of money?!" Daggett answers: "I'll just ask Sniz and Fondue, and they'll take it out of someone's Christmas bonus that they won't be needing anyways! I mean, I'm pretty sure the Nickelodeon Executives make $700 million a year, give or take, they probably won't miss $7.7 million!" Norbert says: "I just hope that you're not writing another check that your mouth can't cash!" Aang sighs and says: "Okay, I'm coming out. But I'm bringing my paper bag!" And the TV monitor turns off. Norbert says: "And now it's time to welcome Aang the Avatar!" And Aang comes on-stage, to loud cheering AND loud jeering from his detractors! Aang says: "I'm putting my paper bag back on!" And Daggett decides to grab Aang and drag him to the green couch! Norbert asks: "Aang, you've been acting awfully strange lately! Why?" Aang puts his paper bag on his head and he mutters: "I don't want to talk about it..." Daggett grabs the bag off of Aang's head and says: "Quit giving us the Shia LaBeauf treatment already!!" And Daggett throws it to the panel of eliminated contestants! Haggis grabs it and says: "I'll take that!" Bunny asks: "Why?" And Bunny sees Haggis turn the paper bag into pieces of clothing that cover up his front and back. Haggis says: "There! Now I look a little more representable!" Bunny rolls his eyes and says: "If you say so!" Norbert says: "ANYWAYS, like I was asking before I was so RUDELY interrupted by my BUTT-in of a brother...!" Daggett groans and says: "Come on! Is that ALL I am to YOU?! The other contestants think I'm WONDERFUL!" Norbert asks: "WHICH other contestants?!" Roger says: "I think Daggett is doing a really good job! He keeps things real!" Helga says: "He may be RUDE, but he's short and to the point! I like that in a guy!" Chuckie says: "If I were braver, I might be doing that!" Jimmy says: "It takes a lot of guts to do what HE is doing!" Otto says: "He's not afraid to tell it like it is!" Skipper says: "Daggett is making this a FUN show!"

Daggett says: "See Norbert? You're not the only Beaver here who has supporters!" Norbert says: "And just when have I ever said that I was?" Daggett asks: "How should I know?!" Norbert answers: "Exactly!" Aang says: "Look you guys, I just feel really bad about all the things I did under Mesogog's control! It so wasn't me, you've got to believe that! I mean, of course, in a way, it was me; but it wasn't me! I was just so upset about my live-action movie! My standards..." Treeflower says: "Were obviously set too high! That's what I like about Spongebob! He's more of a, simple guy!" Daggett says: "Simple is right! Too bad his brain is permanently on vacation in Imagination Land!!" Treeflower asks: "Jealous, much?!" Daggett sarcastically says: "Jealous?! Me?! Come ON, Treeflower, don't make me laugh! Ha, ha, ha, ha--!" Konk!! And ANOTHER coconut hits Daggett on the head! Daggett angrily says: "Okay Norbert, you've HAD your fun interviewing contestants AND consistently hitting ME in the head with coconuts, so OPEN my GIFT box already!!!!" Norbert says: "First of all, it's NOT my fault! It's the way the machine is SET up! If you would JUST be honest, you wouldn't BE in so much pain and humiliation! Second, it's not TIME for me to open your gift box yet!" Daggett angrily says: "MAKE it TIME to open my gift box!" Norbert, in a sing-song voice says: "DAGGETT!!!! The ADULTS are TRYING to run a SHOW here!!!!" Daggett angrily says: "You might be a LOT happier if you open my gift box RIGHT now!!!!" Norbert, bored, says: "I honestly missed the part where that's MY problem!"

(Confessional) Norbert says: "Daggett; that BROTHER of mine! I SWEAR, all he ever DOES is to COMPLAIN!!!! That guy needs to seriously grow up and get a LIFE!" (End Confessional) Treeflower says: "I can tell Daggett is getting a little antsy, so why don't you just give us the quick version of what's happened with you?" Aang says: "Long story short, I made a deal with the wrong kind of guy, I should have never trusted that kind of guy, he turned me into something that I didn't like, and I have to live with what I did even if I didn't really do it! All I'm saying is, I'm never going to make that kind of mistake again!" Norbert asks: "One last question, I know it's awkward for you to be out of the game, but who are you rooting for to win?" Aang answers: "Probably Rocko, he's the only guy I know of who's never had revenge on his mind, not even against Angelica!" Treeflower says: "That's very true. I have certainly never seen Rocko plot anything devious against anybody!" Norbert says: "Thank you for your time, Aang." And as Aang gets up to go to the bleachers, Daggett says: "And now it's time for the moment everyone at home has been WAITING for! The moment when the Loser's get to strike back!" Treeflower says: "They either didn't have a chance to compete THIS season, or they have ALL been ELIMINATED by their fellow competitor's but now the LOSER'S get a say on who comes here next!" Norbert says: "It's time for a game that Dagget has decided to call, Loser's REVENGE!!!!" And the audience cheers loudly as voting devices appear in front of everybody. Norbert says: "As you will note, everyone has access to a voting device. You will vote for the contestant of YOUR choosing, but before you vote, we asked EACH of the remaining contestants for an opportunity, for them to state their case for WHY they should remain in the game!" Daggett screams: "You did WHAT?!!!" Norbert says: "It was the right thing to do. We couldn't just blindside them out of the blue like we did to Spongebob LAST season!" Daggett says: "Most of THAT was by accident!" Treeflower says: "In any case, it's time to hear from the remaining contestants in alphabetical order, as they will now make their cases."

(Confessional) Craig says: "First off, I just want to say that I'm really excited to still be in the game! I wish Pearl was still here, though. I miss you, twin sister! But now that I've made it past the merge, I see that it is actually possible for me to win, so I might as well try to stay and win! I will compete through any remaining challenges to the best of my abilities!" / Dog says: "Sometimes, I've been nervous without my brother Cat. Other times, I've been excited. Mostly, this season has been a WILD roller coaster ride of emotions for me! I've learned a lot about myself. I enjoy my independence, but I really miss my brother Cat. So now I want to make him PROUD to have me as a brother! I hope to come back home to him, and show him the amount of money that I have won! It's the least I can do for all the troubles I have unintentionally put him through!" / Larry says: "It's not much of a surprise to me that I made it to the team merge. By the way, Sandy, if you're watching this, you'll notice Spongebob and Stimpy are still in the game. I kept my word to you. Anyways, I feel PRETTY confidant in my chances, and if you want a TRUE competitor to stay in the game, keep me in it! I'll bring in the big ratings!" / Lil Deville says: "Whoo-hoo! Mad Dog Hoek is BACK again!" And in a Spanish accent, Lil says: "Mad Dog Hoek is loco for BOOM-BOOM! You'd HAVE to be loco to get rid of me! I'm SO much fun on the SHOW!" / Marlene says: "I ALWAYS knew I would make it to the team merge, it's EASY when you have brains and beauty like ME! I am the WHOLE package, and I am just FILLED with talent! If I win, I will be CERTAIN to share it with my special love and soul-mate, Skipper! So I'm not just playing for me, I'm also playing for HIM!" / Reggie says: "You know me. I am REALLY, totally a nice person. That whole hotel spa lie was heinous of me, it was wrong, and not moral. I've learned my lesson about lieing to others. And if I'm kept in the game, I promise I will do my best to play the rest of these challenges honorably, and to the best of my ability." / Rocko says: "I could EASILY make a statement about why I should be kept in the game, but all of the other contestants deserve a listen to. They ALL deserve a chance to stay and play, even Reggie. If you decide to vote me off, I will have no regrets. I have played a good game." / Spongebob says: "I am kind of amazed that I have actually made it to the team merge again. I'm hoping to put in another decent season of challenges and performance! I've still got plenty of tricks left, so I don't plan on disappointing!" / Stimpy says: "I miss Ren, I miss Stimpy Jr. and Ricky, but I hope to stay around for at least a couple of more challenges." / Suzie says: "I'm really enjoying playing this season." / Zim says: "Keep me in, or PERISH!!!!" (End Confessional)

Daggett asks: "Any thoughts?" Treeflower says: "My physical therapist has advised me not to think any negative thoughts about Marlene, lest I should have a relapse." Skipper says: "I knew Marlene was still hot for me!" Otto asks: "Who does Reggie think she's fooling?! Not ME! Fool me once, shame on you! But she won't be fooling me a second time!" Angelica says: "Me, either!" Norbert says: "Kind of odd that Rocko was the only one who didn't even try to make a case for himself!" Treeflower says: "At least he's honest about his reasons why." Sandy says: "And I have to admit, I do hate Larry slightly less seeing as how he did keep his word to me. If he DOES win, it won't be SO bad now!" Treeflower says: "I will say ONE thing about Zim, he's short and to the point, if a bit deluded in MY honest opinion!" Norbert says: "With THAT being said, it's time for EVERYONE to vote OFF a loser!" And the electronic devices all make beeping noises, as everyone punches in their choices carefully! Treeflower says: "The results are in! It's time to reveal WHO gets to stay in the game!" Norbert pulls up the TV monitor, which shows the incoming results. Norbert says: "The following contestants are safe! Marlene! Craig, Dog, Larry, Lil, Rocko, Spongebob, Stimpy, Suzie!" Treeflower says: "Two nominees left, but only ONE gets to stay in!" Norbert says: "The final SAFE contestant is...!" And everyone looks nervously as Norbert awaits the resuts, as Norbert SHOCKINGLY says: "Invader ZIM?!!!"

And Reggie Rocket SUDDENLY disappears from the movie studio lot, INTO the talk-show studio with all of the OTHER eliminated contestants, looking COMPLETELY shocked!!!! Reggie, in dis-belief says: "There MUST be some kind of mistake!" Daggett says: "Not according to the truth or coconut machine. It's Democracy in Action! You've told your lies, now you'll pay the price!" Reggie sadly says: "That WHOLE confessional Rocko made to try to save me; all for NOTHING!!!!" Otto asks: "You ASKED Rocko to make a Confessional on YOUR behalf?!" Reggie answers: "Of course not! He made it WITHOUT even telling me! Before I even went in, he told me what he had done, he said he WANTED to try to save me, and that he TOTALLY wouldn't mind if he got voted off! So I can't understand why you STILL voted for me!" Angelica, in genuine shock, says: "I HONESTLY thought Reggie put Rocko UP to it!" Roger says: "So did I!" Otto shakes his head in disgust and says: "Boy, did WE blow it!" Daggett says: "Not for long! Because don't forget, there's a chance in Loser's Redemption!!!! But first, Norbert is going to open up the gift box I got him!" Norbert says: "Not until a WINNER is decided!!!!" Daggett asks: "Why won't you open it NOW?!!!" Norbert rolls his eyes and asks: "What did you POSSIBLY get for me anyways? ANOTHER Oxnard Montalvo movie on Blu-Ray?!" Daggett says: "I think it's something BETTER!!!!" Norbert says: "Well, it's STILL going to WAIT until after the game!" And the couches disappear through the floor, which sinks below the sight of the camera. When the floor returns, it is covered with a unique board game filled with green squares, red squares, blue squares, yellow squares, and purple squares. Norbert says: "This is a unique board game full of spaces full of tricks, surprises, and hidden perils! You will roll spaces to determine the number of moves you make! Upon landing on a certain space, you will have to do an action or answer a question based on that space. Whoever successfully makes it ALL the way to the end, will BE the mole that Sniz hires to come back on the show! Now, open your gift boxes!"

Roger Plotz, Patrick, Phoebe, Jimmy Neutron, Skipper, and Pearl are all pleasantly surprised to find Silver Sniz Awards in their gift boxes! Daggett says: "The lucky six have been decided! Roger, Patrick, Phoebe, Jimmy, Skipper, and Pearl will be competing for a chance to get back in the show!" Norbert asks: "Wait a minute; weren't there supposed to be seven Silver Sniz's?" Treeflower says: "To my knowledge, yes." Otto says: "There's no other Silver Sniz's over here, I know, I've looked!" Norbert says: "Well, I'll worry about that missing Silver Sniz later!" And the lucky six come down to the giant board game. Treeflower says: "Welcome to Loser's Redemption! The lucky game show where one of you will get to come back on the game!" Roger says: "Wow, I hope it's me!" Jimmy says: "Get serious! You're not even in the show open!" Roger says: "Maybe they can change it! They did it for Aang!" Aang rolls his eyes and says: "Don't remind me!" Roger says: "Too late, I already did!" Norbert says: "In any case, you six have won a chance to earn a spot back on the show. But only one of you can win it! You will be rolling a giant die to determine the number of spaces you'll move. We'll start you off in the order you were originally eliminated from seasons one to two, so Roger goes first!" Roger picks up the die and says: "I'm going to go far with this one!" And he rolls it, and the die lands on a five! Roger walks and says: "I can practically taste my spot back on the show already!" But upon arriving on his spot, an alarm blares, and Karen's voice says: "Automatic trap spot defense system engaged. Removing contestant now." Roger asks: "Removing?" And Roger falls through a hole on the game board, than falls through another hole above his original seat! Roger asks: "I'm out already?!" Daggett asks: "Did we just reference Portal?!" Norbert answers: "Why yes, yes we did. Just because Sniz loves Nintendo games, that doesn't mean he won't allow other video game references to appear on this show. And Roger, you are out! You have to watch out for the automatic elimination spaces! Roger sarcastically says: "Sure, now he tells me!" Patrick rolls the die, and it lands on a two. Patrick says: "Well, better than just a one."

And Patrick moves forward two spaces, to a question panel! Norbert says: "You're on a question panel. Here's your question; what episode did Helga appear in, only to be removed in that VERY same episode?!" Patrick answers: "That's EASY! The same episode I was eliminated in season one; The LOST Episode, Are They Afraid Or Not?" Norbert says: "Correct! You're still in the game!" Phoebe says: "Come on, get LUCKY!!!!" And Phoebe's roll of the die lands on a six! Phoebe says: "Yes, I'm WINNING!!!!" And when Phoebe gets to her spot, she trips ANOTHER alarm! Karen's voice says: "Warning, Coconut roll-out engaged, be PREPARED to dodge!" Phoebe asks: "Dodge?" And a bunch of coconuts starts ROLLING toward Phoebe and Patrick! Patrick manages to dodge them, while Phoebe tries to jump over them, but she lands on one, and she accidentally trips BACKWARD into the Portal space, and lands in her original spot! Phoebe says: "Ah, nuts! I'm out, to!" Norbert says: "At least we're getting THROUGH this fast!" Jimmy says: "Scientifically speaking, this should be a good throw!" And Jimmy throws a three. Jimmy says: "Good luck comes in threes." And Jimmy lands on a spot, and a bell rings! Norbert says: "You've triggered the random physical activity spot! Your random physical activity? Perform a chin-up!" And a monkey bar appears in front of Jimmy Neutron! Jimmy says: "But I'm TERRIBLE at this physical activity!" Treeflower says: "It's only ONE chin-up!" Norbert says: "And you HAVE to do it in THIRTY seconds, GO!!!!" Jimmy struggles, I mean, REALLY struggles, but no amount of determination and grit, can lift him higher than a couple of inches. Jimmy asks: "Like that?!" And the timer buzzes! Norbert says: "Not even close, good-bye!" And Jimmy falls through a hole, and fall through another hole above his original spot and lands there! Jimmy says: "Unexpected, so far, Patrick is having the BEST luck out of all of us!" Ren says: "Maybe that will change with the next throw!" Skipper says: "Nobody worry, I came to PLAY!!!!"

And Skipper rolls the die, but it lands on a one! Skipper shouts: "A SNAKE eye?! Stupid, no-good..." Skipper walks the one spot, and he triggers an alarm! Karen's voice says: "Enemy encounter activated. Random enemy chosen for your fight, Hans the Puffin!!!!" And Hans LITERALLY drops in front of Skipper! Hans says: "We meet again, my old enemy. Just like in Denmark!" Skipper says: "I RUE the day I EVER met YOU there, RUE!!!!" Hans says: "Let's dance! And by dance, I mean FIGHT!!!!" Skipper and Hans both fight each other in karate movie action, both giving it everything they've got, but while they're fighting, they accidentally TOUCH the coconut roll-out panel! Karen's voice says: "Warning, coconut roll-out panel activated!" Skipper says: "I'm not getting taken down by coconuts, take down HANS instead!" And Skipper PUSHES Hans in front of the coconuts as Hans screams: "What?!!!" And Hans gets knocked BACKWARDS by a coconut, and he FALLS through the hole, and falls into the contestants bleachers into Helga's arms! Hans asks: "Are you an angel? Because it looks like I've fallen into heaven!" Helga EPIC slaps Hans as she says: "I already HAVE a boyfriend, his NAME is Arnold!" Norbert says: "Skipper, you won the fight! Your reward, you get to move six more spaces!" Skipper says: "Now THAT'S more like it!" And Skipper moves forward six more spaces, only to trigger another question panel! Norbert says: "You're on another question panel! Here's your random question! Who was ELIMINATED in seventh place in the FIRST season?!" Skipper asks: "How should I KNOW?!!! I wasn't IN the first season!" Norbert makes a buzzing noise and says: "EHHH!!!! Wrong answer! It was none other than Angelica Pickles, so YOU'RE out of the GAME!" Skipper protests: "But I--" (WHOOSH!!!!) And Skipper falls through the hole, and then falls through a hole above HIS original space and lands there! Skipper says: "So much for re-uniting with Marlene!"

Pearl says: "I'm not going to say anything, I'm just going to let the die do its job." And Pearl rolls a four! Pearl walks forward four spaces, and she triggers a random physical activity spot! Norbert says: "It's your turn for the Random Physical Activity spot! Seeing as you're a whale AND the daughter of General Barracuda, we'd like to see how strong you really are! We want to see if you're anywhere near as strong as Larry or Sandy are, so what you have to do is lift a giant anchor off the ground!" Otto says: "I could never do that! I'm allergic to lifting over anything that's more than double my body weight!" Angelica says: "So am I, but maybe for different reasons." Pearl says: "All right, time to see if my Dad's training has paid off. And Pearl places her flippers on the anchor. She concentrates, focuses really hard, and to everyone's amazement, she manages to lift the anchor off the ground and over her head! Then she slams it down, making everybody bounce out of their seat! Norbert says: "That is amazing!! Your reward, you get to move four more spaces!" And Pearl moves down another four spaces, but the space triggers an alarm! Karen's voice says: "Warning, Penalty Space Activated, miss your next whole turn!" Sandy says: "At least she's not out of the game! It's all down to Patrick and Pearl now. Patrick rolls another two and says: "Again? What is it with me and two?" And Patrick moves forward another two spaces, and triggers a random physical activity! Norbert says: "It's time for your random physical activity! All you have to do is OPEN a jar! It's EASY! First get a jar!" Patrick picks up a random vegetable! Treeflower says: "Patrick, that's a pickle." Patrick says: "Yes." Daggett says: "You NEED a jar!" Patrick picks up a spatula, his shorts, and Norbert, with Norbert saying each time: "No, no, no, try this." And Norbert HANDS Patrick a jar. Norbert says: "Okay, all you have to do is OPEN the jar!" And Patrick puts the jar into his mouth! Norbert twitches as if he's about to LOSE it, but he focuses and says: "Just calm down, RELAX!!!! Take the jar out of your mouth, and lift up your hand."

Patrick raises his right hand, and Norbert says: "Good. We're ALMOST there! Now, put your hand on the LID!!!!" And Patrick completely MISSES it! Norbert says: "No, the lid. The lid. The lid. THE LID!!!! The lid! The lid! The l-l-l-l-l-l-l-FREEZE!!!!" And Patrick's hand is ON the jar! Norbert says: "Good! We're ALMOST there! Now HEAD for the lid!" Patrick's hand initially moves away from the lid. Norbert says: "Cold, good, you're hot, you're sweating, you're on FIRE!!!!" And Patrick's hand is ON the lid as Patrick shouts: "Oh, it BURNS!!!!" Norbert says: "Okay, okay! Now, do EXACTLY as I do! (Pop!) Exactly as I do! (Pop!) Exactly... (POP!) Exactly... (POP!) Exactly..." Patrick says: "Exactly as YOU do! (Pop!) Oh, NO! I BROKE it!" Norbert says: "No Patrick, you did it! You're the JAR Master!" Daggett sarcastically asks: "Really, HE'S the jar master?!" Norbert ignores him and Norbert says: "Patrick, for your reward, you get to move SIX more spaces!" And Patrick WALKS the six more spaces, to find that he's just RIGHT behind the finish line! Norbert says: "Patrick, you've almost WON! You have TRIGGERED a question panel! This question is SO simple, even the OLD you could answer it!" Daggett RUSHES Norbert his gift box and whines: "Come ON!!!! Norbert!!!! After SO much anticipation, you've GOT to open your GIFT box! You got to! You got to! You GOT TO!!!!" Norbert angrily shouts: "ALL RIGHT!!!! I'll open it AFTER this question if it will JUST get you to SHUT UP about it! Patrick, here's your question, for the great big win. WHO was ELIMINATED in the episode American Spray Paint?" Patrick, unsure, says: "Uhhh..." Norbert says: "You were IN that episode when you CAUSED him to be ELIMINATED!!!!" Patrick is STILL unsure and says: "UHHH..." Norbert says: "He's a certain HANDSOME BEAVER, about yea tall, golden blonde fur, he's standing RIGHT in FRONT of YOU?!!!" Patrick is STILL unsure and says: "UHHH...!!!!: Norbert angrily shouts: "For the LOVE of Pond scum it's ME!!!! The answer is ME!!!!" Daggett asks: "And just what IS your NAME?!" Norbert shouts: "You're not THAT stupid! My NAME is Norbert Foster Beaver!!!!"

And loud bells ring, confetti drops, and a banner with the words: "Congratulations!" appears in the studio! Norbert asks: "What's going on?!" Daggett answers: "If you would open your gift box, you'd find out!" Norbert unwraps it and says: "I don't see what the big fuss is...HEY!" And he finds a Silver Sniz Award! Norbert exclaims: "The missing Silver Sniz Award!" Daggett triumphantly says: "And it's all yours, big brother! Frankly, I got really sick and tired of you always picking on me, humiliating me, and degrading my already low self-esteem! You think you're such hot stuff?! Well, now you're going to have to actually WORK for your money again! You GOT a Silver Sniz, you ANSWERED the last question, and YOU won your way BACK onto Total Cartoon Action!!!!" Norbert protests: "But I don't WANT to be a mole! Being a MOLE involves LIEING!!!! I'm not GOOD when it comes to LIEING!!!!" Daggett says: "Too bad! You didn't want to open your present all the several OTHER times I offered it to you; quite frankly, you could've AVOIDED this nasty surprise if you had JUST listened to ME in the first place!" Norbert exclaims: "YOU set me up!!!! You UNGRATEFUL little--!!!!" Daggett shouts: "SECURITY!!!!" And Bada and Bing rush in and GRAB Norbert! Daggett says: "I think my brother needs a little 'coaching,' in order to get him back in the game!" Norbert shouts: "I can't be taken away like this! The Performance Review NEEDS me! Where will people get their daily dose of kindness NOW?!!!" And Bada and Bing drag him off-stage! Daggett triumphantly says: "Finally! I can be as NASTY as I want to BE again!!!!" Treeflower gives him a VERY dirty look and Daggett asks: "WHAT?!!!" Treeflower angrily says: "Don't 'WHAT' me, Mr. Ungrateful Angry Beaver Brother!!!! That was SO totally NOT cool what you DID to my NORBIE!!!! After ALL the things in life he's ever DONE for YOU; this is WHAT you do to HIM?!!!" Daggett sarcastically asks: "Oh, you mean him and you constantly LAUGHING behind my back, telling jokes about how LAME I AM?!!! Constantly cracking that I have the same EXACT voice as Invader ZIM?!!! I sound ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like ZIM!!!!" Bunny says: "You sound a LITTLE bit like Zim!"

Daggett says: "Whatever! Norbert is now back in the game, whether he wants to be or not!" Treeflower angrily says: "OOH, karma is SO going to get you BACK for this!" Daggett scoffs: "PLEASE!!!! If Karma can bite ME in the butt with NORBERT not around, then I hope I get struck by a MILLION coconuts!!!!" And a big BUZZ is heard, as every SINGLE coconut unloads from the Truth or Coconut machine, and hits DAGGETT on the hit with a comedic, but somewhat painful KONK!!!! After a few minutes, Daggett is dizzy and in EXTREME pain!!!! Daggett confesses: "Okay, I PROBABLY deserved THAT!!!!" And Daggett FAINTS from the pain! Treeflower says: "I don't know about HIM, but at least I got a happy ending! Join us next time for another episode of Total Cartoon Action! Norbert will be back in the game, and I'm sure he will make things interesting! Stay tuned until then! Man, we'll probably have enough coconut cream pies to last us until the NEXT Performance Review!" / Episode Notes: Reggie Rocket is ELIMINATED by the Loser's Revenge game in this episode. In Loser's Redemption, the winner was SUPPOSED to be Patrick, but because Norbert GOT a Silver Sniz Award and TECHNICALLY answered the last question, Norbert ended up getting HIMSELF back into the game, mostly because Daggett set it up that way! A running gag in this episode is that the eliminated contestants (most notably Daggett) keep getting HIT on the head with a coconut whenever they tell a lie. With Reggie's elimination, all the representatives from "Rocket Power" are now out of the game, and the only TWO couples remaining in the game are Stimpy and Lil, Larry and Craig. /

Personal Notes: This episode was all about why we should be careful about how we communicate. Even if we're doing something small that we perceive as a joke, and we think it's quite funny, someone else can be quite angry about it! Daggett was always going to unexpectedly take a stand for himself, and get Norbert on the receiving end of a prank that Daggett himself set up! It seems Daggett finally got lucky, and caught Norbert with his guard down! The whole idea of Aang covering up his face with a paper bag with the words: "Totally NOT Famous," written on it, is a parody to a stunt pulled by actor Shia LaBeauf. Only in Aang's case, he wanted to divert attention away from himself instead of attracting it! The episode title is a direct parody of the 2003 hit movie "Anger Management" starring Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson; and later the popular series starring Charlie Sheen! Reggie Rocket was always going to be eliminated by a factor that was beyond Rocko's power to control; and even though Rocko made his case, it wasn't enough to change the ex-contestants minds. Reggie Rocket had to find out the hard way how damaging one lie can be, and it ended up COSTING her everything! But, this does give Rocko incentive to STAY in the game, and PLAY on her behalf! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!