Fanfiction Reruns

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the last chapter of Halloween Adventures With Gary The Snail

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(The Final Chapter) Chapter 4: Party Time

After the stray snail saves Gary from Granny. Gary decides to go home and bring the stray snail to the party. But as they go to SpongeBob's house, Gary ask what's the stray snails name and he says MEOW (Kenny). Gary and Kenny rush to SpongeBob's house with the party starting in 1 minute. Gary and Kenny made it in time. Gary knocks on the door.

SpongeBob: Gary you made it just in time

Sandy: welcome back Gary

Mr Krabs: did you get any money

Squidward: go away your slime will ruined the candy

Patrick: hey SpongeBob can I have some candy now

SpongeBob: sure

Patrick: ALRIGHT

SpongeBob: Just don't eat all of the candy Patrick

Kenny: Meow (Hi)

SpongeBob: oh hi there what's your name

Gary: Meow (his name is Kenny)

SpongeBob: oh hi there Kenny a friend of Gary is always welcome here

Patrick: aw I'm full

Squidward: YOU ATE ALL OF THE CANDY

SpongeBob: don't worry Gary has some candy

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: you lost your trick or treat bag

Squidward: bummer

Kenny: Meow

SpongeBob: oh wait Kenny has your bag

Patrick: I'm so full I can eat another bite

Squidward: NO CANDY FOR YOU

(Halloween Music Starts Playing)

SpongeBob: COME ON EVERYONE LETS PARTY

Everyone (except Squidward): WHOO

Squidward: I want to go home now

 

The End of the Adventure

 

[4EverGreen]

FINALLY! An episode I can just post without having to edit it! I hope you enjoy what just might be, the episode with the single LONGEST episode title that I will EVER come up with for ANY episode of ANY show that I happen to work on in my life! /

Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, it was HELLO spy movies and good BYE to the teams! That's right! The teams of the Boom Vets and the Network Noobs are no more, and now it was EVERY contestant for themselves, especially AANG! But in a shocking twist, it was revealed that Aang was actually being possessed by former Power Rangers DinoThunder villain, Mesogog! Bet our contestants never saw THAT coming! But Aang managed to RID himself of Mesogog, and our explosives expert, Mad Dog Hoek LIL Deville, blew him UP! And it was a good thing Lil was there, because how does Aang THANK us for letting him win a court case against Nickelodeon that won him a TON of money?! He just right OUT, gets up and QUITS!!!! I have NEVER seen such a selfish, SHAMELESS, ungrateful...it made me really glad that Lil Deville was there to get back in the game. Spongebob and Suzie won immunity and the reward, and they sent Darwin the Chimp packing. Then, in a very SPECIAL Performance Review, the ex-contestants played Loser's Revenge, and they VOTED the beautiful, but LIEING, Reggie Rocket, OUT of the game! But you'll never GUESS which contestant UNEXPECTEDLY found himself winning Loser's Redemption, and becoming our new mole!!!!" Norbert comes on-screen and says: "I'm STILL not sure how my brother Daggett managed it, but I'm back, and I guess I've got to make the best of things!" Sniz says: "That's right! Norbert McHandsome is BACK in the game, and he's going to be our new mole!" Norbert, unsure, says: "But I think it's best that I let you know that I'm not GOOD when it comes to LIEING!!!!" Sniz brushes him off and says: "How hard could it BE?!!! And today's episode promises to be ESPECIALLY heroic today, when we do super-hero action movies!" Norbert asks: "Well I get to be Muscular Beaver again?!" Sniz answers: "Yes, you get to be Muscular Beaver again." Norbert says: "Take THAT, Daggett tries to humiliate his OWN brother!" Sniz says: "See all the epic awesomeness on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "The Epic, Gnarly Return of Muscular Beaver and the Super Awesome Epic Rescue Movie Dedicated to His Mega Excellent Come-back Film for Theaters!"

In the morning, Spongebob and Suzie return to what USED to be Aang's private trailer, but is now the trailer used for the winning individual winners of immunity challenges. Spongebob and Suzie yell: "Former Boom Vets, come and enjoy with us! We've got plenty of Coca-Cola for everybody!" / In the luxurious trailer, the former Boom-Vets are ALL having a good time, all except Rocko. Stimpy asks: "Rocko, what's wrong?" Rocko cries and says: "I wanted to SAVE Reggie from elimination, I put my HEART into my confession. But it seems like no matter what, nobody else was willing to help me protect her and prove her innocence." Stimpy says: "Look, I know it must be hard for you. Every time Lil got eliminated out of the game, I missed her something terrible. Unfortunately, I don't think Reggie is in ANY position to be able to COME back. Besides, you did EVERYTHING you could to try to protect her; that elimination was just BEYOND your ability to control!" Marlene says: "If anything, you can USE Reggie's elimination to your advantage!" Rocko asks: "How can I do that?" Marlene asks: "Don't you think that the way Reggie was eliminated was WRONG? That she shouldn't have been taken OUT of the game the way she was?" Rocko answers: "Of COURSE I think it was wrong! She never really got the chance to prove her innocence!" Marlene says: "So this is your BIG chance to show EVERYONE what you're made of, and play by defending Reggie's honor! If you stay in the game and play all the way to the end, Reggie will see just HOW much you care for her! It will also show everyone else that you truly BELIEVE in Reggie's innocence! You're a good player, Rocko. But this is EXACTLY the kind of incentive you need, in order to take you all the way to the end!" Rocko excitedly says: "You're right! I WILL do it! I'm playing this game, both for her, AND for me! I'm doing this for the BOTH of us!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "Even though the teams are no more, the former Boom Vets are a pretty tightly knit bunch. Our group of Stimpy, Lil, Spongebob, Suzie, Rocko, and me, have been through the thick and thin of MANY challenges! It's in my best interest to keep this alliance of ours alive as long as possible." / Rocko says: "Up until now, I never really SAW myself as a final three candidate, or a choice for winning the prize money. If anything, I thought that I was going to HELP Reggie Rocket win! But now that she's out of the game, I need to do it on BOTH of our behalf's! My love for Reggie is strong, just like my roots to my Austrailian heritage! And I'm going to use every ounce of my raw abilities to restore Reggie's honor!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, a knocking is heard on the trailer, and a FAMILIAR handsome voice says: "Is this a private party, or can ANYBODY join in?" Marlene in shock, says: "NO way!!!!" And the door opens, and Norbert is standing outside! Norbert triumphantly says: "I'm BACK!!!!" Marlene HUGS Norbert tightly and says: "Norbert! You decided to get AWAY from Treeflower and BE with ME!!!! Do you remember what it feels like to be HUGGED by me?!" Norbert, straining, says: "How could I FORGET?!!! I've still got bruises from the LAST time you hugged me!" Marlene releases him and says: "Sorry!" Suzie asks: "Norbert, what are YOU doing back here?" Norbert answers: "Aang sued his way back into the show and won; I got damaged in a way that was unfair to me. So I took Total Cartoon Action to court, sued, and I also won. Unfortunately, I didn't have access to Johnathan like Angelica and Aang do, so I was only let back into the game." Spongebob says: "Still, it's GREAT to have you back Norbert! Having you around makes this feel like a REAL party!" Norbert, unsure, says: "Yes, it SURE does!!!!" (Confessional)

Norbert says: "I'm REALLY feeling uncomfortable about lieing to my old team-mates, but it's all about the STUPID position I've been put into! Sniz was upset because he couldn't keep Aang around to be his go-to for a crazy, scheming, sabotaging contestant; he wanted to HIRE someone he could depend on to keep TABS on the others! Of course, if Sniz had known that I would SOMEHOW win Loser's Redemption, he might have re-thought his whole approach! I DON'T feel comfortable LIEING, and I'm pretty sure that I'm no GOOD at it! Why else would I mostly just tell the truth on the Performance Reviews?! I mean, I know that being a mole doesn't JUST revolve around lieing; so if I can just avoid the whole LIEING part, and just do the OTHER things a mole is supposed to do, I think I can be okay! I just hope that Treeflower doesn't get mad that MARLENE is being friendly with me again!" (End Confessional) In the former Network Noob's trailer, Larry's alliance is trying to brainstorm their next move. Larry says: "There's no question about it, our alliance has taken a hit now that we've lost both AANG and Darwin. Was it significant? Yes, it was. But was it fatal? No, I don't believe so. We can recover from this, we just need to focus on the weak links in the other major alliance." Dog asks: "You mean the super-alliance of Stimpy and the others?" Zim rolls his human eyes and says: "Well, DUH!!!! Of COURSE he does!" Larry says: "Dog! You have an IN with Stimpy, don't you? He offered to make an alliance with you! Why don't you take him up on it?" Dog asks: "You want me to LEAVE you?!" Larry says: "Not for REAL; just for PRETEND!!!! You join in Stimpy's alliance, but in REALITY, you'll STILL be partnered up with me!" Dog says: "But that's deceitful! That's just not in my nature!" Larry says: "Think about it THIS way; what would CAT do?!" (Confessional)

Dog asks: "What would CAT do?! The whole point of me SEPARATING from Cat was so that I wouldn't have to constantly KNOW what my brother Cat, would do! Of course, I probably already know the answer to THAT question! He would do WHATEVER it takes to secure his place in the winner's circle! But lieing and deceiving? I just don't think that I'm capable of doing that! Besides, I've already been given PLENTY of examples of how BAD lieing can be throughout this season! In terms of LIEING, I think I'm going to stay FAR away from it! That may not be what Cat would do, but it's DEFINITELY what Dog would, and WILL do!" / Larry says: "Now that we've actually REACHED the team merge, the way that the other contestants think is starting to become more apparent. Dog is very loyal, but he's NOT being realistic. In a game like this, you can't EXPECT to make it to the END game by being honest and truthful. There ARE others out there who aren't WILLING to be nice and play by the rules like YOU are! If you want to make it to the end, you have to play by THOSE rules! I am, because Spongebob has ALREADY shown me that he's NOT going to go easy on me, so I can't afford to go easy on him! This game is in the big leagues now, and if you can't keep up, you can get kicked out! All I know is, I intend to play to the best of my abilities! I'll do it honorably if I can, but I'm willing to get down and DIRTY if it's absolutely neccessary!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, everybody hears a triumphant bugle call! Craig asks: "What was that?!" Larry answers: "Probably the call for the next challenge, we better go see what it is!" / The contestants all arrive in the middle of a city movie set, and they are impressed by the looks of all the buildings, even though they are facades. Zim asks: "So, where is Sniz?" From on top of a fake building, Sniz is being held by a rope, and is wearing a Really, Really, Big Man Costume. Sniz says: "Look! Up in the sky?! Is it a bird? Is it a PLANE?!!! No! It's your next CHALLENGE!!!!" And Sniz jumps down and begins to swoosh with the air with the greatest of ease, but then the rope HOLDING him gets SNAGGED in the pulley system holding him up, and snaps Sniz back! Sniz shouts: "Fondue!!!! I TOLD you that rope wasn't going to HOLD!!!! This is what happens when my brother uses the CHEAP stuff!!!!" And Sniz undoes the rope holding him, and falls onto a blue cushion underneath him. Sniz then takes off his Really, Really, Big Man costume. Larry asks: "So Sniz, when are you going to tell us what today's challenge is?" Sniz, still upset, says: "When I FEEL like it!!!!" And after pausing for a few seconds, Sniz regains his composure.

Sniz then says: "And now, I feel like it. I hope you're ALL feeling heroic today! Because this is the day we get to do the superhero ACTION movie!" Spongebob asks: "Didn't we already DO this one?" Sniz answers: "No, we did the COSTUMED super-hero team-work movie; AKA The Power Rangers Movie. Today's challenges will be TOTALLY different from the set of challenges in the Power Rangers Movie challenge. There are certain rules all good superhero movies should follow. All super-heroes must be shown wearing COOL costumes, have some type of super-power, rescue innocent civilians in their time of need, and be able to perform feats of agility and athleticism when the need arises. Technically speaking, you should ALSO have to fight against an arch-nemesis, but since AANG isn't around; no arch-nemesis, no enemy around to fight! You will be judged on how COOL looking your costume is, as well as what your super-power is! But be careful! Because thwarting your EVERY move is King Anaconda! AKA, General Barracuda, along with his side-kick, Serpent TEEN, AKA, Pearl!" Pearl says: "Hey guys! I know this is a little weird, but when Sniz asked me if I would come on today's show and help out my dad for $3,000, how could I possibly say no?! Besides, don't I have a COOL alter-ego name?! Serpent TEEN, it's a PUN!!!!" Craig says: "And it's clever!" Sniz says: "General Barracuda will be playing the super-villain foil to you super-heroes, which, lets face the facts, isn't THAT much of a stretch! You will be awarded points based on how COOL your costume is; and your costume SHOULD be original! We will also be judging you on how COOL your super-powers are, which means they should serve a practical, USEFUL, function! I want you to accomplish the FIRST part of today's challenge in super-hero super speed! Which technically means, you should ALREADY be back here! So go!!!!" / During the montage scene where all the contestants are trying to make their costumes, Bonnie Tyler's 1983 hit song "I Need a Hero" plays while all the action is going on! /

"Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light. He's gotta be sure
and it's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life. (Larger than life!) Somewhere after midnight in my wildest fantasy, somewhere just beyond my reach there's someone reaching back for me. Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat, it's gonna take a super man to sweep me off my feet! I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night. Up where the mountains meet the heavens above, out where the lightning splits the sea, I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me. Through the wind and the chill and the rain, and the storm and the flood, I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood! I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life. (Larger than life!) I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night!" / After the montage ends, Sniz, General Barracuda, and Pearl, are all waiting to see what the contestants have managed to whip up as super-hero costumes. Craig, dressed up in logs and plant foliage, is up first. Sniz says: "State your name and super power." Craig, unsure, says: "Arbor Seal?" Sniz says: "You're a super-hero! ACT like one!" More bravely, Craig shouts: "I'm ARBOR Seal!!!!" Pearl asks: "And what's YOUR super-power?" Craig says: "I can talk to plants!" General Barracuda asks: "Is there a demand for that?!" Sniz sarcastically says: "WOW! That's a WHOLE three points!" Craig walks off, and Larry is up next, wearing a very SIMILAR costume to what Craig was wearing. Sniz says: "I guess NOT so great minds think alike!" Larry triumphantly says: "I am LUMBER Lobster!!!!" General Barracuda sarcastically asks: "And what's YOUR super-power?!!!" And Larry throws a bunch of wood chips at him! General Barracuda asks: "Seriously?!!!"

Larry says: "It's called exfoliation, it's good for the skin. I can also float, AND make fire, as long as I have a match, and I don't get TOO close to the flame!" Sniz says: "LAME! Two points!" Larry walks off, and Dog comes up next. Dog is wearing his Dog the Mighty outfit from "Catdog!" Sniz says: "All right! Now we're GETTING somewhere! State YOUR name and super-power!" Dog heroically says: "I am DOG the Mighty!!!!" Pearl asks: "And what is your super-power?" Dog says: "I can dig holes REALLY fast, I can lick enemies into submission, and I'm super-loyal to all my friends!" Sniz says: "I'll give him five points for honesty. Next!" Dog walks off, and Lil is up next! Lil is wearing an outfit that makes her look super-firey and CRAZY!!!! General Barracuda says: "I'm liking HER just for the outfit alone!!!!" Sniz asks: "And what is YOUR name and super-power?" Lil Deville answers: "I'm Mad Dog Hoek! You see that fake building to the right of me?" Pearl asks: "What about it?" Lil, in a Spanish accent, answers: "Mad Dog Hoek is LOCO for BOOM-BOOM!!!!" And she pushes a button on her wrist, but NOTHING happens!!!! Sniz says: "Well folks, it seems as though we're experiencing some technical difficul--" (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Lil says: "WHOO-HOO!!!! EXPLOSIVE; right?!!!" General Barracuda coughs and says: "No doubt! That girl is PACKED with dynamite!" Sniz says: "I think we'd better give her a seven, just to be on the safe side. Next!" Lil walks up, and Marlene walks up next! Marlene is by FAR wearing the PRETTIEST super-hero costume so far!!!! General Barracuda HOWLS like a wolf and says: "AWOO!!!! That girl is dressed up to the NINES!!!!" Sniz says: "I LITERALLY have no idea what THAT means! State your name and super-power!!!!" Marlene says: "I am Miss Dangerously Beautiful!!!! I can bring nearly ANY mortal men down to his knees simply by flashing my pretty eyes at them, or flirting with them with my drop dead gorgeous looks! And yes, I AM way out of YOUR league, but if you're lucky, I might SOMEHOW give you the time of day!!!!" Sniz says: "Good enough for me! Eight points!" Pearl says: "But she doesn't even really HAVE any SUPER-POWERS!!!!" Sniz asks: "Did you see the way she WALKED, TALKED, and LOOKED?!!! Who CARES if she has any real super powers?!!!" Marlene walks off, and Norbert comes up next. Norbert is once again wearing the Muscular Beaver outfit!

General Barracuda asks: "Sniz, what's our rule about this?" Sniz says: "Wearing a costumed alter-ego from your own show TOTALLY counts, we'll allow it. State YOUR name and super-power! Norbert heroically says: "I'm MUSCULAR BEAVER!!!! I have the strength and speed of TEN Beavers, and my beauty FAR surpasses that of any NORMAL Beaver!" Pearl says: "Strong, fast, and impressive! Seven points!" And Norbert walks off, followed by Zim. Invader Zim looks like an OVERSIZED green cricket, and he's wearing rusty wash-boards on his legs! General Barracuda asks: "No offense, but what are YOU supposed to be?" Zim triumphantly shouts: "I'm the IRKEN Cricket!!!!" Pearl sarcastically asks: "And what are YOU going to do?! CHIRP us into submission?!" Zim says: "Something like that." And Zim starts RUBBING his rusty wash-boards together, and they make a HORRIBLE creaking sound that irritates ALL the judges!!!! Sniz shouts: "All right, enough! Okay, ENOUGH!!!!" And Zim stops. Sniz says: "Irritating, yet practical and effective! Seven points!" Zim walks off, and is followed by Rocko. Oddly enough, Rocko isn't WEARING a costume, but IS holding two boomerangs. Sniz asks: "Why aren't you wearing a costume?" Rocko answers: "Two reasons; none of the materials would be BIG enough for me! Second, I don't need one. I'm the Austrailian Boomerang! I am firm believer in karma, all good things will be returned to you; while all bad things will be returned to bad people!" Zim says: "That is a STUPID power!!!!" Rocko says: "An example, if you will!" And Rocko throws a boomerang at Zim, but Zim ducks! Zim says: "HA!!!! Missed!!!!" Rocko says: "Wait for it!!!!" And the boomerang comes back and HITS Zim! (KONK!!!!) Rocko regains the boomerang and says: "Karma ALWAYS finds its mark!" Sniz says: "I like the allegory, and bonus points for keeping it Austrailian! Six points in all!" Rocko walks off, and is followed by Suzie. Suzie is wearing an outfit that makes her look like a singer! Pearl says: "I thought you were going to be dressed up to be a super-hero; not a singing performer!" Suzie says: "There WAS a super-hero who was also a singer! Remember Jem and the Holograms?!" General Barracuda says: "I haven't heard THAT reference since Mr. T was popular!" Suzie says: "In any case, I am Viva La Diva, and I can use the power of my AWESOME singing voice to over-power ANY resistance that enemies might HAVE to me!" Sniz says: "Incorporating your own TALENT to be your super-power, I like it! Nine points! That's going to be tough to BEAT!!!!" Suzie walks off, and is followed by Stimpy. Stimpy is dressed up in a fashion VERY similar to Powdered Toast Man! Pearl asks: "I'm confused; who exactly ARE you?!" Stimpy heroically answers: "I am Super Powdered TOAST Cat!!!!"

General Barracuda asks: "And what exactly is YOUR super-power supposed to be?" And Stimpy throws a generous helping of Powdered Toast Powder in General Barracuda's face! Stimpy says: "I am a protege to Powdered Toast Man, and not only can I fly, I can actually FLY straight forward!" Sniz says: "I like the hero worship, eight points!" Stimpy walks off, and is FINALLY followed by Spongebob. Spongebob is dressed up EXACTLY like Mermaid Man! Sniz excitedly says: "Hello! What's YOUR name and super-power?!" Spongebob says: "I'm Mermaid Man, champion of the deep!" Zim shouts: "Hey! He CAN'T do that! He's using an ESTABLISHED character!!!!" Sniz says: "Not so fast, tell me more about yourself." Spongebob says: "I can assemble and charge the creatures of the deep sea, I can throw waterballs and create a raging whirlpool, I have Sulfur Vision; I also have an Invisible Boat-Mobile! I parked it right HERE! Or, was it over THERE?!!!" Sniz says: "Awesome!!!! I think we have our WINNER! I LOVED watching Mermaid Man while growing up! At ten points, Spongebob WINS the first part of the challenge!!!!" Zim protests: "You SAID that everyone's COSTUMES should BE original!!!!" Sniz asks: "Oh, I'm sorry. Is this YOUR show? No, wait; it's MINE. Which means I can make the rules, and change them if I see FIT to change them! Spongebob, you will have a MAJOR advantage in the next PART of the challenge!" Spongebob says: "Awesome! Who's up for a ride in the Invisible Boat-Mobile?!!!" Pearl raises her hand and says: "I'm DRIVING!!!! You still have no Boating License!" Spongebob, exasperated, says: "Gee, THANKS Pearl!" Pearl misses the sarcasm and says: "You're welcome!" And Spongebob, Sniz, Pearl, and General Barracuda all get into the 'Invisible Boat-Mobile, and they drive off! (Confessional) Zim says: "Spongebob thinks he's such hot STUFF, channeling Mermaid Man! But I fully intend to get the last WORD on this challenge! When the Irken Cricket strikes, he makes sure that EVERYONE listens!" / Craig says: "Well, I felt the FIRST part of the challenge was a breeze, but I hope that we won't be ASKED to ACTUALLY utilize our 'super-powers in the next part of the challenge! Most of our powers are 'technically' not real. At least, I don't think MINE are!" / Rocko says: "I'm glad Spongebob won this part of the challenge. Most of the other contestants keep counting him out, even when they have no reason to. Personally, I liked Spongebob LONG before he was COOL! I'm rooting for him to make it far. He is my friend, and I'd like to keep him around for as long as possible!" / Spongebob says: "Personally, the only thing I felt was MISSING from my presentation, was Patrick as Barnacle Boy! Oh, well. I guess you can't have everything!" (End Confessional)

The contestants are at the next part of the challenge, which is divided into three sections. Sniz says: "All right, contestants; here is where your super-hero skills will be put to the test! First, you have to LEAP over a tall building in a single bound! Don't ask why, that's just a trait common in a LOT of super-heroes! Second, you must rescue an old lady falling from a building. The 'old lady' will be played by a sack of flour!" Pearl asks: "Who PRETENDS that a sack of flour is an ACTUAL person?!" Spongebob answers: "Danny Phantom did it once!" Pearl, exasperated, says: "Thank you for reminding me of that!" Spongebob, missing the sarcasm, says: "You're welcome!" Sniz says: "Finally, you will walk across the tight-wires, all while avoiding the stuff that Pearl and General Barracuda will throw at you. The fastest time WINS immunity; and as a reward, gets to CHOOSE someone to SHARE immunity with! Everyone else will be on the chopping block! Spongebob, you'll go first! And for winning the FIRST part of the challenge, twenty seconds will be SHAVED off your total time! Go!!!!" And Spongebob gets into action! Spongebob jumps on the giant spring which PROPELS him over the fake building. Spongebob lands safely, and sees the falling sack of flour! Spongebob says: "I got you, I got you; sack of flour!" And the sack of flour lands on TOP of Spongebob, temporarily PINNING him! Larry says: "He GOT it, all right!" Rocko says: "Get a move on, time is wasting!!!!" Spongebob wiggles out from UNDER the sack of flour, and climbs up the ladder to the tight-wires! General Barracuda and Pearl throw a BUNCH of stuff at Spongebob, but he manages to AVOID them all, and manages to get to the other side safely! Sniz says: "Your time is a minute and six seconds, twenty seconds will be shaved off, so it's 46 seconds! Beat that!" / Dog is up next and he says: "I am DOG, the MIGHTY!!!!" Dog jumps on the giant spring, propels himself over the fake building, rescues the falling sack of flour, and walks over the tight-ropes without getting hit by any thrown objects! Sniz says: "Time! And your time is 44 seconds, you're currently in the lead!" Dog says: "Hi-Ho Diggety!!!!" / Norbert is up next and he says: "MUSCULAR BEAVER, AWAY!!!!" Norbert, jumps on the giant spring, SOARS over the fake building, rescues the falling sack of flour, and manages to EASILY get across the tight-ropes without getting hit by a single thrown object! Sniz says: "Really impressive! Your time is 40 seconds! But it's STILL anyone's game!" / A montage of the remaining contestants running through the course can be seen.

Some contestants, like Lil, Marlene, Rocko, Stimpy, and Suzie, do well; while others, Craig, Larry, and Zim DON'T do so well, as they don't even manage to finish the course successfully! / After everyone has raced, Sniz tallies up the results. Sniz says: "Well, it was an AMAZINGLY close race, but after ALL the contestants have raced, the winner with the fastest time is SUZIE, with a record breaking time of 30 seconds!" Suzie says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "As your reward, you get to choose someone else to share immunity with you!" Suzie says: "Marlene! She's going to be my pick, definitely Marlene!" Sniz says: "As for the rest of you, super-heroes you ALL might be, but one of you won't be around to save the day for much longer. Get changed, because when you come back, you'll have to vote another contestant off!" / In the private trailer for winners, Suzie has gathered Marlene and Lil. Marlene asks: "Suzie, why did you choose to share immunity with me?" Suzie answers: "Simple statistics, there are EIGHT whole guys competing in this game!" Lil says: "OOH, good odds!!!!" Suzie says: "No, you crazy! BAD odds! There are EIGHT of them, and only THREE of us! And if I've noticed it, chances are the guys are BOUND to notice it sooner or later! If one of us girls are going to have ANY chance of winning, we need to band together now while we still can!" Marlene says: "And what makes the guys so threatening?" Suzie says: "Larry and Craig are partners, so are Stimpy, Rocko, and Dog; Norbert and Spongebob don't seem to HAVE any affiliation with anybody, but that could change; while Zim is...Zim." Lil asks: "So who should we target?" Suzie answers: "Have you ever heard the saying that a chain is only as STRONG as it's weakest link?! Let's target the weakest link and put a DENT in Larry's alliance! Let's remove Zim!" Marlene says: "Works fine with me, Zim is an outsider anyways!" Lil says: "He certainly doesn't fit in with the rest of us!" Marlene says: "But we're only THREE votes! That might not be enough to take down Zim! And Lil is vulnerable! She needs to be protected!" Suzie says: "I'm pretty sure we can convince Rocko, Stimpy, and at least Dog to help us take Zim down, they're pretty loyal to the super-alliance." Marlene says: "It's a risk to involve Dog. We're not sure if he feels any loyalty towards Zim. But I DO have an idea that I KNOW will work!" Suzie asks: "And what is that?" Marlene says: "I can get Norbert to vote with us! He can't say NO to MY beauty!" Suzie says: "I'd be CAREFUL about that! Playing the flirt card before has caused you TROUBLE in the past! And what about Treeflower?!!!" Marlene says: "SHE can't complain if she's NOT here! It's not MY fault that I'm irresistable to most men!" Suzie sighs and says: "Very well. I leave this matter in your hands!" /

Marlene notices Norbert walking around, and she whispers: "Norbert, I need to talk to you!" Norbert asks: "What do you have to say?" Marlene says: "Well, what would you say, if I GAVE you the keys to a final three alliance with ME?" Norbert asks: "I would say, what's in it for you?" Marlene answers: "I will just sleep better knowing Zim is out of the game, and on his way to being part of the jury!" Norbert asks: "You're making Zim the target of tonight's vote?" Marlene answers: "Because he is a CHAOTIC variable! He's WAY too dangerous to keep around on this show! I mean, SURE, he's been behaving so far, but keeping him on this show for much longer would be a BAD idea! He needs to go!" Norbert says: "You know, I agree with you. I'll vote the way you want!" Marlene says: "Good then! Consider yourself the NEW fourth member of Stimpy's super-alliance between Stimpy, Rocko, and myself. It should be no trouble to take Zim down tonight!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Well, this is certainly a lucky turn of events! Here I was, thinking that there was a possibility that I might have to do some UNSPEAKABLE sabotage to someone, but instead I don't have to! Marlene has made me a member of HER alliance; that's something that I CAN do without feeling BAD about it! After all, as long as I'm helping Sniz get rid of SOMEBODY on this game show, he won't complain. It doesn't matter HOW I do it, just so long as I get it done! And if I can do it honestly and WITHOUT cheating, that's only a BONUS from my perspective! I trust Marlene with this brilliant idea! And if I'm right, it will put ME and Marlene one step closer to the grand prize money! That's right, Treeflower! I'm only PRETENDING to let Marlene flirt with me, in order to gain her trust, so I can get to the Final Three! I'm doing it ALL for my baby!" (End Confessional) The Silver Sniz Award Theme triumphantly plays, and Sniz makes a dramatic entrance on-stage! Wanda poofs into view, and gives Sniz a plate full of Silver Sniz Awards! Sniz says: "You ALL know the drill! Tonight, there are eleven contestants. But soon, it will be TEN!!!! Suzie and Marlene have immunity, so voting for them is not a viable option! Everyone else is fair game! So, pick an unlucky loser, and VOTE!!!!" The contestants all make beeping noises on their electronic devices, and Sniz gets the results! Sniz says: "The following contestants are safe; Suzie, Marlene, Stimpy, Lil, Rocko, Dog, Norbert, Craig, Spongebob!!!!" Zim and Larry look nervous, as they know only ONE of them will be able to continue! Sniz says: "This is the FINAL Silver Sniz of the evening, only ONE of you can receive it!!!!" Tense music plays as the anticipation builds up!

Sniz says: "The Final Silver Sniz, goes to, LARRY!!!!" Zim shouts: "What?!!! How am I picked to be the loser for tonight?!!!" Marlene asks: "Do you want the LONG version, or just the SHORT version?!" Zim answers: "Just one good reason why you would boot me off!" Suzie says: "You're chaotic, you have a short fuse, you're un-predictable, you're a late-comer to the game, you're an outsider..." Zim says: "SHEESH! I said, ONE reason!" Sniz says: "Zim, the Limo of Losers awaits you!" Zim walks over there, and is PLEASANTLY surprised to see DIB in there! Dib says: "Come with me and we can get AWAY from these creeps! They just don't understand you the way I do!" Zim says: "I know! Their loss!" And Zim gets into the Limo of Losers with Dib, and the Limo rides away! Sniz says: "And then there were ten! Stay tuned for the next episode, and the most DRAMATIC elimination yet! You won't BELIEVE who will finally BITE it, in the NEXT episode!" / Episode Notes: Invader Zim is eliminated in this episode; naturally, this means that all representatives from Invader Zim (which was ONLY himself), have been eliminated this season. Also, all of the LATE-comers to the game (Darwin, Angelica, Zim, and Aang), have now been eliminated OUT of the game! Norbert returns to the game (as a mole), but he DOES become the new fourth member of Stimpy's super-alliance! Dog assumes his persona of Dog the Mighty, Norbert assumes Daggett's alter-ego, Muscular Beaver, and Spongebob assumes the persona of Mermaid Man, Sniz's PERSONAL favorite super-hero while growing up! Suzie wins individual immunity for the second challenge in a row, and she shares it with Marlene. Featured song in this episode, Bonnie Tyler's 1983 hit song, "I Need a Hero."

Personal Notes: Writing this season down and making it all come together, has taken a lot more twists and turns then I thought it would, mainly because I wanted to be more ORIGINAL from what I was parodying, and try to come up with something that was more ORIGINAL, and more my idea! While the idea of Spongebob being Mermaid Man WAS borrowed from Lindsay being Wonder Woman, I made SURE that the ANNOYING antagonist of this episode, Invader Zim, DIDN'T win the challenge; and was in fact, eliminated! Zim was a crazy character to write for, but crazyness can only last so long before it becomes repetitive. Zim lasted as long as his crazyness can hold him, but at least he leaves having at least ONE person who appreciates him. It is perhaps both ironic, and fitting, that the one person who WOULD appreciate Zim, would be Zim's one-time rival, Dib. As for Sniz's statement about the next episode; a contestant who HAS been with the show since the VERY beginning, will finally LEAVE the game with the next episode! Stay tuned, and find out just WHO it is! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

Sniz and Fondue, man...great times.

[4EverGreen]

Get prepared, because a long-time contestant is about to get eliminated in this episode! / Sniz is in the monitor room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, in a WORLD filled with super-heroes, our contestants had to design costumes, and channel their hidden alter-egos. Some, like Spongebob, did very WELL! Others, like Larry and Craig; not so much! Than our contestants had to PROVE their super-hero prowess, by proving their feats of agility, speed, and heroic attributes. In the end, Suzie won immunity, and decided to share it with Marlene. At the elimination ceremony, it was Invader Zim who had to bid farewell to HIS chances of winning this season! And speaking of someone bidding farewell to their chances, one contestant, who has been with us since the VERY beginning, may FINALLY see their days numbered on this show! Find out WHO that contestant is on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" /

"The Ballad of Lil and Stimpy" In the early morning, Marlene is seen sleeping peacefully, but then, her sleep begins to be troubled! In her dream (seen thanks to the magic of the Fairy God-parents) is made viewable to the television audience! Marlene is in the COMMAND Center seen in "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers," and Skipper appears in the green tube just like ZORDON did! Skipper says: "Marlene, I have urgent news! I need to talk to you!" Marlene, nervous asks: "What is it?" Skipper says: "It's about one of your fellow contestants! Norbert is only PRETENDING that he's falling for your flirtations! He's not REALLY in love with you!" Marlene says: "Really? That's a bummer. Is that ALL you have to tell me?" Skipper says: "No, it is NOT! Norbert REALLY didn't sue his way to get back on the show, he WON his way back onto the show, and Sniz has hired him to be a mole! He's working to keep tabs on ALL of you, and I'm fairly certain to sabotage the OTHER contestants!" Marlene says: "That is unsettling news, but how are you able to tell me this?" Skipper says: "Our love is STRONGER than mere physical presence, you and I share a psychic link! When you sleep, I can share information with you telepathically while I'm asleep! It's a secret Penguin commando technique I developed, just in case I was ever taken surprise by a sleeping gas attack!" Marlene says: "That's cool to know!" Skipper says: "What's NOT cool is who the next two targets are going to be!" Marlene asks: "Why? Who ARE they going to be?" Skipper says: "The next two targets, are going to be Lil and S--!" Than he suddenly shuts off! Marlene asks: "Lil and who?! Lil and WHO?!!!" In real life, Stimpy asks: "Who are you talking to?!"

And Marlene wakes up with a start! Marlene says: "3 A.M., it's too early to get out of bed." Stimpy says: "You were talking to somebody before you woke up. Who was it?" Marlene says: "It was Skipper, he was trying to tell me something important again! Unfortunately, Norbert isn't really FALLING for my flirtations. That's sad in itself, but more importantly; Norbert is actually a MOLE who won his way to being BACK on this game show!" Stimpy says: "That's HORRIBLE! Especially if it's true!" Marlene says: "But what Skipper was REALLY worried about, was who the next two targets were! He said they were Lil and...Lil AND..." Stimpy asks: "Lil and who?" Marlene says: "That's the point! Skipper's message somehow got cut OFF before I could hear who the other target was! But, the other contestant's name DID start with an S, that means it's either you, Spongebob, or Suzie!" Stimpy hollowly says: "So, it finally comes down to the moment of truth. Lil is for SURE going to be eliminated unless I do something to save her!" Marlene says: "Hold your horses! Just because I HAD a vision, that doesn't automatically MEAN it's going to come true! Besides, visions are a TRICKY thing to decipher! What IF; in your QUEST to try and PROTECT Lil from being eliminated, you somehow CAUSE the vision to come TRUE?!!!" Stimpy asks: "How would I do that?" Marlene says: "I don't know; Skipper only SAID that Lil was going to be one of the next targets, not HOW she was going to be eliminated! The odd thing is, sometimes when we act on a vision, even if what we're TRYING to do is to prevent it from coming true, we somehow CAUSE it to happen! It's very possible that if you try to protect Lil, it could mean the end for your game, to!" Stimpy says: "Well, I've already lost Lil TWICE this season, I don't want her to lose again! If she goes, I go!" Marlene says: "But you're a GOOD game player! You're a valued member of the super-alliance! What would this game do without you?" Stimpy answers: "I don't know. All I know is, that you actually HAVE a chance to win the grand prize this season. I already WON last season! The real reason I've stayed in the game for as long as I have, is that I wanted to PROVE to myself that my winning LAST season WASN'T a fluke, that my skills actually DID carry me, and I DO know how to strategize! I feel as though I've proven that to myself and to everyone else! The only reason I have for STAYING is the presence of Lil! I don't want to stay around without her again." Marlene asks: "But what about the vision?" Stimpy answers: "Like you said, visions are a tricky thing. It's always ONES emotions that determines whether a vision becomes true or not. But as of right now, it's too early to know. We'll have to wait to see what the situation IS before we decide whether or not to act on it!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "In a game such as this, luck isn't enough to help you win, you have to have the skills to back it up! I needed to see just how good my skills were, and not make TOO poor a showing this season! I've carried myself to a good spot, and I've learned that I AM capable of strategizing! But my primary concern is Lil! I want to keep her safe, no matter what that means for my game!" / Marlene says: "When I first met Stimpy, I was initially skeptical that he had any REAL skills or talent to be a real contender in this game. But as the challenges wore on, I saw how TRULY competant he was! Not only is he FULL of ideas, he's extremely loyal and kind! He's not malicious, and he NEVER hurts anyone physically or emotionally INTENTIONALLY, unless he REALLY needs to! I suppose that's why I've grown so fond and Stimpy. His friendship is real, and so is his capacity for caring. It will just be REALLY sad if and/or WHEN the time comes that he gets eliminated!" (End Confessional) When all the contestants wake up, they're surprised to find themselves NOT in Florida, but in Winnemucca, Nevada of all places! Larry asks: "What are we doing way out here in the middle of nowhere?!" Sniz rides up on a motorcycle and says: "I wouldn't call it NOWHERE, because this IS somewhere! Welcome to Winnemucca, Nevada, a place where you can receive visions of the past, present, and future! Maybe some of you were actually LUCKY enough to HAVE one last night!" Craig says: "Wow! I guess Aang WAS telling the truth about this place!" Larry asks: "What's the get-up for THIS movie challenge, Sniz?" Sniz answers: "Today, we are paying tribute to the ROAD trip movie! Your adventure starts HERE, and ends in South Dakota, where you will be visiting the work-in-progress, the very BEAUTIFUL Mount Snizmore!!!!" Marlene says: "Mount SNIZMORE?!!! How NARCISSISSTIC did you have to be to come up with THAT one?!!!" Sniz says: "Ignoring that VERY rude and SNIDE comment, your job is to find the fastest way to get there, so I don't expect EVERYONE to take the exact same route! Also, to make this more interesting, you will be partnered up in teams of two. Marlene, you're partnered up with Norbert." Marlene shouts: "YES!!!!" Sniz says: "Stimpy, you're partnered up with Lil." Stimpy says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "Larry, you're partnered up with Craig." Larry says: "Cool!" Sniz says: "Rocko, you're partnered up with Dog." Rocko says: "Nice!" Sniz says: "And Suzie, you're partnered up with Spongebob." Suzie says: "I'm DRIVING!!!!" Spongebob rolls his eyes and says: "Of COURSE!!!!"

Sniz says: "While you're driving on the VARIOUS routes to GET to Mount Snizmore, you will find obstacles in your path. Instead of DESCRIBING them in great detail, I think that I'll just let them surprise you! Once you get to the Monument of Mount Snizmore, you must somehow make your way to the top FIRST, and then come back down to the finish line! The first duo that does that, will BOTH win immunity! But be CAREFUL!!!! I have intel that Master Coelaceanth has devious plans in mind, he may be throwing STUFF at you that's not part of today's challenge itinirary. He may even prevent you from trying to MAKE it to the top of Mount Snizmore!" Rocko asks: "What do we do if he DOES?" Sniz answers: "Figure out a way to stop him! He's a MENACE to society, and a danger to the general public! Think of getting rid of him as an act of charity for the goodness of karma." / Marlene and Norbert take a look from the selection of cars available to them, and decide upon a blue car. Upon getting in, Marlene asks: "Norbert, I need you to be SERIOUS with me! Is my flirting REALLY getting to you?" Norbert honestly answers: "Well, no. I can't HONESTLY say that it is." Marlene says: "Well, THAT'S settled. So as long as you're being honest, you might as well answer something else." And Norbert begins drinking a can of Coca-Cola, when Marlene asks: "Are you ACTUALLY a mole working for Sniz?!" And Norbert does a SURPRISED spit-take, that covers the front of the windshield from the inside! Sniz asks: "How on Earth did you figure THAT out?!" Marlene says: "Honestly, Skipper telepathically communicated with me in my sleep!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Up until now, I thought Skipper's talk of telepathic communication was just that; TALK!!!! But apparently, it's real! It really bites that Marlene, of ALL the contestants, would get the truth out of me! But like I said before, I'm not GOOD when it comes to lieing!" / Marlene says: "So, it turns out Skipper was right; Norbert really IS a mole. But do I NEED to be aware of him? After all, as long as I keep the knowledge to MYSELF, I can use Norbert to my advantage!" (End Confessional) Norbert asks: "Look Marlene, you won't TELL anybody about this, will you?" Marlene answers: "I probably won't, IF, you promise to do something for me." Norbert asks: "Only if it doesn't involve ME giving away locks of my LUSCIOUS, beautiful beaver pelt!" Marlene says: "Nothing like that, it's no big deal. Just vote the way I want you to vote. You keep me safe; and in exchange, I won't reveal your secret to anybody else. Your job is in MY hands! What do you say, Norbert?!"

Norbert says: "The things I do to secure a $770,000 paycheck for being a mole! All right, I promise. Just remember; keep it light on the cuddling and flirting. Treeflower is actually STARTING to feel BAD about the way she treated you during her time here! Don't give her any reason to change her mind!" Marlene rolls her eyes and says: "Heaven knows why I would EVER want to do THAT!!!!" / Craig and Larry are picking out a red car the same time Stimpy and Lil are picking out a green car. Craig asks: "Stimpy, which route do you think we should take to get to Mount Snizmore?" Stimpy answers: "Well, if you INSIST on going, DON'T take the north-easterly route! I heard on the news that there's a big flash flooding event heading in that direction!" Larry pushes Stimpy aside, and Larry sarcastically says: "THANK you for your advice, Stimpy!" To Craig, Larry says: "What a LIAR!!!! He's getting to be as BAD as Reggie!" Craig asks: "But what if he's telling the truth?" Larry says: "Craig, don't be SO naive! He's just SAYING that, because THAT route is shorter, and he DOESN'T want us to WIN!!!!" / Rocko and Dog pick out a purple car. Dog asks: "Rocko, on our road trip; do you think we can go by the Dinosaur Fossil Park located in Colorado?! I've always WANTED to see just how big those BONES are!" Rocko thinks about it and says: "I need to think about this CAREFULLY! The Dinosaur Fossil Park is quite a bit out of the WAY for getting to Mount Snizmore..." But Rocko takes a look into Dog's SAD, soulful, puppy dog eyes. Rocko says: "But you're my friend! Of COURSE we can go to the Dinosaur Fossil Park!" Dog happily shouts: "Hi-ho Diggety!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "I'm not saying that Dog's sad eyes got to me...okay, they actually did! But the thing of it is, I'm a good guy by nature. I just don't feel right saying no and being mean for no good reason. I mean, I'd like to think of Dog as a friend. And being a friend sometimes means you make SACRIFICES for those you consider your friends. Everyone else might think it's a waste of time, but if you're doing something for the RIGHT reasons, and it's for a friend, than it is NEVER a waste of time!" / Dog says: "I've only wanted to go to one place in the U.S. ever since I was a pup! Unfortunately, Cat could never AFFORD to take us there, and never really wanted to! But with this road trip movie challenge, this is my big chance to go there! And who knows? If I take pictures showing that I've enjoyed it, maybe Cat will want to come back someday with me, to see it as well!" (End Confessional) Suzie and Spongebob pick out a yellow car. Spongebob says: "Suzie, Mr. Krabs told me that if I get the chance to taste any PATTY based foods, to tell him about it. He says he will pay me $4,040 extra if I do that for him!" Suzie says: "Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut!"

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "First of all, I DON'T talk ALL the time! Second, we're talking about a LENGTHY road trip! We'll HAVE to stop for food sometime! And if I can do something that will make Mr. Krabs happy, that's just a bonus from my perspective!" / Suzie says: "As much as I really LIKE Spongebob as a friend, I really didn't have TIME to focus on Spongebob's request; what matters is winning another challenge! I lost out on my chance of winning the prize money last season, I don't want to lose it again!" (End Confessional) The five duos all get behind the starting line, at a truck stop in Winnemucca, Nevada! Sniz says: "From here to Mount Snizmore, it's four hours as the crow flies. Driving however, takes considerably longer! Remember, the first duo to cross the finish line AFTER getting to the top of Mount Snizmore, will BOTH win immunity!!!! Ready, set, RACE!!!!" / While the contestants all focus on finding out the fastest direction on getting to Mount Snizmore, the action montage first focuses on Lil and Stimpy. Fittingly enough, a song, parodying "The Ballad of John and Yoko," plays while this is going on. The song is called, "The Ballad of Lil and Stimpy." /

"Standing in the station at Elko, trying to get to Provo or the Platte. The man in the Corvette said, "Man, you have just got to turn back". You know they didn't even give us a chance! Lil, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! The way things are going, they're going to crucify me. Finally got the car into Utah, honey loving down by the Salt Lake. Rocko and Dog called to say, "You can make it O.K., you can get a detour in Cheyenne, in Wyoming". Lil, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! The way things are going they're going to crucify me. Drove from Salt Lake to the Cheyenne Hilton, talking in our beds for a day. The newspapers said, "Say, what you doing?" We say, "We're only trying to get us some peace". Lil, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! The way things are going, they're going to crucify me. Saving up our money for a rainy day, I gave all my clothes to charity. Last night, Ren said, "Oh boy, when you're dead, You don't take nothing with you but your soul - think!" Made a lightning trip to Montana, eating chocolate cookies in a bag. The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head, they look just like two nuns; man, what a drag"! Lil, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! The way things are going, they're going to crucify me. Got our car early into South Dakota, fifty apples tied in a sack. The people from the press said, "We wish you success, it's good to have the both of you back". Lil, you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be! The way things are going, they're going to crucify me. The way things are going, they're going to crucify me!" / The action shifts to Larry and Craig, who are standing outside of their car in Pocatello Idaho, dazed, by an INCREDIBLE experience! Larry says: "Wow, that was quite a sprinkle!" Craig asks: "A SPRINKLE?!!! It was a flash flood, just like Stimpy said! So why don't you just admit you were wrong?" Larry says: "Because I DON'T think--." Craig shouts: "LARRY!!!!" Larry says: "Okay, OKAY!!!! I was wr--wr--WR...Craig; what should we do next?" Craig sighs in defeat and says: "We should get ourselves fixed up, and take the car through Yellowstone Park." /

Norbert and Marlene are cruising down the I-80, making good time. Marlene APPEARS to have her hair done up in space buns again, and Norbert asks: "Look, can we talk? It honestly wasn't MY idea to become a mole and try to sabotage the other contestants, but Sniz was so UPSET about Aang quitting! He wanted someone to drum up the ratings!" Marlene doesn't respond, and Norbert asks: "Will you TURN that THING off?!" Marlene asks: "What?" She pulls over, and pulls OFF her hair buns, which turn out to be HEADPHONES! Marlene asks: "What are you asking?" Norbert asks: "I'm SAYING, do you REALIZE that I'm doing this ALL for Treeflower and Sniz?!" Marlene answers: "Yes, I'm aware! And for you; I'm glad!!!! Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!!!!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "I wonder if Marlene IS; glad?" (End Confessional) / Rocko and Dog pull up just outside the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado, and Dog is busy DROOLING, but making sure his drooling is OUTSIDE of the car! Rocko asks: "Well Dog, when I say that I'm going to TAKE you to the Dinosaur Fossil Park; do I take you to the Dinosaur Fossil Park, or WHAT?!!!" Rocko shouts: "Hi-ho DIGGETY!!!!" And Dog rushes crazy, digging up holes and quickly finds MANY dinosaur fossil bones, which he promptly licks clean! (Confessional) Rocko says: "All in all, it's a small price to pay to make one of my friends happy!" / Dog looks CARTOONISHLY fat from his experience, and his belt BRAKES, which makes his pants fall off, and makes him NAKED!!!! Dog says: "Ah, I don't really need clothes to be happy, anyways!" (End Confessional) / Suzie has decided to take a break from driving, by visiting Custer's Last Stand in Montana. Spongebob asks: "Suzie; what do you think the most INTERESTING place to name a town is?" Suzie answers: "Well, if I'm going to pick just one, I'd have to say Valentine, Nebraska!!!!" Spongebob shouts: "Oh my NEPTUNE!!!! Did you say VALENTINE, Nebraska?!!! They have the most AWESOME Buffalo Burger restaurant! Mr. Krabs needs to know what he's UP against!" Suzie says: "It's OUT of the question, Spongebob! It's THREE HUNDRED MILES out of the WAY!!!!" Spongebob says: "But we got to see the Custer's Last Stand that YOU wanted to see!" On a video phone, Sniz visually answers: "He has a POINT, there Suzie!!!!" Suzie protests: "But THREE HUNDRED MILES out of the WAY!!!!" / To Lil and Stimpy's BIG surprise, they get to Mount Snizmore FIRST!!!! It's an IMPRESSIVE looking monument mountain, with Sniz looking like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln!!!! Lil says: "WOW!!!! SOMEONE sure has a high opinon of himself!" Marlene and Norbert suddenly pull up close-by and Marlene says: "You got THAT right!!!!"

Sniz arrives on chopper, jumps out, and triumphantly says: "Congratulations on being the FIRST two teams to make it HERE! Both Larry and Craig, Rocko and Dog are doing their best to get back on track, while Suzie and Spongebob for SOME reason, are straying REALLY far off course!" / At the Valentine, Nebraska 200 miles ahead marker, Spongebob asks: "Are we THERE yet?!" Suzie says: "NO!!!! Good-bye FIRST place!" / At the Valentine, Nebraska 100 miles ahead marker, Spongebob asks: "Are we THERE yet?!" Suzie says: "NO!!!! Good-bye to SECOND place!" / Sniz says: "Oh well, guess it's just really DOWN to you two teams then!" Lil says: "All RIGHT!!!! We've practically WON this thing!!!!" Than the sun is UNEXPECTEDLY blocked out by an eclipse, making everything DARK!!!! Lil loudly screams: "AHHH!!!!!" Stimpy shouts: "Lil!!!!" Than the eclipse passes, and Marlene looks on in dread as she says: "It's HIM!!!!" And the menacing figure of Master Coealaceanth appears as lightning STRIKES through the sky, as Master Coelaceanth has grabbed a TIGHT hold on Lil, and is climbing up Mount Snizmore! Master Coelaceanth leers and says: "Well, little lambs, did you honestly THINK you were through with ME? You may have beaten TWO of my apprentices, and even converted General Barracuda, but you have NO hope of dealing with me!" Norbert says: "You've been STOPPED before, and you will be STOPPED again!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Not likely, because THIS time, I have a HOSTAGE!!!! If you WANT to make sure Lil lives, Stimpy will meet me at the TOP of Mount Snizmore for a SHOWDOWN!!!!" Stimpy asks: "Why do you want to fight me?!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "To prove my ULTIMATE point!!!! Evil exists in EVERYONE, in all of YOU!!!! Nobody is TRULY good in this world! All it takes is the RIGHT incentive, and ANYONE can be turned evil, even someone as GOOD as STIMPY!!!!" Stimpy says: "I may have made some mistakes, but I won't turn evil!" Master Coelaceanth condescendingly says: "You don't know how CAPABLE I am of REVEALING evil!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth makes great leaps and bounds up Mount Snizmore, and QUICKLY gets to the top! Stimpy says: "Lil!!!! I'm COMING for you!!!!" And Stimpy rushes after them! Marlene says: "I don't know WHAT Stimpy is thinking, but we CAN'T let him FACE Master Coelaceanth alone! We HAVE to help him!" Norbert says: "I'd agree even if I WASN'T in an alliance with you!!!!" /

Stimpy makes it to the top of Mount Snizmore, and Master Coelaceanth has Lil safely caged up in a cage. Lil says: "How degrading is THIS?!!! I wasn't even TRAPPED by a trail of CANDY this time!" Stimpy pants and says: "Okay, Master Coelaceanth, you gave me my exercise. Now, let Lil go!!!!" Master Coelaceanth TAUNTS Stimpy and says: "You KNOW I won't do that! What is it going to TAKE to get you to fight me? How much pain and suffering are you willing to let Lil GO through, before you give IN to your EVIL urges?!!!" Lil says: "Don't play his SICK little games! I can take ANYTHING this CREEP dishes out!!!!" Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "DON'T CONFUSE THE ISSUE!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth shoots LIGHTNING at Lil, deeply hurting her! Although she is weakened, Lil says: "You heard me; don't give this PIG a thing!" Master Coelaceanth apathetically says: "You can act brave all you want, but I WILL break Stimpy and GET to him! Surely, you can't STAND to see Lil in pain!" Stimpy looks at Lil, but he sees that Lil is shaking her head NO!!!! Stimpy defiantly says: "You HEARD the lady! I will NOT fight!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Clearly, I have CHOSEN the WRONG pressure point! Perhaps I should choose someone weaker, someone FAR more innocent, to TORTURE!!!! I know EVERY single being you CARE for!!!! Your every THOUGHT betrays them!!!! Your feelings for your family are STRONG! Especially for...CHILDREN!!!!" And Stimpy's eyes open up in horror! Master Coelaceanth says: "SO, you and Ren have TWIN children!!!! Your feelings have now BETRAYED them too! Lil was WISE to take them out of the competition and place them in Ren's care, but now her failure to take care of your kids is COMPLETE!!!! If YOU will not TURN evil; I'm betting THEY WILL!!!!" Stimpy defiantly takes off his gloves and screams: "The gloves are OFF!!!! NO!!!!" And Stimpy brandishes his claws and WILDLY attacks at Master Coelaceanth! Even though Master Coelaceanth RAPIDLY fires lightning at Stimpy; because Stimpy is SO pumped up with adrenaline, Stimpy doesn't even FEEL it!!!! Eventually, Stimpy backs up Master Coelaceanth into a corner, and STRIKES at Master Coelaceanth until his claws FINALLY make two DISTINCT scars OVER Master Coelaceanth's eyes!!!! Master Coelaceanth excitedly says: "Good, GOOD!!!! Your HATRID has made you POWERFUL!!!! Now FULFILL your destiny!!!! Eliminate Marlene and Norbert, and take Aang's PLACE by MY side!!!!" But Stimpy stops, and looks at his claws. Even though he has rarely used them before, he NOW realizes just how much DAMAGE they can cause!

Stimpy retracts his claws and says: "NEVER!!!! I'll NEVER become your evil apprentice! You FAILED your highness! I am a good guy! I always have been, I always WILL be!" Marlene screams: "WHAT WERE YOU TRYING to PROVE?!!! That DEEP DOWN INSIDE, EVERYONE IS AS SICK as YOU ARE?!!!! I'm SORRY 'Master,' you're ALONE!!!!" Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "What's the POINT of planning an ARMAGEDDON if NOBODY else BRINGS the WARHEADS?!!! FINE; I'll do it MYSELF!!!!" But just then, General Barracuda EPIC punches Master Coelaceanth!!!! General Barracuda says: "What's WRONG, 'Master,' SLIPPING in your old age?!" Craig and Larry finally arrive, and Craig asks: "Dad; what are YOU doing here?!" General Barracuda says: "Merely taking care of some OLD business, my son!" Master Coelaceanth surprisingly says: "Son? Oh, your SON!!!! I SEE the resemblance! The tanned muscles and great complexion OBVIOUSLY come from YOU; obviously!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't RIP you apart!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Look at it FROM my perspective! The pressures of RULING the ocean..." General Barracuda finishes: "Are no LONGER yours; SURRENDER, Master!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "Well, I WOULD, naturally! However, there IS one little problem! You see the 44 CLONES of Raditz that I HAVE?!!!" And 44 clones of Raditz suddenly SURROUND Master Coelaceanth! Master Coelaceanth says: "THEY think I RULE the planet!!!!" Rocko and Dog finally arrive and Rocko says: "Well, WE don't! Nobody should be able to RULE a planet!" General Barracuda says: "The choice is YOURS, Master Coelaceanth. Either surrender, or FIGHT!!!!" Master Coelaceanth asks: "Must this REALLY end in VIOLENCE?!!! I'd hate to be RESPONSIBLE for the death of someone that I care SO much for; wouldn't you AGREE, General Barracuda?" General Barracuda says: "That's NOT going to WORK, Master Coelaceanth! I've put it behind me!" Master Coelaceanth asks: "But what about your son, Craig? Has HE put it behind HIM?" Craig asks: "Dad, what is HE talking about?" Master Coelaceanth excitedly says: "OH!!!! So you HAVEN'T told them YOUR little secret! Well, General Barracuda, now is your CHANCE to tell them! Tell them ALL, who is RESPONSIBLE for Ambrosia's DEATH?!!!!!!" General Barracuda sadly says: "I am." Craig looks utterly shocked as he walks up to him and says: "It's NOT true! Tell me it's NOT true!"

General Barracuda sadly says: "It's true." Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "You SEE?!!! He ADMITS it; MURDERER!!!!" General Barracuda says: "It's not LIKE that; it was an ACCIDENT!!!!" Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "If it WEREN'T for you, Ambrosia would STILL be ALIVE; it's YOUR fault she's DEAD!!!! Do you DENY it?!" General Barracuda defiantly says: "No!" Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "Than you're GUILTY!!!!" General Barracuda says: "No, I'm NOT a murderer!!!!" Master Coelaceanth and the Raditz clones begin backing up General Barracuda to the edge of a ledge, high ABOVE the ground! Master Coelaceanth angrily says: "Oh, General Barracuda, you're in TROUBLE again! But this time, it is BEYOND my power to HELP you; and now EVERYONE knows WHY!!!!" Lightning strikes the ground below, and starts a fire!!!! Spongebob and Suzie finally arrive from way down below! Unaware of what's going on, Spongebob shouts: "GENERAL!!!!" And TENSE music plays! Master Coelaceanth tauntingly says, as General Barracuda clings for dear life, Master Coelaceanth creepily says: "Now, THIS looks familiar! Where have I SEEN this before? Let me think. Oh, YES!!!! I REMEMBER!!!! This is just the way Craig's MOTHER looked BEFORE she died!!!!" General Barracuda gasps in shock as Master Coelaceanth grabs his fins! Master Coelaceanth very CREEPILY gets close to General Barracuda, and with a deliciously EVIL look, Master Coelaceanth says: "And here's MY little SECRET!!!! (Whispers so ONLY Master Coelaceanth can hear) I KILLED HIS MOTHER!!!!" (Flashback) A younger General Barracuda SEES the harpoon AIMED at Ambrosia and he SCREAMS: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And it MORPHS into the PRESENT General Barracuda who screams: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And with a MIGHTY leap, he gets BACK onto the safe ledge and PINS Master Coelaceanth DOWN!!!!) MURDERER!!!!!!!!" Master Coelaceanth struggles and says: "No, apprentice, PLEASE!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Tell them the TRUTH!!!!" Master Coelaceanth says: "TRUTH?!!! Truth is in the eye of the behold--!!!!" And General Barracuda starts CHOKING him!!!! Master Coelaceanth struggles and says: "All right, ALL RIGHT!!!! (And speaking only in a whisper) I DID IT!!!!" General Barracuda says: "So EVERYONE can HEAR YOU!!!!" Master Coelaceanth DEFINATLY says: "I KILLED CRAIG'S MOTHER!!!!" And just like that, a fury of FRENZY unleashes as all the Raditz clones start ATTACKING the contestants!!!! Although all the clones APPEAR to be strong, the contestants manage to defeat them with relative ease!!!!

During the fight, General Barracuda NOTICES Master Coelaceanth trying to sneak AWAY by going up a HIGHER mountain, so General Barracuda follows the evil fish! To Master Coelaceanth's HORROR, he finds that he has NO place left to run!!!! General Barracuda JUMPS through a burning bush, COMPLETELY unscatched, and bitterly says: "MURDERER!!!!" Master Coelaceanth begins to plead: "Horatio, Horatio; PLEASE have mercy; I BEG you!!!!" General Barracuda says: "You DON'T deserve to LIVE!!!!" Master Coelaceanth desperately says: "Horatio, I've taught you EVERYTHING you KNOW!!!! It's the surviving NICKTOON villains!!!! They are the REAL enemy!!!!" And the other Nicktoon villains overhear this, and they look ROYALLY mad!!!! Master Coelaceanth says: "It was THEIR fault; it was THEIR idea!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Why should I believe you? Everything you've EVER told me in my LIFE has been a LIE!!!!" Master Coelaceanth asks: "What are you GOING to do?! You wouldn't KILL your old master?!!!" General Barracuda sighs and says: "No, Master Coelaceanth, I'm NOT like you!" Master Coelaceanth sighs and says: "AHHH, THANK you!!!! You're TRULY noble to me; I'll make it up to you, I promise! And just how can I start to PROVE myself to you? Tell me, I'll do ANYTHING!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Run AWAY, Master Coelaceanth! RUN; run away and NEVER return!!!!" Master Coelaceanth looks unsure and nervously says: "Y-YES; of course, as you wish...(notices fire embers at his feet and angrily continues)...YOUR MAJESTY!!!!" And Master Coelaceanth KICKS the embers into General Barracuda's face, but he manages to close his eyes just in time!!!! Master Coelaceanth takes his chance and tries to bite into the jugular of General Barracuda's neck, but General Barracuda KNOCKS Master Coelaceanth away!!!! In a highly stylized slow-motion fight, the two fishes punch it out against each other, each giving the other several PAINFUL blows against the other! But after General Barracuda DECKS Master Coelaceanth an ESPECIALLY painful blow, Master Coelaceanth deals one right BACK at General Barracuda, than another one in REGULAR motion, as Master Coelaceanth KNOCKS General Barracuda DOWN to the ground!!!! Master Coelaceanth makes a MIGHTY leap toward General Barracuda, with every single ONE of his flesh-rending teeth AIMED at General Barracuda's neck!!!! But General Barracuda KICKS Master Coelaceanth in the leg and/or chest area, and sends him FLYING down the mountain!!!! General Barracuda looks down, and sees Master Coelaceanth wounded, but still alive.

Master Coelaceanth sees Mr. Smitty, Oonski the Great, and Kyle, three of the surviving Nicktoon's villains, surround him. Master Coelaceanth says: "AHHH, my FRIENDS!!!!" Oonski the Great says: "FRIENDS?!!! I thought he said WE were the ENEMY!!!!" Kyle says: "YEAH!!!! That's what I HEARD; Mr. Smitty?!!!" And a look of DREAD rushes over Master Coelaceanth's face as Mr. Smitty laughs deviously, and all the OTHER Nicktoons villains start approaching in order to DEAL with Master Coelaceanth! Master Coelaceanth nervously says: "No, no, WAIT! You must let me explain!!!! Look, I didn't mean--no! NO!!!! I DID--! I Didn't--!! I--I--I JUST--!!!!" And a shadow reveals Oonski the Great SWINGING an AXE at Master Coelaceanth's head, and the shadows VANISH in a puff of smoke, as rain suddenly starts falling down, and puts out the fire. The Nicktoons Villains vanish quickly, and Rocko says: "Wow, he's really gone." Craig says: "It's over." Larry says: "The nightmare has ended!" General Barracuda says: "All this time, I felt responsible for something that I didn't even do." Craig says: "We can't change the past, but we can work together to make a better future." Stimpy says: "And your future is a bright one. You don't need us around to help out anymore." Marlene asks: "What are you SAYING, Stimpy?!" Lil says: "What Stimpy is saying..." and Lil and Stimpy both simultaneously say: "WE QUIT!!!!!!!!" And emotions wash all over the Nicktoons, as they realize that Stimpy has FINALLY given up his quest to stay in the game, and while they're all sad by the decision, they know Lil and Stimpy are right, that the future of Nicktoons lies in good hands. Stimpy says: "Marlene, Rocko, I leave the rest of the game up to you. See you at the finale!!!!" And Lil THROWS down a vial of red smoke, and they BOTH vanish into thin air!!!! Sniz says: "Since Lil and Stimpy quit, I guess that means everybody else gets invincibility!!!! Buffalo Burgers from Valentine, Nebraska for EVERYONE!!!! Courtesy of Suzie and Spongebob!!!! I mean, it's sad that Stimpy has decided to go, but at least, we managed to get RID of little miss WEIRD, and WEIRDER AGAIN, for the LAST TIME, HOPEFULLY!!!! And now with Stimpy gone, it's truly ANYONE'S game!!!! Join us next time for a totally fresh and awesome Total Cartoon Action! Just another day in the circle of life!" / THE END (of this episode!) /

Episode Notes: Lil and Stimpy quit the game in this episode. With Stimpy leaving the game in this challenge, ALL of the contestants from season one have NOW been eliminated at LEAST once! Also, all the representatives from "Ren and Stimpy," have NOW been eliminated, and the only couple remaining in the game are Craig and Larry! General Barracuda finds out the truth that it was Master Coelaceanth all ALONG who TRULY killed Ambrosia, and LIED to General Barracuda about it in order to make General Barracuda feel like it was HIS fault! Marlene finds out about Norbert's status as a mole, but promises not to reveal it if Norbert agrees to vote with her, which he agrees to. Featured song in this episode: "The Ballad of Lil and Stimpy," a parody of the song, "The Ballad of John and Yoko." Movies referenced/allusioned to in this episode, "Return of the Jedi, The Dark Knight," and "The Lion King!"

/ Personal Notes: The number nine was ALWAYS going to be Stimpy's calling card this season; which is why the number nine has kept popping up this season! Case number one: BOTH Blue Arrow and Judy Funny have NAMES that have NINE letters in TOTAL! Case number two: Ren kept OBSESSING about the number nine as a way to make Stimpy notice him. Case number three: Ren had a total of NINE Confessions in the episode, "Break-Your Neck Mesa!" Case number four: Ren said the word "Stupid" in the same episode eighteen times. Ren and Stimpy are TWO characters, and two TIMES nine is eighteen!!!! Case number five: Stimpy had a total of SIX Confessions in the episode "Break-Your Neck Mesa!" Six UPSIDE DOWN is NINE!! Case number six: Sandy Cheeks, who came in second place in season one, ended up getting ELIMINATED in the seventh official episode of season two. Two PLUS Seven is NINE!!!! Case number seven: Stimpy established an alliance with Marlene in the THIRD official episode of "Total Cartoon Action," but didn't start to ACT upon it until SIX episodes later! Three PLUS Six is NINE!!!! Case number eight: Not only did Stimpy once again have a total of SIX confessions in the tenth episode, he also said the WORD "Stupid" in the episode NINE times! Case number nine: Stimpy was eliminated in NINTH place in this episode! Naturally, since Stimpy was only going to stay in the game because of Lil, Lil's story, for the THIRD and final time this season (and three ALSO goes INTO nine THREE times) ends! So with Stimpy gone, it's truly ANYONE'S game NOW!!!! Stay tuned for MORE episodes of "Total Cartoon Action," and find out WHO it is!!!! / That's my episode idea for today!!!! Enough said, true believers!!!!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

6 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said:

Sniz has hired him to be a mole

...I thought he was a beaver. Bad pun is bad.

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the first episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition 

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

S1E1: The Secret OBABland

 

OBAB: Now what should I do? I can't go back to Planet SBM.
(OBAB figures out a plan)
OBAB: AHA! I should make my own land and keep it a secret.
(OBAB creates OBABland)
(1 hour later)
OBAB: PHEW! That took longer than I expected 
Splaat: MY NAME IS SPLAAT.
OBAB: WHAT THE! GET OUT OF HERE.
Splaat: SPLAAT AWAY.
(Splaat leaves)
OBAB: That was odd?
(A portal opens)
OBAB: WHAT THE?
(Storm comes out of the portal)
Storm: OBABland, MORE LIKE BELONGS IN THE TRASH!
OBAB: OOBIMINIONS, GET HIM.
Storm: SHOOT I'M OUT!
(Storm leaves)
OBAB: Well that takes care of him.
(A pipe appears)
OBAB: What is this Super Mario Bros, Wait a minute there's a note, It reads "Welcome to Planet SBC, jump in"
OBAB: Ok then?
(OBAB jumps in the pipe)
OBAB: So this is Planet SBC, COOL!

The End

 

[4EverGreen]

I'm sorry for skipping an episode in my re-run selections, but I would have had to edit TOO much and sacrifice too much story in order to get it to fit on one post, so I'm skipping to this one. /

I hope everyone's READY!!!! Because it's TIME for ANOTHER brand new episode of "Total Cartoon Action!!!!" It's going to be AWESOME!!!! / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we decided to mix up TWO different genres! The plot of a BASIC Don Bluth animated movie, and the Mock-umentary film. And thus, Mock-a-Doodle was born! Suzie Carmichael did a GREAT job of singing, but the REAL star of the episode was Marlene, who's brilliant intelligence, planning, and acting, helped carry the movie forward, and earned her immunity, which she shared with Norbert! On the OPPOSITE end of the acting spectrum, one contestant DIDN'T do so well; namely, a yellow sponge named SPONGEBOB!!!! In a case of misunderstanding, Spongebob decided that in order to ACT bitter, he had to BE bitter, and decided to RISK using his Abrasive Side again; major BAD idea, Spongebob! Even though Spongebob got RID of his Abrasive Side once and for all, it was too little, too late; Spongebob actually racked up NEGATIVE points for his performance, and had to say good-bye, having ACCIDENTALLY sabotaged his own chances for winning! Now there are only seven contestants left, and any ONE of them could win up to $7.7 million in cold, hard, American cash! And before the end of today's episode, not only will ONE of them be eliminated, they will also face the PERILS of a theme park, in a VERY dark comedy! We pushed this back once, but now we feel that we're ready! It's time for an event over 100 million years in the making, and I DON'T mean Power Rangers Dinothunder OR Power Rangers Dino Chargers! It's a JURASSIC event, today, on TOTAL Cartoon ACTION!!!! Steven Spielberg, eat your heart out!!!!" / "Welcome to Jurassic FARCE!!!!"

Instead of the usual show open, a fancy C.G.I. intro of a music video plays, with the contestants in a place called "Jurassic Place (For Legal Reasons)" trying to avoid a BUNCH of dinosaurs, while Weird Al Yankovic's song of "Jurassic Park," plays in the background. / "I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes, and before long, they were cloning DNA. Now I'm being chased by some irate Veloceraptors; well, believe me... this has been one lousy day. Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone shut the fence off in the rain. I admit it's kind of eerie, but this proves my chaos theory, and I don't think I'll be coming back again; Oh, no!!!! I cannot approve of this attraction, 'cause getting disemboweled always makes me kind of mad. A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawer, well, I suppose that proves... they're really not all bad. Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark, All the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone let T. Rex out of his pen. I'm afraid those things will harm me 'cause they sure don't act like Barney, and they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend. Oh, no!!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!! (Instrumental Solo) AHHH!!!! AAHH!!!! OHHH!!!! OHHH!!!! (Instrumental solo continues) Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild! What a crummy weekend this has been. Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket, think I'll tell them where to stick it, 'cause I'm never coming back this way again! Oh no... WOAH no!!!!" (Instrumental Finish) (ROAR!!!!!!!)" / After the different show open, Marlene is seen RELAXING in the private trailer for winners. Norbert is trying to relax as well, but he seems to be having trouble doing so! Marlene says: "Winning SURE does have it's advantages! A fully STOCKED fridge full of Pepsi, free, unlimited trips to the CHOCOLATE fountain, foot massages on demand, a nice, comfy WATER bed, sure beats the conditions in the REGULAR trailers! I got to WIN first place more often!" However, Norbert appears distracted and keeps looking around. Marlene says: "Come ON, Norbert!!!! I'm SHARING this reward with YOU!!!! The least you can do is TRY to enjoy it!!!!" Norbert says: "I can't, Marlene! I'm betraying Treeflower! Every moment I SPEND with you is another moment I spend HELPING make Treeflower be mad at you!" Marlene says: "She can't complain if she's not HERE!!!! Stop worrying like some over-imaginative drama queen!!!!" Norbert asks: "Have you even THOUGHT about what you are doing, THROUGH?!!! Once you push Treeflower's buttons, what THEN?!!! What do you plan on doing?!!!"

Marlene shrugs her shoulders and says: "Skipper told me not to THINK so much about the consequences of actions I'm doing, especially when I can't POSSIBLY know the OUTCOME to THEM!!!! It makes things a WHOLE lot less fun when you have to ACTUALLY consider SOMEBODY elses 'feelings!' Besides, it's hard NOT to push Treeflower's buttons, they're very pushable!!!!" Norbert asks: "Look, I just want to know ONE thing; why do you FEEL the need to antagonize somebody, if they feel bad about the way they've treated you? Treeflower feels SORRY for having been AWFUL to you, and for unintentionally irritating you with her C.I.T. talk! She said that she's going to get some counseling for that!" Marlene says: "And I'm very HAPPY for her! But come ON!!!! ME; antagonizing SOMEONE?!!! How is THAT even POSSIBLE?!!! I'm MARLENE!!!! I'm FAR too pretty, glamorous, AND smart to antagonize ANYBODY!!!! Besides, pretty people are NEVER the bad guys!!!!" Norbert asks: "Who told you THAT?!!!" Marlene answers: "Skipper, of course!!!!" Norbert sarcastically says: "Uh-huh, that's what I thought." Then Norbert seriously says: "Marlene, you NEED to KNOW what Treeflower went through after she got eliminated; she got a BRAIN tumor the size of a grapefruit, it developed because she was harboring so much HATRID and resentment AGAINST you!!!! It was REALLY painful for her, and she could've lost her LIFE because of it! Because of Wanda, she was ABLE to go to U.C.L.A. and get the help she so desperately needed! And I think her trip to U.C.L.A. and that brain tumor experience, is the only REASON that Treeflower has decided to FORGIVE you!!!! Do you HONESTLY want to be responsible for triggering Treeflower's anger issues AGAIN, and making her MAD at you again?!!! Don't you REMEMBER how much you HATED it when she DID hate you?!!!" Marlene gasps and says: "I'm sorry!!!! I didn't KNOW!!!! I didn't know she had to go to the hospital! I didn't know it had ANYTHING to do because of me! I was only TRYING to be funny!!!! I NEVER meant to be the BAD guy to her!!!!" Norbert says: "Than don't make ME feel like I'm being a bad guy to Treeflower!" Marlene says: "I'm NOT!!!! I honestly thought you'd enjoy hanging out with me!" Norbert says: "Marlene, don't take this the wrong way. You're a good girl, you really are, but my loyalties are with Treeflower. They always have been, they always will be. Do you want to know why?" Marlene answers: "Actually, yes. I'd like to know your take on this."

Norbert sighs and says: "I believe my presence HELPS Treeflower BE the woman she TRULY believes that she is; a good, generous, kind beaver. I love her when she IS like that, not when she acts crazy and cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs! That's why I don't feel comfortable betraying her. It's NOT you, it's me!" Marlene says: "I'm sorry, you should've told me sooner! I didn't want to put you into the middle like this, I really want to HELP you!!!!" Norbert says: "Technically speaking, you already are." Marlene asks: "How am I doing that?" Norbert answers: "Well, I've already told you on how I had to be the MOLE for this season due to my 'winning' of Loser's Redemption, but I don't WANT to be, and that's because part of being a mole involves lying, which I don't LIKE to do! And furthermore, I'm no GOOD at lying!" Marlene says: "Than it's a good thing you're in an alliance with me, because all you have to do is vote MY way, and that way, you're both DOING what Norbert wants, and you're helping the both of us get something WE want, money, fame, and all the luxuries that first prize accomodations can give us." Norbert says: "Look, I know that you THINK you're being NICE by wanting to share this reward thing with me, but from now on, I'm going to have to ask you to find somebody else." Marlene whimpers and says: "You mean, you DON'T like me?!!!" Norbert notices Marlene about to cry, and Norbert rushes over and tries to calm her down! Norbert says: "No, NO!!!! Of course not! I DO like you!!!! It's BECAUSE I like you that I don't want to BE with you!!!! It's...a complicated thing to explain!!!! Look, I'm STILL going to vote WITH you, I'm just saying that maybe, you spending so much time with me, may not be good for BOTH of our relationships with Treeflower! Just...try to look at it from my perspective! I WANT this to work!!!!" Marlene sighs and says: "I understand. You gotta do what YOU feel is right!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "It's a bad habit of mine, when it comes to other woman. I don't know what it is, maybe I get it from my mother, I do love her though. But whenever I SEE another woman who even looks REMOTELY like she even comes CLOSE to my intelligence and beauty, I feel the need to 1-up them! That's the WHOLE reason, I had a GRUDGE against Treeflower! I don't know why I even get the URGE to make other woman try to be competitive against me, that's not what a good girl does!!!! I guess once this season is over, I really got to schedule some counseling in, because I don't want to unintentionally be the bad guy around ANYBODY!!!!" / Norbert says: "Sometimes, being a friend requires you to do the hard, honest thing. It may not be the EASY thing to do, but it's the RIGHT thing to do! I had to do what I NEEDED to do! I know Marlene's intention isn't to BE malicious, sometimes we ALL do things that make OTHER people mad, that we don't intentionally MEAN to do out of malice, OR spite!!!!" Than an EPIPHANY hits Norbert!!!! Norbert exclaims: "That's IT!!!! That's WHY Daggett set me up with that Silver Sniz Award! I must have hurt his feelings!!!!" Than Norbert gets saddened and realizes the repercussion of this admission! Norbert sadly asks: "Why? Why do I feel the NEED to torment and ridicule my younger brother SO incessantly?! Yes, maybe he IS a little annoying, maybe he IS a little immature, maybe he even acts a little BRATTY sometime, but he's STILL my brother, and brother's shouldn't TREAT brothers the way I've treated Daggett! Maybe deep down, I felt like I was trying to toughen him up, make him a real beaver. As the older beaver brother, it's my responsibility to show Daggett the right and WRONG things to do in life! It's no WONDER Daggett harbors such resentment against me! The way I feel the need to just THOROUGHLY over-achieve in everything I do, it makes anything Daggett does look...lackluster. I guess I got to apologize to Daggett the next time I see him again." (End Confessional) In the former Network Noobs trailer, Dog and Craig are excited about their position in the game! Craig says: "It's so AWESOME, Dog!!!!" Dog says: "I know!!!!" Craig says: "We're in the FINAL seven!!!! We're one small step from one GIANT leap to winning $7.7 million!!!!"

Larry forlornly says: "It hasn't been decided yet, and what's the point, anyways?" Craig asks: "What's the problem, Larry? I thought you'd be HAPPY to make it this far. Besides, you outlasted Spongebob! I thought that's what you wanted!" Larry asks: "Craig; when have I EVER had a CLUE about what I wanted?! I thought I wanted Sandy; turns out, I didn't. I thought I wanted revenge; turns out, I didn't. I even thought I wanted to outlast Spongebob. But Spongebob accidentally sabotaging himself? I NEVER wanted to outlast Spongebob like THAT!!!!" Dog says: "Larry, you know it's NOT your fault! Nobody MADE him wear the Abrasive Side, he CHOSE to do that!" Larry says: "I just feel like I could've done something more. I know I didn't owe Sandy anything, but I had grown fond of having him around. I thought maybe, we could become friends once the season was over." Craig says: "You still can, Larry. It's NEVER too late to do the right thing. You've emotionally grown SO much this season! I know, I have, to. And you're not the only one who's been surprised, when it turns out that sometimes, the thing you THOUGHT you wanted, wasn't REALLY the thing you actually wanted!" Dog says: "I completely sympathize! I thought I wanted to be angry at my brother Cat forever, and never see him again. But at the end of the day, he's still my brother, and even after everything, I still love him! I miss him so much!! I've just GOT to win something for him!" Craig says: "Nobody said you had to win to prove anything! You've made it SO far this season, Cat SHOULD be proud!" Dog says: "I know what you're trying to say, but after making such a big deal about splitting up, I HAVE a drive to do something, in order to set things right. As his brother, I OWE Cat at least that much!" (Confessional)

Larry says: "Craig is right. We have grown a lot, emotionally this season. I mean, the current me is a WAY better lobster than the lobster I WAS at the beginning of this season, if that makes any sense! It's almost hard to believe I've come that far, until I remember everything that's happened. Sometimes you don't know where life is going to take you, until you get there! One thing's for sure; if I do win now, I feel a lot better winning as the lobster I am right now, than as the lobster I was when this season began, if that makes any sense!" / Craig says: "Winning would be incredible, but the most important thing for me is preserving the friendships I have, that I have made with the other contestants this season. I mean, this group of contestants for the final seven this season, may be the NICEST group of people to ever MAKE the final seven! Not one of us is a malicious antagonist! And as of right now, none of us have any malicious intentions toward anyone else! We're all just trying to do the right thing! And as long as you're being nice and honest about it, that's what really counts." / Dog sighs and says: "I'm honestly AMAZED that I've gotten as far as I have, I'm not sure HOW I have done it! I mean, in terms of my game strategy, it's been next to ZERO!!!! And alliances I've had? Breifly one with Stimpy until he quit, and I still have one with Larry. But I'm not sure how much longer that alliance is going to hold. Now that it's down to the final seven, the pickings for a contestant to eliminate are growing slim! I need to win a challenge if I want to keep myself in the game! I've come too far to give up now!" (End Confessional) In the former Boom Vets trailer, it's only Suzie and Rocko, as Marlene and Norbert are in the private trailer. Suzie says: "I can't believe that it's down to THREE of us, from season ONE!!!! Even with a full, additional season of experience, we only have me, you, and NORBERT!!!!" Rocko asks: "You don't count Marlene?" Suzie says: "She only BECAME a Boom Vet because of a team TRANSFER!!!!" Rocko says: "But she's proven to be loyal to us, that's got to count for something!" Suzie says: "It might have in the days when we still FUNCTIONED as a team, but we can't afford that luxury anymore! We're down to the Final Seven! Realistically, who do you think Marlene feels more comfortable with going into the Final Three? She's going to WANT to go up AGAINST contestants she can actually BEAT in a final three competition!" Rocko asks: "Why does your mind even GO there?!"

Suzie asks back: "How come YOURS, doesn't?!!!" Rocko answers: "My mind doesn't WORK that way; I REALLY think you're being paranoid for no good reason! We can put the old team labels away now. There's only seven of us, and the final challenges that remain are bound to be harder than the ones that came before it. Can we REALLY afford to NOT stick together, when we need each other the most?!" Suzie asks: "Why aren't you THINKING about ways to PROTECT yourself from elimination?!" Rocko answers: "It's only a game, and you're OBSESSING over it! Obsessing about something isn't going to HELP anything!" Suzie says: "We need to be UNITED together if any of us want a CHANCE of winning this season!" Rocko says: "If you truly WANT to improve your chances, think about the quality of your karma. Is it good? And if not, do something that will make it better. Karma's done me a lot of good this season, in case you haven't noticed." (Confessional) Suzie says: "Rocko IS right! Karma HAS done that Wallaby a whole lot of GOOD this season! And where does my Karma stand? Somewhere in the middle of a dry desert with a car tank completely OUT of gas and 50 miles away from the nearest service station! My Karma SUCKS compared to Rocko, and if I don't do something DRASTIC, I'm going to LOSE, BADLY!!!! The question is, what can I do to save myself?" / Rocko says: "I'm not going to pretend that I haven't strategized this season, because I have. But everything I've done, I've done because deep down, I knew it was the right thing to do. And assuming that one of my friends wants to get me out, isn't the right thing to DO right now. It's not good Karma for them, and it's DEFINITELY not good Karma for me! All I can do is be true to myself, and in the end, what will be, WILL be! It's all up to Karma now, and from what I've seen this season, Karma works in mysterious ways." (End Confessional) Suddenly, in the Private Trailer occupied by Norbert and Marlene, they notice some MYSTERIOUS ripples in the chocolate fountain, that aren't being MADE by the liquid chocolate!!!! Norbert says: "Remind me, Marlene, is noticing unusual ripples in the chocolate fountain a GOOD thing?!!!" Marlene nervously says: "Norbert; it's NEVER a GOOD thing!!!! We need to hustle OUT of here!!!!" So they get out of the private trailer in a FLASH, only to be STUNNED by what they see, the HUGE Reptar machine up and running again, thanks to General Barracuda!!!! Sniz slides DOWN Reptar just like Fred Flintstone, makes a perfect three point landing and says: "Welcome EVERYBODY!!!! Welcome to Jurassic Place!!!!"

The other contestants join Norbert and Marlene, and Dog asks: "What's Jurassic Place?" Sniz answers: "The setting for today's EXCITING challenge!!!!" Suzie sarcastically says: "And by 'exciting,' you mean 'painful' and quite possibly 'life-threatening!!!!'" Rocko asks: "Why do you say that?" Suzie answers: "Well, that sounds like something OTTO would say right about now, but since he's not here, I figured SOMEONE had to say it for him!" Sniz asks: "Well, what if I told you today's theme isn't what it LOOKS like?" Craig asks: "What is it SUPPOSED to look like? We're either in a dinosaur movie challenge made possible by time travel, an alternate parrallel universe challenge where dinosaurs never became extinct, or on an alien planet where dinosaurs STILL exist!" Sniz says: "Wrong! Wrong! And not even close! We're doing the DARK comedy MOVIE challenge!!!!" Marlene says: "The movie we're so OBVIOUSLY parodying wasn't a DARK comedy, it's more like an action thriller about good science, gone very, VERY, BAD!!!!" Sniz says: "First off, it's called artistic license. I can change the themes of any movie that we parody, in order to suit the challenges for each movie episode. Second, ANYTHING can be a comedy! After all, what IS a comedy, but tragedy plus time? All you need to do is wait long enough after a tragedy, and it could FEASIBLY be seen as a COMEDY!!!! Except the Holocaust, that will NEVER be funny, EVER!!!! Remember, making a genocide against other people is TOTALLY uncool!!!!" And the words: "What you PROBABLY already Know" appear on the screen! Norbert asks: "What was THAT all about?" Sniz says: "Something new we're trying; educational moments sporadically thrown in certain episodes, Fondue thought it might help a bit to show our audience the good morals we have in our episodes during this show. I'm seeing how it works out!" Norbert says: "All right, just curious!" Larry says: "No offense, but it's NOT going to be much of a challenge if we only have to avoid the ONE dinosaur!!!!" (Confessional) Larry face-palms himself and says: "As soon as I SAID that, I wished SO hard that I had UNSAID it; I forgot about the laws of IRONY!!!!" / Craig says: "I don't see why it was so HARD to believe that we COULD'VE been on an alien planet; so much WEIRDER has happened to us on this season alone!" / Suzie says: "I just want to state for the record, that I am SO missing Otto right now! He may be an immunity jinx, but at least with HIM around, he would tell it like it is!" / Marlene says: "My idol, Nicole Sullivan, auditioned for a part in Jurassic Park. And The Lost World, Jurassic Park II, AND Jurassic Park III! I haven't seen Jurassic World yet, but I'm PRETTY sure Nicole Sullivan didn't win a part in THAT movie, EITHER!!!!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Who said you were only going to be going up against ONE dinosaur? We have a whole STOCKLOAD of them, a dinosaur surplus supply, courtesy of Dragonball Z Kai!!!! The only anime series or TV series in the world that lets you see futuristic space vehicles and DINOSAURS together IN the same cartoon!!!!" Craig says: "The one dinosaur concept is starting to look pretty tame in comparison right now!" Sniz says: "Here's how today's challenge is going to work! You will be DUMPED into the center of Jurassic Place. There, you must FIND a way to get the electrical power back online! In doing so, you will limit the amount of vicious dinosaurs you encounter on your escape. As you escape, you will either have to avoid, or find a WAY to take down the dinosaurs that try to stop your escape. Points will be given for hurting carnivores, but NOT for hurting herbivores! Finally, you must get to the helicopters safely and securely, preferably in a timely fashion. Getting to the finish first will nab you more points, but it's the points you score over-all that will determine a winner. Therefore, merely finishing first will not guarantee that you will win immunity, but scoring the most points WILL! So I wish good luck to all seven of you; because, let's face it, you're ALL going to NEED it!!!!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "On a scale of challenge toughness from 1-10, with 10 being the hardest, I'd rank this challenge at about a 9. If I ace this challenge, it will PROVE to Skipper that I'm ready for prime time, and ready to handle the REALLY tough missions he and his penguin pals go on! I mean, I want a little more action in my life!" / Rocko says: "I could use all the karma I've earned up to THIS point to help keep me safe! So if you're watching Reggie, I sure would appreciate some extra karma from you. I promise to give it back once this challenge is over!" / Larry says: "This is where my alliance strategy will help pay off. With Craig and Dog around for extra protection, it will prevent any hungry dinosaurs from sneaking up on us. While keeping each other safe, we will ALL score points together, and keep each other protected from any savage attacks! It's time to determine a winner!" / Dog says: "Thankfully, I already have some knowledge about dinosaurs. After all, Rocko DID take me to the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado, so I know all about the shapes and structures of each dinosaur, and whether or not they're herbivores or carnivores! This could be my big chance to shine!" / Suzie says: "This has just GOT to be my big chance to shine! Since it seems like my back is up against the wall, and I have no one else I can turn to, it looks like I'll have to rely on myself to keep myself safe for another challenge! It's not going to be easy, but I've GOT to take any risk I can to get further in this game!" (End Confessional)

The Contestants are dropped into the center of a darkened control room, filled with computers and other electronic equipment. Miscellaneous weapons are also dropped in with them. From a loud-speaker, Sniz says: "These various weapons have different uses and different purposes. You will figure them out as you use them! It's first come, first serve!" And all of the contestants quickly grab whatever weapon looks best to them! Sniz says: "You have 44 hours to get off of this island. If none of you get off by that time, then technically, nobody will win the challenge, and nobody will be safe from elimination! Even though you have 44 hours, the magic of Hollywood will make it SEEM like only 44 minutes! Do with it what you will!" Norbert asks: "Aren't you going to supervise us like you ALWAYS do?!" Sniz answers: "Are you NUTS?!!! Those dinosaurs could KILL me!!!! Good luck, though!!!!" And the helicopter carrying Sniz zooms out of sight! Craig asks: "Now what do we do?" Marlene says: "First thing's first! We need to figure out where the main power source is located. Once we know where it is, we can turn the power back on, and make sure all systems are operational!" Larry picks up a set of blue-prints and says: "I seem to have found it! The power source is located in an underground bunker 400 yards to the south-west of here!" Rocko asks: "400 YARDS?!!! It might as well be 400 MILES!!!! Do you have ANY idea what Velociraptors will do to us?! All I know is, one dinosaur spat ACID in Wayne Knight's face; I don't want THAT to happen to me!" Marlene says: "Well, we certainly don't want to be AMBUSHED by any unwelcome dinosaurs when we make our escape from here!" Craig asks: "But who would be CRAZY enough to risk EVERYTHING, in order to help the rest of us?!" Rocko says: "One thing's for sure, it would sure give that someone a whole lot of good karma if they did it!" And this gives SUZIE an epiphany! (Confessional) Suzie says: "This kind of opportunity is too good to pass up! Yes, it's EXTREMELY risky, and EXTREMELY dangerous! But you can't expect to win $7.7 million without taking some risks! Besides, good karma would be very VALUABLE to me right now! I HAVE to risk it!" (End Confessional) Suzie cocks her weapon and says: "I volunteer, to go out to the bunker!" Marlene asks: "Really?!" Suzie says: "Well, somebody has to do it! I'm going to see if I can't get the power supply turned on! Now, I'm going to go. If I don't get back here in fifteen minutes, assume the worst and go on without me! The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few." Dog adds: "Or the one!" Suzie says: "We are going to get out of Jurassic Place, and preferably NOT die TRYING!!!!" And the other contestants cheer!!!! (Confessional)

Suzie nervously says: "Yes, I sure am doing a charitable thing! What am I THINKING?!!! I might as well be writing my own DEATH warrant, it would be a whole lot quicker and a lot less PAINFUL!!!!" / Dog says: "I really haven't been too concerned about Suzie's game before now, but she's a pretty decent contestant! With the right set of circumstances, she can be quite formidable! I just hope that she isn't doing something TOO stupid!!!!" / Marlene says: "Sure, I PROBABLY could've volunteered INSTEAD of Suzie, but I have this THING about avoiding death, me and PAIN do NOT mix; it would make me look VERY ugly, and you do NOT want to see me UGLY!!!! Because when I get UGLIED, BOY; do I get MAD!!!! And you do NOT want to see me MAD!!!!" / Norbert says: "I'm just glad that I wasn't volunteered for the job! Not just because I'm supposed to be the mole, but Treeflower would be VERY sad and lonely if something happened to me! But it won't be too much longer before this experience is over!" / Rocko says: "Karma is VERY useful, most of the time. But in a situation like this, Karma isn't SURE about what to do! After all, I would prefer it if I had some constructive time to think about this problem very carefully; it's not good for one to make rash decisions without thinking through them first!" / Craig says: "I just hope that Suzie comes back okay." (End Confessional) Suzie scans the perimeter of the field, but she can see NO signs of ANY dinosaur in her radius of vision!!!! Suzie says: "The coast is clear, so I guess I should make a...RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!" And Suzie starts SPRINTING as fast as she can ACROSS the field, only to get TACKLED down by a FAMILIAR enemy, Azula from "Avatar: The Last Airbender!" Suzie shouts: "You!!!!" Azula cruelly says: "Of COURSE it's me!!!! You and Marlene should've KILLED me when you HAD the CHANCE!!!! It will be the LAST mistake you EVER make!!!!" Than Azula hears a big ROARING from an Ankylosaurus coming from behind her, and she gets ANGRY at it!!!! Azula asks: "Do you want to take something up with me?! You better WAIT your turn!!!!" Suzie grits her teeth and says: "AZULA!!!! Don't ANTAGONIZE the HERBIVORE!!!! It's NOT worth it!!!!" But the Ankylosaurus roars again and Azula says: "Roar at ME?!!! I'll teach YOU manners!!!!" Suzie says: "Don't hit it, don't HIT IT; you'll just make it MAD!!!!" Azula says: "I'll show HIM mad!!!!" And Azula uses her fire-bending power against the Ankylosaurus; but because of it's tough armor hide, the fire just BOUNCES right off! And the Ankylosaurus roars AGAIN, only THIS time in PURE anger!!!! Azula can only weakly says: "WHOOPS!" Suzie screams: "Run for your LIFE!!!!"

And Suzie makes for the bunker as fast as she can, with both Azula and the Ankylosaurus right behind her; but about halfway to the bunker, Suzie is stopped by ANOTHER dinosaur, that looks about the size of a kangaroo! Surprisingly, the Ankylosaurus stops in its tracks to, and backs off! Azula asks: "Now what is THIS joker's deal?!" Suzie says: "Wait AZULA!!!! I think I RECOGNIZE this dinosaur!!!!" Azula asks: "What kind of a FREAK is it ANYWAYS?! What does it think it is, some starving hyena or BEAR? Go steal some PORRIDGE!!!!" Suzie warns and says: "I wouldn't get CLOSE to it, if I were YOU!!!!" Azula says: "I don't understand why the Ankylosaurus would back away, this dinosaur is so SMALL and piti--!" But Azula NEVER gets to finish her statement, because at that moment, the dinosaur opens up its FAN, and spits ACID in her face, blinding her and PARALYZING her! Panicking, Azula runs right back INTO the Ankylosaurus!!!! Angry, the Ankylosaurus charges forward, stomping on Azula and utterly crushing her body to death! The Ankylosaurus chases away the vicious acid spitter! Suzie says: "I tried to warn you!" And Suzie makes it the rest of the way TO the bunker without any other incident! Once she's just outside the bunker, Suzie says: "At least THAT part's done! Now I just need to go inside and turn the power on! Once I do, we can all PANIC a little less! I just hope that the power DOES turn on, because if it doesn't, then I'LL be the one PANICKING!!!!" /

(Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the other contestants (minus Suzie who has gone off to turn the power back on) are busy waiting, hoping that their hiding place is secure. Norbert says: "I HATE these kind of intense situations! It's like waiting for that inevitable moment when a hurricane is about to strike your town FULL force, and it's FAR too late for you to get AWAY from it!" Marlene says: "Not to mention that we're surrounded by a BUNCH of dinosaurs, who have dietary systems we know NOTHING about!" Larry says: "If Spongebob were still here, he'd probably make some fact about how SOME dinosaurs dietary systems have been thoroughly studied and scientists know with about a 95% accuracy, what most dinosaurs actually ate! I'm just guessing at the actual statistic number, though." Craig says: "Well, one thing is for sure! The longer we stay PUT on this island, the more likely that WE'RE going to become statistics ourselves!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "It NEVER ceases to amaze me about the amazingly BAD ideas some people can have! An AMUSEMENT park FILLED with blood-thirsty DINOSAURS?! And it's WHOLESOME family ENTERTAINMENT?!!! How BRAIN dead do you HAVE to be to believe THAT is a GOOD idea?!!! If I'm going to a theme park, I'm going to one where I'm...NOT, going to die by getting eaten by a dinosaur!!!!" / Craig says: "As far as I'm CONCERNED, you couldn't PAY me enough to go to a theme park like THIS! But since this is a challenge that we HAVE to get through regardless of the circumstances, we might as well try to get through it as soon as possible, and even FASTER!!!!" (End Confessional) Larry says: "I don't like this, Suzie's taking too LONG, much longer than she SHOULD'VE been, something must be really wrong!"

Marlene nervously says: "Do you THINK we need to assume the worst and try to escape without her?!" Rocko asks: "But what if that costs us points?! I KNOW this is just a challenge, we're probably NOT going to get killed, but Suzie is STILL in mortal danger! I'm NOT willing to get out of here WITHOUT her!" Norbert says: "But facing the wrath of any of the savage dinosaurs out there, would be EXTREMELY perilous!!!!" Dog raises one of his paws and says: "I'll go! I volunteer to rescue Suzie!" Craig asks: "Why you?" Dog says: "Because Rocko did a favor for me, he took me to the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado. I know all about dinosaurs because of that trip! Since he did a favor for me, I think it's only fair that I do a favor for someone else who needs it! The five of you should get a head start and get going! Suzie and I will catch up! My nose will lead us back to you! It's NEVER forgotten a scent, and it's not about to forget to help out someone in NEED!!!!" (Confessional) Dog says: "I admit it, I'm a little late in catching up to the strategizing department of this game show, but this is all about racking up karma. And Rocko has a good idea when it comes to karma. You do things for others because it is the right thing to do. Rocko once said that doing a favor for a friend is NEVER a waste of time, and I'm going to bank on karma being good for me, AND for Suzie!" / Larry says: "So it appears that Dog actually IS capable of strategizing! Let's see if his strategy is his good as his skills for digging are!" / Rocko says: "With people trying to rack up karma in order to tip the scales in their favor, it definitely proves to me, that I'm an influential player around here. I mean, if you've been in as many challenges as I have, you're bound to get a little influential. This karma business just might mean the difference between someone winning or losing." (End Confessional)

Dog rushes towards the underground bunker! A pterodactyl tries to pick him up, but Dog says: "Oh no, you DON'T!!!!" And with a burst of adrenaline, Dog gets a tight GRIP on the pterodactyl and THROWS it into a tree! Dog continues to run towards the underground bunker, only to notice a herd of velociraptors in a tight formation, coming closer to him! Dog says: "Didn't your parents ever teach you not to CROWD so close together?!!! And Dog BUMPS strongly into the closest velociraptor, and the dinosaur falls right into the REST of the velociraptor herd, and they ALL fall down with a thud! Finally, Dog makes it to right outside the underground bunker! Dog says: "So much for the warm-up! Now it's time for the main course!!!!" Dog rushes in, carefully looking up, down, and all around, so he doesn't get ambushed by a dinosaur! He walks forward a few more feet, when he SUDDENLY hears an unmistakable SCREAM!!!! Dog shouts: "SUZIE!!!! Is that YOU?!!!" Suzie cries: "Somebody HELP!!!!" Dog rushes toward the sound of her voice, only to SEE an Allosaurus, trying to gnash his TEETH at her, but Suzie is behind a set of bars in a cage, but the cage obviously won't hold for long!!!! Suzie says: "Do something! That dinosaur knocked my weapon away from me!!!!" Dog says: "Let me try MINE!!!!" Dog shoots his weapon, and a burst of electricity STUNS the beast!!!! Suzie says: "Brilliant!" Dog runs toward Suzie's weapon, and throws it towards her! Suzie says: "You must have got it!" But before Suzie can leave her cage, the Allosaurus shakes the electricity off, and starts MOVING towards DOG!!!! Dog nervously says: "I don't THINK so!" Suzie says: "Let's see what MINE can do!!!!" Suzie shoots HER weapon at the Allosaurus, but her weapons shoots off WATER!!!! Suzie says: "How is THIS useful?!" Dog says: "Wait! I've got an idea! Spray that weapon in the Allosaurus' mouth at full blast, and I'll shoot my electrical weapon, to!" Suzie asks: "What good will THAT do?!" Dog shouts: "Just do it!!!!" The Allosaurus roars, and Suzie SPRAYS her weapon in the dinosaur's MOUTH!!!! Dog says: "Got to time this just RIGHT!!!! And Dog shoots HIS weapon again, and sure enough the electricity CONNECTS with the water, providing a super EXPLOSIVE burst of light and HEAT, which COOKS the Allosaurus for good! Suzie asks: "I don't believe it! How did you KNOW that would work?!" Dog says: "Water is a good conductor of electricity. Now, all creatures HAVE some moisture inside them, but the more water they have stored in them, the more DAMAGING it is for lightning to strike them! Since merely hitting the Allosaurus from the outside wasn't enough, I figured that with enough water being shot into the Allosaurus, that combined with the electricity, it would cook up the Allosaurus for good!"

Suzie asks: "And you knew this all by yourself?!" Dog admits and says: "Not merely from studying dinosaur fossils, but from a lesson Cat told me about how NOT to mix electricity with water, Cat's sort of...hydrophobic when it comes to water." Suzie says: "Well I'm glad you learned SOMETHING from Cat!" Dog and Suzie turn towards the power generator and Dog says: "Let's get this thing turned on and get the HECK on OUT of here!!!!" And with great effort, the two of them both push UP the heavy switch!!!! / Out in the wilderness of the park, the other five contestants can see the lights of the fences turn on! Craig says: "The power's back on! Dog must have succeeded! Isn't that wonderful?" Larry answers: "It will only BE wonderful as SOON as we get out of this PARK!!!!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I would've been more celabratory, but because of the circumstances we were currently in, it just didn't feel like a good time to get excited. Besides, my alliance is down to only three. Me, Craig, and Dog. That old super-alliance of Stimpy's still has Marlene, Norbert, and Rocko in it. Even though Suzie could swing either way, the odds would be a whole lot better if one of my alliance could win this challenge! I want to win this, so that I can PROVE that I'm not just a good competitor, but I AM a good guy who DOES deserve a chance to win! And if I can take Craig WITH me, that's only a BONUS from MY perspective!" (End Confessional) Rocko asks: "Does anybody know how FAR away the helicopters are?!" Marlene looks at a map of Jurassic Place, and answers: "10 miles to the northwest, as the bird flies!" Larry says: "Only problem, none of us ARE birds!" Craig says: "And even if we didn't STOP to sleep, rest, or eat, that STILL leaves us with only 42 hours to get to the helicopters, and how much distance can we cover by running?" Rocko says: "If we kept running non-stop, we could FEASIBLY cover two miles in an hour!" Larry says: "But that would take us FIVE hours to get there! Which wouldn't be TOO bad, except there are STILL dinosaurs out there! And I don't know about you, but I don't feel like getting caught out in the open!" Marlene looks around, and SPOTS an abandoned tour vehicle! Marlene says: "Maybe we don't HAVE to travel around in the open! Craig, what has your father taught you about mechanics?" Craig answers: "You mean General Barracuda? Quite a bit, I should have a working knowledge about how to operate the car!" Marlene says: "Good! You can make sure the car is a functionable, safe vehicle to drive! Norbert, go over to some of those Palm trees and chop some of them down into long, sturdy pieces that we can tie up!"

Norbert asks: "Why do you need me to do that?" Marlene answers: "Because if we have to go across a river, and there's no bridge, we have a raft that can get us across!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "That's Marlene for you! Always tries to stay at least one step ahead of any potential problem!" / Marlene says: "Even with a map of Jurassic Place, I couldn't be sure about its accuracy. I didn't know if we would encounter any rivers on our escape. Still, it's a lot better to HAVE a raft and not NEED it, than to NEED it and not HAVE it!" / Craig says: "At long last, I can put some of my training and education from my dad, to some practical, good use! I know my dad will be really PROUD once he sees what his son can do!!!!" (End Confessional) / Dog and Suzie finally catch up to the other contestants, and Marlene says: "There you are! We were worried about you!" Rocko asks: "What happened?" Suzie answers: "I...ran into an old 'friend.' And by friend, I mean an antagonist, namely Azula! She tried to have me killed, but because of an encounter with an Ankylosaurus, SHE'S now the one who's six feet under, and I DON'T mean the TV show!" Larry asks: "Is that what caused your delay?" Dog answers: "No, we had an encounter with an Allosaurus, a very VICIOUS carnivore of the Mesozoic era." Suzie says: "But thanks to Dog's quick thinking and ingenuity, we roasted that beast but GOOD!!!!" (Confessional) Larry says: "So Dog IS good at strategizing! Looks like he's more useful than I initially gave him credit for! I definitely feel more confidant about my chances now, but I'll still keep my guard up just to be on the safe side." / Dog says: "Helping Suzie out was definitely the jolt I needed to energize my chances. My biggest goal now is to make my brother Cat proud! I'm sure once he sees the evidence on how selfless I am to my friends, he will SURELY see just how good of a brother I can be! I WANT to be the brother I think I am, and the kind of brother that Cat deserves!" / Suzie pants and says: "Facing up against Azula AND an Allosaurus BOTH in the same day?! I wouldn't PUT myself through such EXCRUCIATING hardships, EXCEPT for the fact that it's for potentially up to $7.7 million! This is no time for me to lose my NERVE yet! I'm almost to the final five, I'm ALMOST to the final five!!!!" / Rocko says: "Suzie is CLEARLY nervous. And if I'm not mistaken, somewhat paronoid. She's worried that someone is out to get her. Nervousness, I can CLEARLY understand. This isn't a normal situation. But Suzie is letting her fears run away with her! I'm starting to think that keeping Suzie around might not be such a good idea." (End Confessional)

Norbert says: "I have finished our raft; just in case we need one!" Craig says: "Our car is all revved up and ready to go!" Marlene says: "Than we've got about 40 hours and 44 minutes to get off the island!" Everybody gets into the car, and Suzie says: "Punch it!!!!" And Craig turns the keys in ignition, and they start driving! Norbert asks: "How fast can this car go?" Craig says: "If you're looking for a hot rod, look elsewhere. This car only has a maximum speed of 44 miles per hour!" Rocko asks: "Why?!" Craig answers: "This car is clean energy and fuel efficient! In order to ensure it's fuel efficiency rating, it can't achieve a greater speed than 44 miles per hour!" Larry says: "I don't know what everybody is worried about! 44 miles per hour is PLENTY fast enough to get to the helicopters in... (ROAR!!!!!!!!) ...time?" And everybody looks straight ahead as they see the unmistakable presence of a TYRANNOSAURUS Rex in their immediate vacinity!!!! Marlene URGENTLY whispers: "Nobody MAKE any SUDDEN movements! Carnivores are primarily smell or hearing oriented, but they DO recognize fast movements!" But Suzie starts to twitch and LOSE it, and she screams: "AHHH!!!!" She GRABS Marlene's gun, and Suzie screams: "I can't TAKE it ANYMORE!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! And Suzie SPRAYS bullets FULL into the Tyrannosaurus Rex like CRAZY, pumping it FULL of lead until it falls down, DEAD!!!! Craig can only gasp hollowly, while Larry says: "Woah!!!!" Rocko says: "Dark Comedy day, is a VERY dangerous day!!!!" Dog shouts: "What was THAT all about?!" Suzie shouts: "Like I'm REALLY going to allow a Tyrannosaurus Rex to eat us ALL for dinner?!!!" Dog says: "Suzie, it would be HIGHLY unlikely that a Tyrannosaurus would WANT to eat a human! Due to their size, T. Rex's are MOSTLY attracted to GIGANTIC herbivore DINOSAURS; they mostly ignore bite-sized dinosaurs and mammals. The time it would take to chase them wouldn't be worth the effort and energy, in terms of nutrition that the T. Rex might GAIN from the mammal!" Suzie says: "But we attacked an Allosaurus, and you didn't HAVE any problem with that!!!!" Dog says: "That was DIFFERENT!!!! Our lives were CLEARLY in DANGER from that beast, we HAD to protect ourselves! But YOU?!!! You attacked that T. Rex UNPROVOKED!!!! It didn't make a move against you, and yet, you shot it dead!!!!" Marlene says: "Just because an animal eats meat, that doesn't automatically means that it wants to make YOU it's dinner!!!!" Larry shakes his head and says: "You've messed up BIG time, Suzie! How can we POSSIBLY keep you around, NOW?!!!"

(Confessional) Suzie gasps and says: "What was I SUPPOSED to do?!!! Wait for the smoking gun?!!! Or, what I'm ASSUMING are the RED innards of a T. Rex?!!! If it LOOKS like a killer, WALKS like a killer, and ROARS like a killer; isn't THAT enough evidence to SUGGEST that it's GOING to kill?! And if NOT you, something ELSE innocent that doesn't deserve to BE killed!!!!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "I know Suzie was only thinking about protecting herself and probably us, but she had no right to SHOOT at that T. Rex first! You can't just assume that something is out to GET you!!!! That's a good way to make ENEMIES!!!! And you don't get far in life by making enemies. Sorry Suzie, you've grown just too risky to keep in the game any longer." (End Confessional) Marlene shouts: "Everybody just sit DOWN!!!! Larry, you make sure Suzie doesn't go all trigger happy again, Craig, you continue driving us to the helicopters, and unless you SEE a dinosaur that WANTS to attack us, nobody make ANY stupid moves! So unless it's an absolute EMERGENCY, the only thing I want to HEAR on our way to the helicopters is SILENCE!!!! Does everybody understand THAT?!!!!" And everybody else just nods their heads in agreement. Marlene says: "Good! Than we can move on, then!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Marlene sure is feisty! And can definitely put her foot down when it NEEDS to be put down! I will say ONE thing; it was REALLY awkward to continue the rest of that trip in silence!" / Marlene sighs in relief and says: "It was just a lot of pressure, the challenge I mean. I think it just really brought out the bad attributes of Suzie. Even though she's been an unspoken ally of mine for quite some time, I can't just ignore this sudden outburst. It's not good for the spirits of the other contestants. Using the time of silence, I was able to figure out who needed to leave the competition now. There was only one choice for me!" (End Confessional) / With precisely 40 hours to spare, the contestants finally drive up to the helicopters, Sniz is there waiting for them!!!! Sniz happily says: "You've arrived safely! I KNEW no dinosaurs would get to you!!!! Wanda, take us off this island!" Wanda says: "With pleasure!!!!" And she magically teleports them back into the safety of their Hollywood green screen room. Sniz says: "First of all, most of you were quite conservative in the amount of dinosaurs you took down, with one notable exception. Suzie, there is a time and place for enthusiasm; Jurassic Place was NOT it!!!!"

Suzie asks: "Are you saying that I had no RIGHT to be PARANOID?!!!" Sniz says: "I'm not saying that at ALL!!!!" Fondue says: "Although if I were him, I would DEFINITELY be implying it!!!!" Sniz says: "Attacking a T. Rex unprovoked? What did a T. Rex ever do to YOU, PERSONALLY? MAJOR points subtracted for that!!!! On the other hand, two contestants did very WELL handling that challenge! We actually have a TIE in total points! The two winners who get to enjoy a movie night reward, enjoying soda and popcorn, watching BOTH Jurassic Park and Jurassic Park III, are Dog AND Marlene!!!!" Dog says: "Hi-ho-diggety!!!!" Marlene says: "I've won another CHALLENGE!!!!" Sniz says: "Since you have both won, you will BOTH be immune from tonight's vote-off. I cannot say the same for everybody else. Tonight, one more contestant will be voted off." (Confessional) Norbert says: "It's nice that my job of being a mole is being made quite easy. Lil and Stimpy both quit, Spongebob accidentally sabotaged himself. And today? Marlene has already told me who SHE'S going to be voting for! Although with the performance of the day, I'd probably vote WITH Marlene regardless! For once, tonight's vote-off is a no-brainer!" / Larry says: "It was definitely handy having Dog win. But thanks to Suzie; she's making tonight's vote-off very easy. This might be one of the RARE times, that I don't feel bad about voting somebody off." (End Confessional) The "Silver Sniz" Awards Theme triumphantly plays, and Fondue makes another dramatic drum roll intro!!!! Sniz comes out and says: "Thank you for that energizing introduction! You all know the drill! There are SEVEN contestants, but only SIX Silver Sniz's! You'll receive your Silver Sniz as soon as I call your name! Dog and Marlene have immunity; you cannot vote for them! Everybody else, is FAIR game!!!!" And the contestants all punch in their choices! Sniz receives the results, and says: "The votes are in, and the die has been cast. Here is who will get to stay; Marlene!!!! Dog! Rocko, Norbert! Craig!!!!" Larry and Suzie both look nervously, as there is only one Silver Sniz left, for only ONE of them!!!! Sniz says: "Final Silver Sniz Award? Who is it going to go to?!!!" And the music swells, as both of them look nervously, waiting for Sniz to announce the results! Finally, Sniz asks: "Larry?" Larry nervously answers: "Yes?" Sniz says: "This Silver Sniz...is, for YOU!!!!" Larry says: "YES!!!!" Suzie gasps in shock and says: "I don't understand! Why am I getting voted off?!" Rocko answers: "You're too paronoid for your own good! I think the challenges are starting to frazzle your nerves. That's not good for the rest of us!"

Marlene says: "I have an END game to think about, and I can no longer see you in it!" Dog says: "If it makes you feel any better, I didn't vote you off!" Suzie says: "At least not all of you sold me down the river!" Norbert says: "Maybe NEXT time, you WON'T attack without thinking!" Sniz says: "Suzie, the Limo of Losers awaits!" Rocko shouts: "Suzie!!!! Remember what I told you about karma! You DID do a good thing by turning the power back on! Maybe karma didn't GET you the money, but it might give you something ELSE that you NEED!!!!" Suzie shouts back: "Thank you, I will remember that!" And Suzie gets into the Limo of Losers, and it drives away! Sniz says: "And then there were six! Stay tuned for another episode filled with scenes of drama and comedy, but NOT dark comedy! This was PROBABLY a one time thing; PROBABLY!!!! Stay tuned for another episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / Episode Notes: Featured song in this episode, Weird Al Yankovic's "Jurassic Park." In addition the episode title and plot is a reference to the original "Jurassic Park." Azula from "Avatar: the Last Airbender" makes a guest appearance in this episode, only to be trampled to death by an Ankylosaurus. First challenge in which Dog has won solo immunity, and the second challenge in a row for which Marlene has won solo immunity. With Suzie Carmichael's elimination, all of the participants from "All Grown Up" have now been eliminated from "Total Cartoon Action," as well as all the human participants from "Total Cartoon Action" as well. Marlene is now the last female left remaining in the game. /

Personal Notes: Sometimes, all it takes to completely RUIN somebody's game is the factor of fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of what might happen to you, and fear of what could happen in the future. Suzie Carmichael's role this season, was to have a gritty determination for doing better this season than she did last season, and to NOT get derailed by a blindsided vote like she did against Otto Rocket in season one. In a bit of irony (just like many other things that have happened this season), Suzie ended up bringing about her OWN downfall; her paranoia ended up CAUSING her own demise, as her fear got to a point where it couldn't be ignored by everyone else anymore! So, in order to keep themselves safe, they had to eliminate Suzie Carmichael for their own safety. Now it's the Final Six! Who has a chance of winning the game now? / That's my episode idea for today! I'll see you next time!!!!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the second episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

 

S1E2: Storm's Plan

 

Bl4ze: SERIOUSLY!
Storm: BUT.
Bl4ze: BUT NOTHING YOU REALLY FAILED CLAIMING THE LAND BY OOBIMINIONS.
Storm: SORRY, HE IS JUST TO STRONG.
Bl4ze: To strong you say?
Storm: Yeah.
Bl4ze: Then we need a team.
???: I would love to join.
Bl4ze: Who said that?
???: You probably never heard of the name WhaleBlubber.
Bl4ze: WAIT! IS IT REALLY YOU!
(WhaleBlubber appears)
WhaleBlubber: YES IT'S ME, I'M THE ONE WHO TRIED TO TAKE PLANET SBC MANY YEARS AGO.
Bl4ze: WOAH! WELCOME ABOARD.
Storm: Hey Bl4ze.
Bl4ze: What now?
Storm: I know the best name for the Team.
Bl4ze: What is it?
Storm: The Land Takers.
Bl4ze: Hey, that's actually not bad.
WhaleBlubber: Good name.
Storm: And I got a plan.
Bl4ze: What is it?
Storm: let's take OBABla--
WhaleBlubber: And make a gun that can use forcefields and claim lands.
Storm: HEY, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
Bl4ze: Alright, this seems like an excellent but I will do it myself.
Storm: Beware Bl4ze, this is a risky challenge.
Bl4ze: Oh shut up already, I will be find.

The End

 

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[4EverGreen]

Another episode I can just post without having to edit it at all! Enjoy! / It's time for ANOTHER episode of "Total Cartoon Action!" / Sniz is in the monitor room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, it was time for the Dark Comedy movie!!!! Our contestants were made very tense, as they were dropped into the middle, of a dangerous theme park called, Jurassic Place. There, the contestants had to face off against, you guessed it, very VICIOUS dinosaurs! Despite this nervous situation, most of the contestants kept their nerves pretty well, except for Suzie! Not being able to handle the intensity of the challenge anymore, Suzie CLEARLY lost it, as she went BERSERK against a T. Rex, without even being provoked! MAJOR mistake, Suzie! Dog and Marlene won individual immunity, while Suzie Carmichael was voted out of the game. Now we are down to six; Craig Mammalton, Dog, Larry, Marlene, Norbert, and Rocko. And any one of them can win up to $7.7 million. These six have been through a LOT this season, so today, they'll have a chance to reflect, as we cross the Pacific Ocean, in order to do the Oriental Asian movie challenge. And before today is over, somebody is going to win a BIG reward, on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "Crouching Dog, Hidden Norbert"

Dog and Marlene are busy dancing in the private victory trailer, celebrating having BOTH won an immunity! Dog says: "It's SO awesome! We're in the final six!!!!" Marlene says: "I know! Isn't it great?!" Dog says: "It sure is, especially since YOU get unlimited trips to the Chocolate Fountain. I'm a canine, so chocolate and I...we don't mix." Marlene says: "I'm sorry, I forgot all about that." Dog says: "It's okay. We still have a fully stocked fridge of Pepsi I CAN drink!" Marlene says: "You know, the two of us haven't REALLY interacted ever since I got transferred to the Boom Vets way back early in this season." Dog asks: "Well, what of it?" Marlene says: "Well, I just remember you asking me for some advice, because you were troubled about Cat. I was just wondering, if you still were?" Dog answers: "It's strange. All the trouble I thought I had, maybe it wasn't with Cat after all. Maybe I was worried if Cat was maybe SORT of right about some of his criticisms." Marlene asks: "However do you mean?" Dog answers: "I'm not sure if you've noticed, but I haven't exactly been the best about thinking about others, or paying attention. I've mostly been concerned with enjoying myself and having fun. I never thought that was wrong, but maybe I was being a little...selfish." Marlene gasps and says: "YOU?! Selfish?!!! That's CRAZY talk!!!!"

Dog says: "It's not like I intentionally MEAN to be selfish; but whenever Cat would want to sit, stand, or relax still, I always HAD to move around!!!! I was...oblivious, to put it in a nice way, the way I would drag Cat everywhere, when we USED to be attached, and not think about how HE might have been getting hurt, or how HE wasn't enjoying what I was doing. I NEVER meant to be selfish to Cat, but now that I look back on it, I see how Cat was sort of right. I WAS a little selfish, and only thinking about what I wanted. Cat has needs to, needs that I wasn't respecting. I thought that if I left Cat, all my problems would go away. But I guess the truth of the matter is, I wasn't dealing with the real problem. The problem came from inside me. Cat needs to see that I've changed! I'm emotionally READY to be considerate of others wants and needs, especially Cat's! I'm not going to be the selfish Dog I used to be! I won't give up my independent life or body, but I want to go back, and set things right." Marlene says: "Well, admitting that you made some mistakes is a good start. My hatrid of Treeflower? That was a HUGE mistake! Treeflower got into a real mess, that I was unintentionally a cause of! I don't want to make mistakes like that! You know, we can STILL help each other!" Dog asks: "How?" Marlene says: "I'm thinking that someone who debuted on THIS season, should be the big winner! Don't get me wrong, Norbert and Rocko have helped contribute to our stories tremendously, but let's face the facts, their chances aren't as good as ours! How about YOU, me, and Larry, together in the Final Three?" Dog asks: "Do you REALLY mean it?!" Marlene answers: "With our forces combined, we'll make an UNBEATABLE combo!" Dog shouts: "Hi-Ho-DIGGETTY!!!!"

(Confessional) Dog sniffles and wipes a tear from his eye. Dog says: "This is the big moment I've been waiting for, my ticket to redemption! If Marlene is good to her word like I THINK she is, she's going to take me to the Final Three! All Larry and I have to do is win just a few more challenges, and we'll be there! Although, I do have to wonder, where does that leave Rocko and Craig? I guess I'll know for sure once we get there!" / Marlene says: "I'm thinking about this logically. Who do I have the best chance of BEATING in a Final Three? Sure, Larry has muscles and an alliance, but his performance this season has been rather...unpredictable! He's been negative, mixed, and positive. Not to mention, even though most of the Network Noobs ended up being a PART of his alliance, only Larry and two others still remain! That doesn't bode well for Larry's popularity. And Dog? He might be looking for redemption, but in terms of coming to PLAY the game, he's WAY late! I mean, RARELY, does it ever happen, that a contestant will start out slow and finish out strong! Meanwhile, I've been strong and strategical all the way! I'm the ONLY woman still left standing! I WILL have a spot in the Final Three, all I need to do is determine which spot I'll end up getting! Norbert's a mole; no WAY am I going to take a potential saboteur to the Final Three! Craig's a nice guy, and probably a JURY favorite! He'd have a lock on most of the votes! Ditto for Rocko, he's a season one contestant, and has racked up karma like CRAZY! But Larry and Dog? I feel VERY confidant in my chances against them! And it's not like second place and third place would be bad in themselves; everyone up to fifth place will get money. The only thing left to determine is, who gets what?" (End Confessional) In the former Network Noobs trailer, Craig and Larry are hugging each other! Craig says: "I still can't believe it, but we're here!" Larry says: "The Final Six!" Craig says: "Just a few challenges away from up to $7.7 million in cold hard cash!" Larry sighs and says: "SO much has changed since we started out! It wasn't too long ago, that I was a mean, bitter lobster, consumed by thoughts of revenge and wanting to get even against Sandy Cheeks. Taking my anger out against her...that was the BIGGEST mistake of my entire game play here!" Craig says: "You only did it because you KNEW how competitive Sandy Cheeks can get! Taking her out early was a brilliant move on your part!" Larry says: "But I co-opted you and most of my alliance to do it. That...wasn't noble of me."

Craig says: "Don't be so hard on yourself, you've changed! You've gotten so much better since than! Many people would be AMAZED by what you've gone through! I know I am!" Larry asks: "Do you think...I've got a good shot with the jury?" Craig says: "You've got the same chances as anybody else. At this point, you don't HAVE anything to lose. You can either be the hero, or the goat." Larry says: "Well, I sure don't want to be a goat. Craig, I'm not going to vote you off. But with the Final Six around here, I'm not sure that ANYTHING except winning challenges will guarantee your safety anymore. It's down to the wire, Craig. We're going to have to be extra careful, if we want to make it to the final three." Craig says: "It would be something if TWO contestants from Spongebob Squarepants made it all the way!" Larry says: "I hope THAT happens, I really WANT it to!" (Confessional) Larry says: "At this point, honesty is now more important than ever! Even though it was hard, Craig had to know the honest truth about the situation. The part about me NOT voting him off is TRUE! I will NOT betray him, not even to secure a place in the final three! He means too much to me! He may be a seal, but he's MY seal, and I WON'T betray him; not even for all the money in the world!" / Craig says: "I'll admit, things aren't as rosy as they COULD be! Still, things could be a whole lot WORSE! I STILL have Larry, and Dog is still on the table, TO! As long as we stick together, I don't think ANYTHING could come between us!!!!" (End Confessional) In the former Boom Vets trailer, Norbert seems miffed on being back in his regular quarters. Norbert says: "I didn't think coming back to REGULAR standards would BE so hard! Once you get the taste of private trailer immunity wins, it's hard to go back to the normal stuff. I can see why Marlene really enjoys it there!" Rocko says: "But YOU wanted this! You didn't want to betray Treeflower, so you set some ground rules with Marlene. Besides, I believe this is really the best way for the three of you to enjoy a healthy relationship together." Norbert says: "You know, the two of us are NOT in a good spot right now!" Rocko asks: "Why do you say that?" Norbert answers: "We're the LAST season one contestants left standing! And I've ALREADY been eliminated in this season ONCE; our chances are CLEARLY not good!" Rocko asks: "You're not going to get paranoid like Suzie did, are you?" Norbert answers: "No, I think I am BETTER than that! But we HAVE to stick together! It's our last chance! You know I'm a good guy, right?!" Rocko says: "I certainly think that you are." Norbert asks: "And you believe Karma will give us what we deserve?"

Rocko answers: "I don't know about deserving, but I DO believe Karma will give us what we NEED!" Norbert says: "Than what I need, is to make Treeflower PROUD of me!" (Confessional) Norbert sighs and says: "I'm a little...nervous. I've never MADE it this far in the competition before! Granted, I DID miss a good chunk of it, but I'm still here, all the same! The thing of it is, Fondue is really expecting me to be more cut-throat, and I don't know if I can muster that! These guys are my friends, and I have prinicples! And I'm not going to stoop to LYING or sabotage when that will cause me to lose the respect of my friends! I am Treeflower's BOYFRIEND first, a beaver SECOND, a good friend THIRD, a brother FOURTH...I guess being a mole would be a DISTANT fifth, but that does NOT compromise my principles!" / Rocko says: "This competition has been different from the last time, but somehow, I HAVE made it again, all the way to the final six again! Not a lot of contestants can say that they've done that! Statistically speaking, I'm in a good place right now. Although, I suppose it might only be the calm before the storm. Being from Austrailia, I know all too well how QUICKLY the weather can change! Even now, I sense that Marlene's loyalties to me are waning. She REALLY wants to win this game SO badly; but you can't expect that by stepping on some people, that they WON'T take it personally! Sandy, Treeflower, Angelica, Otto, Darwin, Zim, and Suzie, all know this from personal experience! Maybe SOME of the eliminations weren't personal, but I KNOW Marlene had a HAND in voting each one of them off! And that activity won't be quickly forgotten when it comes to the jury. That's why I've been really careful not to step on anybody on my way here. The question I have to ask myself is; who ELSE is Marlene willing to step on in order to get to where she wants to be? And will she be ready for the truth once she gets there? I suppose we'll only know, as we cross that bridge once we find it." (End Confessional) Suddenly, a LOUD Chinese gong is rung, as the sound echoes across the studio! Norbert says: "If anyone was sleeping before, they aren't NOW! That's a real waker upper!" Rocko says: "We better go out and investigate!" / Sniz is mystic, dressed up and looking like George Harrison, circa 1968, and playing a sitar. Marlene says: "WOW! I didn't know you could actually PLAY the sitar!" Sniz says: "My brother Fondue taught me, it's one of the cooler things he did! Wanda!!!!" Wanda appears and says: "Yes, Sniz?!" Sniz says: "I wish to return to my regular appearance now!" Wanda says: "You got it!" And Wanda poofs him back to normal!

Sniz says: "Welcome my friends, welcome to the final six! You have all journeyed far, but through trials and tribulations, you have surpassed 22 other contestants! Now, I know what you must be thinking; today is going to be another challenge where another one of you will see your journey come to an end. Well, you can rest easy; there IS no elimination today!!!!" Norbert asks: "Seriously?!!!" Sniz answers: "Today is all about reflection; we're doing the Asian Oriental movie challenge. It's the FINAL reward challenge episode, and it's a BIG one; first dibs at an all you can eat Chinese buffet!" Marlene says: "That's an awesome prize!!!!" Sniz says: "It certainly is! Today's challenge is simple; all you have to do is travel along the path of memories." Larry asks: "What's on it?" Sniz says: "Only what YOU have created through your past actions, and the present direction in which you are going." Craig asks: "What about the future?" Sniz answers: "THAT; will be determined once you meet the Master; Master Shifu! The wise, red panda from the Kung Fu Panda movies, and Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness! Master Shifu will be waiting in the cave of destiny at the end of the path. There, it will be determined the fortunes that await for each one of you." Larry asks: "He can't predict who wins WHAT; can he?!" Sniz says: "Rest assured, he will ONLY give a cryptic hint to each one of you. The thing of it is, he's not just going to give you a hint." Rocko asks: "What do we have to do?" Sniz says: "In order to get a hint, you must give up something of personal value in return. Whatever you decide to give him is up to you. Just remember; what you give Master Shifu will determine what kind of a hint you will get. Whoever gives Master Shifu the greatest thing of value, will win the reward! You must start preparing for your journey. It begins when the gentle swan flies across the lake; or in normal speak, 44 minutes!" / All the contestants go back to their own trailers. Marlene starts looking around for something of her's, and she says: "Something of value, something of value..." Rocko asks: "Marlene, are you...happy, to be competing against me?" Marlene answers: "Well, that depends. Do YOU feel happy to be competing with me?" Rocko answers: "Well, you are a pretty SMART, beautiful, and cunning contestant!" Marlene says: "That's TOTALLY not what I asked!" Rocko says: "Look; all I want to know is, can you tell me where I STAND with you?!" Marlene looks at him seriously and says: "I promise that I WON'T vote you off before Norbert!" Rocko says: "Than that means that with you, I'm safe...for NOW!!!!"

Rocko looks in his drawers and says: "One of my old shirts...it's definitely something of value!!!!" Marlene says: "I'm probably overthinking this! Maybe it doesn't HAVE to be of a MONETARY value; more like sentimental value!!!!" Marlene looks in the mirror and says: "My whiskers are PART of my identity, they REALLY bring out the beauty of my face...well, I guess parting with TWO of them wouldn't hurt...YEOWCH!!!!!" Rocko goes over to Marlene who's whimpering, as she has just QUICKLY ripped two whiskers OFF of her mouth/face area! Rocko asks: "Marlene!!!! Are you all right?!" Marlene whimpers: "I'm FINE; I'll be okay!" (Confessional) Marlene looks in the mirror of the Confessional, and she says: "Well, my beauty wasn't too badly affected! The things I do to get ahead in this game!" Rocko says: "Well, the important thing is, I got a straight answer from Marlene. She gave me a concrete answer, so that's what I'm going to hold her to." (End Confessional) Norbert picks up a plastic jar and says: "Something of value, huh? Well, a valuable thing to a beaver is his BEAVER musk scent! I should know, I'm a MASTER musker!!!! Parting with SOME of it should prove to Master Shifu that I'm not selfish!!!!" And using his beaver glands, Norbert unleashes his orange colored scent into the jar, and quickly puts a lid on it! Norbert says: "My dad would be SO proud of me!" / Craig is looking around and says: "Something of value, something of value..." Larry says: "I'm not sure what I'm going to give up! I can't give up YOU!" Craig says: "And I certainly can't give up you!" Dog sadly says: "I already gave up being attached to Cat; what more can I give?" Craig says: "Something that's a part of who you are. My whiskers; if there's anything that makes a seal a SEAL, it's their whiskers!!!!" Craig gets a jar, and opens it up! Larry asks: "What are you doing?" Craig says: "Parting ways with something that MEANS something to me!" And Craig shaves off his whiskers, and it goes into the jar! Dog asks: "Larry, are you thinking what I'M thinking?" Larry answers: "Somehow...I think I AM!" Dog says: "Than you know what we have to do." Larry sighs and says: "Well shorts, we've had a good run. But, it's time to shed the old me, and become a new lobster." And both Dog and Larry remove their clothes, for good!" / The contestants arrive at the start of the Path of Memories, each with their item of personal value. Sniz says: "I see you ALL decided to give up something of value, some more valuable than others!" Craig says: "It feels SO strange not having ANY whiskers on me!" Marlene says: "You should've done what I did, and only remove TWO of them!"

Sniz says: "This is a path of reflection, redemption, and acception! What the path will reflect to you, is ANYBODY'S guess! I will see you at the top!" And Sniz mysteriously vanishes in a puff of smoke. Rocko says: "I guess we just start walking then." / The contestants start walking on the path, and they begin to see scenes of the past challenges, as well as the contestants who got booted off in the previous episodes. Marlene says: "The Monster Movie Challenge!!!!" Larry says: "Hard to believe I used to be THAT narcissistic!" Craig says: "If you were, I really didn't notice!" Rocko says: "Maybe it's best that you didn't!" Marlene says: "My favorite part was when Stimpy used his cat claws to free the rest of us." Norbert says: "Don't forget the part where I became Muscular Beaver, and shorted Reptar out!" Marlene says: "We weren't even aware that General Barracuda was behind THAT one initially!" Dog says: "The Wilderness Survival Movie Challenge!!!!" Larry groans and says: "MAN!!!! What a MESS of a challenge THAT was!!!!" Marlene says: "Tell me about it! We REALLY got put through the rigors of a challenging movie challenge pretty early!" Dog says: "It was really challenging for me when you got transferred to the Boom Vets. None of us saw THAT happening!" Rocko says: "I know I certainly didn't!" Craig asks: "Why did we vote off Blue Arrow and Judy Funny anyways?" Larry says: "Unfortunately, I remember. They kept making out with each other." Dog says: "They really didn't have a story anyways." Norbert says: "The challenge where we actually set up a SCENE for a movie!" Marlene says: "That was the first challenge in which I was a Boom Vet!" Rocko says: "We weren't really sure how you were going to fit into our group, but you and Haggis turned out to be a great fit!" Larry says: "Wish I could say the same for Lil! Her acting skills...left a LOT to be desired!" Craig says: "It was PEARL'S idea to vote off Lil if she blew the acting challenge for us!" Dog says: "Once 'Marlon Hoek' yells into a microphone into your EARS; you don't forget about the pain too EASILY!!!!" Rocko says: "The Retro American Movie Challenge!!!!" Marlene, Norbert, and Larry all look uneasily at each other, and Marlene says: "WE...DON'T like to talk TOO much about that one!" Norbert says: "The less said about it, the better!" Larry says: "I don't want to relive that challenge!" Dog says: "Honestly, the only GOOD part about it was that Craig started making his friendship bracelets!" Craig says: "At least the episode didn't go to waste! It might have been hard, but it definitely pushed the story forward!" Rocko says: "The Video Game Movie Challenge!" Norbert says: "The beginning of my long hiatus."

Marlene says: "After that mess with Treeflower, I needed to do something to turn the game back in my favor!" Rocko says: "It was very fortunate that Angelica came BACK in the game and treated Treeflower much WORSE than YOU ever could!" Larry says: "Personally, I just as soon would've skipped OVER Angelica being in the game in the 1ST place!" Craig says: "We also got Ren as a result!" Larry says: "But we had to get rid of Rhonda! That girl; she didn't have what it takes to be a true contender on this show!" Norbert says: "The Cowboy Western Movie!" Marlene says: "A.K.A.; the kiss seen ROUND the world!!!!" Rocko says: "Personally, I don't see what all the fuss was about." Larry says: "It's not like I exactly HELPED it! I teased Ren, and goaded him into thinking about Stimpy. If I had known it would cause Stimpy and Lil so much grief, I never would've done it!" Marlene says: "Although speaking of, it brought Lil back!" Rocko says: "And I FINALLY experienced my long overdue growth spurt, and went on my walk-about!" Larry says: "For future reference, if someone goes on a walk-about, they shouldn't KICK somebody in the stomach!" Rocko says: "Sorry about that, you needed to KNOW about karma!" Craig says: "Well, Larry DID change after that! He confronted Sandy about what she did wrong!" Larry says: "But I NEVER expected that Sandy would AGREE to my bargain! I thought I WANTED her to throw the game, but I guess I secretly wanted to prove that she wouldn't go THROUGH with her bargain; that she WASN'T the girl she believed she was! But she proved me wrong! And it left me confused about just who I was, or why I was playing the game." Norbert says: "The Cowboy Western Movie definitely shaped a GOOD chunk of the game!" Marlene says: "Stimpy temporarily broke up with Ren." Dog says: "Ren was removed from the game for breaking the rules." Larry says: "And because of what Rocko did for Rancid, he quit the game!" Rocko says: "I believe deep down, I was making Rancid be a better rabbit!" Norbert says: "The Las Vegas Movie Challenge, I made a cameo!" Marlene asks: "We're not doing the Performance Reviews?" Norbert says: "Only if they actually PERTAIN to the bigger story going on!" Rocko says: "I'll say one thing, I sure wish Sandy didn't kick me!" Larry says: "I honestly wasn't expecting her to do that!" Marlene says: "We were ALL thrown for a loop when that happened! That was the first challenge the Boom Vets genuinely LOST! Sandy was the only logical choice at the time!" Norbert says: "The Alfred Hitchcock movie challenge!" Dog says: "OH!!!! I didn't realize it was THAT Alfred Hitchcock! I TOTALLY realize it now!"

Marlene says: "Another mess of a challenge for me!" Dog says: "And another challenge that put a dent in the Network Noobs' numbers!" Larry says: "All I know is, I NEVER told Skipper it was a good idea to break the rules by attacking Treeflower!" Marlene says: "He honestly thought he was helping me." Craig says: "Well, even things done with good intentions can become mistakes." Norbert says: "The Spanish Movie Challenge!" Marlene says: "That was the day I got VINDICATED!!!!" Norbert groans and says: "Do you HAVE to bring it up?!" Marlene says: "I'm sorry, I HAVE to! That was the day my frustration came to an end!" Rocko asks: "Because you eliminated it?" Marlene says: "You eliminated her, to!" Rocko says: "Only because she was bringing the rest of the team DOWN! We couldn't keep her around anymore!" Norbert says: "At least I got my Treeflower back...for a while." Dog says: "The first sci-fi action movie challenge!" Larry says: "I don't know why YOU'RE so excited, you WEREN'T in it, much!" Marlene says: "I know I was excited, I got to be a PRINCESS!!!!" Rocko says: "And I helped rescue you!" Larry says: "And I rescued the both of you!" Craig says: "Not to mention hitting General Barracuda RIGHT where it hurt the most!" Larry asks: "You're happy about that? He IS your dad!" Craig says: "Well I didn't KNOW it at the time!" Dog says: "Even I remember THAT!" Larry says: "It really surprised me when Patrick EXPOSED General Barracuda and quit the game!" Marlene says: "Little did we know of the TRUE evil that hid BEHIND General Barracuda!" Norbert says: "The Alien movie challenge!" Marlene says: "A.K.A.; our ode to what might be the greatest movie EVER made in 1986!" Larry says: "Honestly, that was NOT a good challenge for ANY of us!" Craig asks: "Why do you say that? You finally CHANGED and became the lobster you are now!" Marlene says: "Stimpy got a tail, two twin kids, and the love of BOTH Lil and Ren!" Dog says: "Not to mention General Barracuda on OUR side!" Craig says: "It just really SHOCKED me when General Barracuda revealed to Pearl, that HE was her biological father! And as it would soon be revealed, also mine!" Rocko says: "That episode was hard for me, mainly because of what Reggie was asking me to do. I didn't want to lie for her, but I love her. Her lie put me in a really tough spot that I didn't want to be in. I never wanted to ARGUE with Reggie over anything!" Marlene says: "The hard truth is, if you argue with someone, it doesn't necessarily mean that you don't care; it might actually mean that you DO care; and you certainly care about Reggie!"

Rocko says: "That's definitely true! That situation was hard, but we TOTALLY recovered from it!" Marlene says: "No thanks to the addition of Angelica on our team!" Larry says: "She was nothing but dead weight on the Network Noobs by that point!" Craig says: "That's pretty much true." Dog says: "Besides, she was the ONLY member of our team we were willing to SEND over to you!" Norbert says: "But you did get Invader Zim, so that definitely had to count for something!" Dog says: "The Costumed Hero Movie Challenge!" Marlene says: "The day we all became Power Rangers!" Larry says: "And did battle against Vexus, Trakeena, and a WHOLE lot of Nicktoons Villains!" Craig says: "General Barracuda was a real shining star. He was willing to go all the way against Trakeena!!!!" General Barracuda suddenly appears and says: "It was the only WAY, son! She was NEVER going to stop until she got what she wanted, even if it DESTROYED a million innocent lives!" Dog says: "She definitely DESTROYED Zim's life...or at least, his planet and his people!" Larry says: "He was definitely lucky to have Dib comfort him when he needed it." Marlene says: "Suddenly becoming the last of your species can make for an interesting choice of partner!" Rocko says: "Lil quit the game...again!" Craig says: "We probably just would've voted her off again anyways, if we had our choice like we were supposed to." Norbert says: "The SECOND Performance Review!" Marlene says: "You'll have to fill us in, we weren't there." Norbert says: "Right. Anyways, Aang revealed that he was going to get back on the show. Treeflower unfortunately came down with a brain tumor the size of a grapefruit!" Marlene says: "I'm REALLY sorry for indirectly causing that!" Norbert says: "At least she came out a changed beaver, but I didn't like the way Daggett was changing, he was becoming somewhat jerky to our guests. I didn't really like that. But I guess I was too hard on him, heaven knows I didn't mean to be. Maybe I overdid it on my scolding with him. It's a bad habit of mine. Whenever I feel the need to achieve, I always over-achieve. It's no wonder that Daggett resents me." Rocko says: "The Prison Movie Challenge!" Marlene says: "A.K.A.; the CHAIN of AANG-er!!!!" Larry says: "Strictly speaking, it was MESOGOG who was angry, not Aang!" Dog says: "But we didn't know that at the time!" Craig says: "In either case, Aang was really mean and jerky to us!" Marlene says: "It would've been really bad to lose a challenge to Aang right off the bat!" Rocko says: "Even with ALL the numbers against him, it STILL couldn't get him off!" Norbert says: "Gerald got voted off by Aang!" Dog says: "Even so, I still wouldn't have seen Gerald getting to the team merge."

Craig says: "The caveman movie challenge." Marlene says: "Haggis was SO robbed by Aang!" Larry says: "Technically, ZIM was the one who built the car that ZAPPED Aang!" Norbert says: "And if Angelica wasn't so STUBBORN about wishing for stuff to happen to others, she wouldn't have CAUSED the irony to come true!" Marlene says: "The SECOND sci-fi action movie challenge!" Norbert says: "A.K.A., the AVATAR movie!" Rocko says: "But not the one that Aang WANTED!!!!" Craig says: "That was the episode Aang/Mesogog took out MY sister!" Larry says: "Agreed, Pearl didn't DESERVE to leave when she did!" Marlene says: "But it certainly SHOCKED me when Aang put an A shaped SCAR in Master Coelaceanth!!!!" Norbert says: "I bet Master Coelaceanth certainly wasn't expecting that!" Craig says: "The Extreme Sports Movie Challenge!" Marlene says: "It was SUPPOSED to be Aang's D-Day, the Day for his defeat." Larry says: "We couldn't afford it. I'm sorry, but I had a FEELING that it was going to BE a double elimination challenge! I had no way of knowing that I was going to be proven right!" Craig says: "But I DID get to serve Angelica a lesson in humiliation!" Rocko says: "And I was really good at SLOW motion boxing!" Dog says: "I'm sorry I tried to bite your glove. I should've NEVER listened to Aang and Zim!" Rocko says: "That's okay, I forgive you." Norbert says: "I thought for sure Reggie was going to leave that episode." Rocko says: "You're not the only one, and I was NERVOUS that she was going to get the boot after that P.D.A. thing!" Craig says: "I just want to state, for the record, that I didn't know the information was going to be THAT damaging to Reggie. Otherwise, I never would've watched it!" Marlene says: "But Reggie redeemed herself! She made her comeback moves right when they were needed the most!" Rocko says: "Because of that, both Angelica AND Otto got eliminated in the same episode!" Marlene says: "If Otto didn't get eliminated in THAT one, he would almost for SURE be an immunity risk to the REST of us!" Norbert says: "I believe that!" Craig says: "The Spy Movie Challenge!" Marlene says: "The day Stimpy helped EXPOSE Mesogog for possessing Aang!" Dog says: "And the day I gained a temporary partner in Stimpy!" Larry says: "With the revelation of Mesogog, I wasn't sure if we were going to get out of that situation alive." Norbert says: "Lucky for all of you, Aang managed to EXPEL Mesogog when he did!" Rocko says: "I set Mesogog up for the knock-out..." Marlene says: "And Lil 'Mad Dog Hoek' Deville FINISHED him by blowing him up into SMITHEREENS!!!!"

Larry says: "Aang quit the game because he was ashamed of the actions that Mesogog did in his body." Norbert says: "Just as well, anyways. He would've been WAY too hard to get out the normal way." Marlene says: "Lil Deville was brought back in so that she could replace Aang." Rocko asks: "The only reason I voted for Darwin, was because I couldn't vote off Reggie. Why did the rest of YOU vote for him?" Larry answers: "He wasn't willing to trust that Aang had regained control of himself. That was dangerous for my alliance." Marlene says: "He was out of his league by that point, anyways." Norbert says: "The Third Performance Review, and an ACTUAL episode!" Dog asks: "What happened in that one?" Norbert says: "Well, I got re-united with Marlene, and we played a fun game of Truth or Coconut!" Marlene says: "Let me guess, Daggett got hit in the head a BUNCH of times with coconuts every time he told a lie?!" Norbert says: "Yes, it was FUNNY!!!! But...it was kind of mean-spirited for me to laugh at his expense, that's probably why he set me up with that Silver Sniz." Rocko asks: "Why did the eliminated contestants vote off Reggie?" Norbert says: "I certainly didn't TELL them to; they all honestly thought that Reggie TOLD you to make the Confessional that YOU made on her behalf! We didn't learn until after Reggie had arrived that she didn't!" Marlene says: "And because you TECHNICALLY answered the last question, you won a chance to get back on the show!" Norbert says: "Actually, I did!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "I'm just glad that Marlene didn't mention the fact that I came in to be a mole for Sniz and Fondue; it's nice to know that she's still covering for me." / Marlene says: "The reason I'm still COVERING for Norbert, is because I want his jury vote for the Final Three. That way, by doing something nice for him, he's going to want to vote for me. Aren't I just the SMARTEST otter in the whole wide world?! I know I am!!!!" (End Confessional) Rocko says: "The superhero movie challenge!" Dog says: "We got to channel all our inner super-heroes!" Norbert says: "And I got BACK into the game!" Craig says: "In retrospect, Larry and I PROBABLY could've come up with some better costumes, names, and powers." Marlene says: "Luckily for YOU two, the rest of us were able to carry the slack!" Rocko says: "Zim was nothing but a distraction." Norbert says: "Agreed. He was in no shape to tackle the rest of the challenges with us." Dog says: "The Road Trip MOVIE Challenge!" Marlene says: "THAT...was a hard challenge for me." Rocko says: "I know what you mean." Craig says: "It wasn't exactly a picnic for me, either."

Dog says: "I got to go to the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado!" Rocko says: "Good thing I took you there, that ended up helping you out BIG time!" Norbert says: "That WICKED Master Coelaceanth showed his UGLY head again!" Marlene says: "That CREEP tried to make Stimpy be EVIL!!!!" Rocko says: "Thankfully, Stimpy didn't give INTO his sick, twisted little game!" Craig says: "My dad swooped in, right on time, in order to teach that evil fish a lesson!" Larry says: "But we weren't prepared for how intense the showdown was going to be." General Barracuda suddenly appears again and says: "That evil fish made me believe that it was MY fault Ambrosia got killed, and I believed him, because I felt guilty about not being there to protect her." Craig says: "But that evil fish made ONE fatal flaw in his plan, and it COST him dearly!" General Barracuda says: "When I found out HE was the one who killed Ambrosia, something inside of me SNAPPED!!!!" Dog says: "That fish was EVIL no matter what!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Exactly! Even so, I offered him ONE last chance to live, but he just kept PUSHING against me! I was left with no choice!" Norbert says: "Although if we WANT to get technical, it was Oonski the Great who TRULY finished him off!" Rocko says: "With the battle won, Lil and Stimpy felt that their work was done." Marlene sheds a tear and says: "They finally quit the game." Dog says: "Even I was saddened by that, and I hadn't KNOWN Stimpy for as long as you had!" Rocko says: "At least Stimpy gave the rest of us a fair chance to win this game." Norbert says: "The challenge where we combined genres!" Larry says: "The mock-umentary, and the plot of a Don Bluth animated film." Rocko says: "I will say this, Suzie SURE knows how to sing!" Marlene says: "But I was the one with the plan and the SMARTS to win the challenge!" Craig says: "Too bad we can't say the same for Spongebob." Norbert says: "That Abrasive Side of his is what DOOMED Spongebob!" Larry says: "If it wasn't for that, Spongebob wouldn't have racked up negative points! He probably could've STAYED at LEAST another challenge if it wasn't for that!" Craig says: "And in spite of that, he STILL wasn't upset about losing, and took it very gracefully." Larry says: "In that respect, he's definitely a better man than I would've been in THAT situation!" Marlene says: "Last but not least..." Norbert says: "The Dark Comedy Movie challenge!" Rocko says: "That Dark Comedy Movie really WAS dark!" Larry says: "I hope we NEVER have to encounter another dinosaur filled challenge again!" Craig says: "But Dog, you were certainly heroic!"

Dog asks: "Do you think I was?" Rocko answers: "Of course! You selflessly risked your life to save Suzie, protect her, and helped turn on the power! You were a TRUE hero in that episode!" Dog says: "You know, I truly WAS! I really rose to the occasion, didn't I?" Norbert says: "Too bad we can't say the same for Suzie." Rocko says: "So CLOSE to the Final Five..." Marlene says: "And so far away! She REALLY messed up when she attacked that T. Rex without provocation!" Larry says: "She was WAY too risky to keep around by THAT point!" Norbert says: "And with that, we have revealed how WE became the ones to arrive at the Final Six!" Sniz SUDDENLY appears in a puff of smoke at the end of the path and says: "Correct! The six of you have all made it here! Now, step into the cave of destiny, and see what the hand of fate draws for you!" / Master Shifu is seen meditating, as a bunch of herbal insence burns around him, filling the air with a distinct, soothing smell. Master Shifu says: "Welcome, travelers! I have been expecting you!" The contestants all notice six pedestals around the altar of which Master Shifu is sitting on, so they all choose a pedestal to sit on. Master Shifu says: "The six of you have traveled a long journey. And now, you wish to learn a secret of the future." Marlene says: "Well, YES!!!! That IS the reason why we TRAVELED all the way here!!!!" Rocko urgently says: "Show some respect! This is the Great Master Shifu you're talking to! He managed to teach Po how to become the Dragon Warrior, a feat which I'm guessing no OTHER Master could've accomplished!" Master Shifu says: "Indeed. Seeing the birth of the true Dragon Warrior, was a feat unlike any other I had accomplished up to that point. But the reason why you're here is NOT about me, it is about all of you! But before you are allowed a glimpse of the future, you must give up something of personal value. Have you brought something to me?" Rocko raises his hand and says: "Exscuse me sir, I'd like to go first. I brought one of my old shirts." Rocko hands over the shirt, and Master Shifu says: "A shirt that you've out-grown, and one you are willing to part with. I sense a lot of sentimental value attached to this shirt. Very well, we shall put it in the Pool of Revelation!!!!" Master Shifu tosses the shirt into the pool right below him, and Rocko sees a glimpse of himself, in neon color in a cloud of smoke! Master Shifu says: "The Pool speaks to you; Rocko. You have taken great care to stay true and loyal to your friends. You are a kind, compassionate soul. You are willing to give to others, who are less fortunate than yourself. You know what it means to have good karma."

Rocko asks: "Master Shifu, what is my Karma telling me?" Master Shifu says: "Merely to stay true to yourself. Whatever will be, WILL be!" And Rocko's vision ends! Marlene says: "I'm going next! I've GOT to get something good for this! I gave up two of my whiskers!" Master Shifu says: "It is not wise to automatically expect something good just because you gave up part of your identity. You are tempting fate, and tempting fate, is NEVER wise!" Marlene scoffs and says: "I don't care, just show me what I DESERVE to know!" Master Shifu sighs and says: "Very well." He takes the two whiskers, and drops them in the Pool of Revelation! Unlike Rocko's cool vision, Marlene BARELY gets a BADLY drawn scribble version of herself, in a white cloud! Master Shifu shudders and says: "Just as I thought; you are very VAIN and self-absorbed with your own beauty! You think too highly of yourself, and that you are BETTER than everyone else!" Marlene asks: "Aren't I? I'm the ONLY female left in the competiton!" Master Shifu says: "That proves nothing! You MAY be the only female, but despite having played a so-called, GOOD game, you have not taken into account the feelings of others!" Marlene asks: "What are you saying?!" Master Shifu says: "That unless you can learn how to TRULY be considerate of others, and CARE about the feelings of others, without thinking of yourself first, the path to a bright future will remain just a scribble to you." And Marlene's vision ends. Norbert gulps in nervousness, and says: "Master Shifu, I brought a jar of my scented Beaver musk. I know it might not seem much to you, but it's very valuable to beavers." Master Shifu says: "The type of object is indeed in the eye of the beholder; but it also reflects what is in one's heart. You never know what you will see, unless you take the risk." Norbert hands the jar over and he says: "Very well. I'm willing to take the risk." Master Shifu drops the whole jar with the scent in it into the Pool of Revelation, and another cloud of smoke appears, with Norbert in a neon color! Master Shifu says: "The pool speaks to EVERYONE! Norbert, you mean well, and certainly mean to be good! But meaning well and meaning to be good are not necessarily the same AS being good!" Norbert says: "I know! I've been mean to my brother, that wasn't right of me! I'm sorry; I'm going to apologize to my brother! Believe me, I CAN change!!!!" Master Shifu says: "The vision seems to have calmed down. It senses the honesty of your words. You have the scent of honesty and kindness, not the scent of a mole." Dog asks: "Why would he have the scent of a mole? He's a beaver!" Norbert nervously says: "It's probably just a metaphor!"

Craig says: "I guess I'll go next, I shaved off all my whiskers! I know what Marlene's results were, but I want to see for myself." Master Shifu says: "You are unlike Marlene. You see the good and kindness in almost everybody. You're very pure. I believe the results WILL be different for you!" And Master Shifu throws the bag filled with Craig's whiskers, into the Pool of Revelation! To Craig's surprise, he ALSO gets a cloud of smoke, and he sees himself in a neon color! Master Shifu says: "You are a warm, caring, loving person. Your heart is filled with generosity, and will be rewarded with what you deserve." Craig says: "Even if it isn't money, love is the reason I'm playing on this game!" And Craig's vision ends. Larry nervously hands his shorts over to Master Shifu. Larry says: "I know I probably have no right to be here. I...made a lot of mistakes early on in the game. I haven't been as good as I should, but I've been trying really hard to change. I want to become a better lobster, and a better man. I want to be someone that Craig can be PROUD to be seen with!" Master Shifu says: "Giving up your signature clothes, that is indeed a sign that you are READY to shed the image of your old self! Perhaps the Pool of Revelation will shed a little more light!" And Master Shifu throws Larry's shorts into the Pool, and Larry is SURPRISED to see a puff of SILVER smoke, and an image of himself quite clearly!!!!" Master Shifu says: "You have indeed traveled a long and hard game, you were very confused about your identity early on, but now your identity has become clear to you! Larry, you KNOW your path! Now, FOLLOW it where ever it may lead!!!!" Larry's vision ends, and Larry says: "I will, I promise I will!" Dog says: "And here's my object. These pants were the first thing I got when I separated from my brother Cat. But, these pants remind me of how I separated from Cat out of anger. I don't want to be angry anymore, and I don't want Cat to be angry with me, all I want is to earn his forgiveness." Master Shifu says: "Out of all the remaining contestants, you are the most humble. You make no attempt to hide your past mistakes, and you don't think highly of yourself. The Pool of Revelation will tell more!!!!" And Master Shifu THROWS Dog's pants into the Pool of Revelation, and what happens NEXT is AMAZING!!!! A small, glimmering ball of golden light rises up out of the pool, and gradually, it gets bigger, and BIGGER, and brighter, and BRIGHTER....until it BURSTS and spreads all apart like a firework!!!! Master Shifu gasps and says: "THAT...was more than I thought you'd get!!!!" Marlene says: "I don't get it! I didn't see anything but a ball of light!"

But apparently, Dog seems to have had an epiphany, and Dog says: "I didn't need to see anything else, I know what it is that waits for me. I know that whatever happens, my brother Cat WILL be proud of me, and will be GLAD to have me back!" Master Shifu says: "And that is why YOU passed the test!" Norbert says: "Wait a minute! Dog PASSED a test?!" Master Shifu says: "A reward challenge, this might have been, but the Pool of Revelations did give a hint for each of you; even if you don't realize what it is yet. But remember, you always make your OWN destiny! What you choose to do with your life is up to you! Sniz, I have taught these young grasshoppers all they need to know!" Sniz suddenly appears in a puff of smoke again, and says: "In that case, we shall take our leave!!!! WANDA!!!!" Wanda magically appears and says: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "You know the drill!" Wanda says: "Yes, sir!" And Wanda magically poofs Sniz and the contestants back into the cafeteria, where they are SURPRISED to see the Chinese Buffet waiting for everyone! Sniz says: "Well, you six have traveled a long journey, but one has won a BIG reward! Dog, you are the winner of the Oriental Asian movie challenge, and you get first dibs on the All You Can Eat Chinese Buffet." Dog says: "Well, it is a good reward, but I've learned something about myself. If you spend your life only thinking about yourself and your own needs, you're going to live a very lonely life. And I want a life where I can have friends, a life where I can help those less fortunate in need. Therefore, I'm going to let all of my friends eat before I do!" Master Shifu suddenly appears in a puff of smoke again and says: "And with that, you passed the FINAL test!" Norbert asks: "He was tested twice?!" Sniz says: "You see, this wasn't about who wanted to WIN the reward the most; it was about who was going to be the most generous to the others. The reason why Dog got the reward, was because of what Dog was willing to give up. And because of that, Dog was able to pass not just the first test, but the second test as well. All that remains are the FINAL tests, that wait for the contestants of the final six!" Dog says: "And I'm ready to face them! Whatever will be, will be." Rocko says: "Thank you, Dog. You've really matured since the first time you've got here." Dog says: "You helped show me what it's like to be kind and generous to others. I wouldn't have won the reward without your help." Craig says: "Larry, I think we both got a good vision. It doesn't matter WHERE we end up, as long as we get to be together once the show is over." Larry says: "I agree. Win or lose, I am the lobster that I want to be!"

Marlene however, isn't so happy about the circumstances. (Confessional) Marlene says: "What did I do WRONG?!!! Was I TOO conservative?! Did I not give up enough?! Okay, maybe I AM a little concerned about my beauty! Heaven knows, it's one of my trademark attributes! But I haven't been TOO careless about other people's feelings, have I?!!! I've never thought it a possibility before, but now I'm starting to think that it might actually BE possible that I COULD lose this thing if I'm not more careful!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Well, that wraps up another day and another episode challenge! Stay tuned next time; because in the next episode, one of the Final Six will experience their LAST challenge! Find out who it is on the next episode of TOTAL CARTOON ACTION!!!!" / Episode Notes: Reward Challenge, nobody gets voted off in this episode. A good portion of this episode is a flashback episode, as the contestants reflect on the journey that has gotten them to the final six. Dog wins the Reward Challenge in this episode, but he decides to let everybody else have first dibs at the Chinese Buffet. Dustin Hoffman has a guest appearance as Master Shifu in this episode. / Personal Notes: This was a good time to stop and personally reflect on the journey here. It was amazing to go back and see the many twists and turns that have led here. I am personally proud of myself in the fact that I didn't choose to go the easy route, and I decided to mostly AVOID making a straight-forward parody of "Total Drama Action," and instead try to make my thing be more original. I feel that I'm really improving as a writer because of that decision! And yes, those visions DO have a significance as to WHO will finish in WHAT spot in the Final Six! It will start being revealed, in the next episode! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the third episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

S1E3: Conehead Visits Planet SBC

(At Planet SBM)

Conehead: Wow it's just not the same without OBAB.
SpongeBob and Patrick: ikr.
President Squidward: Who cares.
SpongeBob and Patrick: That's not nice.
Cakecup: Guys he's at Planet SBC.
Conehead: WHAT!
SpongeBob and Patrick: AWESOME!
Cakecup: Take the pipe over there to Planet SBC
Conehead: Ok see you later.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Bye.
(Conehead and SpongeBob and Patrick jump in)
Vladimir King: WAIT FOR ME.
(Vladimir King jumps in)
President Squidward: Good riddance.
Cakecup: Rude, I'm telling ssj.
President Squidward: DONT YOU DARE.
(At Planet SBC)
hilaryfan80: Welcome to Planet SBC Conehead and VLK2007
OBAB: Hi guys.
Conehead: Hi OBAB.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Hi there.
VLK2007: WHY DID THEY BANNED YOU.
Conehead: VLK2007, he was trying to wreck Planet SBM.
OBAB: Yeah, sorry for all of that.
Conehead: So are you trying to changed your ways.
OBAB: Yep.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Cool!
Conehead: Great.
OBAB: (should I tell them my secret, nah probably later)

The End

 

 

 

[4EverGreen]

Here's another episode of Total Cartoon Action for you to enjoy, presented for the first time in uncut, and unedited glory! / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we paid tribute to the Oriental Asian movie challenge. It was a time to reflect, a time to reminisce, a time to look back on the journey of the final six, and how they got to become THE final six for the season. At the end of the path, waited Master Shifu. Although each contestant gave up a thing of value, some of the visions they received, were better than what OTHERS got! But the shining star of the episode was Dog! Despite winning first dibs at an all you can eat Chinese Buffet, Dog showed his emotional maturity, by allowing everyone else to eat first. Last time may have been a reward challenge, but today, we're back to playing the REAL game! We may be down to the Final Six, but it will soon become the Final Five, it's the third and FINAL sci-fi action movie challenge today on Total Cartoon Action!!!!" /

"Toons In Black!" / In the Reward Trailer, Dog is cuddling up with Marlene. Marlene says: "Thank you for letting me stay with you in this awesome trailer with you." Dog says: "It was the least I could do. It wouldn't have been any fun to sleep in this trailer alone. Besides, I felt bad for you. I mean, the rest of us got a cool, neat vision, but you didn't." Marlene sighs and says: "It's probably my fault. I was probably a little too conservative, I should've done what Craig did, and give up ALL my whiskers. Besides, what Master Shifu told me struck a nerve. Maybe I HAVE been a little too vain and self-centered!" Dog says: "I don't think of you as vain, OR self-centered!" Marlene says: "Well, Master Shifu must have a good reason for TELLING me, otherwise he wouldn't have said it! I think that the thing of it is, maybe I'm not as perfect as I thought I was. Or maybe the point is, that I'm not. And the thing I hate admitting is, I never WILL be perfect!" Dog says: "You only ever HAD one vote cast against you during this competition, and that was Treeflower!" Marlene says: "Well, it's not like I didn't GIVE Treeflower a good reason to put that vote against me, because I did! I REALLY antagonized her, that wasn't right of me!" Dog says: "Well, I think it's commendable that you're doing the right thing by not hanging out with Norbert. Even just a few episodes, you might not have done that! Just because you're not perfect, doesn't mean that you shouldn't try to learn from your mistakes, its all the more reason that you should!" Marlene has an epiphany and says: "You're right, Dog! It's not too late for me! Like Master Shifu said, I make my OWN destiny, and I CHOOSE to become a better otter! If you stay by my side, I believe I can accomplish GREAT things with you!" Dog says: "I sure would enjoy helping you do that, Marlene!"

Marlene says: "You want to know something funny, Dog?" Dog asks: "What is that?" Marlene says: "As hard as it is to believe, I think you've become even nicer and smarter WITHOUT your clothes!" Dog says: "I'm used to it. It's not like I wore clothes REGULARLY when I was still attached to Cat." Marlene says: "True." (Confessional) Marlene says: "One thing has become clear; I've played a good game strategically. But in doing so, I overlooked a KEY aspect of the game, the SOCIAL aspect! In a game show of this nature, it's just as important to set up real friendships, as it is for just the purposes of a game! I may have established some game alliances, but I feel sorely lacking in terms of true friendships, with a few key exceptions. I probably have Skipper's vote and Stimpy's vote for sure, that's TWO votes I can rely on, and as long as I don't do anything STUPID or over the top in these last few challenges, I can TOTALLY recover in terms of my social game! Marlene IS going to the Final Three!" / Dog says: "After Marlene got sent to the Boom Vets, I thought it very unlikely that I would ever get a chance to connect with her again. But she surprised me! We have BOTH made it to the Final Six! But I'll be honest, most of the reason I got here was luck! Most of the time, there was always someone more annoying, more over-the-top, more critical to get out! But now that it's the final six, choices are few and far in between, and I think Marlene realizes this! I certainly have! It's no longer enough to play a good game, the time has come to play a smart game! And I believe I'm doing the smart thing by sticking with Marlene! I know it's certainly the KIND thing to do, because I like being kind to others!" (End Confessional)

In the former Boom Vets trailer, Norbert is wincing because he is having a bad dream. Through the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see it! In it, General Barracuda is putting Norbert through BOOT Camp!!!! General Barracuda says: "Hike, HIKE!!!! Left, right! LEFT, RIGHT!!!! Up, down, UP, DOWN!!!! My grandmother can move faster than that, and she's DEAD!!!!" Finally Norbert is finished, and he's panting in exhaustion! Norbert moans and asks: "Why?! Why am I being punished like this?!" General Barracuda says: "You know perfectly well the reason WHY! For starters, you were unnecessarily mean and cruel to your brother Daggett! That WASN'T right of you!" Norbert says: "I'm going to apologize as soon as I see him! You know I'm good for my word!" General Barracuda asks: "And what about your word to Sniz and Fondue? You SAID you were going to be a MOLE for them, sabotage the other contestants! So far, the only thing YOU'VE done that's noteworthy, is vote the way that Marlene has WANTED you to vote!" Norbert asks: "Isn't that enough?" General Barracuda says: "Look! I'm not the one punishing you! It's your subconscious bothering you! The only reason your subconscious chose ME for this role, is because I am a form of torment and punishment that YOU can recognize! You want your subconscious to stop bothering you? Then you need to decide! Are you going to be a beaver? Or a mole?! I can't decide for you! This is YOUR choice! Choice! Choice! Choice..." And Norbert's dream ends as he wakes up! Norbert gasps and he says: "I can't DO this anymore! The truth MUST be known!"

Norbert wakes up Rocko and Norbert says: "Rocko, I have to let you know something!" Rocko asks: "What is it?" Norbert says: "Something important! You see, Sniz and Fondue wanted a MOLE to come onto this show; in order to drum up the ratings! They were VERY upset after Aang left. In the third Performance Review, they held a contest among the former contestants to see who would win it. And by complete accident, I won it! But the thing of it is, Sniz ordered me to do the job of the MOLE because I had won!" Rocko asks: "Why are you only telling me this now?!" Norbert answers: "Technically speaking, Marlene already knows; she figured it out! But in order to keep my status secret, she's making ME vote with her! But you know what? My subconscious can't STAND being a mole anymore! That's why I had to tell you; because I refuse to be a mole, on the grounds that it violates my principles!" Rocko says: "Well, is the ONLY thing you've done as a mole is to VOTE the way that Marlene has wanted you to vote?" Norbert honestly answers: "Yes." Rocko says: "Well, that isn't so bad. But this thing must be eating at you badly if you're willing to tell the truth about it." Norbert says: "It isn't just that, Rocko. I need to tell Daggett how sorry I am. I'm not sure if he's been watching. I know Treeflower would LIKE me to win a lot of money on her behalf, but I can't do it if I have to violate my principles! That's why I'm going to STOP this nonsense BEFORE it begins! I will NOT go down the black hole of evil!" Rocko pats Norbert on the back, and Rocko says: "Good for you, Norbert! Evil is a VERY slippery slope! Once you start going down, it's very HARD to pull yourself back up! And if you're not careful, you could wind up going past the point of no return; A.K.A., evil no matter WHAT!!!!" Norbert says: "I'm not going to let that happen!"

Rocko says: "But you have to remember, you HAVE to be the one in charge of the situation. Nobody else can make it happen except you! And Stimpy knows this! That's why Stimpy wasn't willing to be the one to finish off Master Coelaceanth; Stimpy STOPPED himself before he went too far!" Norbert says: "Than that's what I need to do! Rocko, I'm very glad you're in this game. You're NEVER one to be judgmental about others no matter WHAT they've done!" Rocko says: "Life is too short for me to be judgmental. Besides, Confucious once said something important; pass no judgment onto others lest YOU want to be judged!" Norbert says: "I'm glad I had this conversation with you!" (Confessional) Norbert says: "Honestly, you might not know how important that felt to get that off my chest! No more deceptions, no more lying, and no more dishonesty! I'm drawing a line in the sand, and I'm NOT going to cross it! And Sniz and Fondue? They can either take it, or LEAVE it!" / Rocko shakes his head and says: "I just can't believe that Marlene has been COVERING for Norbert! For how long? I'm not sure. But I'm not sure what to think of Marlene's reasoning for this. Maybe she thinks she is being nice by keeping a secret for Norbert. But now that Norbert's secret is going to be out in the open, that probably WON'T reflect to well on Marlene! And I wish I knew of something that could help her, but at this point, it's OUT of my hands!" (End Confessional) In the former Network Noobs trailer, Craig is looking at himself in a full-length mirror, and Larry walks by! Larry says: "WOAH!!!! I have NEVER seen anyone's whiskers grow back in as fast as yours! That is INCREDIBLE!" Craig says: "Honestly, I'm just as amazed as you are you! I've never SHAVED my face before, so this is somewhat of a surprise to me, to!"

Larry looks at himself in the mirror, and blushes when he remembers that his shorts are gone." Larry asks: "Do you...think any less of me; without clothes?" Craig asks: "Why would I do that? Isn't this who you really are? Strong, kind, considerate, and thoughtful of my needs? You don't need CLOTHES to make yourself be that! It comes on the INSIDE, that's what truly counts! Who wouldn't want to respect you for how far you've come? Besides, there ARE plenty of fish who don't WEAR clothes around Bikini Bottom!" Larry says: "You know, that IS actually a good point you have there!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I can always count on Craig to help put things in perspective for me. And when I first met him, I thought I was just getting an alliance member, but I got something far better than I ever would've hoped for! Here's to the two of us, and for letting NOTHING come between us when it comes to this game!" / Craig says: "I need to be honest. Larry wasn't the only guy here unsure of his identity when he got here. I was kind of unsure myself. One of the reasons I came onto this game show, was because I wanted to establish who I was, to create a niche for myself, and I think I've done a pretty good job. Of course, helping Larry out with his journey was only a BONUS from my perspective! Whatever the game feels like throwing at us, I am READY for it!" (End Confessional) Suddenly, a theremin begins PLAYING over the loud-speakers! Larry says: "THAT...isn't normal!" Craig says: "It's not even Nicktoons STANDARDS normal!" Larry says: "We need to go outside and investigate the source of this noise!" /

The contestants arrive outside, to see Sniz and Fondue wearing tin-foil hats! Sniz says: "The aliens are coming! The aliens ARE coming!!!! Just kidding!" And Sniz and Fondue BOTH take off their alien hats! Sniz says: "Of course, you ALL already know full well that there are aliens already here! What certain government officials DON'T want you to know, is just how many aliens are OUT there...or more accurately, how many aliens are ON here; Earth!!!!" Dog asks: "What's the set-up this time, Sniz?" Sniz answers: "It's the THIRD and final sci-fi action movie challenge of the season! Have you ever heard stories about people dressed in suits, patrolling the cities of Earth; keeping humans and other animals SAFE from the knowledge of extra-terrestrial presence?!" Marlene says: "I do! But I don't think we're allowed to reference it by name!" Sniz says: "Not to worry, because Nickelodeon is forming it's OWN brand of extra-terrestrial protectors; the TOONS in Black!!!!" And Fondue hands Marlene, Norbert, and Craig black suits. Rocko asks: "What about the rest of us?" Sniz says: "You will be the alien refugees, in need of help and protection! You see, we have good intel, that one of the villains from Power Rangers, previously thought to have been destroyed long ago, is actually alive and well! Master Vile is still LARGE and in charge, and he's brought Scorpina with him! Your mission is to protect the alien refugees! First, you must destroy the Tenga Warriors WITHOUT shooting any of the aliens valuable eggs! Second, you must take down Scorpina! But be warned; she's learned a few new tricks during her long hibernation spell! Finally, you must take down Master Vile himself! Only the contestant who scores the MOST points will win immunity tonight, and I'm HOPING it's YOU, Norbert!!!!"

Norbert says: "I'm sorry to say, but I think you have your hopes misplaced!" Marlene asks: "Norbert? What are you SAYING?!!! It would be very GOOD for you to win this challenge and come with ME to the final FIVE!!!!" Norbert says: "It's pointless Marlene, Rocko already knows, I told him EVERYTHING!!!!" Dog asks: "Everything about what?" Norbert loudly says: "Sniz and Fondue here, wanted ME to be a sabotaging mole and try to RUTHLESSLY get you out of the competition; all because they were ANGRY about Aang quitting the game, and they wanted to hire a MOLE to drum up the ratings!!!!" Fondue gets MAD and YELLS: "I don't BELIEVE you!!!! We allow you the CHANCE to win a position BACK on our show, and THIS is HOW you REPAY us?!" Norbert says: "Technically speaking, I never WANTED to win a position back on this show; Daggett set me up, but only because I wasn't being a very nice beaver to him." Fondue yells: "Well, do you think it's NICE now that your secret is OUT in the open?! Why couldn't you just LIE about it?!!!" Norbert, in a sing-song voice says: "I TOLD you, I wasn't GOOD when it came to LYING!!!!" Fondue groans and says: "You can say THAT again! How are we SUPPOSED to get revenge against AANG now?!!!" Norbert says: "Things ALWAYS go wrong when revenge gets involved, they ALWAYS do!" Sniz says: "Fondue, I TOLD you it was a BAD idea to let DAGGETT decide who was going to be the mole, but NO!!!! You said, let's give DAGGETT what he wants! That will help us OUT!" Norbert says: "Sorry, but I'm not going to be the mole you want me to be! I have integrity and principles!" Sniz sighs and says: "Well, we're only a few challenges AWAY from the Final Three, so it's not like we really need a mole NOW, anyways! Fine, you can stay in the game and PLAY normally!"

Norbert says: "Fine! That's what I wanted in the first place anyways! I'm STILL going to get the $770,000 you promised me, right?" Sniz says: "Consider it your severance pay for being a mole!" Norbert fist pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! Being honest DOES pay off!" Sniz says: "But WE honestly have to take a commercial break! Stay tuned and see how our contestants fare against Master Vile, and ALL the evil obstacles he plans to throw at our contestants!" / (Commercial Break) / The contestants are walking through an empty construction site, carefully watching for any signs of danger! Norbert says: "This place gives me the CREEPS!" Marlene says: "I hear THAT!!!!" Larry walks past a corner and throws his fist, saying: "HUH!!!!" But he hits nothing. Craig says: "I've got a BAD feeling about this!" Suddenly, they all hear a noise, and they all stop in position! Marlene asks: "Can anybody see ANYTHING?" Larry says: "We need some light!" Rocko says: "I can take care of that! My glow-in the dark boomerangs should do the trick!" Rocko bends his boomerangs, and the glow a bright green, helping to illuminate the area. As they search for the Tenga Warriors, the tension is clearly palpable among the contestants. Dog asks: "Marlene, why didn't you tell us about Norbert?" Marlene answers: "I wasn't aware that I was obligated to." Rocko says: "You should've been! That was KNOWLEDGE we had the right to know to, earlier!" Marlene says: "Well, from what Fondue said, it was CLEARLY meant to be a secret to EVERYBODY! I just figured it out, first!" Larry asks: "Look, Marlene! If you want to stay in the game, you need to let us know right now; are you on our side or not?!" Marlene answers: "Of course I'm on your side! I was just TRYING to be NICE to Norbert! But since he no longer feels 'obligated' to be a mole, I no longer owe him anything!" And Norbert gulps in nervousness!

(Confessional) Norbert says: "Right about this point, Treeflower would be telling me; 'I TOLD you so," and Daggett would be laughing his head off! Well, if I get through this challenge, this is no way that I am EVER falling for Marlene's charms again!" / Marlene says: "I HAD to dump Norbert! What was I supposed to do? Stay on the sinking ship with him? I'm interested in my own game, and my momma didn't raise a fool. I'm getting off the S.S. Norbert while I STILL can! Besides, at the most, Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower are only THREE votes! That's not enough for me to worry about, so I can afford for Norbert to be expendable!" / Larry says: "It has become very apparent to me that I now have a very GOOD reason to stay in the game BESIDES Craig, winning, and my sense of honor! Marlene thinks she can just do whatever she wants and that she's going to win because of it! But I used to think like her, and I learned the truth the HARD way! When you think less of everyone else, you almost INEVITABLY always find yourself down on their level, and you are no match for a bunch of people that you probably antagonized on your way to the top! Marlene needs to see how the game is TRULY won! This is the type of incentive I NEED to win!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "The Tenga Warriors have GOT to be around here somewhere!" Larry says: "I'll use my LASER scanner!" And Larry wears a bright red visor over his eyes. Rocko says: "Talk to me, what have you got." Larry says: "The readings are all over the place! I don't know WHAT these purple freaks are made of, but I can't lock them down!" Rocko says: "All right then, everybody just stay alert!"

And only several feet behind them, a shadowy figure jumps into position! Larry points and says: "Over them!" Craig says: "Let's give it to them!" Everyone else says: "Right!" The Tenga Warriors start swarming around them, and Marlene starts punching one! Marlene says: "You guys make me sick, SICK, SICK!!!!" And she kicks one up to the ceiling, and it falls BACK on the ground with a thud! Rocko rolls through a flimsy wall, and finds two Tenga's coming up to him! Rocko performs a GREAT Wallaby leap backwards up to a higher floor, and Rocko says: "Later, thugs!" A Tenga Warrior tries to charge from behind him, but Rocko CATCHES it in time, punches him FOUR times in the stomach, than mightily kicks him against the WALL!!!! The Tenga Warrior EXPLODES in a puff of feathers! Marlene jumps down and fights some Tenga Warriors on the ground! With a mighty KICK, she sends one flying BACKWARDS, where it HITS a steel I-Beam, and breaks apart into a bunch of feathers! Marlene says: "The FEATHERS are REALLY starting to FLY!" Dog is wrestling against a Tenga Warrior, but it THROWS Dog against a column! Dog says: "So you want to PLAY that way? Try a TENNIS BALL!!!!" Dog throws what APPEARS to be an ordinary tennis ball to the Tenga Warrior, but it opens up to reveal an EXPLOSIVE device, REALLY stunning the Tenga Warrior! Dog gets behind it and asks: "Did you MISS me?!" And Dog pushes the Tenga Warrior down, and it EXPLODES into a puff of feathers upon hitting a sewer grating! Craig is surronded by a swarm of Tenga Warriors and he says: "Get a taste of my ALIEN whip!!!! Have a nice TRIP!!!! See you next FALL!!!!" And he sends ONE Tenga Warrior head over heels, and sends ANOTHER one tripping down the stairs!

Another Tenga Warrior tries to charge at Craig, and Craig says: "Bye-bye!" And he makes the whip shoot STRAIGHT forward, making the Tenga Warrior explode into a puff of feathers immediately! Craig says: "You just gotta LOVE this stuff!" Norbert is being attacked on two sides, with Tenga Warriors wielding 2X4's! Norbert asks: "What is THIS?! Pick on the BEAVER day?!" Larry asks: "Norbert! Could you use a claw?!" Norbert answers: "Thought had crossed my MIND!" Larry THROWS Norbert down a rope! Norbert grabs onto it, as Larry slides down it! As Norbert goes up, one Tenga Warrior tries to HIT Norbert, but it MISSES and instead hits the OTHER Tenga Warrior, making it EXPLODE into a puff of feathers! Larry says: "Elevator going UP; elevator going down! Talk about your ruffled feathers!" The contestants regroup back together, and Marlene says: "They may not be smart, but these guys are TOUGH!" Larry says: "Let's FINISH these purple parasites!" Marlene says: "You said it!" Rocko says: "Let's see what these glow in the dark alien boomerangs can TRULY do!" Rocko throws his boomerangs AROUND the Tenga Warriors, pushing them ALL into one tight spot, than the Alien Boomerangs fly up and cut RIGHT through a steel rope holding a HEAVY steel crate up! As the crate drops, the Tenga Warriors can only say: "Uh-oh!!!!" (CRUSH!!!!) And the remaining Tenga Warriors ALL explode into a puff of feathers, as Rocko gets his boomerangs back! Dog says: "Well done, ROCKO!!!!" Rocko says: "So much for the warm-up exercise! Time to find Scorpina!!!!" Than who of ALL villains should arrive except Scorpina, who NOW sounds exactly like Lucy Liu?! Scorpina asks: "Did somebody call MY name?!" Marlene sarcastically says: "SOMEONE sure knows how to arrive ironically, right on CUE!!!!"

Scorpina asks: "What else would you expect from one of the toughest villains the Power Rangers have ever thought! You might think you know me pretty well, but I'm going to show YOU that you are no MATCH for me! What you see right now is just the BEAUTY!!!! But now, you're going to get the BEAST!!!!" And Scorpina MUTATES into a GIGANTIC, metallic SCORPION!!!! Larry says: "WOAH!!!! Bigger is BADDER!!!!" Craig says: "I guess Sniz wasn't KIDDING when he said Scorpina learned some new tricks!" Marlene says: "We need some heavy artillery! I'm calling in the BIG guns, A.K.A., the Toons In Black SQUAD cars!!!!" And by pushing a button on her wrist communicator, Marlene summons six brightly colored squad cars in, which the contestants all quickly get into! Larry says: "This is fancy!" Marlene says: "They're actually loaners from Power Rangers Time Force! But since both this challenge and THAT season revolve around sci-fi, Sniz is allowing it!" Rocko says: "Awesome! Let's take it to Scorpina!!!!" Dog says: "NICE stereo!!!!" But Scorpina starts SHOOTING at the cars! Craig says: "SCRAMBLE!!!!" And they all quickly fly off in different directions, making Scorpina momentarily confused! Meanwhile, Master Vile secretly arrives on the top of what LOOKS like the Giant Space Needle of Seattle! Master Vile says: "So THESE are the fools who managed to bring down Trakeena, CRUSH Vexus, decimate Mesogog, and even K.O. Master Coelaceanth! They do indeed seem to be formidable, but I see NOTHING that suggests they are strong enough to face ME! After all, they've NEVER dealt with an EVIL like ME before!!!!"

Rocko says: "I've got a disturbance in the eastern quadrant, I'm checking it out!" Rocko sees the giant Scorpina, and he says: "Did somebody call for an exterminator?! Time to take out the pest! Rockets AWAY!!!!" Rocko fires FOUR rockets, but Scorpina SEES them and manages to dodge just in time! Taking aim, she fires BACK at Rocko with laser blasts from her tail, and one HITS!!!! Rocko says: "An engine's been hit! I need to regroup!" Larry says: "Don't worry, I've got you covered!" Larry approaches Scorpina on the ground, and Larry says: "Let's see what THIS button does! And a strange, strong substance wraps AROUND Scorpina's neck! Larry says: "Yahoo!!!! I've roped a scorpion!" Scorpina FIRES at Larry, but Larry's tough squad car armor is unaffected! Larry says: "Bad MOVE, Sparky! You play with fire, you're going to get BURNED!!!!" Larry pushes a button, and electricity FLOWS through the substance, and HURTS Scorpina, but not enough to affect her, as she keeps SHOOTING at Larry! Larry says: "I need back-up!" Dog says: "I'm on my way, Larry! Just keep her tied up, I'll aim for her tail!" Larry says: "I'm losing her!" Dog pushes a button, and powerful CANINE jaws sprout out from his vehicle, and Dog GRABS onto Scorpina's tail, biting so tightly, she's unable to shoot lasers anymore! Desperate, she tries to shake Dog OFF!!!! Larry says: "Hang in there, DOG!" Dog says: "Believe me, I'm HANGING!!!!" Marlene says: "Guess who I've just spotted? Master Vile! I'll take him out!" Master Vile sarcastically says: "Oh, if it isn't the CUTE little Otter to the rescue?!" Marlene says: "One order of toasted MASTER coming up!" Master Vile says: "You think you can play with the BIG boys?!" And Master Vile shoots a POWERFUL energy laser that completely ENVELOPES Marlene's squad car!

Marlene says: "Master Vile has got me in some electric-magnetic grip-lock! I can't break free!" Rocko says: "Hang in there, Marlene!" Dog, still getting shaken around, says: "I'm getting AIRSICK up here!" Larry says: "My stabilizers have RUPTURED! I can't hold on much longer!!!!" Master Vile is laughing cruelly, and Marlene says: "I'm burning UP in here!" Craig says: "Marlene, use your THRUSTERS!!!!" Marlene says: "Right! Now which button?! WOAH!!!!" And with a powerful burst of energy, Marlene manages to break OUT of Master Vile's grip! Master Vile says: "Don't worry yourself, I'll deal with YOU later!" Finally, Dog manages to BREAK off Scorpina's tail, and purple OOZE gets sprayed EVERYWHERE!!!! Scorpina says: "That CAN'T be GOOD!!!!" Dog says: "You ooze, you lose!" Larry says: "I'm losing my grip! I can't hold on much longer!" Rocko says: "I am BACK in the game! Larry, disengage! I've got a clear shot!" Larry unleashes Scorpina, and Larry says: "She's all yours!" Rocko says: "All right, Scorpina, it's lights out for YOU! Rockets AWAY!!!!" And Rocko fires EIGHT missles, and they pack ENOUGH explosive punch to FINISH off Scorpina for good!" Larry says: "She's OUT of there!" Rocko says: "Target neutralized! Let's go after Master Vile!" Norbert arrives first and says: "Time to show you what I'm made of!" Norbert FIRES a mighty laser punch at Master Vile, but Master Vile is ABLE to magically hold it back! Norbert says: "He's TOO strong! I can't take him OUT!!!!" And Master Vile manages to REPEL the laser punch at Norbert, knocking his squad car back! Craig says: "Don't worry, Norbert! Help is here!" Rocko says: "Everyone surround him! Master Vile is going NOWHERE!!!!" Master Vile angrily says: "Look what you've DONE!!!! You DESTROYED my LOYAL general! Now I'm BEGINNING to get REALLY ANGRY!!!!"

And Master Vile uses his Magic staff to make himself grow as TALL as the Space Needle! Master Vile says: "I feel LARGE and IN charge!!!!" Rocko says: "I heard of growing pains, but this is a bit much!" Marlene says: "Somebody better call a plastic SURGEON!!!!" Master Vile says: "Better be careful you don't get a NEEDLE in your EYE!!!!" And Master Vile GRABS the Space Needle, and pulls it right OFF of it's concrete foundation, making for a make-shift weapon! Master Vile says: "Time for a LITTLE sword-play!!!!" And Master Vile CRUELLY steps right onto a rail-road track bridge, breaking it! Marlene says: "He destroyed part of the rail-road track!" Dog says: "We need to play HARD-Ball with this guy!" Larry says: "Let's combine squad cars!!!!" And five of the squad cars get together, in order to form one BIG massive car machine! Rocko says: "That rail-road track is in trouble! I'll complete docking sequence later!" Marlene says: "Okay! We'll take care of Master Vile!" And the Massive Squad Car machine is complete! Norbert says: "This is so rad! Whoever knew aliens had all this COOL stuff! Let's see what WEAPONS we have at our disposal!" Craig says: "Let's try this SWORD! That should even the odds!" And from the back of the machine, a sword pops up, and flies forward, and the giant squad car manages to grab it by the hilt! Master Vile says: "Shall we DANCE?!!!" While both factions begin their epic fight, Rocko RACES to get to the broken spot on the rail-road track in time, because there's a TRAIN heading south-bound right ON it! On the train, Sanjay and Craig from "Sanjay and Craig" are on it! Sanjay looks out through the window and says: "What in the world is THAT ahead?!" Craig shouts: "I think the track is broken!!!!" Sanjay says: "This is BAD!!!!" Rocko says: "I'm on it!"

As Rocko settles into position, Sanjay says: "Hang on TIGHT!!!!" Craig says: "I always do!!!!" Rocko's squad car manages to fill in the FULL length of the missing gap, and the train manages to SAFELY cross over it! Sanjay says: "That guy DID it!" Craig says: "We're SAFE!!!!" Rocko says: "Safe travels, now!" Meanwhile, the sword-fight continues, and with a MIGHTY clash, BOTH the giant sword AND the Space Needle break apart into pieces!!!! Marlene says: "I guess we just found out what happens when an unstoppable force meets an im-movable object!" Master Vile angrily says: "Break MY toys, will YOU?! I'll show YOU!!!!" And Master Vile shoots electricity from his magical staff AT the giant car squad vehicle! Marlene says: "Rocko, we could really use your HELP!!!!" Rocko says: "On it!!!! Turbo SPEED!!!!" And with a mighty BURST of light, Rocko's squad car manages to KNOCK Master Vile to the ground! Master Vile angrily says: "Did that MISERABLE little wallaby just TRY to KILL me?!!!" Rocko says: "That attack was NEVER meant to kill you; only to maim, or SERIOUSLY injure you!!!!" And Rocko combines his squad car with the giant car squad!!!! Rocko says: "Now, it's time to see the FULL power of this machine!" Craig says: "But we lost the sword!" Rocko says: "So, we'll just make another one! This time, let's try it with FIRE!!!!" Master Vile asks: "Do you honestly think ONE swipe with a sword will finish ME?!!!" Rocko says: "We're about to find out!!!! Let's cut this guy OUT of the picture!!!!" And with a mighty swing, the giant car squad vehicle WIELDS a flaming sword, and it CUTS right through Master Vile! Master Vile weakly says: "That...! Was MORE than I thought!!!!" And the giant Master Vile begins to break apart, as a blue light envelopes him!!!! But suddenly, the VOICE of Master vile echoes from beyond the sky!

Master Vile says: "It seems that your victories weren't entirely by luck. I was WISE to heed the warnings that Master Shen gave to me. You are all more cunning and capable than I gave you credit for. This is definitely something I wasn't prepared for. But don't think YOU'VE won today, you only BEAT my Phantom Shadow! When you fight the REAL me, it WON'T be so easy! What a WORTHLESS creation THAT was, I'll BANISH it to the GAP between DIMENSIONS!!!!" And Master Vile's Phantom Shadow disappears completely!!!! Dog says: "I can't believe it! That wasn't Master vile! It was just a phantom shadow!" Marlene says: "But at least he now knows that we are a force to be reckoned with, that's got to count for something!" From off-stage, Sniz shouts: "It sure is!!!!" And the contestants get out of their vehicles, and out of their suits. Sniz says: "You fought valiantly against the evil plot hatched by Master Vile! But today, victory can only go to won! And it is clear that through his valiant leadership, Rocko is the winner of today! He has a guaranteed slot in the Final Five!" Rocko says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "The same cannot be said for the rest of you. Another contestant will be LEAVING tonight!" Norbert says: "Actually, another contestant is leaving right NOW!!!!" Fondue asks: "Whatever do you mean?" Norbert says: "I've accomplished what I came here to do. Even though you wanted me to be here to be a mole, I had a much more important reason for being here. I wanted to actually FEEL like I've played the game this season, and accomplish something of value. Now that I have, I no longer need to be here. In other words, I quit!" Fondue asks: "Again with the QUITTING?! You've already QUIT as a mole, why do you need to quit as a contestant?!"

Norbert says: "Because I've got to go back and apologize to Norbert; I owe it to him to say it in person. Besides, I miss Treeflower. I want to be back with her. As for the five of you, I wish you nothing but the best of luck. You all deserve to be here! Sniz, I shall now take my leave!" And Sniz presents him with a briefcase. Sniz says: "And to show you that I am a host of his word, here's your severance pay of $770,000!!!! Feel free to do with it what you will!" Norbert says: "Thank you, Sniz! Treeflower is going to be really HAPPY when I show her this! Good-bye everybody!!!! I'll see you all at the finale!!!!" And Norbert gets into the Limo of Losers, and it drives away! Sniz says: "Well, another contestant has bitten the dust! Now we are DOWN to five! Craig, Dog, Larry, Marlene, and ROCKO!!!! They've perservered past 23 other contestants, and their journey is nearing to a close! What's amazing is, because of the prizes this season for the final five, they are ALL guaranteed at LEAST $3.3 million in cold hard cash, and can win up to $7.7 million in TOTAL!!!! Who will end up winning what?! Find out by tuning in for another episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / Episode Notes: Third and final sci-fi action movie challenge for this season. While the title and premise for this episode is taken from the hit film series, "Men In Black," the plot of this challenge was inspired by "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers: The Movie!" Lucy Liu guest stars as Scorpina in this episode, and Master Vile makes his first appearance on the "Total Cartoon" series. Rocko wins individual immunity for the first time this season. Norbert reveals his status as a mole to everybody, and quits! First AS a mole, than he quits as a contestant! He gets $770,000 in severance pay for his job as a mole. /

Personal Notes: I always wanted Norbert to come back and actually COMPETE in the game, I just felt that Norbert missed out on his potential this season, because I had to eliminate him early on. The reason I initially had Norbert eliminated, was because deep down, Norbert was a good guy. NOBODY was going to VOTE Norbert off, but also, Norbert couldn't be around Treeflower, because that would prevent Treeflower from acting out against Marlene, which I needed to HAVE happen for the purposes of my story! So I had to ENGINEER Norbert's first elimination, by having it be COMPLETELY out of his control! By consistently getting hurt, it FORCED Norbert out of the contest, and into his role as a co-host for my performance reviews! The reason I brought Norbert back into the competition was two-fold. I wanted to do MY own version of having Owen as a mole, but I wanted to do it better! Unlike Owen, Norbert had higher moral principles and integrity; he was not WILLING to go against him, even if it meant more money. Norbert also HAD to discover (like so many other contestants this season) that he DID have some faults, and some mistakes that he needed to fix! So Norbert did the only logical thing he could; he took matters into his own hands, and CHOSE to end his status as a mole, once again proving that no matter what, you ALWAYS have a choice when it comes to making a decision, and you can ALWAYS choose to do the right thing; Norbert is proof of that! Now there are only five, who is going to win? You'll find out, if you keep reading! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

This was a pretty OK episode.

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the fourth episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

S1E4: Bl4ze Denied

 

(At Bl4ze Dimension)

Bl4ze: YES! WE FINALLY GOT OBABLAND.
Storm: WHOO.
WhaleBlubber: Hey guys look.
Storm: Oh it's that dude.
Bl4ze: It's Yellowshadow.
WhaleBlubber: Who is that guy.
Bl4ze: Yellowshadow is the one who wrecked up Planet SBM not so long ago
Storm: So he basically got banished there for the same reason as the guy who has Oobiminions
Bl4ze: Yeah, But I'm going to ask him to join us.
(At Planet SBC)
Yellowshadow: Cool! A pipe, I wonder where it will take me.
(Yellowshadow jump in)
Storm: Hey Yellowshadow, remember me?
Yellowshadow: No way!
Bl4ze: Yes, Join us Yellowshadow and together we can take over Planet SBM and SBC.
Yellowshadow: NO!
Bl4ze: And why not?
Yellowshadow: I will never take over anything.
Bl4ze: WE WANT YOU TO JOIN US, NOW!
Yellowshadow: I'm going to summon my oogyminions right now.
Bl4ze: WHAT?
(Oggyminions appear)
Yellowshadow: OGGYMINIONS ATTACK!
Bl4ze: RUN!
Storm: WHY DO THESE SPAMMERS HAVE MINIONS.
WhaleBlubber: Use the forcefield.
Storm: Oh yeah.
(Storm turns on forcefield)
Yellowshadow: See you guys later I'm, going back to Planet SBC.
(Yellowshadow runs to the pipe)
Bl4ze: Quick, rush to the portal and get Yell--
(The Pipe disappears)
Bl4ze: DARN!
Storm: Now what?
Bl4ze: Don't worry, we'll get recruits that won't reject us.

The End

 

 

 

[4EverGreen]

For the first time, here is a full episode, presented unedited and uncut on one whole post! I hope you enjoy it! / Instead of the usual show open, a special intro is played as fancy C.G.I. words "Total Cartoon Action: Perforance Review" make a fancy appearance on-screen, and clips from the past six episodes are played! Norbert says: "Is this a private party, or can anybody join in?" Craig triumphantly says: "I'm ARBOR Seal!" Invader Zim says: "Give me ONE good reason as to why I should be voted OUT of here!" Marlene says: "I'm GLAD!!!! Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!!!!" Master Coelaceanth whispers: "I killed Craig's Mother!!!!" General Barracuda jumps up and shouts: "MURDERER!!!!" Lil and Stimpy simultaneously say: "WE quit!!!!" Sniz says: "Spongebob, you've accidentally SABOTAGED yourself!" Suzie asks: "What was I supposed to DO?! Wait for the smoking gun of what I ASSUME are the red innards of a Tyrannosaurus Rex?!" Master Shifu says: "That...was more than I expected!" Marlene says: "My momma didn't raise a fool; I HAD to get off the sinking ship of the S.S. Norbert!" Master Vile says: "When you fight the REAL me, it WON'T be so easy!!!!" / The clips from the past six episodes end, and the words "Total Cartoon Action: Performance Review" make a fancy C.G.I. exit off-screen! / "Performance Review 4: How Norbert Got His Groove Back."

The show opens up properly, with Treeflower and Daggett sitting on green couches! Treeflower says: "Welcome to the fourth and FINAL Performance Review for this season! I am your FABULOUS host, Treeflower Fields!" Daggett says: "And I'm very excited, because I am Daggett, getting to step out of the shadows of my OLDER brother!!!!" Treeflower asks: "Are you SURE about that?" Daggett asks: "Why wouldn't I be? I am going to be SO awesome hosting this WITHOUT him!" Ren, still taking care of Stimpy's kids, asks: "He doesn't KNOW, does he?" Daggett asks: "Know WHAT?!" Treeflower says: "OH, we'll let that be a SURPRISE to you!" Daggett says: "I LOVE surprises!" Treeflower says: "We'll see if you LOVE this one! We've got eliminated contestants to interview, and we are DOWN to the Final Five! But first, let's find out who we will be interviewing here!" Daggett says: "Reggie Rocket!" Treeflower says: "Invader Zim!" Daggett says: "Stimpy!" Treeflower says: "Spongebob!" Daggett says: "And Suzie Carmichael!" Treeflower says: "Technically speaking, Lil Deville ALSO got eliminated for the third and final time, but since she's already BEEN in the hot seat, we're going to let her take a break tonight." Lil is in the bleachers, and she says: "No sweat, Treeflower! I'm just CHILLING with Ren AND Stimpy's kids up here!" Daggett asks: "Wait a MINUTE!!!! Weren't there supposed SIX contestants for us to interview tonight?!" Treeflower says: "How very perceptive! That's PART of the surprise I've got set up! I'm guessing you didn't SEE the last episode!"

Daggett asks: "Should I have? I was BUSY doing prep work for this Performance Review!" Treeflower says: "It doesn't matter! YOU'LL find out soon enough!" Daggett asks: "Is this surprise about what we're calling THIS Performance Review segment?" Treeflower answers: "As a matter of fact, it is!" Helga says: "Boy, Daggett is going to be in for the SHOCK of his LIFE tonight!" Roger says: "You can say THAT again!" Helga says: "I could, but I won't!" Daggett says: "Anyways, it's TIME to meet our FIRST interviewed contestant, Reggie Rocket!!!!" And clips from Reggie Rocket's performance this season begin playing! Treeflower says: "She may have gotten eliminated DURING the last Performance Review, but we will finally get to hear her speak all about her performance on this show!" Daggett says: "She had a GREAT relationship with Rocko!" Treeflower says: "And a NOT so great relationship with everyone else!" Daggett says: "She fake-cried to win a hotel spa trip and then LIED about the fake-crying!" Treeflower says: "It could've TOTALLY devastated Reggie's performance, but with Rocko's support, she totally recovered from it, and even became Angelica's friend!" Otto adds: "Which is one MORE friend than Angelica PREVIOUSLY had!" Angelica, still wearing her puffed-out afro wig, says: "I've got TONS of friends!" Otto says: "Name THREE!" Angelica says: "Me, myself, and I!" Otto says: "Those TOTALLY don't count!" Reggie's clips end, and Daggett says: "And now, from Ocean Shores, California AND the show of Rocket Power, meet everyone's favorite surfing queen, Reggie Rocket!!!!" And Reggie walks out to unusually loud applause! Reggie says: "Wow! I didn't think my interview here would be viewed THAT positively!" And Reggie takes a seat next to Treeflower. As Reggie gets comfortable, Treeflower says: "It's nice to have you here, Reggie. Although, I'm pretty sure you would prefer it if you were still in the competition." Reggie sighs and says: "It's not like I can put my blame on most of the people HERE, even if most of them DID vote for me; I honsetly brought most of it upon myself!" Daggett says: "Tell us Reggie, how did it all happen?" Reggie says: "Well for starters, I was still angry over what Angelica did to me in season one. She sabotaged my surfboard and tried to frame Otto for doing it!" Otto says: "And that is only ONE of many reasons why I STILL am not interested in a relationship with YOU, Angelica!" Angry, Angelica says: "OOH, you better BELIEVE that I am going to find myself a boyfriend that is going to make you SO jealous!!!!" Otto sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!" Treeflower says: "Anyways, lets get back on subject here."

Reggie says: "Anyways, nobody was listening to my advice about trying to take Angelica out; it made me mad. I thought if I claimed that SPECIAL reward for myself, it would make me feel better. And that's where everything went all so terribly WRONG!!!!" Daggett says: "Which makes it a PERFECT time to reveal my LATEST, and GREATEST game of lie detection yet; the all new Truth or ELECTROCUTION!!!!" And a sequence of the statue of justice is seen, but it gets ZAPPED with electricity and completely disintegrates!!!! Treeflower looks in horror, at the Electric Chair being wheeled into the studio! Treeflower gasps in shock and yells: "What is THAT?!!!" Daggett excitedly says: "The best idea I've EVER come up with to drum in RATINGS!!!! We put our contestants INTO that chair, and for EVERY lie they tell, we zap them with 4,000 VOLTS of pure ELECTRICITY, baby!!!!" Treeflower gasps and says: "But that could KILL them!!!!" Daggett laughs deriseively and says: "If we're LUCKY!!!!" A handsome voice says: "STOP!!!!!!!!" And everyone STOPS what they're doing! In horror, Daggett says: "That VOICE!!!! I can't be HEARING that voice! Not here, not NOW!!!!" Treeflower smirks with SMUG satisfaction and says: "We WERE going to wait until near the end of the episode, but it's going to BURST like an alien if we don't reveal it now; the sixth and final contestant we're interviewing tonight, the star interviewer, and what our Performance Review is called, please welcome back NORBERT Foster Beaver for How Norbert Got His Groove Back!!!!" And Norbert WALKS on stage to THUNDEROUS applause! Norbert gasps in happiness and says: "You LIKE me, you REALLY like me!" Daggett screams: "I'm getting OUT of HERE!!!!" And Wanda appears to CHAIN Daggett into his couch! Treeflower says: "You're getting quick on the draw, Wanda! That's the fastest you've helped out, yet!" Wanda says: "Just doing my job!!!!" Daggett screams: "NO!!!! Let me GO!!!! He's going to KILL me!!!!" Aang says: "You should FEEL so lucky! I have to LIVE with the guilt of what I did when Mesogog possessed me!" Norbert sternly says: "Treeflower, I am NOT going to kill anybody!!!!" Treeflower gasps in shock and asks: "You're NOT?!!!" Daggett gasps in STUNNED delight and asks: "He's NOT?!!!" Norbert seriously answers: "No! Wanda, unchain him!" Wanda sighs and says: "Fine!!!!" And Wanda removes the chains from Daggett! Norbert sits on the couch directly across from Daggett, and looks him straight in the eyes. Norbert sighs and says: "Daggett, this is one of the hardest things I've EVER had to do, but I have come back to tell you something!" Daggett yells: "PLEASE don't SCREAM!!!!"

Norbert sighs and says: "I'm sorry." Everybody says: "WHAT?!!!!!!!" Norbert says: "Look, Daggett; I understand why you did what you did. The truth of the matter is, I wasn't a very nice beaver OR a very nice brother to you. I belittled you, I made fun of your low self-esteem, when I should've been trying to build up your self-esteem. We're always going to be brothers, nothing is going to change that. I guess somewhere along the way, I just lost sight of that. I shouldn't have let that happen. Daggett, I'm not a perfect brother, and I'm not a perfect beaver. But I want to make things right to you; and you deserve to be happy yourself! From now on, I promise to do my best to treat you with the respect and love that you DESERVE to be treated with!" Daggett gasps in sympathetic shock and asks: "You mean, you're not ANGRY for what I did to you?" Norbert confesses: "I am a LITTLE upset, but what you did, you only did because I drove you to do it. In a way, you did something incredibly hard for yourself." Daggett asks: "What did I do?" Norbert answers: "You stood up for yourself, Daggett. I was CLEARLY in the wrong, and that wasn't right of me. Granted, you probably could've HANDLED it a lot better, but standing up for yourself even if nobody else will, is one of the hardest skills a beaver or a brother can learn. And you learned it, without even needing my help or guidance to do it." Daggett says: "I guess I really DID, didn't I?!" Norbert says: "We shouldn't fight, not physically or out of spite. From now on, if we have ANY differences, we should verbalize them instead of trying to antagonize each other." Norbert opens up his arms and asks: "Big beaver hug?" Daggett runs up and says: "Big Beaver hug!!!!" And the two lovingly hug each other, as if they hadn't seen each other for a long time. Phoebe says: "That's so wonderful!" Chuckie says: "Too bad Kimmi isn't here, or I'd hug her right now!" Jimmy asks: "Where's Cindy Vortex when I NEED her?!" Reggie says: "That's really incredible!" The two beavers stop hugging, and Daggett says: "Reggie; due to my personal strong convictions, as well as Norbert's and Treeflower's, I'm going to have to decline letting YOU lose the machine!" Reggie sighs and says: "WHEW! Dodged a bullet!" Treeflower asks: "Just one final question, who are YOU rooting for, to win?!" Reggie says: "Obviously, Rocko! He's my main man! He's made it THIS far, I think he can make it all the way!" Daggett says: "As always, we appreciate your time and honesty." And Reggie takes a seat right next to Otto in the bleachers. Norbert asks: "Should I start interviewing?" Treeflower says: "Technically, we need to interview YOU, first!"

Daggett says: "And unfortunately, before we do, Fondue INSISTS that we HAVE to use the Truth or Electrocution Machine at LEAST once; he didn't PAY $4,440 for a genuine replica from Alcatraz Prison in order for us to NOT even use it! Thankfully, I know of ONE contestant NONE of you will mind that I use it on!" Norbert gasps in delight and asks: "You MEAN...?!!!" Daggett says: "That's right! From the NOW blown-up destroyed Irken home-world, and currently the last of his kind; he WAS an Invader, but now he's found a place to invade that he can truly call home! From the show of Invader Zim; it's the Irken, Zim!!!!" And clips of Zim's performance begins playing! Treeflower says: "He might have been a late arrival to the game." Daggett says: "But Zim arrived FASHIONABLY late!" Treeflower says: "It was SHOCKING enough for Zim to ADMIT he actually HAD feelings for Dib!" Daggett says: "But it was even MORE shocking when Trakeena blew up the WHOLE Irken home-world that Zim grew up on, and made Zim the LAST of his kind!" Treeflower says: "What's shocking, is that when Zim was down the hardest, it was none other than Dib himself who gave Zim the strength to keep on going." Daggett says: "He might not have HAD the greatest team-player skills." Treeflower says: "But he certainly DID his best to play on the team that he did!" And Zim's clips end! Daggett says: "And now, the time has come! Invader Zim, come on DOWN!!!!" And Zim flies in on his jet-pack, and zooms around the audience, before taking a seat next to Treeflower! Everyone can see that Zim has taken his "Human" guise. Zim says: "I'm here, and the PARTY is going to begin!" Daggett gasps in STUNNED shock and says: "EHHH; something's WRONG here! You sound EXACTLY like me!" Zim gasps in shock and says: "That is downright ABSURD!!!! If ANYTHING, you sound EXACTLY like ME!!!!" Suddenly, a robotic voice comes in and says: "Ai-yai-yai-yai-yai! You are BOTH so terribly wrong!" Bunny asks: "Are you kidding me?!!!" And Alpha V from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers" and "Power Rangers Zeo" comes on stage!!!! Alpha V says: "You are BOTH so wrong! I'm Alpha V; I have been around far LONGER than the BOTH of you; and if ANYTHING, you BOTH are just copying ME!!!!" Daggett asks: "How could we have POSSIBLY known that?! Power Rangers didn't even BELONG to Nickelodeon when you were first on the air!" Alpha V says: "That is irrelevant! I'm the original, and you can BOTH kiss my metal tucchis!" Norbert asks: "Just one question; how are YOU even HERE?! You disappeared after Power Rangers Turbo!"

Alpha V says: "Technically speaking, I was NEVER destroyed! Zordon was worried that the forces of evil might try to dismantle me when they were moving in to capture him, so for my own safety, he hid me in the safety of the Lost Galaxy until it would be safe for me to come back! When I saw Terra Venture 2 zooming through the Lost Galaxy, I knew the time had come for me to come back to Earth again!" Lil says: "MAN! Nickelodeon has a convenient exscuse for just about EVERYTHING!!!!" Treeflower says: "Anyways: "We're REALLY getting off topic! Zim, it must have been a HARD blow for you to see the Irken home-world blow up like that!" Daggett says: "Hold it! Before you answer, lets just put you into the Truth or Electrocution machine!" Treeflower asks: "Do you have to?" Daggett says: "If I DON'T do it, Fondue says that I'm NOT going to get paid!" Zim gets strapped in and says: "Don't worry! My parents, when they were still alive, tried to use electroshock therapy on me as a tiny Irken in order to make me a nicer alien; TOTALLY worked like a CHARM!!!!" Treeflower says: "All right, answer the question!" Zim says: "No way! Seeing all those Irken JERK-FACES blow up didn't bother me in the SLIGHTEST!!!!" And Zim gets ZAPPED with electrocution! Daggett asks: "Do you REALLY believe that you're as great as an Invader as you make yourself out to be?" Zim answers: "All the TIME!!!!" And Zim gets ZAPPED with electrocution! Treeflower asks: "Do you BELIEVE Dog is an ACTUAL contender for winning the $7.7 million?!" Zim incredulously answers: "HIM?!!! Not a CHANCE!!!!" And Zim gets zapped with electricity! Daggett says: "Man, this is WAY too easy! I think we've had ENOUGH fun with this!" Treeflower says: "Try to at least answer ONE question honestly; who are you rooting for to win?" Zim answers: "Out of all the contestants remaining? The only contestant I'd give MY vote to is Larry, he's the only contestant remaining who gets ANY respect from me!" And Zim doesn't get zapped with electricity! Norbert says: "How about that? I guess you CAN teach an old Invader new tricks!" Treeflower says: "We've got to take a break now, but don't go away, we'll be right back with more as we interview MY Norbert, Stimpy, Spongebob, AND Suzie! Stay tuned!!!!" (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials end, the show opens up back on Treeflower, Daggett, and Norbert. Treeflower says: "Welcome back to the Performance Review, where Norbert is now back with me, and is waiting for his turn to be interviewed!" Although Ren is taking care of Stimpy's kids, Ren says: "I'm sure Norbert will give a GREAT interview!" Lil says: "Of course he will! Norbert is just a TON of fun!!!!" Treeflower says: "Before we continue, you may have noticed that we got rid of the Truth or Electrocution Machine." Daggett says: "A certain lawyer named Johnathan, hired by Aang, pointed out that the damages incured in lawsuits over the misuse of such a machine would be WAY too expensive for our show to handle." Norbert says: "Luckily, the three of us all managed to come up with a successful replacement that we ALL agreed with!" Daggett says: "It's not painful, but it IS funny!" Treeflower says: "Our final game for the season, Truth or Pie!!!!" And a sequence of the statue of justice is seen, but it gets hit with a SPLAT by a Coconut Cream Pie! Everyone now sees the machine apparatus filled with Coconut Cream Pies. Jimmy Neutron says: "That's a cool looking machine!"

Phoebe asks: "How did you come up with such a device?" Treeflower answers: "We merely TWEAKED Norbert's old Truth or Coconut Machine a little, made it dish out pies instead of coconuts, and that's how we got this machine." Helga asks: "Where did you GET so many pies, anyways?" Treeflower says: "Remember how we HAD so many coconuts loaded into the Truth or Coconut machine? As it turns out, there were SO many left over, it was actually feasibly possible and financially responsible for us to SAVE the coconuts, make them into Coconut Cream Pies, and we have enough to splat ANYBODY willing to tell a lie!" Norbert says: "It might be humiliating, but at least its tasty!" Daggett says: "Let's get someone in here to interview!" Treeflower says: "Way ahead of you! It's time to interview one of the most LOVED characters to compete on this show, the winner of Total Cartoon Island, Stimpy J. Cat!" And clips of Stimpy's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing. Treeflower says: "In season one, Stimpy seemed like a LONG shot to win the whole game!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy over-came incredible odds and tough challenges, and NEVER gave up trying!" Treeflower says: "With hard work and perserverance, Stimpy outlasted 23 other contestants and took home the grand prize!" Daggett says: "Stimpy came onto season two, in order to prove that his win on season one wasn't just a fluke OR a stroke of luck!" Treeflower says: "Surprisingly, nobody expected Stimpy to last as long as he did; even Stimpy himself!" Daggett says: "In terms of strategy, Stimpy definitely picked up his game better in season two than he did in season one." Treeflower says: "Stimpy made alliances, and when he did, he made them count." Daggett says: "Alliances with Marlene, Rocko, Reggie, and even Dog, insured Stimpy would last long in the game."

Treeflower says: "But Stimpy's game was not without its hard challenges for Stimpy." Daggett says: "Stimpy was faced with an unsettling truth in season two; Ren was in love with him." Ren says: "And I still am!" Treeflower says: "Stimpy loved Ren in return, but because of his moral compass and the way he had been raised, led Stimpy to believe that loving Ren was wrong." Daggett says: "Needless to say, this put the relationship between Ren and Stimpy on the rocks." Treeflower says: "During the cowboy movie challenge, Ren couldn't stand the denial or the tension any longer, and planted a BIG kiss on Stimpy for the first time on this series!" Daggett says: "Ironically, that kiss might have sealed Ren's fate." Treeflower says: "And it almost sealed Stimpy's. Unable to continue the facade of his 'relationship' merely being a 'friendship' any longer, Stimpy felt that the only way to SAVE his relationship with Lil was to break up with Ren." Daggett says: "It was only until after that happened, that Stimpy learned the truth of the situation between himself and Lil." Treeflower says: "But the break-up was NOT permanent! During the first sci-fi action movie challenge, Ren Hoek was brought in as a guide for the challenge." Daggett says: "This brought up all of Stimpy's TRUE feelings for Ren up to the surface." Treeflower says: "When trapped in a garbage compactor, Stimpy confessed his TRUE feelings for Ren, TO Ren!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy was unaware that Lil had overheard the confession." Lil says: "I didn't mean to over-hear, I just did!" Treeflower says: "Everyone FINALLY learned the whole truth about the whole situation in the following episode, during the alien movie challenge."

Daggett says: "Stimpy had a bun in his oven, and we don't mean bread!" Treeflower says: "Thanks to the help of a concoction whipped up by General Barracuda, Stimpy found his life greatly changed, and for the better!" Daggett says: "Instead of having ONE kid named Stinky..." Treeflower says: "Stimpy now had TWO kids, named Stimpy Jr. and Ricky." Daggett says: "With D.N.A. FROM Ren, AND Stimpy!" Treeflower says: "Not to mention, a brand new bushy tail!" Daggett says: "Stimpy found out that honesty WAS the best policy. He told the truth to his parents, and they supported the unusual set-up between Ren, Stimpy, and Lil." Treeflower says: "Stimpy's story could've ended at that point, but instead, there was one great challenge Stimpy still needed to face, the unexpected return of Aang to the competition!" Aang says: "It FIGURES you would bring THIS up!" Daggett says: "Aang's return is probably the ONE thing that extended Stimpy's relevance to the story of season two, more than anything else." Treeflower says: "Unwilling to leave with Aang back in the game, Stimpy summoned all the resources he had at hand. Stimpy, Marlene, Reggie, Rocko, and General Barracuda all teamed up in a great super-alliance, and decided to take Aang head-on!" Daggett says: "But the truth turned out to be more shocking than any of them had suspected!" Treeflower says: "Stimpy was the one who deduced that Aang might not have been responsible for his actions, and that an outside force was corrupting his actions." Daggett says: "The only logical choice for an evil of this nature, was Mesogog!"

Treeflower says: "In order to prove this, Stimpy needed to set up an alliance/friendship/partnership with a male partner. Dog was chosen to fit that role." Daggett says: "Stimpy's gambit worked! Unable to contain himself any longer, Mesogog was EXPOSED to everyone, and Aang was FINALLY able to rid himself of the parasitic villain!" Treeflower says: "And Mesogog was subsequently destroyed by Lil Deville, who Stimpy was happy to have return to the game!" Daggett says: "But with Aang out of the picture, it wasn't long before Stimpy's game finally came to an end." Treeflower says: "A vision from Marlene revealed, that Lil would be one of two contestants leaving the game next, and the other contestant leaving had a name that started with an S." Daggett says: "But Stimpy, didn't know what to do with the information, until an outside source tried to STRIKE at the one thing Stimpy held more dear than any other!" Treeflower says: "In his MOST evil plot ever, Master Coelaceanth held Lil Deville hostage, and tried to FORCE Stimpy to become evil in order to save her! When that didn't work, Master Coelaceanth threatened the innocence of Stimpy's twin children!" Ren says: "That FIEND!!!!" Daggett says: "Blinded with rage and fury, Stimpy took OFF his gloves and SLASHED at Master Coelaceanth with his cat claws!" Treeflower says: "Master Coelaceanth thought he had Stimpy right where he wanted him!" Daggett says: "But Stimpy would not fall prey to Master Coelaceanth's tricks. He stopped, and refused to let himself fall prey to the pull of evil, proving once and forever, that Stimpy would ALWAYS be a good guy!" Treeflower says: "With his greatest scheme foiled, Master Coelaceanth FINALLY got his comeuppance thanks to General Barracuda and Oonski the Great! Soon, Master Coelaceanth was no more!"

Daggett says: "Feeling the safety and security of his fellow Nicktoon contestants were now safe, Stimpy felt like he and Lil could finally leave the competition, with the show and legacy of Nicktoons in good hands." And the clips of Stimpy ends. Treeflower says: "And now, a contestant who doesn't really need an introduction, but we're going to give him one anyways!" Daggett says: "Possibly the kindest and most generous of the Nicktoons characters, please welcome, Stimpy J. Cat!!!!" And Stimpy walks onstage, pulling with him a LARGE dinner tray filled with delicous looking foods for meals and desserts! Reggie says: "That's impressive!" Sandy asks: "Is it for a special occasion?" Stimpy says: "Hi everybody!!!!" The audience says: "Hi, Stimpy!!!!" Norbert runs up to Stimpy, and hugs him! Norbert says: "It's SO good to have you here, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "It's good to be here, I'm glad to see ALL of you to!" Daggett asks: "All of us?" Stimpy says: "Sure! Even Aang!" And Daggett expects a pie to come flying out, but it doesn't! Daggett shockingly says: "I...wasn't expecting THAT!!!!" Treeflower says: "Neither was I. What's all the food, for?" Stimpy answers: "For starters, there was a great amount of food for us interviewed contestants backstage. But there was too much of it for ALL of us to eat, so I brought some out for everyone to share. No sense letting good food go to waste." Norbert says: "That's a very kind thing of you to do." Judy says: "Which SHOULD go without saying!" Stimpy says: "Well, it's just not in my nature to be inherently mean or nasty to someone else; I don't like to have that feeling in my soul." Treeflower says: "But it MUST be hard. I mean, SURELY there must have been times where you felt AGGRESSIVE or angsty against someone?" Stimpy says: "Of course I did! I'm not going to try to lie!"

And once again, a pie doesn't fly out of the Truth or Pie machine. Daggett asks: "We're not going to see ANY pies fly at Stimpy, are we?" Norbert answers: "Probably not." Stimpy says: "General Barracuda made me concerned, I was generally worried about how my relationship with Lil and Ren was going to hold up, and furthermore, I was worried about Stinky's safety; when he was STILL just Stinky! However, I learned that honesty ALWAYS pays off, because it gave me Stimpy Jr. and Ricky, and this brand new bushy tail, which I'm loving!" Daggett asks: "Well, tell us about Aang and Master Coelaceanth. Were THOSE challenges harder than your previous challenges?" Stimpy answers: "I'm going to be completely honest; yes, they were. This whole season, I was confronted with feelings I had never felt comfortable expressing before, and I wasn't sure HOW to express them! I had to learn the proper way to express my feelings, and not try to bottle them up. It wasn't easy for me to overcome that difficulty of mine. That would've been challenging enough, until Aang came back in the game. When we thought it was Aang being crazy, it brought up a LOT of uncomfortable feelings in me; and I'm pretty sure that I wasn't the only one. We all felt the outcomes of his returns, and they were really negative for the most part." Aang says: "And just for the record, I REALLY regret 99% of the actions Mesogog performed while possessing me." Rancid asks: "What's the 1%?" Aang says: "I'd be lieing if I said that it didn't feel SLIGHTLY liberating to NOT be such a goody-goody all the time!" Stimpy says: "But Master Coelaceanth? He just took it to another level. He was INTENSE! He was grimly DETERMINED to prove that there WAS evil in me, and that HE was going to bring it out!!!! But when he mentioned harming my kids, I HAD to take a stand!"

Treeflower says: "That was definitely the most aggressive ANY of us had seen you act!" Stimpy says: "And I didn't even think I HAD it in myself; but when I saw what I did, I HAD to stop and think to myself! And you know what I saw? As nice a guy as I am, even I wasn't immune to feelings of anger and rage, those feelings exist in me, to. Just as much as they exist in Ren and Master Coelaceanth. But I could NEVER become like Master Coelaceanth; I would NEVER let myself sink into feelings of rage and anger. I did the only thing I could do; I STOPPED myself before I fell into the abyss of evil. I would not become trapped in another one of Master Coelaceanth's sick games!" Norbert says: "You did a stellar job in that situation! I don't think there are many who could've resisted Master Coelaceanth the way you did! I really don't even WANT to think about what I would've done in that situation!" Daggett asks: "One last question. Now that you're out of the competition, who are you rooting for to win?" Stimpy answers: "Honestly, they're ALL good potential winners in their own way. But if I HAD to pick just one, and I assuming I will HAVE to, then I pick Marlene! She was always sweet to me!" Treeflower says: "Thank you for your time and honesty." And Stimpy goes up to the bleachers to re-unite with Ren, Lil, and his kids! Stimpy says: "Hi, Stimpy Jr. and Ricky! Your Stimpy daddy is back to play!" Haggis says: "You are the SWEETEST guy I have ever met!" Ren says: "I am SO lucky he's in my life!" Daggett says: "Next up, is a contestant who's absorbed a LOT of information; mainly because he's a sponge!" Treeflower says: "He's very adaptable, and he's been in a LOT of different situations!" Daggett says: "He's Spongebob, and THIS was his performance!" And clips of Spongebob's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing!

Treeflower says: "Spongebob was a man/sponge on a mission; to outlast MORE contestants than he did in season one!" Daggett says: "The challenge seemed like it would be HARD to achieve; with a rival like Larry to contend with!" Treeflower says: "But as time passed, Larry turned out to be less and LESS of an antagonist, and more of a confused lobster, unsure of his identity in the game." Daggett says: "It wasn't until Patrick was eliminated, that Larry found out that what Larry THOUGHT he wanted, wasn't actually the thing Larry ACTUALLY really wanted!" Treeflower says: "Larry didn't want Spongebob out of the game; he WANTED Spongebob as a friend." Daggett says: "In the alien movie challenge, Larry finally tossed away his feelings of wanting revenge, and pledged to play a clean and honorable game against Spongebob." Treeflower says: "And our contestants were suprised to see the competition being handled so well between the two." Daggett says: "But one thing Spongebob DIDN'T like, was being taken TOO lightly!" Treeflower says: "Due to a deal Larry made with Sandy, Larry felt that he couldn't go full out in a competition against Spongebob." Daggett says: "But Spongebob was NOT about to hold back! Spongebob revealed that he could become ANY form that he had been before, and turned into his super-musuclar form from the episode of The Fry Cook Games!" Treeflower says: "Larry learned the hard way why he should NOT underestimate Spongebob's usefullness and skills in challenges!" Daggett says: "Ironically, what sealed Spongebob's game was his difficulty of understanding different nuances in the way that people talked!" Treeflower says: "When Spongebob misunderstood the point of a challenge; Spongebob thought that in order to PLAY a bitter character, he actually had to BE a bitter character!"

Daggett says: "Spongebob resorted to using his Abrasive Side, which ended up DETRACTING from what could've been a good performance!" Treeflower says: "While Spongebob eventually got RID of the Abrasive Side, it was too little, too late." Daggett says: "Spongebob ended up accidentally SABOTAGING himself out of the game show, and out of his chances of winning up to $7.7 million." And the clips of Spongebob end. Treeflower says: "And now, you know him for his performances in TWO animated movies, please welcome Spongebob!!!!" And Spongebob walks on-stage to thunderous applause! Spongebob says: "It's great to be here!" Norbert says: "Have a seat next to me! I like sitting next to cool guys!" Spongebob says: "Sure!" And Spongebob sits right next to Norbert! Daggett asks: "So, do you feel like you did a good job lasting as long as you did?" Spongebob answers: "It wasn't easy, but I did it!" Treeflower says: "It probably wasn't easy for you to LOSE Sandy relatively early on in the competition." Spongebob honestly says: "No, it wasn't easy. But I did my best to make the best out of a non-ideal situation." Daggett asks: "Does it frustrate you that you don't understand nuances in the way that people talk any better?" Spongebob says: "I certainly have found out that understanding nuances is one thing I have to work on; but when it comes to meeting new challenges, I'm READY!!!!" Treeflower asks: "How do you feel like you did in THIS season, compared to the first one?" Spongebob answers: "There REALLY isn't a comparison! Season two Spongebob is a MUCH better player than what I did in season one! I definitely felt better prepared for what I had to go through in order to get as far as I did!" Daggett asks: "About that; are you upset that you got auto-eliminated because you FAILED to understand the directions?"

Spongebob answers: "No, I don't think so!" And a pie HITS Spongebob with a SPLAT!!!! Daggett says: "Okay, that WAS surprising!" Spongebob licks the pie off and says: "Coconut. Anyways, I guess maybe I AM a little upset, but I'll be all right. I still have five good friends still left in the competition. I'm happy that they still have a good and fair chance to win! I'm glad I stayed in as long as I did!" Treeflower asks: "One last question; who are you rooting for to win, now that you're out of the competition?" Spongebob answers: "Either Craig or Larry. They're both solid competitors, and Larry has really come a LONG way since the first challenge in season two!" Norbert says: "Thank you for the interview!" And Spongebob re-joins Sandy, Patrick, and Pearl! Sandy says: "Good to have you here, Spongebob!" Patrick says: "Now it feels like a party!" Pearl says: "As long as it's not like the slumber party of mine that you crashed that ONE time!" Spongebob says: "Sorry Pearl. I was just trying to be fun; I guess I got a little carried away!" Daggett says: "Next up, we have got a singing diva!" Treeflower says: "She may not be Beyonce Knowles, but she can certainly give her a run for her money!" Daggett says: "Our next contestant is the one and only, Suzie Carmichael!!!!" And clips from Suzie's performance on "Total Cartoon Action" start playing! Treeflower says: "She proved she could move with the best of them!" Daggett says: "She strategized like nobody's business!" Treeflower says: "And she KNEW how to get through a challenge!" Daggett says: "Arguably, one of the SMARTEST moves she made, was to set up an alliance between herself and Otto!" Otto says: "And I just want to say that I HIGHLY enjoyed the attention!" Angelica shouts: "I'm right HERE; I can HEAR EVERY word you're SAYING!!!!" Otto says: "Then I don't have to repeat myself!"

Treeflower says: "But other than her rivalry with Angelica, there wasn't much going for her story-wise." Daggett says: "Until the alien movie challenge, where everyone's lies got EXPOSED to one another!" Treeflower says: "The circumstances of Suzie's alliance with Otto wasn't exactly pleasant for Otto to hear." Otto says: "No kidding, and I'm the subject involved!" Daggett says: "However, Suzie proved to be in Otto's good graces, as Otto decided to stick with Suzie as his alliance partner of choice." Angelica says: "Which turned out to be NOT so good for you, because she DUMPED you!" Otto says: "Only as an alliance partner! Come on! If you showboated half as much as I was doing; I would've dumped you in that situation, to!" Treeflower says: "We were GOING to get to that!" Daggett says: "But Suzie proved that she could carry on pretty well without Otto." Treeflower says: "But Suzie FINALLY lost her nerve in the dark comedy movie challenge!" Daggett says: "The stress of being surrounded by prehistoric carnivores took its toll on Suzie's sanity, and the pressure got to her!" Treeflower says: "Suzie lost her compusure, and fired on a Tyranosaurus Rex WITHOUT being provoked!" Daggett says: "Although Suzie's actions were understandable, those actions made the other contestants feel unsafe around her. And thusly, she got voted off in seventh place on the show." And Suzie's clips end. Treeflower says: "And now, a star from TWO animated hit shows and THREE animated hit movies; she can sing AND she MOVES like Jagger! Please welcome, Suzie Carmichael!!!!" And Suzie walks on-stage to loud applause! Suzie says: "I'm glad to be here and not in Jurassic Place! You could not PAY me enough to go through THAT experience again!" And Suzie takes a seat next to Treeflower!

Daggett says: "Guess what?! I just thought of an idea to save time!" Treeflower says: "Sounds good to me." Norbert asks: "What is it?" Daggett asks: "How about Treeflower and I interview the BOTH of you at the same time?" Treeflower says: "We need to do it anyways, and this is a good way to do it." Norbert says: "I'm game!" Daggett asks: "All right, then. What was the most TRYING ordeal of the competition for you?" Suzie answers: "I think it's a tie between Angelica and the Dark Comedy Movie challenge." Norbert answers: "Definitely the Retro American Movie Challenge. I wound up in SO much pain!" Treeflower asks: "What was your PROUDEST moment during the competition?" Suzie answers: "When I showed up Angelica during the Cowboy Western Movie Challenge!" Norbert answers: "When I firmly told Marlene that I wasn't going to betray my affections for Treeflower, not for ALL the money in the world!!!!" And Treeflower plants a BIG kiss on Norbert! Treeflower says: "You don't know how HAPPY it makes me to hear you say that!" Norbert says: "You're about to be even happier! I got $770,000 as part of my severance pay for being a mole on season two!" Treeflower says: "Cool!" Norbert says: "And I already put some of the money to good use! Daggett; I bought you one of the old Network Noob trailers, for YOU to own! Now YOU have a place of your OWN!!!!" Daggett asks: "Why did you get one of the old Network Noob trailers, and why would I need a place of my own?" Norbert answers: "Well, since the competition is DOWN to five contestants, it doesn't make sense to have two trailers anymore, so I agreed to take one of the trailers off of Sniz's and Fondue's collective hands! Second, I'll explain why I want you to have a place of your own; it involves Treeflower."

Daggett asks: "Why does it involve Treeflower?" From inside his fur, Norbert pulls out a tiny, beautiful box, and opens it up! It's a BEATIFUL green emerald wedding ring!!!! Norbert asks: "Treeflower Harmony Fields; will you marry me?!!!" Treeflower excitedly says: "Yes, yes, YES!!!! A thousand times, YES!!!!!!!!!" And everyone cheers loudly!!!! Rhonda says: "Way to go; Norbert Foster!!!!" Skipper says: "Dibs on being the best man!" Gerald says: "I'll take care of entertainment!" Haggis says: "I'll do the catering!!!! It WON'T come from Scotland!!!!" And everyone breathes a sigh of relief! Treeflower says: "This is the BEST day of my entire life!" Norbert says: "The best day of your entire life so FAR!!!! Anyways, the nominees are in! We are DOWN to the Final Five!!!!" Daggett says: "At this point in the game, Marlene appears to be in first place, Rocko is in second place, Larry is in third place, and Craig is in fourth place." Treeflower says: "But even at this late stage in the game, a shake-up could STILL be possible!!!!" Norbert says: "We're all out of time on this Performance Review, but the three of us will ALL see you at the season finale!" Daggett says: "I'm Daggett!" Treeflower says: "I'm Treeflower!" Norbert says: "I'm handsome, and I'm Norbert!" And the Three of them all simultaneously say: "And we hope you've enjoyed the Performance Review!!!!" The lights dim and Norbert says: "Jinx; Daggett you owe me a soda!!!!" Daggett says: "Darnit!!!!" Norbert says: "I have DEFINITELY got my groove back!" / Episode Notes: Final Performance Review for Season two. The Episode title is a reference/allusion to "How Stella Got Her Groove Back." Norbert apologizes for the way he treated Daggett. Norbert FINALLY asks for Treeflower's hand in marriage, which she happily accepts! /

Personal Notes: This episode is all about forgiveness, being able to forgive oneself for their own personal faults and mistakes is not an easy thing to do; even forgiving somebody else for their faults and mistakes isn't easy. Sometimes, it involves being the bigger person in a situation. Norbert had to realize that he hadn't been treating Daggett the way he deserved to be treated, with love and respect. Daggett only did what he did out of frustration and anger. Norbert had to realize that getting angry back at Daggett wasn't going to solve the problem between them; only by addressing the ACTUAL problem would, and they needed to bring it to closure. Also, I wanted to FINALLY bring an end to any potential rivalry between Treeflower and Marlene to a CONCLUSIVE end. Having Norbert ask for Treeflower's hand in marriage was the best way to do that, as the marriage between Norbert and Treeflower will make for a GOOD chunk of the story between Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower for their performance in season three. / That's my episode idea for this time! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the fifth episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

S1E5: We Gotta Get OBABland Back

 

OBAB: Darn you Bl4ze!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: What's wrong?
OBAB: Bl4ze stoled my land.
Conehead: Don't worry OBAB, we can get it back.
OBAB: How?
Conehead: I stole a dimension gun from the Land Takers.
OBAB: REALLY!
Conehead: Yes! It was 3 days ago
(Flashback)
Bl4ze: Hey look theres another person to troll.
President Squidward: what do you guys want.
(Conehead sneaks in and takes the gun)
Bl4ze: Tell ssj to unban from SBM.
President Squidward: Well look at the time, see ya.
(President Squidward teleports)
Bl4ze: WHY!
(End of Flashback)
Conehead: And that's how I got the gun
OBAB: Cool!
Conehead: Are we ready!
OBAB&SB#1Fan: YEAH!
(Conehead fires a portal)
Conehead: Lets jump in.
(Conehead and other jump in)
OBAB: Alright Bl4ze, GIVE US OBAB LAND OR ELSE
Bl4ze: Or else what?
OBAB: I have a gun that can destroy you dimension 
Bl4ze: WHAT?
OBAB: 3. 2. 1. ACTIVATE
(Bl4ze Dimension starts to collapse)
Conehead: OBAB WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Bl4ze: YOU WILL ALL PAY! THE LAND TAKERS WILL MAKE A NEW DIMENSION AND WILL GET OUR REVENGE!
(Bl4ze and the Land Takers teleport out)
Conehead: AW SHOOT THE GUN RAN OUT OF BATTERYS
OBAB: WHAT!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: LOOK THERE'S A PORTAL
Conehead: RUN!
(Conehead, OBAB and SpongeBob #1 Fan jumps in the portal)
(Bl4ze Dimension explodes and disappears to dust)
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: WE MADE IT!
OBAB: But we didn't get OBABland.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Oh you mean this bowl.
OBAB: WHOA, THE LAND IS STUCK IN A BOWL!
Conehead: If we break the bowl, could the land teleport back to where it was?
OBAB: Yes!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Alright here I go!
(SpongeBob's #1 Fan smashes the bowl)
(The crew teleports)
OBAB: YES, MY LAND IS BACK!
Splaat: MY NAME IS SPLAAT AND I'M FREE!
OBAB: Whoa! I almost forgot about that thing.
Conehead: Hey OBAB, how about we give ourselves a team name.
OBAB: Good idea, we be calle-.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: The Planet Warriors.
OBAB: Hey! that's what I was going to say.
Conehead: So it's settled, we'll be calle-.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: THE PLANET WARRIORS!
Conehead: SHUT UP!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Oops Sorry.

The End

 

 

[4EverGreen]

It's time to get serious! Seriously fun!!!! Here is my loving ode to “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” posted for the first time on one whole post! / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we did our third and final sci-fi action movie. But before we could even get to the MEAT of the challenge, Norbert shocked the remaining contestants by revealing that Fondue, had hired Norbert to be a mole! Effective right then and there, Norbert was discontinued as a mole, but he DID get a nice severance pay of $770,000 for his troubles. Next, the contestants had to deal with Master Vile's evil plot! The Tenga Warriors and Scorpina fell to the combined efforts of the contestants! It even seemed as if they had Master Vile himself BEATEN!!!! But the truth wasn't fun; they only ended up destroying Master Vile's phantom shadow, meaning the REAL Master Vile is still large and in charge. Rocko won immunity, and Norbert quit the game so he could get back with Treeflower. Now we are down to the Final Five; Craig, Dog, Larry, Marlene, and Rocko. All five of them are ALREADY winners; but how much will each of them win? These five are now playing for the top prize of $7.7 million, but who's going to win it?! Start finding out on today's episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "Sniz, Fondue, and the Chocolate Factory" Rocko is enjoying his time in the Private Victory trailer, and Marlene is there with him. Rocko says: "Well Marlene, I've got to hand it to you. Norbert is out of the game. I suppose that I CAN trust you to keep your word." Marlene says: "Norbert wasn't useful to my plans any longer anyway." Rocko says: "Still, I am amazed. The five of us actually made it!" Marlene asks: "Why would you be amazed by that?" Rocko says: "Just by LOOKING at the five of us, would you THINK we were final five material?" Marlene answers: "Maybe not Craig or Dog; but us? Absolutely!" Rocko says: "Even if someone loses this challenge, they're guaranteed a $3.3 million payoff! That's pretty sweet for fifth place!" Marlene says: "And I think it's ironic how Aang made it all possible, and he's not even HERE!"

Rocko asks: "Marlene, do you think you have a chance of making it to the Final Three?" Marlene answers: "I should HOPE so, I'm the only female left in the game!" Rocko asks: "What about me? Do you think I'll end up in the Final Three?" Marlene answers: "I don't know how these last few challenges are going to pan out. I can only be concerned with my own safety at this point. But as far as experience goes, you've got plenty of it to go around. Statistically speaking, you've had the MOST endurance out of ANY contestant competing in this competition!" Rocko says: "Well, my friends Heffer and Filburt always did say I was rock-steady; I'm not one who gets ruffled easily. And I don't just run away from a problem." Marlene says: "Reggie has GOT to be so proud of you!" Rocko says: "That's what I'm hoping for!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I have DONE it! Against the odds, I have made it to the winner's circle! Now I just got to get a SWEET parking spot! I hope Rocko doesn't get TO mad that I take one of the BETTER spots! He's from season one, so he has plenty of screen-time already! But the rest of us? We have not even BEGUN to shine like the stars we are!" / Rocko says: "I am SO proud of myself! I made it to the Final Five! I have officially lasted longer on season two more than I did on season one. I can definitely call myself a contender now. No matter what happens now, I will be happy with the outcome." (End Confessional) In the former Boom Vets trailer, Dog, Larry, and Craig are relaxing and resting. Larry says: "I have to admit, getting to relax in THIS trailer is much better than the old Network Noobs trailer; the noise ambience from outside doesn't sound as bad." Craig says: "I sure hope Norbert has a good use for that trailer." Dog says: "I'm sure he does. Otherwise, Sniz and Fondue wouldn't have let him take it!" Craig says: "I'm just glad that we all made it here!" Larry says: "So am I, but why is it good for you?" Craig says: "Because statistically speaking, we're ALL already winners! Even the loser of this challenge will wind up winning $3.3 million!" Larry says: "It's definitely not chicken feed." Dog says: "Although if we WANT to get technical, it sure WOULD buy a lot of chicken feed!" Larry says: "The prize money is good in itself, but you know what's even better?" Craig asks: "What is that?"

Larry answers: "Bragging rights! The ability to have it etched in stone that you outlasted everyone else in competition!" Craig says: "Well, whatever happens. Let's not get carried away. None of us would've gotten here without this great friendship of ours!" Dog says: "As far as I'm concerned, the idea of this only being an alliance ended a long time ago!" Larry says: "I'm glad to have you two as friends!" Craig says: "Let's promise that no matter what happens in these last few challenges, we will ALWAYS be friends first!" The three of them all put their arms in, and they say: "Friends forever!!!!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I've really opened up, socially. I think that people no longer feel intimidated by me just because I have big muscles and a tough exo-skeleton. I think I'm proof that you can't judge a product by the way it appears on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. Craig has helped me open up my softer side, and it feels nice to have that around! I feel better trying to win this as a friendly guy than I would've had I remained the way I was way back early in this season!" / Craig says: "Just a few more challenges to go, and it will all be over! I mean, I thought it would be amazing enough just to make it to the team merge, but I defied EVERYBODY'S expectations! A Final Five contender! I've made it this far, so all that remains, is to see where I end up!!!!" / Dog says: "I must be doing SOMETHING right! I came into this game show with no real plan or strategy whatsoever, a lot of my survival has been good luck and good social standings, but I made it! I think Cat HAS to be impressed with how far I've made it already! I'm already guaranteed at LEAST $3.3 million! I mean, that's good in of itself, but I hope to win the big prize! Not because I need it, but because I want to show Cat how far I've come in this one season! It's all up to these last few challenges to see how I will finish in this game season." (End Confessional) Suddenly, big brass instruments start playing outside! Craig says: "That's new." Larry says: "It's different." Dog says: "It must be time for another challenge!" / The contestants all walk outside, and to their surprise, a golden ticket lands in EACH one of their hands! Rocko asks: "A Golden Ticket?" Marlene says: "I'm so excited! We're going to do THIS challenge!!!!" Rocko asks: "What challenge?!!!"

Sniz comes rolling out of a doorway to a factory, and jumps up in front of the contestants! Sniz says: "Welcome my friends, welcome to the final five, and WELCOME to my chocolate factory!" Craig asks: "A CHOCOLATE factory?!!!" Larry says: "A chocolate factory!" Dog sadly says: "I'm sure it will be WONDERFUL for ALL of you!!!!" Sniz says: "Don't worry, Dog. We've taken YOU into consideration as well! WANDA!!!!" Wanda poofs into view and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "I wish that Dog could now SAFELY eat chocolate and not get sick from having done so!" Wanda says: "You've got it!"  And Wanda magically poofs Dog! Dog says: "That's funny, I don't LOOK any different!" Sniz says: "But on the inside, you are. Now you can eat chocolate safely and not get sick like other dogs do." Dog asks: "Can you do this for ALL canines?" Wanda says: "That's a little outside my jurisdiction. The reason WHY I can do it for you is because you're a contestant! And having the ability to be able to EAT chocolate is vital to this challenge!!!!" Dog happily wags his tail, and gives Sniz a big hug! Dog says: "This is one of the best gifts anyone has ever given me! I can now eat chocolate!" Sniz says: "And that's not the only surprise! This chocolate factory tour is for ALL five of you, and a GUEST of yours! At the beginning of this season, you were all asked to submit the name of somebody you liked. The reason you all had to do that, shall now be revealed. The person you have chosen, will be YOUR special guest, and shall get to accompany you on this tour!" Marlene says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "Rocko; welcome back Reggie Rocket!!!!" Reggie runs up and hugs Rocko! Reggie says: "I'm so glad to be back! Even if it's just for this challenge!" Rocko says: "It's good to HAVE you back, Reggie!" Sniz says: "Craig, please welcome back Girly Teengirl!!!!" Girly walks up and says: "Hi, Craig!!!!" Craig nervously says: "Hi, Girly!" (Confessional) Craig says: "I wasn't expecting this!!!! When I submitted Girly's name, she and I were still a LOVE interest! That's not the case anymore! Larry is my soul-mate now! This is SO incredibly awkward!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Marlene, welcome back Skipper!!!!" Skipper ducks, rolls, and weaves next to Marlene! Skipper says: "Good to be back aboard, Marlene!"

Marlene says: "You make ANY challenge more fun just by being here!!!!" Sniz says: "Larry, please welcome Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy charges in and says: "I'm here to play, and I hope Larry is READY for me!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I am SO not ready for this! In my mind, at least, when I submitted Sandy's name originally, she and I were already going to have made up and be back together LONG before now! I never foresaw us breaking up for good, me falling in love with Craig, and generally forgetting about this whole ORIGINAL plan of mine! This was NOT a good idea on my part!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And last but not least; Dog, please welcome Randolph!!!!" Randolph walks up elegantly and says: "It's great to be here! I love it!" Dog runs up and hugs Randolph lovingly!!!! Dog says: "Randolph, you came!!!! I'm so glad you did!!!!" Randolph says: "I love you! I wouldn't have missed this for the world! I even remember when you wanted to get attached to me. I'm sorry that didn't pan out. But you know what? I'd STILL like to be with you!" Dog says: "You live SUCH a great life!!!!" Randolph says: "And I want to share it with someone special! And I can think of nobody else better than you! Your the first dog who's EVER wanted to be with me, and I LOVE it!" Dog says: "Being with you would be a REAL adventure! I just want to make sure Cat's okay with it." Randolph says: "Sure! You do what you've got to do!" Dog says: "Hi-ho-diggety!!!!" (Confessional) Dog says: "Randolph? I've known him a long time. I've always had a thing for him, but I never realized that he actually loved me deeply. I guess ever since Ren publicly kissed Stimpy on-screen, Nicktoon characters who have previously been too SHY to express themselves, have decided to come out into the open. I always thought of Randolph as a cat I would want to be with if I wasn't with Cat. But I still want to make things right with Cat before I make a new life with Randolph. I'd like a closure of the old, before I start new!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You all have your guests, and your golden tickets! These tickets are signs that you have made it to the Final Five, and you are guaranteed at least a $3.3 million! We're doing a cult classic family movie challenge today, so you will ALL be acting! So, who will show me the first golden ticket?"

Marlene walks up and hands over her ticket, saying: "I'm Marlene A. Otter." Sniz says: "My dear Marlene, what a pleasure. And how PRETTY you look in your LOVELY mink coat!" Marlene says: "It's completely natural and all MINE, you know!" Sniz says: "And Skipper, it's good to have you! Just step over there, please!" Rocko walks up and hands over his ticket, saying: "Rocko A. Wallaby, mate!!!!" Sniz says: "A good day down under, and you're in GREAT shape! And you have such a great girlfriend!!!!" Reggie says: "Reggie Rocket!" Sniz says: "Just over there." Craig and Girly walk up. Girly says: "I'm with the winner!" Sniz says: "Well, he's A winner, I'm not sure if he's THE winner!" Girly asks: "What kind of gum do you have here?" Sniz says: "You're a charmer!" Craig hands over his ticket and says: "That Girly is one of a kind!" Sniz says: "She sure is!" Craig says: "I'm Craig Mammalton, and I just want to say it's been a BLAST to be on this season, I've gotten SO much character development!" Sandy and Larry walk up, and Sandy says: "I'm Sandy Cheeks, reach for the sky! This town isn't big enough for the two of us!" Sniz says: "We already DID the cowboy western challenge!" Sandy says: "Sorry! I just always wanted to say that!" Larry hands over his ticket, and says: "Don't worry, I'll make things all right between us before the day is out." Sniz says: "I'm sure you will." Finally, Dog walks up and hands over his ticket. Dog says: "I'm Dog, with a D-uh!!!!" Sniz says: "Well, Dog with a D-uh, it sure is a wonderful surprise to have you here, I'm so happy to have you. Who's your guest?" Dog says: "My special guest is my great pal, Randolph!" Sniz says: "Delighted to meet you sir, overjoyed, enraptured, entranced. Are we ready? Than, in we GO!!!!" And everyone walks into the Chocolate Factory. They first come up to a door with a turn-dial lock on it. Sniz says: "99, 44, 100% PURE!!!! Just through the other door please." The contestants all run into the orange room, but they can FIND no other door! Larry says: "There must be some mistake here." Reggie says: "There IS no other door!" Marlene says: "There's no way out!" Sniz says: "Well, I'm SURE there's a door here SOME place!" Randolph says: "I DON'T like this, I want to get out!" Craig says: "Is this a trick or something, Sniz?"

Girly says: "Help Sniz, help! I'm getting SMUSHED! Save me!" Sniz asks: "Is it my soul that calls my name?" Marlene shouts: "Let me out or I'll SCREAM!!!!" Sandy says: "Somebody's touching me!" Rocko says: "Now, look here Sniz..." Sniz says: "Everybody, question time will come at the END of this challenge! We must press on. Come along, come along. A-ha!!!! Here we are!" And he's looking at what APPEARS to be the same glass door they entered through. Skipper says: "Don't be a darn fool, man! That's the way that we came in!" Sniz asks: "It is? Are you sure?" Larry says: "We JUST came through there!" Sniz asks: "How about that?" And he opens it up to reveal a completely NEW hallway! Sniz says: "There we are!" Larry asks: "What is this Sniz? Some kind of fun house?!" Sniz asks: "Why? Having fun?" Sandy says: "I've had ENOUGH! I'm not going in there!" Craig says: "Girly, we better try and get out of here." Sniz says: "I'm afraid you can't get out backwards. Going forward is the only way out. We better press on." As they walk forward, the hallway APPEARS to get smaller as Sniz gets LARGER! Dog says: "I think the room is getting smaller!" Sandy says: "No it's not! Sniz is getting LARGER!" Larry says: "He's at it, again!" Rocko asks: "Where's the chocolate?" Randolph says: "I doubt if there IS any." Larry says: "I doubt that any of us will get out of here alive." Sniz says: "You should never, EVER doubt what no one is sure about!" Girly says: "I can't get squeezed through a tiny door!" Larry says: "Your bonkers, Sniz! No one could fit through there!" Sniz says: "Everyone, you're about to enter the nerve system, to this entire chocolate factory. Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become REAL dreams! And nearly everything you see is edible, except for other people! We do not participate in the practice of cannibalism. Remember, cannibals are NOT cool!" And the words, "What you PROBABLY already know" appear on-screen! Larry says: "Apparently, THAT gag is STILL a thing!" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentleman, human and animals, the CHOCOLATE room!!!!" And Sniz opens the door to reveal everyone back at their normal size, and a wonderful display of rare and exotic treats around them. The sight is so impressive, they all need to take a few moments just to absorb it all in. /

(Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, Craig asks: "What is this wonderful place?" Sniz answers: "A place of wonder and enchantment, where dreams can and often DO come true!" Reggie asks: "How is this even possible?" Rocko asks: "More importantly, who MAKES this all possible?" Sniz answers: "Who? I'll tell you who...in SONG!!!!" / An entertaining musical sequence begins, with Sniz singing a groovy version of the Sammy Davis Jr. 1971 hit song, "Candyman." Sniz sings: "Who can take a sunrise? (Who can take a sunrise?) Sprinkle it with dew, (sprinkle it with dew), cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). Oh, the Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). Who can take a rainbow? (Who can take a rainbow?) Wrap it in a sigh, (wrap it in a sigh), soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). The Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). The Candy Man makes everything he bakes satisfying and delicious. Now you talk about your childhood wishes, you can even eat the dishes. (Instumental solo) Oh, who can take tomorrow? (Who can take tomorrow?) Dip it in a dream, (dip it in a dream), separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream. The Candy Man, (the Candy Man). Oh, the Candy Man can; (the Candy Man can). The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good. (Makes the world taste good). And the world tastes good 'cause the Candy Man thinks it should!!!!" /

When the song ends, Marlene gives Sniz a standing ovation! Marlene says: "Wonderful! You could give Sammy Davis Jr. a run for his money, if he were still alive, of course!" Sniz says: "It's just one of my many talents." Reggie asks: "What's the deal with this river?" And everyone walks to what looks like a brown river. Larry says: "Industrial waste, I should think. This isn't GOOD for the planet, it COULD pollute Bikini Bottom!" Sniz says: "It's chocolate!" Craig asks: "That's CHOCOLATE?!" Dog happily says: "That's chocolate!" Marlene says: "A river made ENTIRELY out of chocolate!" Sniz says: "10,000 gallons an hour, to be precise. And look at the waterfall, that's the most important part! It's mixing the chocolate, actually CHURNING the chocolate! No other chocolate factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, but it's the ONLY way if you want it to be as perfect as humanly possible!" Dog says: "Who's working there across the river?!" Marlene asks: "Are they all dwarves?!" Sniz says: "Technically speaking, they DO all have dwarfism." Reggie says: "I've never SEEN anybody with an orange face before, except for Kim and Chloe Kardashian!" Larry says: "They look sort of funny, don't they?" Sandy asks: "What are they doing over there?" Sniz answers: "It must be cream and sugaring time." Craig says: "But they can't be REAL people!" Sniz says: "Of course they are real people." Larry says: "Stuffing nonsense!" Sniz says: "No, Oompa-Loompas." Everyone else says: "Oompa-Loompas?!"

(Confessional) Marlene says: "Just when I think I've heard of everything, Sniz throws something NEW at us! Of course, I've actually SEEN the REAL movie this challenge is based on, and I know what role Sniz wants me to play. No problem, I can play the role he's given to me. But I have a plan to keep myself safe." (End Confessional) Marlene whispers to Dog and says: "Dog, I'll make a deal with you, I promise to help you win this challenge, avoid any temptations, and I'll throw the challenge for you, IF you help me vote off Craig tonight!" Dog whispers: "Do you really think you can?" Marlene whispers: "Of course! I'll get Rocko to help us!" Dog whispers: "It's a deal!" Sniz says: "They come from Loompa-Land." Reggie says: "Loompa-Land?! There's no such place!" Sniz says: "Exscuse me, Reggie..." Reggie interrupts: "Sniz, I SHOULD know! I get straight A's in Geography." Sniz says: "Than you know all about it! And MAN!!!! It's not a GOOD place to live! It makes the Middle East of Asia seem like spring break! There's nothing but desolate deserts and fierce BEASTS over there! And because of the Oompa-Loompa's being height-challenged, they'd get gobbled up, right and left. A Wangdoodler would eat TEN of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. So when I met them, I made them a good offer. They could come and work with me in peace and safety. I'd give them good wages, provide a good education, give them a good life, and someday, if they want to, they could find other places to live and work to. As long as they live away from the Wangdoodlers and Hornswagglers and Snozwanglers and Rotten Vermicious Knids!"

Larry asks: "Snozwanglers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is this?" Sniz answers: "I'm sorry, but all questions MUST be submitted in writing! And after going through legal customs, the entire population of Oompa-Loompa's was transported to my factory here!" Marlene says: "Skipper, I want YOU to hire an Oompa-Loompa for us! I want you to hire one right away!" Skipper says: "All right, Marlene, whatever your heart desires! You'll get one before the day is out!" Marlene says: "But I want to have my Oompa-Loompa now!" Sandy asks: "Must you be SO annoying?!" Marlene says: "It's CALLED acting! I'm playing MY role to perfection, I don't understand why you are NOT doing the same, since you're OBVIOUSLY an allegory for a character who's into westerns!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "When it comes to movies based on books by Roald Dahl, subtlety is often thrown OUT of the window! Certain characters meet certain ends. Luckily, nobody dies in the book or movie this challenge is based off of. The worst that happens is that certain characters just get put through the wringer. And by that, I mean they get humiliated. I know the type of humiliation I will HAVE to endure for MY role; but it's not so bad compared to the other characters. Nothing a good wash can't fix. Besides, I find it FUN to actually play against my type! I LOVE a good challenge!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "Randolph, look at Girly!!!!" And Girly is drinking out of the chocolate river. Randolph says: "Don't worry, she can't drink it all." Craig says: "Girly, you'll spoil your figure. Save room for later!" Sniz worringly says: "Girly, please!!!! Don't do that! Uncovered hands must NEVER touch my chocolate! Please!!!! Don't DO this! You're contaminating this entire river!!!! Girly, you're leaning TOO far!!!!" And Girly FALLS into the river with a SPLASH!!!!

Sniz screams: "My CHOCOLATE!!!! My beautiful chocolate!!!!" Craig shouts: "Don't just STAND there; DO something!!!!" Sniz haltingly says: "Help, police! MURDER!!!!" Randolph says: "We've got something!" Dog holds a giant lollipop out to Girly and says: "Quick, Girly, grab THIS!!!!" Girly tries to grab it, but her hands slip OFF the slippery lollipop and she gets sucked underwater. Reggie asks: "What's happening to her?" Larry says: "She might be drowning." Craig shouts: "Dive in, SAVE her!" Sniz says: "I'm afraid it's no good." Craig asks: "No GOOD?!" Sniz says: "She's already caught, the suction's got her." Craig shouts: "Girly, come back! Where is she?!" Sniz says: "Watch the pipe." Marlene asks: "How long is she going to stay down, Skipper?" Craig says: "She CAN'T swim!" Sniz says: "There's no better time to learn." Sandy says: "There she is! Her purse is going up the pipe!" Rocko says: "Call a plumber!" Larry sees that Girly isn't moving up the pipe anymore, and the chocolate is stuck behind her. Larry says: "She's stuck in the pipe now! You can't PUT a square body inside a ROUND tube!" Muffled, Girly shouts: "Help! Help!" Marlene says: "She's blocking all the chocolate!" Reggie asks: "What happens now?" Sniz says: "The pressure will get her out, she's building up LOTS of pressure behind the blockage." Larry asks: "How long will it take her to push through?!" Sniz says: "The suspense is TERRIBLE!!!! I hope it will LAST!!!!" Craig says: "This is awful!" Dog says: "She will never get out!" Randolph says: "Oh, yes she will! Remember how you once asked me what kind of force it TAKES to move a pinball out of it's starting spot?!!!" (POP!!!!)

And Girly shoots STRAIGHT up like a torpedo! Craig says: "Poor GIRLY!!!! She'll be turned into marshmallows in five minutes!" Sniz says: "Impossible, my dear man! Absured, unthinkable!" Craig asks: "Why?!" Sniz shouts: "Because that pipe doesn't GO to the marshmallow room, it goes to the FUDGE room!" Craig says: "What a TERRIBLE twist!!!!" Sniz plays a piccolo, and it summons an Oompa-Loompa. Sniz says: "You take Craig STRAIGHT to the fudge room, find the power switch, and shut it off! But you need to do it fast, or poor Girly could find herself in the boiler!" Craig says: "She can't be boiled up! I couldn't bear it!" Sniz says: "No need to sweat. Across the desert, lies the promised land. Good-bye, Craig Mammalton. Adieu, auf weidersin, geseundheit, farewell." And the Oompa-Loompa's start singing. They sing: "Oompa-loompa, doopity-do, I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa-loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you'll listen to me. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come of that? I don't like the look of it! Oompa-looma, doopity, da! If you're not greedy, you will go far! You will live in happiness, to. Like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity do! Doopity do!" / Larry asks: "Exscuse me, what kind of place is this again?!" Sniz says: "Madame's et Monseuir's, un petite voyage, per boateau." Randolph asks: "What is he talking about?" Marlene answers: "It's French. The New York zoo gets French tourists all the time, so I've picked up on the language. He says that, ladies and gentleman, take one little voyage on a boat." Sniz says: "Voulez-vous entrer le Snizatania?" And a very pretty boat that kind of looks like a giant hollowed out sweet appears. Randolph says: "It almost looks good enough to eat!"

Larry says: "Nice little paddle-boat you've got here." Sniz says: "All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to sail her by. All aboard everybody!" Larry asks: "Are you sure this thing will float?" Sniz says: "With your buoyancy, I'd rest easy." Marlene says: "She is tres jolie, but is she sea-worthy?" Sniz says: "Nothing to worry about, I take good care of my guests." Rocko sarcastically says: "You certainly took good care of Girly!" Sandy says: "That's for sure!" Sniz says: "You're going to love this, just love it!" And the paddleboat starts paddling down the chocolate river. Rocko says: "I think I'm going to be SEA sick!" Sniz hands him a candy and says: "Try one of these." Rocko asks: "What are they?" Sniz answers: "Rainbow drops. You can suck them, and then you can spit out a variety of seven different colors." Sandy 'discreetly' picks her nose and says: "Spitting's a DIRTY habit!" Sniz says: "I know a WORSE one!" Suddenly, they see a dark tunnel approaching. Larry asks: "Hang on! Where are we going?" Skipper says: "I don't know, but I don't like the look of that tunnel up there. Hey SNIZ! I want OFF!!!!" Sniz sings: "Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!" Marlene says: "I don't like this ride, Skipper!" Larry says: "This isn't FUNNY, Sniz!" Sandy says: "We're going to sink, I know it!" Marlene asks: "Why doesn't he stop the boat?!" Skipper says: "Just hold onto me. Close your eyes and hang on tight!" Sandy asks: "What is this? A FREAK-OUT?!!!" Skipper says: "This isn't FUNNY, Sniz!" Larry says: "You can't possibly see where you're GOING, Sniz!" Sniz says: "You're right, I can't." Sandy says: "This sure would make for an interesting T.V. series." Dog says: "This IS kind of strange." Randolph says: "Strange, maybe, but it sure is FUN, Dog!" Sandy says: "This is terrific!"

And suddenly, Larry sees an image of a LIVE lobster getting boiled! Larry shouts: "How much to get off the BOAT, Sniz?!!!" Rocko sees a worm crawling across a woman's lip and he says: "I think I'm going to be SICK!!!!" Larry says: "I can TAKE a joke, but this has gone on TOO far!" Skipper says: "Tell the Oompa-Loompas to turn us AROUND, Sniz!!!!" Rocko sees a live owl hungrily grab a skunk, and Rocko yells: "AHHH!!!! Now I AM going to be SICK!!!!" Marlene says: "Help me Skipper!!!!" And Dog BRIEFLY sees Master Vile!" Dog asks: "Master VILE?!!!" Randolph says: "It couldn't be!" Marlene says: "Make him STOP, Skipper!" Skipper says: "Sniz, this has gone FAR enough!" Sniz says: "Quite right, sir. Stop the BOAT!!!!" The boat immediately stops, and the lights come on. They're out a docking place, and Sniz says: "We're there." Reggie asks: "Where?" Sniz answers: "HERE! A small step for human-kind, but a GIANT step for us! All ashore!" Rocko says: "Let me OFF this crate!" Sandy asks: "Why don't they show stuff like this on TV?" Larry answers: "I don't know." Marlene says: "Skipper, do not EVER get me a BOAT like THIS!!!!" Sniz says: "The room you're all about to enter, nobody except for the Oompa-Loompas and myself have ever been allowed to see what's inside here. This is where all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. You have NO idea what some rival chocolate factories would pay to see what goes on in here. So no touching, no tasting, no telling what you'll see!" So the contestants enter the Invention Room, only to see a random display of hodge-podge materials, and a lot of steam.

Randolph says: "The Invention Room looks more like a sauna, than an actual Invention Room." Dog says: "Even if a rival chocolate company COULD get someone in here, they couldn't FIND anything." Skipper asks: "Do you have a garbage strike going around here?" Sandy asks: "Who does the cleaning up?" Larry says: "Does the health inspector, say, Health Inspector Yellowtail ever come around here?" Sniz says: "Invention is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." Marlene says: "That's a 105%!" Sniz says: "Time is a precious thing, never waste it." Larry says: "You sure have got gourmet cooking going around here." And Larry tries to pull up the cover off of a machine, but an alarm sounds! Sniz says: "No, don't! You must forgive me, but no one can look under there. It's the most SECRET machine in the entire factory! It will really SIZZLE the competition!" Dog asks: "What does it do?" Sniz asks: "Would you like to see?" Dog answers: "Yes!" Sniz pushes a button, and a bunch of weird sounds are made, and the machine spits out a bunch of multi-colored, star-shaped candies. Dog asks: "So what are these?" Sniz says: "Don't you know? These are everlasting gobstobbers?" Sandy asks a question, and Sniz silently mock-copies her, when she says: "Did you say, everlasting gobstoppers?" Sniz answers: "Yes, for people who are not well off, and need a little nourishment to help them out. What's great about these things, is you could potentially suck them forever." Marlene asks: "Could I have an everlasting gobstopper?" Reggie says: "Me to!" Sandy says: "And me!"

Sniz says: "These are FANTASTIC things! They'll revolutionize the whole food industry! You can suck them forever, and they will NEVER get any smaller! I've got an Oompa-Loompa who's been testing one for four months, and it hasn't shrunk a single molecule! Who wants one?! But just to let you know, I need your complete trust on this. You need to promise to keep these candies only to yourself, and never show anybody else besides the people in this room, that you have one? Can we all agree on that?" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I know my character is SUPPOSED to cross her fingers, but that's inviting TOO much disaster and bad karma on my part! I feel much better playing it safe, than taking an unneccessary risk! I prefer to be a lady of my word!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "We're all agreed!" Sniz says: "Than here's a piece of candy for each of you! Now if you'll follow me, I have something rather special to show you." Skipper says: "It's certainly special! I just hope that Marlene doesn't WANT one!" Sandy says: "What a contraption!" Sniz says: "Isn't it scrumptious? It's my REVOLUTIONARY, non-pollutionary, mechanical wonder! Button, button, who's got the button?" Dog says: "It's over here!" And Sniz presses it, and a wide range of sounds are heard, as the machine begins to cook up a lot of food, and it begins to prepare it with great fervor. Sniz says: "What you are witnessing it the most enormous miracle of the machine age. The creation of a confectionary GIANT!" Finally, a small piece of gum comes out of the machine, and Sniz turns it off! Sniz says: "Voila!" Sandy asks: "That's IT?!!!" Sniz asks: "What do you mean?! Don't you know what this is?" Reggie answers: "By gum, it's gum!!!!" Sniz says: "Right you are! But it's not just any ORDINARY gum! It is the greatest single, most fabulous gum in the entire world!"

Reggie asks: "What's so fab about it?" Sniz says: "This piece of gum is a THREE course dinner, all by itself. All you have to do is eat it, and you'll have consumed the equivalent of a three course dinner. This particular one is roast beef. Unfortunately, I haven't got it quite right yet." Reggie grabs it and says: "I don't care!!!!" Sniz says: "WAIT!!!! I wouldn't DO that! I really wouldn't!" Reggie says: "I came here to get a great treat! Some gum would be really nice for me!" Rocko says: "Reggie, come on! Don't do something you're going to regret!" Reggie says: "I THINK I know what I'm doing!" And Reggie starts chewing on the gum. Skipper asks: "What does it taste like?" Reggie answers: "It's MADNESS! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy! I can actually FEEL it running down my throat! It's delicious!" Sniz says: "Stop! Don't!" Dog asks: "Randolph, why won't Reggie listen to Sniz?" Randolph answers: "In my honest opinion, she's a NIT-TWIT!!!!" Reggie says: "That sure was great soup! The second course is coming up! Roast beef AND a baked potato!" Skipper asks: "With sour cream?! What's for dessert?!" Reggie says: "Dessert, here it COMES!!!!" And unbeknownst to Reggie, her face starts turning a shade of blue! Reggie says: "Blueberry pie AND cream, it's the most MARVELOUS blueberry pie I've ever tasted!" Rocko says: "Holy Toledo! What's happening to your face?!" Reggie says: "Cool it, Rocko! Let me finish!" Rocko says: "But Reggie, you're face is turning blue!" Than Reggie's face begins turning purple, an even DARKER shade than her shirt! Rocko says: "Reggie! Your face is more VIOLET than your VIOLET shirt, and THAT is VIOLET!!!!" Reggie asks: "What are you TALKING about?!" In a sing-song voice, Sniz says: "I TOLD you I haven't got it quite right yet!" Rocko says: "You can say THAT again! Look what's its doing to Reggie!"

Sniz says: "For some reason, it just goes all WRONG when we get to the dessert. It ALWAYS does!" Rocko notices Reggie starting to swell, but her spandex clothes manage to stretch and stay on her, even as she puffs up into a big sphere! Rocko asks: "Reggie! What are you doing now?!" Sandy answers: "She's blowing UP!!!!" Reggie says: "I feel WEIRD funny!" Randolph says: "I'm not surprised!" Marlene asks: "What's happening?" Rocko says: "She's blowing up like a balloon!" Sniz says: "More like a giant blueberry!" Skipper says: "Someone stick her with a pin!" Dog says: "Save her!" Sniz says: "Fourty-two sick mice, the kind with terminal illness and nothing to live for anyways, I've tried this gum on. Each one of them ended up as a bloated blueberry!" Rocko says: "You've made a real mess of things, Sniz! You better fix this!" Sniz says: "I will! Test fourty-four is BOUND to be the one that works!" Reggie shouts: "Help! Help!" Sniz plays the piccolo, summoning four Oompa-Loompas. Rocko says: "We got to get the air out of her, QUICK!!!!" Sniz says: "There's no air in there, it's all juice!" Rocko asks: "JUICE?!!!" Sniz says: "You'll need to ROLL the young lady down to the juicing room at once! And get the juice out of her! Once she's squeezed, we can focus on returning her face back to normal." Rocko asks: "Can you do it?" Sniz says: "It's a fairly simple operation." And once again, the Oompa-Loompas start singing.

The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do, I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. Gum chewing is fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking, and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong, chewing and chewing all day long! The way that a cow does! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da! Given good manners, you will go far! You will live in happiness to, like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!!!!" Rocko says: "You better hope Reggie turns out all right from this! Because if she doesn't, I don't know if I can be held responsible for my own actions!" An Oompa-Looma grabs Rocko's hand, and escorts him towards the Juicing Room. Rocko cries and says: "I have a BLUEBERRY for a girlfriend!" Sniz asks: "Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head? Shall we roll on? Well, well; two NAUGHTY, nasty contestants gone, three good, sweet contestants left. But we've got a long way to go, yet." Marlene says: "Dog, whatever you do, you must NOT stay behind in the Fizzy Lifting Drink room! That room is specifically desinged to TEST you!" Dog asks: "Why me?" Marlene says: "This factory is testing ALL of us! It wants to see how PURE we are! If you want a chance of winning the $7.7 million, stay out of the Fizzy Lifting Drink room!" Dog says: "Thank you for the advice!" (Confessional) Dog says: "Wow! Marlene really looked out for me just then! What a girl!" / Marlene says: "I'm merely keeping MY end of the bargain. I've helped Dog out, now all I need to do is throw the challenge, and Dog will be indebted to me!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "There's a very SPECIAL room right here! Welcome to the Fizzy Lifting Drink room! There are bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink, yet! You see, the Fizzy Lifting drinks fill you with gas, and this gas is SO terrificly lifting, that it lifts you right off the ground, like a balloon! Now, would anyone like to go inside?!" Dog raises his hand and says: "Actually, I think Randolph and I might be allergic to whatever type of gas it is that you fill the drinks with. If we go in, it could aggravate our condition, and we don't WANT to get anyone sick!" Sniz says: "And I certainly wouldn't want ANYONE to get sick! No worries, we can SKIP the Fizzy Lifting Drink Room! You're going to be more wild about this next one, anyways." Dog asks: "Marlene, what do you think would've happened if we had gone in there?" Marlene answers: "You would've been TEMPTED to drink it, thinking that it wouldn't affect you, but it proves to be to powerful. It would've lifted you up to dangerous heights, like a fan at the top of the ceiling. The only way to get down would be with a burp, but Sniz would know that you STOLE from him, and that's against the rules!" Dog asks: "You know ALL the rules of this game?!" Marlene says: "Of course I do! Only a brain-dead IDIOT would SIGN something BEFORE reading ALL of it! Right?!" Dog nervously chuckles: "Right! Of course!" (Confessional) Dog asks: "What have I gotten myself into?! There was NEVER any indication that there would be traps and tricks designed to SPECIFICALLY catch us off-guard! Is there anything else that I'm NOT aware of that I SHOULD be aware of?!" / Marlene says: "As I've said before, my momma didn't raise a fool. I keep my head in the game, and my eyes on the prize. Nobody is going to catch ME off guard!" (End Confessional)

The contestants all walk into a room filled with giant geese!!!! Sniz says: "These are my prized poultry! Now I know what you're thinking; they can't POSSIBLY be doing what they're doing. But they are, they HAVE to! I haven't met an Oompa-Loompa yet, who COULD do it! These are the geese that lay the golden eggs. As you can see, they are LARGER than ordinary geese! As a matter of fact, they are quadruple-sized geese who can produce octuple-sized eggs. They're laying overtime right now, for Easter." Sandy says: "But Easter is eight MONTHS away!!!!" Sniz covers her mouth and whispers: "Don't let THEM know that, I want to get a jump on next year." Larry asks: "What happens if they DROP one of those eggs?" Sniz answers: "It would be an omelette fit for a king, sir." Marlene asks: "Are they chocolate eggs?" Sniz answers: "GOLDEN chocolate eggs, and a great delicacy! But you mustn't get too close. The geese can get very tempermental, which is why we built the Egg-dicator." Skipper asks: "The Egg-di WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "The Egg-dicator. The Egg-dicator can detect the difference between a GOOD egg, and a BAD egg! If it's a good egg, it's shined up and shipped out across the world! But if it's a bad egg, it goes DOWN the chute!" Randolph says: "That's what you call an educated Egg-dicator!" Larry says: "If you ask me, it's a LOT of non-sense!" Sniz sings: "A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest man!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "That particular part is MY cue! Now it's time for me to show off my acting chops! Helena Bonham Carter, eat your heart out!" (End Confessional) Marlene whispers to Dog, and she says: "Okay, Dog. I'm going to throw the challenge now." Dog asks: "But what about me?" Marlene says: "Don't worry, you're safe. Your test ALREADY passed!" Dog says: "Okay!"

Marlene says: "Skipper, I want a golden goose!" Randolph says: "Not THIS again!" Skipper says: "Don't worry, Marlene. You'll get a golden goose as soon as you get home." Marlene says: "But I want a pre-TRAINED Golden Goose. One who already KNOWS how to lay the golden eggs!" Skipper says: "Very well then! Sniz, how much do you want for a Golden Goose?" Sniz says: "They're not for sale." Skipper says: "Name a price! I'm very resourceful!" Sniz says: "You can't have one!" Marlene says: "Very well then! I don't NEED a live Golden Goose! I'll just wait for one to HATCH out of these eggs!" Marlene gets up close to the apparatus, and she says: "Come to pretty!" Larry says: "Marlene! That doesn't look very..." (KONK!!!!) Marlene gets hit on the head as the machine has an egg land on it, and Marlene falls DOWN into the chute, as the Egg-dicator detects a BAD egg! Ironically, the egg itself is detected as a GOOD egg! Sniz says: "Talk about your bad eggs." Skipper asks: "Where has she gone?" Sniz answers: "Where all the OTHER bad eggs go; down the garbage chute." Skipper nervously chuckles: "The garbage chute?!!! Where does it lead to?!" Sniz answers: "To the furnace?!" Skipper gasps and shouts: "The FURNACE?!!! She will get sizzled like a sausage!" Sniz says: "Not necessarily! She COULD be stuck just inside the tube!" Skipper worringly says: "Inside the tube?! Hold ON!!!! Marlene, sweet-heart! Your Skipper is COMING!!!!" And Skipper dives in the garbage chute after Marlene, as the Egg-dicator detects ANOTHER bad egg! Sniz says: "There's going to be a LOT of garbage today!" Randolph says: "At least Skipper finally got something HE wanted!" Dog asks: "What's that?" Randolph answers: "Marlene went first." Dog asks: "Marlene and Skipper aren't going to be burned in the furnace, are they?"

Sniz says: "Fortunately, that PARTICULAR furnace has been broken for over a week, so there will be about a WEEK'S worth of garbage to break their fall. So, that's not too terrible a fate, I should think." And the others nod their head in agreement, as the Oompa-Loompas sing again. The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loomp, doopity-do. I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. Who do you blame when your kid is a brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese Cat? Blaming the kid is a lie and a shame. You know exactly who is to blame, the Mother and the Father! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da, if you're not spoiled, then you will go far. You will live in happiness, to! Like the Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!" / When the song ends, Sniz says: "I don't understand it, the contestants are disappearing like rabbits! At least we still have each other. Shall we press on?" Larry asks: "Can we sit down for a minute? The pace is getting to me." Sniz says: "Absolutely! Transportation has already been arranged!" And the contestants walk upon a unique vehicle, being filled with a lot of soda-looking products. Sniz says: "Behold the SNIZMOBILE! A thing of beauty is a joy forever! Places please, the dance is about to begin! Better grab a seat, they're going fast!" Randolph asks: "Just out of curiosity, what are they filling this car up with?" Sniz answers: "A combination. Ginger Ale, Ginger Pop, Ginger Cider, Bubbles, Bubble-Aid, Bubble-Cola, Double-Cola, Double-Bubble Burp-a-Cola and a bunch of crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. Few people realize what tremendous power can be had in that!" Randolph says: "I'm sorry I asked." Sandy asks Larry: "Do you think Mr. Krabs will pay us handsomely to know about this?" Larry answers: "Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut."

Sniz says: "Now hold on tight! I'm really going to open her up this time, and see what she can do!" As the car moves forward, a strange foam begins to get produced by the vehicle. Sniz says: "Swift as an eagle! Strong as a lion! Tough as an ox!" Sandy says: "The foam is getting in my eyes!" Larry says: "It's sticking to my claws! I'm soaked! It's not coming off!" Sandy says: "It's sticking in my shoes!" Randolph says: "My hair! My suits! My face! I'm sending you a CLEANING bill, Sniz!!!!" Then suddenly, they get whirred THROUGH a scrubbing machine, and they are all suddenly dry!!!! Sandy says: "A dry clean!!!!" Dog asks: "What was THAT? What did we just go through?" Sniz answers: "Hsawznis." Larry asks: "Is that Japanese?" Sniz says: "No, its Sniz Wash, spelled backwards! That's it, lady, and gentlemen, the journey's over!" Randolph says: "Finest bath I've had in 16 years!" Dog says: "Let's do it again, Sniz!" Sandy asks: "Couldn't we have walked?!" Sniz asks: "If we were MEANT to walk, than humans never would've invented the wheel, OR roller-skates!" And Sniz hands them a green suit with special visors to wear. Sniz says: "You must put these on. It's for your own protection!" And they enter the room, where a large, digital camera can be seen. Sniz says: "Sniz-evision! My very latest, and greatest invention!" Sandy says: "It's television!" Sniz says: "No, it's Sniz-evision! I suppose you all know how regular television works, you photograph..." Sandy interrupts: "Sure, I do! You photograph something, than the photograph gets split up into a million or so pieces, than the pieces go whizzing through the air, down to your TV set where they all get put together again, in the right order!" Sniz says: "It would be a lot more helpful to us, if you would open your mouth a little WIDER when you speak!"

(Confessional) Larry says: "Sandy sure is smart, but now I see that a relationship between the two of us would NOT have worked out! The girl doesn't know when to keep her information to herself!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Anyways, I said to myself, if people can do it with a photograph, why can't we do the same thing with a bar of chocolate?" And four Oompa-Loompas carry a giant, human sized chocolate bar over to a podium, and set the chocolate bar on it. Sniz says: "I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room, to the other. Unfortunately, it HAS to be giant-sized still! While this machine TECHNICALLY works, so far, any product we PUT through the Sniz-evision always winds up SMALLER on the other end! Goggles on, please!" And everyone stands a safe distance back, as Sniz holds a button. Sniz shouts: "Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" (FLASH!!!!) Sniz says: "You may remove your goggles." Everyone sees the chocolate bar has disappeared. Dog asks: "Where's the chocolate?" Sniz says: "It technically hasn't gone anywhere, it's just broken up into particles too small to see. Flying over our heads in a million pieces. Now watch this screen! This is a SPECIAL monitor!" The monitor makes strange beeping noises as Sniz goes through the channels. Sniz says: "Here it comes, and THERE it is! Right on the Nickelodeon channel!" Larry says: "What wonders never cease!" Sniz says: "Take it." Sandy asks: "How can you take it? It's only a picture!" Sniz says: "Dog, how about you demonstrate?" Dog reaches in, and actually manages to GRAB the chocolate out of the screen! Dog says: "It's REAL!!!!" Sniz says: "Go ahead and try it! It's still delicious, it just got smaller, that's all." Dog bites into it and says: "First and BEST chocolate I've ever tasted!"

Larry says: "It's unbelievable!" Randolph says: "It's a miracle!" Sandy says: "It's like a T.V. dinner!" Sniz says: "That's Sniz-evision!" Larry says: "It could change the world!" Sandy asks: "Sniz, can you send other things? Not just chocolate, I mean." Sniz says: "Anything you want." Sandy asks: "What about Nicktoons?" Sniz says: "A Nicktoon? I don't really know. I SUPPOSE I could. Yes, I'm SURE I could, I'm PRETTY sure I could, but it might have some messy results!" But Sandy pays no mind as she runs toward the camera! Sandy says: "Look at ME!!!! I'm going to be the FIRST Nicktoon to be sent by SNIZ-evision!" Larry shouts: "SANDY!!!! Get AWAY from that thing!" Sniz says: "Sandy, please STOP!!!!" Sandy says: "Lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" And everyone quickly covers their eyes! Larry shouts: "Sandy! Where are you?!" Randolph answers: "She's in the air, in a million pieces!" Larry shouts: "Sandy! Are you there?!" Sniz says: "It's no good shouting here. We'll watch the screen!" And the monitor makes strange beeping noises as Sniz searches for Sandy. Larry shouts: "Sandy!!!! Why is she taking so long?" Dog answers: "Well a million pieces take a long time to be PUT together!" Larry asks: "Well, where are they?!" Sniz says: "There's definitely SOMETHING coming through." Larry asks: "Is it Sandy?" Sniz says: "It's hard to tell, but I..." Larry sees the miniaturized Sandy and screams: "OHHHH!!!! OH-H-H-H!!!!!" Randolph says: "That little Squirrel got even smaller in a minute!" Sandy says: "Look at me, everybody! I'm the first Nicktoon in the world to be sent through Sniz-evision! What a wild trip that was! It's the most exhilirating thing that's ever happened to me. Am I coming in clear? Larry, I SAID, am I coming in clear?" Sniz says: "Perfect! She's completely unharmed!" Larry asks: "You call THAT unharmed?!!!"

Sandy gets out of the TV and she says: "That was something. Could I do it again?" Larry says: "No! There'd be NOTHING left!" Sandy says: "Don't worry, Larry. I feel fine! I'm famous! I'm an interstellar TV star! Wait till everyone in Bikini Bottom hears about this!" Larry grabs out his wallet and says: "NOBODY'S going to hear about this!!!!" Larry pinches Sandy, and she asks: "Where are YOU putting me?! Don't put me in the WALLET..." Sandy's voice disappears and Larry says: "Be quiet. Well?" Sniz says: "One good thing about little girls, is they are extremely stringy and elastic. All we have to do is put her in a taffy pulling machine, that should to the trick." Sniz hands over Larry's wallet to an Oompa-Loompa, and Sniz says: "To the taffy pulling room. You'll find Sandy in Larry's wallet, but be extremely careful. And don't worry, I won't hold you responsible if you can't get Sandy back to her normal height. And Larry, I think it's time we said good-bye." Larry says: "I guess..." Sniz says: "Actually, don't speak! After all, some moments in life HAVE no words! Good-bye, and good luck!!!!" As Larry walks away with the Oompa-Loompa, Sniz says: "Adieu, adieu, parting is such SWEET sorrow!" And the Oompa-Loompas sing one last time. The Oompa-Loompas sing: "Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do, I've got another puzzle for you. Oompa-Loompa, doopity-dee, if you are wise, you will listen to me. What do you get from a glut of non-Nick T.V.? A pain in the neck and an I.Q. of three! May we suggest instead reading a book! Or you could still not bare to look! You'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no, you'll get no commercials! Oompa-Loompa, doopity-da, if you like reading, you will go far. You will live in happiness to. Like the Oompa, Oompa-Loompa, doopity-do!" /

Sniz asks: "Well then, who's left?" Randolph says: "Just me, and Dog, Sniz. We're all there is." Sniz asks: "Do you know what this MEANS Dog? You've both WON! You've both won! I had a FEELING you would! I just felt it! Fondue!!!! Come here!" Fondue walks in, and Sniz says: "Fondue, say hi to the winner of today's challenge!" Dog asks: "Fondue works with you?" Sniz says: "The episode is CALLED Sniz, Fondue, and the Chocolate Factory, we HAD to fit Fondue in here somehow!" Fondue says: "And it was a good exscuse to get our NAMES in an episode for once!" Sniz says: "We were testing all of you, and you Dog, passed the test! You've won! Not only have you two BOTH won a life-time supply of chocolate, but Dog, you have won immunity from tonight's vote!" Dog says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "Wanda!!!!" Wanda poofs in and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Take us all back to the Studio, today's challenge is over!" Wanda says: "You've got it!" And everyone returns to the Movie studio, completely unharmed. Rocko asks: "We're ALL okay?" Sniz says: "None of you were EVER in any danger, it was all pretend! Although I WILL admit, that SOME of you did your acting jobs BETTER than others!" Marlene says: "I aim to please!" She turns to Rocko and whispers: "Rocko, Dog's going to vote with me tonight; we're taking out Craig. Join us!" Rocko asks: "Are you sure that's wise?" Marlene says: "It's a $4 million minimum for whoever wins FOURTH place!" Rocko asks: "Reggie?" Reggie says: "I think it's a small price to pay." Rocko sighs and says: "All right, I'll do it. But only because Reggie THINKS I should!" Marlene says: "That's all I needed to know!" Sniz says: "Dog is safe from tonight's vote. The rest of you, are not! It's time to determine who walks away with $3.3 million in cold hard cash!" /

The Silver Sniz Theme Award triumphantly plays. The Contestants all punch in their choices quickly! Sniz grabs a tray with four Silver Sniz awards. Sniz says: "Five contestants, four Silver Sniz Awards. One of you has reached the end of the journey, but you will be leaving with $3.3 million! The awards go to, Dog! Marlene, Rocko!" Larry and Craig look at each other nervously! Craig says: "Larry! It CAN'T be YOU!!!!" Larry sighs and says: "I should've seen this coming from a MILE away! I was ALWAYS going to be too much of a challenge risk to make it THAT far!" Sniz surprisingly shouts: "LARRY!!!!" Larry gasps: "WHAT?!!!" Craig gasps: "I'm OUT?!!!!" Sniz says: "That's what the vote tally says, and our play-back cameras prove it. Three contestants voted you off, Craig." Larry says: "This is absurd! Craig deserves his chance WAY more than I do! My game-play and personality is all over the map!" Marlene says: "Exactly! Think of how EASY it would be to beat you in a jury vote! Who would vote for YOU to win?! Craig's WAY too likable a personality to take to the Final Three! He'd CRUSH anyone in a juried vote!" Larry says: "If this had been a FAIR vote, I would be the one going!" Marlene says: "Guess we can chalk that one up to irony, then. What you expect, isn't always what you get!" Craig says: "Larry, it's all right. Remember what we said. No matter what happens, we'll always be friends first. Besides, I'm walking away with $3.3 million in cash! That's more money than I ever thought that I would win in my life! Play hard for the both of us! I know you can make it to the final three!" Larry says: "Craig, I'll do it for the BOTH of us!" And they hug lovingly! Marlene says: "It's one thing to say something, it's another to actually do it." Craig walks to Sniz, and Sniz hands him a briefcase.

Sniz says: "Here's your prize, $3.3 million in American cold hard cash! Don't spend it all in one place!" Craig says: "Don't worry, I won't! I'll see the rest of you at the finale!" And Craig gets on the Limo of Losers, and it drives away. Sniz says: "That was CERTAINLY the most SHOCKING elimination we've seen this season so far! Now there are four; Dog, Larry, Marlene, and Rocko! The four of them are guaranteed a pay-off of at LEAST $4 million, but all four of them are STILL eyeing the $7.7 million grand prize stay tuned to watch the semi-final, and one of our most exciting episodes ever! It all happens here on Total Cartoon Action!!!!" Episode Notes: The title of this episode, as well as the plot, is a parody/homage to the 1971 film "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." From this episode onwards, Dog can now safely eat and consume chocolate without getting sick. Girly Teengirl, Reggie Rocket, Skipper, Sandy Cheeks, and Randolph all make cameo guest appearances in this episode. It is revealed that Dog has a romantic kinship with Randolph, and the feeling is mutual. With Craig's elimination, all of the couples of "Total Cartoon Action" have been broken apart, and the four remaining shows now ALL only have one representative left representing their show; "Catdog, Spongebob Squarepants, The Penguins of Madagascar," and "Rocko's Modern Life." Craig wins $3,3 million for coming in fifth place, and everyone else is now guaranteed to win at least $4 million! /

Personal Notes: Eliminating Craig Mammalton; honestly, this elimination hurt more than all the others, mostly because I was taking out a character I had spent the WHOLE season building up from pretty much scratch! Craig Mammalton was PERFECT to play a male version of Beth, because like Beth, Craig was pretty much a blank slate, so there was a lot more flexibility to working with him than there would've been if I tried to choose someone else. I thought a good idea (on my part) was to make Craig different, and SHOW Craig's girlfriend RIGHT off the bat to EVERYONE, rather than having EVERYONE think she was a fake, everyone knows right off the bat that she actually WAS real! It wasn't until later that I decided to establish a romantical bond between Craig and Larry. In order to strengthen Larry's redemption story more, Craig needed to be there for him, in more ways than one. Craig and Larry's story was all about learning to accept other people, and not judge them for mistakes they might have made. Because everyone makes mistakes, it's a part of life. But the good thing about making mistakes, is you can learn from them. Craig learned how to be a driving force and managed to establish himself in this season, and that's what I was really going for. Now with Craig out of the game, it gives Larry the final incentive push he needs to make it to the final three! But one more elimination waits! And there are no hints! It will all be revealed...next time! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the sixth episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

 

S1E6: Planet SBC Party

 

hilaryfan80: WHOO PARTY!
jjsthekid: YEAH!
OBAB Now that's what I'm talking about.
Bl4ze: Yeppers!
Conehead: AH! THERE'S BL4ZE!
OBAB: GET OUT AND STOP CRASHING THE PARTY!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: YEAH! YOU BIG PARTY POOPER!
WhaleBlubber: HA! WE WILL BE COMING FOR YOU GUYS SOON!
Storm: RIGHT AFTER ME AND BL4ZE TAKE OVER PLANET SBM!
(The Land Takers teleport)
OBAB: OH NO!
Conehead: WE GOTTA WARN EVERYONE ON PLANET SBM!
OBAB: You guys go since I can't go back there.
Conehead: Ok then, I'll show them what I got.
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Don't worry OBAB, we'll stop them.
Conehead: Hey look there's a pipe
OBAB: NO TIME FOR TALKING GO NOW AND HURRY!
Conehead&SB#1Fan: GOT IT!
(Conehead and SpongeBob's #1 Fan goes into the pipe)

The End

 

 

[4EverGreen]

Here's an episode of “Total Cartoon Action,” presented uncut and unedited for the first time on one WHOLE post! It also contains a brand new Personal Notes section, about something I have noticed looking back on this season, that I didn't realize the first time around. I hope you enjoy it! / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action," we took a tour through a Chocolate Factory as we paid homage to the cult classic family film. The Factory Tour was delicious, but it also wound up being hazardous, as one by one, each contestant or their guest wound up getting taken out of the tour by making a mistake. Although as it turns out, Marlene made HER mistake intentionally! She had SEEN the REAL movie the challenge was based on, and acted accordingly. And I will admit, that she played her part better than anyone else! Marlene convinced Dog to vote with her, and in return, she'd help him win and she would throw the challenge for him. Brilliant strategy, Marlene. In a three to two vote, Craig Mammalton spent his last day on the show, but he walked away with $3.3 million in cold hard cash! Now there are only four contestants left, and it's time for the most magical challenge yet! The magic gloves are OFF and the spells are about to fly, on a very SPELLBOUND episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / "Marlene Otter and the Deadly Master!"

 

It's night-time, and the contestants are once again sleeping. In fact, Marlene is dreaming, and she is having a WONDERFUL dream! Thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we get to see it! In Marlene's dream, she is a TALENTED sorceress par excellence, able to conjure up spells and tricks with ease! Marlene says: "Spell of levitation! Petrification! Memory Eraser! Magical Light Beast!!!!" And after Marlene's impressive display, she sees Skipper appear in a crystal ball. Skipper says: "Very good, Marlene!" Marlene says: "I had a feeling you would appear in this dream. No doubt you want to help me out again." Skipper says: "You know me too well Marlene, helping you win this season would be a very BIG accomplishment for me!" Marlene says: "Why should it be a big accomplishment for YOU?! I'm the one who's done all the WORK this season! Getting as far as I have is not as easy as you would THINK it would be!" Skipper says: "And I'm very well aware of that. But do you think for just one second, that you would've gotten anywhere NEAR this far without my help?" Marlene asks: "What are you talking about?" Skipper asks: "Who comes up with ALL the good ideas? Me! Who gave you ALL your training? Me!" Marlene says: "Maybe, but I'M the one who's actually STILL competing! And you've ONLY helped me out three times, including THIS one! As far as I'm concerned, I've gotten along pretty fine without any other support." Skipper says: "It's dangerous to think so HIGHLY of yourself, that's what got Treeflower into trouble, you know." Marlene says: "That was TREEFLOWER, I'm NOT Treeflower! The sooner you realize that, the sooner I can resume my normal dream!" Skipper shouts: "I'm serious! This is important!!!!" And suddenly, the sky darkens and lightning fills the air! Skipper says: "Oh no! The situation is even more dire than I initially FEARED!!!!"

Marlene asks: "Why? What's happening?" Skipper answers: "Master Vile's coming! He's trying to cut us OFF like he did right before Lil and Stimpy got eliminated!" Marlene asks: "That was HIS doing?" Skipper says: "Yes! And if I'm right, I don't have much time! Prepare yourself, Marlene! Don't let Master Vile--." Than the Crystal Ball cuts out and Skipper disappears. Marlene shouts: "Please! Come back!!!!" Rocko asks: "Come back, who?" And Marlene wakes up! Marlene says: "Rocko, do you remember Master Vile from a couple of episodes back?" Rocko answers: "Hard to forget somebody with a face like that. Why?" Marlene says: "Skipper contacted me in my sleep again. Master Vile is on his way back! And my guess is that he's got something of the most DEADLIEST nature planned for us!" Rocko asks: "Why do you only THINK that? Didn't Skipper tell you the specifics?" Marlene answers: "That's the problem, he couldn't! Master Vile cut us off before Skipper could tell me everything! But one thing is for sure, we cannot afford to take Master Vile lightly! I mean, he IS the first main villain to technically succeed in a plan against the Power Rangers, and only a HANDFUL of villains can say THAT!" Rocko says: "True. But no need to worry. We've come this far, we won't LET Master Vile take US out of the game!" Marlene says: "Maybe not, but heaven knows what type of devious magic that Master Vile will try to use against us!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "This season has been hard enough in itself, but throughout this season, evil forces have continually tried to mess up this game plan of ours! First it was General Barracuda, than Master Coelaceanth, than Trakeena, than Mesogog, than Master Shen, and now Master Vile! One thing all those antagonists had in common, is that each NEW one was FAR more deadlier and devious than the last! Master Vile is no exception! He must be stopped, or the future of the entire EARTH does not look good!" / Rocko says: "These villains are of a different nature than just normal antagonists and bullies. Karma won't be good enough to deal with a threat of this magnitude. The only solution is to attack the problem at the source; and that means facing whatever dire plot Master Vile has in mind! No matter what happens, I can not and WILL not allow Master Vile to harm any one of my friends! They may be season two contestants, but Master Vile will find out that a season one contestant has the ability to stand up to his wrath, and confront it head on!" (End Confessional) In the Winner's Private Trailer, Dog is enjoying the chocolate fountain he had always wanted to try, and until recently, wasn't able to. Dog says: "I just can't get over how wonderful chocolate tastes, now that I can safely eat it! To think that we would manage to get the BOTH of us to the Final Four, two Network Noobs against ALL of the experienced contestants from season one! Only Rocko is left to contend with us now!" Larry says: "I know. And amazing as all that is, I wish Craig was here to share it with me." Dog says: "I'm sorry, Larry. But Marlene offered me the chance to WIN the challenge yesterday. A guarantee, but only if I promised to do a favor for her in return. So I asked myself, what would Larry do?" Larry asks: "Couldn't you have asked ME, personally?"

Dog answers: "In retrospect, I probably should've. But the answer I came up with, is that he would be a man of his word. If he makes a promise, he will keep it, and never go back on his word. I made a promise, I kept it, and I didn't go back on my word. And honestly, voting off Craig was the hardest thing I ever did this season. But I have an obligation to Cat to do the best I can this season. Sometimes, we have to make choices that are harder than others. But you know that voting off Craig was nothing personal. I have no grudge against you." Larry says: "I know. You were just trying to develop a strategy, and I can't say I blame you. But we're the last two guys left standing from the Network Noobs! It's Marlene and Rocko vs. us! I know that's not a pleasant thing to think about, but it's true." Dog asks: "What do you think we should do?" Larry answers: "If one of them wins immunity, we both vote for the one who doesn't, and hope that they don't try to force one of us into a tie-breaker with them." Dog asks: "And if one of us wins immunity?" Larry says: "We can pick from either one of them, but we should STILL both vote for the same contestant, just to be on the safe side." Dog says: "Well, IF I win, I want to vote off Rocko. He's the odd guy out, because he's the only remaining contestant from season one left in the game." Larry asks: "And you don't think that's playing right into Marlene's hands? If she gets into the Final Three, she's going to have a pretty easy time trying to beat the both of us!" Dog says: "That's a chance I'm willing to take. Marlene IS a formidable contestant, but she's only played a GOOD game this season, not a perfect one!" Larry asks: "What do you mean?" Dog says: "Believe it or not, I HAVE noticed that she's made SOME key mistakes this season!"

Larry asks: "Really, what are they?" Dog says: "It's too risky to talk about now, but when we get to the Final Three, I'll tell EVERYONE what they are!" Larry says: "That sounds fair enough! Let's BOTH try to get to the Final Three!" (Confessional) Larry says: "I honestly never thought that I would have to face the Final Three, more or less alone. Dog is on my side, yes. But he's not a soul-mate the way Craig is. I could tell Craig anything, and not have him be judgmental with me. I know Dog is friendly, but I still feel the need to be cautious. It's not that I don't think Dog isn't trustworthy, I'm not sure he can keep his mouth shut around Marlene. I'm not distracted by Marlene's looks so easily, but I'm not sure how Dog feels about her. I suppose I'll find out soon enough." / Dog says: "Personally, I think Marlene IS nice, but she definitely has a perfect personality complex! She thinks that she's perfect, but of course she's not! Over this season, I've learned how to be humble, and realize that I've made my fair share of mistakes. The difference is, I've admitted it when I have made mistakes, and as necessary, did what I could to apologize and/or learn from them. But more importantly than anything else, I just want to play a nice, clean game going into the finale." (End Confessional) Suddenly, an owl flies through the trailer, and drops two letters! One is for Dog, and one is for Larry! An owl drops letters for Rocko and Marlene, as well!

They open their letters, and the screen shots alternate between the different readers! Marlene says: "Dear Mr. or Mrs. Insert Your Name Here..." Larry says: "...you have become a member of the Final Four..." Rocko says: "...and as such, have gained entry into..." Dog says: "...Quid Cat's School of Sorcery and Magic!" Marlene says: "Here, you will learn all the traits and tricks for being a successful magician..." Larry says: "...and be able to perform real magic with the greatest of ease!" Rocko says: "One contestant will gain immunity..." Dog says: "...and one more contestant will have to take the Walk of Shame." Marlene says: "And the fourth place contestant will win $4 million for all their trouble." Larry says: "See you there! Signed..." Rocko says: "Your host with the most..." Dog finishes: "Sniz!" / The contestants are standing outside a British castle, armed with broomsticks, magic wands, and spell-books. Sniz magically appears and says: "Greetings Final Four! Welcome to Quid Cat's School of Sorcery and Magic! Many great wizards, sorceror's, and magicians have walked in and out of these doors, but only ONE of them can be the chosen one of each year!" Rocko asks: "Well, I wonder who the lucky one will be?" Larry says: "It probably won't be me, I know that much! I just have a gut feeling in my stomach!" Sniz says: "We'll be doing the Magical Fantasy Film for this challenge, so without further delay, let me introduce our special guest for this challenge, Gordon Quid from Catscratch!" Gordon magically appears and says: "Hello laddies and lady! The Fairy Godparents have granted a life-long dream of mine, to perform real magic! It would be nicer if I were appearing in season three, but this is a pretty sweet gig!" Dog says: "Well, at least we won't have to worry about nepotism being a problem in this challenge!"

Gordon says: "And now with the help of the SORTING Cat, you shall all become representatives for a magical house!" Waffle comes out and says: "I'm a Magical Sorting Cat! And with the powers of divination, I can determine each contestant's house!" Waffle goes up to Dog, and Waffle says: "Dog's qualities are all over the map! He's hard to pin down! Better put him in, Orange Iguanas!" Gordon says: "Dog represents house Orange Iguanas!" Waffle says: "Rocko is wise, resourceful, loyal. He shall represent house Purple Parrots!" Gordon says: "Rocko is in house Purple Parrots!" Waffle says: "Marlene, you're very DIFFERENT! Your personality splits TWO ways; it would seem, that you could be a GREAT representative for Silver Snakes!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I can't represent the Silver Snakes! I never LIKED that team on Legends of the Hidden Temple! It doesn't matter WHAT the other remaining house is, just so long as it isn't the Silver Snakes!" (End Confessional) Marlene says: "No! Not Silver Snakes!" Waffle says: "Not Silver Snakes? Better put her in House Green Monkeys!" Marlene says: "YES! Green IS my favorite color!" Waffle says: "And by default, Larry is in house Silver Snakes!" Gordon says: "The houses have been chosen! It's time to reveal which one of you is the Chosen One for THIS year!" Waffle twirls around, shakes about, dances, spins around, and STOPS...in front of Marlene!!!! Waffle says: "It's YOU!!!! Marlene Otter, is the CHOSEN one!" Gordon asks: "Marlene Otter? That rhymes WITH Harry...!" Marlene nervously says: "No need to finish it! We ALL know what it rhymes with! No need to get sued with copyright infringement!" Gordon says: "Good point! Follow me into the castle! Your journey is about to begin!!!!" And the four contestants walk through the giant wooden doors, unaware that a very EVIL force is watching them!

Master Vile says: "It seems as though I was RIGHT to interfere with Marlene's dream; she WAS the chosen one after all! But it STILL doesn't make you a match for me, no one is a match for me! Try and learn what you will, no spell you master will be enough to overcome me; I have the most POWERFUL magic in the world!!!!" And Master Vile magically pulls out a completely RESTORED copy of the magical book Burger Beard used to OBTAIN the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!!!! Master Vile says: "With THIS book in my hand, you are ALL pawns in my GAME!!!! Now, let's see what POWER this book can TRULY produce in the right HANDS; MY hands!!!! I'm afraid that I am in charge of the ending THIS time, and this time, all you can do is LOSE!!!! My victory is self-assured!!!!" And Master Vile disappears! (Commercial Break) /

After the commercials end, Marlene is seen once again mastering all the spells she mastered in her dream, only this time, she's doing it for REAL! Marlene says: "Spell of petrification! Levitation. Memory Eraser! Magical Light Beast!!!!" Gordon claps his hands and says: "Well done, Marlene! You've advanced very far and done very well in the amount of time that we've been here, but due to time constraints, we can't PROPERLY show how you've managed to learn these spells!" Marlene bored, asks: "Anything else you wish to state?" Gordon says: "Well, I'd like to state where the four of you stand in house points. The Silver Snakes stand with 100 points, the Orange Iguanas stand with 150 points, and the Purple Parrots AND Green Monkeys are neck and neck with 200 points!" Marlene scoffs and says: "You're doing the POINTS thing?! Wasn't that made more or less irrelevant AFTER the third book?! And I'm PRETTY sure we're already up to the fourth book by now!"

Rocko asks: "Why are you SAYING things like this?" Marlene asks: "Does it matter what I say? I'm Marlene Otter, the CHOSEN one! I can say anything I want!" Dog says: "I'm pretty sure that's NOT what being the chosen one means!" Marlene asks: "Were you NOT even WATCHING me and seeing what I was DOING?! I'm a MASTER! I can DO no wrong!!!!" In a creepy voice, that the contestants CAN'T hear, Master Vile says: "That's what YOU think! Let's see how you handle THIS re-write!!!!" And suddenly, Marlene's wand shoots out and PRODUCES the evil Kracken from "Catscratch!" Gordon shouts: "Marlene! What have you DONE?!" Marlene says: "I didn't do it! Honest I didn't! My WAND made magic all by itself!" Master Vile laughs evily!!!! Master Vile says: "Now deal with THIS!!!!" And Larry's wand shoots OUT, causing Marlene to NARROWLY avoid the blast, and the blast produces a GIANT sized HOLE in the brick wall! Marlene screams: "YOU tried to KILL me?!!!" Larry says: "I didn't do it! Honest, I didn't! My wand did it all by yourself!" Marlene screams: "You expect us to believe THIS lie, you lieing LIAR?!!!" Dog says: "You just used it yourself!" Marlene says: "I can't believe it! All this time, you've only PRETENDED to change just to gain our trust and STAB us in the back! Once a traitor, ALWAYS a traitor!" Larry says: "I honestly DIDN'T do it!"

Master Vile says: "You haven't seen ANYTHING yet! Watch THIS re-write!!!!" And Dog suddenly says: "I HATE my brother Cat! Hate, hate, hate, HATE him!!!!" Rocko asks: "Why would you SAY something like that?! You said you wanted to APOLOGIZE to your brother Cat!" Dog gasps and covers his mouth, and nervously says: "I don't WHY I said that! Something possessed me!" Gordon says: "Stop TRYING to pass the BLAME! There's nobody else HERE!!!!" Rocko says: "You ALL need to behave! What's WRONG with all of you?! None of you are exhibiting the behavior of a final three contender!" Master Vile says: "And NEITHER will YOU! Try THIS trick! Even YOU can't RESIST!!!!" And Rocko suddenly starts convulsing!!!! Rocko says: "ARGH!!!!" Gordon asks: "Now what?!!!" Rocko says: "I can FEEL my nature trying to CHANGE inside of me! It's like something is trying to CORRUPT me!" Larry asks: "What are you talking about?!" Rocko says: "I don't know what's happening, but I'm NOT giving in to these URGES?!!!" Master Vile ANGRILY says: "I WROTE IT!!!! You HAVE no CHOICE! You're JUST a PAWN in my GAME!!!! You HAVE no FREE WILL!!!!" Rocko, determined, says: "Yes, I DO!!!!" And Rocko breaks out of his convulsion, and lightning and thunder suddenly fill the sky! Marlene says: "What's happening now?!"

Rocko says: "Whatever it is, I don't think it's ANYTHING good!!!!" And suddenly, MASTER Vile angrily teleports in!!!! Master Vile angrily says: "IMPOSSIBLE!!!! NOBODY, especially NOT some LOUSY Nicktoon, can RESIST the PULL of this Magic Book!!!!" Marlene gasps and says: "Magic Book?! NO!!!! You CAN'T have THAT one!!!! It was DESTROYED!!!!" Master Vile says: "I brought it BACK!!!! I can do ANYTHING I want! And I can make ANYONE turn evil!!!! Even someone as GOOD as Rocko!!!!" Rocko says: "Master Coelaceanth FAILED with Stimpy; you're going to FAIL with me!!!!" Master Vile writes down in the book and angrily says: "YOU have no CHOICE in the matter!!!! Destroy EVERYONE!!!!" And Rocko is knocked down to the ground even HARDER!!!! Master Vile says: "You can't struggle THIS time!!!! Either YOU turn EVIL, or YOU DIE!!!! You HAVE no CHOICE this TIME!!!!" Rocko, struggling, says: "You're WRONG!!!! I HAVE a choice; we ALL have a CHOICE! Not even that magic BOOK can take it AWAY from us! I won't betray my friends, I can't betray my friends, I will NEVER betray my friends, and I will NOT die!!!!" And with great effort, Rocko breaks free from the convulsion again!

Master Vile angrily says: "IMPOSSIBLE!!!! You are a NICKTOON!!!! You HAVE no free will of your OWN!!!!" Rocko says: "You know absolutely NOTHING about us! I've ALWAYS had free will! You miscalculated again, Master Vile! You thought you could enforce your will on all of us! Well, you're wrong! Not even that Magic Book will get me to betray my nature! I'm too strong for it, I HAVE free will, so do ALL of my friends! In time, that Magic Book will be just as useless controlling them as it is to ME!!!! We may be Nicktoons, but we ALL have our own free will! The only things WE do our by OUR own CHOICE! And you CAN'T control ME, and I WON'T let you control my friends ANY longer!!!!" Master Vile ANGRILY fills the sky with lightning and blasts it ALL around the land! Master Vile angrily questions: "You think you can DEFY my will? You think you can CHANGE your fate?! You're NOT changing ANYTHING!!!! You're not the one in charge of the story! I HOLD all the cards in this game, and if you think I'm going to let one MISERABLE Wallaby MESS it up for me NOW, you're living a LIE!!!! So, you think you have free will? That's fine, but tell me, Rocko; what good can free will do against the MOST powerful MAGIC of ALL?!!!!!!"

Rocko asks: "The MOST powerful magic of ALL?!!!!!!" Marlene gasps: "You CAN'T know that SPELL!!!! It's TOO dangerous! If it DOESN'T outright DESTROY you, it will PERMANENTLY turn you into a MONSTER!!!!" Master Vile angrily says: "Monster?! MONSTER?!!!! I'll show YOU what a REAL MONSTER looks LIKE!!!!!!!" And suddenly, Master Vile ABSORBS the evil Kraken into his being, and with DEADLY black smoke and roaring anger, Master Vile's magical staff begins GLOWING with electric energy! As Gordon Quid and the contestants quickly RUN to the top of the castle! Marlene says: "You guys, if Master Vile is going to do what I think he's doing, than you've GOT to get away from here!" Dog says: "We're not going to leave you!!!!" And suddenly, the castle BREAKS apart as Master Vile begins GROWING, gaining the characteristics of a GIANT Kracken!!!! Master Vile laughs evilly as he AND his giant staff GROW 500 FEET tall, HOPELESSLY over-towering the contestants!!!! In a monsterous, thunderous voice, Master Vile says: "YOU POOR, PITIFUL, INSIGNIFICANT FOOLS!!!!!!!!" Dog says: "Look out!!!!" And the contestants narrowly avoid one of Master Vile's many Kracken tentacles! Master Vile roars: "NOW I HAVE COMMAND OVER ALL OF THE COSMOS!!!! THE EARTH OBEYS MY EVERY WHIM!!!!"

The wind and rain SEVERELY kick up, forcing everyone to try to get their FOOTING!!!! Marlene shouts: "DOG!!!!" Dog says: "WOAH!!!!" As he gets flung FAR away!!!! Master Vile commandingly says: "THE ATLANTIC OCEAN AND ALL ITS SPOILS, SWALLOW FLORIDA AND BOW TO MY POWER!!!!!!!!" And with Master Vile's overwhelming magic, the Atlantic Ocean RISES and all the ground in Florida SINKS beneath the waves as giant sunken ships rise OUT of the ocean, and eerily begin trying to RAM down the contestants! Marlene, being an otter, is able to SWIM through the waves, and manages to catch hold of a solid rock! Larry is also able to swim through the waves, but a giant ship called the TRYTANIC seems to overcome him! Marlene angrily says: "OBLITERATE!!!!" But her wand produces NOTHING!!!! Master Vile mockingly says: "WHAT'S WRONG, MARLENE?!!! OUT OF JUICE?!!! I'VE NULLIFIED YOUR MAGIC!!!! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME WITHOUT IT?!!!!!!!" But thankfully, Larry is just swept beneath the waves, and finds Dog! Larry says: "Come on Dog, let's DO it!" And they grab hold of a rope, and they manage to pull themselves up to the ship's hold! Rocko grabs onto the same rock as Marlene, and says: "Magical Light BEAST!!!!" But Rocko's magical wand produces nothing!

Master Vile mockingly says: "YOU FOOLS!!!! IDIOTS!!!! IMBECILES!!!! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I WOULD TAKE ANY CHANCES?!!! I TOLD YOU I HOLD ALL THE CARDS IN THIS CHALLENGE; NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!!" And Master Vile DISINTEGRATES the rock Marlene and Rocko are on, causing them BOTH to fall into the vortex of the GIANT whirlpool, as Dog and Larry STRUGGLE to get to the ship's control station and steer the ship! Meanwhile, the vortex is moving TOO fast for Marlene to even get into the water and try to escape! With an evil glint, Master Vile takes electric pot-shots at Rocko and Marlene, and its all they can do to try and dodge them! Dog and Larry manage to make it to the control station! Larry says: "I'll gun the engine and give it ALL she's got! You steer the thing and TAKE him out!!!!" Dog, determined, says: "Gladly! Nobody makes ME say anything against MY free will!!!!" Master Vile glares with a triumphant stare and cruelly laughs: "HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! SO MUCH FOR YOUR FAME!!!!!!!!!!" But with a look of SHEER determination, Dog RAMS the Trytanic RIGHT through Master Vile's HEART!!!! Master Vile screams: "AHHH!!!! OHHH!!!! OHHH!!!! OHHH!!!!" And the speed and bulk of the ship FINALLY over-whelm Master Vile, as his tentacles FEEBLY try to break Master Vile's dying body free!

Dog gasps and says: "And THAT, is the LAST time ANY villain of YOUR nature EVER tries to mess with our free will AGAIN!!!!" And with Master Vile destroyed, everything in Florida gets turned back to normal, and everything is restored to as it was! Sniz comes back and says: "And it's OVER! It's all over! Dog has WON immunity!" Marlene gasps and asks: "How is THAT possible? I WAS the Chosen One!" Sniz asks: "Haven't you learned ANYTHING from this challenge? Having at title means NOTHING! It's what you DO that truly matters! Dog has proven to HAVE determination, bravery, courage, and the heart to do what NEEDED to be done!" Larry says: "He also had muscles, don't forget the muscles!" Sniz says: "Marlene, you're a STELLAR contestant, but you NEED to not think so highly of yourself! That has been your GREATEST shortcoming this season! The sooner you learn how to be humble, the better off you'll be for it!" Marlene sighs and says: "I'm sorry, Rocko. I messed up. I really ruined my chances THIS time! I should've NEVER let the title of the Chosen One go to my head! I got conceited! I'm sorry about all of this!" Rocko says: "Well, if we WANT to get technical, it was Master Vile who tried to make us ALL go out of character!"

Sniz says: "Dog is safe, but the rest of you are not. One of you has spent their last day in this challenge!" (Confessional)

Dog says: "I did it! I'm a lock for the Final Three! But who's going to join me? I know I want Larry to come with me, but who else gets to be in the Final Three? Well, maybe since Marlene spent SO much time and effort trying to GET to the Final Three, maybe I SHOULD let her get in! After all, you know the old saying; be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" / Larry says: "I'm proud for Dog! He's worked for this, he's earned this! I honestly can't say what's going to happen with tonight's vote-off. All I know is, this ride has been a blast!" / Marlene sighs and says: "Accepting the fact I made a mistake, and having to face the fact that I have short-comings...NOTHING has been harder for me than THIS challenge! I can't believe I've come this far, to have it ALL fall so short! Without immunity, I'm vulnerable to whatever desired outcome that the other three contestants want! How can I POSSIBLY survive this?!" / Rocko says: "I was the only Nicktoon to resist Master Vile's evil magic, but it wasn't easy. I mean, I've known what it feels like to succumb to temptaion. One time, I was left in charge of the comic store, I sat on Mr. Smitty's chair, and that chair possessed me! It corrupted me with evil! I couldn't fight it! Needless to say, I wasn't about to let that EVER happen again! But what do I do now? Reggie can't advise me this time. Guess I'll leave it up to karma."

(End Confessional) The Silver Sniz triumphantly plays for the final time this season, as Sniz comes out to confetti and glitter being shot out of cannons! Sniz says: "This IS the FINAL vote-off this season! One of you has reached the end of the game, and will NOT get to continue! But you will receive $4 million for your troubles! The time has come to vote, for the LAST time this season!" Dog says: "Sorry, this contest is for season TWO contestants ONLY!" Larry says: "See you NEVER, little Miss Traitor!" Marlene says: "I like Larry, but Rocko eats less, so, more food for me!" Rocko sighs, and pushes a button, not saying anything. Sniz says: "And the Silver Sniz's go to, Dog, Marlene, and....LARRY!!!!" Marlene and Larry both gasp! Marlene says: "We're BOTH in the Final Three?!" Larry asks: "But who ELSE could've VOTED for Rocko?!" Dog says: "I know I did, but who gave Rocko another vote?" Rocko sighs and says: "I did. I voted myself off." Marlene asks: "Why would you do that?" Rocko says: "This season has been all about me trying to do the right thing. This game we've played, it's been a really great game for me. I really got to prove myself this season. But truthfully, I can't force the three of you to choose between yourselves who gets to stay or go. So I decided to remove myself from the equation."

Marlene says: "For what it's worth Rocko, I would've taken you to the Final Three." Rocko says: "I know you would've, but this feels like good karma on my part. And I feel as though I've avenged Reggie's honor enough. $4 million is a great prize, and I'm proud to have won it." Sniz says: "Here is your briefcase! Filled with $4 million in American cold hard cash!" Rocko takes it and says: "Thanks, mate! This is most appreciated!" Rocko approaches the Limo of Losers and says: "Good luck to all three of you! May the best man or woman win!" And the Limo of Losers drives away! Sniz says: "Rocko voting HIMSELF off?! I SO didn't see that coming! And believe me, I saw a LOT of things coming this season! And now, there are three, Marlene, Larry, and Dog. Any one of them can win $7.7 million! Find out who in the ALMOST season finale of Total Cartoon Action!" /

Episode Notes: Skipper, Gordon Quid, and Master Vile all have guest appearances in this episode. The episode title, as well as part of its plot, is a parody of the "Harry Potter" books, specifically "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." The climatic battle between the Nicktoons and Master Vile, is inspired by the climatic battle of "The Little Mermaid." Rocko votes himself out of the challenge. With Rocko's elimination, not only are all the participants from "Rocko's Modern Life" now eliminated, but ALL of the returning contestants from season one (with the exception of Sandy and Stimpy) have now been eliminated at least TWICE! The Final Three is Larry, Marlene, and Dog! /

NEW Personal Notes: What I didn't realize when I was making this season, is that the main villains I featured in this season, all represented aspects of the Seven Deadly Sins! Here is where they fall on the aspect levels. / General Horatio Barracuda: Pride. The one thing this fish had more than anyone else, was his feeling of pride. He was PROUD of being an accomplished General, and PROUD of following orders to the letter. And he always felt very INSULTED whenever anybody did SOMETHING that maligned AGAINST his orders or what he felt that he NEEDED to do. While there's nothing necessarily wrong about being PROUD of what you do, being TOO proud can create problems. In fact, Pride often leads to all the REST of the Seven Deadly Sins, which is clearly evident after General Horatio Barracuda was EXPOSED to the “Total Cartoon Action” contestants. / Master Coelaceanth: Lust. This dangerous psychopath only had one thing on his mind; his desire for power. He was obsessed with GETTING power and keeping it by any means necessary, hence his reason for keeping General Barracuda around to do his dirty work until he was no longer useful. Once General Barracuda proved to be too inefficient for the evil fish's purposes, Master Colaceanth decided to get a new second in command for his purposes. But his Lust ended up being a double-edged sword, as more than ONE potential recruit ended up hurting him in his drive for power. He also had a lust for staying alive in order to CONTINUE his evil deeds! But in his rush to try to stay alive, he ended up saying something that ended up FINALLY costing him his life! /

Meta-Trakeena: Envy. Trakeena has always been vain and narcissistic about her appearance; getting transformed into a new, meta form only made her MORE obsessed with proving her beauty to everyone. And when she felt that someone, in this case, the Irkens; didn't appreciate her 'Superior' beauty enough, she decided to destroy them! And because she didn't want ANYONE who didn't appreciate her beauty to LIVE, she decided to pursue anyone who 'slighted' her. But her envy ended up blinding her to the truth; the truth that General Barracuda WASN'T just going to let her get away with slaughtering anyone she pleased, and that General Barracuda WAS willing to do anything to stop her, including risking his own life! / Aang/Mesogog: Wrath. The relationship with Aang and Mesogog was meant to reflect the two sides of Wrath. Being angry for what's perceived to be a “Good” reason (even if it really isn't one), and being angry just because you CAN be! Aang was angry, mostly because he felt that he had been purposely LIED to about his live-action movie, becoming a box-office masterpiece. Feeling slighted, but unable and/or unwilling to do anything of his OWN accord, Aang decided there was only one option available to him. Aang decided to go to Master Coelaceanth in order to get the incentive he needed to unleash his wrath! But Aang got more than he bargained for when Master Coelaceanth injected Aang with Mesogog. The problem with Wrath is that when someone has it, Wrath can quickly SPIRAL out of control, and completely CONSUME someone until all they can and WILL think about is revenge, at ANY cost! Mesogog was PERFECT as the personification of out of control Wrath, incapable of love, compassion, empathy, or thinking of the health and safety of others. All Mesogog wanted was REVENGE against the human race, and making a dinosaur filled Earth a reality. It wasn't until Aang was FINALLY willing to let go of his anger, that he could finally EXPEL Mesogog from his body, and Mesogog could be destroyed in a blast of fire, a fitting end for such an unfit creature! /

Daggett Doofus Beaver: Sloth. The only NON-Villain to have one of the Seven Deadly Sins, Sloth is probably the ONLY sin which doesn't automatically endanger anyone who has it. The major reason Daggett experienced Sloth, is that it wasn't his choice. Daggett didn't win a chance to become a contestant on season two, so he was forced to sit on the sidelines. Daggett, unlike all the villains who HAD one of the other Seven Deadly Sins, didn't LIKE his position. That's why Daggett, was TRYING to do stuff that would help him move around and add some ACTION to a life that was otherwise lacking in action. However, in Daggett's drive to NOT be a Sloth, he ended up irritating Norbert, who thought Daggett was just being mean and cruel. Because of Norbert's irritated mood, Norbert ended up trying to punish Daggett for his behavior, instead of trying to get to the root of Daggett's problem. Norbert's journey in “Total Cartoon Action” was to realize what Daggett was feeling, and why he was doing what he did in the “Performance Reviews.” / Master Shen: Gluttony. Being a peacock, you would think Master Shen would inherit the “Envy” trait. Instead, Master Shen was obsessed with eating. Master Shen tried to eat Craig Mammalton, he tried to eat the Breadwinners, and he tried to eat the cast from “Back At the Barnyard.” And the worst part is, Master Shen wasn't even DOING it because he NEEDED to eat, he did it for pure, malicious “Fun.” When Master Shen was DENIED of his meals, he tried to increase his size to EQUAL the amount of obsessiveness he HAD with eating! Thankfully, Master Shen was cut down to size by his ONE weakness, and now will have a HARD time eating anything smaller than himself in the future! / Master Vile: Greed. When Greed is brought up, it usually involves thoughts of money or love. But in Master Vile's case, he was Greedy for power! Master Vile felt that it was he, and he alone, who DESERVED to rule the Universe, and he was Greedy to prove it to anyone who crossed him! When Master Vile was DENIED an easy victory not once, but twice, Master Vile always decided to INCREASE his size to match the amount of GREED that was inside of him! But while his Greed increased his size, it also GREATLY hindered his ability to think logically. When Master Vile turned himself into a monster of PURE Greed, he ended up getting taken out in one of the most PAINFUL ways possible, to PROVE that NOBODY, no matter WHO they are, can “Just” take what they want, no matter HOW powerful they are! /

Old Personal Notes: Going into the final episodes for this season, I wanted to make the most unpredictable shake-up of this season yet! Believe it or not, I initially MADE "Total Cartoon Action" with the thought that I was going to take Craig to the end, narrowly beating Marlene! But I thought that was going too CLOSE to the original "Total Drama Action" plot, as Craig was basically a male version of Beth. So then I decided to make Rocko my potential winner instead, because I liked Rocko, and thought this could be his season to win. But as I was writing this season, another winner became possible for me to write, and not just ONE winner either! To make this out-come possible, I needed to figure out, how could Rocko's elimination be possible, and still not feel like a cheat? The obvious answer, was that Rocko would CHOOSE to vote himself out, rather than force his friends to fight for a slot in the final three. Because Rocko has always been interested in doing the right thing, and having good karma on his side. To me, this felt like the best way for Rocko to keep his karma and his friends, without compromising Rocko's game. There are no more eliminations, just a fight to the finish! Someone is going to win this! The only question is, who?! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

@4EverGreen, if I may add something...

This episode is retroactively dedicated to Gene Wilder. He will always live on in our pure imaginations.

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the seventh episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

Spoiler

The SBC Show: OBAB Edition

 

S1E7: Planet SBM Times with GullahOfficial

 

BenPaz: Hey guys.
Cakecup: Oh hi Benpaz, we're gonna have a big party.
Benpaz: Cool! There also seems to be a big party on Planet SBC, But I will stay here.
President Squidward: Hey Benpaz look there's a pipe.
Conehead: EVERYONE RUN AND HIDE!
SpongeBob And Patrick: THERE COMING!
President Squidward: Who's coming!
(EXPLOSION!)
Bl4ze: HI EVERYONE!
BobCarotte: BL4ZE!
Storm: WANNA PARTY!
Cha: STORM!
Conehead: OH NO YOU DON'T OOBIMINIONS GET HIM!
Storm: WAIT HE HAS OOBI MINIONS TOO!
Bl4ze: WHALEBOTS ATTACK!
(EXPLOSIONS)
OOBIMINIONS: DIE!
(BOOM)
WhaleBots: OH N-
(BOOM)
Conehead: YES! WE'RE WINNING!
Bl4ze: NO RETREAT! RETREAT!
(Bl4ze and Storm Teleports)
SpongeBob And Patrick: THERE GONE!
Conehead: SHOOT! LETS HURRY BACK TO PLANET SBC!
SpongeBob's #1 Fan: THERE'S THE PIPE!
Benpaz: WAIT! I'm coming too.
SpongeBob And Patrick: Great!
Cakecup: HURRY GUYS! THERE IS NO TIME TO WASTE!
(Conehead, SpongeBob And Patrick, and Benpaz goes into the pipe)

The End