Fanfiction Reruns

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of an episode from SpingeBill's Adventure (written by Conehead)

Spoiler

Episode 10: Dennis Gets Revenge

(SpongeBob and Patrick are at SB's house)

SpongeBob: hey pat

Patrick: yeah SpongeBob

SpongeBob: i got nothing to do

Patrick: me neither

SpongeBob: remember that concert

(Flashback from Episode 9)

"Pickle: hey guys Kelpy G has cancelled his concert"

"Peanut: SO LETS ROCK PICKLE AND PEANUT STYLE"

"(Pickle and Peanut theme song plays)"

"Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"Squidward: I hate pickles and peanuts"

SpongeBob: wait a minute

Patrick: SB your phone is ringing

Ringtone: KLASKY CSUPO KLASKY CSUPO KLASKY

SpongeBob: alright shut up already

(SB answers the phone)

Splaat: hi guys

Patrick: hey mr demon monster

Splaat: i have made new friends now

SpongeBob: who

(The facecam on Splaat's phone pans to a scared Gumball)

Gumball: help

SpongeBob: hey, I know these guys

Splaat: really

Patrick: yup, I went skydiving with them before

Splaat: wow

Splaat: anyway, you guys mind if I visit

SpongeBob: nope

Splaat: OK then, ill be there in a splaat

(Splaat teleports [to see how, play the beginning of the KC logo in reverse])

Splaat: i'm here

Patrick: hi

Splaat: oh hey, do you want me to show you something

SpongeBob: sure

(Splaat's ink blob forms wings)

Patrick: *gasp*

SpongeBob: AMAZING

Splaat: up for a ride

Patrick: sure

(Splaat grabs SpongeBob and Patrick and flys to the surface)

SpongeBob: WOAH

Patrick: THIS IS AWESOME

(SpongeBob and Patrick dry up)

Splaat: and don't forget your air-breathing powers

(Splaat takes 2 chunks of ink off of his ink blob and puts them on SpongeBob and Patrick)

Patrick: how will this work

(The ink sinks into SB and P and they immediately get moist and be able to breathe)

SpongeBob: oh thank you

???: YOU WON'T BREATHE FOR LONG

(A Dennis-like figure almost crashes into SB and P)

Dennis: I'VE BEEN LEFT WITH NO FOOD AND WATER FOR 12 YEARS AND ITS ALL THANKS TO YOU

Patrick: I don't remember anything

Dennis: WELL I DONT CARE

Splaat: guys, i got this

(Splaat launches KC blocks from his mouth but misses)

Splaat: WHAT

(Dennis runs over Splaat with his motorcycle)

Dennis: AND NOW, TIME TO DIE

THE END

 

[4EverGreen]

It's time for a brand new episode, and what's cooler than being cool?! Ice COLD!!!! And it doesn't get much colder than where the cast will end up going on today's brand new episode! But even COLDER than the destination, is the secret ONE contestant is hiding from the others! And it will turn out to be VERY chilly! /

Before the show open even plays, Angelica Pickles has walked into the cargo hold, still VERY angry from the events of the last episode. Angelica says: "That STUPID Zarbon, subjecting me to pain and humiliation, I'm the only one around here who does THAT!!!! The IMBECILE!!!! Does he REALLY think I will get SCARED of him if he BRINGS up FREEZA?! Nobody in the entire WORLD scares ME!!!!" Than suddenly, the lights in the cargo hold go out, and a sinister male voice says: "Not even ME?!!!" Angelica gasps in shock and she says: "Not YOU!!!!" The lights come back on, and Angelica is looking into a mirror, but looking back at her is...DAI SHI!!!! Angelica says: "I SAID I was going to get REVENGE all on my OWN!!!! Get BACK in there!!!!" Dai Shi says: "Sorry, I can't do that! You see, I'm not PLAYING by your rules! And not only that, I don't even PLAN on playing by the rules that Sniz has set up! You THOUGHT that by letting ME possess you, that I would HONESTLY let YOU call all the shots? Get SERIOUS!!!! I am an all powerful DRAGON, and YOU are a mere mortal! I can do things in your name AND body you NEVER thought possible!!!!" Angelica sarcastically says: "Yeah RIGHT! I can imagine a LOT for YOUR information!!!!" Dai Shi, in a wicked, cruel laugh, says: "What if I TOLD you that I PLANNED on making your THREAT to SEND all the contestants home in BODY BAGS come TRUE?!!!" Angelica gasps and says: "You COULDN'T!!!!" Dai Shi says: "I CAN!!!!" Angelica says: "I WOULDN'T!!!!" Dai Shi says: "We WILL!!!! You know what your BIGGEST problem IS?!!! I mean, besides being your OWN worst enemy?! You think that you are either the greatest Nicktoon to EVER exist, or that you're the MOST evil Nicktoon EVER! Well, I think this show deserves a BETTER class of EVIL, and I plan on GIVING it to them, whether YOU want me to or NOT!!!! And NOTHING, NOBODY can STOP ME!!!!!!!!!!!" Zarbon jumps out of the shadows and says: "Except for ME, Dai SHI!!!!"

Angelica turns around, and a big dragon aura, representing Dai Shi, is REVEALED to be mentally and physically possessing Angelica!!!! Zarbon says: "I knew SOMETHING wasn't RIGHT with you! Even HUMAN Angelica would NEVER be as diabolical to suggest calling Vegeta to DESTROY me!" Dai Shi and Angelica laugh simultaneously, despite Angelica's attempt NOT to! Dai Shi, who also speaks using Angelica's voice, says: "You FOOL!!!! You think it will make ANY difference that YOU know the TRUTH?! With the kind of track record you HAVE being SO loyal to Freeza?! NOBODY will believe YOU; after all, I am an EXPERT when it comes to LYING!!!! I can make the others believe whatever I WANT them to believe, and there is NOTHING you can do about it! I will do what even YOU don't have the guts to do; DESTROY all the contestants, and take my RIGHTFUL place as RULER of this world!!!!" Zarbon angrily says: "All right, I didn't want to DO this, but you LEAVE me no choice!! I will CALL Freeza, and have him SHUT you up ONCE and for ALL!!!!" Dai Shi laughs sadistically, making Zarbon suddenly scared!! Dai Shi evilly says: "Hasn't ANYONE told you YET?!!! Freeza was COMPLETELY destroyed!!!! A young Super Saiyan teenager, KILLED him!!!!" Zarbon trembles and he says: "NO!!!! That is a LIE!!!! Freeza was ALIVE!!!! I felt HIM!!!!" Zarbon kneels down and emanating a POWERFUL blast of outward energy, shouts: "NO!!!!!!!!!!" And even Angelica/Dai Shi is BLOWN away by Zarbon's sudden display of power!!!! Even Zarbon is SHOCKED by this sudden strength!!!! Zarbon says: "This ENERGY!!!! I've never been able to display such strength BEFORE! Not even in my transformed state! It looks as though you're not as all powerful as you THOUGHT, Dai Shi!" Dai Shi says: "Even if that WERE true, I know that you WON'T kill me!!!!"

Dai Shi's aura retreats into Angelica, and speaking with Angelica's voice, says: "Not as long as I'm inside Angelica's body! After all, you're trying to WIN this competition, and you won't BREAK the rule that says you can't KILL a contestant!!!! I however, have no qualms about BREAKING that rule! And I will strike when NOBODY expects it! And there is NOTHING you can do to STOP it!!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got LIVES to ruin, and DESTROY!!!!" And the Dai Shi possessed Angelica, walks out of the cargo hold. Zarbon, to nobody in particular, says: "Well, maybe there's nothing I can to to stop YOU...on my own! But I do know of someone who can help take you down! I may not have Freeza, but I think it's time I asked for help, from someone who is even better! And that someone, is a dog! Captain Retro, I know you will help me take out Dai Shi, once and for ALL!!!!" /

Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, there were 33 contestants going to India; until who of all contestants, should rear her angry head EXCEPT Angelica Pickles?!!! That's right! The BI--I mean, the 'WITCH' is back and she has a bone to pick with Suzie and Otto! So much so, Angelica got herself signed onto Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and allied herself with Zarbon! Only Zarbon, didn't want any part of Angelica's hair-brained scheme! The scheme, to get fake married at the Taj Mahal, and cross the Ganges River! Despite trying to hurt, maim, and seriously INJURE Angelica at every opportunity possible, Angelica just REFUSED to take a HINT from Zarbon, until Zarbon LITERALLY dumped her in the Ganges River! It was bound to happen sooner or later! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, really, really LOST to Team Adversity, and AGAIN to Team Retro, as Team Retro won for the UMPTEENTH time! But because Zarbon crossed the Ganges, even without Angelica, BOTH received individual immunity for crossing! If that's not a sick twist, I don't know WHAT is! Fortunately, there were other targets to choose from in the Double Elimination. Oonski proved to be a VERY lousy role model! The guy ABANDONS his girlfriend, and eighteen years later, almost KISSES his biological son, Daggett!!!! Somebody call Jerry Springer! And Kaput, after spending all his time sabotaging everybody else, ended up sabotaging himself, but that's what you get, when you don't tell ANYBODY, that you're allergic to moles! And henceforth, both Oonski AND Kaput, had to take the Drop of Shame! Now we are down to 32 contestants, 14 of which are STILL in Team Retro! But will they be for LONG? I have a feeling Team Retro is bound to go down in numbers, no matter WHAT they do! Find out what happens on a VERY cool Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

"Never, Ever Rest, on Higher Ground on Everest!" / In First Class, Captain Retro has his eyes closed and is meditating. He's sitting with his legs folded. And in his mind, a mental image (which can be seen thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents) Captain Retro is dodging and moving fast, as if fighting against an unseen enemy. Than Captain Retro concentrates, claps his arms together, and in a big deep breath, Captain Retro says: "KA-ME-HA-ME--!!!!" And Marlene says: "Hello?" Captain Retro snaps awake, just as Zarbon's BURST of energy flows through the plane, but it's overshadowed as Captain Retro wakes up to find his arms clapped together like in his vision, and Captain Retro shouts: "HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Captain Retro shoots a blue beam of energy, which blows UP Gonard and Bulma's 'wedding' cake, making Bulma COMPLETELY bewildered!!!! Bulma asks: "WHAT...just happened?!!!" Marlene looks at amazement, and asks: "Captain Retro, what was THAT all about?!" Captain Retro says: "I don't know! I tried to develop X-ray powers, but that didn't pan out. So I thought I would try to perform a Kamehameha Wave. But no matter how hard I tried, I could NEVER do it...until just now." Marlene says: "Maybe the ability to do something like that isn't related to when you WANT to do it. But rather, when you NEED to do it! What was that burst of energy that rippled through the plane?! It felt like...Zarbon!!!! But...that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Zarbon can't POSSIBLY be so strong!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Not when he was EVIL or working for Freeza! Bulma, you KNOW something about this, don't you?!!!" Bulma nervously says: "Well, I did know that some white haired teenager with a sword, turned Super Saiyan, and sliced up Freeza, but I NEVER told Zarbon about it, or ANYBODY!!!! I was worried if Zarbon ever found out...well, I just didn't WANT him to find out; if we can leave it at that!" Captain Retro says: "It's not just this new strength that amazes me. I'm not the only one on this plane who has managed to learn a new ability."

Marlene asks: "What do you mean?" Captain Retro says: "I sensed Zarbon's aura, and I was going to read it, until I sensed something I NEVER expected to sense!!!!" Gonard asks: "Which is...?" Captain Retro says: "Zarbon SENSED my aura, and TRIED to read it! That's when I opened up my eyes! The trouble is, if Zarbon was still totally evil or still loyal to Freeza, Zarbon should've NEVER been able to learn how to sense an aura, let alone read one. But Zarbon being in this competition, and having learned of Freeza's demise, has affected Zarbon in a way I never thought possible! If Zarbon can sense other people's auras, he may learn how to read them like I can. The trouble is, I don't know whether he will use the information he finds for the purposes of good, or ill! And if he can sense my aura, I can't afford to try to read Zarbon's aura anymore! So from here on out, I can no longer afford to focus on Zarbon! I don't want him to read my aura and know what I'm thinking!" Marlene says: "I don't blame you for that!" Captain Retro says: "Still, someone must have told Zarbon about Freeza's demise. The trouble is, who besides Bulma and myself could've KNOWN about that, and who would TELL Zarbon about it, and WHY?! That's the most disturbing thing of all! Be wary, I sense a great evil on this plane." Stimpy asks: "It's not Anti-Timmy, is it?" Captain Retro says: "Anti-Timmy doesn't have an aura anymore, so it is most certainly not him, if he IS still on the plane!!!!" And Captain Retro looks suspiciously at Bulma, but Bulma whistles innocently. Captain Retro says: "However, I think you are right, Marlene. If I CAN perform a Kamehameha Wave, than I must have a NEED to know how to do it, and as much as it worries me, I have to talk to Zarbon about this!" Rocko asks: "But why Zarbon?!"

Captain Retro says: "Zarbon knows whats going on. As risky as it is to talk to Zarbon, it's riskier to continue on without knowledge of what's going on. I won't involve any of you in this, I'll undertake this task alone." Marlene says: "Don't do anything TOO dangerous or crazy, all right?!" Captain Retro says: "No worries! I haven't made it THIS far by taking unsafe risks!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Something has Zarbon worried. And this worry, does not come from Freeza. And if Zarbon is suddenly able to utilize strength that's never been available to him before, there has to be a very good reason why. And if my guess is right, Zarbon might need my help in a way that I've never thought possible!" / Bulma says: "So Captain Retro can perform a Kamehameha now? Things just got a WHOLE lot more interesting! Here I was, thinking that I might need to engineer a way to use Anti-Timmy to get Captain Retro OUT of the game, and instead, it seems that Captain Retro has unintentionally unlocked a DOOR for me! If Zarbon has more strength than I initially anticipated, he may be more useful to me than I gave him credit for! It looks like Zarbon gets to stick around for longer than I originally planned! Not that it will make any difference to ME in the long run, I STILL plan on coming out on top in the end!!!!" / Marlene says: "The continued hidden talents and abilities Captain Retro has never ceases to amaze me. But just now? I think Captain Retro even surprised himself! And that MUST be something, because for someone of HIS nature, it must be almost IMPOSSIBLE to surprise himself! And I'm not SURE if that's a GOOD thing in this case!" (End Confessional)

Captain Retro enters the cargo hold, and Zarbon speaks up. Zarbon says: "You came looking for me." Captain Retro says: "Yes. It's kind of hard to NOT notice the kind of energy YOU just put out!" Zarbon says: "It's also kind of hard to NOT notice you trying to READ my aura and performing...what was that move you did again? A Kamehameha Wave?" Captain Retro says: "If it makes you feel any better, I don't plan on reading your aura anymore. I TRUST you not to read mine!" Zarbon says: "We'll see!" Captain Retro says: "Let's cut right to the chase. Someone told you about Freeza's demise. Who did it, and why?" Zarbon says: "So both you AND Bulma knew! I had a feeling she was hiding something from me; now I know what it was. But you might not believe just who told me about Freeza's demise." Captain Retro says: "I believe in a lot of things; even if they sound improbable! Tell me, how did you discover so much power inside of you?!" Zarbon says: "The same BEING who told me about Freeza's demise! Angelica was telling the truth, but not the whole truth! Dai Shi IS alive, but he's POSSESSING Angelica!!!! And WORSE, he plans on bringing Angelica's THREAT, to send ALL the contestant's home in BODY BAGS, a REALITY!!!!" Captain Retro gasps in shock and says: "Dai Shi is INSANE!!!! He KNOWS he can't break the no killing contestants rule!" Zarbon says: "Dai Shi is a lot like I once was. Dai Shi does not CARE about Sniz's rules, or about the money, all he cares about is world domination! But if Dai Shi thinks that I will let him accomplish his goals, let alone, accomplish them while in Angelica's body, than Dai Shi BETTER think again, because I won't LET him!!!!"

Captain Retro gasps in astonishment! Captain Retro says: "Wow! I never thought I would hear you talk like this! What brought about this change in you?" Zarbon says: "I used to think other races and other planets that weren't my own, were useless. But after everything that has happened in this competition, I don't think that way anymore!" Captain Retro, unsure, says: "That is the WEIRDEST compliment/insult I've EVER heard from you so far! A complisult, if you will." Zarbon says: "Fusing two words into a new one? Now THAT'S one of the weirdest activities I have EVER seen a race and/or planet undertake!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "The fact that Dai Shi is back, is bad ENOUGH! But having Dai Shi back AND possessing Angelica Pickles, is DOUBLE trouble! Everyone is so USED to Angelica Pickles being BAD, they don't expect for someone like her to get even WORSE, like Dai Shi! I'll give Dai Shi credit for one thing; he's smarter than Mesogog in picking someone to possess. Dai Shi MUST be stopped, but how can Dai Shi be STOPPED without causing undue HARM to Angelica in the process? No matter what the challenge is, I will face it! And the best part is, I have the help of my alliance; Power Rangers Retro Force will unite and take down Dai Shi once and for all!" / Zarbon says: "Initially, I thought winning this thing would be so easy! I knew that if I EVER got into any REAL dire straits, I could always COUNT on Freeza being able to INSURE my win! But now that I can no longer count on that anymore, I need to find the strength inside myself, to be brave, strong, and even to do something that is right. Because for what its worth, Earth is a pretty nice place, and I don't want to see Dai Shi DESTROY it! I'm willing to save this planet for ALL the Earthlings to live on, EVEN that mouthy Bulma!" (End Confessional)

In the V.I.P. lounge, Sniz is feeling a chill, even in his hot tub! Sniz asks: "All right! Who turned on the A.C. full blast?!" Norbert says: "I don't feel a thing!" Daggett says: "Maybe it's just you!" Sniz says: "You two have THICK beaver pelts! Of COURSE you don't feel it!" Over the intercom, General Barracuda announces: "Attention passengers; we are about to descend and land in Nepal. Nice, quiet, Nepal. In the very LIKELY event of a crash landing due to these white-out conditions; crouch down, put your head under your knees, and kiss your BUTT good-bye, if you can!!!!" Robot says: "That leaves ME out! I technically don't HAVE a butt!" The plane, despite descending violently, manages to make a bumpy, but very survivable, landing on the white, fluffy snow, without even making a SCRATCH on the plane! General Barracuda moans in frustration and says: "Oh, MAN!!!! I was hoping for a COOLER impact than that!" / The contestants all get out of the plane, with only Team Retro dressed in parkas. Reggie says: "Captain Retro, that parka button of yours has sure come in handy!" Angelica screams: "EXCUSE me?!!! Captain Retro, you SAID you can MAKE 17 parkas at one TIME!!!! Where's MY parka NOW?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Sorry, BUT--." And Captain Retro pushes his parka button again, and gives parkas to Chameleon, Suzie, and Patrick. Captain Retro says: "I already gave OUT all of my parkas! Besides, I don't GIVE away parkas to any DRAGON ladies!!!!" And Angelica gasps in SHOCK!!!! (Confessional) Angelica, in Dai Shi's voice, says: "He KNOWS!!!! This is going to muddle up my PLANS!!!!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Just out of curiosity, WHY do you call Angelica a DRAGON lady?!!!" Angelica opens up her mouth, and breathes FIRE on Taotie, charring him into a smoky, charcoal color!!!! Taotie, dazed, says: "Well, ask a STUPID question; get a STUPID answer!" And Taotie collapses into Bulma's arms in bewilderment!

(Confessional) Taotie is bandaged and says: "First DRAGON lady I EVER met that actually HAD a Breath of Fire! I wonder if Capcom will pay me for name-dropping that HOT R.P.G. video game?!" / Angelica, in Dai Shi's voice, says: "Turning into a LITERAL interpretation of a DRAGON lady? Not a smart move by ANY means; but MAN; seeing the bewildered look on Taotie's face was PRICELESS! I guess what that commercial said WAS true; there ARE some things money CAN'T buy!" (End Confessional) Monster asks: "Excuse me? Is this heaven?" Sniz says: "No. This is the base of Mount EVEREST!!!! You should really flip onto the Discovery Channel from time to time! BUT...I guess you can't now that you're DEAD!!!!" Heffer screams: "We're DEAD?!!!" Sniz laughs uncontrollably and says: "NO!!!! I'm just messing with you!!!!" Buhdeuce says: "That is NOT funny man! That is NOT funny!" Sniz says: "Neither is Hayden, but you don't see ME trying to get HIM banned from certain websites, do you? I don't DO petty revenge plots unlike SOME people I COULD mention, ANGELICA!!!!" Angelica shouts: "Oh, SHUT UP!!!!" General Barracuda asks: "Did you completely MISS the point of LAST season?! Revenge is NOT the answer! And F.Y.I., it NEVER works! Trust a guy who has TRIED!!!!" Angelica says: "I happen to have an advantage YOU didn't!" General Barracuda asks: "Which is?" Angelica says: "I'm NOT restricted to a G rating this season!" (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "I hate to admit it, but the girl has a point. This type of situation hasn't been performed under a non G rating before. But I'm not FOOLED! I've been WATCHING the confessionals! I KNOW Angelica is being possessed by Dai Shi! And while Zarbon may NOT be able to kill Dai Shi, I'm WILLING to do so if I must! If I can't get revenge, there is no WAY I'm going to allow anybody ELSE to!" / Buhdeuce says: "And to THINK, some people think MY show has questionable humor!" / Heffer says: "Sniz certainly has a WARPED sense of humor! No question about it!" (End Confessional)

Dudley asks: "Why are we here, anyways?" Sniz says: "We are going to do a COOL challenge! You might even say its ICE COLD!!!! But don't worry! We are NOT resorting to that one Vanilla Ice song that EVERYBODY knows!" Spongebob says: "Well, I'm up for COOL challenges! What do we have to do this time?" Sniz says: "What YOU guys have to do is simple; CLIMB Mount Everest!!!!" Bulma shouts: "Are you CRAZY?!!!" And the mountain briefly rumbles! Sniz whispers and softly says: "Try not to yell. It makes the mountain angry. You won't HAVE to climb up the whole mountain! All you have to do is make it up to the First Base Camp. That way, it's not next to impossible to win." Patrick says: "Well, First Base Camp DOES sound more ideal. I can do that!" Sniz says: "Oh, and Team Retro?!" Wally asks: "Why are you addressing us?" Sniz says: "Well, I'm not addressing you, I'm addressing your crazy winning streak. The other teams are finding it ANNOYING!!!!" Tigress asks: "And THEY'RE complaining about it?! They are NOT that BAD in the fact that they are LOSING, we just happen to be that GOOD at WINNING!!!!" Po says: "It's true! We have an unbeatable team combination!" Sniz asks: "About that combination being unbeatable; it's going to be put to a TEST!!!! How MUCH are you WILLING to win again?!!!" Sanjay gulps and asks: "Why do I NOT like the sound of this?!!!" Globitha gulps and answers: "Probably for the same reasons I also DON'T!!!!" Sniz says: "Here's the thing, Team Retro; you CAN win again, but it WILL cost you!!!! FOUR contestants!!!!" Skipper gets excited and asks: "Is the team merge FINALLY happening?!!!" Sniz says: "NOPE!!!! It will be a TEAM redistribution!!!!" (Confessional) Skipper asks: "A team redistribution?" / Captain Retro says: "Winning would cost our team four contestants? I wonder how that would work?" (End Confessional)

Sniz, as if picking up on Captain Retro's question, answers it. Sniz says: "Here's how it would work. Today's challenge will be a DOUBLE elimination, one contestant eliminated from each team! If one of the teams facing an elimination challenge IS Team Retro, there will BE no Team Redistribution. But if Team Retro wins first place in this challenge, the Team Redistribution will be enacted as an EQUALIZER!!!! There will STILL be three teams, but each team will have a MAXIMUM of ten contestants on each team! No more, no less, at least until another elimination challenge happens!" Robot asks: "So what you're saying is, no matter WHAT Team Retro does; we're going to LOSE contestants one way or another?" General Barracuda says: "Did Angela Lansbury star in Murder, She Wrote? You BETTER believe it; yes to BOTH of those questions!" /

Team Retro is huddled closely together. Wally asks: "What are we going to do? If we lose or come in second place, we'll LOSE! If we come in first, we'll LOSE!!!! I mean, contestants!!!!" Globitha says: "Only partially true. If we don't win FIRST, a contestant gets ELIMINATED out of the game! If we win first, every member of Team Retro will STILL be in the game, four of us just won't be allowed to BE on the team anymore." Robot asks: "But how could we be ASKED to choose who gets to stay on Team Retro like that?! Anybody NOT on Team Retro will be at the MERCY of Team Retro when it comes to team challenges!" Sanjay says: "It's no use in pretending; Team Retro, whoever gets to stay, will continue to play as hard as they can in team challenges. None of us can pretend to expect anything less." Robot looks at Globitha, and sees the look in her eyes. Robot says: "Globitha, I'm making a vow; no matter which team we land on, we'll land on it together. Where I go, you'll go, and vice-versa. We're a package deal, no matter what!" Globitha happily asks: "Do you really mean it?" Robot says: "You're more loyal to me than almost anybody else I know! It's my turn to show that same sense of loyalty to you!" Globitha hugs Robot, and she says: "Thank you! This means so much to me, because I know now that you respect me!" Robot says: "Well, I've thought about it, and I've decided that I don't care what my family or anybody else says; I love you, and I will be happy to share my life with you, no matter what!" Globitha asks: "You mean I'm OFFICIALLY a member of the Default FAMILY?!!!" Globitha happily yells: "I'm a MEMBER of the DEFAULT FAMILY!!!! YA-HOO-HOO-HOOIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And everyone has to dodge out of the way as a BIG avalanche falls DOWN Mount Everest! Globitha blushes and says: "WHOOPS!!!! Sorry about that! Forgot to use my inside voice!" Captain Retro says: "I'll make the call. And I just want to let you know that no matter what I choose, I believe that you ALL have the ability to make it to the Team Merge, and you will ALWAYS be a member of Team Retro in spirit!" Daggett says: "Well, that certainly makes ME feel more confident!" / Team Retro heads to the starting line. Captain Retro says: "The team has decided. We're willing to take our chances with the Team Redistribution! We're playing to win!" Sniz says: "That means its up to Team Adversity and Team S.R.R.R.C. to SNAG First place for themselves! Team Retro will NOT be making it easy! Which suits me just fine, makes the episode more exciting! Just be careful when you're climbing! You'll have to avoid avalanches, falling rocks, sudden crevasse collapses, blizzard conditions, cold, thin air, high wind conditions, and other nasty weather elements, and that's just Mother Nature! There's no telling what other dangers might be lurking, EVEN from within your own teams! Watch your backs! Not EVERYTHING is as it APPEARS to be!" Captain Retro and Zarbon both cast a KNOWING glance towards Angelica! Sniz says: "And I've got something to make the START of the climb, more exciting!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "That's your musical cue! I want Hard Rock with LOTS of HEART! Emphasis on Heart!" Marlene asks: "Lots of Heart, huh? I think we've GOT something for you!"

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Heart (The Band). Song: "Never." Sung by: Cast! / Marlene: "Whoa, oh, whoa, oh, whoa! Whoa, oh, whoa! Hey baby, I'm talking to you! Stop yourself and listen!" Captain Retro: "Some things you can never, ever choose; even if you try, yeah!" Zarbon to Angelica: "You're banging your head again, cause somebody won't let you in!" Angelica: "One chance, one love, your chance to let me know!" Skipper and King Julien: "We can't go on and on, just running away. If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away." Dog to Randolph: "Anything you want...we can make it happen." Randolph: "Stand up and turn around, never let them shoot us down!" Otto: "Never, Never! Never!" Suzie: "Never run away!" Reggie: "Hey baby, you know it's time! Why you bother lying; when you know that you want it, to. Don't you dare deny me! Walk those legs right over here! Give me what I'm dying for!" Rocko: "One chance...one love, hold me down; never let me go!" Tigress and Po: "We can't go on and on, just running away! If we wait any longer, we will surely never get away!" Dudley to Chameleon: "Anything you want...we can make it happen." Chameleon: "Stand up and turn around, never let them shoot us down!" Phoebe: "Never, never! Never, never run away!" Monster: "Never, never! Never, never run away!" Gonard: "Hey baby, I'm talking to you! Stop yourself and listen!" Bulma: "Some things you can never, ever choose; even if you try, yeah!" Buhdeuce: "You're banging your head again, cause somebody won't let you in!" Gonard: "One chance, one love, your chance to let me know!" Robot and Globitha: "We can't go on and on, just running away. If we stay any longer, we will surely never get away!" Cast: "WHOA! WHOA! Never! WHOA! WHOA! Never!" Wally: "We can't go on, Never!" Spongebob: "We can't go on, Never!" Cast: "WHOA! WHOA! Never! WHOA! WHOA! Never!" Patrick: "We can't go on, Never!" Heffer: "We can't go on, Never!" / And the epic song ends!

Sniz says: "And the hike up Mount Everest begins! Which team will take first place?! Which teams will have to boot off a contestant? And can anybody STOP the DRAGON lady?!!!" Sniz DUCKS as Angelica breathes FIRE at Sniz, but she ends up CHARRING Fondue!!!! Fondue says: "I HATE my LIFE!!!!" Sniz says: "We'll find out the answers to these questions after a commercial break!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the three teams have all set out on different approach routes to the First Base camp on Mount Everest, in an attempt to get there first. On Team Retro, all of the contestants are roped together as a safety precaution. Over the howling wind, Captain Retro shouts: "This is the most well-traveled route! You can tell by the amount of footprints left in the snow! Therefore, it SHOULD be the most safe to travel on! All the same, if you fall down a hidden crevasse, tug on the rope three times so someone can pull you up!" Sanjay asks: "How long will it take us to reach the First Base Camp?" Captain Retro says: "Beats me! I've never CLIMBED up Mount Everest before! And the highest I've EVER been, not counting airplane travel, is Leadville, Colorado; and that's about 13,776 feet above sea level if I remember correctly; give or take a few hundred!" Spongebob says: "This snow may all be water, but it's WAY too cold for MY taste! Why couldn't we do THIS challenge earlier, when it was STILL summer?!" Tigress asks: "What's the matter?! Challenge TOO tough for a lightweight such as yourself?!"

Spongebob responds: "What are you talking about? I'd rather be in First Class, sipping a cup of hot cocoa!" Rocko says: "Well, the only way we're going to do that, is to win First place. It shouldn't be impossible, right?" Captain Retro says: "Well, Team S.R.R.R.C. will have their hands full with Angelica, so THEY shouldn't be a problem! Team Adversity on the other hand, may prove formidable. Now that they have Suzie, they're going to be a LOT more competent!" Globitha asks: "But not competent enough to beat us, RIGHT?!" Robot says: "Even I can't calculate the probability of us winning accurately!" Marlene says: "Well, we will know as soon as this challenge is over, right?!" Stimpy says: "Truer words have never been spoken! This is just one more challenge for us to face, and hopefully dominate! Let's climb this mountain RIGHT!!!!" (Confessional)

Spongebob says: "Tigress STILL doesn't think highly of me, even after everything I've already DONE as a contestant on THREE seasons of this show! Sure, she may know all those epic cool, awesome Kung Fu moves of Master Shifu, but is she a level 44 Bubble Blower and Jellyfish catcher enthusiast? I think not! And don't even get me started on how I'm the number one contributor to the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Historical Museum!" / Tigress says: "I knew that when Captain Retro traded Spongebob for Wally, our chances of always winning challenges would go RIGHT through the roof! But ever since Otto won Suzie as a reward, and we GOT Spongebob back, our chances of winning now seem to be in question. I mean, Team Adversity actually TIED for First Place with Team Retro last time! I hope Captain Retro has enough sense to NOT keep Spongebob around on our team, in case we DO have to undergo the Team Redistribution!" / Stimpy says: "Climbing snowy, windy mountains isn't as glamorous as the movie Frozen makes it out to be, but our team has the advantage in numbers, and we're not going to be divided, not even by the Team Redistribution! Our bonds of loyalty will keep us together!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; is getting very, VERY cold the more they climb up Mount Everest, as only Chameleon has a Parka. Taotie asks: "Excuse me, Zarbon?!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and asks: "What?"

Taotie suggests: "Why don't you just shoot a ball of energy and MELT all this snow, like you did in Alaska?!" Zarbon says: "To refresh your memory, I DIDN'T melt the snow, I caused a COLLAPSE of snow, that just happened to speed up the challenge, AND prevent Fanboy from reaching Team Doom BEFORE they crossed the Finish Line! Besides, there's a very GOOD possibility melting all this snow could DROWN us all in water, OR cause boulders STUCK by ice, to come loose and CRUSH us all to death!" Taotie says: "It was just a suggestion!" Zarbon says: "Well, if you REALLY want to be warm, why don't you ask ANGELICA to breathe fire again?!!!" Bulma asks: "Yeah, what's up with THAT?!!! She was NEVER able to breathe fire before!!!!" Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Oh, like YOU'RE Miss Congeniality!" Bulma shouts: "Compared to the little brat YOU are, I AM!!!!" Gonard says: "I have to agree! Bulma is actually BETTER compared to you! At least SHE doesn't come up with PETTY revenge schemes to get back at someone who DUMPED her, for GOOD reasons!" Buhdeuce says: "Angelica, you NEED to let it go! You're only hurting yourself by living in the past!" Monster says: "Just put your past behind you!" Angelica angrily says: "I'll NEVER let it GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And Dai Shi's aura becomes VISIBLE to all the contestants! Dai Shi says: "FORGET subtlety!!!! I'll just go ahead and KILL you ALL now!!!!" Zarbon says: "You're going to have a HARD time doing that SIXTY feet under!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "You'd KILL Angelica JUST to kill ME?!!!" Zarbon says: "Not kill you--." And Zarbon BLASTS a big hole underneath Angelica's feet, and Angelica FALLS, into a DEEP hidden crevasse! Zarbon says: "But by the time you get OUT from there, IF you get out of there, you'll be too tired to deal with us!"(Confessional) Gonard says: "WOW!!!! Dai Shi was possessing Angelica! I did NOT see that coming!" / Bulma says: "It actually makes a lot of sense, knowing the type of villain that Dai Shi is!" / Taotie says: "Well, that explains Angelica's ability to suddenly breathe fire!" / Zarbon says: "If I was going to get rid of Dai Shi and/or Angelica, I knew that brute force wasn't going to work. Thankfully, I realized I didn't HAVE to use brute force! Captain Retro wins the majority of the challenges, by utilizing BRAIN over brawn! And BRAINS are what I used to put a stop to this non-sense! We may lose, but at least we'll lose Angelica!" (End Confessional) Dudley claps and says: "AWESOME!!!! The BRAT is gone!!!!" Chameleon says: "You blasted up all the way to a TEN on my respect-o-meter!" Zarbon says: "Just doing an act of charity for the WORLD!!!! You can THANK me later!!!!" Zarbon turns away from the crevasse, but Dai Shi is RISING out of it!!!!

Otto and Suzie come into view, and they say: "Guys, watch OUT!!!!" Dai Shi breathes fire, but Bulma pops up a BIG reflective shield out of one of her capsules and protects the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C.!!!! Without Angelica, Dai Shi speaks alone! Dai Shi asks: "Did you REALLY think it would be THAT easy to get RID of ME?!!!" Zarbon says: "For a second; yeah, I thought it would be!" Otto asks: "What is WRONG with you?! Why are you doing this?!!!" Dai Shi says: "I want REVENGE!!!! Not just against you and Suzie, but against humanity in general! Don't get me wrong, I WISH I had some loftier goal! But I'm afraid when it comes right down to it, all this is about is revenge! I HAD hoped I could accomplish it in Angelica's body and make HER take all the blame for my deeds, but as Zarbon has just shown me; Angelica WAS nothing more, than a mere mortal. And mere mortals are just USELESS garbage to me! A puppet, that can no longer be USED, every bone BROKEN; is disposable!!!! Angelica's puppet role has JUST ended!!!! I'll do it myself, get my OWN revenge, and take you ALL out once and for ALL!!!!"

Taotie asks: "And what makes YOU think you have the ability to succeed in getting revenge, whereas I have failed COUNTLESS times?!!!!" Dai Shi laughs and says: "Allow me to DEMONSTRATE, in SONG!!!!" And Dai Shi TRANSFORMS into Mick Jagger and Keith Richards! In Mick Jagger's voice, Dai Shi says: "Behold, two of my OLDEST non-living victims! You may recognize them as members of the band YOU call The Rolling Stones!" Heffer says: "But Keith Richards ISN'T dead!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "ISN'T he?!!!" Otto gulps and says: "I suddenly don't LIKE where this is GOING!!!!" Suzie says: "For some strange reason, I don't either."

Genre: The Rolling Stones. Song: "Sympathy For the Devil." Sung by: The Rolling Stones! / Dai Shi (as Mick Jagger) sings: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul and faith. And I was 'round when Jesus Christ, had his moment of doubt and pain. Made damn sure that Pilate, washed his hands and sealed his fate. Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name! But what's puzzling you Is the nature of my game! I stuck around St. Petersburg, when I saw it was a time for a change! Killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain! I rode a tank, held a general's rank, when the blitzkrieg raged, and the bodies stank! Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah! Ah, what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah! I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for the gods they made! I shouted out, 'Who killed the Kennedys?' When after all, it was you and me! Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste! And I laid traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reached Bombay! Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby! (Guitar solo)

Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's confusing you, is just the nature of my game! Just as every cop is a criminal, and all the sinners, saints. As heads is tails, just call me Dai Shi, cause I'm in need of some restraint! So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse. Or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh yeah! Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah! But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game! I mean it, get down! Woo, woo! Oh yeah, get on down! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what's my name?! Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?! Tell me baby, what's my name?! I tell you one time, you're to blame! Ooo, who! Ooo, who! Ooo, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Oh, yeah! What's my name?! Tell me, baby, what's my name?! Tell me, sweetie, what's my name?! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Ooo, who, who! Oh, yeah!" / And the epic song ends, as Dai Shi's aura rises out of the possessed Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. Otto sighs and says: "Fine! You're the evil Angelica Pickles THOUGHT she was, and/or maybe even aspired to be! That just means WE need to stop you!" Dai Shi laughs evilly and says: "But you would NEVER dare to even TOUCH me, when I POSSESS your PRECIOUS Suzie!!!!"

Otto screams loudly and says: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with a mighty leap, Otto manages to intersect BETWEEN Suzie, and ends up having Dai Shi ABSORB himself into Otto Rocket!!!! Dai Shi, inside Otto, but with the voice of Dai Shi, says: "You little BRAT, you got in the WAY!!!!" Otto says: "You possessed my FORMER girlfriend! No WAY I'm letting you possess my CURRENT one!" Dai Shi says: "No MATTER!!!! I'll just use YOU to destroy all the contestants INSTEAD!!!! It makes NO difference to ME!!!! You WILL give yourself to ME!!!!" Otto defiantly says: "I'm giving YOU, Udon! As in, U DON'T get NOTHING!!!!" Dai Shi asks: "And you THINK you can handle me where Angelica, Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Jarrod couldn't? Well, if I'm something that can be STOPPED, than JUST try to STOP me!!!!" And in a FIERY rage, Otto erupts into physical fits, as both Otto and Dai Shi, physically starts HITTING Otto Rocket's body, in a desperate bid for control!!!!

Dai Shi says: "You FOOL!!!! You would HURT yourself to hurt ME?!!!" Otto says: "I'm USED to hurting myself! Are YOU?!!! You're NOT going to HAVE my BODY, or any OTHER body AGAIN!!!! NEVER again!!!!" Dai Shi says: "FINE!!!!" And Dai Shi erupts out of Otto's body! Dai Shi says: "If you WON'T let me USE you, I'll LET you JOIN your FORMER girlfriend if you WISH!!!!" And Dai Shi breathes a MIGHTY wall of fire, engulfing Otto Rocket!!!! Although this cause Otto to melt into the snow, snuffing the fire out, the damage is done. Weakened with confusion, Otto stumbles AND falls into the crevasse that Angelica fell down!!!! Zarbon angrily says: "All right!!!! No more HIDING inside BODIES!!!! Your evil ends NOW!!!!" Dai Shi says: "You are a FOOL to challenge me!!!! No mere MORTAL challenges the DRAGON and LIVES!!!!" Zarbon asks: "Wanna bet? I may be mortal, but I challenge YOU!!!! I won't let you consume anymore INNOCENT lives!!!!" Dai Shi angrily says: "I WILL consume!!!! CONSUME EVERYTHING!!!!" And Dai Shi LUNGES at Zarbon, and Zarbon shouts: "Arrow of LIGHT!!!!!" And in an AMAZING burst of ENERGY, a super powerful beam of golden light shoots OUT of Zarbon and THROUGH Dai Shi!!!! In just one second, the light arrow BREAKS Dai Shi's body apart completely, and it disintegrates all around the bewildered contestants!

Bulma stands in utter amazement. Bulma stutters: "T-t-t-t--." Zarbon says: "THAT." Bulma stammers: "Was--was--." Zarbon says: "Was incredible. I know!" Bulma shakes her head and regains her composure. Bulma says: "That WAS totally incredible!!!! How did you ever find enough STRENGTH to take out Dai Shi?!!!" Zarbon says: "Captain Retro and Team Retro made me realize something. Sometimes, it isn't about when you WANT to use strength, but when you NEED to use strength! I always thought that I'd have to rely on Freeza for true strength. But I finally realize, I never needed to. It was inside me all along. And I finally found something WORTH fighting for. This planet may not be my native planet, but I'm willing to fight for it, all the same." Bulma says: "Zarbon, I'm sorry I'm underestimated you. Perhaps we can make an arrangement. You, me, and Taotie, in the Final Three, for real! We'll make an unbeatable combination!" Taotie asks: "Even against Team Retro?" Bulma says: "The teams won't be around forever! Sooner or later, the Team Merge will happen for real! And that's when we can pick Team Retro off! We'll just have to hold off against Team Adversity until that time!" Zarbon says: "Let's just remember not to let our guards down. Dai Shi may be gone, but we've still got the rest of the mountain to climb." Heffer asks: "But what about Otto and Angelica?"

Bulma responds: "Does it matter? They'd be of no help to us in the conditions they are in, and they'd only slow us down. Besides, Otto is on the other team, and we WANT to get rid of Angelica!" Gonard says: "Even I agree with that!" Buhdeuce asks: "So what's our plan of action?" Bulma says: "We can take our sweet time. Let Team Adversity and Team Retro knock themselves out, and let the chips fall where they may. If Team Retro wins, we'll get one of THEIR members as a consolation prize!" Monster says: "That's a crafty plan!" Bulma says: "Of course it is! That's why I'M a genius!" But they completely forget about Suzie, who SAW everything, and runs off to tell the rest of Team Adversity!

(Confessional) Zarbon says: "Blowing up Dai Shi was by FAR the hardest thing I've ever had to do, bar none! But you know what? I feel absolutely great! For once, I feel as beautiful on the inside as I look on the outside, and I don't remember the last time I felt this way! Who knows? In a universe where Freeza can be destroyed, I guess anything is possible!" / Bulma says: "Zarbon, you SLY dog! It looks like I'm not the only one who's been holding out on my team! You have hidden talents to! The problem is, your talent is the kind that WON'T be forgotten about! My talents, however, can remain WELL hidden, and I don't plan on constantly reminding everyone! My genius plans to use your strength, to take me ALL the way to the Final Three! Against Zarbon and Taotie, they will make PERFECT goats to take to the Final Three! After all, who would vote for THEM to win over someone like ME?! That's why I'll win in the end!" / Suzie says: "You know someone loves you if they are willing to get possessed by a great evil on YOUR behalf, and even hurt themselves in an attempt to hurt that evil! Otto is definitely loyal, but his injuries better not cost our team to win! Come to think of it, I better not cost MY team the win! I've got to rejoin them as quickly as possible!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team Adversity is using pick-axes and chains to scale up the dizzying heights of Mount Everest. Skipper asks: "Does anybody HERE know where Otto and Suzie went off to?!" Suzie runs back into view, and gets hooked up with the rest of Team Adversity! Suzie says: "You guys won't believe what I just saw! Dai Shi tried to possess me, but Otto Rocket saved me! He got badly hurt in the process though! But Zarbon, destroyed Dai Shi! He's gone for good!" King Julien says: "Well, Dai Shi being gone again is a good thing!" Randolph says: "But Otto being injured isn't a good thing. I DON'T love it!" Dog says: "Well, we can't let Otto's absence slow us down! We've got to try and win this thing!" Phoebe says: "Agreed. Winning First Class again would be a nice achievement for our team!" Skipper asks: "So what are we waiting for? Let's finish climbing and win this whole challenge!" Skipper looks over to the right, and sees Team Retro still climbing together! Skipper says: "We're neck and neck! We can win this!" Marlene says: "Looks like it's just between Team Adversity and Team Retro!" Captain Retro says: "It is. I no longer sense Dai Shi's aura. It has been destroyed entirely." Rocko asks: "How, mate?" Captain Retro says: "Destroyed, by Zarbon." Reggie starts to ask: "Zarbon didn't..." Captain Retro says: "Zarbon didn't kill Dai Shi while he was possessing anybody, he only killed Dai Shi." Reggie says: "That's a relief!" Stimpy says: "Meanwhile, this is no time to rest on higher ground!" Norbert says: "Meanwhile, I believe that a rocking kind of HIGHER GROUND, will propel us to the TOP!!!!"

Genre: Funk Metal. Sub-Genre: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Song: "Higher Ground." Sung by: Team Retro and most of Team Adversity! / (Drum and Guitar Intro!)

Captain Retro: "People, keep on learning!" Skipper: "Soldiers keep on warring!" Marlene: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Suzie: "Powers keep on lying!" Tigress: "While your people, keep on dying!" Reggie: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Captain Retro: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then!" Rocko: "Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Po: "Teachers keep on teaching!" King Julien: "Preachers keep on preaching!" Stimpy: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long! Oh, no." Globitha: "Lovers keep on loving!" Dog: "While believers keep on believing!" Daggett: "Sleepers just stop sleeping!" Norbert: "'Cause it won't be too long!!!! Oh, no!" Returning contestants from season one and two: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time around, I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that we know more than we knew then! Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Marlene: "And Captain knows nobody's gonna bring me down!" Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Captain Retro: "Cause me and Marlene, we're gonna be sailing on the funky sound!" Team Adversity: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Sanjay: "Busting out and I'll break you out, cause I'm sailing on." Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Spongebob: "Just sailing on, sailing on the higher ground!" Both Teams: "Till we reach the highest ground!!!!"

(Guitar and drum solo plays until both teams reach the first base camp!!!!) And the epic song ends! / Sniz says: "Wow!!!! Two teams made it up here at the same TIME!!!! Normally, this would mean that we have a TIED challenge!!!! Unfortunately, that's NOT the case this time!" Patrick asks: "What do you mean?" Sniz says: "You didn't BRING Otto Rocket with you! Your WHOLE team needed to be together when you got here! But since Otto Rocket is M.I.A., that means the champions are the non-stop WINNING Team Retro!!!!" And Team Adversity hangs their heads in disappointment. Sniz says: "Wanda, bring everyone here. We've got some decisions to make!" / Everyone is now gathered together, including a completely bandaged Angelica Pickles, and a severely bandaged Otto Rocket. Sniz says: "Team Adversity, Team I am Super, duper, oh so amazingly COOL; Team Retro managed to SMOKE the both of you!!!! Ordinarily, I'd say you BOTH have a contestant to vote off...IF there weren't TWO contestants who already HAD to be removed out of the game!" Suzie asks: "What do you mean?" Sniz says: "Both Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket are clearly too badly damaged to continue on in the game. Therefore, they will BOTH have to be removed for their own health and safety!" Otto shouts: "WHAT?!!! It's just a scratch!!!! Ha, HA--OW!!!!" Reggie says: "A fighter to the end?" Otto says: "You know me, Reggie!" Sniz says: "This is not a debate. You will both stay here until the two of you are healed. Everyone else, board the plane! It's time for the Team Redistribution!!!!" /

The plane is in flight again. Captain Retro is standing on the Super N.E.S. emblem, while Zarbon is standing on the Sniz emblem. All the other contestants, minus Angelica and Otto who didn't board due to their injuries, are grouped together in the dining area. Wally asks: "Excuse me, why isn't there any emblem for Team Adversity?" Sniz says: "Because, the final make-up of the THIRD team, may not resemble Team Adversity as it WAS!!!! The Team Redistribution doesn't just affect Team Retro, it affects the OTHER teams, to!!!! Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; having more contestants on their teams PRIOR to the Team Redistribution, get first dibs on who becomes part of their team. And remember, you can only pick nine other contestants for your team. Whoever Captain Retro and Zarbon DON'T pick, will make up the third team. The third team will have the option to keep the name of Team Adversity, or name themselves something new! Captain Retro, since your team won first place, you get to pick your contestants first!"

Captain Retro looks and says: "Marlene!" Marlene says: "YES!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Wally!" Wally says: "Awesome!" Captain Retro says: "Stimpy! Rocko, Reggie, Po, Tigress, Norbert. And, I'll pick Daggett!" Daggett asks: "Really?!!!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "I honestly thought I had almost no shot of all of being able to stay on Team Retro! But I guess that I've proven myself useful enough to stay on the team! Score one for usefulness!" / Captain Retro says: "Don't get me wrong, picking who I picked wasn't as easy as I made it look. The contestants I picked, I picked for their skills and usefulness to Team Retro overall. Norbert is useful, but I was worried about what would happen if I picked Norbert WITHOUT picking Daggett! It wouldn't be a good idea to have Norbert be constantly worried about Daggett, now would it?" (End Confessional) Zarbon looks and says: "Bulma!" Bulma says: "SWEET!!!!" Zarbon says: "Taotie!" Taotie says: "Vindication!" Zarbon says: "Gonard! Heffer, Buhdeuce, Monster, Sanjay, Skipper, and King Julien!" Skipper says: "King Julien, we just officially got upgraded to a BETTER team!" King Julien says: "It's about time!" Sniz says: "That means that Dudley, Chameleon, Spongebob, Patrick, Suzie, Phoebe, Robot, Globitha, Dog, and Randolph make up the third team! Now, decide on a name!!!!" The mixed-up, mashed-up team groups together, than breaks the close formation! Chameleon says: "From now on, we'll be called Team TUFF!!!!" And a purple T emblem is displayed below their feet!

Dudley says: "Awesome! A team named after the T.U.F.F. organization!" Chameleon says: "It will be good practice for when I join the T.U.F.F. organization for real!" Sniz says: "All right! The teams have been decided! But only Team Retro gets to enjoy First Class. Team TUFF and Team S.R.R.R.C., you'll have to ride in Normal Class, for now." / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Well, looks like we got rid of Mr. Crazy Competitive, and Ms. Crazy Psycho Person, AGAIN!!!! For the LAST time, HOPEFULLY!!!! Thirty contestants remain, and a whole lot of the world remains to be seen! Find out where we will go next time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

Episode Notes: Dai Shi is revealed to have been possessing Angelica Pickles, and he is destroyed by Zarbon in this episode. This marks the second time that the musical act who originally sang a hit song, has appeared to sing their own hit song. In this case, The Rolling Stones singing "Sympathy for the Devil." Other songs featured are Heart's "Never," and The Red Hot Chili Peppers version of "Higher Ground;" both songs are also part of the episode's title; "NEVER, Ever Rest, On HIGHER GROUND On Everest!" Not only does this mark BOTH Angelica Pickles' and Otto Rocket's FOURTH elimination as contestants, this marks the SECOND season in a row where they BOTH got eliminated in the same episode! Each team is redistributed to have only ten contestants a piece. Team Adversity renames itself Team TUFF!!!! /

Personal Notes: It may seem hard to believe, but sometimes, everytime I finish writing up an episode of this show, it feels like I've finished running a marathon. Maybe because when I get into telling a story, I end up typing like a mile a minute, because I really want to tell the best story that I can. And as far as stories go, there aren't a lot of seasons of "Power Rangers" that can claim to have a perfect story for the entire season. I consider the third season of MMPR, PRLG, PRTF, PRDT, and "Power Rangers Jungle Fury" to have perfect stories for the entirety of their seasons. That's probably why I've featured Master Vile, Trakeena, and Mesogog respectively as antagonists for the contestants. And now, Dai Shi has joined their ranks. I needed a way to bring Otto Rocket's story this season to an end. Reintroducing Angelica Pickles, and having her be possessed by Dai Shi was a good way to do that. I think it also helped Angelica Pickles FINALLY see, that there ARE some forces out there that she should NEVER try to mess with, and maybe she'll be a little bit wiser from all the wear and tear she's gone through. At least Otto Rocket got to go out, saving the girl he truly loved! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

good one, @4EverGreen!

[4EverGreen]

Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, 32 contestants landed down in Nepal, nice, quiet Nepal. But it soon proved to be anything BUT quiet; because it turned out that Angelica was being possessed by the FIERY Dai Shi! Zarbon discovered this, and tried to bury the problem DEEP, by sending Angelica DOWN a 60 foot crevasse! But Dai Shi wasn't willing to give up THAT easily! He tried to possess Suzie, but Otto GOT in the way! Otto proved to be TOO tough for Dai Shi to possess, and Dai Shi set Otto Rocket on FIRE; and Otto FELL into the crevasse with Angelica! Zarbon FINALLY finished off Dai Shi for good, with an incredible burst of power! Pretty impressive, Zarbon! Meanwhile, Team Retro and Team Adversity fought it out for supremacy, climbing to the First Base Camp of Mount Everest. But Team Retro won out in the end, having ALL of their team-mates arrive there at the same time. However, Team Retro's victory ended up costing them. After eliminating Angelica Pickles and Otto Rocket for their injuries, all the remaining contestants were subject to the TEAM redistribution; all three teams would now only have ten contestants apiece. And Team Adversity, renamed themselves Team TUFF! Ordinarily, that would be the whole story, but in the last Performance Review, Blonda found out she had been a VERY bad girl, and had to become a contestant on our show, in order to NOT be a bad girl! And she's bringing along a guest, Larry the Lobster! How much cooler will things GET on our show?! I'll give you a hint!

(Imitates Yakov Schmirnoff) In Former Soviet Russia, you don't get too cool for school, school gets too cool for YOU!!!! (Normally) It's off to the land that was home to the Czar's and Berishnikoff on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I wonder how you say that in Russian?" (The show intro gets played, with CHANGES highlighted in caps.) /

The show intro opens up on an open field, showing Sanjay first. He sees red swim trunks flying away, and he quickly grabs Craig to cover himself, because he realizes they are his! Otto Rocket shoots himself out of a rocket, while Twister twists around a half-pipe during Otto's rocketing! It zooms forward to show Reggie and Rocko happily surfing together! BLONDA zooms in on a jetpack, having stolen Zim's human guise, and Dib and Zim also wearing jet-packs, fly after HER! They pass by Lil Deville and Stimpy dancing together in a dusty desert. In the desert, Bulma is tinkering with some kind of a radar, while Captain Retro offers her his advice, only to be distracted by Marlene's natural beauty and charms, oblivious to the fact that Skipper and KING JULIEN are running around in the back-ground, trying to avoid the laser blasts from Kaput! A laser blast segues into Timmy Turner, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, and Stanley hiking through a forest, looking hopelessly lost! On top of the tress, Harvey Beaks is looking for signs of civilization, and points it out when he sees Guano jumping towards a big city! In the big city, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, and Roger Plotz are looking around at the big sites, and they spot the Statue of Liberty!

On the Statue of Liberty, Zarbon pulls up Treeflower, flashing a bright white smile of his! Patrick runs forward, pushing Robot in a baby carrier, but he trips over Chameleon, and Robot falls, into the loving arms of Globitha, in the arctic! Pearl is looking at a picture of Patrick, looking confused, until she panics when she sees an angry polar bear growl at her! It turns out to be Po wearing a mask, but he gets tackled by Tigress, who begins to love him roughly! This segue-ways into Jimmy Neutron, Wally, and Phoebe looking for a good seating space on a plane. The camera zooms forward into the cockpit, to show General Barracuda piloting, with Sniz in the co-pilot chair, and Fondue as a food server! It zooms even further to the Space Needle in Seattle, as it shows Keswick trying to summon up the nerve to talk to Kitty, but he's knocked aside by Dudley, but Kitty refuses to talk to Dudley! Keswick falls onto Randolph, who is helped up by Dog, in the jungles of South America. Gonard is walking with Suzie Carmichael, as she cuts her way through the jungle, but when she BUMPS into LARRY, SUZIE gets SCARED and runs AWAY, until SHE winds up at an ancient Incan Temple. At the temple, Heffer and Monster Krumholtz are busy trying to eat all the exotic fruits they can, with Taotie judging them!

Meanwhile, Haggis creeps forward to grab an Oscar, but it triggers a trap, and Oonski the Great chases after them! The Breadwinners Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce, in their Rocket Van, fly around after him, and see the Sargasso Sea, where many shipwrecked ships are found! On one of them, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob are surprised to see the Ghost of the Flying Dutchman rise up to scare them! It then shows the entire cast in pyramid formation on top of the plane, while the plane flies over Paris France, London England, Austrailia, the Grand Canyon. On the plane, with the cast in pyramid formation, the cast sings along to the song playing. This continues until Stanley gets hit in the face by an eagle! General Barracuda decides to swerve, causing all of the contestants to fall through the sky! They all open up their parachutes, and float down to the ground, landing safely. Except for Timmy Turner, who falls straight down to the ground, passing the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" created by Jason Cantu, as he falls with a thud, and the sequence ends. During the sequence, The Beatles song “Back in the U.S.S.R.” plays.

“Oh, flew in from Miami Beach B.O.A.C., didn't get to bed last night. On the way the paper bag was on my knee. Man, I had a dreadful flight. I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boy. Back in the U.S.S.R.! (Yeah!) Been away so long, I hardly knew the place. Gee, it's good to be back home. Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case. Honey, disconnect the phone. I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boy. Back in the U.S.--Back in the U.S.--Back in the U.S.S.R.! Well--well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, (WHOO HOO!) They leave the West behind. (Well, well, well) And Moscow girls make me sing and shout, (WHOO HOO!) That Georgia's always on my m-m-m-m-m-mind! Aw come on! Ho, yeah! Ho, yeah! Ho, ho, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah, I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! You don't know how lucky you are, boys. Back in the U.S.S.R.! Well—well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out, (WHOO HOO!) They leave the West behind. (Well, well, well) And Moscow girls make me sing and shout! (WHOO HOO!)That Georgia's always on my m-m-m-m-m-mind! Oh, show me around your snow-peaked mountains way down south, take me to your daddy's farm! Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out, come and keep your comrade warm! I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! Hey, you don't know how lucky you are, boys. Back in the U.S.S.R.! Oh, let me tell you, honey! Hey, I'm back! I'm back in the U.S.S.R.! Yes, I'm free! Yeah, back in the U.S.S.R.!” /

"Larry and Blonda: Back In the U.S.--Back In the U.S.--Back in the--What Do You MEAN They No Longer Call It the U.S.S.R.?!" / The diminished, but still confidant Team Retro, is relaxing in first place. Wally gets himself a banana, and sits down next to Marlene and Captain Retro! Wally says: "Thank you for keeping me in Team Retro! I'm honored that you think of me as an important member of your team!" Captain Retro says: "Of course I do! Your intelligence carries you far, and you have the kindness and generosity to see the good in others. You just have to be careful; you must not let those who are evil and malicious exploit that kindness and generosity." Marlene asks: "What do you mean by that?" Captain Retro says: "Now that there are only 30 contestants remaining in the game, it's only a matter of time before we get to the individual challenges. Meanwhile, the other two teams are going to be fighting harder than ever to knock us out of first place! They may try to use our natural tendencies of kindness and generosity against us! Don't let your guard down around the other teams, no matter WHO it is! Keeping our numbers safe until the merge is what is most important right now!" Wally says: "I understand. You can count on me to stay vigilant!" (Confessional)

Wally says: "As a Rocket Monkey, I was never treated very highly, and very rarely, was I ever treated like a hero. But Captain Retro has given me so much self-confidence in myself! So, it's more than a little strange that I'm getting a pep talk right now, in the midst of our success! But I can understand where Captain Retro is coming from. It has been no easy feat for this team to win so often, no matter how easy Captain Retro makes it look! He must know this; otherwise, he and the others wouldn't be playing as hard as they are! I owe it to do the same and play my hardest! I want to do my part for Marlene, and help us get as far to the top as we possibly can!" / Captain Retro says: "Running a team isn't as easy as running a radio show. As a D.J., I'm usually just a team of me. But Team Retro, there are other egos in play, and they might not think about the dangers that I can clearly see. I consider it my duty to keep my fellow contestants SAFE from such danger; that's why I'm looking out for them!" (End Confessional) Reggie sighs with disbelief and she says: "I can't believe that my brother is gone, AGAIN!!!! And unlike Lil Deville, I don't think he will be coming back a third time!" Rocko says: "Still, a part of you MUST be relieved about Angelica! She was being possessed by Dai Shi! Maybe you can still be friends with her!" Reggie says: "That would be nice! Because the way Angelica left the first time was just AWFUL! To be humiliated like that? I thought that was totally uncalled for!" Rocko says: "And you were the only one who looked past Angelica's faults, and didn't vote for her. That took a lot of maturity on your part."

Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. We're not even to the team merge yet, and already, this is the longest I've ever lasted in a competition, in terms of the number of contestants I've outlasted! You're not nervous about the upcoming team merge?" Rocko says: "For starters, we still don't know when that's going to happen. And even when it happens, we're still going to have each other. I'd have to be voted off before I'd let anyone vote YOU off again!" Reggie happily asks: "Do you REALLY mean that?!" Rocko lovingly says: "You know I do! If there's any possibility that you can make it to the Final Three, I'm going to help you get there!" Reggie happily says: "Thank you!" (Confessional) Reggie says: "It's one thing to start off strong in a competition, its another thing to stay strong throughout the entire game! I think the reason I have such good staying power, is that I've learned how to pace myself! Unlike Otto, I don't use up my entire strength at the beginning! The important thing is not to burn out before you even get to a resting point! That's why I've been very careful to make moves where they count, and not to burn any bridges unless I have to! I have no idea if I might need to cross those bridges again, later! Foresight is one of the most important things to have in a game of this nature!" / Rocko says: "Endurance comes easy for me. It's one of the primary reasons I was able to make it to the Final Six, TWICE! I don't know how much longer I'll have the security of Team Retro, but I will definitely enjoy Reggie's company either with or without it! I believe that Reggie can win, and that's why I'm helping her!" (End Confessional)

Po is stretching, and getting ready for the day. Po says: "I am feeling SO totally pumped right now!" Tigress says: "As am I. Now that our team is down to ten, I feel confident that our team is down to its core members, and that our chances of winning have never been better!" Stimpy says: "Wow! You sure feel confidant!" Tigress says: "I have a very good reason to! If I didn't feel confidant, I wouldn't have made it this far! It's all about strength and endurance! And if there's one thing that I have a lot of, its strength and endurance!" Stimpy says: "Those are technically two things, if you WANT to get technical!" Tigress says: "That's irrelevant! I just want to focus on winning!" Norbert says: "This is not the time to get carried away! We're in uncharted territory with this whole Team Redistribution thing!" Daggett says: "Not to mention that MOST of us, have never even LASTED this many episodes INTO the competition!" Stimpy says: "And we STILL have more than halfway to go before it's over!" Tigress scoffs and says: "I'm not worried, and you shouldn't be either! And if you feel less than confidant about your own strengths; I can safely say that I have enough strength for ALL of us!" Marlene smirks and says: "But do you have enough BRAINS for all of us?!" Tigress rolls her eyes and asks: "Do you EVER stop with your sarcastic remarks?!" Marlene says: "I'll stop being sarcastic when it stops being funny, OKAY, Tigress?!" (Confessional)

Marlene says: "As in, NEVER!!!!" / Daggett says: "This is almost five times the amount of time that I lasted in season one! That wasn't a long amount of time! I think one of the advantages I have for this season, is that I had a whole season off, and I got to learn from so many mistakes made by the contestants in season two. Even so, I wouldn't have banked on my ability to make it THIS far! But as long as I have Norbert on my side, I believe that the two of us can persevere past just about ANYTHING!" / Stimpy says: "Despite Tigress and I BOTH being felines, we are very different from each other! I don't like to fight, she likes to do nothing BUT fight! At least we're on the same team/side! If I had to compete against Tigress; that would be a challenge even a whole TEAM would have trouble fighting against!" / Tigress says: "If there's one thing I've learned from my experience on this show, is that true competitors are few and far in between. As of right now, the only real worries I have are Captain Retro, Zarbon, Bulma, and Marlene, all for different reasons. Po is strong, but I can DEFINITELY outsmart HIM! As for the others, they are going to be trickier to outlast then merely using strength and smarts alone! Beating them won't be easy! If it WERE easy, I would've done it before now! But any challenge that can be done, I will find a way to conquer it and beat it!" (End Confessional)

In Normal Class, the newly formed Team TUFF and the re-strengthened Team S.R.R.R.C. are trying to figure a way out of their predicament of NOT winning! Buhdeuce asks: "Can anybody explain to me how we have an alien, four heavyweights, a brainy beauty, a King, a Penguin Commando, me, and the new guy, and we STILL can't figure a way to STOP Team Retro's WINNING?!" King Julien says: "Maybe Tigress was right; maybe it's not that we're so bad with LOSING, maybe they're just that good with WINNING!!!!" Skipper says: "Which is why we need to work harder than EVER in order to do it!" Gonard asks: "Do you think WE can do it?!" Bulma says: "Maybe YOU can't, but I can! After all, I have a 212 I.Q. AND I graduated with honors at West City University! I can think of ANYTHING I want!" Taotie sarcastically asks: "How about SHUTTING UP?!!! Can you think of THAT?!!!" Zarbon, warning, says: "Don't talk that way to Bulma! Most of us wouldn't BE here right now if it weren't for her OR me! After all, who comes up with ALL the good ideas? Bulma and ME!!!! Who does most of all the work? Bulma and ME!!!!" Monster asks: "And that's why you're defending her? So what does that make the two of you; soulmates?" Zarbon says: "NO! I have a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" Heffer says: "So you say!" Zarbon says: "I DO!!!! Honestly, you sound as surprised to hear that I have a girlfriend, as you are that Taotie was once MARRIED!!!!" Taotie says: "I RESENT that remark!" Sanjay says: "And I might be new here, but I have just as much right to get some input into this team as anyone else!"

Bulma says: "Okay, and what kind of input do YOU plan on bringing to the table?!" Sanjay says: "How about telling us a plan to come out on top OVER Team Retro?! You told us that you can think of ANYTHING you want! Why not tell us?!" Bulma thinks about it, smiles, and says: "All right, I'll tell you, but it's going to cost you! A 50 way SPLIT between ME and the WINNER if I DON'T win this thing!!!!" (Cockpit Confessional) Sniz says: "Wow! Sneaky, pretty, AND nasty!!!!" General Barracuda says: "I KNEW there was a reason we wanted her on THIS show!" Sniz says: "I sure know how to pick them, don't I?!" (End Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "Are you out of your MIND?!!! We're NOT going to AGREE to that!!!!" Gonard says: "I figured you for DELUDED. but now I know that you're FULL of it! That's the CRAZIEST thing you've EVER demanded, bar none!" Taotie says: "Agreed! You can take THAT proposal and SHOVE it up your BUTT!!!!" Bulma shrugs her shoulders and says: "Fine! Learn your inferiority the HARD way! It's no skin off MY nose!"

(Confessional) Bulma says: "So much for winning the EASY way! As IF they have any CHANCE without me! Well, we will DEFINITELY see who laughs last, won't we?!" / Taotie says: "There are days when I think Bulma will be reasonable, and THEN there are some days when I want to TEAR out Bulma's brain and BLAST it all the way to Kingdom COME!!!! She is SUCH an ENIGMA!!!! I have NEVER encountered a woman like THAT before in my LIFE!!!! Not even my former WIFE!!!!" / Zarbon says: "Honestly, I'm SURPRISED Bulma is STILL around! All of the opportunities we had to get rid of her, and SOMEHOW, she ALWAYS manages to point out a fact; a fact that there's someone we NEED to dispose of more than her! If she didn't have that BRAIN of hers, I wouldn't PRETEND to be interested in her! Unfortunately, I need her brains; so I'll do what I must in order to get farther in the game! If I can get rid of Dai Shi, I believe that I can accomplish ANYTHING!" / Sanjay says: "I honestly feel better with my chances on Team S.R.R.R.C. than I do on Team TUFF, but with Zarbon and Taotie ALWAYS trying to outdo each other in the scheming departments, Bulma PROBABLY directing them BOTH at each other and NOT at her, and three guys more focused on EATING than on winning, it's really tough to be HERE! It's NOTHING like the Team Retro dynamics! I MISS having Craig with me!" / Buhdeuce says: "What does a guy have to do, to NOT be surrounded by someone like Bulma?! I'd REALLY like an answer to THAT!" / Gonard says: "Honestly, I REALLY think Bulma must be compensating for something!" (End Confessional)

Fondue looks in the cock-pit, and sees that Sniz is NOT inside! Fondue says: "All RIGHT! I get to make the flight announcement!" General Barracuda says: "I don't think that's such a good idea!" Fondue says: "Sniz can't complain if he's NOT here! I'm going for it!" Fondue activates the intercom and says: "Attention passengers, we've got a VERY special challenge for you today! It involves going into a place called...Leningrad, U.S.S.R., where your teams will be competing for a chance to pick up a new contestant in the form of Larry the Lobster, or Blonda!" Sniz cuts into the intercom and says: "Actually, they no longer CALL it the U.S.S.R., Fondue!" Fondue shouts: "What do you MEAN they no longer call it the U.S.S.R.?!!!" Sniz says: "I knew you couldn't resist trying to do the flight announcement without me, so, I left you an outdated map, that's 25 years old! So you just made yourself sound like an idiot in front of an international audience of BILLIONS! We're going to St. Petersburg, Russia, where the teams will be competing for a chance to pick up in the form of Larry and Blonda! We'll be landing soon!" Fondue says: "I HATE my life!" Dudley asks: "A NEW contestant?!" Chameleon says: "And he said it was either Larry or Blonda!" Suzie says: "I know who Larry is! He's the guy who co-won this show LAST season! But...I wonder who Blonda is?" Phoebe says: "If I remember correctly, I think she has a connection to The Fairly Oddparents!" Robot sighs and rolls his eyes, and Robot says: "Just what that show DOESN'T need, more exposure!" Globitha asks: "What's wrong with Blonda getting exposure?"

Patrick says: "It's not so bad for Blonda, I'm more worried about Anti-Timmy." Spongebob asks: "Why is that?" Patrick says: "I can't understand why, but I just KNOW that Anti-Timmy is STILL being kept on the plane by somebody! And if there's a contestant, especially a FAIRY contestant representative from The Fairly Oddparents, it's going to ACCELERATE Anti-Timmy's decay even MORE! Unstable anti-magic can't be in such close proximity to regular magic without suffering from decay!" Chameleon says: "But at least, we have a solid team dynamic, so we should be all right, even in spite of that, right?" Dudley says: "No matter what this show throws at us, we'll confront it head on!" Dog says: "As long as we're together, I know we'll be all right!" Randolph says: "Team TUFF will come out on top, and I LOVE it!" (Confessional) Robot says: "It just FRIES my circuits that The Fairly Oddparents gets so MUCH unwelcome exposure, and I don't! Isn't MY show more deserving of LOVE?! I know it was definitely more, well written! / Patrick says: "I hope Spongebob is ready to face Larry again. Larry had to hold back last season because of Sandy. Larry doesn't have that kind of arrangement THIS time! I hope that Spongebob is TRULY ready, to face whatever Larry might bring to the game!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants have landed in St. Petersburg, Russia, just outside the Kremlin. Sniz says: "Welcome to Russia! Many great leaders once called this fancy palace home! Peter the Great, Catherine the Great, Nicholas II, and Ivan the Terrible!" Spongebob says: "That last one doesn't really fit the Great category!" Sniz says: "Great doesn't always mean popular! And winning this part of the challenge, or even coming in second, will give your team a boost in numbers! Due to events that happened in the last Performance Review, Larry and Blonda are going to become contestants on this season! Whoever comes in first, gets their pick of which contestant they want to pick, and the second place team will get the other contestant!" Tigress says: "That sounds like great news! I saw Larry's performance last season! He'd make a GREAT addition to Team Retro!" Sniz says: "But getting an additional contestant won't automatically guarantee that YOUR team wins the challenge! There's still another part of the challenge after the teams compete to win an additional member! And only the team that comes in first place in the second part of the challenge, will win immunity and first class seating bragging rights! The team that comes in last place in the second part of the challenge, will face a DOUBLE elimination ceremony! In fact, from NOW, until the next Performance Review, with the exception of ONE episode, EVERY challenge is going to feature a double elimination of one sort or the other! Either one team eliminates two contestants, or two teams eliminate a contestant! So, be on your guard!"

(Confessional) Tigress says: "Now this is a challenge that makes me excited! If two contestants get eliminated from now until the next Performance Review, there should be 20 contestants left by the time the next Performance Review happens! And I plan on being one of them! It all boils down to winning challenges, and I feel confidant in my capacity to win them!" / Spongebob says: "Now I know the game is getting tougher! With double eliminations planned for all but ONE of the episodes until the next Performance Review, it's going to be next to impossible for every single member of Team Retro, former OR current, to make it to the Team Merge! I just hope I don't make too poor of a showing! I'd like to get a chance to compete against Larry again!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "You STILL haven't told us what the first part of the challenge is!" Sniz says: "I was just about to get to that, IF you don't mind! Inside the Kremlin, there are three items of value to be found. You know its an item of value, if it has the Nickelodeon slime emblem on it. The first two teams that can bring me an item, will get an additional contestant for all their trouble! On your marks, but not Karl MARX; get set...(Fondue rings balalaikas)...GO!!" The three teams run to get into a Kremlin, only to be STOPPED by a familiar sound! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!)

Sniz shouts: "I almost forgot! I thought a little racing music might help you guys find the items faster! Of course, I expect you to sing along to the music!" Marlene says: "I feel totally confidant in Team Retro's ability to nail the song, no matter WHAT song you choose, as long as you NEVER choose a Justin Bieber song!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! We will NEVER choose a Justin Bieber song!" Captain Retro says: "Well, that certainly makes me feel better!" Genre: Pop Rock. Sub-Genre: Love Ballad (Paula Abdul). Song: "Rush, Rush." Sung by: Cast! /

Marlene to Captain Retro: "You're the whisper of a summer breeze." Captain Retro to Marlene: "You're the kiss that puts my soul at ease." Po to Tigress: "What I'm saying is I'm in to you." Zarbon: "Here's my story and the story goes: you give love, you get love." Gonard: "And more than Heaven knows." Bulma: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try!" Tigress to Po: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya!" Suzie: "All my heart, all the joy, oh baby, baby please!" Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Reggie to Rocko: "Hurry, hurry lover. Come to me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Rocko to Reggie: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Globitha to Robot: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Robot to Globitha: "Ooh, what you do to me." Daggett to Norbert: "And all I want from you is what you are." Norbert about Treeflower: "And even if you're right next to me, you're still too far away." Spongebob about Sandy: "If I'm not inside your arms, I get dramatic baby. Yes, I know." Patrick about Pearl: "But I need you, I want you. Ooh man, I love you so!" Buhdeuce: "Ooh, ooh." Bulma: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try!" Randolph to Dog: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya!" Dog: "All my heart, all the joy, ooh baby, baby please!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." King Julien to Skipper: "Hurry, hurry lover, come to me!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Skipper to King Julien: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me!" Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Chameleon to Dog: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me." Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Dog to Chameleon: "Ooh, what you do to me." Suzie about Otto: "When you kiss me up and down, turn my senses all around. Oh baby, oh baby. I don't know just how or why. But no one else has touched me so deep, so deep, so deep inside."

(Instrumental solo). Phoebe: "You're gonna see, I'm gonna run, I'm gonna try." Captain Retro to Marlene: "I'm gonna take this love right to ya." Marlene: "All my heart, all the joy. Oh baby, baby, please." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Dog to Randolph: "Hurry, hurry lover, come to me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Randolph to Dog: "I wanna see, I wanna see ya get free with me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." King Julien to Skipper: "I can feel it, I can feel you all through me!" Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Skipper: "Ooh, what you do to me." Team TUFF: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." Team Retro: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." Team S.R.R.R.C.: "Rush, rush." Couples: "Na, na, na, na, na, na, na." /

And the epic song ends. / Team Retro arrives in front of a glass case with a Czar's crown in it. Reggie asks: "What is THAT supposed to be?" Captain Retro says: "It's the crown of the Czar's!" Tigress asks: "What were the CZAR'S thinking? That gluing a few diamonds on what might be the world's UGLIEST crown would somehow make it prettier?!" Po says: "Watch what you say! You could make unwelcome enemies that way!" Tigress says: "Even though I could argue about how I could handle ANY enemy that came my way, I'll humor you and lay off the Czar's!" Rocko asks: "But how are we going to get it? That glass must be at LEAST three feet..." Tigress interrupts: "Leave it to me!" And Tigress BREAKS the glass case as if it were nothing! Captain Retro covers his ears, but no loud noises can be heard. Captain Retro shouts: "Tigress, what were you THINKING?!!! What if breaking the GLASS triggered an ALARM system?!!!" Tigress says: "Well, it DIDN'T!!!! Besides, I think I could handle ANY opponents that came MY way!" Stimpy says: "I don't think that was the POINT that Captain Retro was trying to make!" Captain Retro says: "It most certainly was not!" Tigress says: "Whatever! We got what we came here for!" Norbert rolls his eyes and says: "That's fine. Just be more careful in the future, okay speedy mcfist?" And Tigress just rolls her eyes. (Confessional)

Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Why does everybody always question MY ability to fight off enemies?! It's not like I'm SPONGEBOB and completely INCOMPETENT of defending myself!" / Po says: "The thing of it is, nobody ever QUESTIONS Tigress and her abilities to fight off enemies, we question her thinking process! I've known her longer than any of the others still in the competition, and I still can't figure out why Tigress has such a short fuse. And the worst part is, no matter how often I try to explain to her that she NEEDS to stop and take some time to THINK about her actions, she RARELY ever does! If we get Larry, maybe HE can talk some sense into her!" / Captain Retro shakes his head and says: "I was hoping by now, Tigress would have become a reasonable, SANE player capable of making rational decisions! But she's STILL the SAME trigger happy feline she was when she STARTED this game! The only good thing about her is that she NEVER hits anybody on our team! But what happens when the team is disbanded? As long as the team keeps winning, she can stay. But when it gets time to the individual challenges, I might have to have her booted off before she gets too strong and/or dangerous for everybody else. It's nothing personal." / Norbert says: "I think Tigress DEFINITELY needs to switch to non-caffeine coffee, if she DRINKS any, that is!"

(End Confessional) The action switches to Team S.R.R.R.C., and they're walking through a hall of paintings and statues. Sanjay says: "I hope you guys know how thankful I am that you wanted ME on your team! I thought you would let me end up on Team TUFF, but now I know that I am a VALUED team player! It means a lot to me!" Taotie rolls his eyes and says: "Don't thank us YET, you newbie! As far as I'M concerned, you're just a number we can use to get further in the game! I don't know WHY Zarbon wanted to take a chance with you! And quite frankly, I don't even care! Just keep up with us! Otherwise, you'll find yourself on the NEXT vote-off, getting the BOOT off!" (Confessional) Sanjay says: "It honestly surprises me that Taotie has lasted as long as he has in this competition. Mostly, I think its because of Bulma. But he definitely has some strength and intelligence. He's definitely SMARTER than he looks, that's for sure! Quite frankly, he HAS to be!" (End Confessional) Gonard picks up a painting and says: "OOH! This looks like it was very valuable! What is it?!" Bulma examines it, and says: "It is a painting of the last family to rule Russia as Czar's, the Romanov's. You can see Grand Empress Josefina, Nicholas, and Anastasia." Heffer says: "Just like the Don Bluth movie!" Bulma says: "I guess, if you want to get technical." Zarbon says: "I'm just surprised that there weren't any--." A familiar shout yells: "Surprise!!!!"

And out from the shadows jumps out YAMCHA!!!! Yamcha says: "If you want to HAVE that painting, you have to beat ME first!" Bulma rolls her eyes and says: "Oh, it's just YAMCHA!!!!" Yamcha GASPS in disbelief and retorts: "JUST YAMCHA?!!! Who fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament THREE times?!!!" Bulma replies: "And let me ask, who LOST the World Martial Arts Tournament THREE times?!" Yamcha says: "That's STILL three more times I've fought in the World Martial Arts Tournament than YOU have!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! Your BIGGEST accomplishment is beating See-Through, the Invisible Man. And even THAT, you needed MY help to beat him!" Yamcha says: "I'm STILL stronger than Chioutzu! And I'm STRONGER than Zarbon, to!" Zarbon rolls his eyes, walks up to Yamcha, and Zarbon asks: "Really?" And Zarbon punches Yamcha HARD in the stomach, and SENDS Yamcha flying backwards into a brick WALL!!!! Zarbon says: "I HIGHLY doubt that!" Taotie says: "Come on, people and OTHER life-forms, we've got a CHALLENGE to complete!" Team S.R.R.R.C. begins to leave, but Bulma stops at Yamcha, and leans down. Bulma says: "And for the record, we are never, ever, EVER getting back together!" (Confessional)

Yamcha is wearing an ice pack and says: "Getting taken out in one punch by Zarbon? That's PATHETIC!!!! Even by MY standards! The only thing WORSE would be getting taken out in one punch by an Android but, what are the odds of THAT happening?!!!" / Captain Retro is scratching his chin and wondering, says: "Should I tell him? It probably wouldn't make a difference, and it would just make him FEEL worse." (End Confessional) Finally, the action switches to Team TUFF, but they're not having much luck! Robot says: "This is INSANE! We've been searching high and low, and we can't find even a single ITEM with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it!" Suzie says: "This CAN'T be how the legacy of Team TUFF starts off, exactly the SAME way as Team DOOM and Team Adversity started off!" Phoebe says: "I agree. I didn't make it all this way just to lose." Globitha shouts: "Guys, I think I've got something!" The others rush over to her, and Dudley asks: "What is it?" Globitha says: "It's a book. It's called, The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx." Chameleon says: "But that's not an item related to the Czar's." Randolph says: "And furthermore, it's not even an item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it." Dog says: "Well, we gotta bring Sniz SOMETHING, or we'll lose ANYWAYS!" Spongebob says: "Good point! And I have no intention of leaving right now!" Patrick says: "Than we should make haste, and get the book to Sniz as quickly as we can!" (Confessional)

Suzie asks: "What other choice did we have? It was taking us to long to search through that library, and the Nickelodeon slime emblem could've been hidden in one of the THOUSANDS of pages of the books in there! This way, at least we can say we tried!" (End Confessional) Sniz and General Barracuda are in the main hall, watching Fondue wearing a traditional Russian fur hat, and doing a traditional Russian dance. General Barracuda asks: "What are you doing?" Fondue says: "First, I'm keeping warm. Second, I was thinking that maybe the second part of the challenge could be a dance challenge! We haven't HAD one of those in a LONG time!" Sniz says: "There's a good reason for that; I'm not interested in seeing one!" General Barracuda looks behind himself and says: "They're coming!" Sniz says: "Finally! This is what I've been WAITING to see!" And rushing ahead, Tigress slides over the finish line first, with the rest of Team Retro close behind! Sniz says: "Team Retro comes in first! At least they're consistent!" Suzie panics and says: "Patrick, throw the book over the finish line so WE can be second!" Patrick nervously says: "Okay." And Patrick winds up his arms, and throws the book hard; but it ends up flying OVER the heads of Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, and into an open fireplace, where the book promptly burns UP!!!! Patrick says: "Okay, I did NOT plan it like that!" And Team S.R.R.R.C. crosses the finish line with their painting!

Sniz says: "And with that, the two teams getting a new member are Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Globitha says: "I don't understand; why did we fail?" Sniz says: "Isn't it obvious? Communism only works in THEORY! In practice, it NEVER works! And in case you were wondering, the THIRD item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem in it was in War and Peace." Robot rolls his eyes and says: "Figures you would hide it in the LONGEST book in HISTORY!!!!" Sniz says: "Regardless, it's time to reveal the prizes for first and second place. Come on down!!!!" And descending down a staircase by sliding down it, Larry jumps off the stairway handle, does three air flips, and makes a perfect two point landing! Larry asks: "Show of hands, who MISSED me?!!!" And nearly EVERYONE who participated in season two raises their hands! Larry sighs contentedly and says: "I've STILL got it!" Then, a female voice shouts: "SPOTLIGHT!!!!" And a spotlight focuses on Blonda, who is now sporting a tall, womanly figure with no wings, and wearing a long silver dress with a mink stole wrapped around her. Blonda descends her staircase slowly, and sings: "I want to be loved by you, and by nobody else but you. I want to be loved by you. Boop-oop-a-doop!" And Blonda joins Sniz, Fondue, General Barracuda, and Larry. Larry rolls his eyes and asks: "Do you make a big production out of everything?!" Blonda asks: "Why shouldn't I? First impressions are EVERYTHING, and I need to make the BEST first impression I can with my eventual team!"

Sniz says: "Speaking of, Team Retro, for coming in first, you get to choose first WHICH new contestant you want to add!" Tigress smirks and says: "Oh, I think Team Retro will do just fine with LARRY!!!!" Spongebob shouts: "WHAT?!!! You'd pick LARRY, but NOT me?!!!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Don't WORRY about it, this isn't about ME, it's about YOU!!!! And you...are about as useful as a 16 ounce cup for bailing out the Titanic. But LARRY?!!! He's the REAL deal! He can save the flight of Apollo 13! It's no contest!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "Why does Tigress hate me?" / Tigress says: "I don't hate Spongebob; I just don't have any use for him. And quite frankly, I don't see why ANYBODY would want to help carry HIM all the way to the Team merge!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That means that Blonda, you are now a part of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!!!!" Blonda takes a look at her new team and says: "Well, not the collection of team-mates I would have chosen. Still, I could do worse. I mean, I am in the same team as the audience favorite." Monster asks: "Who is that?" Blonda says: "Obviously, I'm talking about Heffer!!!!" Heffer gets big puppy eyes, and delighted. asks: "ME?!!! I'm the AUDIENCE favorite?!!!" Blonda says: "Of course, something HAS to be done about your face. Fortunately, it's nothing a little make-up can't fix! Make-up people, chop-chop!!!!" Blonda claps her hands, but nothing happens.

(Confessional) Blonda asks: "What kind of bargain basement show doesn't even have a make-up department for its contestants?" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And with THAT out of the way, it's time to announce the SECOND part of the challenge! We are going outside to do ice-skating!!!! Won't that be fun?!!!" And Captain Retro looks worried! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "FUN?!!! Only if you count potentially falling down 10,000 times on your butt and humiliating yourself to the international viewing audience to be 'fun.' Confidentially, I would find THAT to be as fun as being forced to wash dishes! And just like I don't LIKE to wash dishes, I do NOT like to ice skate! How am I supposed to be GOOD at something I've never TRIED before in my entire life?!" (End Confessional) The three teams are now looking at the gigantic frozen lake, with flag poles scattered across the lake to let the contestants know WHERE they have to skate. Blonda says: "Okay, I KNOW there's no make-up department on this show, but you've GOT to use stunt doubles SOMETIMES! Right!!!! Right?" Heffer merely says: "You're CUTE when you're terrified!"

Sniz says: "This is the part of the challenge that matters! Getting from this side of the lake, to the other end, where the plane awaits! The team that gets all of their team-mates across the finish line first, will win, as long as they manage to keep the item they recovered from the Kremlin completely intact! Team TUFF, since you didn't get an item from the Kremlin, you will have to wait five minutes BEHIND the other teams before you can start across. Of course, seeing as how nobody has any idea how good the teams will do going across this lake, you may very well STILL have a chance!" Chameleon says: "I sure hope so! I want to have our team be safe from elimination!" Sniz says: "Speaking of elimination, the team that comes in last, will have to face a DOUBLE elimination! So no pressure! Actually, make that a LOT of pressure!" Blonda raises her hand and asks: "Can I have a show-stopping number?" General Barracuda initially shouts: "NO! Wait, why?" Blonda says: "I need to play up my big debut for the cameras of course!" General Barracuda says: "You only get a show-stopping number if we SAY you can! So just drop it, okay?" And Blonda looks at him angrily! (Confessional)

Blonda says: "Nobody tells BLONDA to just drop it! I'll show General Barracuda that I'm where it's at! And I don't mean with two turntables and a microphone, like that Beck song!" / General Barracuda says: "I can usually tell if a contestant is going to do well, by one certain fact alone; that they can impress me. And Blonda? She does NOT impress me! I do NOT heart the new girl!" (End Confessional) Tigress says: "I'll carry the crown. It will be SAFE in MY paws!" Po asks: "Do you HAVE to?" Tigress says: "Not unless you'd feel more confident letting someone ELSE carry it and potentially BLOW this challenge for all of us!" Larry says: "Come on! We all want the same thing; to win this challenge. And to do that, we need to do that as a team. Personally, I think you'll do a GREAT job with this! Just, take a moment to consider the skills of everyone else, okay?" Tigress thinks about it and says: "All right, then I will!" And Spongebob GASPS in shock! (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I can't BELIEVE Larry got Tigress to actually act rational just like THAT!!!! I've been TRYING to do THAT all season, and Larry does it with just one episode! What does Larry have that I don't?! I mean, BESIDES an exoskeleton?" / Tigress says: "Larry is not only strong, he's smart. And as a fellow athlete who's also smart, I need to respect that. Larry didn't win season two by being stupid, so it will help me immensely to pay attention to his advice. It might just help me win!"

(End Confessional) Captain Retro is shaking like a nervous leaf, worried about the challenge. Wally asks: "Why are you so nervous?" Captain Retro says: "Do you want to know how much ice skating I've done in MY life? ZERO!!!! It doesn't SNOW where I live, and NOT counting this show, I've only ever been up in the snow filled areas ONCE! And they had NO ice skating up in Yosemite National Park!" Marlene says: "I'll help you across, okay? Just hold onto my hand, and I promise; I won't let you fall!" Captain Retro breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thank you, Marlene. You truly ARE the best!" Marlene says: "Let's hope so! That would help our chances of winning!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Look, I know what it's like to NOT be good at something, okay? There was a time where I couldn't go outside the zoo for long periods of time without going completely wild and feral. Ironically, it was after I started spending time with Rico that I started to understand where the root of my phobia was, and I could start confronting it! Once I did that, I eventually managed to control myself in wide open spaces, and be able to function out there just like I could inside the zoo! So, I considered it to be MY duty to help Captain Retro out during this difficult challenge!" (End Confessional)

The teams are all lined up and ready to begin the challenge, with Marlene holding onto Captain Retro. Sniz says: "Remember, using any special powers to help you get across is prohibited. Everything else is fair game! Get on your marks, get set..." General Barracuda fires off a firework that EXPLODES!!!! Sniz shouts: "GO!!!!" The teams (except for Team TUFF, who has to wait five minutes) start across; but Team S.R.R.R.C. suddenly realize that Heffer, Sanjay, and Blonda are nowhere to be seen! Taotie shouts: "Wait! How come I'm not seeing all of our contestants?!!!" A spotlight suddenly shines on Blonda, with Heffer and Sanjay holding her up, with Blonda wearing a yellow ice-skating suit! Blonda says: "My TIME to shine, boys! Carry me across FANCY while I HOLD the painting, and I'll take you BOTH to the Final Three!" Sanjay says: "Anything to avoid an elimination!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and asks: "Why do I have the feeling that I will not LIKE what is about to happen?" (An elaborate ice skating sequence, featuring Blonda, Heffer, and Sanjay performing various ice skating acrobatics is shown, distracting Team S.R.R.R.C. and allowing Team Retro and eventually Team TUFF, to skate PAST them!)

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-Genre: Glam Metal (Poison). Song: "Nothin' But a Good Time." Sung by: Blonda, Heffer, Larry, Taotie, and Sanjay. / Blonda: "Now Listen; not a dime, I can't pay my rent! I can barely make it through the week!" Heffer: "Saturday night, I'd like to meet my girl, but right now, I can't make ends meet." Taotie: "I'm always working, slaving every day! Gotta get a break from that same old, same old." Larry: "I need a chance just to get away! If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say!" Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing but a good time! How can I resist?! Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this!" Taotie: "They say I spend my money on women and wine!" Larry: "But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night." Heffer: "I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in. I just like my fun every now and then." Taotie: "I'm always working, slaving every day! Gotta get a break from that same old, same old." Sanjay: "I need a chance just to get away! If you could hear me think, this is what I'd say!" Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing but a good time! How can I resist?! Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this!" Taotie: "You see I, raise a toast to all of us, who are breaking our backs every day! If wanting the good life is such a crime; oh, then put me away! Here's to ya!" (Instrumental solo)

Blonda and Heffer: "Don't need nothing, but a good time! How can I resist? Ain't looking for nothing but a good time, and it don't get better than this! Don't need nothing, but a good time! How can I resist?!" (Heffer's weight causes the ice beneath him to break, causing Heffer and Sanjay to fall THROUGH it, but Blonda manages to jump away just in time, but she unintentionally CRACKS the frame of the painting as she lands!) Taotie: "Ain't looking for nothing, but a good time! And it don't get better than this! It don't get better!" / And as the epic song ends, Team Retro manages to cross first, followed closely behind by Team TUFF! Sniz shouts: "And it's over! Not only has Team Retro gained a new contestant with this challenge, they also won first PLACE with their new contestant! That's quite an accomplishment! Team TUFF, even though you didn't gain a new contestant, you DO still get to keep ALL of your contestants for coming in second place! Team S.R.R.R.C., it pains me to say this, but even though you got a new contestant, it didn't help you cross across before the OTHER two teams, and you didn't even keep your item intact!" Blonda protests: "But it wasn't MY fault! I was doing a GREAT job ice-skating! How was I SUPPOSED to know Heffer's weight would break the ICE?! At least I TRIED to keep the painting safe!" Bulma says: "I hate to admit it, but she DOES have a point!" Sniz says: "Regardless, Team S.R.R.R.C. will face a DOUBLE elimination ceremony, and you'll choose two contestants to take the Drop of Shame!" /

On the plane, Team S.R.R.R.C. is beginning to think carefully about who they want to eliminate. Blonda is now wearing a fancy red dress. Sniz arrives in the cargo hold, and addresses the contestants. Sniz says: "Ladies and gentleman, even though some of you AREN'T so gentle; I know most of you are familiar with how this show works, but does anyone need any PERSONAL help with this?!" Blonda says: "If you are referring to me, than no; I've seen this show plenty of times. I'm well aware of what I need to do and how I'm supposed to do it!" Sniz says: "Good! That saves me the trouble of having to explain it again! In that case, I'll let you all get right to it! And...VOTE!!!!" (Confessional)

Zarbon stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Zarbon says: "Two MORE useless contestants I have YET to meet! So, YOU two HAVE to go!" / Taotie stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Taotie says: "Your audience favorite status WON'T help you, Heffer! And neither will Sanjay's NEW guy status!" / Gonard stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Gonard says: "All Heffer ever does is EAT! And Sanjay, nothing personal, but we need better help than YOU can provide!" / Monster stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Monster says: "Maybe NEXT time, Heffer, you will think about something BESIDES stuffing your stomach! And Sanjay, come back when you're more experienced and ready to take this show seriously!" / Skipper stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. Skipper says: "I'm sure glad that I had NOTHING to do with THEIR slipshod performances!" / King Julien stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and Sanjay. King Julien says: "There is a time and a place for partying. This ISN'T one of them! As a King, I must do what is BEST for the team!" / Buhdeuce stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and Heffer. Buhdeuce says: "Sorry Sanjay, but this is a game where I can't keep you on. And Heffer, learn to do something HEALTHY with your life!" / Blonda stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and King Julien. Blonda says: "Sorry, but I can't vote off Heffer. Not after the comment I made. Sorry Sanjay, and King Julien; but you two annoy ME the most!" /

Heffer stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and King Julien. Heffer says: "My game CAN'T end right now! I'm an audience FAVORITE!!!!" / Sanjay stamps the pass-ports of Heffer and King Julien. Sanjay says: "I don't want my game to be over just yet! I want to go further!" / Bulma smiles and stamps the pass-ports of Sanjay and Heffer! Bulma says: "It's so nice when these idiots just take out themselves WITHOUT any help from ME!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got eleven contestants, but only NINE bags of popcorn! When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn. If you do NOT receive a bag of popcorn, you must grab a Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame! As such, that will mean you are out of the game, and you can NEVER come back; EVER! Zarbon, Bulma, Taotie, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Monster, Skipper, Blonda!" King Julien, Heffer, and Sanjay all look toward Sniz nervously, at the lone bag of popcorn in the hands of Sniz! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" Heffer and Sanjay both sweat profusely, while King Julien just looks ahead, worried! Sniz says: "King Julien!" King Julien shakes his booty and says: "YES!!!!"

Blonda cries: "WA-HOO-HOO! I think I'll miss Heffer MOST of all!!!!" Then she stops crying and turns to Skipper, as Blonda says: "Will that work? Do you think people will buy my outburst of emotion?" Sanjay sighs and says: "It's okay. I had a good run. At least now I can be re-united with Craig!" Heffer asks: "Isn't anyone else sad to see ME go?" Taotie, unconvincingly, says: "I am sad, but on the inside." Heffer asks: "Can't you be sad on the outside, just a little?" Taotie just glares ahead, with a VERY mean look! Sanjay grabs his parachute and says: "This is where I get off! BYE!!!!" And Sanjay jumps out of the plane! Heffer grabs his parachute, and TRIES to jump out, but he gets STUCK in the doorway because of his width! Heffer sheepishly says: "Um...a little HELP here?!" Taotie gets up and KICKS Heffer through the doorway, but Heffer FARTS in Taotie's face as a result, causing Taotie to cough! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "28 contestants have now been eliminated! But we STILL have 30 contestants and a whole lot MORE of the world to explore! Where will we end up next? What will Larry and Blonda bring to this show now that they are contestants this season?! And what new songs will be featured next time? Find out on another brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

Episode Notes: Blonda and Larry officially become contestants with this episode, while Sanjay and Heffer both get eliminated. This makes all the representatives from "Sanjay and Craig" eliminated from this show, and Rocko the ONLY representative from "Rocko's Modern Life" left on this show. Featured songs in this episode, "Back in the U.S.S.R." (As part of the revised show open), "Rush, Rush", and "Nothing but a Good Time." / Personal Notes: I really, REALLY wanted to show Heffer this season, because I thought he would provide me with SO many moments of comedy and laughter! But because I had so many contestants this season, he, along with a good number of contestants this season, got lost in the shuffle. And Heffer, despite his hefty size, just wasn't pulling his weight in the comedy department. It is for this reason that Heffer had to go, so the other heavy-weights still in the game might get more character development. As for Sanjay, my goal for him was to develop his character a little, and get him at LEAST past the Team redistribution. Having done that, I felt that this episode was a good episode for Sanjay to leave, on a relatively high note; which is how I try to end each episode of this show; on a high note! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of an episode from SpingeBill's Adventure

Spoiler

Episode 3: SpongeBob Meets Splaat

"SpongeBob and Patrick finds another portal in Goo Lagoon but it doesn't teleport to Gumball world but into a different dimension"

SpongeBob: what is this place

Patrick: I don't know

Splaat: hi there

SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

Patrick: WHAT IS THAT THING

Splaat: what's wrong

SpongeBob: don't hurt me

Patrick: please don't hurt us mr ghost sir

Splaat: oh calm down I may look creepy BUT I WONT HURT YOU

SpongeBob: AHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME

Patrick: AHHHHHHHH DONT HURT US

Splaat: calm down and stay here I WONT HURT YOU

SpongeBob: AHHHHH HE SOUNDS LIKE DARWIN SCREAMING

Patrick: RUN FOR IT

(SpongeBob and Patrick runs to The Portal)

Splaat: why does everyone run away from me 

(The Portal disappears)

(At Goo Lagoon)

Sandy: hey SpongeBob and Patrick did you meet a new friend

SpongeBob&Patrick : *shivers* we don't want to talk about it

And so SpongeBob and Patrick meets a scary but harmless creature that can randomly get angry for no reason and so they ran away 

The End 

 

 

[4EverGreen]

General Barracuda is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise," we went to Russia, which was once known as the U.S.S.R. before 1991. There, the three teams competed to find an item valuable to the Czar's, in order to potentially win a new team-mate. Both Team Retro and Team S.R.R.R.C., won Larry and Blonda respectively. However, Blonda's enthusiasm didn't do Team S.R.R.R.C. much good as they lost the ice-skating part of the challenge, and had to face a double elimination. Sanjay's newness, and Heffer's heavy weight ended up being contributing factors to their respective eliminations from Team S.R.R.R.C. last time. So, why am I doing the episode recap? I don't know! Sniz said he was busy with something, and he didn't have time to do the recap this time, so he asked me to do it! Not that I mind, it helps me get PAID more! Anyways, we're now at the halfway point of this season, and I'm ready for things to get exciting! See where we end up on today's great episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

"Area 51: Layin' It On the Line!" / In First Class, Larry is enjoying getting to meet with his fellow team-mates on Team Retro from season two, as well as getting properly introduced to the season three contestants on Team Retro. Larry asks: "So, you're the Captain Retro who has been giving this team so many wins?" Captain Retro says: "Please; I'm only one dog. And while I'm the unspoken leader, I'd like to think that every one of our members has been helping our team win so much." Larry says: "Well, I can see that Marlene is still doing well." Marlene says: "Naturally. I didn't make it all the way to the Final Three LAST time for nothing!" Larry says: "Norbert, it's great to be hanging around YOU again! And you even brought your brother along for the ride!" Norbert says: "Well, hosting the Performance Reviews last season WAS fun, but it's NOTHING compared to actually playing as a contestant in this game!" Daggett says: "You said it! I might have missed out last season, but I've certainly been making up for it THIS season!" Larry says: "I'll say! And Reggie, you're doing a lot BETTER this season! And Rocko, you're doing as good as ever!" Reggie says: "It hasn't always been easy; Team Doom had trouble winning, and I was the victim of emotional manipulation!" Larry says: "That Snaptrap was BAD news! I'm glad you got rid of him!" Rocko says: "Of course, I think I speak for the whole team that Angelica was a BIGGER problem than anything else than season!" Larry says: "I'll say! You actually had to eliminate her TWICE just to get things back to normal!" Stimpy says: "Or as normal as things get on a show of this nature!" Larry says: "Speaking of, you must feel pretty accomplished. Even though this is the halfway point, you've actually outlasted MORE contestants than you have in season one!" Stimpy says: "Wow! I actually didn't realize that! I guess I really AM good at this show!"

Larry says: "Speaking of this show, who are these new contestants helping out Team Retro so much? Wally, Tigress, and Po? I've seen your performances, but I haven't been properly introduced." Wally says: "I'm a Rocket Monkey. Although I sometimes like to be called Admiral Wally, his Smartness, for all my great contributions for Team Retro." Tigress says: "I am Tigress, the muscles AND brains of this team! I will eventually be WINNING this season, in case you were wondering!" Po rolls his eyes and asks: "Tigress, will you PLEASE stop announcing EVERY single move you make?! This isn't Kung Fu practice sessions, where Master Shifu MAKES you announce your moves to your fellow martial artists so they DON'T get terribly hurt by your attacks! Your tendency to ANNOUNCE all your moves are what signals our enemies as to WHAT they need to avoid, and makes it HARDER for us to beat them!" Tigress asks: "Who cares?! We beat them ANYWAYS! Don't we, Po?" Po says: "Well, don't make ME be the one to say, 'I told you so' when that attitude FINALLY brings you a loss that humiliates you!" Tigress apathetically says: "I'll be sure to remember THAT irrelevant fact on the twelfth of...NEVER!!!!" (Confessional)

Tigress says: "As a member of the Furious Five; NOT counting Tai Lung, I've lost fights a GRAND total of...ZERO!!!! So winning THIS show won't be much of a challenge for me!" / Captain Retro says: "You know; I'm almost TEMPTED to THROW this upcoming challenge, just to teach Tigress some MUCH needed humility; and maybe vote her OFF while I'm lucky!" / Po shakes his head and says: "Tigress, your tendency to shoot off your mouth is going to get you into TROUBLE one of these days; and I'm not sure if I will be able to HELP you get out of it!" / Stimpy says: "On season one, it was enough to outlast 23 other contestants. But with 58 contestants total, and having already outlasted 28 of them; that officially means I've gained more endurance from season one that's been serving me well for season three! Being a positive force on this show makes me feel good inside!" / Larry says: "Tigress would make for a GREAT potential winner...if it weren't for the fact that she's even MORE arrogant than I was at the beginning of LAST season! And while I eventually realized that I need to be a better lobster about only 25% of the way into season two, it's already halfway through season three, and Tigress STILL isn't much better NOW than she was when she started off! If she doesn't learn humility soon, it may be too LATE for her to learn it this season!" (End Confessional) Blonda is in the restroom, admiring her full, blue body camouflage dress. Blonda says: "Ahhh, the successful dressing of winners is EVERYTHING to me! I'm NOTHING without my wardrobe!" Zarbon enters into the restroom unannounced, and Zarbon asks: "Blonda, are you going to be in here admiring yourself all day? Or are you going to let contestants who ACTUALLY have a chance to win, get some time to make themselves pretty?! I'm a VERY important individual." Blonda sarcastically says: "Well, I'm sure you are!"

Zarbon suspiciously says: "I don't like YOUR tone!" Blonda, in a higher pitch, says: "I'm SURE you are!" Than normally, Blonda asks: "Like that?" Zarbon asks: "Will you just get out of here?! And MAYBE think of doing something useful that DOESN'T involve picking out a new piece of wardrobe!" Blonda starts to walk out of the restroom and she says: "You WISHED you had the gigantic wardrobe variety that I do!" Zarbon says: "Hey! It takes a REAL man to wear a pink shirt, leg-warmers, arm-warmers, AND makes it look manly! Orlando Bloom has NOTHING on me!" Blonda sarcastically says: "Clearly, you DON'T have a clue!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "Okay, so dissing on obvious Team Merge potential Zarbon ISN'T the best idea in the world, but come ON!!!! If anybody can take him DOWN a notch, I can! Besides, I'm not worried about MY security! I already HAVE a plan to keep myself safe, and keep Zarbon and Bulma from even touching me!" / Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Blonda has a lot of nerve talking to ME the way she HAS!!!!" Than Zarbon gets a serious look and says: "Quite frankly, I actually respect that! I don't like it, but I respect it! It takes GUTS to talk to me THAT honestly! Just don't tell her that I actually SAID that; okay?" (End Confessional) Blonda goes up to Monster, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Skipper, and King Julien. Blonda says: "Listen guys, I have a GREAT idea! I have a plan to get us ALL past the team merge and potentially the final six! I'm thinking of forming my OWN super-alliance, and I'd like YOU five to be a part of my team!" Gonard gets big puppy eyes and says: "WOW! I'm part of a SUPER alliance!" Blonda asks: "Do you know what that means? It means I'm placing my safety and trust in all of you, and I'd like you ALL to do the same!" Buhdeuce gets suspicious and asks: "Wait, what's the catch?"

Blonda says: "I have no catch. I'm not like Angelica. I actually HAVE a brain! I won't make the same mistakes SHE did! I fully plan on respecting what you have to offer me. All you have to do is vote with me, and I can virtually guarantee your safety from any vote-offs!" Skipper says: "That sounds good to me! I LIKE a gal who can help ME get all the way to the Final Six!" King Julien says: "Me too! This is the plan for me!" Monster says: "I'm in!" Blonda says: "Than it's settled! From now on, all six of us are members of the MAGIC alliance!" Buhdeuce says: "Awesome!" (Confessional) Buhdeuce says: "I'm a little bit hesitant about the idea of a super alliance; but since I don't have Sway-Sway with me anymore; I need some security I can count on! And if Blonda is good for her word like she claims to be, than I have a good chance of making it to the Team Merge! I certainly wouldn't have as good of a chance WITHOUT joining this MAGIC alliance! I have a good feeling about my chances!" / Skipper says: "FINALLY! I've been waiting for an opportunity to make a REAL move to get to the Final Three, and NOW, I have the opportunity to get there! If I play my cards right, I'll be $42 million richer, and I'll have King Julien at my side! What else can a penguin commando ask for? Well, maybe ANOTHER movie WITHOUT the other Madagascar zoo animals, but I can hold off on THAT one!" / Blonda says: "Like I said, perfect strategy! I already HOLD the majority of the votes, and I'm SURE that Bulma has already realized this! She won't RISK trying to RIG any members of the MAGIC alliance off, or else we will make SURE that she answers for it! My entry into the Team Merge is all BUT secured!" (End Confessional) Zarbon is busy combing his luxurious green hair in the restroom, when Bulma suddenly barges in announced! Zarbon rolls his eyes and loudly asks: "Can't a blue-skinned alien get a moment of PEACE to make himself PRETTIER?!!!"

Bulma seriously says: "This isn't ABOUT you! This is about Blonda trying to usurp MY position as the brainy beauty of this team! I am the ONLY one around here who makes strategical plans!" Zarbon says: "Look, I know Blonda's presence upsets you, but she's no threat to us! She's BOUND to get her alliance eliminated one by one. And once she loses her allies, than we can make our move!" Bulma sighs and says: "Fine! You BEST be right about this!" Zarbon asks: "Have I ever NOT been?!" Bulma says: "Still, we should get Taotie in on the loop. The three of us need to be united in case Blonda tries any unexpected moves on us." Zarbon says: "Agreed. The last thing WE need is Blonda throwing a wrench into our well-laid plans!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Blonda is surprisingly good; but she's still a NOVICE compared to ME in the strategy department! My counter-plans are WAY better than her regular plans! All you have to do is look for the weakest link in her chain, and chip away at it! Soon, Blonda's chain will BREAK, and she will be OUT! And I will wind up sailing past my entire team, to win the ENTIRE competition! It's only logical!" / Zarbon says: "I have full confidence that Bulma is going to be completely professional about her strategy; she always HAS been before! The only thing I need to worry about, is where that strategy is going to lead to, and whether or not I may have to vote her off along the way. It's coming sooner than she thinks, and she's bound to think about it herself SOON, if she hasn't already! I'm just doing what I can to make it further in the game. It's nothing personal." (End Confessional) In Normal Class, all of Team TUFF except for Spongebob and Patrick, are gathered together. They DON'T notice that Larry is hiding in the shadows at the far end of the room. Suzie says: "Guys, we need a solid plan of action for this upcoming challenge. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but we've got some unessential dead weight on our team. If we lose this upcoming challenge and we have to vote two members off, I'd like us all to be on the same page as to who we're going to eliminate!" Phoebe says: "I want to get rid of Spongebob, he SUCKS at this game and has provided no help whatsoever towards getting ANY team ANY wins! He shouldn't be here!" Dog rolls his eyes and asks: "And YOU should?!" Phoebe says: "Of course! I AM the smartest contestant on Team TUFF, so it's only natural that I should make the Team Merge!" Randolph says: "Patrick probably wouldn't be happy to know that we're going to be targeting Spongebob." Robot says: "I was under the impression that NONE of us were going to tell Spongebob and Patrick that they're our first choice targets." Globitha says: "I don't think that we should. I think we all know how Spongebob and Patrick can get when they find out that things WON'T be going their way!" Dudley says: "Personally, I don't want to have to be the tough cop around here. But if this team DOES face an elimination ceremony, we should vote out the WEAKEST among us, in order to make our team be stronger for the remaining challenges of the team game." Chameleon says: "I second that emotion. I hope that it WON'T come to that, but if it does, at least we all have a solid idea on the way we need to vote!" Suzie says: "It's settled then. If we lose, tonight, we'll either vote off Spongebob or Patrick, or whoever is the WEAKEST among our team!" Upon hearing this, Larry makes his way out of the room! (Confessional)

Suzie says: "Personally, I think the biggest reason Spongebob EVER makes it as far as he does in these seasons, is because people constantly overlook him; and therein lays the danger! His biggest strength is laying low enough for nobody else to notice him, and letting all the other contestants pick each other off! Well, I'm not going to make that same mistake again THIS season! I'M outlasting Spongebob for MORE than just one episode! I plan on going all the way!" / Phoebe says: "I have never felt more safe about MY personal security! I have the REAL members of Team TUFF all gunning against Spongebob, and Patrick can't do a THING about it! Or else Patrick can be E-L-I-M-I-N-A-T-E-D right along with Spongebob!" / Randolph says: "In a game of this nature, we have to be rational. And rationally speaking, the prospects of Spongebob being of MUCH use to this team aren't that good! I may not like it, but any plan that keeps Dog and I in the game are better than any plan that involves us NOT being in the game!" / Globitha says: "In terms of personality, Spongebob is usually really good. But his lack of any useful skills in the competition are WEIGHING us down! If I were a betting girl, I'd say that Spongebob is SO dead right now!" / Robot says: "This plan is perfect; TOO perfect! It's BOUND to go wrong! Logically, Spongebob SHOULD be heading for an elimination ceremony tonight; and yet, I can't figure out an algorithm to make it happen! And I'm a Default! Why else do I keep coming up with statistics that keep saying Globitha is in danger?! And if Globitha is in danger, I could be in danger to! The only reason I even got this far is because of her! No matter what happens, I can't afford to lose Globitha! She's my best chance of making it further in the game!" / Dudley says: "At the T.U.F.F. agency, we usually don't say 'No' to any potential recruits. Usually, everyone has at least one skill of use to help us in our fight against crime. Unfortunately, Spongebob has not shown any skills useful to either the T.U.F.F. agency, OR Team TUFF! Still, that doesn't mean I should count out Spongebob just yet. There's got to be SOME reason he's made it as far as he has BESIDES lying low; otherwise, he wouldn't be here!" (End Confessional) Larry makes his way to the restroom, where Spongebob and Patrick are just coming out! Larry says: "Wow, I am GLAD I ran into you two! You need to listen to me; all of Team TUFF is prepared to gun for Spongebob for elimination! You've got to prepare yourselves!" Spongebob gasps in shock and asks: "Why would they do that?" Larry says: "For the same reason that Tigress HATES you; she and they think that you're USELESS and nothing but dead weight! You have to do what you did to ME last season, prove them WRONG and show that you have just as much right to be here as THEY do!" Spongebob says: "Well, of course I have a right to be here! And I'll prove it by doing whatever it takes to get our team the win!" Patrick says: "To do that, we need to know what the next challenge is going to be."

Then, as if on cue, the intercom is turned on, and a familiar voice comes out of it. Sniz says: "Breaker, breaker, my good friends; things are about to get spicy and dicey as we head toward the small town of Mercury, Nevada. The front door of Area 51! We, or more accurately, YOU, will all be doing an exciting challenge that involves sneaking into the guarded base, and then finding a working alien artifact, and bring it back to the finish line! Only the FIRST group to return with a WORKING alien artifact that's completely intact, will be safe tonight! The two teams that come in second and last, will each have to eliminate one player...unless, of course, there's someone on THEIR team who wants to leave with the contestant who DOES get eliminated! Either way, there are TWO contestants leaving here at the end of this episode! If you're going to come up with a plan to try to save yourself, now would be the time to do it! That is all!" Larry says: "SNEAKING into Area 51? One does NOT simply 'sneak' into Area 51! It would take some kind of MIRACLE for both of you to get an alien artifact!" Spongebob says: "HELLO! Don't tell me that you're FORGETTING all my multiple accomplishments! I've stopped Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula about 194 times; I popped the Dirty Bubble, I have even FINALLY got my Driver's License, and if I can do all those things, I can sneak into Area 51 and find a working alien artifact!" Larry says: "I hope you're right, Spongebob." The intercom turns on again, and Sniz says: "And before I forget, there's this!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "Time for another song! I'd like you to lay it on the line; if you know what I mean!" Larry says: "Oh, I definitely know what he means, all right!"

Genre: 1980's Rock. Sub-Genre: Jefferson Starship. Song: "Layin' It on the Line." Sung by: Cast! / Zarbon: "You see it every day in every way." Bulma: "We all hear the same routines, they all say that it's okay." Spongebob: "Just let us take care of everything!" Patrick: "So we lay it on the line!" Robot and Globitha: "Layin' it on the line! (Layin' it on the line). Layin' it all (Right on the line!) Just layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all." Larry: "We're living on the front line." Stimpy: "I can see it in the faces." Marlene: "We gotta trouble in the streets tonight, and power keeps us in our places!" Captain Retro: "It doesn't matter if you're left or right, you lay it on the line!" Dog and Randolph: "Layin' it on the line! (Layin' it on the line.) Just layin' it all (Right on the line!) Layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!)" Rocko: "Take it to the wilderness!" Reggie: "Into the jungle sun!" Daggett: "Looking for the voice of reason inside this Babylon." Norbert: "Got U.S. boys on foreign soil, spillin' their blood to keep the peace." Taotie: "Cities will vanish in turmoil, while the sheiks lay sleeping on the beach!" Phoebe: "We lay it on the line!" Gonard and Monster: "Layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!) Just layin' it on the line. (Layin' it on the line!) Layin' it all (Right on the line!") Po and Tigress: "Layin' it on the line. Just layin' it on, layin' it on the line! Layin' it on." Cast: "Layin' it on the line. Just layin' it on, layin' it on the line. Layin' it on!" / And the epic song ends.

Sniz is in the cockpit and he applauds the singing of the contestants. Sniz turns on the intercom and says: "Excellent work, as usual. We'll be coming in for a landing soon, so please put all seats back into their upright position, fasten your seat belts, and get your game faces on! It's almost go time! After some important commercial messages!" / (Commercial Break.) / After the commercials finish airing, the plane finally lands in Mercury, Nevada, the front door of Area 51! The contestants get out, genuinely surprised that they have to do a night time challenge! Blonda says: "Oh MAN!!!! It's DARK!!!! How is anybody supposed to SEE how glamorous I can be?!" Buhdeuce says: "We don't want ANYBODY to see you during this challenge, that's the whole POINT! Do you WANT to get captured?!" Blonda says: "Timmy TURNER may be an idiot who makes FAR too many selfish wishes for himself, but I'm NOT!!!! I just want to be ADMIRED!!!!" Gonard says: "We'll, we might REALLY admire you if you can help us ACE this challenge against the other two teams!" Blonda smirks and says: "That's what I'm HERE for!" King Julien says: "I thought that's what I was here for!" Monster asks: "And what are YOU useful again? BESIDES being HALF of the subject of the WORST episode of this season so FAR?!!!" Skipper asks: "And whose fault was that? Old Man Jenkins!!!! Can we move PAST that already?! Because, lets face the facts; Haters gonna Hate, and Winners gonna Win! You get three guesses as to what I plan to do, and the first two don't count!" Sniz turns on a megaphone, and the feedback hurts the ears of the contestants! (At least, the contestants who HAVE ears!)

Sniz shouts: "Attention, contestants! We are not HERE for socializing! We are here for a challenge! Do you have ANY idea the kind of connections General Barracuda had to go through to make this challenge possible?!" Patrick says: "Actually, no. We were NOT aware! Or at least, I wasn't!" Sniz shouts: "Well it's time to listen up, contestants! And you better listen well! Area 51 is a guarded security complex like no other! It makes breaking into Fort Knox look like a cakewalk in comparison! If you even want a CHANCE of getting through the area safely, you better have someone with intimate KNOWLEDGE of the base! Fortunately, there is someone who has caused a lot of trouble, that we just found out about, who OWES a lot of favors for all the trouble he has caused! The man/alien with the plan, please welcome back KAPUT!!!!" And Kaput comes rolling up and jumps up, trying to surprise Team S.R.R.R.C.! Kaput then sneers and asks Taotie: "Did you miss ME, TRAITOR?!!!" Taotie merely folds his arms and says: "I'm sorry. I have this policy of NOT speaking to LOSERS!!!!" Tigress mockingly says: "Look at the kettle, being hypocritical to the pot! Remind me, HOW many times have you beaten ME in combat?! Oh, that's RIGHT!!!! ZERO!!!!" Taotie angrily says: "Yeah, just keep FLAUNTING that attitude of yours! It will make it SO much more of a vindication for me when I finally wipe the FLOOR with you!" Tigress says: "And when that day comes; A.K.A., on the twelfth of NEVER; will be the day pigs can fly WITHOUT planes, and unicorns run free in the world!" And Po just face-palms himself in frustration! (Confessional) Po sighs and says: "Tigress; do you EVER know when to keep that big mouth SHUT?!!! Even I have more restraint and self-control then that!" / Captain Retro sighs and says: "Honestly, if we win today even in SPITE of Tigress' behavior, I would be GENUINELY surprised!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda walks out and grabs the megaphone from Sniz. General Barracuda says: "All right, here's the deal. I've seen every single awful deed that Kaput has done! Kaput, you are a creepy little thing, you thought you could get away with all your evil tricks! You thought you could just sabotage others and NEVER have it affect you? Well, you were WRONG!!!! I know you have a blueprint of Area 51 on you, and you're going to give it to one of these teams! Once you've done that, you are going to become an INTERN for us and make an HONEST work living, in order to PAY for your misdeeds! That should more than make things right between you and everyone you've WRONGED!"

Kaput rolls his eyes, groans, and says: "FINE!!!! I'll become an intern, but I won't like it! I'll tell you what; I'll give the blueprints to whichever team can impress me FIRST!!!!" Blonda pushes her team-mates aside and says: "Step aside, light-weights! I am an EXPERT in impressing people!" Bulma scoffs and says: "You're going to TRY to impress Kaput?! And what secret do YOU have that I DON'T?!!!" Blonda chuckles deviously and says: "Something that you could NEVER have! True STAR power, honey!" (Confessional) Bulma scoffs and says: "True STAR power?!!! If she's a TRUE star; than I'm Yajirobe!!!! And I wouldn't want to be HIM in a million YEARS!!!!" / Zarbon says: "I have to admit, I'm starting to hate Bulma slightly less, if only for the reason that Blonda is behaving WORSE than she is!" (End Confessional) Blonda says: "I will put this away, and you will ALL be impressed by me!" Kaput says: "That remains to be seen! Just do what you want to do! I've got my work cut out for me!" Blonda says: "All right, then I will! Stand back, everyone! This will be my GREATEST performance to date!"

Genre: New Wave Rock. Sub-Genre: Billy Joel. Song: "Pressure." Sung by: Blonda! (During this sequence, Blonda does a lot of smoking HOT dance steps as a bunch of rockets, fireworks, sparklers, and strobe lights go off!) Blonda: "You have to learn to pace yourself; Pressure! You're just like everybody else; Pressure! You've only had to run so far, so good! But you will come to a place, where the only thing you feel are loaded guns in your face, and you'll have to deal with Pressure! You used to call me paranoid; Pressure! But even you cannot avoid Pressure! You turned the tap dance into your crusade; now here you are with your faith and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle Pressure! (Instrumental break) All grown up and no place to go. Psych 1, Psych 2, what do you know? All your life is channel 13; Sesame Street, what does it mean? (I'll tell you what it means) Pressure! Pressure! Don't ask for help, you're all alone; Pressure! You'll have to answer to your own; Pressure! I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale; but here you are in the ninth, two men out and three men on. Nowhere to look but inside, where we all respond to Pressure! Pressure! (Instrumental break) All your life is Time Magazine. I read it too, what does it mean? (Instrumental Break) Pressure!!!! I'm sure you'll have some cosmic rationale; but here you are with your faith, and your Peter Pan advice. You have no scars on your face, and you cannot handle Pressure! Pressure! Pressure! One, two, three, four, Pressure!" / And as the epic song ends, Kaput claps his hands wildly!!!! Kaput says: "Wonderful, magnificent, glorious, phenomenal! And it's good, to! I don't need to see anyone else to know that NOTHING can top that! Therefore, I'll give the blueprints to Blonda, and the REST of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, I GUESS!!!!" Blonda triumphantly says: "HA!!!! In your FACE, doubters!!!!" And Bulma, Zarbon, and Taotie just stand shocked, completely FLABBERGASTED at what just transpired! (Confessional)

Bulma gasps and says: "I can't believe she ACTUALLY did it! Oh, MAN!!!! She is NEVER going to let US hear the END of it!" / Zarbon says: "Is Blonda REALLY desperate to impress us? Well of course; DUH!!!! She HAS to be! But in her case, it actually SEEMS to be WORKING!!!!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable!!!! How can this NOBODY get Kaput to just willingly give HER such a great advantage?! If it weren't for the fact that I really WANT to WIN this challenge, I would JUST...I can't even THINK of what I WOULD do!!!!" / Blonda says: "I'd just like to say thank you to Jaundissimo Magnifico, for his 27 years of coaching me in the art of the elaborate dance! You are NOT a waste of space and magic; that was just my adrenaline talking!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "It's settled then! Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool has a distinct advantage in this challenge, as they will know how to get around the base! Team's TUFF and Retro, you'll have to figure out how to get through the base on your own! Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool; you'll make your entry through the entrance on the side door; Team's TUFF and Retro, you'll take the back door!" Tigress gasps in shock and asks: "You mean I got to spend a significant portion of my valuable TIME with SPONGEBOB?!!! That is ABSURD!!!!" Po asks: "And WHY exactly is THAT?!!!" Tigress, without a moment's hesitation, says: "SERIOUSLY?!!! Spongebob is SOOO WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!"

But this comment digs DEEP into Spongebob's psyche as he suddenly transforms into his HUGE, muscular form again and yells: "SPONGEBOB IS NOT WEAK!!!!!!!!" And the rest of Team Retro gasp in horror! (Confessional) Marlene sighs, rolls her eyes and says: "YEP!!!! Gonna take a REAL miracle to give Team Retro a win NOW; thanks a LOT Tigress! NOT!!!!" / Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Seriously? Now he wants to have a go at me? Let him TRY! I have LITERALLY swatted FLIES bigger than him! Bring...it...on!!!!" / Spongebob, in his huge muscular form, angrily says: "Tigress is going DOWN!!!!" (End Confessional) Tigress seriously says: "Do you think I'm SCARED of you NOW?!!! I can literally lick THIRTY of you in my SLEEP!!!! That's how strong I am!" Spongebob, irritated, says: "You're LUCKY there's a no-hitting rule in place; that prohibits me from hitting you!" Tigress says: "Oh, right. The Penalty Vote Rule. I almost forgot about that, seeing as how no one has technically broken it since Haggis." Spongebob says: "But I will tell you RIGHT now, that I will SHOW you just how strong I am, and I am going to SMOKE you!!!!" Tigress scoffs and says: "Get SERIOUS!!!! NOBODY 'smokes' me, especially not some undersea SPONGE!!!!" Po groans and says: "Tigress, DON'T do this NOW!!!!" Tigress says: "Too late! Already doing it! So, 'MR.' Popularity, how much do you want to BET; I can run CIRCLES around you?!!!" Patrick says: "Spongebob, don't PLAY her game! You don't have to prove ANYTHING to her!" But determined, Spongebob says: "If you LOSE this challenge, you got to VOTE yourself off!" And Tigress, unfazed, says: "And when I inevitably WIN, you will vote YOURSELF off, and prove once and for all that I will ALWAYS be stronger than you!" Marlene face-palms herself and asks: "Is THAT what this is all about?!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "DUH!!!! Only the fast and the STRONG make it far in this game! It's time for all who are WEAK to get OUT of my WAY!!!!" General Barracuda says: "OOH!!!! Spicy! This is going to get INTERESTING!!!!"

(Confessional) Marlene says: "If there's a bright side to Tigress' bet, is that it's a win-win situation for the REST of Team Retro. If Tigress wins, that's one less contestant to worry about for Team Retro; if Tigress loses, that gives Team Retro a CLEAR idea of who to vote for! AKA, NOT me!!!! Either way, my day won't end TOO badly!" (End Confessional) Spongebob says: "Fine! It's a deal! But you'd have to win in a fair and square match-up against me, by getting through Area 51 first! Do you think you can do that, Miss Stripes?!!!" From half-way to the base, Tigress shouts: "I'd say I'm already half-way THERE!!!!" Patrick shouts: "NO!!!! She's totally going to FORCE you to vote yourself off!!!!" Globitha says: "WE are NOT going to let that happen!" Robot asks: "Who's WE?!!!" Globitha answers: "The three of us! We agreed we'd vote off the WEAKEST contestant on our team, and since Spongebob CLEARLY isn't the weakest, there's no need to vote him off!" Robot asks: "Than who IS the weakest?!" Globitha answers: "If we win, NOBODY! So let's do our BEST to win!" Robot says: "I'm a big fan of that plan!" (Confessional) Robot says: "You know, I'm thinking there's a chance we can pull this off. Globitha is thinking logically, Spongebob has pulled out the heavy artillery, and Team TUFF has my brilliant powers of reasoning and deduction! We can TOTALLY do this!" (End Confessional) Dog says: "No time like the present! Let's MOVE it!!!!" Randolph says: "Right behind you!" And Team TUFF rushes towards the base, where Tigress has already entered! Larry looks at Captain Retro and asks: "What do you think we should do?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "Well, Tigress IS a pain in the butt..." Po asks: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" Captain Retro continues: "However, there is no way our team will ever THROW a challenge! We've come THIS far not getting a last place finish, and we're not about to start NOW!!!!" Daggett says: "I like winning to! Besides, if we don't wind up in first place, Tigress has to vote HERSELF off! It's like SOMEONE writing their own execution order!" Po says: "Tigress NEVER says anything unless she's absolutely SURE she can back it up!" Larry says: "Maybe, but she doesn't KNOW Spongebob like I do! You have NO idea what Spongebob can be capable of when he is REALLY ticked off!" Rocko says: "And personally, I don't want to have to find out! So let's catch up! We're falling behind!" And the rest of Team Retro head towards the base of Area 51! Buhdeuce looks at Blonda who's HOLDING the blue-prints for the base, and looks puzzled.

Buhdeuce asks: "Do you have any PLANS on taking us into Area 51...TONIGHT?!!!" Blonda says: "I am THOROUGHLY studying every inch of this base carefully! We do NOT want to get caught off guard!" Bulma asks: "And just what makes YOU the expert at reading blueprints? You're practically LOOKING at the girl who INVENTED them!" Blonda, unconcerned, says: "You do realize that it is entirely up to me and MY alliance as to WHO we eliminate off of this team IF we lose tonight, RIGHT?!!!" Bulma seriously says: "You wouldn't last ONE episode without me! As a matter of FACT, you've only lasted ONE episode on The Fairly Oddparents!" Blonda shouts: "Are YOU deluded?!!! I am a HIGHLY successful CELEBRITY!!!!" Taotie scoffs and says: "PLEASE!!!! You're as much of a celebrity, as Justin Bieber is a HIGHLY liked singer!!!! Which is to say...you are NOT!!!!" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "All I know is that I'm either going to guide us to victory, or I will determine which LOSER gets the boot off!" Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I don't think so!" Bulma snaps her fingers and says: "ZARBON!!!! Retrieve the blueprints from Blonda and SHOW her that WE mean business!" Zarbon asks: "Excuse me, but why must it fall down to ME to retrieve the blueprints?!" Bulma responds: "Have you forgotten that certain secret I KNOW about you that you DON'T want people to find OUT?!!!" Zarbon groans and says: "You're just DETERMINED to have it YOUR way, aren't you?!" Bulma chuckles deviously and she says: "You know it!" (Confessional) Zarbon groans and says: "MAN!!!! Bulma doesn't forget ANYTHING!!!! And she monopolizes EVERYTHING!!!! And all I want to do, is to PLAY the game! But NO!!!! Bulma HAS to make ME do her DIRTY work FOR her! It's like Bulma and Blonda are competing against each other to see who can beat the other one in who can be the most ANNOYING contestant on our team! If it were up to me; I'd tell them both that, 'NEWS FLASH!!!! You're BOTH winning!!!!' That's what I'd tell them!" / Bulma says: "Blonda is CRAZY if she thinks I'm just going to 'hand over' control of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool over to HER!!!! If she wants control, she'll have to PRY it from MY eliminated body! And that's not going to happen...EVER!!!!" (End Confessional)

Zarbon powers up his Arrow of Light attack and Blonda says: "You're BLUFFING!!!! You're not going to hit me and rack up penalty votes!" Zarbon says: "Blonda, DUCK!!!!" Blonda pauses and asks: "Why are you telling ME to...?" But Blonda doesn't get to finish her statement, because Zarbon quickly GRABS Buhdeuce and THROWS him at Blonda! The collision causes Blonda to DROP the blueprints, and Zarbon grabs them! Blonda regains her composure and says: "OH!!!! I see what you did there! You were warning me about the DUCK! Well played." Bulma chuckles deviously and she says: "You know it! And it also goes to show that if ANYONE happens to be in an ALLIANCE with her, they should think TWICE, seeing as to how INCOMPETENT you are! You couldn't hold onto a VALUABLE priceless painting, and YOU can't even hold onto blueprints! Why should ANYONE think that they're going to get far with YOU?!!!" Blonda scoffs and says: "You're just JEALOUS that people think that I'm PRETTIER than YOU are!!!!" Bulma screams: "In your DREAMS, you FREAKY little gnome!" Taotie shouts: "SHUT UP!!!! Will you two NINNIES stop this incessant bickering and have us FOCUS on this challenge?!!! We're already falling WAY behind!!!!" Bulma shakes her body in order to regain composure, but before she moves, she says: "We'll finish THIS later!!!!" And as Bulma begins running to the base, Blonda says: "I will be READY for you!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "You know, it has become VERY apparent to me that when it comes to women, my former wife was NOT the worst one in the world! Off hand, I'd say THAT award goes to Blonda, with Bulma running a VERY close second!" / Bulma says: "There is one good reason why I ALWAYS win every argument I ever participate in; SHEER brain-power! Even Blonda's MAGIC can't compete with that!" / Blonda says: "Bulma may beat me when it comes to sheer high I.Q. scores, I'll give her that! However, I plan on being FAR more ruthless and cut throat! My feminine wiles FAR outpace even Marlene's when she was at her PEAK! I'll get Bulma out first, or my REAL name isn't Blonda!" (End Confessional) Fondue shakes his head in frustration and says: "Finally! They're getting the challenge underway! I THOUGHT this episode was going to make itself!" Sniz says: "Well, there's a lesson to be learned here. Never ASSUME that an episode is going to make itself! At least we can work on it by putting Kaput to work." General Barracuda looks around and asks: "SAY!!!! Where is Kaput?!!!" In bewilderment, Sniz says: "He was just HERE a second ago! Where could he have gone to?" /

Within the base of Area 51, Kaput is suspiciously looking around. Kaput says: "That JERK General Barracuda, he confiscated all of my weapons and sneaky sabotage devices! How am I supposed to get REVENGE on the jerk-faces who gave me the BOOT off if I can't boot THEM off in return?!!!" Tigress suddenly appears and says: "Maybe you shouldn't TRY to sabotage anyone at all?!!!" Kaput, shocked, asks: "Tigress!!!! How did YOU get here so fast?!!!" Tigress says: "I have a sixth sense of direction! I can smell the path to victory from ten MILES away! I NEVER get lost!" A menacing alien voice says: "But you about to BE lost to MY great, sinister plan!" Kaput and Tigress look around, and see King Goobert from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius," floating in front of a suspiciously dark place! Kaput asks: "King Goobert! What are YOU doing here?!" King Goobert rhetorically responds: "Do you HONESTLY believe that you're the only alien with PLANS on conquering the galaxy?! Ooblar and I have a task force dedicated to procuring the GREATEST plan on dominating THIS planet ever!" Tigress asks: "A TASK force?!" Ooblar appears and says: "Yes! You blind fool! Behold, our elite operatives, Dave the Octopus from The Penguins of Madagascar Movie, and a certain 'FRIEND' of Kaput's!" Kaput asks: "Who would THAT be?!!!" Dave appears and asks: "You don't know? See for yourself!" And Kaput is SHOCKED to see, none other than, ZOSKY!!!! Kaput asks: "YOU?!!!" Zosky, irritated says: "How DARE you abandon me in the middle of our mission?! You know that's 50% of the reason why WE can never hold onto the planets we conquer? You always get bored and move onto something else!" Tigress asks: "Seriously, what are you up to THIS time?!" Zosky says: "Well, if you must know; as it turns out, I'm secretly EVIL!!!!" Kaput rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "NO!!!! Really, do you think?" Zosky seriously says: "And that EVILNESS is going to terminate YOU for ABANDONING me! You've ditched me one too many times! Now you're going to pay the PRICE for it!" Kaput scoffs and says: "You'd have to have a pretty BIG weapon to make ME pay the price for ANYTHING!!!!" Zosky says: "I wouldn't disappoint YOU!!!! We got the biggest!!!!" Zosky snaps his fingers, and the suspiciously dark place lights up to reveal ARMAGEDDROID, from "My Life as a Teenage Robot," totally rebuilt and revamped with all of its weaponry! Tigress says: "I'm impressed! You actually KNOW how to produce a challenge!" King Goobert says: "Armageddroid's attack stats are off the charts! We modified it so that it WON'T just destroy weapons, it will destroy INTRUDERS! We even provided it with a Hive Cluster box battery in its inner core to give it a SUPER power charge! So all YOU can do is LOSE!!!!" Tigress seriously says: "I have NEVER backed down from a challenge in my entire life and I don't intend to START now!" King Goobert, irritated, says: "Ooblar, turn on Armageddroid! Zosky, find the OTHER contestants and get RID of them! And Dave...gosh DARN IT!!!! Change your NAME!!!! Dave is NOT a scary name and I'm ASHAMED to admit it!!!! Josef Stalin; try that!!!! Zosky and Dave rush off to do King Goobert's bidding, while Ooblar begins to power up Armageddroid. King Goobert mutters: "You know, it is like, 'Ooh, it is DAVE! Like, watch out for DAVE!!!!'" And Armageddroid fully powers on, fully intent on DESTROYING Tigress! Tigress smiles as she says: "I am READY for you!!!!" Kaput nervously looks on and says: "Well, I'll let you two have at it!" And Kaput nervously runs away! /

Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. is rummaging through the storage supply room trying to find a useful alien artifact that works, but are turning up empty-handed! Bulma says: "Broken, broken, useless, junk, broken, broken--why is there nothing USEFUL in here?!!! Zarbon, could you POSSIBLY make anything that WORKS out of ANY of this?!" Zarbon says: "I'm a fighter, not a miracle worker. Fixing devices isn't my strong suit!" Blonda mockingly says: "So it seems like the genius has hit a brick wall!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Like YOU'RE any help to us!" Blonda says: "I just think that it would SUCK to be you if you make us LOSE!!!!" Skipper says: "We're not GOING to use! Because there is NO way we are walking out of here and seeing Team Retro already win! That's already happened WAY too many times to count!" King Julien says: "Well, it's not like the key to us winning is just going to come WALKING through the door!" And then suddenly, King Goobert and Ooblar WALK through the door! King Goobert says: "Awww, victims!" Taotie asks: "What victims?! We're not victims!" Gonard says: "If anyone's a victim, it's going to be YOU two!" Ooblar asks: "And why is that?" Zarbon says: "THIS!!!! Arrow of LIGHT!!!!" And he shoots a beam of energy at them, and knocks them unconscious! Buhdeuce says: "Well, I guess King Julien was wrong! The key to us winning DID walk through the door!" Skipper says: "But we're supposed to bring back an alien artifact! NOT an actual alien!" Bulma asks: "Do you WANT to take a CHANCE of us LOSING to Team Retro again?!" Skipper says: "No." Bulma says: "Then let's stop wasting time and WIN this challenge before Team Retro chalks up ANOTHER victory! SHEESH!!!!" (Confessional)

Bulma says: "Honestly, it feels like I have to do ALL the planning for our team! I suppose the advantage to having such a GENIUS brain is that EVERYBODY expects for YOU to solve ALL the problems THEY have! But that luxury won't last FOREVER! The team merge will occur soon enough! And when it does, I will be the only one going to the top...of this game show...by WINNING!!!!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Tigress is actually KICKING Armageddroid's giant, metallic butt!!!! Tigress says: "You call yourself a MENACE?!!! You can't keep UP with me!!!! And you can't aim for BEANS!!!! I think it's time to put you out of your misery ONCE and for ALL!!!!" And before Armageddroid has a chance to blink, Tigress leaps up to his chest and pulls out the Hive Cluster Battery Pack; thusly forcing Armageddroid to power down and break apart! Just at that moment, the rest of Team Retro rushes in! Po asks: "Are you alright? We heard fighting and...WOAH!!! Did you actually take out that GIGANTIC robot all by yourself?!!!" Tigress chuckles as she laughs and holds up the Hive Cluster Battery Pack. Tigress triumphantly says: "Of course I did. And I even won this genuine alien artifact so that we could win." Marlene groans and says to Captain Retro: "Man; she's more competent than I thought!" Captain Retro says: "And she looked PRETTY competent to start off with!"

Tigress asks: "I trust that there will be no one on this team EVER doubting MY abilities again?!" Po answers: "I highly doubt that! Not that there was much REASON to!" Tigress says: "Good. Then let us GO!!!!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I would NEVER make the claim that I was the strongest, smartest, fastest, AND toughest contestant on this entire game show if I didn't have the ability to back it up. And I pretty much showed EVERYBODY here that I can do that...a TRILLION times over! I just can't WAIT to rub it Spongebob's stupid face!" / Captain Retro says: "There are plenty of reasons I should be thrilled about this...and yet, I'm not. Tigress is OBVIOUSLY not going to be taken out by any physical challenges, so that just leaves the mental ones. I just hope she can and WILL stay loyal to Team Retro until the Team merge!" (End Confessional) Robot and Globitha are wandering around in the dark. Robot says: "There must be some technology in this base that is messing with my G.P.S. location device! I can't get us through this base!" Globitha asks: "That's kind of bad, isn't it?" Robot says: "Only if you DON'T want to get out of here and WIN the challenge!" Globitha says: "Then why don't we ask somebody for directions?" Robot sarcastically asks: "Oh yeah! Like WHO?!!!" Globitha asks: "What IS it with men and asking for directions?!" Robot says: "You know; I'm REALLY not interested in playing the gender card right now! You want to play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not DIE' Card!"

Then, they hear a triumphant Kaput say: "Take THAT!!!!" And Zosky gets bumped into Robot, who gets FLUNG into a strange looking pod! Robot quickly gets out of the pod, but he's followed by an EVIL looking, green eyed doppelganger! Globitha screams: "TWO Robots?!!! I'm both excited AND confused!!!!" Globitha epicly HUGS both of them, only to have the FAKE Robot burst into green goo! Globitha, bewildered, says: "Okay; now I'm just confused!" Kaput says: "Don't be! I just took out Zosky! He thought he could beat ME in a fight?! As if!" And Spongebob walks in, with Dave the Octopus tied in a knot! Spongebob says: "And I took care of another menace! My strength REALLY came in handy today!" Robot looks in awe and says: "I'll say! We can still win if we take Dave to Sniz, and show him we've captured this menace!" Globitha says: "I'm a big fan of that plan!" Kaput says: "And just because I FEEL like it, I'll even sabotage Team S.R.R.R.C. for you! I have no more loyalty to THEM anymore, not after what TAOTIE tried to do to me!" Robot says: "I'm glad to hear that! Let's get this challenge FINISHED with!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Nobody likes long waits, especially not me! But when push comes to shove, I am going to take this opportunity to finally get the lead out, and put this whole ordeal behind me! I finally feel like Globitha and I are going to wind up with a happy ending after all of this!" / Globitha, unsure, says: "For some reason, I STILL have a feeling that this has been all too easy for us." (End Confessional)

Outside of Area 51, Sniz and Katie are busy kissing each other, when Fondue nudges them both. Fondue says: "Break up the love fest, I think the teams are FINALLY coming out!" Katie asks: "Already?!!!" Sniz says: "About time!" Team S.R.R.R.C. come out first, with King Goobert and Ooblar captured! Bulma says: "I've WON this for us!!!!" Kaput rushes out with Zosky captured, and Kaput says: "No you DON'T!!!!" And Kaput ZAPS King Goobert and Ooblar, KILLING both of them!!!! Team S.R.R.R.C. cross the finish line, but Sniz shakes his head in disgust! Sniz says: "OOH!!!! Looks like Kaput did his first successful job as our intern! King Goobert and Ooblar are no longer alive! That means you DON'T win first place! Sorry, Bulma!" Blonda says: "This would not have happened if it was ME in charge!" Bulma screams: "OH; SHUT UP!!!!" Team Retro come out of Area 51 next, and Tigress says: "Here comes the WINNER!!!!" But Spongebob comes out with Dave captured, and he quickly and 'accidentally,' TRIPS Tigress, causing the Hive Cluster Battery Pack to FLY out of Tigress' hands! In slow-motion, Spongebob insincerely says: "OOPS!!!!" But the Hive Cluster Battery Pack SAFELY lands in Sniz's hands! Sniz says: "And we HAVE our winners! Team Retro, winning another amazing victory! It's AMAZING how they DO it!!!!" Team TUFF finally come out Area 51 safely, and cross the finish line last. Chameleon says: "Well, I guess since Spongebob helped capture Dave, at least Team TUFF comes in second."

Sniz says: "Actually, only Team RETRO brought back a working alien artifact intact! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; have two dead on arrival aliens, but because they crossed first, they come in second place. Team TUFF capturing a menace will not do you any good for THIS challenge; YOU come in last! So YOU have an elimination ceremony to face!" Tigress triumphantly says: "In your FACE, Spongebob!!!! And YOU have to VOTE yourself O-U-T, OUT!!!!" Sniz smugly says: "NOT...EXACTLY!!!!" Tigress asks: "Say what?!" Sniz says: "It's time to reveal the FINAL twist for today's challenge; the team that came in second place, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; gets to determine who LOSES on Team TUFF! So Spongebob CAN'T vote himself off tonight!" Tigress screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!" Sniz asks: "Are you mad, much?!!!" (Confessional) Tigress angrily mutters: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going down! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Zarbon says: "It WOULD be easy to eliminate Spongebob right now, but he is CLEARLY throwing Tigress off her game! Therefore, I think MY team will KEEP Spongebob in the mix, and VOTE for someone who no longer has a purpose in this game!" / Bulma says: "Obviously, I have a plan to make sure that NOBODY from MY team has to go home tonight; not even Blonda!" (End Confessional)

Bulma says: "Stick to MY plan, team! VOTE off Globitha!!!!" Buhdeuce asks: "Why her?" Bulma says: "Robot couldn't BEAR the thought of competing in the game without her! He would QUIT the game before continuing on without her! We get rid of Globitha, and we ALSO get rid of Robot! It's the PERFECT package deal!!!!" Skipper says: "All right, we'll do it! But you BETTER be right about this!" Bulma smugly says: "Have I ever NOT been?!" / In the elimination ceremony, Team TUFF is facing their very first elimination as a unified team! Dudley says: "This stinks!" Chameleon says: "I agree. But hopefully, we won't have to face too many MORE of these!" Dudley says: "I hope not! As a team, we could use more victories!" Sniz comes in and says: "Team TUFF, the time has come to learn the verdict. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; has come to a decision as who will be getting eliminated. You will receive a bag of popcorn, ONLY if you are safe! If you're not, you'll have to take the Drop of Shame! Here are the contestants who are safe; Dudley, Chameleon, Spongebob, Patrick, Suzie, Phoebe, Dog, Randolph!"

Robot and Globitha look in horror at each other, knowing that only ONE of them will be safe! Sniz says: "Only one bag of popcorn left! The final bag of popcorn, will be going to; ROBOT!!!!" Robot screams: "NO!!!!!!!!!" Globitha asks: "Why are you so sad?! You're safe!" Robot sighs and says: "Don't you get it?! My entire success in this season is due to you! The only reason that I've even gotten as far as I have is because of you! Besides, I don't think I can carry on in this game without you!" Globith asks: "What are you saying, Robot Default?" Robot turns to Sniz and boldly says: "If Globitha's getting eliminated, then I have to leave to." Dog asks: "Why is that?" Robot says: "We're a package deal. I'm sorry, but it's just that simple." Sniz shrugs and says: "Suit yourself. Saves me from having to do an elimination ceremony with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Robot turns to Globitha and says: "Come on, Globitha, let's blow this joint!" And Robot and Globitha take their parachutes, and after jumping out of the plane, open them up and float down to safety! / Sniz is in the cock-pit, and he says: "Well, that's another two contestants down, and still 28 more to go! Hopefully, the next episode won't drag on for as long as this one! We've got plenty more of the world to see, and I hope you'll see it with us, on the next fabulous episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode; "Layin' It on the Line," and "Pressure." Blonda forms the Magic Alliance in this episode with Monster, Gonard, Buhdeuce, Skipper, and King Julien. Featured villains in this episode, King Goobert and Ooblar (both of whom are killed) with Zosky, Dave the Octopus, and Armageddroid, who is destroyed. Globitha is voted off by Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and Robot quits the game, unable or unwilling to compete in the game without her, making Monster the ONLY representative from "Robot and Monster" still competing on "Total Cartoon Global Cruise." /

Personal Notes: It seems like every season, I always come across at least ONE episode that takes FAR longer to finish than all the others! In season one, it was "Sink or Surf!" In season two, it was "American Spray-Paint." And for this season, it's THIS episode, "Area 51: Layin' It on the Line!" One good thing this season has taught me, is that I should NEVER sacrifice plot for convenience, never assume that an episode will write itself, and NEVER write myself into a corner that I can't write myself out of. Hopefully, the remaining 26 episodes of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" will go much easier from here. As far as Robot and Globitha go, the only real story they had was with each other; and I took that story to the one place I could; as far as it could go. All the other remaining contestants have a stronger story still remaining, so it made sense to remove Robot and Globitha in order to focus on the contestants who still remain in play. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of an episode from SpingeBill's Adventure (Written by Conehead)

Spoiler

Dennis' Revenge: Part 2

Dennis: AND NOW, TIME TO DIE

???: NO

(Gumball appears and lands on Dennis)

SpongeBob: Gumball you saved us

Patrick: yeah

(Splaat wakes up)

Splaat: what did I miss

SpongeBob: uh, Splaat

(Splaat has a messed-up face)

Splaat: what

(Dennis wakes up)

Dennis: GRRRRR

(Dennis knocks out SpongeBob, Patrick, and Splaat)

Splaat: where am I

(SB, P, and Splaat find themselves in a glass bowl with Dennis)

Dennis: AAAAHHHHH

(Dennis steps on SB&P&Splaat)

THE END

jk

Splaat: NO

(Splaat splats on Dennis)

SB&P: thanks

Splaat: no probs

THE END

 

 

[4EverGreen]

(This episode is dedicated to the original voice of Haggis McHaggis, Alan Young). Sniz is in the cock-pit and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, it was hide and go SNEAK in everyone's favorite American secret; Area 51. The secret base that's NOT so secret! And guess who came back for more fun? Kaput! And he had a bone to pick with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Fortunately, Blonda was able to impress Kaput! Meanwhile, Tigress made the erroneous mistake of ticking Spongebob off, and the two of them got into a competition, where the loser would have to vote his or her own self off. But Tigress proved to be more than a match for her self-imposed challenge; she took on Armageddroid single-pawed, and got a Hive Cluster Battery Pack for Team Retro. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool managed to catch King Goobert and Ooblar, but Kaput SABOTAGED their efforts by destroying the villains! Despite Spongebob's success in catching evil villain Dave, Team TUFF ended up coming in last in the challenge! But thanks to MY special twist, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; ended up having the special honor of eliminating someone from Team TUFF, which made Tigress KIND OF angry! Bulma once again used the power of her incredible brain, and she had a master plan! By listening to Bulma's plan, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; voted off the love-struck Globitha. Distraught, Robot Default was unable and unwilling to compete in the show without her, so Robot quit and left with Globitha. Pretty CRAFTY, Bulma! What new plan will Bulma come up with on this episode? Will time end up having its way with us AGAIN? And which team will end up on the chopping block this time? Find out on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! California, here we come!" / "Good Stuff, Missionary Man!"

Instead of the normal show open, the cast-members (including King Julien and Kaput) are shown dancing in front of a bunch of surreal, kaleidoscope images of scenes that happened so far in the third "Total Cartoon" season, while they sing a rocking pop song by the B-52's. / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: The B-52's. Song: "Good Stuff!" Sung by: Cast!

Fondue: "Brr!" Katie: "All right!" Monster: "Bum bum." Buhdeuce: "Bum bum, Ba-bum. Ba-bum." Gonard: "Ba-Bum." Bulma: "Bum, bum! Ba-Bum!" King Julien: "Bum, bum." Phoebe: "Ba-Bum." Wally: "Bum-bum." Zarbon: "Bum-bum. Taotie: "Bum-bum." Blonda: "Bum-bum." Marlene: "Ba-Bum! Bum-Bum, Ba-Bum, bum-bum! Ooh, baby!" Captain Retro: "What?" Marlene: "How about giving me some of that good stuff?" Captain Retro: "Well...here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is!" Dudley: "Are you looking for it? Are you looking for it? You'll hear it from me." Chameleon: "Good stuff, baby." Reggie: "Do you want it? Do you know how to get it? That good stuff, baby." Rocko: "Good, good stuff. I got sincerity that's bonafied, and a heart so fine it's certified. So let your good stuff rain down on me. Your dang good stuff that's true and tried!" Larry: "Are you looking for it? Are you looking for it? You'll hear it from me." Patrick: "Good stuff, baby." Kaput: "Do you want it? Do you know how to get it? That good stuff, baby!" Sniz: "Good, good stuff. What's the use of getting if you ain't sharing? My eyes are straining from all the staring! You've become my magnificent obsession. So how's about joining' my loving session?!" Skipper: "Are you ready?!" Spongebob: "I'm ready!" Norbert: "Are you ready?" Daggett: "Uh, yeah." Dog: "Are you ready for this?" Randolph: "I guess so." Stimpy: "Come on, baby." Cast: "Say whoa! Take me down where the love honey flows. Kiss you nice, tickle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose." Marlene: "Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff!"

Captain Retro: "The big dipper sure ain't big enough to hold all of your dang good stuff up!" Buhdeuce: "So let the people say we're down right nasty!" Monster: "I just say we're down right!" Bulma: "That good stuff that I am seeking, it's got me peeking and it's got me freaking! Watch my lips, I am speaking. It's got me tricking and it's got me treating!" Taotie: "I got sincerity that's bonafied, so come on now and let your good stuff rain down on me." Blonda: "Take me down!" Gonard: "I want the stuff." Zarbon: "Take me up. That's true and tried!" Reggie: "Take me to the place they have the good stuff!" Sniz: "Yeah!" Cast: "Take me down where the love honey flows. Kiss you nice, tickle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose. Take me down where the love honey flows, Kiss you nice, wiggle your toes. Take me down where the good stuff grows. Love you nice, tickle your nose." Susie: "Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff. Good stuff, gimme some of that good stuff!" Dudley: "Don't leave me hanging, I wanna be danging with your dang good stuff! Don't leave me hanging, I wanna be danging with your dang good stuff!" Blonda: "Hey ladies, do you want it? Yeah! Hey fellas, you got to have it, yeah!" General Barracuda: "Gonna wallow in the loving hollow! Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff! Gonna wallow in the loving hollow! Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff!" Marlene: Hey ladies, do you want it? Yeah! Hey fellas, you got to have it." Captain Retro: "Gonna wallow in your dang good stuff! Yeah!" Cast: "That good, good, good, good, good, good, good, stuff! That good, good, good, good, good, good, good, stuff! Yeah!" /

After the unique show open, Team Retro is once again seen in First Class, and Marlene is REALLY enjoying the lap of luxury! Marlene says: "Whoever said that having too much of a GOOD thing was a BAD thing, obviously NEVER enjoyed the distinction of being able to win as much as WE have!" Captain Retro says: "Too bad not EVERYONE is able to enjoy it. Look at Tigress." And Tigress is staring at a piece of paper annoyed, as she writes words down on it. And Tigress mutters to herself: "Pummel Spongebob, Pummel Taotie, wash shirt..." Po asks: "What are you doing?" Tigress says: "I'm TRYING to figure out how to WHALE on Spongebob and Taotie WITHOUT racking up penalty votes!" Stimpy asks: "You're not STILL sore that Sniz made that twist in Area 51, are you?" Tigress snaps and shouts: "Of COURSE I am! Why shouldn't I BE?!!!" Rocko calmly says: "Listen to us, all right. You're making a mountain out of a molehill." Reggie asks: "Why make a big deal about something that doesn't NEED to be made out of?" Tigress scoffs and says: "I'd HONESTLY rather have TREEFLOWER still here than let Spongebob CLUTTER up this plane with his USELESSNESS!!" Norbert asks: "Have you forgotten that MY Treeflower is now eight months pregnant, with TWINS?! With my luck, she'll probably deliver by the time the next Performance Review comes around, and we're only NOW entering the second HALF of this competition!" Tigress says: "Treeflower would STILL be more useful in her present condition than Spongebob is now." Larry says: "Well, I personally think you should just drop it, and not just because Spongebob is my friend." Tigress angrily asks: "Well, WHY then?!" Larry calmly says: "Spongebob is on Team TUFF now; YOU are still on Team Retro. So unless you'd like to STOP winning and transfer yourself to a DIFFERENT team; I think you should just forget about the whole thing." Tigress says: "But I CAN'T just forget about a total LOSER!!!!"

Daggett asks: "And why ever not? You don't ever SEEM to notice me, MUCH!" Tigress says: "That's because you're NOT a jury threat to me! If it comes down to a Final Three or a Final Two, and a voting jury ends up being a factor this season; I could wind up getting UNFAIRLY blown off if Spongebob is a MEMBER of that jury! Spongebob is an EMOTIONAL player! And I can't allow HIS emotions to SWAY a susceptible jury, who SHOULD vote for the player who obviously DESERVES to win!" Wally asks: "And I suppose YOU feel you deserve to win the $44.44 million? Or have you forgotten about the deal we made?" Tigress scoffs and says: "I don't CARE about keeping all the money. Like I NEED it! I just care about winning first place and taking the title! That's what it boils down to for ME! I'm looking out for first place, and NOBODIES going to get in my way!" Po asks: "But don't you think you could be at least a LITTLE nice about it?" Tigress groans and says: "FINE!!!! I SINCERELY think that I'm going to win first place, as long as you KINDLY keep your distance from me!" (Confessional)

Po shrugs and says: "Well, she's trying!" / Marlene says: "I think Tigress IS trying...VERY; trying!!!!" / Tigress scoffs and says: "I don't understand why MY team expects me to HONESTLY want to play BALL with Spongebob, because I DON'T!!!! Never have, never will! Is there anyone else LESS deserving to stay IN the game than Spongebob right now? Of the contestants remaining, not a LOT!!!! It's just that Spongebob would be the easiest to get RID of right now! And the sooner I get rid of Spongebob, the sooner I can focus on winning over potential jury votes and winning individual challenges! I hope I can go on an uninterrupted winning streak ALL the way to the final challenge! That would PROVE to Master Crane that I do NOT brag unnecessarily!" / Norbert scoffs and says: "I can't BELIEVE Tigress would be willing to make Treeflower uncomfortable in her present condition! I used to have respect for Tigress. But now? Respect deleted!" / Daggett says: "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Tigress is aiming all of her fire towards Spongebob and NOT me; but if, and/or when Spongebob leaves, what then?! The team status quo isn't LIKELY to last past the next Performance Review, and then Tigress will set her sights on MOWING her way into an uninterrupted winning streak until the Final Challenge! If any REAL member of Team Retro wants to win, than we can't allow that to happen! Or at least, I don't want that to happen!" / Captain Retro says: "Tigress may not have any physical weaknesses, but I have noticed some very BIG mental weaknesses. She's irrational, impatient, short-tempered, hyper, vicious, and prone to fits of hissing! I'm banking on her anger and her lust for winning to be her downfall!" (End Confessional)

Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool; while stuck in Normal Class with Team TUFF; Bulma seems really pleased with herself. Bulma says: "Well, did I tell you, or did I tell you? Robot QUIT the game with Globitha; NOBODY left from our team last time!" Zarbon says: "I certainly never doubted you!" Taotie rolls his eyes and says: "REALLY?! You could have fooled me!" Zarbon holds his hands together, forming a square shape with his fingers, looking towards Taotie through the square shape. Taotie asks: "What are you doing?" Zarbon says: "I was just imagining a square shaped hole, where your so-called BRAIN is supposed to be!" Taotie scoffs and says: "I KNOW what you were IMAGINING!!!!" King Julian says: "Come on, guys! Let's not fight among ourselves! Let's take the fight to Team Retro, and win back our glory!" Blonda, wearing a nun's outfit, rolls her eyes and sarcastically asks: "And what POSSIBLE glory is that?!" King Julian says: "Hello! The glory that comes from being a GREAT lemur king with a GREAT team of ALLIES!!!!" Gonard rolls his eyes and asks: "Are you MISTAKING us for someone else?! I've never actually seen YOU contribute anything to our team!" Buhdeuce says: "Come on, guys! There just hasn't been a challenge that plays up to his strengths! If there were, I just KNOW he wouldn't let us down!" Skipper says: "Listen to the Breadwinner, he might just have an idea!" Buhdeuce says: "King Julian has NATURAL leader abilities, I have NATURAL helping abilities! And Skipper's the man with the plan! Let's combine ALL of these traits, and WIN us a challenge!" Blonda shrugs and says: "Well, that's an INTERESTING idea, in theory. But you're forgetting ONE major point!" Skipper asks: "And what's THAT, Ms. Magic?!" Blonda shrilly says: "I CALL ALL THE SHOTS!!!! I am the ONLY STAR in THIS team, and NOBODY is allowed to SHINE more than me!!!! And if YOU don't like it, the rest of the alliance will team with ME to vote you OFF!!!!"

Bulma laughs and discreetly whispers to Zarbon: "This is what I told you about. This is where Blonda's game begins to break down!" Zarbon chuckles with glee and says: "This is going to get GOOD!!!!" Blonda says: "The choice is yours, but I SHOULD warn you; anyone who trifles with ME, will find their careers in Fairy-wood SEVERELY diminished!" (Confessional)

Zarbon scratches his chin, and asks: "You know, I honestly wonder something to myself. Would killing Taotie be seen as MURDER, or would it be SEEN as an act of humanitarian goodness? Of course, killing Taotie would automatically get ME eliminated; but I can IMAGINE it, can't I?!" / Blonda scoffs and says: "King Julian has been such a DRAIN on our team, or ANY team he has been ON!!!! Not to mention, he was introduced in what is hands down the WORST Total Cartoon episode in HISTORY, in THOSE exact words!!!! And he has what is ARGUABLY the most HATED relationship on this show, and it's a relationship that Skipper REFUSES to get out of! I can see only one solution to my problem; REMOVE King Julian and I'll get rid of BOTH a threatening jury vote, and a THREAT to my OBVIOUS star power!" / Gonard sighs and says: "For an alliance that's called the MAGIC Alliance, we don't seem to be making much magic together." / Buhdeuce says: "I know things have got to get better for our team! Team Retro can't stay on top forever! This is a perfect opportunity for us to come back from BEHIND and STRIKE Team Retro in the REAR!!!! (A record needle is heard scratching across a record!) Yeah, my show REALLY has to get some better WRITERS!!!!" / Skipper says: "Blonda better not try anything funny on my watch! Because if she ever does, she'll create a GREAT adversary with me!" / Bulma chuckles with glee and says: "I KNEW Blonda would eventually be detrimental to her own game. Self-deluded celebrity types such as herself can't HELP but CLAW for attention every single chance they get! Fortunately, I don't HAVE that kind of problem, because I don't ever NEED to claw for attention! People see the NATURAL, great beauty that I am, and they can't HELP but be attracted to me! That's why I KNOW I'm going to outlast Blonda; it's just logic!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team TUFF is still reeling from the effects of the last elimination. Dudley asks: "Does anyone have any idea HOW the last challenge went so wrong?" Phoebe scoffs and says: "I do! I'd say it was all Kaput's doing! Sure, he sabotaged Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; but I think he also sabotaged us! Why ELSE would our team not be able to find a SINGLE working alien artifact?! And let's not forget, he's working as an intern for Sniz now, so he probably KNEW that Spongebob catching Dave wouldn't help us win, and Kaput didn't TELL us!" Chameleon says: "I'm inclined to agree with Phoebe. And the worst part is, because Kaput is now an intern, he technically can't be eliminated by anybody except Sniz. We're at his mercy." Spongebob says: "We'll just have to be extra-careful and keep a close watch on future challenges. Kaput may think he's sneaky, but he's also very rash! And anyone who acts rashly is bound to mess up sooner or later! When that happens, we take the initiative to overtake Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! And maybe even Tigress and Team Retro if we're lucky!" Patrick says: "What we really need is a challenge that plays up to OUR strengths; and not the strengths of Team Retro. There's got to be SOMETHING we can do better, in an area where Team Retro comes up short." Dog says: "We're nicer than Team Retro!" Randolph asks: "Are you sure?" Dog chuckles and says: "Well, I think we're DEFINITELY nicer than Tigress!" And as if on cue, Sniz comes on the intercom.

Sniz says: "Good morning lucky contestants! Congratulations on being in the top half of contestants to participate in this game show! You have all officially outlasted 50% of the competition! Now for the real news! We're going to be landing in sunny California! This time, we're starting out at Big Sur. We'll be going over some rivers, through the woods, and to the Monterey, California mission! Of course, there will be a twist involved, but I'll tell you about that once we actually land! Sniz, out!" Suzie, puzzled, says: "A twist?" Chameleon says: "Maybe it involves having to be nice! This could be our chance to take the lead away from Team Retro!" Dudley says: "I sure hope so! Right now, we need all the help we can get!" But what Team TUFF don't REALIZE, is that a pair of evil eyes, belonging to Anti-Timmy, has been spying on them! And he has just heard EVERY word! (Confessional) Bulma is holding Anti-Timmy on an electrically controlled leash, and Bulma chuckles gleefully. Bulma says: "Of COURSE I've been holding Anti-Timmy on a leash! HELLO!!!! He already broke free from me once, I'm not going to ALLOW it to happen again! So Team TUFF wants to take Team Retro down a notch. Well, I might just be willing to help them. After all, I NEED to get rid of Blonda. And before I get rid of the queen, I first must go through the pawns, and eliminating both King Julian and Buhdeuce in one fell swoop would PUT the self-proclaimed fairy queen in CHECK!!!! This is where I make my WINNING play! I sure hope THAT quote makes it into the episode promo! It's priceless!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) /

The plane has landed on a closed off-dirt road within the Big Sur camp-grounds very close to Bixby Bridge. All of the contestants are outside, but Tigress is tapping one of her feet impatiently. Larry rolls his eyes and asks: "Could you cut THAT out?!" Tigress scoffs and retorts: "Maybe I'd have a REASON to cut it out if Sniz would STOP stalling and get back to what's IMPORTANT; focusing on ME winning!" Bulma merely blows on her newly painted red fingernails as if she didn't hear what Tigress said. Tigress seriously asks: "Do you NOT take ME seriously?!!!" Bulma looks at her own reflection in her fingernails and says: "I'm sorry, but the thing you just said, would have ONLY been accurate if it was ME who said it! I have a BRAIN that never fails!" Blonda adds: "To run off the MOUTH every five seconds!" Bulma shouts: "Kaput!!!! I'll give you five bucks to teach this IRRITANT a lesson!!!!" And Kaput runs out and throws a bucket of water all over Blonda! Blonda coughs as she spits the water out of her mouth and says: "I just BOUGHT this nun outfit!" Kaput asks: "Why aren't you melting away? Isn't that what KILLS Fairies?!!!" Blonda angrily shouts: "NO!!!! That's what KILLS the Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz! And Margaret Hamilton has NOTHING on me!" Marlene chuckles and says: "Tell THAT to Mila Kunis! She might think differently!" Bulma chuckles deviously as she hands Kaput five bucks, and Bulma says: "Totally WORTH it!!!!"

But then, all chattering stops as Sniz finally exits the plane, wearing a safari outfit similar to the one worn by Kirk Fogg in "Legends of the Hidden Temple." Taotie asks: "Aren't you a little over-dressed for the forest?" Sniz says: "Absolutely not! We have an exciting episode for you today!" Tigress says: "I hope so. Otherwise, winning against the other teams just won't feel as satisfying." General Barracuda says: "Just remember, there's no 'I' in 'team,' okay?!!!" Tigress says: "All I know is, 'I' win before anyone else!" Sniz says: "Well, in this case, winning will be a team effort today! For today's challenge, we will have a simple task, but we are going to make it VERY challenging! Located in Big Sur, all types of birds flock through here and lay their eggs, because there aren't a lot of individuals who like to make the arduous trip through Big Sur." Captain Retro says: "I can vouch for that!" Sniz says: "Anyways, conditions around here recently, have become REALLY dangerous for birds, and they had to leave in a hurry! Unfortunately, they left their eggs behind! That's where the teams come in. It will be your jobs to collect eggs of YOUR team emblem, and keep them safe from the adversaries in this forest!"

Tigress pumps her fist and says: "Awesome! I've been looking forward to wiping the FLOOR with that NAUGHTY pig, Taotie!" Taotie groans and says: "Do you EVER turn that ATTITUDE of yours OFF?!!! I'm a WARTHOG!!!!" Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Didn't ask, don't care!" Sniz says: "This is NOT a game of angry birds, or even angry beavers! This is a game of avoiding big, HUGE, dangerous monsters from Pond-gea!!!!" Buhdeuce's eyes get all wide and he says: "No WAY!!!!" Sniz says: "Yes, way!!!! Our Fairy Godparent interns poofed some of the biggest, baddest Breadwinner beasts that ever stood in the way of ducks delivering bread to other ducks! It will be each team's goal to grab as many of their own eggs as they can. Once you've grabbed as many eggs as you can carry, it will be your job to transport them safely to the mission in Monterey, California. (Notices Zarbon's hand raised). And before you ask, NO; you CANNOT destroy the eggs of ANY other team!" And Zarbon's hand goes down. Sniz continues: "Once the eggs are at the mission, they can hatch there safely, and they will be re-united with their parents. There will be a prize reward AND immunity; both for the team that gets to the mission first, AND the team that collects the most eggs! The team that comes in last place will have to face a double elimination ceremony and eliminate two contestants! So, lots of risk, but LOTS of reward! The challenge will begin as soon as the plane takes me, Katie, and Fondue to safety in Monterey! But don't worry, General Barracuda will keep an eye on you to make sure you don't get TOO terribly maimed!" Phoebe rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better now!" Sniz gets back on the plane and says: "Good luck!" And the plane takes off!

Suddenly, all three teams notice an influx of giant monster beasts from Pond-gea, roaming around the Big Sur forest! Stimpy quickly asks: "Anybody got any ideas?!!!" Tigress boldly steps up and says: "I'll handle the beasts, you collect all the eggs you can and get to the mission!" Wally asks: "Are you sure you can handle them?" Tigress scoffs and asks: "Have I ALWAYS been so kick-butt?!!! Why, YES, yes I have! So, that's your answer!" Norbert says: "All right, we'll trust you to keep them busy!" Captain Retro says: "Let's get moving, people...and other assorted animals!!!!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "I've never had to deal with the beasts that Buhdeuce has to deal with on a daily basis. But I have a philosophy; a giant beast you've never fought before is just an enemy I haven't beaten yet! I plan on kicking TONS of giant beast BUTT and proving my strength to everybody! That way, nobody will be eager to vote me OFF just in case my team loses! Foresight, that's the WINNER'S strategy!" / Blonda is still wet and says: "I can't believe how IGNORANT Kaput is of Earth culture!!!! I wonder if Jodi Benson ever had days like this?" / Kaput scoffs and says: "That's the LAST time I buy ZIM'S theory that WATER is the ultimate WEAPON on Earth! Unless its a hydrogen bomb. THAT would be pretty devastating!" / Taotie shakes in frustration and says: "OOH!!!! That Tigress makes my tail twitch SO much!!!! Well, I'll SOON show her just what I'm made of, and when I do, even TIGRESS won't be prepared for it!" / Buhdeuce says: "At first, I was really excited for this challenge. I figured my team would be a shoo-in for winning it all. Then I learned something that turned my world upside down! And believe me, that doesn't happen as often as people think it would." (End Confessional)

Buhdeuce says: "I think we should use the buddy system. That way, in case we get ambushed--." Blonda interrupts and says: "Who died and made YOU the decision planner?!!!" Buhdeuce says: "Nobody! I was JUST suggesting--." Blonda interrupts again and says: "Nobody wants to hear YOUR suggestions! And furthermore, nobody wants to hear YOUR type of humor!" Buhdeuce says: "It's not MY fault my show doesn't HAVE good writers! They're doing the BEST they can!" Taotie deviously says to Bulma: "If THAT'S they're best, I'd REALLY hate to see their WORST!!!!" Blonda says: "In any case, it is up to ME to come up with all the ideas!" Skipper suspiciously says: "And DO you have any ideas?" Blonda, still wet, shakes herself off and angrily says: "NO!!!! Since Taotie's 'FRIEND' Kaput, dumped water on me, I don't FEEL like helping to SAVE anybody, so you can FEND for yourselves!!!!" Buhdeuce defiantly says: "Well, maybe YOU don't feel like winning this challenge, but I do! I was born with the spirit of adventure, just like Alan Young!" Gonard, confused, asks: "Who?" Buhdeuce clarifies and answers: "Alan Young is a duck in spirit. He gave his voice to the one of the most popular 1980's cartoons of all time, DUCKTALES!!!! It's always been my DREAM to meet Alan Young in person!!!!" Blonda cruelly says: "Well, that dream will NEVER come true NOW, unlike MY dreams; because Alan Young is DEAD!!!!" Buhdeuce's eyes open wide and he says: "No!!!!" Zarbon says: "Bulma, better cover up your EARS for this one!" And both Bulma and Zarbon QUICKLY put their hands over their own ears! Buhdeuce loudly screams: "NOOO!!!!" Blonda is a little blown away by Buhdeuce's scream as she notices Buhdeuce is now huffing and puffing in anger, but Blonda STILL has a smirk on her face! Blonda says: "It doesn't matter if you DON'T like it, because its STILL true, and there's NOTHING you can DO about it!"

Buhdeuce angrily says: "How DARE you?!!!" And Buhdeuce tries to charge Blonda, but Gonard holds Buhdeuce back! Buhdeuce says: "Let me at her! Let me at this HORRIBLE woman!!!!" Gonard says: "Don't do it! If you hit her, you'll get hit with penalty votes!" Buhdeuce stops trying to escape, and Buhdeuce says: "Very well then. If I can't take my anger out on HER, I'll take it OUT on those GIANT beasts!" Monster is taken aback as he says: "Are you CRAZY?!!! They are HUGE!!!! And you...really aren't!" Buhdeuce says: "True. But a Breadwinner NEVER gives UP!!!! They...l-l-level UP!!!!" And using 16-bit graphics, Buhdeuce transforms into a duck version of Mike Haggar from the FINAL FIGHT games! Buhdeuce says: "I'm BACK in action! Just sit back and watch the action HAPPEN!!!!" And with his enhanced strength, Buhdeuce starts to effectively whale against any menacing giant beast! Skipper says: "Well, I'm OFFICIALLY impressed! Now there's nothing to stand in the way of OUR collecting eggs!" Blonda incredulously says: "We're collecting NOTHING!!!! Didn't you HEAR me?!!!" Skipper says:" Why ever not?" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "HELLO!!!! Collecting eggs? Not really my thing. Besides, I might break a NAIL, and you do NOT want to have ME break a nail!" Monster asks: "Don't you even WANT to win this challenge?" Blonda seriously says: "My first instinct is to say, 'NO!'" King Julien says: "Well, maybe YOU don't want to win, but his ROYAL highness, AKA, me, DOES!!!! I'll collect our blue eggs ourselves!!!!"

And King Julien is about to pick a blue egg up, but Blonda tries to PRY it from King Julien's hands! King Julien says: "HEY!!!! What is your PROBLEM?!!!" Blonda says: "You're TRYING to take the focus off of ME!!!!" King Julien seriously asks: "Is THAT what this is all about?!!!" Blonda says: "It's ALL about the focus! And you're NOT taking it AWAY from me!" King Julien says: "Do you even CARE that the focus your getting is all BAD?!!!" Blonda scoffs and says: "I think Donald Trump has effectively proven that there is no such THING as BAD focus!!!!" King Julien says: "Donald Trump is a FRAUD, and he doesn't CARE about you, or anybody ELSE for that matter!" Blonda says: "I don't even CARE about Donald Trump caring about me, I care about BECOMING him; insanely RICH and FAMOUS!!!!" King Julien says: "That is EXTREMELY vain AND selfish! I can't BELIEVE that I used to THINK like you! I'm going to STOP you!!!!" Blonda says: "I'd like to see you TRY!!!! And just like that, King Julien and Blonda get into a BATTLE royal!!!!" Bulma laughs with delight and says: "This is BETTER than an in-flight movie! All that's missing is the POPCORN!!!!" Zarbon seriously asks: "Are we SERIOUSLY going to allow this, and LET them THROW the challenge?" Bulma says: "It's no skin off of OUR noses! It's Blonda's allies who will be leaving, not OURS!!!!" Taotie says: "That makes ME feel all warm and fuzzy inside!" Bulma says: "But there IS something YOU can do!" Taotie asks: "What's that?" Bulma smiles and answers: "Target Team Retro. I don't want them coming in first...again!!!! Besides, imagine what coming in second would DO to that MASSIVE ego that Tigress has!" Taotie chuckles with glee and says: "That would make me feel VICTORIOUS; TRIUMPHANT!!!!"

Bulma says: "Than do whatever you must to slow Team Retro down. Just DON'T let them know that YOU are targeting them!" Taotie says: "You know I would LOVE to take Tigress and the others down a peg, but how am I SUPPOSED to do that with that KILLJOY, Captain Retro around?" Bulma seriously says: "Don't worry, I have a solution for that! KAPUT!!!!" Kaput comes running up and asks: "What do you want now?" Bulma says: "Help Taotie sabotage Team Retro. It would be VERY irritating for them to finish first again!" Kaput crosses his arms and says: "I'm not helping Taotie the TRAITOR again! There's no chance in HECK of that happening!!!!" Bulma smiles as she pulls out another five dollars and says: "I'll make it worth your WHILE and make you a little RICHER!!!!" Kaput's eyes open wildly as he shouts: "MONEY!!!! Canceling all thoughts of dignity and pride in my mind! I'll do it!" Bulma smiles as she says: "You'll get it ONCE Team Retro doesn't finish in first!" (Confessional)

Gonard says: "I feel badly for Buhdeuce, I truly do. But getting angry at Blonda won't solve anything. And I admire King Julien for stepping up to the plate; so why does Blonda got to get in the way of that? All Buhdeuce and King Julien are trying to do is get us a win. I'm starting to feel that this 'MAGIC' alliance with Blonda isn't such a great idea after all." / Buhdeuce says: "I know ALL the video game tricks! Up, up, down, down, left, right, A, B, Start!" (And a fifty extra lives counter appears above Buhdeuce!) Buhdeuce chuckles and says: "Works like a charm!" / King Julien says: "I am officially OVER Blonda! Any woman who decides SHE is going to take over and monopolize everything, is NOT welcome as far as I'm concerned! I'm more than confident that my team-mates will see things MY way and help me ELIMINATE that bratty broad!" / Blonda says: "If ANY Nickelodeon executive is watching this; remember, I'm available for ANYTHING!!!! And I really DO mean ANYTHING!!!!" / Bulma chuckles as she says: "As usual, my plan is working PERFECTLY! I turn Blonda's OWN allies against her, and she in turn votes out the ONLY things protecting HER from elimination! I'm SO clever that sometimes, it ALMOST scares me!" / Taotie laughs deviously and says: "I LOVE it when a plan comes together! And the best part of working with Kaput THIS time, is that Kaput is no longer a contestant, JUST an intern! And HE can't get hit with a penalty vote! I am SO loving this set-up!" / Kaput says: "I'm a sucker for easy money, but deep down at heart, I am VERY fond of sabotage! Show me some suckers, and I'll ruin ANY dreams they have! It's something I am VERY good at!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team TUFF is deciding on a plan of action to take. Suzie says: "People, and OTHER animal species, we need to take this seriously! We cannot afford to come in last place, or TWO of us will be going home again! Someone should keep those giant beasts occupied so the rest of us can focus collecting the eggs!" Patrick raises his hand and says: "I've got an idea!" Spongebob asks: "Are you going to volunteer to fight them?" Patrick says: "We don't need to fight them. My idea is different!" Dudley says: "Well, then what idea is it?" Patrick says: "Plan Patrick!" Phoebe says: "Patrick, you already TRIED that plan once with some electric eels once, and it didn't WORK out really well for you!" Patrick says: "Those were EELS! I'm sure these giant beasts will work out differently." Chameleon says: "I sure hope you're right!" Randolph says: "In any case, we're counting on you!" Patrick says: "Don't worry about me, I can handle anything that's dished out!" Dog says: "I sure hope so." Patrick runs over to the giant beasts and shouts: "Excuse me!!!! I know we might look tasty and appetizing, but we're all really thin and scrawny. We don't want to be bothered with, and we don't want to fight. So we would appreciate it if you would be nice and leave us alone. Pretty please with frosted sugar lumps on top?" The beasts take a brief look at each other, than they snap at Patrick and start tossing him back between their jaws, causing Patrick to loudly scream: "AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!" Suzie says: "Well, the beasts ARE occupied with him!" Spongebob asks: "Shouldn't SOMEBODY help him?"

Phoebe says: "It's PATRICK!!!! He's FINE!!!! He's ALWAYS fine! Besides, General Barracuda will intervene if it starts to look dicey!" Spongebob rolls his eyes and says: "Okay, if YOU say so!" Phoebe says: "I do say so! Now come on! Winning this challenge might determine whether I make it to the team merge or not! And I know that you ALL want to make it with me, to! So lets get egg hunting!" (Confessional) Phoebe says: "One thing I have learned about Patrick, is that he is DEFINITELY not a fighter, OR a biter! In fact, he's a BITEN!" / Patrick is all bandaged up and he asks: "Why doesn't Plan Patrick EVER work out the way I want it to?!" (End Confessional) The camera briefly refocuses on Team Retro gathering eggs, when all of the sudden, a familiar noise is heard. (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators, and says: "You know what THAT sound means! And before I forget, Cosmo HAS something for EACH group!" And Cosmo appears, and he poofs a walrus costumes over Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry! Sniz says: "With these walrus costumes on, there's only ONE song I want you to sing! Sing it, and Cosmo will poof the walrus costumes away!" Taotie groans and says: "Come on, Kaput! Let's get this over with!"

Genre: The Beatles. Sub-genre: Psychedelic Rock. Song: I Am the Walrus. Sung by: Cast! / The musical sequence is shown through kaleidoscopes, and tinted with psychedelic colors, as lots of surreal things go on in the background of the scenes, as Teams Retro and TUFF try to collect their eggs. Captain Retro: "I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together!" Suzie: "See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly!" Patrick: "I'm crying!" Spongebob: "Sitting on a cornflake." Bulma: "Waiting for the van to come." Marlene: "Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday." Gonard to Zarbon: "Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long." Skipper: "I am the eggman, WHOO!!!!" Kaput: "They are the eggmen, WHOO!!!!" Chameleon, Taotie and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob!" Phoebe: "Mr. City policeman sitting, pretty little policemen in a row!" Dog: "See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run." Patrick: "I'm crying! I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying!" Randolph: "Yellow matter custard, dripping from a red hog's eye!" Tigress: "Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess." Reggie: "Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down." King Julien: "I am the eggman, WHOO!" Blonda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob!" (Sound distortion is heard).

Rocko: "Sitting in a Big Sur forest waiting for the sun." Stimpy: "If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the Big Sur rain!" Marlene: "I am the eggman!" General Barracuda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob, Goo Goo Goo g' joob!" Wally: "Expert, texpert, choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?" Buhdeuce: "Ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee, hah, hah, hah." Po: "See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide." Patrick: "I'm crying." Norbert: "Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower!" Daggett: "Elementary penguin, singing Hare Krishna." Monster: "Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe." Skipper, King Julien, and Marlene: "I am the eggman!" Kaput, Blonda, and General Barracuda: "They are the eggmen!" Chameleon, Taotie, and Larry: "I am the walrus! Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob. Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo goo g' joob. Goo goo." Cast: "Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba, juba, Juba, juba." Fondue: "Oompah, oompah, stick it in your jumper. Oompah, oompah, everybody has one." Katie: "Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one. Stick it in your jumper, everybody has one." (Sound distortion is heard and the song fades out). /

Cosmo poofs the walrus costumes away, and Spongebob says: "Okay, I've been through a LOT of weird things, but that was hands DOWN, the WEIRDEST thing I've EVER experienced in my life!" Dog says: "You said it!" Patrick comes walking in, looking all bruised, battered, and bent out of shape. Patrick wearily says: "Are you guys DONE collecting eggs yet? I'm TIRED of being the chew toy of those giant beasts!" Phoebe says: "I'd say so, we've got eight eggs, that's one for each of us." Suzie says: "That should help us out! Now lets get going and get to the mission first! I want us to WIN this thing already!"

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "I'm not going to lie, my team needs a REAL victory, and we need it BADLY! Just think, if my team wins, think of how INFURIATING it would be to Tigress! Maybe then, she wouldn't be so quick to see me as just an object she can brush aside. That would be great!" / Patrick is still bandaged and he says: "I'm going to chalk this up to life experience, and DEFINITELY remember, to TRY to come up with some NEW plans that DON'T involve me getting chewed up like a rag doll!" / Suzie says: "Honestly, I thought this season that Angelica Pickles would turn out to be my biggest enemy. She was, at first. But right now, my biggest enemy is losing! And right now, I'd like to avoid it at all costs, and hopefully make the team merge again! That's the major goal that I'm focusing on right now!" (End Confessional) Team Retro finishes picking up eggs, as Tigress walks in, brushing dust off her hands. Tigress says: "Well, there's no more beasts for ME to beat up! Have you got all the eggs?" Captain Retro says: "Affirmative, we found all the green eggs we could find; 44 in total." Po says: "That's four for each of us!" Rocko says: "And we better make sure to keep a firm grip on them. We don't want them breaking before they're ready to hatch!" Larry says: "You said it!" Marlene says: "Let's get going already!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "Like I said, there is no beast too tough for ME to beat! Don't get me wrong, I sweated, but those giant beasts had no fighting skills, so it was basically just Friday Night Lights back at Master Shifu's. Winning is going to be SO easy for me!" / Rocko says: "There was an agreement that every member of Team Retro had; that we wouldn't leave a single egg in the forest behind. All of those eggs deserve a chance to hatch, and those birds all deserve a chance to live. And we are giving that chance, to help us earn good karma, and because it is the right thing to do. It is ALWAYS a good idea to help!" (End Confessional)

Taotie and Kaput walk through the Big Sur forest, but they stop before they reach a dirt path in the trail, and hide behind the trees. Taotie says: "Okay, Team Retro should be coming down the trail with their eggs soon. Are you ready to sabotage them?" Kaput holds up a bow and arrow and Kaput says: "I'm ALWAYS ready to sabotage, and help us get some cold hard cash!" Taotie asks: "What's with the low-tech? I thought you'd use your laser gun!" Kaput scoffs and says: "Please! I'm MORE than just the same gimmick over and over, you're thinking of Hayden!" (Camera pans to Hayden standing in a field, and Fondue pushes him over!) Hayden says: "Moo." (Camera pans back to Taotie and Kaput) Kaput holds his bow and arrow taut, and Kaput says: "Now WATCH, as I prepare to put my ARROW through their wishbones!" Taotie says: "Oh, I'm WATCHING!" And Taotie begins to whistle to himself, not REALLY paying attention! Kaput pulls back the bow, and prepares to fire, but instead of the ARROW flying forward, KAPUT flies forward, and Kaput slams face-first into a tree, just BARELY missing Tigress as she is COMPLETELY oblivious to what Kaput just tried to do! Taotie sarcastically says: "Oh, I don't know HOW I could have DOUBTED you! Do we spend our cash ALL in one place?!" Kaput walks up to him, STILL stuck in the tree, and sarcastically retorts: "Ho, ho, very funny. Ha, ha, it IS to LAUGH!!!!" /

The camera cuts to Taotie standing at the base of a tall tree and yawning. The camera pans up the tree, to Kaput holding on a rope, and looking down on the trail. Kaput sees Team Retro coming into view. Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a tree! Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into another tree! Kaput wearily shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into yet ANOTHER tree! Kaput groggily says: "Yoiks, and AWAY!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a FOURTH tree! Kaput wearily yells: "YOIKS, and AWAY!!!! (SLAM!!) YOIKS, and AWAY!!!!" (SLAM!!) And Taotie looks at the camera, incredibly incensed at how incompetent Kaput is performing. Kaput is on the ground and he shakes in anger! Kaput says: "Oh, why YOU stupid TREES!!!!"

Kaput runs and grabs Daggett, who is emerging from a bush and Daggett shouts: "HEY!!!! A little PRIVACY!!!!" And Kaput PULLS Daggett's tail, and Daggett's teeth begin operating like a buzz-saw, and Kaput begins to hack away at the trees! / The camera cuts back to see the offending trees cut down to size, and Kaput now has an apparently clear swinging path. Kaput says: "Now then, YOIKS, and AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings, and looks back in satisfaction that he doesn't hit ANY trees; but Kaput looks forward and SLAMS face-first into a ROCK, cracking it! Tigress passes the rock, STILL oblivious to what Kaput has been trying to do! / The camera cuts to Team Retro still heading down the dirt path. Taotie says: "LISTEN up, Kaput! If Team Retro CROSS that upcoming gorge and river, they'll make it to the mission! We can't let THAT happen!" Kaput is pulling back a GIANT arrow with a slingshot, and Kaput strains. Kaput says: "Don't worry! This plan can't POSSIBLY fail! Kaput releases the arrow, and shoots it forward, only to HAVE the arrow form a PERFECT bridge for Team Retro to walk upon!" Taotie waves his hand to Kaput and sarcastically says: "Nice WORKING with you, NOT!!!!" Kaput shouts: "It's NOT over YET!!!!" And Kaput activates his jet-pack and zooms forward! Kaput places himself in front of a movable cantilever bridge and shouts: "HA!!!! Now--!" But Kaput doesn't get to finish his thought, because the bridge SLAMS down, allowing Team Retro to cross safely again! The bridge retracts, and Kaput flies off like a piece of bent paper, and comically floats back to Taotie! Taotie rhetorically asks: "Can't POSSIBLY fail, can it?" Kaput reforms back to his normal shape and says: "FINE! So I'm not Robin Hood! SHEESH!!!!" (Confessional)

Taotie groans, rolls his eyes and says: "Somewhere in heaven, Chuck Jones is LAUGHING his head off!" / Kaput says: "That's the LAST time I take trapping advice from Invader Zim! Not a SINGLE plan of his WORKED! Do you KNOW how HUMILIATED I FEEL right now?!!! I shouldn't have to put UP with setbacks like THAT!!!!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Team TUFF are walking along the coast, and Spongebob asks: "Are we going to get to the mission anytime soon?" Suzie says: "Well, I don't think we'll get there for another--." Phoebe interrupts: "Wait, there it is!" And sure enough, on 3080 Rio road in Carmel, they come upon the mission overlooking the Pacific Ocean! Team TUFF goes into the mission, and Sniz says: "Congratulations, Team TUFF! You've just won your FIRST victory!!!!" Dudley's eyes get wide and he says: "REALLY?!!! We're FIRST!!!!" Chameleon happily says: "We did it! We got to the mission!" Just then Team Retro comes in and Tigress says: "I'm here to collect MY victory!!!!" Sniz says: "Too late!!!! Spongebob and Team TUFF beat you to it!" Tigress angrily yells: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "Team TUFF collected eight eggs and got here first. But don't worry, your team STILL collected the most eggs, ALL of your eggs! So you will ALSO get to share the reward!" Tigress yells: "I don't CARE about the REWARD!!!! I care about WINNING!!!! How could SPONGEBOB beat ME in ANYTHING?!!!" Spongebob smirks at her and asks: "Not so useless and weak now, am I?" (Confessional)

Tigress angrily writes down on a piece of a paper and says: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Spongebob says: "Okay, I KNOW irritating Tigress isn't the SMARTEST move in the world, but since she's made it CLEAR that she has no plans of being friendly with me, I have no plans on being friendly with her! Besides, it feels SO good to FINALLY take Tigress DOWN a notch! She NEEDS it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Your reward is, that two team members from each team will get to enjoy a VERY delicious, all expenses paid for trip and dinner, to and at the Monterey Bay Aquarium! Who will you choose?!" Marlene raises her hand and says: "Pick me and Captain Retro! I've got to go to Monterey Bay Aquarium! I want to show off my boyfriend to my mother! She will be SO excited!" Rocko says: "I'm all for that plan!" Stimpy says: "We pick Marlene and Captain Retro." Sniz says: "And who will Team TUFF pick?" Chameleon says: "Patrick and Spongebob, they deserve a reward for everything they've gone through this season!" Dudley says: "That's very nice of you, Chameleon." Chameleon says: "They'll be other rewards for us to enjoy." Sniz says: "Very well, then. Marlene, Captain Retro, Spongebob, Patrick, you've all got a trip and dinner at the Monterey Bay Aquarium to enjoy!" Sniz turns on his communicator and asks: "General Barracuda?" General Barracuda answers: "Yes?" Sniz says: "Please break up whatever Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are doing, and tell them that they have LOST the challenge! They will be voting off TWO losers this night!" General Barracuda says: "I hear you loud and clear!"

And General Barracuda heads off to intercept Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, who are STILL watching King Julien and Blonda play tug-of-war over an egg! Blonda says: "Let go of that STUPID egg already!!!!" King Julien says: "NEVER!!!! I made a commitment to this team, and I'm not letting YOU win ANYTHING!!!!" Blonda yells: "I'm going to win EVERYTHING!!!!" General Barracuda pulls Blonda and King Julien apart and yells: "THAT'S enough! Both of you!!!! Don't fight among yourselves! Don't you realize that YOUR team just LOST the challenge?! And WHERE is Buhdeuce?!!!" Buhdeuce comes walking in, and brushes dust off of his hands. Buhdeuce says: "Those big beasts are are taken care of! Uh, what did I miss?" General Barracuda says: "For starters, you MISSED being able to help your team collect ANY eggs OR helping your team get to the mission!" Buhdeuce groans and says: "Oh, bubble nuggets! That means we LOST!!!!" General Barracuda says: "That means TWO of you losers will be taking the Drop of Shame tonight! You've got until the plane comes back, to decide who will be taking the plunge!" /

The plane is back in the air, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is facing another Elimination Ceremony! Blonda is all dry now and says: "I can not BELIEVE how stubborn SOME fellow contestants of MINE are! I wish that I could eliminate TWO of you losers today! Oh wait, I CAN!!!!" Sniz says: "Team I am Really, Really, Really Cool, your teamwork today was VERY shoddy! Not a good image for a team named after me! Instead of fighting against the other two teams, you decided to fight against each other, and look where it got you! Now, you have to decide which two team-mates will have to take the Drop of Shame. Vote for two candidates, and we'll let Democracy take care of the rest!" (Confessional)

Zarbon stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Zarbon says: "Seriously, I cannot think of two BIGGER losers on our team!" / Taotie stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Taotie says: "I've been looking forward to this for a LONG time! Two more losers are about to be VANQUISHED!!!!" / Blonda growls and angrily stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien! Blonda angrily says: "NOBODY is going to take the spotlight AWAY from ME!!!!" / Skipper thinks about it, and stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and Blonda! Skipper says: "I don't care if Buhdeuce goes, but Blonda is going to get a CLEAR message that I just don't LIKE her!" / Monster frowns, and stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Monster says: "They might mean well, but Blonda made it VERY clear to me that we CAN'T keep them anymore!" / Gonard looks at his choices nervously, and says: "Oh, what am I going to do? Stay with the plan, or save my friends? I'm SO conflicted!" / King Julien excitedly stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and Blonda! King Julien says: "I am SO ready to party with Skipper tonight!" / Buhdeuce stamps the passports of King Julien and Blonda. Buhdeuce says: "Man, I cannot BELIEVE King Julien fought against Blonda! He is SO getting toasted tonight!" / Bulma chuckles with glee as she stamps the passports of Buhdeuce and King Julien. Bulma says: "All according to MY perfect plan! Blonda's sealing her doom, and she doesn't even KNOW it yet! Ha, HA!!!!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Voting is over, its time to reveal WHO gets a buttered bag of popcorn! Zarbon, Bulma, Skipper, Monster, Gonard!" Blonda taps her fingers on her legs and says: "Can you give me MY bag of popcorn already?!" Sniz says: "Not so fast! Tonight, I'm going to reveal how MANY votes the three of you got! One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for Blonda!" Blonda looks at Bulma and sarcastically asks: "GEE, I WONDER who gave me THAT one?!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Don't FLATTER yourself! Like I'd WASTE a vote on YOU right now!" Sniz continues: "One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien; one vote for Taotie, and one vote for Blonda!" Blonda stands up and yells: "WAIT!!!! Did Bulma vote TWICE?!!!" Sniz continues: "One vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for Blonda!" King Julien says: "That's ME!!!!" Sniz says: "One vote for King Julien, and one vote for Blonda; one vote for Buhdeuce, and one vote for King Julien! That means that Taotie and Blonda, you are safe tonight! Buhdeuce AND King Julien, you are BOTH taking the Drop of Shame tonight!"

Blonda yells: "BULMA!!!! How in the WORLD did you get to vote THREE times for me?!" Skipper says: "Bulma didn't give you a vote, I did!" Buhdeuce says: "And so did I!" Blonda asks: "Then WHO was the FOURTH vote?!!!" And Bulma notices Gonard trying to sneak away! Bulma GRABS Gonard by the left ear, and Gonard shouts: "OW! My ear!" Bulma yells: "What did I TELL you?!!! STICK to the PLAN and boot OFF King Julien and Buhdeuce, remember?!!!" Gonard looks at the two of them and says: "Sorry, but I consider them my friends. I couldn't vote them off! I was being loyal to them!" Blonda asks: "You chose THEM over me?!" Gonard seriously says: "If you want me to BE a friend to you, then you need to BE a friend to me!" Bulma groans in frustration and yells: "YOUR position in this team is on thin ICE right now!" Gonard says: "I have NO regrets!" Buhdeuce says: "Neither do I!" Buhdeuce puts on his parachute and shouts: "BANZAI!" And Buhdeuce jumps out of the plane! Skipper says: "Mark my words, I WILL avenge you, my King! And once I get THROUGH with Blonda, she's going to wish that she NEVER messed with MY relationship!" Blonda scoffs and says: "I would LOVE to see you TRY!!!!" King Julien puts on his parachute says: "Forget about you! My royal self is WAY too royal for this plane anyways! I'll see YOU at the Finale, Skipper! For now, I've got to MOVE IT!!!!" And King Julien jumps out of the plane! / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "That's two more contestants down, and twenty-six more to go! Where will our travels take us next? Will Blonda CONTINUE to try to control the spotlight? And will Bulma EVER forgive Gonard?" Gonard is seen covered in green paint, and Gonard says: "I sure hope so!" Sniz says: "Stay tuned next time for ANOTHER episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" /

Epilogue: A music video of the remaining cast is seen, singing their version of a 1986 hit song. / Genre: The Eurythmics. Sub-genre: 1980's pop rock. Song: Missionary Man! Sung by: Cast!

Zarbon: "Well, I was born an original sinner, I was born from original sin." Bulma: "And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there would be a mountain of money piled up to my chin. HEY!!!!" Captain Retro: "My mother told me good, my mother told me strong, she said, 'Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong. But there's just one thing that you must understand, you can fool with your brother.'" Marlene: "But don't mess with a missionary man! Don't mess with a missionary man. Don't mess with a missionary man. Don't mess with a missionary man!" Reggie: "Oh, the missionary man, he's got God on his side. He's got the saints and apostles backing up from behind." Rocko: "Black eyed looks from those Bible books. He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind!" Tigress: "There was a woman in the jungle and a monkey on a tree!" Wally: "The missionary man he was following me. He said, 'Stop what you're doing, get down upon your knees. I've a message for you that you better believe!'" Cast: "Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe; Believe, believe, believe, believe." Stimpy: "Oh, yeah!" (Instrumental break)

Suzie: "Ugh, hey! Ugh!" Phoebe: "Hey! Hey, hey!" Po: "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!" Gonard: "Yeah!" Taotie: "Well, I was born an original sinner, I was born from original sin." Blonda: "And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done, there'd be a mountain of money." Skipper: "Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money; Money, money, money, money!" Randolph: "No, don't mess with him no, no!" Dog: "Oh, baby!" Dudley: "Don't mess with a missionary man!" Chameleon: "Oh, leave him alone!" Norbert: "Missionary Man!" Daggett: "Please don't mess with him, no!" Larry: "Don't you mess with him no, no." Spongebob: "Missionary Man!" Patrick: "Missionary Man!" Kaput: "Don't mess with a Missionary Man!" Katie: "Don't you mess with that man!" Sniz: "Ah, oho ho!" General Barracuda: "Missionary Man! Hey, yeah!" / And the music video ends. /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are "I Am the Walrus; Good Stuff, and Missionary Man, the latter two songs also make up the title of this episode. First time that an episode epilogue has ended with a music video. First official team victory by Team TUFF. This episode also features an homage to the "Looney Tunes" short, "Robin Hood Daffy." With the elimination of Buhdeuce, all of the representatives of "Breadwinners" have now been eliminated. / Personal Notes: Personally, I feel as if two of the major drains this season, as far as negative criticism goes, stem from the inclusions of Buhdeuce and King Julien. I certainly didn't intend them to be. But it came to a point, where even I had to admit; the episode with which I introduced King Julien, "Empire State of Mind AND Alicia Keys," was hands DOWN the WORST episode I've ever WRITTEN for my series! I have learned the hard way to NEVER sacrifice quality for convenience. Hopefully, King Julien's departure will help legitimize Skipper's relationship a little, as well as give Skipper the INCENTIVE to go far this season! Also, I feel as though I have FINALLY given Gonard a defining characteristic with this episode, by choosing his loyalty to his friends OVER his loyalty to either Blonda or Bulma! / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the first chapter of Mr. Krab's Treasure Adventure!

Spoiler

Chapter 1: Get Ready To Sail

Mr. Krabs tells the krusty crew to join him on a treasure hunting adventure. SpongeBob said he would love to but Squidward refuses. Mr. Krabs told him if he doesn't come to his adventure he'll be fired. Squidward said alright fine. The gang packs their bags and leaves the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs leads them to his pirate ship. Squidward complains that the boat smells dirty and needs some cleaning. SpongeBob pours a bucket of water and soap on his head and cleans the boat. 8 minutes later, the boat is now clean and sparkled. Mr. Krabs tells Spongebob and Squidward "we are ready to sail" The all get on the ship and Mr. Krabs opens a map to find the location of the buried treasure. Next he starts sailing the ship. SpongeBob jumps in excitement while Squidward is bored and annoyed.

End of the Chapter

 

[4EverGreen]

(When this episode was first written, the 2016 Olympics hadn’t happened yet. Please remember that when reading this episode). Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise; we went to the California forest of Big Sur, California. There, the three teams were assigned to hunt for missing bird eggs, and transport them to the safety of the mission, located in Monterey, California. However, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; became more focused on fighting with each other, than fighting with the other teams. And despite the best efforts of Kaput, he wasn't able to do anything successful, in sabotaging Team Retro. As it turns out, Kaput didn't need to waste his breath. Team TUFF managed to throw Tigress for a loop, and ACHIEVE their very first TEAM victory! That made Tigress MAD!!!! As it turns out, throwing the challenge was all part of Bulma's strategy, to weaken Blonda's position WITHIN Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; and Blonda ended up voting off two of her own allies, Buhdeuce, and King Julien. Now we are down to 26 contestants, and things promise to get very physical TODAY!!!! Who will run FASTER than anybody else?! Who will be STRONGER than anybody else?! Who will dominate in physical challenges MORE than anybody else?! If I had to put my money on anybody, I'd say Tigress! But will it be Tigress' OWN drive to win at EVERY single event that will end up causing her to go CRAZY?! Find out for sure on a competitive episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! Watch out, Olympics!" /

Instead of the usual theme song open, we instead get a rocking hit song from 1982, by famed 1980's hit group Duran Duran! / Genre: Duran Duran. Sub-Genre: New wave Synth-pop. Song: "Rio!" Sung by: Duran Duran! / "Moving on the floor now babe, you're a bird of paradise. Cherry ice cream smile, I suppose it's very nice. With a step to your left and a flick to the right you catch that mirror way out west. You know you're something special and you look like you're the best. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines, she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande. I've seen you on the beach and I've seen you on TV. Two of a billion stars, it means so much to me. Like a birthday or a pretty view. But then I'm sure that you know it's just for you. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land. And when she shines she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande. (Instrumental solo) Hey now! Woo! Look at that! Did she nearly run you down? At the end of the drive, the lawmen arrive. You make me feel alive, alive, alive! I'll take my chance, cause luck is on my side or something. I know what you're thinking. I tell you something, I know what you're thinking. Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twists across a dusty land. And when she shines, she really shows you all she can. Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande. Her name is Rio, she don't need to understand. And I might find her if I'm looking like I can. Oh Rio, Rio, hear them shout across the land. From mountains in the north down to the Rio Grande. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do." / And the epic theme song open ends. / "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda, It's Rio!" /

After the unique show open, Team TUFF is shown relaxing for the very first time in First Class. Suzie says: "Oh yes! We DID it! It took us a while, but we did it!" Phoebe says: "Ah! It feels so nice to have such luxury after missing it for so long!" Randolph says: "I agree! The one thing that makes it even better is that I get to be here with Dog!" Dog says: "And it also makes me happy that YOU'RE happy!" Dudley says: "I hope that we can do it again in ANOTHER challenge against Team Retro!" Chameleon says: "But even if we can't, just as long as we try our best, we're sure to go far." Spongebob says: "I'll feel a lot better about our situation once Tigress is gone." Patrick asks: "Why would you feel better if Tigress is gone?" Spongebob rolls his eyes and asks: "Seriously?! She's been TARGETING me for the last TWO whole episodes! And every single episode that I DON'T get eliminated, makes her madder AND madder with rage about me not getting eliminated! She's obviously NOT going to STOP wanting me eliminated, so I need to think about eliminating HER, as well! I may not have wanted this fight, but I plan on ending it, whether she WANTS me to, or not!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I'll admit, I was naive before, but it recently became clear to me. Tigress does NOT treat these challenges like a game; she treats them as if they're life or death. I think Tigress has gotten SO used to winning, it's almost like a DEEPLY ingrained groove; as if she absolutely, positively HAS to win! If she doesn't, it throws her WHOLE system off-kilter! And there's no telling what Tigress might do if it happens again! That's why we have to do everything in our power to GIVE Team TUFF another win! One way or another, Tigress will see her game COME to an end!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, back in Regular Class, Team Retro and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, are forced to share a section together. Monster is brushing off Gonard. Monster says: "I'm all finished! It took me a while, but I finally got all that green paint off of you!" Gonard says: "Thank you Monster, I appreciate it!" Monster says: "Anything for a friend!" And Bulma just scoffs in indifference! Gonard groans and says: "Come ON, Bulma! I already APOLOGIZED for NOT voting EXACTLY the way you wanted about a THOUSAND times already! Can't you forgive and forget?!" Bulma seriously says: "I'd RATHER get a HUNDRED thousand paper cuts on my FACE before I forget what YOU did to ME! You JEOPARDIZED my voting plan!" Gonard says: "It's not like I physically HURT anyone! Besides, I thought you kind of LIKED me!" Bulma angrily says: "I DO sort of LIKE you! It's the INABILITY to NOT do EXACTLY as I say that makes me ANGRY!!!! And here's some words of ADVICE for you; if you want me to KEEP sort of LIKING you, then you BETTER not EVER go AGAINST my voting plans EVER again!!!!" (Confessional) Bulma groans and says: "This is WHY I don't like PLANS that involve MULTIPLE variables, such as people's 'feelings'!" Bulma mimics Gonard and says: "Oh, I'm sorry! But I have unnatural friendly feelings for Buhdeuce and King Julien, that may or may NOT involve ME being bi-sexual, so I'm going to completely dis-regard my FICTIONAL chance of ever getting to first base with you, and completely SCREW you over!" Bulma resumes her normal voice and she says: "If GONARD thinks he can get away with doing THAT do me, he's got another thing COMING! I haven't even STARTED to use my Two DOLLAR strategies until now! I'll develop a 'show-mance' with Zarbon. He 'claims' to be loyal to some 'girlfriend,' but by the time I'M through with him, I'll be playing him like a HARP! And I NEVER took a musical lesson in my life! This will be my BEST performance YET!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Blonda is back to wearing her standard red shirt dress outfit, and is looking pumped! Monster asks: "Are you back to basics?" Blonda says: "I just want to wear an outfit that I will be able to WIN in! After all, if I'm going to BE a winner, I need to DRESS the part! That IS what winner's DO, you know!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "For all this talk you've been DOING about WINNING, I've YET to see you contribute a single WIN for us!" Blonda embraces Zarbon and she seductively says: "You just HAVEN'T gotten to know me the way you NEED to know me!" Zarbon pushes Blonda away and he strongly says: "I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" (Confessional) Blonda seriously asks: "Why won't Zarbon GO for ME?!!! I'm the prettiest option he HAS right now! I have MAGIC! I could work WONDERS if I WANTED to! Perhaps I need to put some EXTRA effort into my performance today; maybe THAT will make Zarbon change his mind!" / Zarbon says: "You know, before I signed up for this, it was NEVER hard for me to keep my personal thoughts about others locked up inside of me, mostly because I was worried about Freeza finding out and possibly KILLING me for having them! But now that Freeza is no longer alive and I'm free to confront my feelings...I, miss, my girlfriend?" (End Confessional)

Reggie says: "Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; is REALLY having a hard time functioning as a team!" Daggett says: "You said it! We've been dominating them in challenges, and WE'RE hardly even trying!" Stimpy says: "What are you talking about? Of COURSE we've been trying! Isn't our team strength of eleven contestants strong PROOF enough of that?!" Norbert says: "He has a POINT there, Daggett!" Wally says: "And there's something else I'm worried about." Rocko asks: "What's that?" Wally says: "That T.O.C.T.B.I. syndrome! Totally Over-Confidant Then Blowing It! I'm worried that Tigress may have come down with it!" Rocko asks: "Why is that?" Wally says: "Back in Area 51, Tigress was SO convinced that Spongebob was going to be eliminated, she made a BET with Spongebob that if he LOST that challenge, he would HAVE to vote himself off! But because of the twist that Sniz had, Spongebob was unable to vote himself off, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; totally took advantage of the situation!" Daggett asks: "You mean they KNEW about the deal Tigress and Spongebob had with each other?!" Stimpy says: "We ALL knew! She announced it loud and CLEAR to EVERYBODY present there!" Daggett says: "Sorry! I forgot!" Wally says: "And because Spongebob WASN'T eliminated, the way Tigress convinced herself that he WOULD be, it made her FURIOUS! And when Spongebob and the rest of Team TUFF ended up WINNING the challenge LAST time, it made Tigress even MORE furious!!!!" Larry asks: "What are you saying, Wally?" Wally says: "I'm saying we're in a dangerous situation, right now! I'm not sure how Tigress will react the longer she and Spongebob stay in the contest together! If Tigress DOESN'T see Spongebob eliminated THIS time, there's no telling WHAT she will end up doing as a result!"

Rocko asks: "What would you suggest?" Wally answers: "Well, it pains me to say this, but I don't think we HAVE any other choice, we might have to THROW the challenge today and get rid of Tigress! She may be the strongest and fastest among us, but what GOOD does THAT do us when she can't and/or won't control her own impulse to PUNCH anything to get the anger out of her system?" Captain Retro finally speaks up and says: "We will NOT throw the challenge today." Wally asks: "Why not?" Captain Retro says: "Tigress is impulsive, yes. But she is good, deep down. And she will remember it before her time as a contestant is over." Marlene says: "Captain Retro, I certainly want to believe that, but what makes you so sure Tigress WON'T try to HURT us?" Captain Retro says: "My ability to see multiple futures, lest anyone FORGET that important fact! And I see NO future in which Tigress will hurt any of us. Tigress has her own path that she has to walk down; nobody can walk it for her, and it's not up to us to make her see what she needs to know. What she needs to learn, she has to learn it for herself. It's not something anyone can teach her." Marlene says: "Still, I'd feel a whole lot BETTER without all this uncertainty among us." Captain Retro says: "You can be certain about this, as long as we're together, we can face ANYTHING together!"

Marlene says: "I'm glad my mom approved of my relationship with you! She always DID find a penguin and otter relationship incompatible; so I'm glad that she thinks that WE work together!" Rocko asks: "But what do we do about Tigress and Po in the meantime?" Captain Retro says: "Well, they don't NEED to know about this team meeting we've had! They can't complain for not knowing since they went off to the Confessional. Anything that Tigress does, will eventually lead to Tigress becoming who she is meant to be, and Po will play a vital role in that!" Daggett asks: "But will we have to eliminate Tigress eventually?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "All I can see right now, is that Tigress will be eliminated sometime VERY soon AFTER the team merge happens. Beyond that, I cannot determine whether or not who will be eliminated BEFORE that! Remember, while my ability to SEE multiple futures is powerful, even THAT has limits, towards determining what lies in store for us. In the end, it will be our individual emotions that determine how this plays out."

(Confessional) Wally says: "If it wasn't for the fact that Captain Retro brought me along as a team-member, I wouldn't feel NEARLY as secure as I do being here. I know that as long as Team Retro stays a team, we have a blanket of security. I know that's not going to last too much longer, so we need to make sure to use our team-work abilities, while we still have a chance. Once the team merge hits, there's no telling how things will play out between us. All I hope is that I don't make too poor of a showing." / Daggett says: "I'm not going to lie, this season as a contestant has made it clear to me why I need to stay alert and vigilant about things that go on around me. Just because something isn't happening TO me, doesn't mean that it automatically doesn't affect me. Tigress is living proof of that. I'd say I'd feel safe with her targeting Spongebob, but I know it won't last. It will end when one finally eliminates the other. And with MY spooty sort of luck, it will probably be TIGRESS eliminating Spongebob! She has the strength, the speed, the skills, and the ability to do so. I know Spongebob has been in tighter spots than THIS before, but what can Spongebob do against the unstoppable force that IS, Tigress?" / Rocko says: "My biggest concern is protecting Reggie. I know she can take care of herself, but Tigress makes me worried, and I honestly don't like to worry. Taking care of Reggie takes my mind off of that. I hope this thing between Tigress and Spongebob gets resolved soon. The sooner it gets finished, the sooner I can put it behind me." /

Captain Retro says: "When Marlene and I saw Master Oogway back in the Grand Canyon, I knew it could only mean one thing; Master Shifu allowed Tigress to participate in this competition, because Master Shifu knew that Tigress had to find out who she was. I KNOW Tigress is good! Because Tigress has HAD several opportunities to just beat Spongebob up by now, but she hasn't. If she was GOING to do it, she WOULD'VE done it, by now! While I'm not sure what it is Tigress has to learn, I DO know that it must be something important! That's why Marlene and I were able to SEE Master Oogway's spirit back in the Grand Canyon! That is why I feel it is best to not interfere with the situation that is happening with Tigress right now. She has to resolve this for herself." / Marlene says: "Now that my mom has given me and Captain Retro her blessing, I finally feel that I can finally put the first part of my life behind me. I no longer have to be defined what I've done while with Skipper, and I don't automatically have to be defined by being together with Captain Retro. I've chosen this because I wanted this! It hasn't been a cakewalk, but I ultimately think it has been worth all the trouble we've been through. So, if I can get through the troubles that I've been through already, I know I can get through this Tigress trouble, as well!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Po is waiting outside the restroom. Po asks: "Tigress, are you going to be in there much longer? The rest of our team could be talking about something important, and we're MISSING it!" Than the door opens, and Tigress walks out, WEARING a NEW Golden shirt! Po is stunned and says: "Wow! I'm impressed! What's with the new look?" Tigress answers: "Very simple! I've been wondering why it is that Spongebob has been AVOIDING his OBVIOUS elimination when suddenly, it hit me!" Po asks: "What hit you?" Tigress answers: "The reason why Spongebob hasn't LOST, is because I haven't WON! And do you KNOW why I haven't won?" Po says: "That's a trick question, and I'm NOT going to answer THAT one!" Tigress says: "Actually, it wasn't. The reason why I was NOT the winner, was because I have NOT been DRESSING like one! GOLD is the color of WINNERS, of which I NEED to be! I wear this, all my problems with Spongebob are BOUND to be SOLVED!" Po asks: "Do you really think a change of clothes is all it will take to help you win?" Tigress seriously says: "Believe me, I will win EVERY single challenge today, or my name ISN'T Tigress!" Taotie walks by and asks: "So what WOULD you like to be called?!!!" Tigress angrily says: "BUTT out, you future McRib SANDWICH!!!! Or do you want to become a Pork Kabob?!" Taotie mockingly says: "Ooh, I'm SO scared! But seriously, if I HAD a dollar for every single time I heard THAT insult, I'd HAVE a million dollars!" Tigress says: "You're LUCKY that I don't WANT to be hit with penalty votes for HITTING you! Just remember; when you're no LONGER a contestant and I'M no longer a contestant, NOTHING will keep you safe from ME!" Taotie says: "We'll just see about that, won't we?!"

(Confessional) Taotie says: "I know Tigress would just LOVE to do everything in her power to PULVERIZE me! But she WON'T! This contest is FORCING her to hold back! If she could go full out, nobody would even stand a CHANCE against her! Except maybe Zarbon, and even I'M not too confident about those odds! If I'm going to beat Tigress, this is my best chance to do it, when she's on level playing ground with me! I can FINALLY get EVEN with that Tigress, and PROVE that my BRAINS are FAR superior to her BRAWN!" / Po says: "I see the look that everyone else gives Tigress; it's dirty. And they all wonder about me. Why do I stick by her side when nobody else in their right mind would? Well, it's complicated. You see, the thing of it is, Master Shifu says it’s my bound duty to protect Tigress in this competition. She needs someone she can rely on. Tigress has to discover who she is, and the only way she can do that is through a competition of this nature. The only way Tigress is ever going to learn to accept that she won't always be able to BEAT everybody at EVERYTHING, is to learn it through experience! That's why I'm staying by her side. It's not just because I love her, although I certainly do, it's also because the Dragon Warrior is first and foremost, loyal to his friends, through and through." / Tigress says: "Taotie is just trying to goad me. Believe me, under normal circumstances, I probably WOULD give him a good thrashing. But in a competition of this nature, I'm not even going to GIVE Taotie the time of day. Besides, I've got a much more important matter on my mind; eliminating the only potential jury threat to MY eventual winning of this season! And that is Spongebob! Nobody else could POSSIBLY give ME any trouble once Spongebob is GONE!" (End Confessional)

Finally, General Barracuda's voice comes over the loud-speakers. General Barracuda announces: "Attention all victims--I mean, contestants. Please report to the common area. The plan for today's challenge will be explained by Sniz! That is all!" / In the common area, Sniz has gathered all three teams together. Sniz says: "I'm sure you're all wondering why I've called you all here." Tigress asks: "You finally REALIZED that Spongebob is unfit to be a contestant against me?" Sniz rolls his eyes and says: "No! I'm here to talk about the Olympics! Who here knows where this year's Olympics are being held?" Bulma answers: "Rio De Janeiro! Gonard answers: "Mount Olympus?" Daggett answers: "Athens, Greece?" Sniz says: "Wrong! Fictional! And totally unrelated! I'm TALKING about the Rio Grande in Texas, is our destination, today!" Skipper says: "Well, Bulma is RIGHT! Annoying, but right! This year's Olympics ARE taking place in Rio De Janeiro!" Sniz says: "Excuse ME, but I was told--." Katie says: "Bulma's right! It's Rio De Janeiro!" Sniz shouts: "INTERNS!!!!" Kaput and Cosmo both come running up and Kaput asks: "Yes sir?" Sniz seriously says: "Kaput, grab onto something heavy! Cosmo, I HOPE you brought your parachute!" The plane JARS violently and Cosmo falls out crying: "AHHH!!!!" Sniz shouts: "General Barracuda! Change of trajectory! We are TRAVELING to Rio De Janeiro! Kaput, you better study up a whole lot if YOU don't want to wind up like that INCOMPETENT Cosmo!" Kaput says: "Sir, yes sir!"

(Confessional) Tigress pumps her fist and says: "YES!!!! The Olympics!!!! FINALLY!!!! A chance to win at EVERY single EVENT!!!! And when I do, not only will Spongebob be completely HUMILIATED by ME wiping the FLOOR with him; but he may become SO distraught over ME humiliating him, he might even vote himself OFF!!!! That would be GREAT!!!! I am so TOTALLY going to WIN this competition!!!!" / Stimpy says: "Ordinarily, I'd say Tigress will end up jinxing herself by saying that she's going to WIN every single event. The trouble is, she's SO athletic and so capable, that BARRING some 'hugantic,' 'ginormous' event; she is probably NOT going to lose! Well, guess we all better to prepare to hear what's probably going to be a long, drawn out, and potentially UNBEARABLE winner's speech from Tigress!" / Reggie says: "I really don't care about winning, I just like competing. But try telling THAT to Miss Super Alpha Female Tigress! If we don't win, she's BOUND to take it out on us! So much for playing for fun! Looks like WE have to play to WIN!" / Larry rolls his eyes, sighs and says: "Spongebob is in SO much trouble now! With Tigress after him, he doesn't stand a chance! I can't let him LOSE like this! I don't CARE what Tigress does to me, but I'm going to STOP this slaughter BEFORE it begins!" (End Confessional)

In the shadows of the storage area, Larry calls out to Spongebob! Larry shouts: "Spongebob, come here!" Spongebob discreetly follows Larry's voice, and Spongebob asks: "What is it?" Larry says: "Spongebob, I know you beat me the LAST time there was a physical challenge between us, but you got to understand something; I was holding back because I HAD to hold back! I made a promise and I had to keep it. Tigress HAS no promise to keep. She will NOT hold back! She will totally overwhelm you and make you grieve in despair!" Spongebob asks: "How can I STOP that?" Larry says: "You need a gambit, something to level the playing field, and I will give it to you!" And Larry pulls out a blender full of green stuff. Spongebob asks: "What is that?" Larry says: "Winner's fuel. MY fuel! This is the protein shake mix that helped give ME the enormous muscles that I have. Ordinarily, it takes Winner's Fuel AND hard work to give you muscles! But you're a SPONGE! Drinking Winner's fuel will give you muscles automatically! You'll be as strong as you were, like the time you first started going to my gym!" Spongebob asks: "You really think it will work?" Larry says: "It better, or else you'll be saying sayonara!" Spongebob says: "Well, I got nothing to lose!" And Spongebob takes the blender, and downs the protein shake mix in one gulp! Sure enough, Spongebob sprouts HUGE muscles, gets HUGE, and becomes bulky with REAL muscular MASS!!!! Spongebob says: "It WORKS!!!! I FEEL the POWER!!!!" Larry says: "Now you have a fighting chance!" Spongebob chuckles with glee and says: "Let Tigress just TRY to see if she can just push me aside now! I'm BACK in the game!"

(Confessional) Larry says: "I felt obligated to help Spongebob out. When I first started my gym, I thought I could handle the operation all by myself. But being bogged down with paperwork, left me with no time to work-out. And as a result, I got fat and lethargic. I very nearly sank into a DEEP, DARK, depression, until Spongebob saved me! If it wasn't for the fact that his muscles were merely the result of over-hydration, and the fact that I could laugh myself back into shape, I may not BE here where I am now. I owed it to Spongebob to help him. Now, he can stand up to Tigress, no matter what she throws at him! This could either make or break Spongebob's game! I've done everything I could. The rest is all up to him!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are still on the plane, with the view of Rio De Janeiro (made obvious by the view of the statue, Christ, the Redeemer) in sight of all the contestants. Sniz once again speaks through the loudspeakers and announces: "Attention contestants! We are now in the airspace of Rio De Janeiro, which I have just been CORRECTLY informed by Kaput that this just HAPPENS to be the very first Olympics being held on the continent of South America! We will be landing in thirty minutes, so please take any last minute preparations right now before we prepare for today's challenge! That is all." Blonda chuckles gleefully and says: "Did you hear THAT, Bulma? It won't be long before everyone gets to SEE how athletic I am!" Bulma rolls her eyes and scoffs: "Do you really THINK that YOU can compete against Tigress?! If you do, you're insane! Or do you have some secret, illegal PLAN up your sleeve?!" Blonda once again chuckles gleefully and says: "As if I would EVER reveal my MAGICAL secrets to you; I wish to eliminate you. And believe me, if we DON'T win or come in first today, my alliance and I will be looking forward to RUINING your life...as a contestant, of course!"

Bulma scoffs and says: "Dream on, Blonda! You'll NEVER eliminate ME! And you KNOW I speak the truth because as I've said before, I'm ALWAYS right!" Blonda chuckles gleefully and says: "There's a first time for EVERYTHING, including YOU being WRONG! I am really looking forward to making YOU eat humble PIE today!" And Blonda walks away, just as Kaput walks in towards Bulma. Kaput asks: "What was THAT all about?" Bulma grabs Kaput by his shirt and says: "Listen, short stuff! I will NOT have Blonda make ME look like a big FOOL today; SHE needs to find out that if she tries to tangle with me, it will end up BADLY for her! I happen to KNOW that YOU have access to all the SECRET footage taken of Blonda BEHIND the scenes of this show, I want you to look THROUGH it and find out every HUMILIATING secret that you can find out about Blonda! Crush her with the TRUTH!" Kaput asks: "And what's in it for me?" Bulma pulls out $5 and says: "$5 up front to find out the humiliating secrets, and I'll give you $5 more if the secrets turn out to be SUPER humiliating!" Kaput takes the $5 and says: "You've got yourself a deal!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "In addition to putting the moves on Zarbon, I plan on making sure Blonda also gets humiliated, so it will be icing on top of a delicious cake! A fat-free cake, of course!" / Kaput says: "Sure, there are probably lots of BETTER ways that I can make money, but sabotaging other contestants by HUMILIATING them just feels SO right to me!" (End Confessional)

The plane begins to approach the runway, when General Barracuda's eyes open wide when he notices something. General Barracuda says: "Fondue, we've got a problem." Fondue asks: "What kind of a problem?" General Barracuda says: "The runway we've been assigned to land on looks a little rough!" Fondue asks: "How rough?" But Fondue doesn't have long to wait for his answer, because as soon as the plane's wheels touch down on the ground, the contestants in the plane start to get tossed around! Even Anti-Timmy has a hard time keeping his composure! Bulma, shaken around, says: "Here's my moment of opportunity!" And Bulma, realistically, LOSES her balance, and faces LIPS first onto Zarbon's lips, pressing him to the ground! No sooner do they both touch the floor, than does the plane finally stop. General Barracuda sighs and says: "Next time, Fondue, make SURE the runway that we have to land on ISN'T in need of reconstruction!" Fondue sighs and says: "I'll try!" Bulma gets up, and feigning innocence, says: "Oh, I am SO sorry about that! Total accident!" Zarbon, blushing from embarrassment over the incident, gets up and haltingly says: "I...kind of...have a...girlfriend." Bulma, taking advantage of Zarbon's flustered state, asks: "HAVE a girlfriend or KIND of have one?" Zarbon says: "I...have a...kind of...girlfriend...kind of!"

(Confessional) Zarbon face-palms himself and says: "So STUPID!!!! Why is this happening to me?! Back on MY home-world, I'd NEVER get distracted by another girl! But Bulma's so SMART and seductive, and I think she REALLY likes me! But I don't WANT to get involved! I...I have a girlfriend!" / Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "It won't be too much longer before Zarbon gets hopelessly devoted to me! (Grabs out a snow-globe featuring a globe of the Earth inside.) I just got to PROMISE Zarbon the whole entire WORLD if I have to, and when it GETS to the right moment... (THROWS the snow-globe down to the ground and SHATTERS it). ...I SMASH his dreams and ENTIRE world into PIECES!!!! Let's see BLONDA come up with a plan that's even HALF as devious as THAT one! NOBODY can match ME in SHEER brain power!" (End Confessional) The contestants all get out of the plane, and are amazed by the Olympic sized set-up of events all lined up for them! Tigress' eyes open wide, and astonished, she says: "Wow! You guys really went all out for THIS challenge, didn't you?!" Sniz says: "Only the best for our challengers! After all, everyone should be in peak condition for THESE events!" Tigress smugly says: "And we all know who's NOT in peak condition, don't we?!" Spongebob clears his throat and gruffly says: "You were saying?"

Tigress opens her eyes, and STARES at Spongebob, who's now muscular and almost EXACTLY her size in height! Tigress shockingly asked: "What kind of stunt are you pulling THIS time?!!!" Larry confidently says: "This is no stunt, Tigress. This time, those muscles are completely real. I DON'T approve of you constantly belittling and berating Spongebob every single chance you get, so I decided to give Spongebob a chance to LEVEL the playing field with you! Let's see how you like it when you're FORCED to fight with someone on YOUR level!" Tigress scoffs and asks: "You think THIS bothers me?! So you gave Spongebob muscles, BIG deal! It's not like you CLONED me or anything! And it doesn't matter HOW strong Spongebob might have become, it STILL won't be enough to overcome me! All YOU did is make this challenge MORE interesting! Now it will feel SO much more SATISFYING to beat Spongebob in this CHALLENGE!!!!" Larry merely crosses his arms and says: "We'll SEE who ends up beating who, won't we?" (Confessional)

Tigress says: "I don't know HOW Larry made Spongebob strong. And quite frankly, I don't care! Because today could end up being a win-win situation for me. If I end up winning, Spongebob loses and he will probably go home. In the unlikely event that I lose, I'll tell the REST of my team that it was LARRY'S idea to make Spongebob strong, and Larry will go home, CRUSHING any future hopes that Spongebob has of winning any FUTURE challenges! Either way, my day won't end up going TOO badly!" / Spongebob laughs victoriously and says: "This is the BEST thing Larry has ever done for me! That LOOK Tigress gave me was SO priceless! I just WISH that it had been CAUGHT on camera! Oh wait, it WAS!!!!" / Larry says: "I had hoped that seeing Spongebob in his muscular form would've shaken up Tigress a little; but then again, I suppose Tigress wouldn't be as stubborn as she was if she got SHOCKED by someone's appearance! Helping Spongebob might not be the best move on my part, as far as the rest of my team is concerned, but it's DEFINITELY the right move to make for my friend!" (End Confessional) Sniz talks to all the contestants and says: "Listen, let's not get distracted with each other. This is very important! Every four years, the summer Olympics takes place in a different city in a different country. And, as I have just been correctly informed by Kaput, this year marks the first time that the Olympics have taken place in South America. Normally, the Olympics are a multi-day affair. However, due to the pressures of time and budget, we have decided to boil the Olympics down to seven events. The winning team will be whoever can win the most gold medals out of these seven events. Whichever team wins the least amount of gold medals will face an Elimination Ceremony, so no pressure! Unless you don't WANT to lose! The seven events will be the high jump, swimming, the discus throw, the ski jump, volleyball, running with jumping, and freestyle wrestling." Gonard raises his hand and asks: "Can I be in the freestyle wrestling event?" Sniz says: "We'll see. All the challengers for each team will be chosen randomly for each event, in order to make each event more fair, AND unpredictable! Our first event will be the high jump, and our contestants from each team shall be Rocko from Team Retro, Chameleon from Team TUFF, and Taotie from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Taotie gets flabbergasted and asks: "How is THAT fair?!" Sniz says: "You got any complaints? Take it up with General Barracuda. He's the one in charge of choosing the contestants randomly." General Barracuda laughs and says: "It's GOOD to be me!"

(Confessional) Taotie says: "Stupid General! I cannot BELIEVE my rotten luck!" / Chameleon says: "Prior to today, I've never HAD to perform an Olympic sport before. In fact, I've never been ASKED to perform an Olympic sport before, so I have no idea how well I'll do. Personally, I don't care if I actually win. I just want to try my best, and hopefully make a decent showing. That's my goal for THIS challenge!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now stretching, prepping for the high jump, and each has their own pole to use for the event. Sniz says: "We are now ready for the high jump! The bar will be set at a minimum of four feet. Who wants to be the first to tackle it?!" Chameleon sighs and says: "I might as well get this over with." Chameleon takes his pole; runs, and leaps to a height of fourteen feet! Sniz says: "And Chameleon sets the pace with a height of fourteen feet!" Rocko says: "I guess I'll go next." Rocko takes his pole; runs, and leaps to a height of eighteen feet! Sniz says: "And Rocko takes the lead with a height of eighteen feet! How will Taotie do?!" Taotie groans and says: "You're asking me?! But I'm not just going to give up just because the challenge is daunting, I'm GOING for it!" Taotie takes his pole; runs, but when he tries to leap, his pole BREAKS; causing Taotie to fall FLAT on his back! Sniz says: "OOH, that's a D.N.Q., Does Not Qualify! That means Taotie gets the Bronze, Chameleon gets the Silver, and Rocko gets the Gold!" Taotie sarcastically says: "That is JUST peachy!" (Confessional)

Taotie groans and says: "I KNEW I should've stayed ASLEEP today!" / Chameleon says: "That's one event down, and six more to go. I hope my team-mates are prepared to face the events ahead, our safety depends on it!" / Rocko says: "Being a Wallaby, I'm a naturally good jumper. It wasn't difficult for me to make such an impressive leap. Besides, I wanted to do well, not just for Reggie's sake, but for Tigress. She's counting on all of us to do well in these events. And the better I do, the better a team-mate relationship I'll have with her. I want there to be a good team-mate relationship between the two of us. That's why I will do nothing less than my best!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Our next event is swimming! Our contestants from each team shall be Marlene from Team Retro, Dudley from Team TUFF, and Skipper from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Skipper claps his flippers together and says: "FINALLY! A chance for VINDICATION!!!!" Marlene asks: "What are you talking about?" Skipper says: "Maybe you've forgotten, but I STILL remember how much it HURT when YOU chose to LEAVE me!" Marlene groans and says: "You're not STILL hung up on THAT on you?!" Skipper says: "Why do you care? Besides, it's not ABOUT getting back together with you, it's the PRINCIPLE of the matter! If we were still together, I would go EASY on you! But since we're not, I see no reason to hold back, so I am going to SMOKE you!" (Confessional)

Marlene groans and says: "I cannot believe that Skipper can carry a GRUDGE like this, although I can't say I'm honestly surprised, because I'm not. As long as I've known Skipper, he has proven to be REALLY stubborn in his decisions as well as his attitudes! That is PRECISELY one of the reasons why I'm currently WITH Captain Retro now, as he is NOT stubborn in either his decisions, OR his attitude! But truth be told, I REALLY want Skipper to just DROP this! I would REALLY like to get back together with him once this season is over! Winning is just too important to me for me to drop my plan NOW!" / Skipper says: "Marlene may be pretty, but I'm not going to let her looks distract me THIS time! It's time she finds out that when she crosses the Skipper, there will be a piper to pay! It's time she got schooled, and I don't mean a school for fish! I plan on WINNING this thing!" (End Confessional)

The contestants are all stretching, getting ready to dive into the Olympic-sized swimming pool. Sniz says: "The contestants will all swim at the same time, and each contestant must swim one full lap, to the other end of the pool and back to this end of the pool. Oh, and no cutting corners, and NO interfering with the swimming of another contestant BY a contestant! You will wait for the sound of the whistle. On your mark, get set--!" And General Barracuda blows his whistle, all three contestants dive into the pool. They start off evenly, but Skipper quickly pulls ahead, using his naturally sleek body in order to plow through the water like a torpedo! Skipper laughs and says: "I've got this thing in the bag! NOTHING can stop ME!" But at that moment, Kaput appears at the end of the pool, holding a bucket. Kaput asks: "Who's hungry for THIS?!" And Kaput dumps the bucket, which is FULL of chopped fish, into the pool! Skipper's eyes open wide, and he says: "Sweet Pacific Salmon, my FAVORITE!!!!" And Skipper immediately forgets all about racing, and starts gobbling up all the fish he can! Dudley and Marlene however, don't fall for the distraction, and as they touch the other end of the pool, Marlene proves to be FASTER at making the turnaround than Dudley is, and she is able to finish her lap first! Sniz says: "And it's over! Marlene swam the fastest lap and gets the gold medal! Dudley finished second and gets the silver medal, and if Skipper EVER stops eating fish and finishes, he will win the bronze medal." Skipper stops eating and says: "What? I thought you SAID that a contestant couldn't interfere with the swimming of ANOTHER contestant!" Sniz says: "But Kaput ISN'T a contestant, he's an intern. Therefore, your argument is invalid." Skipper slowly claps his flippers together and says: "Well played, host. Well played."

(Confessional) Skipper says: "Honestly, sabotaging me was SO uncalled for! What did I EVER do to Kaput, personally? I hope Kaput is a light sleeper, because I am going to get BACK at that saboteur, and make him PAY for his deviousness!" / Marlene says: "Okay; even I'M going to admit that Skipper did NOT deserve to lose like that! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I won. But I would rather have won on my OWN merits alone, rather than have it be due to Kaput interfering. Mark my words, Kaput is going to find himself in for a RUDE wake-up call if he thinks that he can just keep sabotaging the contestants and not pay for it." / Dudley says: "I consider myself a good swimmer, being an expert dog paddler. I guess that Marlene was just a better one. And if it wasn't for Kaput interfering with Skipper, I might not have even done as well as I did. Skipper looked unstoppable! It makes me wonder why Kaput is targeting Skipper?" / Kaput laughs deviously as he says: "I'm not just targeting Skipper, I'm targeting every single MEMBER of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, as a form of PAYBACK against TAOTIE for him engineering my elimination! First I made sure Taotie got a sabotaged pole, than I give Skipper an irresistible fishy treat! I suppose now would be as good a time as any to check out on that Blonda footage that Bulma wants me to find! I just LOVE sabotaging other contestants by HUMILIATING them! It just FEELS so right!" (End Confessional)

Sniz dramatically says: "In a WORLD where Team Retro can win TWO gold medals in a row, do the other teams even stand a chance?!" Phoebe says: "I sure hope we do!" Sniz says: "Let's find out by going to the next event, the Discus Throw! Our contestants from each team shall be Captain Retro from Team Retro, Patrick from Team TUFF, and Bulma from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Bulma says: "AWESOME! A challenge I can EXCEL in!" Blonda rolls her eyes, scoffs, and says: "Oh PLEASE!!!! Do you really believe that you can do well at ANY physical event?" Bulma chuckles deviously, smirks, and says: "You'd be surprised at how capable I am!" Blonda scoffs and says: "That will be the day!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "I'm not STUPID! I already KNOW that either Blonda or Kaput sabotaged MY discus! That's why I had Anti-Timmy SWITCH my discus with that of another contestants from one of the OTHER teams! NOBODY is going to make ME look bad! I plan on actually WINNING this challenge!" (End Confessional) While the three contestants get prepared to throw their discus, Kaput sneaks around the plane. Kaput makes sure that no one else is around to see what he is doing, and opens the door to the footage/editing room. Kaput says: "So THIS is where the magic happens! Now, if I were embarrassing footage of Blonda, what would I be called?" And Kaput spots a D.V.D. labelled, "Blonda's Big Bloopers!" Kaput chuckles deviously as he says: "THIS looks promising!" Kaput puts the D.V.D. in a player, and sits back to watch the footage on a monitor. Kaput says: "GROSS!!!! NASTY!!!! DISGUSTING!!!! Bulma will be VERY pleased with THIS!!!!" / At the discus throw, Sniz says: "Each contestant will have one opportunity to throw their discus as far as they can, and NO do-overs! The winner will be the contestant who throws their discus the farthest!"

Captain Retro sighs and says: "I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Here goes SOMETHING!" Captain Retro winds up, throws his discus, and it actually goes FAIRLY far, to a distance which is measured by Fondue! Fondue shouts: "44 feet and four inches!" Captain Retro says: "Wow! That was better than I thought it would be! Guess I don't know my own strength!" Bulma steps up and says: "I am so ready for this! Just got to calculate the speed, trajectory, and velocity of the wind, pick the optimum angle to throw at for maximum distance; I have SO got this!" Bulma winds up, throws her discus, and it ends up going REALLY far, to a great distance measured by Fondue! Fondue shouts: "Eighty feet and SIX inches!" Kaput reappears and is SHOCKED! Kaput shouts: "WHAT?! She's WAY ahead! She is NOT supposed to be this good! AUGH!!!!" And Blonda is completely SHOCKED by this outcome! Bulma asks: "Have I made you speechless? Looks like I'm more capable than you thought I was! Am I right or am I RIGHT?! Don't answer that, I'm OBVIOUSLY right! I always AM, of course!" (Confessional) Blonda is flabbergasted and says: "I don't believe it! She's WON this! She's ACTUALLY won this challenge! I don't see how Patrick can TOP this! I better do well in MY challenge, or else BULMA is never going to let me hear the END of it!" / Kaput crosses his arms, grunts, and says: "That's a FINE kettle of fish! How DARE Bulma pull the switch, and change her discus? I wanted ALL the members of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool to be humiliated! Well, she better not pull a stunt like THAT again with any of her team-mates!" (End Confessional) Patrick steps up and says: "I guess it's my time to shine! It's all or NOTHING with THIS throw!" Patrick wind up, throws his discus, but it BREAKS a few feet after Patrick's toss! Fondue walks up to measure the throw, and says: "Patrick's discus, or what's left of it, made it to a feet of eight feet and seven inches."

Sniz says: "That means Bulma takes the gold with first place, Captain Retro takes silver with second place, and Patrick takes bronze with third place!" Patrick gets frustrated and screams: "I BROKE it! Why does this ALWAYS happen to ME?!" Spongebob says: "Hold up, Patrick! I'm not so sure it was YOUR fault that discus broke!" Patrick asks: "What do you mean?" Spongebob says: "I think you were the victim of foul play. And whoever did it, is NOT going to get away with it!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "Beating Captain Retro and Patrick, was truly nothing personal on my part. I just wanted to do well in that challenge, and make Zarbon be IMPRESSED with my abilities! After all, I WANT Zarbon to be impressed WITH me if I'm to make my show-mance with him be believable." / Zarbon says: "Honestly, I'm a little impressed with Bulma right about now. She's truly better than I gave her credit for. That's not to say I plan on falling for her; I'm just not sure if we would be a good item together. I just feel SO conflicted...when it comes to love." / Spongebob says: "I was with Tigress on Team Retro long enough to know that she is NOT the one behind this atrocity; but I'm going to keep my eye on ALL the contestants, just to make sure none of them pull any funny stunts with my team. NOTHING is going to get by me!" / Kaput laughs deviously and says: "Spongebob can WATCH the other contestants ALL he wants, but it won't stop ME, being an INTERN! And I have a feeling that whoever does the Ski Jump won't have any good luck with THAT challenge, either!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Our next event shall be the Ski Jump! Our contestants from each team shall be Daggett from Team Retro, Dog from Team TUFF, and Zarbon from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Daggett shouts: "Are you CRAZY?!" Sniz says: "Only on casual Friday's!" Norbert says: "Don't be stressed, you can do this!" Daggett rolls his eyes and says: "Thank you, I feel SO much better!" (Confessional)

Daggett angrily says: "Spooty random selection! Why did they have to pick ME for this challenge?! I do NOT feel confident about my abilities! And the worst part of this is, that if I blow it BADLY for MY team, Tigress might end up targeting ME for elimination! I know I should be happy just to have made it THIS far, but I SO want to end up making the team merge THIS time!" / Dog says: "I LOVE the thrill of skiing during my free time. Back when I was attached to Cat, I could never enjoy that thrill, because he would always be worried for his own life and safety. Thankfully, ever since I got separated, I've been able to enjoy all the thrill seeking sport activities that I like! I feel confident about my own abilities." / Bulma says: "This seems like the perfect opportunity to CEMENT my show-mance with Zarbon, and prove once and for ALL that I am EVERYBODY'S type, EVEN Zarbon's!" (End Confessional) The contestants are all dressed up warmly, getting ready for the ski jump. Bulma walks up to Zarbon and charmingly says: "Zarbon, may I give you another kiss for good luck, and ensure your safety in this event?" Zarbon says: "Bulma, that last kiss was an accident!" Bulma lovingly says: "In my experience, there's no such THING as an accident! Besides, I've grown REALLY fond and ATTACHED to you!" Than Bulma gets BIG, sad, puppy dog eyes, and asks: "You wouldn't want to wind up with a bunch of broken bones and have to be med evac'd out of this competition, would you?" Zarbon says: "Of course not! But I can take care of myself!" Bulma sweetly says: "Maybe I WANT to help out, and take care of YOU!" And before ANYONE has a chance to blink, Bulma plants a BIG, warm kiss on Zarbon's lips, shocking ALL who see it happen! Zarbon blushes once the kiss is over and he haltingly says: "Wow! That was different!" (Confessional)

Blonda screams: "What was THAT?!!! Zarbon would PICK Bulma over ME?!!! What could SHE possibly have that I don't?! I'm going to make Bulma PAY for this! If ANYONE'S going to get some MAN candy on this show, it's going to be ME!!!!" / Zarbon says: "That was such an INCREDIBLE kiss! No one has EVER kissed me like that! It MUST be true love! What else could it be? Only a girlfriend would kiss ME like that. It's clear to me. I can't and won't juggle two girls; that would be wrong. I guess I got to break up with my old girlfriend if I want to be loyal to Bulma. It's not easy, but it's the right thing for me to do." / Bulma triumphantly says: "YES! Hook, line, and sinker! I KNEW Zarbon would find himself head over heels crazy for ME; now all I got to do is string Zarbon along for however long I see fit. And when the timing is right, I reel Zarbon in! I just wish Blonda's PRICELESS reaction of seeing ME kiss Zarbon, was ALL caught on camera! Oh wait, it WAS!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "All contestants will jump off at the same time, and the contestant who jumps the farthest will win the gold for this event!" Dog says: "Hi-ho-diggety! I'm so EXCITED for this!" Sniz says: "Than on your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants push off at the same time. All three contestants keep their bodies low to the ground, in order to minimize the wind resistance against their bodies. They reach the leap and begin to sail through the air, but soon after Zarbon makes HIS leap, his skis BRAKE!!!! Thankfully, Zarbon is able to use his powers of flight in order to float gently down to the ground. Despite flailing around wildly, Daggett manages to make a safe landing a few feet FURTHER ahead from where Zarbon landed, but Dog ends up flying the farthest, catching the most air out of all the contestants!

Sniz says: "The event is done! What are the results, Fondue?" Fondue says: "Zarbon's skis' broke, so his jump does not qualify, and he automatically gets the bronze. Daggett jumped 33 yards, and he gets the silver, but Dog is the winner, jumping 42 yards and five inches!" Dog says: "I did it! I won the gold!" Sniz says: "That means all three teams now have at least one gold medal! I love it when all three teams are competitive! Let's go to the next event, Volleyball! Our contestants from each team shall be Stimpy from Team Retro, Suzie from Team TUFF, and Blonda from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Blonda says: "Stay back, and prepare to be amazed by my incredible strengths of flexibility and dexterity!" Bulma scoffs and says: "I'll believe THAT when I see it!" Blonda flexes down to the ground, and using ONLY her legs, does her hair up into a ponytail! Blonda asks: "Is THAT flexible enough for you?!" (Confessional) Bulma says: "That is NOT possible! NOBODY is THAT flexible, not even Sting, the musician! Fortunately, I'm ready with a little fire-power of my own! Blonda's going to see that when she tries to play with MY fire, she's going to get BURNED! I'm COMING after her!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "Kaput, it's time you told me what it IS that you found about BLONDA!" Kaput laughs deviously and says: "I can do BETTER than tell you, I'll SHOW you, and EVERYONE here something that Blonda doesn't WANT you to see!" Blonda asks: "What are you talking about?" Kaput replies: "Blonda, are you aware that when you were helping out with the Performance Reviews, that you were being filmed ALL the time?" Blonda says: "Of COURSE I already know THAT! What's your point?" Kaput says: "I MEAN that you WERE being filmed, ALL the time! Let's take a look at this JUICY footage of behind the scenes, taken from the GREEN room!

Kaput takes out the D.V.D., puts in a player, and projects the footage onto the volleyball wall. / First, it shows Blonda AGGRESSIVELY trying to sand down her NASTY looking toenails with a motorized buffer! Next, it shows Jaundissimo waxing off some NASTY looking hair off of Blonda's legs! Next, it shows Blonda about to eat a slice of pizza, but she DROPS it on the floor! Blonda just picks up the slice of pizza, and despite the slice of pizza NOW looking VERY dirty, Blonda STILL eats it! Blonda then BURPS and FARTS at the same time! / The footage ends, and Gonard says: "You know, my buddy Heffer once said that if you can burp and fart at the same time, than like Justin Bieber, you HAVE no SOUL!!!!" Blonda chuckles sheepishly and says: "It's AMAZING what you can do with C.G.I. these days! This changes NOTHING!!!!" Kaput whispers into Bulma's ear, and Bulma's eyes open up widely! Bulma says: "Really? That's REALLY helpful to know! Blonda, I hate to break it to you, but Kaput has just told me a SUPER humiliating truth about you, and I'm going to tell EVERYONE here what it is that you DON'T want others to KNOW about you!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: "You know what THAT sound means! So instead of SAYING this humiliating truth about Blonda, why don't you SING it?!" Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I would be GLAD to!"

Genre: Ska Band. Sub-Genre: Dance Pop. Song: "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda." Sung by: Bulma, Taotie, Blonda, and the Magic Alliance. / Bulma: "Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!" Blonda: "That's me!" Bulma: "Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!" Blonda: "WHAT?!" Bulma: "She's a nasty, FAKE BLONDE schemer, who calls herself the most! Without the help of her Magic Alliance, her position would be toast!" Magic Alliance: "Hey!" Blonda: "Hey! Hey..." Bulma: "She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!" Taotie: "Hey!" Blonda: "I eat a lot of fiber!" Bulma: "She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she lost weight!" Taotie: "Hey!" Bulma: "She's not the gal you think she is, so let me spare the drama. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blonda!" Taotie: "Hey!" Bulma: "She's a phony, scheming, weasel nose! And her real name isn't Blonda! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blonda! It's Rio!" / The song ends and Blonda screams: "IT IS NOT!!!!" Kaput says: "Not according to your SISTER, Wanda!" Blonda angrily says: "How DARE YOU?!!!" (Confessional)

Blonda is now literally RED in the face, and STEAM is coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: "Mark my words, Kaput is going to RUE the day he did THIS to me! I used to be a Fairy Godparent to the members of Duran Duran. One day, they asked me to ghost write a hit song for them, so I suggested they use MY real name as the title of their hit song! I thought it would make me recognized by EVERYBODY, and it SOON became a DRAWBACK for me! All anyone ever DID when they saw me was sing that song over and over again! You have NO idea how it feels to HAVE the same SONG sung to you hundreds of time by people you don't even KNOW or CARE for! I want people to know me for my ACTING skills, not some SONG that I came up with in the 1980's! I am GOING to make Kaput PAY dearly!" / Bulma chuckles deviously and says: "I think I have just effectively DESTROYED Blonda as a contestant! Let's see if any member of her Magic Alliance wants to stick with her NOW!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The rules of this volleyball game are simple. Whoever is the first to score ten points will win, whoever scores the least amount of points, loses! On your mark, get set, GO!!!!" Blonda still mad and SEETHING over having her secrets divulged, is unable to compose herself, and Stimpy and Suzie take advantage of this, by scoring points against Blonda, and Blonda is completely overwhelmed! Although Stimpy and Suzie both do quite well, Suzie manages to pull ahead of Stimpy and is the first to score ten points! Sniz says: "And it's done! Suzie has come in first and wins the gold! Stimpy scored seven and wins silver. Blonda didn't score any points, and is STUCK with bronze!" Blonda screams: "I was ROBBED!!!!" General Barracuda mockingly says: "Oh, WAHH!!!! Nobody CARES, Blonda!!!!" Blonda angrily says: "Not YET, you DON'T!"

Sniz says: "It's now time for the next event; running with Jumping! This will involve running one full lap while jumping over hurdles. The hurdles will progressively get higher the further you run along the track. The contestant who jumps over ALL the hurdles and crosses the finish line first will win the event! Whoever comes in last, will lose. Our contestants from each team shall be Reggie from Team Retro, Randolph from Team TUFF, and Monster from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Monster says: "Awesome! I am SO ready for this!" Rocko asks: "Reggie, do you feel confident about this?" Reggie says: "You don't need to worry about me, I feel confident about my own abilities. When I see a goal that I want to achieve, I have a razor sharp focus!" Rocko says: "Just don't let yourself get distracted by the other contestants." Reggie says: "Don't worry, I won't!" The contestants all get up to the starting line, and get themselves into a starting position. Sniz says: "No cutting corners, and no interfering with another contestants running will be allowed by a contestant! I want a good, clean race!" Randolph says: "I LOVE that!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants sprint off face, and the pace is fairly even between all three of them. Randolph asks: "Lovely day for a race, isn't it?" Reggie doesn't even look and says: "I can't talk right now!" Monster says: "I think it's a lovely day. I don't know WHY my other team-mates are having such a hard time with THEIR events!" But as soon as Monster says that, he RUNS into a hurdle that has electronically stretched itself to BLOCK Monster's path! Randolph is distracted by this, but Reggie keeps her mind on the race, and pulls ahead to finish in first! Sniz says: "And Reggie takes the win! She has won the gold, Randolph has won the silver, and Monster does not qualify, so he gets the bronze. It all comes down to the final event, Free Style Wrestling!"

Phoebe pleads: "PLEASE don't pick me! I wouldn't last a MINUTE in the ring!" Sniz says: "As a matter of fact, the contestants from each team shall be Tigress from Team Retro, Spongebob from Team TUFF, and Gonard from Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" Tigress says: "YES!!!! I FINALLY get a chance to settle this thing ONCE and for all! And don't expect for me to be GENTLE, Spongebob! I've got an IMAGE to maintain!" Spongebob says: "I won't make it easy for you!" Tigress says: "It wouldn't be exciting if you didn't! But don't get your hopes up; Free Style Wrestling HAPPENS to be the sport I excel the BEST at, and I NEVER lose!" Gonard says: "Neither do I!" Tigress says: "Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?" Spongebob says: "And I hope you include ALL possible scenarios when you factor that in!" Tigress says: "We'll just see what happens, won't we?!" Sniz says: "Well, I know one thing you SHOULD factor in; the fact that the fate of your team could depend on YOU, Tigress!" Tigress asks: "Why is that?" Sniz says: "If Team TUFF wins this event, they'll tie for first, and Team Retro will have to play a tie-breaker challenge against them! And whichever contestant LOSES this tie-breaker challenge, will find themselves facing an automatic elimination! That means NO elimination ceremony! Do not pass GO, do not collect $44.44 million! Likewise, if Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool wins this event, they AND Team TUFF will have to play tie-breaker challenge, to determine which team wins second place. So it is LITERALLY anyone's game to win, or lose!" (Confessional)

Tigress says: "I'm not going to take any CHANCES!!!! I've read the Tortoise and the Hare enough times to know that when you let your guard down, that's PRECISELY the opportunity you lose! I'm going all-out in this challenge! Let's see how Spongebob handles THAT!" / Spongebob says: "So it comes to this; a genuine brawl against Tigress! It's all up to me, I guess. I'll either be a hero, or a goat. And I have no plans on being a goat! It's all or nothing at this point! I'm as ready as I'll ever be!" / Gonard says: "Luckily for me, Free Style Wrestling is ONE event in which NO ONE can be sabotaged! I'm the strongest cast-member on MY show, and now I get to see just how strong I really am! It's up to me to save my team from an Elimination Ceremony! This is MY time to shine!" (End Confessional) The contestants all get into a large ring, and are all squaring off against each other. Sniz says: "The rules are simple; whoever gets pushed out of the ring or gets pinned down to the ground will lose. The last contestant standing wins, as long as they play clean." Po shouts: "Don't let Spongebob or Gonard BRUISE you, Tigress!" Tigress says: "Don't worry, they won't!" Sniz says: "On your marks, get SET, GO!!!!" And all three contestants come charging at each other with TREMENDOUS force in their muscles, but they meet at a stand-still! They push HARD against each other, but neither of them are able to get a footing to help them prevail against the others! Norbert says: "It's a dead heat!" Wally says: "They're evenly matched!" Larry says: "I did NOT anticipate this!" Captain Retro says: "It's anyone's guess as to how Tigress will handle this." Tigress grunts and says: "My sheer brute strength isn't enough! There's got to be SOMETHING to help me win this!"

Than; Tigress has a BRILLIANT epiphany and Tigress shouts: "HEY!! Your shoes are UNTIED!!!!" Spongebob and Gonard both shout: "WHAT?!!!" And Tigress is FINALLY able to push Spongebob OUT of the ring, and PINS Gonard down to the ground! Marlene is stunned and says: "She did it. She ACTUALLY did it!" Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! Tigress wins the gold and takes first place! Spongebob fell out of the ring and gets the bronze, Gonard has been pinned and gets silver! That means Team Retro wins immunity, and they win a special reward; the greatest tasting smoothies from Jamha Juice, as a delicious bonus!" Gonard says: "That's not FAIR! She cheated and TRICKED us!" Sniz says: "Tigress DIDN'T cheat! After all, I never SAID that you COULDN'T use your brain in order to win this challenge!" Spongebob asks: "Wait a minute. Tigress used her BRAIN; not muscles, to win this challenge?" Tigress says: "I actually have you to thank for that." Spongebob asks: "Really, why?" Tigress says: "If I hadn't have been forced to fight against an opponent with the exact same strength as me, I never would've realized something very important that I needed to learn. Spongebob asks: "What's that?" Tigress says: "As strong as I am, my muscles cannot solve every problem. I realize now that in order to solve real HARD problems, I have to utilize my brain in order to find the answers! My brain is just as important a muscle as the rest of my body. Now that I realize this, I finally feel a sense of inner peace that I've never felt before."

Spongebob asks: "And I helped you REALIZE this?" Tigress sighs and says: "I guess, when you put it THAT way, you did." Spongebob says: "Well, glad I could help." Tigress says: "You can consider my vendetta against you, over. I no longer feel it's necessary for me to eliminate you in order to win. Perhaps someday, we can meet again in another challenge, and you'll be able to show me MORE skills to challenge my brain power." Spongebob says: "I'll prepare myself in case that ever happens." Sniz says: "Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; it pains me to say this, but your efforts to avoid an elimination ceremony weren't enough today. Therefore, I will be seeing YOU at the elimination ceremony today." Kaput laughs deviously: "And I will be there to watch with GLEE, as another TRAITOR takes the plunge!" Bulma says: "And I'm pretty sure I KNOW who will be taking the plunge, today!" Blonda angrily says: "This isn't OVER!!!! Not now, not by a LONG shot!!!!" Bulma scoffs and says: "It is SO over!" (Confessional)

Tigress sighs in contentment and says: "I finally feel a sense of calmness. I'm proud of myself. I didn't give into my base sense of anger or hatred, and I have achieved a true sense of mastery. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I now know that no matter what new challenge comes to face me, I will be able to handle it. Master Shifu will be SO proud of me!" / Spongebob says: "One things for sure, I'm glad that today is over, and Tigress no longer wants to flat out get rid of me. It definitely could've gone a lot worse today, that's for sure. I'm just glad my team didn't make too poor of a showing. I never was able to see any of the contestants try anything funny, though. I just hope that Larry's winner fuel will wear off soon. I'd like to play this game with my own natural abilities." / Blonda says: "I had hoped that I could resolve my issues with Bulma diplomatically, but she's made it clear to me that to me that such a thing will NOT be happening! But I will NOT be leaving today! It looks like it's time for Plan B, B for Blonda! Bulma's going to be in for the shock of her life THIS time!" (End Confessional) With the challenge over, the three teams are back on the plane, and the plane is once again airborne. Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, is once again facing an Elimination Ceremony, and Kaput is there to watch it, just as he promised! Kaput says: "You know, it's too bad that I am not PERSONALLY allowed to vote; I'd personally send ANY loser of my choice out of here! Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be content, listening to the anguished loser's scream!" Sniz says: "Team named after me, you have all cast your votes. Unfortunately, I am unable to give you any popcorn. We are temporarily out right now because SOMEONE forgot to do their shopping!" Fondue asks: "Why do you ALWAYS imply ME whenever you say something snarky like that?"

Sniz pretends that he didn't hear that, and carries on normally. Sniz says: "Most of you have good reasons as to WHY you should be eliminated. Taotie, all you had to do was jump over a lousy stick. But you BROKE your pole, and you couldn't even do THAT!" Taotie says: "I had a LOUSY pole! It wasn't MY fault!" Sniz says: "Skipper, you CLEARLY could've beat ANYONE at swimming, and yet you chose to get distracted by eating all the fish you could fit in your beak!" Skipper says: "I said I was SORRY, sheesh!" Sniz says: "Zarbon, your aerodynamic abilities should've made you a shoo-in to win at the ski jump; but for SOME reason, your skis broke!" Zarbon is distracted by Bulma, than shakes his head and says: "I guess I was...distracted, by, something." Sniz says: "Monster, you have loads of energy and stamina; yet you couldn't make the leap over something as simple as a hurdle!" Monster says: "Not on purpose! I can totally JUMP over any NORMAL hurdle!" Sniz says: "Blonda, you had SEVERAL humiliating things REVEALED about you; got really angry, and you LOST your composure AND a game of volleyball, all while wearing a ponytail!" Blonda asks: "What does MY hair have to do with anything?!" Sniz says: "And Gonard, you clearly had the muscles and the stamina to win at free style wrestling, yet even YOU failed by falling for the oldest trick in the book!" Gonard says: "Tigress caught me off GUARD! I didn't expect for her to BE so resourceful!" Sniz says: "Like I said, MOST of you have good reasons as to why YOU should be eliminated! In fact, I think I can safely say that BULMA is the ONLY one here who is even REMOTELY safe in this vote!" Bulma says: "Thank you! I'd like to contribute it to all those years of practice, throwing out capsules from MY Capsule Corporation!"

Sniz says: "In any case, your votes ALL made it clear as to who YOU want to eliminate! But TODAY, for a change, the choice for elimination all comes down to ME! That's why today, I'm eliminating..." Sniz gives Kaput a parachute, opens the plane door, and PUSHES Kaput, screaming, out of the plane, and Sniz says: "THIS INTERN!!!!" And Bulma gasps in shock, as Blonda smirks in triumph! Sniz says: "That's right! I'm IGNORING the vote-off! Blonda here factually told me that ALL of your mishaps in today's challenge, were in fact due to the fact that Kaput SABOTAGED each and every ONE of you, with the exception of Bulma! And, I'm not the type of guy who would want to eliminate ANY of you under false pretenses. Therefore, the three teams will stay as they are, for now!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "I HAD to expose Kaput as the saboteur! It was my only chance to stay in the game! Plus, this just goes to PROVE to Bulma that she might have the man, and she might have spilled my secrets, but I'm not out of this game by any STRETCH of the imagination! If Bulma wants to get rid of me, it's going to be a LOT more difficult than she thinks it WILL be!" / Bulma angrily says: "That LITTLE sneak! I can't BELIEVE she'd pull a stunt like THIS!!!! Although I honestly can't say I'm surprised, I should've expected something like this from her! I'll give her credit, though. She may have saved herself for now, but I STILL have the upper hand. After all, Zarbon is now in a show-mance with me, and Blonda's game has been decimated thanks to Kaput! I'll just have to double up efforts against Blonda, and next time, I'll be rid of her ONCE and for all!" (End Confessional)

Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Okay, so no contestant ACTUALLY got eliminated THIS time, but I STILL get paid! Our journeys could take us anywhere, so don't miss the next exciting episode, our next exciting location, and our NEXT batch of exciting songs on another exciting episode of TOTAL CARTOON (sings) GLOBAL CRUISE!!!! I just SO enjoy doing that!" / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are "Rio," and "Her Real Name Isn't Blonda." Bulma starts a show-mance with Zarbon, in order to further her own game, as well as throw Blonda's off. Blonda's REAL name is revealed, and her REAL name isn't Blonda, it's Rio! Tigress finally calls off her vendetta against Spongebob in this episode. / Personal Notes: Up until now, I've avoided doing an episode for this season that was purely character development. That's mostly because I still had so many characters STILL in the mix! But now that I've got it down to a somewhat manageable number, I was willing to give it a shot! I wanted to make the characters I had remaining, more complex, and explore their behaviors better. I ALWAYS intended on THIS episode, the Olympic based episode, to be a reward episode, and NOT actually eliminate an ACTUAL contestant! But Kaput needed to pay for all his sabotaging, which is why he got the shove OUT of the plane as an intern! Not only has Kaput paid for all his past crimes, but it also allows me to extend the interesting Bulma/Blonda rivalry a little bit longer. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[Rebel the Wolfgirl]

in anticipation for Power Rangers: Multiverse Force season 1's second half, I've decided to rerun the Red Flaw arc as one large narrative! Enjoy!  

 

The Red Flaw

Our story begins, as per usual, with our heroes, the Power Rangers, hanging out in Coastal Falls' Gym and Juice Bar. Each of them were occupied with various activities: Naruto was excercising, Toby was studying his Pokedex, Pinkie and Lettuce were having a shake-drinking contest, and Usagi was playing a handheld video game. "Hey, guys." Toby spoke up. "Did you know that even though Pokemon are of fifferent species, they can breed with one another if they're in the same Egg Group?"

"Cool." Lettuce replied, still focused on his contest with Pinkie. With a yelp, Lettuce gripped his head in a case of brainfreeze.

"YIPPEE, I WIN!" Pinkie cheered, then her expression turned into one of concern. "...You OK, Letty?"

"Yeah." Lettuce said. "Just some brainfreeze from drinking my shake too fast."

Pinkie winced in response. "Ooh...rub your temples, it'll help stop."

"Noted." the penguin replied, raising his flippers to the sides of his head and rubbing them in circles.

 
"Hey, Usagi." Toby said. "I didn't know you had a Pokedex too!"

"Hm?" the blonde girl asked, then realized with a laugh what Toby had pondered. "Oh nononono, this isn't a Pokedex." the Yellow Ranger giggled. "It's a video game."

"Ohhh..." Toby replied, nodding. "I play those all the time."

Before Usagi could respond, Bash and Smash appeared, presumably to taunt the Rangers as usual despite all previous occurences pointing out that to do so was a bad idea. "Hellooo, ladies and dorks!" Bash greeted. With a groan, Lettuce got out of his seat.

"What do you two nimrods want?" the penguin grunted, obviously not amused at the duo's usual shtick.

"Oh, nothin'." Smash bragged. "Just the usual."

Lettuce sighed, and faceflippered. "Guys, get it through your heads already. You aren't cool by doing this. In fact, it's pretty annoying, and all five of us are sick and tired of it."

"Oh, yeah?" Bash taunted, a sneer forming on his beak. "Who's gonna make us?"

Before anyone could respond, a certain voice came from behind Bash and Smash. "Me." Slowly turnuing around, the duo came beak-to-beak with Blackhawk. Uh-oh...
"O-oh, hey Blackhawk." Smash stuttered. "Fancy seeing you here."

Blackhawk's only response was to give Smash an unamused stare, as if to say 'Yeah, what a surprise'. With a cough, the bird of prey looked at his cohorts. "You know, it's common decency to leave someone alone and not bother them when they ask. You and I both know how to act right around people. So why don't you?" Bash and Smash didn't answer, just staring at Blackhawk like they were stupid. "That's what I thought. Listen to me and listen to me well, fellas. I don't want you two bothering these guys again. Or else there will be consequences. Got it?"

"Got it." Bash and Smash said, nodding.

"Good." Blackhawk said. "Now go." Bash and Smash did so, running off to some other part of the gym.

"Thanks for getting rid of them." Toby said. "What Lettuce told them has some merit, honestly. Don't they ever get tired of it? And besides, we've had to kick their butts when they won't listen the first time. You think they'd get it by now."

"I see your point," Blackhawk began. "but that doesn't mean Bash and Smash are really bad guys. Sure, they may act tough, but they're honestly rather friendly and nice if you get to know them like I have. So give them a chance, for my sake."

Naruto, not having spoken up at all, stopped what he was doing and finally did so. "I think we should, guys."

"Why?" Toby asked.

"Because they aren't being clownish bullies for no reason." Naruto replied. "Usually, when someone bullies, they have at least some kind of motivation. For example, some bullies pick on others because they have low self-esteem. Other reasons can range from mental problems to even abuse."

Blackhawk gave a nod before he spoke. "Well, neither Bash nor Smash have any mental problems, nor do I think that they were ever abused."

"Maybe they're just lonely and need friends." Pinkie suggested.

"You know, I think you're onto something." Naruto said to the mare. "Blackhawk, do Bash and Smash have any other friends besides you?"

Blackhawk pondered this for a moment, then answered, "No, actually. They don't, preferring to spend time in either each other's company or mine. It's pretty limiting in terms of a social circle, really."

After a bit of debating between all five of them, Naruto said, "Then it's settled: we'll try and reach out to them rhe best we can."

"Here, here!" the others replied.

Meanwhile, on the Diabolic, Emperor Diabolica and his minions were sitting around, plotting on how to destroy the Rangers this time. Arising from his throne and pacing back and forth, Diabolica suddenly had an idea. "I HAVE A PLAN TO DESTROY THE RANGERS ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

With a groan, Vipera looked at her master, an unamused and flat glare plastered onto her face. "Do tell us of this brilliant plan, Emperor."

With a growl, Emperor Diabolica bared his teeth at Vipera, looking her dead in the eyes. "I have no time or patience for your sarcasm, Vipera. Furthermore, I will not tell any of you my plan just yet." Now focusing on Drako, who was busy reading some kind of tome on magic, Diabolica said, in a calmly disturbing tone, "Drako, send down a Bloodbeast. Pronto." Nodding, Drako went to his chambers and proceeded to pick out a statuette resembling an anthropomorphic koi fish. Drawing some blood from Baphomet and pouring it into a vial, he performed the usual ritual, and the statuette grew into a creature with a white and orangeish-gold coloration, with black beady eyes, one on each side of his face, if you could call it that.

"Introducing Dr. Koi." Drako said, then looked at his creation. "Are you sure you want this one, Emperor Diabolica? He doesn't have much of an advantage."

"I see your point." Diabolica replied. "He won't have an advantage, yes, but he still factors into what I have plotted. Send him down."

"Yes, sire." Drako said, sending Dr. Koi down to Coastal Falls.

Back at the Gym and Juice Bar, the Rangers were discussing ways to befriend Bash and Smash, with Blackhawk observing them and offering suggestions. As if on cue, the familiar beep of the Power Watches occurred, causing Blackhawk to glare at them questioningly.

"Sorry, Blackhawk, but we have to go." Naruto said.

"Where, exactly?" the latter asked. "And why?"

"A place." Lettuce piped up. "To do things."

With a shrug, Blackhawk let them go free, and the five went outside. "IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!" they said together.

"ANKYLOSAURUS!"

"STEGOSAURUS!"

"TRICERATOPS!"

"HADROSAURUS!"

"TYRANNOSAURUS!"

Teleporting to the battlefield, the Rangers posed, with an explosion occuring behind them. "POWER RANGERS!" they announced in unison. Dr. Koi let out a laugh, which sounded like an underwater gargle-choke. With a wave of his fin-hand, Dr. Koi summoned the usual squadron of Imps, and the Rangers prepared for battle. Charging forward, Naruto took the ringleader head on, doing a flying punch to the small demonoid's face. The Imp shrieked, clutching its face in its clawed hands. Seeing an opportunity for attack, Naruto promptly kicked it hard in the torso, causing it to self-destruct. Toby, when confronted with an Imp, stared his opponent down and ran at it, with the Imp doing the same. Timing his attack, Toby proceeded to grab the creature by the arms, spin it around, and let go. 

The Imp promptly went flying off into the distance, never to be seen again. Lettuce, outnumbered by two Imps, picked one up using all his strength, and tossed it at the other. The opponents proceeded to go KABOOM from the impact. With only two Imps left for Pinkie and Usagi to take care of, the two girls of the team decided to work together in finishing the fight. Spreading herself flat onto the ground, Pinkie let Usagi grab her hind legs and pick her up, which was surprisingly easy. Keeping her body still, Usagi began spinning in a circular motion and when the time was right, Pinkie launched her at their opponent. The Imp was promptly destroyed, and Usagi and Pinkie promptly switched places, successfully defeating the last Imp.

The last member of the cannon fodder defeated, the Rangers now focused their sights on defeating Dr. Koi. The fish-monster charged at them, his fin-hands curled up into a fist and ready to attack. Unfortunately, as Koi's eyes were on the sides of his head, the attempt was ineffective to say the least. "Psssh." Toby said. "This guy should be easy to beat."

"Right!" Naruto said, positioning himself for battle. "Get into position, team!" The others nodded, with Toby and Lettuce at the sides, Naruto in the front, Usagi and Pinkie in the back. The team all launched simultaeneous kicks at Dr Koi, who took the full force. Now on the ground, Koi got up, and proceeded to do a double punch on Toby and Lettuce. The two fell back, sparks flying.

"I stand corrected." Toby said. "This guy won't be easy to beat."

"You're forgetting something." Lettuce replied. "He can only see on the sides of his head."

"Oh, right. That means we have the advantage."

"Exactly. Let's summon our Power Weapons!"

The other Rangers, having heard Lettuce, did so. "FIRE BLADE!" Naruto shouted.

"WATER AX!"

"EARTH MACE!"

"WIND STAFF!"

"DIAMOND BOOMERANG!"

The weapons struck Dr. Koi, but the Rangers were not finished yet. Stacking their weapons, the team let out their final attack: "POWER BLASTER CANNON!" Firing the weapon's laser, the Rangers watched as the beam hit Dr. Koi, destroying him.

Back on the Diabolic, Emperor Diabolica observed the entire battle, as per the norm. However, he was unusually calm about a monster being defeated. A grin spreading across his face, Diabolica uttered, "Forces of chaos, make my Bloodbeast grow." His tone was serene, almost unsettling. Watching as the usual red lightning bolt struck the ground, one thought echoed in the Emperor's head. "All according to plan."

Getting back to our heroes, they witnessed Dr. Koi grow to the size of a giant. They, of course, knew the drill. "WE NEED DINOZORD POWER, NOW!" the team said in unison. Once the Multimegazord formed, the Rangers pondered on what to do. 

"I think we should just use the Power Sword straight away." Toby suggested.

"Yeah, me too." Lettuce agreed. "He's already kinda weaksauce anyway."

"Me three!" Pinkie spoke.

"Uh-huh!" Usagi said.

"All right, then, it's settled! Summon Power Sword!" At the Red Ranger's behest, the mighty weapon was summoned, landing blade side down. Picking up the sword, the Multimegazord posed with it briefly, then charged at the monster. Dr. Koi stood there, unaware of what was going to happen. Thus, he didn't flinch as the Power Sword came down on him, exploding from the impact. On the Diabolic, Drako began bowing before his Emperor, who turned to look at him with a stern look.

"Get up, you sniveling whelp. You have not failed me. In fact, you've done your part well, Drako." the Tauran growled.

"W-what do you mean?" the wizardly lizard stammered, rather confused.

"Have you not been listening to what I've been saying?" Diabolica asked, facing the ship's screen. "I sent a monster in order to distract the Rangers from my real plan."

"And what would that be?" Drako inquired.

"You will see. For now, you must perform another task for me. I need you to teleport the Red Ranger on board. Don't ask any questions. Just do as I say." Drako nodded, and moved over to a set of controls that were not often used. Locking on to Naruto, he pressed a button and fired a beam out onto Core Earth.

In the Multimegazord's cockpit, the Rangers were celebrating another victory when Naruto was suddenly teleported. The Rangers looked where he'd once been, all with different reactions. "Whoa! What the heck?!" Toby asked.

"What the heck is right." Usagi said. "Where'd he go?"

"Maybe he went back to the Juice Bar?" Toby guessed.

"No, it's not like him to do that." Pinkie said. 

"Good point, but we'd better check just to make sure." Lettuce said.

"Right." the other Rangers agreed, teleporting out.

Naruto, at this point, found himself on the Diabolic, grunting in pain and on his knees. "W-where am I...?" he asked himself, and then he looked up: Emperor Diabolica was standing right in front of him. "Emperor Diabolica! I knew this was all you!"

"Hello to you too, Naruto. I'm so glad you decided to drop by." the Emperor taunted smugly.

"What do you want from me?" Naruto asked, not getting an immediate answer. "ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!"

Diabolica let out a long hard laugh. "You haven't caught on yet, have you? To the fact that there must be an important reason you're here? Well, since you asked...you are here for a very special project, Red Ranger. One that I can use to turn you against your teammates." At this, he turned to Circe and Kraky. "Restrain him." At this, the two lackeys brought out a large restraining table and strapped down a struggling Naruto. "Oh, and one more thing before we begin: don't even think about morphing. I made sure that in case any of you were to come aboard, I put an anti-molecular transmutation field around my ship."

Meanwhile, back at the Juice Bar, the other Rangers were looking around for Naruto. They were not having any luck so far, but then Toby saw Blackhawk walking back in. Maybe he knew where Naruto was. "Hey, Blackhawk!" Toby said, running up to the avian. "Do you know where Naruto is?"

 
Blackhawk looked at him questioningly. "No, I thought he was with you guys last time I saw. Why?"

At this, Toby became nervous and his eyes darted back and forth, trying to come up with an excuse. All that came out though was "Ummm...uhhh..."

His expression serious, Blackhawk lowered his voice to a whisper. "...I know you're the Power Rangers."

Everyone's eyes widened, and their mouths clenched into an alerted expression. "WHAT?!" All five shouted in shock. Blackhawk shushed them so that attention wouldn't center on them, lest their secret be known to everyone.

"Yes, I know your secret." he continued. "But I'm not going to tell it to anyone else, since I promised a little robot that I wouldn't. When I make a promise, I keep my word."

"Ohohoh!" Pinkie piped up. "I keep my promises too! I call them Pinkie Promises! Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!" At this, she did a few motions, indicating each phrase.

"Yeeeaaahhh..." Lettuce said, looking at Pinkie then at Blackhawk. "So, our friend Alpha 8 told you our secret?"

"No," Blackhawk stated. "Do you remember last Christmas, when Toby starred in A Christmas Carol?"

"Oh, yeah...that was when Cursed Kringle attempted to take over Core Earth after he betrayed Emperor Diabolica." Usagi said.

"I remember now! He ended up revealing our identities to everyone, and then Emperor Diabolica erased everyone's memories." Lettuce said.

"...Except mine." Blackhawk said. "After Emperor Diabolica killed Cursed Kringle, I spoke to Alpha, and he told me that somehow my memories were preserved and to consider it a little Christmas gift from me to him."

Toby simply nodded. "Now, back to the task at hand, we need to find Naruto."

"Right," Blackhawk said. "Did anything unusual happen when you were fighting a monster?"

"...Now that you mention it, he teleported out when we defeated that fish-monster earlier." Toby said.

"And the monster was really weak. Usually, the battles take longer." Usagi said. "But what does that have to do with Naruto going missing?"

"Wait a minute...the monster was really weak and Naruto teleported randomly...I have an idea: what if Emperor Diabolica was just distracting us, and had a bigger plan involving Naruto?" Pinkie suggested.

"Pinkie, you're a genius!" Toby said, patting her on the head. "We need to get to the Command Center and warn Omnus!"

"Right!" the others said.

As all this was going on, however, Diabolica's plan was already underway. Circe, Kraky, Vipera, and Baphomet were gathered, watching Naruto struggle. Drako, meanwhile, stood by awaiting orders. "Crew of the Diabolic," the Emperor began. "We are gathered here to witness the birth of our newest member: the Blood Ranger! Drako, if you will, extract a Bloodbeast soul."

At this, Drako's eyes widened in fear. "M-my Emperor, the forces of Chaos are not to be messed with! This could have apocalyptic conseque-"

"SILENCE!" Diabolica screeched. "DO AS I SAY, OR YOU WILL BE PUNISHED SEVERELY!" Seeing that Emperor Diabolica was serious, Drako understood that he had no choice in the matter, but the Emperor would soon learn that there were things those of the material plane were not meant to know. Going into his chambers, Drako summoned a soul, which resembled a reddish glowing orb, and then retrieved what resembled a golden syringe. Transferring the soul into the syringe, Drako handed it to Diabolica.

"AND NOW, RED RANGER, PREPARE TO BECOME MY NEWEST MINION!" Diabolica shouted, injecting the needle into Naruto's arm. Immediately, his body began to pulsate, his skin starting to harden and turn red. Naruto's hair receded until he has bald, as if the hair growth was reversing. His iris and pupils shrunk, then darkened as a visor-like ring formed around his eyes. Naruto's hands began to trans form into claws, the bones cracking and rearranging themselves as such. His feet became boot-like as his toes fused together and his skin continued hardening into an armor. He was not morphing, but physically transforming into a new and demonic Ranger form, aware of it and screaming, even as his mouth literally started to shrink and form the mouth part of what could be called the helmet. When the process was finished, Naruto now resembled a more terrifying form of his Red Ranger suit. His skin was now a deep crimson armor, with the symbol of Core Earth on the chest replaced with what resembled an eight-point star, with the points themselves replaced with eight arrows. This was the symbol of Chaos itself, undivided. Naruto promptly proceeded to break out of the restraints and rose to face Emperor Diabolica.

"IT WORKED!" the Emperor shouted with glee. "Blood Ranger, as my newest minion, I'd like you to take up the task and succeed where these idiots-" At this the Emperor felt his windpipe close up, and all that could be heard was  a wheezing choke and gag as Naruto had begun to choke him, using newfound psychic powers.

"No, Emperor Diabolica..." Naruto said, his voice having become deep and gravelly as a result of his transformation. "It is you who are the idiot. You honestly thought that you could control the forces of Chaos? Don't make me laugh. The Chaos Gods see you as a joke: you are petty and selfish, not caring for those you serve you, nor for the interests of your empire. You only care for yourself. But I am not going to kill you. I am going to keep you alive, just so you can watch me succeed at what you've failed to do...conquer all of reality." Diabolica was immediately thrown across the room, slamming his head against a wall and being knocked out as a result. Turning to the others, the Blood Ranger growled, "Do not follow me, for I will return to deal with you later. Now, however, I have a certain team of heroes I need to take care of." And so, he teleported away.

After a moment of silence, Vipera was the first to speak. "We must go after him." she hissed.

"Huh?" Circe and Kraky replied, confused.

"You heard me. We must go after him. Otherwise, how can WE take over Core Earth ourselves?!"

"My sentiments exactly!" Baphomet said. "Quickly! We must teleport to Core Earth!" And so, the four did, leaving Drako alone. Turning towards the ship's screen, he let out a sigh, and began speaking to Diabolica's unconscious body.

"I'd hate to say it, my Emperor. But you are indeed a petty and selfish fool. I warned you that your plan would have consequences, and I was right. Now you have not only put the Rangers in danger, but your own minions and the entire multiverse as well. That is why I intend to clean up your mess by allying myself with the Rangers. You may not understand, or even comprehend why I'm doing this, but it's for your own good. Farewell." He then teleported to Core Earth, the Diabolic now abandoned for the moment...kind of. 

Meanwhile, Naruto had teleported himself to the Command Center, where Omnus and Alpha were waiting. "Hello, mentor." he greeted sarcastically. Omnus looked up at him, a look of shock on his face.

"By the gods..." he muttered. "It can't be...it's far too early for Chaos to make itself known." Turning to Alpha, he shouted, "ALPHA! WE MUST EVACUATE THE COMMAND CENTER IMMEDIATELY!"

"Ay-yi-yi!" the little robot panicked. "Where are we going to go?!"

"To the deepest level of the Command Center: the Power Chamber." Omnus said. "There is a hidden elevator to the right. It will take you directly to the Chamber. I will hold the intruder off, just long enough so that you can make it."

"B-but Omnus...that's Naruto you're fighting!" Alpha said, worried.

"No. That is but a servant of Chaos, using Naruto as a puppet. Hurry!" Alpha nodded, opening the elevator door and getting in. Naruto lunged forward, but was grabbed by the leg by Omnus and pulled back. With a grunt, Naruto fell, face on the floor. Getting up, he attempted to punch Omnus, who countered with a block, then a kickflip.

"Impressive." Naruto said. "If I can't defeat you physically, maybe I can defeat you mentally!" Unleashing a psychic attack, it hit Omnus, who screamed and held his head in pain. This seemed to work, until Naruto fell back also holding his head. Omnus got up and smirked.

"You forget one thing, Chaos servant. I have protected myself against your kind for thousands of years, and I will not stop now or ever." With that, Omnus made his way to the elevator, which began to descend. Naruto decided to use the last trick up his sleeve: cut off all power and communications. That way, he reasoned, the Rangers would have no way to communicate with their mentor so that they couldn't find a solution to their upcoming defeat. If he was lucky, maybe he could trap Omnus in the elevator. Unfortunately for him, it was too late to do the latter, but he succeeded in doing the former by destroying the building's computers. Satisfied with his work, Naruto teleported out, just as the Rangers were coming.

When the Rangers and Blackhawk arrived, they found that the Command Center was pitch-black. "Odd..." Blackhawk said. "I thought it'd be...brighter."

"Yeah, no shit, Sherlock." Toby said. "...And where are Omnus and Alpha? They're usually always here."

"Maybe their in another part of the building." Lettuce suggested. "See if you can communicate with them."

Toby nodded, trying to oprn communications, but got no answer. "...It's dead. Looks like we can't get any help in this. And we still haven't found Naruto."

"Wait...I hear something outside." Usagi said. "Maybe hope isn't lost after all."

"Usagi's right. There is something outside. Maybe it's Naruto looking for us." Blackhawk said.

Nodding, Toby teleported the six of them out...only to be confronted by the Blood Ranger. "Well, well, well. I've been looking all over for you guys." he bragged.

"Naruto...what happened to you?!" Toby said, shocked.

"Nothing you need to worry about...since these are about your last moments to live." Naruto said, firing a beam  at all six, knocking them forward. "Now," he said, walking forward and materializing a large sword. "prepare to die." Before he could land the final blow, however, Blackhawk flew at him, quite literally, letting out a predatory screech as he punched Naruto quite hard. Naruto grunted, looking at his assailant. "You dare attack me? Just who do you think you are?"

"I am a bringer a light, a balancer between might and magic, good and evil. I am Blackhawk Little, practicer of the ancient Woo Foo art, and it is you who are facing your last moments, daemon. Who do you serve, bringer of Chaos? The Blood God? The Changer of Ways? The Lord of Decay? Perhaps even She Who Thirsts?" Blackhawk proclaimed, staring Naruto down.

"I serve no one, mortal. I serve only Chaos Undivided. And my only desire is to destroy this pathetic reality, make it my own realm within the Warp." Naruto said, giving the impression of a smirk though he had no mouth.

"I won't let you!" Blackhawk shouted, gearing up for another attack. As he did, though, Naruto teleported to a spot where he was out of reach for Blackhawk.

"Do not waste your breath, I have no time for you." he said. "But if you wish to try and defeat me, then your pitiful challenge is accepted." And so, he teleported away for the last time.

Toby sighed. "...We can't defeat him. We'll lose for sure."

"...Not all hope is lost." said a voice. The Rangers and Blackhawk looked in the direction from where it came, and saw Drako in front of them. "I am Drako, creator of Bloodbeasts, servant to the Changer of Ways, and-"

"Wait...YOU'RE the guy who's been creating Bloodbeasts for Emperor Diabolica?! So you knew of this plan all along!" Toby accused.

"Well, y-yes and no..." Drako began, but was once again interrupted, this time by Blackhawk.

"...And you serve one of the Chaos Gods as well? You aren't making a very good case here, pal."

"I assure you that while I serve Tzeentch-" Drako continued, but Blackhawk interrupted again.

"DON'T SAY THEIR NAMES!" he shouted. "It gives Them power, and that's something I don't want happening. Understand?"

Drako nodded. "As I was saying, while I do serve Him, I did not know of Emperor Diabolica's plan. In fact, I abhor simply using Chaos without an understanding or a purpose."

"But how can we trust you?" Lettuce asked.

"I am versed in the inherent magic of the Warp, and may have a solution to your problems. As to what it ia, that would be telling, wouldn't it?"

"I don't know..." Usagi said.

"I think we can trust him." Pinkie said, as everyone but Drako turned to look at her. "Think about it. Naruto's too powerful for us to take on at the moment, and we can't talk to Omnus and Alpha, so we can't find a way out of this so easily."

"You got me." Toby said. "...He can join us, but he has to promise not to betray us, backstab us, or any kind of thing like that."

"I make no promises." Drako said. "But I can least try."

"...Close enough." Toby said. "BACK TO ACTION!"

When we last left our heroes, they were gearing up to hunt for Naruto and prevent him from conquering Core Earth. The problem was that they didn't have a plan, and they didn't know where he had gone to, so they were very much stuck. "I think," Drako said. "that we should start looking for Baphomet, Vipera, Circe, and Kraky."

"Are they after Naruto too?" Toby asked.

"Yes." Drako replied. "They're after the same thing he is: conquest of this planet."

"That's bad." Usagi said.

"Obviously." Blackhawk said. "We should probably take care of those four first before we deal with Naruto."

"Excellent idea." Drako said. "Though there is a disadvantage."

"And what, pray tell, is that?"

"There is a definite chance that the daemon controlling him will become more powerful." Drako said. 

"Thrn that's a risk we'll have to take." Blackhawk said.

"Oh, all right." Drako sighed.

"Now that that's settled, where do we start looking?" Usagi asked.

"I am...not sure." Drako said. "I apologize."

"Oh, it's no trouble." Usagi said. "I was just asking."

And so, the seven pondered. And pondered. And pondered some more, until Blackhawk thought of something. "I hate to say this, and I really do, but do you have some sort of tracking magic we can use to find Naruto and the others?"

"As a matter of fact, I do." Drako said, cracking his knuckles. "Watch and learn.

O Deo forti in magica,

ut ad me in semita Baphometus!"

Once the incantation was done, everyone looked at him. "Well?" Toby asked. "Where's Baphomet?"

"...He seems to be located in the vicinity of a stadium." Drako said. 

"A stadium, huh?" Lettuce asked. "I wonder what he's be doing there."

"Knowing Baphomet, it's likely that it has something to do with blood sport." Drako replied. "That is never a good sign."

Meanwhile, above Coastal Falls, the Blood Ranger simply observed the city, pondering to himself. As if by intution, he suddenly rose his head to the sky, almost like he was looking up at something. "Diabolica's right hand...he is preparing something. As are the Rangers. I must kill them all." And with that, he teleported.

However, deep within his mind, something stirred within the Blood Ranger's subconcious: Naruto. The blonde ninja sat beneath a large cherry tree surrounded by a verdant field, the expanse infinite. He had his eyes closed, with his fists together, deep in meditation. He didn't like sitting here, knowing that the thing controlling his body was going after his friends in some psychotic bid for conquest. He had to break free of this facade of a prison. But how...? Coming out of nowhere, he heard a voice: "Hello, Naruto." The ninja slowly opened his eyes to see a large creature resembling a nine-tailed red fox, only more...demonic. With a yelp, Naruto pinned himself against the tree in surprise, cherry leaves falling around him.

"K-kurama?" he asked. "Is that really you?"

"Yes, it's me." the kitsune spoke deeply. "It is good to see you."

"Why are you here?" Naruto said.

"Can't I speak to my old friend?" Kurama replied snarkily.

"Don't bullshit me, Kurama. Why are you here?" Naruto repeated, his tone more serious.

"I thought I might help you. You are in quite the pickle, aren't you boy?"

"...Yeah, I am. Why?"

"I think I may have a solution."

"A solution? What kind?"

"That would be telling."

Deciding not to press the matter further (as he knew Kurama would not tell him if he kept it up), Naruto asked one final question: "Why didn't you ever contact me after I became a Ranger? You don't like me having any other power besides yours, right?"

"You're right, I don't. As for why I allow you to keep these new powers of yours, I am not certain. All I know is that it has something to do with fate."

"Fate?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, fate." Kurama answered, starting to walk away.

"WAIT!" Naruto shouted.

"Hm? What now? Make it quick, I have no time to waste."

"Where are you going?"

"To formulate my plan further."

"...Goodbye, Kurama."

"Goodbye, Naruto. We will meet again soon enough."

And with that, Naruto sat back under the tree, closing his eyes in meditation.

Back in Coastal Falls, the six heroes and Drako found themselves standing at the gates of the local stadium. From what they could see, there was nobody there but two Imps standing guard. One looked to the other, who just nodded. The first moved over to a speaker, and pressed a large button at the bottom center with its palm. "Sir," it spoke in a somewhat squeaky voice. "the Rangers are here, just as promised. And they've brought a couple of friends with them."

"Friends, hmmm?" Baphomet asked, his voice coming from the other end. "This'll make it more fun." When Baphomet finished speaking, a loud buzz was heard and the gates slowly opened with a slight creak. Walking in, the group found themselves staring at an empty field, with Baphomet standing in front of a microphone. "Welcome, Rangers! And what do we have here...Drako? I knew you couldn't resist betraying Diabolica!"

"I'm not." Drako answered. "Believe me, Baphomet, I am still loyal to the Emperor. I am simply cleaning up his mess." Sure he may have said it...but deep down, did he mean it?

"Whatever!" Baphomet said. "And, uh, who're you?" he asked Blackhawk.

"Who am I?" Blackhawk chuckled. "Who am I? I am Blackhawk Little, Woo Foo Knight, and your worst nightmare."

"Oh, please. I've faced dust mites tougher than you." Baphomet replied sarcastically.

"...Try me." Blackhawk shot back.

"Oh, I will." Baphomet said. "As I was saying, welcome, Rangers, to my gladiator arena! Your challenge for today will consist of fighting...Imps!"

Lettuce groaned. "Imps? You've gotta be kidding."

"This gonna be a piece of cake." Toby bragged.
"Yeah." Usagi grinned. "Bring it."
"Mmm, cake!" Pinkie said, licking her lips. Upon realizing what was going on around her her expression changed to one of getting pumped for battle. "I mean, GRR!"
"You think this'll be easy, don't you?" Baphomet asked, smiling wickedly. "Well, that's where you're wrong! Each of you will be given a group of seven Imps to fight, totaling up to 49! When you're finished, you'll be presented with the real challenge: combat against me! That is, if you can make it that far!"

"If I may iterrupt," came a voice. "I'd like to participate in your little challenge." That voice...it couldn't be...the Blood Ranger.

Baphomet let out a laugh. "Ooh, eight of you now? That means the total number of Imps will cone out to 64! How fun!"

"...64 of your cannon fodder will be no skin off my back." the Blood Ranger bragged. "As for your claims of being a mighty warrior, General Baphomet...Lord Khorne used to admire you. Given how you've failed in battle against these pitiful fools many a time, I'd say that you have fallen out of favor with Him."

"I HAVE NOT!" Baphomet screamed, summoning an army of 64 Imps. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

"SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!" the Imp army finished, charging forward in a wave of red.

"Quickly, guys! We can make this easier on ourselves by summoning our Power Weapons!" Toby shouted.

"Right!" the others said.

"WATER AX!"

"EARTH MACE!"

"WIND STAFF!"

"DIAMOND BOOMERANG!"

Whispering to himself, the Blood Ranger said only two words: "Daemon Blade", and a rather large sword appeared, the center filled with holes and razor-sharp spikes at the sides of the hilt. The sword's handle was emblazoned with the symbol of Chaos Undivided, and the true names of the Chaos Gods: Kharnath. Tchar. Neigel. Slaaneth. Surrounding the sword were flames of mixed colors of red, blue, green, and purple, all created from the screaming souls of the damned, their wails of bloodlust, horror, sickness and pleasure even able to be heard amongst the noise of the battlefield.

As the battle was going on, each of the eight had different methods of attack, all brutal and violent. Blackhawk used a combination of magic and physical moves to beat the Imps into a mushy paste, Toby used his ax to dismember his opponents piece by piece, Lettuce gored them with his mace, Usagi beat hers to death with brute force, Pinkie finished her foes by decapitating them, Drako fired spells that seemed to melt the Imps, and the Blood Ranger simply cleaved through hordes of Imps, the blade sending them immediately to the Warp. From above, the sound of rumbling could be heard, and the slaughter immediately stopped, as if to investigate what was going on. What they saw next sent shockwaves through everyone: Vipera, on her motorcycle, literally flew into the center of battle and scooped up Baphomet, placing him onto the back seat. Turning to the Rangers, she said only one thing.

"...Rangers, I challenge you to a race."

"A race, huh?" Toby asked. "What's the catch here?"

"That would be telling, wouldn't it?" Vipera asked with a giggle. "I only expect you to be there quite soon. If you aren't, well...let's just say your pitiful city is doomed."
Blackhawk growled. "No...we won't let you! We won't let you destroy the city!"

"Well, then." Vipera taunted. "You'd better hurry, then. I know I am." And with a burst of purple flame, Vipera and Baphomet went away.

"...You heard them." Lettuce said. "We have to hurry."

"Oh, I don't think so." the Blood Ranger stated. "You will not be going anywhere...except to the Warp, where you will be the playthings of the Gods for all eternity." With that, he presented his Daemon Blade. "Do you accept your fate, or will your cowardice overtake you, allowing me to slaughter you easier?"

"...We accept." Lettuce said confidently, causing everyone else to give him a look.

"Lettuce, are you crazy?!" Blackhawk asked. "He's a daemon!"

"He isn't." Lettuce said. "He's our friend. And we have to help him break that thing's hold over him."

"It's suicide!" Toby protested.

"You're nuts!" Usagi said.

"...It's worth a try." Pinkie agreed.

"Yes, I agree." Drako said honestly.

"You do?!" everyone else asked, surprised.

"Yes." Drako explained. "If we can distract him long enough, I might be able to implement what I have planned."

"Which is...?" Blackhawk asked.

"An exorcism." Drako replied matter-of-factly. This caused surprised expressions of shock among the others, but Drako reassured them. "Do not worry. If we can distract him long enough, I may abe able to safely excise the daemon from his body."

"That's actually not a bad idea." Blackhawk said. "I say we do it."

"Wait..." Toby said. "Blackhawk, if you get struck by his sword, you'll be sent into the Warp."

"Don't worry." Blackhawk said. "I've faced Chaos before, and I can do it again."

Having grown tired of waiting, the Blood Ranger suddenly charged forward and stuck all seven, knocking them back and sending a shower of explosions and sparks everywhere. "Pathetic." he said. "And to think, I gave you a fighting chance and you wasted it by standing around."

"But we aren't down for the count. We still have our Power Weapons! WATER AX!" Toby shouted. The Blood Ranger still stood, despite the attack.

"Hold on, let me try." Lettuce said. "EARTH MACE!" Still nothing.

"WIND STAFF!" Nada.

"DIAMOND BOOMERANG!" ...Nope.

All of the attacks did not seem to phase their enemy, and he just stood there. Scoffing the Blood Ranger stared them down. "...See you at the race." he taunted before teleporting away once again.

"Damn, I thought that would work." Toby cursed.

"Chin up." Drako said. "We will be able to defeat him soon enough.

"How do you know?" Usagi asked.

"That would be telling, wouldn't it?" Drako asked.

"I guess." she admitted.

"We gotta hurry!" Pinkie said. "The race is about the start!"

"How do you know that?" Blackhawk said.

"Just a hunch." With that, all seven teleported.

When they arrived, they found themselves in the middle of a large spiraling racetrack, five looping roads in all. There were two large bleachers overlooking the track, the only people sitting  on them being Circe and Kraky on the left, and Drako on the right. Above each bleacher were two signs, one reading US and the other reading RANGERS. "Greetings, Rangers, and...whoever you are!" Vipera announced.

"My name is Blackhawk Little." the tall bird answered dryly. "And you are...?"

At this, Vipera scoffed, obviously shocked that someone as lowly as he would not know of her beauty! "Who AM I?! I AM VIPERA, EMPEROR DIABOLICA'S MOST CUNNING SERVANT, FUTURE RULER OF NEO-AUSTRAILASIA AND GODDESS, AND LOVER TO BAPHOMET!"

"...You're full of hot air, that's for sure." Blackhawk snarked under his breath.

"Anyway...Rangers and friend! This race is...rather unique. As you can see, the racing field is not one huge track, but rather five separate tracks, each complete with its own finish line. Your goal is to see who can get to the end of their track first." Vipera explained with a smirk.

"That simple?" Toby asked. He wasn't too sure about this...there had to be a catch.

"Of course! Would I lie to you?" Vipera asked.

"Yes. Yes you would." Lettuce replied. 

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." Vipera said. "Anyways...get ready! Or not, since you don't have any rides!"

"That's where you're wrong, Vipera!" Toby said. "ICE SMASHER!" he shouted, summoning his Power Vehicle.

"VERDE AEROPLANE!" Lettuce followed.

"ELECTRIC SHOCKER!" Pinkie and Usagi said in unison.

"Very impressive," Vipera commented. "But you're still short one vehicle. I like playing fair sometimes, you know."

"Wait..." Pinkie said. "I have an idea! A realy good idea! A superduperloopertrooper-"

"We get it, Pinkie." Lettuce said. "What is it?"

"What if Blackhawk drove the Fire Blazer?"

"That doesn't sound bad, actually. Blackhawk, can you drive?" Lettuce asked.

"Of course I can." Blackhawk said.

"OK then. You've seen us summon our vehicles, so you know what to do." Toby said.

"Right. FIRE BLAZER!"

"Now that that is settled, we can begin the race. On your marks, get set-"

"Wait." came the voice of the Blood Ranger. "I declare myself the fifth participant."

"..." Vipera stared, her plan of destroying the Rangers once and for all derailed. On the other hand, the Blood Ranger had that same goal in mind. Perhaps she could use this to her advantage. Ooh, Vipera thought. This will be fun. "You may enter." she said. "But you need a vehicle."

"Not to worry." said the Blood Ranger. "Chaos Racer." he muttered, summoning what looked to be a Formula One racer made out of flesh and metal. Blood rushed through the vehicle, and is chugged out multicolored flame.

"That's...rather amazing." Vipera commrnted. "Now, we can begin. On your marks, get set, GO!" At this everyone zoomed off, the race starting out pretty normally. That is, until a squadron of Imps appeared, five in all, on each track. 

"Oh, crap." Toby muttered. "I KNEW Vipera had a trick up her sleeve." The Imps on Toby's track promptly jumped onto him, almost causing him to crash. However, he kept one hand on the wheel...and with the other, began punching one Imp in the face, while at the same time shaking and tilting so that the others would fall off onto the road, then backtracking and crushing them beneath the Ice Smasher's wheels. Once the Imps were finished, Toby was confronted with a new, or rather old foe. "Road Hog?!" he shouted in surprise as said monster rode up next to him.

"That's right!" the leather coated punkish pig grunted. "Miss me, Blue Ranger?"

"B-but how?" Toby stammered.

"That would be telling." Road Hog snorted, ramming into Toby rather hard.

Toby growled and rammed back into Road Hog. Back and forth, back and forth...this went on for a while, until Toby had enough, and launched his Freeze Ray, freezing Road Hog solid. With a crash, the pig and his mototcycle broke into shards, which clued Toby onto something not being right.

Meanwhile, Lettuce zoomed through the air in the Aeroplane when he caught a glimpse of his track's Imps crawling all over his plane like gremlins. "...Oh boy." Lettuce said, faceflippering. Doing a barrel roll and watching the Imps fall to the ground, the penguin thought his troubles were over. That is, until General Skeleton appeared on the plane's wing and proceeding to crawl into the cockpit. After rubbing his eyes a couple of times to make sure he wasn't seeing things, Lettuce screamed. "HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!"

"I am." General Skeleton bragged. "Your point?"

Lettuce did not answer, but simply grabbed General Skeleton's head, snapped it off of his neck, and proceeded to toss both out of the cockpit. "FIRE ENERGY MISSILE TORPEDOS!" he shouted, firing the weapons at Skeleton, destroying his head in a fiery explosion. The general's body crumbled into dust immediately afterward.

Meanwhile, Usagi and Pinkie had encountered their squadron of Imps, and handily dealt with them via their car's electric shocks. What they weren't expecting, however, was to see two monsters, both familiar to them: Greedy Goat and Sciance. "Them?!" Usagi asked in surprise. "But how?!"

"I dunno, Usagi." Pinkie commented. "But something weird's going on, and we're gonna find out what. Now let's fibish these two with..."

Together, the duo said, "ELECTRIC CHARGE, STRIKE!", and activated the attack in question. Greedy Goat and Sciance both exploded from the jolts of electricity going through their bodies, being taken down easily.

Blackhawk, on the other hand, was having a harder time. That was to be expected when you were having to drive and fight Imps at the same time, focus constantly shifting between enemies and the road. Eventually, however, all the Imps were defeated, and a new enemy appeared in front of Blackhawk: Unirex. "Whoa," he muttered. "who the heck, or rather WHAT the heck, are you?"

"Your doom." Unirex growled, and he began drilling into the front of the Fire Blazer. Blackhawk promptly punched him off, but Unirex got back up and gripped onto the hood. Seeing no other choice, Blackhawk activated Fire Blaze, setting Unirex alight and melting his horn. Swerving hard so that the burning corpse was now lying on the road, Blackhawk continued on.

The Blood Ranger, however, had the far easiest time defeating the Imps on his track: he simply disembowled them, snapped their necks, among other fatal methods. Once they were finished, he was confronted with a very familiar enemy: Emperor Sphinx. "Ah, if it isn't Naruto." the cat-faced monster greeted.

"Naruto is dead." the Blood Ranger replied. "I am the Blood Ranger, conqueror of reality. You don't scare me in the slightest."

"Oh, and that's supposed to scare me? Bring it." Sphinx taunted.

"Challenged accepted." the Blood Ranger shot back, and began driving forward towards his opponent at the speed of light. As he did, somehow, the Blood Ranger disappeared for a single moment, and Naruto returned. Thinking quickly, Naruto rammed the Chaos Racer into the side, of a barrier, and jumped out. 

"Ah." Emperor Sphinx taunted. "You've decided to face me on foot. How cute." Those were his last words as Naruto struck him hard in the chest, causing him to explode. At that point, the Blood Ranger returned and Naruto disappeared. "Pathetic." said the Blood Ranger. "Killed by a single punch."

From the sidelines, Vipera observed all of these battles. "They may have defeated my fake monsters, but I have one last ace in the hole." At this, she converged on the four Power Vehicles. "Congratulations, Rangers. You overcame your foes."

"So YOU were behind this." Lettuce stated. "I knew this had your smell all over it."

"That explains why Road Hog went down so easily." Toby said. "He was..."

"...just a fake, created from magic, courtesy of Circe." Vipera finished. "Aren't I brilliant?"

"You're a cheater, that's for sure." Blackhawk said. 

"Cheater, brilliant, same thing." Vipera said. "Now, since you've defeated those six monsters, you have one more challenge to face: moi."

Blackhawk snorted. "Easy."

"We'll see." Vipera said, summoning her motorcycle and speeding off. The others quickly went after her, then Toby suddenly had an idea.

"What if we combined all of our vehicles into one?" he asked, turning to Lettuce.

"Good idea." Lettuce replied. 

"Wait, can you do that?" Blackhawk asked, confused.

"Dunno." Usagi said. "But it's worth a shot."

"Right." Toby said.

"FORM MEGARACER!" all except Blackhawk said. The Ice Smasher attached itself to the back of the Fire Blazer, creating the Megaracer's large body. The Electric Shocker split into two vehicles, one yellow and one pink, both of which became sidecars with a cannon on each, respectively. Finally, the Verde Aeroplane attached itself to the top of the Megaracer, adding the last component: a laser beam.

Vipera slowly turned around and muttered a single "Oh, fuck." That was when the Rangers and Blackhawk unleased the Megaracer Blast, destroying Vipera's motorcycle and leaving it a charred black husk. With a growl, Vipera hissed, "You will pay for that, Rangers. Mark. My. Wordssss." With that, she teleported away, along with Circe, Kraky, and Baphomet.

"Congratulations, Rangers!" Drako said as they pulled over to the right bleacher. "But I don't think this is over yet."

"It is not." the Blood Ranger whispered from afar. "The final battle draws nigh, and I will be the victor."

At Vipera's racetrack, the Rangers, Blackhawk, and Drako were budy discussing events to come. "I fear that the final battle is to commence rather soon." Drako said in a foreboding tone.

"Let me guess...fate told you?" Blackhawk asked sarcastically.

"Not only that." Drako replied. "But the circumstances seem right as well."

"Drako has a point." Lettuce said. "Why else would Vipera and the others teleport away like that?"

"Because they're planning something?" Usagi guessed.

"Exactly." Drako said. 

"And, what if what they're planning is one last battle?" Pinkie pointed out.

"Then we'd better hurry." Blackhawk said. "This could be our chance to cure Naruto."

"Right!" the others said, driving away in the Megaracer.

"Oh, by the Chaos Gods, I hope all goes well..." Drako muttered before teleporting.

"Yes..." the Blood Ranger said, still far from the others. "Things will go well, but not for you." With a laugh, he teleported as well, leaving the racetrack barren.

Meanwhile, Vipera, Baphomet, Circe, and Kraky teleported to a warehouse district, pondering on what they should do next to defeat the Rangers. "Perhaps we stop playing games," Baphomet suggested. "and finally end this."

"Agreed, Baphomet. We'll face the Rangers in one last battle." Vipera said. "Circe, Kraky? What do you think?"

"I'm game!" Circe said excitedly.

"But it'll be five against one!" Kraky protested, which was met with a hard slap upside the head from Vipera.

"You idiot! I was talking about the Rangers themselves, not that Blackhawk fellow." she hissed.

"Sorry." Kraky apologized.

"Save your apologies for later, dummy." Circe said. "We have to get ready in case the Rangers show up."

"Oh, thry'll show up." Baphomet reassured. "And then we'll kill those spandex-wearing idiots once and for all!"

Soon enough, the Rangers did show up, with Drako in tow. "Are you absolutely sure you guys won't need help?" Blackhawk asked as he watched the four Rangers get out of the Megaracer.

"We might need help...but I'm sure we can take care of 'em." Toby said.

"OK, but Drako and I'll be here in case Naruto shows up."

"Thanks, guys." Usagi said.

"Sorry to inteerupt," Circe said. "But can we get this battle started already? I'm getting impatient."

"Fine." said Toby. "You wanna battle? We will fucking battle. It's morphin' time!" STEGOSAURUS!"

"TRICERATOPS!"

"ANKYLOSAURUS!"

"HADROSAURUS!"

"POWER RANGERS!" Cue explosion.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, flashy intro and what not." Baphomet said, summoning the usual squadron of Imps. The Rangers got into position and launched themselves at the Imps, each of them having a different method of attack. Toby forewent the usual kung fu moves and pulled out his Water Ax, striking at his foes. Lettuce began launching himself at the Imps, knocking some over like bowling pins. Usagi and Pinkie took out the last ones by synchronizing their moves.

"Impressive how you can take out an entire squadron of Imps with only just four of you." Viprts bragged.  "But are you ready to face us?"

"Bring it." Toby challenged.

"Challenge accepted." Vipera shouted as she swiped at the Blue Ranger. Toby quickly jumped out of the way, striking at her with his Water Ax. Vipera proceeded to block that attack, then countered with a quick but hard punch. Toby quickly fell back, but got back up and did a kickflip, slamming her into a wall and knocking her out for the time being.

Lettuce, meanwhile, faced off with Baphomet. Getting an idea, Lettuce charged at thr goat-creature as if to headbutt. Taking this as a challenge, Baphomet got onto all fours and charged as well, which was exactly what Lettuce wanted. Before the goat could react, Lettuce suddenly did a backflip, then an air somersault, and landed on Baphomet's back. Panicking, Baphomet let out a grunt-bleat as Lettuce grabbed onto his horns and rode him like a bull. As Baphomet began running and trying to shake Lettuce off, the penguin began ramming him into walls, stunning him over and over. Soon, a combination of exhaustion and dizziness from his head being rammed caused Baphomet to faint. Lettuce got off of him, rather tired himself but satisfied with his handiwotk.

Pinkie and Usagi, much like the Imps before, decided to team up against Circe and Kraky. While Circe began firing msgivsl balls at Pinkie, Kraky took on Usagi in hand to hand combat. Pinkie, in response to Circe attempting to attack her, quite literally began punching the attacks right back. Kraky counterattacked Usagi by spawning a pair of tentacles and wrapping them around her body tightly, crushing the air out of her. Noticing her friend was in trouble, Pinkie quickly summoned the Diamond Boomerang and tossed it, cutting off Kraky's tentacles and freeing Usagi. Usagi wasted no time in taking revenge summoning her Wind Staff and striking Kraky on the head with it, knocking him out. Pinkie fibished off Circe by launching her boomerang at the latter's magical attack, which reversed it and knocked the pig-witch unconcious. 

Drako quickly walked over and cast a spell that teleported the quartet of villains back to the Diabolic, along with a charm that would disable their teleportation ailities for a short time. "It's over." Toby breathed a sigh of relief. "It's finally over."

"Not yet it isn't." said the Blood Ranger, teleporting in. "Prepare to die."

"...It ends here, Naruto." Toby said, getting into a fighting position. "Give up."

"Never." the Blood Ranger said. "Not until you are all dead and reality is conquered."

"Please, Naruto." Usagi begged as tears began to well in desperation. "We're your friends. Let us help you." This seemed to trigger something in Naruto, something...positive, and for a brief moment, that true personality, that of the kind and goofy leader that all of them came to know and love, shined through. Suddenly, inspiration struck Toby: if they could bring back positive memories, then perhaps it might distract Naruto long enough for Drako to get the daemon away from his body.

"Naruto," the Blue Ranger spoke up. "Do you remember when we helped Lettuce conquer his fear of heights?"

"Naruto, 'member when you overcame your arrogance to defeat Emperor Sphinx? Oh, I 'member!" Lettuce said.

"Ooh! Naruto, remember when you helped me raise money for Core Earth's homeless?" Pinkie piped up. 

"Naruto, do you remember when you helped me study for my English test? I couldn't thank you enough for that." Usagi said with a smile under her helmet.

"Y-yes." Naruto replied, falling to his knees. "I...remember..." Suddenly, his voice reverted back to that of the Blood Ranger's. "...Actually, I don't. Your so-called leader is dead, and that he shall remain. I am the ruler of this world, and none of you will stand in my way. And the sad thing is...I don't think your 'leader' ever even liked you." At this, Usagi broke down in tears, and Toby hung his head.

"I'm sorry..." he muttered. "I tried to be a good leader and I failed. I let everyone down. Especially you and Omnus. I am so, so sorry..."

Meanwhile, down in Naruto's subconcious, the blonde ninja stopped meditating, and opened his eyes. "Kurama." he said. "I'm ready."

"Excellent." the kitsune said. "Our plan starts now."

As the team despaired, a familiar voice shouted out...Naruto's. "NO MORE!" he shouted. Everyone just looked at him in stunned silence. "NO MORE! GET THIS DAEMON-THING OUT OF MY BODY NOW!" Taking this as his cue, Drako restrained Naruto in case the daemon were to take control of him once again, and uttered the following words:

"Deorum potens misericordia Dei tota est aliqua et chaos belli,

excisus est daemonem in omnia saecula!"

Once the spell was said, a glow surrounded Naruto, and he turned back to normal. Groaning, he got up, as if he were incredibly exhausted. "Guys...? What happened?" Upon seeing he was OK, the other Rangers pulled their leader into a hug, glad to have him back. Their happy reunion, however, was interrupted by yet another loud yell from Naruto, who was now gripping his head in pain. 

"Naruto, what's wrong? Are you al-whoa, what the hell?" Toby said, noticing a series of bumps on the side of Naruto's head. 

"Oh, no..." Drako said, panicked beyond all belief. "The daemon...it's starting to gain physical form."

"...Is there anything we can do?!" Toby askrf over Naruto's pained screams.

"Unfortunately, no." Blackhawk said. "I think I might have to fight this on my own."

Before anyone could speak, they all saw a disturbing sight take place. The bumps on Naruto's head began to redden and meld into a large tumor, which continued to grow and redden further, until it literally separated from Naruto's head and fell onto the ground, still continuing to grow larger and larger. At the same time, it was growing limbs and claw-like hands until it was fully formed into a horrifying monstrosity with no skin, glowing yellow eyes with no pupils, and uttering a language that could not be understood by mere mortals, lest they go insane. Blackhawk let out a sigh. "SHADOW HAWK AURA!" he yelled, forming what appeared a large orange hawk with glowing white eyes around him. 

Naruto, out of nowhere, shouted, "SABERTOOTH FOX MODE!" As he did, he gained a form very similar to his normal Ranger one, except that stylized fox ears were molded into the top of the helmet, and nine armored fox tails sprouted out of Naruto's tailbone. On the chest, rather than the symbol of Core Earth, the symbol resembled a spiral with eight symbols written in stylized writing around it. The first thing Naruto did in this new form was to zoom up towards the daemon...and punch it right in the chest, sending it flying into a building, crushing it. Blackhawk's aura form looked at Naruto, amazed. Naruto simply stared back and nodded.

In unison, Naruto and Blackhawk proceeded to beat down the daemon, who couldn't fight back since neither was giving it a fighting chance. The duo picked it up with their strength, and began ramming it into several more buildings. Eventually, Blackhawk began pouring his aura energy into the daemon, as if it were a living explosive. Naruto had the sense to duck for cover, and what happened next made him glad he did. The daemon proceeded to implode on itself, its physical body getting sucked into the Warp, and its soul becoming Warp energy. Blackhawk deactivated his aura, and landed in front of the Rangers. "Well, I suppose my work is done here."

"As is mine." Drako said. "I must get back to serving the Emperor, as reluctant as I am due to these events. The Changer of Ways commands it." And with that, Drako disappeared. 

Naruto demorphed, as did the others. "Not yet." he said, looking at Blackhawk. "We have to get back to the Command Center so we can get answers from Omnus and Alpha."

"Right." Blackhawk said.

The others teleported back to the Command Center, where the power was still shut off. Blackhawk began to tinker with the computers, hoping to eventually get them working. He did, and that's when they all noticed a mysterious elevator. Deciding to investigate, all six decided that they'd enter, and slowly the elevator descended far downward until it stopped. When the door opened, the Rangers and Blackhawk were greeted with a magnificent sight: a room that appeared to be an older and more alien version of the Command Center, with the most defining feature being the wall that Omnus and Alpha were standing in front of. Projected onto it was the bluish face of someone who looked like Omnus, only far older.

 
"Greetings." said the projection, who had noticed them. "I am Zordon."

"Whoa..." said Lettuce. "What is this place?"

"This is the Power Chamber." Omnus answered suddenly, turning around to face them. "It is good to see you again, Rangers." he said with a smile.

"It's good to see you again too, Omnus." said Naruto. "But that isn't why we're here."

With a sigh, Omnus looked downward, as if ashamed. "...I understand. You are seeking answers about the events that have just transpired. Never would I have thought that it would come to this. Alpha, if you will?"

Alpha nodded and began setting up what appeared to be holograms of various things, presumably pertaining to the Chaos Gods.

Once Alpha was finished, Omnus turned to the Rangers. "What we are about to discuss must never leave this chamber. Are we understood?"

"Yes." they answered.

Omnus nodded. "Let us start off with the Warp itself. It is the space between universes, where what we percieve as the laws of physics and time do not exist. The Warp is made up of psychic energy fueled by the emotions of all in existence."

"So, the Warp is made up of feelings?" Naruto summed up.

"Exactly." said Omnus. "But these feelings are perverted and twisted into horrible things...which is where the Chaos Gods come in."

"Speaking of which, just what ARE they?" Toby asked.

That was when Blackhawk finally spoke up. "They are much like the Warp: made up of the emotions that everyone feels, escept twisted into unrecognizable things. You already know two of Their names: Khorne and Tzeentch. Do you know what They represent?"

Toby nodded. "War and fate, respectively."

"Yes, but there is much more to them than it first appears." Blackhawk continued. "The Chaos Gods represent much more than just the negatives of nature. So, Khorne not only represents concepts such as war and rage, but also valor and bravery. The same goes for Tzeentch. He represents not only fate, scheming and lies, but hope, change, and ambition."

"They may embody the positive aspects of nature as well," Omnus countered. "but that does not mean that they always get along. In fact, the Chaos Gods are mostly mortal enemies, constantly battling one another using powerful daemons."

"There are four Chaos Gods, right?" Usagi asked. "Who are the two others?"

"I am glad you asked." Omnus said. "They are Nurgle and Slaanesh." These two names holographically appeared for everyone to see.

"Well...what do they represent?" she replied.

"Nurgle represents death, disease, and decay; and yet, he represents a twisted form of friendship and love, things all six of you share between you. Slaanesh represents lust, desire, and yet , but also passion." Omnus explained, until Naruto spoke up again.

"...What does Chaos have to do with us?" he demanded.

Omnus let out a heavy sigh. "I suppose it's time you knew about the origins of your powers." He then turned to Zordon. "Great-Grandfather, if you'd like to lead us in?"

"Of course." said Zordon, and so he began. "About 10,985 years ago, I faced off against the mighty space witch Rita Repulsa. Sealing her in a magical urn, but not before she sealed me in a time warp, I built a location known as the Command Center in order to aid me in my war against evil."

Pinkie looked at Omnus. "So that's where you get the name..."

"Yes." Omnus said. "Before the final battle, Great-Grandfather crafted six Power Gems, gave them to me, and just told me to run. Escaping in my ship, I eventually came across what appeared to be some sort of woemhole; little did I know that it was a Warp rift, a weakening of the link between the multiverse and the Warp. Foolishly, I decided to investigate this anomaly, and that was when I first discovered the horrors that lurked between the cracks of reality."

"...Is that why you created our powers?" Toby asked.

"Yes. I knew that there was a greater evil than anything else that mortals ever could comptehend. So, taking the Black Power Gem for myself, I sought out five others to help me in my mission. The first I recruited was, of course, a Red Ranger."

"Really?" Naruto asked, rather curious to know about his predecessor. "Who was it?"

"A young Tauran." Omnus replied. "A young Tauran by the name of Prince Diabolica."

"WHAT?!" everyone shouted in disbelief. "EMPEROR DIABOLICA WAS A POWER RANGER?!"

"..." Omnus did not answer, simply looking at his Rangers.

"Omnus..." Lettuce spoke up. "What happened between yourself and Diabolica?"

Their mentor sighed once again, and resumed speaking, his tone serious. "Prince Diabolica I was born on Taura VI, to Emperor Lucifer and, as I found out later, a concubine. When I first encountered young Diabolica, he was idealistic, hopeful...kindhearted. That was why he jumped at the call, as it were. At the time, we had no central base, using our Zords to travel from planet to planet in search of Chaos to fight."

"Well, what happened?" Usagi inquired.

"He...found out about his parentage." Omnus said.

"He found out his mother was a concubine?" Pinkie asked innocently.

"Do you know what a concubine is?" Alpha 8 asked.

"Is it something you do like a job?" she replied.

"In a way. A concubine is...a prostitute, essentially." Alpha explained.

"So, he didn't take being the literal son of a whore well?" Blawkhawk asked, his eyes slowly widening.

"To put it lightly, he did not." Omnus said. "He contemplated on his next course of action, and he decided on something unbelievable: he decided he'd ascend the throne by committing both regicide and familicide."

"...All because he had a concubine for a mother?" Lettuce asked. "Talk about an Oedipus complex." Everyone but Blackhawk stared. "It's a psychology thing. Blame my mom."

"Wait, you have an Oedipus complex?" Blackhawk joked. "TMI, Lettuce."

"What, no!" Lettuce shouted defensively. "I meant that I know what 'Oedipus complex' is because my mom's a psychologist."

"Relax, I'm just joking." Blackhawk said, then turned to Omnus with an awkward cough. "You were saying?"

"After we heard about Diabolica taking the throne," Omnus resumed. "I understood that I and the five remaining rangers had to stop him at any cost. Confronting him in orbit around Taura VI, all of us battled in the Zords. Unfortunately, Diabolica himself was very skilled in piloting the Tyrannosaurus, and he killed all the others...except, of course, for me. After a long and intense battle, I eventually had Emperor Diabolica on the ropes, but gave him a chance to surrender. He refused, so I had no other choice but to end him. Before I could, however, he cast a dark spell over himself, granting him immortality, or at least a form of it, where he never ages. Now seeing that my plan would be absolutely useless, I did the next best thing: I launched Diabolica back onto the surface of the planet, and took all of the Zords with me. I wandered and wandered, searching for a planet to set up a base as a precaution against Diabolica. That was when I found Core Earth."

"This was thousands of years before the Multiverse Federation was founded, right?" Lettuce asked.

"Yes." Omnus replied. "When I landed in the area that would become Coastal Falls, the destruction that the Annunaki's apocalyptic war had caused mostly subsided, and-"

"Sorry to interrupt, Omnus. But who are the Annunaki, and what do they have to do with Chaos?" Naruto asked.

"A very good question, and the answer may intrigue you. The Annunaki were Core Earth's first cibilization, and they built the devices commonly used by the Federation's government to ensure multiversal travel. These 'jumpers' as they are commonly known hold a dark secret, however: they are connected to the Warp, and the Annunaki used them to become gods among mortals. Their civilization fell, according to the legends, due to their hubris. This is not the case in reality. The Chaos Gods were responsible for that, due to their own petty greed."

"Gods don't do that!" Toby protested.

"That may be the case, but these are no ordinary gods." Blackhawk retorted. "They are but personifications of our nature, much like regular gods."

"That is very true, Blackhawk." Omnus said. "Now, as I was saying before, when I landed in the area that would become Coastal Falls, I knew that a city would be built there someday. So, I took a large foundation of rock, about 4, 751 square miles, and used a combination of magic and basic thrusters to keep it suspended in mid-air."

"So that's why this city is so big...it's the size of a county!" Lettuce said.

"Exactly." Omnus said. "Why do you think this city doesn't fall into the ocean during your battles?"

"That makes a lot of sense, actually." Toby said. "When you really think about it, the magic and basic thrusters are likely working together."

And so, Omnus finished his tale: When he came to Coastal Falls and created its foundation, he dug deep into the newly-born structure, and took several centuries to build the Command Center to what is is now. After that, he deliberately placed himself in a state of suspended animation and only waking up once many milennia prior to the recruitment of the Rangers, that instance being the arrival of Alpha 8. "Do you have anything to say before you're dismissed?" he asked.

"Yes." Naruto said. "I want to reaffirm what I said when we first met you. Even if it takes us the rest of our lives, we'll dedicate them to the fight against Emperor Diabolica, as well as the forces of Chaos." Turning to the other Rangers, the blonde teen gave a confident smirk. Knowing what to do next, the others joined hands, flipper, and hoof, one thing only being heard in the Power Chamber:

"POWER RANGERS!" And with that, they left. Blackhawk, however, stayed behinf for a moment longer to tell Omnus something.

"Don't worry, your secret is safe with me." Omnus gave a simple nod, and Blackhawk left. 

Sometime later, the Rangers were doing their usual activities in the Gym and Juice Bar, when who should show up but Bash and Smash. With a sigh, they looked at the duo, wondering if they had already broken their promise to Blackhawk. "Hey, guys." Bash greeted, no malice evident in his voice. "Blackhawk said you had a question for us?"

"Oh, yeah." Naruto said. "This may sound crazy given our past encounters, but do you guys wanna be friends with us?" This earned him confused stares from Bash and Smash, and after a few moments he attempted to repeat himself. "Do you want to be frie-"

"Yeah, we heard ya." Bash interrupted. "We're just surprised you'd wanna be chummy with us."

"Yeah, with us." Smash parroted.

"But, since Blackhawk says we can't pick on you anymore, and believe me when I tell you that we keep our word to him, I guess it's worth a shot." Bash concluded.

"Well, then..." Naruto said. "Come and join us, if you want." And so, the two did. Lettuce, briefly dressed as Rick from Casablanca, looked at Bash and did his best Humphrey Bogart impression.

"You know, Bashy, I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful friendship."

[4EverGreen]

Before I start this episode, I just want to state that I started writing this episode BEFORE the "Brexit" happened, and therefore, that fact plays no part in this episode that occurs in Great Britain. / Sniz is in the cock-pit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, things got very physical in Rio De Janerio, in an Olympic themed challenge filled with many events for our remaining challengers to either excel in, or completely humiliate themselves in! The high jump, swimming, the discus throw, the ski jump, volleyball, running with jumping, and freestyle wrestling, were the events chosen to test the skills of our three teams. Rocko, Marlene, Bulma, Dog, Suzie, Reggie, and Tigress, all proved to do very well in their respective challenges. However, Patrick and the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, did NOT do so well; mainly thanks to Kaput! In addition to sabotaging their performances, Kaput also dug up some juicy, HUMILIATING information about Blonda, which Bulma used to THROW Blonda OFF of her game! But Blonda managed to DODGE elimination, by revealing to me, that Kaput was the one BEHIND the sabotaging of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. So it was Kaput who got the shove OFF of the plane! We still got 26 contestants left in the game; but after today, it will be 24. Who will rock and roll?! Who will achieve massive fame among rock and roll legends? And will this episode be able to top our LAST one in sheer entertainment value and RATINGS?! I sure hope so! Find out for sure on a very ROCKING episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! (Normally) United Kingdom, here we come!" / Instead of the usual show open, the rock and roll group, The Cars, can be heard singing one of their hit songs over the opening sequence. / Genre: New wave. Sub-Genre: The Cars (the band). Song: "Let the Good Times Roll." Sung by: The Cars! / Let the good times roll, let them knock you around. Let the good times roll, let them make you a clown. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Let the good times roll, let the good times roll, let the good times roll! Let the stories be told, they can say what they want. Let the photos be old, let them show what they want. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Let the good times roll, let the good times roll-oh-oh, let’s let the good times roll! Good times roll! If the illusion is real, let them give you a ride. If they got thunder appeal, let them be on your side. Let them leave you up in the air, let them brush your rock and roll hair. Let’s let the good times roll-oh-oh, let the good times roll, let the good times roll! Let’s let the good times roll, we'll let the good times roll, oh-oh-oh!" / And the introductory sequence ends. /

"Opposites Attract, Even In Great Britain!" Once again, Team Retro is in First Class, and they are enjoying it more than usual. Tigress sighs in contentment and says: "Ah, it feels so GOOD to not have a vendetta against anyone, anymore!" Larry says: "I felt the same way after giving up my grudge against Spongebob." Tigress' eyes open up and she asks: "YOU had a grudge against Spongebob, to?" Larry says: "It's a long story, and it’s hardly worth retelling. Besides, in the end, I ended up feeling a lot better once I STOPPED holding a grudge against Spongebob." Po says: "Besides, we shouldn't be focusing on the past right now." Daggett asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro answers: "Because we're nearing the end of the team challenges portion of this season. Just three more challenges left in total before it’s an all-out competition with each other!" Marlene says: "And that means I'll probably have to deal with Skipper more personally than I HAVE been up to this point!" Wally says: "Well, I don't think there's any reason to worry about that. After all, you're still with us." Stimpy says: "That's right. As long as we're all STILL in the game, we're NOT just going to LET Skipper eliminate you; he'd have to get past us first, and GOOD luck with him getting the votes he NEEDS for that!" Reggie says: "Actually, there IS one possibility Skipper COULD come after us." Rocko asks: "What is that?" Reggie says: "Anti-Timmy! Call it a hunch, but I just KNOW he's STILL on the plane with the rest of us!"

Norbert says: "I don't know why Anti-Timmy is a concern to us. After all, if anyone is controlling him, it's Bulma Briefs! She's the only one who has the know-how to do so!" Reggie says: "That doesn't MEAN Skipper can't ask Bulma for a favor! And if Bulma just HAPPENS to feel generous enough, she might be willing to HUMOR Skipper and have Anti-Timmy MANIPULATE the votes for any ONE of us once the team merge hits!" Daggett says: "Spooty Anti-Timmy! We've metaphorically worked our fingers to the BONE to have the most team-members of any team STILL in this game, and it STILL might not make a difference if Bulma has her way!" Captain Retro says: "Lucky for us, Bulma is currently prioritizing on OTHER matters right now!" Marlene asks: "Such as?" Captain Retro says: "Well for starters, Bulma has recently started a 'show-mance' with Zarbon, a romance that's purely for show. The biggest reason she did that was to get under Blonda's skin, and to throw her OFF her game! Bulma even TRIED to eliminate Blonda last time, but Blonda has proven to be more resourceful than Bulma was willing to give credit for." Stimpy asks: "How was Blonda resourceful?" Captain Retro says: "Blonda RATTED Kaput out! She exposed him as a saboteur, so Kaput got the shove out of the plane the last time!" Reggie says: "Well, that's good news! We no longer have that crazy sabotaging alien to deal with!" Po says: "But that STILL leaves us with Taotie as the big bad STILL currently in the game!" Captain Retro says: "Not to mention the fact that Anti-Timmy will prove to be a wild card, and Bulma's close proximity TO him seems to be making her behavior more erratic. Her aura is becoming very DIFFICULT to read, even for someone of MY skill level!" Marlene asks: "But we can still deal with them, right?" Captain Retro says: "Well, first things first. Staying safe in these last few team challenges will be essential. The weaker that Bulma's team is when we enter the team merge, the easier it will be to deal with HER once we're no longer team-mates. Let's just promise that we will try to work with each other as much as we can once the teams are dissolved." Tigress says: "I can't argue with that!" Po says: "I wouldn't know how to!" And all of Team Retro says: "To Team Retro!" (Confessional)

Wally says: "We all know the team merge is coming, it’s just a matter of dealing with it once it arrives. For instance, traveling across the vast reaches of space isn't an easy task, even for a Rocket Monkey such as myself. But I've learned a long time ago that if you go around and let yourself get taken down my nasty comments and mean detractors, you're not going to get far in life. I've worked hard to get where I am. It hasn't been an easy ride, but I've proven that I can outlast all those who said I'd never get to this point, in both the game AND in my life!" / Tigress says: "I've recently realized that there are OTHER types of strengths and weaknesses other than just being physical ones. Sometimes, strengths and weaknesses can be mental. For instance, whereas Spongebob doesn't usually have physical strengths, his mental strengths of being able to usually resist any negative criticisms being thrown at him, make him strong in that aspect. I know that I don't have to target Spongebob specifically, but I want to make sure that if I have to fight against him, I want to do it for honorable reasons, and not petty ones like Taotie usually does." / Captain Retro says: "Running a team is hard enough. But having to run a team against two other teams for THIS long is a REAL challenge! The hardest part is maintaining the same level of enthusiasm and determination for each and every challenge. That's probably the main reason my team is doing as well as it has. We've managed to maintain a high level of enthusiasm and determination that the other teams can't find most of the time. But I know the other teams are looking to catch us off guard still, which is why we can't afford to let our guards down now. It's still anyone's game to win or lose, and the stakes are very high this time! I just hope Bulma doesn't try to use her 'show-mance' with Zarbon as a way to try to throw us off. That could REALLY complicate matters." / Reggie says: "My team depends on me to be the level headed girl, the type who doesn't let herself get rattled by inconveniences. However, I can't PRETEND that I don't KNOW that Anti-Timmy will prove to be a factor to us eventually. And the fact that BULMA is the one who has a control on him, is the fact that REALLY worries me! I KNOW she's smart, so why hasn't she used her brains to WHUP us in challenges yet? It's because she's biding her time! She's obviously waiting to catch us off guard before she USES her brains to metaphorically run circles around us! I have a feeling that when all is said and done, it might be a clash of brains versus brawn, and there's no way to tell just how MIGHTY Bulma's brain might actually be!" / Daggett says: "At this point in the game, every single challenge I survive is a personal best for me! Seeing ME still in the game has just got to be INFURIATING to the other teams! If I had been on any other team, they probably would've voted me off AGES ago! I may not have the best chance of winning this game, but as long as I can stay in it, that's a satisfying victory enough for me!" / Po says: "Bulma is a threat, but she's still a manageable threat! She's a rational thinker, and she's not going to do something crazy and irresponsible. The same can't be said for Taotie; and the only reason Taotie hasn't decided to strike back at me and Tigress yet, is that he's waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike at us! I think he's plotting something big, and for his plan to work, he needs to take us by surprise! I just hope that when Taotie strikes, we will be ready for him!" (End Confessional)

Meanwhile, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again sharing Normal Class quarters. Skipper scoffs and says: "It is official! This whole thing STINKS!!!!" Taotie says: "I said I was SORRY!" Skipper rolls his eyes and says: "Not YOU, this situation! Us LOSING who knows how MANY times, Marlene being with Captain Retro, and now Miss Has an I.Q. SO big it BARELY fits on this plane Bulma Briefs, is now smooching up with Zarbon!" Monster asks: "And what's wrong with Bulma kissing Zarbon?" Skipper rolls his eyes and says: "Think of the BIG picture! Why would Bulma suddenly start to get romantic with Zarbon? I would think that Bulma's biggest concern would be trying to get out Blonda! That's what she TRIED to do last time!" Gonard says: "Maybe it's all part of Bulma's plan. If ANYTHING were to throw Blonda off of her game, it would PROBABLY be a romance with the most attractive GUY on this plane! That's probably why Bulma is doing it!" Skipper's eyes open wide and he says: "Gonard, that's GENIUS!!!!" Gonard blushes and he says: "Well, I have my days." Skipper says: "Bulma is having a romance with Zarbon in order to throw Blonda off of her game!" Gonard asks: "But isn't that BAD for us? I mean, three of us are currently in Blonda's Magic Alliance. If Blonda goes, where does that leave the three of us?" Monster says: "I don't think Blonda is the type of contestant who would just LET herself be kicked out of the game. I mean, she DID rat out Kaput in order to save her own skin LAST time!" Taotie smirks and says: "Serves that little traitor right! How DARE he try to sabotage US?! If anybody's going to do any SABOTAGING around here, it better be by a REAL master! I'm not sub-contracting my work OUT anymore! If I want something done, I'm going to do it myself!" Gonard asks: "Do what by yourself?" Taotie chuckles deviously and says: "A little devious scheme called, SABOTAGE!" Skipper says: "Personally, I'm all for sabotaging Team Retro, but I think that's out of the question! You KNOW Captain Retro has the ability to see multiple futures, and he can read auras! It's not exactly easy to carry out a devious scheme with HIM in the game!" Taotie says: "Well, like in ANY game of chess, in order to get to the king, one must first go through the pawns. Team TUFF might prove to be valuable allies to Team Retro once the team merge hits. That's why WE got to target Team TUFF first, we can't afford to let them team up with Team Retro, our chances of winning up to $44.44 million are at stake!" Gonard sighs and says: "I'm not sure. I don't feel comfortable with sabotaging anybody. That doesn't feel right to me." Skipper says: "Nobody expects YOU to sabotage anyone! You can stay out of it for all we care! Just do your best in the challenges and leave the rest to Taotie, and possibly me." Taotie gleefully asks: "You mean that you're in?" Skipper says: "That Super NES emblem that is Team Retro has been number one for too long! It's time we take it DOWN a notch!" Monster says: "I'm not so sure you can! Nothing can beat the Super NES, not even the Playstation One! And it tried harder than anything!" Taotie says: "You MEAN, it tried the hardest that it COULD, but WE plan on trying even HARDER!" (Confessional)

Skipper says: "I'm good at reading situations at pivotal moments like these. Captain Retro may be a good guy, but that doesn't mean that I have to like him, especially NOT when he's with Marlene! And what infuriates me about Bulma being with Zarbon, is that I don't think her romance with Zarbon is pure, I think it might all be for show! Not that I care about Zarbon per say, I just care about what Bulma is trying to do! Her strategy isn't just to play to the tenth degree, her strategical skills go all the way to eleven! And while I personally like a challenge, Bulma is the biggest competition I have in trying to win this game! I can't afford to underestimate that woman! I plan on keeping a close eye on her, and if she tries anything funny, I'll stop her before she can carry her twisted plans out!" / Gonard says: "Taotie and Skipper are really starting to get intense. Personally, I think it's because they're sick and tired of our team coming up short all the time. I'd like our team to win once in a while, but I don't think getting mad and angry is going to help anything. And if they are being genuine about wanting to sabotage Team TUFF and Team Retro, that could turn out to be a bad idea! Sabotages ALWAYS have a way of backfiring sooner or later! Nothing good has EVER come from doing something bad! Sadly, I don't think I have the ability to stop them, but I can definitely keep MY own conscience clear! I'm staying on the straight and narrow!" / Monster says: "Blonda is resourceful. I mean, she HAS to be in order to be where she is right now! And our chances of getting to the team merge all depend on being in the right alliance. Seeing as how Bulma has got Taotie and Zarbon wrapped around her fingers, means that the rest of our team is with Blonda by default. Although I'm not sure if even BLONDA has our best interests at heart, she seems to be only in this for herself, which kind of sucks. It sure would be nice if I could make the team merge. I could make Robot and Globitha be SO proud of me! I just want to do the very best I can on this game!" / Taotie smirks and says: "I think Kaput leaving this game is the best thing to ever happen for MY game! He was holding me back! Now that I don't have to worry about him, I can be as devious as I want! Captain Retro isn't going to make it easy, but that will only make it that much more satisfying to beat him where it matters most, in a mental competition the likes of which I can CRUSH him in! And if I can get Tigress and Po in the same swoop, that will only be DOUBLY delicious for me! I plan on savoring this victory, like a beaver savors a nice piece of wood! Victory WILL be mine, and I will WIN that victory, at ANY cost!" (End Confessional)

While the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is in Normal Class, Bulma and Zarbon are in the storage area, having a private, romantic session. Bulma romantically says: "I bet your old girlfriend never kissed you the way I do." Zarbon says: "Well, you do have a way with your lips, and a way with your words." Bulma sweetly says: "It makes me glad to hear that. Do you want to know why WE have made it all the way to this point in the game, while so many of our former team-mates have fallen to the way-side?" Zarbon asks: "Is it because you used Anti-Timmy to engineer their eliminations?" Bulma says: "Only in Keswick's case so far. No! It's because I have a vision, a vision of you and me sitting on a tropical beach in Acapulco, drinking Pina Coladas in a Jacuzzi, with a cool $44.44 million to keep us company." Zarbon romantically says: "I'm glad we see eye to eye." Bulma says: "With my knowledgeable skills and your athletic skills, we can take on ANY challenger who comes in our way!" / Genre: Synth Pop. Sub-Genre: Pet Shop Boys. Song: "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money"). Sung by: Bulma and Zarbon! / Bulma: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. You've got the brawn, I've got the brains. Let's make lots of -." Zarbon: "I've had enough of scheming and messing around with jerks. My car is parked outside, I'm afraid it doesn't work. I'm looking for a partner, someone who gets things fixed. Ask yourself this question: do you want to be rich?" Bulma: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. You've got the brawn, I've got the brains. Let's make lots of money. You can tell I'm educated, I studied at the Sorbonne. Doctored in mathematics, I could have been a con. I can program a computer, choose the perfect time. If you've got the inclination, I have got the crime." Zarbon: "Oh, there's a lot of opportunities if you know when to take them, you know? There's a lot of opportunities. If there aren't, you can make them. Make or break them." Bulma and Zarbon: "I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money. Let's make lots of - (Ah) Money (Ah) (Ah - Di du da di da bu di ba). Bulma: "You can see I'm single-minded, I know what I could be. How'd you feel about it, come and take a walk with me? I'm looking for a partner, regardless of expense. Think about it seriously, you know, it makes sense. Let's (Got the brains). Zarbon: "Make (Got the looks)." Bulma: "Let's make lots of money (Ooh money). (Let's) You've got the brawn. (Make) I've got the brains. Let's make lots of money (Ooh money). I've got the brains (Got the brains). You've got the looks." Zarbon: "Got the looks." Bulma and Zarbon: "Let's make lots of money (Ooh money). Money!" / And their song ends, but Blonda has secretly SEEN everything, and she is REALLY disgusted!

(Confessional) Blonda LITERALLY has steam coming out of her ears and she says: "How DARE Bulma pull a stunt like starting a show romance with Zarbon?! I'M the one who should have man candy around to hold me while I say sweet nothings into his ear! Zarbon's feelings for Bulma might be genuine, but there's no WAY Bulma would have such feelings for Zarbon! But I do have to admit, she's BETTER than I thought! But she's not the only one who can have a 'show-mance,' I can fake love with the best of them, and Monster is just foolish enough and naive enough to believe ANYTHING I say!" / Bulma says: "With Zarbon now dedicated to me, having him be my physical half to wipe out the contestants who pose a physical threat to me will be a very EASY feet! Of course, I do STILL have to do something about Blonda! Luckily for me, she doesn't HAVE any more interns she can rat out as elimination fodder! But that doesn't mean she's out of options; if I were Blonda, I'd probably be thinking about who I'd start a 'show-mance' with in order to make ME jealous! Not that it will WORK of course, since I've got the most attractive guy on the plane. But if Blonda is willing to play with the feelings of someone else, I'm willing to SABOTAGE her efforts, by revealing the truth when the time is right!" / Zarbon says: "I'm no longer concerned about this game the way I used to be. My only physical threat is Tigress, and my intellectual equal Bulma is on my side. I've got this game pretty locked up by this point. I just have to be careful of Blonda and her Magic Alliance, as well as any STUPID plan that Taotie might try to take me out! Of course, Taotie's plans have no CHANCE of working; seeing how they NEVER have! By taking out the wild variables, I will be left with only one logical conclusion. Being the most BEAUTIFUL being in the UNIVERSE, I will undoubtedly win first place, while Bulma will come in second. It's just logic!" (End Confessional)

Suddenly, Sniz speaks over the loudspeakers and says: "Are you ready to ROCK and ROLL?! You better be, because today, we are traveling to one of the premiere countries where rock and roll got its start, and where it invaded other countries like a rolling storm! We're headed to the United Kingdom; A.K.A. Merry Old England, A.K.A. Great Britain! And this time, the stakes are high, because only the team that wins first place will be completely safe! The teams that come in last and second place, will each have to eliminate one contestant this time, so absolutely no pressure! Sniz out!" Team TUFF over-hears this, and Dudley says: "This is SO awesome! We're going to the U.K." Chameleon says: "And we're going to rock and roll." Spongebob says: "I just hope we do well. This is no time to lose a contestant. This could be our greatest challenge." (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the plane touches down on a field near the prehistoric, neolithic site of Stonehenge, and all three teams are hustled out of the plane by General Barracuda in a hurry. General Barracuda yells: "Let's get those legs MOVING, people, alien, and other animals; we're not getting paid to just stand around!" Patrick asks: "What's the matter with HIM?!" Spongebob says: "Knowing General Barracuda, it could be ANYTHING!" And the three teams get situated within the perimeter of Stonehenge, and Sniz comes out. Sniz shouts: "All right, are we ready to do this?!" Taotie shouts: "NO!!!!" Tigress shouts: "YES!!!!" Taotie retorts: "WHAT?!!!" Tigress says: "I'm contradicting you JUST to make you mad!" Taotie says: "You're cruising for a BRUISING once THIS game show is over!" Tigress sarcastically says: "OOH, I'm SO scared! And by the way, THAT was SARCASM!" Gonard asks: "Why SHOULDN'T we be excited about this challenge, Taotie?" Taotie blatantly asks: "Isn't it obvious these challenges are just a scam?" Monster asks: "What do you mean?" Taotie says: "Sniz is JUST going to GIVE the win to Team Retro so they'll work harder for no real reason."

Captain Retro says: "That just goes to show you how LITTLE you know about us! That could not be FARTHER from the truth! Sniz GIVES us wins BECAUSE we work harder! If YOU tried hard once in a while, your team would win more often!" Marlene asks: "Why are you telling them that?" Captain Retro says: "I'm TRYING to put things in perspective! If we DO win, I want the other teams to at least TRY their best against us. It makes the challenge feel more authentic." Skipper raises his flipper and asks: "Forgive me for stating the obvious, but WHY are we at the site of Stonehenge?" Sniz says: "This is where ROCK and ROLL were LITERALLY invented! For your first part of the challenge, you will be taking ROCKS, and ROLLING them, to make your own scale model of Stonehenge. Each team will be given points based on how fast they can accomplish it, and how good it looks. The second part of the challenge will be crossing Abbey Road while singing a song, and will finish off with a battle of the bands on the rooftops of the historic Apple Records building." Wally says: "That definitely sounds like fun!" Zarbon asks: "But where ARE the rocks?" Sniz says: "You'll have to carve them out of these mountains that our Fairy Godparents poofed here. Wouldn't be as challenging otherwise!" Bulma groans and says: "MAN!!!! I was NOT cut out for MANUAL labor!" Blonda snidely says: "You weren't cut out for ANY labor!" Bulma rolls her eyes and retorts: "Like YOU are?"

Blonda smirks and says: "You'd be surprised! I have got the skills to pay the bills! Or rather, if I ever HAD to pay the bills, I would! Doesn't THAT sound impressive, MONSTER?!" Monster doesn't get the hint, and unsure, says: "I...guess so." Blonda frowns, disappointed, and asks: "What do you MEAN; you GUESS so?! I'm throwing you a LINE here; automatic passageway to the Final Two!" Monster says: "That's STILL quite a ways away!" Blonda says: "Well, if you get together with ME, I can make the time seem like NOTHING!" Monster says: "Look, don't get me wrong; you're pretty, and I can tell that you're determined!" Blonda smirks and says: "Obviously, I am INTERESTED in you!" Monster says: "But I'm not up for a run-around." Blonda asks: "What do you mean?" Monster says: "You're beautiful for a woman, BUT--." General Barracuda yells: "STOP STANDING AROUND!!!! You NEED to carve ROCKS out of those MOUNTAINS!!!!" Skipper asks: "Without any tools?" General Barracuda chuckles deviously and says: "Use whatever crosses your imagination; just don't expect any help from ME!" Larry says: "I never would!" Tigress says: "Come on, Team Retro! Those rocks aren't going to carve themselves!"

Taotie shouts: "Figures YOU'RE confidant! You can break rocks up like NOTHING, you roided up WITCH!!!!" Tigress twitches and yells: "WHAT did you SAY about ME?!!!" Taotie smirks and says: "You heard me; I don't believe you EARNED those muscles!" Tigress winds up and angrily says: "You've HAD this coming for a LONG time..." Captain Retro grabs Tigress and says: "Cool down; I'll handle this!" Tigress calms down and breathes. Tigress says: "Very well, handle it." Captain Retro says: "Know this, Taotie. All the skills we have, we EARNED! And WE plan on winning, fair and SQUARE! But just so YOU believe it; Kamehameha!!!!" And Captain Retro FIRES a Kamehameha at the poofed up mountain range, breaking the mountains up into rocks instantly! Captain Retro says: "There! Now we're ALL on level playing ground!" General Barracuda sputters and says: "Did you see THAT?! Captain Retro just leveled the playing field!" Fondue groans and asks: "So what do you want ME to do about it?" General Barracuda groans and says: "Use your imagination or something! I can't think of EVERYTHING!" Fondue groans and says: "Fine! WANDA!!!! Let's make the rocks HARD to find!" Wanda says: "DONE!!!!"

And before the three teams can get their rocks, Wanda poofs up a BUNCH of soapy bubbles OVER the rocks, making them hard to see or find! General Barracuda says: "Now THIS is a challenge! And just to make it MORE interesting... (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) ...that sound, as always, means that its time to sing! How's THAT for an interesting challenge?!" Phoebe groans and says: "Oh, it's INTERESTING all right! I'm starting to wonder if all this agony is worth it?" Suzie says: "Well, I don't like LOSING! So keep your pessimistic feelings to yourself, and just sing; I want us ALL to put in a good performance!" /

Genre: The Rolling Stones. Sub-Genre: Rock and Roll. Song: "I Know It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It!)" / Sung by: Cast! /

Zarbon: “If I could stick my hand in my heart and spill it all over the stage, would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, would you think the boy is strange? Ain't he strange?” Blonda to Monster: “If I could win ya, if I could sing ya a love song so divine, would it be enough for your cheating heart if I broke down and cried? If I cried?” Team Retro: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it.” Gonard: “I said, can't you see that this old boy has been lonely?” Taotie: “If I could stick a knife in my heart; suicide right on stage! Would it be enough for your teenage lust, would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?” Skipper to Marlene: “If I could dig down deep in my heart, feelings would flood on the page. Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya, would ya think the boy's insane? He's insane!” Team TUFF: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, yeah, I like it, I like it.” Wally: “I said, can't you see that this old boy has been lonely?”

Blonda to Bulma: “And do ya think that you're the only girl around?” Bulma to Blonda: “I bet you think that you're the only woman in town.” Team S.R.R.R.C.: “I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I said, I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I know it's only rock 'n roll but I like it, like it, yes, I do! Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. It's only rock 'n roll but I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Oh yeah, I like it!” / And the epic song ends as Team Retro has collected up enough rocks, and set up their model version of Stonehenge first! Sniz says: "And we've got ourselves a leader! Taking the lead in the first part of the challenge, Team Retro! Followed closely behind by Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Team TUFF is taking up the rear with last place!" Dudley groans and says: "Man, do you HAVE to say taking up the rear?!" Suzie says: "I don't see what YOU'RE complaining about! You, Chameleon, Patrick, Dog, Randolph, and even SPONGEBOB were doing a good job lifting boulders! The same can NOT be said for Phoebe!"

Phoebe gasps and pants in exhaustion. Phoebe says: "I was born to be a MENTAL genius! Not a physically TALENTED genius!" Suzie says: "It doesn't matter how MUCH of a genius you are if you end up costing us THIS challenge!" Phoebe says: "But I want to make the team merge!" Suzie says: "Than I suggest you try HARDER!!!! Otherwise, your CHANCES of making the team merge will shrink from slim to NONE!!!!" Phoebe says: "I thought you were supposed to be loving and understanding!" Suzie says: "It's called Tough Love! Deal with it!" (Confessional)

Phoebe says: "Why did there HAVE to be a physical portion of today's challenge? I don't do WELL when it comes to physical challenges where I have to actually BE physical! Back in school, I was ALWAYS picked LAST in team sports! Even EUGENE gets picked before I do, and HE usually JINXES people! I can't get taken out! Not now, not when I've come SO close! The team merge is THERE for the achieving! I can almost reach out and touch it! That's why I've GOT to make it, because I do NOT want to go when I've worked so hard!" / Suzie: "I usually don't like being tough. But sometimes, you've got to make some hard decisions if you want to come out on top. It's a trick I've learned in my goal to becoming a great singer. You're never going to become a famous, successful act if you just play it safe. That's why Cher and Madonna have such long, successful careers; they've taken risks! And if I want to have the kind of careers that they have, I've got to take risks to! Nobody ever said winning would be pretty! Fortunately, I plan on being a VERY pretty winner! That's just what I see happening for me in the long run!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "That means Team Retro will get an advantage in the next portion of the challenge, in the fact that THEY get to go first! To Abbey Road in Liverpool!" (Camera quick pans to the famous Abbey Road in Liverpool!) Sniz says: "Isn't this great? Only in expertly edited shows such as this can we expertly get from point A to point B!" Blonda retorts: "Especially when you can just get my fellow FAIRIES to just poof you from place to place!" Sniz says: "Complain all you want! The fact is, we HAVE this resource available to us, so we're going to use it, Blonda Martin!" Bulma chuckles joyously and asks: "You're last name is MARTIN?!!!" Blonda seriously says: "Long story, don't ask!" Sniz says: "You three teams will all be making like The Beatles, and walking across Abbey Road. Unlike the Beatles, this will be more of a challenge for you." Phoebe asks: "Why would crossing a mere road be such a challenge?" (Confessional) Phoebe face-palms herself and says: "STUPID!!!! Why did I have to ask such a STUPID question?! Sniz ALWAYS has an answer for everything!" (End Confessional) Sniz smiles and says: "I'm glad you asked! WANDA!!!!" Wanda says: "Here is the TWIST!!!!" Wanda waves her wand, and makes Abbey Road magically STRETCH out, so that it is now TWO Miles wide! Sniz asks: "Aren't our magical capabilities WONDERFUL?!" Suzie loudly says: "NO! And thanks a LOT, Phoebe!!!!" Phoebe meekly says: "I'm sorry!"

Sniz says: "All three teams will have to cross this road! Once you've done so, the road will shrink back to its normal proportions, and you can proceed to the final portion of the challenge, rocking on the rooftops!" Patrick says: "That's IF we can even GET there!" Spongebob says: "We'll get there Patrick, just believe in our team unity!" Patrick says: "As long as you're here, I can believe in anything!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Spongebob and I being together in the same team has been like a dream come true. Unlike in past seasons, when we had to compete against each other, this time, Spongebob can help me with my game, and he gives me the confidence to try my best! It would be kind of FRIGHTENING if I ever had to compete in this game WITHOUT him!" / Spongebob says: "Now that Tigress no longer has a vendetta against me, I'm feeling more confidant about my chances. And best of all, even if my team doesn't win today, I'm not the number one target; Phoebe is! Not that I wish any ill will on Phoebe, but I have a desire to stay in this game as long as I can! I plan on doing everything I can to make my desire to come true, even if that means having to do something hard, like vote off Phoebe. I've learned from Tigress that I won't get far in this game if I don't make hard choices, that's why I'm trying to play my hardest!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "As you all know, you'll have to sing while crossing this road. Points will be given based on how WELL you cross, and how well you sing! And what could be more appropriate than a song from The Beatles album, Abbey Road?" Marlene says: "And I believe we've got JUST the song you want to hear!" / Genre: The Beatles. Sub-genre: Blues Rock. Song: "Come Together!" Sung by: Cast! /

Marlene about Skipper: “Here come old flattop, he come grooving up slowly. He got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller.” Skipper about Captain Retro: “He got hair down to his knee.” Rocko about Po: “Got to be a joker he just do what he please.” Tigress about Wally: “He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football.” Po about Wally: “He got monkey finger, he shoot Coca-Cola.” Captain Retro: “He say, "I know you, you know me." One thing I can tell you is you got to be free! Come together right now over me!” Stimpy: “He bag production, he got walrus gumboot.” Dog about Randolph: “He got Ono sideboard, he one spinal cracker.” Randolph about Dog: “He got feet down below his knee.” Suzie: “Hold you in his armchair, you can feel his disease! Come together right now over me! Right!” Phoebe: “Come, oh, come, come, come. He roller-coaster, he got early warning.” Monster about Taotie: “He got muddy water, he one mojo filter.” Spongebob about Patrick: “He say, "One and one, and one is three." Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see!” Patrick: “Come together right now over me! Oh! Come together!" Cast: "Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, come together! Yeah, oh! Come together! Yeah, come together!” / And the epic song ends as all three teams finish crossing!

Sniz says: "And the second portion of the challenge is finished! Team Retro is currently in the lead, having scored about 100 points, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool is in second, with 77 points, but Team TUFF only has 44 points. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but you're singing isn't carrying any weight! You need to try singing DEEPER, or you won't score well in the next part of the challenge!" Suzie shouts: "What is UP with you today, Phoebe?! Not only can you NOT carry any rocks, you can't even rock and roll right!" Phoebe says: "I guess I'm having an off day! It happens sometimes, it's not MY fault!" Chameleon says: "Please! Even I have enough sense to take responsibility for things that I do wrong." Randolph says: "You're messing up today's challenge, and I DON'T love it!" (Confessional) Phoebe groans, sighs and says: "Why am I messing up so badly? I just want to make it to the Team Merge; is THAT too much to ask?!" / Chameleon says: "I never thought that Phoebe WAS a strong player, but now she's proving it! If she tanks this challenge for us, its safe to say that Dudley and I KNOW just who we are voting off!" / Suzie sighs and says: "Our team is having a harder time holding on to team members than Destiny's Child had of holding onto band members! It's becoming very apparent to me that I'm probably the Beyonce Knowles of THIS team, and I'm being forced to kick off everyone else who can't keep up to me! It's frustrating that I'm being forced to be the tough one in all of this!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "That means Team Retro will also get the advantage in the last part of the challenge. They'll get to see the other teams perform FIRST, so THEY know how well THEY need to do in order to win!" Dudley sighs and says: "This is NOT going to do a thing for helping me feel enthusiastic for winning this challenge!" Spongebob says: "Come on! We can STILL win this! We just got to believe!" Suzie says: "Oh, I believe; I believe that Phoebe is STINKING!" Patrick asks: "Don't you even WANT to try and win this?" Suzie says: "Of COURSE I do! I'm just being a realist. IF we lose, I want to be prepared to do what NEEDS to be done in case we lose!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "It's hard to convince your team to win, especially when on OUR team, only Spongebob and I seem to have any confidence or enthusiasm for wanting our team to win!" / Suzie says: "Spongebob and Patrick are even MORE deluded than I thought if they THINK that they can outlast me! I have a FLAWLESS record of making it to the team merge, and I'm not about to let THEM mess it up FOR me! If I have to eliminate the two of THEM before the team merge, than so be it! NOTHING is going to mess up MY prospects of WINNING this game!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You will each have to come up with a different song to sing when you're up on the rooftops. Come up with them in private, and ask me about it, before singing for everyone!" /

Up on the rooftops of the Apple Records Company, all three teams are prepping their instruments and equipment, to make sure that everything works properly. Sniz says: "All right, all three songs have been decided! And even better, they were ALL originally done by different artists! To make this interesting for us, we have decided to let Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool to go first, and Team TUFF gets to go second. This will give Team TUFF a chance to redeem themselves and possibly come in second. And trust me, even if your team DOESN'T win, you will still WANT to win second place; it will prove to be beneficial for our NEXT challenge in our NEXT location!" Blonda says: "You heard the man! So let's really jam and not mess up! And Monster, how about singing a loving duet with me?" Monster asks: "Why would I do that? I don't really love you." Blonda asks: "Why not?!" Monster says: "Because I'm already committed to J.D., my girlfriend!" Blonda screams: "You're WHAT?!!!" Sniz interrupts and says: "Time to SING, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" / Genre: The Beatles. Sub-Genre: Blues Rock. Song: "Get Back!" Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! /

Bulma: “Zarbon was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last. Zarbon left his home in the South Galaxy, for some California grass.” Blonda to Zarbon: “Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back Zarbon. Go home.” Taotie: “Get back, get back. Back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Back to where you once belonged. Get back, yo!” Zarbon: “Sweet Blonda Martin thought she was a woman, but she was another man!” Gonard: “All the girls around her say she's got it coming, but she gets it while she can. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged.” Bulma: “Get back Blonda. Go home!" Monster: "Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged.” / And the epic song ends. Sniz says: "General Barracuda, Fondue and I have decided; Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has accumulated a grand total of 154 points. They are in the lead for now, but will they stay there?" Blonda looks to Monster and screams: "A girlfriend?! A GIRLFRIEND?!!! That was YOUR 'But?!' But you HAD a girlfriend?!" Monster says: "I said that I wasn't interested in a run-around, she's emotionally stable, sane, and doesn't do anything crazy or STUPID!!!!" Blonda says: "I have MAGIC! I have celebrity connections! You don't want ANY of THAT?!!!" Monster says: "Not if it involves being around YOU!!!!"

(Confessional) Bulma smirks and says: "Even Blonda's so-called alliance has more sense than to make any REAL deals with her!" / Blonda LITERALLY has steam coming out of her ears, and she is LITERALLY red in the face from ANGER!!!! Blonda madly says: "This CANNOT be happening to me!" / Monster says: "I think Blonda took THAT news very hard! I can't understand why, I personally don't think it's THAT big of a deal!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time for our second performance, from Team TUFF! And do your best, team. This is your last chance to pull your metaphorical fat out of the fire for THIS challenge!" Patrick says: "Don't worry! We're going to bring our dinner to the table, and WE are going to eat it!" Suzie asks: "What does THAT even mean?!" Dudley says: "Don't even worry about it. Let's just do our best and jam as hard as we can!" Sniz says: "Team TUFF, time to rock and roll!" / Genre: The Rolling Stones. Sub-genre: Rock and Roll. Song: "Mixed Emotions." Sung by: Team TUFF! /

Randolph: “Button your lip baby, button your coat. Let's go out dancing, go for the throat!” Spongebob: “Let's bury the hatchet, wipe out the past.” Dog: “Make love together, stay on the path.” Suzie: “You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only ship adrift on this ocean.” Dudley: “This coming and going is driving me nuts. Phoebe: “This to-ing and fro-ing is hurting my guts.” Chameleon: “So get off the fence, it's creasing your butt! Life is a party, let's get out and strut!” Team TUFF: “You're not the only one, that's feeling lonesome. You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only one, you're not the only one, you're not the only one, you're not the only one!” Patrick: “Let's grab the world by the scruff of the neck!” Dog: “And drink it down deeply, let's love it to death!” Randolph: “So button your lip, and button your coat.” Dudley: “Let's go out dancing, let's rock 'n' roll!” Chameleon: “You're not the only one, with mixed emotions. You're not the only ship, adrift on this ocean. You're not the only one, that's feeling lonesome. You're not the only one, with mixed emotions!” / And the epic song ends. Sniz says: "Well Team TUFF, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, you tried your best. The bad news is, your best wasn't enough. You only accumulated 88 points. That means your team is in last place. The only question is, which team will have to eliminate somebody with YOUR team?!"

(Confessional) Phoebe sighs and says: "Yep! I've lost! I cannot BELIEVE I actually believed I thought I would be allowed to make the team merge, just because I made it past the team redistribution! So much for turning lemons into lemonade!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Team Retro, its all up to you! Will you be able to wow us with another performance?" Norbert says: "We plan on it!" Daggett says: "Isn't that a little facetious to say that? I mean, why did we even pick THIS song?! I don't think anybody is going TO believe that this song is going to apply to ANY of us!" Wally says: "You just have to sing with CONVICTION! If you put enough passion and soul into your performance, people WILL believe what you're telling them!" Daggett says: "For your sake, I hope you're right!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "It would be foolish of me to think that Team Retro has this one in the bag, because thinking THAT way is liable to lead to ME getting eliminated! So I can't afford to think that way now; I can only afford to think about trying my best!" / Wally says: "I think the best way for my team-mates to do and perform at their best, is for someone to inspire them. I've had lots of inspirational speeches given to me, being a Rocket Monkey, and now I get to give those inspirational speeches to my friends! That is one of my major contributions to this team!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "This is your make or break performance, Team Retro! Sing now!" /

Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Paula Abdul. Song: "Opposites Attract!" Sung by: Team Retro! / Captain Retro: “I'm Captain Retro on the rap, so mic it, here's a little story and you're sure to like it! Swift and sly, and I'm playing it cool with my home girl, Marlene Otter!” Marlene: “Baby seems we never ever agree, you like the movies and I like TV.” Captain Retro: “I take things serious and you take them light.” Marlene: “I go to bed early.” Captain Retro: “And I party all night!” Marlene: “Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last. Cause I move slowly.” Captain Retro: “And baby I'm fast!” Marlene: “I like it quiet.” Captain Retro: “And I love to shout!” Marlene and Captain Retro: “But when we get together, it just all works out!” Marlene: “I take two steps forward.” Captain Retro: “I take two steps back.” Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact!” Captain Retro: “We come together cause opposites attract!”

Tigress: “Who'd have thought we could be lovers?” Po: “She makes the bed.” Tigress: “And he steals the covers.” Po: “She likes it neat.” Tigress: “And he makes a mess.” Po: “I take it easy.” Tigress: “Baby; I get obsessed!” Po: “She's got the money.” Tigress: “And he's always broke! I don't like laughing.” Po: “Baby I like to joke!” Tigress: “Things in common, there just ain't one.” Po: “But when we get together, we have nothing but fun!” Tigress: “I take two steps forward, two steps back. We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.” Po: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “You know it baby, baby!” Rocko: “Nothing in common but this trust, I'm like a minus, she's like a plus. One going up, one coming down but we seem to land on common ground. When things go wrong we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction. Try to fight it but I'm telling you, it's useless, opposites attract!”

Reggie: “Baby ain't it something how we lasted this long? You and me proving everyone wrong! Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched.” Rocko: “Don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched! I take two steps forward, I take two steps back.” Reggie: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Wally: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Captain Retro and Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Team Retro: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Tigress and Po: “We come together cause opposites attract. It ain't fiction, you know it's a fact! We come together cause opposites attract!” Stimpy: “Two steps forward, two steps back. Two steps back cause opposites attract!” Rocko and Reggie: “We come together, we go together. Opposites, I said, Opposites attract!” / And the epic song ends, and Sniz applauds loudly! Sniz says: "Wonderful, glorious, magnificent! What a stellar performance! Team Retro, you take a well-deserved victory and immunity with first place! Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, it SUCKS to be you guys and girls! You both have to vote a team-member off. Team TUFF, you have to go first for coming in last place, and Team S.R.R.R.C. has to go second for coming in second place." /

The plane is now in the air, and Team TUFF is facing the first elimination ceremony. Sniz says: "You should know the drill by now. There are eight of you, but there are only seven bags of popcorn. Pick your favorite loser, and vote!" (Confessional) Spongebob stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Spongebob says: "Yes! I am SAFE today!" / Patrick stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Patrick says: "Sorry Phoebe, but I think you're a goner!" / Suzie stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Suzie says: "Sorry, but losers got to lose!" / Randolph angrily stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Randolph says: "I'm ashamed to admit this, but I do not LOVE you!" / Dog stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Dog says: "It's only logical to vote off the weakest member of our team. It's just that this time, it's you." / Dudley stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Dudley says: "It's for the good of our team. I hope we can be friends after this." / Chameleon stamps Phoebe's pass-port. Chameleon says: "I don't do this because I want to, I do it because I have to. Strengthening up our team is very important!" / Phoebe crosses her fingers, and stamps Spongebob's pass-port. Phoebe pleadingly says: "PLEASE! Let me have a Hail Mary pass or something!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The votes have been cast, so it's time to get a bag of popcorn! Suzie! Dog, Randolph, Chameleon, Dudley, Patrick." Spongebob and Phoebe both look nervously at each other, knowing that only ONE of them is safe!

Sniz says: "Quite a predicament! Spongebob, you've been a target for quite some-time. Have you finally gotten marked?! Phoebe, you've never really BEEN a target before, so perhaps you're safe! The final bag of popcorn goes to...SPONGEBOB!!" And Phoebe sighs, knowing her game is FINALLY over! Sniz says: "Sorry Phoebe. I know you tried, you really tried. But trying just isn't enough. You have to go. Drop of Shame awaits." Phoebe gets up in a huff and says: "Fine! I don't like humiliating myself in physical of singing challenges anyway!" Phoebe grabs a chute, and opens the plane door. Phoebe says: "Good-bye!" And Phoebe jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: "One team down, and one team to go! Time to bring in Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool!" /

Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool is now facing their elimination ceremony. Blonda is giving Monster a dirty look, and Monster is not sure why. Monster asks: "Come on! Can't we be CIVIL about this?!" Blonda snidely says: "Sorry, but I don't talk to guys who INTENTIONALLY plan on WASTING my time!" Monster asks: "How did I intentionally waste YOUR time?!" Blonda says: "You've had a girlfriend all this time! Why didn't you just SAY so?!" Monster says: "I didn't think it was important! Besides, J.D. is shy, she didn't want me to reveal it to everybody." Sniz says: "Right now, your numbers aren't looking good right now! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, Captain Retro even GAVE you an opportunity to catch up, and you SQUANDERED it! Now you have to vote one of your own off! Take some time to think it over, and VOTE!!!!" Blonda whispers to everyone EXCEPT Monster and says: "If you vote Monster off, I'll ratchet all of you up my respect-o-meter!" Bulma smirks and says: "Glad to!" (Confessional)

Bulma chuckles deviously and stamps Monster's pass-port. Bulma says: "That's right, Blonda! Keep playing RIGHT into my HANDS and vote off the ONLY contestants who have been helping you!" / Zarbon stamps Monster's pass-port. Zarbon says: "In terms of team-members, you're completely expendable!" / Taotie gleefully stamps Monster's pass-port. Taotie says: "At last! I'll be the ONLY heavy hitter LEFT on MY team!" / Skipper stamps Monster's pass-port. Skipper says: "I can't honestly say I'll miss you, because I won't!" / Blonda angrily stamps Monster's pass-port. Blonda says: "Already committed, and absolutely NO interest in ME?! Bye-bye Monster! See you NEVER!" / Gonard looks over his choices nervously, and stamps Blonda's pass-port. Gonard says: "It's the principle of the matter. I won't vote off someone that I consider a good friend." / Monster stamps Blonda's pass-port. Monster says: "I know that Gonard has my back. Let's hope our strategy and good team relationships play off!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Voting is over, time to reveal who gets a bag of popcorn. Bulma! Zarbon, Taotie, Skipper, Gonard!" Blonda looks angrily at Monster, while Monster looks at everyone else in SHOCK! Bulma seriously asks: "Gonard, did you VOTE the way I WANTED you to?!" Gonard says: "I refuse to answer on the grounds that you might get mad at me!" Sniz says: "If anyone's curious, Blonda got TWO votes. But today's loser is...MONSTER!!!!"

Monster asks: "Why? Why am I getting the boot off?" Blonda says: "You broke the number one rule of MY Magic Alliance, you said 'NO' to me!" Monster says: "Keep up the fight for me, Gonard. Don't LET Blonda take advantage of you!" Gonard says: "No worries there!" Monster grabs his chute and says: "It's been a blast, but this is where I get off." Monster opens the plane door, jumps out and screams: "Sacajewea!!!!" Sniz says: "And just like that, two contestants are now out of the game! Do either Team TUFF or Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool have a CHANCE of catching up with Team Retro, or will Team Retro dominate another challenge? It all depends on where we go next, and what challenge will occur once we get there! Find out for sure on the next brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Both Phoebe and Monster get voted off in this episode. With their eliminations, all of the representatives from "Hey Arnold!" and "Robot and Monster" have now been eliminated. Blonda tries to start a 'show-mance' with Monster, but she fails because Monster already HAS a girlfriend with J.D. If you count the opening song as a featured song in this episode, than with seven songs, "Let the Good Times Roll, Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money), It's Only Rock and Roll (But I Like It)!, Come Together, Get Back, Mixed Emotions," and "Opposites Attract!" (Featured as part of the episode title for this episode), make this episode the NEW record holder for the most songs featured in this episode.

Personal Notes: Never let it be said that I don't try to finish episodes in a timely matter. Sometimes it’s not easy, but I intend on finishing up every single remaining episode with as much enthusiasm as possible. In order to do this, the remaining metaphorical 'fat' needs to be trimmed from this season, and in this case, that means removing what isn't working as well as everything else. Sadly, that means Phoebe and Monster. I really liked working them into this season, but their relevance in this season had come to an end. So this seemed like a logical episode for them to make their exits. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the second chapter of Mr. Krab's Treasure Adventure

Spoiler

Chapter 2: Across The Sea

The gang travels across the sea. Mr. Krabs holds a map to find the location of the island. SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs what should he do. Mr. Krabs tells him to prepare the cannons incase of other pirate trying to steal the treasure. Squidward realized that there is an incoming storm. Mr. Krabs tells everyone to prepare themselves. 5 minutes later. The storm has arrived! The waves are pushing the boat. Squidward decides to sail the boat since Mr. Krabs was panicking and SpongeBob was running around screaming. 12 minutes later, the storm has pass and Mr. Krabs starts sailing the boat again and thanks Squidward for saving their life. Suddenly..... ROOOAR!!!! Mr. Krabs and Squidward yells "WHOA, IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MOLLUSK!!!". A huge Abominable Snow Mullusk has popped out of the sea!

End of the Chapter

 

[4EverGreen]

There's going to be trouble down under, on this brand new episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" I’ve also got a brand new, never before seen REVEAL, just for this re-run! I hope you enjoy! / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to Great Britain! Bulma continued her 'show-mance' with Zarbon, which prompted Blonda to start a 'show-mance' of her own, and she tried to start one with Monster. But Blonda's plan was doomed to fail before it even started, mostly because Monster already HAD a girlfriend! Meanwhile, Phoebe had a lousy day, both in carrying rocks AND trying to rock and roll. In the end, Team Retro ratcheted up another victory in their long belt of victories. Phoebe got the shove off of Team TUFF, while Blonda turned against her potential love interest, by voting off Monster Krumholtz. We are now down to 24 contestants, and after this challenge, it will be 22! And I've got a gut feeling; that the two contestants who will get the shove off today, will be more shocking than ANY elimination we've had so far! Because we're going down under today, and we'll be having an Aboriginal adventure in the out-back, on an episode featuring EVERYTHING but didgeridoos and kookaburras, in this rocking edition of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!! Good day, mates!" / Instead of the usual show open theme, we get a rocking hit song by one of the HOTTEST bands of the 1980's! / Genre: New wave. Sub-Genre: INXS. Song: "New Sensation!" Sung by: INXS! /

"Live baby live, Now that the day is over. I got a new sensation, in perfect moments. Well, so impossible to refuse! Sleep, baby sleep, now that the night is over! And the sun comes like a god into our room. All perfect light and promises. Gotta hold on you! A new sensation, a new sensation. Right now, gonna take you over! A new sensation, a new sensation! Dream, baby dream of all that's come and going. And you will find out in the end, there really is, there really is no difference! Cry, baby cry when you got to get it out. I'll be your shoulder, you can tell me all. Don't keep it in ya, well that's the reason why I'm here. Hey, hey! Are you ready for a new sensation, new sensation? Right now! Gonna take you on a new sensation, new sensation! A new sensation, a new sensation! A new sensation! Hate, baby hate when there's nothing left for you. You're only human, what can you do? It'll soon be over. Don't let your pain take over you. Love, baby love! It's written all over your face! There's nothing better we could do, than live forever. Well that's all we've got to do. Hey, now! I'm gonna take a new sensation, a new sensation right now! Gotta hold on you. A new sensation, a new sensation. A new sensation, a new sensation! A new sensation!" / "Devil Inside Australia!" /

In First Class, Captain Retro is resting, and has his eyes closed, trying to sleep. However, his rest doesn't look entirely peaceful. And thanks to the magic of the Fairy Godparents, we can see why. In Captain Retro's vision, Taotie is plaguing Team Retro with a mechanical menace. Taotie sadistically laughs and says: "You see that THIS is what you get for continually underestimating ME?!!! I told you my BRAIN would triumph!" Tigress says: "We will NEVER let you unleash this weapon among the innocent population of the world!" Taotie chuckles deviously and says: "I was HOPING you'd say THAT; because I'M going to take YOU out FIRST!!!!" And before anyone can blink, Taotie's machine breathes a deadly fire that takes EVERYONE but Captain Retro out! Captain Retro says: "You MONSTER!!!! What did you do THAT for?!" Taotie says: "For PURE payback! You don't know how LONG I've wanted to do that! These constant failures have only FUELED my desire to create the unstoppable machine; and I owe it ALL to YOUR meddling, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro angrily says: "I'll make you PAY for this, in SPADES!!!! KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Captain Retro fires a beam more powerful than ANY before, but as the beam clashes with Taotie's machine fire, it EXPLODES and JARS Captain Retro awake! Captain Retro breathes heavily and says: "Just a creepy dream, I hope." Marlene asks: "What do you mean?"

Captain Retro says: "I'm worried Taotie is planning something big; far bigger than any plan he's come up with before." Tigress asks: "Why should that worry us? We've stopped him before." Captain Retro says: "I know that. But I just can't help but get the feeling that Taotie may try to do something drastic; like try to actually KILL you! Not to mention the rest of Team Retro if he LOSES again!" Po asks: "You don't really think he would go THAT far?!" Captain Retro says: "I wouldn't put it past him. You give a guy like HIM an inch, and he will ALWAYS take a mile!" Stimpy asks: "Well, what should we do?" Captain Retro sighs and wonders: "Would it REALLY be SO bad if Team Retro DIDN'T win this time?" Wally asks: "Do you think that we shouldn't?" Captain Retro says: "We may be coming to a tipping point soon, a significant event that will prove to be unavoidable. The question is, who is it going to effect? And I know this goes contrary to what we've been trying to do up to this point, but I believe the only way Team Retro will win in the long run, is if we lose this challenge." Reggie asks: "Are we actually going to THROW a challenge?!" Captain Retro says: "Not if we can avoid it. But we don't HAVE to try our hardest, just try to do an AVERAGE job." Rocko asks: "And you think we'll be safe and okay if we do that?" Captain Retro says: "There's no way to know for sure. I have no way of knowing just exactly what Taotie intends to do. But anything Taotie intends to do, he won't get to do it against us! I plan to keep us safe!" (Confessional)

Captain Retro says: "Taotie has been quiet against us for too long. Anybody with a devious history such as his, wouldn't be so quiet for so long unless he had something very BIG in mind! And if Taotie has his way, he'd use his big plan against US! The logical thing would be to think that winning first place would keep us safe, but Taotie isn't logical. Or if he DOES have logic, it isn't any SANE logic! My older brother Aaron taught me that it's important for me to listen to my gut, and my gut tells me that this is the right thing to do. It's a leap of faith, but we've racked up a lot of good karma so far, so I think we just might be able to pull this off!" / Po sighs and says: "I was hoping Taotie wouldn't sink so low as to contemplate murder. But if Captain Retro truly HAS caught a glimpse of Taotie's TRUE intentions, then that may mean that Tigress and I may soon be faced with a hard choice. Do we KILL Taotie and lose our chance to win $44.44 million, or do we show mercy and let him live? I just hope that when the time comes, Tigress and I will make the right call." (End Confessional) Back in Normal Class, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again sharing a section of the plane! Skipper growls angrily and says: "We are absolutely NOT losing to Team Retro again! NOT to Captain Retro, and NOT to Marlene!" Bulma says: "OOH!!!! Sounds like someone is JEALOUS!!!!" Skipper says: "I knew Marlene long BEFORE Captain Retro ever THOUGHT about becoming a D.J., OR a superhero! It's personal!"

Gonard asks: "How is it personal?" Skipper says: "HELLO!!!! He STOLE my girlfriend!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "YOUR girlfriend? Excuse ME, but I have NEVER seen a RING on Marlene's finger, or a SIGN depicting Marlene as YOURS!" Taotie says: "It's your own FAULT Skipper, so take responsibility already! If you liked it, you should've put a RING on it!" Skipper scoffs and says: "You just don't get it! I need to HUMILIATE Captain Retro, and MAKE Marlene BEG me to take her back! And if she's lucky, I might just humor her!" And Skipper storms off to the storage area. Zarbon asks: "Bulma, can HE be the next one off if we LOSE again?!" Bulma puts her finger up to her chin and says: "Wait a moment. Your GIRLFRIEND is thinking it over. Skipper is indeed a threat to us, but a certain BLONDA ought to get the shove off FIRST!" Gonard asks: "Do you HAVE to talk that way about Blonda?" Bulma says: "She can't complain if she's not right HERE, can she? Besides, I don't think she really likes you anyway. She's just using you as a vote. She doesn't care about you, and she doesn't even like your show. And if she had to, she'd turn against you just to save her own hide." Gonard asks: "Taotie, is that true?" Taotie says: "Of course it is! You can't trust that blonde BIMBO as far as you can throw her! And believe me, I can probably throw her VERY far!" Bulma says: "You want the honest truth? DITCH the Magic Alliance and join us. You'll be much happier and saner in the long run." (Confessional)

Zarbon says: "Skipper is delusional. There's no other way to say it. The problem is, Skipper has delusions of grandeur. He actually thinks that he's SOMEBODY important, and will try to do something big to prove it! The problem is, a scheme of that size is BOUND to backfire! It always does! And while I love a good barbecue as much as the next guy, my team has come down in numbers, and Team Retro remains practically untouched! I just hope Bulma and Taotie are able to come up with a plan to help us actually WIN this time!" / Skipper says: "I NEED to prove to Marlene that I AM the better man! If I don't, how could I ever LIVE with myself?! I DON'T lose missions, and I will NOT lose Marlene! She'll come back to me, even if I have to make her JEALOUS in order to do it!" / Bulma says: "Blonda's Magic Alliance is already almost broken BEYOND the point of redemption, I'm just giving it the final, fatal crack it needs to be shattered into nothingness. If I get Gonard on MY side; that will be another vote I can count on, that will LEAD to Blonda's doom! Sorry babe, you had a nice run, but it's time for you to take a HIKE, out of HERE that is!" / Taotie chuckles deviously and he says: "I couldn't have planned it any better myself, but I DID plan it! Skipper is totally following MY advice, the FOOL! He thinks if he makes Marlene jealous, she'll get back together with HIM! Skipper's delusions of grandeur will PROVE to be his undoing! Not only that, I plan to target the HEART of Team Retro, by making SURE they don't WIN! I will FINALLY have vindication! And even IF our team DOESN’T win, I can ALWAYS convince the rest of my team to vote Skipper off! They WILL listen to me, if they don’t WANT me to KILL anybody!"

(End Confessional) In the storage area, Skipper runs into Blonda, who happens to NOW be dressed like a female version of the Paul Hogan movie character, "Crocodile" Dundee. Skipper says: "Well, you're looking fetching today!" Blonda says: "I ALWAYS look fetching, what's your point?" Skipper asks: "That romance with Monster didn't work out too well for you, did it?" Blonda scoffs and says: "That was just a mere warm-up! I'm trying to make a strike against BULMA!!!!" Skipper says: "Well, I'd like to make a strike against Captain Retro and Marlene! How about we ratchet up the Magic Alliance a notch?" Blonda asks: "What are you proposing?" Skipper asks: "How about you and I have a 'show-mance?' It will throw Captain Retro OFF his game, it will make Bulma mad and angry, and it will make Marlene INSANELY jealous!" Blonda looks disappointed and asks: "You're not interested in an ACTUAL romance?!" Skipper says: "I am! Just not with you! But you STILL get what YOU want! You get to prove to Bulma that she's not the only girl on THIS team that can land a hot guy!" Blonda sighs and says: "I've got no better plans up my sleeves. Fine, I'll do it! But if YOUR plan backfires, than YOU'RE going to be the one taking the heat, Mr. Tuxedo!" Skipper says: "Don't worry! This plan can't POSSIBLY fail!"

(Confessional) Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "DUH!!!! I KNOW Skipper is only having a 'show-mance' with me! I'm LETTING him have a 'show-mance' with me! It's called a COUNTER plan! Besides, if Skipper's plan works, I'll get under Bulma's skin and throw her off her game. If it fails, I'll just shove the blame on Skipper. No skin off MY nose!" / Skipper says: "This plan is going to work wonders! And the best part is, that unlike my tango with King Julien, there's no WAY my plan CAN'T work this time! And if there IS a way my plan can't work this time, than I hope that SPONGEBOB gets struck by LIGHTNING!!!!" / Spongebob shivers and says: "That's weird! I just had the strangest feeling that someone wished for me to be struck by lightning if their plan doesn't work! I hope that I'm wrong!" (End Confessional)

Sniz comes on the intercom and speaks over the loudspeakers. Sniz, in an Australian accent says: "Good day, mates! I hope you're ready to throw another shrimp on the Barbie, whatever THAT means, because it's time to announce what today's challenge is going to be! So make like a Tasmanian devil and SPIN your way on into the common area! That is all!" Patrick says: "Sniz is sure talking funny today!" Suzie says: "That's because we're obviously traveling to Australia. Why else would Sniz talk like that?" Randolph says: "That's bad!" Dog asks: "Why is it bad?" Dudley says: "Rocko is FROM Australia! He's going to have a home field advantage there!" Chameleon says: "There's another possibility; it COULD make Rocko so confident that he's going to win, he will get OVERLY confident and cause his team to lose. This might be the break we've been waiting for!" Randolph says: "I sure hope so, because we don't have a lot of wiggle room left in case we lose!" Dog grabs Spongebob and asks him: "Besides, wouldn't it be great if YOU could outlast Tigress?! How great would that be?!" Spongebob says: "Well, I personally don't wish any ill will on Tigress, but I would like to make the team merge again. I've already outlasted more contestants THIS season than I have in either of my two seasons prior. So getting to the team merge will only be a BONUS for me!" Patrick says: "To Team TUFF!" (Confessional)

Dudley says: "I've never been to Australia before, but I do know there's a lot of wildlife there that is indigenous only to that continent. And chances are, we might have to meet up with some of that wildlife. I sure hope they're friendly, because it would be a real drag for us if they aren't. Either way, I plan on being prepared." / Chameleon says: "Since our team is lacking in wins, Team Retro won't be expecting us to put on our A game, which gives us an unusual advantage! They won't see us coming from behind to pull off an upset win! Don't get me wrong, Team Retro is a good team, especially compared to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. But I think they need to be brought back down to Earth with a healthy loss." / Randolph says: "During our travels this season, I've been taking careful notes on each place we visit. You see, Dog and I are thinking of finding someplace to settle once this season is over. Depending on which place is the one we both like the most, we plan on moving there. So not only is this a fun trip for us to be on; it’s also educational. And I LOVE it!" / Dog says: "Personally, I'm tired of everyone always overlooking Spongebob all the time. They don't see his strengths, mostly because they don't want to. But it's their willful ignorance of Spongebob's strengths that will more than likely prove to be their undoing. This will undoubtedly be Spongebob's chance to hit his stride, and become unstoppable in his quest to make the Final Three this time!" / Spongebob says: "This is where my game will be determined. I will shine this time!"

(End Confessional) The three teams meet in the common area, and Blonda is MIFFED that Sniz is dressed EXACTLY like she is! Blonda asks: "Who gave YOU permission to dress that way?!" Sniz says: "I did! Don't I just LOOK Australian?!" Blonda says: "I'd say you look like SOMETHING, except I don't think that standards will let me SAY it!" Sniz says: "As you might have guessed, we are traveling to the country/continent of Australia, homeland of didgeridoos, dingoes, koalas AND wallabies!" Rocko says: "It's true! I WAS born in Australia!" Sniz says: "We will be going on an Outback excursion today, and I don't mean to a steak house! From the Sydney Opera House, we'll be going on a trek to Ayers Rock, right in the middle of the Continent. Once there, we will climb Ayers Rock, and proceed to the exciting part of the challenge; you will select participants to bungee jump OFF of Ayers Rock, in order to grab sheep!" Daggett says: "I'm probably going to regret asking this, but why do we need to grab sheep?" Sniz says: "In order to shear them! You need to find a sheep that has been branded with your team logo on it. The first team that finds a sheep branded with their own team logo on it, will get first place today." Norbert says: "At least today's challenge is straight forward!" Sniz says: "Oh, before I forget, there's one thing I need to do." Larry asks: "What's that?" Sniz says: "It involves Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool." Gonard asks: "Why does it involve us?"

Sniz says: "Your team got second place last time. Remember how I said the team that got second place last time would WANT to be in second place this time?" Zarbon says: "I remember. Tell us the reason why." Sniz says: "Because YOUR team gets a consolation prize for coming in second place last time, YOUR team gets to select a CONTESTANT from Team Retro, to ADD to your own team!" Taotie says: "That sounds GREAT! Well, in that case, we pick--." Skipper interrupts: "LARRY!!!! Larry is our pick, definitely Larry!" General Barracuda asks: "You sure you don't want to discuss it with the REST of your team?!" Skipper looks lovingly at Blonda and says: "The TWO of US don't NEED to discuss ANYTHING with any COMMONERS! The TWO of US have recently become SMOOCH buddies, on the LIPS!!!! Isn't that GREAT?!!!" And Skipper and Blonda begin smooching on each other, much to everyone's disgust! (Confessional) Marlene says: "Skipper, I can't tell if you're desperate or just deluded! You could do SO much better than Blonda! I mean, are you TRYING to make me JEALOUS again?! It didn't work with King Julien, and it's NOT going to work with Blonda!" Bulma scoffs and says: "Is Blonda TRYING to make me jealous by trying to convince me that SHE and Skipper are smooch buddies? Good luck with THAT! I don't believe it, not for a minute! And anybody who believes it for a second ought to have their head examined!" / Larry says: "What I'm wondering is, why does Skipper, want to add ME to the mix?"

(End Confessional) Skipper, as if picking up on Larry's question, says: "If you're wondering why I'm picking YOU and NOT someone else I USED to care for, it's because I think you would make a VALID, TRUSTWORTHY, VALUABLE member of OUR team!" Sniz says: "All right then! That means that Larry is now a member of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! But enjoy your addition wisely team, because it will be the LAST team member transfer that will occur during the team portion of this season!" (Confessional) Suzie says: "We must really be nearing the end of the team portion challenge, because there's going to be no more team member transfers. On the positive side, that means I've almost made it to the team merge. Just got these two more challenges left to go, and I'm there!" (End Confessional) Larry reluctantly joins Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Sniz says: "We will be arriving at the Sydney International Airport in one hour. Spend this time as wisely as you can." (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Skipper has suddenly become very erratic. Obviously, he still can't get over Marlene being with me. If he were thinking rationally, he would've gotten over it. But then again, he probably wouldn't BE Skipper if he started thinking about things rationally, like I do. I better spend this time trying to read Skipper's aura if I can. Only then, will I have a good idea about what Skipper intends to do." (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break). / After the commercials finish airing, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is busy accommodating Larry to his new team. Bulma says: “Welcome to our current quarters, the Normal Class section of the plane. We don't have much, but I hope you feel comfortable enough to make yourself feel at home.” Larry says: “That's very nice of you to do this.” Bulma says: “Think nothing of it. You're a STRONG guy! And if you can help us win some challenges, we will appreciate you even MORE!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “This is the point in the game where I can gain TOTAL control over the relevant voting members of my team. Gonard is already wavering, Taotie and Zarbon are totally devoted to me, and the ludicrous Skipper/Blonda 'show-mance' is BOUND to fail! So if I can get Larry, I can get control of the whole game! All it takes is a delicate touch!” / Larry says: “Honestly, getting transferred to this team is NOT in the top ten list of things that I would have liked to do. But seeing as how I am here now, I might as well make the best of things, and try to help my new team out. Bulma sure seems to be interested in wanting my help. I'm not sure as to just HOW genuine she is in wanting me as a partner or not, but I'm willing to consider it. Getting to see Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool up close and personal, will help me deduce as to what kind of characters my new team-mates really are. Once I do, I can make my decision with knowledge and power! And I have a LOT of power!” (End Confessional)

Blonda says: “Now Larry, don't let that STUCK-UP 'Bulimia', mislead you. If anything, you should be friends with ME and Skipper! After all, I AM the one who helped YOU get back ON this show!” Bulma scoffs and says: “I'll have you know that my WEIGHT; a dainty 150 pounds, is completely NATURAL and I've NEVER done bulimia in my LIFE!!!!” Blonda scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! Karen Carpenter called, she said you're overdoing it!” Bulma chuckles deviously and says: “Shows how smart YOU are! Karen Carpenter had ANOREXIA! You should have chosen Courtney Cox during her Friends days!” (Confessional) Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “OOH, I HATE getting corrected by Little Miss Can't Be Wrong!” (End Confessional)

Taotie says: “You need to be with a fellow STRONG guy! Not only can I spar with you, I can ALSO help keep your intellect healthy!” Blonda shouts: “Are you NUTS?!!! If you have INTELLECT, then I have ARTHRITIS!!!!” Bulma smirks and says: “It's a wonder that you're still up and walking then!” Blonda asks: “Where did you steal THAT one? The 99 cent store?” Bulma says: “At least I CAN actually shop there unlike YOU, Mrs. Justin Bieber!” Blonda says: “Justin Bieber WISHES he could be me!” Bulma says: “Justin Bieber wouldn't even DO you if you were the LAST woman on Earth!” Blonda angrily says: “How DARE YOU?!!!” Gonard nervously says: “Can't we just calm down a bit?! You both seem really tense!” Blonda says: “Stay out of this, Sean Schemmel! This doesn't concern you!” Bulma says: “It ought to! Seeing as how you plan on eliminating him when things inevitably go south for you!” Blonda smirks and says: “Darn right! I really like...” Blonda then freezes and realizes Bulma has TRICKED her! Blonda angrily says: “YOU think you're SO smart, don't you?!” Bulma smirks and says: “I outsmarted YOU, didn't I? Not that it was hard to do, seeing as how you pretty much trip yourself up!” Skipper says: “Nobody talks to MY Blonda that way!” Bulma says: “I didn't ask you for YOUR opinion, did I?” Skipper says: “Maybe not, but you're going to get it anyways! Blonda has talent OOZING out of her pores!” Zarbon snickers and says: “I bet that's not the ONLY thing she has oozing out of her pores!” Skipper shouts: “SHUT up! She is a TRUE beauty and we're LUCKY to have her on our team!”

Taotie says: “Oh, it's LUCK all right, and it's all BAD!!!!” Bulma says: “I know how we can break this dead-lock; ask the new guy what he thinks.” Larry says: “I don't want to get dragged into choosing a side.” Zarbon says: “You're a part of this team now! Whose it going to be; them or us?!” Larry nervously says: “You know what? I...need a minute to think it over!” And Larry rushes to go use the Confessional. (Confessional) Gonard is sad, because of what Blonda has admitted. Gonard says: “I can't believe Blonda plans on dumping me if things go south! I had hoped that we had formed at least a friendship together, but she doesn't even consider me good enough for that! I guess the next opportunity I get, I should tell Bulma that I'm on her side. It is SO over between me and Blonda!” / Bulma says: “Larry will soon inevitably realize his only real option of staying in the game is to align with me. He can either help me, and make it far, or he can pick Blonda and get voted off faster! Either way, my game won't be hurt TOO badly!” / Skipper says: “Believe me, it's not easy for me to feign interest in THAT Paris Hilton knock-off, but I HAVE to if I'm going to make Marlene jealous enough to come back to me! I WILL outlast Spongebob, I PLAN on outlasting Captain Retro, and unless Marlene comes to her senses, than she will leave me no choice but for me to outlast HER as well!” / Larry says: “What is it with this team acting all crazy?! They're acting like this is the Final Seven of this season, and they're NOT acting like we're the only seven left on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! It's clear that I'm not going to be able to get through to them as long as they're in THIS mood! Maybe if I'm lucky, I can just stay in here until we actually land in Australia! (Sound of tires screeching as they touch on the runway can be heard outside). Now that's what I call Synchronicity!” (End Confessional)

The three teams exit out of the airplane, and find vehicles of an anarchic future variety awaiting in front of them. Rocko asks: “What in the world is this, mate?” Sniz answers: “Seeing as how YOU'RE from Australia, I thought you would be familiar with the world of The Road Warrior, the 1982 film that was FILMED in Australia and made Mel Gibson an international superstar!” Marlene adds: “Before he went CRAZY with The Passion of the Christ AND making an IDIOT out of himself by insulting a police officer!” Sniz says: “I'LL be the one who makes the witty commentary around here, thank you! Anyways, the task laid before you is simple.” Norbert says: “And by 'simple,' you mean 'painful' and quite possibly, 'life-threatening.'” Sniz says: “YOU said it, I didn't! The task is, you have to drive to Ayers Rock with these vehicles; that are of the anarchic future variety. But on the way there, you're going to be dealing with some obstacles. The Greasers from Catdog, the Dicksons from Sanjay and Craig, and the Mild Ones from Spongebob Squarepants will ALSO be driving vehicles that are of the anarchic future variety. You'll have to get past them by beating them, and making it to Ayers Rock first. The team that gets to Ayers Rock first will get a good advantage in the next part of the challenge, by getting a FULL five minute head start before the other teams! Any questions?” Stimpy asks: “Just one, can we sing NOW instead of later?” General Barracuda yells: “You'll SING when the communicators BEEP their alert and you'll LIKE it!” Stimpy nervously says: “Just thought I'd ask!” /

The three teams pick out the vehicles that look best to them, and gear themselves up by wearing protective helmets, goggles, elbow pads, shoulder pads, knee pads, and other anarchic future armor. Reggie says: “We're going to have a blast in this challenge, aren't we Rocko?!” Rocko says: “We should! We didn't come to my native country to NOT have a good time!” General Barracuda says: “Get your motors running! Head out on the highway! Go looking for adventure, and whatever comes your way! Like a true nature's child, you are born to be wild! Just like Steppenwolf once sang! On your mark, get SET, GO!!!!” And the three teams begin their mad race to Ayers Rock.

Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool takes an early lead, thanks to Zarbon blasting out an energy wave behind their vehicles! Gonard asks: “Are you SURE you should be doing that?!” Zarbon says: “Sniz never SAID we couldn't! Advantage, us!” Larry says: “Maybe, but can your advantage help us with THEM?!” And both the Greasers AND the Dicksons come roaring towards them like bats on fire! They begin circling their vehicles with mad fury! Taotie says: “Relax, I'll handle this! Hey tough guys and girls!” Surprised, Shriek stops and asks: “Are you talking to us? Are you TALKING to US?!!!” Taotie asks: “Do you see anyone else here? How would you like to do something fun for us?” Cliff asks: “Such as?” Taotie answers: “Simple. Ignore US and attack Teams Retro and TUFF instead!” Lube asks: “What's in it for us?” Bulma pulls out a stack of $10 dollar bills and says: “$10 dollars each for ALL of you!” Shriek grabs the money, and distributes it evenly to the six of them. Shriek says: “Deal! Let's go antagonize some saps!” And both the Greasers and the Dicksons go racing after the other teams! Zarbon looks at Larry, and Zarbon confidently says: “I TOLD you we would handle it!” Gonard asks: “But what about the Mild Ones?” Larry answers: “Those old guys? Are you KIDDING?! They don't have the slightest SENSE of direction!” (Camera cuts to the Mild Ones, who are stuck with bewilderment in Lone Pine, California). One elderly biker fish says: “I KNEW we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!” (Camera cuts back to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool). Bulma says: “Come on, team! To VICTORY!!!!” (Confessional)

Bulma says: “I ALWAYS make sure to carry a large stash of cash on my person BEFORE I go anywhere! That way, in case there's someone who can't be swayed by my looks OR my brains, I can almost ALWAYS sway them with my MONEY!!!!” / Blonda angrily says: “I HATE that Bulma! I could have done that TO, if I WANTED to! I just don't feel like throwing MY money away! But the way SHE is doing it, she's making ME look poor! And I HATE looking like I'm poor!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Team Retro and Team TUFF are pretty neck and neck. Daggett asks: “How far is it to Ayers Rock?” Rocko says: “Well, Ayers Rock is located 208 miles southwest of Alice Springs, and it is 1200 miles away from Sydney, give or take a dozen miles of course, I've NEVER measured the distance EXACTLY!” Daggett asks: “Then how LONG will it take us to GET there?” Tigress says: “Our anarchic future vehicles appear to be designed to travel up to 100 miles per hour. So we SHOULD get there within 12 hours!”

Norbert asks: “What do you MEAN, 'should'?” Tigress answers: “Because you never know what unexpected developments...” Shriek yells: “RAID!!!!” And the Greasers and the Dicksons start swarming around the two teams! Tigress finishes: “Might develop.” Chameleon asks: “Why aren't they attacking Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool? They're ahead of us!” Dudley says: “Does it matter? We've got to deal with them here and now!” Cliff says: “You guys and girls ain't going anywhere until you beat us in a brawl!” Tigress asks: “Do you have ANY idea who you're talking to?” Lube answers: “Don't tell me; let me guess. You're a REAL tough cookie with a long history, of breaking little hearts like the one in me. Well, that's okay. Let's see how you do it. Put up your dukes, let's get down to it! Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot? Hit me with your best shot!” Po says: “Fire away!” Captain Retro says: “Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro fires a blue beam of energy into the Earth, trapping the Dicksons in a big hole, but the Greasers manage to avoid it! Stimpy says: “Nice shot!” Captain Retro says: “Thank you! I've been practicing!” Shriek says: “That Taotie guy said NOTHING about having to face a guy who could shoot energy rays! New plan! We just attack Team TUFF and tell Bulma we MISSED facing off against Team Retro!” Marlene says: “Not a chance! You mess with Team TUFF, you mess with us!” Suzie asks: “Why are you helping us?”

Wally says: “Simple, we don't like bullies who terrorize others and break stuff anymore than you do!” Cliff says: “It's going to take more than words and some power freak to scare US off!” Marlene angrily says: “Don't you DARE talk about MY boyfriend like that!” Lube says: “I thought a penguin was your boyfriend.” Marlene says: “He USED to be, but that was a LONG time ago! Captain Retro is my boyfriend now!” Shriek says: “Darn it! And I was hoping THAT hunk was available!” Captain Retro says: “Sorry, but I don't DATE bullies!” Shriek says: “You're going to REGRET that decision!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz comes over the communicators and announces: “You know what THAT sound means! It's time to sing a song that's appropriate for this situation that you're in! And for an added challenge, it HAS to be a song by Tina Turner!” Suzie says: “No worries, I have an appropriate song in mind!” /

Genre: New wave Pop Rock. Sub-genre: Tina Turner. Song: “We Don't Need Another Hero.” Sung by: Team Retro and Team TUFF. / During this sequence, Team Retro and Team TUFF are racing on their vehicles, trying to avoid being hit by the Greasers, while the Teams try to destroy the Greasers vehicles. / Suzie: “Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage; can't make the same mistakes this time.” Captain Retro: “We are the children, the last generation.” Wally: “Last generation!” Marlene: “We are the ones they left behind. And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Stimpy: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Rocko: “Looking for something we can rely on, there's got to be something better out there.” Reggie: “Mm, love and compassion, their day is coming.” Tigress: “Coming!” Po: “All else are castles built in the air.” Dog: “And I wonder when we are ever gonna change?” Randolph: “Living under the fear, till nothing else remains.” Suzie: “All the children say, we don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” Daggett: “So what do we do with our lives?” Norbert: “We leave only a mark.” Chameleon: “Will our story shine like a light, or end in the dark?” Dudley: “Give it all or nothing!” (Instrumental solo). Suzie: “We don't need another hero!” Spongebob: “Hero!” Suzie: “We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know! All the children say--” Team Retro and Team TUFF: “We don't need another hero! We don't need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the love we know!” / And the song ends as Po FINALLY knocks the Greasers out of their vehicles, and the vehicles crash, rendered unusable.

Patrick says: “We did it! The Greasers and the Dicksons are beaten!” Spongebob says: “Now we can focus on a good, clean race to Ayers Rock!” Tigress says: “Exactly! And when we get there, may the better man OR woman win!” (Confessional) Captain Retro says: “Honestly, out of all the challenges we've done so far, that might have been the most exhilarating! Merely WATCHING The Road Warrior is nowhere NEAR as exciting as actually having to live it yourself! But with that out of the way, I'd say the hard part is over! There is no doubt in my mind that Taotie and Bulma BRIBED the Greasers and the Dicksons to come after us, but I'll worry about THOSE two once we see them at Ayers Rock!” / Po says: “I'm sick of Taotie always hiding behind other creeps! I'd wish he'd come out and fight against us himself! Not that I'm looking for a fight, I'd just like to settle this issue once and for all!” (End Confessional) The action switches to Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda located on top of Ayers Rock. General Barracuda is relaxing in a cool, portable pool, drinking ice cool Pepsi, while Sniz is sitting underneath an umbrella, drinking lemonade, while Fondue is busy trying to cool Sniz off with a big leaf fan. Fondue asks: “Can I take a break and join General Barracuda in the portable pool.” Sniz says: “You KNOW I have sensitive skin! I can't risk getting any signs of premature aging!”

General Barracuda looks through his binoculars and says: “Hey! One of the teams is approaching!” Sniz says: “Really?! I wasn't expecting the FIRST team for at least another six hours!” And Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool blasts to the foot of Ayers Rock. The team makes its way to the top of Ayers Rock and Skipper triumphantly says: “We're HERE!!!! Let's start SHEARING sheep!” Sniz says: “Not so fast, Happy Feet! You can't shear sheep yet!” Skipper gets startled and says: “What do you MEAN?! You SAID...” Sniz says: “I SAID that the team that got here FIRST would get a five minute head start before the OTHER teams! But the other teams aren't HERE yet! Therefore, you'll have to wait!” Bulma gets a devious look on her face, and she says: “BRILLIANT idea you HAD, BLONDA; BRIBING the Greasers and the Dicksons to attack the OTHER teams and just IGNORE us!” Blonda says: “Well I'm glad YOU think I'm brilliant for a change! It's about time--!” And Blonda stops, realizing Bulma is tricking her again! Bulma says: “What are you PULLING?!!! It was YOUR idea!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Don't be so modest, Miss Fairy World Fame. Take credit where credit is DUE!!!!” Skipper asks: “You want to talk about CREDIT?! Why don't you give Blonda the credit she deserves of being the prettiest on MY team?!”

Blonda screams: “YOUR; TEAM?!!! It's MY team!” Skipper seriously says: “You don't even DESERVE to be on this team, you know! The only reason you're even here right now is to help ME bag back Marlene!” Blonda shouts: “When is it going to become CLEAR to you that Marlene is unavailable for you?! Get over your delusions of grandeur!” Skipper says: “Just to let you know, I AM grand, and don't YOU forget!” Blonda angrily says: “Are YOU nuts?! If YOU'RE grand, than I'M a Tasmanian tiger!” Bulma says: “So how does it FEEL to be extinct?!” Blonda asks: “Do you EVER shut that MOUTH off?!” Bulma says: “I'll stop talking when I stop being right!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “As in, NEVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Gonard sneaks over to Bulma, and Gonard says: “I have thought about it, and you're right! Blonda doesn't care about me, she only cares about herself! Well, I'm over her! I'll join up with you and be the swing vote you need to help boot her off!” Bulma smiles and says: “Gonard, you just shot up seven points on my respect-o-meter!” (Confessional) Gonard says: “It feels good not to be bound on an alliance based on lies, anymore. Now I'm in an alliance based on mutual truth and respect, and I hope that Bulma realizes how much of a valuable asset I can be to her!” / Bulma says: “Gonard has FINALLY come to his senses! Of course, I knew he would; it was only a matter of time! All that's left is for Zarbon, Taotie, Gonard, and I to seal Blonda's doom and give her the big shove off when the time is right! With MY dream team in place, there's no WAY it won't work!” (End Confessional)

Sniz says: “Since we don't know when the other teams are going to get here, why don't we pass the time? And when I say 'we', I mean 'Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool,' I want YOUR team to sing a song! Zarbon asks: “But what song?” Sniz says: “Since we're in Australia, why don't we sing a song by a group that ORIGINATED in Australia?!” Taotie says: “Well in that case, I think that WE have a song for you!” / Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “Devil Inside.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool. / During this sequence, lots of fiery and Satanic imagery is featured, mainly of Taotie and BULMA looking like the devil. / Taotie looks to Blonda and laughs: “Here come the woman, with the look in her eye. Raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words as weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! How the other half die! Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside!” Gonard: “Makes you wonder, wonder, wonder.” Bulma, to Skipper: “Here come the man, with the look in his eye. Fed on nothing, but full of pride!” Larry: “Look at them go, look at them kick! Makes you wonder how the other half live!”

Taotie: “Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the devil inside. Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Blonda: “Here come the world, with the look in its eye! Future uncertain but certainly slight.” Skipper: “Look at the faces, listen to the bells! It's hard to believe we need a place called Hell! A place called Hell!” Bulma: “The devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us the Devil inside. Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us!” Taotie points to Blonda: “Here comes the woman, with the look in her eye. She's raised on leather, with flesh on her mind.” Zarbon: “Words are weapons, sharper than knives! Makes you wonder how the other half die! Devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Taotie: “Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. Devil inside, Devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside!” Skipper: “The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah! The devil inside! Yeah, yeah, yeah!” (Instrumental solo plays out, and the epic song ends). / When the sequence is finished, both Team Retro and Team TUFF arrive at the base of Ayers Rock. Suzie says: “We did it! We're here!” Sniz says: “Come on up, so we can get this challenge started in style!” /

After some time has elapsed, the contestants are now looking back to normal, only equipped with safety equipment for bungee jumping. Sniz says: “Here's how the final portion of the challenge will work. Each contestant of each team will take one turn jumping off Ayers Rock. That turn won't end until the contestant manages to catch a sheep and bring it back up to the top. Once you're back on the top, you must use whatever is handy in order to shear the sheep. If the sheep does NOT have your team logo on it, you must take it back down to the base of Ayers Rock before you can get another one. The team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it first, will earn first place. And the team that finds a sheep with their team logo on it second will get second, not that it will MEAN much, seeing as how TWO teams will face an elimination ceremony if they LOSE!” Daggett moans and says: “Spooty plan! I'm probably going to go OUT if we end up taking second!” Norbert whispers to him and says: “Not necessarily. Maybe we can get out Tigress sooner than expected!” Daggett says: “Well, it WOULD be a lot easier for US to be able to WIN this season without HER around!” Po asks: “What are you guys talking about?” Norbert says: “None of your business, Jack Black!” (Confessional)

Norbert says: “Seriously, why does Po sound like that actor who starred in School of Rock?” / Po groans and says: “Man, if I had a dollar for EVERY time someone told me that I SOUND like that actor from Shallow Hal, I'd have a LOT of dollars!” / Daggett groans and says: “I am NOT in a good position right now! I feel like the Spongebob of Team Retro! If we don't find SOMEWAY of staying safe, I can kiss MY chances of winning $44.44 million good-bye! I know I should be grateful for just being able to make it THIS far, but I don't want to go just yet!” / Taotie laughs gleefully and says: “Team Retro will NEVER be able to win! You want to know how I know this?! I managed to find that old micro-chip Snaptrap used to have, and I have duplicated it in order to plant them on the sheep! So when ANY member of Team Retro gets close to the sheep, the sheep will run AWAY from them! And the sheep will come CLOSE to Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Something REALLY stupid would have to happen in order for us to NOT win!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Since Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool DID manage to get here first, they will get the five minute head start advantage. Which one of you wants to be the first to jump off?” Taotie smiles and says: “Oh, I'LL go first!” Tigress sarcastically says: “NICE bluff, for such a false bravado!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Now, why would I NEED to bluff?! I think our luck will FINALLY change today!” Taotie gets close to the edge, and he gets ready to jump. General Barracuda says: “It's time for you to take the plunge!”

Sniz says: “On your mark, get set, GO!!!!” And Taotie leaps, and sure enough, he is able to catch a sheep EASILY, and bring it back up to the top! Taotie chuckles deviously, turns to Tigress, and he says: “Now WHO was it who had false bravado, Miss Jumps to Conclusions?” And Tigress is baffled, as she just looks on in bewilderment! (Confessional) Tigress says: “Something doesn't add up here! How in the WORLD could Taotie have CAUGHT a sheep THAT fast?! Has he been holding BACK on me; or it this another one of his underhanded, dirty tricks?! My money is on the latter!” (End Confessional) Taotie carries his sheep to the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, and Taotie says: “Here's one! Shear away!” Bulma grabs an electric shaver, and shaves for a few second, but the sheep's wool STILL looks pretty thick! Gonard says: “Wow! These sheep are woolier than they look! And they looked pretty wooly to start off with!” Larry says: “We'll just have to shave faster than!” General Barracuda says: “And I can make it MORE fun!” Skipper suspiciously asks: “What do you MEAN, 'fun'?” General Barracuda answers: “By making you sing along to THIS!” And General Barracuda makes music from a CD player, and Bulma instantly recognizes the tune! Bulma says: “This is no problem for a certified GENIUS such as myself! We'll ace this song AND shear the sheep at the same time!” / Genre: Australian Rock. Sub-genre: INXS. Song: “What You Need.” Sung by: Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, Captain Retro and Marlene. /

Zarbon to Bulma: “Hey, here is the story! Forget about troubles in your life!” Bulma: “Don’t you know, it’s not easy when you gotta walk upon that line!” Gonard: “That’s why you need, ooh, that’s why this is what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Larry: “Whoa, don’t you get sad and lonely. You need a change from what you do all day.” Skipper: “Ain’t no sense in all your crying, pick it up and throw it into shape, ooh yeah!” Blonda: “That’s why you need; ooh, that’s why this is what you need! I’ll give you what you need!” Taotie: “This is what you need, I’ll give you what you need! This is what you need! I’ll give you what you need, I’ll give you what you need!” Skipper to Marlene: “Hey you, won’t you listen? This is not the end of it all. Don’t you see, there is a rhythm?” Captain Retro to Marlene: “I’ll take you where you really need to be; whoa! Whoa, what you need, what you need!” Marlene to Captain Retro: “I’ll give it all, I’ll give it all; I’ll give it all! I’ll take you, I’ll take you where you want to be, that’s right!” / The sequence, and the five minute head start that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool had, ends as the sheep is sheared wool-less, with NO Team emblem on it!

Bulma is disgusted, and she whispers to Taotie and says: “Excuse me, member of MY alliance, I THOUGHT you were going to grab the WINNING sheep?!” Taotie shouts out loud: “I only had time to micro-chip the sheep! NOT look for our symbol!” And Bulma face-palms herself over Taotie's grievous error! Taotie asks: “What?” Bulma angrily whispers: “You just went from a seven to a three on my respect-o-meter!” General Barracuda angrily says: “All right! What are you trying to pull here?!” Taotie scoffs and says: “Like I'd tell YOU! You're not getting a THING out of me!” General Barracuda gets an angry, tense look on his face, and says: “I can LITERALLY tear you apart if you cross me!” Taotie shrugs and says: “Well I'm NOT going to tell you that BLONDA had me HIDE it on the plane!” And Bulma gasps, realizing Taotie may be able to turn his error into THEIR favor! Bulma says: “That's right! Blonda has just been threatening ALL of us today! She said she would give us all bad haircuts if we didn't play ALONG with this plan!” Blonda screams: “I did NOT!!!!” Bulma asks: “So you're not only a back-stabber, but you're a liar as well?” Blonda smirks and says: “Of COURSE I'm a liar! I can lie my way out of any...” Then she stops and realizes Bulma is tricking her AGAIN!!!! Blonda angrily says: “So HELP me, I'll get even with YOU yet!” Bulma smiles and says: “Thank YOU for helping ME prove my point!”

(Confessional) Bulma chuckles with glee and says: “Tricking Blonda is SO easy, it shouldn't even be funny! But it IS!!!!” / Taotie says: “I admit, I tripped a little! But thanks to MY quick thinking, I was able to turn a disadvantage into an advantage! Who SAYS you can't learn from your mistakes?!” / Blonda is LITERALLY red in the face, and has steam coming out of her ears! Blonda angrily says: “So THAT'S the game Bulma wants to play, is it?! FINE!!!! Than TWO can play THAT game!” (End Confessional)

General Barracuda says: “I'm going to look in the plane, so nobody better act up while I'm gone!” And General Barracuda runs off! Bulma discreetly whispers to Taotie: “Taotie, he won't be able to find the remote you're using, will he?” Taotie gleefully replies: “Of course not! I have it right ON me! And for extra good measure, I made a FAKE copy of the remote, and planted it in Blonda's clothes when she wasn't looking! I'll destroy the real one just in case General Barracuda gets too close!” Bulma says: “Taotie, you just ratcheted back up to nine on my respect-o-meter!” Sniz says: “While General Barracuda is off doing his thing, it’s time for Team Retro and Team TUFF to step up to the plate! Who wants to try their luck first?” Daggett raises his right hand says: “I...that is, our team would like to go, and I would like to jump!” Norbert asks: “Are you sure?” Daggett says: “I've got to at least try! If I don't, I'm probably a goner anyways!” Sniz says: “And who will jump first for Team TUFF?” Dog says: “I will! I spent a good summer being a sheep dog! I'd love to jump!” Sniz says: “All right then, have at it!” Daggett gets hooked up and says: “You would THINK that with all my time playing Aero the Acrobat, I would feel more confident about this!” Sniz says: “Ready, set, GO!!!!” Daggett begins jumping, but is having a difficult time grabbing a sheep! Norbert sighs and says: “Yep! This is going about as well as I imagined it would!”

Blonda asks Skipper: “Listen, lover boy! What is going on with Taotie and Bulma?” Skipper replies: “Do I LOOK like I give a hoot about what goes on with whoever Bulma talks to? Because newsflash; I DON'T!!!!” Blonda says: “They're up to something! Do you know what it is?” Skipper says: “Maybe. But why should I CARE?!!! MARLENE!!!! Get a GANDER at what you're MISSING here! Primo Penguin HUNK with the most GORGEOUS woman in this GAME?!!! So LOYAL, so TRUSTING, ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!!” Blonda shudders and says: “You REEK of desperation! You're WORSE than Justin Bieber!”

(Confessional) Skipper is disgusted and says: “Honestly, I don't know how much LONGER I can feign my interest in that shallow; and self-loving; ego-maniacal blonde bimbo! I haven't had a plan of mine not work like this since...EVER!!!!” (End Confessional) Suddenly, Daggett gets lucky and he actually GRABS a sheep and he brings it back to the top of Ayers Rock! Daggett says: “Yes! I actually did it!” Wally says: “Come on! Let's get shearing!” And while Team Retro gets to work with a bunch of hedge clippers, Dog begins jumping for Team TUFF, but despite his skills as a sheep dog, he doesn't have much better luck than Daggett! (Confessional) Randolph says: “Taotie, and by extension, the rest of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, must be really desperate to get a win. If they weren't, Dog would've already GOTTEN a sheep by now! They're playing dirty, and nothing good EVER happens when a team plays dirty! Mark my words, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, is really, REALLY going to regret what they're doing!” (End Confessional)

But just then, an excited cry can be heard from below! Dog shouts: “Hi-ho-diggety!” And Dog is propelled back up, with a sheep in his hands! Dog says: “We are STILL in the game!” Chameleon says: “Than let's shear this sheep!” And while Team TUFF gets started shearing, Team Retro finishes. Stimpy says: “No good! There's no logo on this one!” Rocko says: “We'll just have to keep trying!” Bulma leans over to Gonard, and she says: “Gonard, if you pick our WINNING sheep, I'll ratchet you up to a permanent TEN on my respect-o-meter!” And Taotie looks on in shock! (Confessional) Taotie says: “How DARE she offer Gonard a ten on her respect-o-meter! If ANYONE deserves a ten around here, it should be ME! I'm the one busting my BUTT off for MY team!” / Gonard says: “Bulma is depending on me! I can't let her down! This is where I make my mark in the game! This is where I shine!” (End Confessional) Gonard says: “I'll do it!” And Gonard jumps, and he easily catches another sheep! Daggett nervously says: “We got to act fast! If we don't, they're going to get a victory!” Marlene says: “It takes a delicate touch! I'll handle it!” Skipper shouts: “Like you HANDLED your romance with ME?! You're REALLY smooth, and by SMOOTH, I mean LOUSY, that you're FORGETTING about me!” Marlene gets a disgusted look and says: “If you have ANY respect for me at ALL, you'll DROP the crazy act and stop listening to Blonda! She is NOTHING but trouble!” Skipper looks awkwardly at Spongebob and asks: “Spongebob, you’re inexplicably married to someone who should be TOTALLY out of your league, right? So maybe you can answer my following question; I used to have Marlene totally WRAPPED around my flipper, and now I’m getting zero play. What gives?”

Spongebob answers: “Honestly, I don’t really know, or CARE!!!! Even if I were a women, I wouldn’t find YOU attractive!!!!” Skipper looks shocked and angrily says: “Like I care what YOU think!!!! Maybe 'Trouble' is my new mistress!” (Confessional)

Marlene says: “Skipper is going to be in for a world of hurt if he keeps this attitude up. It's not healthy, and furthermore, I don't like it! He is CLEARLY not the penguin I used to love! And if he keeps acting like THIS, I never WILL love him in ANY way again!” / Skipper groans in frustration and shouts: “WHY isn't my plan WORKING?!!! I should have had Marlene back 30 minutes ago! Well, if she's looking for ME to stop acting the way I am, she can FORGET it! Because I'm a LOT more stubborn than SHE is! And how DARE Spongebob talk to ME like that!!!! ME; ‘NOT pretty?!” (Laughs nervously, than gets angry!) Skipper seriously shouts: “I’ll tell YOU who’s NOT pretty!!!! BLIND, CRAZY, STUPID PEOPLE NAMED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!” / Spongebob says: “I was just telling it like it is. It’s not MY fault Skipper didn’t want to hear it!” (End Confessional) Marlene jumps, and Taotie presses a button on his remote, but nothing happens, because Marlene manages to catch a sheep on her FIRST jump! Bulma asks: “Is your remote out of JUICE?!!!” Taotie shouts: “It's not me, it’s HER! Sheep must be naturally attracted to her!” Bulma says: “Shear Larry! Shear like you've NEVER sheared before!” Team TUFF finishes shearing, and find; no logo! Dudley says: Oh man! We're running out of time!” Patrick says: “I'll go next! I'll keep us alive!” Patrick runs forward to the bungee jump, only for Skipper to stick his leg out, causing Patrick to trip!

Skipper facetiously says: “OOPS!!!!” Patrick gets tangled up in the bungee cord, and he ends up getting knocked up against the mountainous wall of Ayers Rock constantly! Larry finishes up shearing and shouts: “I FOUND it!!!!” Daggett nervously shouts: “WHAT?!!!” Reggie says: “Wait! I found ours, as well!” Suddenly, Sniz shouts: “Stop everything!” And Spongebob retrieves Patrick, who is looking REALLY dazed and confused! Spongebob asks: “Are you all right, Patrick?” Patrick, very confused, shouts: “Finland!” Skipper facetiously asks: “How does it FEEL, Spongebob, to have your FRIEND hurt, the way you HURT MY FEELINGS?!!! Actions have CONSEQUENCES, you JERK!!!!” Spongebob asks: “What’s WRONG with YOU?!!! Why are you DOING this?!!!” Skipper seriously says: “If you HAVE to ask by NOW, you will NEVER know!!!!” Sniz says: “We've got to review the play-back footage, and make SURE of which team found their team logo first, before we make any official judgment.” / The three teams are nervous, awaiting the results. Sniz turns around and says: “Well, it's been a while, but the play-back footage confirms that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool found THEIR team logo first!” Blonda gleefully shouts: “YES!!!! We've WON!!!! We've BEATEN you!!!! All of you!” General Barracuda appears and angrily says: “You'd THINK so, wouldn't you?” Blonda asks: “What do you mean?” General Barracuda reaches into Blonda's shorts, and pulls out a remote! General Barracuda says: “Just as I thought, you're USING Snaptrap's stolen technology, and YOU tried to give your team an unfair advantage, by sabotaging the other teams from getting their sheep! Well, that wasn't smart! That was just STUPID!!!!” Bulma smiles and says: “I'm not one to GLOAT, but I TOLD you so, Blonda!!!!”

Sniz says: “Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, despite finding YOUR team logo first, YOUR team CHEATED, so YOUR team is disqualified! Therefore, immunity goes to Team Retro by default!” Daggett looks in bewilderment and asks: “I don't believe it! Captain Retro, how did you know?” Captain Retro says: “Truthfully, I couldn't! It was a gut instinct! I'm glad I listened to it! Now Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool has learned the hard way how it is that those who cheat in life, always end up cheating themselves in the long run. Maybe now, they'll have a little respect for the rules.” Sniz says: “Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool, your teams will BOTH need to be in attendance for this elimination ceremony!” Chameleon asks: “Why?” Sniz says: “Because while both teams will need to eliminate one contestant, both teams will have a say as to WHICH contestant will be the next to leave!” And this gives Blonda a GREAT idea! (Confessional)

Blonda says: “If Bulma thinks she has MY elimination in the bag, she's WRONG! I've got a way to ensure MY safety, and ENSURE that the contestant who leaves MY team isn't me, but is a certain, snotty penguin who's outlived his use to me!” / Marlene says: “While I don't like Skipper, I don't wish him any ill will. Maybe I should take a peek at this elimination ceremony and see how it plays out.” Skipper deviously says: “I already know PRECISELY who is going to leave, and it will NEVER be ME!!!!” (End Confessional)

The plane is in the air, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are sharing the Elimination Ceremony, with Marlene watching in the shadows. Sniz says: “Team TUFF, Team named after me, here is how this Elimination Ceremony is going to work. This Elimination Ceremony is going to be split up into two parts. In the first part, the two teams will both vote for a contestant on EITHER team, to be voted off! But choose your contestant WISELY, because after THAT contestant leaves, the two teams will both vote again. Only this time, they can only choose to vote off a contestant from the team that did NOT have a contestant eliminated off already! So now that I have that explained, it's time for me to get out of the way, so everyone here can--.” Blonda loudly interrupts and says: “Hold it! I'm going to test just how confident my team is!” Taotie sarcastically says: “I'm SO sure!” Blonda angrily says: “Don't cross me, because I can personally GUARANTEE that I can PERMANENTLY mess up the game plan of ANY contestant on OUR team, and I will DO it unless ANYONE here is brave enough to tell me who they're honestly going to vote for in the next 20 seconds!” Skipper stands up and says: “I'm brave! I'm going to vote off Spongebob!” And Marlene's jaw drops in shock! Skipper says: “Spongebob has been USELESS, WHINY, PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, RUDE, SELFISH, and DISPOSABLE on this game long enough! I know that WE have the votes, so why pretend that Spongebob is going to matter here any longer?! He certainly doesn't matter to ME, he never did!” (Confessional) Skipper chuckles and says: “Who’s the SMART, PRETY guy, NOW, SPONGEBOB?!!! Who’s the SMART guy NOW?!!!” / Spongebob asks: “Why is Skipper trying to TARGET me? All I did was tell him the TRUTH! He even ASKED for it! What was I supposed to do, LIE to him?! I don’t DO that!!!!” / Marlene is reeling and asks herself: “Skipper, you WOULDN’T! You COULDN’T! Don’t go THROUGH with this!” (End Confessional) Blonda smiles and says: “Thank you for being a REAL man, Skipper!” And Marlene gets an angry look on his face. Patrick gets up to vote, but because Patrick is STILL dazed from his earlier rock encounter, he walks the WRONG way, into a wall, dazing himself even MORE!!!! Sniz says: “WHOOPS!!!! Voting area is in the OTHER direction!” (Confessional)

Patrick is really dazed and confused, and he awkwardly stamps SOMEONE'S passport, unsure of who he just voted for! / Bulma gets a suspicious look on her face as she stamps Blonda's passport. Bulma asks: “What game are you trying to play THIS time, Blonda?” / Gonard stamps Blonda's passport, and he says: “I'm glad I'm making a GOOD decision that Bulma will like THIS time!” / Skipper stamps Spongebob's passport, and he says: “SEE?! I'm a penguin of my WORD!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Spongebob's passport. Blonda says: “Thank you, Skipper, for being SO predictable!” / Taotie gleefully chuckles as he stamps Blonda's passport! Taotie says: “So LONG loser! See you NEVER!!!!” / Larry angrily stamps Blonda's passport! Larry says: “NOBODY tries to eliminate Spongebob on MY watch!” / Spongebob stamps Blonda's passport. Spongebob says: “Sorry, it's either you or me!” / Dudley stamps Spongebob's passport. Dudley says: “Statistically speaking, you're the weakest member on this team. We need you gone if we're going to win the last team challenge.” / Chameleon stamps Spongebob's passport. Chameleon says: “The way Dudley votes, I vote. And while I wish no ill will on Spongebob, we can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Suzie sighs and stamps Spongebob's passport. Suzie says: “Sorry, but my team can't afford to lose another challenge.” / Zarbon stamps Blonda's passport. Zarbon says: “I'm tired of your mediocre face and your LOUSY personality!” / Randolph gets a disgusted look on his face as he stamps Blonda's passport. Randolph says: “You know what? I don't LOVE you!” / Dog is nervous as he stamps Spongebob's passport. Dog says: “You're a nice guy, but nice guys don't win challenges. We need you gone for the good of our team.” (End Confessional)

Sniz says: “It's time for the big reveal! Who is going to stay? Bags of popcorn will go to Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Taotie, Larry, Skipper, Patrick, Dog, Randolph, Suzie, Dudley, and Chameleon!” Spongebob looks nervous, while Blonda looks on in anticipation! Sniz says: “Only one bag of popcorn left. But there's an unusual turn of events for today! Today, between these two contestants, there has been, a TIE!!!! It's a deadlock between you two!” Larry asks: “How is that possible?!” Patrick realizes that HE must have blundered, and he says: “Spongebob, I'm SO sorry! I messed up!” Sniz says: “Well, in the event of a deadlock between two contestants on opposing teams, we will go to a tie-breaker challenge. Seeing as how today's challenge took place in Australia, we'll make the tie-breaker challenge Australian themed! To get immunity for yourself. You will have to feed a baby koala! You'll need to chew up these Eucalyptus leaves really good before you give it to the koala. The first contestant to feed their baby koala will win immunity!” Spongebob opens up his cage and says: “That shouldn't be too diffi-CA!!!!” And HIS baby koala starts MAULING him! Bulma leans over to Taotie and whispers: “Micro-chip?” Taotie says: “I couldn't help myself; he NEEDED to be taken down a notch!” Bulma says: “Agreed!” But Blonda has no problem with HER baby koala, as she EASILY chews up her Eucalyptus leaves and FEEDS her baby koala first! Sniz says: “And Blonda WINS immunity! That means that Spongebob, YOU have to take the plunge! Spongebob gets his parachute, beaten and bruised, says: “I might have lost THIS game, but at least I haven't lost MY dignity and self-respect! Skipper, you SUCK!!!!” And Spongebob jumps out of the plane! (Confessional) Skipper chuckles and says: “I did it! I WON!!!! I’ve BEATEN you! Nobody talks trash about ME!!!! Absolutely NOBODY!!!! If this doesn’t win me Marlene back, NOTHING will!!!!” / Marlene angrily says: “Skipper, you CROSSED the LINE!!!! How could you PULL a stunt like THIS?!!! All you HAD to do, was to ACT sane ONCE, just ONCE, and I WOULD have come BACK to you! But you DIDN’T, DID you?! How can you EVER expect ME to forgive you NOW?!” (End Confessional)

Sniz says: “Now for the second part of the Elimination Ceremony. Since Blonda just won herself immunity, you CANNOT vote for her, and you can ONLY vote for a contestant on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! So, be sure to have FUN with it!” (Confessional) Larry looks angry as he stamps Skipper's passport. Larry says: “Maybe now, YOU can apologize to Spongebob to his FACE!” / Patrick, having regained his composure, stamps Skipper's passport. Patrick says: “At least I can vote off the contestant who sold Spongebob down the river!” / Suzie stamps Skipper's passport. Suzie says: “Since I can't vote for Blonda, I'll vote off her so-called love interest!” / Bulma is disgusted as she reluctantly stamps Skipper's passport. Bulma says: “So Blonda, you bought yourself one more episode. But it's ONLY one more episode!” / Zarbon stamps Skipper's passport. Zarbon says: “You're being a real DRAG on this team, you need to go!” / Taotie chuckles gleefully as he stamps Skipper's passport. Taotie says: “At least this day doesn't end TOO badly for me; I get to vote off another LOSER! Thank you for playing RIGHT into MY hands, SKIPPER!!!” / Gonard sighs as he stamps Skipper's passport. Gonard says: “At least it’s not MY fault things went south this time!” / Skipper defiantly stamps Taotie's passport. Skipper says: “It's YOUR fault we got disqualified! There's no WAY I'm leaving this game again!” / Blonda smiles as she stamps Skipper's passport. Blonda says: “Sorry, 'lover boy,' you're about to be blind-sided!” / The remaining contestants stamp Skipper's passport. (End Confessional)

Sniz says: “Voting is over, it's time to reveal which member of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool will really, REALLY have to leave, and can NEVER come back EVER!!!! Bags of popcorn will go to; Bulma, Zarbon, Blonda, Gonard, Larry!” Skipper looks nervous, while Taotie is giddy with glee! Sniz says: “The final bag of popcorn goes to, TAOTIE!!!!” Skipper screams: “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?! Why is this happening to ME, AGAIN?!!!” Marlene comes out of the shadows and angrily says: “WHY?!!! I'll tell you why; it's because YOU sold out Spongebob! I can't BELIEVE you had the audacity to DO that! Especially after I WARNED you not to TRUST Blonda! And to THINK, I used to STILL have some SHRED of respect for you! But after THAT little stunt you pulled by selling out Spongebob, THAT respect has practically crumbled into NOTHINGNESS! I don't even KNOW you anymore!” Skipper is shocked as he asks: “This can’t be HAPPENING, NOT to ME! Et tu, Blonda? Et tu?” Blonda says: “I MIGHT have been willing to SAVE you, if your romance with me had been genuine!” Skipper angrily says: “FORGET it! No amount of money is WORTH feigning a romance with you, not after what YOU all DID to me! I'll look forward to watching YOU, and the REST of my FORMER team-mates on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, LOSE!!!!” Bulma says: “That is nice, so sorry it means that you're wrong!” Skipper grabs his parachute, opens the plane door, and says: “I promise you this, you haven't heard the LAST of me! BANZAI!!!!” And Skipper jumps out of the plane. Sniz says: “With that done, not only is Spongebob gone, but we also got rid of Mr. Crazy and CRAZIER Penguin AGAIN, for the LAST time, hopefully! There are 22 contestants left, and a whole bunch of the world still left to see. So see where we wind up next on another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” /

Epilogue: Marlene reflects on her past relationship with Skipper, by singing and dancing along to a very famous song done by an Australian singer. Genre: Soft Pop. Sub-genre: Folk Rock. Song: “Torn.” Sung by: Marlene. / Marlene: “I thought, I saw a man brought to life. He was warm, he came around and he was dignified. He showed me what it was to cry. Well, you couldn't be that man I adored. You don't seem to know; seem to care what your heart is for. But I don't know him anymore. There's nothing where he used to lie, the conversation has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's fine, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn. So I guess the fortune teller's right. Should have seen just what was there, and not some holy light. It crawled beneath my veins and now, I don't care; I had no luck. I don't miss it all that much. There's just so many things that I can touch, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed, into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. (Instrumental solo). There's nothing where he used to lie, my inspiration has run dry. That's what's going on. Nothing's right, I'm torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on this floor. Illusion never changed into something real. I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn. I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel. I'm cold and I'm ashamed, bound and broken on the floor. You're a little late, I'm already torn; torn. Whoa!” (Instrumental solo plays until the end). /

Episode Notes: Blonda and Skipper start a 'show-mance' in this episode, but it fails mostly because of Skipper's one sided interest in Marlene. Running gags in this episode include Blonda continually falling for Bulma's word tricks, and Skipper being continually baffled on how his plan to make Marlene isn't working. Due to Skipper selling out Spongebob (because Spongebob said that Skipper WASN’T pretty), it caused Marlene's feelings for Skipper (whatever was left of them by that point), to REALLY sour. With Spongebob's elimination in this episode, this marks the first time that Spongebob does NOT make the team merge, despite outlasting more contestants this season than in his prior two seasons. With Skipper's elimination, Marlene becomes the only representative from The Penguins of Madagascar left in the game. Blonda's Magic Alliance is effectively ended in this episode as Gonard defects to be with Blonda, and Blonda ends up eliminating Skipper. Featured songs in this episode include “New Sensation, We Don't Need Another Hero, Devil Inside” (also part of the episode title), “What You Need,” and “Torn.”

Personal Notes: It seems that Spongebob, whenever he gets eliminated, it’s always due to a form of sabotage of one kind or another. On season one, it was accidental sabotage, on season two, it was self-sabotage. But on season three, Spongebob's elimination was deliberate sabotage, and not just from one party. Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper all ended up playing a deliberate plan to get Spongebob out of the game. The reason this happened is mostly because of something I noticed. Despite having 200 episodes under his belt, Spongebob was a very difficult character to write for this season. In fact, he was SO difficult to write for, he was almost never involved in any real plot point or situation. Most of the time, I almost forgot he was even in this season. So, I decided to actually MAKE it a key point, to make Spongebob into a red herring this season. His story ended up being a potential under the radar winner. Because he rarely tried to get any attention for himself (except when he was angry or pushed into doing so), it was setting him up to just go unnoticed in the game. But Spongebob's game plan wasn't to be this season, mainly because Taotie, Blonda, and Skipper were not interested in seeing Spongebob have his game plan play out. But Skipper, for his part in engineering Spongebob's elimination, had to pay a price for doing so. He had to be the very NEXT contestant out, which is why Blonda and Taotie set him up to take the fall out of the game. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the third chapter of Mr. Krab's Treasure Adventure

Spoiler

Chapter 3: Jellybeans and Plankton

An Abominable Snow Mollusk has just appeared! The monster grabs the ship and screams "JELLYBEANS". SpongeBob jumps in and gives the mollusk some jellybeans. Mr. Krabs and Squidward were unimpressed. Suddenly... BLAM! A cannon ball hits the snow mollusk and a pirate ship has appeared. Mr. Krabs noticed that the person who is sailing the ship is Plankton. Mr. Krabs tell SpongeBob to prepare the cannons. Plankton realized that he had only one cannon ball. But suddenly... ROOOAR!!! Plankton's ship is carried by the Abominable Snow Mollusk. The mollusk then flips the ship upside down where Plankton falls down and is eaten. SpongeBob realizes that the mollusk ate Plankton because she thought he was a jellybean. The mollusk throws Plankton's ship away and leaves. While in the stomach of the mollusk, Plankton waits for nature to take it's course. Mr. Krabs starts laughing but suddenly a huge wave approaches Mr. Krab's ship. Mr. Krabs, Squidward and SpongeBob says "uh oh". And then the wave knocks the ship.

End of the Chapter

 

[4EverGreen]

Play-back footage of the last episode is shown, as Sniz narrates. Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went down to the outback of Australia! The contestants first had to participate in a race right out of the pages of The Road Warrior, with Taotie playing VERY dirty! At Ayers Rock, the three teams had to bungee jump in order to collect sheep. However, Skipper's mind was VERY focused on trying to make Marlene jealous with his brand new 'romance' with Blonda! A fact that frustrated both his team and Marlene to no end. In the end, despite technically getting first place, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, turned out to have really, really, REALLY cheated; so they got disqualified, and Team Retro ended up getting a default immunity.

At the elimination ceremony, who of all contestants would incite a vendetta against Spongebob, except for Skipper?! Even more shocking, who of all contestants should ACCIDENTALLY force a tie-breaker challenge between Spongebob and Blonda, except for Patrick?! Blonda won her tie-breaker challenge under 'dubious' circumstances, but it was Skipper who paid the price for his vendetta, by being the very next contestant voted off, so now we are down to 22 contestants, and it's soon to be 20." (Camera switches to show Sniz in his V.I.P. lounge room). Sniz says: "Who will run fast, and who will eat hearty?! Who will be; (notices a VERY unwelcome lady in his hot tub NAMED Blonda)...in MY hot tub?! Excuse me, but this tub is for hosts and V.I.P. contestants ONLY!"

Blonda smugly smiles and says: "I'm a V.I.P. contestant AND a host! Watch! Might, lights, and a WHOLE lot of fights! Right here, on Total Cartoon--!!"

Sniz interrupts and says: "Okay, out of my hot tub!"

Instead of the usual show open, a music video sequence (designed to look like vintage 1983), shows Po romancing with Tigress in a song that David Bowie would be VERY proud of! / Genre: Pop. Sub-genre: David Bowie. Song: "China Girl." Sung by: Po and Tigress.

Po: "Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. I could escape this feeling, with my China girl. I feel a wreck without my, little China girl. I hear her heart beating, loud as thunder. Saw the stars crashing.

I'm a mess without my, little China girl. Wake up in the morning, where's my, little China girl? I hear her heart's beating, loud as thunder. Saw the stars crashing down. I feel tragic like I'm Marlon Brando when I look at my China girl. I could pretend that nothing really meant too much when I look at my China girl.

(Instrumental solo). I stumble into town just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in my head, plans for everyone! It's in the whites of my eyes! My little China girl, you shouldn't mess with me. I'll ruin everything you are. You know, I'll give you television, I'll give you, eyes of blue, I'll, give you a man who want to rule the world! And when I get excited, my little China girl says--."

Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!" Po: "She says, sh! She says, sh! She says, she says. And when I get excited, my little China girl says--."
Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!"

Po: "And when I get excited, my little China girl says--."
Tigress: "Oh baby, just you shut your mouth!"
Po: "She says, sh; she says. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl. Oh, oh, oh, little China girl." /

"China Girl." / The episode starts in earnest, and the plane is once again in flight, with Team Retro once again in First Class, but Marlene is very despondent over the recent fall-out that happened in the last episode. Marlene says: "I just can't believe that Spongebob's gone; I don't know what I ever saw in Skipper that made me love him for so long."

Captain Retro says: "It could always be worse; you could've BEEN Skipper, who betrayed the trust of his friends AND shocked his team-mates by going after Spongebob like that! But then, I guess that's what happens when you ACT without thinking!!!!"

Daggett says: "Well, it's not like moping about the loss of Spongebob is going to bring him back. What we can do is avenge his loss! We just have one more challenge to get through, and we'll be at the team merge! What really amazes me about this, is the fact that I never thought I would get this far!"

Reggie says: "Don't get confidant yet! We STILL have to actually get THROUGH the challenge, and then the hard part will arrive; the solo immunity portion challenge of the game! All things considered, we've had it relatively easy, due to the ineptitude of ONE team, and the sabotaging antics of another! If there had been any other team line-up, I doubt that Team Retro would've had it this good for THIS long!"

Rocko says: "Good point, Reggie. It will be a challenge to remain friends once we're no longer technically part of a team, but as long as we have faith in each other, I think we'll be okay. So let's get our game faces on, and end Team Retro's time as a team on a high note!"

Stimpy loudly sings: "AHHH!!!!" And his voice BREAKS a glass cup that Tigress is holding!

Tigress rolls her eyes and says: "Not THAT high of a note!" / (Confessional)

Marlene says: "If anyone would've asked me how I would've envisioned my relationship with Skipper ending, I would've told them, not until I was old and gray, preferably older than my 90's! But because Skipper ALWAYS has to have things his own way, I guess I should've known deep down that he would never be mature or level headed enough to handle a serious relationship! At least I've got Captain Retro to fall back on!"

Captain Retro says: "I've got a number of detractors back in my old dimension, who think that I love nothing more than to be RIGHT all the time! But the thing of it is, I don't always WANT to be right, it's just that most of the time, I am."

Reggie says: "This isn't the first time I've been in an endurance competition. One time, Otto, Twister, Sam and I once competed in an all-day endurance challenge, trying to do all our favorite sport against Lars and his cohorts! But the big mistake that we ALL made, except for Sam, is that we burned up all our energy at the beginning, and we didn't save any for the last event. If it weren't for Sam, I wouldn't have a spot on the Surf Shack hall of fame! That's why I've been careful not to over-extend myself in this competition, I'm ready to win an endurance challenge on my own." (End Confessional)

Suddenly, Blonda's voice comes over the loud-speakers. Blonda announces: "Attention passengers. Are you lonely? Do you feel lost without a good alliance buddy to call your own? Well, fear no more! Join me in a new alliance, and together, we'll go far!" (Confessional)

Blonda says: "Ever since Gonard defected AWAY from me and my other alliance buddies had to BREAK my most important rules, FORCING me to vote them off, I've found myself without an alliance and therefore, vulnerable to any plans that Bulma might come up with! I need a new alliance, a STRONG alliance, one that can't be broken by Bulma's plans, and one that will take me ALL the way to the end!" (End Confessional)

Blonda turns off the intercom, and turns to General Barracuda, who is flying the plane. Blonda says: "I've been watching you for a LONG time, Horatio! You are by FAR the strongest on this plane; you have the muscles AND the combat experience to prove it!"

General Barracuda says: "If you're trying to flatter me, you're wasting your time! I'm not getting involved with YOU; I don't MESS with the game plans of other contestants anymore!"

Blonda says: "Oh, right! Your little fallout from your disastrous Patrick folly last season. It's too bad, really. Sniz is doing nothing but holding you back. I've got powerful Fairy World connections, and I think you would be GREAT as a star on your OWN show!" And this causes General Barracuda to SERIOUSLY think about Blonda's proposal. (Confessional)

General Barracuda says: "Don't get me wrong, getting to scare the snot out of Spongebob and his friends on a daily basis is a PRETTY good gig! But to be able to do what I do best, punch, kick, and strategically bring about the end of bad guys, is an opportunity of a lifetime that I would be CRAZY to pass up! I mean, Blonda IS magic! She might just be able to pull it off!" (End Confessional)

Back in normal class, Team TUFF and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool are once again forced to share quarters, which Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, is really, REALLY miffed by! Taotie shouts: "I can't believe it! I just DON'T believe it! We're NEVER going to beat that STUPID Team Retro! Just forget it! Even when we CHEAT, we still get beat!"

Bulma says: "Well, I'd hate to be the one to say, 'I TOLD you so...', but who am I KIDDING?! I TOTALLY told you so! If any of you had been WILLING to listen to MY deal, we wouldn't be IN this predicament right now!"

Gonard says: "It's not the fact that we're losing so much that bothers me. What really bothers me right now, is the fact that Blonda is openly CALLING for ANYONE to be in an alliance with her!"

Larry says: "Blonda is just bluffing! Who is she going to make an alliance with, ME?! Not going to happen after she eliminated Spongebob! As far as I'm concerned, she's off the team!"

Zarbon says: "Agreed. As much as I would LOVE to hand Team Retro a crushing defeat, getting rid of Blonda is of much bigger importance. Therefore, if we lose today's challenge, let's all promise right here and now, that Blonda is our number one pick OUT of here!"

The five core members of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool all put their arms into a fist bump, and they simultaneously chant: "To Blonda's elimination!" (Confessional)

Taotie says: "Blonda getting forced onto OUR team was the WORST thing that has EVER happened to us, bar none! Even Angelica Pickles is less of a brat compared to BLONDA, and Angelica was possessed by freaking Dai Shi! The only comfort I get from thinking about Blonda's eventual elimination, is the fact that I won't be targeted today. I'm sad that Tigress and Po won't be targeted, but I guess I'll just have to wait until the Team merge actually happens before I can deal with them on a more personal level."

Bulma says: "It's so frustrating to be the ONLY contestant on your own team who KNOWS what needs to be done in order to BEAT the other team, and no one is willing to play BALL with you! It would've been SO easy to beat that team represented by the Super N.E.S. symbol, but NO!!!! They just COULDN'T see things my way! That means that unless Team TUFF can pull off a last minute surge, Team Retro won't see a SINGLE last place finish as a team! Do you know how EMBARRASSED that makes ME?!" /

Gonard and Larry are both in the Confessional together, and Gonard says: "It's good to have Larry on the same team as me. He's a really strong guy! So together, we make a pretty strong combination." Larry says: "Agreed. I really admire you for not voting off Spongebob in the last challenge." Gonard says: "If all goes well, I can help avenge Spongebob by voting off Blonda before the team merge!" Larry says: "Seeing Blonda go will give me great joy, and it will feel like Spongebob's elimination wasn't a waste." Gonard says: "Blonda's about to see her game come to a CRASHING end!" /

Zarbon says: "I have been known for being vain and self-absorbed in the past, but Blonda takes THAT attribute trait, and takes it to a MILE! I shudder to think that I used to be like her! The way she lives, she will NEVER have any true friends! At least I can live with the knowledge that I've worked to become a better alien. Blonda will never see a PENNY of that $44.44 million, I can PERSONALLY guarantee THAT!" /

(End Confessional) Just then, a loud GONG can be heard reverberating over the loudspeakers! Sniz says: "Gentle greetings to our remaining contestants still in the game. Today will be our last team challenge, which means it’s the LAST opportunity to get Team Retro to come in last place! Personally, I don't think it's going to happen, but I've been wrong before. Not often, but it HAS happened on occasion! Today, we are going to the land of giant pandas, red pandas, bamboo, and a land of ancient culture 10,000 years old! We are going to the land of China!"

General Barracuda says: "On our activity list includes a race on the Great Wall of China, followed by an all you can eat Chinese buffet challenge! At the end of the challenge, the team that comes in last place will have to eliminate TWO contestants out of the game! The other two teams will get to share first place quarters together, so there's plenty to be excited about! Horatio, out!"

Team TUFF is excited to hear this! Suzie says: "We are going to do SO well in this challenge! I've been brushing up on my history, so the odds have never been MORE in our favor!"

Dudley says: "And eating things is one of the specialties that Chameleon and I are both good at! We FINALLY have an opportunity to shine, and we can end our time as Team TUFF on a good note!"

Dog says: "Not to mention, that we can AVENGE the loss of Spongebob by making SURE that Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool; really, REALLY, loses!"

Patrick asks: "We can? But I thought the majority of you voted OFF Spongebob because he was weak."

Chameleon says: "We NEVER expected Spongebob to ACTUALLY lose on the first vote! We thought Spongebob was like an elimination Houdini or something like that! His elimination genuinely took us ALL by surprise! But if it makes you feel any better, it was truly nothing personal. It was for the good of our team."

Randolph says: "Besides Patrick, this gives you a golden opportunity to gain incentive to make it to the end of the game. Don't just do it for yourself or Pearl, do it to avenge Spongebob!"

Patrick says: "You're right! I've made it this far, I might as well try to make it to the end of the game! For SPONGEBOB, I will conquer my adversaries!" (Confessional)

Chameleon says: "The only way our team was going to have a CHANCE of winning this last challenge, was for our weakest link to be taken out of the equation. Unfortunately, Spongebob was the contestant who fit the bill the last time. Truthfully, it wasn't an easy decision to make. It was necessary, but not easy!" /

Randolph says: "I was always of the thought that Spongebob deserved to be here more than Blonda. That's why I tried to vote for Blonda's elimination last time! But when Patrick was looking down the way he was, I needed to help inspire him. There comes a time in everyone's life when they need to be inspired, and that was Patrick's moment to be inspired! Now it's up to him, to avenge Spongebob's elimination!" /

Patrick says: "At this point in the game, I never thought that Larry and I would be the last representatives from Spongebob Squarepants left standing. But seeing as how we are, I cannot afford to have myself taken out of the game now. I'm going to have to play harder than I've ever played before, and take my skills to the ultimate level. It's the only way I'll get to the end! If Spongebob can't win this season, than I've got to try to win for him! This will be my greatest chance to shine!" (End Confessional) /

(Commercial Break) / The three teams are now on solid ground, starting at the west end/beginning of the Great Wall of China, and they notice a bunch of different modes of transportation past the starting line. Rocko asks: “What's with all the different modes of transportation, Sniz?” Sniz says: “I'm glad you asked. You see, I've been getting a lot of complaints about my challenges being 'too hard' for SOME contestants, so this is to level the playing field!”

Bulma suspiciously looks at Blonda and asks: “Gee, I WONDER who asked you to do THAT?!!!” Blonda rolls her eyes and says: “You WISH you were hot as me!” Zarbon asks: “Do you want me to BEAT her up for you? I'll risk a penalty vote for YOU, Bulma!” Bulma seriously says: “No. I'll be GLAD to humiliate her PERSONALLY!” Zarbon says: “Too bad. I'd think she would look BETTER with a HOLE in her head!”

Sniz says: “The Great Wall of China is 1,000 miles long, give or take 100 miles or so. Luckily for you, the three teams only have to race an eight mile section of the wall. It should take about 4 hours or so. The first team to have ALL of their members cross the finish line first, will receive automatic immunity and WON'T have to participate in the final portion of the challenge. The other two teams will have to duke it out in the Chinese Buffet All You Can Eat. And believe me, that WON'T be easy! So with that explanation out of the way, it's time for all of you--.”

But before Sniz can finish his statement, a cell phone tone with the “Go, Go Power Rangers” theme can be heard, and it turns out to be Sniz's cell phone. Sniz says: “Hold on, I got to take this call.” Sniz answers his cell phone and says: “Hello. Yes, I KNOW the show is going over budget, but it's taking us LONGER to do the show than I thought it would take. Speed it up?”

Confused, Taotie asks: “Is he talking to us?” Sniz says: “Look, it all depends on when they GO!” Po says: “He SAID go!” And the three teams all begin racing! Sniz says: “Hold it! I wasn't finished!” Than Sniz gets a BRILLIANT idea and says: “Well, I WAS going to tell you about the hidden booby traps, but I think that I'll let that be a SURPRISE for you now!”

Team Retro gets to the different modes of transportation first, and take their pick from the cream of the crop. Marlene and Captain Retro pick a two seat, motorized Vespa; Stimpy and Wally pick an official Powdered Toast Man jet-pack; Po and Tigress pick an oxen; Rocko and Reggie pick a pogo stick; Norbert and Daggett pick a wooden, non-motorized racing kart. Bulma is irritated and says: “No way THEY, get to have all the easy stuff! Move aside, I'm taking an EASY ride!”

Blonda looks at Bulma and says: “No you're NOT!!!! Hi-ya!!!!” And Blonda karate chops Bulma in her stomach, causing Bulma to fall down on the ground. (Confessional) Blonda says: “I'd just like to give a quick shout out to Jaundissimo Magnifico for all his time and patience in teaching me the sacred ways of martial arts. You are NOT a waste of space, no matter WHAT I said!” (End Confessional)

Blonda gets to a hand-drawn rickshaw, and sits in the vehicle portion of the rickshaw. Blonda says: “All right, alliance buddy; come and get me!” Than Blonda realizes she MIGHT be giving something away and Blonda says: “OOPS! That IS to say, if anyone still WANTS to be in an alliance with me, now is the perfect time to say so. I happen to be a TRUE size zero, F.Y.I.!”

Zarbon and Taotie look over a motorcycle and a skateboard. Taotie asks: “Do you want to arm-wrestle to settle this?” Zarbon says: “I see no reason for us to fight. YOU must take the motorcycle. I shall just have to make do with the skateboard.” Taotie shrugs and says: “Suit yourself!” (Confessional)

Zarbon says: “Giving up the motorcycle to Taotie is a SMALL price to pay in order to make him trust my intentions. Fortunately, what I NEGLECTED to mention to Taotie, is that I HAPPEN to be an expert when it comes to skateboarding!” (End Confessional) Larry takes a scooter; Gonard takes MR. HORSE; Dog and Randolph take a bicycle built for two; Dudley and Chameleon take a two-humped camel; Suzie and Patrick take a goat. Bulma recovers, and sees that the only option LEFT to her that DOESN'T involve pulling Blonda, is a pair of wooden, Chinese sandals. (Confessional)

Bulma says: “I might have to be in discomfort from having to do this challenge, but it’s certainly better than having to haul my WORST enemy to the finish line! Besides, this will make me look more likable when the time comes for the jury to pick the OBVIOUS winner!” (End Confessional) All of the contestants, having picked their modes of transportation, begin making their way on the Great Wall of China. Bulma is walking slowly and awkwardly in her Chinese sandals, with Blonda laughing at her!

Blonda says: “I say, you're choosing to walk on the Great Wall of China the HARD way!” Bulma says: “At least I'm TRYING to win this challenge! What do YOU have to be so SMUG about?! You're going nowhere FAST!” Blonda smugly smiles and says: “I wouldn't be TOO sure about that!”

Bulma rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: “DIVA!!!!” Blonda's eyes light up and she genuinely says: “THANK you!” Bulma says: “That wasn't a COMPLIMENT!!!!” Bulma says: “I'll still take it as one!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Somehow, I FIGURED you would!” (Confessional) Bulma says: “Seriously, Blonda would have to use some kind of SLIDE rule in order to prevail in THIS challenge!” (End Confessional)

Suddenly, as Captain Retro and Marlene are riding in their Vespa, they hear an instrumental version of the Fooly Cooly end theme song. Marlene says: “I've always WANTED to do a COOL sequence in a Vespa to THIS song! This is going to look SO cool!” / Genre: Power Pop. Sub-genre: Asian Pop. Song: “Ride On Shooting Star (English Version).” Sung by: Marlene, Captain Retro and Sniz. /

Captain Retro: “Orange slide, the sky it reflects. A sponge's pride, being hung.” Marlene: “Spider, you don't have to hide that premonition you've caught! I want to dream in color; ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing.”
(Instrumental solo) Marlene: “Grunge hamster, grow up!” Captain Retro: “Vengeful lobster, take it with you!” Marlene: “Sniper, I say, what can you see in that framed world of yours? I want to feel it before I aim for it! Ay-yai-yai-yai!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, searching for you, in withdrawal.” Sniz: I told a lie!” Captain Retro and Marlene: “Ride on shooting star, with the voice of my heart, like a shotgun, I kept on singing!” Marlene: “Beep-beep, beep-beep, yeah!” (Instrumental solo until the song fades away, and the sequence ends). / (Confessional)

Marlene says: “Come on! There was no way that Captain Retro and I could ride on a Vespa WITHOUT doing a reference to one of the most surreal Anime programs of all time! We might have NEVER gotten another chance at doing it! Seriously, Fooly Cooly is like a Japanese version of Yellow Submarine! It's THAT cool!” / Captain Retro says: “Fooly Cooly might have only lasted for six episodes, but that was all it needed to make an impact on the world! That was one rocking show!” (End Confessional)

Rocko and Reggie continue jumping their way along on their pogo stick, and Reggie asks: “Are you doing all right, Rocko?” Rocko answers: “No problem! Traveling on a pogo stick isn't much different from using a jackhammer!” Reggie asks: “You KNOW how to use a jackhammer?!” Rocko says: “I sure do, because back in O-Town, jackhammer competitions are a very popular sport! If you ever want to travel there, I can show you how to use one if you want!” Reggie says: “I'll be sure to keep that in mind!”

(Confessional) Reggie says: “With Rocko's demeanor, you really wouldn't picture him doing something as daring as using a jackhammer, but that just goes to show you that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Example given, Zarbon MAY have the face and voice of Orlando Bloom, but I don't trust him to be anywhere NEAR as nice as Orlando Bloom is! I'm still keeping my eye on him!” (End Confessional)

Daggett is pushing the wooden, non-motorized racing kart forward on the wall, as that is the only way the kart will MOVE forward! Daggett is panting and saying: “Spooty kart! I still don't understand why I HAVE to be the one who moves this kart forward!” Norbert says: “There are three good reasons. One, you still OWE me for the time you tricked me BACK into the competition of Total Cartoon Action; two, I am older and WISER than you are; three, having outlasted you on Total Cartoon Island, I DO have priority!” Daggett mutters and says: “Spooty priority!” (Confessional)

Daggett says: “Putting up with Norbert day in and day out, can get a little GRATING on my nerves! Thankfully, after this episode, I don't have to owe Norbert ANYTHING and I can play for myself! That will be a WELCOME change of pace for me!” / Norbert says: “I HAVE to keep motivating Daggett to keep pushing forward! If it weren't for me, he would've lost interest in this competition AGES ago! Besides, think of how happy Bunny will be at how much Daggett has improved as a competitor. Basically, I'm doing this as a big, gigantic favor to Daggett.” (End Confessional)

Zarbon and Taotie are busy trying to outrace each other on their skateboard and motorcycle, with Larry trying to catch up on his scooter! Taotie says: “Zarbon, you might have SKILLS on that skateboard, but it's not enough to match the pure SPEED of my motorcycle!” Zarbon says: “Just remember that pride goes before the fall, and I fear you are destined to FALL before me!” Larry says: “You forget that I actually WON this competition last season, so you'd BOTH have to be pretty lucky to outlast--!” But Larry doesn't get to finish his thought, because he runs over a HIDDEN explosive; that blows Larry forward into a crack in the Great Wall of China! Desperate, Larry tries to get his scooter out, but is unable to! Larry sarcastically says: “Oh man, I'm STUCK!!!!”

Zarbon says: “I'm afraid I have to put my rivalry with you on hold, Taotie. I've got a lobster to help.” Taotie says: “Fool, helping others is a WASTE of time!” Zarbon says: “You're the FOOL, helping others is NEVER a waste of time, especially when they end up OWING you!” Zarbon goes forward to the stuck scooter and says: “I'll get this out for you, in exchange for a favor later on. No questions asked! What do you say, Larry?”

Larry says: “Well, I DO want to avenge the loss of Spongebob! It's a deal!” Zarbon PUNCHES the section of the Wall where the scooter is stuck, and it JARS the scooter free! Zarbon says: “You're welcome, Larry!” (Confessional) Larry says: “Do I trust Zarbon simply because he helped me free my scooter? Not entirely, but anyone who is willing to help me out so I can avenge Spongebob, truly can't be all that bad. I'll just reserve my judgment until AFTER my time in this competition is over!” (End Confessional)

Taotie asks: “Seriously Zarbon, what is your purpose of being in this competition ANYWAYS?! It's not like YOU need the money!” Zarbon says: “True, but the main reason I'm still in this competition besides WANTING to win, is to impress Bulma!” Taotie says: “You ARE a fool if you think Bulma is completely faithful to YOU, because she's NOT!” Larry says: “I don't know why you think THAT, because unlike YOU, Zarbon is a gentleman who is WILLING to help others! When have YOU ever helped anybody in YOUR life, Taotie?!” Taotie says: “I don't NEED to help others in order to crush MY competition!”

Larry says: “If that's the way you think, than MAYBE the competition will end up CRUSHING you--.” But Larry never gets to finish his thought, because he runs over ANOTHER hidden explosive! In a helicopter, Sniz and Fondue are watching the competition from a distance! Sniz says: “WOW!!!! That's a FIERY way to win an argument!” Larry SCREAMS as he is flung backwards, slightly charred and bruised. Sniz says: “Maybe a little TOO fiery for Larry's tastes!”

Fondue says: “Agreed. Let's go to the finish line and see who gets to the end first!” Sniz and Fondue take the helicopter to the finish line, and await the contestants. Sniz grabs out his binoculars, and takes a good look at the approaching contestants. Sniz says: “I spy with MY little eyes, contestants who are, members of Team Retro!” And sure enough, the members of Team Retro start crossing the finish line! Captain Retro and Marlene are first in their Vespa; Stimpy and Wally cross next in their jet pack; Norbert and Daggett cross next in their wooden, non-motorized racing kart; Rocko and Reggie cross next on their pogo stick, while Po and Tigress cross next on their oxen!

Sniz says: “Awesome going Team Retro! Congratulations on NEVER having a last place finish as a team! You get automatic immunity! Now we just have to wait to see which team will end up joining you in the First Class section!” Wally says: “That was an exciting ride; thank you for taking me, Stimpy!” Stimpy says: “No problem! You're a really great Nicktoon character; don't let anybody tell you different!”

(Confessional) Wally says: “I can't believe it, but we did it! Against all odds, we did it! We never had a SINGLE last place finish as a team, which is an amazing accomplishment in and of itself. Now the next goal awaits for one of us; winning first place and a piece of that $44.44 million grand prize.” / Stimpy says: “I've been very lucky in my life; not only to HAVE a good show and a GREAT fan base, but also to have friends who genuinely love me for being me. But some of my friends don't have that kind of luck, which is why I feel obligated to lift them up, and aspire them to greatness. Wally has greatness in him, and he just needs someone to inspire him in order to bring it out!” (End Confessional)

Dog and Randolph cross on their bicycle built for two; Patrick and Suzie cross next on their goat; Gonard crosses next on MR. Horse; Dudley and Chameleon crosses next on their two-humped camel; Taotie and Zarbon cross SIMULTANEOUSLY on their motorcycle and skateboard respectively! Taotie shouts: “I won!” Zarbon says: “I did! I was here first!” Taotie says: “Yeah, right! I was here first!”

Sniz says: “It doesn't MATTER which one of you got here first; Team Retro beat BOTH of you, so you'll BOTH have to participate in the next portion of the challenge!” Bulma shouts: “I've got no TRACTION on my sandals; I can't STOP!!!!” And Bulma runs forward, and she ends up HITTING the gong, signifying the end of the first challenge! Bulma says: “I guess that's ONE way for me to stop! I KNEW that I would beat Blonda!” Blonda suddenly says: “Sorry to BURST your bubble!” And Blonda appears in her rickshaw, with a bunch of shopping bags full of fancy souvenirs from Chinese shops!

Blonda says: “Isn't it remarkable? I even had time to do a little 'shopping' before I crossed the finish line!” Bulma asks: “But how did YOU get here so fast?! I NEVER saw you pass me!” Blonda chuckles and says: “A good host NEVER reveals her secrets!” / The camera switches to General Barracuda, who collapses, panting and WHEEZING from all the running he did, carrying Blonda's rickshaw! General Barracuda says: “If she's a size zero, than I must be the Emperor of CHINA!!!!” /

Sniz says: “So that means Team Retro has won immunity, and only one other team will be able to join them in First Class, by winning the final portion of today's challenge! Team TUFF and everybody on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, with the EXCEPTION of Larry who failed to cross before the gong rang; will have a hand in determining which team will be the one that wins! Come and follow me, to the most AUTHENTIC Chinese buffet in ALL of China!” /

The camera cuts to the inside of a fancy, Chinese buffet. Team TUFF and everybody on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool with the exception of Larry; are sitting at a nice table. Zarbon asks: “Well, where's the food?” Sniz says: “General Barracuda will bring the dishes out to you one at a time. You see, we decided to go to an OBSCURE corner of China, with some of the RANKEST, VILEST, most FOUL disgusting food that while these obscure Chinese find delectable; you'll probably find them to be repulsive! You must eat EACH dish that is handed to you, and to PROVE that you have eaten it, you must show an empty mouth AFTER eating each dish!” And this causes Zarbon to shudder in fear!

(Confessional) Zarbon sighs and says: “Man, I've been DREADING the possibility of a foul, eating challenge. After all, my body IS my temple, and who in their right mind would want to desecrate a temple as beautiful as mine?” (End Confessional) Suddenly, Larry walks in, looking slightly muddy and dirty. Bulma asks: “Where have YOU been? You look like two miles of a badly KEPT Great Wall of China!” Larry says: “I got caught in a hidden explosive and wound up in a cabbage patch. Thankfully, my stomach is made of STEEL and I was able to keep my lunch in spite of the foul smelling, field!”

Sniz says: “That's very interesting! But you're still OUT of the competition, so you'll have to rely on your team-mates to help you win this eating challenge!” Larry says: “Man, I would totally DOMINATE this eating challenge!” Zarbon's eyes lighten up and says: “Really?! That's VERY good to know, because it's time for you to REPAY that favor!” Larry says: “Well, I am a lobster of my word. Just tell me what I need to do, and I will do it for you!” (Confessional)

Zarbon whispers indiscreetly into Larry's ear. Larry says: “I see. Really?! It's an unusual request, but I WILL do it to avenge Spongebob!” (End Confessional) Blonda says: “Don't FORGET, General Barracuda, I'm expecting YOUR food to be VERY delicious!” General Barracuda, not wanting to give himself away, says: “Well I'm SURE my food will be delicious to ONE person as much as the next one!”

(Confessional) Blonda says: “No doubt about it! My immunity is in the bag!” (End Confessional) General Barracuda passes out identical looking pieces of meat to each contestant, with Blonda's meat looking SLIGHTLY more like edible meat. Gonard asks: “What in the world is THIS?!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “Allow me to set the mood for you.” /

Genre: Traditional Chinese. Song: “A Chinese Lesson” (with extended lyrics). Sung by: Sniz, Team TUFF, and everyone on Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool except for Larry. /

During this sequence, Sniz is dressed up in full Chinese Emperor, make-up, while the contestants appear to float as a table with their food appears in front of them. /

Sniz sings: “A little Chinese lesson, for you. Manman chi means 'enjoy your meal'.” Everyone except Larry: “Manman chi; it’s no raw deal.” Gonard: “Is it roasted eel?” Sniz says: “It's HORSE meat! A local DELICACY!!!!” Gonard panics and says: “Mr. Horse? Mr. Horse?! Fart if you can HEAR me, MAN!!!!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my chopsticks!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Gonard says: “I can't eat this, you can't make me!” Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, no eating for Gonard! LOSER BENCH!” Gonard gets up, and is so despondent, he doesn't even notice that he's PASSING Mr. Horse, who is wearing headphones. Mr. Horse says: “No sir, I don't like it!” General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like a STRANGE egg, and Blonda getting a regular, boiled egg.

Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it is dinner for ten.” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we'll eat once again.” Suzie: “I'm ready to say, 'when'!” Sniz says: “It's a QUAIL'S egg! A local DELICACY!!!!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my spoon!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Suzie TRIES to eat a quail egg, but she spits it out, because she CAN'T stand the taste! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, Suzie, you spit out your egg! LOSER BENCH!” Suzie gets up, and joins Gonard, FAILING to notice that LARRY is eating something! General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like a roasted animal of some kind, while Blonda gets a chicken's leg.

Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it is dinner for nine!” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're not going to whine!” Taotie: “But I don't feel fine!” Sniz says: “It is roasted rat! A local DELICACY!!!!” Dudley holds his noses and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my fork!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Taotie puts the roasted rat to his tongue, but he quickly has to BEND underneath the table, as he throws up a rainbow! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH, Taotie, you threw up a rainbow! That's bad news for you; and anybody else who throws up can expect THAT to happen to them as well, since we're trying to be as appropriate as possible! But Taotie, you have FAILED! LOSER BENCH!” Taotie gets up in an angry huff, and is too MAD to notice that Larry is EATING something! General Barracuda passes out another dish to the remaining contestants, which looks like celery and peanut butter with some WEIRD doo-hickeys appearing on them, while Blonda gets real raisins on her celery and peanut butter.

Snis sings: “Manman chi, it is dinner for eight!” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're all feeling great!” Dog and Randolph: “This food is all fourth rate!” Sniz says: “It is REAL ants on a log! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my tea!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Dog and Randolph merely SMELL their food, and it causes them to BOTH bend under the table, and they BOTH throw up rainbows! Everyone else, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! Double BARFER! LOSER BENCH!” Randolph has tears in his eyes and cries, and Dog comforts him. General Barracuda passes out SPICY looking peppers, while Blonda gets a mild, bell pepper.

Sniz sings: “Manman chi, it is dinner for six.” The remaining contestants: “Manman chi, we're in the thick of this!” Partick: “I hope I don't get sick!” Sniz says: “They're ghost peppers! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my pepper!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table for his 'food.' Patrick puts the ghost pepper in his mouth, but his mouth immediately starts spewing out FIRE!!!! Patrick yells: “OH!!!! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue is on fire! My tongue--!!!!” And Wanda wishes up a fire hose, and sprays it into Patrick's mouth, curing him of his fiery predicament. The other contestants, even Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! Patrick couldn't keep the ghost pepper in his mouth! LOSER BENCH!” Patrick puts his head into his hands, and sits down to join the other losers. General Barracuda passes out something underneath a metal pan to the contestants; except for Blonda, who can SEE that she has gummy beetles.

Sniz: “Manman chi means 'bon appetite'.” The Remaining Contestants: “Manman chi, what do we have to eat?” Bulma: “It's still moving its feet! It's hundreds and hundreds of DISGUSTING feet!” Sniz says: “They're mealworm BEETLES! A LOCAL delicacy!” Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my headband!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table with his food. Bulma gets a disgusted look and says: “Why, I can't even--!!” And she bends underneath the table and throws up a rainbow! The other contestants, including Zarbon and Blonda say: “Done!” Sniz says: “OOH! What an embarrassment for Bulma! LOSER BENCH!!!!” Bulma gets up, but she NOTICES that Larry is eating! Bulma asks: “How can YOU eat during a challenge like THIS?!” Larry merely shrugs his arms and says nothing. General Barracuda passes out something black and spiny of a wooden skewer, while Blonda gets a normal looking shiskabob.

Sniz: “Manman chi, it is dinner for four.” Zarbon, Chameleon, Blonda, and Dudley: “Manman chi, we've got room for more.” Dudley: “I think I'm nearly done for.” Sniz says: “It is sea urchin on a skewer! A LOCAL delicacy!” Zarbon says: “WHOOPS! I dropped my headband again!” And Zarbon bends underneath the table again, which Bulma NOTICES! Dudley closes his eyes, and TRIES to put the food in his mouth. Zarbon says: “I don't know WHY I'm having such trouble holding onto stuff. Done!” Chameleon and Blonda say: “Done!” Dudley wearily says: “Bacon double--.” Sniz notices Dudley's closed mouth and says: “OOH! Incomplete! LOSER BENCH!” And Dudley spits the needles out of his sea urchin out. Dudley gets up and joins the other losers. General Barracuda passes out SOME kind of aquatic looking creature to Chameleon and Zarbon, while Blonda gets an ice cream sundae. Sniz says: “Yeah, I'm not even sure what THAT is!!!! It isn't right, whatever it is!” Captain Retro says: “That's calamari!” Larry panics and says: “I won't eat SQUIDWARD!!!!” Than Larry REMEMBERS his deal with Zarbon and says: “NOT...that I WOULDN'T if only ONE of us would be able to survive in a life or death situation!” Captain Retro says: “Actually, calamari is a squid, not an octopus, which Squidward is. And while I normally LIKE calamari, that calamari happens to be very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY, very undercooked!” Sniz says: “Thank you Mr. Encyclopedia! What he said!”

Sniz: “Manman chi, means don't get the squirts!” Zarbon, Blonda, and Chameleon: “Manman chi, we'd rather eat our shirts!” Bulma says: “Wait, stop! WHY does Zarbon keep BENDING underneath the table?! Why does Larry keep EATING when all the other losers don't?! And WHY does BLONDA'S food look so much better than the gross atrocities that everyone ELSE has had to eat?!” Blonda says: “My food's exactly the same!” Zarbon says: “That's untrue!” Blonda says: “Get over it!” Sniz suspiciously looks and General Barracuda and says: “HORATIO?!!!” But General Barracuda whistles innocently, as if he's guilty of nothing, but Sniz's cell phone rings again and he says: “You're saved by the phone! I've got to take this again!” Zarbon looks at Larry and nervously says: “Larry, you've GOT something on...” And Larry notices the FOOD on his face, which is too late to get rid of from Bulma's sight!

Sniz talks on his phone and says: “Look, I thought we handled this budget argument the LAST time you called!” Bulma angrily walks up to Sniz and she asks: “Sniz, what do you plan to DO about all this blatant CHEATING?!!!” Sniz, ignoring her, says: “Budget, BUDGET; blah, blah, blah; what do you want ME to do about it?” Bulma yells: “Get OFF the phone and HOST the FLIPPING show!!!!” Sniz turns his cell phone off and says: “Okay, we need to wind this challenge up, so here's what we're going to do. We'll have one more round, and the contestant that finishes their food first, will win first place immunity for their team, and they'll get first class accommodations with Team Retro.” Bulma says: “At LEAST make Blonda SWITCH her food with someone else to make SURE she isn't cheating, and make sure that LARRY can keep his mouth shut!” Sniz sighs and says: “Fine! Blonda, switch your plate with Chameleon! Larry, wear this ceremonial dragon mask to ensure that you can keep your mouth shut!” Larry says: “This is LUDICROUS!” Sniz says: “All right people, let's make this happen!”

Zarbon and Blonda: “Manman chi. (off-key) Manman chi-i-i.” Sniz: “They love to eat on The Yangtze. Manman chi. Manman...” Zarbon and Blonda both gag and throw up rainbows off-screen! Chameleon: “Dudley's in first class with Team TUFF, Team Retro and me!” The song sequence finally ends, and despite not EATING that round, Larry STILL throws up a rainbow off-screen! /

The plane is once again in transit, with Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, having to seriously think about who will be the last team members to be booted off of the plane in the team challenge portion of the season. But Blonda and Larry aren't present with them. Bulma yells: “I'm so MAD at all of you right now I could just...URGH!!!! We HAD 31 episodes TOGETHER as a TEAM, and we were NEVER able to make Team Retro come in last place! Not even ONCE!!!! Do you know how EMBARRASSED that makes ME?! And it didn't even have to BE like this! You only HAD to play BALL with me, and you WEREN'T even able to do THAT right!”

Bulma walks off in a huff to vote. Taotie sarcastically says: “Well, today certainly could have gone better! In fact, today couldn't have gone any worse!” Zarbon says: “Well, Blonda's certainly going to be ONE contestant who will get the boot today.” Gonard says: “Well, you guys can feel free to vote off Bulma if you want, I won't miss her.” Zarbon says: “Actually, we're also going to vote off Larry.” Gonard says: “But BULMA is the one who caught YOU cheating, Zarbon, so aren't you mad at her?!”

Zarbon says: “She just wants me to play an honorable game, and I let her down. The least I can do is look the other way, and make up for it, by voting off the contestant who actually DID the cheating!” Gonard asks: “Do you really believe that will work?” Zarbon says: “Of course I do.” Gonard shrugs his arms and says: “All right, suit yourself.” /

Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool is at the Elimination Ceremony, and the other two teams get to WATCH as a pleasant surprise, but there are SINISTER looking red eyes peering from a ventilation shaft in the shadows! Sniz says: “All right, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, it's time to really, REALLY count up the votes! First, who is here will get bags of popcorn! Bulma, Zarbon, and Gonard! The rest of you have votes! One vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Larry, one vote for Blonda and Taotie, one vote for Larry and Taotie! It's a deadlock between Blonda and Larry!”

Blonda triumphantly stands up and says: “HA! Prepare to go DOWN, Larry! I happen to be an EXPERT in tie-breaker challenges, especially against contestants from Spongebob Squarepants!” Then, a cell phone rings. Sniz answers it, but after hearing only a FEW seconds of it, he opens UP the plane door and THROWS it out of the plane! Fondue says: “That was MY cell phone!” Sniz says: “It was also ten years OLD; and in cell phone years, it's either DEAD or its 100! Get a new one! In any case, I've been getting a lot of complaints about this show being over budget. So since we have to do a double elimination anyways, I was thinking, why don't you BOTH take a dive?!”

Blonda incredulously asks: “WHAT?! How is getting rid of ME going to help the show STOP being over budget?!” Sniz says: “I don't know. Less weight on the plane equals better gas mileage, less food to cook up every day. In any case, you've BOTH outlived your usefulness, the BOTH of you! So get lost, the BOTH of you!” Larry says: “My game may come to an end here, but my quest to ensure that Spongebob will be avenged will be carried on by Patrick!” Taotie sarcastically says: “I am SO sure!”

Larry and Blonda both walk to the open plane door, but Blonda stops and says: “HOLD it! There are a few things I've got to say before I take the plunge! Anti-Timmy is STILL on the plane, and he has been deteriorating BEYOND anybody's ability to control! Captain Retro, you think that Marlene actually LOVES you?! She doesn’t! She’s just USING your abilities to help HER get to the END; get REAL!!!! Taotie, your inventions and plans are STUPID and FILLED with hate, which is why you will NEVER get the better of Tigress and Po! Zarbon, Bulma is a schemer and just USING you; get a CLUE!!!! Gonard, stop acting like an idiot and at least TRY to have a date with Bulma already!” Bulma asks: “Can you shove them OUT of here already?!”

Sniz says: “I don't know, this is kind of fun!” Blonda asks: “Oh, you want to hear something REALLY fun?! They originally wanted ME to host the Total Cartoon show! You and Fondue only got the job because I said 'NO' and--!” Sniz quickly pushes the two of them out of the plane and Blonda yells: “You MOTHER!!!!” Gonard awkwardly asks: “Say, did it get MUCH quieter in here just now, or is that just me?” (Confessional) Marlene shouts: “Oh my GOD!!!! How did Blonda find OUT?! Do you think she’s been watching ALL of my Confessionals?!” / Captain Retro is reeling and says: “Marlene is…using me?! That isn’t true! That just CAN’T be TRUE!!!! Can it?” (End Confessional)

Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda are in the cockpit, but Sniz is still reeling from what Blonda has just said. Sniz says: “General Barracuda, I can’t believe you DID what you did! I mean, it's serious! And I thought that you would've KNOWN better!” General Barracuda looks embarrassed and says: “Look, all I will say in MY defense, is that Blonda was VERY persuasive!” Fondue asks: “You know all about this show General Barracuda! Sniz and I WERE the first choices for this, right?!”

General Barracuda, unsure, says: “Uh, sure!” Sniz says: “I told YOU there was no show without us! Check this out; 20 contestants left, and all bets are off! Because the next time we come back, the teams will be dissolved and it will be anyone's game on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!” General Barracuda SERIOUSLY thinks about it and says: “Hm, it IS better when YOU do it!” /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, “China Girl” (also the episode title), “Ride on Shooting Star” (English lyrics version), and “A Chinese Lesson” (with extended lyrics). Blonda reveals that SHE was actually the first choice for hosting duties for the “Total Cartoon” series, but she turned it down, and that's the reason Sniz and Fondue got it. Blonda starts an illegal alliance with General Barracuda in this episode, which ends up being exposed by Bulma, who also exposes Larry cheating for Zarbon! Team Retro complete the team challenge portion of this season, having NEVER come in last place in a single challenge, a record first for a team! Mr. Horse of “Ren and Stimpy” makes a cameo appearance in this episode. With Blonda's elimination, all of the representatives from “The Fairly Oddparents” have been eliminated out of the contest (although according to Blonda, Anti-Timmy is STILL on the plane and deteriorating out of control!) With Larry's elimination (his first OFFICIAL elimination,) he becomes the first former champion to be eliminated this season, and makes Patrick the ONLY representative from “Spongebob Squarepants” STILL in the game! Entering the team merge, this marks the THIRD time that Stimpy, Rocko, Suzie, and Reggie have made the team merge, the ONLY four contestants to accomplish this feat. While Norbert TECHNICALLY has made the team merge three times, he had to return once in season two in order to do this. Captain Retro becomes the first fan character to make it to the team merge. This also marks the first time that Daggett, Patrick, Po, Tigress, Captain Retro, Bulma, Zarbon, Gonard, Dudley, Chameleon, Randolph, Taotie, and Wally, have made the team merge. Out of all the shows to have representatives in this season, only “Dragonball Z Kai, Rocket Monkeys,” and “Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness” have managed to keep ALL their representatives from the beginning of this season up to the team merge. A brand NEW reveal this episode, reveals in this episode, to Captain Retro, that Marlene is ONLY with him because of his abilities. /

Personal Notes: Blonda had one major role this season, to fill the role of the big bad wannabe, and to make Bulma Briefs look like a protagonist in comparison to her! Blonda fit this role to a T, mainly due to her insistence of being vain, shallow, and self-centered. By far, Blonda's BIGGEST weakness was that she wasn't even CONCERNED with the game; she was concerned about getting screen-time, positive or otherwise. She tried to charm others with her Fairy World connections; but in the end, Bulma was able to outsmart Blonda at every turn, and all her plans to garner more screen-time ended up backfiring against her BIG time! Meanwhile, Larry needed to be brought back into the game to provide muscle and back-up support for Spongebob when Spongebob was facing off against his crisis against Tigress. And when Spongebob ended up getting blindsided by Skipper and Blonda, Larry decided to make it his mission to avenge Spongebob! Unfortunately, Larry made the mistake of trying to make an alliance with Zarbon in order to do it. And ironically, Larry's strength last season of keeping his word, ended up causing his downfall this season, as Larry decided that he HAD to cheat on Zarbon's behalf, in order to avenge Spongebob. A tactic, which Larry discovered, was NOT worth keeping his word.

That's my episode idea for today, and another new Performance Review will be the next new episode! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the fourth chapter of Mr. Krab's Treasure Adventure

Spoiler

Chapter 4: Island and Treasure

Mr. Krabs wakes up on an unknown island. He gets up looks around and notices something. He grabs his map and noticed that the island has the treasure. He was excited but he realized that SpongeBob and Squidward are missing. But out of nowhere... "HI KRABS", SpongeBob jumps out of a bush where he scares Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs is happy to SpongeBob okay but he asks where is Squidward. SpongeBob tells him that he's in a bush. Squidward pops out of the bush and says "hi, I'm okay" Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that the island they're on has the treasure. SpongeBob is surprised while Squidward is bored. the gang goes into the jungle where they try to find the X. SpongeBob puts on Night-Vision and Squidward asked why is he wearing them. SpongeBob tells him that he using them incase creepy crawlers around. Mr. Krabs scream loudly and he jumps in excitement because he found the X. SpongeBob congrats Mr. Krabs and Squidward realized that the shovels are gone. Suddenly.... BLAM! A shovel from the pirates falls from the sky and hits Squidward's head. Mr. Krabs grabs the shovel and starts diging. He screams jackpot and finds the treasure. He opens the treasure and his mouth waters. Mr. Krabs closes the treasure and throws it to Squidward. Mr. Krabs tells Squidward to hold the treasure. The gang goes into the jungle and goes back to the shore. At the shore, Mr. Krabs notices that their ship was destroyed and they have no way back home. Suddenly.... ROOOAR!!!!! The Abominable Snow Mollusk pops out of the sea and walks to the gang. She grabs the gang and gives them a ride back home.

End of the Chapter

 

 

 

[4EverGreen]

The "Performance Review" Intro starts things off, as scenes from the past seven episodes are seen in the episode intro. / Marlene says: "I'll stop being sarcastic when it stops being funny, OKAY, Tigress?!" / Fondue says: "I HATE my life!" / Bulma says: "And for the record, we are never, ever, EVER getting back together!" / Blonda asks: "What kind of bargain basement show doesn't even have a make-up department for its contestants?" / Blonda cries: "WA-HOO-HOO! I think I'll miss, Heffer MOST of all!!!!" Then she stops crying and turns to Skipper, as Blonda says: "Will that work? Do you think people will buy my outburst of emotion?" / Zarbon suspiciously says: "I don't like YOUR tone!" Blonda, in a higher pitch, says: "I'm SURE you are!" / Larry says: "SNEAKING into Area 51? One does NOT simply 'sneak' into Area 51!” / Globitha asks: "What IS it with men and asking for directions?!" Robot says: "You know; I'm REALLY not interested in playing the gender card right now! You want to play a card? Let's play the 'Let's Not DIE' Card!" / Marlene says: "I think Tigress IS trying...VERY; trying!!!!" / Blonda shrilly says: "I CALL ALL THE SHOTS!!!! I am the ONLY STAR in THIS team, and NOBODY is allowed to SHINE more than me!!!! And if YOU don't like it, the rest of the alliance will team with ME to vote you OFF!!!!" /

Buhdeuce says: "Let me at her! Let me at this HORRIBLE woman!!!!" / Kaput shouts: "YOIKS! And AWAY!!!!" Kaput swings and SLAMS into a tree! / Tigress angrily writes down on a piece of a paper and says: "Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!! Spongebob is going DOWN!!!!" / Zarbon pushes Blonda away and he strongly says: "I HAVE a GIRLFRIEND!!!!" / Zarbon says: "I...kind of…have a…girlfriend...kind of!" / Gonard says: "You know, my buddy Heffer once said that if you can burp and fart at the same time, than like Justin Bieber, you HAVE no SOUL!!!!" / Skipper says: "Bulma is having a romance with Zarbon in order to throw Blonda off of her game!" / Phoebe says: "I thought you were supposed to be loving and understanding!" Suzie says: "It's called Tough Love! Deal with it!" / Taotie chuckles deviously and he says: "I couldn't have planned it any better myself, but I DID plan it! Skipper is totally following MY advice, the FOOL! He thinks if he makes Marlene jealous, she'll get back together with HIM! Skipper's delusions of grandeur will PROVE to be his undoing!” / General Barracuda yells: “You'll SING when the communicators BEEP their alert and you'll LIKE it!” / General Barracuda says: “Get your motors running! Head out on the highway! Go looking for adventure, and whatever comes your way! Like a true nature's child, you are born to be wild!” / Blonda shouts: “When is it going to become CLEAR to you that Marlene is unavailable for you?! Get over your delusions of grandeur!” /

Skipper says: “MARLENE!!!! Get a GANDER at what you're MISSING here! Primo Penguin HUNK with the most GORGEOUS woman in this GAME?!!! So LOYAL, so TRUSTING, ALWAYS BY MY SIDE!!!!” / Skipper groans in frustration and shouts: “WHY isn't my plan WORKING?!!! I should have had Marlene back 30 minutes ago!” / Skipper says: “Spongebob has been USELESS, WHINY, PATHETIC, IRRELEVANT, and DISPOSABLE on this game long enough! I know that WE have the votes, so why pretend that Spongebob is going to matter here any longer?! He certainly doesn't matter to ME, he never did!” / Spongebob, beaten and bruised, says: “Skipper, you SUCK!!!!” / Larry says: “Maybe now, YOU can apologize to Spongebob to his FACE!” / Blonda says: “Sorry, 'lover boy,' you're about to be blind-sided!”

/ Skipper screams: “NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why?! Why is this happening to ME, AGAIN?!!!” / Marlene says: “Come on! There was no way that Captain Retro and I could ride on a Vespa WITHOUT doing a reference to one of the most surreal Anime programs of all time! We might have NEVER gotten another chance at doing it! Seriously, Fooly Cooly is like a Japanese version of Yellow Submarine! It's THAT cool!” / General Barracuda says: “If she's a size zero, than I must be the Emperor of CHINA!!!!” / Dudley closes his eyes and says: “Bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger!” / Bulma yells: “Get OFF the phone and HOST the FLIPPING show!!!!” / Blonda asks: “Oh, you want to hear something REALLY fun?! They originally wanted ME to host the Total Cartoon show! You and Fondue only got the job because I said 'NO' and--!” / The scenes from the past seven episodes end, and the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise: Performance Review," make a fancy exit off-screen. / "Performance Review: Team Retro's Biggest Hits!" /

The episode starts in earnest, as it shows Darwin and Eliza back in their normal hosting couches. However, there have been a noticeable reduction in some of the audience bleachers. Darwin says: "Welcome back to a normal edition of the Performance Review, with something VERY special for all the fans who have been watching us for so long!" Angelica Pickles snottily asks: "Who would THAT be, again?!" Eliza says: "Not that it CONCERNS you, but WE have a quota that we need to maintain for legal purposes." Otto rolls his eyes and asks: "WHY did they have to heal you up so that YOU could speak again?" Twister says: "Because if they didn't, she'd have her LAWYER Johnathan screaming FOR her every five seconds!" Lil says: "Sadly, that's probably true!" Darwin says: "In any case, today, we will be doing a very SPECIAL retrospective, because it involves Team Retro!"

Eliza says: "That's right! On the next episode, the teams will officially be no more! This season has had five teams during this season. Team Doom; Team Adversity; Team TUFF; and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool all vied to rock our world, but they all fell short when they faced off against the most stellar team of the season; Team Retro!" Darwin asks: "Just what is it about Team Retro that made them so awesome?" Eliza says: "Maybe it's that cool, superhero factor that is Captain Retro himself." Darwin says: "Maybe it's because they had heavy hitters Po, Tigress, Stimpy, Norbert, Rocko, Reggie, Marlene, and even surprisingly Wally in the mix." Eliza says: "Or maybe it was their ability to never throw a challenge, or let their differences get between them." Darwin says: "Maybe, it was ALL those things, which is why we're hosting this retrospective to them, to play back the biggest hits they had as a team!"

Pearl asks: "So, how is this going to work?" Eliza says: "We'll have our interviews as always, and we'll spread them out as we count down the top ELEVEN hit songs that Team Retro had!" Stanley asks: "Eleven?" Darwin says: "That way, we go up one HIGHER than ten!" Eliza says: "The eliminated contestants we have to interview are Sanjay Patel and Heffer Wolfe!" Darwin says: "Globitha and Robot Default!" Eliza says: "King Julien and Buhdeuce!" Darwin says: "Phoebe and Monster Krumholtz!" Eliza says: "Spongebob and Skipper!" Darwin says: "Not to mention, Blonda and Larry!" Judy asks: "Excuse me for asking, but why are we MISSING some of our former eliminated contestants in the bleachers?" Darwin says: "It wasn't our choice. The higher-ups decided that the elimination of Blonda and Larry wasn't enough to balance the budget. So, in order to balance the budget, some of our eliminated contestants had to go home. That's why Jimmy Neutron, Fanboy, Roger, Patty Mayonnaise, and Kitty aren't here right now." Keswick says: "At least I'm still here, so I can still represent my show!"

Eliza says: "So to start off our interview section, here are Sanjay and Heffer!" And both Sanjay and Heffer walk on-screen, and they take a seat in the couch. Darwin asks: "How does it feel to be here?" Heffer says: "Relaxing! After all that turmoil of having to travel in a plane day in and day out, this is a welcome change of pace." Sanjay says: "Honestly, I miss the experience. Honestly, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool took the first chance they could to eliminate SOMEONE from Team Retro! So why did it have to be me?" Craig Slithers shouts: "Look on the bright side, at least you get to hang with me again!" Sanjay says: "Thank you, Craig!" Darwin asks: "Are there any bright spots that shine out for you, during your time as contestants this season?"

Heffer thinks about it and says: "None that I can think of." Sanjay says: "Oddly enough, that weird dream sequence the contestants had during the Pisa, Pizza Panic challenge, and the song we all sung." Eliza says: "Sadly, Hot Stuff does not make our list for this retrospective." Sanjay asks: "Well, what songs DO make the lists?" Darwin says: "Well the song that starts off our countdown is the first MAJOR number that was sung BY Team Retro, during their time as a team!" Eliza says: "It happened in Lone Pine, California, and we're about to play it here for you! Time to get this countdown started!" (Note: All songs are presented in their original format).

11. Genre: California Rock. Sub-genre: The Eagles. Song: “Get Over It!” Sung by: Team Retro! / Captain Retro: "I turn on the tube and what do I see?" Marlene: "A whole lot of people crying 'Don't blame me.'" Treeflower: "They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else." Daggett: "Spend all their time feeling sorry for themselves!" Norbert: "Victim of this, victim of that!" Tigress: "Your momma's too thin!" Po: "Your daddy's too fat!" Team Retro minus Po and Tigress: "Get over it! Get over it!" Lil: "All this whining and crying and pitching a fit!" Team Retro minus Po and Tigress: "Get over it! Get over it!" Craig: "You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash!" Sanjay: "But you might feel better if I gave you some cash!" Angelica: "The more I think about it, Old Billy was right! Let's kill all the lawyers, kill them tonight!" Suzie to Angelica: "You don't want to work, you want to live like a king!" Robot: "But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing!" Team Retro: "Get over it! Get over it!" Spongebob: "If you don't want to play, then you might as well split!" Team Retro: "Get over it! Get over it!"

Robot to Globitha: "It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak." Globitha to Robot: "You're making the most of your losing streak!" Daggett: "Some call it sick!" Treeflower: "But I call it weak!" Marlene: "You drag it around like a ball and chain!" Captain Retro: "You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain!" Tigress: "You wave it like a flag!" Po: "You wear it like a crown!" Stimpy: "Got your mind in the gutter, bringing everybody down!" Suzie to Angelica: "Complain about the present and blame it on the past!" Angelica to Suzie: "I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little (distorted)!" Team Retro: "Get over it! Get over it!" Angelica: "All this (distorted) and moaning and pitching a fit!" Team Retro: "Get over it! Get over it! Get over it! Get over it!" Suzie to Angelica: "It's got to stop sometime, so why don't you quit?" Team Retro: "Get over it! Get over it!" Captain Retro: “Get Over It!” /

The audience applauds and Darwin asks: "So, who are you rooting for to win?" Heffer says: "It's got to be Rocko. He's the only representative from his show left!" Sanjay says: "I'm rooting for Reggie Rocket to win! She's one of the few humans left on the show with the skills to actually win it!" Eliza says: "Thank you for your time, please pick a seat!" Sanjay joins Craig, and Heffer sits near Sway-Sway. Craig says: "Welcome back, dude!" Sanjay says: "It's good to be back, dude!" Heffer asks: "Throw any crazy parties?" Sway-Sway says: "Only on days that end with 'Y'!" Heffer says: "Cool!" Darwin says: "Our next guests both came from the same show!" Eliza says: "And guess this! They are SO in love with each other!" Darwin says: "We're talking about the power couple, Globitha and Robot Default!"

Globitha and Robot walk into view together, to roaring applause! Dib says: "Congratulations on the hook-up!" Robot says: "Thank you! If I could blush, I would!" Globitha and Robot both sit on the couch together. Eliza says: "So, how does it feel to be part of one of the more successful couples to emerge from this season?" Globitha says: "Thrilling! It feels so NICE to have a loving, caring guy who is kind and considerate!" Robot says: "And it feels so AWESOME to have a lady who loves me just for being me, and not just because I'm smart and talented!" Globitha says: "But you are!" Robot says: "True enough!" Darwin says: "Did it STING that Bulma and the rest of her team targeted Globitha so they could coax Robot to quit as well?!" Robot says: "I didn't want to have Globitha feel bad. A game without Globitha isn't a game worth playing!" Eliza says: "Speaking of games, this would NORMALLY be a good time for us to play 'Hot or not'." Darwin says: "But because we have a bunch of songs that need to be played, we have to skip that for this time." Eliza says: "We actually have a TIE for our next song! The songs are from our Mexican themed episode!" Darwin says: "We'll play them both one after another, so we hope you enjoy these rocking, retro hit song covers by Team Retro!"

10. Genre: Industrial Rock. Sub-Genre: Art Punk. Song: "Mexican Radio." Sung by: Captain Retro and others. / Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and the touch of a world that is older. I turn the switch and check the number. I leave it on when in bed I slumber!" Marlene with Captain Retro: "I hear the rhythms of the music. I buy the product and never use it!" Norbert with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Daggett: "Can't understand just what does, he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I dial it in and tune the station, they talk about the U.S. Inflation!" Zim with Captain Retro: "I understand just a little. No comprende, it's a riddle!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I wish I was in Tijuana!" Oonski with Captain Retro: "Eating barbequed iguana!" Captain Retro: "I'd take requests on the telephone, I'm on a wavelength far from my home!" Stimpy with Captain Retro: "I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, I dial it in from south of the border!" Rocko with Captain Retro: "I hear the talking of the D.J.!" Kaput: "Can't understand just what does, he say?!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Reggie with Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" Captain Retro: "I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! I'm on a Mexican radio! I'm on a Mexican whoa-oh, radio! Radio! Radio!" Chameleon: "What does he say?" Captain Retro: "Radio, Radio, Radio, Radio!" /

Genre: Chicano Rock. Sub-Genre: Latin Rock. Song: "El Toro!" (To the tune of "La Bamba!") Sung by: Team Retro! / Marlene: "Better hang on to Toro!" Stimpy: "You don't want to get gored, no, that would be quite tragic!" Rocko: "It is no simple magic, arriba y arriba!" Reggie: "Ah yes, arriba y arriba, that means, go fast, go very fast, so very fast!" Spongebob: "Why are we making up lyrics?!" Tigress: "I don't know any Spanish, my Capitán, oh Capitán, my Capitán!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" Sanjay: "But not Zorro!" Robot: "Better hang onto Toro!" Captain Retro: "I am doing quite well, oh, there is no need to be worried! There is simply no need to be hurried!" Sniz: "Arriba y arriba!" (Instrumental Solo) Globitha: "Well this song last much longer?" Craig: "No, but it might finish stronger if you ask me, and I will say mucho gracias!" Po: "But rhymes with gracias? Is it maracas, La Cucracha? No, that is something else now!" Norbert: "It is something else now, that much is true!" Daggett: "That much is true, that much IS true!" Team Retro: "Ride El Toro! Don't get gored, no! Please just soar, oh!" (JUMP!!!!) Captain Retro: "I rode El Toro!" Rocko: "Ole!" Norbert: "Ole!" Stimpy: "OLE!!" /

The audience applauds loudly, and Eliza asks: "Now that you're both out, is there anyone that you really want to win?" Globitha says: "Reggie is spunky and energetic! I think SHE can win it!" Robot says: "I agree. Reggie Rocket all the way!" Darwin says: "Thank you both. Please take a seat." And the couple takes an isolated pair of seats together. Eliza says: "We've got two more eliminated contestants for you!" Darwin says: "One is the Party King of Madagascar!" Eliza says: "The other is an important deliver of bread on the world of Pond-gea." Darwin says: "Give it up for King Julien and Buhdeuce!" King Julien and Buhdeuce walk into thunderous applause. King Julien and Buhdeuce both choose a seat to sit down on. King Julien says: "It's high time we get this show party started in royal high fashion! Who wants to party with me?!" And a bunch of the audience applauds! Buhdeuce says: "And I can help make any party better!" Sway-Sway says: "You tell them, Buhdeuce!" Eliza asks: "So how does it feel for you to both be here?" King Julien says: "Honestly, I am just stunned. Although, I do like to thank Skipper for going to bat for me."

Buhdeuce says: "And I'd like to thank Gonard for NOT voting either of us off!" Darwin asks: "King Julien, does it EVER make you mad at how you got tricked into a relationship with Skipper, in the WORST possibly handled way possible?" King Julien says: "Look, honestly, I have to admit some responsibility in that one. That was partially my fault. I wanted an exciting relationship, and Skipper did to. Otherwise, why would we try so hard to MAKE a relationship work?!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm just glad that I NEVER tried to get into any crazy relationships during my time as a contestant on the show!" Eliza says: "Oh, here's some good news for you, King Julien! If you like parties, you're sure to like our next song!" King Julien says: "Sounds promising, play it!" Darwin says: "With pleasure! This one is from the Caribbean themed episode!"

9. Genre: 1980's Tropical Pop. Sub-Genre: The Beach Boys. Song: "Kokomo." Sung by: Team Retro (primarily), and cast! / Stimpy: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you." Sanjay: "To Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama." Craig: "Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go? Jamaica." Captain Retro: "Off the Florida Keys, there's a place called Kokomo." Marlene: "That's where you want to go to get away from it all." Rocko: "Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand." Reggie: "We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band." Norbert: "Down in Kokomo." Team Retro and cast: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh, I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come, on pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Daggett: "Oh, I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Robot: "Martinique, that Montserrat mystique." Globitha: "We'll go out to sea and we'll perfect our chemistry." Spongebob: "And by and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity." Norbert: "Afternoon delight, cocktails and moonlit nights." Rocko, about Reggie: "That dreamy look in your eye, under the tropical island sky, way down in Kokomo." Team Retro: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come, on pretty mama! Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Po: "Oh, I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Tigress: "Port Au Prince, I want to catch a glimpse!" (Instrumental solo)

Team Retro: "Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo. Now if, you want to go and get away from it all, go down to Kokomo." Cast joins in: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come, on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go..." Stimpy: "Oh I want to take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down in Kokomo." Team Retro and cast: "Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come, on pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast, and then we'll take it slow, that's where we want to go, way down to Kokomo." /

The song ends, and the audience applauds loudly. King Julien says: "You were right! I DID like partying to that song!" Eliza says: "Now that you're both out, who are you rooting for to win?" King Julien says: "Even though she's caused Skipper some heart-ache, I have to root for Marlene. She's the only representative from The Penguins of Madagascar left." Buhdeuce says: "I'll root for Gonard. He's a true friend for NOT voting me off!" Darwin says: "Thank you for your time, now take a seat." King Julien sits next to Heffer, and Buhdeuce sits next to Sway-Sway. King Julien says: "Things feel more royal with ME here now, don't they?!" Heffer says: "I'd say so!" Sway-Sway says: "Good to have my best bap back with me!" Buhdeuce says: "Good to be back!" Eliza says: "Next up, we have..." A familiar voice interrupts: "Hold it!" And Kaput storms on-stage! Darwin says: "Excuse me, we're trying to do a SHOW, here!" Kaput says: "I should be getting interviewed now, okay?! I was UNFAIRLY kicked OFF!" Eliza says: "As an INTERN! It doesn't count unless you were officially a contestant!" Kaput pouts and says: "It should!" Darwin says: "But you'll probably like the NEXT song that we've got for you!" Kaput asks: "Why?" Eliza says: "Because it's about a notorious piece of flesh-tearing predator that will tear others apart, the same way YOU did!" Kaput sarcastically says: "Oh, THAT'S a hoot!" Heffer says: "That's MY line!" Darwin says: "In any case, from the Amazon themed episode, here is our next hit song!"

8. Genre: Heavy Metal. Sub-Genre: Hard Rock. Song: "Barracuda!" Sung by: Team S.R.R.R.C., Timmy Turner, most of Team Adversity, and the "Power Rangers Retro Force" alliance! /

Pearl about Patrick: "So this ain't the end, I saw you again, today!" Patrick, alone: "I had to turn my heart away!" Stimpy about Lil: "Smiled like the sun, kisses for everyone!" Skipper about Julien: "And TAILS, it never fails!" Captain Retro to Anti Timmy: "You lying so low in the weeds!" Marlene: "I bet you gonna ambush me! You'd have me down, down, down on my knees! Now wouldn't you?" Bulma asks: "Barracuda?" Po: "Oh, back over time, we were all trying for free!" Pearl about Patrick: "You met the porpoise and me!" Zarbon: "No right, no wrong, you're selling a song, a name!" Taotie: "Whisper game!" Keswick: "If the real thing don't do the trick, you better make up something quick!" Tigress: "You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn to the wick!" Gonard: "Ooh, Barracuda! Oh, yeah!" Pearl: "'Sell me, sell you,' the porpoise said!" Buhdeuce: "Dive down deep to save my head!" Sway-Sway: "You, I think you got the blues too!" Timmy: "All that night and all the next, swam without looking back!" Oonski: "Make for the western pools; silly, silly fools!" Reggie: "If the real thing don't do the trick, no!" Rocko: "You better make up something quick!" Super Chum: "You gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn it to the wick!" Everyone: "Ooh, Barra-Barracuda!!!!" And the epic song ends!!!!

Kaput applauds loudly and says: "You were right, I DO feel better after watching that!" Eliza asks: "By the way, Darwin and I weren't HERE when you got interviewed. Who are you rooting for to win?" Kaput says: "I'm still rooting for Zarbon. He's the only alien left in the game." Darwin says: "Thank you for helping us. Please, take a seat." Kaput takes a seat close to Zim and Keswick. Kaput says: "No hard feelings, right Zim?" Zim scoffs and says: "Don't get your hopes up!" Eliza says: "Next up, we have two more eliminated contestants with us." Darwin says: "One is a girl who had hoped to break the losing streak of Hey Arnold! By making it past the team merge, but it simply wasn't meant to be." Eliza says: "The other was a monster named Monster Krumholtz." Darwin says: "Last seen getting eliminated above Great Britain, give it up for Phoebe and Monster!"

And Phoebe walks in, looking simply STUNNING with a new hair-do! Aang says: "You look fancy! I approve!" Monster walks in and says: "Hi! I'm here to!" Robot and Globitha shout: "Hi, Monster!" Eliza says: "Phoebe, you look great!" Phoebe says: "After getting eliminated, I thought I would get a new look. By the way, the Hey Arnold Jungle Movie is finally happening! I'm going to get some more screen-time!" Darwin says: "That's GREAT news, Phoebe!" Eliza says: "Would you please take a seat?" Phoebe and Monster sit down. Monster asks: "So, what do you want to ask us?" Darwin says: "Do you regret NOT taking up Blonda's offer of having a romance with her?" Monster says: "Absolutely not! Skipper tried it out, and look what happened to him!" Eliza says: "Good point." Phoebe says: "I regret that I didn't try and form any strong alliances during my time as a contestant." Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Even I was smart enough to have the sense to do THAT!" Darwin says: "Ignore her!" Phoebe says: "I always do!"

Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "Good luck with that!" Eliza says: "So, are you excited to see the next number on our countdown?" Monster says: "Sure! I would LOVE to see the next number on our countdown!" Darwin says: "All right! This one is from the Missouri episode!"

7. Genre: Roots (Swamp) Rock. Sub-Genre: Creedence Clearwater Revival. Song: "Proud Mary." Sung by: Team Retro! / During this montage, as Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool tries MULTIPLE ways of sabotaging Team Retro's boat, Team Retro finds a way to stop ALL of Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, successfully manage to stop each one of them! / Daggett: "Left a good job in the city." Treeflower: "Working for the man every night and day." Norbert: "And I never lost one minute of sleeping, worrying about the way things might have been." Captain Retro: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning." Marlene: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!" Sanjay: "Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis!" Craig: "Pumped a lot of butane down in New Orleans!" Robot: "But I never saw the good side of the city." Globitha: "Until I hitched a ride on a river boat queen!" Stimpy: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning!" Tigress: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Suzie: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Reggie: "If you come down to the river, bet you gonna find some people who live." Rocko: "You don't have to worry, cause if you got no money, people on the river are happy to give." Spongebob: "Big wheel keep on turning, Proud Mary keep on burning." Po: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!" Captain Retro: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Marlene: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Stimpy: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river." Team Retro: "Rolling, rolling, rolling on the river!"

The song ends, and thunderous applause is heard. Eliza says: "All right! Now that you two are eliminated, who are you rooting for?" Phoebe says: "Reggie Rocket! She is a smart, athletic girl! I think she can go all the way!" Monster says: "Gonard. He's the only guy who didn't try to vote me off." Darwin says: "Thank you. Please take a seat." Phoebe sits down next to Otto Rocket, and Monster sits next to Robot and Globitha. Otto asks: "So have you forgiven me for trying to get into a fake romance with you?" Phoebe says: "I'm not doing this for YOU, I'm doing this for Reggie!" Otto says: "I was just asking!" Monster says: "Congratulations on hooking up, you two!" Robot and Globitha simultaneously say: "Don't mention it!" Globitha says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Robot says: "Darn it!" Eliza says: "We've got to take a break right now, but when we come back, we'll get to our other four guests, and the rest of our musical countdown on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / (Commercial Break) / When the commercial finishes, the camera opens back up on Darwin and Eliza. Darwin says: "Welcome back to our Performance Review for Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Eliza says: "We're currently in the middle of our countdown of Team Retro's Biggest Hits, songs primarily sung by Team Retro and/or members of Team Retro!" Darwin says: "But before we play our next song, we thought that we would interview one of our hopefuls for underdog winner this season." Eliza says: "He's seen a lot, he's done a lot, he's been in two movies and over 200 episodes!" Darwin says: "Please give a big welcome to Spongebob!" Spongebob walks in, STILL wearing the outfit he first gained in "Stand Back Stanley, in San Marino!" Spongebob sits down across from Eliza! Eliza says: "Spongebob, how does it feel to be one of two sponges who not only competed on this show, but also happened to be from the SAME show?!" Spongebob says: "Honestly, most of the time it felt great! Except of course, for when SKIPPER targeted me for no good reason!" Darwin says: "He probably hated you for the same reason that Tigress hated you; he thought you were weak, pointless, and useless to helping ANYONE get to the Final Five in this game!" Spongebob says: "That STILL doesn't explain why he had to target me!" Eliza says: "Being able to speak to animals, I know a LOT about their behaviors, and I have examined why Skipper targeted you specifically."

Spongebob asks: "Why did he do it, then?" Eliza says: "He saw himself as the Alpha Male of his team, and he thought it was HIS duty to root out the trash that was competing against him. He saw you as someone he could easily dispose of, and prove to his team as a worthy, valuable ally." Darwin says: "What Skipper DIDN'T realize is that Taotie and Blonda were setting him UP to take the fall after YOU were voted off!" Eliza says: "You see, Blonda WANTED Skipper to be the one who would tell EVERYONE who he was voting off for. That way, after YOU got voted off, Spongebob, everyone in turn would vote SKIPPER off!" Off-screen, Skipper shouts: "EVERYONE voted me off?!" Oonski says: "Ooh, someone sounds MADDER than Haggis when HE thought Treeflower thought BADLY about him!" Haggis and Treeflower simultaneously say: "We RESENT that remark!" Darwin says: "Well, we WANTED to save Skipper for later, but apparently, he's chomping at the bits to get out now, so everyone, WELCOME Skipper to the Performance Review!" Skipper comes on-stage, but he's seething MAD and angry about having found out the truth! Eliza says: "Hello there, welcome to--." Skipper interrupts and angrily says: "SCREW you! I don't want to do a STUPID interview! I'm here to lodge a complaint against all my FORMER, so-called team-mates! They systematically betrayed me, ME!!!! After everything I ever DID for them!" Darwin says: "Actually, I don't remember YOU ever doing anything!" Zim says: "Except for being one half of the couple introduced in the WORST episode of Total Cartoon EVER!" Skipper groans and angrily says: "That's just GREAT!!!! ONE mistake, and I'm PAYING for it for the rest of my life!" Otto says: "I could say the same thing about Angelica's parents!" Angelica angrily says: "BITE me!" Otto says: "Only in your sick fantasies!" Angelica shrieks: "Are YOU saying that I'm PERVERTED?!" Otto says: "Of course not, for a fan of Ron Jeremy!" Robot says: "BURN!!!!"

Skipper asks: "Hello, can we get back to ME and how I was systematically BETRAYED by my former comrades?! They UNFAIRLY kicked me off, just because I was willing to tell the TRUTH!!!!" Eliza says: "Skipper, you got all crazy and obsessive with trying to win Marlene back. You completely ignored all of your other, positive qualities, and instead of trying to make a new, real relationship with someone, you sought to achieve something that was unavailable to you. What your team did wasn't heinous, just what anyone SANE would do!" Skipper says: "But I don't DESERVE to be here, not like SPONGEBOB! He definitely looks better here!" Spongebob gets offended and asks: "Is that so?!" Skipper says: "It IS so! We might have gotten eliminated in the same episode, but I STILL technically outlasted YOU in the competition, and that makes ME better than you!" Spongebob says: "The only thing YOU'RE better at is being a hypocrite and a louse! It's no WONDER Marlene STOPPED loving you!" Skipper says: "You take that BACK or I will--!!" But Skipper doesn't FINISH his thought because for some inexplicable reason, lightning STRIKES Spongebob, knocking him unconscious! Skipper worriedly says: "Uh-oh!" Darwin says: "What do you mean by that?" Skipper nervously says: "I nearly forgot, but back in Australia, during one of my Confessionals, I wished for Spongebob to be struck by lightning! I didn't think it would actually happen; otherwise I never would've WISHED for it!" Stanley nervously asks: "Is he going to be all right?" Eliza says: "We're going to make SURE he's all right!" Darwin says: "But while we're doing THAT, why don't you rock out to the number six tune on our countdown?" Eliza says: "From the Great Britain episode, here's another tune by Team Retro!"

6. Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-Genre: Paula Abdul. Song: "Opposites Attract!" Sung by: Team Retro! / Captain Retro: “I'm Captain Retro on the rap, so mic it, here's a little story and you're sure to like it! Swift and sly, and I'm playing it cool with my home girl, Marlene Otter!” Marlene: “Baby seems we never ever agree, you like the movies and I like TV.” Captain Retro: “I take things serious and you take them light.” Marlene: “I go to bed early.” Captain Retro: “And I party all night!” Marlene: “Our friends are saying we ain't gonna last. Cause I move slowly.” Captain Retro: “And baby I'm fast!” Marlene: “I like it quiet.” Captain Retro: “And I love to shout!” Marlene and Captain Retro: “But when we get together, it just all works out!” Marlene: “I take two steps forward.” Captain Retro: “I take two steps back.” Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact!” Captain Retro: “We come together cause opposites attract!”

Tigress: “Who'd have thought we could be lovers?” Po: “She makes the bed.” Tigress: “And he steals the covers.” Po: “She likes it neat.” Tigress: “And he makes a mess.” Po: “I take it easy.” Tigress: “Baby; I get obsessed!” Po: “She's got the money.” Tigress: “And he's always broke! I don't like laughing.” Po: “Baby I like to joke!” Tigress: “Things in common, there just ain't one.” Po: “But when we get together, we have nothing but fun!” Tigress: “I take two steps forward, two steps back. We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact.” Po: “We come together cause opposites attract!” Tigress: “You know it baby, baby!” Rocko: “Nothing in common but this trust, I'm like a minus, she's like a plus. One going up, one coming down but we seem to land on common ground. When things go wrong we make corrections to keep things moving in the right direction. Try to fight it but I'm telling you, it's useless, opposites attract!”

Reggie: “Baby ain't it something how we lasted this long? You and me, proving everyone wrong! Don't think we'll ever get our differences patched.” Rocko: “Don't really matter cause we're perfectly matched! I take two steps forward, I take two steps back.” Reggie: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Wally: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Captain Retro and Marlene: “We come together cause opposites attract. And you know, it ain't fiction, just a natural fact. We come together cause opposites attract!” Team Retro: “Two steps forward, two steps back.” Tigress and Po: “We come together cause opposites attract. It ain't fiction, you know it's a fact! We come together cause opposites attract!” Stimpy: “Two steps forward, two steps back. Two steps back cause opposites attract!” Rocko and Reggie: “We come together, we go together. Opposites, I said, Opposites attract!”

Loud applause is heard and Darwin says: "Thank you for your applause! We've checked Spongebob out, and he is fine, but he's still sleeping off his electrical encounter at the moment." Skipper moans in shame and says: "I can't believe I DID this! CURSE you laws of irony! I want to do something to make it up to him! Isn't there ANYTHING I can do?!" Eliza says: "Well, there IS something you can do for ME, and for a TRUE, loyal fan who is there for us no matter what!" Skipper asks: "Which fan is that?!" Darwin says: "Doesn't matter. However, if you PROMISE to go back onto Total Cartoon Global Cruise as a contestant and play on Spongebob's behalf, and also PROMISE not to do anything else crazy in concerns with Marlene or Captain Retro, I think we can let you back on as a contestant." Skipper says: "But I thought Sniz didn't WANT any more returning contestants this season!" Eliza says: "Don't worry. We'll make him change his mind. Just give us a couple of episodes, and we'll get you back." Skipper says: "Thank you! I just got to make things right between me and Spongebob!" Darwin says: "While we prepare to make a case for Sniz on Skipper's behalf, why don't YOU enjoy the next hit song?!" Eliza says: "This song was the song that Captain Retro used to introduce himself, all the way back in the Total Cartoon Action re-union special!" Darwin says: "This song is dedicated to the awesomeness that was, and always will be, Prince the singer/musician!"

5. Genre: New wave. Sub-genre: Funk Rock (Prince, the musician). Song: “Let's Go Crazy.” Sung by: Captain Retro and Fondue. / Captain Retro: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life.' Electric word, life, that means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else; the After World. A world of NEVER ending happiness, you can ALWAYS see the sun, day or night! So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything Will Be Alright, instead of asking him how much of your time is left; ask him how much of your MIND, baby! Cause in THIS life, things are MUCH harder than in the After World; in this life, you're on your OWN! And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go CRAZY! Punch a higher floor! Woo! (Instrumental Solo) If you don't like, the world you're living in, take a look around, at least you got friends! You see I called my old lady, for a friendly word, she picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor! Ah's, ah's is all I heard! Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let’s go! Let's go crazy, let's get nuts! Let us look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck, let's go! Oh! We're all excited, but we don't know why. Maybe it's cause--"

Fondue interrupts: "We're all gonna die." Captain Retro: "When we do, what's it all for? You better live now!" Fondue interjects: "Before the Grim Reaper come knocking on your door." Captain Retro: "Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts! Look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck! Come on baby, let's get nuts! Yeah! Crazy! (Instrumental solo) Let's go crazy! (Instrumental solo continues) Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Go, Go, crazy! I said let's go crazy, crazy; let's go, let's go! Go, let's go! Dr. Everything Will-Be-Alright, will make everything go wrong. Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill; hang tough children! He's coming, he's coming, coming. (Instrumental finish) Take me away!"

The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you, for your loud, enthusiastic applause." Darwin says: "Good news, Spongebob is waking up!" Spongebob stirs, and wearily asks: "Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?" Eliza groans and says: "Oh no! Spongebob can't remember anything!" Skipper asks: "Not even what I did to him earlier this season?" Darwin says: "I don't think so." Haggis groans and says: "Oh man! Spongebob did NOT need this kind of setback!" Treeflower says: "This is worse than the time I had a setback this season, when my pregnancy forced me to abandon my quest for trying to win this season." Oonski says: "By the way, I noticed you're all nice and slender again. Why is that?" Treeflower says: "Oh, I gave birth to two healthy beaver babies off-screen. Norbert and Daggett already know all about it. You see, we're hoping to save this excitement for our planned series, The Angry Beavers: Re-Spooted!" Sanjay asks: "Is THAT going to be a REAL thing?!" Treeflower says: "Especially if enough PEOPLE send in fan-letters to Mitch Schauer demanding it! Definitely as REAL as the fact that YOUR show has probably just been cancelled!" Craig says: "Oh, man! And just when we FINALLY got Ronnie Slithers into our family fold!" Sway-Sway says: "Well, that's what fan-fiction is for." Eliza says: "Well, we got to make sure Spongebob goes someplace where he can recover from his setback properly." Darwin says: "But while we do that, why don't you enjoy the NEXT hit song on our countdown?!" Eliza says: "From the Japanese episode, give it up for this Peter Gabriel themed hit song!"

4. Genre: Dance Rock. Sub-genre: Peter Gabriel. Song: “Sledgehammer!” Sung by: Captain Retro and Marlene. / Captain Retro: "Hey you, do you wanna do a job? You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. You could have an airplane flying, if you bring your blue sky back. All you do is call me, I'll be anything you need! You could have a big dipper, going up and down, all around the bends! You could have a bumper car, bumping! This amusement never ends! I wanna be your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Ha, ow! Let me be your sledgehammer! This will be my testimony, yeah!" Marlene: "Yeah!" Captain Retro: "Show me round your fruit cage, cause I will be your honey bee! Open up your fruit cage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be! I wanna be, your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Yeah! You'd better call the sledgehammer! Put your mind at rest I'm gonna be, the sledgehammer! This can be my testimony! Yeah! I'm your sledgehammer! Let there be no doubt about it! Sledge! Sledge! Your Sledgehammer!"

(Instrumental solo, Norbert and Daggett dance together to the tune of Japanese Oriental music while the words Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! flashes on the screen in bright, bold green titles, and the gummy snacks float around as well!) Captain Retro: "I get in lane! I've kicked the habit!" Marlene: "Kicked the habit, kicked the habit!" Captain Retro: "Shed my skin!" (Craig sheds his skin) Marlene: "Shed my skin!" Captain Retro: "This is the new stuff!" Marlene: "This is the new stuff!" Captain Retro: "I go dancing in!" Marlene: "We go dancing in!" Captain Retro: "Oh, won't you show for me?" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I will show for you!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Me! Show for me!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Huh, I will show for you! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I do mean you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Only you! You've been coming through!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "I'm gonna build that power, build, build, up that power!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Oh, I've been feeding the rhythm, huh! I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Gonna feel that power, build in you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I've been feeding the rhythm, I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "It's what we're doing, doing all day and night!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!"

The audience applauds loudly as Darwin says: "Thank you for your applause." Eliza says: "Spongebob is recuperating in a special place where he can recover properly." Darwin says: "This has been ONE crazy Performance Review, so far, hasn't it?" Eliza says: "It sure has! So Skipper, until we can make your case to Sniz, who are you rooting for to win?" Skipper says: "I'm probably going to sound crazy for saying this, but I still want Marlene to win! I STILL think she can do it." Darwin says: "Thank you. Please take a seat for now." Skipper takes a seat next to King Julien. King Julien says: "Glad to FINALLY have my best buddy here with me again!" Skipper, still feeling guilty for what happened to Spongebob, just mopes. Skipper says: "I don't want to talk about it." Eliza says: "We have two more guests to interview!" Darwin says: "They came onto the show together, and they ended up LEAVING the show together!" Eliza says: "But they played VERY different games!" Darwin says: "HE played a friendly, social game with REAL friends!" Eliza says: "She played a conniving, controlling game with a so-called Magic Alliance that wasn't REALLY magic!" Darwin says: "Give it up for Larry and Blonda!" Larry walks in, pushing Blonda forward on a wheel-chair! Eliza gasps and asks: "Blonda, what happened to you?!" Blonda tries to shrug it off and fake-laughs. Blonda haltingly says: "Nothing of major importance!" Larry says: "Who are you trying to kid?! There's footage of it!" Darwin says: "He's right! We've got the play-back footage right here!" And Darwin turns on the monitor, and it shows previously unseen footage. On the monitor, Larry and Blonda are falling in the sky from their very RECENT elimination, with Blonda STILL screaming: "You MOTHER!!!!" But Larry opens up his parachute and floats down to the ground, but Blonda ends up FALLING through the roof of a Chinese house!

Blonda rolls her eyes and begrudgingly says: "It's bad enough I have to be HERE again, but you didn't HAVE to play that HUMILIATING piece of play-back footage!" Eliza says: "Well, it serves you right, I should think. Not just for constantly berating me, but for all the HORRID stuff YOU did as a contestant in the game!" Blonda seems shocked and asked: "How is what I did any WORSE than anything that Skipper and Bulma have done?!" Skipper scoffs and says: "That's NOT the issue! I thought we were in an alliance, and you TURN on me in order to save your OWN hide! That is NOT cool!" Blonda says: "I'm SORRY if MY methods of playing the game were too 'complex' for your feeble, little penguin mind to comprehend, but I was playing at a higher, BETTER level than YOU were! If you were DESTINED to outlast ME, you would've!" Darwin asks: "But don't you feel the LEAST bit bad about ANY of the things you did?!" Blonda scoffs and says: "Like I CARE about THOSE saps! If I WANTED to care about any of them, I WOULD!" Eliza says: "You know, this interview ISN'T going to end unless you admit some wrong-doing!" Blonda scoffs and says: "Good luck with that! Blonda Martin is NEVER wrong!" Darwin says: "Well, while we continue to coax something out of Blonda, why don't YOU listen to the next song on our list?!" Larry says: "You COULD just interview me!" Eliza says: "And RUIN Blonda's chance at SOME kind of redemption?!" Blonda says: "You're not going to get it!" Darwin says: "Oh, we'll get SOMETHING all right! We'll get something!"

3. Genre: R&B. Sub-Genre: Dance Pop. Song: "Escapade!" Sung by: Rocko and Reggie! (Instrumental opening) Reggie: "As I was walking by, saw you standing there with a smile!" Rocko: "Looking shy, you caught my eye, thought you'd want to hang for a while!" Reggie: "Well I'd like to be with you." Rocko: "And you know its Friday to!" Reggie: "I hope you can find the time this weekend to relax and unwind! My mind is tired, I've worked so hard all week! (All week!)" Rocko: "Cashed my check, I'm ready to go! I promise you, I'll show you such a good time! Come on baby, let's get away! Let's save our troubles for another day! Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade, let's go! Escapade." Rocko: "We'll have a good time." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Leave your worries behind." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Where you can be mine." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "An escapade."

Reggie: "So don't hold back, just have a good time. Yeah, yeah!" Rocko: "We'll make the rules up as we go along." Reggie: "And break them all if we're not having fun!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade! Come on baby, let's get away! Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade! Let's go!" Rocko: "It's really happening!" Reggie: "Come on! Escapade." Rocko: "We'll have a good time." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Leave your worries behind." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "Where you can be mine." Reggie: "Escapade." Rocko: "An escapade!" Reggie: "My mind is tired, my mind's tired; I've worked so..." Rocko: "Worked so hard all week!" Reggie: "I just got paid, we've got it made, we're ready to go."

Rocko: "I promise you, I'll show you such a good time! Come on baby, let's get away!" Reggie: "Get away!" Rocko: "Let's save our troubles for another day!" Reggie: "Another day!" Rocko: "Come go with me, we've got it made!" Reggie: "We've got it made!" Rocko: "Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "On an escapade!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day! Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade!" Reggie: "Let's go!" Rocko: "Come on baby, let's get away. Let's save our troubles for another day. Come go with me, we've got it made! Let me take you on an escapade." Reggie: "On an escapade, baby!"

The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you for your wonderful applause! We really appreciate it!" Darwin asks: "What about Heffer? You said he was an audience favorite, and you cried during his departure. Did you really mean your tears?" Blonda groans and says: "FINE! I was a LITTLE sad that Heffer was leaving the game!" Wanda appears and says: "Did you hear that?! My sister was ACTUALLY sad! We're making PROGRESS!!!!" Blonda groans and asks: "Does she HAVE to be here?!" Eliza says: "Actually, yes she is. She's contractually BOUND to appear on this show." Wanda asks: "So, did my sister LEARN anything from her time as a contestant on the show?" Blonda says: "Mainly one thing; NEVER try to form an alliance against Bulma Briefs, because she will beat you AND every member of your alliance EVERY time!" Wanda asks: "I meant, did you LEARN anything that helped you become better?" Blonda gasps in shock and asks: "Look at ME!!!! Does it LOOK like I have become BETTER?! It's going to take me AGES to heal without magic!" Wanda asks: "So does that make you feel some humility NOW? Are you a little more humbled?!" Blonda says: "NOTHING, could be a more humbling experience than THIS was!" Wanda says: "Than your time as a contestant was a success!" (Confessional) Blonda says: "Wanda is DELUDED to think that I'm going to take THIS defeat lying down! I am performing a complex, magic ritual; that will resurrect the most FEARED Power Rangers villain of all time! He will help me STRIKE down ALL those fools who helped to engineer my elimination, and I will get my REVENGE, as I will THREATEN to kill ALL the contestants unless I am GIVEN the $44.44 million! I WILL get the last laugh; all it will take is just a couple more eliminations, and my plan WILL come to fruition!" (End Confessional) Larry asks: "Can I get interviewed now?"

Darwin says: "Almost! We're going to play another song before we get to you." Eliza says: "This song comes from the Mount Everest episode!" Angelica groans and says: "Great! It's going to be that OTHER Heart song!" Darwin says: "Actually, no it's not." Lil asks: "Why would you NOT want it to be a Heart song?" Angelica says: "HELLO! In the BRAZIL episode, AND in the Mount Everest episode, a song originally performed BY Heart was played right before something BAD happened to ME!" Otto says: "You're not going to blame Heart for something they had absolutely nothing to DO with?!" Angelica angrily says: "Of COURSE I can! If it weren't for the songs THEY played, I would STILL be a contestant and I would STILL be winning! I am the most POPULAR Nicktoon EVER, so I should BE--!!" (POOF!!!!) And Wanda magically transfers Blonda's injuries and bandaged body, onto Angelica, so that her mouth is taped shut again! Blonda gets up, healed and says: "FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE shut her up!" Angelica, muffled, angrily tries to say: "MM!!!! MM!!!!" Wanda says: "No problem! I'd rather listen to YOU, than to HER, any day of the week!" Otto says: "Wow! Angelica was right! Every time a Heart song is played in an episode this season, something bad DOES happen to Angelica later on in that episode!" Eliza says: "Anyways, the song we're going to play is one originally sung by Stevie Wonder, but made big by the Red Hot Chili Peppers!" Darwin says: "We hope you enjoy this rocking, retro hit song selection!"

2. Genre: Funk Metal. Sub-Genre: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Song: "Higher Ground." Sung by: Team Retro and most of Team Adversity! / (Drum and Guitar Intro!)

Captain Retro: "People, keep on learning!" Skipper: "Soldiers keep on warring!" Marlene: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Suzie: "Powers keep on lying!" Tigress: "While your people, keep on dying!" Reggie: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long!" Captain Retro: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time on Earth I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then!" Rocko: "Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Po: "Teachers keep on teaching!" King Julien: "Preachers keep on preaching!" Stimpy: "World keep on turning cause it won't be too long! Oh, no." Globitha: "Lovers keep on loving!" Dog: "While believers keep on believing!" Daggett: "Sleepers just stop sleeping!" Norbert: "'Cause it won't be too long!!!! Oh, no!" Returning contestants from season one and two: "I'm so darn glad they let me try again, cause my last time around, I lived a whole world of sin! I'm so glad that we know more than we knew then! Gonna keep on trying till I reach the highest ground!" Marlene: "And Captain knows nobody's gonna bring me down!" Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Captain Retro: "Cause me and Marlene, we're gonna be sailing on the funky sound!" Team Adversity: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Sanjay: "Busting out and I'll break you out, cause I'm sailing on." Team Retro: "Till we reach the highest ground!" Spongebob: "Just sailing on, sailing on the higher ground!" Both Teams: "Till we reach the highest ground!!!!"

(Guitar and drum solo plays until both teams reach the first base camp!!!!) And the epic song ends! / The audience applauds loudly and Eliza says: "Thank you for your wonderful support!" Darwin asks: "So Larry, why do you think YOUR game went off the rails this season?" Larry says: "Because I made the mistake of thinking that Zarbon could be completely trustworthy! He KNEW that I was a lobster of my word, and he took advantage of that! That's why he made me cheat for him! He knew that I wouldn't say 'no' after promising him a favor!" Eliza says: "I'm so sorry that happened to you." Larry says: "I'm not. If anything, I learned something from that." Darwin asks: "What is that?" Larry answers: "Sometimes, you should NOT keep your word if there is a very good reason for doing so; such as being asked to do something unethical for someone else." Eliza says: "Thank you for that. Is there anyone that you're rooting for to win?" Larry answers: "It has to be Patrick. He's the only representative from Spongebob Squarepants left!" Blonda says: "Not that any of YOU care, but I'm rooting for Reggie Rocket to win! I plan on ENJOYING her wipe the floor with the other contestants!" Darwin says: "Thank you for your interviews! And now, it's the moment you've all been waiting for!" Eliza says: "The number one song on this countdown, and biggest hit sung by Team Retro, this one comes from the Bangkok episode!" Darwin says: "It's a chiller, THRILLER night!!!!"

1. Genre: Michael Jackson. Sub-Genre: (Horror) Disco. Song: "Thriller!" Sung by: Team Retro, Otto, Patrick, Spongebob, most of Team S.R.R.R.C., and Springtrap!!!! / (Wolf howls!!!! Music begins playing!!!!)

Dudley: "It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!" Captain Retro: "Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart!" Stimpy: "You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it!" Spongebob: "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!" (Spongebob gets caught!) Patrick: "You're paralyzed!" Dudley: "You hear the door slam! And realize there's nowhere left to run!" Nobert: "You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun!" Daggett: "You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination!" Tigress: "But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind!" Bulma, to Zarbon: "You're out of time!" Dudley: "They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side!!!!" (Keswick screams, as HE is caught!) Sanjay to Robot: "They will possess you, unless you change the number on your dial!" Globitha: "Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together!" Robot: "All thru the night, I'll save you from the terrors on the screen, I'll make you see!!!!" What remains of Team S.R.R.R.C. is walking through the main eating establishment, unaware that zombies are EMERGING out of their hiding places underneath tables, and out of hidden holes in the walls. Dudley: "I'm going to thrill you tonight!"

Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "Darkness falls across the land, the midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood! And whosoever shall be found, without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of HELL!!!! And rot inside a corpse's shell!" / The zombies begin to eerily and creepily walk through the pizzeria, eventually converging onto the remainder of Team S.R.R.R.C. in the enclosed courtyard. / Patrick: "Night creatures call, and the dead start to walk in their masquerade." General Barracuda: "There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time!" Zarbon: "They're open wide!" General Barracuda: "This is the end of your life!" (Patrick gets caught!) Dudley: "Thriller!!!! Thriller! Thrill tonight! Thriller, thrill tonight! Thriller! Thriller! Thriller, thrill tonight; thrill tonight!!!!" Springtrap (Ted Levine) raps: "The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years! And grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom! And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver! For no mere mortal can resist, the evil of the Thriller!!!!" /

The song briefly cuts out, as the zombies of the non-living enclose upon the remaining members of Team S.R.R.R.C. Bulma gets more and more horrified by this, but then she turns around, and sees DUDLEY has turned into a zombie TO!!!! Suddenly, the song music picks up again, as Dudley begins to LEAD the zombie villains in a VERY elaborate zombie dance! Shifting their legs, clapping, shaking their heads, moving their arms, moving forward, moving backward, moving, from one side to another! Dudley turns around, and reverts back to normal! Dudley sings: "'Cause this is thriller, thriller night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; there ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl! You know it's thriller, thriller night! You're fighting to survive inside a killer, thriller--thriller, thriller night; 'cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare to try! Girl, this is thriller; (Whoo Hoo!) Thriller night!" Captain Retro to Marlene: "So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, Thriller here tonight!!!!" Dudley: "Cause it's a thriller, thriller night! Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare to try! Thriller! WHOO HOO! Thriller night! So let me hold you tight and share a killer, THRILLER!!!! OOH!!!!"

The audience applauds loudly as Eliza says: "Thank you for joining us for our Performance Review! We had a wonderful time!" Darwin says: "Join us in another eight episodes, when we will be at a SPECIAL location, celebrating our 100th episode SPECTACULAR extravaganza!" Eliza says: "Don't miss a minute of our epic party, and keep watching new episodes of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Blonda says: "I STILL think Mila Kunis could do it better!" / Episode Notes: First time that no new songs were played in this episode, but with 12 songs total, this episode takes the record for most songs played in an episode. Due to his guilt for wishing for Spongebob to be struck by lightning, Skipper asks Darwin and Eliza to make a case for Skipper to get brought back on as a contestant for "Total Cartoon Global Cruise." Whether he is or not, remains to be seen. / Personal Notes: The thing that Angelica noticed, that a song performed by the band Heart was ALWAYS played before something BAD happened to her this season, is something that I didn't even PLAN intentionally! This season, my main goal (besides coming up with a season that people would HOPEFULLY enjoy) was to have songs played that I personally enjoyed. It wasn't until AFTER the fact that I eliminated Angelica Pickles twice this season; that I REALIZED that in BOTH of her elimination episodes, a song originally performed by Heart was played, and it was ALWAYS before something BAD happened to Angelica! So I decided to fit that theme into THIS episode, by having ONE of those Heart songs played again! And sure enough, because Angelica was being too loud, mouthy, and rude, something BAD did indeed happen to Angelica again; she got STUCK with Blonda's injuries! And who knows about Skipper? He MAY make ONE final return this season, only time will tell.

That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!

[SquiddyFace]

Here's a rerun of the final chapter of Mr. Krab's Treasure Adventure

Spoiler

Chapter 5: Your Loyal Crew Matters

As the gang rides on the mollusk. Mr. Krabs throws the treasure into the water. SpongeBob and Squidward were shocked. They asked Mr. Krabs why would he do that. Mr Krab's tells them that he had a great adventure and treasure doesn't matter, loyal crews matter. SpongeBob and Squidward smiles and they see land. The mollusk puts them down and leaves. The gang waves goodbye and they watch the sun go down.

End of the Story

 

 

[4EverGreen]

Sniz is in his hot tub and he says: “Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to the great country of China, in order to run on the Great Wall of China. Despite being without an alliance, Blonda was determined to carry on her game. And who should she seek out except for our own General Barracuda?! That's right, General Barracuda became a repeat offender in forming an illegal alliance with a contestant! However, Bulma Briefs eventually deduced that General Barracuda was HELPING Blonda cheat, and Bulma RATTED Blonda out for it! And Blonda wasn't the only one cheating. Feeling like he needed to avenge Spongebob, Larry agreed to help Zarbon during the eating competition. But Bulma also deduced that Larry was HELPING Zarbon cheat, and Bulma RATTED Larry out for it! In the end, Team Retro achieved a pretty flawless record, by NEVER having a single last place finish, and Team TUFF also managed to share first place accolades with Team Retro. At the elimination ceremony, I decided to help make things more 'efficient' by getting rid of BOTH Blonda AND Larry! However, Blonda said something troubling about Anti-Timmy STILL being on the plane! Is he about to rear his ugly head again? In any case, we are now we are down to 20 contestants, and all bets are about to be off! Because as of this episode, the teams will FINALLY be disbanded, so it will be every contestant for him or herself! It's going to get wild and crazy, kids, on a brand new episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise! Africa, prepare yourself for our arrival!” /

Instead of the usual show opening, a music video montage of scenes, places, and people from Africa are seen, while the band, Toto, sings their hit song “Africa.” / Genre: Soft Rock. Sub-genre: Toto (the band). Song: “Africa.” Sung by: Toto (the band).

“I hear the drums echoing tonight, but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation. She's coming in, twelve-thirty flight, the moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation. I stopped an old man along the way, hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies. He turned to me as if to say; Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. The wild dogs cry out in the night as they grow restless, longing for some solitary company. I know that I must do what's right as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti. I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had. (Instrumental break). Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you. It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa. I bless the rain. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rain. I bless the rains down in Africa, I bless the rains down in Africa. Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.” (Instrumental solo until the song ends). / “Conned In the Congo.”

The plane is once again in transit. Both Team Retro and Team TUFF are relaxing in First Class Quarters. Po, particularly, is really happy because he is having a GREAT dream. And thanks to the magical abilities of the Fairy Godparents, we are able to see it! In Po's dream, Po is completely NAKED as he is busy devouring popcorn and cotton candy, all the while being held by three balloons which are helping him float. Then all of a sudden, a dark cloud falls over Po's sweet-filled paradise, as Taotie appears in an old-fashioned World War I plane. And Taotie throws a GIANT Licorice stick at Po's balloons, and pops one of them! Po shouts: “Hey! You CAN'T use licorice sticks for EVIL!” But not only does Taotie NOT seem to hear Po's statement, Taotie doesn't even CARE, as he throws another Giant Licorice stick at Po's balloons and pops another one! Po shouts: “STOP! You DON'T want to DO this!” But Taotie laughs cruelly and sadistically as he throws one last Giant Licorice stick at Po's balloon and pops it! Po starts falling through the dream filled sky, screaming!

This wakes Po up as he FINDS himself ACTUALLY falling through the sky, screaming, along with all the OTHER contestants still in the game! Tigress wakes up and asks: “Why are you SCREAMING?!” Po screams: “Because we're going to DIE!!!!” Marlene panics and asks: “How could THIS happen?!” Captain Retro panics and admits: “I don't know! I never actually EXPECTED to get THIS far in the game, and now, my ability to see multiple futures isn't functioning normally!” Marlene asks: “How is THAT possible?” Captain Retro panics and admits: “I don't know! The only explanation is that some dark, mysterious, malevolent force is suppressing my ability! Otherwise, I'd be able to see multiple futures more clearly!” Daggett scoffs as he says: “You picked a FINE time to have one of your abilities go on the fritz!” Captain Retro rhetorically asks: “Do you think I WANTED this to happen because, spoiler alert, I didn't!” Norbert worriedly says: “Why does THAT matter, we're STILL going to DIE!!!!” But suddenly, a big pool of rushing water appears below, them, and every single contestant manages to land safely in the rushing water! Stimpy laughs and says: “We're alive! We're actually alive!” Taotie says: “We looked into the face of death, and we LAUGHED!!!!” Bulma's eyes open big and she says: “I'm not sure you'll be laughing about THAT!!!!” And everyone sees the giant waterfall ahead! Dudley quickly assesses the situation and says: “Quickly everyone, swim to the shore!” Suzie asks: “Who DIED and made YOU the decision planner?!” Dudley rhetorically asks: “Do you really want a debate NOW?! Just SWIM!!!!”

The contestants begin to do so, only to find that they seem to be hand-cuffed in pairs! Chameleon asks: “Dudley, how did we get hand-cuffed?!” Dudley says: “Someone must have hand-cuffed us when we were asleep!” Reggie says: “Rocko, we're hand-cuffed to!” Rocko says: “Everyone seems to be hand-cuffed to someone!” Randolph asks: “How are we going to get out of this one?!” Captain Retro says: “Everyone, make their way to me, and grab a hold!” Marlene reaches underwater, and Captain Retro blushes! Captain Retro says: “Not THERE!!!!” The contestants form a circle around Captain Retro, and Captain Retro says: “Sorry about having to do this Marlene!” Captain Retro, hand-cuffed to Marlene, throws his arms forward, jostling Marlene with him, and Captain Retro shouts: “Kamehameha!!!!” And Captain Retro BLASTS the contestants backwards, straight into the shore! Patrick says: “Next time, before you do that, a little warning would REALLY be appreciated!” Dog looks around, and sees a big, bushy jungle.

Dog asks: “Where ARE we?!” Wally says: “Wherever HERE is, it definitely isn't the Ritz!” Marlene analyzes her surroundings and says: “Judging by the warm humidity, tropical climate, and indigenous plant life, we are DEFINITELY in a jungle.” Bulma says: “So, that could be Asia, Africa, South America, Australia--.” Marlene says: “Slow down! You just listed four of the EIGHT continents!” Bulma says: “HELLO!!!! There are only SEVEN continents!” Marlene says: “I COUNT Atlantis! Trust me, if you had the access to secret intelligence files like I do, YOU would count it to!” A box suddenly drops from the sky, and the box opens upon landing on the ground! The box opens to reveal ten paintball guns, and a holographic image of Sniz. The image of Sniz says: “Greetings, contestants! Sorry for the unusual awakening method, but we thought that we would EXCITE you today!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Every single DAY is exciting with you! That doesn't mean you have to go and try to KILL us!”

Sniz says: “Believe me, we would NEVER try to kill anyone! The worst that could happen is that you would get maimed or seriously injured like Angelica did!” Reggie sighs and says: “Come on, do you HAVE to keep dragging Angelica through the mud like that?” Sniz says: “She can't complain if she's not here. And to answer where you are, you are on the continent of Africa. Specifically, in the jungles of the Congo. And as you noticed, you have been hand-cuffed together in a random decision pattern by General Barracuda!” Taotie gasps in shock and asks: “RANDOM?!!! You hand-cuffed ME with TIGRESS!!!!” Tigress looks and sees that Taotie is right! Tigress says: “I thought I was hand-cuffed with Po!” Sniz says: “IF you were still members of a team; that might be the case. But, you're not! That's because as of right now, all three teams are dissolved! We are now in the merged portion of this season, its every contestant, for him or herself. Any contestant can now be eliminated regardless of what team they came from. The only way to guarantee safety for yourself, is by winning immunity challenges. By doing this, you will not only be safe from a vote-off, you will also guarantee safety for someone else that you see fit to keep safe. Not only that, BOTH contestants will be able to relax in the V.I.P Lounge with me after winning immunity. And while the teams are technically no more, depending on which team you were on when you win a solo immunity challenge, your team will get to seat in the First Class section of the plane if you win!” Wally says: “Cool! I'm going to try to win a LOT of challenges then, so my whole team can relax!”

Sniz says: “Now, it's time to find out how to prevail in today's challenge. You have all been hand-cuffed in pairs of two. Each duo will have to work together in order to win immunity today! You'll have to cross the river, trek through the jungle, and find the hollow diamonds that contain the key to your freedom!” Chameleon sarcastically says: “And HERE'S where the catch comes in!” Sniz smiles as he says: “You know us SO well! This challenge wouldn't be as thrilling without an obstacle to avoid. And thanks to the information supplied to us by RECENTLY eliminated Blonda, we FOUND him!” Marlene yells in EXTREME worry and screams: “Oh NO!!!! You DIDN'T!!!!” General Barracuda wheels forward a heavily armored crate, with something REALLY dangerous inside! Sniz says: “That's right! Found on our plane, and having physically deteriorated into a REAL monstrosity, say hello to Anti-Timmy!!!!

General Barracuda unlocks the crate, and Anti-Timmy leaps out, bound to a chain! Only now, the appearance of Anti-Timmy looks even WORSE than it did before; as Anti-Timmy has lost his shoes, his hat, most of his hair has fallen off, his skin is ALL green, warty, and wrinkly, his eyes look CRAZED and maniacal, his feet and hands look like CLAWS, and his ears are all pointy and disease ridden! Reggie screams: “Cancel him! Cancel him, cancel him, cancel him, cancel him!!!! Oh, for the LOVE of all things good and holy, CANCEL HIM!!!!” Marlene frowns and she asks: “We're...not even TRYING to be subtle about how much The Fairly Oddparents needs to be canceled anymore, are we?!” Sniz seriously says: “Honestly, no. Seriously, it's THIS bad!!!!” Anti-Timmy suddenly speaks in a raspy voice and says: “PRECIOUS!!!! My PRECIOUS!!!!” Marlene is taken aback and says: “Well, at least he can talk again...sort of.” Anti-Timmy gasps and says: “You must have the PRECIOUS!!!! We must POSSESS it!!!!” Chameleon asks: “Precious? What is he talking about?” Dudley says: “I'd make a joke about how 'precious' is a metaphor for how The Fairly Oddparents has lost the point they USED to have as being a good show on TV, and in order to be a good show again, The Fairly Oddparents NEEDS to have a point again...but upon seeing Anti-Timmy right here, I think the joke is pretty self-explanatory.” Sniz says: “You will need to be on guard against Anti-Timmy. Seeing as how General Barracuda has been BAD recently, he will stay on the ground WITH you to ensure that NONE of you are physically hurt by Anti-Timmy!”

Marlene rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: “Thank you! I feel SO much better!” Sniz says: “You will use the paint guns we have provided for you as a form of self-protection against Anti-Timmy. The duo that bags and tags Anti-Timmy, earns their freedom, and gets to our plane on the other side of this jungle, will win immunity for the two of them! So, there's lots of incentive for winning this challenge!” Wally says: “Not that we need much, of one, seeing as how there's a $44.44 million jackpot at the end of the road!” Sniz says: “Oh, and be careful of the leeches that MIGHT be inhabiting the river you were just in!” Po panics and says: “Leeches?!!!” And everyone panics as they search through their clothes (the contestants who WEAR clothes anyways) in order to see if there are any leeches on them! Zarbon turns Bulma away from the camera and asks: “Is there anything on you?!” Bulma's clothes are opened up AWAY from the camera and Bulma gasps and pulls them closed! Zarbon GASPS in a revelation and says: “You MEAN, YOUR name is actually--!!” Bulma tears off Zarbon's shirt, and pulls out a knife! Bulma, threatening, says: “BREATHE a word to ANYONE and I'll CUT out your tongue!”

Tigress says: “Taotie, I've got to check for leeches!” Taotie worriedly says: “No, not--!!” (RIP!!!!!!!!!!!!) Taotie meekly says: “Here!” Po face-palms himself and says: “Oh no.” Taotie screams: “AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And all the other contestants LAUGH at Taotie as he has been EXPOSED in his bandaged underwear AGAIN!!!! Taotie curls up in a ball and non-sensically sings: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Po asks: “Tigress, what were you THINKING?!” Tigress replies: “What are you talking about?” Po sputters and shouts: “You BROKE Taotie AGAIN!!!! Fix him, NOW!!!!” Tigress asks: “Do I have to? I think this is actually an IMPROVEMENT for him!” Taotie still sings non-sensically: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Po says: “Look, I KNOW Taotie is evil, but he doesn't DESERVE to be humiliated like this!” Tigress replies: “So, you did the SAME thing to Taotie, once!” Po says: “That was an ACCIDENT!!!! You did THIS on purpose! You know Taotie is sensitive about his body!” Tigress asks: “So, whose fault is that?” Po says: “Right now, yours! Fix him!” Tigress frowns and asks: “How am I supposed to FIX him?! I don't even understand how I broke him!” Taotie continues singing non-sensically: “Hey nonny no. Hey nonny no.” Bulma says: “You're giving yourself too much credit! If Taotie already had THAT many nuts loose, you didn't loosen anymore!” Zarbon says: “Well SOMEONE needs to take care of this mess!” Tigress rolls her eyes and says: “FINE! I'll take him to the Confessional and see what I can do.”

(Confessional) Taotie looks normal again, but he's still staring ahead with a blank stare. Tigress is WITH him. Tigress says: “Wow! He looks just LIKE a deer caught in the headlights. Normally, this would be pretty funny. Unfortunately, with Taotie hand-cuffed to me, his fate is tied to mine, and mine to his. I would like to WIN this game, I really would. However, I took a vow to make sure that Taotie doesn't get anywhere NEAR the Final Five, and he's already too close for his own good! As much as I don't like it, I've got to throw the challenge. No matter what, Taotie needs to be eliminated before he can recover and do some real damage! I'm sure Po will thank me in the long run.” / Captain Retro and Marlene are together. Captain Retro says: “At least I now know WHY I'm unable to see multiple futures right now. It's Anti-Timmy! His evil presence is canceling out my ability. As long as he's in close proximity, I will be unable to see multiple futures as well as I should.” Marlene asks: “What are we going to do?” Captain Retro says: “The two of us are going to try to win!” Marlene says: “Besides being a good idea, why?” Captain Retro says: “The challenge that introduces the merged portion of the game is a crucial one. And it also has a track record. That is, whoever wins the first challenge during the merged portion of the game, they always have a tendency to NOT be the contestant who wins First Place and the Grand prize.”

Marlene asks: “So, why do you want to win this challenge?” Captain Retro says: “I already KNOW that I will personally not be able to win First Place; part of my conditions for having my powers. But if I win the challenge, I can take control of WHEN I leave, and make sure that the contestant who will win First Place, is someone who really deserves to win.” Marlene asks: “Who will THAT be?” Captain Retro says: “Sorry, that information is classified. Besides, a certain BLONDA told me that you were ONLY trying to USE me for my ABILITIES, and asking about such a thing sounds VERY suspicious right about now!” Marlene shrugs and says: “Well, I tried! Besides, you can TOTALLY trust me! So Blonda was RIGHT about ONE thing! Not EVERYTHING she said was TRUE!” Captain Retro asks: “Are you sure? I don’t want to be CONNED in the Congo! See how I worked the episode title into this actual episode?” Marlene says: “I can totally promise you, that I would NEVER, try to con you in the Congo!” / Reggie and Rocko are together. Reggie asks: “Seriously, why does everyone feel the need to pick on Angelica?” Rocko says: “Honestly, I wish I knew.” / Wally and Stimpy are together. Wally says: “Even though the teams have just been dissolved, I still feel comfortable around my former team-mates.” Stimpy says: “Exactly! We're still members of the Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance, and that alliance is going to stay strong!” Wally says: “And if a member of Team Retro wins, it will be a wonderful occasion, because 16 of us will receive a $2,777,500 pay-day!” Stimpy says: “The hard part is going to be getting there.” Wally says: “But I believe that if we stick together, we can accomplish anything!” /

Dudley and Chameleon are together. Dudley sighs and says: “Honestly, how are The Fairly Oddparents STILL on the air, and WE aren't?” Chameleon says: “The only plausible answer I can think of is seniority.” Dudley says: “Older doesn't always equal better. A lot of the times it does, but not necessarily.” / Po and Gonard are together. Po sighs and says: “I did not need this. Not here, not now.” Gonard says: “It could be worse. At least you've got a good partner connected with you.” Po says: “True. But the thing of it is, there's no telling WHAT Taotie might do, especially seeing as how Tigress just BROKE him!” Gonard asks: “But it's nothing you can't handle, right?” Po says: “I hope so, Gonard. I sure hope so.” / Dog and Randolph are together. Dog gasps in shock and says: “Oh my DOG, Blonda was RIGHT about Anti-Timmy still being on the plane and deteriorating out of control! I wonder, was she right about anything else?” Randolph says: “Probably about the fact that Taotie's plans are stupid and hate-filled, which is why he will NEVER prevail against Po and Tigress.” Dog says: “You're probably right, you usually are.” /

Bulma and Zarbon are together, but Bulma looks MAD!!!! Bulma screams: “I can't BELIEVE you took a SNEAKY peak!!!!” Zarbon shouts and says: “Honestly, what kind of GUY do you think I am?! I was CHECKING for leeches! Catching a glimpse was honestly the LAST thing on my mind! Besides, what's so embarrassing about your name that you don't want people to know?” Bulma seriously says: “Something that can NEVER be known to ANYONE else in this competition! Get the PICTURE?!” Zarbon sighs and says: “Yes, SIR!” Bulma screams: “And don't EVER call me, 'SIR'!!!!” Zarbon sarcastically says: “Yes, my love!” / Norbert and Daggett are together. Norbert says: “Congratulations, Daggett, you did it! You actually made it to the Team Merge!” Daggett says: “That's so awesome! I was worried at times, but since I had you to help me, I was pretty confident that I would prevail! And just think, I have a chance of winning First Place and a piece of the Grand Prize!” Norbert says: “You'd have to be able to beat me FIRST before you can do that, and good luck with that!” Daggett says: “Oh, my method is on like Donkey Kong!” / Patrick and Suzie are together. Suzie sighs and asks: “Man, why do I HAVE to be stuck with YOU?!” Patrick says: “Because all the other possible choices for couples were picked!” Suzie sarcastically says: “Must be my LUCKY day!” Patrick doesn't pick up on Suzie's tone, and he says: “I sure hope so!” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “Sarcasm ISN'T one of your strong suits, is it?” Patrick sighs and says: “No Suzie, no it is not.” (End Confessional) After the lengthy confessionals, Randolph, Po, Wally, and Dudley are now buck NAKED, seeing as how their clothes were infested with leeches! Randolph says: “Just for the record, I do not LOVE this!” Sniz says: “Noted and ignored.”

General Barracuda says: “Tell it like it is, Sniz!” Sniz says: “You all know who you are locked to, so now it will be up to you to free each other from your hand-cuffs. Your clothes will be leech free and clean by the end of the challenge. Just be sure to be on the look-out for Anti-Timmy, he will be set loose in 15 minutes, and there is no telling what he might do to you.” Reggie says: “I'm SURE it can be nothing good!” Sniz says: “Be sure to NOT be the last duo to finish! Because if you are, BOTH of you will receive automatic eliminations! That means no elimination ceremony! Do not pass go, do not collect up to $44.44 million in cold, hard cash!” Tigress sighs and says: “I just KNEW today couldn't be a simple task, especially considering that TAOTIE was probably the one who put these bindings on us!” Taotie snaps out of his funk and shouts: “I did NOT!” Sniz says: “And before I forget, there's THIS to consider!” (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Sniz says: “You all know what that sound means, so it's time to sing a song while you cross the river. And while all the leeches are now gone, it still won't be an easy task, even WITHOUT the singing!” Po says: “I've come this far in this competition, I'm not about to back out now!” /

Genre: Hard Rock. Sub-genre: Genesis (the band). Song: “Congo” (Single Version). Sung by: Cast! / (Instrumental opening). Taotie to Tigress: “You say that I put chains on you.” Captain Retro: “But I don't think that's really true.” Tigress to Taotie: “But if you want to be free from me, you got to lose me in another world!” Power Rangers Retro Force Alliance: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” Stimpy: “Like a soldier ant, I will wait for the signal to act.” Suzie: “To take a walk right through the door.” Patrick: “If you don't want me here anymore!” Norbert and Daggett: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” (Instrumental solo). Gonard to Bulma: “Into my heart you came and gave a whole new meaning to my life.” Zarbon to Bulma: “Into my world you brought a light. I thought it never would go out.” Dudley and Chameleon: “Send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” Cast: “You can send me to the Congo, I'm free to leave. There's always somewhere anybody can lead. Yes, you can send me to the Congo, you have to believe; you can do it if you wanna just do what you please!” /

The epic song ends, as all the contestants make it across the river! Sniz says: “Our 20 contestants have gotten past the river, and now they've got to prepare for the hard part, trying to tag and bag the notorious Anti-Timmy, gain their freedom, AND cross the finish line first! Will any contestant be successful? Find out when we return from these announcements which may or may not be important! We literally have NO control over them!” (Commercial Break) / The ten pairs of 20 contestants are now all taking separate paths through the jungle. The action first focuses on Suzie and Patrick. Suzie says: “You know, it's really unimaginable that I'm in a situation like this! I mean, here I am, a HIGHLY respectable woman AND cast member of All Grown Up, being FORCED to undertake a mission like this, all so I can possibly earn up to $44.44 million! I should NOT have to put up with something agonizing like this in order to get a big payday!” Patrick asks: “Why ever not?” Suzie rolls her eyes and says: “It's a DIVA thing, you wouldn't understand!” Patrick says: “Try me; you never know until you try.” Suzie rhetorically asks: “What's the point? You're not going to last long enough to care!” Patrick asks: “Why is that?” Suzie answers: “Do you HONESTLY think that with YOUR mind set and random comprehension of limited facts, that YOU can make it to the Final Three? Because, SPOILER ALERT! I HIGHLY doubt it!” Patrick says: “I've got the same chances as anybody else still remaining here. Besides, I need to avenge Spongebob, so I have the incentive necessary to actually get there! What do you have?” Suzie says: “Actual STAR power, baby! That's why I'm destined to make the big leagues!” (Confessional) The camera focuses on Suzie, and she says: “Ordinary guys just don't understand the complicated rigors of challenges like this, which is why they fall to the wayside. On the other hand, I DEFINITELY have the know-how to make it PAST hard challenges like this unlike SOME contestants!” The camera pans out to REVEAL Patrick still with Suzie, and he says: “HELLO!!!! I'm right HERE!!!! I can hear every word you're SAYING!!!!” Suzie says: “Then I don't have to repeat myself!” (End Confessional)

The action shifts to Po and Gonard, and Gonard says: “Po, I can definitely see the BIG reason Tigress is with YOU, and not any other guy at Master Shifu's Dojo.” Po says: “Tigress loves me for MORE than...THAT; she loves me for my sense of humor and my wonderful disposition.” Gonard says: “But you've got to admit, you've definitely got an advantage over Master Mantis.” Po says: “True, I don't think he even...” (SWOOSH!!!!) Than Po and Gonard stop dead in their tracks, as they hear rustling in the thick jungle bushes. Gonard is worried, and says: “Po, we're not alone!” (Confessional)

Po and Gonard are together. Po says: “Being the Dragon Warrior, I'm usually prepared for anything. However, the danger that presented itself to us was beyond ANYTHING I ever faced before!” Gonard says: “Trust me, it was REALLY terrifying!” (End Confessional) Anti-Timmy jumps out, and snarls! Anti-Timmy, rasping, says: “PRECIOUS!!!! Where is my PRECIOUS?!!!” Gonard asks: “Precious? What is he talking about?” Po sputters, face-palms himself, and says: “SERIOUSLY?! What is there to understand?! The Fairly Oddparents needs to be CANCELLED!!!! They no longer HAVE a point! MY show has a point, YOUR show has a point, TUFF Puppy has a point, Anti-Timmy HAS no point AND no soul!” Anti-Timmy says: “YOU have the PRECIOUS!!!! We must POSSESS it!!!!” Gonard rolls his eyes, and sarcastically says: “You just HAD to flaunt your gift, didn't you?!” Po says: “It's not MY fault he can't take any criticism!” Anti-Timmy begins leaping around in unpredictable patterns! Gonard pulls out the paintball gun and says: “Say hello to my little FRIEND!!!! AH!!!!” And Gonard begins firing wildly at Anti-Timmy, shooting a bunch of paint out of his gun! But despite Gonard's enthusiasm, he is unable to make a single mark on Anti-Timmy! The gun clicks, but nothing else comes out. Gonard says: “Uh-oh! We're out of paint!” Po says: “You wasted all our paint?! What were you THINKING?!” Gonard says: “I was trying to be cool like Al Pacino in Scarface!” Po rhetorically asks: “Do you remember how Al Pacino's character DIED at the END of Scarface?” Gonard blushes and says: “Whoops! So much for 'coolness' being the solution to all problems!” Po says: “Well, now there's only one solution left for us; RUN!!!!” (Confessional)

Po and Gonard are still together. Po says: “Being the Dragon Warrior, means knowing when it’s a good time to fight, and a good time to retreat. Under normal circumstances, I thought that I would NEVER have to utilize the 'Retreat' option, but since Anti-Timmy is SO unpredictable, I knew better than to take any unnecessary chances!” Gonard says: “At this point, our only hope of winning is to avoid the wrath of Anti-Timmy, and hope we're not LAST in crossing the finish line!” Po says: “Lucky for you, my skills and instincts are razor sharp from training with Tigress! Nothing can happen to us!” Gonard says: “That's good for me. Because at this point, I need all the luck I can get!” (End Confessional)

The action shifts to Norbert and Daggett. Daggett is disgusted by being in an unfamiliar environment. Daggett says: “Spooty jungle! Why couldn't Sniz drop us off in the FOREST in Oregon. Like, NEAR to where we LIVE?!” Norbert says: “Because then we would undoubtedly have a home field advantage, which is something that, for the most part, Sniz is usually NOTORIOUS for avoiding.” Daggett says: “It's not so much the home field advantage that I want; I want to see Bunny again!” Norbert says: “Well, I want to see Treeflower and my two newborn children, but I don't want to see them without a piece of that $44.44 million! Do you?” Daggett says: “Of course not! But why did I HAVE to be handcuffed with you? I don't need YOU to help me win this thing!” Norbert says: “Nobody is saying that you do, but as long as I am HERE to OFFER my help to you, don't you want it?” Daggett says: “Trust me, I am HAPPY to take any help I can get!” Upon hearing that, Norbert says: “Well, seeing as how you HAVE no better options currently on the table, I'm your best bet for getting to the Final Five right now. Besides, when it comes right down to it, us beavers have got to stick together! Do you trust me?” Daggett says: “I trust you more than anybody else in this competition.” Norbert says: “Then let's try to win this challenge the best way we know how, together!”

(Confessional) Norbert and Daggett are together. Daggett says: “As of right now, I am SUPPOSEDLY in unmarked territory. This is the first time I've ever gotten past the team challenge portion. And in spite of that, THIS portion of the game still feels like the LAST portion of the game; I'm STILL together with Norbert!” Norbert asks: “What's wrong with that?” Daggett says: “I was hoping that I could be my OWN beaver and establish my own identity. But EVERY time I think I'm out, they pull me back in!” Norbert says: “You can't let Sniz and/or Fondue dictate your moves, even if they control what you have to do in challenges. Besides, you ARE your own beaver. You've really grown as an individual this past season, and I am really proud of the man you have become!” Daggett's eyes light up and he asks: “Really?!” Norbert says: “You're all that AND a bag of chips! Whatever that means!” Daggett triumphantly stands up and shouts: “Did you hear THAT, world?! I'm all that and a bag of chips! I just wish I knew the reason WHY it was a bag of chips!”

(End Confessional) The action shifts to Bulma and Zarbon. Bulma scoffs and says: “This jungle humidity isn't going to do a THING for my hair!” Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: “Well, it certainly isn't like this environment will do any wonders for ME, either!” Bulma asks: “How did it boil down to only four of us? Taotie, Gonard, you and me; why didn't any of our former team-mates put any TRUST in me when it came to coming up with a plan?” Zarbon says: “Simple. To everyone else, you come across as a know-it-all.” Bulma says: “Well, I can't HELP that I DO know it all!” Zarbon says: “Even if you ACTUALLY do, that's a type of attitude you really can't AFFORD to have in a competition of this nature, especially not now, since you no longer have a team structure to help protect you.” Bulma contemplates this, and asks: “So you're saying that I have to dial it back a bit?” Zarbon says: “Precisely. Otherwise, the other contestants COULD target you the way we targeted Blonda, then I'd have to get through the remainder of this challenge myself. And while I probably CAN do that, I would prefer not to.”

(Confessional) Bulma and Zarbon are together. Bulma says: “Personally, I think it's patently RIDICULOUS that people are offended that I simply KNOW more than they do!” Zarbon says: “I don't think it's necessarily that; I think they're more offended by your attitude!” Bulma shouts: “What's WRONG with my ATTITUDE?! I'll have you know that I have the BEST attitude of ANYONE left in this COMPETITION!!!!” Zarbon chuckles nervously and says: “Well, I PERSONALLY think so; but the sad fact is, that the other contestants don't KNOW you the way I do.” Bulma crosses her arms, pouting, and says: “Well, it's certainly not like I'm the BAD guy...girl around here!” Zarbon says: “Perish the thought! I KNOW bad guys! I WAS a bad guy! Snaptrap, Oonski, Kaput, and Taotie are bad guys! You are no bad guy...girl; you are merely misunderstood. VERY misunderstood!” Bulma sweetly turns to Zarbon, hugs him, and she romantically says: “Oh, Zarbon. You always know the RIGHT things to say to me at EXACTLY the right time!” Zarbon says: “Well, I certainly TRY to!” And they kiss each other! (End Confessional)

At that moment, Bulma and Zarbon her rustling in the bushes! Zarbon asks: “Who or WHAT in the world could that be?!” Bulma gets a serious look on her face and says: “Right now, there's only one thing it CAN be, Anti-Timmy!” And sure enough, Anti-Timmy jumps out, snarling and growling! Zarbon disgustedly says: “If there's ANYTHING I hate MORE than anything that is PRETTIER than I am, it's horrid, thorough ugliness! You cursed blight, from the depths of HELL, I STAB at thee!!!!” Zarbon raises his arm to produce an energy ray, but Bulma puts her right arm in front of him, indicating him to stop, and Zarbon does so. Bulma says: “There is no need to resort to such brutal tactics. After all, I AM the one who happens to KNOW how to control him! Thanks to the electric collar I placed around him, and the remote that is in my hands, all I have to do is press a button, and Anti-Timmy will respond to my every whim!” Bulma presses the button on her remote, and it begins shocking Anti-Timmy! Bulma says: “Come on, beast! Behave!” But Anti-Timmy struggles, and using all his might, reaches for his collar, and BREAKS it, shattering it to pieces! Bulma recoils back in shock and says: “Oh no! My winner's insurance! I've lost control of it!” Zarbon asks: “How could this HAPPEN?! You guaranteed ME that you would ALWAYS have CONTROL of him!” Bulma says: “It's that STUPID Blonda! Her presence made Anti-Timmy deteriorate FASTER than what I anticipated! She's ruined EVERYTHING for me! I’ve been CONNED in the CONGO!!!!” Zarbon seriously asks: “Can we try it MY way, now?!” Bulma says: “Just use the paintball gun!”

Zarbon says: “But I don't know how to use a gun! I've never fired a rifle in my life!” Bulma rolls her eyes and says: “Why do I ALWAYS have to do EVERYTHING myself?! Give me that gun!” And Bulma grabs the gun, and aims for Anti-Timmy! Bulma says: “Sorry about having to do this, old 'friend'. But since I now can no longer control your behavior, you are of no more use to me. You are a relic, a memory, a mere thought in the back of my mind!” Then suddenly, Captain Retro and Marlene come rushing in! Marlene yells: “AH!!!! Take THIS!!!!” And Marlene shoots a bunch of paint at Anti-Timmy, and HITS him! Anti-Timmy yells: “It burns us! It BURNS us!!!!” And Anti-Timmy suddenly falls unconscious! Bulma yells: “You little TWERP, he was MINE!!!!” Marlene says: “Oh well, you snooze, you lose!” Zarbon says: “I TOLD you we should have tried it MY way!” Captain Retro says: “Excellent tracking work, Marlene!” Marlene says: “Naturally. I just wish Skipper could have been here to see it.” Captain Retro gets a funny look and says: “But you HATE Skipper.” Marlene says: “I could NEVER hate Skipper, no matter WHAT I say.” Bulma asks: “Not that I PERSONALLY care, but why is that?” Marlene says: “I don't know, I'm not even sure if I can explain it. I mean, I really like Captain Retro and everything.” Zarbon says: “I feel like there should be a 'but', thrown in there somewhere!” Marlene says: “But NOTHING!!!!”

Bulma rhetorically asks: “But NOTHING?!” Marlene defiantly says: “Skipper HAD his chance, and he squandered it! And I don't think there's ANYTHING he can do that will change my mind!” Zarbon says: “You can always change your mind, even if you don't THINK you will.” Marlene says: “I didn't ASK for YOUR opinion!” Zarbon asks: “Well, why don't you? I am quite knowledgeable about things, especially things that you think I have no BUSINESS knowing about!” Marlene says: “I know what I'm doing, and I know where I'm going! I'm going where Captain Retro goes!” Bulma says: “You don't even KNOW what that is!” Marlene says: “It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, that's what I care about! I plan on making history!” Captain Retro says: “And while it's personally none of MY business, I do have something to say to you, Zarbon.” Zarbon asks: “What is that?” Captain Retro says: “Do seriously consider what Blonda said to you before she got eliminated; she was right about MORE than just Anti-Timmy still being on the plane!” (Confessional)

Bulma and Zarbon are together. Zarbon asks: “What is Captain Retro talking about?” Bulma says: “Probably about the fact that Gonard will eventually stop acting like an idiot, and will TRY to ask me out on a date at least once; like he HAS a chance with me!” Zarbon says: “I figured that was probably what it was! A 'Schemer?!' Where does Blonda GET such ideas?!” Bulma says: “I bet she pulled them straight out of her badonkadonk!” Zarbon is bewildered and asks: “Her WHAT?!” Bulma says: “That's what I like to call her BUTT!!!!” Zarbon says: “You're funny! That's one of the many reasons of why I like you.” Bulma says: “Well, it IS hard NOT to like me!” / Captain Retro and Marlene are together. Marlene says: “I knew that with MY skills; that I would EASILY shoot down Anti-Timmy, I'm an EXCELLENT shot!” Captain Retro asks: “Marlene, are you still HAPPY being with me?” Marlene says: “Of course I am! You're all I think about!” Captain Retro seriously asks: “Seriously? Because all YOU seem to be thinking about lately is Skipper! Like you’re TRYING to show off! Do you ACTUALLY love ME?!” Marlene scoffs and says: “Fine! I still OCCASIONALLY think about Skipper! Cat's out of the bag, big surprise! It doesn't MEAN anything to me, though! I care about you! Why ELSE would I still BE with you?! Do you think I base my entire relationships on LIES?!” Captain Retro says: “I don't CARE if it DOES, I just want to know the truth. I don't want you to be in a situation that you're not happy about!” Marlene says: “Captain Retro, you're exciting! What more could a girl want then that?” Captain Retro says: “I just want you to do what YOU think is right!” Marlene asks: “Don't I always? Captain Retro says: “I think so. I mean, I sure HOPE you are! I just want this relationship to work out for the both of us.” (End Confessional)

Captain Retro and Marlene reach the end of the jungle, and find ten hollow diamonds with the keys to the hand-cuffs INSIDE of them! Captain Retro says: “Once again, my superior sense of direction, and knowledge of geography, has paid off! It's time to earn our freedom!” Captain Retro and Marlene crack open a hollow diamond, and the key they get turns out to BE the key they need for their freedom! Captain Retro says: “Sure feels good to move my arm freely again without having to worry about you.” Sniz comes out of the nearby plane and says: “Congratulations! Captain Retro and Marlene, you have finished the challenge! You bagged and tagged Anti-Timmy, you found the key to your freedom, and you crossed the finish line first! You both get immunity and V.I.P. Treatment as a bonus! Now we just have to wait for everyone else to finish the challenge!” Thankfully, it doesn't take long before the other contestants start appearing. Po and Gonard, Bulma and Zarbon, Patrick and Suzie, Stimpy and Wally, Reggie and Rocko, Norbert and Daggett, Dudley and Chameleon, Dog and Randolph, in that order, all appear out of the jungle, and they eventually find the key that frees each of them! Po looks around, nervously. Po asks: “Wait! Where's Tigress?!” Suddenly, Taotie and Tigress roll out of the jungle, FIGHTING!!!! Taotie says: “I've been WAITING for an excuse to be alone with you for a LONG time!” Tigress asks: “Why?! You think just because Po isn't WITH me, that I'm not a match for you?!”

Taotie says: “I'm SICK of you always berating MY genius, and laughing at my plans! Now, it's MY turn to laugh at you! If you thought I was just going to LET you eliminate ME, you were wrong! We are going to FINISH this challenge no matter WHAT you think!” Sniz says: “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the challenge is already finished!” Taotie screams: “WHAT?!” Sniz says: “And not only that, but you AND Tigress have finished last! And that means only ONE thing for this challenge!” Tigress smiles as Taotie looks absolutely FURIOUS at her! Taotie angrily asks: “Do you have ANY idea what you just DID?! You sacrificed the ONLY chance you had at continuing on in this game just to make sure I got eliminated!” Tigress says: “Admittedly, not my first choice. But ANYTHING that ensures that a guy like YOU does NOT win this challenge, is totally worth my game!” Marlene turns to Captain Retro, and she says: “Well, you were right about ONE thing.” Captain Retro asks: “What's that?” Marlene says: “Tigress WAS eliminated shortly after the team merge!” Sniz says: “Quickly, everyone on the plane! Quickly before Anti-Timmy wakes up!” / The plane is about to take off, but Anti-Timmy is SEEN, and with savage force, FORCES the back-ramp of the plane DOWN, and he hops right back ONTO the plane! /

Sniz says: “All right! Time for our contestants to receive their bags of popcorn! Captain Retro and Marlene! Po, Gonard, Norbert, Daggett, Reggie, Rocko, Stimpy, Wally, Dudley, Chameleon, Bulma, Zarbon, Dog, Randolph, Patrick, and Suzie!” Taotie looks angrily at Tigress, but Tigress merely looks content with herself. Sniz says: “Taotie, Tigress, I've got nothing for you. This is where you BOTH get off!” Taotie angrily asks: “Now, where do YOU get off?! Trying to throw ME off?! I'll have you know, I've faced odds MUCH tougher than--!!!!” (PUNCH!!!! PUNCH!!!! POW!!!!) And Taotie is LITERALLY booted out of the plane! Tigress sighs and says: “Ah! That TRULY felt relaxing!” Po says: “I'm going to miss you, Tigress!” Tigress says: “I know. But I've fulfilled my purpose in this game. Your game isn't over yet. I leave our chances of winning the $44.44 million to you, Po.” Po says: “I'll do my best, Tigress.” Tigress grabs a parachute and lovingly says: “You always DO, Po! You always do! BYE!!!!” And Tigress jumps out of the plane! Sniz says: “And with that done, there are now two more contestants down, and 18 still left in the competition! Our travels have taken us far and wide, and there's still plenty of the world left to see! To see where we wind up next, please tune into the next episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!” /

Epilogue: In a black and white music video sequence, Captain Retro and Marlene are having fun on a sandy beach during a sunny day, splashing in the waves. All the while, they're singing along to a VERY big hit song from 1991. / Genre: Dance Pop. Sub-genre: Janet Jackson. Song: “Love Will Never Do Without You.” Sung by: Marlene and Captain Retro. /

Marlene: “Our friends think we're opposites, falling in and out of love. They all said we'd never last. Still we manage to stay together.” Captain Retro: “There's no easy explanation for it, but whenever there's a problem, we always work it out somehow. Work it out somehow.” Marlene and Captain Retro: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong. Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Other guys have tried before, to replace you as my lover. Never did I have a doubt. Boy it's you I can't do without.” Captain Retro: “I feel better when I have you near me, cause no other love around has quite the same ooh, ooh!” Marlene: “Ha, ha, ha!” Captain Retro: “Like you do, do, do, do, babe.” Marlene and Captain Retro: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong. Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Do without you, love will never do without you. Do without you.”

Captain Retro and Marlene: “Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Love will never do, never do without you. Never, never, do; never, never, do without you.” (Instrumental Solo) Marlene: “What?” Captain Retro and Marlene: “They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, they said it wouldn't last. They said it, if you believe in love, say; love will never do, love will never do without you.” Marlene: “They said it wouldn't last, we had to prove them wrong.” Captain Retro: “Cause I've learned in the past, that love will never do without you.” Marlene: “Do without you.” Captain Retro: “Love will never do without you.” (Instrumental Finish) /

Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode are “Africa, Congo,” (also part of the episode title), and “Love Will Never Do Without You.” Zarbon finds out SOMETHING about Bulma's name, that Bulma doesn't want anybody ELSE to find out. Andy Serkis practically reprises his role as Gollum, by voicing Anti-Timmy. With the elimination of BOTH Taotie and Tigress, Po becomes the ONLY representative from “Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness,” to remain in the game.

Personal Notes: My goal for Taotie this season, was to basically make him a more COMPETENT version of Russell Hantz from “Survivor.” That is, sneaky, self-serving, lousy, and basically willing to screw over ANYBODY for the chance of making a quick buck! Taotie's biggest obstacle was undoubtedly Tigress, as they had a shared history together, and Taotie's resentfulness of Tigress being better than him at just about...everything, was always going to fuel Taotie's ambition for staying in the game. Tigress, for her part, had a role to play as well. She was basically the MAJOR red herring for this season. That is, she was being set up to be the OBVIOUS choice for making it to the final three. The problem was, she was TOO obvious! Her athletic skills and prowess, being FAR too much for any other contestant to match against, was inevitably going to be the undoing of Tigress. To keep the elimination of Tigress from being TOO obvious, I had to set up the conflict between Tigress and Spongebob, so she would learn that all of her answers weren't always going to be solved by attacking them. Ironically, this helped Tigress realize that her best chance of stopping Taotie this season, was if she did something she NEVER would've done PRIOR to her involvement with Spongebob. And Tigress ended up taking Taotie with her! Tigress sacrificed her own game, but she undoubtedly helped take out one of the major opponents in the game. Tigress will undoubtedly be missed. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers!