4EverGreen Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Finally! An episode I can just post without having to edit it any! I hope you enjoy it! / Sniz is in the Monitor Room and he says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we did the Magical Fantasy Movie, and Marlene Otter was the chosen one! Or so she thought! Turns out, it was nothing more than a title! And Master Vile made that fact painfully AWARE to everyone! Having restored a powerful artifact, the magic book from Sponge Out of Water, Master Vile was DETERMINED to make the remaining contestants DESTROY each other, but Rocko proved to be TOO strong, even for the book's dark magic capabilities! Furious, Master Vile resorted to the most POWERFUL magic in existence! He combined his being with a Kracken, and made himself 500 feet TALL! Master Vile thought he could overwhelm the contestants, but with great speed and determination, Dog finally ENDED the demented Master's plans, permanently! It looked like the contestants would fight it out against each other, but Rocko shocked EVERYONE by voting himself off, taking a $4 million payday, and wishing everyone the best of luck. Now we're down to the final three; Dog, Larry, and Marlene! They are playing for $7.7 million in cold hard cash, but only one of them can WIN it! Find out who starting today on Total Cartoon Action!" / "Rock Lobster!" Instead of the usual show open, exciting cool clips of the contestants are seen, as the B-52's sing their rocking hit song of "Rock Lobster!" / "We were at a party, his ear lobe fell in the deep. Someone reached in and grabbed it; it was a rock lobster! Ahhh, Rock lobster, Ahhh, Rock lobster! We were at the beach, everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock. It wasn't a rock, it was a rock lobster. Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster. Motion in the ocean, his air hose broke, lots of trouble, lots of bubble. He was in a jam, he's in a giant clam! Rock, rock, Rock lobster. Down, down. Underneath the waves, mermaids wavin', wavin' to mermen, wavin' sea fans. Sea horses sailin', dolphins wailin'. Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster, Rock lobster! Red snappers snappin', clam shells clappin', mussels flexin', flippers flippin'. Rock, rock, Rock lobster! Down, down! (Instrumental solo) Lobster! Rock lobster, rock! Let's rock! Boys in bikinis, girls in surfboards. Everybody's rockin', everybody's ruggin'. Twistin' 'round the fire havin' fun. Bakin' potatoes, bakin' in the sun. Put on your nose guard, put on the lifeguard, pass the tannin' butter. Here comes a stringray (woah, a woah!) There goes a manta ray! (Strange aquatic noises) In walked a jelly fish, there goes a dogfish (meow!) Chased by a catfish (WOAH!) In flew a sea robin (NO!) Watch out for that piranha! (Crazed piranha sounds) There goes a narwhal. (Narwhal's sound). Here comes a bikini whale! Rock, rock lobster, Rock lobster (AHHH!) Rock, rock, rock lobster, Rock lobster (AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!)" (Song ends). / The show opens up properly, with Dog sleeping in the victory trailer, happy with himself! Dog wakes up and says: "It's such a GREAT day to be on this show! I actually made it, I made it ALL the way to the Final Three! Now no matter what happens, I know Cat will be proud of me, because I had the strength and resolve to make it all the way! Don't worry Cat, it's almost over! I'll soon get to see you again!" / Marlene and Larry are still sleeping in the former Boom Vets trailer. Marlene slowly wakes up, and she says: "Morning already? I almost didn't think it would be possible, but we made it. I made it, I'm IN the FINAL THREE!!!!" Larry wakes up with a start, and tries to rub his ears, only to remember he HAS no ears to rub! Larry says: "That hurts the hearing receptors in my antennae! I can hear, TO, you know! Just because I have no ears, doesn't MEAN you have to YELL!" Marlene says: "Sorry, Larry! But it's so exciting to know that we're in the FINAL three! We outlasted ALL the other contestants in season one! Now it's just the three of us, and even THIRD place walks away with $4.4 million! All in all, I'd say this was a pretty good season!" Larry says: "Not just for us, as far as the game goes; but personally, as well! I've developed SO much! I feel so much better about myself as a lobster ending this game, than I did when I begin. I feel like I'm the lobster I was always meant to be. Kind, caring, and considerate to others. My game plan didn't turn out to be anything NEAR what I initially visualized, but I made it here!" Marlene says: "I know what you mean! The other night, I thought I would be finished for SURE! But Rocko voted himself out! Nobody's ever put themselves on the lines for me in THAT way! Rocko really gave me the chance to be here; and I don't think he would've done that if I didn't NEED to realize the truth about myself!" Larry asks: "What truth is that?" Marlene sighs and says: "Dog is right about me, I HAVE made some mistakes this season! I wasn't able to admit it before today. My game play was NOT perfect, and I was too stubborn to admit that it never would be. I...haven't ALWAYS been the player that I WANTED to be this season! I took some short-cuts, I cut corners! I was tempted to compromise who I was in order to win!" Larry asks: "When did you do that?" Marlene answers: "The two times I flirted with Norbert. I never should've done that, and make Treeflower angry at me. Just because she irritated me, it gave me no right to do what I did. That wasn't right of me. It's really amazing that I managed to make it THIS far, in SPITE of that fact!" Larry says: "But you want to know something incredible, Marlene?" Marlene asks: "What is that?" Larry answers: "You've changed, to. Even just a few weeks ago, I don't think you would've admitted that you had in fact made a mistake, or even apologize for it. But you showed a lot of emotional maturity, right then. You've come a long way, Marlene." Marlene says: "WE'VE come a long way, Larry!" Larry says: "You're right. And the best part is, there's only the final challenge between us." Marlene says: "And let's promise each other that no matter what happens, we won't be bitter about the results." Larry says: "Agreed. May the best man OR woman win!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I consider myself to be the luckiest woman in the world right now. Despite tripping across a couple of challenges or making a mistake or two in this game, I made it to the Final Three! Now the game is all up to the jury, and I hope I can make myself seem pleasant and agreeable and get a decent amount of votes! All I want is to make a decent showing. I think I deserve THAT much!" / Larry says: "I'm in the Final Three, and this game didn't turn out ANYTHING like I initially THOUGHT it would! But as it turns out, I'm really GOOD with that! I'm glad that the game didn't pan out like I initially wanted! This is even better! I've become a better lobster, and that NEVER would've happened if I hadn't meant with some good friends who helped open up my eyes to what life could really be like, by being more empathatic and understanding of others. And Spongebob? If you're watching this, I'm sorry that I once pressured you and Patrick into 'Living like Larry.' That was really self-centered and selfish of me. You're far better than that, and you should be free to live life the way YOU want to live it!" / Dog says: "I think I've said everything I've wanted to say. All I want to say now is, let's get this game FINISHED!!!!" (End Confessional) In the morning, Jimmi Hendrix's version of "The Star Spangled Banner" plays loudly over the loud-speakers! Marlene says: "Well, this is it." Larry says: "The last challenge." Than they both say: "Let's DO this!" / The three contestants appear in the ampitheater, with Fondue dressed up like a rock star, and Sniz wearing nothing! Marlene asks: "Isn't there supposed to be a dress code for rock star?" Sniz asks: "What are you talking about? Plenty of rock stars look like this! Remember Jim Morrison of the Doors?" Marlene says: "Even my MOM is only 37! Even SHE wouldn't have known Jim Morrison personally!" Fondue says: "It's the whiskers, they throw us off!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you have all made it to the FINAL challenge! For the final movie challenge, you will be doing the rock and roll bio pic, MINUS the nasty drug abuse! Remember, taking illegal drugs is a DANGEROUS and DEADLY habit!" And the words: "What You PROBABLY Already Know" appear on screen! Larry asks: "Did we REALLY need the KNOWING rainbow for THAT fact?!" Fondue says: "Personally, I THOUGHT it was a good idea!" Sniz says: "Maybe this isn't the right show for that." Dog says: "But we give you credit for trying!" Sniz says: "This is what you have to do for your LAST challenge! Rock and roll stars have to practice for years and YEARS, in a garage, honing their talents until they've mastered their instruments! So naturally, we're going to SKIP all that and get RIGHT to the meat of the challenge!" Marlene asks: "And HOW do you expect us to just MAGICALLY master these instruments?" Sniz says: "Not magic, Rock Star!!!!" And electronic video game controllers in the SHAPE of instruments appear in the contestants hands! Marlene says: "Awesome!" Sniz says: "You each have an instrument. Marlene, you're lead vocals and guitar. Larry, you play the keytar and backing vocals. And Dog, you play the drums and backing vocals. You will be a rock band, and you will be playing along to an awesome song!" Marlene says: "And I've memorized a TON of songs! I've been listening to this cool new guy over the Internet! His name is Captain Retro, he plays a LOT of retro songs because he's a D.J. and an artist, and he's informed me with a BUNCH of helpful trivia about music, especially music from the 1980's!" Larry asks: "And just WHY is that significant to the plot of this episode?" Marlene says: "It's significant for reference! I mean, it's ALMOST like I'm giving a HINT to people who is going to be a CONTESTANT for season three!" Sniz says: "But first, you have to get PAST the final challenge of season two! You WILL be playing for points in this final challenge! And remember, it doesn't matter if you win OR lose, because technically, you will ALL win money before this season is over! All that's left is to determine how much!" Dog asks: "Which song will we be playing for this challenge?" Sniz answers: "A good one from a boy band!" Marlene says: "PLEASE let it be a boy band that Nicole Sullivan helped to parody on MadTV!!!!" Sniz says: "It's Gonna Be Me by N*Sync!!!!" Marlene says: "THANK you, Sniz!!!!" Sniz says: "I'm glad that SOMEONE is excited for this challenge!" Marlene says: "I've always WANTED to sing this song!" Fondue sarcastically says: "Obviously, by your ENTHUSIASM, it would be hard to imagine why you wouldn't!" Sniz says: "To those about to ROCK, we SALUTE you! PLAY!!!!" Larry nervously says: "I'm kind of worried about how we play. What if we don't SOUND good?" Marlene asks: "How could we NOT sound good? We look good, we smell good, we are good, and you and Dog are NAKED!!!! It's the holy TRINITY of music performance! And don't WORRY! IF you sound bad, I'm confidant my voice is good enough to compensate!" Dog asks: "Why is that?" Marlene says: "Because, spoiler alert, as a boy band, individually we all suck--except for me, because I'm Justin Timberlake and I'm going to release Justified, the 20/20 Experience, be briefly married to Cameron Diaz, AND have a successful acting career! The point is, did David Lee Roth ever LEAVE Van Halen? Did George Michael EVER leave Wham!? Did Gwen Stefani EVER leave No Doubt?" Larry answers: "Twice, yes, and temporarily, in that order!" Marlene says: "The point is, we work best when WE work together! And it's time to SHOW it, in SONG!!!!" / And just like that, a rocking version of N*Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me" is sung, primarily by Marlene, helped by Dog and Larry on backing vocals. Larry: It's gonna--be--me. Marlene: Oh, yeah! You might've been hurt, babe, that ain't no lie! You've seen them all come and go, oh...I remember you told me that it made you believe in no man, no cry. Maybe that's why Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again, But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody. Guess what, It's gonna be me! Dog: You've got no choice, babe, But to move on, and you know, there ain't no time to waste. You're just too blind (too blind), to see (to see), but in the end, ya know it's gonna be me! You can't deny, so just tell me why Every little thing I do, Never seems enough for you. You don't wanna lose it again, But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody, (somebody), Guess what, (guess what), It's gonna be me! Larry: It's gonna be me. Marlene: Oh yeah...there comes a day, when I'll be the one, you'll see...it's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna...It's gonna be me! All that I do, is not enough for you. Don't wanna lose it, but I'm not like that! When finally, (finally), you get to love, guess what? (guess what)? It's gonna be--every little thing I do, Never seems enough for you, (for you babe), You don't wanna lose it again, (don't wanna lose it), But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, Get to love somebody, (love...) Guess what? (guess what)? It's gonna be--Every little thing I do, (Oh...) Never seems enough for you! You don't wanna lose it again, (don't wanna lose it), But I'm not like them! Baby, when you finally, (baby when you finally), Get to love somebody; Guess what? (guess what?) It's gonna be me!" / And the song ends! Sniz says: "Time to tally the scores! 33.33% for Marlene! 33.33% for Dog! 33.33% for Larry! It's a tied GAME! You're all evenly matched! Guess we gotta go to the NEXT part of the challenge!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "That's strange. I was SO sure my performance would NAIL me the challenge! No problem, I'll nail it in the NEXT part!" / Dog says: "That was a ROCKING performance! I think I really played the drums well, because I LOVE to play the drums! But right now, it's a three-way tie! I didn't think it was going to be like this going INTO the last challenge!" / Larry says: "Apparently, I still remember enough from my experience in Band Geeks to play the keytar. Not the instrument I would've picked, but I certainly rocked it! But not enough to give me an advantage! I didn't think the three of us would be evenly tied!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now ALL in what appears to be a hotel room! Dog asks: "Why are we in here? I mean, what do hotels have to do with rock stars anyways?" Sniz says: "You'd be surprised, Dog. When it comes to rock stars, a lot of them are synomonous with one thing; THRASHING hotel rooms! Therefore, in this part of the challenge, you will TRASH and SMASH everything in this room until there's nothing left to BREAK! And remember, these are TRAINED professional ACTORS doing this, do NOT try this at HOME, or anywhere ELSE for THAT matter! Vandalism is NOT cool!" Sniz pauses awkwardly and says: "Yeah, it's JUST not the SAME without the Knowing Rainbow, or the words, 'What You PROBABLY Already Know.' I tried!" / And while they're TRASHING the hotel room, Janet Jackson's song "Nasty" plays in the background! Janet sings: "Gimme a beat! Sittin' in the movie show, thinkin' nasty thoughts! Better be a gentleman, or you turn me off! That's right, a-let me tell it; Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh you nasty boys! I don't like no nasty car, I don't like a nasty food, huh! (Oh, oh, yeah). The only nasty thing I like is the nasty groove, huh! Will this one do? Uh-uh, I know, Sing. Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty! Nasty boys, give me your nasty groove, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! Nasty, Nasty boys, let me see your nasty body move, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! I could learn to like this. Listen up: I'm not a prude; (No)! I just want some respect, (that's right)! So close the door if you want me to respond, (Oh, oh, yeah!) 'Cause privacy is my middle name, my last name is Control." Marlene says: "No my first name ain't 'Baby;' it's Marlene; Miss Otter if you're nasty!" Janet sings: "Nasty! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys. Nasty, Nasty boys, don't ever change, huh! Oh, you nasty boys! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh you nasty boys, don't mean a thing to me, huh! Nasty! Don't mean a thing, huh! Oh you nasty boys, uhh! I love this part! (Instrumental Solo) Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? (Nasty boys!) Who's that in that nasty car? (Nasty boys!) Who's that eating that nasty food? (Nasty boys!) Who's jamming to my nasty groove? (Nasty boys!) Ladies! Nasty boys, don't mean a thing. Oh, you nasty boys!" / And the song comes to the end, as EVERYTHING in the pretend hotel room is either banged up, bashed up, smashed up, and crashed up! Completely broken! Sniz says: "And that's the SECOND part of the challenge! Time to tally up the scores again! 33.33% for Marlene, 33.33% for Larry, 33.33% for Dog; it's STILL a three-way tie! I've never SEEN such an evenly matched final three!" Marlene says: "I'm beginning to re-think this, and maybe this whole strategy of mine wasn't as good as I thought it was." Larry says: "You're not the ONLY one who's scratching their head! I can't figure out why none of us can seem to over-come the other!" Dog says: "All that matters to me, is that I'm having a TON of fun!" Sniz says: "So am I. It's TIME for the FINAL part of the challenge! This SHOULD determine a winner!" / The contestants are now getting out of the limosuine, and in front of a red carpet! Sniz says: "Welcome to the red carpet; where the final three get to walk to winner's circle! But here, we'll determine which one of you gets to be the top contestant for this season!" Larry asks: "What do we have to do for THIS part of the challenge?" Sniz laughs happily and says: "Actually, I think that I've FIGURED it out! The way to DETERMINE the winner! I think that I WON'T tell ANY of you how to WIN at this part of the challenge! You'll have to figure it out on your own! Of course, if you READ the ENTIREITY of your LEGAL contract that you ALL signed BEFORE coming onto this show, you MIGHT remember what to do for the final part of THIS challenge!" (Confessional) Dog says: "I now see what Marlene MEANT by, 'only a complete idiot would SIGN something before READING it! How was I supposed to know Sniz wouldn't tell us about this?! He's told us about everything else!...Mostly!!!!" / Larry says: "I don't have a CLUE what I'm supposed to do here! Not even my game plan can help me out here! I'm without a clue!" / Marlene air-fist pumps and says: "YES!!!! Thank YOU, mom, for making SURE I read EVERY single word of that CONTRACT! I think I can confidantly say that I'm the ONLY one who knows EXACTLY what I need to do! I TOLD you that nothing was going to catch ME off guard this season!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We're do this alphabetically. You will go from the Limo, all the way to the entrance. Once there, you will all go inside, and find out the answer to the question that everyone's been asking since the beginning of this season; who wins it?! For the game, let's make some MAGIC! Light's, camera, ACTION!!!!" Dog ducks and weaves, avoiding the paparazzi cameras, he briefly hugs the groupee standee, grabs the swag bag, but avoids the carb filled sandwich. He gets to the bouncer standee and asks: "Do you KNOW who my brother is?!" And the bouncer standee lets him pass! Larry goes up next, and Larry begrudgingly poses for one picture, puts his digits onto the groupee standee and silently mouths: "Call me." He avoids grabbing BOTH the swag bag AND the carb filled sandwich, and karate chops the bouncer standee in half! / Sniz tapes the bouncer standee back together, and it's finally Marlene's turn! Marlene takes her sweet time walking down the red carpet, as she makes different epic poses for the paparazzi, gives a big hug to the groupee standee, grabs the swag bag and takes the carb-filled sandwich, and she GIVES the carb-filled sandwich to the bouncer standee, and she says: "Here, have a sandwich." And the bouncer standee LETS Marlene pass! With everyone at the doorway entrance, they're ready to go in! Marlene says: "Are you ready for the truth?" Larry answers: "As ready as I'll ever be!" Dog says: "Than LET'S do THIS!!!!" They open the doors at the EXACT same time, to REVEAL...ALL of the non-returning contestants from season one, as well as ALL the eliminated contestants from season two! Marlene gasps and says: "You're ALL here! Except for Blue Arrow!" Norbert says: "Of COURSE we're here! Where else would we be?!" Larry asks: "But who won the challenge?!" Treeflower says: "The results are coming in now! Dog ducked, Larry punched, and Marlene...posed, PERFECTLY!!!!" Marlene excitedly says: "Do you really mean it?!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I HAVE to admit it, you did GOOD, Marlene!" Marlene says: "That's all I wanted to hear!" Dog says: "So tell us! Who won the $7.7 million?!!!" Daggett says: "We've got to tally up the final score, as determined by our eliminated contestants, who WATCHED your performance!" And the three contestants wait for the results. Daggett says: "33% for Larry!" Norbert says: "33% for Dog!" Treeflower says: "1% for...Mad Dog HOEK?!!!" Lil says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" Norbert says: "And 33% for Marlene!!!! It's STILL a perfectly SPLIT 3 way TIE!!!! It's a DEADLOCKED match!!!!" Marlene asks: "What does THAT mean?" Daggett says: "That means its officially up to the jury audience NOW, to DETERMINE who is the WINNER of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / To Be CONCLUDED... / Episode Notes: Technically the final challenge of the season, the episode title is a reference to the B-52's hit song "Rock Lobster," and the song is even FEATURED as the show open! Other songs included in this show include N*Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me," and Janet Jackson's "Nasty." The contestants are in a three-way tie, and are deadlocked! It's up to the jury audience to decide a winner... / Personal Notes: I thought that the PERFECT way to ALMOST end "Total Cartoon Action," was to almost end it by alluding to the theme that's going to follow for the THIRD season of the "Total Cartoon" series; the theme of SINGING!!!! Marlene was perfect for filling the shoes of a rock-and-roller! And she had GOOD backing talent from Dog and Larry! No other hints or clues from me! You'll just have to wait and see who ends up being VICTORIOUS on "Total Cartoon Action!" / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 Here's a rerun of the eighth episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S1E8: Bl4zeTMG Land (At Planet SBC) OBAB: I wonder if they are coming back. (A pipe appears) OBAB: OH! (Conehead and SpongeBob's #1 Fan jumps out of the pipe) Conehead: Hey OBAB, We stopped Bl4ze. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: But he still hasn't given up yet. OBAB: Now what, OH! Wait a minute how can you guys use the pipe from here to Planet SBM, Didn't the link between the worlds broke. Conehead: Now that you're asking me that, I don't really know? WhaleBlubber: BECAUSE I SECRETLY ATTACH THEM TOGETHER SO THEY CAN MERGE WITH OUR NEW LAND! OBAB: WHALEBLUBBER! WhaleBlubber: WHALEBOTS ATTACK! Conehead: NO WAY! OBAB: OOBIMINIONS ATTACK! (Explosion) Oobiminion: GIVE UP! (BOOM) Whalebots: DIE! (BOOM) OBAB: SHOOT! They're all dead WhaleBlubber: DARN! But the showdown has not begun, We will merge these lands with Bl4zeTMG Land NOW! (WhaleBlubber goes into a portal) OBAB: FOLLOW HIM! Conehead&SB#1Fan: GOT IT! The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 At long last, here is the season finale of season two, completely uncut and unedited for the VERY first time! I hope you enjoy it! / The screen opens up on the monitor room, but it's empty. After an awkward pause, Norbert says: "I guess I'm doing the episode recap this time. Welcome to the season finale of Total Cartoon Action! Last time, it was down to the final three; Dog, Larry, and Marlene! For their final challenge, they had to do the rock and roll biopic film! They rocked out to an N*Sync jam, they thrashed a hotel room, they even worked the red carpet! They opened the doors, and found themselves in OUR studio room! But even after all the results, the three contestants are STILL evenly tied! Way to make things complicated, 'Mad Dog Hoek' Lil Deville! So now the decision winds up in the hands of the jury; the non-returning contestants from season one and the eliminated contestants from season two! Who will be chosen to win season two?! Find out on the final official episode of Total Cartoon Action!!!!" / "The Grand Finish! It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!" / The special intro of the "Performance Review" plays, but instead of saying the words "Performance Review" after "Total Cartoon Action," it says: "Season Finale!" instead! The show opens up properly with Dog, Larry, and Marlene all sitting on separate single green couches. Daggett, Norbert, and Treeflower are all sitting together, and everyone else is in the bleachers! Norbert says: "Welcome to the season finale of Total Cartoon Action! Today, I'm your host, Norbert Foster Beaver, along with my LOVELY co-host Treeflower, who I am now ENGAGED to be married to, and my fun-loving brother, Daggett! So HINT, ladies, he's STILL single and available!" Daggett nervously says: "Yeah, about that, Norbert. I think I need to tell you something..." Treeflower says: "Try NOT to interrupt! We're in the MIDDLE of something important and it doesn't INVOLVE you!" Daggett asks: "Why do you ALWAYS assume that I have absolutely NOTHING of importance to say to anyone?! I have things that I need to express TO; you know!" Treeflower sarcastically says: "Oh, SURE, Daggett! You know all about HOW to be important!" Dog says: "Lay off him; I think he really DOES have something important to say!" Norbert says: "You have to respect Daggett, all right, Treeflower? He IS going to become your brother-in-law when we get married!" Treeflower sighs and says: "All right! Daggett, what important thing do YOU have to say?" Daggett says: "The truth of the matter is, I'm already in a relationship with someone special!" Norbert says: "Daggett! You SLY dog! I didn't think you HAD it in you!" Daggett says: "As a matter of fact, this HAS been going on since late season one, since Loser's Last Resort!" Norbert says: "Don't keep us in suspense, tell us!" Daggett says: "If I tell you, all you'll do is LAUGH at me!" Norbert says: "Daggett, you can tell me ANYTHING! I'm your older brother! I won't laugh no matter WHO it is!" Daggett sighs and says: "Okay. I'm in LOVE...with BUNNY!!!!" And the audience gasps in shock! Bunny blushes and says: "Guilty as charged!" Norbert says: "Daggett, you are ONE lucky Beaver!" Daggett asks: "You don't think it's funny?" Norbert says: "Of course not! Just because we're related, that doesn't mean we're going to share the same kind of interests! I have my interests, you have yours! But I totally SUPPORT you and Bunny! He's big, he's brave, he's cute, and he's fluffy! I'm glad you have someone like that looking out for your best interests, Daggett! You are SMOOTH!!!!" And everyone loudly claps! Daggett happily says: "I think I can safely say that I now feel like the luckiest beaver in the entire world!" Norbert corrects and says: "Luckiest beaver to be in a relationship with a rabbit in the world!" Marlene says: "I never saw THAT coming, but mostly because they NEVER showed their relationship on-screen!" Norbert says: "Sorry Marlene, that was season one rules." Treeflower says: "Just wait until season three! We are FINALLY going to get our PG rating approval! Hello 4 MILLION plus in ratings!" Norbert says: "But for now, we've got a job to do!" Treeflower says: "Right! It's time to introduce the Final Three! They have fought it out against 25 other contestants, and now all that stands between them and a $7.7 million payday is each other!" Norbert says: "Representing the show of Spongebob Squarepants, Larry the Lobster!" Daggett says: "Representing the show of Catdog, Dog!" Treeflower says: "And surprisingly, representing The Penguins of Madagascar, Marlene Otter! I'd be LYING if I said I wasn't biased!" Ren Hoek asks: "So NOW what?" Norbert says: "First, we are going to review how each one of them managed to get all the way here; and they will make their case to the jury as to why they should win. And for those who feel like it, they can question and cross-reference the contestants about their decisions." Daggett asks: "There is ONE thing I'm wondering! Blue Arrow isn't here; that makes for an incomplete panel! Who will replace him?!" Norbert answers: "Not to worry, Daggett! We thought of EVERYTHING! The final member of the panel, and the UNOFFICIAL fan-character contestant representative for this show, General Horatio Barracuda!!!!" General Barracuda walks into the studio, to loud, thunderous applause! Pearl says: "Hi, dad!" Craig says: "I had a feeling you would be here!" General Barracuda says: "I wouldn't have missed it for the world! You know what the only difference is between ME and the REST of the main antagonists that appeared this season? I'm the ONLY one not to meet some disasterous fate!" Pearl says: "Well, you DID technically perform a heel-face turn this season, by switching your allegiance from evil to good. That's probably why YOU endured why all the other antagonists didn't!" Treeflower says: "We're glad you could make it. Now, would you please take a seat among the bleachers?" General Barracuda chooses a seat between Pearl and Craig. General Barracuda sighs and says: "I just wish your mother was alive to see us back together." Pearl says: "You know she's happy that we are!" Craig says: "And if luck is on our side, no villain will EVER be able to tear us apart again!" Norbert says: "Now, it's time to review the season performance, of the Final Three!" And Performance Clips start playing! Treeflower says: "Larry the Lobster!" Daggett says: "His character had a more complex evolution than any OTHER character that performed this season!" Norbert says: "When he first started appearing, he initially came across as a villain, who wanted to get revenge against Spongebob, because Larry felt that Spongebob had taken Sandy away from him!" Treeflower says: "But when Larry's attempts to get Sandy to form an alliance with him failed, he decided to figure out a way to eliminate and humiliate her in the same move!" Daggett says: "With the support of his alliance, Larry revealed to Sandy, that in reality, SHE was the one in the wrong for ending the relationship between herself and Larry!" Norbert says: "Larry was a lifeguard, a fact that Sandy didn't realize, until she was already in WAY deep in the challenge!" Treeflower says: "With the safety of Stimpy and Spongebob on the line, Sandy agreed to take the fall for Stimpy's behavior, and let herself get eliminated instead." Daggett says: "Because Larry THOUGHT that he wanted revenge against Sandy, he agreed to Sandy's terms." Norbert says: "Sandy DID keep her end of the bargain! She threw a challenge, and Larry became obligated to keep Stimpy and Spongebob safe!" Treeflower says: "What Larry didn't realize, is that this was ALL part of Sandy's plans, to un-nerve Larry and make him question himself, about what he was really doing in the game this season!" Daggett says: "As it turns out, Larry didn't actually WANT to PROVE that Sandy WOULD throw the challenge; he was actually convinced that Sandy WOULDN'T throw the challenge, and therefore, would NOT be a squirrel of her word!" Norbert says: "But when Larry saw how Sandy was willing to sacrifice herself and not even EXPECT anything in return, it made Larry question his whole moral game." Treeflower says: "Larry's moral dilemma started coming to a head in the first sci-fi action movie challenge." Daggett says: "When Larry found out that General Barracuda was PLANNING on causing harm to Spongebob; Larry knew that if General Barracuda succeeded in his plans to harm Spongebob, Sandy would hold LARRY responsible!" Norbert says: "If the fact that Sandy threw HER challenge un-nerved Larry, saving Spongebob REALLY put Larry on the spot!" Treeflower says: "Knowing that he saved Spongebob, ended up making Larry feel good inside. And because he felt good inside, he no longer felt comfortable continuing his old strategy of trying to tear down Spongebob by trying to coerce him out of the competition." Daggett says: "This fact was made all too obvious in the alien movie challenge. When General Barracuda TRIED to force Larry's claws by threatening Pearl's safety, Larry instead managed to get the drop on him!" Norbert says: "It was then and there that Larry FINALLY shed his old image of his potential villain status, and became a full-fledged good guy!" Treeflower says: "He dropped his vendetta against Spongebob, and promised a good, honorable match-up between the two of them." Daggett says: "Coming to terms with his good guy identity was one thing, coming to terms with his love identity was another." Norbert says: "As the season wore on, it became very clear that Larry had clear feelings for someone special." Treeflower says: "But nobody would've expected that someone would be Craig Mammalton!" General Barracuda asks: "YOU and Larry?!" Craig Mammalton blushes and says: "We have a special thing with each other!" General Barracuda says: "As long as YOU'RE happy, that's all that matters!" Daggett says: "When Larry and Craig Mammalton FINALLY decided to hit it off, they hit it off BIG!" Norbert says: "But Larry's competition in this challenge was not without its surprises!" Treeflower says: "Larry was shocked enough when Spongebob accidentally sabotaged HIMSELF out of the competition!" Daggett says: "But perhaps nothing was harder for Larry than losing Craig Mammalton at the final five, and having to endure the final challenges without him!" Norbert says: "And yet, despite never being able to win a SINGLE individual immunity challenge, though not from a lack of trying, Larry managed to persevere and find his way here!" And Larry's clips end, and everybody claps! Sandy says: "I'm certainly a genius, aren't I Spongebob?" Spongebob says: "Normally, I'd be TEMPTED to make notes about your grammar, but I understood what you meant, so I'm going to let that slide!" Treeflower says: "And now, it's time to present Marlene's performance in this game! This is going to be SO painful!" Norbert says: "Don't worry, Treeflower, I'm here to help you!" And Marlene's clips begin playing! Daggett says: "Marlene came into this game excited and thrilled that she had the opportunity to play in a season of the Total Cartoon series!" Norbert says: "Crafty and cunning, Marlene had several strategy ideas at her disposal, and she was NOT afraid to use them!" Treeflower says: "But one thing Marlene couldn't have ANTICIPATED, and I know that I certainly didn't anticipate it, was the two member team swap in the wilderness survival movie challenge!" Daggett says: "Marlene found herself swapped out of the Network Noobs, and into the Boom Vets!" Norbert says: "The swap turned out to be mostly good for the Boom Vets, and NOT so good as far as Marlene's relationship with CERTAIN contestants; but I'm NOT saying ANY names!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I was FULL of myself when Marlene got swapped onto my team. I was so full of my OWN over-confidence and skills, I felt like bragging about it to Marlene. Why? I guess I wanted to impress her, but instead, I turned her off. The fact that I WAS a C.I.T., should NOT have given me an exscuse to gloat about myself the way I did! In retrospect, I could see WHY she might be ticked with me!" Daggett says: "And resisting the URGE to state the obvious..." Daggett runs off-screen and shouts: "DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he runs back on-screen, sighs and says: "Totally inappropriate, but I HAD to get it out of my system!" Treeflower rolls her eyes and says: "Understandable." Norbert says: "That's when Marlene came up with a plan, and it HAPPENED to involve me!" Daggett says: "I'll just save you BOTH the trouble AND humiliation and cut to the chase!" Norbert and Treeflower both say: "Thank you!" Daggett says: "Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Norbert says: "It only WORKS if you ALSO said the same thing, Daggett!" Daggett says: "My bad! In any case, long story short, Norbert got med evac'd, and Treeflower got mad!" Norbert says: "It looked like Marlene's game was in jeopardy, and I DON'T mean the T.V. show OR the 1983 hit song by the Greg Kihn Band!" Marlene asks: "Get that information from Captain Retro?" Norbert answers: "Got that information from Captain Retro!" Treeflower says: "Anyways, when Angelica came back to the game and made my life miserable, Marlene came up with a good idea, I have to admit! She suggested the two of us team up to take her out!" Angelica, wearing her red cave-girl hair wig again, scoffs and says: "Oh, like I was REALLY the WORST thing that ever happened to you!" Otto scoffs and says: "You're the WORST thing to happen to ANYBODY!!!! ESPECIALLY me!" Angelica says: "Same to you, but to ME!" Reggie says: "Shut UP, Otto! The way you antagonize Angelica, you would THINK you were listening to an old, MARRIED couple argue and bicker with each other!" Angelica says: "Thank you, Reggie!" Reggie says: "You're welcome, friend!" Otto sarcastically says: "Thanks a LOT, traitor!" Reggie says: "I'm not even going to dignify that with a PROPER response!" Daggett says: "Anyways, with the alliance in place, Marlene's game seemed to be back on track." Norbert says: "But Skipper unintentionally put a WRENCH in those plans in the Alfred Hitchcock movie challenge!" Marlene says: "I just want to state for the record, that I TOLD Skipper it was NOT a good idea to go after Treeflower! I'm REALLY sorry that he has trouble listening to me!" Skipper asks: "WHAT?!!!" Marlene says: "Sorry, Skipper. You ARE kind of head-strong, and you don't REALLY listen to other's suggestions! Granted, I have the same kind of problem, but the difference is that I admitted it, and I'm working on it!" Treeflower says: "I'll give you points for honesty." Daggett says: "Ironically, in the next episode after that, Marlene remembered she had an alliance with Stimpy, and in the Spanish Movie Challenge, took care of a problem once and for all!" Treeflower shouts: "Daggett!" Daggett asks: "WHAT?!!! I didn't SPECIFY what the problem WAS!!!!" Treeflower says: "You IMPLIED it!" Daggett says: "Technically speaking, you can't hold me responsible for your own mistakes!" Treeflower asks: "Norbert?" Norbert says: "NOPE! Staying out of this one!" Daggett rolls his eyes and sarcastically says: "Figures that YOU would!" Norbert says: "Knowledge is knowing when to keep your eyes open and your mouth shut!" Daggett says: "In any case, Marlene's game continued pretty much more or less, without any MAJOR hurdles to over-come!" Treeflower says: "Not even Aang's return to the game could jolt Marlene out of her strategy, and that's SAYING something!" Aang asks: "Why is it saying something?" Norbert says: "To be fair, for the contestants around you, it was PRETTY hard to keep their minds on their strategies with YOU around!" Aang asks: "Did I mention I was possessed by Mesogog during MOST of that?!" Daggett says: "It wasn't unitl Norbert returned to the game that Marlene formulated a plan to get to the end!" Norbert says: "I just want to state for the record that I did not ACTUALLY fall for Marlene's charms! I only PRETENDED to because I was TRYING to earn some money for Treeflower, which I DID!" Treeflower says: "All in all, Marlene WAS a formidable contestant! Even WITHOUT my grudge, she probably WOULD'VE taken me out...eventually." Marlene asks: "Really?!" Treeflower says: "You were on FIRE, metaphorically speaking! You made alliances where they counted, and you knew how to strategize in challenges! You really did good this season." Marlene says: "And coming from you, that means a lot!" And Marlene's clips end! Suddenly, a familiar voice sounds from the bleachers and says: "Did I arrive in time? I hope I'm not too late!" Dog happily says: "Randolph!" Randolph sits down next to Rancid, and Randolph says: "I'm here, and I LOVE it! And I'm not the only one here to watch you!" Dog asks: "What do you mean?" Randolph says: "I brought along someone special that I think you WANT to see!" And Randolph opens up his coat, and out WALKS Cat, now looking like a normal, detached Cat!!!! Dog sadly says: "Cat?" Cat cries and says: "Dog!!!!" And they run up and hug each other! Dog says: "You don't know how much I've missed you! I'm so SORRY for leaving you alone!" Cat says: "I know why you did it. I drove you away. I shouldn't have done it!" Dog says: "Cat, those things you said to me; the reason why I physically separated from you? I just want to let you know, that some of the things you said WERE right about me." Cat asks: "Which things?" Dog, ashamed, says: "I was selfish, self-centered, and concerned mostly with having fun. I just...often wouldn't think about your OWN health or safety when we were attached to each other. I was...oblivious at best. You didn't deserve that from me. You deserve to be happy just as much as I do." Cat says: "Well, after you left, my life opened up socially. The girl cats really went for me. I got into the stock market, I was fiscally responsible and smart, and I ended up making a lot of money! I really fixed up our place and bought all the luxuries I had ever wanted! But you know what? I never felt...happy." Dog asks: "Why?" Cat says: "Because all the stuff I was doing, I was doing in order to fill the void left by your absence. I didn't want to admit it, but I missed you, to!" Dog asks: "You did?!" Cat says: "Dog, strange as our birth was, and our upbringing, you are the only brother I have in this world. I could become the RICHEST cat in the world, but it wouldn't fulfill me the way being with you, did. I mean, I might have gotten hurt on a couple of occasions, but life with you did provide something good." Dog asks: "What's that?" Cat answers: "Adventure and fun! I got to experience a lot of things I never would've experienced if not for your curiosity!" Dog says: "This time away from you has given me time to reflect and mature. I wanted to win this season to impress you." Cat says: "Dog, having you in my life would be the GREATEST prize you could give me!" Dog sadly says: "That makes it harder to say what I have to say to you." Cat asks: "What do you need to tell me?" Dog says: "I want to settle down, and I want to be with Randolph. I love him, and his love is mutual to me. He wants to share a life with me, even though we won't be sharing a body. I will always be your brother Cat, but I don't think I'll find a soul-mate the way I've found Randolph." Cat says: "Be with him, Dog!" Dog asks: "You really mean it?!" Cat says: "You DO deserve to be happy, Dog! And believe me, I've watched you! I think you really HAVE matured and grown over this season! I would be really proud to see you and Randolph together!" Dog says: "You don't think it's strange?" Cat says: "We were BORN because our biological mom and dad were willing to take a chance with each other! Besides, pairings like ours? They are a LOT more common than you think!" Dog happily says: "Thank you, Cat! And don't worry, we'll come and visit often! We won't stay away long!" Cat says: "As long as you have someone to love, you're never really alone!" Norbert says: "Exscuse me, we have a contestant's performance to finish reviewing?!" Cat releases Dog, and Cat says: "Go do it Dog, I believe in you!" Dog says: "That's all I ever wanted from you!" And Cat goes up to the bleachers and joins Randolph! Randolph asks: "He sure is special, isn't he?" Cat happily says: "I know. He's MY brother!" And clips from Dog's performance over the season begin playing! Treeflower says: "He always seemed like a long-shot in the game." Norbert says: "Sometimes, he literally WAS the underdog when it came to challenges!" Daggett says: "Despite not having a lot of strategical skills in the game, he made up for it by being very sociable!" Treeflower says: "A good, early move that Dog made was to get himself into an alliance with Larry." Daggett says: "Although Dog was sometimes tricked due to having a nice and sometimes naive nature, he never let his downfalls discourage him for long!" Norbert says: "But Dog's game really started looking up when Stimpy decided to make an alliance with him!" Treeflower says: "While Stimpy's run in the game didn't last long, Dog learned a lot from Stimpy, and even learned that being together with a cat could be a good thing for him!" Daggett says: "What really helped Dog out, was learning about the value of karma from Rocko!" Rocko says: "I was helping out a friend! Dog wanted to go to the Dinosaur Fossil Park in Colorado, and I figured helping him out would be a good deed for me." Norbert says: "And it turned out to be good in more ways than one!" Treeflower says: "Two challenges after the Road Trip Movie Challenge, it was time for the Dark Comedy Movie Challenge, where the contestants had to survive on a dinosaur filled island!" Daggett says: "Because Dog learned all about the different dinosaur fossils, he knew all about the dinosaurs, and therefore, how to survive on an island with them." Norbert says: "Dog really started proving himself in challenges after that." Treeflower says: "Dog co-won the Dark Comedy Movie Challenge, won the Reward Challenge in the Oriental Asian Movie, won the Cult Classic Family Movie Challenge, and the Magical Fantasy Movie Challenge!" Norbert says: "In this way, Dog went from underdog, to TOP Dog!!!!" And Dog's clips end! Daggett says: "You've seen the performances of the Final Three!" Treeflower says: "And now, you'll get to hear from them, as they will make their case, as to WHY they should win!" Norbert says: "But first, these IMPORTANT messages!" General Barracuda says: "This show is being brought to you by Captain Retro! All of the goodness of the 1980's and 1990's, without any of the badness!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials end, the show opens back up on the final three, as Norbert, Daggett, and Treeflower are ready to question them for the final time! Treeflower says: "Welcome back to the season finale! We're here with the final three! Dog, Larry, and yes, even Marlene!" Marlene says: "Thank you!" Norbert says: "You three have come far and have overcome all the other challenges! Now all YOU have to do is state your case as to WHY you should win!" Marlene says: "Hey! I have a CRAZY idea! Just give the grand prize money, to ME!" Treeflower seriously says: "How about, NOT?!" Marlene says: "Worth a shot!" Larry asks: "Why do we even GOT to do this anyways?! Can't the audience jury just vote and get it over with?" Daggett says: "Haven't you learned ANYTHING from this season? That's not how the concept of this season works! It's all about building dramtic tension, making you REVEAL your emotions! Give us the passion, give us the pathos! And yes, even give us reason to believe in the struggles you've gone through this season!" Norbert says: "Let us explain it, in SONG!!!!" / Norbert, with Treeflower and Daggett on backing vocals, begin a rocking performance of Starship's 1987 hit song, "It's Not Over 'Til It's Over!" / Norbert sings: "Listen! We don't call the shots here, you know we don't make the rules! We take what we get, get what we can. And it's learning the hard way, right here on the streets. You can't build a dream, without a plan. (Passion speaks), let them hear you speak. (Play for keeps); they play to win, we play for keeps! It's not over 'til it's over! It's not over 'til we get it right! The odds are against us, they say we don't stand a chance! But there's no giving up, no giving in. When push comes to shove, you got to fight for what you love! You do what you must, do what you can. (Passion speaks), let them hear you speak! (Play for keeps); they play to win, we play for keeps! It's not over 'til it's over, (it's not over); it's not over 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over, (don't go giving in!) It's not over 'til we get it right! No sir! (Instrumental solo) The odds are against us, but you know we still stand a chance. But there's no giving up, no giving in. It's not over! It's not over 'til it's over. It's not over 'til we, 'til we, 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over. It's not over 'til we, 'til we, 'til we get it right! It's not over 'til it's over. Don't go giving in now, believe it!" / And the epic song ends! Dog says: "I think we understand what you mean. We're game for this!" Treeflower says: "That's all we wanted to hear! Marlene, since I want to get YOUR interview out of the way, how about we interview YOU first?!" Marlene says: "All right. And I promise to NOT make myself sound conceited OR take cheap shots at your expense!" Treeflower says: "I'll hold my judgment UNTIL after you've finished!" Marlene stands up, and begins to make her case to the jury. Marlene says: "Jury, most of you know me from my performance this season. And while I outlasted those of you who appeared on season two, I bear no personal grudge against ANY of you, not even Treeflower! Anyways, if you want to know why I deserve to win this season, you need to look no further than my game strategies this season! My strategizing ROCKED!!!! I made an alliance with Stimpy, partnered up with Reggie and Rocko, teamed up with Treeflower to take out Angelica, helped Stimpy figure out a way to expose Aang's behavior, kept Norbert's mole status a secret, and I won TWO straight solo immunity challenges back to back! You can't get much better than that! All I'm saying is, I made my game-play matter where it truly counted! Vote for ME, if for no other reason that you think I'm drop dead gorgeous and WAY out of your league! But I might still give you the time of day!" Norbert says: "Very good then. Larry, it's your turn." Larry gets up and says: "Thank you. Jury, I know that some of you have mixed feelings about me; some for very good reason. But I just want you to know that the lobster you have mixed feelings about, isn't the same lobster who entered this season. I thought I knew everything there was to know about myself entering this game; turns out, I didn't really know anything at all. I thought I wanted revenge, but it didn't make me happy. I thought I wanted to humiliate Sandy, and I only ended up feeling bad about it. I even thought I wanted to outlast Spongebob in competition. But Spongebob didn't deserve to LEAVE the way he did! I might be here now, but truthfully, our competition against each other this season was...inconclusive at best. Truthfully, I might not be here if I didn't have real friends who trusted me and helped me out during these many challenges. Craig and Dog? You two have helped me out more times than I can count. And Dog? I just want to say if I DON'T win; I hope it's you." Dog says: "That's very nice of you to say." Larry says: "The point is, I figured out a lot of things about myself. I had to grow and mature emotionally as this season progressed. I found out who I truly was, and I think I'm a better lobster for it. And I would be honored to take home the title for champion this season." Norbert says: "Thank you for your honesty. Dog, wrap it up!" Larry sits down, and Dog stands up! Dog says: "Hi there! I'm Dog, and I'm still not sure how I really got here. I know some of it was luck, but I do believe that some of it was due to some genuine skill. I also know that it was due to my good social skills. I made friends not because I wanted to get further in the game, but because I really DID want to be friends with anyone who wanted to be friends with me! Larry, I'm honored that you would want me to win this game if you don't. Marlene, you ARE a good otter, but you DO think too highly of yourself!" Marlene asks: "What do you mean?" Dog says: "For starters, you have a perfection personality complex. You THINK you're perfect, but of course you're not!" Marlene says: "I will grant you ONE thing! I have recently become aware that in the past, I HAVE often thought too highly of myself, and I PROBABLY belittled others when I shouldn't have! That wasn't right for me! But I KNOW that I've made mistakes! I'm not saying that my game-play WAS perfect! I know I made a mistake or two!" Dog says: "While it's refreshing to hear you say that, it doesn't change the fact that there were a lot of mistakes you made, that you didn't apologize for!" Helga says: "This ought to be good!" Chuckie says: "This is where Dog makes his move!" Norbert asks: "Help us out; what are you talking about?" Dog says: "Let's start out with the most OBVIOUS mistake! Flirting with Norbert; even though A. He was already IN a love relationship with Treeflower; and B. You KNEW that flirting with Norbert would make Treeflower go crazy!" Marlene says: "She was IRRITATING me! I'm sorry Treeflower, but you WERE!" Dog says: "That did not give you the right to feign love for a guy you didn't really like! That's bad enough in itself, but you even got Skipper into the act!" Skipper says: "I was trying to help her SELL her performance!" Dog says: "And despite having THAT plan spectacularly BACKFIRE on you, it didn't stop you from making the EXACT same mistake a SECOND time, when YOU of ALL contestants should've KNOWN better!" Marlene defensively says: "The FIRST time, I thought the only reason I even failed, was because I was TOO beautiful! Can I help it if my beauty is SO natural?!" Treeflower asks: "Do you HONESTLY believe you were too beautiful?!" Marlene sheepishly says: "Yes. I have a natural amount of high self-esteem, and an ego to go along with it! Look, I'm not going to defend those actions; I was being immature, I admit that! But still, you got to admit the rest of my game was pretty spot on!" Dog says: "Admittedly, you did PRETTY good for yourself, but there are OTHER places you slipped up!" Phoebe asks: "I wonder what he's going to go for now?" Marlene asks: "What else did I do wrong?!" Dog says: "First off, there were a couple of times where you WEREN'T willing to put your own safety on the line, even when your other team-mates risked THEIR necks for the benefit of the team! Take for instance, Haggis McHaggis, Angelica Pickles, and Otto Rocket! These three ALL worked hard to attain immunity for the Boom Vets. But in the challenges where the THREE of them ended up getting eliminated, you CHOSE to sit those out and not try to prevent their eliminations!" Marlene says: "Haggis VOLUNTEERED to put himself on the line for the caveman movie challenge! And you can't BLAME me for Angelica and Otto! They legitimately SUCKED in those challenges! Putting ME in their situations wouldn't have helped the Boom Vets out! Aang was a legitimately insurmountable FORCE in those challenges!" Jimmy says: "Did you hear THAT Aang?! She thought you were insurmountable!" Aang says: "That's not a comforting fact!" Dog says: "And finally, you thought it would be a GOOD idea to keep the knowledge of the fact that Norbert was a mole, all to yourself. Did you NOT think that A. That was selfish, and B. The REST of us had a right to KNOW that knowledge?!" Marlene says: "I would be lieing if I said that I WASN'T thinking about myself in that position!" Norbert says: "And I thought that if only SHE knew, that I wouldn't be violating the contract I made with Fondue!" Marlene says: "My game might NOT have been ideal, but I was just trying to play my hardest and do my BEST! You can't fault me for that!" Dog says: "I'm NOT faulting you for that! But don't you think that when you MADE those mistakes, the least you COULD'VE done is APOLOGIZE for having done wrong?!" Marlene says: "Okay. I'm sorry. I am legitimately, honestly, totally sorry, for any headaches, troubles, inconveniences, or humiliations that anyone directly and/or indirectly suffered because of actions that I took this season!" Rocko asks: "What do you think, Reggie? Do you think she's legitimate?" Reggie says: "Hard to say. I was practically in the same situation myself, and even I can't tell if she is being legitimate!" Norbert says: "You have all made your cases. Now, perhaps some of the members of the jury want to cross-reference you. Ren Hoek, why don't you start?" Ren says: "I don't really know Larry or Dog, and I really wasn't involved with Marlene's game. I guess this is just a general question, for all three of you. What do you MOST regret doing this season?" Marlene answers: "Flirting with Norbert, TWICE!" Larry says: "Causing Sandy's elimination/humiliation!" Dog says: "Being angry with my brother Cat!" Ren says: "No further questions." Aang says: "I know I probably have no RIGHT to ask you any questions, but what made each of you SO determined to win the game?" Marlene answers: "I wanted to be the FIRST female to win a season of the Total Cartoon series!" Larry says: "I wanted to be the first representative from Spongebob Squarepants to win a season of this series!" Dog says: "I wanted to prove myself to Cat and make my brother proud!" Aang says: "No further questions!" Patrick says: "I could probably ask you something deep, but I'm going to be fair and make it random. I'll give my vote to whoever gets this question right. What color am I thinking of right now?" Marlene answers: "Blue!" Larry answers: "Red!" Dog answers: "Green!" Patrick says: "No further questions." Treeflower says: "This first question is just for Marlene. Besides the fact that I was a C.I.T. and TRYING to impress you with facts about myself, what is it about me that IRRITATED you?! I'm sorry, but I just want to know YOUR perspective from this!" Marlene says: "Honestly, I was intimidated by your good lucks and genuine intelligence! I thought you'd be a threat to me in the competition! I guess that's why I wasn't too keen about being on the same team as you!" Treeflower says: "Didn't realize that! As for the other two, what would YOU do with the grand prize money if you won it?" Larry answers: "I would share it with Craig, invest it into a bank account for the two of us, and take us cruising around the world." Dog says: "I did want to win the grand prize money for Cat, but since he just told me that he is already rich, I would use a good chunk of the grand prize money to build an orphanage for underpriviledged dogs and cats without parents! They would grow up in a good, loving, nuturing environment!" And the audience goes: "Awww!" Cat cries and says: "You HAVE matured, Dog!" Randolph says: "I LOVE that idea!" Treeflower says: "No further questions." Suzie Carmichael says: "Surprisingly, this question will not be about you, it will be about me. What do YOU honestly think of me?" Marlene says: "I think you're a fine, great singer, but you NEED to give it up and stop beating around the bush! I know who you really love!" Gerald asks: "Is it ME?! Please tell me that it's me! I'd go for Beyonce Knowles, but Jay-Z has her!" Marlene says: "No, it's not you!" Gerald says: "Dangit!" Larry says: "You've got the moves like Jagger! Any guy who had you would have to be CRAZY to go for anyone else!" Dog says: "You can sing it AND swing it! You'll make it BIG in the music industry!" Suzie says: "No further questions!" Reggie says: "I know I said things about most of you earlier. But I need to know; what do YOU think about yourselves?" Marlene says: "I think I worked long and hard to get here. My game play was not without its hiccups, but I persevered and made it here! I'm proud of myself, and I feel like I accomplished what I set out to do." Larry says: "For the longest time, I thought I knew everything there WAS to know about myself! But the truth of the matter was, I was in the dark about a lot of things! It took the help of some good friends of mine to help me see the light. Now I'm a good, kind lobster, and I won't pressure ANYBODY into 'Living Like Larry' ever again!" Dog says: "I did have trouble paying attention, but I know now why it's important to be aware of your surroundings, and why its important to help other people. I think I've gained a lot from this competition!" Reggie says: "No further questions." Norbert says: "This question is for Marlene. HYPOTHETICALLY, if I WASN'T attached to Treeflower, would you HONESTLY be interested in going out with me?" Marlene says: "Truthfully? No, you're not my type. I'm into somebody a little more adventurous and daring, like Skipper!" Norbert says: "Than I have no other questions." Angelica angrily says: "I just want to know RIGHT now, which one of you was RESPONSIBLE for my ELIMINATION this season?!" Marlene rolls her eyes and sarcastically says: "You want to know the answer?! Look in the mirror!" Larry says: "I can't STAND being around you! I can't even BELIEVE that I once THOUGHT I was LIKE you, or even WANTED to be like you!" Dog says: "I just want to say that I like your red cave-hair wig. I bear no grudge against you." Angelica says: "At least ONE of you has good taste! No further questions!" Rocko says: "This question is for all three of you. What role do you think karma plays in your performance this season?" Marlene says: "From what I've experencied, everytime I thought too highly of myself, karma took away something I enjoyed, or made my time in the game show more difficult. Everytime I made a genuine friendship or put myself on the line for others, the risks I took were rewarded with stuff I enjoyed." Larry says: "Revenge wasn't the answer for me. Having friends, and doing good deeds for others, showed me what was really important in life." Dog says: "I didn't know what karma was before you showed me what it was! Thanks to you, I see why it is so important to be kind and generous to others!" Rocko says: "No further questions!" Spongebob says: "Be honest, what do YOU think of Spongebob Squarepants, my cartoon series?" Marlene says: "I'm surprised I was NEVER asked to guest star in it!" Larry says: "Often, I wish I had more screen-time or GOOD roles on your episodes!" Dog says: "I like your voice! Sometimes, I think you sound like me!" Spongebob asks: "I sound like YOU?! I don't really see it. No further questions!" Lil says: "Here's my question!" And in a Spanish accent, Lil Devill says: "Mad Dog Hoek likes only two things! The first is BOOM! The second is BOOM! Put them together and what do you GET?!" All three contestants answer: "BOOM-BOOM?" Lil Deville shouts: "OLE!!!!" Otto Rocket says: "You KNOW that I'm more athletic than all THREE of you put together, so why do you think that YOU are at the Final Three and I'm not?" Marlene says: "Because you're arrogant and cocky!" Larry says: "You showboat too much and you don't care enough about other people's feelings!" Dog says: "I just genuinely think it's because I don't think too highly of myself." Otto says: "No further questions." Sandy says: "Larry, you already mentioned how you felt about getting me eliminated. Now tell me, what did my presence in the game mean to you?" Larry says: "For starters, you genuinely intimidated me. I was scared by your athletic skills and your knowledge. I was worried that if you stayed in the game too long, you would become an immunity risk to the Network Noobs. I was bitter at you, but you still didn't deserve to be eliminated by me." Sandy says: "I will admit, you seem a lot more humble NOW than you were early on this season." Larry says: "I know that I could say anything to you, but it can't change what I did. But Sandy? If it were HUMANLY possible to go back in time, I would GLADLY take your place in that elimination!" Sandy says: "As for you two, what's your better skill? Knowledge, or physical abilities?" Marlene says: "Knowledge!" Dog says: "Physical abilities!" Sandy says: "No further questions!" Stimpy is taking care of his kids, but Stimpy asks: "What do you think of my kids?!" Larry says: "Cute!" Dog says: "Adorable!" Marlene says: "The most PRECIOUS things ever!" Stimpy says: "No further questions!" Rancid says: "Be honest, the events of Break-Your-Neck Mesa were pretty earth-shattering. What did you think about Ren's risk-taking when it came to Stimpy?" Marlene says: "Ren was just fighting to earn the love and recognition of someone he deeply cared for. Just because Ren and Stimpy are guys, that doesn't make their love and affection for each other any less real." Larry says: "I belittled it at first, but probably only because I felt that I was in love with a guy myself, and I didn't want to admit it!" Dog says: "Ren kissing Stimpy reminded me of how much I missed my brother Cat." Rancid says: "No further questions." Haggis says: "I'm thinking about auditioning for the title role of King Lear in an upcoming film production of the Shakespeare book. What do you think are my chances of nailing the audition?" Dog says: "You've got as good a shot as anyone else." Larry says: "You'll regret it if you don't audition!" Marlene says: "I would be the FIRST in line to watch you star in that movie!" Haggis says: "No further questions!" Invader Zim says: "I have to know something! Do you think I fit here on Earth?!" Dog says: "You fit here on Earth as much as Cat and I do!" Larry says: "It's more fun with you around!" Marlene says: "I can't think of anywhere else where you would fit in more!" Zim says: "No further questions!" Norbert says: "General Barracuda, wrap it up!" General Barracuda says: "What was your GREATEST accomplishment this season?!" Dog says: "Saving Suzie from an Allosaurus!" Marlene says: "Sticking it to Treeflower in the Spanish Movie Challenge!" Larry says: "Kicking YOUR butt whenever YOU fought against me!!!!" General Barracuda says: "You've got guts being THAT honest to me, I like that! No further questions!" And the panel all sit down! Treeflower says: "The questions are over! It's TIME to vote! Remember, this time, you are VOTING for a winner for $7.7 million!" Marlene says: "Just one question; what happens on the off-chance there IS a tie vote?!" Treeflower says: "Well, if there IS a tie, it would ONLY be between two contestants. In that event, they would BOTH win $7.7 million, and each of the winners would receive their OWN briefcase of $7.7 million, and they would BOTH be declared champions of Total Cartoon Action! The runner-up would receive the third place prize of $4.4 million." Norbert says: "Enough with the suspense! It's time, to VOTE!!!!" (Confessional) Stimpy draws a nice drawing of an otter, with the word "Marlene" pointing to it! Stimpy says: "It's Marlene! I drew it myself!" / Ren says: "And I thought opening up to Stimpy was hard! I need to think this over carefully." / Aang reveals that he wrote down "Dog." Aang says: "Dog, you're the only one here who GETS my vote!" / Daggett says: "I'm voting for Marlene, just to STICK it to Treeflower!" / Patrick says: "Dog, you guessed right! I WAS thinking of green!" / Phoebe says: "Both Larry and Marlene played a smart game, but which one of them was smarter? Should I flip a coin?" / Treeflower says: "I'll tell you ONE thing right now, Marlene is NOT getting MY vote!" / Jimmy says: "Do I vote for Marlene the Otter, or Larry the Lobster?" / Suzie says: "It's times like this that I wish I had PSYCHIC powers instead of singing abilities! That way, I knew who'd everyone else was voting for!" / Reggie says: "Both Larry AND Dog matured a lot this season! I'm not sure who I want to give my vote to more." / Norbert says: "Sorry Marlene, but Treeflower might KILL me if I vote for you, so I can't. I'm sorry!" / Angelica reveals that SHE wrote down "Dog." Angelica says: "I'm only voting for you because I HATE you the LEAST!" / Rocko reveals that he wrote down "Marlene." Rocko says: "I think you've matured a great deal Marlene, and I know that my vote shows it!" / Spongebob reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Spongebob says: "You changed a whole lot this season, Larry. I'm GLAD that I'm giving my vote to you!" / Lil Deville laughs crazily, writes something down, then resumes laughing crazily! / Otto says: "The obvious answer is OBVIOUS! Someone is getting my vote who DESERVES to get my vote!" / Sandy is discreetly writing something down, and she says: "You are NOT getting to see WHO I am voting for, I REFUSE to be predictable!" / Judy says: "I'm giving MY vote to the best ACTING performance this season!" / Rhonda says: "Since YOU didn't vote ME off, I'm going to vote for YOU!" / Rancid says: "I'm unsure who I want to give my vote to more." / Skipper says: "Obviously, I'm VOTING for Marlene! I'd be CRAZY not to!" / Gerald reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Gerald says: "I can't stay mad at you. I mean, you DID change a lot this season! And you helped take down Master Vile. I'll give you my vote!" / Haggis says: "This is NOT a hard choice for me!" / Pearl reveals that she wrote down "Larry." Pearl says: "Larry, I hope you win this!" / Darwin says: "Technically speaking, I COULD be the swing vote for this whole thing!" / Zim reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Zim says: "I said it before, and I'll say it again. You are the ONLY one in the competition who gets ANY respect from me!" / Craig reveals that he wrote down "Larry." Craig says: "Go get them tiger--I mean, lobster!" / General Barracuda reveals that he wrote down "Larry." General Barracuda says: "Only someone who has the courage to stand up to me, gets MY vote! You did THAT, Larry!" (End Confessional) Norbert says: "The voting is OVER, it's time for the FINAL time, to tally up the votes!" And everyone waits with anticipation, as Norbert, Treeflower, and Daggett, begin pulling out the votes. Norbert says: "A drawing of an otter, with the word 'Marlene' on it." Stimpy says: "That's ME!!!!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry. Everyone has one vote." Norbert says: "Another vote for Marlene, with the words, 'Na-na-na-na Treeflower' on it! DAGGETT!!" Daggett says: "WHAT?!!! I'm NOT allowed to be FUNNY?!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog, my color is green!" Patrick says: "That was me!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has TWO votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, visit me down under!" Rocko says: "That was me!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog, beat Marlene! And it DIDN'T come from me!" Angelica says: "That was ME!!!!" Otto rolls his eyes and says: "Why am I NOT surprised?!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has THREE votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, I Love You! And it DIDN'T come from me!" Skipper says: "That was me! I wrote that!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog and NOT Marlene; that one DID come from me!" Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, everyone has FOUR votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene, the BEST acting performance!" Judy says: "That was me!" Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, MY lobster!" Craig says: "That was from me!" Daggett says: "Everyone has FIVE votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Marlene." Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry, you've got guts!" General Barracuda says: "That was me!" Daggett says: "Everyone has SIX votes!" Norbert says: "One vote for Dog." Treeflower says: "One vote for Larry." Daggett says: "One vote for...Mad Dog HOEK?!!!" Lil says: "BOOM-BOOM!!!!" Daggett says: "Dog and Larry pull ahead with seven votes." Norbert says: "One vote for Dog." Treeflower says: "One vote for Larry." Daggett says: "One vote for Dog." Norbert says: "One vote for Larry." Treeflower says: "One vote for Dog." Daggett says: "One vote for Larry." Norbert says: "That's all the votes. That means that with six votes, Marlene comes in third place with $4.4 million in cold hard cash!" Treeflower says: "And the champion; or should I say...CHAMPIONS; are Dog AND LARRY!!!!" Confetti and glitter are shot out of cannons, and streamers fly down as a banner saying "Congratulations" is unfurled!!!! Roger says: "TWO champions! I did NOT see that coming!" Jimmy says: "Neither did I, and I saw a LOT of things coming!" Norbert presents two breifcases, and he gives one to Dog, and one to Larry. Norbert says: "Dog and Larry, here are your briefcases, and they both contain $7.7 million in cold hard cash!" Craig runs up and hugs Larry! Craig says: "You DID it, Larry!" Larry says: "WE did it, Craig!" Cat and Randolph hug Dog! Cat says: "I'm so proud of you, Dog!" Randolph says: "You did good, Dog!" Dog says: "Thank you, this win means a lot to me." And Marlene sighs looking dejected. Skipper walks over with a briefcase. Skipper says: "Cheer up, you got this briefcase filled with $4.4 million as a consolation prize. That's pretty good for third place! Would you like to go on a date with me?" Marlene asks: "You want to go on a date with a NON-WINNER?" Skipper says: "So you didn't win this season. That doesn't mean you can't win NEXT time! There IS season three!" Marlene says: "You're right, Skipper! There's ALWAYS another opportunity!" Norbert says: "Thank you for participating in Total Cartoon Action! I'm Norbert Foster Beaver!" Daggett says: "I'm Daggett Doofus Beaver! Really, that's my middle name!" Treeflower says: "And I'm Treeflower Harmony--soon to be MRS. Norbert Foster Beaver!" Sniz somersaults into the middle of the action and says: "And this has BEEN Total Cartoon Action!!!!" Marlene asks: "Wait! Where's Fondue?! Has anybody seen Fondue?" Aang asks: "And furthermore, where's the $7.7 million I was PROMISED?!" Sniz says: "I took care of that! Here you go!" And Sniz presents Aang with a briefcase, filled with $7.7 million! Aang asks: "How did you get the money?" Sniz says: "Well, Fondue needed to learn a LESSON about hiring MOLES to try to sabotage the competition, so I took the money OUT of his paycheck!!!!" Fondue is standing in a corner, naked and embarrassed! Fondue cries and says: "I had to give up SO much! I feel SO humiliated!" Sniz says: "Perhaps in the future, you won't feel so eager to make unorthodox decisions like this again!" Fondue says: "I don't think you have to worry about THAT ever happening again!" Marlene says: "I'm so looking forward to season three! Last WORDS!!!!" / "That's All Folks!!!! (For NOW!!!!)" / See you all for the upcoming third season of "Total Cartoon!" / Episode Notes: Season finale of "Total Cartoon Action," Marlene comes in third place with $4.4 million in cold hard cash, while Dog and Larry are BOTH crowned champions of "Total Cartoon Action," and BOTH win $7.7 million in cold hard cash! Aang also gets the $7.7 million he was promised, as Sniz took it out of Fondue's paycheck. Featured song in this episode; Starship's 1987 hit song "It's Not Over 'Til It's Over," which is also part of the title of this episode! / Personal Notes: Going into this season, I didn't want it to end up as predictable as my last one, I REALLY wanted to shake it up. The only thing that remained constant, was the fact that I wanted Marlene to make it to the end WITHOUT getting eliminated, but end up NOT winning the grand prize! Ironically, both Larry and Dog did not even FIGURE into my initial Final Three plans this season! It was only after I decided to chuck both Craig and Rocko as the potential winners this season, that the finale of this season finally fell into place! What better way to complete both Larry's and Dog's redemption stories than to have them BOTH winning the whole thing?! I also felt it was a fitting way to end this season. That instead of having only ONE ultimate winner, I even had a TWIST for THAT; and ended up providing TWO! Even though I like Marlene, I couldn't have her win the grand prize or first place this season. Because it's in my plans to have Marlene come back for the THIRD season, and having her win only THIRD place this season, gives her a BETTER chance of going far in season three! You can expect to see a topic title re-naming soon, as well as having the topic rating bumped up from "General" to "PG". Season three is going to deal with more serious topics than season one and two! / That's my episode idea for today!!!! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 8, 2016 Share Posted November 8, 2016 Here's a rerun of the ninth episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S1E9: The Showdown OBAB: So this is the new land? Conehead: We gotta stop them! Voice: The lands will merge together in about 2 minutes. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: 2 MINUTES! OBAB: WE NEED TO FIND THE LAB! Conehead: GUYS OVER THERE (At The Lab) Bl4ze: YES! MY PLANS ARE WORKING! Storm: So now what are we going to do after this. WhaleBlubber: WE WILL TURN EVERYBODY INTO ROBOTS! (EXPLOSION) OBAB: NOT SO FAST! Bl4ze: GET THEM! Storm: Watch out Conehead, I'm coming for you. Conehead: OR COMING TO TELEPORT AWAY WITH MY TELEPORT GUN Storm: WHAT! (Storm teleports away) WhaleBlubber: GIVE UP SpongeBob's #1 Fan, you will never beat us. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: HOW ABOUT GETTING PUSHED INTO THAT PIPE! (SB#1Fan Pushes WhaleBlubber into the pipe) WhaleBlubber: WHOA! (WhaleBlubber falls into the pipe) Voice: 20 seconds left Bl4ze: DARN! BUT IT'S TOO LATE ANYWAY,THE COUNTDOWN HAS ALREADY STARTED! OBAB: Hey Bl4ze, Have you ever fell out of a window. Bl4ze: What! OBAB: BECAUSE YOU WILL! (OBAB pushes Bl4ze out a window) Bl4ze: NOOOOOOO (Bl4ze teleports away) SpongeBob's #1 Fan: He disappeared. Voice: Merging land Countdown in 10. 9. 8. Conehead: OBAB HIT THE BUTTON Voice: 7. OBAB: GOT IT! Voice: 6. 5. 4. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: HURRY! Voice: 3. 2. (OBAB hits the red button) Voice: merging lands has been denied, self destructing land has been activate and ready to explode and 5. 4. OBAB: GET TO THE PIPE! Voice: 3. 2. (OBAB, Conehead, and SpongeBob's #1 Fan runs into the pipe) Voice: 1. (BOOOOOOM) (Bl4zeTMG Land explodes into dust) The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 You asked for it and you got it! For the first time ever, here is the “Total Cartoon Action Re-Union Special,” edited onto one post! It's time to re-unite with the characters! It's time to see how time has changed them. And soon, we will begin to see who will wind up participating in season three, of the "Total Cartoon" series! / (Note: This episode has been edited for content and time.) "Let's Fast-Forward to Two Years Later, the Total Cartoon Action Re-Union Special!" (60 minute special). A fabulous Hollywood, California episode special plays, as the musical song "Hooray for Hollywood" plays in the back-ground. In a fancy talk-show setting, we see TWO very familiar fairies from "The Fairly Oddparents," Jaundissimo Magnifico and Blonda! Jaundissimo says: "I am Jaundissimo Magnifico!" Blonda says: "And I'm the FABULOUS Blonda!" Jaundissimo says: "And we have a MUY fantastico special for you tonight!" Blonda says: "Two years ago, you may remember that the Total Cartoon series, entered production, and presented us with a concept like no other!" Jaundissimo says: "A bunch of Nicktoon contestants fighting it out tooth and nail against each other, for the chance of winning MANY pesos in their bank account!" Blonda says: "We already have TWO seasons of the show to enjoy! And even though the last season itself just finished airing, it has actually been nearly TWO whole years since all of the contestants have last seen each other!" Jaundissimo says: "Two years ago, most of them were confused, eager, willing 16 year old participants of the GRANDE experience called the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "Now most of them are confused, eager, willing 18 year olds, who are just now figuring out how to start TRULY living their lives!" Jaundissimo says: "We'll start off with the contestants who represented shows that got eliminated VERY early on, and move up to the shows that truly made a lasting impact, on the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "We'll start at the beginning, with the representatives from the show of Doug." / (Camera opens up and shows the various Bluffington locales). Jaundissimo says: "First up, Roger Plotz." Blonda says: "Initially just a low rent punk with dreams and delusions of grandeur, his time as a contestant might have been short, but he's made some BIG changes!" Jaundissimo says: "Roger turned his track record performance around, and started EXCELLING in high school! Initially, teachers were puzzled at his new dedication to the academics, but were delighted when they found out the answer." Roger says: "It was Judy Funny who actually provided me with the incentive to study and do well in my courses! Her passion for learning and acting know no bounds!" Blonda says: "Speaking of Judy Funny, it seems that the lady with a passion for dramatic roles, has left behind her dreams of getting back together with former love interest Blue Arrow. Now she dreams of a relationship with Roger Plotz!" Judy says: "He is a WORK in progress! Like an unfinished lump of clay or block of marble, waiting for the untapped potential! The masterpiece is there, you just have to chip away at the imperfections in order to reveal the TRUE gem inside!" Jaundissimo says: "Doug Funny WAS initially horrified at first, but when he saw the results of Judy's work in both the Shakespeare theater plays AND with Roger Plotz, he was PLEASANTLY surprised!" Doug Funny says: "Honestly, I thought the LAST person who would turn his life around would be Roger Plotz! He seemed like the kind of guy who would ALWAYS be a bully! But my sister actually managed to sand away at the rough edges, and now he's really cleaned up! Just goes to show that there's more to a person then meets the eye!" Blonda says: "Speaking of more than meets the eye, Doug Funny proved to be very impressive at breaking into the entertainment industry! At last year's comic-con, he had an unassuming booth, with test comics of Quailman and Smash Adams, both said to be LOOSELY based on the fantasy adventure ideas floating in Doug Funny's head!" Doug says: "I always wanted to do something BIG with these characters I have! Making actual comic adventures seemed like a good way to stretch my artistic and writing abilities!" Jaundissimo says: "That was last year, but at THIS year's most recent comic-con in San Diego, Doug Funny's booth was HUGE!!!!" Blonda says: "Quailman and Smash Adams caught fire, and the publisher demands started pouring in! Now Doug Funny is one of the HOTTEST and YOUNGEST comic book writers this side of Stephen Pastis!" Doug says: "It's not just a comic book item, it's also good for merchandising purposes as well!" Jaundissimo says: "And Doug Funny's hot streak doesn't end there! Right now, there are talks of DEVELOPING both Quailman AND Smash Adams as brand new cartoon series, to be DEVELOPED by Nickelodeon!" Blonda says: "Can you say movie endorsements?! But perhaps more important than Doug Funny's critical success, is his love success with Patty Mayonnaise!" Jaundissimo says: "In high school, NOTHING could tear these two lovers apart! They were even made the home-coming king and queen of their senior prom!" Blonda says: "And Patty is doing pretty well for herself, as well! She got back into baseball, and is really impressing on the Bluffington Minor Circuit, when she pitches an average of four no-hitters per seven inning game, and bats at around a 415." Jaundissimo says: "Due to her success in the sport, she's now being courted by the Major leagues, and may soon be batting in PRIME time!" Blonda says: "Speaking of batting, there's another cartoon celebrity who knows how to bat really well!" Jaundissimo says: "Craig Mammalton!" (Camera opens up and shows various underwater locales). Blonda says: "Craig Mammalton came onto the Total Cartoon series, virtually unknown!" Jaundissimo says: "But everyone knows him now!" Blonda says: "If not for his stellar performance, than with his incredible romance to one of the champions of season two, Larry the Lobster!" Jaundissimo says: "In a historic first, once Larry and Craig both turned eighteen, they made HISTORY by becoming the first male couple to be openly gay married in Bikini Bottom, a stunt that garnered its fair share of supporters, such as Mr. Krabs!" Mr. Krabs says: "I don't care WHAT my customers prefer in a love interest, so long as they want to pay me MONEY for catering their events!" Blonda says: "With Craig Mammalton and Larry the Lobster having won a total of $11 million combined, the wedding was a HIGHLY successful event, and greatly publicized throughout Bikini Bottom!" The priest says: "Do you, Larry the Lobster, take this seal to be your lawfully wedded spouse? Honor him, comfort him, keep him in sickness and in health, and keep only to him so long as you both shall live?" Larry happily says: "I do!" The priest says: "And do you, Craig Mammalton, take Larry the Lobster for richer or poorer, for better or worse, and keep only to him so long as you both shall live?" Craig happily says: "I do!" The priest says: "By the power invested in me, I now pronounce you lobster and seal, spouse and spouse, Mr. and Mr. Mammalton! You may kiss the spouse!" And Larry and Craig lovingly kiss each other, as Larry tosses the bouquet, and its CAUGHT by Spongebob, who is right next to Sandy! Squidward is in the audience and he says: "Oh man! I can't BELIEVE Spongebob is going to get married next!" Larry says: "I chose to add on Craig's last name for two main reasons. A., it would be ENTIRELY inaccurate to call my significant other Craig Lobster; second, Mammalton is MORE of a REAL last name than the Lobster is. Besides, having the name Larry Lobster Mammalton makes people think that I'm evolving as a sea creature!" Craig says: "You did evolve!" Larry happily says: "Much thanks to you!" Jaundissimo says: "And both Larry and Craig have had successful careers! Coming out actually helped Larry EARNED endorsement deals from many modeling companies!" Blonda says: "Not to mention Craig's career as a baseball superstar!" Craig says: "Showing people how to play honorably as a legitimate sports player has always been a life-long dream of mine!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of life-long dreams, the dreams of Larry and Craig having children together recently became a reality!" Craig says: "When I was single, I used to go dating Girly Teengirl. She was sad when I told her I found my true soul-mate, but she wanted me to be happy. But when she found out that Larry and I wanted to have kids, she JUMPED on the chance to be a surrogate mother for us!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of love, while SOME love interests definitely turned out to be MUY bueno ideas, others turned out to be NOT so good!" Blonda says: "You said it! And the truth was made all too evident among some of the former representatives from the show of Hey Arnold!" / (Camera opens up and shows many locales from New York City) Jaundissimo says: "Helga G. Patacki, held a long-time crush for her dream boy/man, Arnold." Blonda says: "After season one of the Total Cartoon series ended, Helga finally got the courage to ask Arnold to date her, and was pleasantly surprised when he said yes!" Helga says: "All I ever wanted was the adorable love and compassion for him! To think he would see the goodness in me, even when I often couldn't see it myself!" Jaundissimo says: "For two years, the relationship went off without a hitch." Blonda says: "But at her high school senior prom, things got ugly, LITERALLY!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "At the prom, Helga got into a row with fellow former contestant Rhonda Wellington Lloyd III." Blonda says: "Ugly things were said, and there was a MASSIVE cat-fight on hand!" Jaundissimo says: "I love a good catfight!" Blonda says: "Fortunately, no one was severely hurt by the incident, but a huge lawsuit QUICKLY followed!" Jaundissimo says: "We tried to reach out to Rhonda for personal comment, but she was still focusing on her lawsuit, and her lawyers refused to grant us access to her." Blonda says: "Fortunately, we were able to communicate with Helga and Arnold, in spite of all the legal trouble they've had to go through." Arnold says: "I cannot STRONGLY stress enough how totally, and UTTERLY sorry I am for all the property and physical damage caused by my Helga. We are both DEEPLY sorry for all the trauma caused, and we will BOTH work hard to make sure that this kind of thing NEVER happens again!" Helga says: "My dad's cell phone company will pay for all the damages, both physical and legal. Meanwhile, I'll be undergoing court-mandated anger management in order to curb my more...physical tendencies." Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of physical tendencies, Gerald has been getting pretty physical himself; by going to the gym!" Blonda says: "After his time on the Total Cartoon series ended, Gerald started hitting the weights, and pumping himself up!" Jaundissimo says: "After two years of hard work, Gerald's dedication to building himself a better body payed off!" Blonda says: "Clothing companies were looking hard for the NEXT new big thing, and they found it in Gerald!" Jaundissimo says: "Gerald's make-over was EXACTLY what the clothing companies were looking for, and Gerald found himself as a go to model!" Blonda says: "Jeans, shirts, coats, hats, shoes, socks; you name it, Gerald's done it!" Gerald romantically says: "Don't hate me because I am beautiful!" Jaundissimo says: "Even I sweated from watching that, and I LIKE girls!" Blonda says: "Speaking of liking girls, perhaps no man has ever liked a girl MORE than the way Spongebob likes Sandy!" (Camera opens back up to underwater). Jaundissimo says: "After catching the bouquet at the wedding of Larry and Craig, it wasn't long before Spongebob and Sandy, to the amazement and SHOCK of everyone, decided to tie the knot, and make the most HOTLY named couple in the entertainment industry!" Mr. Krabs says: "I've been calling the couple 'SPANDY' for years! I don't KNOW why it took so long for the concept to catch on!" Blonda says: "But catch on it did, when Spongebob and Sandy tied the knot, EVERYONE was talking about the new Hollywood power couple named Spandy, and how they would DOMINATE the entertainment industry!" Jaundissimo says: "However, not EVERYBODY was happy about it." Squidward says: "I couldn't care about Spongebob getting MARRIED any LESS!!!! Not if I TRIED to care about it LESS! I, DON'T, CARE!!!!!!!!!" Than Squidward breaks down and cries: "NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why can't I find LOVE?!!!!!!!!!!!!" Blonda says: "While love proves to be hard for some, it proves to be easy for others. Take for instance, Patrick and Pearl." Jaundissimo says: "After their time on the Total Cartoon series ended, both Patrick and Pearl hit the reality show TV circuit, often together, always in a competition, appearing in various shows such as Running On a Treadmill While Dodging Objects Being Thrown At Your Head, The HUGEST Gainer, and Am I Smarter than a Fifth Grader?" Randolph asks Patrick: "What is the capital of Iowa?" Patrick says: "Des Moines!" Randolph asks: "What is the scientifical compound name for water?!" Patrick says: "H2O!" Randolph says: "Can you DODGE two coconuts about to hit your HEAD?!!!" Patrick asks: "Say what?!!!" (KONK!!!! KONK!!!!) Randolph says: "I guess he can't! I guess he's STILL not smarter than a Fifth Grader!" Blonda says: "Brain coral or no brain coral, Patrick STILL knows how to be funny!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of funny, nearly EVERYBODY thought it was funny when Daggett announced that he was in a LOVE relationship with the giant rabbit called Bunny!" Blonda says: "But everybody soon found out that it was NO joke!" (Camera opens up on scenery appearing in "The Angry Beavers"). Jaundissimo says: "With the trailer Daggett got from his brother Norbert, both Bunny and Daggett decided to go on a GRANDE trailer tour, taking their trailer EVERYWHERE! From the far north of Barrow, Alaska!" Blonda says: "To the far east of St. John's Newfoundland!" Jaundissimo says: "To the far south of Lima, Chile, and Buenos Aires, Argentina!" Blonda says: "And of course, out west to the golden setting of Hollywood, California!" Bunny says: "Traveling out HERE just felt right to us!" Daggett says: "The climate, the atmosphere, the stars, and EASY access to fame! California is THE best place to live!" Jaundissimo says: "Not to mention one of the MUY bueno spots to get married!" Blonda says: "Daggett and Bunny were looking forward to having a HUGE reception turn out for their wedding in Pasadena, but very FEW showed up for the event!" Fanboy and Chum-Chum are in the audience, clapping! Chum-Chum says: "Go on! Tie the knot!" Daggett asks: "What gives?" Bunny says: "Who cares? A wedding is a wedding!" And they kiss and tie the knot!" Jaundissimo says: "Daggett and Bunny soon found out the hard truth about WHY very few attended THEIR wedding!" Blonda says: "It's because many people were TOO busy attending the wedding of Norbert Foster Beaver and Treeflower Harmony Fields!" Daggett angrily says: "That LITTLE jerk TREEFLOWER! She ALWAYS has to one-up EVERYTHING I do! I don't even know HOW she knew what DATE I was getting married, but she planned HER wedding on the exact same day on PURPOSE!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Norbert and Treeflower had a pretty fancy wedding, seeing as how Norbert won $770,000 in severance pay for his time as a mole on Total Cartoon Action!" Blonda says: "But when Norbert found out that Daggett had gotten married on the exact same day as HE did, things got a little...tense, to say the least!" Jaundissimo says: "Norbert normally keeps his cool, but MAN! He lost it!" Norbert angrily says: "The SAME day!!!! The EXACT same day!!!! How could you LIE to me about something SO important?!!!" Treeflower apathetically says: "I didn't think it was THAT big of a deal?!" Norbert angrily says: "Not that big of a deal? NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL?!!!! We're TALKING about the wedding of my YOUNGER brother to the TRUE love of his LIFE!!!! He is MY family! He has MY blood! Or at least the SAME type of blood! I asked you a THOUSAND times; did you GET the wedding invitations in the mail?!!! Did you SEE what the date for Daggett's wedding WAS?!!! And would you make SURE we DIDN'T get married on the EXACT same day as Daggett and Bunny?! I ASKED you that a THOUSAND times!!!!" Treeflower apathetically says: "And I lied a thousand times. Big deal. Who cares about some STUPID lackluster wedding that Daggett has?" Norbert gasps and says: "I care! I CARE!!!! Being his OLDER brother, I should have been the FIRST in line to attend! Show him MY undying support for his love and affection to his PARTNER!!!! How could you just flat out LIE to me about my OWN brother's wedding?!" Treeflower shockingly asks: "But YOU'RE the one who PROPOSED to ME first! You're the one who made such a big deal about having a BIG wedding, and wanting it to GO without a HITCH!!!! And I think that YOU, out of ALL beavers, would know BETTER than to invite THAT brother of yours to your WEDDING!!!! Can you even IMAGINE how many times he would have either embarrassed, humiliated, ruined, and TOTALLY make our WEDDING a DISASTER?!!!! This way, there was no POSSIBLE way he could RUIN our dream WEDDING together!" Norbert angrily says: "He didn't ruin OUR wedding together; YOU'RE ruining our MARRIAGE together!" Treeflower shockingly asks: "How could I ruin our MARRIAGE?! I'm PERFECT!!!!" Norbert angrily says: "You're a perfect LIAR!!!! If you're WILLING to LIE about my own brother's WEDDING, just because YOU didn't want him to ruin OURS, what ELSE are you willing to LIE about?! Are you OKAY with starting out our relationship based on a LIE?!!!!" Treeflower angrily says: "I'm not INTERESTED on starting our relationship on a LIE; I'm interested in it being FABULOUSLY successful!" Norbert asks: "What are you talking about? We ARE fabulously successful! Come on! We're doing OKAY for ourselves!" Treeflower angrily asks: "Okay? OKAY?! Newsflash, I'm NOT all right with just 'okay!' I'm not 'okay' with a mediocre B-list celebrity ranking, I'm not 'okay' with a mediocre talent agent, I'm NOT 'okay' with a mediocre LIFE!!!!!!!!" Norbert, hurt, asks: "Is that what you think you have with ME?! A mediocre life?!" Treeflower angrily says: "Oh for the LOVE of Pond-scum, DON'T make this about YOU!" Norbert, hurt, says: "ME?!!!! How could I make this about ME?!!!! It's about YOU!!!! It's ALWAYS about YOU!!!!" Treeflower gasps in shock and anger, and sarcastically says: "Perfect! JUST perfect!!!! I'll have the WORST day of MY life with a side order of GUILT, PLEASE!!!!" And Treeflower angrily walks out and slams the door! Blonda says: "OOOH, love on the rocks!" Jaundissimo says: "Treeflower walked out of Norbert's swanky apartment three weeks ago, and hasn't been seen since!" Norbert sighs and says: "I had no idea Treeflower would take my criticisms SO personally! I honestly didn't MEAN to hurt her feelings! But she really hurt MY feelings! A., it's not all right to LIE to your husband about your brother's wedding! And B., it's TOTALLY not all right to pretend that you care by PRETENDING you wrote an invitation to Daggett when you ACTUALLY didn't, and then LIE to me by saying it must have gotten LOST in the mail! A good wife doesn't DO that!" Blonda says: "While Norbert has done his best to carry on in spite of Treeflower's absence, media hounds have been having a HUGE time of it, trying to find where Treeflower had run off to!" Jaundissimo says: "But Treeflower has proven to be HARDER to find than weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq!!!!" Patrick says: "I looked all over, and even I couldn't find Treeflower, OR the weapons of Mass Destruction! I'm beginning to think I was LED here on false PRETENSES!!!!" Blonda says: "While Treeflower is proving IMPOSSIBLE to find, one contestant has PROVEN to be IMPOSSIBLE to interview!" Jaundissimo says: "While MOST of our contestants have strived to seek OUT fame! Some are willing to do ANYTHING to avoid it!" Blonda says: "Take for instance, former competitor, Aang, from Avatar the Last Airbender!" (Camera opens up on an Asian Oriental setting) Jaundissimo says: "Aang opened up a school to teach the next generation of air benders, water benders, and Earth benders." Blonda says: "With only the most mature, responsible, and good-natured students being able to learn fire bending." Jaundissimo says: "Despite HAVING the ability to physically over-dominate ANYBODY else in the competition, Aang CHOSE not to use it!" Blonda says: "In fact, it wasn't until Mesogog POSSESSED Aang that we FINALLY got to see the saucy, SPICY potential of Aang that we ALL knew was there!" Jaundissimo says: "And despite the MUY Caliente flavor of Aang's new behavior, Aang chose to get rid of it, rather than help bring in HUGE ratings for the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "Despite HUGE promises of money, ratings, and FAME, Aang has CONSISTENTLY denied ANY attempts for us to even ATTEMPT to try to interview HIM!!!!" Aang angrily says: "How many times do I HAVE to tell you that I do NOT want to go and RELIVE my time with MESOGOG?!!! Leave me ALONE!!!!" And Aang epic PUNCHES the camera, breaking it!!!! Jaundissimo says: "OOOH!!!! Not the best MOVE for the Avatar, on the whole!" Blonda says: "In Aang's defense, he SAID he was going easy, but easy for the Avatar, is HARD for ANYONE else!" Jaundissimo says: "Therefore, Aang has been court ordered to serve as a feature commentator/spectator for the upcoming season three of the Total Cartoon series!" Aang boringly says: "Hi! I'm Aang, the all-powerful, always important, always famous Avatar! I'm here to interview normal people about their feelings for the upcoming third season of the Total Cartoon series and...OH!!!! FORGET THIS!!!!" Blonda says: "Nobody saw this side of Aang coming!" Jaundissimo says: "But certainly, nobody SAW the upcoming transformations of the representatives from All Grown Up!" Blonda says: "Let's catch up with them NOW!" (Camera opens up on the animated setting of the "All Grown Up" world!) Jaundissimo says: "Everybody knows Chuckie Finster as the resident scaredy-cat and chicken from the FIRST season of the Total Cartoon series!" Blonda says: "But NOBODY expected Chuckie to become a story-teller of fright and suspense, on par with Stephen King!" Jaundissimo says: "Under the pseudononym of CRAZY Charlie!!!!" Chuckie creepily says: "The couple were running in the forest with ALL their might! Pant, pant, pant! But the HEAVY trodding of their pursuer would NOT let up!!!! Stomp, stomp, stomp! The couple turned around, and they SAW him! The man with the BLOODY HOOK!!!! Some people say he STILL haunts the forests to these DAYS!!!! He could be ANYWHERE, really! Maybe even RIGHT--(reveals a HOOK on his left hand)--HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And Chuckie laughs creepily and crazily seeing as how he GENUINELY frightened his story-tellers! Blonda says: "And I thought Lil Deville WAS crazy!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of CRAZY; you'll never BELIEVE what Lil Deville has been up to!" Blonda says: "After her FIRST elimination on the Total Cartoon series, she PROMISED that EVERYONE would soon see her name on the WALK of Fame!" Jaundissimo says: "But nobody could've predicted HOW soon they would SEE that!" Blonda says: "With her boyfriend Stimpy as her talent agent, it wasn't long before Lil Deville's film career in Hollywood EXPLODED!!!! She was soon in DEMAND for everything!" Jaundissimo says: "The lead role of the Governess in a film re-make of The Sound of Music!" Blonda says: "The title character in a film re-make of Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman!" Jaundissimo says: "And unexpectedly, even a very CONVINCING turn as James Bond in a film re-make of the Timothy Dalton James Bond films, The Living Licence to Kill!" Blonda says: "We were recently able to catch up with Lil Deville during a break in filming for her most RECENT movie role, as the main, heroic protagonist in a film re-make of the 1986 movie, Aliens!" Lil Deville says: "Don't get me wrong! Acting has been great and everything, but Stimpy and I are REALLY looking forward to getting back into the competition for season three of the Total Cartoon series!" Stimpy says: "No kidding! Managing Lil's successful film career has been a BLAST! Not to mention, getting to raise my two young kids with the loves of my life, Ren Hoek, and Lil Deville!" Jaundissimo says: "Unusual as Stimpy's proposal was, both Ren and Lil were truly eager to begin a union with him! Of course, it came with a SMALL hitch!" Ren Hoek says: "Due to the nature and normally unorthodox union of Stimpy between Lil and myself, the three of us HAD to get married and then LEGALLY live in Utah! It was the ONLY state that would legally RECOGNIZE our marriage, in Mormon religious faith!" Blonda says: "But the experience has been positive for the trio, not to mention the budding child-hoods of Ricky and Stimpy Jr., the biological children of Ren and Stimpy." Ren is holding Ricky, who looks like a young, red-haired version of Ren, and Stimpy is holding Stimpy Jr., who looks like a young version of Stimpy, but with bushier red top hair. Ren happily says: "Our children are two of the most well-behaved things ever!" Stimpy happily says: "I just LOVE getting to watch them grow and have such a nourishing, loving home!" Ren happily says: "And it makes me SO glad that we BOTH get to give it to them!" Stimpy says: "Say hi, to the cameras, Stimpy Jr.!" Stimpy Jr. hesitatingly says: "Hi, to the cameras." Stimpy happily says: "Those are OUR boys!" Jaundissimo says: "The trio now live in St. George, Utah, the closest city to Hollywood, California!" Ren Hoek says: "Lil and Stimpy are the breadwinners of this family, they make the most money. But I'm happy being the stay-at-home dad, I get to experience all the little miracles that happen with Ricky and Stimpy Jr. every day!" Stimpy says: "If we could ALL stay at home, we would! But even my family fortune isn't an unlimited resource! That's why Lil and I work, to make sure my family fortune stays secure, so that it will be available for Ricky and Stimpy Jr. when they grow up." Lil says: "But work itself isn't so bad. We stay home on the weekends, leave VERY early on Monday, spend the whole week in Hollywood working, then go back home late Friday for our kids!" Stimpy says: "It's a tough job, but TWO of us have to do it!" Blonda says: "If ANYBODY knows what it's like to have a tough job, it's Phoebe Hyerdahl from Hey Arnold!, and Jimmy Neutron from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron!" (The camera opens up on a C.G.I. animated film setting, from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron!") Jaundissimo says: "They were the braniacs of season one!" Blonda says: "And their smarts translated from the competition, to REAL life!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Scoring HIGH marks in their academic studies BOTH Phoebe and Jimmy actually MANAGED to graduate high school two years EARLY, and go STRAIGHT to college!" Blonda says: "And if they impressed in high school, they CERTAINLY impressed in college!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "I didn't even think it WAS possible to score a FOUR point FOURTY-FOUR G.P.A. average!" Blonda says: "But Phoebe and Jimmy achieved it! Once they got their B.A.'s in science and technology, they both went to work for NASA, interested in reviving the space travel industry." Jimmy says: "With these new developments and techniques I've been researching in making space cruisers and space stations, I feel REALLY confidant that we can put a PERSON on Mars by the END of the 2060's!" Phoebe says: "Because in 1969, we put a man on the moon. Surely we can REPEAT the feat on Mars by 2069, 100 years after the landing on our moon!" Jaundissimo says: "It is LITERALLY rocket science! My brain hurts even THINKING about the math involved!" Blonda says: "They can HAVE it! Better them, than ME! I always say!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of better, perhaps NOBODY has been better at promoting the betterment of Earth for humans and animals, then Suzie Carmichael!" Blonda says: "She's not just a singer, she's an ACTIVIST! And she has put her celebrity status to GOOD use!" (Camera opens up back on an "All Grown Up!" animated setting). Jaundissimo says: "Suzie started her own pod-cast/web T.V. series, Suzie Saves the World!" Suzie Carmichael is in her room, with Fanboy and Chum-Chum. Suzie says: "Hi, I'm Suzie Carmichael, with my helpful super-hero helpers Fanboy and Chum-Chum!" Chum-Chum says: "We're going GREEN!!!!" And both Fanboy and Chum-Chum PROVE it by showing off their NEW green underwear on the OUTSIDE of their clothes! Suzie sighs and says: "Guys, when I said that we were GOING to go green, this is NOT what I meant!" Fanboy says: "It's not like we can become the Green Lantern or the Green Arrow, those names are ALREADY taken!" Blonda says: "Despite all the good, Suzie has been DOING for the world, SOME people have nothing BETTER to do than to TRY and knock them down! Specifically, Angelica Pickles!" / Angelica Pickles is in HER room, wearing a BADLY coiffed Suzie Carmichael Afro wig, and wearing hand puppets of Fanboy and Chum-Chum in their green underwear, on her left and right hand respectively. Angelica mockingly says: "HI!!!! It's the LOSER SUZIE SHOW!!!! I am your LOSING host, SUZIE Carmichael, with my essentially USELESS two HOPELESSLY do-gooders, FAT Guy and CHUBBY-CHUBBY!!!! Hey CHUBBY!!!! What do you say we get into an adventure that's utterly devoid of REASON and purpose; preferably something that gets Boog or Kyle GRAVELY injured like we ALWAYS do?! That sounds like FUN, FAT guy!!!!" Jaundissimo shivers and says: "OOOH; even from Angelica, that was NOT cool of her!" Blonda says: "Suzie Carmichael actually THREATENED to take Angelica to COURT, and SUE her for defamation of her character!" Jaundissimo says: "But Angelica surprised her by agreeing to settle the matter OUT of court, and instead agree to Suzie's terms and conditions for her settlement." Blonda says: "As such, Angelica is now under orders to star in a bunch of segments of Suzie's pod-cast series, until she's fully paid up to Suzie!" Angelica is in a BADLY made costume of rotting landfill and waste, and with GOD awful acting and timing, Angelica, almost WRETCHINGLY, says: "I am the LIVING WASTE of TRASH and POLLUTION!!!! I am going to DESTROY the Earth and there is NOTHING you can DO about it!" Fanboy and Chum-Chum swoop in and say: "Recycle! Reduce! Re-use! Close the LOOP!!!!" And Angelica "transforms" from an ugly waste of trash, into a bunch of CLEAN, new materials with the recycling logo on them! Suzie says: "Remember, if we all do our part to eliminate waste and buy recyclable materials, we can ALL make a difference in making OUR world a cleaner, PRETTIER place to live in! This has been another edition, of Suzie Saves the World!" Jaundissimo says: "How HUMILIATING for Angelica!" Blonda says: "Serves her right for all the times she's been HORRID to Suzie and Otto!" Jaundissimo says: "Speaking of Otto, nobody else on the Total Cartoon series could come anywhere CLOSE to matching the thrill-seeking of Otto and Reggie Rocket!" Blonda says: "Especially not Reggie Rocket's one true love, Rocko!" (Camera opens up on a mixture of both animation from "Rocko's Modern Life," and "Rocket Power," set in Austrailia). Jaundissimo says: "It was practically LOVE at first sight for Reggie and Rocko! And that love, is MUY bueno!" Blonda says: "Their relationship continued after the two seasons ended, and once they turned eighteen, they had a festive wedding in the WILD out-back of Austrailia!!!!" Reggie excitedly says: "This is SO totally awesome!!!! I'm married to the LOVE of my life!!!!" Rocko happily says: "And I'm married to the love of MY life!!!!" Reggie excitedly says: "We're going to be the BEST married couple EVER!!!!" And she throws the bouquet, and Otto Rocket catches it! Otto says: "Awesome! I'm going to get married next!" Heffer Wolfe is in the audience and says: "Whoo-hoo! Right on! I wish you the best of luck!" Jaundissimo says: "Reggie Rocket has continued in her surfing career, scoring trophy after trophy in every surfing competition she enters, quickly becoming the NEXT Kelly Slater!" Blonda says: "IF Kelly Slater were a woman!" Jaundissimo says: "Kelly Slater IS a woman!" Blonda correctedly says: "NO, he is NOT!!!!" Blonda sighs and says: "In any case, Rocko has also kept himself busy, and you would NOT believe what he's been doing!" Jaundissimo says: "When footage surfaced on the Internet SHOWED Rocko in a low-budget indie film, Hollywood casting agents were HOT for MORE!!!!" Stimpy says: "Rocko is HANDS down the SEXIEST wallaby on the face of this EARTH!!!! And I don't say that about just ANY Wallaby! I mean, have you even SEEN Rocko?! He's SEXY, and it's like, he doesn't even TRY!!!!" Blonda says: "Although initially hesitant, Rocko has SINCE spent his time in Hollywood, showing off his NATURAL good looks on-camera!" Jaundissimo says: "Rocko is the HOTTEST thing to hit the Hollywood market since Orlando Bloom! And that's really saying something!" Blonda says: "Rocko has a HUGE career in appearing in MANY sHOT movies!" Jaundissimo says: "Whether it's his appearance on the Aerosmith bi-opic Walk This Way!..." Blonda says: "His appearance on the Red Hot Chili Peppers bi-opic Higher Ground..." Jaundissimo says: "Or even his appearance in the Latest Expendables movie; Expendables 4!!!! The Celebrity Cartoon Edition!; Rocko ROCKS his roles!" Blonda says: "But even HOTTER than his roles in movies, is his UNBEARABLY hot de-ordorant commercials for his NEW brand of de-ordorant, called Modern Spice!" Wearing NOTHING but a towel, Rocko says: "Look at YOUR Wallaby, now back to me. Back at YOUR Wallaby, now back to me. Sadly, YOUR Wallaby is NOT me, but by taking Modern Spice, he can SMELL like me! Look in my hands; what do you see? Gold Doubloons! Now jewels, diamonds! Can your Wallaby do that? I didn't think so. I'm on the beach, I'm on a HORSE!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "It sure is amazing what the gift of fame can do for you!" Blonda says: "While some people are all TOO happy to share THEIR gift of fame, other people REFUSE to share their gifts with others!" Jaundissimo says: "Take for instance, Otto Rocket." (Camera opens back up on "Rocket Power" Ocean Shores, California animation). Blonda says: "He was the daredevil and athlete extra-ordinaire in the Total Cartoon series!" Jaundissimo says: "But shortly after the seasons ended, he mysteriously dropped off the radar, leaving only THIS message!" Otto says: "The competition has gotten TOO boring and WAY too predictable! Nobody is a MATCH for me! I'm NOT coming back until I find SOMEBODY or SOMETHING that can SURPRISE me!" Blonda says: "We went out and interviewed someone who knows Otto Rocket REALLY well! Or so, that's what SHE believes!!!!" Angelica, now with her normal hair FULLY restored, says: "I know Otto, and he's NOT the type of person to just DROP off the face of the Earth!!!! He's looking for something spectacular, something amazing, something that will TELL the world, he's in LOVE with the GREATEST girl of ALL time, Angelica Pickles!!!!" Unexpectedly, Otto Rocket comes in and says: "That was TOTALLY not what I've been DOING!!!!" Angelica happily says: "Otto! I KNEW you would come back for ME!!!!" Otto seriously says: "I did NOT come back for YOU!!!! I had to do something VERY important! I figured that if nobody was going to make themselves into worthy competition for ME, I had to make it myself!" Angelica scoffs and sarcastically says: "Yeah, RIGHT!! Because you SO totally want COMPETITION to hone in on your superior skills!" Otto asks: "Don't you know the first thing about skills? If you don't USE them, you LOSE them! And the only way I'm going to get better as an athlete is if I MAKE the competition myself! I had to go off and train in some top secret places, in order to make the best out of my trainee's possibilities! And now I think I can safely say, that my time and efforts, have been WELL spent! I now welcome my protege, Twister Rodriguez!!!!" And a newly buff, newly tanned, tall Twister walks in! Twister says: "Thank you, Otto my man! As you heard, I am the TWISTER!!!! The greatest NEW athlete to hit the skate parks! And with my trainer's help, I can NEVER lose!!!!" Otto laughs: "He's an IDIOT, intellectually, but he's the BEST at figuring out MAD new tricks! I expect GREAT things from him!" Angelica romantically asks: "And you can expect great things from ME!!" Otto says: "Except I'm NOT interested!!!! Are you DEAF as well as CLUELESS?! I'm NOT going on a date with you!" Angelica says: "Only because you don't want to call it a date? Then you MUST want to MARRY me!" Otto seriously says: "I WOULDN'T marry you if you were the LAST girl on EARTH!!!!" Angelica says: "So there's hope; then!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "Diva!" Angelica genuinely says: "THANK you!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "Wasn't expecting to see THAT development, but there's ONE development that went over SURPRISINGLY well!" Blonda says: "The development of a utopian-esque society in Nearburg, the home for former competitors Rancid Rabbit, and Dog from Catdog!" (Camera opens up on various locals from Nearburg, animated in the fashion of "Catdog!") Jaundissimo says: "In season two, when Rocko went on his walk-about, he did something VERY unexpected!!!!" Blonda says: "He went right up and TORE Rancid's clothes off!" Jaundissimo says: "Surprisingly, this OPENED Rancid up to a RADICAL new idea, experiencing life naked!" Blonda says: "Not only did Rocko have his epiphany, but Rancid had an epiphany of his own!" Jaundissimo says: "On that day, Rancid right then and there FORESWEAR to EVER wearing CLOTHES again, vowing to live the REST of his life NAKED; and even go to make Nearburg a clothing optional town!" Blonda says: "And you won't BELIEVE how fast the idea caught FIRE over there!" Cat says: "Dog and I were NAKED long before it was even COOL! For once, I'm glad WE were ahead of the curb!" Jaundissimo says: "The citizens of Nearburg have graced this new life-style with EXCITED enthusiasm!" Randolph is now completely naked as well, and he says: "Crime rates have dropped WAY down! Even teasing and tormenting isn't as prevalent as it used to be! Everyone is accepting of the way everyone looks! I LOVE it!" Blonda says: "Speaking of LOVE, Dog's love for Randolph proved to be for real! After co-winning Total Cartoon Action, he set out to begin the adventure of a life-time with Randolph, his brand new married partner!" At the wedding, Randolph says: "I hope you don't mind, but we wrote our own vows! I am Randolph, that is true! I've worn orange, I've worn blue! I've been through wind, I've been through fog, but the guy that I love most is DOG!!!!" Dog says: "I love Randolph! He's my guy! If HE can't do it!!!!...uh...he's, he's not my guy!" Randolph says: "It's not so much what he says, it's the THOUGHT that counts!" Jaundissimo says: "And they've been experiencing life to the fullest, touring all around the world, from London to Bombay!" Blonda says: "You know they call it MUMBAI now!" Jaundissimo defiantly says: "I will NEVER call it 'Mumbai!'" Blonda says: "Speaking of 'never,' it seems that Skipper and Marlene NEVER take a break!" Jaundissimo says: "And we've got the TOP secret footage to PROVE it!" (Camera opens up on the C.G.I. animation of "The Penguins of Madagascar!") Blonda says: "After her ROCKING performance, coming in third in the second season, Marlene was OFFICIALLY made the FIFTH member of Skipper's elite corps!" Jaundissimo says: "And believe me, Marlene's skills in missions and around Skipper's secret base have turned out to be DYNAMITE!!!!" Skipper says: "It's turned out to be really good to have a female presence around. She's smoothed out many of RICO'S rough edges, made Kowalski more understandable, King Julien and Mort less irritating! She STILL hasn't been able to do ANYTHING for Private's FAKE phony British accent, though!" Marlene scoffs and says: "I don't understand it! How many TIMES do I have to TELL Skipper?!!! Private's British accent is NOT phony!!!! You can't FAKE an accent like that, it's just the way he TALKS!!!! Besides, why would you FAKE a British accent anyways?!!! It just DOESN'T make any sense to me!" Blonda says: "Speaking of making sense, Marlene proved to be an otter of her word to Haggis McHaggis." Jaundissimo says: "Haggis announced his audition for the title role in a theatrical film production in King Lear!" Blonda says: "And Haggis won it! And Marlene was the FIRST in line to see Haggis' legendary film performance, that AMAZED everybody!" (Camera opens up on Marlene watching Haggis on the big screen, and the theater is packed. Haggis is dressed in rags as King Lear, and is holding Lil Deville, who is playing Cordelia, in his arms). Haggis howls and says: "Oh, you are men of stones! Had I your tongues and eyes, I'd use them so that heaven's vault should crack! I know when one is dead and when one lives. Lend me a looking-glass, if that her breath will mist or stain the stone, why; then she lives! This feather stirs; she lives! It be so, it is the CHANCE that redeems all sorrows that I have EVER felt!" Lil Deville laughs and wakes up! Lil Deville says: "Thank you dad! You saved my life with your love! I mean, it did seem pretty dicey there, but I'm all better now!" Jaundissimo says: "Despite the slight change to the ending of the play, King Lear did something GREAT for both Haggis McHaggis AND Lil Deville, it garnered them their FIRST Oscar wins!" Blonda says: "And it was a festive event at the ceremonies in Hollywood!" A pretty blonde woman comes up and says: "Hi! I'm funny comedienne actress Nicole Sullivan! You probably DON'T remember me from such roles as the Vancome Lady on MadTV, the evil Shego on Kim Possible, and the heroic Mira Nova on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command! Oh, I was also the mother of the main protagonists in BOTH Meet the Robinsons AND Superhero Movie! Anyways, I know I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm going to go ahead and announce BOTH of the winners for the leading actor and actress in a dramatic role in a movie for this year! And the Oscars go to...Haggis McHaggis and Lil Deville!!!!" Haggis and Lil both go up to receive their Oscars. Haggis says: "My fellow actors, it is with great honor that I accept this Oscar! The late, great, Peter O'Toole, once told me, 'Haggis,' you're going to die just like I will, having NEVER actually WON a legitimate Oscar in your ENTIRE life!' Well, Peter O'Toole, the jokes on you! I actually WON an Oscar and YOU didn't!!!!" Lil Deville says: "I just want to say, The Beatles Are BIGGER Than Jesus!! Seriously, that's the name of the NEXT movie that we are BOTH going to be starring in together!" Blonda says: "While some are having success on the film front, OTHERS are doing the IMPOSSIBLE, by bringing PRINT media back into mainstream!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "And we have TWO former contestants who prove that print media IS still a thing; Darwin the Chimp, and Invader Zim!" (Camera opens up on animation from "The Wild Thornberries.") Blonda says: "Both Darwin and Zim were late-comers to the game on season two." Jaundissimo says: "But BOTH of them made the most out of their exposure from their time on the show!" Blonda says: "People often claim that if you throw a HUNDRED chimpanzees into a room together, they will EVENTUALLY write one of William Shakespeare's plays!" Jaundissimo says: "But Darwin proved it only takes ONE chimpanzee to write a GREAT, brand new book!" Blonda says: "Darwin's biography, Wild as Wild Life; shows the REAL truth about living life as a chimpanzee, both during his time on The Wild Thornberries, and in Total Cartoon Action!" Darwin says: "It's actually pretty easy for animals such as myself to use human technology, and even communicate to humans verbally! The thing is, most humans are so ignorant, they don't BOTHER to pay attention to anything important animals have to say! I hope that my book will help change that perception!" Jaundissimo says: "And Darwin isn't the only willing to put himself under the microscope when it comes to literature!" Blonda says: "It was hard to believe that Invader Zim was once an Irken bent on conquering Earth!" Jaundissimo says: "But ever since he became the LAST of his kind, Zim has done a lot to CHANGE his life around!" Blonda says: "Surprisingly, now that he's no longer FOCUSED on conquering planets, he's focused on CONQUERING information technology!" Zim says: "Read my new book, Master of Knowledge!!!! This book will show you EVERYTHING you need to know about CONQUERING my technology! Learn how to master Irken technology, the way I have mastered human life!" Jaundissimo says: "Nobody thought Zim would manage to assimilate himself into human society." Blonda says: "But assimilate he has! Zim even has a WORKING relationship, with former rival, now loving partner, Dib!" Dib says: "Other than the green skin, silicone blood, and antennae, Zim is very much like us. He just wants what most people want; someone to love and understand them, and willing to support them in their pursuits! I mean, Zim is MUCH happier now that he's no longer trying to conquer people! I think he's finally found something he's good at!" Jaundissimo says: "Zim x Dib, I NEVER saw that coming!" Blonda says: "Yet surprisingly, ten THOUSAND fan-fiction writers DID!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "That's all the contestants who appeared in seasons one and two." Blonda says: "And just in time, to! I just got this in, Sniz has just arrived at this year's Emmy awards! They're going to announce the winners for best Reality Show this year, and he's INVITED many of the former competitors back to appear at the ceremonies for a special announcement!" Jaundissimo says: "Even so, there are already reports of a few noticeable former contestants who are going to be NO shows at the event!" Doug Funny says: "I'm way too busy with my career writing Quailman and Smash Adams! I can't afford to be distracted by a reality show!" Helga says: "I'm under court orders to NOT appear in another season of a reality TV show until I graduate from my anger management courses." Gerald says: "My career is TOO successful, and Rhonda is still in court. We WON'T be attending!" Ren Hoek says: "I have to stay home and take care of my kids. Besides, this will give Lil and Stimpy some much needed time to go on a vacation." Aang says: "Even though I'm not competing, I'll STILL be in the Performance Reviews, interviewing others about their thoughts about how the show is progressing!" Chuckie says: "I'm not giving up MY life as Crazy Charlie! This is the best thing that has ever HAPPENED to me!" Bunny says: "I think Daggett is a much better competitor than what everyone thinks he is! I want to give him another chance to shine!" Spongebob is about to get into a Limo to go to the event, and he asks: "Larry, Craig, Sandy, are you sure you don't want to come WITH me?!" Larry says: "I've already WON season two; I'll let someone else have a turn for season three." Craig says: "And I'm happy with my performance on season two. We're cool here." Sandy says: "Spongebob, I WOULD go with you if I COULD!!!!" Spongebob asks: "Well, why can't you?" Sandy blushes and says: "Spongebob, are you ready for a SHOCK?!" Spongebob asks: "Is it a GOOD shock?!" Sandy says: "I should THINK so! I'm PREGNANT!!!!" Spongebob shockingly asks: "Right NOW?!!!" Someone rushes up to the limo, and it's Spongebob's cousin, Stanley!!!! Stanley says: "Wait, Spongebob! I'm going to be appearing on season three, to! I'm one of the newcomers!!!! Wait, did Sandy just say she was PREGNANT?!!!" Spongebob says: "Yep! With MY kids!" Stanley says: "What wonders never cease!" And the two Sponges both get into the limo, and it drives off! Rancid says: "First off, I'm no longer Rancid. I'm so happy, I'm going by RAD Rabbit now! Besides, being a mayor of Nearburg is a FULL-time job!" Randolph says: "Lucky for you, I'll be helping Dog represent Catdog for the show this year! I'm one of the new contestants!" RAD Rabbit says: "I'll be ROOTING for you!" Darwin says: "I'm busy trying to promote my book. However, both Eliza and I have agreed to be the hosts for the Performance Review this season!" Eliza says: "I'm looking forward to it! We're going to have a LOT of fun!" Daggett and Norbert are about to get into Daggett's trailer, and drive to the event. Norbert says: "Thank you for driving us to the event, I am SO sorry I missed your wedding with Bunny! I had NOTHING to do with the event planning!" Daggett says: "I'm happy that you really DID want me to attend YOUR wedding, though! Speaking of, where's Treeflower?" Norbert says: "She walked out three weeks ago!" Daggett gasps and says: "That's NUTS!!!!" Norbert sighs and says: "You're telling me. I don't think that she's going to be attending this event of Sniz's!" Treeflower runs up and says: "WAIT!!!! Is it TOO late for me to catch a ride with you?!" Daggett asks: "Treeflower?! What are you doing here?!" Treeflower says: "I went home to my mother. But mother wasn't home! When I heard about this event, I've been asking EVERYONE I know to give me a RIDE to the event, but no one is giving me a RIDE!!!!" Daggett sarcastically asks: "I wonder why ever THAT is?!" Treeflower gets on her knees and PATHETICALLY begs! Treeflower pleads: "You two are my LAST hope! Please, please, PLEASE!!!! Take me with you, PLEASE!!!!" Norbert asks: "What do you think, Daggett?" Daggett says: "Well, she DID lie to you, and PURPOSELY plan HER wedding on the exact same day as MINE so that I wouldn't be able to ATTEND!!!!" Treeflower begs: "I'll do ANYTHING to make it up to YOU!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!" Norbert eagerly asks: "ANYTHING?!!!!!!!" Treeflower gasps: "Uh-oh!" Norbert says: "After this season is over, we are going to re-do OUR wedding, and THIS time, Daggett and Bunny get to be FIRST in line! After THAT, we will BOTH be attending a do-over of Daggett and Bunny's wedding, and we will make SURE that a bunch of guests get to attend THAT one as WELL! Do this, and I will FORGIVE you!" Treeflower sighs and says: "Okay, I'll do it! I PROMISE to make amends to YOU!!!!" Daggett shrugs his shoulders and says: "Ehhh, I believe her!" Norbert says: "Welcome aboard, Treeflower! And don't forget, YOU promised!" Treeflower says: "Somehow, I don't THINK you'll let me forget!" / The returning contestants from season one and season two arrive at the Emmy ceremonies in Hollywood, California, being attended by Sniz and Fondue!!!! Roger Plotz, Daggett, Patrick, Phoebe, Treeflower, Jimmy Neutron, Suzie Carmichael, Reggie Rocket, Patty Mayonnaise, Norbert, Angelica Pickles, Rocko, Spongebob, Lil Deville, Otto Rocket, Stimpy, Judy Funny, Skipper, Haggis McHaggis, Pearl, Zim, Marlene, and Dog are all there! Pearl is surprised to see General Barracuda approaching, to! Pearl says: "Dad, you're here!" General Barracuda happily says: "I've got a NEW job, Pearl! I am happily employed as trained pilot/loyal bodyguard for Sniz and Fondue on season three of the Total Cartoon series!!!!" Patrick says: "Way to go, Dad-in-law!!!!" General Barracuda asks: "Dad-in-law?!!!" Pearl asks: "Didn't Patrick and I tell you? We decided to go and get married!!!!" Patrick says: "We got a quickie marriage in Las Vegas, Nevada! We didn't want the media to fuss and make a big DEAL over us!" General Barracuda says: "As long as my darling daughter is happy, that's all that matters!" Sniz and Fondue finally arrive at the event! Sniz says: "I see you got your invitations; I'm THRILLED!!!! Because you have ALL decided to attend this event, that means you will ALL get to appear in season three!!!!" Marlene gets excited and says: "AWESOME!!!! Season THREE!!!! We're all going to be in season THREE!!!!" Sniz says: "And that's not all! During season two, I had Judy Funny go out and scout out some NEW talent to appear with you in season three! We have a LOT of new contestants appearing this season!" Jimmy says: "A lot of new contestants? A VERY interesting proposal!" Sniz says: "It SURE is! In fact, our roster is SO big, not ONLY are we EXPANDING the show to fill in an HOUR in show-time, we are having a GRAND total of fifty-two episodes in this season TOTAL; INCLUDING the Performance Reviews!" Treeflower says: "AWESOME!!!! Even the Performance Reviews are being counted as episodes this season!" Sniz says: "We have an ambitious plan THIS season! This time, WE are going around the world!" Reggie asks: "WE?!!!" Sniz says: "That's the THEME for this season! We will be going ALL around the world, and seeing MANY exotic locales! At each new location, we will be having challenges based on each area's geography, topography, history, geology, and ANY other ology we can think of! This season, with the exception of MOST of the Performance Reviews, most of the episodes will have at LEAST one contestant eliminated in each episode! That should give you an idea about how many contestants we have!" Norbert says: "That DOES sound impressive!" Sniz says: "It is! Now, I want you to ALL come inside! It's time for you to SEE everybody who will be joining you in season three!" And all the contestants, Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, all walk inside! Blonda says: "What a FANTASTIC event!!!!" Jaundissimo says: "You're telling me!!!! Not only are all THOSE contestants returning, but a bunch of brand NEW ones will be appearing?!!! I'm almost shocked to hear that YOU weren't invited to attend as a contestant!!!!" Blonda asks: "Who said I would WANT to go IF I was invited? But I'm guessing there will be a good NUMBER of surprises this season; ones we can't even GUESS at yet!" Juandissimo says: "But one thing is for sure, you will get to see ALL the MUY juicy developments right here FIRST, as they develop!!!!" Blonda says: "First, these VERY important announcements!!!!" / (Commercial Break) / The contestants, Sniz, Fondue, and General Barracuda, are all in a darkened room. Nobody's features can be distinctly seen. Patty asks: "Why is the room so DARK?!!!" Judy Funny asks: "Why can't we SEE anything?" Reggie asks: "What is the BIG surprise you want to show us?" Sniz says: "Ladies and gentlemen, humans, animals, and alien, the time has come to show you the most RADICAL development in the Total Cartoon series YET! Once you see this BRAND new development that we've got planned! It is the MOST incredible thing to EVER be seen on Nickelodeon! It is going to amaze ALL of you!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "YEAH right!!!! Like something could REALLY be THAT amazing!!!!" Sniz says: "OH!!!! Some of you DON'T believe! WANDA!!!!" Wanda poofs and says: "FINALLY!!!! A chance to look AWESOME!!!! As Steve Miller ONCE sang, ABRACADABRA!!!!" And in the MOST incredible display of magic yet, Wanda BRIGHTENS everything, and with the lights shining on EVERYONE, they can ALL see that they are NOW all animated in the animated cartoon anime style of "Dragonball Z!!!!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Albert EINSTEIN!!!! Look at this MAKEOVER we all received!!!!" Patty says: "I didn't THINK we could LOOK so impressive!!!!" Judy says: "It doesn't seem possible, but we are ALL more impressive than before!" Sniz says: "That's not the ONLY impressive thing! Take a look at the Radio D.J. we got SIGNED up to be the fan-character representative for this season!" Marlene says: "Is it WHO I think it IS?!!!" Sniz excitedly says: "I BELIEVE so!!!!" And on the stage, spotlights shine on a gray canine, dressed in green spandex, wearing a green mask, green gloves, and green boots, with the letters "CR" on the middle of his shirt area, and he has a small tail in the back. This epicly SMOOTH, Captain Retro sings: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called 'life.' Electric word, life, that means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else; the After World. A world of NEVER ending happiness, you can ALWAYS see the sun, day or night! So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything Will Be Alright, instead of asking him how much of your time is left; ask him how much of your MIND, baby! Cause in THIS life, things are MUCH harder than in the After World; in this life, you're on your OWN! And if the elevator tries to bring you down, go CRAZY! Punch a higher floor! Woo! If you don't like, the world you're living in, take a look around, at least you got friends! You see I called my old lady, for a friendly word, she picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor! Ah's, ah's is all I heard! Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no lets go! Let's go crazy, let's get nuts, Let's look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck, let's go! Oh! We're all excited, but we don't know why. Maybe it's cause--" Fondue interrupts: "We're all gonna die." Captain Retro continues: "When we do, what's it all for? You better live now!" Fondue interjects: "Before the Grim Reaper come knocking on your door." Captain Retro continues: "Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Let's go crazy! Let's get nuts! Look for the purple banana until they put us in the truck! Come on baby, let's get nuts! Yeah! Crazy! (Instrumental solo) Let's go crazy! (Instrumental solo continues) Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh, no let's go! Go, Go, crazy! I said let's go crazy, crazy; let's go, let's go! Go, let's go! Dr. Everything Will-Be-Alright, will make everything go wrong. Pills and thrills and daffodills will kill; hang tough children! He's coming, he's coming, coming. (Instrumental finish) Take me away!" And the song finishes!!!! The canine gets off the stage, and properly introduces himself to everyone. He says: "Greetings everyone, I am Captain Retro, I am one of the new contestants appearing in this upcoming new season of the Total Cartoon series!" Marlene excitedly says: "Captain RETRO!!!! I've been catching your shows on 97.3, streaming on the website for The Rock! Everything I know about music from 1962-2008, I learn it from you!" Captain Retro says: "You're quite a charmer yourself!" Otto asks: "He's NOT going to get eliminated in the second episode, is he?!" Sniz says: "NOPE!!!! He's in it for the long haul!" Treeflower asks: "How do you even FIGURE into Nickelodeon anyways?!" Captain Retro says: "I'm a FAN character, for TUFF Puppy! I'm sort of THEIR equivalent of Captain America, only instead of being frozen in ice, I was stuck in a TIME warp! I was recently found and rescued, and here I am! Long story short, of course!" Marlene asks: "So we've got representatives from TUFF Puppy on the show this season?" Sniz answers: "Not just from TUFF Puppy, but from many OTHER shows as WELL! Representatives will be appearing from The Fairly Oddparents, Fanboy and Chum-Chum, Rocket Monkeys, Dragonball Z Kai, Kappa Mikey, Robot and Monster, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Breadwinners, Kaput and Zosky, Harvey Beaks, Sanjay and Craig!" Fondue says: "Not to mention some NEW representatives from shows that have already been FEATURED on the Total Cartoon series!" Sniz says: "It's time to meet all of them NOW!!!! Drum-roll, PLEASE!" Fondue plays an EPIC drum roll! Sniz says: "Timmy Turner! Fanboy AND Chum-Chum! Snaptrap! Twister Rodriguez! Wally, the Rocket Monkey! Stanley S. Squarepants! Bulma Briefs! Keswick! Guano! Dib! Randolph! Chameleon! Kitty Katswell! Dudley Puppy! Heffer Wolfe! Monster Krumholtz! Gonard! Taotie! Oonski the Great! Kaput! Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce! Globitha and Robot! Harvey Beaks! Sanjay AND Craig! Tigress and Po! Last but DEFINITELY not least, ZARBON!!!!" And Zarbon WALKS off of the stage, and everyone is STUNNED by his EXCEPTIONAL beauty, looking just LIKE Orlando Bloom, but everyone is REALLY surprised when he talks, and he sounds just LIKE Orlando Bloom, to! Zarbon says: "I am honored to be the greatest and most powerful contestant participating in the Total Cartoon series this season!" Marlene says: "I thought you were KILLED!" Zarbon says: "That IDIOT Vegeta couldn't kill me if he TRIED!!!! I'm an EXPERT at holding my BREATH for a long time! In any case, you can see I am QUITE alive and unharmed!" Sniz says: "Alive? Yes! Unharmed? We can't guarantee that! Besides, you don't know for SURE that you're the strongest! You haven't measured your STRENGTH against Captain Retro yet! He has his OWN super-powers!" Zarbon merely says: "I have no reason to fight him yet. I'll cross that bridge only IF and/or WHEN I come to it!" Marlene asks: "Captain Retro, what do you think your chances are against him?" Captain Retro says: "Hard to say, but I'll tell you all my thoughts, LATER!" Fanboy says: "I am so excited to actually be PARTICIPATING this season!" Chum-Chum says: "Me to! Everyone will get to see that there's a LOT more to us than just goofy antics!" Twister says: "I'm glad to be ROCKING here! Because I'm the Twister! And I can NEVER lose!" Wally says: "I plan to do my honest and complete best to bring HONOR to my series! I want to show Yay-Ok that I'm the Monkey I THINK I am, and win money to give him a MUCH needed upgrade!" Stanley says: "I'm not such a klutz or jinx anymore. I'm ready to make a good name for myself!" Bulma says: "My love relationship is on the rocks! I mean, Yamcha's OKAY, but I want something...MORE!!!!" Keswick: "I am Keswick. R-R-R-Reporting for duty! I'm g-g-g-GOING to try to c-c-c-CURB my un-natural s-s-s-stuttering!" Guano says: "I'm honestly amazed that I'm finally here! To think it only took us THREE times before we finally succeeded in getting on this show!" Gonard says: "And I am SO super-stoked to BE here!!!! I am going to EXCEL on this show!" Bulma says: "AMAZING!!!! You sound just like this guy named Goku, that I know!" Gonard says: "Wouldn't be the FIRST time someone has mistaken ME for sounding like somebody else! Believe it or not, SOME people mistake me for sounding like Psycho Squirrel from Team Toon!" Dib says: "I want to personally see for myself just how well Zim can do in a competition if we are BOTH at it from the very beginning! This will give me GREAT insight to figuring out where we BOTH stand, intellectually!" Randolph says: "I'm here, I'm with Dog, and I LOVE it!" Chameleon says: "I'm the Chameleon, I can change into anything with ONE exception!" Chameleon sadly says: "I can't change into more friends. I am SO lonely!!!!" Dudley comes up and hugs him. Dudley says: "You poor, misunderstood, lizard. Everyone needs friends, even someone socially awkward as you!" Snaptrap scoffs and says: "Why are you hanging around with THAT loser? I have NO friends, and I'm doing just FINE for myself!" Kitty rolls her eyes and says: "Said the guy whose BUTT we KICK constantly! And Dudley? Why are you hanging OUT with an ENEMY?!" Dudley says: "Be NICE! He's not an enemy. All the stealing, all the plots, all the shape-shifting; can't you see that he's just trying to get attention? Maybe if we tried being friends with him, and stopped OSTRACIZING him, he might help us WITH crime, instead of causing it! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY? KITTY?!!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just POUT!!!!" Heffer Wolfe says: "Whoo-HOO!!!! It is SO awesome to finally be PARTICIPATING on this show with my main man ROCKO!!!! We are going to have SO much FUN!" Monster Krumholtz says: "I'm really thrilled to be here, and I'm happy they let my younger sister Globitha come along, to!" Globitha excitedly says: "Oh, YEAH!!!!!!!! You and ME, me with ROBOT; O.M.G.!!!!!!!! EEEH!!!!!!!!! Does anybody have a paper bag I can breathe into?!" Robot rolls his eyes and says: "Monster, did she HAVE to come along? I mean, isn't she a little, YOUNG for this?" Monster says: "She only LOOKS young! Trust me, she's 18, she's legal!" Globitha romantically says: "Did you hear THAT Robot? I can BE with you, if you want! I mean, our lives could be PERFECT together!" Robot seriously says: "You know...you're SICK!!!! Timmy, you're USELESS! And so are YOU, Fanboy!" Monster asks: "Can't you at least TRY to have a little fun?!" Robot rolls his eyes, sighs, and says: "I'll try, but no guarantees!" Taotie gasps in shock and says: "COME ON!!!! I was PROMISED that I would be on this show ALONE! Without Po and Tigress interfering! Doesn't ANYBODY keep their WORD anymore?!" Po, speaking like Jack Black, says: "Don't look at me, it wasn't MY idea to try to deceive you!" Tigress, speaking like Angelina Jolie, says: "It was MINE! I wanted to see how Taotie would react if we caught him off-guard! Turns out, he reacted just like I expected him to! He has ALL the hall-marks of a COWARD!" Treeflower asks: "What's with the ATTITUDE?!" Tigress stands tall and proudly says: "I am the STRONGEST!!!! I am the SMARTEST!!!! I am the FASTEST!!!! I am the TOUGHEST!!!! And by necessary explanation and extension, the MEANEST!!!! I am NOT here to play some little KIDS game, I am HERE to WIN!!!! If you can't play with THIS big girl, you might as well go HOME!" Po asks: "Isn't there ANOTHER reason why you're here? The REAL reason Master Shifu wanted you to do this thing with me?" Tigress sighs and says: "Also, I'm here to work on my unresolved anger management issues. Heaven knows WHY!" Lil Deville says: "Tough luck, Marlene! Looks like you're not the BIG celebrity this SEASON anymore!" Marlene says: "It's not like they were going to invite Master Viper! She'd be a first boot for SURE!!!! She speaks next to NOTHING in the TV series! Why IS that?!" Master Viper suddenly appears and asks: "Why don't I ever get ANY lines in that THING?!!!" Fondue says: "Shut up, Lucy Liu! The series would be WAY too expensive with YOU on it, Mrs. I Demand $6 million for every single line I speak DESPITE only appearing in FOUR good movies in My ENTIRE career!" Oonski says: "I'm OONSKI the--!" Marlene interrupts and says: "All right, okay! We ALL know who you are! I mean, is shouting YOUR name the ONLY catchphrase you can think of?!" Oonski says: "I should think not! I ALSO happen to be the STRONGEST Viking in Pondgea!" Chum-Chum says: "Not to mention the ONLY one!" Oonski says: "Irrelevant!" Marlene asks: "Why is HE even ON this season?!" Sniz says: "Simple! He did us a BIG favor! I mean, he IS the guy who actually FINISHED off Master Coelaceanth for GOOD!!!! Letting him on this show was the LEAST we could do to show him we were grateful!" Oonski says: "Not only am I strong, I take care of POSERS!" Kaput says: "Just don't try to take care of me! I may be small, but I make Zim look like an IDIOT!!!! Which too be honest, isn't really THAT hard to do!" Zim angrily says: "You little upstart, you STOLE my ACT!!!!" Kaput sarcastically says: "Can I help it that I do it WAY better than YOU ever could?!" Zim angrily says: "I won't let YOU succeed where I didn't!" Kaput sarcastically says: "I would LOVE to SEE you try to STOP me and EPICLY fail! Of course, I'd also like to see you as a CRATER!!!!" Dib says: "Don't worry, Zim; WE'LL take care of him!" Kaput sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!" Sway-Sway says: "I'm here, and I'm STYLING!!!!" Buhdeuce says: "I'm here, and I'm ROCKING!!!!" Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce both say: "We're Breadwinners, and we are here to bring the show to the NEXT level!" Oonski says: "And don't worry, they promise to cut all of the unneccessary GROSS stuff out of their routine, and focus on only the funny stuff!" Pearl says: "That's good to know!" Harvey Beaks says: "Hi, I'm Harvey. I'm NEW to this fun! I know I'm young, but I plan to show that age is NOTHING but a number!" Haggis says: "I already did that LAST season, but I guess you want to show that you have skills of your own, right?" Harvey says: "My mom and dad said I should try to get out and experience new things as much as I can. I mean, Fee and Foo have already helped me break out of my wall-flower status, now I want to see what the rest of the world looks like!" Phoebe says: "Well, statistically speaking, there's no better time to experience it than right now!" Sanjay says: "I'm so excited to be ROCKING it with Craig!" Craig says: "Likewise, I am EXCITED to be rocking it with Sanjay!" Sanjay says: "We are SO going to dominate challenges together!" Sniz says: "That remains to be seen! And now, everybody on the stage, we're going to reveal the THEME!!!!" Otto Rocket says: "I thought traveling around the WORLD was the theme!" Sniz says: "It is, but we're doing something else, in addition!!!!" Otto excitedly says: "Extreme sports, it's going to be EXTREME sports!!!!" All the contestants, from season one, two, and the upcoming season three, get on-stage, and they are SUPRISED when Sniz pulls a rope, unfurling the curtains to show the ENTIRE audience for the Emmy Awards in front of them! Once again, Nicole Sullivan is presenting! Nicole Sullivan says: "Hi, I'm funny comedienne actress Nicole Sullivan again! You probably DON'T remember me from such roles like my guest appearances on Family Guy, or my guest appearances on Bojack Horseman! I'm here to present the award for the best reality show this year, and it goes to...Total Cartoon ACTION!!!!" Sniz comes up and says: "Thank you, Nicole! Personally, I think you would be GREAT for a role in one of the new Star Wars films! Anyways, I'd like to thank the Academy for presenting us with this award! As such, I'd like to present to you the ENTIRE rost caster for the upcoming THIRD season, of the Total Cartoon series!!!!" And the room fills with LOUD, thunderous applause! Sniz says: "As you can see, it's going to be EPIC! 55 contestants! 52 weeks! 52 episodes COUNTING the six Performance Reviews! And we're going to be going AROUND the world! And, that is not even the BEST part! Hit it, Fondue!" And Fondue begins to melodically play the piano. Sniz sings: "Once there was a show, that had it all, once there was a show you saw in malls! Rest, my darlings, don't you cry, this show you'll get to see for an hour time! Once there was a show, that really ROCKED! Once there was a show, that SUNG and TALKED!!!! Rest my darlings, don't you cry, it's time to watch this another time! This golden wonder will fill your eyes! We've got so many surprises! Rest my darlings, don't you cry, you'll get to see this for a third season time. Once there was a show, that had the best! Once there was a show, it showed the rest! Rest my darlings, don't you cry; it's not that easy, to make a rhyme! (General Barracuda begins playing the drums) Oh, it's time to ready that plane; get it in shape for show-time! Oh, it's time to load up those crates; before it's too late for show-time! (Instrumental solo) I've never been a phony, I only gave you my indications. But it's now time for a celebration. Don't break down! Oh, it's time you all learned your fate, you'll think it's great for show-time! Oh, I hope that haters don't hate, but you'll see these mates for show-time! (Aang blows a trumpet) Oh yeah! All right!!!! You're all going to sing this season; all right!!!! (Drum solo) Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon, Total Cartoon...the Musical!!!! Truly, it's not; it's Total Cartoon...Global Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And the epic song finishes! Sniz says: "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!!" / Episode Notes: The closing song is a parody of The Beatles "The Medley," specifically, "Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight," and "The End." Also, Captain Retro performs Prince's 1984 hit song "Let's Go Crazy." It is revealed what all of the contestants have been up to since "Total Cartoon Action" wrapped up production, where they all are now, which contestants aren't attending, and which contestants are returning. Also, all the NEW contestants are introduced this season. The show has a brand new animation style, where EVERYONE is animated in the style of "Dragonball Z," and with the additions of Wallace Shawn as Taotie, Jack Black as Po, Angelina Jolie as Tigress, Orlando Bloom as Zarbon, as well as a pre-existing hit song being covered in EVERY single episode, "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" is by FAR the most EXPENSIVE season of the "Total Cartoon" series YET!!!! Also, due to the expanded cast roster of 55 contestants total, the show has now been expanded to an hour in length for each episode. Daggett and Bunny are now married, so are Patrick and Pearl; Treeflower and Norbert; Reggie and Rocko; Spongebob and Sandy; Ren and Stimpy and Lil (they had to get married in Utah and legally live there, as that is the only state that would recognize their partnership legally); Randolph and Dog are married, as well as Larry and Craig. Rocko's "Modern Spice" commercial is a parody of a VERY famous "Old Spice" commercial. Captain Retro (the character, my alter-ego), joins the cast with this special). Personal Notes: Yep! This is pretty ambitious for me. Hiring Wallace Shawn, Sean Schemmel, Angelina Jolie, Jack Black, Orlando Bloom, not to mention returning celebrities Nicole Sullivan and Mr. T, as well as finding pre-existing hit songs for every brand new episode that airs, animating EVERYTHING like "Dragonball Z", as well as finding a new location, and to create a brand-new episode every week, this promises to be my MOST ambitious project YET!!!! I hope that I won't disappoint my fans with this project! Enough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Here's a rerun of the tenth (and last S1) episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S1E10: Sweet Victory OBAB: YES! WE DID IT! Conehead: WHOOO! SpongeBob's #1 Fan: THAT'S THE POWER OF TEAMWORK hilaryfan80: Congratulations The Planet Warriors, As a reward you will all become cashiers for a month SpongeBob's #1 Fan: YES! I ALWAYS DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT OBAB: AWESOME! Conehead: hey guys do you want to go back to Planet SBM The Land Takers: WAIT! Can you untied us from these ropes Conehead: Well you're going to Planet SBC jail, I hope you love it there. The Land Takers: WHYYYY! OBAB: Umm guys. Conehead: What? OBAB: I can't go back there remember. Conehead: For what we did, You will come back. OBAB: I will. Conehead: Yes, Hey look there's the pipe. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Lets jump in. (The Land Takers go into the pipe) Cakecup: YOU GUYS DID IT President Squidward: Congratulations, But why is OBAB here? ssj: well he did save our land, So he can come back. OBAB: YES! WHOOO! SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Congrats OBAB! Conehead: Hey guys lets go back to Planet SBC and PARTY! All: WHOOOOO! The End of the Season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Since I just found out that I can have at LEAST up to seventeen pages worth of script posted onto just one post, I have decided to post one of my LONGER stories from "Total Cartoon Action" onto this post. I hope you enjoy it! / "Nobody Inspects the Spanish Acquisition!" / Sniz is in the Control Room full of monitors and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Action, we paid tribute to the great master of suspense movies, Alfred Hitchcock! First, I was disappointed by how FEW contestants actually even KNEW of his existence! Then, the two teams proceeded on a challenge WORTHY of the great master himself! Treeflower's efforts to a be a sheep shearing smuggler were SABOTAGED, by no other than master spy saboteur, Skipper himself! But as it turns out, he should NOT have gone after her! Because Skipper didn't follow the rules, it allowed Marlene to score a challenge win for the Boom Vets. For the second part of the challenge, Larry was all set to scare the daylights out of Treeflower, but was instead thwarted by our own General Barracuda! The fight was evenly matched, until Larry revealed to General Barracuda that his superior, Master Coelaceanth, was STILL alive, and it freaked him OUT! Never thought I'd see the day when HORATIO got scared! But in the end, it ended up that Skipper unintentionally doomed HIMSELF to an elimination, by breaking the rules! By attacking Treeflower when he wasn't supposed to, his team forfeited the challenge, and Skipper was sentenced into an AUTOMATIC elimination, which really SUCKED for Marlene! Now it's time for a NEW challenge, a SPANISH themed challenge with an EXOTIC theme!" Fondue walks in and says: "That's right! Because if there's one thing our contestants will NEVER expect; is to INSPECT our Spanish Acquisition!" Sniz says: "Who will be running with the bulls? Who will make a CHEESY Spanish Soap Opera? Who will be a victim of the Inquisition?! All of these questions and more will be answered on TODAY'S episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / The filming opens up inside the Boom Vets trailer, and it shows Marlene is dreaming. The Fairy Godparents show us the dream Marlene is having. Marlene is running inside what APPEARS to be the Monterey Bay Aquarium of Monterey, CA, and she is frantically yelling! Marlene shouts: "Skipper! Skipper, Skipper?! Where are you?! I can't get through this without you!" Than a rippling effect happens in one of the Water Tanks, and a representation of Skipper's face appears! The Skipper face speaks and says: "You CAN get through this Marlene, you MUST! I have NEVER known you to back down from anything EVER! If you let Treeflower trap you now, you're already admiting defeat! You are going to be stronger than she is! You CAN and you WILL take her down, I'm NOT giving up on you!" Marlene asks: "But how am I supposed to STOP her?! The LAST two plans BACKFIRED!" The Skipper face says: "It's a numbers game! Her dumb luck HAS to run out against her SOONER or LATER!" Marlene asks: "But how can I come up with a plan to get rid of her?!" The Skipper face answers: "That, you'll have to figure out on your own. I'm afraid that as of right now, I can only POINT you in the right direction!" And the Skipper face ripples away and Marlene says: "Skipper! Please don't go!" In reality, Stimpy asks: "Go where?" And Marlene suddenly SNAPS awake! Marlene says: "I just had a vision, Stimpy! Skipper was trying to contact me!" Stimpy asks: "Really? What did he say?" Marlene says: "He was telling me that I AM able to get through this game, and not to back down! The trouble is, I need to come up with a plan to get rid of Treeflower, and I don't have one!" Stimpy says: "How quickly you seem to forget, I am in an alliance with you; remember?!" (Flashback) Marlene asks: "You're REALLY willing to help me?" Stimpy answers: "Anything for milady." In the Confessional, Marlene says: "As potentially annoying as hanging out with Stimpy can be, his willingness to help me will make for an easy to persuade alliance member. And right now, milady needs all the help she can get!" (End Flashback) Marlene gets an epiphany and says: "Right! You DID promise to help me out, didn't you?!" Stimpy says: "My offer still stands, if you want it!" Marlene jumps up and shouts: "This is PERFECT!!!!" Than she quickly quiets down, realizing Treeflower is in the trailer still sleeping! Marlene says quietly: "Or rather, this WOULD be perfect if Little Miss Can't Be Wrong weren't in here with us! But at the very least, there is ONE way to get rid of HER!" Stimpy asks: "What's that?" Marlene answers: "Sheer numbers! All I have to do is to get the majority against her! And with the way SHE'S been acting, that shouldn't be too hard!" Stimpy says: "A good plan, but it's kind of risky. Right now, we have a number's advantage against the Network Noobs. Taking out Treeflower could hinder our ability to overwhelm them." Marlene says: "You want to talk about numbers? Than think of it THIS way, she's like MINUS one contestant on our team anyways! Her inability to focus on ANYBODY but herself and Norbert is going to drag us DOWN!" Stinky floats out of Stimpy's ear and says: "You know Dad, I kind of agree with her." Stimpy sighs and says: "You're right, Marlene. Treeflower IS a detriment to ALL of us; I'll try to help you get rid of her, but we CAN'T be too obvious about it! You don't want her to discover a plot against her a THIRD time, do you?!" Marlene says: "Personally, I've had ALL the disappointments I can TAKE for this season!" Stimpy says: "In that case, we'll play it cool, but we'll play it smart. Just don't do ANYTHING to attract unwelcome attention from Treeflower! In the meantime, I'll do what I can to draw her fire." Marlene asks: "Do you really think you can?" Stimpy answers: "My advantage is that I'm popular with my team. I have more drawing power than Treeflower does, she can't compete with that! I just got to win us a majority, and we'll take her out at the next vote-off!" Marlene hugs Stimpy and says: "You are SO insightful! I knew I could count on you!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "It seems as though I DO have friends in high places; and I can't get any higher than Stimpy! With the most POPULAR Nicktoon on the show helping ME out, its only a matter of TIME before I get Treeflower out of the game! As far as I'm concerned, things can ONLY get better for ME, now!" / Stimpy says: "So now my alliance with Marlene is official. I'm taking a big risk here, making a move like this; but I consider Marlene to be a friend! And friends help friends out! Treeflower on the other hand, hasn't been much of a friend to me, Marlene, or ANYONE here this season! Friends don't act the way Treeflower has been acting! Of course, friends don't act the way I acted when I broke up with Ren." Stinky says: "Nobody thinks of that as YOUR fault, Dad." Stimpy says: "But I still played a part in it. I wish Ren was here, so I could apologize to him right now. No amount of money in the world is worth losing your best friend over it!" (End Confessional) At 6 A.M., Sniz rolls up in his Aston Martin, and by pushing his car horn, the unmistakable sound of "La Cucaracha," begins playing! Susie wakes up and says: "UGHH!!!! Who ordered the Mexican Hat Dance?!" Otto says: "It wasn't me, that's for sure!" Haggis says: "I'm getting too old to be put through such agonies as this! Why is $1.5 million so appealing anyways?!" Lil says: "You could think up of 1.5 million ways to spend it!" Spongebob says: "True. Putting up with this isn't so bad when you look at the BIG picture!" (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I still don't know how I'm going to get rid of Larry, but with every challenge that brings us closer to the team merge, it's going to get me closer to finding a way to bring Larry down! Larry may have gotten rid of Sandy, but I'm going to defend and restore her honor! Larry is going to find that a fight against me is going to be the HARDEST fight of his life!" (End Confessional) The Boom Vets and Network Noobs are all dressed, and they all walk out of their trailers. Angelica says: "What a GLORIOUS new wig day to show off my GLORIOUS new wig!" Pearl says: "Are you EVER going to shut up about that?!" Angelica rolls her eyes and says: "You WISH you looked this good!" Pearl says: "Your WIG looks EXACTLY the same as MY real hair!" Angelica scoffs and says: "Maybe, but I WEAR it better!" Pearl adds: "In your DREAMS!" Angelica fumes and says: "Why, I OUGHT to--!" Larry says: "Ladies! Don't FIGHT amongst yourselves! Save the fighting for where its really NEEDED, against the Boom Vets!" Gerald says: "Heaven knows we sure need the team effort! Our team is down in NUMBERS compared to the Boom Vets!" (Confessional) Gerald says: "I am REALLY nervous right now, okay?! With Skipper gone, it makes me the LAST member of the Network Noobs to NOT be in Larry's alliance! But I don't WANT to align with him, even if it meant saving my own skin! I have principles, and those principles DON'T involve ME teaming up with someone I don't like! I can only hope that Larry's alliance starts fighting amongst themselves, and they pick each other off!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Good morning, contestants! First off, let us welcome back Reggie Rocket and Rocko, fully rested and recovered thanks to their motel spa trip!" Rocko and Reggie get off the limo, and Reggie looks simply STUNNING! Dog says: "To quote Bananarama, she's got it!" Reggie says: "I had a LOVELY time on my vacation, I'm so glad that YOU weren't there, Angelica!!!!" And Angelica STEAMS at this comment! (Confessional) Angelica says: "How DARE Reggie insult ME like that?! I don't care if she's well-liked, or POPULAR; I'll get even with her if its the LAST thing I ever DO!" / Reggie says: "Insulting Angelica is SO easy, it shouldn't be funny; and yet it is! I just LOVE taking THAT girl down a notch!" / Rocko says: "I just LOVE seeing Reggie take Angelica down a notch!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Now that everyone is here, it's time to reveal today's theme! We're going to be doing Spanish themed movies!" Larry asks: "A WHOLE episode of talking in SUBTITLES?! There's a ratings killer!" Sniz says: "Not to worry! Only ONE part of the challenge will feature sub-titles! The rest will feature action direct from the magnificent culture and country that Spain represents!" Otto scoffs and says: "Yeah, like Spanish Missionaries Christianizing THOUSANDS of Native Americans against their WILL!!!!" And everyone gives Otto an awkward stare. Otto says: "WHAT?! Too SOON?!" Reggie says: "No, I'm just surprised that you made such an accurate observation!" Otto says: "I know stuff! It doesn't mean I have to let our DAD know about it! If I keep his expectations about my knowledge low, I can in turn get away with more!" Reggie says: "You're smarter than you look!" Otto says: "I have to be!" Sniz says: "Not to worry; we're only focusing on GOOD Spanish culture aspects in this challenge; MOSTLY!" (Confessional) Dog says: "I hate it when Sniz adds stuff like 'MOSTLY' to the end of his sentences; it makes me worried about what hidden subtext Sniz has planned for the challenge!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "In case you're wondering about any hidden subtext, here it is. This is another three-part challenge, not that three-part challenges are the only challenges we can come up, they're just the EASIEST to come up with! First off, you will be in Pamplona's Running of the Bulls! All you have to do is run through and survive the BIGGEST bull stampede in all of Spain! Whichever team gets more members to the end by the time the amount of time for the challenge runs out, will win. The second part of the challenge, will pay tribute to the Spanish Soap Opera; subtitles required AND included! The third and final part of the challenge is a SPECIAL surprise! Let's just say that Mel Brooks came up with the idea FIRST!" (Confessional) Darwin says: "Mel Brooks came up with the idea first? I know he came up with SEVERAL ideas; but which one is Sniz talking about? I feel like I should KNOW this, but I can't put my opposable thumbs on it! If only I knew the HISTORY of Mel Brooks' movies as well as I do the History of the World!" / Craig says: "We're going to be running with the bulls? I can show everyone how fast I can run! Not only can I run as fast as a horse, Larry once told me that I even LOOK like a horse! He's so...(realizes that Larry might have been insulting him, and uncertainly says)...great?" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Things are going to get exotically Spanish on this show, right after we take a break for these IMPORTANT commercial announcements!" Fondue says: "I HATE commercial announcements!" Sniz says: "But we DO need them in order to keep our Fairy Godparent interns happy." Fondue says: "That's definitely the truth!" (Commercial Break) / The contestants are standing in front of what looks like a very long, very crowded, Spanish village. Sniz says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Action, filming in the BEAUTIFUL Pamplona, Spain! Or a reasonable facsimile thereof! The contestants on both teams must find the quickest way through the village, and race through it to the other end. However, that will be compounded by two things. The first thing is that this challenge is timed. The second thing is that there will be BULLS running through the streets, and they can get a LITTLE testy! But if you can avoid getting trampled and make it to the end before time is up, you'll have a chance to participate in the next part of the challenge." Stimpy says: "See Marlene? We won't have such a hard time with this challenge. It's hard, but at least its not HUMILIATING to our sense of dignity and respect!" Sniz says: "Which reminds us, here's the TWIST! Fondue?!" And Fondue opens up a crate, and throws OUT the Buffalo gear from the Cowboy challenge, onto the contestants! Marlene asks: "What is THIS for?" Sniz says: "You'll have to wear the Buffalo gear as you run through the streets!" Marlene gives Stimpy a dirty look, and Stimpy protests: "How was I SUPPOSED to know about this twist?!" Sniz says: "We would've dressed you up as bulls, except we don't have any bull costumes, and I don't feel like asking Cosmo and Wanda to magically change the bull costumes. It doesn't matter; if the bulls don't try to trample you, they'll try to LOVE you!" (Confessional) Rocko is dressed up in Buffalo gear and says: "My best friend Heffer, a steer, once said that once you're loved by a cattle, you don't EVER try anything else! But how would HE know? He's only ever BEEN on one real date, with an elk named ELKE!!!!" / Treeflower is dressed up in Buffalo gear and says: "No bull better TRY anything funny with ME; I'm OFF the market and SPOKEN for! That's right, Norbert! Nothing's going to take ME away from WINNING the competition for YOU! It's in the bag!" / Marlene is dressed in buffalo gear and says: "I think it's time to let the cat out of the bag! Or rather, let my best CAT friend, Stimpy, BAG an annoying beaver, and have her TAKEN out of the game!" (End Confessional) Marlene pulls Stimpy aside and whispers: "Stimpy, we need to lead Treeflower astray and cause her to lose this challenge!" Stimpy asks: "Is that a good plan?" Marlene says: "Sometimes you have to get rid of the DEAD weight for the good of the team! She's not doing US any favors!" Stimpy says: "No argument there, but I'm not exactly GOOD with lying!" Marlene says: "Luckily, you don't NEED to be! You don't know the fastest way of getting through the village either! You can't lie about what you don't know!" Stimpy says: "That's actually a good point, I think!" (Confessional) Stimpy is dressed in buffalo gear and says: "Ever since Ren got eliminated, I've been trying to develop my own strategizing skills; but it's not as easy as it looks. Up until now, I've been relying on my charm and winning personality to get me through challenges. But I HAVE to step up my game! If I don't stay competitive, I'll get taken out of the game! And it's not like I'm going to miss Treeflower when she's gone!" Stinky adds: "Neither will I, dad." (End Confessional) Stimpy says: "All right, it's time for; Operation Get Rid of Treeflower! Although, I suppose we should try and come up with a more covert name to hide our true goal!" Marlene says: "How about Operation TAKE OUT?" Stimpy's eyes light up and he says: "That is a good one, that is a GOOD one! I've got to remember that one!" Stimpy and Marlene walk back to join the others, and Stimpy says: "We're READY!" Larry rolls his eyes and he says: "Yeah, ready to LOSE!!!!" And Spongebob glares at Larry angrily! (Confessional) Spongebob is dressed in buffalo gear and says: "Larry may have confidence now, but just WAIT until I smoke him in this challenge! He will NEVER see it coming!" / Larry is dressed in buffalo gear and says: "I've got just one thing to SAY to anyone who wants to challenge me; bring it on. If I can beat General Barracuda, I can beat ANYBODY!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to run as if you're running for your life, because you very well just MIGHT be! Ready; lights, camera, ACTION!" And Sniz pushes a button on a big clock, which starts a 30 minute count-down, as the contestants race off. Sniz says: "Fondue, release the bulls!" And Fondue pulls open a gate, which lets HUNDREDS of bulls out of a bull pen, and they begin running through the streets! / The Network Noobs are slightly ahead and maintaining their lead, until they come to a seven way intersection, with seven different ways to go ahead! Dog asks: "Which way should we go?!" Pearl says: "North is nice, east is least, west is best!" Larry says: "I can't argue with that! I wouldn't know HOW to!" And the Network Noobs proceed down a west-facing intersection. Marlene says: "If the Network Noobs are going to go THAT way, we better go in the OPPOSITE way!" Stimpy asks: "But what if that puts us CLOSER to the goal?" Marlene says: "Well we DON'T know for sure, we NEED Operation TAKE OUT to succeed, BADLY!!!!" Stimpy says: "Treeflower! If you go down the EASTERN corridor, it will be a great SHORT cut to the finish!" Treeflower stops running and says: "Really?!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "It's about time SOMEONE started helping out the most IMPORTANT member of this team! I mean, SERIOUSLY people!" (End Confessional) Treeflower changes directions and says: "See you LATER, suckers!!!!" Marlene says: "That worked better than I expected!" Stimpy looks behind them and says: "Maybe not!" And the bulls are rushing right TOWARDS them! Reggie says: "Quickly, to the north-west corridor!" And as Stimpy, Marlene, Reggie, and Rocko enter a north-west passage, dozens of bulls ALSO go down the north-west passage, as well as through the eastern corridor that Treeflower entered! / As Rocko and the others are running, Rocko says: "I REALLY hope none of these corridors end up being DEAD ends! Running of the Bulls Day is a VERY dangerous day!" Then suddenly, one of the bulls catches UP to Stimpy, and Stimpy gets pushed down to the ground! Stimpy says: "Don't hurt me; I don't even EAT steak, or Veal! I could NEVER hurt an innocent bull!" As Reggie looks at the bull more closely, she says: "I DON'T think she WANTS to hurt you, she LOVES you!" Stimpy says: "I thought only MALE bulls had horns!" Marlene says: "Maybe it's a genetic mutation, or the work of the Fairy Godparents, they CAN do things like that!" Stimpy says: "But I don't WANT to be loved by a female bull...thing! Stop her before she makes a move with me!" Reggie says: "Are you CRAZY?! You don't get in the way of a bull and their love, that's SUICIDE!" Rocko says: "And I can tell you from personal experience, that cattle are a LOT stronger than they look, and they look pretty strong to start off with!" Stimpy says: "I'm NOT mating with a bovine, especially NOT in front of my son!" Stinky says: "My dad only has feelings for Lil, and possibly, still Ren!" Marlene says: "Than you have to let HER know that!" Stimpy asks: "How?!" Marlene says: "Well, they say music soothes the savage beast, try soothing her!" Stimpy says: "All right, it's not like I've got any better options in mind!" / Hard rocking pop music plays, as Stimpy begins to sing a rocking version of Duran Duran's, "I Don't Want Your Love." / I don't mind, if you're keeping someone else behind. I don't care 'cause you've got something I can share. Hey, take a chance, even if it's only; only while we're dancing in the light of your second sight because when you understand me, you might feel good around me now. I don't want your love to bring me down, I don't want your love so turn it around. I won't turn you out if you've got someone else, someone else you care about. Because, you must realize my obsessive fascination is in your imagination now, pick it up! I don't want your love to bring me down, I don't want your love, so turn it around. (I don't want your love, I don't want your love.) Your rhythym is the power to move me. It's something you control completely. I don't want your love, so turn it around. I don't want your love, I don't want your love. I like noise, 'cause I like waking up the house. I can't sit down, I can't shut my mouth. But when you understand me now, you might feel good around me now, pick it up! I don't want your love to bring me down, I don't want your love, I don't want your love. I don't want your love, so turn it around. (I don't want your love, I don't want your love.) Your rhythym is the power to move me. It's something you control completely. I don't want your love, so turn it around. I don't want your love, I don't want your love. I don't want your love to bring me down, I don't want your love, I don't want your love." / Finally, the female bull gets dis-interested, and leaves Stimpy alone! Stimpy gets up and says: "Finally! I NEVER thought I'd be so glad to see a female leave me alone!" Lil jumps in and says: "You're not talking about ME, are you?" Stimpy says: "Of course not! I'm fond of you, I care about you! I'm in SO much love with you, I couldn't leave you if I TRIED!!!!...Not that I HAVE tried, I'm just saying!" (Confessional) Lil says: "I find it odd that something weird happened without ME being there! Am I losing my touch?!" / Stimpy says: "I still haven't told Lil that I still have feelings for Ren. I suppose I'll have to tell her sooner or later, but how do I keep a healthy relationship with my parents, Ren, AND Lil without jeopardizing my own future?! Do you think that OTHERS face crises like this on a daily basis?" Stinky says: "All the time, Dad. All the time." (End Confessional) Marlene says: "We better finish running through this town. I don't want to get to the Finish Line and find Treeflower already THERE!" / Meanwhile, Treeflower is running at a healthy pace and says: "I'm making EXCELLENT time! Of course, it's very WEIRD that nobody else went down THIS corridor with me; I guess they just don't have my NATURAL sense of direction!" But Treeflower's laughter turns into HORROR, when she gets faced with a humongously TALL fence in front of her, and unscalable walls on either side of her! Treeflower screams: "Don't TELL me I took a wrong TURN?!" And then DOZENS of bulls suddenly appear BEHIND Treeflower, causing her to scream again! Treeflower yells: "I ain't your love interest, go away!" But the bulls aren't FOCUSED on Treeflower, they're focused on the RED fence behind her! Treeflower says: "Easy, bulls. Don't LOOK at me like THAT! AHHH!!!!" And all the bulls proceed at full speed past Treeflower, with several HITTING her and stomping their HOOVES on her! (Confessional) Treeflower is in EXTREME pain, and now heavily bandaged, as she weakly breathes and says: "Note to self, red is NOT a good color to be surrounded by while you're in Spain!" (End Confessional) The Network Noobs are STILL running down their corridor, and Gerald says: "We've been RUNNING down this corridor for 15 minutes! How do we know that the other team hasn't already won?" Pearl says: "If the other team had already won, we would KNOW about it!" Darwin says: "You've got a point, there!" Larry spots the Finish Line and says: "There it is!" And as the Network Noobs race toward the Finish Line, most of the Boom Vets finally make it out of THEIR corridors, and see the Network Noobs almost to the finish! Otto slaps his head and says: "NO! We're too LATE!!!!" And Otto is right, as all the Network Noobs cross the finish line first! Sniz stops the giant countdown clock and says: "TIME! The Network Noobs have gotten ALL of their contestants across first!" Patrick says: "And it was MY girl-friend's idea to take the passage that we took!" Haggis says: "Of all the ROTTEN luck!" And the Boom Vets all stare in SHOCK, when a badly BATTERED Treeflower walks in, looking FAR worse for the wear! Susie says: "Treeflower, what happened to you?!" Treeflower wearily says: "Hooves, fur, moos, with a 100% chance of horns!" Otto says: "You look like CRUD on two miles of bad road!" Treeflower says: "You should SEE most of the bulls! I would've turned them into hand-bags, if I knew how to make hand-bags!" Sniz says: "The Network Noobs win the first part of the challenge, and you will have to decide who you want to have representing you in the Spanish Soap Opera part of the challenge! After ANOTHER important commercial announcement!" Fondue says: "The degree of importance may vary for different people." Sniz says: "That's certainly the truth." (Commercial Break) / The contestants (including a still badly battered looking Treeflower), are standing inside what looks like a typical Spanish person's casa, at least one in the upper-middle class. Sniz says: "Welcome back to Total Cartoon Action, you're joining us at the set of a potentially popular Spanish spin-off series subtitled..." and Sniz speaks in Spanish, but it's subtitled in English: ["Beware El Grappledura!"] Treeflower says: "Thank heavens! A challenge I can actually WIN! I KNOW El Grappledura! He would NEVER do ANYTHING to harm me!" But little does Treeflower know, a certain General BARRACUDA is spying on her! (Confessional) General Barracuda says: "Note to self; I've got to make it a point to talk to Sniz, and see about getting on earlier in upcoming episodes. Second, El Grappledura WILL be appearing, but it will not ACTUALLY be El Grappledura; it will be ME in disguise!" And General Barracuda puts on the Mexican Wrestler outfit, that COMPLETELY obscures his identity, and with a convincing Spanish accent, he says: "Treeflower is going to hurt like she has NEVER hurt before!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Here's how it's going to work, two lovely leading ladies from each team must spend ten minutes on the Spanish Soap opera set." Fondue says: "That means Treeflower and Angelica." Treeflower cheers: "YES!" Than she screams: "OUCH! I'm still HURTING from all the trampling those BULLS did!" Angelica says: "If anybody is envious of me, now's the time to say so!" Dog says: "Are you NUTS?! Why if anybody HERE is envious of you, than I'm a mongoose!" Angelica says: "Nice to meet you, Mongoose!" Dog says: "You SO did not just SAY that!" (Confessional) Dog says: "Seriously, I don't know why Larry puts UP with her! She's rude, annoying, she thinks only of herself, and she doesn't even deserve to BE here this season! I would love to know why it is that Larry seems to tolerate her!" / Larry says: "Why do I tolerate Angelica? Easy, she makes for a good lightning rod to draw any negative attention away from ME, to her! She's the perfect distraction, and any distraction that helps me get closer to the team merge AND to winning is a welcome distraction to me!" / Angelica says: "I AM a lovely lady, my contract strictly stipulates that people should SAY so; and any one who DOESN'T, is just feeling what Nick Jonas would like to call, Jealous!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Boom Vets, you need this win to stay in the game. So the pressure is on YOU, Treeflower!" Treeflower asks: "What pressure? This will be easier than ordering TAKE-OUT from Taco Bell!" Stimpy says: "Or so YOU believe!" Marlene screams: "What is THAT supposed to MEAN?!" Otto mocks her and says: "What is THAT supposed to mean?" Than he gets serious and says: "Seriously, that's what YOU sound like! Do you honestly even LISTEN to yourself when you TALK?!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I've been keeping a mental list on EVERY single irritating LOSER that I need to take DOWN! Right now, Angelica is on the TOP of that list, but Otto's little comment just bumped him up to an UNHEALTHY second!" / Otto says: "Like I'm worried about Treeflower! We lose this challenge, she is SO gonna be the one to go!" Suzie says: "I said it before, and I'll say it again; beaver got to go!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I hope you brushed up on your Spanish, because no English speaking will be allowed! Lights, camera, action!" And as Sniz claps the clap-board, the film switches to what looks like a grainy, video filmed, BADLY made Spanish soap opera TV show. And the actors say their lines, speaking only in Spanish, but subtitled in English. Treeflower: ["Oh, El Grappledura, the mightiest man in all of Mexico, is coming to take away our chance at our 100 million Peso inheritance!"] Angelica: ["100 million Peso?! That's $1.5 million in American money! Not really."] Treeflower: ["I really hope El Grappledura doesn't come barging through that wall!"] And at that precise moment, General Barracuda, disguised as El Grappledura, comes BARGING through the wall and screams: ["Ole!!!! Kill, kill, kill, KILL!!!!"] Treeflower says: ["That does not sound like El Grappledura!"] And General Barracuda IMMEDIATELY goes for Treeflower, completely ignoring Angelica, as General Barracuda does EVERYTHING he can to squeeze the LIFE out of her, tries to knock her ORGANS out of her, bashes her, SMASHES her, Thrashes her against every BREAKABLE object he can find, and generally pounds Treeflower MERCILESSLY! Angelica nervously says: ["I can clearly see that I'm not needed here."] And Angelica flees and runs off the set. Meanwhile, Treeflower gets hit with EVERY single Spanish item located in the Spanish house, including SEVERAL items that shouldn't even BELONG in a Spanish house, or ANY house for that matter, and all Treeflower can do is scream in pain and anger! Fondue says: ["Someone ELSE should REALLY help Treeflower out."] Sniz says: ["You're right, someone ELSE!"] Treeflower keeps getting BEATEN by General Barracuda, until an alarm bell unexpectedly blares! Sniz says, speaking in English again: "And it's OVER! Treeflower, you've actually managed to last the WHOLE ten minutes! I'm impressed! El Grappledura, thank you for your services, but they are no longer needed!" The disguised General Barracuda, speaking with a Spanish accent says: "But I--" And Sniz pushes a button, which opens a trap door beneath General Barracuda, and he disappears out of sight! (Confessional) Treeflower is dazed and COMPLETELY out of it as she sings: "I've got a lovel-ly bunch of coconuts, there they are, a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!" Than she shakes her head and snaps out of it! Treeflower says: "I just had an out of series experience! I don't even CARE about the money anymore! I just want to take my anger OUT on somebody!" / Craig says: "I just got the strangest feeling that a VERY angry and annoying beaver wanted to take their anger OUT on somebody! I hope that they don't get to." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Treeflower, I DON'T think your face is supposed to BEND like that! Fondue!!" Fondue says: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Fit Treeflower with the same kind of face-brace you gave to Norbert so that she can continue on in this game." Fondue says: "Absolutely Sniz!" Treeflower wearily says: "Oh, boy!" / Treeflower wearily walks out of the medical tent as Fondue says: "Now remember, Treeflower; no getting punched, kicked, trampled, tripped, electrocuted, burn, cut, lacerated, maimed, or hurt in any way, shape or form, and you can continue on in this competition!" With her face brace, Treeflower can only speak in a muffled voice by saying: "Don't worry, that's the LAST thing that's going to happen to me!" And as Treeflower walks back to join the others, who should she walk into except MARLENE?! Marlene happily says: "It's such a WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL DAY!!!! Isn't it Treeflower?!" Treeflower, muffled, angrily says: "Ahhh, shut up!" Marlene, feigning sadness says: "Come on! Don't you want to talk about the WONDERFUL, happy day you've been HAVING?!" Treeflower, muffled, but shouting as loud as she can, screams: "My day?! I'll tell you how MY day's been; awful, terrible, horrible, it's been the WORST day EVER! I've been banged up, bashed up, smashed up, crashed up; it's RIDICULOUS!" Treeflower fights HARD to supress a chuckle as she says: "Treeflower, you've got something on your face." Treeflower, muffled, tries to scream: "I know I have! It's keeping my upper lip STIFF! Fondue says that I have to keep my upper lip STIFF; so I'm keeping it STIFF!!!!" Marlene scoffs and says: "Sheesh! And I thought NORBERT had PROBLEMS!" (Confessional) Treeflower, still heavily bandaged and wearing the face brace says: "Today cannot POSSIBLY get ANY worse!" / Marlene says: "I hope Treeflower just said that today cannot possibly get any worse; because guess what, it's GONNA get worse...for YOU!" (End Confessional) The contestants are now standing outside what looks like a large, circa 1489 Spanish castle. Darwin says: "Hmm, this seems VERY familiar!" Sniz says: "It's time for the LAST part of the challenge, enduring the many forms of the Spanish TORTURE! The Spanish were BRUTAL when it came to converting others in the late 15th century; other religions were not well tolerated! For the last part of the challenge, you will have to endure the pain and suffering for as LONG as possible! Whichever team can keep themselves from SCREAMING, will win today's challenge! The other team will FACE elimination!" Treeflower muffled, angrily says: "I'm not going to SCREAM; you can't make me!" Sniz smugly says: "Oh, WE don't have to! But Jaundissimo Magnifico CAN!!" And Sniz snaps his fingers, summoning the Spanish Fairy! Jaundissimo says: "Did somebody order a steaming Spanish hunk with a side of Sexy?" And Jaundissimo's shirt rips and magically reappears three times. Sniz asks: "Jaundissimo, do you think you can show Treeflower and Angelica why they should RESPECT other cultures, particularly ones that are much OLDER than their own!" Jaundissimo says: "Si. It will not only be my priviledge, it will be my HONOR!" Sniz says: "You hear the man! Get into that Spanish castle, and you will find ALL about what today's SURPRISE is about!" Than it suddenly DAWNS on Darwin what Sniz is talking about! Darwin says: "WAIT!!!! I remember! He's talking about the--!!" Patrick puts his hands over Darwin's mouth and says: "Keep it to yourself! I actually WANT Treeflower gone, to!" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Yes, even the Network Noobs have had enough of Treeflower. If they want to get RID of her, we're going to let them to do so. It's no skin off our noses...at least for those of us that DO have noses!" Craig says: "There are only two contestants I'm not fond of, or that I would miss if they were gone; Treeflower and Angelica!" (End Confessionals) Sniz says: "I've hope you've prepared yourselves mentally, because there is NO turning back! Ready; lights, camera, ACTION!!!!" And as Treeflower and Angelica race inside the castle, the metal fence gate slams SHUT behind them! And the two girls find themselves inside what looks like a mid-evil torture chamber room! Angelica says: "What do the Middle Ages have to do with Spain anyways?" Jaundissimo magically poofs into view and says: "I'll not only TELL you what Spain will offer for you, I will SING it to you, and convert you, with my LEGION of Jaundissimo CLONES!!!!" And Jaundissimo magically poofs a squadron of look-alike Fairies to help him sing! Jaundissimo says: "You have just entered the Spanish Inquisition!" Treeflower screams in horror: "The SPANISH INQUISITION?!!!" Angelica says: "Nobody expects the SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!" / Jaundissimo and his clones begin singing their version of a shortened, modified version of Mel Brooks' "Spanish Inquisition" song, as they begin TORTURING them with all of the tools at their disposal. "The Inquisition (what a show). The Inquisition (here we go). We know you're wishin' that we'd go away. But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay! "Hey Toquemada, walk this way." "I just got back from the Auto-de-fe." "Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?" "It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway." Will you convert? "No, no, no, no." Will you confess? "No, no, no, no." Will you revert? "No, no, no, no." Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!" Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please." I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees! "Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try your luck." "Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!" "How we doin', any converts today?" "Not a one, nay, nay, nay." "We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns! Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!" The Inquisition, what a show. The Inquisition, here we go. We know you're wishin' that we'd go away! You'd better change your point of views TODAY! 'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!" / Finally, Treeflower screams, not in pain, but in anger and says: "Stop, stop, STOP!!!!" Sniz says: "And with that, Treeflower has FINALLY cracked!" Treeflower muffled, says: "I wasn't screaming because I was hurting, I just WANTED them to STOP that STUPID song!" Sniz says: "It matters little to us. Because you screamed, the Network Noobs WIN the challenge!" Gerald says: "Awesome! I'm safe for another EPISODE!" Sniz says: "Boom Vets, I'd like to say you performed today's challenge really well, but that would be a lie. Therefore, I'll see you tonight at the elimination ceremony." (Confessional) Haggis says: "There's no doubt in my mind who needs to be eliminated today, and her name is TREEFLOWER!" / Reggie says: "Since I can't vote for Angelica, getting rid of Treeflower is the next best thing." / Rocko says: "Out of all the contestants on our team, Treeflower is the only one we can afford to lose." / Spongebob says: "I'm just glad I didn't do anything to mess up in today's challenge! Still, there's only one real option available to me; Treeflower!" / Marlene says: "Sorry Treeflower, you're about to be eliminated by a landslide!" / Treeflower muffled, angrily says: "If they DON'T vote with me, I'll SCREAM!!!! I don't CARE if I promised to drop my vendetta against HER, I'm voting off Marlene! Say good-bye to your PRECIOUS alliance and fame, sea otter!" (End Confessional) / The "Silver Sniz" theme triumphantly plays, as Fondue looks all spiff and festive for the occasion, while Sniz still looks exactly like Sniz, which is to say, still completely NAKED! Sniz says: "Okay, despite our advice to take care of herself, Treeflower has INSISTED on trying to stay in the game. We'll just see how THAT works! You know the rules, you have someone you got to vote off. Just pick your favorite loser, and vote accordingly." And everyone pushes down on a button fast, already knowing who they want gone. Sniz grabs a tray of Silver Sniz Awards from Fondue and says: "As I call your name, catch your Silver Sniz Award. The contestant who does not receive a Silver Sniz must immediately walk the Red Carpet of Shame, board the Limosuine of Losers, and leave. That means you're out of the contest, and you can NEVER, come back. And I mean NEVER! Stimpy! Reggie, Rocko, Suzie, Otto, Haggis, Lil, Spongebob! Contestants, there is one, final Silver Sniz Award tonight!" And the spotlight focuses on Marlene and Treeflower, and the both look forward in anticipation. Sniz says: "The Final Silver Sniz Award, goes to..." and the tension builds to an incredible point, until Sniz finally says what everybody has been expecting and says: "MARLENE!!!!" Treeflower screams: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And she screams SO loud, that even the Voted Off contestants in the far-off losers Hotel can HEAR her! Rhonda says: "SHEESH! That girl can SCREAM!!!!" Treeflower shouts: "This is impossible! I DEMAND a RECOUNT!!!!" Sniz says: "All right, Treeflower; Marlene got ONE vote!" Treeflower gets flabbergasted and shouts: "ONE VOTE?!!! If I voted for Marlene...you DID all vote for Marlene like I TOLD you to?!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "Why would we do that?! Threatening to SCREAM at us if we don't vote YOUR way doesn't make us want to vote WITH you; it's actually gives us MORE of a reason to vote you off!" Suzie says: "You're rude, you're insulting, you're condescending, and you don't appreciate ANYTHING that anyone else here does!" Treeflower screams: "AHHH!!!! I've done nothing but let you guys kiss the GROUND I walk upon! I've been nothing but a GODDESS to you peons; and this is the way you THANK ME?!!!" Marlene scoffs and says: "Oh, please! Don't act like this is a GIGANTIC blind-side! I've WANTED to get you out ever since the first DAY I was switched onto this team!" Reggie says: "And quite frankly, we all AGREE with Marlene! We can't afford to have you on the team any longer!" Treeflower desperately says: "Rocko! You'd never let them turn ME out, right?!" Rocko says: "It's already tomorrow in Austrailia, which means you should've been out of here YESTERDAY!!!!" Treeflower tries to put on a sad face and says: "Et tu, Stimpy? Et tu?" Stimpy says: "So long, sayonara, bon voyage, and don't let the door hit you on the way--." Treeflower screams: "Okay, FINE!!!! Go ahead, kick me off! Lose the rest of the GAME, for all I care; FAIL!!!! I warn you Marlene, we're THROUGH!!!! I'm through with ALL of YOU!!!! Good luck trying to win any challenges without me! You're going to be DECIMATED!!!! Because you're all a bunch of ingrateful, stuck-up, STUPID, idiotic, moronic, EVIL back-stabbing LOSERS! And without me, you guys all SU--!!!!" But her voice is stopped as she SLAMS her head against the top of the limosuine door and Treeflower says: "I meant to do THAT!!!!" And she gets in, and the limosuine drives away! (Confessional) Marlene jumps up, shouts, and says: "YES!!!! She's gone! That awful Treeflower is actually GONE!!!! Don't get me wrong, I know the game is far from over, yet. But at least I got ONE major annoyance out of the way. Now I can focus on more important things; taking out Angelica and the rest of the Network Noobs. But tonight, I'm going to relax. I've earned it!" / Stimpy says: "We actually got rid of Treeflower! I'm actually relieved, it feels like a great big, heavy burden has been lifted off of our team. Of course, I'll feel even more relieved once I talk about my true feelings about stuff with Lil. All I need is the right place, the right time, and everything will be set." Stinky says: "Do you really believe that things will run more smoothly afterwards?" Stimpy says: "I believe so, Stinky. I believe so." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "And so ends the run of Treeflower, and the run of The Angry Beavers representing their show. Tune in next time for another dramatic episode of Total Cartoon Action!" / Episode Notes: Treeflower is FINALLY voted off in this episode, and all the representatives from "The Angry Beavers" have now been voted out of the game show. A running gag in this episode is that Treeflower keeps getting hurt by various things that happen to her. Featured songs in this episode, is Stimpy singing Duran Duran's "I Don't Want Your Love," and Jaundissimo Magnifico and a bunch of magical Fairy clones singing a shortened, modified form of Mel Brooks' "The Spanish Inquisition" song. In a bit of irony, Treeflower's LAST episode ends pretty much the same way Norbert's Last episode did, with the contestant being in extreme PAIN!!!! However, unlike Norbert, Treeflower actually got voted off, making this the FIRST time Treeflower actually HAS been voted out of the competition (her first elimination doesn't count, because Jimmy Neutron rigged the votes against her.) Skipper and Rhonda have cameo voice appearances in this episode. / Personal Note: I was originally going to have Treeflower last much longer in this show, even making it past the team merge. However, I ended up getting tired of trying to come up with new ways to show off the rivalry between Marlene and Treeflower, and I felt that anything beyond this episode would just wind up with me repeating myself between the points I've already made. By this point, Treeflower had become nothing more than Marlene's rival and another obstacle in the game that needed to be dealt with. This felt like the right time and place to have her voted off (and it felt SO satisfying to actually HAVE her voted off, to!) / Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Man, that episode was long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Here's a rerun of the first S2 episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S2E1: A New Villain (Robotic Arc) (In a dimension called Robotic Nightmare) ???: I WILL NOT STOP THIS! ???: I WANT MORE HACKERS TO TAKE DOWN THESE LANDS! ???: OR MY NAME ISN'T ROBOTICVAMPIRE! Roboticvampire: ALL OF THESE LOSERS FAILING TO CLAIM AND DESTROY THESE LANDS! Roboticvampire: WHAT IS WITH THESE FAILURES! Roboticvampire: DO SOMETHING OR ELSE I WILL DO IT MYSELF! Roboticvampire: BUT I NEED PLAN! WHICH LAND SHOULD I TAKE DOWN FIRST! (2 seconds later) Roboticvampire: AHA! Roboticvampire: MY FIRST TARGET PLANET SBC! Roboticvampire: AND I ALSO NEED THE LAND TAKERS! The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 It's time for the re-run of the first episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" I hope you enjoy it! / Sniz is standing in the middle of an air-field, and says: "Greetings, viewers out there in TV world! Welcome to Total Cartoon Global Cruise! This season, the world is MY oyster, and I'm ready to take a BIG juicy bite, and make this show number one all over the GLOBE! Unfortunately, I have to share this experience with a three-ringed traveling circus!" And the contestants get off the limo's one by one." Timmy Turner says: "AWESOME!!!! I'm finally in a season of this awesome show!" Roger Plotz sarcastically says: "For NOW?!!!" Timmy asks: "What do you MEAN, for now?! I'm the star of a SUPER-popular show!" Judy Funny says: "Which should've been CANCELLED thirteen years ago!" Timmy asks: "Why do you got to TALK to me like that? My show is a GOOD show! Besides, I'm TALENTED!!!!" Reggie Rocket says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! You're ONLY talent is having the INSANE ability to keep surviving, despite the fact that your show KEEPS getting canceled, and getting canceled, and getting CANCELED, and getting CANCELED, and getting CANCELED, and getting CANCELED over again and AGAIN and AGAIN over and OVER, yet you KEEP having your SHOW revived even though it isn't anywhere NEAR the QUALITY that it was when it was FIRST canceled!" Timmy says: "You're just jealous that I have Fairy Godparents! They can grant my EVERY wish!" Wanda poofs in and says: "Not on THIS show, we can't! You're on your own!" Timmy says: "No matter! I've got PLENTY of my own skills! I'm in it to win it!" Snaptrap says: "The probability of THAT happening is HIGHLY unlikely! Probably as unlikely as TUFF Puppy ever getting a FOURTH season on Nickelodeon!" Treeflower says: "At least I'm happily MARRIED to the greatest guy in the ENTIRE universe, who forgives me, no matter what!" Norbert says: "And don't think for a moment this will make me forget what you OWE both ME and Daggett! I'm holding you to your promise Treeflower, I personally hope you deliver!" Treeflower sighs and says: "Of COURSE I will!" Pearl says: "I'm REA--!" But she HITS her head coming out of the limo! Patrick comes to the door and asks: "Pearl!!!! Are you all--!" But Patrick trips OUT of the door and flops forward several feet onto the ground! Pearl, dazed and confused, says: "That looked PAINFUL...uh...uh ...I'm blanking on his name. Zarbon?" Zarbon says: "Um, that's MY name!" Pearl says: "And a lovely name it IS, to! I could say it all day!" Patty Mayonnaise says: "Sheesh! No sooner do I recover from MY head injury, than Pearl has to suffer one!" Stanley says: "I think she's going to be okay. She's been through worse!" Lil Deville asks: "She doesn't REALLY have amnesia, does she?" Phoebe says: "Actually, it is VERY scientifically possible. Amnesia caused by head induced injuries is a lot more common than you think, in SPITE of the often cliched usages in cartoon series. Fanboy rolls his eyes and says: "IF I wanted your opinion, I would ASK for it!" Bulma says: "I don't know why any of YOU bothered to show up! You can't beat THIS brainy beauty!" Skipper sarcastically says: "I am SO sure! Just remember that after I thoroughly TRASH you in these upcoming challenges!" Chum-Chum says: "It's not a competition! Not yet, at any rate!" Keswick says: "Noted. I just hope that I-I-I-I don't make too p-p-p-poor of a showing!" Guano says: "You're bound to impress someone! I plan on impressing Mitsuki and Lily! If I do well, perhaps ONE of them will want to DATE me!" Randolph says: "If you ask me, that's not likely to HAPPEN! But what IS likely to happen is me and Dog having an absolutely fun TIME this season!" Dog happily says: "You said it, Randolph!" Suzie says: "It's so awesome to be competing again! Isn't it Otto?!" Otto happily says: "Only as long as YOU'RE here!" Angelica scoffs and says: "You're TALKING to the wrong PERSON! Turn to ME; I'm your LOVE interest!!!!" Otto shouts: "Are you NUTS?!!! If you're my LOVE interest, than I'm...whatever GUANO is supposed to be, anyways!!!!" Chameleon says: "I agree. I can change into anything, and even I can't figure out what Guano is!" Dudley says: "Don't worry about it. You don't need to change into Guano. You could change into my friend!" Kitty says: "Chameleon is NEVER going to turn into YOUR friend, Dudley! Especially NOT mine!" Dudley says: "Maybe THAT'S because you're not willing to give him a chance! Come on, Chameleon can change his colors, surely he can change his behavior! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY?! KITTY?!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just POUT!!!!" Zim says: "The Irken is going to DOMINATE this season! Nothing is going to GET in my way!" Reggie says: "Except for your super-natural ability to shout out every insane idea you're thinking of at the PRECISE moment you're thinking it! That's one of your biggest WEAKNESSES, you know!" Heffer Wolfe screams as Rocko drags him out! Heffer yells: "You didn't TELL me there was going to be FLYING involved! I can't go on a PLANE again! Not after what happened the LAST time!" Gonard asks: "What's the matter with him?" Rocko says: "He had a bad experience on a plane once, ever since, he's had a fear of flying." Jimmy Neutron says: "Aerophobia, as it's commonly called, as opposed to aeronauseophobia, which is the fear of getting air-sickness!" Dib sarcastically says: "Yeah, well state one MORE useless fact like THAT and I'M going to get aeronauseous all OVER you, pal!" Stimpy says: "I am so HAPPY to be competing again!" Monster Krumholtz says: "I'm happy to be competing with you! You seem like a REALLY fun guy!" Robot Default says: "I'm glad YOU'RE having fun! Your sister Globitha, is clinging ONTO me like some love-sick puppy!" Globitha happily says: "We are meant to be, you and me, together for INFINITY!!!!" Monster says: "That's just her way of saying that she likes you. I think you would WELCOME the change that you USUALLY get from your family!" Robot says: "My family, I'm USED to! I'm not used to...her!" Globitha says: "Don't worry, you WILL be!" Robot sarcastically says: "That's what I'm AFRAID of!" Taotie says: "Nobody better get in MY way this season! I'm indefalli--I'm uninfalli--I'm unimpregni--I can't be stopped!" Angelica sarcastically says: "You don't even know WHICH word you were trying to GO for! You're pathetic!" Treeflower retorts: "You're PATHETICER!" Otto says: "You're BOTH losers!" Angelica asks: "Is that your new word for WINNERS?!!!" Otto sarcastically says: "I'm not EVEN going to ANSWER that one!" Twister says: "If you're looking for a winner, look no further than me! I'm the TWISTER! I can NEVER lose!" Tigress says: "You're going to lose to ME, that's for sure!" Twister says: "COOL!!!! Another GUY, coming to join me up in an ALLIANCE!!!! Do you know how to get any HOT girls?!" Tigress, unsure, asks: "You DO know that I don't even LIKE girls, RIGHT?!" Twister, oblivious, says: "Don't worry. I'm FINE if you swing that way!" Po asks: "Don't you think you OUGHT to tell him that YOU'RE a girl?" Tigress incredulously replies: "HEY! Nobody needs to be reminded that I am a girl! I'll kick butt regardless!" Haggis says: "I'm back, and I'm feeling YOUNGER again! I feel SO refreshed!" Stimpy says: "You're telling ME! You sound EXACTLY like Gordon Quid from Catscratch, now!" Haggis says: "I personally don't hear it. Regardless, I DO still feel and sound younger after resting up!" Oonski shouts: "I'm Oonski the Great!!!! And I'll eat, meet, and BEAT all of you in competition!" Kaput says: "Just make sure you STOP proclaiming your name LOUDLY to EVERYONE; okay, Mr. Viking?!" Sway-Sway asks: "Are you ready to do well in this show, Buhdeuce?" Buhdeuce says: "I'm as ready as YOU are, my fine feathered friend!" Sway-Sway says: "Then let's get ready!!!!" They both say: "L-l-l-level UP!!!!" And they use 16 bit graphics to transform into contestants for a reality show! Captain Retro asks: "How do they DO that?!" Harvery Beaks says: "I'm not sure." Sanjay says: "They sure know how to have fun, that's for sure!" Craig says: "We're going to have plenty of fun, to!" Sanjay says: "You better believe it!" Zarbon says: "Personally, you are all wasting your time trying to compete against me! I am FABULOUSLY beautiful, and I'm too PRETTY to lose! I'm DESTINED to win this!" Marlene finally gets out, and she asks Captain Retro a question. Marlene asks: "Can YOU believe this guy?!" Captain Retro, unsure, says: "I'm not sure. I don't know what to make of him yet. And nobody answered my question regarding those two ducks!" Marlene says: "You're asking the wrong otter! I've been here longer than YOU have, and even I can't figure it out!" Wally asks: "Does it really matter as long as we ALL enjoy the ride?!" Heffer shouts: "NO!!!! I'm not going! You can't MAKE me! Call the fire department! Call my MOMMY! Call--" (KONK!!!!) And Bulma hits him with a frying pan! Bulma asks: "I trust we can get on with the show, now?" Daggett says: "Come on! I've been looking forward to this for SO long!" Sniz says: "Patience! I still need to hear from one more contestant." Spongebob says: "Are you talking about me? I plan on doing really WELL this time!" Sniz says: "I'm sure you will! That's everybody! Now come and join me! We need to get this introductory song out of the way!" Otto asks: "SONG?!!! Aren't we just doing a MONTAGE of all the Nicktoon shows theme songs competing AGAIN for this season?" Sniz buzzes like an incorrect buzzer and says: "EHHH!!!! Wrong! We have a pre-licenced POP song playing for the beginning of the show for THIS season! One of the advantages of having a higher budget! We can afford big-time celebrities, a PG rating, AND a Dragonball Z animation cartoon style!" Dib asks: "Anything ELSE that you forgot to mention?" Sniz says: "Only that we are going to be traveling in the BEST that money can provide! Not only is OUR plane PAINTED green, it IS green, as in green energy!" And everyone sees the luxury plane, painted in emerald green! Sniz says: "It's beautiful isn't it? This plane is going to take us ANYWHERE that we want to go! We'll be seeing the whole WORLD in this!" Harvey says: "Awesome!" Sniz asks: "It is, isn't it? Now WANDA?!!!" Wanda poofs in and asks: "Yes, Sniz?" Sniz says: "It's time for us to do this show intro, and we're going to do it in ONE take! Can you mentally give ALL our contestants the instructions for what they're supposed to do?" Wanda answers: "Yes, SIR!!!!" And Wanda magically poofs each one of them! Sniz says: "Now we're ALL ready! It's time to embark on the EXCITING experience, we're calling Total Cartoon (sings) GLOBAL CRUISE!!!!" Otto says: "SERIOUSLY?!!!" / The show intro opens up on an open field, showing Sanjay first. He sees red swim trunks flying away, and he quickly GRABS Craig to cover himself, because he REALIZES they are HIS! Otto Rocket shoots himself OUT of a rocket, while Twister TWISTS around a half-pipe during Otto's rocketing! It zooms forward to show Reggie and Rocko HAPPILY surfing together! Snaptrap zooms in on a jetpack, having stolen Zim's human guise, and Dib and Zim also wearing jet-packs, fly after him! They pass by Lil Deville and Stimpy dancing together in a dusty desert. In the desert, Bulma is tinkering with some kind of a radar, while Captain Retro offers her his advice, only to be distracted by Marlene's NATURAL beauty and charms, OBLIVIOUS to the fact that Skipper is running around in the back-ground, trying to avoid the laser blasts from Kaput! A laser blast segues into Timmy Turner, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, and Stanley hiking through a forest, looking hopelessly lost! On top of the tress, Harvey Beaks is looking for signs of civilization, and points it out when he sees Guano jumping towards a big city! In the big city, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, and Roger Plotz are looking around at the big sites, and they SPOT the Statue of Liberty! On the Statue of Liberty, Zarbon pulls up Treeflower, flashing a BRIGHT white smile of his! Patrick runs forward, pushing Robot in a baby carrier, but he TRIPS over Chameleon, and Robot FALLS, into the loving arms of Globitha, in the arctic! Pearl is looking at a picture of Patrick, looking confused, until she panicks when she sees an ANGRY polar bear GROWL at her! It turns out to be Po wearing a mask, but he gets tackled by Tigress, who begins to LOVE him roughly! This segue-ways into Jimmy Neutron, Wally, and Phoebe looking for a good seating space on a plane. The camera zooms forward into the cockpit, to show General Barracuda piloting, with Sniz in the co-pilot chair, and Fondue as a food server! It zooms even further to the Space Needle in Seattle, as it shows Keswick trying to summon up the nerve to talk to Kitty, but he's knocked aside by Dudley, but Kitty REFUSES to talk to Dudley! Keswick falls onto Randolph, who is helped up by Dog, in the jungles of South America. Gonard is walking with Suzie Carmichael, as she cuts her way through the jungle, but when she cuts off PART of Angelica's hair, Angelica gets angry and RUNS after Suzie, until they wind up at an ancient Incan Temple. At the temple, Heffer and Monster Krumholtz are busy trying to eat ALL the exotic fruits they can, with Taotie judging them! Meanwhile, Haggis creeps forward to grab an Oscar, but it triggers a TRAP, and Oonski the Great chases AFTER them! The Breadwinners Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce, in their Rocket Van, fly around after him, and see the Sargasso Sea, where many shipwrecked ships are found! On one of them, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob are SURPRISED to see the Ghost of the Flying Dutchman rise up to scare them! It then shows the ENTIRE cast in pyramid formation on top of the plane, while the plane flies over Paris France, London England, Austrailia, the Grand Canyon. On the plane, with the cast in pyramid formation, the cast sings along to the song playing. This continues until Stanley gets HIT in the face by an eagle! General Barracuda decides to swerve, causing ALL of the contestants to FALL through the sky! They all open up their parachutes, and float down to the ground, landing safely. Except for Timmy Turner, who falls STRAIGHT down to the ground, PASSING the words "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" created by Jason Cantu, as he falls with a thud, and the sequence ends. During the sequence, the B-52's hit song "Roam" plays, and the lyrics are heard. / "I hear a wind, whistling air, whispering in my ear. (Instruments begin playing) Boy Mercury, shooting through every degree. Oh, girl dancing down those dirty and dusty trails. Take it hip to hip, rocking through the wilderness. Around the world, the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings, without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. Skip the air-strip to the sunset. Yeah, ride the arrow to the target, one! Take it hip to hip rock it through the wilderness. Around the world the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. (Instrumental solo) Fly the great big sky, see the great big sea. Kick through continents, bustin' boundaries. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Around the world, the trip begins with a kiss. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without wings, without wheels. Roam if you want to, roam around the world. Roam if you want to, without anything but the love we feel. (Instrumental solo) Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Come on! Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam. Take it hip to hip, rock it through the wilderness. Go ahead and roam, go ahead and roam." / "Start Me Up! Part One" After the intro ends, all of the contestants are on the plane, checking out everything. Jimmy says: "This is REALLY amazing!" Roger says: "I'm impressed! You really went all out this season!" Sniz says: "This is our base of operations. Here, you will usually be briefed about the day's challenges, as well as where we will be holding the challenges. This is actually Normal Class; once the teams are formed, the teams that DON'T win will find themselves resting here. As Heffer is soundly demonstrating." Heffer, still unconscious, mutters: "Say what, now?" Sniz says: "Don't get me wrong, Normal Class is okay, but it's FIRST class that is REALLY impressive!" / In First Class, the seats are REALLY luxurious, there's a Chocolate Fountain, a fully stocked fridge with REAL meals and Pepsi, and a 44 inch screen HDTV!!!! Reggie says: "You're really going all out this season!" Sniz says: "I'll admit, our plane is nice, but there is a draw-back. Unfortunately, we don't have the fancy make-up confessionals that we did last season." Treeflower asks: "Well, what DO we have?" Sniz says: "Two different Confessional areas this time! The first one is in the Supply's Closet, that's the normal Confessional. I figure most people will be doing their Confessionals in here!" (Confessional) Reggie is in a well-maintained supplies closet, surrounded by a bunch of cleaing supplies. Reggie says: "Well, it's not as fancy as a make-up trailer, but at least it's clean. It's certainly a WHOLE lot better than the Confessional in season one!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The second Confessional area is in the Cockpit. You can also confess in there, as long as you don't mind General Barracuda over-hearing everything you say!" (Cockpit Confessional) Marlene says: "I don't get why people would state their NORMAL confessionals in a supply closet, the Cockpit is a GREAT place to talk! I mean, it's like I am the COMMANDER of this plane!" General Barracuda says: "There's only ONE leader on this plane, and that's ME!" Marlene says: "Maybe, but I'M still the prettiest!" (End Confessional) Pearl and the other contestants walk into a REALLY swanky room, where Purple Paris Flurp, humanely raised Caviar, and a Jacuzzi can be found! Pearl says: "What IS this fancy place?" Sniz says: "This is the V.I.P. lounge, for VERY Important People only!" Phoebe says: "Cool! How do we win it?!" Sniz says: "As of right NOW; none of you CAN win it!" Skipper says: "But we'll be able to win it eventually, right?!" Sniz says: "Technically, no. BUT, once the team merge HITS, the individual winners of each challenge WILL be allowed access into here to spend time with me, Fondue, AND General Barracuda!" Suzie says: "All right! Something to look forward to!" / Finally, all of the contestants walk into the back end of the plane, which is mostly used for storing crates, miscellaneous props, emergency supplies, and is the place where the wheels will come into the plane. Sniz says: "Last but not least, this is where we will be holding our elimination ceremonies at the end of every challenge! This season, if you're safe, you'll receive bags of in-flight movie popcorn, filled with the butteriest, most delicious popcorn known to humans, and EVEN to some aliens! MMMM, poppy!" Timmy asks: "That popcorn ISN'T processed in a factory that makes peanuts is it? Because I think I have a peanut allergy!" Sniz says: "If TIMMY; I mean you, get canceled; I mean eliminated, you must pick up the Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame!" Timmy says: "Well it's not really so much of an allergy, more of a sensitivity." Sniz says: "If TIMMY; I mean you, get canceled; I mean eliminated, you are OUT of the game and you can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Timmy says: "Look, I just don't--." Sniz opens the airplane door and says: "Kind of like THIS!!!!" And Sniz THROWS Timmy out of the plane and onto the ground, as the plane is starting to move. Timmy grunts: "OOF!!!! Really funny, man! Now let me back on!" Sniz shouts: "All cancellations; I mean, eliminations are FINAL, Timmy!!!!" Timmy shouts: "Hey wait! WAIT!!!!" / The contestants are ALL relaxing in the first class accommodations, since the teams have not been formed yet. Lil Deville asks: "Stimpy, do you think that there are going to be double eliminations in this season?" Stimpy answers: "There HAVE to be! Even counting the Performance Reviews, there's not ENOUGH episodes to only eliminate ONE contestant in each episode!" Dib says: "It still feels like there's something ELSE to this show!" Than suddenly, everyone hears the unmistakable BEEP of the wrist communicators from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers!" (BEEP-BEEP, Ba-BEEP, BEEP-BEEP!) Sniz passes out wrist communicators from "Mighty Morphing Power Rangers" to ALL the contestants! Sniz says: "You must ALL put these communicators on!" Randolph asks: "Why?" Sniz says: "These are your communicators. Not only are they useful for talking to contestants from REALLY far away, these communicators will ALSO alert you to when it is time to sing!" Otto incredulously says: "EXSCUSE ME; I am NOT going to SING!!!!" Sniz asks: "Why ever NOT?!" Otto defiantly says: "Little BIRDIES like Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce sing, little GIRLS like Angelica Pickles sing, Captain Retro sings; Otto ROCKETS do NOT sing!!!!" Sniz says: "I've got a CONTRACT that says DIFFERENTLY!!!! I mean, I would THINK that since you SIGNED it, you had READ all of it! Singing is VITAL to the show for this season!" Otto seriously says: "You are NOT going to get ME to SING!!!!" Sniz says: "Did I neglect to mention the prize money this season?" Otto sarcastically says: "WHAT?!!! ANOTHER $7.7 million?! Been there, done THAT!" Sniz says: "Our BIGGEST prize YET! $44.44 MILLION in cold hard cash to the WINNER of this SEASON!!!! Since there are significantly many MORE contestants this season than LAST season, we felt that raising the prize money would be a good move, since getting to the end will take more endurance than the last two seasons!" Angelica Pickles asks: "Will there be prizes for the runner-ups, to?" Sniz says: "Sure! 2nd place wins $42 million, 4th place wins 41 million, and 5th place wins $40 million." Keswick asks: "W-W-W-Why doesn't th-th-th-third place win anything?" Sniz says: "We have our reasons. And Otto? I just want to let you know, you don't HAVE to sing! BUT; it WILL help you to scoring points in each episode! Do you KNOW what those points are good for? Scoring BONUS goodies at the END of each episode!" Twister says: "Bonus goodies? That's for ME!" Otto says: "Unless it's a goodie of MONETARY value, than I'm NOT INTERESTED!!!!" Sniz says: "You're GOING to SING, OR you can spend your WHOLE time as a contestant riding in the BACK of the plane, where there MIGHT be RATS!!!!" Angelica says: "Which is actually the PERFECT place for Otto to be!" Otto gasps and says: "FUNNY! I was just about to say the SAME thing to YOU!!!!" Angelica smirks and says: "You want me! Just say the word, and I'm YOURS!!!!" Otto says: "The word that I REALLY want to say to you, I CAN'T say, because there's an eight year old BIRD named Harvey BEAKS in the room!" Angelica smirks and says: "Stopped by your own sense of MORALS, huh?!!!" Otto says: "You REALLY need a HINT?! You are SOMETHING that RHYMES with ITCH, and it's NOT WITCH; it's WORSE!!!!" Captain Retro asks: "Is he talking about a female dog?" Marlene says: "I should hope not! And use a little more discretion!" Captain Retro asks: "I wasn't using discretion?" Marlene says: "No, you were using the antithesis there-of!" Captain Retro says: "Oh dear! I've got a LOT to learn about this dimension!" Marlene asks: "Wait, DIMENSION?!!!" Captain Retro looks around and says: "Place? Game show? Same thing? I'll explain it to you later!" Sniz says: "Anyways, it's time to SING!!!!" / Genre: The Rolling Stones. Song: "Start Me Up!" Sung by: Cast. / Captain Retro: "If you start me up; If you start me up I'll never stop. If you start me up; If you start me up I'll never stop." Marlene: "I've been running hot, you got me ticking, gonna blow my top." Spongebob: "If you start me up, if you start me up I'll never stop, never stop, never, never, never, never!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry!" Craig: "Spread out the oil, the gasoline!" Sanjay: "I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine; start it up!" Jimmy: "If you start it up, kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got." Dib: "I can't compete with the riders in the other heats." Dog: "If you rough it up, if you like it you can slide it up, slide it up, slide it up, slide it up!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "Don't make a grown man cry, don't make a grown man cry, don't make a grown man cry." Heffer, drowzily: "My eyes dilate, my lips go green." Twister: "My hands are greasy, she's a mean, mean machine, start it up." Wally: "If you start me up, give it all you got; You got to never, never, never, never stop!" (In the back of the plane) Timmy Turner: "Never, you'll never eliminate me!" Roger: "Slide it up, slide it up, never stop, never stop." Patty: "Never, never!" Cast, minus Otto and Heffer: "You make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry, you make a grown man cry." Zarbon: "Ride like the wind at double speed, I'll take you places that you've never, never seen! YEAH!!!!" Judy: "Start it up!" Reggie and Rocko: "Love the day when we will never stop, never stop, never stop, never stop!" Tigress: "Tough me up!" Po: "Never stop, never stop, never stop, never stop!" Suzie, to Otto: "You, you, don't lose your chance to shine!" Otto sighs and sings: "No, no! This whole thing really SUCKS!!!! Oh, oh! This whole thing REALLY sucks!!!!" And the song ends! Over the loud-speakers, General Barracuda says: "All right, the song's over! Sit back and relax. It's about a three hour flight from Hollywood, Florida to our place and destination! Singing in every episode, WORST idea EVER!!!! You think Sniz could've come up with a better...WAIT!!!! Is the intercom STILL on?!!! Stupid, no-good--!" The intercom turns off, but Sniz is CLEARLY not amused! Sniz says: "We'll be right back." / In the plane, Captain Retro is meeting with Marlene privately. Marlene says: "You're really interesting! I'm surprised that you never LEGITIMATELY starred in an ACTUAL episode of TUFF Puppy!" Captain Retro says: "About that, can you keep a secret? I need someone here I can trust. Someone I can share all of my knowledge with, and not divulge it to any UNSAVORY characters! Can you do that?!" Marlene says: "Skipper has trained me to be the BEST at keeping secrets! My lips are SEALED!" Captain Retro happily says: "I had a feeling I could count on you." Captain Retro gets serious and says: "I'm not REALLY a fan-character for TUFF Puppy!" Marlene asks: "You're not?" Captain Retro says: "No. As a matter of fact, I'm NOT even from this plane of existence! I come from ANOTHER dimension!!!!" Marlene asks: "Another dimension?" Captain Retro says: "You're going to find that when it comes to the existence and well-being of this physical plane, it's more complicated than you would think." Marlene asks: "How is THAT so?" Captain Retro pulls out a chart, and points out important features. Captain Retro says: "You see, this dimension that we're in right now, let's call it dimension 3A, is populated by all matter of cartoons and properties from Nickelodeon. Now, you Nicktoons have been living under the premise that you're starring in cartoon shows that get SHOWN to people all over your dimension, that people in your dimension get to WATCH it, and everyone enjoys your antics! But THAT'S only PART of the truth!" Marlene asks: "You mean there's more?" Captain Retro says: "Yes. But what I'm about to tell you is not to be taken lightly. Once I tell you a certain fact, you might NEVER view your life in the same way again! Can you HANDLE what I'm about to tell you?" Marlene says: "I once watched Siegfried and Roy levitate a white tiger across an entire room. Blow my mind, if that's what you want to call it." Captain Retro says: "Your dimension isn't the ONLY place that Nicktoons are SEEN!!!!" Marlene gasps in shock and says: "It ISN'T?!!!!" Captain Retro says: "In between YOUR dimension and MINE, there's another dimension, let's call it dimension 3B, populated by humans who call themselves 'real.' To them, most of your antics are viewed as '2-dimensional.' Most people view your antics as all 'pre-planned,' and 'not real' but they are ALL under an illusion!" Marlene asks: "How is that?" Captain Retro says: "In dimension 3B, there are humans called animators. Now, these people are said to ANIMATE cartoon characters, and 'bring' them to 'life.' But the truth is much more deep than that! They are cataloguing your REAL actions!" Marlene asks: "Real actions?!" Captain Retro says: "I suspect that some of you have already realized the truth. You ALL have your OWN free will; nobody is making YOU do ANYTHING!!!! Everything you've done, everything you do, everything you've thought of doing, or you think you're doing, it is ALL your own choice! Nobody has EVER made you do ANYTHING against your own free will! Everything has ALWAYS been under your control! Your trials, your triumphs, and yes, even your mistakes, except for the ones that are non-canon, are ALL real! Most people think that animators in dimension 3B think that animators have absolute CONTROL over every single action of the cartoons they make, but those people are WRONG! The animators can only CATALOG the events as they happen, they can't affect them! They can only draw or animate what they receive in visions. Nothing more, nothing less." Marlene asks: "Why should animators in another dimension concern me? What does anything that happens in this dimension should affect anything in any other dimension?" Captain Retro says: "It's CALLED the Ripple Effect! All dimensions are connected to each other across a vast pond of time and space. Anything that happens, no matter how slight, has repercussions that affect dimensions across time and space. Because time and space are so vast, most events aren't noteworthy enough to worry about. But recently, something has significant has come up, that needed some DIRE attention!" Marlene asks: "What is that?" Captain Retro says: "First off, the dimension that I come from, let's call it dimension 4.44." Marlene asks: "4.44?" Captain Retro says: "It used to be branded dimension 4EverGreen, but we underwent a re-branding recently. Change our image. Anyways, being from my dimension, my people can monitor events that happen in other dimensions. And if needed, protect the innocent." Marlene asks: "Why do you need to protect the innocent?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "Remember how General Barracuda whipped up a concoction that provided Stimpy with a bushy tail, and two real children?" Marlene says: "Of course I do. Why?" Captain Retro says: "Although what General Barracuda DID ended up doing something GOOD, it WAS made in the intentions of EVIL!!!! That caused an imbalance in the annals of space and time, or a fracture! And something escaped that SHOULDN'T have!" Marlene asks: "Something escaped?" Captain Retro says: "From a dimension in BETWEEN my dimension and dimension 3B, we'll call THIS dimension 3C, is DIFFERENT from all the other dimensions!" Marlene asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro says: "Our dimensions are what is in what I call the sea of uncertainy. We all have free will; and as such, we are free to take our lives in any direction we choose. Nothing is ever concretely certain, except for what HAS been, and what IS! Those living in dimension 3C do not know of such things." Marlene asks: "Why is that?" Captain Retro says: "By all rights, the people in dimension 3C, do not have the luxury of free will, or the ability to change their fates. They can only go on with their lives as if being penned, by an unknown in dimension 3B. They are trapped in their dimension, all except ONE!!!!" Marlene asks: "Who?" Captain Retro says: "ZARBON!!!! The Zarbon YOU see is NOT really from Dragonball Z Kai, he's from the GENUINE Dragonball Z, and is therefore the GENUINE threat! This Zarbon isn't the Zarbon you are accustomed to! He's GENUINELY devious, genuinely cold, cruel, calculating, competent! In dimension 3C, Zarbon is SUPPOSED to be dead! But due to the imbalance CAUSED by General Barracuda's concoction, it ALLOWED Zarbon to ESCAPE his fate, and wind up in THIS dimension! That is why HE is still alive!" Marlene asks: "So how do you figure into this?" Captain Retro says: "Like I said, the animators of dimension 3B can only RECORD the events that they can see, they can't affect you! But I do know of one animator who has a special gift. The ability to astral travel, the ability to TRAVEL across dimensions! It's not an easy skill for a 'real' human to learn, but when you give up your ego and your preconceived notions of what IS possible, you can achieve nearly ANYTHING you can see in your mind! This human, had troubling visions, of what might happen if Zarbon's actions were left unchecked! That's why he traveled to me, to ask for my help. I have the ability to travel into other dimensions, and assimilate myself into them! That's why I'm here. The animators can't affect the outcome of this season. But it's possible that I can!" Marlene asks: "Are you gonna stop Zarbon from doing evil?" Captain Retro says: "That's my intention, yes. Even with my abilities though, I also have some limits. I can only see POSSIBLE futures! I don't know for sure which future will be the one WE will experience until it actually happens! Also, because of the fact that everyone here DOES have free will, I have no way of knowing for sure what it is that Zarbon intends to do! But, I have narrowed it down to three key events that will happen in this season, that will affect the outcome of this season." Marlene asks: "What events are those?" Captain Retro says: "Like I said, I don't know specifics, but I have given them code-names. I don't know exactly when they're going to happen, but here they are. The FIRST key event is 'The KISS,' normally, a kiss in itself isn't such a BIG deal, but the fact IS, the kiss was SUPPOSED to be secret! It's when the kiss gets REVEALED that causes problem! Three great players will be BROUGHT down to their knees, their games completely thrown as they forget all about the competition, and focus INSTEAD on trying to DESTROY each other! The SECOND key event is 'The BETRAYAL,' somebody is going to BETRAY somebody, and show their TRUE colors of what they TRULY are! But I do not know if this will end up being Zarbon or not!" Marlene asks: "What's the final event?" Captain Retro says: "I have super-powers, but they are NOT without their cost! In my dimension, in order to GET something of value, you have to give up something of value." Marlene asks: "What did YOU give up for your super-powers?" Captain Retro sighs and says: "I had to give up my ability to WIN this season of the Total Cartoon series! I will not be able to WIN the grand prize this season! Sooner or later, I will be taken out! Of course, I have no way of knowing how my elimination will happen, or what will be the cause of it. It's not pleasant, even for someone of my nature, to know his own outcome." Marlene says: "I'm glad that I have free will!" Captain Retro says: "And it's a good thing you do, to! But remember, the Zarbon in this competition has NEVER had free will before! There's no telling WHAT he will do with it! I cannot tell what his true intentions are, but I need you to stay on your guard! I KNOW that I will get eliminated eventually, and in case I cannot eliminate Zarbon before MY elimination, I need someone trustworthy in my stead to complete the job and get him out! Only when Zarbon is eliminated from the competition, will the threat be neutralized! But be warned, if Zarbon is successful, and he gets EVERYTHING he wants, EVERYONE and EVERYTHING will suffer under a GREAT darkness! You have NO idea what kinds of evils some creatures can sink to! My only hope is that Zarbon does not know HOW to SINK that low! But I need someone on my side I can trust! You were one of the best contestants LAST season Marlene, that's why I'm turning to you!" Marlene says: "I'll do my best, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro says: "That's all I will ask for! But remember, this is information of the most SENSITIVE nature! Until I can guage anybody else carefully, don't tell ANYBODY else that either Zarbon or I are from another dimension! Keep it on the down low!" Marlene says: "You got it, Captain!" Captain Retro says: "First time I've been called that where the name WASN'T ironic!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "I am SO super-stoked! I have a super-important alliance! But I must be careful! Even these Confessionals can have ears! I will NEVER let HIM know what I know, or EVER refer that I suspect! I will keep Captain Retro's absolute trust in me!" (End Confessional) Jimmy Neutron asks: "By the way, where is the FIRST place that we're going?" Sniz says: "Captain Retro's home-town, Bay City, California! Home of the Rock, and we DON'T mean Alcatraz!" And the plane flies over a BIG rocky hill, right on the edge of the Pacific Ocean! Marlene asks: "We're not landing HERE?! Captain Retro thinks that this is hands-down, the most BORINGEST place on EARTH!!!!" Sniz asks: "Wait! Did he REALLY say that this is hands-down, the most BORINGEST place on EARTH?!" (Flashback) Captain Retro says: "It is hands DOWN the MOST boringest place on the face of this EARTH!!!!" (End flashback) Marlene says: "Well, not in those EXACT words!" (Flashback) Captain Retro says: "In those EXACT words!" (End flashback) Sniz says: "In any event, we're starting here! No place like home, I always say!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Home, it may be. But not neccessarily the home that Captain Retro is from. I hope he's assimilated enough to know what to DO here! My entire game plan may HINGE on it!" (End Confessional) / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish being shown, the contestants are ALL being shown on the FAR side of the big Rock, closest to the ocean. Jimmy asks: "What are we doing here?" Sniz says: "It's the first challenge of the competition for THIS season! We're using THIS challenge to determine the team line-ups! In other words, the team you end up being in, will end up being based ENTIRELY on WHERE you finish in this challenge!" Angelica says: "And WE; that is to say, me and OTTO, are GOING to finish FIRST!!!!" Otto scoffs and says: "Yeah RIGHT!!!! Bad enough I'm EXPECTED to sing, I'm NOT sticking with YOU!!!!" Suzie eagerly asks: "Would you stick with ME?!!!" Angelica angerly retorts: "He's going with ME!!!!" Suzie says: "Step off!" Angelica says: "YOU step off!!!!" They both growl at each other, until Otto shouts: "Stop it! STOP IT! STOP IT!!!!!!!! If it will get you BOTH to JUST shut up, I'll go with BOTH of you! Happy?!" Both Angelica and Suzie incredulously say: "NO!!!!" Otto says: "GOOD! That makes THREE of us!" Fanboy says: "What do we got to do for THIS challenge anyways?" Sniz says: "The challenge is VERY simple! It's called Rock Through or OVER!!!! You need to get from THIS side of the Rock, to the OTHER side! You can either do that by going THROUGH the Rock, or OVER it!" Otto incredulously shouts: "That's NOT a challenge! That's barely a walk in the park!" Timmy shouts: "And I'm going to WIN it!" Sniz is SHOCKED to see Timmy run up! Sniz asks: "Why are YOU here?! We canceled; I mean, ELIMINATED your BUTT!!!!" Timmy says: "I grabbed onto the plane wheels before you took off! Been hiding in the storage room!" Sniz says: "Impressive, but you're STILL canceled; I mean, eliminated!" Timmy says: "I already TOLD you I'm not going to LOSE!" Sniz says: "All right, your funeral... EVENTUALLY!" Otto shouts: "EXCUSE me! You STILL haven't told me how THIS counts as a CHALLENGE!!!! I can CLIMB this SMALL rock in my SLEEP!!!!" (Confessional) Otto slaps himself in the face and says three times: "Stupid, STUPID, STUPID!!!! When will I EVER learn to keep my BIG, over-egotistical mouth SHUT?!!! Stop forgetting about the LAWS of IRONY!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz smirks and says: "It's TOO small? We can FIX that! WANDA!!!!" Wanda smirks and says: "You're going to get it NOW!!!!" And Wanda ZAPS all of them, and they all SHRINK to being about 4 inches tall! In tiny voices, Reggie Rocket says: "What did you DO to us?" Sniz quietly (because to the now tiny ears of the contestants, he's loud) says: "Well, SOMEONE didn't think this was CHALLENGING enough for him, so I made it MORE challenging for EVERYBODY! Whether THEY want it or NOT!" Roger Plotz angrily says: "Thanks a lot, Otto!" Sanjay, unsure, asks: "Craig, does it feel BREEZY to you?" Craig answers: "No more than usual, why?" Sanjay says: "I just feel... (and Sanjay realizes, HIS clothes didn't SHRINK with him!) --AHHH!!!! Why aren't MY clothes in MY size?!" Wanda shouts: "COSMO!!!! Have you been messing with MY wand again?!!!" Cosmo sarcastically says: "Oh sure! Blame ME, like you do for EVERYTHING that goes WRONG even when they're clearly NOT my fault!" Sniz quietly says: "Don't worry, you'll get your clothes back, just do this challenge." Sanjay says: "That doesn't make me feel that much better! Craig, cover me!" Craig sighs as he slithers around Sanjay. Craig says: "I'm ONLY doing this for you because you're my best friend!" Sanjay says: "But you're going to ACTUALLY enjoy this, aren't you?" Craig eagerly says: "Every second!" Sniz quietly says: "Remember, where you finish in this challenge will determine which team you are in. Good LUCK!!!!" Timmy eagerly says: "I'm going through!" Jimmy says: "Me to!" Fanboy says: "And me!" And quickly, Patty Mayonnaise, Judy Funny, Reggie Rocket, Snaptrap, Pearl, Stanley, Chum-Chum, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Chameleon, Dudley, Kitty, and Zim follow. Roger Plotz says: "I guess the rest of us should try to climb over the rock. It can't be THAT hard, right Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I wouldn't know, normally, nobody is ALLOWED to climb this rock except for native Chumash Native Americans. That's one of the reasons Sniz made us so small, so nobody would notice us climbing." Treeflower says: "Now that we've got THAT fact out of the way, let's WIN this thing!" Daggett asks: "You're going to take ME and Daggett WITH you, right?!" Treeflower sighs and says: "I HAVE to! I owe it to be NICER to you, and be the beaver Norbert wants me to be!" Norbert happily says: "That's my girl!" Marlene says: "Statistically speaking, she should probably be SOMEBODY'S girl!" Treeflower looks suspiciously, than sighs and says: "Ignoring that! Moving on!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Getting angry at Marlene is what tripped me UP last season! I can't AFFORD to make THAT mistake again! Besides, Norbert would NEVER forgive me if I lost my temper again! I have to stay calm! Both for HIS sake, and mine!" (End Confessional) Twister says: "I am SO going over the rock! Because I'm TWISTER! Twister's go OVER things OVER ground! I will NEVER lose!!!!" And Twister starts charging up the rock, that now looks GIANT to all of them! Tigress says: "If HE can do it, so can WE!" Po asks: "Who's we?" Tigress says: "You're going to help me!" Po eagerly asks: "I am?!" Tigress sarcastically says: "DUH!!!! You're an integral, important part to my PLANS for WINNING!!!!" (Confessional) Po fist-pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! I am an integral, important part to my plans for Tigress winning! Granted, I would point out to her that she has no idea of knowing if she WILL win, but it's nice that she wants to include me! It's nice to know that she doesn't think of me as a lovable ball of fluff and muscles! But mostly muscles!" / Tigress says: "For the record, I have NEVER thought of Po as being JUST a lovable ball of fluff and muscles, he's actually quite clever in coming up with new fighting strategies. Sure, he's nowhere near as strong as I am, but he complements my fighting style, and he never gives up. I got to respect that. As such, I make alliances with those who can EARN my respect, by being STRONG and SMART! Anyone who's NOT, should just stay the HECK out of my way! Because NOTHING is going to stop the Tigress TRAIN from winning!" (End Confessional) Tigress ties a long rope around her, and ties another part of the rope around Po. Po asks: "What is THIS for?" Tigress asks: "Think of it as a link system! You throw me HIGH up the rock, and I will PULL you up with MY superior strength! We will get over the rock FASTER than anybody else!" Taotie incredulously replies, quite sarcastically: "Yeah, right!!!! Like you can REALLY pull that tub of lard WEIGHING like 800 POUNDS!!!!" Tigress angrily says: "For the record, he only weighs 776 pounds, MAXIMUM! And most of it is muscle, anyways!" Po happily says: "Thanks Tigress!" Tigress says: "No problem! Nobody, especially not TAOTIE, is going to DISS my GUY!!!!" (Confessional) Po air fist pumps and says: "AWESOME!!!! Tigress says that I'm HER guy, and she's DEFENDING me! Master Monkey, you SO owe me! I told you Tigress is genuinely on MY side, especially when it comes to being romantic!" / Tigress says: "There's one very simple reason why I am with Po and nobody else. He IS the Dragon Warrior! You can't get a higher ranking than THAT when it comes to being a warrior! And think how jealous it makes any potential rival of MINE! That I am WITH the Dragon Warrior and THEY are not!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable! She honestly loves THAT loser?!!! Granted, that loser has beaten me in combat multiple times, but COME on! No loser can be THAT lucky! My day WILL come!!!!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Oh, no you don't! You're not going to ACE me out of this like you ALWAYS do!" And Taotie begins his ascent, even as Po ALREADY has just thrown Tigress HIGH up the rock, and Tigress QUICKLY pulls Po up with her! Taotie says: "No fair! What gives you the right to just DO that?!" Tigress smugly replies: "Sniz said to get OVER the Rock! He never said HOW we had to DO it!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "I HATE it when the good guys have a POINT!!!! Why didn't I realize THAT?!!!" / Tigress says: "I'll tell you why Taotie doesn't realize what I can realize; he is an idiot! Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Marlene, we better get going after them if we ALL want to wind up in the same team together!" Marlene asks: "Do you think that's necessary?" Captain Retro says: "If we don't want Zarbon to win, it will make our planning sessions SO much easier!" Marlene says: "Understood!" Captain Retro says: "We're not allowed to fly, but I can jump up a good distance! I'll carry you!" Skipper asks: "Wait a minute?! You're going to allow yourself to be carried by THAT guy?!" Marlene says: "I can't explain it to you now! But IF circumstances allow me to do so, I promise that I WILL tell you at the proper time!" (Confessional) Skipper, in shock, says: "I can't lose Marlene! Not to some DOG! Who does Captain Retro think he is?!" / Marlene says: "I would tell Skipper if I could, but not unless Captain Retro thinks its right! After all, Captain Retro wouldn't TELL me to keep something of the nature of what he TOLD me a secret, unless it was absolutely important! It's important for me not to let anything slip!" / Captain Retro says: "Skipper is a loose cannon, a WILD variable! It doesn't do well to fit him into my plans. I will not interfere with Marlene's relationship, but her loving Skipper would be a distraction from the bigger goal. I know I'm asking a lot from her, but I have a feeling she knows of the importance of my mission. It must be protected!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro holds Marlene, and he begins taking good leaps and bounds up the Rock, with Skipper trying to keep UP with Captain Retro like crazy! Wally asks: "Bulma, Zarbon, should we NOT be trying to catch up with the others as FAST as we can?" Zarbon charmingly says: "Why do things the HARD way when we can do things the EASY way? Bulma, are you done whipping up something for us?" Bulma finishes tinkering and says: "It's not easy, having only ROCKS to work with, but I believe I have designed some accelerator pebbles! Just insert these into your communicators, and your speed will be boosted WAY up!" Wally asks: "Isn't that cheating?" Zarbon charmingly replies: "Only if you get caught. But I am FAR too pretty to EVER be caught!" Wally rolls his eyes and says: "While YOU go off and live in Fantasy Land, I've got a challenge to win, fair and SQUARE! I'm not taking any short-cuts! I'm going to be the monkey that Yay-OK deserves!" (Confessional) Wally says: "For far too long, I've been criticized as being thoughtless and careless! I'd only go so far as to say that I'm naive, maybe oblivious, but I'm NOT uncaring! Unlike Gus, I actually CARE about the feelings of Yay-OK, constantly putting himself on the line for us! He deserves to get a GREAT reward for all his hard work! I'd like to give him one, to show him how much I care about him! It's the least I can do for him!" / Bulma says: "This show is LUCKY to have such a GENIUS on this show, and I am RAVISHINGLY beautiful besides! What more could they ASK for?!" (End Confessional) Wally begins climbing up the rock, only to be disgusted by Zarbon and Bulma using their accelerator pebbles to an unfair advantage. Meanwhile, Pearl, Patrick, and Spongebob struggle up the rock, because there are MANY loose pieces of rock! Spongebob says: "I'm feeling JUST like a mountain goat!" Pearl says: "But mountain goats only climb mountains, don't they? This is just a rock." Patrick says: "I could be a ROCK goat if you want! Bahhh!" (KONK!!!!) And he gets hit on the head by a rock, thrown by Kaput! (Confessional) Kaput laughs evilly and says: "I just LOVE sabotaging the LOSERS in this competition! Getting rid of them will be SO easy! I'm going to DOMINATE this competition, and NOTHING is going to STOP me!" / Spongebob says: "That purple alien is SUCH a bully! Nothing good ever comes from bullying! Mark my words, he is setting himself up for a downfall!" / Patrick says: "I'm not that upset; a little hurt, but I can walk it off." (End Confessional) Phoebe, Keswick, Randolph, and Dog are all busy trying to climb up together. Phoebe says: "I have always wondered what life would look like at a shrunken down level, now I have some idea." Keswick nervously says: "I'm glad that y-y-y-you're enjoying it! I'm k-k-k-kind of nervous!" Randolph asks: "Why is that?" Keswick whispers to him: "I-I-I-I don't really know how to t-t-t-talk to g-g-g-girls." Randolph says: "That's no problem, my man! Just talk to someone like I talk to Dog! Kind, considerate, thoughtful! Just keep those thoughts in mind, be sincere, and be yourself! How can anyone resist?!" Keswick says: "Not w-w-w-what I'm u-u-u-used to hearing, but I'll t-t-t-try!" (Confessional) Randolph says: "Keswick was a man in trouble! And I feel obligated to help out anyone feeling SOCIALLY awkward! Besides, this is a crucial part of building potential alliances and partnerships. I've got one with Dog, but it never hurts to have numbers!" / Dog says: "I'll say one thing for Randolph, he KNOWS how to plan!" (End Confessional) Heffer and Rocko are BOTH climbing up the rock together. Heffer says: "Thanks for looking out for me, Rocko." Rocko says: "Don't mention it." Heffer asks: "Why shouldn't I? You've had two more seasons of experience in this than I have! You should feel confidant about this!" Rocko says: "It's one thing to be confidant, it's another thing to be cocky! It's dangerous to let your ego get in the way of the game! You do that, it will only spell trouble for you! That's why I try to keep my ego under control. It's not always easy, but it helps me focus on what TRULY matters, friends!" Heffer asks: "Am I your friend?" Rocko answers: "You will ALWAYS be my friend, Heffer!" Heffer shouts: "Whoo-hoo!" (Confessional) Heffer says: "That's what I'm talking about! My man Rocko, he is loyal, rocksteady, and steadfast! I feel secure with him around!" / Rocko says: "It feels good to have Heffer in a competition with me. Truly, this will be a good experience for him. He needs to break out of his shell, and see what life truly has to offer! It can be an adventure!" (End Confessional) Monster, Gonard, Haggis, Oonski, Globitha, and Robot, are wandering through the many labryinth passages inside the rock. Haggis says: "I'm telling you, we PASSED that rock formation already!" Oonski says: "And I'm telling YOU we NEVER passed that formation before!" Gonard says: "Guys, I think we're LOST!!!!" Robot says: "We can't be lost! Not in here!" Globitha says: "You're not lost if you're with me!" Robot says: "I would certainly FEEL better if I wasn't!" Monster asks: "Robot, why don't you just turn on your internal G.P.S.?!" Robot asks: "You're only NOW reminding me about my INTERNAL G.P.S.; why didn't you do it EARLIER?!!!" Monster asks: "And miss out on Globitha bonding with you?! Why would I ever do that?!" (Confessional) Monster says: "Robot is my best friend. Even so, I know he wants to be adored. But he has it HARD with his family! I think it would be great if he had some female companionship! I think Globitha is JUST the girl for him!" / Globitha says: "Can I just say how MUCH in love I am with Robot right now?!!!! EEEH!!!!!!!!! I get dizzy just by THINKING about it!" / Robot says: "I'm just hoping she gets the hint and drops her obsession. She can't be oblivious to it FOREVER; can she?" / Oonski says: "That little monster is looking for love in ALL the wrong places, in MY honest viking opinion!" / Haggis says: "Shakespeare himself once said, the true course of love never ran smooth! And with Globitha, that DEFINITELY proves TRUE!" / Gonard says: "I'm just hoping that it all works between Globitha and Robot! Just like I hope it will work out between me and Lily! I know Kappa Mikey likes Lily, but I know Lily! And Lily? She is NEVER going to go out with Mikey! Besides, if I had Lily, Kappa Mikey would go for Mitsuki! She's the one who TRULY loves Kappa Mikey for who he is!" (End Confessional) Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, and Harvey Beaks are climbing the rock outside together. Sway-Sway says: "I told you birds there's nothing to this climbing business! You just got to take it one step at a time!" Buhdeuce says: "We're rockwinners!" Harvey says: "I really don't get what you are trying to say, but I'm down with it, I guess!" Sway-Sway says: "We're birds of a feather, we got to stick together!" Buhdeuce says: "We never turn our back on a bird in need!" Harvey says: "Thank you, guys. It's really good to have your support!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "Harvey needs some older birds who can show him the ropes. Birds who have been around, and who experienced mistakes. I want to make sure Harvey doesn't make the same mistakes WE have! He's done well for himself so far, I just hope he can stay that way!" / Buhdeuce says: "I just want to say, I am SO glad that Oonski didn't take the same route that WE did!" / Harvey says: "Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce are both strange, granted. But they're also new! And exposing myself to new things is what I signed up for! So far, this show definitely delivers!" (End Confessional) Sanjay and Craig are having a hard time climbing, as Sanjay is constantly looking around for on-lookers! Craig says: "How long is this trek supposed to take? We'll never make it if you keep looking over your shoulder?!" Sanjay says: "I just don't want anybody looking at me!" Guano jumps up to them, sighs and says: "Trust me. NOBODY is looking at you! Everyone is FAR too busy focusing on the spectacle going on with Otto Rocket, at the TOP of the Rock!" And the camera pans to the top of the rock, as Angelica and Suzie are busy trying to FIGHT over Otto! Suzie says: "I am NOT going to be in the SAME team as YOU, and NEITHER is Otto!" Angelica says: "Well I know that OTTO doesn't want to be with YOU, when he WANTS to hang with ME?!!!" Otto rolls his eyes and asks: "Don't I get a say in this?!" Angelica and Suzie both say: "NO!!!!" (Confessional) Otto says: "I always DREAMNT of the day when two hot girls would be FIGHTING over ME! And now that dream has TURNED into a nightmare! Just like surfing with The Rhino! SO many memories!" / Angelica says: "Suzie doesn't realize it yet, but I am GOING to get Otto Rocket if it KILLS her! Which quite frankly, would actually be quite the improvement for me!" / Sniz says: "Both the producers of this show as well as myself, do not condone the killing of ANYBODY, no matter HOW horrid they are!" (End Confessional) Lil and Stimpy finally reach the top of the summit, and they LIKE what they see! Stimpy says: "Isn't it wonderful? From here, you can see everything!" Captain Retro and Marlene finally arrive. Captain Retro says: "I've seen Bay City lots of times, but I've never gotten to see it like this! It is INCREDIBLE!" Stimpy says: "You are ONE cool looking dog!" Captain Retro says: "Thank you!" And Captain Retro hugs him! Captain Retro says: "Hope you don't mind, but I'm a hugger!" Stimpy says: "No worries, the world NEEDS more hugs, anyways!" Captain Retro says: "You are honest and pure, and you NEVER betray anybody's trust in you!" Stimpy says: "And I would never want to, anyways!" Captain Retro says: "Marlene, as of right now, Stimpy is all right with us, in our important alliance!" Marlene says: "That's awesome!" Stimpy says: "It sure is!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "It's so cool! I've got an in with the COOL guy! I mean, I don't exactly know who he is, but if Marlene is all right with him, he MUST be cool! So I'm cool with him! I have got a GOOD feeling about this guy!" / Captain Retro says: "I really DO love to hug, but hugging is one of the primary ways I can gauge if somebody is trustworthy or not. Stimpy DEFINITELY fits the credentials to know what Marlene knows. I can tell him anything, and he will NEVER betray it to Zarbon!" / Marlene says: "Awesome! Stimpy and I are in an ALLIANCE again! The dynamic duo is now back together! Of course, with Captain Retro in the mix, I guess I SHOULD call it a Terrific Trio!" (End Confessional) Timmy, and the rest of the big group walking THROUGH the rock, come upon a BIG spacious space within the rock!" Timmy asks: "Where ARE we?!" Jimmy says: "Scientifically speaking, it looks like the BIG middle of the rock!" Dib says: "Scientifically speaking, nobody asked for YOU to point out the obvious!" Zim says: "Tell HIM, Dib!" Stanley points and says: "There's a pedestal, and it looks like there's something on it!" The contestants go up closer to investigate. Fanboy asks: "What is it?" Judy Funny says: "It looks like the remains of a mummified cat. What a mummified cat is doing here, I have NO idea!" Snaptrap says: "I do! It was part of a shipment intended for Hearst Castle! But it was lost overboard, and it must have drifted here! Although I have no idea who would just LEAVE it on a pedestal!" Chum-Chum says: "Better leave it alone, Stanley. Breaking a mummified cat brings bad luck!" Stanley says: "Non-sense! There's no such things as CURSES!!!! I'll just take this to Hearst Castle, and I'll get a BIG reward!" But as soon as Stanley TOUCHES the mummified cat, it BREAKS! Stanley says: "Oops!" And suddenly, a rocky cave-in starts happening! Patty Mayonnaise shouts: "Let's ALL get OUT of here!" And they all start to run for it! / Meanwhile, the contestants on the OUTSIDE of the rock feel the EFFECTS of the cave-in, and MOST of them begin BOUNCING down the rock! Only Otto, Suzie, and Angelica remain at the top, as all the OTHER contestants arrive at the FINISHING end of the rock at about the same time! Sniz says: "Wow! I wasn't expecting this!" Otto says: "Girls, we are WAY behind in this! Everyone else is already DOWN or OUT of the rock! Let's FINISH this already!" Angelica says: "Not until we are finished HERE!!!!" And Otto hears a SURPRISING sound from his communicator! (Beep-Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep-Beep!) Otto shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz shouts: "All contestants who HAVEN'T finished, must sing a song!" Otto says: "Yeah, right! There's only supposed to be ONE new song per EPISODE!" Sniz says: "But it's NOT a new song, it's a REPRISE! And you MUST sing, or pay the price!!!!" Otto angrily shouts: "You know WHAT?!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and NO!!!!" As Otto angrily JUMPS down the rock, bumping Suzie and Angelica along WITH him, as he quickly gets to Sniz! Otto says: "Wanda, change ME back to normal size NOW!!!!" And Wanda does so. Than Otto turns to Sniz and says: "I have been TORTURED constantly, lumped in with a bunch of LOSERS, forced to stand around on my FEET just LISTENING to the BICKERING; and now you want me to SING on top of THAT?!!!" Sniz says: "It's your duty. You've got to perform it!" Otto tears the rope holding HIM and the girls together, as Otto angrily says: "Well, you can find yourself some OTHER musical monkey or something to perform it cause I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sniz shouts: "You CAN'T QUIT!!!! You signed a CONTRACT!!!!" Otto angrily says: "WATCH me quit! I'll be in the plane, waiting for a ride home!" Finally, Timmy runs out of the rock and whines: "Come on! After all the running and nearly getting impaled by ROCKS, you GOTTA un-cancel me; I mean, un-eliminate me!" Sniz groans and says: "Fine! WANDA!!!! Change them ALL back!" Wanda says: "All right!" And everyone grows back to their normal size! Sniz says: "All RIGHT, Timmy, you un-canceled...I mean, un-eliminated! But only because we're DOWN a player thanks to Otto McQUITTY pants! Join the others, before I change my mind!" (Confessional) Timmy says: "Yes! I'm STILL in it to WIN it!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Since you ALL pretty much arrived here at exactly the EXACT same time, I guess I'll just randomly assign you to teams. However, since this is season THREE, there will be THREE teams!" Sniz says: "Timmy, Jimmy, Fanboy, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Snaptrap, Pearl, Stanley, Chum-Chum, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Patrick, Wally, Phoebe, and Zim; you are ALL on one team!" Sniz says: "Roger, Kitty, Dudley, Chameleon, Bulma, Haggis, Keswick, Heffer, Monster, Gonard, Taotie, Oonski, Kaput, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Twister, Harvey, and Zarbon, you are ALL on one team!" Sniz says: "Treeflower, Lil, Suzie, Stimpy, Rocko, Angelica, Skipper, Captain Retro, Globitha, Robot, Sanjay, Craig, Tigress, Po, Daggett, Norbert, Spongebob, and Marlene are all on the same team! Now, what are you going to call yourselves as teams?" Captain Retro says: "Team Retro!" And a green Super NES emblem is chosen for the team logo! Snaptrap says: "Team DOOM!!!!" And a white skull is chosen as THEIR team logo! Harvey says: "How about Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really Cool?!" Zarbon shouts: "That has GOT to be the STUPIDEST--!" Sniz shouts: "LOVE IT!!!! Best team name EVER!!!!" And as a blue image of Sniz's face appears for their team logo, Zarbon sighs and says: "Of COURSE it is! But to save time, I'll prefer to abbreviate it as Team S.R.R.R.C., so everybody knows what the acronym stands for!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Stupid name!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I would tell you what the REST of the challenge is, but unfortunately, even with the new hour format, we are ALL out of time!" Fondue walks out and says: "Sorry!" Sniz says: "Don't worry! Next time, we'll get back to the rest of the challenge, on another episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Otto Rocket quits the game as he REFUSES to sing! The teams are all formed, with their team emblems. Team Retro, Team Doom, and Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! Abbreviated as Team S.R.R.R.C. for short! The first challenge takes place in Bay City, California! Captain Retro reveals he is not really a fan character from "TUFF Puppy," but is actually from another dimension, ordered to monitor the behaviors of Zarbon, who has escaped from his OWN dimension into the dimension of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" Captain Retro forms an alliance with Marlene and Stimpy! / That's it for part one! I'll see you for part two! 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4EverGreen Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 I didn't even REALIZE this episode was just a one poster, but that suits me just fine. Here is another episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / Sniz is standing in front of a giant rock with all the other contestants, and Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, you met ALL the contestants, caught a glimpse as to what personalities each one had, and got to see them compete in their first challenge, and sing their first song. But before the first part of the challenge, Mr. 'I'm too GOOD for Everybody Else On this Show," AKA Otto Rocket, decided to flat out QUIT the show, rather than swallow his pride! So that means we're still stuck with Timmy." Timmy shouts: "Hey! I heard that!" Sniz says: "Anyways, the three teams have formed! Team Retro, Team Doom, and my personal favorite, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool! They are about to find out what the rest of today's challenge will be, on this episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" / "Start Me Up! Part Two" / The teams are gathered in front of the Rock, but now its in the Afternoon, instead of the morning, meaning some time has passed. Stimpy is in a huddle with Captain Retro and Marlene. Captain Retro says: "...And THAT'S the whole story, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "WOW! That IS quite a bit to take in!" Marlene says: "You're telling me!" Captain Retro says: "I trust you'll keep this information between us until further notice, right?" Stimpy says: "Of course, Captain! I will NEVER betray your trust!" Captain Retro happily says: "I had a feeling I could count on you!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Personally, I've always loved dogs. There's this stereotype in so MANY cartoons that say cats and dogs HAVE to be mortal enemies, but I have NEVER been able to have a mean nature against dogs! That's probably why I fell in love with Ren. I mean, I saw his potential for being a good father LONG before anyone else did! Despite all of the challenges and hardships we faced together, I NEVER completely gave up a life with him, and I've got two loving kids to prove it! My experience in this season will be good for them to watch. They'll be able to see just what their Stimpy dad can do!" / Captain Retro says: "I may have a disadvantage of being new, but I have found myself to be very lucky here. Marlene and Stimpy have embraced me with trusting arms. I must do my best to make sure their trust is not misplaced. I like them a lot, but there are two things I am not allowed to do with them. I can't mess with their free will, and I cannot fall in love with anyone in this dimension, no matter HOW attractive they are!" (End Confessional) Angelica scoffs and angrily says: "I can't believe Otto would just up and COMPLETELY throw away his ONE chance of winning $44.44 million in cold hard cash, and being able to spend quality time with his LOVED one!" Suzie says: "You're telling me! Poor Otto Rocket, stuck on that great big old plane all alone." / On the plane, Otto Rocket is in the first class section, listening to "Start Me Up" on his MP3 player. He starts humming along to the tune, and General Barracuda shouts: "Did I JUST hear--!" Otto incredulously says: "NO!!!! You DIDN'T!!!!" General Barracuda says: "I could've SWORN you DID--!" Otto shouts: "But I DIDN'T!!!! And I NEVER will!!!!" General Barracuda merely uses two fingers to point from his two eyes, back to Otto, indicating that HE is watching Otto! / Timmy says: "His loss! I am going to help my team dominate these CHALLENGES!" Jimmy asks: "What is our challenge going to be anyways? Sniz says: "A challenge that will test your navigation skills!" Captain Retro happily says: "YES! I'm an EXCELLENT navigator! My mom says I'm the ORIGINAL G.P.S., I NEVER get lost on accident!" Sniz says: "Of course, this wouldn't be much of a challenge if you ALL started off on even ground. To that end, we have randomly assigned the different teams to get DIFFERENT contents to help them on their way!" Captain Retro says: "Just like Super Mario Bros. 3!" Sniz says: "Technically, yes." Sniz says: "Team Retro gets a map, as well as a covered wagon with oxen for their journey! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, you get a land-rover with a boat attached! And since Bulma already HAS a G.P.S. inside of her Dragon Radar, you can use it to help you!" Bulma says: "I am the best!" To Robot, Globitha says: "You're going to enjoy this trip with ME!!!!" Robot says: "No promises!!!!" (Confessional) Globitha says: "If anything bad happens to Robot, I don't know WHAT I would do! Well, maybe one thing. I would FREAK out! That's what I would do!" / Robot says: "Any break that I could get away from Globitha is welcome right now! Believe you, me!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Finally, Team Doom gets a STONE, as well as a team of horses to ride on!" Fanboy asks: "How come the OTHER two teams get such cool stuff?!" Sniz says: "ALL items have their advantages and dis-advantages, trust me! The goal for all three teams, is to get from HERE, to Lake Naciemento, approxiamentally 40 miles north by north-east of here. It's kind of big, kind of blue, can't miss it. Well, technically you COULD miss it, but then your team would LOSE! See how that works? And don't worry, if you're not to the lake within seven hours, Sniz and I are LEGALLY required to come save you! Hopefully, it won't come to that!" Sniz gets on the plane and shouts: "See you at the lake!" And the plane flies away! Judy Funny says: "I can't believe Sniz! He won't even provide signs to tell us that we're going in the right direction!" Jimmy says: "It wouldn't be as challenging otherwise!" Oonski asks: "Bulma, with your G.P.S. thingie, how fast can we get to Lake Naciemento?!" Bulma answers: "Well, seeing as how the Land Rover travels 44 miles per hour, if we COULD travel in a straight line, we COULD get there in an hour! Unfortunately, we can't, we have to stick to the roads!" Gonard says: "I'm starting to see what Sniz meant by advantages and disadvantages to each item." Dudley says: "No problem! I have a natural sense of direction! I can tell what will be the fastest route just by smelling it out!" Chameleon asks: "Do you REALLY have such a skill?" Dudley answers: "Of course! Ask anybody! Even Kitty! She can tell you!" Kitty says: "I CAN, but I won't!" Dudley asks: "Are you SURE it's not just CAN'T?! There IS a difference!" Kitty says: "Truthfully, it's both can't and WON'T! I have an image to maintain, and it does not involve dealing with shady characters!" Dudley says: "Chameleon isn't THAT shady! Right Kitty? (Kitty doesn't respond) Kitty? KITTY?! KITTY?!!!!!!! Okay, fine! I guess, just pout!" Captain Retro asks: "I just wonder WHEN we will have to sing today's song?" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) And everyone hears their communicators going off! Over them, Sniz says: "Time to sing! We'll make this trip a little more enjoyable with a song! And since Otto isn't here, I expect that the whole cast WILL be singing this song!" Daggett asks: "Do you think that we should?" Norbert answers: "Why not? We can get free goodies, whatever THOSE are!" / Genre: 1980's Surf Rock / Song: "California Girls!" / Sung by: Cast / Twister: "Well, east coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear." Guano: "And the southern girls with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there." Dudley: "The Midwest farmer's daughters, really make you feel alright." Heffer: "And the northern girls with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night." Gonard: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Marlene: "Girls! The west coast has the sunshine." Reggie: "And the girls all get so tanned." Roger: "I dig a French bikini on a Hawaiian coast by a palm tree in the sand." Skipper: "I been all around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of girls, yeah." Rocko: "But I couldn't wait to get back in the States, back to the cutest girl in the world." Taotie: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Pearl: "Girls!" Treeflower: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Kaput: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California." Judy: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Sanjay: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Cast: "Girls, girls, girls, girls." Craig: "I dig them, girls!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Off-key, Timmy sings: "GIRLS! No, wait!" And everyone feels a small earthquake! Marlene asks: "Is that normal?!" Captain Retro says: "It doesn't happen as often as you THINK it would in California! We better get moving! Fortunately, I know all about the topography of this county! We can travel in pretty much a straight line! We can get to Lake Naciemento in about an hour!" Rocko says: "That's good to know!" Captain Retro asks: "Want a hug?" Rocko says: "Sure!" Captain Retro hugs him, and says: "You are loyal, wise, pure and good. How would you like to be in an alliance with me, Marlene, and Stimpy?" Rocko says: "Awesome! I'm in!" (Confessional) Rocko says: "This Captain Retro fellow seems like a REALLY great guy! And I don't say that about a lot of new characters! Not only is he cool, he can pick up on good qualities instantly! That takes a REALLY special gift!" / Captain Retro says: "One of my super-powers, is the ability to read auras. I can sense the inherent goodness or badness within another person. If a particular person's aura is particularly troubled, I can even sense their risk for staying in a certain situation! But with the exception of Treeflower, I don't sense ANYBODY in my team at risk for being eliminated anytime soon, if it comes to that!" (End Confessional) Team Retro tries to load everybody into the covered wagon, but there's not enough room! Lil says: "There are only ten seats in here! What are we going to do?" Skipper says: "There are two seats up at the very top! Norbert and I can hold the reins of the oxen!" Robot says: "And we have eight oxen! So six can sit on the oxen as we travel!" Angelica says: "I'm worried, though. Concerning Po, he's not exactly a LIGHT weight! His extra mass COULD break the wagon OR an oxen!" Sanjay asks: "Why do you got to bring down the HURT on people like that?!" Suzie says: "You need to expect it, that's what she does!" Craig says: "One thing's for sure, we're not going to let Angelica get to us!" Sanjay says: "You said it!" (Confessional) Sanjay and Craig are together, and Craig is wrapped around Sanjay. Sanjay says: "I was THRILLED to be invited to be on season three of the Total Cartoon series, but I told Sniz and Fondue that Craig and I were a package deal. They want me? They get him! I never go anywhere without my best bro!" Craig says: "We stick together BETTER than Marie and Donnie Osmond!" (End Confessional) Tigress says: "Don't worry about it! Po and I will run and keep up with the wagon and the oxen!" Po asks: "Run?!" Tigress says: "It's exercise, it will be GOOD for you!" (Confessional) Po says: "I'm not going to argue with Tigress, exercise is good! But even with OUR training, I'm not sure if we can run for so long without getting tired!" / Tigress says: "I once ran 100 miles in an hour, just to meet up and fight against Tai Lung! If I can do that, I'm sure Po and I can keep up with some oxen! Because if there is one thing Po and I can do, is to stay IN this game, for the long run!" (End Confessional) Lil, Robot, Globitha, Sanjay, Craig, and Daggett, are all chosen to sit on the oxen. Haggis asks: "Are you okay with the map directions?" Captain Retro says: "I won't steer you wrong!" Norbert says: "Then let's move out!" Lil says: "I can get the oxen moving! MOO-OOO!!!!" And the oxen suddenly start moving, pulling the covered wagon behind them! Daggett asks: "How did you DO that?!" Lil says: "I can speak oxen! It's one of my many unusual talents!" (Confessional) Daggett says: "Yep! That girl just gets stranger and stranger in every single season!" / Lil says: "How do I know how to speak oxen? I'd explain it, but the answer would BORE people to tears, and there is no WAY Lil Deville is going to do THAT!" (End Confessional) Treeflower shouts: "Norbert! I just want to let you know that I truly AM sorry! I mean, really, really, REALLY sorry about the whole lie! I AM going to make it up to you and Daggett!" Norbert shouts: "All right, Treeflower! You don't need to get your fur tied up into a knot!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Ever since that messy fall-out between me, Norbert, and Daggett, I have needed to make it my number one priority to show them both how much it MEANS to me to be in their family! I mean, I certainly DON'T want to be the first one voted OFF of my team! That would be a TERRIBLE reflection on my performance abilities!" / Daggett says: "Can I just say how much I am CONSTANTLY enjoying how much Treeflower is HAVING to apologize to me and Norbert?! I haven't felt THIS vindicated since we got revenge against Bill Licking for making that AWFUL documentary about us!" / Marlene says: "Resisting the OBVIOUS urge to laugh at Treeflower...HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! HA-HA-HA-HA!!!! Sorry, I just needed to get that out of my system. I don't want to wish any ill WILL upon Treeflower. That's one of the mistakes I made last time. I can't afford to make that mistake again!" (End Confessional) Po and Tigress are running behind the wagon, somehow managing to keep up! Tigress asks: "You doing all right back there, Po?!" Po panting, says: "SURE!!!! Just a great big, well-rounded guy, RUNNING!!!! Totally not FEELING any pain!" (Confessional) Po says: "I NEED to keep up with Tigress! It's not as easy as it sounds! That girl has HIGH standards! She expects a lot from me! Of course, as the Dragon Warrior, I'm kind of obligated to deliver, but Tigress always demands that I push beyond my limits! I wouldn't be anywhere NEAR as capable of beating off bad guys without her help!" / Tigress says: "They say behind every man, is a well-toned, strong, independent woman behind him, honing his strength and pushing him to the limit! I do that for Po! I intend on making Po be the best Dragon Warrior he can POSSIBLY be! Besides, everyone knows PAIN is just weakness leaving the body! As such, I'm not the kind of warrior who EVER experiences pain! And if I ever do, I keep it to myself! I will NOT be seen as WEAK!" (End Confessional) Kitty says: "I can't believe we're forced to drive on the road! This would go SO much quicker if we had access to our TUFF vehicles!" Dudley says: "Cheer up Kitty, it could be worse. You could be here without ME to cheer you up!" (Confessional) Kitty says: "Look, I think Dudley IS funny, okay? But as a top secret agent, I can not afford to fall in love! Love messes UP your performance record! I'm the BEST TUFF has to offer! I can't afford to be thrown off my game! So, no love for me!" / Dudley says: "I know that Kitty loves me, okay? I can tell by how MUCH she PRETENDS to not love me! I just can't understand why she won't give Chameleon a fair chance! She's made her fair share of mistakes as well! Like one time, I had to do ALL the work keeping Chameleon safe from DOOM, while she was off playing FELINE games in the back of a train! I think Chameleon could be a good beneficial tool to help us out. He at least deserves a chance!" / Chameleon says: "It is SO incredibly awesome that Dudley wants to give me a chance! Normally, nobody would want to stay in the same room with me for five minutes! I know I'm socially awkward, but I'm not that BAD! But seriously; I'm treated like Squidward on Spongebob Squarepants, or Meg on Family Guy! I don't DESERVE such treatment! If I had a friend, that would make my life SO much better! I hope Dudley WILL be my friend, I'm so TIRED of being LONELY all the time!" (End Confessional) Bulma says: "I admit, it's not ideal. But seeing as how this Dragon Radar is the BEST G.P.S. in the world, we can't POSSIBLY get lost! And even on this twisty road, we're making good time!" Gonard says: "And we won't be on this road for too long, when we get to the main highway, it will be SMOOTH sailing!" Taotie says: "I should hope so! Because heaven knows WHY we have a BOAT attached to our car!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "What's with the boat? Personally, I can't figure it out! My only guess is, it ties into this challenge somehow! For what purpose? I couldn't POSSIBLY say! But since we ARE going to Lake Naciemento, I'm guessing that it's water related! Maybe we'll have a WATER battle! And I've got SO many aquatic based BATTLE tactics that will FINALLY show up that Dragon Warrior once and for all!" (End Confessional) Heffer says: "Don't worry guys, driving is something I'm NOT afraid of! Maybe planes freak me out, but not cars! I will get us to our destination!" Kaput says: "I hope so, because I am SO interested in SABOTAGING the PATHETIC efforts of the OTHER teams!" Zarbon says: "You and I are of the same mind, Kaput. Perhaps you would be interested in joining ME, in forming an alliance?" Kaput says: "Joining the STRONG guy; you're speaking MY language!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "This PROVES that I am FAR superior to Zim! I have an alliance with the BRILLIANT alien, and HE doesn't! Of course, it helps that Zarbon doesn't realize that I DO eventually PLAN to betray him once he proves USELESS to me! Until then, I will play the part of his loyal lackey for as long as I need to. He will NEVER see it coming!" / Taotie says: "Inconceivable! Why does Zarbon ask Kaput to be in an alliance with him, but not me?! I'm FAR more of a villain than Kaput is! I have GOT to be in an alliance with them!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Listen, Zarbon! I'm your main man for a go-to in an alliance! I'm the smartest, I'm the strongest, I'm the most ruthless, and a bunch of OTHER adjectives that I can't think of right now!" Bulma scoffs and says: "SMARTEST?!!! That's HIGHLY debatable!" Taotie says: "Irregardless! Zarbon, PLEASE let me into your alliance! I am but a HUMBLE villain looking for revenge!" Zarbon asks: "Revenge against Tigress and the Dragon Warrior, no doubt?" Taotie says: "Of course!" Zarbon says: "All right, impress me! Your in my alliance! Show me there's more to you than just being a BOAR, and I think you'll fit into this little alliance nicely!" Taotie says: "Excelsior!!!! Although technically, I'm a warthog, not a boar!" Keswick says: "W-W-W-Whatever THAT means!" (Cockpit Confessional) Zarbon says: "I have a VERY simple plan for getting ALL the way to the end! If you're GOING to be a villain, you need to be SMART about it! Simply hire someone desperate enough or deluded enough to be your friends. Trick them into doing ALL your DIRTY work for you, and then betray them! Those FOOLS will NEVER see it coming!" General Barracuda says: "I would see it coming, though!" Zarbon says: "Fortunately, I'm not concerned about you!" (End Confessional) / Meanwhile, Team Doom is on their horses in the middle of a mountainous area, looking HOPELESSLY lost! Pearl says: "When you named us Team Doom, Snaptrap, I thought that meant we would be bringing DOOM to the other teams!" Jimmy says: "Instead, we are doomed! Stranded in the middle of the mountains, no clue about where to go, probably DEAD last!" Timmy says: "It's been TWO hours! Aren't we supposed to have figured out a solution by now?!" Snaptrap says: "I've been TRYING, but nobody is LISTENING to me!" Judy Funny says: "Newsflash, we DON'T take our suggestions from VILLAINS!" (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "Okay, fine! I'm a villain! But honestly, I really, REALLY suck at it! Not to mention, I have GOT to have the lamest VOICE for a villain EVER! Even Chameleon sounds more awesome than me, and almost EVERYBODY shuns him! I have SUCH a sucking bunch of hench-men, and my team here isn't faring THAT much better!" / Timmy says: "It's times like these that I WISH I had help to WIN this challenge! (Pauses, but nothing happens) Seriously, nothing?!!! Leave it to Wanda to have to be Little Miss LITERAL!!!!" / Jimmy says: "Where's Goddard when I need him? He would be SO much help to me right now!" / Pearl says: "Where IS that guy I like? And furthermore, what does he look like again? Why can't I remember?" / Patrick says: "Somehow, I'm GOING to get Pearl to remember! She still knows me! I just have to figure out a way!" (End Confessional) Patrick says: "Come on, guys! Didn't Sniz say that every single item has its advantages? Surely our stone must be useful in SOME way! We just HAVE to figure it out!" Reggie says: "The only thing I notice about it is that it has a RAISED indentation, and a little shadow pointing upwards and to the right!" Guano says: "That's it! This isn't just a stone, it's a compass! A compass can tell us how to find our way when we get lost! And the shadow is pointing north by north-east! We're going in the right way!" Fanboy says: "All right!" Chum-Chum says: "Team Doom is STILL in the game!" (Confessional) Guano says: "I'm proud of myself! I can be pretty good when it comes to a crisis situation!" / Reggie says: "Thank you Rocko, for teaching me survival tactics! I'm putting them to good use, right about now!" / Fanboy says: "Just goes to show, that you only truly lose when you give up! And a true hero NEVER gives up!" / Chum-Chum says: "Fanboy and I, we are going to see this thing through!" / Wally says: "Don't worry, Yay-Ok! Your much needed up-grades are in the bag! You will be so proud of me!" (End Confessional) Team Retro arrives at Lake Naciemento first! Captain Retro says: "All right! I told you I would get us to the Lake!" Sniz arrives and says: "Indeed you have. Now YOUR team must get from THIS side of the lake, all the way to the OTHER side of the lake, that includes the wagon, the oxen, and the map!" Angelica asks: "EXSCUSE me, how are WE supposed to get a covered WAGON across a lake?!" Sniz says: "Figure it out! I'm not helping you!" Captain Retro says: "Fortunately, I know EXACTLY what to do! I've played Oregon Trail II on computer about a 100 times, give or take. We just need to remove the wheels, caulk the wagon, and float it across!" Marlene says: "You heard the man! Remove the wheels, so we can float the wagon across!" Team S.R.R.R.C. arrives at Lake Naciemento, and Sniz says: "Get your boat, your team, and your Dragon Radar across the lake first!" Zarbon says: "Taotie, find us some paddles so we can row across the lake! Kaput, see if you can't do something about Team Retro and THEIR chances of winning!" Kaput says: "You got it!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "Kaput is about to make Team Retro's chances ALL go kaput!" / Zarbon says: "Tricking brain-dead IDIOTS is ALL too easy for me! I'm so charming, they'll NEVER suspect that I plan to betray them, until it's MUCH too late!" (End Confessional) Kaput tries to sneak over to Team Retro, but he bumps into Captain Retro, who's on the look-out for any such sneakers! Captain Retro says: "And just WHERE do you think YOU are going?!" Kaput tries to put it off and shout: "None of your BEESWAX!" Captain Retro says: "You can't pull THAT stunt around me! You're going to have to play the game FAIR and SQUARE around me! I will have NO cheaters trying to sneak, lie, and STEAL their way to the top!" Kaput angrily says: "Fine!" And he goes back to Zarbon. Taotie also arrives, carrying a bunch of paddles! Taotie says: "Here's our mode of transportation!" Zarbon says: "And Kaput, I trust you RUINED Team Retro's chances of WINNING?!" Kaput says: "About that, cheating is a NO go around Team Retro! Captain Retro is WATCHING out like a HAWK! You can't PULL any fast moves around HIM!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon angrily says: "Captain Retro! That IRRITATING Captain Retro! Bad enough I have to contend with INSECTS like Bulma, Keswick, Gonard, and Oonski; but this upstart Captain Retro thinks he can stand in the way of ME and my nefarious deeds?! Let him TRY!!!! But as long as Kaput is the only one taking the heat, I shall remain safe and secure!" / Captain Retro says: "I don't like that Kaput! He IS bad, but he's not the big bad! Not from what I can see! Kaput definitely WANTS to be the big bad though, that's for sure! He's in for a WORLD of betrayed feelings if he sticks with Zarbon, though!" (End Confessional) Team Doom arrives at Lake Naciemento, and Sniz says: "Make a raft, get across the lake, yadda yadda." Reggie says: "You heard him! Yadda YADDA!!!!" / Team Doom make a raft big enough for all of them, except the horses. Stanley asks: "What are we going to do about the horses?" Jimmy Neutron says: "Horses are good swimmers, we can just let them swim across!" Stanley says: "All right, I'll let the horses loose!" Stanley loosens the reins, but the reins SNAP and FLY into a passing eagle, causing him to fall from the sky! (Confessional) Stanley says: "That's never happened before. I wonder if...? No way! I don't believe in curses!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "That should do it!" Tigress says: "The oxen are ready to swim!" Lil says: "They sure are!" Zarbon says: "It's time to WIN this challenge!" Sniz says: "All right teams, the last part of the challenge is to get across this lake! Only the FIRST team to get across will get first class riding priviledges!" Angelica says: "At that's for me!" Suzie asks: "You DO realize the only reason you're going to be WINNING a trip to First class is because the REST of us don't want to LOSE to the other teams?" Angelica says: "Irrelevant! This will be EASY!!!!" Sniz says: "About that; we've got something!" And Sniz releases a bunch of crocodiles into the lake! Reggie shakes her head and says: "Angelica, you NEED to learn when to keep your thoughts to yourself!" (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Twister asks: "We have to sing AGAIN?!!!" Sniz says: "TIMMY--I mean, SOMEONE sang off key and RUINED the last song! Otherwise, we wouldn't be doing this right now! Hopefully, maybe singing will SOOTHE the savage beasts!" Captain Retro says: "Let's DO this!" Genre: 1980's Surf Rock Parody. Song: "California Perils!" Sung by: Cast. / Roger: "Well, the east coast sure does look far!" Twister: "I wish I had a guitar!" Wally: "From the southern shore to the other side, we'e knock the others out of here!" Dib: "Right now I wish I were a farmer, than I would be feeling all right!" Phoebe: "With the northern current, with the way we're going, we should be safe on the plane tonight!" Skipper: "I dig these, perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Keswick: "Perils!" Fanboy: "The west is best with the sunshine!" Chum-Chum: "But the crocodiles are so BAD!!!!" Jimmy: "Just hit them really hard right on the head, they'll go away if you do that!" Timmy says: "I'll hit them good with our nice rock, that will make them leave us alone! But wait, don't eat the rock, I might need that!" Judy: "Forget it! We need to finish!" Patty: "Avoid the perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California!" Stanley: "Perils!" Cast: "Perils, perils, perils, perils." Randolph: "I DON'T dig them, perils!" Captain Retro: "I wish they all could be California!" Team Retro: "Row, row, row, row, until we WIN!!!!" Stimpy: "I knew we all would win in California!" / And after Team Retro finishes first, Team S.R.R.R.C. comes in a close second, and Team Doom brings up the rear! Sniz says: "You are ALL done with today's challenge! And as long as NONE of you LOST anything, then NOBODY will be eliminated!" Team Retro shows their map, Team S.R.R.R.C. shows their Dragon Radar, but Timmy nervously says: "Guys, I LOST, the--the stone!" Sniz says: "OOH! Sucks to be YOU right now, TIMMY!!!!" / The action focuses back onto the plane, as it is now in the sky, flying to its next destination. Gauno goes to Captain Retro in the First Class section, and grunts to get his attention! Gauno says: "Look! I know you're not just another pretty face! I've already figured out that you have aura reading powers! Tell me, we need to boot someone off. Who should we get rid off?" Captain Retro says: "I'm sensing a GREAT deal of trouble around Timmy Turner! He's in danger the LONGER he STAYS on the plane!" Gauno says: "Thank you for your honest advice! Tonight, we vote off Timmy Turner!" (Confessional) Gauno says: "It's for the best. He's not that useful anyways, he's nothing but dead weight, and he would only drag us down. Let's cut off the OBVIOUS losses early, and focus on the REAL team players!" / Captain Retro says: "I had a feeling someone might ask for my advice when it comes to eliminating others. I just didn't think it would be Gauno. So he actually has abilities of his own. I wish him the best of luck, and hope he can get far. But somehow, Timmy Turner isn't the ONLY troubled aura on Team Doom, even though he IS the most trouble! Sad to say, I sense a GREAT deal of Doom surrounding EVERY member of Team Doom!" / Team Doom is in the back of the plane, and Otto Rocket is as well! Sniz says: "All right! First off, it's time to take care of a loose end! Otto, this is as far as you go!" Otto scoffs and says: "Yeah, RIGHT!!!! You're SUPPOSED to give me a ride ALL the way HOME!!!!" Sniz says: "Unfortunately, we don't have TIME to make a landing in Ocean Shores, California, so SEE you!!!!" And Sniz pushes Otto out of the plane! Sniz shouts: "Don't forget to open your parachute!" Sniz closes the door, and turns to Team Doom. Sniz says: "As for you all, it's time for ALL of you to VOTE! Who will you get rid of? Will it be TIMMY--I mean, SOMEBODY annoying?!" Snaptrap says: "Good point, Timmy DID land us here by LOSING the stone!" Timmy says: "I said I was SORRY!" Sniz says: "Remember, if you're safe, you're receive a bag of buttered, salted popcorn! The loser will take the Drop of Shame!" Jimmy Neutron says: "Sounds fair enough to me!" Sniz says: "This season, you will vote by Stamping the pass-port of the contestant that you WANT voted OFF, so only stamp ONE contestant's pass-port! Got it, Pearl?!" Pearl says: "Of course! I SO totally got it!!!!" (Confessional) Pearl just randomly stamps EVERYONE'S pass-ports once, including her OWN! / Reggie Rocket applies her make-up, than remembers she is supposed to vote, and she does! / Jimmy Neutron looks nervously, than votes! / Snaptrap stamps Timmy Turner's pass-port and says: "See you NEVER, LOSER!!!!" / Fanboy stamps Snaptrap's pass-port and says: "I won't miss YOU, creep!" / Chum-Chum stamps Snaptrap's pass-port and says: "Your brand of evil will NEVER prevail against our brand of goodness!" / Judy stamps Timmy's pass-port and says: "Alas, poor Timmy, we knew you...not that well!" / Stanley looks nervously, than decides to vote. / Patrick has three pass-ports out, but he still doesn't know who to choose. Patrick says: "They're ALL bad in their own way! Guess I'll be random and VOTE!" And he closes his eyes, and RANDOMLY stamps a passport! (End Confessional) Sniz says: "I've got eighteen contestants, but only 17 bags of popcorn! When I call your name, come up and get your bag of popcorn. The contestant who does not receive a bag of popcorn, must pick up the Parachute of Shame, and take the Drop of Losers. That means they're cancelled--I mean, ELIMINATED from the competition and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Sniz says: "Patrick! Jimmy, Fanboy, Chum-Chum, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Pearl, Wally, Stanely, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Zim!" Snaptrap and Timmy BOTH look nervous, as it is just between the TWO of them! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!!!!" Timmy and Snaptrap both sweat with apprehension, but Sniz finally says: "Snaptrap!" Snaptrap says: "Yes!" Timmy shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz opens up the airplane door, and Sniz says: "You've got 15 seconds to put on your parachute before the Drop of Shame, becomes the DROP of PAIN!!!!" Timmy puts on his parachute, then turns around, and Timmy bitterly says: "Some team YOU guys are! You're all a BUNCH of--." (Sniz pushes Timmy out!) Timmy shouts: "HEY!!!!" Sniz says: "I KNEW that would feel satisfying!" But Timmy Turner has actually CAUGHT onto the tail of the plane, unbeknownst to Sniz, and Timmy shouts: "I'm NOT going ANYWHERE!!!! This game is MINE!!!!" / Sniz is in the cock-pit says: "Join us next time! We'll be traveling across the ocean for our next exotic location! See where it is on the next episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!!" / Episode Notes: Otto Rocket is officially removed out of the plane, and Team Doom becomes the first team to face an elimination ceremony this season. Although Timmy Turner is TECHNICALLY eliminated, he is STILL not gone from the show! Rocko joins the alliance of Captain Retro, Stimpy, and Marlene. Meanwhile, Zarbon forms an alliance with Kaput and Taotie. / That's it for my episode idea this time! Enough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Here's a rerun of the second S2 episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S2E2: The Land Escapers (Robotic Arc) (EXPLOSION) hilaryfan80: OH SHOOT! THE LAND TAKERS ARE OUT! OBAB: Don't worry hilaryfan80, we'll take care of them. Bl4ze: GUYS GET ON THE SHIP! WhaleBlubber: HURRY UP STORM! Storm: I'M STARTING THE ENGINE! (The ship activates) Bl4ze: HERE WE GO! Storm: SO LONG LOSERS! WhaleBlubber: HAHA! (The ship flys away) OBAB: WE'RE TOO LATE! Conehead: DARN! SpongeBob's #1 Fan: Don't worry, we'll get them next time. (Somewhere in the universe) Bl4ze: HAHA! Storm: WE GOT AWAY! WhaleBlubber: WHOA! WHAT IS THAT! (A massive portal appears) WhaleBlubber: TURN THE SHIP AROUND! Storm: I CAN'T! THE ENGINE IS BROKEN! Bl4ze: SHOOT! BRACE YOURSELFS GUYS WE'RE GOING DOWN! The Land Takers: AHHHHHHHHH!!! (The Land Takers ship falls into the portal) The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Here's another episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" edited onto one post for the very first time! I hope you enjoy it! NOTE: The Following episode is rated TV-PG! / It's time for another episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" I hope you're ready! / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, our 55 contestants embarked on the adventure of a life-time! Traveling all around the world, competing in challenges, all for the chance to win up to $44.44 million in cold hard cash! But right off the bat, we got ourselves a quitter! Otto Rocket REFUSED to sing, and thusly, got the early shove! While Timmy Turner found a way to lose, un-lose, and then lose again! Team Retro, under the expert leadership of Captain Retro, helped bring his team to victory in our first location of Bay City, California. Now we are traveling to a new location, where brand new possibilities await! Who will win victory this time? Who will get the boot? And what brand new song will we be singing today? Find out on today's episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" General Barracuda says: "I got to admit, I think you're getting better at that!" / "Turning Japanese!" Team Retro is enjoying all the perks that First Class has to offer! Marlene says: "As Belinda Carlisle once sang, Heaven Is a Place On Earth!" Captain Retro asks: "You remember THAT old presentation of mine?" Marlene says: "Sure! I remember everything! Even back to your early days on just Internet Radio! Although I have to admit, you sound a lot more professional now than when you were starting out!" Captain Retro says: "Thank you! Truth be told, when I first arrived here about 4.44 years ago, the reason I did so, is because I didn't know precisely WHERE in the decade of the 2010's that Zarbon had escaped to. I decided to low-ball it in order to be on the safe side." Marlene says: "Good call!" Captain Retro says: "In order to support myself in this dimension, I decided to take on the job of being a Radio D.J. It seemed to suit my personality and name the best." Marlene says: "I must say, it seems to be working for you! But I have to ask you something. Why don't you ever take off your mask?" Captain Retro says: "I can, but I usually wear shades when I'm not wearing my mask." Marlene asks: "Why don't you want people to see your face? I mean, you're a gray canine. It's not like having a mask conceals your identity a great deal!" Captain Retro says: "It's the principle of the matter! Besides, my identity is a precious thing. I'll only reveal my identity for one reason in this dimension." Marlene asks: "What is that?" Captain Retro says: "If I fall in love with someone in this dimension. But I'm not going to mess with anybody's free will to do it. That's how dedicated I am to keeping my good guy status secure." Marlene says: "I think you are DEFINITELY doing a good job of that!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "I'm not going to lie, Marlene really gets me, more than anyone else in this dimension! I consider her to be a genuine friend, but I can't allow myself to let it get any deeper than that! She HAS a boyfriend, I have a mission! Getting distracted by love? I can't let myself be distracted! Zarbon must be prevented from sinking to the absolute depths of evil! That's the most important thing on my agenda!" / Marlene says: "Do I find Captain Retro attractive? Very! He's a charmer, and he even gets me on a metaphysical level! Even Skipper can't do that! I mean, I like Skipper, but he just DOESN'T want to settle down with me! I have my youth and beauty! I'm not going to wait around for him! He needs to PROVE that he loves me, or he might find himself minus a love interest!" (End Confessional) Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. is in Normal Class, trying to figure out their next best move in terms of strategy. Twister asks: "What's our plan of attack going to be?! Strong guy, got any ideas?!" Taotie says: "Of course I do! I've got PLENTY of ideas!" Twister scoffs and says: "Yeah, right! I was SO obviously talking to my main tiger bro! He is SO much stronger than you!" And Tigress twitches uncontrollably! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Inconceivable! That Twister boy can't be THAT thick, can he?! Even I know Tigress is a girl, and she doesn't even DIG me! How can you be a woman and say NO to THIS genius?!" / Tigress face-palms herself, and says: "There is ignorance, and then there is Twister. He takes it to another WHOLE level! I've met plenty of idiots, but he tops them ALL! I mean, would a MAN wear Roaring Tiger lipstick #4 like I do?! I think NOT!" / Po says: "I really don't get why Tigress doesn't just TELL Twister she's a girl! I mean, it would save Twister a whole lot of embarrassment! I mean, it's not in my place to TELL Tigress what to do; that's not the kind of panda I am! But if I were to make a suggestion to her, that's the type of suggestion I'd make! That, and when are we going to go on another date again?! Our last one together was SO much fun!" / Twister says: "I KNOW a strong guy when I see one, and the tiger is all KINDS of strong! We'll make an UNSTOPPABLE combo once I get to the team merge, and I WILL, because I'm the TWISTER, I can NEVER lose!!!!" (End Confessional) The discussion is ended when Fondue comes in, playing a traditional Japanese wind-flute, and Sniz comes in wearing a Japanese Kimono and sandals. Sniz says: "Konishiwa. That's Japanese for welcome. I hope you're prepared, because today, we are GOING oriental! I hope you're a big fan of Japan!" Jimmy Neutron says: "AWESOME!!!! I am TOTALLY an expert in things Japanese! I am SO going to dominate this challenge!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "I watched the Asian Oriental movie challenge from last season, and I really liked it! I mean, I'm a knowledgeable expert on many things, but I'm really into Japanese culture right now! They always seem to be on the cutting edge of technology, plus a lot of my favorite Nintendo video games originate from their! Not to mention that Japan has such a rich history of culture and tradition dating back centuries and generations! My knowledge can't POSSIBLY fail me!" / Zarbon says: "Believe it or not, I'm quite knowledgeable about Japanese culture myself! When I first escaped from MY dimension, I originally wound up in Japan. I assimilated myself into THAT culture quite well! I mean, people looking like ME in Japan? It's all too common! I blended RIGHT in! I mastered that culture, and I'm fitting into American culture quite well in addition to that! I'm not letting ANYBODY beat me in THIS challenge! I'm going all the way to the top!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We are going to have a lot of fun! And the best part of all, you don't even need to study up on the language!" Reggie Rocket asks: "Why is that?" Sniz says: "In addition to your communicators alerting you to when it is time to sing, they will also AUTOMATICALLY translate anything you're saying, into the proper language of the country that you're in! Foresight, that's why I get paid the big bucks! Prepare yourselves to get assimilated into Japanese culture!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "I've never gone to Japan before! Technically speaking, I've never gone beyond the confines of my forest home before this show! But Fee told me that I'll never experience what the world is like if I just play it safe all the time! This is what I signed up for! I've got to be ready to experience WHATEVER this show can throw at me!" / Judy says: "The one thing I know about Japanese culture, is that they are famous for samurais, sumo wrestlers, giant monsters rampaging through Tokyo, and the performance of Kibuki Theaters. Naturally, it's the last one that I'm really interested in, seeing as how I'm all about the theater! Perhaps this will be a good chance for me to show off my acting chops, since I didn't REALLY get a chance to do it LAST season!" / Treeflower says: "I'm really excited for this challenge to be coming up! You want to know why? Last night, I snuck in and penciled in a SPECIAL challenge request of my own! I'm going to make things right for Norbert, Daggett, and Bunny! I'll prove to them that I CAN change! They'll see that I am real!" (End Confessional) The plane arrives at the Tokyo airport, although no giant monsters can be seen rampaging through Tokyo, much to Kaput's disappointment. (Confessional) Kaput says: "Come ON!!!! If you're going to take ME to Tokyo, the least you can do is provide giant monsters for me to seek and destroy! This is NOT the cruise I signed up for!" / Snaptrap says: "Finally! A brand new town, and a brand new country, ready for me to try all my diabolical ideas on! I just hope I can think of a GOOD one before the challenge is over!" / Wally says: "As long as I'm in Japan, I can get some ideas for how to upgrade Yay-Ok. I'm going to see what the Japanese know about robots! Perhaps it will help me figure out the best way to make the most out of Yay-Ok's potential! You hear that, Yay-Ok?! I'm doing this all for you!" / Lil Deville says: "I am SO prepared to have a wild time in Japan, okay? They have sushi, they have bullet trains, they have pandas...wait, I take that back! That last one is what China has! But still, what Japan DOES have is pretty impressive!" / Bulma says: "In addition to knowing a LOT about science, I know a LOT about Japanese culture! My team is SO going to dominate this challenge with my help!" / Keswick says: "One good thing about the t-t-t-translator, the Japanese won't be able to tell if I'm s-s-s-stuttering or not!" / Guano says: "Japan, what would we do without their animes?" (End Confessional) The contestants are out of the plane, and they are all walking around Japan, surprised to see a BUNCH of chibi-fied versions of all the Nickelodeon characters, gracing different Japanese products! Marlene says: "WOAH!!!! Somebody REALLY knows how to tap the Japanese market!" Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce go over to a local vendor, and look over a package of Ramen Noodles! Sway-Sway STRANGELY responds: "Pig Goat Banana Cricket Ramen Noodle brand; the only Ramen Noodles that bring you the joy of watching Pig Goat Banana Cricket in the form of ramen noodles?!" Buhdeuce rolls his eyes and says: "That explains the ABSOLUTELY absurd concept for THAT show!" Sway-Sway says: "Agreed! Compared to THAT show, our show makes ABSOLUTE sense!" Buhdeuce says: "Including the Viking Beaver!" Oonski says: "I always make sense!" Gonard says: "Except when you don't, which is OFTEN!!!!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "Honestly! Pig Goat Banana Cricket! Are animators today SO void of good ideas that they're just TAKING objects of things they see EVERY single day and turning them into cartoon characters?! That's almost as LAZY as turning Chipmunks into a bunch of hit musicians! Although technically, they've actually been AROUND since 1958!" / Buhdeuce says: "Personally, I think there are a lot better ways to market yourself than through Ramen Noodles!" (End Confessional) Pearl says: "This is a new experience, but it feels like something is missing." (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Patty Mayonnaise rolls her eyes and says: "Right on cue." Sniz is driving in a TINY Japanese car, and shouts: "You know the drill! The time has come for you to sing! And for extra fun, let's give it something of a Japanese flavor!" Gonard says: "Japanese flavor? No problem! We can do that!" / Genre: 1980's New Wave. Sub-Genre: Japanese Oriental. Song: "Turning Japanese!" Sung by: Cast. / Reggie: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, of me and you!" Rocko: "You wrote, 'I love you,' you wrote I love you, I wrote 'Me, too.'" Twister: "I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do!" Fanboy to Chum-Chum: "Oh, it's in your color, it's in your color, your hair is brown!" Fanboy to Chum-Chum: "Your eyes are hazel, your eyes are hazel, and soft as clouds." Fanboy and Chum-Chum: "I often kiss you when there's no one else around!" (They kiss). Taotie, about Tigress: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture. I'd like a million of them all around my cell." Tigress, angrily to Taotie: "I want the doctor to take YOUR picture, so I can look at you from INSIDE as well!" Po to Tigress: "You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round." Captain Retro: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Chameleon, about Dudley: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, I'd like a million of them all around my cell." Dudley, happily to Chameleon: "I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well!" Kitty to Dudley: "You got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning round." Marlene: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Treeflower, about Norbert: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, I'd like a million of them all round myself!" Norbert to Treeflower: "I want a doctor to take a picture, so I can look at you from inside as well!" Daggett to Norbert: "You got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning round!" Stimpy: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Zim: "No sex, no drugs, no wine." Keswick: "No women, no fun, no sin." Pearl to a picture of Patrick: "No you, no wonder it's dark." Stanley: "Everyone around me is a total stranger." Angelica: "Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger! Everyone!" Phoebe: "That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Suzie: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Kaput: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Harvey: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Randolph: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Dog: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Heffer: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Cast: "Think so, think so, think so, think so." Monster: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" / And the song ends! Harvey says: "That was fun! And very different!" Monster says: "Are you REALLY enjoying the different that much?" Harvey says: "Every minute!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "Fee says that I have a lot of untapped potential, I just haven't seen it yet because I haven't gotten to experience a lot. But once I'm done with this experience, everyone will see just how cultured I can be! Granted, I'm no Spongebob, but I'll soak in as much information as I can!" / Monster says: "I really like that when I see fellow contestants of mine are having fun! That's what this season should be all about!" (End Confessional) Sniz once again drives up in his car, stops in front of a building, and honks to get the attention of all the contestants! Sniz says: "Everyone stop! We'll be going into this building!" And everyone looks up, and Spongebob says: "The Pachinko Palace!" Sniz says: "Pachinko is like the Japanese version of pinball! Lots of balls bounce around and score big points, and sometimes, you even win COOL prizes! Take for instance, Norbert and Treeflower, and Daggett! Treeflower is hoping to experience ANOTHER great wedding with Norbert, but only if Daggett and Bunny can watch! Thankfully, we've got a GREAT surprise for all three of them!" Sniz claps his hands, and out of a crate, Bunny appears! Daggett happily says: "My Bunny!" Bunny happily says: "My Daggett!" And they lovingly hug each other! Sniz says: "We're going to be playing Giant Pachinko, wedding edition! The game will be split up into two rounds. The first round will be Norbert and Treeflower's wedding, Daggett and Bunny will get to watch and participate in the grand event that is Norbert and Treeflower's wedding! While they do, two representatives from each team will get inside giant pachinko balls, and bounce around the giant pachinko machine! Think of it like the pinball challenge in Las Vegas, Nevada, but a higher score, means a fancier wedding! Likewise, the second round will be Daggett and Bunny's wedding! And Norbert and Treeflower will get to watch them have a grand wedding!" Norbert gasps and says: "I don't believe that you're doing this for ALL four of us!" Sniz says: "Actually, it WAS Treeflower's idea!" Norbert seriously asks: "You came up with this idea ALL on your own?!" Treeflower looks down, ashamed, and says: "It was the least I can do. Daggett and Bunny didn't get to see OUR wedding, and we didn't get a chance THEIR wedding! This way, ALL of us get to see OUR weddings!" Norbert hugs Treeflower, and he happily says: "I'm proud of you Treeflower! You've really redeemed yourself! I'm sorry I EVER doubted you!" Treeflower says: "At least now, we can all be happy with each other!" Daggett says: "I admit, you've really surprised me with this nice little...surprise! Well done, Treeflower!" Treeflower says: "It was nothing!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I needed a way to get Norbert and Daggett off of my back! I figured that I might as well take the first chance I had of doing it! Now that I'm doing this thing for ALL four of us, Daggett and Norbert can't POSSIBLY stay mad at me! Hopefully, this will show them that I am the best beaver ANY of them will know! I feel SO good about myself right now!" / Norbert cries a tear of joy, and happily says: "I'm so proud of my Treeflower. For a second, I almost thought that all she cared and thought about were her selfish thoughts and her selfish desires. But seeing as how she went out of the way to do this awesome thing for both of us, I now know that she's not selfish! She just might be the BEST beaver that I know of! Just don't tell Daggett that I said that!" / Daggett says: "You know, I was worried that when Norbert officially entered Treeflower into our family, all Norbert would do, would be to take Treeflower's side and NOT care about my feelings in the process! But when I found out that Norbert ROYALLY told Treeflower off for scheduling HER wedding on the same day as mine, I felt so touched by my brother's caring and compassion for me in a way that I had NEVER felt before! And now that Treeflower's gone out of her way to be NICE to me, Bunny, and Norbert, I now think that having Treeflower in our family might ACTUALLY be a pretty good deal! I'm not losing a brother, I'm GAINING a sister-in- law! For once, having an attractive older brother has it's advantages! Don't tell Norbert that I think of him as attractive! That just sounds weird!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Here's how it will work! The two representatives from each team will be put into a giant pachinko ball, and roll all around the giant pachinko machine, in order to score points. Whoever scores the highest amount of points in the two rounds combined, will have an advantage in the next part of today's challenge! The middle scoring team will have an average chance to win, while the lowest scoring team will only have slim pickings to choose from! Choose your representatives, and take a roll!" Captain Retro turns to Marlene, and he says: "We've got to take the initiative! We need to go first! We have to score HIGHER than Zarbon and HIS team if we want a chance of winning!" Marlene says: "I agree with you there, but don't you think Treeflower will be upset?" Captain Retro seriously says: "Seriously, you're worried about TREEFLOWER worrying about YOU missing HER wedding?!" Marlene says: "Good point! I'll go with you!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Truth be told, I didn't REALLY want to have to watch Treeflower get married to Norbert, but saying that out loud, just seems kind of wrong. This way, I have a legitimate excuse! Not only that, but scoring higher for Norbert and Treeflower will only make them BOTH appreciate me more! And I really like being appreciated!" / Captain Retro says: "I have good hand-eye coordination, as well as good reflexes. I can score pretty high on pinball games where it counts. Pachinko shouldn't be that much different of an experience. I'm feeling good about this!" (End Confessional) Zim says: "Dib, how would you like to share the first round with me?! Together, we can form an unbeatable combination!" Dib says: "Agreed! With my smarts and your craziness, our combined skills will be unstoppable!" (Confessional) Dib says: "If you were to ask me over two years ago, who I would end up getting together with? I would've said that the LAST being on Earth that I would EVER want to get together with is Zim! But believe it or not, once you get past the antennae, the green skin, and the multitude layer of alien organs that is Zim, what you get is a REALLY fascinating individual! Still kind of weird, but TOTALLY fascinating! And he's actually calmed down a whole lot now that he's no longer invading things. In other words he's pretty cool! So for once, being different works out for him! It certainly works for me!" / Zim says: "Dib is the only human I've ever been interested in, one way or another. I USED to be interested in trying to destroy him when he interfered with my plans for Irken conquest. But seeing as how I no longer need to WORRY about Irken conquest anymore, seeing as how I'm the only Irken around, Dib is actually quite a great Earthling to be around! But the weirdest part about being WITH Dib; strangely nobody freaks out about it! Did THAT many people REALLY predict we would get together with each other?! Just goes to show that you never know what other people think of you!" (End Confessional) Chameleon raises his hand and says: "Pick me! Oh please, pick me to be your partner Dudley! I am SO totally prepared to help you ace this challenge! Just give me a chance; PLEASE?!!!" Dudley says: "You don't need to pull the puppy dog eye routine on me, of COURSE we'll be partners!" Kitty shouts: "WHAT?!!! Why don't you want to be partners with me?" Dudley says: "For one, your hand eye coordination skills aren't as good as mine, or the Chameleons. Besides, you get distracted by a ray of sunlight!" Kitty says: "I do NOT get distracted by a--" (Bulma reflects light off of her Dragon Radar) Kitty excitedly says: "A magic ray of light! Come back here!" Dudley says: "Thank you, Bulma." Bulma says: "Just helping you prove a point!" (Confessional) Dudley says: "Honestly, Chameleon deserves a fair chance in this just like anyone else. Even if no one else is willing to give it to him, I plan to stick with him as long as he is willing to be on our side! I won't abandon him just because he doesn't look 'cool.' Besides, 'ugly' isn't always bad, and pretty isn't always good! You can't just judge a book by it's cover! Except the Twilight series; with that, you know you're looking at the cover of what is the literary equivalent of cat poop! No offense to Kitty." / Chameleon excitedly says: "I've got Dudley in my good graces! I have NEVER felt closer to having a real friend than I have right now! All I need to do now is to stay calm, and not blow it! I need to show Dudley that I can do more than change my appearance, I can change my personality, and be a friend he can be proud of! This is my big chance to prove that!" / Kitty says: "One of these days, I AM going to LEARN to control my reflexes, and not get distracted by another fancy light! But seriously, how come I can NEVER catch the laser point light in my hands? It's like their MAGIC or something!" (End Confessional) The participating contestants get into the giant pachinko balls, and get suited up for launch. Sniz says: "You have a clear field of vision inside those pachinko balls. Just keep your balls in play for as long as you can, and try to rack up as high of a score as you can. Remember, only the HIGHEST score of two combined rounds, will win this part of the challenge! Good luck to ALL of you!" Treeflower raises her hand and asks: "Just wondering, who's going to officiate these weddings?" Sniz answers: "Who better than someone who has GOTTEN married themselves?! Therefore, our resident general and ALSO an official justice of the peace, General Barracuda!!!!" And General Barracuda walks out, dressed like a priest! General Barracuda says: "I've always WANTED an excuse to dress up like this! I look SO official!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Maybe I should have had conditions on just WHO got to officiate these weddings. Oh well, it's too late to change it now! I guess I will just have to hope for the best!" (End Confessional) Sniz asks: "Are we all ready? Than on your marks, get set, get MARRIED!!!!" While the contestants bounce around the giant machine, General Barracuda goes about marrying Norbert and Treeflower again, while their surroundings keep getting fancier the higher the contestants scores get! General Barracuda says: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Norbert Foster Beaver and Treeflower Harmony Fields. If there is anyone here who has ANY reason why these two should NOT be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace." Kaput gets an excited look, but Zarbon notices this, and shakes his head no. So Kaput decides to just watch the ceremony. General Barracuda asks: "Do you, Norbert Foster Beaver, once again take Treeflower Harmony Fields to be your lawfully wedded wife? Honor her, comfort her, keep her in sickness and in health, and keep only to her, so long as you BOTH shall live?" Norbert happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda asks: "And do you, Treeflower Harmony Fields, take Norbert Foster Beaver once again for richer--." Treeflower impatiently says: "What do you THINK?!!! I mean, YEAH!!!! I do!" General Barracuda says: "By the power invested in me (heaven HELP us) I now pronounce you husband and PLIGHT!!!! I mean wife! You may kiss the bride!" And Norbert and Treeflower passionately kiss each other as the contestants finish the first round of the Pachinko game! Daggett says: "Way to go, big brother!" Sniz says: "It's all over! Team Retro has 44 million points, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, REALLY Cool..." Harvey says: "There are only THREE Reallys!" Sniz says: "Whatever! Has 44,440,000 points!" And Team Doom is lagging behind with 33 million points!" Dib shouts: "You mean we didn't score MORE?!!!" Zim says: "I TOLD you we should have taken a chance with the luck roulette, but NO!!!! You said, let's play it SAFE!!!! Let's not JEOPARDIZE our team's chances by taking STUPID, unnecessary risks!" Dib says: "At least we don't have a NEGATIVE score!" Zim says: "Small chance of that happening!" Sniz says: "Daggett and Bunny, it is now YOUR turn to be married! Two more representatives from each team must participate in the Giant Pachinko machine game. And to make it more interesting, I think that I will pick the representatives this time! For Team Retro, Robot and Globitha!!!!" Globitha shouts: "EEEH!!!!" And just EPIC GLOMPS Robot! Sniz says: "For Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool, Zarbon and Kaput!" Kaput excitedly says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "And for Team Doom, Patty and Judy!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Why do I HAVE to get lumped with Globitha?! What in the name of Karma, did I POSSIBLY do to warrant getting stuck with her?! I just don't understand it!" / Globitha says: "Thank you, Sniz! You're making my DREAMS come true!" / Kaput says: "Finally! A chance to SABOTAGE some losing suckers! Mainly, THOSE on Team Retro! I've been WAITING for an opportunity to take THAT team down a NOTCH! And the best part of it, Captain Retro can't do ANYTHING to stop it!" / Zarbon says: "I just love the fact that Kaput is SO willing to make himself out to be the PRIME example of a nefarious evil-doer for this season, even without me having to ASK him! It makes my job of being the REAL evil mastermind much easier! Kaput takes all the heat, and I get all the breaks! I never thought achieving my goals could be THIS simple!" / Keswick says: "I-I-I-I kind of, trip up and get n-n-n-nervous around girls! Th-th-th-they kind of m-m-m-make me l-l-l-lose my composure! I c-c-c-can't allow this t-t-t-to hurt my t-t-t-team's chances of w-w-w-winning!" / Phoebe says: "Keswick has told me, how it is feasibly possible to travel faster than the speed of light. It's not so much that you got to travel FASTER than light itself, what you got to do is make light travel SLOWER than you do! Once you do, getting to far away places is a relatively simple matter of thrust and propulsion! Maybe that's why I think Keswick is interesting! We are SO on the same level of intellectual intelligence!" / Twister says: "Don't worry, folks! I WILL so get a chance to show off my AWESOME skills to EVERYONE here! The Twister is READY to TWIST again! Just like I did LAST summer!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Let's play this like we're in SWEEPS week! Ready, set, lets get these two MARRIED!!!!" And as the representing contestants bounce around in their giant pachinko balls, Daggett and Bunny get married! General Barracuda begins by saying: "Do you, Daggett Doofus Beaver, take Bunny--." While this is going on, in Team S.R.R.R.C.'s pachinko ball, Zarbon tells Kaput: "Now's your CHANCE! Zap Team Retro's ball and put them OUT of the running!" Kaput fires his lazer at Team Retro's ball, and it sends them STRAIGHT out of the Giant Pachinko machine! General Barracuda continues: "So long as you both shall live?" Daggett happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda says: "And do you, Bunny, take Daggett--." While this continues, Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. continue to rack up high points, until they both are unable to keep themselves in the game any longer. General Barracuda finishes: "So long as you both shall live?" Bunny happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda says: "By the power invested in me. I now pronounce you spouse and spouse! You may kiss the bunny!" And Daggett does this, happily and passionately!" Norbert happily says: "Congratulations, brother! It was every bit as wonderful as I expected it to be!" Daggett happily says: "Thank you, brother! And I'm SO glad that you got to actually SEE it this time!" Norbert says: "Me to!" (Confessional) Treeflower breathes a sigh of relief and says: "WHEW!!!! That's done! I'm officially off the hook! Now NOBODY, especially not Marlene, can accuse me of being selfish and self-centered, because I have just shown that I am CLEARLY not!" / Marlene says: "I really had Treeflower pegged down as being selfish and self-centered, but she REALLY threw me for a loop! I guess even an angry beaver can change if they have the right incentive to!" / Daggett says: "Thanks for the great wedding, Treeflower! You're A-okay in MY books!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That's it! The two rounds are over! Time to announce the scores! Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool scored 77 million points total, Team Doom scored 66,600,000 points total, and Team Retro, I'm shocked, you only scored 44,440,000 points total!" Tigress, mutters to Captain Retro: "Kaput's doing, no doubt!" Captain Retro says: "Agreed!" Sniz says: "Therefore, Team S.R.R.R.C. gets the best advantage next round, Team Doom gets an average advantage, and Team Retro gets slim pickings! We're reveal what the advantages are and what they are for, after we show some important commercial announcements! But be sure to come back, for more Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are in a Japanese film studio, watching a promo for "Total Cartoon Action," in English, but with Japanese subtitles! In the promo, a woman with an Asian accent, with the voice of Lucy Liu, says: "The hottest show from the U.S.A. to bring in big ratings in Japan, from the people who brought you Total Cartoon Island, here is Total Cartoon Action!" Sniz says: "It is a great, wonderful event we'll be having tonight, and I hope you will be happy to know that you have all passed the auditions!" Stimpy, but obviously overdubbed BADLY with a Japanese male actor's voice with a BAD English speaking pattern, says: "I like it so much, I can't stop watching enough!" The Lucy Liu woman says: "Be sure to tune in for your regular fix of Total Cartoon Action, and don't mix a single second!" Sniz turns off the promo and says: "What do you guys think?" Stimpy says: "No offense, but why did they replace my voice?" Sniz gets a humiliated look and says: "Sadly, it wasn't just you. For some reason, there are SOME people in Japan who REFUSE to watch this show unless there are Japanese actors VOICING the characters!" Marlene says: "But they didn't replace YOUR voice!" Sniz says: "That's because it's in my contract! If they even ATTEMPT to replace me with some knock-off actor, they'll have to pay me $4.4 million in royalties!" Jimmy Neutron asks: "What was the point of showing us that promo anyways?" Sniz says: "It's all part of the SECOND part of the challenge! You will be making your OWN promo for a very special snack!" Gonard asks: "Is it for Doritos? Fritos? Cheerios?!" Sniz says: "Nope! Even better! Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! The first thing we have to do is to try and figure out a shorter NAME for the snack once we port it to the states!" Reggie Rocket says: "Obviously!" Sniz says: "Which brings us to the advantage bonus. Team S.R.R.R.C., since you got the most points in the first part of the challenge, you'll get the first pick of ANYTHING you want from the plane to help you make this commercial! And don't worry, we came prepared! In the back of the plane, we've got a bunch of props, sets, devices, gizmos, anything you might need to make a commercial. And make it a fun one! Team Doom, since you came in second, you can go in AFTER Team S.R.R.R.C. and use whatever THEY didn't take! That's why Team Retro will really have to stretch themselves creatively, because they will have slim pickings, seeing as how they will have to go last! After you make your commercials, Fondue, General Barracuda and I, will be judging your commercials WITH you! Only the team that made the commercial will be invited in to watch. I will announce the results after I have seen what you ALL come up with! So, let's get FILMING!!!!" / Gonard asks: "So? What should we do first? We've got free reign to choose whatever we want from the plane!" Zarbon says: "The answer is OBVIOUS! Since we're in Japan, what better way to appeal to Japanese tastes than what a Japanese styled commercial? What is the biggest thing to EVER come from Japan?" Taotie answers: "Dragonball Z?!!!" Zarbon says: "Okay, SECOND biggest thing to ever come from Japan?" Harvey Beaks answers: "Giant monsters?" Zarbon says: "Correct! We'll film a commercial showing GIANT monsters rampaging through Tokyo, and their hunger can only be satisfied by the gummy snacks! Heffer, Monster, since you two are LITERALLY the largest contestants in this team, we'll use YOU to play the monsters, rampaging through a miniaturized set of Tokyo. Oh, and you'll BOTH need to remove your clothes!" Heffer asks: "Why?!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Hello! Obviously, they don't MAKE clothes that come in size 50 Triple XXXXtra LARGE!!!! Giant monsters are not SUPPOSED to wear clothes!" Monster protests: "But, people will see our BUSINESS!!!!" Zarbon coldly asks: "Is that a PROBLEM; MISS?!!!" Heffer nervously replies: "On second thought, if it's monster nudity you want, it's monster nudity you'll get!" But Bulma eyes Zarbon suspiciously. (Confessional) Bulma says: "I met with Zarbon once before, on the planet of Namek. But back then, he didn't seem to be as cold, calculating and ruthless as he does now. It's like he's not EVEN the Zarbon that I'm familiar with! The only thing that saves him from me taking out MY anger on him, is the fact that he's super hot! Nobody in their right MIND would want to mess up THAT beauty!" / Zarbon says: "I get things done, one way or another. If not with my CHARMING beauty, than with SHEER intimidation tactics! And I know all ABOUT sheer intimidation tactics! I learned it ALL by watching the BEST master in the cosmos; Master Freeza! He would NEVER let ANYBODY so much as SPIT on one of his planets without having to pay a great big PRICE for it! NOBODY disrespects Master Freeza! And as his right-hand man, NOBODY is going to disrespect me! I am the MASTER of this game, and everyone else is just a PAWN in my little GAME! They just don't know it yet!" / Heffer says: "I heard that TV gives you LOTS of exposure! I just didn't expect it would be THAT much!" (End Confessional) After Team S.R.R.R.C. finishes, Team Doom goes in to see what they can find. Patty Mayonnaise says: "I think Team S.R.R.R.C. got the best stuff!" Snaptrap says: "The only REAL thing of noteworthy value is these samurai costumes, fake samurai swords, and lots of Japanese Cherry Blossom flowers." Judy Funny says: "We COULD do a Kibuki Theater performance type of thing! The Japanese really go for that!" Guano seriously says: "How about NOT?!!! Miss I got Eliminated FIRST last season?!" (Confessional) Guano says: "Somebody had to put their foot down! If everyone HERE took suggestions from a person who got eliminated FIRST in a season, we'd all wind up stranded somewhere in Winnemucca, Nevada! Dreaming about what MIGHT have been!" / Judy Funny says: "Just because I was eliminated first LAST season, doesn't mean that my suggestion was without its merits! Getting eliminated first is a hard thing to live down." / Snaptrap says: "I can't come up with a cool plan to take over the world with only samurai costumes and fake samurai swords! Everyone knows that the Samurai haven't been able to win a real war since 1853, when Admiral Perry opened up trade negotiations between Japan and the U.S.!" (End Confessional) Jimmy Neutron says: "Guys! We can do this! We just need to appeal to the tastes of Japan! The Japanese love their culture! They LOVE their history! Let's USE these samurai costumes to good use, and let's make a REAL work of art, it flows like a haiku, and rises like Mount Fuji!" Fanboy asks: "Do you REALLY think we can make a successful commercial with this stuff?!" Jimmy says: "I'm PRACTICALLY the smartest guy competing this season! There's NO way we can lose with MY brains!!!!" Than suddenly, Jimmy Neutron and Fanboy FREEZE in their tracks when they hear a rustling and a RATTLING behind them! Fanboy asks: "What was THAT?!!!" Jimmy Neutron and Fanboy BOTH turn around, and they BOTH catch a GLIMPSE of Timmy Turner, hiding in the shadows, but his eyes are now GLOWING an evil red! And just as quickly as they see Timmy Turner, he disappears! Fanboy asks: "Was THAT...?!" Jimmy shakes his head and says: "Couldn't have been!" (Confessional) Jimmy Neutron says: "When someone gets eliminated, they are ELIMINATED! They don't just get a free ride on a plane! Come on! Sniz and Fondue are recording and WATCHING everything that happens! Timmy Turner couldn't POSSIBLY slip past them! Could he?!" / Fanboy says: "I always thought of Timmy Turner as fun, but catching THAT glimpse of him made me SHIVER!!!! What possible reason would he have for staying on? What could he POSSIBLY hope to GAIN?!!! And furthermore, what does this mean for Jimmy's chances as well as my own? I don't want to sound like the bearer of doom, but I heard a rumor, that when somebody gets involved with Timmy Turner, their luck goes straight DOWN the tubes! It's called the Timmy Turner curse! You get involved with Timmy Turner, it will do you NO good! Mark my words, if someone around here KNOWS that Timmy Turner is in FACT, on this plane, and they're keeping it a secret from everyone else, it will only lead to THEIR own doom! I just hope that my OWN game hasn't been put in jeopardy just by SEEING Timmy Turner! I mean, seeing isn't enough for a CURSE to take effect! Right?" (End Confessional) After Team Doom exits, Team Retro enters, only to find that what they have to work with, isn't a lot! Suzie says: "Figures we'd get stuck with the scraps! The other two teams feasted on what they could, and left us with the left-overs!" Angelica says: "As much as I HATE to admit it, Suzie is RIGHT!!!!" Treeflower gasps and says: "Wait a minute!!!! Did you JUST say Suzie was RIGHT?!!!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Has the world gone MAD?!!! First, Team Retro doesn't win the FIRST part of this important challenge, than Angelica admits that someone OTHER than her is RIGHT about something?!!! I think I better check the forecast! Because unless I'm mistaken, HELL has just frozen over, and I don't mean in Texas, either!" / Suzie says: "Maybe Angelica has changed. She NEVER would've admitted that anyone else was right about ANYTHING before, but this is something totally brand new! Maybe it's possible that even Angelica Pickles can change! I mean, weirder things HAVE occurred! Off hand, I can't think of anything, but I KNOW there must be something!" / Angelica says: "Right now, I am in no position to be sarcastic. Otto Rocket is GONE, and he was my only REAL guaranteed ally that could have been on MY team! Without him, I'm forced to suck up to the other also-rans in this competition! Not that I mind, I'm obviously the underdog this season! I am GOING to go far, and it would take something TRULY magical to stop me THIS time!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Guys, we have got EVERYTHING we need to film a commercial in this very room!" Stimpy says: "How do you figure?" Captain Retro says: "We've got a steam machine, a green screen, all these seemingly retro knick-knacks and devices that have been around since the 1980's and/or early 1990's? We have a perfect recipe for success!!!!" Rocko asks: "What are we going to do?" Captain Retro says: "We're going to use EVERYTHING in this room, and make an EPIC music video to advertise the gummy snacks! It's the GREATEST idea ever!" Tigress asks: "Can we pull it off?" Captain Retro says: "With everyone's help, I KNOW we can do it! But to hedge our bets a bit, perhaps we could do a little something extra. Guys?" Po, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob ask: "Yes?" Captain Retro says: "If we REALLY want to grab Sniz's attention, we need to do something that he ISN'T expecting, but is REALLY hoping he will see!" Po asks: "What is he hoping for?!" Captain Reto says: "I hope you're not ashamed about your bodies; you will HAVE to get naked!" Tigress says: "Wouldn't be the FIRST time Po showed me EVERYTHING he had to offer!" Captain Retro, unsure, asks: "Po, do you and Tigress EVER make out?!" Tigress answers: "All the time!!!!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Po says: "What Tigress DIDN'T mention, is that she is ALWAYS the POWER top!" / Tigress says: "I ALWAYS have to be the POWER top! HELLO!!!! His weight might MOSTLY be muscle, but it's STILL 776 pounds of it! And my maximum for being a bottom is 444 pounds! Don't get me wrong, I can LIFT 776 pounds EASILY, I just don't want to when I'm engaged in a VERY passionate business! And believe me, Po and I can get PRETTY passionate when we want to!" / Daggett says: "What I CAN'T figure out, is why would a HOT girl like Tigress, go out with a bumbling, rotund ball of fur like Po?" / Po says: "Why does Tigress go out with a guy like me?! I make her laugh! And because, I have a REALLY wonderful personality! I even let her sleep on my belly for time to time, she says its more comfortable than any pillow she's rested her head on!" / Tigress says: "Why do I go out with a guy like Po? Simple! He makes me laugh! But more importantly, he has a WONDERFUL personality! I can tell him ANYTHING in confidence and he won't betray it to anyone else! Not even Master Monkey, who pesters us all the time! I guess Oogway didn't MAKE a mistake when he chose Po as the Dragon Warrior. He can stay calm in many situations where I often can't! That's...one of the areas I need to work on!" (End Confessional) The teams have all finished making their commercials, and are ready to show Sniz the results! Sniz says: "Each team will come in one at a time, and will leave when their commercials are done!" Team S.R.R.R.C. comes in first, and hands over the D.V.D. of the commercial. Bulma says: "I think you will find it is the BEST commercial in the ENTIRE world!" General Barracuda says: "Fondue, Sniz and I will be the judges of that!" General Barracuda pops the D.V.D in, and a crisp, high-definition commercial film of a monster movie plays! Heffer and Monster play 'GIANT' (naked) rampaging monsters through Tokyo, while the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. (minus Zarbon who isn't seen yet) plays innocent bystanders trying to run for their lives! Gonard says: "Oh, no!!!! Look at them ripping those buildings to shreds!" Taotie says: "Look at them CRUSHING innocent bystanders in buses and cars!" Kaput says: "It looks like NOTHING will stop their hunger!" And suddenly, the unmistakable sound of the Blue Oyster Cult, with their 1978 hit song, "Godzilla," plays in the background as the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. run to avoid the 'GIANT' Heffer and Monster are rampaging through Tokyo, naked! / "With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the city's high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train, scream 'My God' as He looks in on them! He picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he wades through the buildings toward the center of town! Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! (Instrumental solo) Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! (Instrumental solo) History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla!" Than suddenly, Zarbon appears holding a package of gummy candies! Looking VERY beautiful (just like Orlando Bloom) Zarbon HEROICALLY says: "Never FEAR!!!! The cure to these monster's hungers is HERE!!!! This will SOOTHE the savage BEASTS!!!!" He blasts the gummies INTO the monsters' mouths, and they suddenly quiet down into a state of peaceful relaxation! Zarbon heroically says: "A winner is ME!!!! All their base belong to me! And they can BELONG to YOU to, if you buy..." Than all of Team S.R.R.R.C. sings: "Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks!" And their commercial ends! Sniz says: "Very impressive! Use of a Blue Oyster Cult hit song, giant monsters, AND nudity! Not bad, I give it a 9!" Fondue, imitating Simon Cowell, snobbishly says: "I only give it a FOUR!!!! Not enough Bulma Briefs in MY honest opinion! And Gonard REALLY should have pointed out his resume more! He's friends with Sean Schemmel!" General Barracuda says: "Well, the commercial definitely made me hungry, but not for Gummy Snacks. More like a Snickers! I like eating a Snickers when I get hungry, because I'm not ME when I'm hungry! I give it a 7!" Sniz says: "20 total. You are done! Next team!" Team S.R.R.R.C. walks out, and Team Doom walks in. Jimmy hands over the D.V.D. and says: "THIS is my artistic MASTERPIECE!!!!" Sniz says: "Technically, it IS art, but we'll see if it QUALIFIES to be a masterpiece!" And Sniz puts the D.V.D. in! / Team Doom's commercial is filmed in sepia, and it appears kind of grainy, as if it is OLDER than it actually is! Jimmy is dressed in a samurai costume, and is traveling on Mr. Horse from "Ren and Stimpy." The other contestants from Team Doom are dressed in traditional Japanese Kimono robes, with the female contestants wearing Geisha wigs and Kibuki make-up. It is raining and very windy. Phoebe says: "Mighty Samurai Warrior. Oh, honorable Samurai Warrior. Dost thou honor us with some food?" Dib says: "We need to feed the children! Think of the POOR children!" Stanley just stands there nervous, as if distracted by something. Judy whispers: "Stanley, that's your cue!" Seeing that Stanley doesn't get the hint, Judy decides to quickly improvise! Judy shouts: "Oh the hunger! The HUNGER!!!! The hunger for some food!" Jimmy Neutron is now lying on the ground, with his sword pointed up in the air. A beach ball rolls along and pops on the sword. Jimmy reciting a haiku, says: "Empty, aching gut? I want to devour this treat. Chew it, eat it, yum! Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks!" / And Team Doom's commercial ends. Sniz says: "Well that was...interesting. What say you, Fondue?" Fondue, still imitating Simon Cowell, snobbily says: "I couldn't TELL when my appetite ENDED! When Jimmy Neutron rode in on that poor exscuse of a glue factory reject, or when Stanley missed his cue! Anyways, I'd give them a -4!" General Barracuda nervously says: "It wasn't BAD...it just wasn't good. Sorry Pearl, the team only gets a zero from me!" Sniz says: "I can't picture myself wearing a samurai outfit. I mean, I HAVE worn them, but I don't like to wear them! I'd give it a 4 at best! All that, and you guys have a zero!" Pearl says: "Could have been worse! It could have been a negative score!" Patrick says: "It also could have been a lot better!" Pearl asks: "What's your name again? Squidward?" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Believe it or not, I think her memory IS getting better! She's remembering the names of the creatures who live in Bikini Bottom! Not just the same contestants that she constantly sees! She's bound to remember me eventually!" / General Barracuda says: "Giving my darling girl a zero? Yeah, that hurt. But the thing of it is, Sniz and Fondue EXPECT me to do an honest, unbiased job. I can't give special treatment to anybody, not even my daughter! I hope that Pearl is able to understand this." / Pearl says: "I think the one thing missing from that commercial was Pad Thai. I mean, I know it comes from Thailand, but it IS oriental! That could have counted for something extra! Right?!" (End Confessional) Team Doom walks out, and Team Retro walks in! Captain Retro says: "I hope you're in the mood for some retro music, with some ADDED flavor! We've spiced up a rock-and roll favorite from 1986 with the Nicktoon brand!" Sniz says: "Sounds promising!!!! Let's put the D.V.D. in!" And Sniz takes the D.V.D. from Captain Retro, and puts it into the D.V.D. player! / A music video plays, it has a lot of steam, a lot of random retro objects from the 1980's and early 1990's thrown around like a stop-motion video; Captain Retro sings, with Marlene providing back-up vocals, as a bunch of the other male Nicktoon characters of Team Retro appear NAKED, with the girls admiring their physiques! All of this goes on as Captain Retro sings a version of Peter Gabriel's 1986 mega hit song, "Sledgehammer!" / Captain Retro: "Hey you, do you wanna do a job? You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. You could have an aeroplane flying, if you bring your blue sky back. All you do is call me, I'll be anything you need! You could have a big dipper, going up and down, all around the bends! You could have a bumper car, bumping! This amusement never ends! I wanna be your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Ha, ow! Let me be your sledgehammer! This will be my testimony, yeah!" Marlene: "Yeah!" Captain Retro: "Show me round your fruit cage, cause I will be your honey bee! Open up your fruit cage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be! I wanna be, your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Yeah! You'd better call the sledgehammer! Put your mind at rest I'm gonna be, the sledgehammer! This can be my testimony! Yeah! I'm your sledgehammer! Let there be no doubt about it! Sledge! Sledge! Your Sledgehammer!" (Instrumental solo, Norbert and Daggett dance together to the tune of Japanese Oriental music while the words Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! flashes on the screen in bright, bold green titles, and the gummy snacks float around as well!) Captain Retro: "I get in lane! I've kicked the habit!" Marlene: "Kicked the habit, kicked the habit!" Captain Retro: "Shed my skin!" (Craig sheds his skin) Marlene: "Shed my skin!" Captain Retro: "This is the new stuff!" Marlene: "This is the new stuff!" Captain Retro: "I go dancing in!" Marlene: "We go dancing in!" Captain Retro: "Oh, won't you show for me?" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I will show for you!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Me! Show for me!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Huh, I will show for you! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I do mean you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Only you! You've been coming through!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "I'm gonna build that power, build, build up that power!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Oh, I've been feeding the rhythm, huh! I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Gonna feel that power, build in you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I've been feeding the rhythm, I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "It's what we're doing, doing all day and night!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" / And the commercial ends! Sniz excitedly says: "Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Epic! Terrific! Stupendous! Magical!!!! And it's good to! I'd give it a 10!" Fondue, still imitating Simon Cowell, snobbily says: "Drab, plain, boring, predictable, without a SENSE of human compassion!" Than Fondue DROPS the impression, and in his normal voice, says: "But enough about ANGELICA!!!! Captain Retro's video was a 10! I'd eat those gummies!" General Barracuda nervously says: "I wasn't really paying attention because I didn't realize there would be THREE commercials, but I like the use of the Peter Gabriel hit song of Sledgehammer, I'll give it a 10! Horatio, out!" Sniz says: "I think we have our winner!" / Sniz gets all three teams back together, and says: "After reviewing each commercial thoroughly, Fondue, General Barracuda and I have all come to the conclusion, that Team Retro wins today's challenge!!!!" Globitha excitedly says: "EEEH!!!! We're all SAFE for another day! Isn't that WONDERFUL, Robot?!!!" Robot sarcastically says: "It's WONDERFUL, Globitha!" Globitha, oblivious to the sarcasm, says: "I KNOW, isn't it?!!! EEEH!!!!" And Spongebob shakes his head sadly. (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I've often had a hard time picking up sarcasm, but even I knew that Robot was being facetious with Globitha, which is a word that I can't even BELIEVE that I KNOW!!!! Facetious, I mean! Funny how you can't spell that word without the word face, or us! Just something I've noticed!" / Robot sarcastically says: "That's ALL I needed! Another challenge STUCK with Globitha! This is the WINTER of my DISCONTENT!!!!" / Globitha says: "Every day that I get to spend with MY Robot, is another day that I get to spend in PARADISE!!!! I am SO loving it!!!!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "I think I can safely say we all showed the world what we have, and that we have nothing to hide!" Sanjay asks: "Because we showed EVERYTHING?!!!" Captain Retro says: "And it won us the challenge! Don't you see? We won because we SHOWED Sniz and Fondue that we have nothing to hide! And if we have nothing to hide, then they can only see us for who we TRULY are, not who they THINK we are!" Sanjay says: "I never thought of it that way, that actually makes perfect sense!" Craig says: "Welcome to the club! What took YOU so long to get to where I'm at?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Tigress, Po, you really helped out a LOT in that music video!" Po goes up to HUG Captain Retro and says: "Thank you so much! That means a LOT to me!" Captain Retro says: "You are funny, good, have a nice sense of humor, and your sense of duty is infallible! How would you like to join me, Rocko, Marlene, and Stimpy in an alliance?!" Po thinks about and says: "On one condition! If I'm a member of your alliance, Tigress has to be part of the alliance to. We're a package deal!" Marlene asks: "What do you think, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I can't afford to have my EYES clawed out by Tigress, so I won't hug her! Luckily, her aura indicates that while she MIGHT be somewhat head-strong, stubborn, and prone to fits of anger..." Tigress shouts: "I am NOT!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Whatever YOU say, Angelina Jolie! The point is, you won't betray the alliance! You're both in!" Po excitedly says: "Did you hear that, Tigress?! We're part of an ALLIANCE!!!!" Tigress asks: "So we're cool now?" Captain Retro says: "I think so. I think six members, is just about right! After all, what do MOST Power Ranger teams have in common?" Marlene answers: "Six rangers?" Captain Retro says: "Exactly! Therefore, I officially dub our alliance, Power Rangers Retro Force!!!! Loosely based on the fourth Japanese season of Super Sentai, but with a sixth ranger!" Po says: "Cool!!!!" Marlene says: "And you helped us pull it all together! Thank you, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro blushes, sweats and says: "No problem, Marlene!!!!" Marlene asks: "Is there something you want to tell me, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro nervously says: "No. I-I-I think I should devise some future strategies for some future challenges! We'll talk later!" Captain Retro runs off, and Marlene looks puzzled! (Confessional) Marlene says: "I'm feeling really strange right now. On the one hand, Skipper IS attractive, but he just doesn't understand things on a metaphysical level the way Captain Retro does. And Captain Retro? He LISTENS to me, he really cares about me! I'm more than just an alliance partner to him, and more than just a pretty face! He SEES me, for me! That there's more to me than just beauty! Skipper just doesn't see that! Am I crushing on Captain Retro? Strange to say, but I think the answer is yes!" / Captain Retro says: "I had to get out of there! What am I doing?! I need to stay focused on the mission! I can't be interfering with other people's love-lives! True, I'm not messing with anybody's free will, I'm not doing anything devious; so the only thing I can be accused of is being too handsome and too smart for my own good! Who knew that having brains and beauty could be a drawback for someone in MY position?! I LIKE Marlene! I think I like her a LOT!!!! But a clear fact remains...she HAS a boyfriend! I'm not going to take her away from Skipper! I don't DO that! It's an alliance! It can't be anything more than that! There's too much at stake for me to pursue my own wants! And even now, I'm worried that my WANT, is turning into a NEED! I want love to, but...I CAN'T interfere with other people's love-lives! I am a good guy! I won't take Marlene as mine! The only question is, how do you stop yourself from just loving someone else?! I am in such a predicament! I guess even beings from the 4th dimension have problems of their own!" / Po says: "I am SO totally digging this new alliance set-up! Me, Tigress, Marlene, Captain Retro, Rocko, and Stimpy, together in a SUPER awesome alliance! I'm still not sure what our goal is, but as long as Power Rangers Retro Force stays united, we'll DOMINATE the challenges!" / Tigress says: "I probably COULD get through the game just FINE on my own, but I need to think about the team merge! Sure, it's a long ways off, but having an alliance now means one less thing I have to think about for the team merge! Taking care of it now means I don't have to take care of it later! Foresight, that's why I WILL dominate the competition this season!" / Sanjay and Craig are together, and Craig says: "You know Sanjay, there aren't that many people who can pull off being NAKED and actually make it LOOK good! You really NAILED it!" Sanjay says: "I was kind of nervous, but with everyone else doing it, that made me less reluctant!" Craig says: "It's like the old saying, strength in numbers!" Sanjay says: "And now, I know that I DEFINITELY have the numbers! It's REALLY comforting to know that I'm not alone on this team! Or on this show!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Team Doom. What can I say? Your commercial STUNK the worst! Looks like you're stuck with the elimination ceremony again tonight! The only question is, who will you boot off THIS time?!" / Team Doom is sitting around, thinking about their prospects of who to boot off. Patrick asks: "Who are we going to eliminate this time?" Zim says: "How about Roger Plotz?! He didn't do a DARN thing today!" Patrick says: "Except he's on Team S.R.R.R.C., remember!" Dib says: "His bad!" Phoebe asks: "Why don't we get rid of the OBVIOUS choice?! He really shouldn't be here ANYWAYS!" Snaptrap asks: "Who are you talking about?" Stanley nervously asks: "You're not talking about ME, are you?! I was distracted while filming that commercial!" Reggie asks: "What did you have to be distracted about?" Stanley says: "I didn't want to hurt an animal, like I did in the last challenge! Ever since I broke that mummy cat, I'm worried that I could be jinxed!" Keswick says: "Curses only affect you if you give them constant THOUGHT and OBSESS about it! Curses won't affect you if you have good karma, and I think your karma is pretty good!" Guano exclaims: "That's incredible!" Keswick asks: "What's incredible?!" Guano says: "Didn't you HEAR yourself talking just then?! You didn't stutter a single WORD in that sentence!" Keswick says: "I didn't?!!!" Phoebe hugs Keswick and says: "Isn't it WONDERFUL?!!! Now you won't feel socially awkward in situations anymore!" Keswick nervously says: "Yeah! That's great!" (Confessional) Keswick gasps in shock and says: "Stuttering was kind of my schtick. It made me unique and people noticed it! But just suddenly NOT stuttering?!!! That's NEVER happened before! Was Stanley RIGHT about the curse?! And if so, why is it suddenly affecting ME?! I didn't BREAK the mummy cat! Can a curse SPREAD from one person to another?! Maybe it's not the curse, I hope not! But I sure hope that no one ELSE catches it!" / Phoebe says: "I always SAID that if you put your mind to it, you can overcome ANYTHING! I knew Keswick would figure out how to stop stuttering on his own! I wonder what else Keswick will be able to accomplish?" / Snaptrap angrily says: "My jerkface members of MY team are OBVIOUSLY hoping to gang up on me and try to take me OUT! I can't let that HAPPEN!!!! I haven't accomplished anything EVIL yet!!!! I think it's time I make a move, and strike them when they are NOT expecting it! They will NEVER see it coming!" (End Confessional) / Team Doom is now in the back of the plane, once again attending another anxiety ridden elimination ceremony! Sniz says: "Well, here you all are, AGAIN! Team Doom, you're not off to a stellar start, are you?" Wally says: "I admit, we are having trouble getting our footing, but it's only two challenges! We STILL have a good chance to recover from this!" Sniz asks: "How so?" Dib says: "What the monkey is IMPLYING, is that we need to cut out some dead weight, someone who provides absolutely NO benefit to THIS team whatsoever!" Sniz says: "Have you got someone in mind?" Patrick says: "Believe me, we DO!!!!" Sniz says: "In that case, I'll leave you guys to it! And PEARL, remember, stamp only ONE passport, of the CONTESTANT that you WANT to BOOT off! Got it?!" Pearl says: "I already told you, I GOT it!" (Confessional) Pearl holds up her passport and says: "Wow! My passport looks stellar! Wait! What was I supposed to do again? Oh, yeah! I have to vote for someone! (Holds up Patrick's passport) I have NO idea who THIS is, I'll stamp it!" (STAMP!!!!) / Fanboy stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "You are a plague onto this house that has continued for FAR too long!" / Chum-Chum stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "It's time you go BACK to the Rat Pack, and I don't mean Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr., either!" / Judy Funny stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Alas, poor Snaptrap. I KNEW you WELL!!!!...NOT!!!!" / Reggie Rocket stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "The Rat has got to PACK his TRAP!!!!" / Dib says: "Stanley is pretty much useless, but Snaptrap is PROBABLY the bigger threat! Eh, I guess I'll vote for Snaptrap!" (STAMP!!!!) / Phoebe stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Evil villains like yourself have NO place on this SHOW!!!!" / Zim stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Dib and I BOTH agree! Snaptrap has even WORSE villain potential than I did!" / Snaptrap looks at Jimmy's pass-port and STAMPS it, laughing crazily and maniacally, like a VILLAIN!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "There are 17 contestants on this team, but only 16 bags of buttered, salted, delicious in-flight popcorn! I'll pull the passports from the SECRET ballot bag, and tally up the votes! Once I do, I'll give bags of popcorn to the contestants who are safe! The contestant who does NOT receive a bag of popcorn must immediately grab the parachute of losers, and take the Drop of Shame! That means you are OUT of the contest, and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Sniz looks around and says: "Fanboy, Chum-Chum, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Pearl, Wally, Stanley, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Zim, Patrick!" Snaptrap gazes off somewhere, as if unsure about the outcome, while Jimmy Neutron has a POSITIVE outlook! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of POPCORN!!!!" After a few tense seconds, Sniz shouts: "Snaptrap!!!!" Jimmy shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "Sorry, Jimmy, the team has spoken! You need to pack!" Phoebe says: "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!! I KNOW for a fact that there were at LEAST 16 of us who did NOT vote Jimmy Neutron off!" Sniz says: "I have the pass-ports in the bag. What more proof do you need?" Jimmy sighs and says: "I'm sorry guys, I let you down. I let my team down, I let the Japanese TV viewer down. But worst of all, I let Cindy Vortex down. I told her I would do better this season! Still, I suppose I deserve this for the way I rigged off Treeflower in season one, now it's come back to repay me! I guess I'll do the only honorable Japanese thing a Samurai can do when they've been bested in combat! HARI-KARI!!!!" And Jimmy FAKE stabs himself with the fake Samurai Sword. Reggie says: "You DO know that is fake, right?!" Jimmy says: "Good-bye, Reggie. I think I'll miss your kindness the MOST of all!" Jimmy opens the door, but instead of grabbing a parachute, he ACTIVATES a jet-pack and says: "Got to BLAST!!!!" And Jimmy zooms off for parts unknown! Sniz says: "Oh yeah. I forgot Jimmy Neutron had ACCESS to that technology!" (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "Jimmy wasn't the ONLY one with access to technology! I have TRICKS of my own! To put it simply, the PROOF is in the pudding!" (Flashback) Snaptrap is in the Confessional, and after having stamped Jimmy's pass-port and laughing maniacally, Snaptrap says: "And NOW for the FINAL touch!" And Snaptrap grabs out a MINIATURIZED copying machine, and it makes FIFTEEN perfect copies of Jimmy's stamped pass-port! Snaptrap says: "Perfect! And I'll throw in ONE obligatory pass-port vote towards MOI!!!! It would be SUSPICIOUS if ALL the passports were for Jimmy! And I'll just switch out the ACTUAL voting results in the secret ballot bag, with my own! Sniz will NEVER suspect a THING!!!!" (End Flashback) Still in the Confessional, Snaptrap says: "Who's the smart guy NOW, Jimmy? WHO'S the SMART guy NOW?!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Wow! Snaptrap is BOTH sneaky AND nasty! I would've been fine with just one or the other! Well it looks like Snaptrap has managed to ESCAPE the elimination trap for now, but how long will his evil reign go unchecked? Where will we wind up next? Who will get eliminated next? And can our gummy snacks POSSIBLY taste any YUMMIER?!!!" (Sniz eats a few of the gummy snacks) Sniz says: "MMM, I highly doubt it! But join us next time for another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Jimmy Neutron is TECHNICALLY eliminated in this episode, but Snaptrap RIGGED the votes so he would be voted off. Ironically, Jimmy Neutron is eliminated THIS season in very much the SAME way Treeflower was eliminated by Jimmy Neutron in season one, and the irony is NOT lost on Jimmy Neutron! With Jimmy's elimination, all of the representatives from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" (who was only Jimmy) have been eliminated with this episode! Keswick also gets over his stuttering problem! Norbert AND Treeflower get married AGAIN, as do Daggett and Bunny, but this time BOTH parties get to SEE the other parties' wedding! Meanwhile, Captain Retro and Marlene find each other falling in love with each other, in spite of their best efforts NOT to! The second challenge in a row where Team Retro has won immunity. Po and Tigress join the alliance of Captain Retro, Marlene, Stimpy, and Rock, making them the fith and six members of the alliance, which is NOW officially given it's own name, "Power Rangers Retro Force," loosely based on the fourth season of "Super Sentai" called "Denziman," which incidentally, ALSO had a talking DOG in it! The title of this episode, "Turning Japanese!," is a reference/allusion to the hit song by the same name, which is ALSO featured as the key song for this episode! Other songs ALSO featured, are "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult, and "Sledgehammer" sung by Captain Retro and Marlene. Heffer, Monster, and all the male contestants on Team Retro, appear naked in this episode. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 55 minutes ago, 4EverGreen said: Here's another episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise" edited onto one post for the very first time! I hope you enjoy it! NOTE: The Following episode is rated TV-PG! / It's time for another episode of "Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" I hope you're ready! / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, our 55 contestants embarked on the adventure of a life-time! Traveling all around the world, competing in challenges, all for the chance to win up to $44.44 million in cold hard cash! But right off the bat, we got ourselves a quitter! Otto Rocket REFUSED to sing, and thusly, got the early shove! While Timmy Turner found a way to lose, un-lose, and then lose again! Team Retro, under the expert leadership of Captain Retro, helped bring his team to victory in our first location of Bay City, California. Now we are traveling to a new location, where brand new possibilities await! Who will win victory this time? Who will get the boot? And what brand new song will we be singing today? Find out on today's episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" General Barracuda says: "I got to admit, I think you're getting better at that!" / "Turning Japanese!" Team Retro is enjoying all the perks that First Class has to offer! Marlene says: "As Belinda Carlisle once sang, Heaven Is a Place On Earth!" Captain Retro asks: "You remember THAT old presentation of mine?" Marlene says: "Sure! I remember everything! Even back to your early days on just Internet Radio! Although I have to admit, you sound a lot more professional now than when you were starting out!" Captain Retro says: "Thank you! Truth be told, when I first arrived here about 4.44 years ago, the reason I did so, is because I didn't know precisely WHERE in the decade of the 2010's that Zarbon had escaped to. I decided to low-ball it in order to be on the safe side." Marlene says: "Good call!" Captain Retro says: "In order to support myself in this dimension, I decided to take on the job of being a Radio D.J. It seemed to suit my personality and name the best." Marlene says: "I must say, it seems to be working for you! But I have to ask you something. Why don't you ever take off your mask?" Captain Retro says: "I can, but I usually wear shades when I'm not wearing my mask." Marlene asks: "Why don't you want people to see your face? I mean, you're a gray canine. It's not like having a mask conceals your identity a great deal!" Captain Retro says: "It's the principle of the matter! Besides, my identity is a precious thing. I'll only reveal my identity for one reason in this dimension." Marlene asks: "What is that?" Captain Retro says: "If I fall in love with someone in this dimension. But I'm not going to mess with anybody's free will to do it. That's how dedicated I am to keeping my good guy status secure." Marlene says: "I think you are DEFINITELY doing a good job of that!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "I'm not going to lie, Marlene really gets me, more than anyone else in this dimension! I consider her to be a genuine friend, but I can't allow myself to let it get any deeper than that! She HAS a boyfriend, I have a mission! Getting distracted by love? I can't let myself be distracted! Zarbon must be prevented from sinking to the absolute depths of evil! That's the most important thing on my agenda!" / Marlene says: "Do I find Captain Retro attractive? Very! He's a charmer, and he even gets me on a metaphysical level! Even Skipper can't do that! I mean, I like Skipper, but he just DOESN'T want to settle down with me! I have my youth and beauty! I'm not going to wait around for him! He needs to PROVE that he loves me, or he might find himself minus a love interest!" (End Confessional) Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. is in Normal Class, trying to figure out their next best move in terms of strategy. Twister asks: "What's our plan of attack going to be?! Strong guy, got any ideas?!" Taotie says: "Of course I do! I've got PLENTY of ideas!" Twister scoffs and says: "Yeah, right! I was SO obviously talking to my main tiger bro! He is SO much stronger than you!" And Tigress twitches uncontrollably! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Inconceivable! That Twister boy can't be THAT thick, can he?! Even I know Tigress is a girl, and she doesn't even DIG me! How can you be a woman and say NO to THIS genius?!" / Tigress face-palms herself, and says: "There is ignorance, and then there is Twister. He takes it to another WHOLE level! I've met plenty of idiots, but he tops them ALL! I mean, would a MAN wear Roaring Tiger lipstick #4 like I do?! I think NOT!" / Po says: "I really don't get why Tigress doesn't just TELL Twister she's a girl! I mean, it would save Twister a whole lot of embarrassment! I mean, it's not in my place to TELL Tigress what to do; that's not the kind of panda I am! But if I were to make a suggestion to her, that's the type of suggestion I'd make! That, and when are we going to go on another date again?! Our last one together was SO much fun!" / Twister says: "I KNOW a strong guy when I see one, and the tiger is all KINDS of strong! We'll make an UNSTOPPABLE combo once I get to the team merge, and I WILL, because I'm the TWISTER, I can NEVER lose!!!!" (End Confessional) The discussion is ended when Fondue comes in, playing a traditional Japanese wind-flute, and Sniz comes in wearing a Japanese Kimono and sandals. Sniz says: "Konishiwa. That's Japanese for welcome. I hope you're prepared, because today, we are GOING oriental! I hope you're a big fan of Japan!" Jimmy Neutron says: "AWESOME!!!! I am TOTALLY an expert in things Japanese! I am SO going to dominate this challenge!" (Confessional) Jimmy says: "I watched the Asian Oriental movie challenge from last season, and I really liked it! I mean, I'm a knowledgeable expert on many things, but I'm really into Japanese culture right now! They always seem to be on the cutting edge of technology, plus a lot of my favorite Nintendo video games originate from their! Not to mention that Japan has such a rich history of culture and tradition dating back centuries and generations! My knowledge can't POSSIBLY fail me!" / Zarbon says: "Believe it or not, I'm quite knowledgeable about Japanese culture myself! When I first escaped from MY dimension, I originally wound up in Japan. I assimilated myself into THAT culture quite well! I mean, people looking like ME in Japan? It's all too common! I blended RIGHT in! I mastered that culture, and I'm fitting into American culture quite well in addition to that! I'm not letting ANYBODY beat me in THIS challenge! I'm going all the way to the top!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "We are going to have a lot of fun! And the best part of all, you don't even need to study up on the language!" Reggie Rocket asks: "Why is that?" Sniz says: "In addition to your communicators alerting you to when it is time to sing, they will also AUTOMATICALLY translate anything you're saying, into the proper language of the country that you're in! Foresight, that's why I get paid the big bucks! Prepare yourselves to get assimilated into Japanese culture!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "I've never gone to Japan before! Technically speaking, I've never gone beyond the confines of my forest home before this show! But Fee told me that I'll never experience what the world is like if I just play it safe all the time! This is what I signed up for! I've got to be ready to experience WHATEVER this show can throw at me!" / Judy says: "The one thing I know about Japanese culture, is that they are famous for samurais, sumo wrestlers, giant monsters rampaging through Tokyo, and the performance of Kibuki Theaters. Naturally, it's the last one that I'm really interested in, seeing as how I'm all about the theater! Perhaps this will be a good chance for me to show off my acting chops, since I didn't REALLY get a chance to do it LAST season!" / Treeflower says: "I'm really excited for this challenge to be coming up! You want to know why? Last night, I snuck in and penciled in a SPECIAL challenge request of my own! I'm going to make things right for Norbert, Daggett, and Bunny! I'll prove to them that I CAN change! They'll see that I am real!" (End Confessional) The plane arrives at the Tokyo airport, although no giant monsters can be seen rampaging through Tokyo, much to Kaput's disappointment. (Confessional) Kaput says: "Come ON!!!! If you're going to take ME to Tokyo, the least you can do is provide giant monsters for me to seek and destroy! This is NOT the cruise I signed up for!" / Snaptrap says: "Finally! A brand new town, and a brand new country, ready for me to try all my diabolical ideas on! I just hope I can think of a GOOD one before the challenge is over!" / Wally says: "As long as I'm in Japan, I can get some ideas for how to upgrade Yay-Ok. I'm going to see what the Japanese know about robots! Perhaps it will help me figure out the best way to make the most out of Yay-Ok's potential! You hear that, Yay-Ok?! I'm doing this all for you!" / Lil Deville says: "I am SO prepared to have a wild time in Japan, okay? They have sushi, they have bullet trains, they have pandas...wait, I take that back! That last one is what China has! But still, what Japan DOES have is pretty impressive!" / Bulma says: "In addition to knowing a LOT about science, I know a LOT about Japanese culture! My team is SO going to dominate this challenge with my help!" / Keswick says: "One good thing about the t-t-t-translator, the Japanese won't be able to tell if I'm s-s-s-stuttering or not!" / Guano says: "Japan, what would we do without their animes?" (End Confessional) The contestants are out of the plane, and they are all walking around Japan, surprised to see a BUNCH of chibi-fied versions of all the Nickelodeon characters, gracing different Japanese products! Marlene says: "WOAH!!!! Somebody REALLY knows how to tap the Japanese market!" Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce go over to a local vendor, and look over a package of Ramen Noodles! Sway-Sway STRANGELY responds: "Pig Goat Banana Cricket Ramen Noodle brand; the only Ramen Noodles that bring you the joy of watching Pig Goat Banana Cricket in the form of ramen noodles?!" Buhdeuce rolls his eyes and says: "That explains the ABSOLUTELY absurd concept for THAT show!" Sway-Sway says: "Agreed! Compared to THAT show, our show makes ABSOLUTE sense!" Buhdeuce says: "Including the Viking Beaver!" Oonski says: "I always make sense!" Gonard says: "Except when you don't, which is OFTEN!!!!" (Confessional) Sway-Sway says: "Honestly! Pig Goat Banana Cricket! Are animators today SO void of good ideas that they're just TAKING objects of things they see EVERY single day and turning them into cartoon characters?! That's almost as LAZY as turning Chipmunks into a bunch of hit musicians! Although technically, they've actually been AROUND since 1958!" / Buhdeuce says: "Personally, I think there are a lot better ways to market yourself than through Ramen Noodles!" (End Confessional) Pearl says: "This is a new experience, but it feels like something is missing." (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Patty Mayonnaise rolls her eyes and says: "Right on cue." Sniz is driving in a TINY Japanese car, and shouts: "You know the drill! The time has come for you to sing! And for extra fun, let's give it something of a Japanese flavor!" Gonard says: "Japanese flavor? No problem! We can do that!" / Genre: 1980's New Wave. Sub-Genre: Japanese Oriental. Song: "Turning Japanese!" Sung by: Cast. / Reggie: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, of me and you!" Rocko: "You wrote, 'I love you,' you wrote I love you, I wrote 'Me, too.'" Twister: "I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do!" Fanboy to Chum-Chum: "Oh, it's in your color, it's in your color, your hair is brown!" Fanboy to Chum-Chum: "Your eyes are hazel, your eyes are hazel, and soft as clouds." Fanboy and Chum-Chum: "I often kiss you when there's no one else around!" (They kiss). Taotie, about Tigress: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture. I'd like a million of them all around my cell." Tigress, angrily to Taotie: "I want the doctor to take YOUR picture, so I can look at you from INSIDE as well!" Po to Tigress: "You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round." Captain Retro: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Chameleon, about Dudley: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, I'd like a million of them all around my cell." Dudley, happily to Chameleon: "I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well!" Kitty to Dudley: "You got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning round." Marlene: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Treeflower, about Norbert: "I've got your picture, I've got your picture, I'd like a million of them all round myself!" Norbert to Treeflower: "I want a doctor to take a picture, so I can look at you from inside as well!" Daggett to Norbert: "You got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning round!" Stimpy: "I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so! Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Zim: "No sex, no drugs, no wine." Keswick: "No women, no fun, no sin." Pearl to a picture of Patrick: "No you, no wonder it's dark." Stanley: "Everyone around me is a total stranger." Angelica: "Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger! Everyone!" Phoebe: "That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Suzie: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Kaput: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Harvey: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Randolph: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Dog: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Heffer: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" Cast: "Think so, think so, think so, think so." Monster: "Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so!" / And the song ends! Harvey says: "That was fun! And very different!" Monster says: "Are you REALLY enjoying the different that much?" Harvey says: "Every minute!" (Confessional) Harvey says: "Fee says that I have a lot of untapped potential, I just haven't seen it yet because I haven't gotten to experience a lot. But once I'm done with this experience, everyone will see just how cultured I can be! Granted, I'm no Spongebob, but I'll soak in as much information as I can!" / Monster says: "I really like that when I see fellow contestants of mine are having fun! That's what this season should be all about!" (End Confessional) Sniz once again drives up in his car, stops in front of a building, and honks to get the attention of all the contestants! Sniz says: "Everyone stop! We'll be going into this building!" And everyone looks up, and Spongebob says: "The Pachinko Palace!" Sniz says: "Pachinko is like the Japanese version of pinball! Lots of balls bounce around and score big points, and sometimes, you even win COOL prizes! Take for instance, Norbert and Treeflower, and Daggett! Treeflower is hoping to experience ANOTHER great wedding with Norbert, but only if Daggett and Bunny can watch! Thankfully, we've got a GREAT surprise for all three of them!" Sniz claps his hands, and out of a crate, Bunny appears! Daggett happily says: "My Bunny!" Bunny happily says: "My Daggett!" And they lovingly hug each other! Sniz says: "We're going to be playing Giant Pachinko, wedding edition! The game will be split up into two rounds. The first round will be Norbert and Treeflower's wedding, Daggett and Bunny will get to watch and participate in the grand event that is Norbert and Treeflower's wedding! While they do, two representatives from each team will get inside giant pachinko balls, and bounce around the giant pachinko machine! Think of it like the pinball challenge in Las Vegas, Nevada, but a higher score, means a fancier wedding! Likewise, the second round will be Daggett and Bunny's wedding! And Norbert and Treeflower will get to watch them have a grand wedding!" Norbert gasps and says: "I don't believe that you're doing this for ALL four of us!" Sniz says: "Actually, it WAS Treeflower's idea!" Norbert seriously asks: "You came up with this idea ALL on your own?!" Treeflower looks down, ashamed, and says: "It was the least I can do. Daggett and Bunny didn't get to see OUR wedding, and we didn't get a chance THEIR wedding! This way, ALL of us get to see OUR weddings!" Norbert hugs Treeflower, and he happily says: "I'm proud of you Treeflower! You've really redeemed yourself! I'm sorry I EVER doubted you!" Treeflower says: "At least now, we can all be happy with each other!" Daggett says: "I admit, you've really surprised me with this nice little...surprise! Well done, Treeflower!" Treeflower says: "It was nothing!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I needed a way to get Norbert and Daggett off of my back! I figured that I might as well take the first chance I had of doing it! Now that I'm doing this thing for ALL four of us, Daggett and Norbert can't POSSIBLY stay mad at me! Hopefully, this will show them that I am the best beaver ANY of them will know! I feel SO good about myself right now!" / Norbert cries a tear of joy, and happily says: "I'm so proud of my Treeflower. For a second, I almost thought that all she cared and thought about were her selfish thoughts and her selfish desires. But seeing as how she went out of the way to do this awesome thing for both of us, I now know that she's not selfish! She just might be the BEST beaver that I know of! Just don't tell Daggett that I said that!" / Daggett says: "You know, I was worried that when Norbert officially entered Treeflower into our family, all Norbert would do, would be to take Treeflower's side and NOT care about my feelings in the process! But when I found out that Norbert ROYALLY told Treeflower off for scheduling HER wedding on the same day as mine, I felt so touched by my brother's caring and compassion for me in a way that I had NEVER felt before! And now that Treeflower's gone out of her way to be NICE to me, Bunny, and Norbert, I now think that having Treeflower in our family might ACTUALLY be a pretty good deal! I'm not losing a brother, I'm GAINING a sister-in- law! For once, having an attractive older brother has it's advantages! Don't tell Norbert that I think of him as attractive! That just sounds weird!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Here's how it will work! The two representatives from each team will be put into a giant pachinko ball, and roll all around the giant pachinko machine, in order to score points. Whoever scores the highest amount of points in the two rounds combined, will have an advantage in the next part of today's challenge! The middle scoring team will have an average chance to win, while the lowest scoring team will only have slim pickings to choose from! Choose your representatives, and take a roll!" Captain Retro turns to Marlene, and he says: "We've got to take the initiative! We need to go first! We have to score HIGHER than Zarbon and HIS team if we want a chance of winning!" Marlene says: "I agree with you there, but don't you think Treeflower will be upset?" Captain Retro seriously says: "Seriously, you're worried about TREEFLOWER worrying about YOU missing HER wedding?!" Marlene says: "Good point! I'll go with you!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Truth be told, I didn't REALLY want to have to watch Treeflower get married to Norbert, but saying that out loud, just seems kind of wrong. This way, I have a legitimate excuse! Not only that, but scoring higher for Norbert and Treeflower will only make them BOTH appreciate me more! And I really like being appreciated!" / Captain Retro says: "I have good hand-eye coordination, as well as good reflexes. I can score pretty high on pinball games where it counts. Pachinko shouldn't be that much different of an experience. I'm feeling good about this!" (End Confessional) Zim says: "Dib, how would you like to share the first round with me?! Together, we can form an unbeatable combination!" Dib says: "Agreed! With my smarts and your craziness, our combined skills will be unstoppable!" (Confessional) Dib says: "If you were to ask me over two years ago, who I would end up getting together with? I would've said that the LAST being on Earth that I would EVER want to get together with is Zim! But believe it or not, once you get past the antennae, the green skin, and the multitude layer of alien organs that is Zim, what you get is a REALLY fascinating individual! Still kind of weird, but TOTALLY fascinating! And he's actually calmed down a whole lot now that he's no longer invading things. In other words he's pretty cool! So for once, being different works out for him! It certainly works for me!" / Zim says: "Dib is the only human I've ever been interested in, one way or another. I USED to be interested in trying to destroy him when he interfered with my plans for Irken conquest. But seeing as how I no longer need to WORRY about Irken conquest anymore, seeing as how I'm the only Irken around, Dib is actually quite a great Earthling to be around! But the weirdest part about being WITH Dib; strangely nobody freaks out about it! Did THAT many people REALLY predict we would get together with each other?! Just goes to show that you never know what other people think of you!" (End Confessional) Chameleon raises his hand and says: "Pick me! Oh please, pick me to be your partner Dudley! I am SO totally prepared to help you ace this challenge! Just give me a chance; PLEASE?!!!" Dudley says: "You don't need to pull the puppy dog eye routine on me, of COURSE we'll be partners!" Kitty shouts: "WHAT?!!! Why don't you want to be partners with me?" Dudley says: "For one, your hand eye coordination skills aren't as good as mine, or the Chameleons. Besides, you get distracted by a ray of sunlight!" Kitty says: "I do NOT get distracted by a--" (Bulma reflects light off of her Dragon Radar) Kitty excitedly says: "A magic ray of light! Come back here!" Dudley says: "Thank you, Bulma." Bulma says: "Just helping you prove a point!" (Confessional) Dudley says: "Honestly, Chameleon deserves a fair chance in this just like anyone else. Even if no one else is willing to give it to him, I plan to stick with him as long as he is willing to be on our side! I won't abandon him just because he doesn't look 'cool.' Besides, 'ugly' isn't always bad, and pretty isn't always good! You can't just judge a book by it's cover! Except the Twilight series; with that, you know you're looking at the cover of what is the literary equivalent of cat poop! No offense to Kitty." / Chameleon excitedly says: "I've got Dudley in my good graces! I have NEVER felt closer to having a real friend than I have right now! All I need to do now is to stay calm, and not blow it! I need to show Dudley that I can do more than change my appearance, I can change my personality, and be a friend he can be proud of! This is my big chance to prove that!" / Kitty says: "One of these days, I AM going to LEARN to control my reflexes, and not get distracted by another fancy light! But seriously, how come I can NEVER catch the laser point light in my hands? It's like their MAGIC or something!" (End Confessional) The participating contestants get into the giant pachinko balls, and get suited up for launch. Sniz says: "You have a clear field of vision inside those pachinko balls. Just keep your balls in play for as long as you can, and try to rack up as high of a score as you can. Remember, only the HIGHEST score of two combined rounds, will win this part of the challenge! Good luck to ALL of you!" Treeflower raises her hand and asks: "Just wondering, who's going to officiate these weddings?" Sniz answers: "Who better than someone who has GOTTEN married themselves?! Therefore, our resident general and ALSO an official justice of the peace, General Barracuda!!!!" And General Barracuda walks out, dressed like a priest! General Barracuda says: "I've always WANTED an excuse to dress up like this! I look SO official!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Maybe I should have had conditions on just WHO got to officiate these weddings. Oh well, it's too late to change it now! I guess I will just have to hope for the best!" (End Confessional) Sniz asks: "Are we all ready? Than on your marks, get set, get MARRIED!!!!" While the contestants bounce around the giant machine, General Barracuda goes about marrying Norbert and Treeflower again, while their surroundings keep getting fancier the higher the contestants scores get! General Barracuda says: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Norbert Foster Beaver and Treeflower Harmony Fields. If there is anyone here who has ANY reason why these two should NOT be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace." Kaput gets an excited look, but Zarbon notices this, and shakes his head no. So Kaput decides to just watch the ceremony. General Barracuda asks: "Do you, Norbert Foster Beaver, once again take Treeflower Harmony Fields to be your lawfully wedded wife? Honor her, comfort her, keep her in sickness and in health, and keep only to her, so long as you BOTH shall live?" Norbert happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda asks: "And do you, Treeflower Harmony Fields, take Norbert Foster Beaver once again for richer--." Treeflower impatiently says: "What do you THINK?!!! I mean, YEAH!!!! I do!" General Barracuda says: "By the power invested in me (heaven HELP us) I now pronounce you husband and PLIGHT!!!! I mean wife! You may kiss the bride!" And Norbert and Treeflower passionately kiss each other as the contestants finish the first round of the Pachinko game! Daggett says: "Way to go, big brother!" Sniz says: "It's all over! Team Retro has 44 million points, Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, REALLY Cool..." Harvey says: "There are only THREE Reallys!" Sniz says: "Whatever! Has 44,440,000 points!" And Team Doom is lagging behind with 33 million points!" Dib shouts: "You mean we didn't score MORE?!!!" Zim says: "I TOLD you we should have taken a chance with the luck roulette, but NO!!!! You said, let's play it SAFE!!!! Let's not JEOPARDIZE our team's chances by taking STUPID, unnecessary risks!" Dib says: "At least we don't have a NEGATIVE score!" Zim says: "Small chance of that happening!" Sniz says: "Daggett and Bunny, it is now YOUR turn to be married! Two more representatives from each team must participate in the Giant Pachinko machine game. And to make it more interesting, I think that I will pick the representatives this time! For Team Retro, Robot and Globitha!!!!" Globitha shouts: "EEEH!!!!" And just EPIC GLOMPS Robot! Sniz says: "For Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool, Zarbon and Kaput!" Kaput excitedly says: "Awesome!!!!" Sniz says: "And for Team Doom, Patty and Judy!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Why do I HAVE to get lumped with Globitha?! What in the name of Karma, did I POSSIBLY do to warrant getting stuck with her?! I just don't understand it!" / Globitha says: "Thank you, Sniz! You're making my DREAMS come true!" / Kaput says: "Finally! A chance to SABOTAGE some losing suckers! Mainly, THOSE on Team Retro! I've been WAITING for an opportunity to take THAT team down a NOTCH! And the best part of it, Captain Retro can't do ANYTHING to stop it!" / Zarbon says: "I just love the fact that Kaput is SO willing to make himself out to be the PRIME example of a nefarious evil-doer for this season, even without me having to ASK him! It makes my job of being the REAL evil mastermind much easier! Kaput takes all the heat, and I get all the breaks! I never thought achieving my goals could be THIS simple!" / Keswick says: "I-I-I-I kind of, trip up and get n-n-n-nervous around girls! Th-th-th-they kind of m-m-m-make me l-l-l-lose my composure! I c-c-c-can't allow this t-t-t-to hurt my t-t-t-team's chances of w-w-w-winning!" / Phoebe says: "Keswick has told me, how it is feasibly possible to travel faster than the speed of light. It's not so much that you got to travel FASTER than light itself, what you got to do is make light travel SLOWER than you do! Once you do, getting to far away places is a relatively simple matter of thrust and propulsion! Maybe that's why I think Keswick is interesting! We are SO on the same level of intellectual intelligence!" / Twister says: "Don't worry, folks! I WILL so get a chance to show off my AWESOME skills to EVERYONE here! The Twister is READY to TWIST again! Just like I did LAST summer!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Let's play this like we're in SWEEPS week! Ready, set, lets get these two MARRIED!!!!" And as the representing contestants bounce around in their giant pachinko balls, Daggett and Bunny get married! General Barracuda begins by saying: "Do you, Daggett Doofus Beaver, take Bunny--." While this is going on, in Team S.R.R.R.C.'s pachinko ball, Zarbon tells Kaput: "Now's your CHANCE! Zap Team Retro's ball and put them OUT of the running!" Kaput fires his lazer at Team Retro's ball, and it sends them STRAIGHT out of the Giant Pachinko machine! General Barracuda continues: "So long as you both shall live?" Daggett happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda says: "And do you, Bunny, take Daggett--." While this continues, Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. continue to rack up high points, until they both are unable to keep themselves in the game any longer. General Barracuda finishes: "So long as you both shall live?" Bunny happily says: "I do!" General Barracuda says: "By the power invested in me. I now pronounce you spouse and spouse! You may kiss the bunny!" And Daggett does this, happily and passionately!" Norbert happily says: "Congratulations, brother! It was every bit as wonderful as I expected it to be!" Daggett happily says: "Thank you, brother! And I'm SO glad that you got to actually SEE it this time!" Norbert says: "Me to!" (Confessional) Treeflower breathes a sigh of relief and says: "WHEW!!!! That's done! I'm officially off the hook! Now NOBODY, especially not Marlene, can accuse me of being selfish and self-centered, because I have just shown that I am CLEARLY not!" / Marlene says: "I really had Treeflower pegged down as being selfish and self-centered, but she REALLY threw me for a loop! I guess even an angry beaver can change if they have the right incentive to!" / Daggett says: "Thanks for the great wedding, Treeflower! You're A-okay in MY books!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "That's it! The two rounds are over! Time to announce the scores! Team I am Really, Really, Really, Cool scored 77 million points total, Team Doom scored 66,600,000 points total, and Team Retro, I'm shocked, you only scored 44,440,000 points total!" Tigress, mutters to Captain Retro: "Kaput's doing, no doubt!" Captain Retro says: "Agreed!" Sniz says: "Therefore, Team S.R.R.R.C. gets the best advantage next round, Team Doom gets an average advantage, and Team Retro gets slim pickings! We're reveal what the advantages are and what they are for, after we show some important commercial announcements! But be sure to come back, for more Total Cartoon Global Cruise!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are in a Japanese film studio, watching a promo for "Total Cartoon Action," in English, but with Japanese subtitles! In the promo, a woman with an Asian accent, with the voice of Lucy Liu, says: "The hottest show from the U.S.A. to bring in big ratings in Japan, from the people who brought you Total Cartoon Island, here is Total Cartoon Action!" Sniz says: "It is a great, wonderful event we'll be having tonight, and I hope you will be happy to know that you have all passed the auditions!" Stimpy, but obviously overdubbed BADLY with a Japanese male actor's voice with a BAD English speaking pattern, says: "I like it so much, I can't stop watching enough!" The Lucy Liu woman says: "Be sure to tune in for your regular fix of Total Cartoon Action, and don't mix a single second!" Sniz turns off the promo and says: "What do you guys think?" Stimpy says: "No offense, but why did they replace my voice?" Sniz gets a humiliated look and says: "Sadly, it wasn't just you. For some reason, there are SOME people in Japan who REFUSE to watch this show unless there are Japanese actors VOICING the characters!" Marlene says: "But they didn't replace YOUR voice!" Sniz says: "That's because it's in my contract! If they even ATTEMPT to replace me with some knock-off actor, they'll have to pay me $4.4 million in royalties!" Jimmy Neutron asks: "What was the point of showing us that promo anyways?" Sniz says: "It's all part of the SECOND part of the challenge! You will be making your OWN promo for a very special snack!" Gonard asks: "Is it for Doritos? Fritos? Cheerios?!" Sniz says: "Nope! Even better! Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! The first thing we have to do is to try and figure out a shorter NAME for the snack once we port it to the states!" Reggie Rocket says: "Obviously!" Sniz says: "Which brings us to the advantage bonus. Team S.R.R.R.C., since you got the most points in the first part of the challenge, you'll get the first pick of ANYTHING you want from the plane to help you make this commercial! And don't worry, we came prepared! In the back of the plane, we've got a bunch of props, sets, devices, gizmos, anything you might need to make a commercial. And make it a fun one! Team Doom, since you came in second, you can go in AFTER Team S.R.R.R.C. and use whatever THEY didn't take! That's why Team Retro will really have to stretch themselves creatively, because they will have slim pickings, seeing as how they will have to go last! After you make your commercials, Fondue, General Barracuda and I, will be judging your commercials WITH you! Only the team that made the commercial will be invited in to watch. I will announce the results after I have seen what you ALL come up with! So, let's get FILMING!!!!" / Gonard asks: "So? What should we do first? We've got free reign to choose whatever we want from the plane!" Zarbon says: "The answer is OBVIOUS! Since we're in Japan, what better way to appeal to Japanese tastes than what a Japanese styled commercial? What is the biggest thing to EVER come from Japan?" Taotie answers: "Dragonball Z?!!!" Zarbon says: "Okay, SECOND biggest thing to ever come from Japan?" Harvey Beaks answers: "Giant monsters?" Zarbon says: "Correct! We'll film a commercial showing GIANT monsters rampaging through Tokyo, and their hunger can only be satisfied by the gummy snacks! Heffer, Monster, since you two are LITERALLY the largest contestants in this team, we'll use YOU to play the monsters, rampaging through a miniaturized set of Tokyo. Oh, and you'll BOTH need to remove your clothes!" Heffer asks: "Why?!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Hello! Obviously, they don't MAKE clothes that come in size 50 Triple XXXXtra LARGE!!!! Giant monsters are not SUPPOSED to wear clothes!" Monster protests: "But, people will see our BUSINESS!!!!" Zarbon coldly asks: "Is that a PROBLEM; MISS?!!!" Heffer nervously replies: "On second thought, if it's monster nudity you want, it's monster nudity you'll get!" But Bulma eyes Zarbon suspiciously. (Confessional) Bulma says: "I met with Zarbon once before, on the planet of Namek. But back then, he didn't seem to be as cold, calculating and ruthless as he does now. It's like he's not EVEN the Zarbon that I'm familiar with! The only thing that saves him from me taking out MY anger on him, is the fact that he's super hot! Nobody in their right MIND would want to mess up THAT beauty!" / Zarbon says: "I get things done, one way or another. If not with my CHARMING beauty, than with SHEER intimidation tactics! And I know all ABOUT sheer intimidation tactics! I learned it ALL by watching the BEST master in the cosmos; Master Freeza! He would NEVER let ANYBODY so much as SPIT on one of his planets without having to pay a great big PRICE for it! NOBODY disrespects Master Freeza! And as his right-hand man, NOBODY is going to disrespect me! I am the MASTER of this game, and everyone else is just a PAWN in my little GAME! They just don't know it yet!" / Heffer says: "I heard that TV gives you LOTS of exposure! I just didn't expect it would be THAT much!" (End Confessional) After Team S.R.R.R.C. finishes, Team Doom goes in to see what they can find. Patty Mayonnaise says: "I think Team S.R.R.R.C. got the best stuff!" Snaptrap says: "The only REAL thing of noteworthy value is these samurai costumes, fake samurai swords, and lots of Japanese Cherry Blossom flowers." Judy Funny says: "We COULD do a Kibuki Theater performance type of thing! The Japanese really go for that!" Guano seriously says: "How about NOT?!!! Miss I got Eliminated FIRST last season?!" (Confessional) Guano says: "Somebody had to put their foot down! If everyone HERE took suggestions from a person who got eliminated FIRST in a season, we'd all wind up stranded somewhere in Winnemucca, Nevada! Dreaming about what MIGHT have been!" / Judy Funny says: "Just because I was eliminated first LAST season, doesn't mean that my suggestion was without its merits! Getting eliminated first is a hard thing to live down." / Snaptrap says: "I can't come up with a cool plan to take over the world with only samurai costumes and fake samurai swords! Everyone knows that the Samurai haven't been able to win a real war since 1853, when Admiral Perry opened up trade negotiations between Japan and the U.S.!" (End Confessional) Jimmy Neutron says: "Guys! We can do this! We just need to appeal to the tastes of Japan! The Japanese love their culture! They LOVE their history! Let's USE these samurai costumes to good use, and let's make a REAL work of art, it flows like a haiku, and rises like Mount Fuji!" Fanboy asks: "Do you REALLY think we can make a successful commercial with this stuff?!" Jimmy says: "I'm PRACTICALLY the smartest guy competing this season! There's NO way we can lose with MY brains!!!!" Than suddenly, Jimmy Neutron and Fanboy FREEZE in their tracks when they hear a rustling and a RATTLING behind them! Fanboy asks: "What was THAT?!!!" Jimmy Neutron and Fanboy BOTH turn around, and they BOTH catch a GLIMPSE of Timmy Turner, hiding in the shadows, but his eyes are now GLOWING an evil red! And just as quickly as they see Timmy Turner, he disappears! Fanboy asks: "Was THAT...?!" Jimmy shakes his head and says: "Couldn't have been!" (Confessional) Jimmy Neutron says: "When someone gets eliminated, they are ELIMINATED! They don't just get a free ride on a plane! Come on! Sniz and Fondue are recording and WATCHING everything that happens! Timmy Turner couldn't POSSIBLY slip past them! Could he?!" / Fanboy says: "I always thought of Timmy Turner as fun, but catching THAT glimpse of him made me SHIVER!!!! What possible reason would he have for staying on? What could he POSSIBLY hope to GAIN?!!! And furthermore, what does this mean for Jimmy's chances as well as my own? I don't want to sound like the bearer of doom, but I heard a rumor, that when somebody gets involved with Timmy Turner, their luck goes straight DOWN the tubes! It's called the Timmy Turner curse! You get involved with Timmy Turner, it will do you NO good! Mark my words, if someone around here KNOWS that Timmy Turner is in FACT, on this plane, and they're keeping it a secret from everyone else, it will only lead to THEIR own doom! I just hope that my OWN game hasn't been put in jeopardy just by SEEING Timmy Turner! I mean, seeing isn't enough for a CURSE to take effect! Right?" (End Confessional) After Team Doom exits, Team Retro enters, only to find that what they have to work with, isn't a lot! Suzie says: "Figures we'd get stuck with the scraps! The other two teams feasted on what they could, and left us with the left-overs!" Angelica says: "As much as I HATE to admit it, Suzie is RIGHT!!!!" Treeflower gasps and says: "Wait a minute!!!! Did you JUST say Suzie was RIGHT?!!!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "Has the world gone MAD?!!! First, Team Retro doesn't win the FIRST part of this important challenge, than Angelica admits that someone OTHER than her is RIGHT about something?!!! I think I better check the forecast! Because unless I'm mistaken, HELL has just frozen over, and I don't mean in Texas, either!" / Suzie says: "Maybe Angelica has changed. She NEVER would've admitted that anyone else was right about ANYTHING before, but this is something totally brand new! Maybe it's possible that even Angelica Pickles can change! I mean, weirder things HAVE occurred! Off hand, I can't think of anything, but I KNOW there must be something!" / Angelica says: "Right now, I am in no position to be sarcastic. Otto Rocket is GONE, and he was my only REAL guaranteed ally that could have been on MY team! Without him, I'm forced to suck up to the other also-rans in this competition! Not that I mind, I'm obviously the underdog this season! I am GOING to go far, and it would take something TRULY magical to stop me THIS time!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Guys, we have got EVERYTHING we need to film a commercial in this very room!" Stimpy says: "How do you figure?" Captain Retro says: "We've got a steam machine, a green screen, all these seemingly retro knick-knacks and devices that have been around since the 1980's and/or early 1990's? We have a perfect recipe for success!!!!" Rocko asks: "What are we going to do?" Captain Retro says: "We're going to use EVERYTHING in this room, and make an EPIC music video to advertise the gummy snacks! It's the GREATEST idea ever!" Tigress asks: "Can we pull it off?" Captain Retro says: "With everyone's help, I KNOW we can do it! But to hedge our bets a bit, perhaps we could do a little something extra. Guys?" Po, Norbert, Daggett, and Spongebob ask: "Yes?" Captain Retro says: "If we REALLY want to grab Sniz's attention, we need to do something that he ISN'T expecting, but is REALLY hoping he will see!" Po asks: "What is he hoping for?!" Captain Reto says: "I hope you're not ashamed about your bodies; you will HAVE to get naked!" Tigress says: "Wouldn't be the FIRST time Po showed me EVERYTHING he had to offer!" Captain Retro, unsure, asks: "Po, do you and Tigress EVER make out?!" Tigress answers: "All the time!!!!" (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Well, mystery solved!" / Po says: "What Tigress DIDN'T mention, is that she is ALWAYS the POWER top!" / Tigress says: "I ALWAYS have to be the POWER top! HELLO!!!! His weight might MOSTLY be muscle, but it's STILL 776 pounds of it! And my maximum for being a bottom is 444 pounds! Don't get me wrong, I can LIFT 776 pounds EASILY, I just don't want to when I'm engaged in a VERY passionate business! And believe me, Po and I can get PRETTY passionate when we want to!" / Daggett says: "What I CAN'T figure out, is why would a HOT girl like Tigress, go out with a bumbling, rotund ball of fur like Po?" / Po says: "Why does Tigress go out with a guy like me?! I make her laugh! And because, I have a REALLY wonderful personality! I even let her sleep on my belly for time to time, she says its more comfortable than any pillow she's rested her head on!" / Tigress says: "Why do I go out with a guy like Po? Simple! He makes me laugh! But more importantly, he has a WONDERFUL personality! I can tell him ANYTHING in confidence and he won't betray it to anyone else! Not even Master Monkey, who pesters us all the time! I guess Oogway didn't MAKE a mistake when he chose Po as the Dragon Warrior. He can stay calm in many situations where I often can't! That's...one of the areas I need to work on!" (End Confessional) The teams have all finished making their commercials, and are ready to show Sniz the results! Sniz says: "Each team will come in one at a time, and will leave when their commercials are done!" Team S.R.R.R.C. comes in first, and hands over the D.V.D. of the commercial. Bulma says: "I think you will find it is the BEST commercial in the ENTIRE world!" General Barracuda says: "Fondue, Sniz and I will be the judges of that!" General Barracuda pops the D.V.D in, and a crisp, high-definition commercial film of a monster movie plays! Heffer and Monster play 'GIANT' (naked) rampaging monsters through Tokyo, while the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. (minus Zarbon who isn't seen yet) plays innocent bystanders trying to run for their lives! Gonard says: "Oh, no!!!! Look at them ripping those buildings to shreds!" Taotie says: "Look at them CRUSHING innocent bystanders in buses and cars!" Kaput says: "It looks like NOTHING will stop their hunger!" And suddenly, the unmistakable sound of the Blue Oyster Cult, with their 1978 hit song, "Godzilla," plays in the background as the rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. run to avoid the 'GIANT' Heffer and Monster are rampaging through Tokyo, naked! / "With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound, he pulls the city's high tension wires down. Helpless people on a subway train, scream 'My God' as He looks in on them! He picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he wades through the buildings toward the center of town! Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! Godzilla! (Instrumental solo) Oh no, they say, he's got to go! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! Oh no, there goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla, yeah! (Instrumental solo) History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla! History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! Godzilla!" Than suddenly, Zarbon appears holding a package of gummy candies! Looking VERY beautiful (just like Orlando Bloom) Zarbon HEROICALLY says: "Never FEAR!!!! The cure to these monster's hungers is HERE!!!! This will SOOTHE the savage BEASTS!!!!" He blasts the gummies INTO the monsters' mouths, and they suddenly quiet down into a state of peaceful relaxation! Zarbon heroically says: "A winner is ME!!!! All their base belong to me! And they can BELONG to YOU to, if you buy..." Than all of Team S.R.R.R.C. sings: "Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks!" And their commercial ends! Sniz says: "Very impressive! Use of a Blue Oyster Cult hit song, giant monsters, AND nudity! Not bad, I give it a 9!" Fondue, imitating Simon Cowell, snobbishly says: "I only give it a FOUR!!!! Not enough Bulma Briefs in MY honest opinion! And Gonard REALLY should have pointed out his resume more! He's friends with Sean Schemmel!" General Barracuda says: "Well, the commercial definitely made me hungry, but not for Gummy Snacks. More like a Snickers! I like eating a Snickers when I get hungry, because I'm not ME when I'm hungry! I give it a 7!" Sniz says: "20 total. You are done! Next team!" Team S.R.R.R.C. walks out, and Team Doom walks in. Jimmy hands over the D.V.D. and says: "THIS is my artistic MASTERPIECE!!!!" Sniz says: "Technically, it IS art, but we'll see if it QUALIFIES to be a masterpiece!" And Sniz puts the D.V.D. in! / Team Doom's commercial is filmed in sepia, and it appears kind of grainy, as if it is OLDER than it actually is! Jimmy is dressed in a samurai costume, and is traveling on Mr. Horse from "Ren and Stimpy." The other contestants from Team Doom are dressed in traditional Japanese Kimono robes, with the female contestants wearing Geisha wigs and Kibuki make-up. It is raining and very windy. Phoebe says: "Mighty Samurai Warrior. Oh, honorable Samurai Warrior. Dost thou honor us with some food?" Dib says: "We need to feed the children! Think of the POOR children!" Stanley just stands there nervous, as if distracted by something. Judy whispers: "Stanley, that's your cue!" Seeing that Stanley doesn't get the hint, Judy decides to quickly improvise! Judy shouts: "Oh the hunger! The HUNGER!!!! The hunger for some food!" Jimmy Neutron is now lying on the ground, with his sword pointed up in the air. A beach ball rolls along and pops on the sword. Jimmy reciting a haiku, says: "Empty, aching gut? I want to devour this treat. Chew it, eat it, yum! Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks!" / And Team Doom's commercial ends. Sniz says: "Well that was...interesting. What say you, Fondue?" Fondue, still imitating Simon Cowell, snobbily says: "I couldn't TELL when my appetite ENDED! When Jimmy Neutron rode in on that poor exscuse of a glue factory reject, or when Stanley missed his cue! Anyways, I'd give them a -4!" General Barracuda nervously says: "It wasn't BAD...it just wasn't good. Sorry Pearl, the team only gets a zero from me!" Sniz says: "I can't picture myself wearing a samurai outfit. I mean, I HAVE worn them, but I don't like to wear them! I'd give it a 4 at best! All that, and you guys have a zero!" Pearl says: "Could have been worse! It could have been a negative score!" Patrick says: "It also could have been a lot better!" Pearl asks: "What's your name again? Squidward?" (Confessional) Patrick says: "Believe it or not, I think her memory IS getting better! She's remembering the names of the creatures who live in Bikini Bottom! Not just the same contestants that she constantly sees! She's bound to remember me eventually!" / General Barracuda says: "Giving my darling girl a zero? Yeah, that hurt. But the thing of it is, Sniz and Fondue EXPECT me to do an honest, unbiased job. I can't give special treatment to anybody, not even my daughter! I hope that Pearl is able to understand this." / Pearl says: "I think the one thing missing from that commercial was Pad Thai. I mean, I know it comes from Thailand, but it IS oriental! That could have counted for something extra! Right?!" (End Confessional) Team Doom walks out, and Team Retro walks in! Captain Retro says: "I hope you're in the mood for some retro music, with some ADDED flavor! We've spiced up a rock-and roll favorite from 1986 with the Nicktoon brand!" Sniz says: "Sounds promising!!!! Let's put the D.V.D. in!" And Sniz takes the D.V.D. from Captain Retro, and puts it into the D.V.D. player! / A music video plays, it has a lot of steam, a lot of random retro objects from the 1980's and early 1990's thrown around like a stop-motion video; Captain Retro sings, with Marlene providing back-up vocals, as a bunch of the other male Nicktoon characters of Team Retro appear NAKED, with the girls admiring their physiques! All of this goes on as Captain Retro sings a version of Peter Gabriel's 1986 mega hit song, "Sledgehammer!" / Captain Retro: "Hey you, do you wanna do a job? You could have a steam train, if you'd just lay down your tracks. You could have an aeroplane flying, if you bring your blue sky back. All you do is call me, I'll be anything you need! You could have a big dipper, going up and down, all around the bends! You could have a bumper car, bumping! This amusement never ends! I wanna be your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Ha, ow! Let me be your sledgehammer! This will be my testimony, yeah!" Marlene: "Yeah!" Captain Retro: "Show me round your fruit cage, cause I will be your honey bee! Open up your fruit cage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be! I wanna be, your sledgehammer! Why don't you call my name? Yeah! You'd better call the sledgehammer! Put your mind at rest I'm gonna be, the sledgehammer! This can be my testimony! Yeah! I'm your sledgehammer! Let there be no doubt about it! Sledge! Sledge! Your Sledgehammer!" (Instrumental solo, Norbert and Daggett dance together to the tune of Japanese Oriental music while the words Nintendo Presents Total Cartoon Global Cruise Super Happy Super Yummy Super Shiny Awesome Gummy Snacks! flashes on the screen in bright, bold green titles, and the gummy snacks float around as well!) Captain Retro: "I get in lane! I've kicked the habit!" Marlene: "Kicked the habit, kicked the habit!" Captain Retro: "Shed my skin!" (Craig sheds his skin) Marlene: "Shed my skin!" Captain Retro: "This is the new stuff!" Marlene: "This is the new stuff!" Captain Retro: "I go dancing in!" Marlene: "We go dancing in!" Captain Retro: "Oh, won't you show for me?" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I will show for you!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Me! Show for me!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Huh, I will show for you! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I do mean you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Only you! You've been coming through!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "I'm gonna build that power, build, build up that power!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Oh, I've been feeding the rhythm, huh! I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Gonna feel that power, build in you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "I've been feeding the rhythm, I've been feeding the rhythm!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "It's what we're doing, doing all day and night!" Marlene: "Show for me!" Captain Retro: "Come on, come on, help me do! Come on, come on, help me do!" Marlene: "Show for you!" Captain Retro: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you!" / And the commercial ends! Sniz excitedly says: "Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious! Epic! Terrific! Stupendous! Magical!!!! And it's good to! I'd give it a 10!" Fondue, still imitating Simon Cowell, snobbily says: "Drab, plain, boring, predictable, without a SENSE of human compassion!" Than Fondue DROPS the impression, and in his normal voice, says: "But enough about ANGELICA!!!! Captain Retro's video was a 10! I'd eat those gummies!" General Barracuda nervously says: "I wasn't really paying attention because I didn't realize there would be THREE commercials, but I like the use of the Peter Gabriel hit song of Sledgehammer, I'll give it a 10! Horatio, out!" Sniz says: "I think we have our winner!" / Sniz gets all three teams back together, and says: "After reviewing each commercial thoroughly, Fondue, General Barracuda and I have all come to the conclusion, that Team Retro wins today's challenge!!!!" Globitha excitedly says: "EEEH!!!! We're all SAFE for another day! Isn't that WONDERFUL, Robot?!!!" Robot sarcastically says: "It's WONDERFUL, Globitha!" Globitha, oblivious to the sarcasm, says: "I KNOW, isn't it?!!! EEEH!!!!" And Spongebob shakes his head sadly. (Confessional) Spongebob says: "I've often had a hard time picking up sarcasm, but even I knew that Robot was being facetious with Globitha, which is a word that I can't even BELIEVE that I KNOW!!!! Facetious, I mean! Funny how you can't spell that word without the word face, or us! Just something I've noticed!" / Robot sarcastically says: "That's ALL I needed! Another challenge STUCK with Globitha! This is the WINTER of my DISCONTENT!!!!" / Globitha says: "Every day that I get to spend with MY Robot, is another day that I get to spend in PARADISE!!!! I am SO loving it!!!!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "I think I can safely say we all showed the world what we have, and that we have nothing to hide!" Sanjay asks: "Because we showed EVERYTHING?!!!" Captain Retro says: "And it won us the challenge! Don't you see? We won because we SHOWED Sniz and Fondue that we have nothing to hide! And if we have nothing to hide, then they can only see us for who we TRULY are, not who they THINK we are!" Sanjay says: "I never thought of it that way, that actually makes perfect sense!" Craig says: "Welcome to the club! What took YOU so long to get to where I'm at?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Tigress, Po, you really helped out a LOT in that music video!" Po goes up to HUG Captain Retro and says: "Thank you so much! That means a LOT to me!" Captain Retro says: "You are funny, good, have a nice sense of humor, and your sense of duty is infallible! How would you like to join me, Rocko, Marlene, and Stimpy in an alliance?!" Po thinks about and says: "On one condition! If I'm a member of your alliance, Tigress has to be part of the alliance to. We're a package deal!" Marlene asks: "What do you think, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I can't afford to have my EYES clawed out by Tigress, so I won't hug her! Luckily, her aura indicates that while she MIGHT be somewhat head-strong, stubborn, and prone to fits of anger..." Tigress shouts: "I am NOT!!!!" Captain Retro says: "Whatever YOU say, Angelina Jolie! The point is, you won't betray the alliance! You're both in!" Po excitedly says: "Did you hear that, Tigress?! We're part of an ALLIANCE!!!!" Tigress asks: "So we're cool now?" Captain Retro says: "I think so. I think six members, is just about right! After all, what do MOST Power Ranger teams have in common?" Marlene answers: "Six rangers?" Captain Retro says: "Exactly! Therefore, I officially dub our alliance, Power Rangers Retro Force!!!! Loosely based on the fourth Japanese season of Super Sentai, but with a sixth ranger!" Po says: "Cool!!!!" Marlene says: "And you helped us pull it all together! Thank you, Captain Retro!" Captain Retro blushes, sweats and says: "No problem, Marlene!!!!" Marlene asks: "Is there something you want to tell me, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro nervously says: "No. I-I-I think I should devise some future strategies for some future challenges! We'll talk later!" Captain Retro runs off, and Marlene looks puzzled! (Confessional) Marlene says: "I'm feeling really strange right now. On the one hand, Skipper IS attractive, but he just doesn't understand things on a metaphysical level the way Captain Retro does. And Captain Retro? He LISTENS to me, he really cares about me! I'm more than just an alliance partner to him, and more than just a pretty face! He SEES me, for me! That there's more to me than just beauty! Skipper just doesn't see that! Am I crushing on Captain Retro? Strange to say, but I think the answer is yes!" / Captain Retro says: "I had to get out of there! What am I doing?! I need to stay focused on the mission! I can't be interfering with other people's love-lives! True, I'm not messing with anybody's free will, I'm not doing anything devious; so the only thing I can be accused of is being too handsome and too smart for my own good! Who knew that having brains and beauty could be a drawback for someone in MY position?! I LIKE Marlene! I think I like her a LOT!!!! But a clear fact remains...she HAS a boyfriend! I'm not going to take her away from Skipper! I don't DO that! It's an alliance! It can't be anything more than that! There's too much at stake for me to pursue my own wants! And even now, I'm worried that my WANT, is turning into a NEED! I want love to, but...I CAN'T interfere with other people's love-lives! I am a good guy! I won't take Marlene as mine! The only question is, how do you stop yourself from just loving someone else?! I am in such a predicament! I guess even beings from the 4th dimension have problems of their own!" / Po says: "I am SO totally digging this new alliance set-up! Me, Tigress, Marlene, Captain Retro, Rocko, and Stimpy, together in a SUPER awesome alliance! I'm still not sure what our goal is, but as long as Power Rangers Retro Force stays united, we'll DOMINATE the challenges!" / Tigress says: "I probably COULD get through the game just FINE on my own, but I need to think about the team merge! Sure, it's a long ways off, but having an alliance now means one less thing I have to think about for the team merge! Taking care of it now means I don't have to take care of it later! Foresight, that's why I WILL dominate the competition this season!" / Sanjay and Craig are together, and Craig says: "You know Sanjay, there aren't that many people who can pull off being NAKED and actually make it LOOK good! You really NAILED it!" Sanjay says: "I was kind of nervous, but with everyone else doing it, that made me less reluctant!" Craig says: "It's like the old saying, strength in numbers!" Sanjay says: "And now, I know that I DEFINITELY have the numbers! It's REALLY comforting to know that I'm not alone on this team! Or on this show!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Team Doom. What can I say? Your commercial STUNK the worst! Looks like you're stuck with the elimination ceremony again tonight! The only question is, who will you boot off THIS time?!" / Team Doom is sitting around, thinking about their prospects of who to boot off. Patrick asks: "Who are we going to eliminate this time?" Zim says: "How about Roger Plotz?! He didn't do a DARN thing today!" Patrick says: "Except he's on Team S.R.R.R.C., remember!" Dib says: "His bad!" Phoebe asks: "Why don't we get rid of the OBVIOUS choice?! He really shouldn't be here ANYWAYS!" Snaptrap asks: "Who are you talking about?" Stanley nervously asks: "You're not talking about ME, are you?! I was distracted while filming that commercial!" Reggie asks: "What did you have to be distracted about?" Stanley says: "I didn't want to hurt an animal, like I did in the last challenge! Ever since I broke that mummy cat, I'm worried that I could be jinxed!" Keswick says: "Curses only affect you if you give them constant THOUGHT and OBSESS about it! Curses won't affect you if you have good karma, and I think your karma is pretty good!" Guano exclaims: "That's incredible!" Keswick asks: "What's incredible?!" Guano says: "Didn't you HEAR yourself talking just then?! You didn't stutter a single WORD in that sentence!" Keswick says: "I didn't?!!!" Phoebe hugs Keswick and says: "Isn't it WONDERFUL?!!! Now you won't feel socially awkward in situations anymore!" Keswick nervously says: "Yeah! That's great!" (Confessional) Keswick gasps in shock and says: "Stuttering was kind of my schtick. It made me unique and people noticed it! But just suddenly NOT stuttering?!!! That's NEVER happened before! Was Stanley RIGHT about the curse?! And if so, why is it suddenly affecting ME?! I didn't BREAK the mummy cat! Can a curse SPREAD from one person to another?! Maybe it's not the curse, I hope not! But I sure hope that no one ELSE catches it!" / Phoebe says: "I always SAID that if you put your mind to it, you can overcome ANYTHING! I knew Keswick would figure out how to stop stuttering on his own! I wonder what else Keswick will be able to accomplish?" / Snaptrap angrily says: "My jerkface members of MY team are OBVIOUSLY hoping to gang up on me and try to take me OUT! I can't let that HAPPEN!!!! I haven't accomplished anything EVIL yet!!!! I think it's time I make a move, and strike them when they are NOT expecting it! They will NEVER see it coming!" (End Confessional) / Team Doom is now in the back of the plane, once again attending another anxiety ridden elimination ceremony! Sniz says: "Well, here you all are, AGAIN! Team Doom, you're not off to a stellar start, are you?" Wally says: "I admit, we are having trouble getting our footing, but it's only two challenges! We STILL have a good chance to recover from this!" Sniz asks: "How so?" Dib says: "What the monkey is IMPLYING, is that we need to cut out some dead weight, someone who provides absolutely NO benefit to THIS team whatsoever!" Sniz says: "Have you got someone in mind?" Patrick says: "Believe me, we DO!!!!" Sniz says: "In that case, I'll leave you guys to it! And PEARL, remember, stamp only ONE passport, of the CONTESTANT that you WANT to BOOT off! Got it?!" Pearl says: "I already told you, I GOT it!" (Confessional) Pearl holds up her passport and says: "Wow! My passport looks stellar! Wait! What was I supposed to do again? Oh, yeah! I have to vote for someone! (Holds up Patrick's passport) I have NO idea who THIS is, I'll stamp it!" (STAMP!!!!) / Fanboy stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "You are a plague onto this house that has continued for FAR too long!" / Chum-Chum stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "It's time you go BACK to the Rat Pack, and I don't mean Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr., either!" / Judy Funny stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Alas, poor Snaptrap. I KNEW you WELL!!!!...NOT!!!!" / Reggie Rocket stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "The Rat has got to PACK his TRAP!!!!" / Dib says: "Stanley is pretty much useless, but Snaptrap is PROBABLY the bigger threat! Eh, I guess I'll vote for Snaptrap!" (STAMP!!!!) / Phoebe stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Evil villains like yourself have NO place on this SHOW!!!!" / Zim stamps Snaptrap's passport and says: "Dib and I BOTH agree! Snaptrap has even WORSE villain potential than I did!" / Snaptrap looks at Jimmy's pass-port and STAMPS it, laughing crazily and maniacally, like a VILLAIN!!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "There are 17 contestants on this team, but only 16 bags of buttered, salted, delicious in-flight popcorn! I'll pull the passports from the SECRET ballot bag, and tally up the votes! Once I do, I'll give bags of popcorn to the contestants who are safe! The contestant who does NOT receive a bag of popcorn must immediately grab the parachute of losers, and take the Drop of Shame! That means you are OUT of the contest, and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Sniz looks around and says: "Fanboy, Chum-Chum, Patty, Judy, Reggie, Pearl, Wally, Stanley, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Zim, Patrick!" Snaptrap gazes off somewhere, as if unsure about the outcome, while Jimmy Neutron has a POSITIVE outlook! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of POPCORN!!!!" After a few tense seconds, Sniz shouts: "Snaptrap!!!!" Jimmy shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Sniz says: "Sorry, Jimmy, the team has spoken! You need to pack!" Phoebe says: "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!! I KNOW for a fact that there were at LEAST 16 of us who did NOT vote Jimmy Neutron off!" Sniz says: "I have the pass-ports in the bag. What more proof do you need?" Jimmy sighs and says: "I'm sorry guys, I let you down. I let my team down, I let the Japanese TV viewer down. But worst of all, I let Cindy Vortex down. I told her I would do better this season! Still, I suppose I deserve this for the way I rigged off Treeflower in season one, now it's come back to repay me! I guess I'll do the only honorable Japanese thing a Samurai can do when they've been bested in combat! HARI-KARI!!!!" And Jimmy FAKE stabs himself with the fake Samurai Sword. Reggie says: "You DO know that is fake, right?!" Jimmy says: "Good-bye, Reggie. I think I'll miss your kindness the MOST of all!" Jimmy opens the door, but instead of grabbing a parachute, he ACTIVATES a jet-pack and says: "Got to BLAST!!!!" And Jimmy zooms off for parts unknown! Sniz says: "Oh yeah. I forgot Jimmy Neutron had ACCESS to that technology!" (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "Jimmy wasn't the ONLY one with access to technology! I have TRICKS of my own! To put it simply, the PROOF is in the pudding!" (Flashback) Snaptrap is in the Confessional, and after having stamped Jimmy's pass-port and laughing maniacally, Snaptrap says: "And NOW for the FINAL touch!" And Snaptrap grabs out a MINIATURIZED copying machine, and it makes FIFTEEN perfect copies of Jimmy's stamped pass-port! Snaptrap says: "Perfect! And I'll throw in ONE obligatory pass-port vote towards MOI!!!! It would be SUSPICIOUS if ALL the passports were for Jimmy! And I'll just switch out the ACTUAL voting results in the secret ballot bag, with my own! Sniz will NEVER suspect a THING!!!!" (End Flashback) Still in the Confessional, Snaptrap says: "Who's the smart guy NOW, Jimmy? WHO'S the SMART guy NOW?!!!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Wow! Snaptrap is BOTH sneaky AND nasty! I would've been fine with just one or the other! Well it looks like Snaptrap has managed to ESCAPE the elimination trap for now, but how long will his evil reign go unchecked? Where will we wind up next? Who will get eliminated next? And can our gummy snacks POSSIBLY taste any YUMMIER?!!!" (Sniz eats a few of the gummy snacks) Sniz says: "MMM, I highly doubt it! But join us next time for another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Jimmy Neutron is TECHNICALLY eliminated in this episode, but Snaptrap RIGGED the votes so he would be voted off. Ironically, Jimmy Neutron is eliminated THIS season in very much the SAME way Treeflower was eliminated by Jimmy Neutron in season one, and the irony is NOT lost on Jimmy Neutron! With Jimmy's elimination, all of the representatives from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius" (who was only Jimmy) have been eliminated with this episode! Keswick also gets over his stuttering problem! Norbert AND Treeflower get married AGAIN, as do Daggett and Bunny, but this time BOTH parties get to SEE the other parties' wedding! Meanwhile, Captain Retro and Marlene find each other falling in love with each other, in spite of their best efforts NOT to! The second challenge in a row where Team Retro has won immunity. Po and Tigress join the alliance of Captain Retro, Marlene, Stimpy, and Rock, making them the fith and six members of the alliance, which is NOW officially given it's own name, "Power Rangers Retro Force," loosely based on the fourth season of "Super Sentai" called "Denziman," which incidentally, ALSO had a talking DOG in it! The title of this episode, "Turning Japanese!," is a reference/allusion to the hit song by the same name, which is ALSO featured as the key song for this episode! Other songs ALSO featured, are "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult, and "Sledgehammer" sung by Captain Retro and Marlene. Heffer, Monster, and all the male contestants on Team Retro, appear naked in this episode. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said! Neat, and now for another installment of "Super Sentai Sundays", I will be reposting the second episode of Power Rangers: Multiverse Force, "Heightened Anxiety"! This ones for you, 4EG, ol' pal! Check it out, Renegade the Unicorn asked me to guest write an episode while he finishes up "Fire Fight!" I hope you enjoy it! / “Heightened Anxiety” The camera opens up on an UNUSUALLY cold bedroom, because it is DESIGNED to look like a giant freezer, mainly because it is the bedroom of one Green Ranger, named Lettuce the Penguin. Being surrounded by ice and a blast of cold wind coming from a fan, reminds Lettuce of his ancestral home in Antarctica. Right now, Lettuce is sleeping and having a dream. We get to see his dream, and it looks like a scene that would belong RIGHT in the 1986 movie of “Top Gun!” Lettuce is currently being coached by a LEGENDARY penguin, Skipper! Skipper says: “All right, you got your basic throttle system, your jet propulsion engine system, the check oil light, the tail lights, the headlights, your Dolby Digital Stereo System, your fancy intercom, and a clock that can be a G.P.S., distress signal, julienne fries and pizza maker and can do ANYTHING except tell you what time it is. Any questions?” Lettuce raises his flipper and asks: “It doesn't tell TIME?” Skipper says: “There was no more room for the clock. BEGIN training!” The two penguins start up their engines in their planes, and they achieve lift-off. Skipper says: “Now, do a barrel roll! Just press the R and or L button twice!” Lettuce asks: “What do barrel rolls have to do with this?” Skipper says: “I don't know, I read it on an Internet meme once. Besides, it just sounds cool!” Then suddenly, an alarm starts blaring in Lettuce's plane, and Lettuce's plane starts falling OUT of the sky due to some inexplicable event. Lettuce panics and says: “I'm falling! The plane is falling! I'm falling...why am I falling?!” Than it DAWNS on him as he hollowly says: “I'm falling because penguins CAN'T fly!!!!” The plane is about to hit the ground, when suddenly, Lettuce SNAPS awake as he hits the ground, because he fell out of bed! Lettuce moans and says: “Not again! It's going to take FOREVER for me to get back to bed.” But right outside of Lettuce's bedroom, watching through his bedroom window, is a certain pig named Circe, and she is GIDDY to have witnessed this occurrence! / In Emperor Diabolica's secret base, the Imps are standing at attention, waiting to carry out a new order from their dark master. Emperor Diabolica raises his right finger and says: “Imps, execute Attack Pattern 66!” The imps seem confused, and start attacking each other in random patterns, but it is clear from the SOUR look on the Emperor's face, that he is NOT at all PLEASED with their form! Emperor Diabolica screams: “You're IDIOTS!!!! You're ALL idiots!!!! And what's WORSE, I've got a HEADACHE!!!! I shouldn't have to DEAL with this, not on top of some multi-colored beings running around in SPANDEX!!!!” Vipera straightens up and clears her throat as if to speak. Vipera says: “Not that it's any of MY business, but perhaps, the reason your Imps don't seem to carry out form, is that they don't have the kind of 'LEADER' that can inspire them!” Emperor Diabolica fires a WARNING shot at Vipera, missing her by only inches! Emperor Diabolica angrily says: “I am their Emperor! That should be enough!” Vipera can see that her Emperor means business, so she puts aside her own pride and decides to 'kiss up' to her Emperor. Vipera says: “That's totally NOT what I mean, sir! What I mean is, they don't have a general that can LEAD them in a battle, a General that's as tough as nails and is determined as they come! If they HAD the right General, I'm SURE they could decimate those so-called Rangers!” Emperor Diabolica sees Vipera's point, and he says: “You're right. A General WOULD make the Imps so much more efficient. The question is, which General would be most useful to us, in leading an army that can take over this planet?” Circe beams in and is giddy with laughter! Circe says: “Have I got wonderful news for you!” Emperor Diabolica rolls his eyes, clearly NOT amused by this sudden intrusion! Emperor Diabolica sarcastically says: “Oh, goody, I can HARDLY wait!” Circe says: “Well, you know how you've wanted Kraky and I to do some night-time spying on the Rangers; see if they have any weaknesses? Well, I think I've found a weakness that would be VERY useful to us! It appears that the one who calls himself Lettuce, is, get this, Afraid of Heights!” Emperor Diabolica quickly stands up straight, surprised by this knowledge! Emperor Diabolica says: “How can you be, so SURE of this?!” Circe holds up a strange machine, called a “Fear-ometer,” and the dial is pointed to “Fear of Heights.” Circe says: “The Fear-ometer tells no lies! You should have seen the look on that penguin's FACE, when he thought he was falling through the sky!” Emperor Diabolica curls up his right, primary finger, and scratches his chin. Emperor Diabolica says: “It is decided then. We shall have a General that will not only inspire my troops, but, can induce this great FEAR into Lettuce, and COMPROMISE his fighting abilities as a ranger! Drako! Make yourself useful and produce a blood beast now!” Drako, resentfully, but respectfully, grabs a vial of blood from the vial compartment. Drako says: “I believe THIS one has the potential. GENERAL SKELETON!!!! He's made of bones, but his stamina is very high! No matter how often he is split apart in battle, he is always able to put himself back together! Plus, he's a GENIUS at exploiting fears!” Emperor Diabolica grabs the vial of blood and says: “I will be the judge of that!” And Emperor Diabolica throws the vial of blood on the floor! And in a puff of smoke, a greenish-yellow skeleton beast appears, wearing an authentic World War II General's Helmet and regalia! General Skeleton shouts: “Where are my worthless maggots?! When I say 'fall in', YOU fall in!!!!” Sensing the tone in this new monster's voice, the Imps quickly reply to this beast, and fall in line. Emperor Diabolica is unusually impressed with this new monster! Emperor Diabolica says: “Ruthless AND efficient! I like it! This, I believe, will be the beginning of the end for the Power Rangers!” / In the High tech Command Center, Omnus and Alpha 8 have gathered the Rangers together. Omnus says: “Alpha 8, begin the presentation!” Alpha 8 beams with joy and says: “Oh, yes sir!” Alpha 8 turns on a hologram, and an artificial world appears in front of the rangers. Alpha 8, with pride says: “Rangers, this is a technological marvel 160 years in the making. This is the Simulation Planet!” Naruto, arguably the most accomplished and well-studied of the Rangers (in fighting skills at the very least) still can't help but be floored by this image. Naruto asks: “Well, what's it for Alpha?” Omnus interjects and says: “Allow me to explain. Core Earth is a very big place. As such, it would be very foolish to assume that Emperor Diabolica and his troops will always strike the exact same place ALL the time. There will undoubtedly be times that Emperor Diabolica will strike somewhere else on Core Earth, in an attempt to catch the local populace off-guard. Without the proper training, you would be strangers in a strange land.” Alpha 8 says: “That's why I designed the Simulation Planet. This program will let you fight simulated versions of enemies, in any environment, in any place, under any conditions.” Omnus says: “With the Simulation Planet now up and running, we can run tests and simulations to prepare you for just about any scenario. Let's give it a trial run!” Pinkie Pie jumps up, her usual giddy self! Pinkie Pie says: “A trial run! I like to run! I also like to jump, skip, hop, play, and generally, have a happy day!” Toby gets a strange look on his face, and he discreetly leans to Usagi, in order to whisper. Toby, very secretly, asks: “Did she over-dose on her Ritalin today?” Usagi whispers back: “I don't know. I'm not personally familiar with her habits or routines.” Alpha 8 says: “We'll start with something easy first; a training battle in Mesa, Arizona!” Pinkie Pie eagerly waves her right-front hoof and asks: “Are the chimichangas any good, there?!” Lettuce asks her: “Uh, you do realize this is a SIMULATION, right?” Pinkie Pie nods her head and says: “Of course I do! Why do you ask?!” Lettuce shrugs his flippers and says: “No reason, just wondering.” Alpha 8 says: “Begin, program!” The Rangers are transported, but instead of winding in the TOWN of Mesa, Arizona; they are CLEARLY elsewhere! Alpha 8 says: “Stupid Auto-correct! Instead of transporting them to the TOWN of Mesa, Arizona, it transported them TO an actual mesa IN Arizona!” Lettuce gasps as they are on a high mesa! He quickly runs to the left, forward, right, and backwards, only to see they are closed in on all sides! Lettuce pants and says: “Stop, STOP the simulation!” And Alpha 8 quickly turns the Auto-correct off. Alpha 8 and says: “Sorry about the trial run going off-kilter. Don't feel so bad, the Simulation Planet takes some getting used to.” Lettuce says: “It's not the program, it's the place!” Toby asks: “Well, what's so wrong with the place where we were?” Lettuce breaks down and shouts: “EVERYTHING!!!! Okay?!!!” Usagi concerned, bends down to pat Lettuce on his right shoulder. Usagi, comforting, says: “There, it's okay. We ALL have places we're not too fond of. Why, I remember one time, Sailor Pluto wanted ME to come to her home world, but I said ' NO' because Sailor Pluto, technically doesn't HAVE a home world anymore, seeing as how Pluto has been a Dwarf Planet ever since 2005. Anyways...” Lettuce raises up his right flipper to indicate that he understands her point. Lettuce says: “It's not so much the Mesa that I hated, its what being on top of that mesa represented to me.” Alpha 8 says: “Well, what DOES the mesa represent to you?” Lettuce breaks down and admits: “I had the dream again last night.” Pinkie Pie perks up and says: “Dream?! What sort of a dream?! One with singing, dancing unicorns?!” Lettuce says: "Not that kind of a dream. I dreamed that I was trying to pilot a plane, but we crashed because of one simple fact." Naruto asks: "What's that?" Lettuce says: "Penguins CAN'T fly! And as such, I'm terrified of heights. Specifically, falling from them. If we get into a situation where I have to fight in an elevated place, I don't know if I can handle it." Omnus contemplates the information, and takes in a deep breath. Omnus says: “Lettuce, let me tell you something that will prove to be very helpful in situations like this. There is no shame in being afraid. Fear is often a normal response to the unknown obstacles we often face in life. The mistake that is often made, is that being afraid means that you have no courage. In actuality, being brave doesn't mean that you don't HAVE any fear; being brave means doing the very thing that you're afraid of, in SPITE of the fact that you are afraid!” Suddenly, a loud alarm blares in the Command Center! Alpha 8 frets and says: “Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai!! What a time for there to be an actual emergency!” Omnus urgently says: “Switch to our Secret Satellite View, at once!” Alpha 8 says: “Yes, sir!” And without a moment's hesitation, he switches off the simulation planet, and switches to a large, crystal globe, which shows a desert location, a battalion of Imps, and an evil looking Skeleton General. Omnus says: “It seems that Emperor Diabolica has lost no time trying to strike somewhere else. He's gathered a small league of Imps in the desert of Arizona, and is marching them straight to the city of Phoenix, Arizona. If they get there, they are SURE to kill any innocent civilians they come across!” Usagi says: “We can't allow that to happen! We've got to stop them!” Naruto, determined, says: “And we will! Because no matter what happens, we're Power Rangers!” Lettuce, unsure, asks: “But what if I freeze up because of my fear?” Omnus wisely says: “Fear is not something that can be cast aside, or hidden deep within. Fear will always be with you, if not in the form of heights, then of something else.” Lettuce asks: “So, what should I do?” Omnus says: “Believe in yourself. You were chosen as a Ranger for a reason. The power is with you at all times. And remember, courage of the heart is very rare. The Morpher will give you power when it's there.” Pinkie Pie, unsure, asks: “Did you just borrow that line from The Secret of NIMH?” Alpha 8 says: “It doesn't matter WHERE he got it; what matters is that it true!” Toby says: “And besides, you can count on us to have your back!” Lettuce says: “All right! I can get through this! It's MORPHING time!” The Quintet all say: “Multiverse, Save Core Earth!” / Toby says: “Stegosaurus!” / Pinkie says: “Ankylosaurus!” / Lettuce says: “Triceratops!” / Usagi says: “Hadrosaurus!” / Naruto says: “Tyrannosaurus!” The Rangers all make flashy jumps as they arrive in the desert in Arizona! Toby says: “Stegosaurus ready to lay down the law!” Pinkie says: “Ankylosaurus, and this outfit is slimming!” Lettuce says: “Triceratops! Mess with me, and you get the horns!” Usagi says: “Hadrosaurus, don't you dare mess with my friends!” Naruto says: “Tyrannosaurus, is the leader of the pack!” The Rangers all say: “Power Rangers!” And a five-color burst of explosions, inexplicably appear behind the Rangers! Baphomet, bringing up the rear of the Imps, asks: “Are they going to do that EVERY time they start a battle?!” Naruto says: “It's called a proper introduction and making an entrance! You ought to learn how to do it sometime!” General Skeleton says: “It's time they learned WHO has the highest rank! Imps, Plan 13, spread out, and ATTACK!!!!” And the Imps pair off in pairs of two, and in these pairs, they surround each of the Rangers on two sides! One in front of them, and one in back of them! Toby is shocked and says: “Woah! This guy gives a good order!” Naruto says: “Than it's time for one of our own! BACKFLIP!!!!” And the Rangers all do fancy back-flips, and get a clearer view of the Imps. Lettuce looks around and says: “I know this isn't the time and place, but we should really figure out a system on how we ALL know which moves to do WITHOUT announcing it to the bad guys!” Usagi says: “Definitely! We'll figure it out once we have the TIME!!!!” An elaborate fight sequence breaks out between the Rangers and the Imps. Naruto does his trademark Ninja moves; Pinkie Pie bucks around like a pony; Usagi does several elaborate punches and kicks that would make even Sailor Jupiter proud; Toby improvises with moves he learned from studying how Pokemon move, namely Scratch, Quick Attack, and Fury Swipes; Lettuce attacks with both his beak, and his sharp feet. And this happens all while a familiar song plays. / “No, we cannot see. Who are we to look to? No, we cannot hear. What is to believe in? We keep dreaming of a world where all is good so we were told. We need a hero! And we keep dreaming of a time when good is all that we can find. We need a, we need a Hero! No, we cannot tell who's the one to lead us. But you know that we'll be there, waiting for them to find us. And we keep dreaming of a world where all is good so we were told. We need a hero! And we keep dreaming of a time when good is all that we can find. We need a, we need a Hero!” / And the song sequence ends as all the imps are too badly beaten to continue moving, and are recalled by Emperor Diabolica! General Skeleton scoffs and says: “Worthless recruits! If you want a war won RIGHT, you have to WIN it YOURSELF!!!!” And without warning, General Skeleton's body breaks apart, and it reforms around Lettuce; trapping Lettuce within General Skeleton's see-through body! Naruto shouts: “Hang on, Lettuce!” General Skeleton asks: “How can he HANG on when he will have NOTHING to hang ON to?!” And General Skeleton tightens his bony ribs, and puts SO much pressure on Lettuce, he's FORCED to de-morph! General Skeleton says: “Now, let's see if you can handle THIS!!!!” And General Skeleton jumps up to the top of a tall mesa. With limited space to walk on and a sheer drop on any side, it is a precarious place for Lettuce to be in! General Skeleton releases his grip on Lettuce, and he is dumped out of the beast of the bony bad guy. General Skeleton says: “You haven't a prayer, up here all alone! Surrender, and I might show MERCY on your worthless soul!” Lettuce pants, short of hyperventilating, but blurts out: “I'd NEVER surrender, no matter the odds! So there's no use pretending you'd show ME any mercy! You wouldn't give it anyways!” General Skeleton is taken back, a bit, but composes himself. General Skeleton says: “Perhaps you Rangers aren't as STUPID as you look! But I can SMELL your fear!” Lettuce asks: “How can you do that? You don't even have a REAL nose!” General Skeleton's bones LITERALLY turn red as he says: “I'll show YOU what fear looks LIKE!!!!” And his bony gaze LOCKS Lettuce into a hypnotized trance, and General Skeleton telepathically moves Lettuce into open air, floating over the dangerous space! General Skeleton says: “A swift death is TOO good for the likes of you! I think I'll torture you first! Your friends won't be able to get up here, my fear powers are too strong! I think I'll make you live THROUGH your fear, and BREAK you with it! You'll fall and fall AND fall, but your nightmare will NEVER end! What do you say to THAT, you flightless FREAK?!” Lettuce strains and says: “Well, 'General,' come a little closer and I'll BOW to you!” And mustering all his strength, does a back-flip, and breaks OUT of the trance, POUNCES onto General Skeleton, and jumps high up into the air! General Skeleton says: “Bad move! You left yourself wide OPEN!!!!” And General Skeleton THROWS a bone like a spear at the penguin, but Lettuce kicks it right back, and FLOATS in air! General Skeleton sputters and says: “A f-f-f-flightless bird! You're flying!” Lettuce says: “This isn't flying, this is falling WITH style!!!!” And Lettuce calmly controls his descent back to Earth! General Skeleton says: “Impossible! I was in CONTROL of you! I knew your FEAR! It should have PARALYZED you!” Lettuce says: “Only momentarily! Fear can only control you if you let it. But once you realize that if you're brave enough to do something in SPITE of the fact that you're afraid, you can do ANYTHING you set your mind to!” Lettuce sets his power watch and says: “Sorry to spoil your FUN, General Skeleton! Back to action! Multiverse, save Core Earth! / Triceratops!” / And Lettuce is back in his ranger gear! Lettuce says: “And now, it's time for YOU to feel what fear is TRULY like!” And Lettuce uses his triceratops horns, and runs into General Skeleton, pushing him OFF the Mesa! Lettuce teleports off of the Mesa, and rejoins the other Rangers. Pinkie Pie asks: “What happened up there?!” Usagi asks: “Weren't you afraid to be up there?” Lettuce says: “Yes, I was afraid. I'm still a little afraid. But Omnus is right, being brave isn't about not having any fear; it's about doing what needs to be done DESPITE the fact that you're afraid!” General Skeleton leaps in and asks: “I'll make you afraid YET!!!!” Naruto says: “Impossible! I saw Lettuce push you off the cliff!” General Skeleton laughs and says: “Fools! Nothing can hurt me as long as my HEAD is intact!” Baphomet screams: “You IDIOT!!!! Don't TELL them that!” Usagi quickly gets an idea and says: “Pinkie, think you can give him a LITTLE kick?” Pinkie says: “One kick coming up!” And Pinkie Pie swirls around and KICKS General Skeleton hard, shattering him to pieces! Usagi says: “Quick Naruto, grab his head!” Naruto grabs the disembodied head and asks: “So, how far do you think you can fly?!” General Skeleton panics and asks: “What are you doing?!” Usagi says: “I think it's time YOU took a little TRIP...” she winds up her arm, and with her lunar based strength, THROWS General Skeleton's head hard! Usagi finishes: “Into the SUN!!!!” And General Skeleton's head quickly burns UP in the sun, forcing the rest of his body to disintegrate! At the secret base, Emperor Diabolica scowls in disgust! Diabolica YANKS a vial of blood away from Drako! Emperor Diabolica says: “Give me that! It's time for my OWN monster!” Emperor Diabolica closes his eyes and chants: “On the moon dust soft and pliant, send to Earth a Wrathful Titan!” And Emperor Diabolica throws down the vial, and it LANDS on Earth as a huge, red monster! Pinkie Pie says: “WOAH! And I thought Discord looked gnarly!” Baphomet says: “What are you going to do? Will you divert your attention to the beast, or will you prevent me from invading the city of Phoenix, Arizona?!” Lettuce says: “I think we're skilled enough to do both! You guys go ahead and handle Baphomet! I'll take down the Titan!” Naruto says: “I like that plan!” Lettuce says: “I need Dinozord power, NOW!!!!” And sure enough, Lettuce's Triceratops zord appears. Baphomet says: “Excellent! I can USE the work-out!” Lettuce jumps into his zord and says: “All right, lets see what this dinosaur can do!” Baphomet screams a sonic yell at the zord, but Lettuce is able to keep it steady! Lettuce says: “Time for the thrusters!” And Lettuce pushes a lever forward, and the zord RAMS into the Titan with its horns, pushing it back! Lettuce says: “Time to put the cherry on the cake, and summon the power of lightning!” And Lettuce pushes a button with a lightning symbol on it, and electricity starts flowing through the Triceratops horns, until the arcs connect at a point! Lettuce says: “Triple electric charge, FIRE!!!!” And Lettuce fires the HIGH beam voltage at the Titan, and the Titan EXPLODES from the deadly ray! Baphomet worriedly says: “Oh no! My bravado has been ruined!” Naruto asks: “Not so brave, without a huge Titan for back-up, are you?” Baphomet defiantly says: “This is called a strategic retreat! I'll fight again, another day!” And Baphomet transports back to his base. Usagi says: “You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!” / At the secret base of Emperor Diabolica, Emperor Diabolica is ANGRILY firing lightning bolts at the Imps, and they are scurrying for safety! Vipera asks: “Are you HAPPY now, Baphomet?!” Baphomet says: “At LEAST I was actually on the ground! What were YOU doing that was SO important?!” Emperor Diabolica angrily scowls: “Don't argue among yourselves! I've got a HEADACHE!!!!” / Back in the Command Center, the Rangers are back in their casual clothes, and celebrating their recent victory. Naruto says: “Let's hear it for Lettuce, who totally showed us that fear is only in the mind!” Toby says: “Lets hear it for Usagi, who KNOCKED that General Skeleton guy into where the sun ALWAYS shines; the SUN!” Alpha 8 says: “And lets hear it for Alpha 8! I fixed that Auto-correct thing, now the Simulation Planet is guaranteed to take you to the right place every time!” Lettuce says: “Well, even if it didn't, I've learned fear is just like anything else; it's something that you have to live with, but you don't have to let it control you!” Pinkie Pie says: “Unlike the way I can control my balance!” And Pinkie Pie walks in, carefully holding an egg on her nose, while she stands on only one hoof! Pinkie Pie says: “See? If I hold perfectly still, I can balance this egg on my nose! WOAH!!!!” Pinkie Pie accidentally LOSES her balance, and the egg SPLATS onto Alpha 8! Alpha 8 says: “Well, I guess that's egg all over MY face!” The Rangers say: “Oh, Alpha!” / Episode Notes: First time that two different monsters have been introduced in the same episode to fight the Rangers, though not at the same time. First time that a Ranger (Lettuce) has been forced out of morphed form. First time we've seen a Ranger's bedroom. First appearance of the Simulation Planet, a holographic planet (similar to the “Danger Room” from the “X-Men”) where the Power Rangers can hone their skills. First time that a solo zord has taken down a monster. Personal Notes: To honor the original “Mighty Morphing Power Rangers”, I thought it would be great to bring back old staples. Such as the “We Need a Hero” song, the big bad of the series complaining about having a head-ache, and shameless bad puns thrown into an episode for a joke. I also thought I would poke fun at several things, such as how the Rangers usually announce their moves, or the Bad Guy announces his own weakness. And just like in the original series, the mentor ALWAYS has the right answer. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Here's a rerun of the third S2 episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S2E3: Land Takers Missing! (Robotic Arc) OBAB: Hey guys check it out. Conehead: What is it? OBAB: I've recently made a device that can track The Land Takers but it's seems like they went to another dimension that cannot be linked. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: What is called? OBAB: Robotic Nightmare. Hayden: ROBOTIC NIGHTMARE! Conehead: Oh, Hey Hayden. Hayden: I'VE HEARD OF THIS PLACE! OBAB: What is it? Hayden: It is own by the most evil hacker in the world and he's a robot. Conehead: What! Hayden: And he also nearly took down Planet TV not so long ago, But we use our guns to teleport him back to his dimension and completely lock it. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: But it seems like the dimensions is free and he's gonna take down other lands. Hayden: Yes! We must stop him at all cost. OBAB: And it seem like The Land Takers has invaded his dimension. Hayden: Well if they are going to team with him, We gotta fight back but the portal is not activated yet so when he will invade Planet SBC, Planet TV, and Planet SBM. We'll get them. OBAB: So we have to wait now. Conehead: Hey OBAB lets go back to Planet SBM OBAB: Ok. SpongeBob's #1 Fan: I'll stay here. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I'm just going to go ahead and apologize in advance for fans of Skipper and Marlene, but this was the ONLY way I could think of to help move my story forward. At the very least, I have a never before seen REVEAL in this episode re-run! I hope you enjoy it! NOTE: This episode is retro-actively dedicated to Gene Wilder, from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” / Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we had 53 contestants competing against each other, in Japan! Land of samurais, pachinko, chibified characters on ramen noodles and gummy snacks! And also, land of FAKE giant monster attacks! Each team made a Japanese commercial for our DELICIOUS brand of gummy snacks! Despite having a BETTER advantage, both Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. lost out to Team Retro...AGAIN!!!! Captain Retro helped bring his team to yet ANOTHER glorious victory! When Team Doom faced the elimination ceremony, everyone was SURE that Snaptrap would be the one to get the boot! But they were all SHOCKED when Jimmy Neutron had to leave the plane instead! Upon reviewing the play-back footage, we found out that Snaptrap, tampered with the votes! Ensuring Jimmy's elimination, and saving his OWN behind! Quite the devious strategy, Snaptrap! But I think you're going to find it MUCH harder to ever pull THAT stunt again! Now we have left Japan, and are on our way to another brand new location! Who will feel HOT?!!! Who will feel COLD?!!! Who will say YES?!!! Who will say NO?!!! Why am I referencing a Katy Perry song?!!! All these questions just MIGHT be answered, on today's episode of Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!!" / "Alaska Once, and NEVER Again!" / Once again, Team Retro is enjoying the perks of First Class. Marlene is relaxed and says: "This IS the life! First Class is the ONLY class for THIS lady!" Daggett says: "Not to mention, me! Not only did I get married to Bunny AGAIN, but Norbert AND Treeflower got to watch it! And I was so touched that we got to watch a wedding between Norbert and Treeflower!" Treeflower says: "Even I HAVE to admit, it actually seemed MORE right to have you there!" Daggett says: "It means a lot to ME, to hear YOU say that! You're a lot more complex than I gave you credit for!" Marlene says: "I'm inclined to agree. You've proven that your not some stereotype. You are willing to change and become a better lady! Perhaps, maybe, we can START being friends!" Treeflower says: "I would like that, I really would!" Captain Retro says: "Let's not get TOO comfortable here, we haven't even BEGUN to get into the REAL drama yet!" Spongebob asks: "Why would you say that?" Captain Retro says: "Jimmy Neutron got the boot last time, he should NOT have been booted OFF! Snaptrap purposely rigged the votes to boot him off!" Treeflower gasps in shock and asks: "You mean, Jimmy Neutron got ELIMINATED the same way he eliminated me in season ONE?!" Captain Retro says: "Believe me, the irony was NOT lost on Jimmy Neutron!" Suzie says: "I don't think Snaptrap will be able to pull THAT stunt, again!" Captain Retro says: "Of course not! Sniz and Fondue have made it MUCH harder to remove the Secret Ballot Bag, and also HARDER to tamper with the votes! And they're going to introduce a brand new rule!" Norbert asks: "What is that?!" Captain Retro says: "The PENALTY vote rule! Starting with Snaptrap's malicious vote tampering and from now on, anytime a contestant is CAUGHT breaking the rules, they will get a penalty vote if their team faces an elimination ceremony! And not just for ONE elimination ceremony, either!" Treeflower says: "One thing is for sure, with this new penalty vote rule now in play, it will certainly make ALL the devious contestants less eager to play a scheming, sabotaging game!" Captain Retro says: "Even so, we should still be on our guard! Snaptrap is bad, yes! But he's HARDLY the worst evil in the game! Taotie, Kaput, and Zarbon are FAR worse! No matter what, don't EVER let yourself FALL for Zarbon's charms! He will do ANYTHING to win!" (Confessional) Treeflower says: "I feel a lot cleaner now, seeing as how I've made things up between Norbert, Daggett, and myself. And honestly? Marlene and I didn't have the best relationship last season, obviously, I'd like to change that and try to make a fresh start! I want to see if Marlene and I can be friends! No ulterior motives, no scheming alliances, no devious plans! I want to be a good beaver this season, and be a friend for Marlene! I owe it to her to redeem myself for last season!" / Marlene says: "As much as it pains me to admit it, the fact is, it genuinely seems that Treeflower is making an honest effort to redeem herself! She really wants to make a change! Personally, I don't really need to have Treeflower as a friend, but it would be completely wrong for me to not give Treeflower a chance! I'll let her be my friend, and see where it ends up going! Besides, it will provide me with good karma! And racking up good karma now, will put me in a better position for future challenges!" / Captain Retro says: "I think the concept of free will is starting to become more apparent to the Nicktoon characters with every single challenge that occurs! Treeflower is willing to change her ways, Marlene is willing to be friends with Treeflower, even Angelica is no longer the bossy busy-body she used to be! Everyone is changing! And I have to admit, for the most part, change is good! It's not easy, but it's often good! I just hope that I'm not changing Marlene into being somebody who LOVES me!" (End Confessional) Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. is once again slumping it (in good conditions, but not fancy ones) in normal class! Judy says: "Unbelievable! Two challenges in a ROW we lost!" Reggie says: "Not only that, but in NEITHER case, did we MANAGE to take care of the REAL problem that lies on our hands!" Fanboy says: "Agreed! I think it's painfully obvious that we have a big, fat, giant RAT!" Snaptrap, who is drinking Paris Purple Flurp, does a spit-take and angrily shouts: "What was THAT?!!! What did you call me?!!!" Chum-Chum defiantly says: "He called you, and I quote, a BIG, FAT, GIANT, RAT!!!!" Snaptrap yells: "I am NOT a RAT!!!!" Wally sarcastically says: "Really? You COULD'VE fooled me!" Twister says: "You're not trust-worthy. What you DID the other day was NOT cool!" Snaptrap incredulously asks: "Whatever ARE you talking about?!" Phoebe says: "We KNOW what you did! You RIGGED the votes to send Jimmy Neutron HOME last time! We're ON to you!" Snaptrap sarcastically says: "BIG deal!!!! What are you going to DO?!!! ARREST me?! I don't care, I'll DO the time like I ALWAYS do!" Guano says: "You'll be doing TIME, all right, but you're not doing it in JAIL! You think life has been bad to you before? Just wait until karma hits you! The amount of pain that AWAITS you is incomparable to any PAIN that YOU have experienced before!" Snaptrap just sarcastically says: "I am SO worried!!!!" (Confessional) Fanboy says: "I have never liked Snaptrap, not from the first moment that I saw his face! Sometimes, there is more to a creature than the way they look! But not Snaptrap! He is as guilty as SIN! He has got to be stopped and taken OUT of the equation! If that happens, maybe THEN, will our team have a DECENT chance of WINNING a challenge!" / Chum-Chum says: "I stand firm with my Fanboy, and I can be QUITE firm when we are DEEPLY in love! I THINK I should probably stop before I give this show a PG-13 rating or MORE!" / Wally says: "I came onto this show to get away from having to fight evil! But I found a different kind of evil here! Snaptrap is bad! And not in the way Lord Peel is bad! Snaptrap is GENUINELY malicious, and doesn't even care about who he hurts! As much as I hate to admit it, I may have to make a stand against Snaptrap! Sorry, Yay-OK, but stopping Snaptrap has to be my bigger priority now! I won't forget about you, but Snaptrap HAS to be stopped!" / Guano says: "Kappa Mikey and the rest of us, fight evil on a regular basis on Lilymu! The only difference is, on OUR show, our fights against evil are PREDICTABLE! Here, it's different! Evil doesn't come up with an obvious plot that can OBVIOUSLY be stopped! Evil is hiding its plans, and they are NOT about to reveal it to ANYONE! But regardless, I plan to play as hard as I can, and make it as DIFFICULT as possible for Snaptrap to get away with his schemes! He is NOT going to pull a fast one on me!" / Snaptrap says: "I have NEVER encountered such a bunch of SORE losers! Wah! If I cried over every single lackey I lost, I STILL wouldn't be over my loss of BAD DOG, before TUFF Puppy even STARTED!!!! Still, I have placed myself in a non-ideal condition! Now that I've shown that I AM a competent force of EVIL, they're not going to take that lying down! And I don't think I'll be able to pull the vote switching stunt again! I'll have to resort to DIFFERENT tactics!" (End Confessional) Zarbon is combing his hair (in a very bored mood), and he disgustedly says: "I'm too beautiful for normal class! That's why my team has to win this upcoming challenge! We have to! Otherwise, how will we EVER eliminate Team Retro?!" Taotie says: "Last time, we had an ADVANTAGE, and we STILL couldn't beat them!" Zarbon says: "Maybe YOU'RE not TRYING hard enough!" Taotie says: "Believe me, I HAVE been trying! You just can't BEAT the DUMB luck that Po seems to be having! He ALWAYS thwarts my genius plans! Thwarts them! It's positively MIND-boggling!" Zarbon says: "It would be, if you were ACTUALLY smart! Do you honestly expect for ME to believe that YOU are a genius?!" Taotie shouts: "I have an actual P.H.D.! I've graduated from the Academy of EVIL!!!! What more do you NEED?!" Zarbon says: "How about a plan that actually works?! Because unless I'm mistaken, every single plan you've come up with to use AGAINST Po, he has managed to beat all too EASILY!" Taotie scowls and says: "Well, maybe if he DIDN'T always have the Furious FIVE always helping him!" Zarbon says: "Fortunately, only Tigress is around to help Po. Perhaps now you'll be evenly matched!" Taotie scoffs and says: "PLEASE! Do you REALLY take me for some kind of FOOL?!!! Tigress is STRONGER than the REST of the Furious Five put together! Not to mention that she's actually SMARTER than Po! You want to go up against Tigress? That's a suicide mission! And I'm not interested in kamikaze!" Zarbon says: "Maybe YOU'RE not, but I know SOMEONE willing to make others LIVES miserable, even at the risk of his OWN life?!" Taotie asks: "You're going to sacrifice yourself?!" Zarbon says: "That would be a crime against the universe, to deprive them of MY godly beauty! No, I'm talking about KAPUT!!!!" Kaput runs up and says: "You called, great leader Zarbon?!!!" Taotie says: "If HE'S a leader, than I'M...what is Keswick SUPPOSED to be again?!!!" Keswick says: "I'm kind of a mammalian alien who has chosen to live life on Earth." Taotie says: "I'm a mammalian alien who has chosen to live life on Earth!" Zarbon says: "HI, Keswick!!!!" Taotie sarcastically says: "Wow! If I had a dollar for every time I heard THAT one...technically, I guess I would only HAVE a dollar! But that's besides the point! THAT is not funny!" Zarbon asks: “Are you KIDDING me?! I think it's hilarious! Now if you WILL excuse me, I have to make SURE that a certain SKIPPER will see his relationship with MARLENE ended!” Bulma asks: “How are you going to do THAT?!” Zarbon chuckles evilly and says: “Let's just say that WHEN the plane lands, Captain Retro and Marlene are going to be SMOOCH buddies, ON the lips! I'm SABOTAGING the plane, and I will make Skipper SPIRAL into a deep, DARK depression!” Bulma gasps and says: “WOW!!!! THAT is COLD!” (Confessional) Taotie says: "Zarbon doesn't take me SERIOUSLY! I mean, he takes KAPUT more seriously than ME, and Kaput's show only LASTED for two seasons! Kung Fu Panda lasted for THREE! I have way more credibility than Kaput does! Not to mention that I KNOW I am SMARTER than Kaput is! Unlike Kaput, I am not WILLING to just LET Zarbon, insult me like that! His partner in crime, I might be! But that DOESN'T mean I'm willing to SWALLOW my integrity! I have too much at stake for that! No sir! Zarbon is NOT just going to GET to walk all over me! That's ALREADY happened to me WAY too many times in MY life already, believe you, ME!!!!" / Zarbon says: "I did it! I have SABOTAGED the plane, and now Captain Retro and Marlene are DESTINED to fall in love when they kiss! It's ALL part of my BRILLIANT plan! You want to know why I take Kaput more seriously than Taotie? Simple. Kaput is WILLING to put himself on the line for me! And he seems ALL too eager in wanting to be seen as the BIG Bad this season! (Zarbon DOESN'T notice that Stimpy has entered into the Confessional) All this, and he TOTALLY expects for ME to reward him when all is SAID and DONE!!!! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! As if I'm going to give him the CHANCE to betray ME!!!! I'm where the TRUE evil IS!!!! I will betray Kaput FIRST! Nobody will get the DROP on ME!!!!" And Stimpy QUICKLY zooms out of the Confessional without being seen! / Stimpy, alone, says: "Oh, MAN!!!! Captain Retro was RIGHT! Zarbon IS creepy evil! I must let him KNOW of this, before Zarbon unleashes his trap among unsuspecting prey!!!!" (End Confessional) Stimpy runs back into first class and says: "Guys! I've got to tell you something important! It's Zarbon! He's--!" But Sniz interrupts Stimpy's statement by saying, over the intercom: "Good morning passengers! Today on your right and your left if you look, you will see the BEAUTIFUL, white, enchanting scenery of Alaska! Nothing but SNOW as far as the eye can see! So I hope you packed your parkas, because it is GOING to be cold once we land!!!!" Stimpy resumes and says: "Captain Retro, you were right! Zarbon IS evil!!!! I overheard him talking in the Confessional, but I don't think that he knows that I heard him! He's totally intending to eventually BETRAY Kaput even though Kaput is being LOYAL to Zarbon! The only problem is, Zarbon KNOWS that Kaput is eventually planning to betray Zarbon to!" Captain Retro says: "The seeds of evil are definitely starting to be SOWN between THOSE two! Good work, Stimpy!" Marlene says: "Well, that solves ONE problem! We KNOW who the subjects of the eventual BETRAYAL are going to be!" Captain Retro says: "But we STILL don't know who's going to betray WHOM first! And if I'm guessing right, this is the kind of betrayal where the BETRAYED won't get a chance to strike back in time! It will be quick, and decisive! Whoever DOES do the betraying, they will be the REAL evil, they MUST be stopped beyond all costs!" Tigress asks: "Who do you think will betray the other, first?" Captain Retro says: "Difficult to predict, harder to foresee! Even with my abilities. It all boils down to emotions and free will! It might all come down to one question; who will feel the NEED to betray first? It all boils down to that. But as of right now, it's FAR too early to even GUESS at who it can be! Therefore, we'll have to wait and collect more data before we will know FOR certain what the verdict of all this knowledge IS!" (Confessional) Po says: "Normally, I like being in the know! But it's not easy dealing with the type of knowledge Captain Retro is dealing with! He really operates on a higher level! I may be the Dragon Warrior, but Captain Retro IS something else!" / Tigress says: "Captain Retro is smart, strong, intelligent, strategical, and he doesn't give up! In other words, he's precisely what Po and I have been looking for in a good alliance leader! Don't get me wrong, I fully INTEND to win, with Po probably coming in second! But I AM willing to take the rest of this alliance along for the ride! I'll just help them eliminate everybody else FIRST, and worry about the OTHER eliminations later! There's no point in crossing THAT bridge until, and only IF/WHEN I come to it!" / Stimpy says: "Looks like I'm going to be relevant to the story for this season again! Don't get me wrong, I like being relevant! But think about other characters not getting a chance to shine! But I feel as if Captain Retro genuinely NEEDS me! I can't leave his side! Being a good guy means being able to stay brave in the face of danger! In fact, Ren once told me TRUE courage is having the nerve to face OFF against something dangerous, not because you AREN'T afraid, but in fact, despite the fact that you ARE afraid! That's the major difference between heroes and villains! A true hero NEVER gives in to fear!" / Captain Retro says: "Even with the possibilities narrowed down, that still leaves a large amount of time where Zarbon and/or Kaput could possibly betray the other. The only thing I know of for sure, is that it will happen AFTER the Kiss! But the exact moment of my own eventual elimination, remains a mystery to me. But I'll worry about that only AFTER the Kiss HAPPENS, and not before!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Chameleon is taking a NICE, hot shower in the plane's shower room. But when Dudley comes to the room and asks: "Buddy, are you done in there?!" Chameleon oddly yells: "AHHH!!!!" Dudley says: "No need to yell, I can wait!" Chameleon runs out, completely NAKED!!!! Chameleon says: "It's TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE!!!! Someone has STOLEN my transformation suit! That's what I NEED in case I need to CHANGE into something! And more importantly, it helps me regulate my body temperature!" Dudley says: "Right! You ARE a reptile! Don't worry, I'll help you FIND your suit before the challenge--." (SCREECH!!!!) And the contestants, STARTLED by the shock, are suddenly TOSSED out of the plane, and even Timmy Turner, stuck in the BACK area of the plane, looks NERVOUS to see RATS fleeing the plane!!!! The contestants find themselves flung OUT into the snowy, Alaska wilderness! But when Captain Retro and MARLENE get flung out, something truly EXTRA-ORDINARY happens!!!! Marlene lands safely with her back on the ground, but before she can re-act, Captain Retro NEARLY plops down ONTO her, but their LIPS touch in a KISS!!!!" Skipper asks: "What was that?!!!" Captain Retro says: "It was an ACCIDENT!!!! Honest it WAS!!!!" Skipper suspiciously says: "Well, don't ever let that 'accident' happen AGAIN!!!! I'm watching you!!!!" (Confessional) Captain Retro, bewildered, exclaims: "What was THAT?!!!" / Marlene, shocked, exclaims: "What in the WORLD did we just do?! I NEVER, ever gave it a serious thought! But that second, the moment Captain Retro and I had our lips touch, I truly FELT something I have NEVER felt with Skipper! For the first time, everything suddenly MADE sense! I knew who I truly was! Who I NEED to be! And...who I need to be with! I found my soul mate, and his name is NOT Skipper!!!!" / Captain Retro face-palms himself and says: "Out of ALL the MULTIPLE possible futures I foresaw, why did it HAVE to be THIS one?! We're from different dimensions! She's an otter, I'm a canine! She was already IN a relationship! And yet, even with all of that, I can't run away from a simple truth. The one thing I didn't want to have happen, happened! Not a dark victory for a villain, but a force FAR stronger than that! A force that even I cannot fight! Marlene...I love her!" / Skipper says: "She KISSED Captain Retro! Maybe he KISSED her! Maybe it was an accident! Why does it matter?! It matters to me! I thought Marlene would end up with me! Am I the only SHOCKED party here? No! I know I'm not! But for Marlene to FALL for ANYBODY else, why Captain Retro?!" / Captain Retro says: "I never wanted to be put into this situation. But now that I know what I feel is real, it will do me no good to deny it. That would only bring heart-ache and grief. I can't put myself through that, and I won't put Marlene through that. The only problem is, I need to know for sure. If it turns out...if what I'm suspecting is correct...well, I guess Marlene and I will both find out soon enough!" / Rocko says: "Marlene and Captain RETRO?! I don't think even Captain RETRO saw THAT one coming! But love can be an unpredictable animal! It almost NEVER moves in the way you expect it to! But love isn't always fair to everyone. Neither is free will. Love and free-will are similar in one key aspect. They are BOTH good, but they can sometimes be a double-edged sword. They cut both ways. And sometimes, the key to happiness may wind up hurting someone else good. It's not an ideal situation. But of course, life doesn't always work out ideally. I can only hope that Captain Retro and Marlene can FIND a way to MAKE this relationship work, while still keeping the peace with Skipper!" (End Confessional) Craig quickly zooms into Sanjay's shirt, and Craig says: "Warm me up, dude! Warm me up!" Sanjay says: "No worries! You can stay safe in my shirt as LONG as this challenge takes place!" Craig breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thanks, dude! You're a life-saver, and I don't mean the candy!" Chameleon shivers uncontrollably and says: "T-t-t-this u-u-u-unbearable c-c-c-cold! I'm g-g-g-going to f-f-f-freeze my--!" Kitty says: "ACTUALLY, don't finish that thought! There's a child, Harvey BEAKS present!!!!" Chameleon says: "I-I-I-I was g-g-g-going t-t-t-to say b-b-b-butt off!" Kitty says: "Oh. That's okay, then!" Dudley takes off his shirt and says: "Chameleon, you need this WAY more than I do!" Chameleon puts it on, and his core body temperature warms back up! Chameleon, empathetical, says: "For ME?!!! You're willingly giving away your ONE shirt to me?!!!" Dudley says: "I can't stand to see a poor reptile freeze to death! Besides, I have my fur, and the cold never bothered me anyways." Chameleon genuinely says: "Dudley, you are TRULY a wonderful friend!!!! (Looks at the naked Dudley) And a truly unrivaled dog of dignity!" (Confessional) Chameleon, in happy shock, says: "Dudley gave away his SHIRT to me! Nobody's EVER put MY needs above their OWN before! I mean, I wanted a friend, but for the first time in my life, I felt a warmth that I've NEVER experienced from the sun! Someone who genuinely accepts me, for ME!!!! And cares for me in SPITE of my flaws! I was all wrong trying to get attention by committing crimes! Maybe all I needed to do, was just be someone for Dudley to take care of. I don't mean that in a weird way or anything! All that matters is, I HAVE a friend!!!! Although, it does worry me, WHO did steal my suit?!!! I would NEVER put myself through such risk at my own life! Someone was DEFINITELY trying to cut me out of the game, but who?!" / Kaput says: "There is only one man capable of making off with Chameleon's suit and ALLOWING him to freeze!" (Flashback) Chameleon arrives at the shower area, but Zarbon barges up and says: "Out of the WAY, commoner! Waste of pathetic skin and trash! The only one who DESERVES to stay PRETTY on this plane is ME!!!!" Chameleon says: "I am NOT scared of you! I got here FIRST! I don't care WHO you think you ARE or what you THINK you're entitled to, you will just have to wait your turn like everybody ELSE!!!!" And Chameleon shuts the door and locks it! Zarbon angrily fumes and says: "I hate that UGLY, little piece of ROADKILL! I HATE his ugliness and everyone ELSES with EVERY fiber of my BEING!!!!" Kaput eagerly says: "You want me to teach him a LESSON?!" Zarbon gets a DEVIOUS look and says: "YES! Teach him a GOOD lesson, about why you should NEVER insult your superior BEINGS!" Kaput says: "The Master of Disaster will make him pay, but GOOD!" Kaput takes out an alien laser device, and uses it to pick at the LOCK of the door OPEN!!!! Then, when no one else (besides Zarbon, is watching), Kaput SNEAKS in, stuffs Chameleon's suit into his own, then sneaks OUT of the shower room and re-locks the door behind him, all while wearing protective rubber gloves so he CAN'T be identified by finger-prints!!!! (End Flashback) Kaput is still in the Confessional and says: "You DISS the greatest MASTERS of strategical EVIL ever, and you WILL pay the price!" / Zarbon chuckles evilly: "Tricking Kaput to do my evil deeds FOR me! Its all TOO easy! Of course, I HAD to be the one RESPONSIBLE for sabotaging the plane to MAKE Captain Retro and Marlene KISS like that! No WAY could I risk THAT being messed up and not WORKING out the way I WANTED it to!" (End Confessional) Sniz walks out, dressed in a warm fur parka, and says: "If we are DONE standing around, it's time to find out today's challenge!" Pearl asks: "Can we slow DOWN a little? This game stuff isn't EASY!!!!" Sniz says: "No can do! We have 52 contestants left, and we're already FOUR episodes into a 52 episode season. In other words, we have to play contestant elimination catch-up! And if you want to blame ANYBODY for the taxing challenge schedule, blame General Barracuda! He crafted the most intensive-worthy, location hopping, grueling challenge schedule he can think of! This way, he gets to make your lives HARDER, without ANY actual antagonizing! This upcoming challenge requires you to stay warm, in SPITE of the cold!" Captain Retro says: "I've got MY end covered!" And he pushes a button, and not only does a green PARKA form all around him, but Green Parka's form all AROUND all the OTHER members of Team Retro, except Angelica!!!! Angelica says: "EXCUSE me, where is MY parka?!!!" Captain Retro says: "Sorry, Angelica!! My button can ONLY produce 17 parkas at any given time! Sorry!" (Confessional) Angelica shivers and says: "I better NOT get pneumonia from all of THIS exposure!!" / Captain Retro says: "While what I SAID was true, even if it WASN'T I wouldn't GIVE a green parka to Angelica! Mainly because...she's ANGELICA!!!! If she wants any of MY good karma, she's going to have to EARN it like anyone else! I'm not doing any special FAVORS for her!" (End Confessional) Taotie shivers and says: "Oh, MAN!!!! I am going to FREEZE my rump ROAST out here!" Spongebob says: "Not if you get up and exercise! Course the blood through your veins! That's how you stay warm!" Taotie rolls his eyes and says: "Thank you for the advice, Captain Obvious!" (Confessional) Taotie says: "Nowhere in my written contract did it SPECIFICALLY state that we were going to Alaska! Not the ideal place to spend a vacation!" / Spongebob says: "I'm really liking Captain Retro! He truly comes prepared!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Here's how today's challenge will work! First, all teams must cross the not-so-frozen river! Normally, completely frozen, but due to the events of the Global climate Change, and let's not try to deny it, the issue is real, therefore, the river is definitely more of a river, and more dangerous! You must first cross the river before proceeding to the next part of the challenge. And don't worry, if you fall INTO the river, our Fairy Godparent interns are LEGALLY required to come in and rescue you!" Jaundissimo magically appears and says: "Don't worry, my friends! Yours truly will not ALLOW you to FREEZE!!!!" Sniz says: "Once across the river, you will get on your dog sleds, and run a 15 mile section of the Iditarod Dog Race!" Haggis asks: "Where are the DOGS?!!! And please don't say that Dog, Dudley, and Captain Retro are the ONLY dogs around!" Sniz says: "It's not going to change the fact, that they are! The 'dogs' as you put it, will be determined by WHICHEVER two contestants arrive at the sleds first! Team leaders such as Captain Retro are exempt! They will do the pulling! The teams must navigate through the FULL course of the fifteen mile trek! Whoever crosses the finish line and comes in first, wins invincibility! Whoever comes in second, will be in not-quite winner, not quite total loser territory! The team that comes in last, will have to face an elimination ceremony! And this is an IMPORTANT fact to remember! All team-members MUST be present at the time of the crossing! Otherwise, the position will not count! And if all team-members aren't present at the time of the crossing, their team will face an AUTOMATIC elimination ceremony, regardless of the place their team came in! Oh, and one more important fact regarding the teams, as well as the rules!" Oonski shouts: "What RULES?!!! I didn't see ANY rules, did I now?!!!" Sniz smiles and kindly asks: “WANDA?!” Wanda smiles and says: “I've GOT your scene RIGHT here!” She poofs, and a scene of Gene Wilder, from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” unexpectedly appears on the screen. Gene Wilder shouts: "WRONG SIR, WRONG!!!! Under section 37-B of the contract SIGNED by HIM, it states QUITE clearly that all offers can be made null and void IF; and you can read for YOURSELF on this photo static copy; 'I the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, priviledges and LICENSES, herein and herein contained, etc., etc.! Faxs, mentis, incendium, englorium, encomplarum, etc., etc.! Memo, blis, purietem, encottem!!!! It's ALL there, black and white, clear as CRYSTAL!!!! So you get NOTHING!!!! You LOSE!!!! Good DAY, sir!!!!" Snaptrap, in shock, says: "You're all crooks. You're all CHEATS and SWINDLERS!!!! That's what you ARE!!!! How DARE you accuse me of something like THIS?!!! Leading me on with false hopes of fame and glory and then SMASHING it all into pieces?!!! You are INHUMAN MONSTERS--!!!!" Gene Wilder yells: "I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!" And the scene disappears!!!! (Confessional) Guano says: "I'm usually NOT one to gloat! But; I told you so! I told you so!" / Reggie says: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!" (End Confessional) Roger Plotz asks: "What exactly did all that mean?" Sniz says: "It means EVERYONE will now be subject to new rules, enacted upon Snaptrap's heinous elimination of Jimmy Neutron! We can't bring Jimmy back, but we CAN make it so proper punishments are on in place for ANYONE who breaks the rules! From now on, starting with Snaptrap's transgression and continuing in perpetuity, any contestant who is found to have tampered with votes, deliberately causes harm to ANOTHER contestant, or found to be PURPOSEFULLY and WILLINGLY sabotaging another anyone's chances of winning, they will be punished by way of the new penalty vote rule! This penalty vote rule once enacted upon any contestant, will not be revoked for any reason! And the penalty vote rule will be in effect for each contestant, depending on the severity of the transgression that took place. To give you a CLEAR example of how this works, since Snaptrap RIGGED Jimmy Neutron off in the third episode and we just found out about it, Snaptrap shall hereby receive ONE penalty vote for EVERY elimination challenge he IS in for the next FOUR challenges!!!!" Snaptrap says: "That's not so bad! I can deal with one penalty vote for FOUR challenges!" Sniz says: "But be WARNED!!!! If Snaptrap, is found committing ONE act of the hereby above mentioned transgressions, we will INCREASE the number of penalty votes he GETS in each effective episode challenge! From one, to THREE!!!! Tell me, does that suck, Snaptrap?!!!" And Snaptrap's face LITERALLY turns red, and steam LITERALLY whistles out of his ears!!!! (Confessional) Snaptrap screams: "That DIRTY, STINKY, ROTTEN, low-down no good, pestilocking, treckifaring, yackimaring, ungrateful HOST!!!! How DARE he threaten ME?! So you think you can stop me with one LOUSY penalty vote? Fine! But it only LASTS for my next four elimination challenges! I have full confidence I'll survive THAT long! So there!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "With that out of the way, I wish you the best of luck! Zim asks: "How long will this challenge take?" Sniz answers: "About four hours maybe, but we'll only show one hour! We'll start the challenge, soon, on Total Cartoon Global Cruise!!!!" / (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, the teams are ready to cross the river, but Captain Retro and Marlene don't appear at ease! Marlene nervously says: "So, that was QUITE some landing!" Captain Retro says: "I never thought WE would land like that!" Marlene says: "But what I feel..." Captain Retro finishes: "I feel it to." Marlene face-palms herself and says: "You didn't want this, did you?" Captain Retro says: "Believe me, I wanted to avoid it. I was fine just being friends with you, but I can no longer deny an important truth." Captain Retro whispers so only Marlene can hear: "Marlene, I LOVE you!" (Confessional) Marlene sighs and says: "Oh, man! It's love! And not only that, the feeling is MUTUAL! Heaven knows how Skipper is going to react to this!" (End Confessional) Marlene asks: "What do you want to do about this; I LOVE you to!" (Confessional) Captain Retro sighs and says: "It's just like I feared! It is love! Even if Skipper WASN'T a factor, there are these interdimensional rules I've got to follow! It's not as simple as just loving Marlene! If I want Marlene, REALLY want Marlene, I have to give up something before I can do that. And I'm not sure what that is yet!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "I hope you realize, it isn't going to be as simple as me just being in love with you, and you having to tell Skipper the bad news." Marlene asks: "Is this another one of your interdimension rules?" Captain Retro says: "Yes. And they're very important. If I truly want a relationship with you, I have to give up something first. And I'm not sure what I would have to give up yet." Marlene says: "Can you find out?" Captain Retro says: "Sure, but let's wait until we're somewhere a little more private! Seeing as this is the desolate snow of Alaska, that shouldn't be too hard to find!" Sniz shouts: "It is 10 A.M. right now, and it will be 2 P.M. when you finish, ideally! Even so, seeing as how this is the land of the midnight summer sun, it WOULD be pretty hard to tell just by LOOKING at the sun! I wish you all the best of good luck towards competing this challenge!" Tigress says: "Team Retro, just to make sure we don't lose track of ANYBODY, we should wait until ALL of our team-members are at the dog sled!" Po says: "I agree, and not just because you're my girlfriend! That is a SOUND piece of advice!" (Confessional) Po says: "That's what I like about Tigress, she always thinks about the game plan logically!" / Tigress says: "It's nice to know that Po likes me BOTH for my brains and my beauty! Now if only Twister would realize I was a GIRL!" (End Confessional) Zarbon whispers to Kaput: "How would you like to do me a HUGE favor, and make sure Team Retro's sled is BROKEN once they get there?!" Kaput says: "The master of sabotage WILL strike again!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "I've been itching for a chance to make Team Retro LOSE for sure, and now I'm going to take it into my OWN alien hands! Today, Team Retro LOSES to me!" / Zarbon says: "The way I see it, this is a win-win situation for me. If Kaput succeeds, Team Retro loses, they'll be down a member, and I'll FINALLY be able to relax in peace! If Kaput fails OR gets caught, it will make him a good target to eliminate! And Kaput's elimination wouldn't affect ME in the slightest! There are a GOOD number of people who would be willing to sacrifice their own integrity for ME!!!! Nobody can resist MY charms!!!!" (End Confessional) Team Doom is discussing their options. Patty asks: "What do you think we should do?" Reggie says: "I think our best plan of action is to get to the sled as FAST as we can, and anyone who doesn't arrive there WITH us, come meet us at one of the recruitment poles waiting along the way!" Judy says: "Can't argue with THAT!" Sniz says: "Everybody ready? On your marks, get set, MUSH!!!!" And the teams get to jumping across the icy floes of the flowing river. Lil says: "This is a WILD experience, right Stimpy?!" Stimpy says: "Totally! And having you with me makes ANY challenge worth competing in!" Bulma says: "Oh, it's times like these that I really wish I had an IMMUNITY Radar instead of just a DRAGON Radar!" Zarbon says: "That sounds fascinating! Tell me more!" Bulma seriously says: "Not to you, creep! I REMEMBER what you're capable of! Fool me once, shame on you! But you won't fool me a second time!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Curses!!!! I forgot Bulma would remember about that one unpleasant fact about myself, I certainly don't like it. But I don't think she's told anyone else about it. And even if she HAS, who would BELIEVE her?! I'm FAR prettier than any other mere mortal could EVER hope to be! I'll win even in SPITE of Bulma's knowledge!" / Bulma says: "What exactly IS Zarbon capable of? I don't like to say it. Because it makes me remember the BEAST, and not the beauty! I'd rather see Zarbon REMAIN the beauty, then EVER resort to EVER having to be the BEAST ever again!" (End Confessional) Skipper seriously says: "Marlene!!!! Bet you were WITH someone who can NATURALLY handle the cold like I can!!!!" Marlene says: "I can't TALK right now, Skipper! This is not exactly the best time and place to DO so!" Skipper asks: "When WILL we talk about it?! Because I have a right to know!" Marlene says: "I'll talk with you soon. But I have to let you know right now, that I might end up making a decision, and you might not like it. I truly just want to let you know that if you TRULY respect me, you'll respect whatever decision I make!" (Confessional) Skipper says: "I've never heard Marlene TALK to me in that way before! I think...NO!!!! She MUST be serious!!!! She wouldn't even SAY something like that if she wasn't! I've loved Marlene for a long time but now...it seems that she and I just aren't on the same wavelength anymore, and I don't know if we ever WILL be again! But I do love Marlene, and if I truly do love her, which I do, I must respect whatever decision she makes, no matter WHAT that is!" (End Confessional) Skipper sighs and sadly says: "I promise, I will respect and honor whatever decision you make, no matter WHAT that is!" Marlene says: "Thank you Skipper, it means a lot to hear you say that!" Oonski is taking GREAT leaps across the river, taking Taotie WITH him! Taotie says: "Thanks for the lift, Oonski! It would've been difficult for ME to make all those hard jumps!" Oonski says: "I have a Viking code of honor! Never leave a man behind! You might be a pig, but you're also a man. And that invitation means I am obligated to help you see this challenge through!" Taotie shouts: "At least ONE man knows how to treat me with the RESPECT I DESERVE!!!!" And Zarbon growls angrily! (Confessional) Zarbon says: "That was CLEARLY a crack at MY expense! I don't LIKE it when others openly DISS me like that! I am Freeza's right hand man! And if you insult me, you insult FREEZA!!!! And when you insult Freeza...you BETTER be prepared to face the consequences, because they will NOT be PRETTY...for YOU!!!!" / Oonski says: "Just because I am a Viking, doesn't mean that I don't know how to be polite! I know how to give, how to take, how to receive, and also, when someone else needs help! Taotie needed my help! I plan on being the BEST Viking I can POSSIBLY be!" / Taotie says: "VINDICATION!!!! I have a supporter! In your FACE, Bing Zao, who said it would NEVER happen! I finally have an ALLY! He will HELP me CRUSH the foolish Dragon Warrior; CRUSH!!!!" (End Confessional) Harvey Beak is on the top of Sway-Sway's shoulders! Harvey says: "If this weather wasn't so cold, we could just fly OVER the ice and AVOID all this ice hopping!" Sway-Sway says: "No problem, Harv! Just stick with me and Buhdeuce!" Buhdeuce says: "Because WE are about to..." Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce say: "L-l-l-level UP!!!! Ice Climber Winners!!!!" And not only do the TWO of them suddenly sport parkas and ice-climbing gear, Harvey does to! Harvey says: "WOW!!!! I didn't know I could level up with YOU guys!" Buhdeuce says: "Me neither, but I like it!" Sway-Sway says: "Let's conquer the ice!" And the graphics change into a 16-bit version of the NES game "Ice Climbers!" A stray, huge ice block comes toward them, and Buhdeuce says: "Use the hammer, use the HAMMER!!!!" And Sway-Sway swings at the block, and it breaks! Suddenly, they see a HUGE polar bear wearing shades and pink shorts! Harvey says: "Wait! Where did that Polar Bear pick up shades and those shorts?! And more importantly, where can I get them?!" Sway-Sway says: "I have NO idea!" Buhdeuce says: "JUMP!!!!" And they jump up just in time, because the Polar Bear jumps up, and tries to SHAKE everybody off their balance! But because the three of them are in the air, they are unaffected!!!! They manage to make it ALL the way across the river, and the 16-bit graphic sequence ends! Sway-Sway says: "We have mastered the river!" Harvey says: "Awesome sauce!" Buhdeuce says: "Party PUNCH!!!!" And the left fists of Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce fly off, and they punch each other's left fist! Even THIS bewilders Captain Retro! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "Seriously, how DO they do HALF of the things they do?! Are they from another dimension like I am?! I better check my Orb of Infinite Knowledge and see what their back-ground is!" / Harvey excitedly says: "I feel SO pumped up right now! Is this what adrenaline feels like?! Why didn't anybody tell me about this SOONER?! And furthermore, why doesn't somebody bottle it up and sell it online?! They could make a lot of money! Either way, I know what LIVING feels like! This is the most fun I've had in AGES!!!!" / Sway-Sway says: "Buhdeuce and I, we always look out for the little guys. And Harvey is little, though admittedly, through no fault of his own. He IS only eight! But we are going to help him THROUGH these challenges as much as we can!" / Buhdeuce says: "Helping others just feels right! That, and delivering bread! But that's besides the point!" / Captain Retro says: "My Orb of Infinite Knowledge checked it out, they ARE from another dimension! Dimension 16-Bits!!!! Well, that explains all the leveling up and retro graphic sequences! Now I just have to ask the Orb of Infinite Knowledge a much HARDER question! What will I have to give up for Marlene?!" (End Confessional) Kaput FINALLY makes it all the way across first and says: "All RIGHT!!!! Time to BREAK Team Retro's dog sled!!!!" Kaput RUNS over to Team Retro's sled, but is SURPRISED to find Captain Retro there FIRST!!!! Captain Retro seriously asks: "And just WHAT do you THINK that YOU are doing over here?!" Kaput incredulously answers: "None of your beeswax! And besides; how did YOU get here so fast?!" Captain Retro says: "Running fast is one of my many super-powers!" Kaput says: "You are NOT that FAST!" Captain Retro says: "I most certainly am!" Kaput asks: "Prove it!" Captain Retro says: "Fine!" Captain Retro points to a far-off mountain and says: "Want to see me run to the top of that mountain and back?!" Captain Retro doesn't APPEAR to move, then asks: "Want to see me do it again in slow motion?!" Kaput says: "You didn't move!" Captain Retro says: "It only APPEARED that way! I'm simply MOVING too fast for your eyes to follow!" Kaput exasperated says: "FINE!!!!" He tries to walk off, but Captain Retro grabs him! Kaput asks: "Now WHAT?!!!" Captain Retro seriously says: "Hand it over!" Kaput asks: "Hand what OVER?!!! I don't know what you're talking about!" Captain Retro shouts: "Hand OVER Chameleon's SUIT, you THIEF!!!!" Kaput shocked, asks: "How did YOU know I STOLE Chameleon's suit?!!!" Captain Retro smirks and says: "Because YOU just TOLD me, fathead!!!!" And Kaput growls angrily! (Confessional) Captain Retro says: "See? I can be FUNNY!" / Kaput angrily scowls: "I hate it when I get TRICKED like that!" (End Confessional) Kaput, exasperated, says: "FINE! Take the suit, cry-baby!" And he throws the suit to Captain Retro! Captain Retro says: "I've got a good mind to REPORT this to Sniz! You'll probably rack up a penalty vote for a few challenges!" Kaput shocked, says: "You wouldn't! Captain Retro asks: "You want to try me?!" Kaput says: "No! What must I do for you to stay silent?!" Captain Retro says: "Two conditions! Condition number one, you will LEAVE Chameleon alone! Don't EVER mess with him AGAIN, not even if ZARBON tells you to do so! Condition number two, you will NEVER try to sabotage Team Retro AGAIN! Break either of those conditions while you're in the competition, and I WILL tell Sniz what you did!" Kaput sighs and says: "Fine! I promise that I WON'T break those conditions!" Captain Retro seriously asks: "PROMISE promise?! Not a FAKE promise? Your fingers aren't CROSSED, are they?!" And Kaput shows Captain Retro his uncrossed fingers! Captain Retro releases Kaput and says: "You may go!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "DRAT that Captain Retro! But I STILL have a bit of lee-way! Captain Retro said I couldn't SABOTAGE Chameleon or Team Retro! He never said anything about sabotaging the other team! Team Retro can't win forever! I'll wait until they lose!" / Captain Retro says: "Bullies come in all shapes and sizes! But one thing to remember, is you can't just let them push you around! You need to stand up for yourself, rise above it, and take the PROPER actions! Because bullies need to know that they can't just get AWAY with bullying other people! I consider myself a champion for any and all people who have been bullied by others!" (End Confessional) Kaput runs back to Zarbon, and Zarbon eagerly asks: "How badly did you WRECK it?" Kaput says: "I couldn't." Zarbon yells: "WHAT?!!!" Kaput pathetically pleads: "It was that meddling Captain Retro! He THWARTED me! He got in the way of what should have been fair sabotage! How am I supposed to be a dirty villain if I can't play DIRTY! And he found out about the suit!" Chameleon asks: "What suit?!" Captain Retro SWIFTLY zooms over and says: "This suit! I found it placed inside your open luggage. You must have misplaced it!" Chameleon takes off Dudley's shirt and places his own suit back on! Chameleon says: "Good news buddy! Captain Retro found my suit! You can have your shirt back now!" Dudley says: "Keep it! As a sign of our good friendship! Besides, I told you that the cold doesn't bother me!" Kitty asks: "Are you TRYING to be macho?!" Dudley says: "No! I'm just stating a fact! Besides, you've GOT to admit that I'm looking pretty HOT to you right now! Right, Kitty?!" Kitty doesn't respond, and Dudley asks: "Kitty? KITTY?! KITTY?!" (Confessional) Kitty says: "I hate saying this out loud, even to myself! But the fact of the matter is, Dudley IS hot, especially without his shirt! And when it comes to being a REAL man, let's just say that he's got GREAT proportions all around! But I'm a top secret agent! I have no time for love! Why do you think James Bond never settles down?! It's not because he can't FIND a perfect woman; it's just that he can never keep one! The dangers of the job! Besides, I consider myself a career woman! My duty is to my country first, and maybe Dudley second!" / Dudley says: "I know she wants me! It's only a matter of time before she HAS to admit it! She can't conceal what SHE obviously feels!" / Kaput says: "The only reason I think that Captain Retro is covering for me is because I HAD to promise that I wouldn't mess with Chameleon! That's the only reason! Ah, Chameleon was small potatoes anyways! I can always fry MUCH bigger fish!" (End Confessional) After Captain Retro leaves, Zarbon asks: "You didn't tell him that I put you UP to that, did he?!" Kaput says: "NO! He has no idea that you had ANY involvement!" (Confessional) Kaput says: "I COULD'VE told Captain Retro about Zarbon's involvement! Unfortunately, it's WAY too early for me to betray Zarbon just yet! I need him to get me through the team merge and past several of the individual immunity challenges. Until then, I'll keep Zarbon completely unsuspecting of my plans to eventually betray him!" / Zarbon says: "I'm in a good position right now. Kaput is in no rush to betray me because of the position he is in, while I can betray him ANYTIME I want! And if Captain Retro insists on playing hardball, fine! I'll target Team Doom first, and wait for Team Retro to slip up!" (End Confessional) Angelica, Marlene, and Treeflower arrive at their sled at the same time! Treeflower says: "All right! Two of us have to pull, who will it be?!" Sniz rides on a motorized snow sled and says: "In the event of three people getting TO the sled at the same time, we go with whoever is alphabetically first and LAST!" Angelica shouts: "Marlene!!!!" Marlene says: "Sorry, Angelica. What can I do? I didn't INVENT the alphabet!" Captain Retro rushes back to Marlene and says: "Okay, we'll talk behind this nearby mountain! Just hold on tight!" Marlene grabs onto Captain Retro, and they ZOOM over there pretty fast!!!!" Marlene, dazed and excited says: "That was even FASTER, than Rico's rocket explosive rides, deemed too dangerous for ROLLER coasters!" Captain Retro says: "Sorry about that, but I'm ready to tell you the answer." Marlene asks: "What is it?" Captain Retro: "I asked the Orb of Infinite Wisdom. Whenever I have a question that revolves around something that involves a different dimension, I just ask it whatever is on my mind, and it will answer me!" Marlene says: "That sounds pretty cool!" Captain Retro says: "Most of the time, it is! But sometimes, the answers aren't always pleasant! Take for instance, the thing I asked the Orb. I am confronted with a difficult decision. The only way for our love to be genuine, and not break interdimensional laws, is that I must give UP my ability to EVER return to my original dimension! I must phase in and tune in my body to the properties of this dimension, and become a Nicktoon forever! This is the only way, you and I can EVER be!" Marlene asks: "You mean, if you decide to commit, you'll NEVER see your original dimension again?!" Captain Retro says: "I don't know. All I do know is, I did come prepared in case I was dealt with such a choice." Marlene asks: "How are you going to decide?" Captain Retro pulls out a gold coin and says: "I'll decide with a coin toss!" Marlene asks: "You're going to decide this with a coin toss?" Captain Retro says: "It's the fairest thing I can think of. This way, two outcomes are equally possible. It all depends on which image shows once the coin lands! I will ask the question! In the event of a tails landing, I zap you with a Deneuralizer, you will forget you were ever in love with me, and I'll go back to living my own life, and I will never show any love to you ever again!" Marlene says: "And the OTHER possibility?" Captain Retro says: "In the event of heads, I give up my ability to return to my own dimension, and I'll show you just how deep love can be! Both the love and decision, will be sealed with a kiss! I would officially become a Nicktoon with that!" Marlene backs up, unsure of what to expect! Captain Retro says: "Coin of Possibilities, hear my question! Do I fall in love with Marlene, or NOT?!!!" Captain Retro throws his coin up into the air. Then, the coin comes down, and it HITS the ground! It bounces up once, than twice, than thrice, than after the fourth time, it finally lands STRAIGHT on the ground, and the image comes up as HEADS!!!!! Captain Retro says: "Before I do what I said I would do, I would like you to see my REAL face first, with your OWN eyes!" Captain Retro undoes his mask, slowly takes it off, and Marlene is pleasantly surprised to see that his face looks as nice as the rest of his body. Marlene says: "You're beautiful! Why do you cover up your face like that?" Captain Retro says: "Because, I want other people to like me for what I do, not for what I look like! There's something you must always remember Marlene. Ugly isn't always evil, just like pretty isn't always good! I am pretty and I am good, but I want to be judged by the actions I take, rather than for the way I look!" Marlene says: "Captain Retro, I felt in love with your knowledge and you long before I ever HAD any idea what you looked like!" Captain Retro's eyes, and Marlene's eyes both close, and their lips press together in a TRUE romantic kiss of love! As Captain Retro does this, he can feel his body chemistry change, as he feels the interdimensional travel powers leave his body, and his body attunes into a Nicktoon form! Once Captain Retro finishes, he says: "It is done. I am a Nicktoon now, and I will be yours. Now only your part remains." Marlene says: "I already prepared Skipper for the possibility. Now I'll tell him what we've decided!" / Marlene sees Skipper who has just finished crossing the river, and sighs as she pulls her parka tight! Marlene says to herself: "Well, here it goes!" Marlene goes up to Skipper, and Skipper asks: "Did you make your decision?" Marlene says: "We both did!" Skipper asks: "We?" Marlene says: "Captain Retro gave up the ability to return to his own dimension to be in love with me! He's officially a Nicktoon now! And the truth is, I've fallen in love with him! You know I would NEVER want to hurt you Skipper! But this is what feels right to me!" Skipper sighs and says: "I understand. If Captain Retro is the one who will help you be as happy as you want to be, you should be free to be in love with him. I release you to do as you will!" Marlene sighs and says: "Thank you for understanding how much he means to me!" And Marlene walks away, but not before taking one last glance at Skipper, before heading back to Captain Retro! Bulma comes up and says: "Skipper, you're still talking with the ladies! I guess everything is going just swimmingly! I knew YOU had it in you!" Skipper says: "I let her go." Bulma says: "Absolutely! Splen--." Than stops as she REALIZES what she heard! Bulma says: "You WHAT?! How could you DO that?!" Skipper says: "I had to!" Bulma says: "Yes, of course! But WHY?!!!" Skipper says: "Because, I LOVED her!" / At Team S.R.R.R.C.'s sled, everyone shouts: "He did WHAT?!!!" Bulma says: "Yes, I'm afraid it's true." Keswick says: "Skipper gave up Marlene?!" Gonard says: "I thought the two of them were MADE for each other!" Heffer sighs and says: "After all this time, it seems as though Marlene has fully embraced the concept of free will!" Monster asks: "What does that mean?" Heffer says: "It means that Marlene made a choice, and took life into her OWN hands!" Monster says: "Wow!" Taotie says: "Free will is a powerful tool!" Oonski says: "But not always without it's consequences! I know that Skipper is doing right by Marlene by allowing her the freedom to live as she chooses, but still, it has to be eating at him inside! It's not always easy, to give up something that you love!" (Confessional) Skipper breaks down and cries: "Oh, Marlene!!!! I MISS you already!!!!" / Marlene sighs and says: "Breaking up with Skipper? Yeah, that hurt! But Captain Retro gave up something valuable to be with me! I can't just turn away from that! Captain Retro has proven that he truly LOVES me! Otherwise, he would've backed out! I wasn't the only one who made a choice today, Captain Retro made a choice to! He chose me!" / Bulma says: "Never thought I'd see the day when Marlene and Skipper WEREN'T an item!" / Heffer says: "Rocko has taught me all about choices! They can be a truly powerful thing! For instance, when you choose power over friends like I did that one time I became a security cop, I let the power go to my head! And in the process, I almost became something I didn't like! I got out before it was too late! Although I DID tear up my uniform and end up running around naked in the process! Let me tell you, being naked and alone in a police cell is NOT a fun thing to experience, OR a place you would want to be!" (End Confessional) Marlene comes back up to Captain Retro and she says: "I told him. It's over between us, so from now on, I'm loyal to you!" Captain Retro asks: "Did he take it well?" Marlene says: "I think so. I didn't exactly WAIT to see how Skipper behaved with the rest of our team!" Captain Retro says: "Understandable." Tigress shouts: "Hey!" And Captain Retro turns around, and finds out that nearly the entire REST of the team has arrived at their Dog Sled! Po says: "We're all here!" Norbert says: "Not quite! We're missing two!" Robot shouts: "AHHH!!!!" And the SPLASH of water can be heard as Robot FALLS into the river! Globitha shouts: "MY darling ROBOT!!!! I'll save you!!!!" Daggett futily shouts: "No, WAIT!!!!" And another splash of water can be heard as Globitha jumps in AFTER him! Daggett says: "Sniz said the Fairy Godparents would RESCUE anyone who FELL in the river! Did she FORGET?!!!" Suzie shakes her head and says: "NOPE!!!! She just REALLY loves Robot THAT much!" But to EVERYONE'S surprises, Globitha successfully RETRIEVES Robot, throws him ONTO the sled, and does a mighty jump forward with the REST of Team Retro, leaving them speechless! Globitha asks: "Are you gonna stand there gawking? Or are we going to win this challenge?!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "WOW! The little monster has some skills!" / Po says: "There are two kinds of crazy! There's normal crazy, than there's Globitha! The way she jumped in after Robot, it was like she was jumping in the river to save her SOULMATE! Maybe Robot doesn't think of HER as that yet, but he's got to be a LITTLE impressed by the fact that Globitha risked her OWN life for her!" / Robot shivers and says: "Cold! So cold!" / Globitha says: "Oddly enough, I don't feel chilly! I think the effects of the adrenaline over-powered the force of the cold! It sure is amazing what Adrenaline can do! It helped me save Robot!" (End Confessional) Rocko says: "We're all here then!" Spongebob says: "Than let's get motoring!" Marlene pulls out a whip and says: "Angelica, MUSH!!!!" And as Marlene cracks her whip, Team Retro's sled gets moving! Soon after, Team Doom gets moving as Patrick and Stanley decide to mush for Team Doom, even though all of Team Doom hasn't gotten to the sled yet! Guano says: "Wait! I don't see Fanboy!" Reggie says: "Stick to the plan! We'll pick him up along the way!" And Team Doom starts in hot pursuit, as Zim starts cracking HIS whip at Patrick and Stanley! Twister looks concerned, and turns to Zarbon! Twister says: "I really think we should get moving! I'm the Twister! I can NEVER lose!" Zarbon says: "NO! We wait for everyone to arrive!" Haggis finally catches up and joins the rest of the team! Haggis pants and says: "I'm HERE!!!! Hardest challenge EVER!!!!" Zarbon says: "We're ALL here then! Let's go!" And Heffer and Monster, having GOTTEN to Team S.R.R.R.C.'s sled first, pulls it with all their might! While Zarbon sadistically cracks HIS whip at them, as they begin their move! Suddenly, all three teams hear the familiar sound! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Than over the communicators, Sniz says: "You know the drill! Sing and you'll get the bonus goodies! Don't, and you can end up like Otto Rocket, dreaming about what MIGHT have been!" Marlene says: "I've already GOT the perfect idea, and it should actually HELP Angelica to move faster!" And Angelica says: "Why isn't Marlene whipping YOU?!!!" Treeflower says: "Because she and I are FRIENDS now!" And Angelica growls angrily! / Genre: Art Rock. Sub-Genre: Electronic (Synthesizer) Punk. Song: "Whip It Good!" Sung by: Cast! / (Instrumental Solo) Marlene: "Crack that whip!" Captain Retro: "Give the past a slip!" Stanley: "Step on a crack?" Patrick: "Break your momma's back!" Keswick: "When a problem comes along, you must whip it!" Sanjay: "Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it!" Chameleon: "When something's going wrong you must whip it!" Daggett: "Now whip it into shape! Shape it up! Get straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it!" Twister: "It's not too late to whip it!" Oonski: "Whip it good!" Fanboy, wandering alone: "When a good time turns around, you must whip it!" Chum-Chum: "You will never live it down, unless you whip it!" Zarbon: "No one gets away, until they whip it!" Captain Retro: "I say whip it! Whip it good! I say whip it! Whip it good!" (Instrumental Solo) DOING!!!! (Solo continues) Lil: "Crack that whip!" Stimpy: "Give the past a slip!" Skipper: "Step on a crack?" Wally: "Break your momma's back!" Patty: "When a problem comes along, you must whip it!" Judy: "Before the cream sets out too long, you must whip it!" Bulma: "When something's going wrong, you must whip it!" Guano: "Now whip it into shape!" Randolph: "Shape it up, get straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it!" Dog says: "It's not too late, to whip it!" Tigress: "Into shape!" Po: "Shape it up!" Dudley: "Get straight!" Kitty: "Go forward!" Zim: "Move ahead!" Dib: "Try to detect it!" Gonard: "It's not too late!" Cast: "To whip it! Well, whip it good!" (Song ends!) / (Confessional) Angelica angrily says: "I HATE being whipped! Almost as much as I HATE the fact that Otto is not IN the competition WITH me! If I had him WITH me, we would've FINISHED this challenge YESTERDAY!!!! How did I get STUCK with all of these USELESS also-rans?! I'm too TALENTED to NEED to suck up to them! But seeing as how I have no better option, I'm STUCK with THAT!" / Treeflower says: "Normally, I'd feel bad about seeing somebody get whipped, in the literal, physical sense! But seeing as how it was MARLENE, doing it to Angelica, I just got to say that I ENJOYED watching Marlene take Angelica DOWN a notch!" (End Confessional) When Taotie sees that THEIR sled has pulled in FRONT of Team Doom's sled, Taotie cheers: "Yes! We're GAINING!!!!" Zarbon angrily says: "We should be WINNING!!!! Faster, you fools! Faster, FASTER!!!!" Taotie gets a brilliant idea and says: "You know what? I got a BETTER idea; you two should STOP!!!!" Heffer asks: "Why?!" Taotie says: "I know Zarbon's kind, they're ALL alike! They're all talk and show! But at the end of the day, they don't have the ability to BACK it UP!!!!" Zarbon gets REALLY mad, then notices Fanboy is walking on a slope just behind Team Doom, than Zarbon angrily says: "Back up THIS!!!!" And Zarbon FORMS a flaming fire-ball, which Taotie QUICKLY ducks, but Zarbon's fire-ball HITS the mountain, causing an AVALANCHE that both FALLS over Fanboy, but it also comes TOWARD the other SLEDS! Chameleon says: "Hold on tight to me! Don't let the snow push you over!" Dudley says: "Got it, buddy!" (Confessional) Chameleon says: "I just LOVE being called buddy!" (End Confessional) The avalanche PUSHES all three sleds toward the finish line! Team Retro crosses first, while Team Doom crosses in second, and Team S.R.R.R.C. crosses last! Taotie asks: "What was THAT?!" Zarbon says: "OOPS! I guess I accidentally LOST my temper! How ungentlemanly of me! Than again, I suppose some INFERIOR beings shouldn't QUESTION the superior BEAUTY of their superiors!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "One important rule that Freeza taught me; never show your hand unless you absolutely HAVE to! Thankfully, Taotie only caught a GLIMPSE of what I have! He has no idea that he's HORRIBLY outmatched! But now, maybe he will think TWICE before he questions me again!" / Taotie says: "Honestly, I TOTALLY wasn't expecting that! That guy has fire! But I'm STILL brave enough to CONQUER him! And WOAH to anyone who tries to help him!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Well, some leader YOU turned out to be, Zarbon! We LOST the RACE!!!!" Sniz says: "Not TRUE!!!! Team Doom is MISSING a member!" Chum-Chum says: "How can Fanboy not BE here?!" Reggie says: "We got caught off GUARD by the avalanche! It pushed us forward TOO fast!!!!" Fanboy gets up OUT of the buried avalanche, runs forward and asks: "Did I miss anything?" Sniz says: "Unfortunately, yes! You were absent at the time of crossing! Therefore, for the THIRD challenge in a row, Team Retro once again has CLEAR victory! Team I am Super and TOTALLY Mega Cool, you're once again in not real winner, yet not total loser territory! Team Doom, your team came in second, but you needed your FULL team to be present! Therefore, you are disqualified and as such, will be facing ANOTHER elimination ceremony tonight, AGAIN!!!!" / At the Elimination Ceremony, Team Doom is facing ELIMINATION yet again! Sniz says: "I'm starting to think that you guys actually LIKE coming here! This is your THIRD Elimination ceremony in a ROW! How do you explain yourselves?!" Snaptrap says: "Personally, I HATE it! That's why I didn't BOTHER taking any chances today! I played a straight game so I'm off the hook!" Sniz says: "Not true! I said the penalty vote was irreversible, and I meant it! After tonight, if you survive, you will STILL have to go through three more elimination ceremonies, before the Penalty Vote is removed! As for the rest of you, why do you think you are sucking SO bad?!" Wally says: "All I know is, I certainly did my best! I've got nothing to be ashamed of!" Phoebe says: "I did suggest we should WAIT for everybody!" Reggie says: "But none of us COULD'VE predicted the avalanche! That caught us ALL off guard!" Guano says: "Sadly, the biggest culprit is only one person, and it's NOT Snaptrap!" Fanboy nervously says: "I tried really hard! I tried my best! Chum-Chum, you're going to help me, aren't you?!" Chum-Chum says: "If I can!" Zim says: "Buddy relationships are only good if they are ACTUALLY productive! Take me and Zim, plus Dog and Randolph for instance! Just by looking at us, you wouldn't THINK we could get stuff accomplished, but we do! And what have YOU done for us?! Lose a challenge!" Fanboy says: "Not on purpose!" Dib says: "Regardless, I think I know who we are ALL voting for!" Fanboy asks: "Chum-Chum?!" Chum-Chum says: "I think it's out of our hands!" Sniz says: "With that in mind, it's time to vote! And just because Snaptrap HAS one penalty vote, don't get cocky! There are STILL sixteen of you here, for now!" (Confessional) Patty stamps Fanboy's pass-port and says: "Sorry, man. It's for the good of the team!" / Judy stamps Fanboy's pass-port and says: "I hope to NEVER see you audition for ANY role in ANY Shakespeare play, because you WON'T get it ANYWAYS!" / Reggie Rocket says: "I HATE doing this!" And she stamps Fanboy's pass-port and says: "Please forgive me!" / Wally says: "I don't know if it will make a difference, but I'm STILL voting off Snaptrap!" And Wally stamps Snaptrap's pass-port! / Stanley says: "All I know is, I'm glad that I wasn't the one responsible for OUR team losing tonight!" And he stamps Fanboy's pass-port! / Phoebe says: "Fanboy DID lose the challenge, but Snaptrap is STILL the bigger danger over-all!" And Phoebe stamps Snaptrap's pass-port! / Guano says: "The way I see it, we can get rid of Snaptrap ANY time! But Fanboy needs to go NOW!" And Guano stamps Fanboy's pass-port! / Zim stamps Fanboy's pass-port and says: "See you NEVER, loser!" / Chum-Chum says: "Sorry Fanboy, I can't and I won't rig the votes. I can only hope for the best!" And Chum-Chum stamps Snaptrap's pass-port! (End Confessional) Sniz says: "There are sixteen contestants, but only fifteen bags of popcorn! When I call your name, you will receive your bag of popcorn. The contestant who does not receive a bag of popcorn must grab the parachute of losers, and take the drop of shame. That means that they are OUT of the contest, and can NEVER come back, EVER!!!!" Sniz looks around and says: "Chum-Chum! Patty, Judy, Reggie, Pearl, Wally, Stanley, Guano, Dib, Randolph, Dog, Phoebe, Zim, Patrick!" Fanboy and Snaptrap both look nervous, as they are the ONLY two contestants left! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" After a few nervous moments, Sniz finally sighs and says: "Surprisingly, Snaptrap!" And Fanboy GASPS in shock! Sniz says: "Drop of Shame awaits, Fanboy!" Chum-Chum says: "Sniz! Don't you remember what happened in OUR show when someone tried to separate us?! The whole WORLD almost fell apart!" Sniz says: "Not to worry! We FIXED that! Our Fairy Godparents magically made it so that even if one of you got separated from the other, the world would NOT fall apart! I think you'll do WELL without Fanboy!" Fanboy puts on his parachute and says: "Chum-Chum, be strong for me! Compete for me, for us! Compete for justice and honor! Don't take Snaptrap's despicable evil lying down!" Chum-Chum cries a tear and he says: "I won't, Fanboy!" Fanboy gives Chum-Chum a quick kiss and he says: "Fanboy, I'll miss you! SACAJEWEA!!!!" And he jumps out of the plane, and pulls open his parachute safely! / Sniz says: "Four down, fifty-one contestants STILL left to go! Where will our travels find us next? Will Skipper EVER get over losing Marlene to Captain Retro?! How will Captain Retro fare now that he's an official Nicktoon? Will Team Doom EVER stop losing challenges?! Personally, I kind of DOUBT that the last one will EVER happen, but join us next time, and possibly find out the answers to these questions and more, on another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!!!!" / Episode Notes: The Penalty Vote Rule is introduced in this episode. Starting with Snaptrap's transgression and continuing in perpetuity, from now on, any contestant that is found to be tampering with the votes, purposefully causes HARM to another contestant, or deliberately sabotages another contestants chances of winning, will receive a penalty vote for elimination ceremonies, and will continue to receive them based on the seriousness of their transgression. Team Retro wins the THIRD challenge in a row! Captain Retro and Marlene officially fall in love with each other. Captain Retro gives up the ability to ever return to his own dimension, and becomes a full-fledged Nicktoon in order to be with Marlene. Marlene breaks up with Skipper for good, and Skipper sadly, and reluctantly, accepts Marlene's decision! First time that both Captain Retro AND Zarbon have shown off their respective powers, although Zarbon admitted that his display was just a mere glimpse! Team Doom loses their third challenge in a ROW, and Fanboy gets eliminated for failing to be with the team at the time of their crossing! Kitty admits that Dudley is hot, albeit, in private! Gene Wilder makes a special guest appearance in this episode. That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Here's a rerun of the fourth S2 episode of The SBC Show: OBAB Edition Spoiler The SBC Show: OBAB Edition S2E4: Welcome to Robotic Nightmare (Robotic Arc) Bl4ze: UHH! WE CRASHED! Storm: Now what? WhaleBlubber: It seems like we've crash in this strange dimension. Voice: HEY LAND TAKERS MEET ME AT THE NEARBY BUILDING? Storm: Who is that robot? Bl4ze: And how does he know our team name? WhaleBlubber: Nevermind about that let's check it out. (3 minutes later) Bl4ze: This place sure looks like a factory. Storm: I wonder who is the guy at the building. WhaleBlubber: I hope it's not a trick by Hayden. (The Land Takers are at the door) Bl4ze: Well, Here we are. Storm: Let's bust the door. (The door opens itself) WhaleBlubber: What! Storm: Cool! Bl4ze: Interesting! Roboticvampire: Hey Land Takers, Welcome to Robotic Nightmare!. The Land Takers: What! Who are you? The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EverGreen Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Sniz is in the cockpit and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Global Cruise, we went to the frozen tundra of Alaska, where the contestants had to cross the not so frozen river! Robot feel in and almost FROZE to death, but Globitha saved him, while Chameleon almost froze his butt off, but both Dudley AND Captain Retro helped him stay warm! And while our contestants tried to stay warm, the romance between Captain Retro and Marlene got HOT! Unable to deny their feelings for each other anymore, Captain Retro decided to give up his ability to ever return to his own dimension, and become a full-fledged Nicktoon. Marlene broke up with Skipper for good, and finally joined up with Captain Retro. And while Captain Retro and Marlene have found happiness together, Skipper found sadness by being left all alone. OUCH! And speaking of ouch, it seems as though Zarbon, TIRED of Taotie questioning his commands, decided to show off a sample of his power! Zarbon MISSED Taotie, but his blast DID create an avalanche, which made contestant Fanboy snow-bound, Team Retro WON their third challenge in a row, and Team Doom lost their THIRD challenge in a row! I'm starting to sense a pattern here! Even though Snaptrap had one penalty vote against him due to previous actions, it was ultimately Fanboy, who got the untimely shaft from the plane! Pretty weird, right General Barracuda?!" General Barracuda says: "I guess so! I'm just waiting to hear what today's challenge is going to be all about!" Sniz says: "Well, you won't have to wonder much longer! Because today, we are going to one of the GREATEST cities in the entire world, and we're going to be featuring the greatest HIT song in the world! And who knows?! Maybe Team Doom WON'T come in LAST today! Find out for sure on today's rocking episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise! I rock!!!!" / "We Built THIS City On Rock and Roll!" / Captain Retro and Marlene are in love with each other. So much so, Captain Retro has his mask off! Marlene says: "You know the only thing better than love with you in first class?" Captain Retro asks: "What's that?" Marlene says: "Love with you in first class, with your mask off!" Captain Retro says: "I have a reason to take my mask off now, for you! Because I know you don't just love me for my looks. You love me for what I do." Marlene says: "I certainly do! You excite me like no other guy ever has! Is loving one of your super-powers?!" Captain Retro says: "Unless you're Cupid or Barry White, than loving is NOT a super-power! But my love is genuine! I will NEVER betray you or your trust! You mean to much to me!" Marlene says: "I'm glad to hear that!" Captain Retro says: "I've never felt HAPPIER to be alive than I am now, because I have you!" (Confessional) Marlene says: "Loving Captain Retro? It goes BEYOND having a physical experience! It's also having a mental experience! But Captain Retro is considerate. He only wants to see what I am ready to show him. When our minds meld together, I can see some of what he sees, and hear some of what he hears. I know it's probably nothing close to what he can experience, but I know I can get there with time. Captain Retro has made life more clear to me, than anything else has! Captain Retro, makes me complete!" / Captain Retro says: "I'm trying to take it slow with Marlene. Even though I'm a Nicktoon now, I still have access to my powers, so I don't want to overwhelm her. I'm introducing her to what I experience in bits and pieces. I never go farther than she wants to go, because I don't want to push her faster than she wants to be pushed! Anything she wants to do, I want her to do because it's her own free will that allows her to do something! That's the kind of guy I am!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, Robot is still recovering from his frozen fall into the Alaskan River! Globitha says: "Say it!" Robot asks: "What?" Globitha says: "Say it!" Robot asks: "What?!" Globitha says: "Say IT!!!!" Robot shouts: "WHAT?!!!" Globitha says: "Stop kidding around! You KNOW what I MEAN!!!!" Robot sighs and says: "Oh, right. I officially thank you for saving my life, thank you for not letting me drown, blah-blah-blah-blah." Globitha squeals and hugs Robot! Globitha shouts: "You HAD me at BLAH!!!!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Am I thankful for Globitha saving my life? Yes, but now, it's like she's EXPECTING me to just LOVE her unconditionally! It was exasperating enough when she was just WAITING for it, but loving Globitha is like a FULL time job! She totally DEVOTES herself to WHATEVER you want! I'd LIKE to have a girlfriend, but I also need my OWN space! She just gets TOO close TOO often! But I don't WANT to say anything, because than I'll be the one who looks like the BAD guy! They always show guys chasing after girls in cartoons a lot, but they REALLY don't show you enough examples of the SAME thing happening in reverse! I really just hope that she doesn't start getting WEIRD around me! Or in her case, weirder!" / Globitha says: "I've always thought of Robot as cute, smart, inventive, funny, and he has the nicest sense of humor! One time, I asked him if he wanted to play hide and seek with me, and he told me to GO jump in a lake, so I did! I hid in there for FOUR hours and he NEVER found me! I am SUCH a good HIDER! But I'm a MUCH better seeker! All I need to do is to give Robot something, to show him that he's MINE!!!! Something he loves like nothing else; bacon!" (End Confessional) Meanwhile, both Team Doom and Team S.R.R.R.C. is slumping it in normal class. They all feel down on their luck, seeing as Team Retro hasn't lost a SINGLE challenge YET! Reggie Rocket says: "We've just GOT to break through this DRY spell!" Twister says: "You're telling me! How is the TWISTER supposed to WIN if his team can't?!" Wally says: "I've been trying really hard to secure a win for us! But we keep getting the short end of the stick!" Stanley says: "Let's face the facts; all of the really GOOD players were assigned to Team Retro, and we're just the left-overs! It's no WONDER we can't prevail over them in challenges!" Phoebe says: "That's quitter talk! I can't accept that! I won't accept that!" Keswick says: "I highly agree with you! Therefore, I submit that our teams should work harder than EVER to avoid elimination today!" Guano says: "I'm a big fan of THAT plan!" Dib says: "Easier said than done! Especially with the fact that Team Doom is down THREE members already!" Randolph says: "That just gives us more of a reason to win, doesn't it?!" Dog says: "You said it partner! We're only DOWN, we're not out! It can only be UP from here!" Zim says: "Agreed! Therefore, I submit to you, that today, is Operation Team Doom DOESN'T finish in last! Right Chum-Chum?!!!" But Chum-Chum isn't ANYWHERE to be seen with them! Patty asks: "Where did Chum-Chum go?" Than suddenly, everyone hears a STRANGE grunting and GROANING in the shower room! Judy says: "That sounds like Chum-Chum!" The rest of Team Doom surrounds the shower room, and Patrick asks: "Chum-Chum, are you IN there?!!!" Chum-Chum grunts: "Ooh! Oof! WOAH!!!!" And he EXPLODES out of the shower room, but Chum-Chum is no longer small and tiny any more, he's grown into a super-strong superhero, and thanks to his spandex, his clothes have stretched to fit! Pearl asks: "Chum-Chum?" Heroically, Chum-Chum says: "I'm not Chum-Chum anymore. Chum-Chum is who I used to be! I realize now that my love and willingness to be a side-kick to Fanboy was holding me back! But now that I can break out on my own, I've finally become SUPER Chum!!!!" Gonard says: "All right!" Snaptrap says: "I see. And just WHAT do you PLAN on doing with this new identity?" Super Chum says: "I'm glad you asked! I'm going to use ALL the super-powers at MY disposal to make sure that creepy cheats like YOU, don't get to sabotage anyone else in this competition!" And Snaptrap gasps in shock! (Confessional) Snaptrap asks: "How could this happen to me? To ME?!!! A master of diabolical mayhem and evil?! I should NOT have to be subjected to such bad luck! Just look at ZARBON!!!! He never HAS any bad luck!" / Zarbon says: "The trick to having good luck, is having the ability to keep it no matter what! I've got a perfect shield, and NOBODY'S going to touch me!" / Super Chum says: "My mom always told me, that my full super-hero potential would always kick it right when I needed it the most! And believe me, I've never needed to be at my full potential more than I need to now! Fanboy may have lost his chance at winning, but as long as I can help it, no other member of Team Doom is EVER going to suffer the same fate that Fanboy did! I'm playing this both for HIM, and for me! The forces of justice WILL prevail, or my name isn't Super Chum!" (End Confessional) Taotie groans and says: "Can you believe the luck SOME guys can have?! They just magically GET super-powers! Meanwhile, I've been getting magical spells blasted at me right and left, and I STILL don't have any cool super-powers!" Zarbon rolls his eyes and says: "Don't you GET it, you UGLY little warthog?!!! You only GET super-powers if you are super WORTHY and drop dead beautiful, like ME!!!!" Oonski says: "What about Chameleon?! He's not drop-dead beautiful and he can change into ANYTHING!" Zarobn says: "He wears a suit in order to do that, so it doesn't count! I mean born with super-powers, like I was! On my home-world, even a new-born can experience the power of flight! So you have a little more idea of what I'm capable of!" Monster says: "I just want to state, for the record, I have NEVER doubted you as having abilities!" Zarbon says: "At least SOME of you know SUPERIORITY when you see it, unlike SOME people!" (Confessional) Taotie fumes and shouts: "That narcissistic little CREEP!!!! How DARE he call ME ugly! ME?!!! I may not exactly be the PICTURE of pretty, but I certainly wouldn't call myself UGLY! If I was ugly, I wouldn't have a son, would I?! How DARE Zarbon treat ME so callously?! I have a half a mind to show him that he can't just disrespect people he views as beneath him! Let's see how far he gets when his OWN team actively works AGAINST him to make sure HIS team loses! Maybe then, he'd show a little more respect for us!" / Zarbon says: "I'm only interested in having something if it has ANY amount of BEAUTY for me to attain! If it's not pretty, I don't WANT it! In fact, I want to DESTROY it, so it DOESN'T continue to MAR the universe with its UGLINESS! I DESERVE a beautiful universe, one that is only as beautiful and reflects the beauty that I possess! I DESERVE the BEST, and I'm going to GET the BEST! Nothing is going to STOP me from achieving MY greatest desires! So it's best that the UGLY people know about this NOW, instead of LATER! I don't have time to mess around with people who are BENEATH me! That's what I have Kaput for!" (End Confessional) Sniz gets excited and says: "Oh my! It's coming into view!" General Barracuda asks: "Double rainbows all the WAY?!!!" Sniz rolls his eyes and says: "No! The CITY of San Francisco, California!!!!" Keswick says: "Amazing! It's the Golden Gate Bridge!" Phoebe says: "There's the Oakland Bay Bridge!" Bulma says: "There's Angel Island!" Snaptrap says: "There's Alcatraz!" Dudley rolls his eyes and says: "Figures YOU would be interested in that!" Sniz, over the Intercom, says: "If you've noticed Alcatraz, prepare yourselves, because the first part of the challenge starts THERE!!!!" And the plane circles around and makes a PERFECT water landing next to the Rock, where Alcatraz is on! / Once all the contestants get out of the plane, Pearl says: "I thought we already DID the prison-break movie challenge!" Sniz says: "That was small potatoes, compared to how YOU need to get out of here! This is Alcatraz! In it's entire existence AS an active prison facility, nobody has EVER successfully managed to ESCAPE from there! Or at the very least, they didn't live to TELL about it! That will all change today! First, each team must pick their STRONGEST contestant, in order to BRAWL with the contestants the OTHER team picks! The strongest contestants will be involved in a not so pretty prison brawl! So, somebody MIGHT want to cover up Harvey's eyes!" Sway-Sway says: "I'll do it!" As soon as Harvey's eyes are covered, Harvey protests: "But I want to SEE!" Buhdeuce says: "Trust me, you do NOT!" / Captain Retro says: "We can't get complacent! Team Doom will be trying extra HARD today in order to catch up! Who's willing to fight it out for us?!" Tigress says: "Oh, I'll go and fight them all!" Lil says: "Figures SHE would volunteer! Even I wouldn't be crazy enough to do THAT!" Stimpy says: "I'm glad you aren't! I'd miss you something terrible!" (Confessional) Lil says: "Stimpy is honestly sweet and caring! No ulterior motives, and you can just be yourself around him! If only ALL females could have such a great relationship with THEIR guys! Of course, maybe I'm being a little biased, but that's besides the point!" / Stimpy says: "Believe it or not, Lil's been pretty well-behaved this season, in comparison to past seasons. Maybe it's because she is now married to me, and is helping me raise my kids. I mean, she definitely hasn't LOST that crazy edge, I'm just saying she controls it better now!" / Tigress says: "Finally! A test of STRENGTH and endurance! I'm going to be the BEST at this!" (End Confessional) Zarbon says: "We need to pick someone STRONG! Someone BEAUTIFUL! Someone who will NEVER lose! We need to pick--." Taotie interrupts: "ME!!!!" Kaput asks: "YOU?!" Taotie says: "I've got a SCORE to settle with Tigress! I shouldn't have ANY problem beating TIGRESS!" And he winks at Oonski, who gets the gist of Taotie's plan! (Confessional) Oonski says: "Clever ploy! Taotie is planning on THROWING the challenge, and threatening Zarbon's safety! Risky move, but Zarbon is certainly acting far GREATER than he has any RIGHT to! I think it's high time SOMEONE taught Zarbon a lesson in humility!" / Zarbon says: "If Taotie intends on getting sent home as ham and sausages, far be it for me to stop him. Just don't expect me to WEEP at his funeral, because I won't!" (End Confessional) Wally says: "I guess we got to pick a champion! Any volunteers?" Super Chum says: "I'll do it! This will give me a chance to break in my brand new SUPER powers!" Sniz says: "The contestants are decided! Tigress for Team Retro, Taotie for Team S.R.R.R.C., and Super Chum for Team Doom! Let's get ready to rumble!!!!" Taotie unleashes a morning star and says: "Prepare to be VANQUISHED!!!!" Spongebob says: "I said that once." Taotie swings toward Tigress, but she EASILY punches Taotie far away! Tigress says: "One down, one to go!" Super Chum says: "I won't go DOWN so easy! I've got JUSTICE on my side!" Tigress says: "So do I!" (Confessional) Tigress says: "So the little guy is now a big, strong, super guy? This fight just got a lot more interesting! This should be fun, and actually CHALLENGING! I LOVE a good challenge!" (End Confessional) Super Chum and Tigress end up throwing punches and kicks at each other, jumping and dodging each other with incredible speed! They finally grab onto each other's hands, and try to PUSH the other one onto the ground, but NEITHER one gives an inch! Tigress grunts: "You're a LOT tougher than I EVER gave you credit for!" Super Chum says: "No kidding! It seems we're EVENLY matched!" Taotie shouts: "I'll get YOU anyways, Chum-Chum!" Super Chum turns around and BREAKS Taotie's morning star with ONE hand, then punches him away for GOOD with the other! But this gives Tigress the opening SHE needs to punch Super Chum down for the count for good! Sniz says: "And it's over! Surprisingly, Team Doom has NOT finished last in this part of the challenge, while Team S.R.R.R.C. HAS! Not so surprisingly, Team Retro is ahead, thanks to Tigress!" Po says: "Well done, Tigress, you fought magnificently!" Tigress pants and says: "We need to schedule more training sessions Po! Taking down Super Chum wasn't as easy as it looked, even for ME!" (Confessional) Po says: "WOW! I sure don't see Tigress sweat OFTEN! Or, more accurately, I never see her sweat OFTEN when she's FIGHTING villains! For her to sweat fighting against Super Chum, confirms that he DOES have powers! We're going to have to NOT underestimate his abilities! He's actually COMPETANT!" / Tigress says: "It was probably for the best that I volunteered! I was probably the ONLY one who could have handled Super Chum's new found strength! And let me tell you, he DEFINITELY gave me a work-out! And not a lot of guys can give me that! Super Chum has ratcheted up from a four to a seven on my Respect-o-Meter!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Guys, the next part of the challenge begins at the northern end of the Golden Gate Bridge, let's go!" / The contestants are standing at the northern end of the Golden Gate Bridge! Sniz says: "Welcome to the Golden Gate Bridge! Gateway to San Francisco, or gateway to Napa Valley, depending on which way you're traveling! In this case, you're traveling into the city of San Francisco!" Sanjay asks: "Is crossing this bridge the next part of the challenge?" Sniz says: "Only partially! Once across, you must make your way to the Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum in San Francisco. Once there, you must FIND an item related to the Believe It Or Not Museum, and bring it to the top floor of the Trans-America Pyramid Building in San Francisco! To clarify it better, you must look for an item that has a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it. Only an item WITH that emblem is going to count! The first team that makes it to the top floor of the Trans-America Pyramid Building with their item intact, wins the challenge! Team Retro, since you won the first part of the challenge, you get a 15 minute head start! Team Doom, you came in second, so you get a 10 minute head start. Team S.R.R.R.C., you don't get ANY head start for coming in last! Therefore, you will have to wait fifteen minutes AFTER Team Retro has started before YOU can start!" Heffer asks: "Than how are we supposed to win?!" Sniz says: "Guess you'll have to TRY harder! Maybe RESPECT among other TEAM members might be a little more MOTIVATING!!!!" Zarbon scoffs and says: "Whatever THAT means!" Sniz says: "Get ready, get set, Team Retro, RUN!!!!" And Team Retro begins making their way across the bridge! Marlene asks: "Can't you just use your super speed for this, Captain Retro?" Captain Retro says: "I don't want to travel so fast, that I end up WARPING the dimensional figures of this bridge! That can happen if I'm not too careful! Besides, I consider the overuse of my powers to be unethical. I don't want to use them if I don't have to!" Po says: "I don't understand why Tigress isn't running fast! She usually BRAGS about her speed!" Tigress pants and says: "Sorry! I'm still a little WINDED from my fight with Super Chum!" Treeflower says: "Less talking, more running!" Daggett says: "I actually AGREE with that!" Norbert says: "I second that emotion! We'll race first, and complain later!" Team Retro gets about half-way across the bridge, and Sniz says: "Team Doom, GO!!!!" And the Team Doom contestants start running across the Golden Gate Bridge! Judy says: "I only thought we'd be traveling ACROSS the globe in a jet! Not having to PHYSICALLY travel over it!" Patty says: "At least we only have to do this for the challenge, and we get to relax in between them!" Phoebe says: "I certainly like THAT!" Snaptrap says: "All this running STINKS! And I can't even use any of my super cool TOOLS to help us cheat our way to victory!" Super Chum smugly says: "Maybe you should've thought TWICE before you rigged Jimmy Neutron off!" And Snaptrap growls angrily! (Confessional) Snaptrap says: "Think TWICE?!!! Why would I need to think TWICE?!!! I'm a VILLAIN! I don't ASK anyone PERMISSION to do anything, I just DO it! Nobody tells ME what to do! I'm a maverick, I'm a rebel! I'm el solo lobo! That's Spanish for Lone Wolf!" / Super Chum says: "Cheating always has its consequences, and they will always be bad! I'm going to make sure that when Team Doom DOES win a challenge, we will win it FAIR and SQUARE!!!!" (End Confessional) Team Retro makes it across the Golden Gate Bridge, and Suzie says: "We made it!" Angelica says: "It's about time, to!" Rocko says: "No time to relax yet, mates! We still gotta get to Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum, and find an item with the Nickelodeon emblem!" Captain Retro says: "Leave it to me!" And Captain Retro flags down an upcoming, local trolley car in San Francisco, and it stops for Team Retro! Captain Retro says: "Are you going to the Ripley's Museum?" The Bread-Maker turns around and says: "It just so happens, I am!" Sanjay asks: "Who is that guy?! Craig says: "Sway-Sway and Buhdeuce talk about him all the time! He's the Breadmaker! He's the one resposible for the creation of ALL the bread on Pondgea!" Treeflower says: "So he's kind of like the deity they pray to?" Sanjay says: "They worship, but they don't pray." Craig says: "Because praying indicates a religion, and religions aren't allowed on Pondgea! They cause WAY too many wars!" Treeflower says: "Good call!" (Confessional) Sanjay says: "How much better can today get?! We get to SEE San Francisco, in a trolley, with the BREADMAKER!!!! Can life get any BETTER than this?!!!" / Buhdeuce says: "The Breadmaker is a cool guy. He helps us out whenever we have an emergency. Plus, he's the single most important person in Pondgea! To know the Breadmaker, is to KNOW greatness! That's why we are PROUD to know him!" (End Confessional) Team Retro gets onto the trolley, and the Breadmaker says: "Let's travel in style!" The Breadmaker rings the bell, and the trolley drives away! Super Chum futily shouts: "WAIT!!!!" But the trolley is already too far away! The rest of Team Doom finally finishes crossing the bridge! Reggie says: "That didn't work! Any other ideas?!" Snaptrap says: "We COULD take the local transit system, the BART!" Guano asks: "Bay Area Rapid Transit? That's a train system! Do they even stop NEAR the Ripley's Museum?" Snaptrap asks: "You got any BETTER ideas?!" Guano gets an anime sweat-drop and says: "Unfortunately, no!" Wally says: "Than let's get going!" / Finally, Sniz says: "And the head starts are up! Team S.R.R.R.C., get running!" And Team S.R.R.R.C. starts running across the Golden Gate Bridge! Zarbon says: "I shouldn't have to slow myself down for YOU peons!" Bulma says: "You should really treat us BETTER than you are!" Zarbon asks: "What's it to YOU?!!!" Bulma smirks and says: "Because, like I said, I know ALL about your UGLY little secret, and if you keep DEGRADING your allies the way you HAVE been, I'll tell EVERYONE what your UGLY little secret IS!!!!" And Zarbon gasps in shock! (Confessional) With genuine dread, Zarbon shouts: "She CAN'T tell anyone about that UGLY little secret! She COULDN'T tell anyone about that UGLY little secret! She WOULDN'T tell anyone about that UGLY little secret! Would she?!" / Bulma says: "I can, could, would, and SHOULD tell EVERYONE about Zarbon's UGLY little secret! However, I enjoy having some power over him! I don't get to enjoy that a lot! So instead, I think I'll make Zarbon work for ME, for a change! I'm going to take myself ALL the way to the Final Three! It's just WHERE this brainy beauty should BE!" (End Confessional) Zarbon says: "I'm begging you, don't tell ANYBODY!!!! I would be RUINED!!!!" Bulma says: "Fine! I won't tell. But you gotta promise me two things!" Zarbon asks: "What?" Bulma says: "Number one, you got to work on MY behalf, and help me get to the final three!" Zarbon says: "Done!" Bulma says: "Number two, you will stop acting mean and NASTY to everyone, and start treating ALL of us with respect! And remember, you can't HURT another contestant!" Zarbon stops, as he SERIOUSLY thinks about the matter! Zarbon mutters: "Keep my secret, keep my pride! Keep my secret, keep my PRIDE!!!! UHHH!!!! Secret it is!" Zarbon finally says: "Done!" Bulma says: "That wasn't so hard, was it?!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "So I have to swallow my pride for a while, and force myself to WORK with what ugly little factors I have! Wouldn't be the FIRST time I've been FORCED to work in less than ideal conditions!" Than Zarbon angrily shouts: "It's working for FREEZA all OVER again!!!! I HATE working for Freeza! Hate him, hate him, HATE him! I never wanted this life in the FIRST place! I just wanted a nice, quiet, beautiful life with my girl-friend on my own home planet! But OH!!!! That Freeza! When he came around, our race was brought DOWN to its knees! I was their BEST warrior, and I was no match for Freeza's superior strength! But to my surprise, he offered us a deal! We could surrender ourselves to work on his behalf, or he could just destroy all of us! Naturally, surrender was a small price to pay in order for him to spare our lives. Ever since then, I had to dedicate myself to being Freeza's right hand man! Of course, I've always been on a look-out for a way to get myself OUT of having to work for that UGLY tyrant, and make a much more BEAUTIFUL life for myself! All I want for myself, is a BEAUTIFUL life, with the one I love! Is that ASKING for too much?!" / Bulma says: "Do I trust Zarbon now? I STILL don't! That would be foolish and stupid! Still, I have a one-up on him! As long as I hold this advantage in my hands, I should be safe from ANYTHING Zarbon can think of!" (End Confessional) As all three teams are in the process of traveling, either on trolley, on train, or on foot, they ALL suddenly hear the familliar wrist communicator sound! (Beep! Beep! Ba-Beep! Beep! Beep!) Captain Retro asks: "What is it Sniz?" Sniz says: "Time for a song! And, the most EPIC song to ever be WRITTEN, by a band that originated in San Francisco, California! A song by STARSHIP!!!!" Captain Retro says: "This song was written in the year I was born! We'll sing it!" / Genre: Pop Rock. Sub-Genre: San Francisco 1980's Pop Rock. Song: "We Built This City (On Rock and Roll!)" Sung by: Cast. / Cast: "We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll!!!!" (Instrumental solo) Captain Retro: "Say, 'you don't know me, or recognize my face!'" Guano: "Say, 'you don't care who goes to that kind of place!'" Sanjay: "Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight!" Craig: "Too many runaways eating up the night!" Skipper: "Marlene plays the Mamba, listen to the radio!" Stimpy: "Don't you remember? We built this city." Lil: "We built this city on rock and roll!" Cast: "We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll!" (Instrumental solo) Marlene: "Someone always playing corporation games. Who cares? They're always changing corporation names! We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage! They call us irresponsible, write us off the page!" Treeflower: "Marlene plays the Mamba, listen to the radio!" Rocko: "Don't you remember? We built this city!" Reggie: "We built this city on rock and ROLL!!!!" Cast: "We built this city, we built this city city on rock and roll! We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll!" (Guitar Solo) Judy: "It's just another Sunday." Patty: "In a tired old street." Snaptrap: "Police have got the choke hold, oh!" Kaput: "Then we just lost the beat!" Taotie: "Who counts the money, underneath the bar?!" Zarbon: "Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars?!" Marlene: "Don't tell us you need us!" Captain Retro: "Cause we're the ship of fools!" Captain Retro and Marlene: "Looking for America, coming through your schools!" (Instrumental solo) Norbert: "Don't you remember? Remember, remember?" Daggett: "Marlene plays the Mamba!" Randolph: "Listen to the radio!" Dog: "Don't you remember? We built this city!" Spongebob: "We built this city on rock and roll!" Cast: "We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! Built this city! (WOW!!!!) We built this city on rock and roll! Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll, OHHH!!!! They'll say that we built, we built this city on; say that we built, we built this city! Say that we built, we built this city on; say that we built, we built this city! Say that we built, we built this city on; say that we built, we built this city! Say that we built, we built this city on; say that we built, we built this city!" / And the epic song ends! / In the Trans America Pyramid Building, on the top floor, Sniz says: "Our teams are still in transit, in hot pursuit of victory! I wonder who will win it?! If you want to find out, don't change that channel! We'll be right back after some important commercial messages!" (Commercial Break) / After the commercials finish airing, Team Retro finally gets off the trolley in front of Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum!" Sanjay says: "Thanks again for the ride, Breadmaker!" The Breadmaker says: "Happy to help out!" And he drives away! Lil says: "Awesome! It looks like we're the only team here!" Than Captain Retro looks around, and sees Team Doom coming out of a train station exit! Captain Retro says: "Not for much longer we aren't! Quickly, into the museum! We've got to find an item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it!" And as Team Retro rushes in, Team Doom catches sight of them! Snaptrap says: "There they go, the little sneaks!" Guano says: "We gotta go in after them!" Reggie says: "Wait a minute!" Phoebe asks: "Why?" Reggie asks: "Isn't this usually about the part where our team's luck suddenly gets jinxed?!" Stanley says: "Well, we don't SEEM to be getting jinxed right now! Right?" Reggie says: "Our team has never GONE this long without having a wrench thrown into our plans! That just makes me think something super BAD can happen to us!" Wally asks: "What do you suggest we do about it?" Reggie says: "All Sniz said was that Team Doom had to FIND an item with a Nickelodeon emblem in Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum! He didn't say that every MEMBER of Team Doom had to be involved in doing it! The only thing that every member of Team Doom has to do ALL together is to get to the TOP of the Trans-America building with its item intact! Therefore, I suggest one of us stay outside and distract Team S.R.R.R.C. from getting in! That should buy us the time we need to find the item!" Patty asks: "Isn't that sabotaging? That's against the rules!" Reggie says: "Technically speaking, Sniz NEVER technically said that distraction COULD be considered a form of sabotage! And if someone CHOOSES to be distracted by someone on Team Doom, that's technically THEIR fault, not ours! That puts us well within the rules of safety." Wally says: "Well, it's not like I've got any other BETTER plans in mind, and it's a WHOLE lot better than the alternative, us finishing in LAST again!" Judy says: "I'll volunteer! I've got an IN with Roger Plotz! He can't say NO to ME! This will be my GREATEST performance!" (Confessional) Reggie says: "After the trouble I had LAST season with fake-crying to win a hotel-spa trip, and then having to lie about it, I know how dangerous an endeavor like this can be! But our team is DOWN three losses to ZERO wins! We NEED a victory, or a NOT last place finish BADLY!!!!" / Wally says: "If Judy can do this for us, I will certainly be impressed! I admit, this is a gray area in terms of morals. I personally don't like it, but I will NEVER be able to prove myself to Yay-Ok if our team keeps LOSING all the time! I know we can MORE than make up for one little transgression! We'll do something super good in a future challenge!" / Judy says: "I love Roger Plotz! However, I can't let the fact that he is on the other team keep me from being loyal to my team. I have my own game to think about! Best case scenario? I get the $44.44 million AND the boy! But if it has to come DOWN to it, I want the money a lot more than I want Roger Plotz! Besides, think of the kinds of the special effects and film company I could put together with THAT kind of money! I will act BETTER than I have ever acted before! Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool, has seen NOTHING yet!" (End Confessional) Judy says: "All right, go in! And I'll stay outside!" And the rest of Team Doom goes in, as Judy stays outside, to do some performance street art as part of her routine! / Inside Ripley's Believe It Or Not Museum, Team Retro is making its way through the auditorium, where they see some TRULY unusual sights! Treeflower says: "The world's tallest man was over 11 feet TALL?!" Lil says: "I didn't know somebody could dive from THAT great a height and LIVE to tell about it!" Suzie asks: "Now tell me, who makes pieces of duct tape art?! People who are FIVE?!!!" Stimpy says: "There's so many interesting things to look at, we might NEVER find an item with a Nickelodeon slime emblem on it!" Rocko says: "Mates, I've found one!" And everyone rushes over, and sees a GREEN shrunken head, but it has the undeniable orange image of the Nickelodeon emblem on it! Angelica says: "Looks like SOMEBODY had a bad day!" Craig asks: "Who is it?" Rocko says: "I think the more appropriate question is, who WAS it?!" Marlene says: "Definitely not the welcoming committee, that's for sure!" Po says: "We can ask questions later!" Captain Retro says: "Right! I'll take the Shrunken Head! It will be safe in MY hands!" / Meanwhile, Judy is outside on the sidewalk, performing, when Team S.R.R.R.C. finally comes up! Zarbon is carrying Bulma, panting and wheezing from her weight! Bulma says: "Don't give me THAT!!!! I happen to be a TRUE size ZERO, for your information!!!!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "If Bulma's a size ZERO, than I must be Master Freeza!" (End Confessional) Taotie asks: "What are you doing out here?" Judy dramatically says: "Pondering the points of existentialism. I am a rock, I am a twig, I am a leaf, I am the air, I am ALL these things, and NOTHING! I am EVERYTHING, and I am just a point! I am here, I am NOT here! I am there, I am EVERYWHERE! I see without my eyes, and I hear without my ears! Smell without a nose, and taste without a tongue! I feel the physical, I feel feelings, I feel just, and I feel complete! Help me out, leave me alone! Can you dig it? Passion is the flow that MOVES through my body!" Roger claps and says: "Wow! Judy, that was your best performance yet!" Judy asks: "You really mean it?!" Roger says: "Sure! You really ARE a great actress, and you can really dig the deep stuff! You truly are a REALLY great GIRLFRIEND!" And Judy gulps nervously! (Confessional) Roger says: "Before I realized how great Judy was, I didn't know how to express myself. But with her help, my world has really opened up! I mean, I haven't said, done, or participated in any kind of BAD activities since I got involved with her! She truly HAS made me a better person! I owe my new sense of self-worth to her!" / Judy says: "I'm supposed to be a great actress and not get unnerved! But Roger is making me question my motives! I do love him; I shouldn't be doing this! What's keeping Team Doom?!" (End Confessional) Team Doom is trapped in a hall of mirrors! Patty says: "A dead end!" Patrick says: "This way to!" Pearl runs forward, than gets knocked back by a wall! Pearl says: "That way is STILL protected by a force field!" Wally says: "Judy can't stall Team S.R.R.R.C. forever! We need to find an item, and we need to find it now!" Stanley says: "I found one!" Zim asks: "Where?!" Stanley says: "Listen to the sound of my voice, and you'll find me!" Dib says: "It's about time we did SOMETHING right!" And Team Doom manages to get where Stanley is! Stanley says: "It's an Egyptian Mummified foot, and it has the Nickelodeon emblem on it!" Guano says: "Careful! I think I better handle it!" Stanley asks: "Why?" Guano says: "Just a precaution. Don't forget, you DID break that Egyptian Mummified Cat back in Bay City! I'm not saying that I believe in curses, but it never hurts to take a precaution! I'll keep this UNTIL we arrive at the top floor of the Trans-America Building! But I've got an idea, if you tell Sniz you found it, and tell Sniz to donate it to Hearst Castle in your name, maybe the curse will break!" Stanley says: "I've got nothing to lose! Let's do it!" / Judy is outside, and she's pulling on Roger! Judy says: "Come on, Roger! Perform with me!" Roger says: "Is now REALLY a good time? I think that I might be..." Judy says: "You said you loved it! This will be good!" Roger says: "But I really..." The front door opens and Team Retro runs out with their item! Captain Retro says: "Go team, GO!!!! To the top of the Trans America Pyramid Building! Later, Zarbon!" Zarbon shouts: "What was THAT?!!!" The front door opens and Team Doom runs out with their item! Reggie says: "We got our item, let's go! Judy says: "Adieu, adieu, parting is such sweet sorrow!" And Team Doom runs after Team Retro! Zarbon says: "I don't know who to be mad at more; Taotie for losing the first part of the challenge to TIGRESS; Bulma for making me CARRY her on my BACK, or ROGER for getting DISTRACTED by Judy Funny!" Roger says: "I love her! Cut me some slack!" Zarbon says: "This is NO time for romance! We've got to get GOING! We are WAY behind the other teams! Like, WAY behind!" Twister says: "Well, it's certainly not MY fault! I'm the Twister! I should NEVER lose!" Zarbon says: "All I know is that if you had let ME fight Tigress and Super Chum, I wouldn't have LOST to either of them, and we MIGHT be in the LEAD by now!" Monster says: "Actually Taotie, I think he has a point!" And Taotie suddenly realizes the FLAW in his plan! (Confessional) Taotie says: "Hoisted! By my OWN perfect plan! This was supposed to take ZARBON down! Not put ME in danger! I've got to shift the blame to Roger Plotz, and take the heat off me! Nobody's turning THIS glorified hunk of swine into bacon!" / Zarbon says: "Nobody but Master Freeza beats Zarbon in combat, and nobody beats ME when it comes to strategical planning! So it REALLY irritates me that some of these POSERS, have the NERVE to think they can just waltz around and THINK for themselves! I'm the ONLY one who gets to decide what our team does, when our team DOES something, and HOW we do it! Nobody questions Zarbon, without paying a PRICE!!!!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Be more mad at Roger! He's the one who wasted all our time with Judy! At least I ACTUALLY tried to win OUR part of the challenge! I honestly thought I could handle at LEAST Tigress and/or Super Chum on my own! I made a slight miscalculation! It won't happen again!" Zarbon says: "You DO have a point Taotie! Roger HAS messed up FAR worse than you! In any case, slight miscalculations BETTER not happen AGAIN! From now on, we're doing things MY way! With the beautiful Bulma's permission of course!" (Confessional) Zarbon says: "Part of my condition, is that every hour I'm awake, I have to pay at least ONE complement to a contestant, whether I feel like it or not! And believe me, Bulma IS keeping track! I just can't understand how a meer mortal can be THAT brainy and THAT beautiful! It seems so STRANGE that I should be attracted to her!" / Bulma says: "I just LOVE getting paid compliments, even when I know with a 99% certainty that they are dime store phonies! But in this case, I'll take what I can get!" / Taotie says: "Sorry, Roger! You're an expendable member of this team! That means we can cut you lose! And sorry to say, but we don't see any way you can be valuable to us any longer! I won't miss you, MUCH!!!!"/ Roger sadly says: "I can't believe Judy would just DELIBERATELY distract me like that! Does she actually care for me? She couldn't be THAT inconsiderate! Would she?" / Judy says: "Distracting Roger? Yeah, that hurt. But our team NEEDS to break out of this bad losing habit! If we don't take SOME initiative, we're never going to see any change! Sometimes you need to take the bull by the HORNS, even if that means that someone else gets hurt by it in the process! Believe me, it was TRULY nothing personal!" (End Confessional) Zarbon sighs and says: "Tell you what, I'll go in alone and look for an item! Nobody has to come in with me! It wouldn't be the FIRST time I've had to work ALL on my own!" And Zarbon looks poutingly at his team! Haggis says: "Don't talk like that, we're teamies!" Keswick says: "For better or worse, we're on your side!" Heffer says: "We will NEVER let anything come between our team unity!" Oonski says: "And if we lose, we lose together! Now lets go find an item with a Nickelodeon emblem on it!" (Confessional) Oonski says: "That was a really touching moment just then! If I wasn't a viking beaver, I'd probably be a motivational speaker! But being a viking pays more, and I get to travel to more places!" / Zarbon says: "That pouting face? Just one of the many CHARMS of being beautiful! I just make my team feel BAD for me, and they in turn, throw themselves in harms way for me! That way, in the event that we lose, I get to spread the blame AROUND, instead of being STUCK with it! Foresight, that's why I WILL win this in the end!" (End Confessional) Taotie says: "Enough talking! Let's find our item!" And Team S.R.R.R.C. goes into Ripley's! / Meanwhile, Team Retro arrives at the Trans America Pyramid Building! Sanjay says: "All right! We made it!" Craig says: "Totally!" Robot says: "But we STILL need to get the item to Sniz!" Spongebob says: "Agreed!" Globitha says: "Robot, I bet that with your rocket thrusters, you can get the item up their EASILY!" Robot says: "One problem, Sniz SPECIFICALLY said that the ENTIRE team had to be present when we handed our item over! If not, we get disqualified!" Globitha says: "It was a suggestion!" Robot says: "Admittedly though, it did sound pretty cool!" Captain Retro says: "Guys, we can ALL do this! We just need to think, how can we all get there safely, quickly, and easily, without me having to resort to any super-powers?!" Spongebob says: "I've got it! I can stretch and contort into any size and shape, and then snap back like nothing! Tigress, use your strength to tie me around the others!" Tigress says: "If you insist!" And Tigress wraps Spongebob around the other contestants in a tight knot! Tigress asks: "Like that?!" Spongebob says: "Good! Now, how much can you lift?!" Tigress says: "4,444 pounds, WITHOUT breaking a sweat! And it is STILL not a super-power!" Captain Retro says: "By my calculations, we should ALL be light enough for Tigress to carry!" Spongebob says: "Good! Do you have a secure, firm grasp on our item?!" Captain Retro says: "Yes! I won't let it fall or break!" Spongebob says: "Tigress, you're also pretty FAST, right?!" Tigress says: "Of course!" Spongebob says: "Than, run up the STAIRS! Team Doom is coming!" And Tigress takes a quick look behind her, and DOES see Team Doom coming into view! Tigress says: "Hold on tight, I'm going into OVER-DRIVE!!!!" And Tigress grabs onto Spongebob, who's tied the REST of Team Retro together, and collectively, they begin to quickly make their way up the stairs! Pearl says: "Ahhh, MAN!!!! Tigress has taken off like a rocket!" Patty says: "We'll NEVER be able to out-race her and win!" Reggie says: "Not to worry! All we have to do is NOT come in last! We are NOT finished yet! We're still ahead of Team S.R.R.R.C.!" Guano says: "And we need to STAY that way!" Super Chum says: "I've got an idea! I'll hold the Mummy's foot, race up to the top, while you guys take the express elevator! That way, you won't get jinxed! And if on the off chance that you do, I'll be waiting at the top! I can use my super-strength to pull the elevator up!" Wally says: "That's actually a brilliant idea! Let's do it!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Desperate times call for desperate measures! And believe me, we ARE desperate! So much so, we're putting our faith and luck into Super Chum's hands! He's been a benefit to us so far! Let's hope his luck holds out!" / Wally says: "It's often when your back gets pressed against a wall that you find out what you're made of! And believe me, we can be a pretty cohesive team when we put our minds to it! We might actually be able to DO this!" / Super Chum says: "It all comes down to this! My chance to prove myself to Fanboy, and to the rest of my team! I've got everything to gain and NOTHING to lose! This is my big chance, to SHINE!!!!" (End Confessional) Zim says: "Let's do this!" And all of Team Doom, except for Super Chum, get in the Express Elevator, and push it to go up to the top floor! Super Chum takes the Egyptian Mummy's foot, and races up to catch up to Tigress and the rest of Team Retro, who are already half-way up! / Meanwhile, Team S.R.R.R.C. is traveling through a weird maze of false passages, fake walls, empty hall-ways, doors to nowhere, and dead ends! Haggis asks: "How can anyone FIND their way out of this mad house?!" Twister says: "Team Retro and Team Doom must have found the EASY items!" Heffer says: "Agreed! At the rate we're going, we'll NEVER; HOLY mother of IVORY!!!! Guys, come here!" The rest of Team S.R.R.R.C. rushes to Heffer, and Zarbon asks: "What is it?" Heffer says: "There's a two-trunked elephant inside that cage, and it has the Nickelodeon emblem on it!" Zarbon says: "It certainly does! Good job, Heffer!" Kaput says: "But how do we get it out? Even my laser won't break through THAT iron steel!" Zarbon says: "Leave that to me!" Zarbon produces a magnificent, glowing ball of light and says: "Arrow of BEAUTY!!!!" And he throws it forward, and it COMPLETELY blows apart the door! Oonski says: "Well done!" Monster says: "Yes, but how do we GET the elephant out of the museum?" Zarbon says: "We'll simply let HIM use HIS head! Get on!" And the team gets onto the elephant, and charging TOWARDS the brick wall, they BREAK out of the museum, and into broad day light! Chameleon says: "This isn't ethical!" Zarbon says: "But we DO need to catch up! The Fairy Godparents can clean up this mess! They ALWAYS clean up after Timmy!" (Confessional) Keswick says: "Speaking of Timmy, I'm surprised that nobody HERE has seen or heard a TRACE of him! I thought that by now, he'd be trying to make his way back to once again get UN-CANCELLED; I mean, un-eliminated! Why does Timmy demand so much attention?! Isn't TUFF Puppy MILES better than HIS show is?! I just don't understand it!" / Chameleon says: "Nothing good can come out of being bad! I've tried that, it doesn't work!" / Dudley says: "I agree with Chameleon's view-point, and not just because he's my friend! The bad things will do always come back to bite you in the butt sooner or later, just wait and see!" / Zarbon says: "I could care LESS about being ethical! I just don't want our team to make TOO poor of a showing this episode! We need to at least TRY to finish second!" (End Confessional) Team Retro FINALLY makes it up to the top floor, and Tigress is panting! Tigress gasps: "All right...Spongebob...you can...untie...everybody...now!" Spongebob undoes himself, and frees up the team! Po asks: "Are you all right, Tigress?" Tigress groans and says: "Fine! Let me just...finish...trying to COUGH up a LUNG!" (Confessional) Tigress slams her head on the wall and says: "Master Shifu's training was NEVER as hard as this! I actually FELT the burn today, and I don't feel that often! I once said that pain is just weakness leaving the body, but that STILL doesn't make the pain HURT any less! We SO deserve our first class treatment THIS time!" / Po says: "Yep! Hard as it is to believe, even Tigress has her limits! She really pushed herself today! I'll treat her really good tonight! This time, she can relax and be in neutral, and I'll do all the driving!" (End Confessional) Captain Retro says: "We better go in, here comes Super Chum!" And Super Chum is just ten floors below them! Rocko says: "Let's go mates!" And all of Team Retro goes into Sniz's office! Super Chum arrives there just as the door slams shut! Super Chum says: "Darn it!" Than he hears the elevator chime behind him, and the express elevator opens up! Guano says: "The idea worked like a charm! We made it!" Super Chum says: "Team Retro just went inside! We better all go in and hope that Team S.R.R.R.C. hasn't gotten in there to!" And Team Doom goes into Sniz's office to! / Team S.R.R.R.C. is approaching the Trans America Pyramid Building on their elephant! Keswick says: "The building's right there!" Bulma says: "We're going to make it!" But on the communicators, Sniz says: "It's over! It's ALL over!" / In the office Sniz says: "Team Retro, your team ALL got here first, and you brought a shrunken head with the Nickelodeon Slime emblem on it! Team Doom, your team is all here, and you brought a Mummy's foot with the Nickelodeon Slime emblem on it! Congratulations on NOT coming in last place for once!" / Over the communicators, Sniz says: "Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool; as much as it pains me to say this, rules are rules. You tried, but you still lost! Therefore, for once, it will be YOUR team facing your FIRST elimination ceremony, tonight!" / In First Class, both Team Retro AND Team Doom are enjoying a well-deserved bacon party for having successfully arrived in Sniz's office! Guano says: "This tastes GOOD! I never thought bacon could taste so good!" Robot says: "I love it! This is one of my most favorite foods!" Globitha says: "It's one of mine TO, Robot!" Robot looks over and says: "Globitha, maybe I was wrong about you. The truth of the matter is, you're pretty cool to be around. You're nice, kind, considerate, and you got me my favorite brand of bacon! I think maybe, we CAN be friends!" Globitha gets happy and says: "Oh, that's all I ever wanted to hear!!!!" And Robot and Globitha decide to hug each other! Marlene says: "Told you they would get together, pay up!" Sanjay and Craig both hand over $20 to her and both say: "Oh, man!!!!" (Confessional) Robot says: "Truth of the matter is, I don't want to spend my life alone. And it's not exactly like I get a lot of ladies coming up for my attention! I may NOT do any better than Globitha! As long as she's here and WANTING to be with me, the least I can do is at least TRY to be friends with her! No point in making enemies out of friends!" / Globitha says: "The hard part is over! Robot and me are now friends! Now I just hope maybe he will open up into something more, like love!" / Marlene says: "I always knew Robot would get together with Globitha, I just never thought it would be willingly!" (End Confessional) For the first time, it's Team Sniz is Really, Really, Really, Cool facing an elimination ceremony! Sniz says: "Even though you're a team named after me, the rules state that I STILL must have you face an elimination ceremony like any other team! No special exceptions, no matter what! Sorry! You will vote by stamping the pass-port of the team-mate that you WANT to eliminate! Whoever receives the most votes, will be sent packing! The other contestants will receive bags of in-flight, salted, buttered popcorn! The most delicious brand of popcorn known to humans, and EVEN to some aliens! The bags of popcorn indicate safety! Whichever contestant doesn't get one, must grab the Parachute of Losers, and take the Drop of Shame. The contestant who does this will be out of the contest, and can never come back, EVER! With that being said, it's time to vote!" (Confessional) Twister stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "You MADE the Twister LOSE! Now it's time for you to pay the price!" / Bulma stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "I'm only voting for you because Taotie and Zarbon are more useful to me! It's nothing personal!" / Haggis stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "Man, you are ten KINDS of uselessness!" / Keswick says: "Roger did cost us some time, but Taotie is the bigger threat over-all!" And Keswick STAMPS Taotie's pass-port! / Heffer stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "Sorry, buddy! You just don't belong here!" / Monster stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "I don't know you well enough to keep you!" / Gonard stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "I hope to NEVER find our team HERE again!" / Taotie stamps Zarbon's pass-port and says: "See you NEVER, jerkface!" / Harvey stamps Roger's pass-port and says: "The boy has got a LOT to learn about actors and ACTING!" / Oonski says: "Roger might have made us lose, but he eats WAY less than Taotie so, more food for ME!" And Oonski stamps Taotie's passport! / Kaput stamps Roger's passport and says: "I don't even need to SABOTAGE you in order to make you lose! You're GONE!" / Zarbon stamps Roger's passport and says: "NOBODY gets in the way of MY winning!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "When I call your name, you will receive a bag of popcorn! Dudley! Chameleon, Bulma, Haggis, Keswick, Heffer, Monster, Gonard, Kitty, Oonski, Kaput, Sway-Sway, Buhdeuce, Twister, Harvey!" Taotie whispers to Zarbon, and indicates a SLASHING notion across this throat, certain that Taotie's own name will be called next! But Taotie is shocked to hear Sniz shout: "Zarbon!!!!" And Taotie looks in fear as he and Roger are the only two contestants left, and Zarbon is giving Taotie the DEATH glare! Sniz says: "Contestants, this IS the final bag of popcorn!" And both Taotie and Roger sweat with nervousness, as they await for Sniz to announce a name! Sniz finally shouts: "Taotie!!!!" Taotie receives his bag of popcorn and says: "You are SO lucky that I'm not eliminated tonight!" Sniz says: "Sorry, Roger. You weren't the first eliminated THIS time, but you're STILL the first eliminated off YOUR team! The drop of shame awaits!" Roger grabs his parachute and says: "Sorry guys. I know I let you down! But hear my words! There's always--!" And Taotie pushes Roger OUT of the plane before he can finish his thought! Taotie asks: "WHAT?! He was nothing but dead weight anyways!" / Sniz says: "Five contestants down, but we STILL have fifty contestants left to go! And our travels could take us anywhere! Join us next time for another episode of Total Cartoon (sings) Global Cruise!" / Episode Notes: Team Retro wins their FOURTH immunity challenge in a row, making them the FIRST team to be able to accomplish such a feet! This marks the first time Team Sniz Is Really, Really, Really, Cool faces their FIRST elimination ceremony! In a bit of irony, Roger Plotz who was both the first contestant to be eliminated from his team AND from the game in season one, ends up being the first contestant eliminated from HIS team in season three! Though thankfully, not the first contestant eliminated overall! The song featured in this episode, "We Built This City On Rock and Roll," is also the NAME of the episode, with emphasis on the word THIS, to indicate San Francisco, California! Chum-Chum becomes Super Chum with this episode, and gains his full super-hero power potentials! The Breadmaker, from "Breadwinners," has a cameo appearance in this episode. Robot decides to become friends with Globitha in this episode. / That's my episode idea for today! Enough said, true believers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Here's a rerun of the pilot episode of The Dark Adventures of The Land Takers Spoiler S1EP: Sidekick Storm Bl4ze: UGH I HATE PLANET SBC SO MUCH, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STOP ME. ???: Maybe if you team up with me, We could take over Planet SBM and SBC. ???: And spam it. Bl4ze: Who said that? Storm: It's me Storm, I hate them too. GullahOfficial: And I'm GullahOfficial, I'm a secret evil spy. Bl4ze: Cool, But why spam Planet SBC, When we could TAKE OVER IT!!!! Storm: True! GullahOfficial: Ok then. Bl4ze: Great! if we can work as a team, We can destroy Planet SBC. Storm: Good idea! GullahOfficial: Agreed, And can we spam it too. Bl4ze&Storm: SHUT UP! GullahOfficial: Sorry. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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