Fanfiction Reruns

**JCM** · May 17, 2013

MermaidMan: The Brave and The Bold Season 3

60. MermaidMan Vs. Freeze (Part 3) : In the final part of the season 3 finale, MermaidMan and friends are back in Night City. They have foiled Freeze's Plans and stopped his henchmen. But then, an earthquake happens! Blue Arrow says, "W-What is happening?" Just then, we see a giant bomb flying toward Night City. Animal King is coming out of a building and he falls down from the earthquake and says, "It's the big one!" The quake stops and they see an explosion somewhere. Blue Arrow says, "I hope that didn't land on my ride!"

MermaidMan, Lightning, Barnacle Boy, Blue Arrow, and Animal King go to the forest nearby. The bomb crashed and it is sparking. MermaidMan says, "Hey, isn't this that bomb Freeze was making?" Barnacle Boy then says, "Everyone back away from it slowly.." But then, a machine-like bug crawls at Barnacle Boy and jumps on his back. It sparks him and he gets shocked and says, "Aaaah!" He falls back to the ground and everyone is shocked by this. Lightning says, "Are you OK?!" Barnacle Boy falls again and says, "Don't worry, I'm fine." Freeze is in his HQ at Iceberg Island and laughs. He explains that he made some machine bugs that can control people and they are a part of his fail-safe monster. He planted some in several fish and they will be used to help make the monster.

The other heroes go back to their places and go to sleep. Barnacle Boy wakes up mind-controlled and says, "Bug chip 6 planted. Ready for program to launch." He walks toward the woods and several other fish are there, including Officer Bob. They are all mind-controlled by bugs and roots are coming off their backs. Just then, they get sucked into the bomb which starts turning into an egg! Then, another earthquake happens. Everyone screams and wakes up, but it stops. MermaidMan, Blue Arrow, Lightning, and Animal King run toward the woods and Freeze is there with the egg. Lightning says, "Stop!" He shoots lightning, but the egg falls into the ground and the Giant monster that Freeze was making rises up and growls.

The creature is very strange It is made of ice and rock and some magma. Grass and water are even included as a resource for it. Freeze laughs saying, "MermaidMan, this is your final act as a hero. I have created a fail-safe monster because you foiled my other plans!" MermaidMan says, "Freeze, stop!" He jumps and gives a good punch at him. The others attack him all at once and he gets mad. Freeze doesn't have his ice sword anymore, so he can't teleport. But he jumps up on the back of the monster and he runs up it. Freeze then says, "Now, i will watch the destruction of the sea!" The monster walks toward the city, smashing anything in its path. MermaidMan says, "I will try to hold it off!" He makes that giant Water Power form and jumps up in it! Blue Arrow says, "I still wonder how he does that.." MermaidMan in his giant water form smashes into the monster and tries grabbing it and pulling it, but its feet start freezing him! MermaidMan falls off the creature and says, "Oww.." Blue Arrow says, "If it is half-plant, then it needs a trimming! I see trees on its back!" He shoots an arrow and jumps up to the monster and starts cutting the trees, but it is no use. Lightning shoots a lightning blast and it actually works! The creature is half water, so electricity is it's weakness. MermaidMan says, "Keep doing that!" But then he remembers that there are still fish inside of that creature: Including Barnacle Boy.

The creature gets mad and punches Lightning far away. Just then, the army and police arrive. We see Officer Nancy with army fish. A commander says, "Destroy that creature!" Blue Arrow says, "Stop! There are still fish inside of it!" The commander says, "Son, i understand, but that thing is headed to the power plant! It could destroy the whole sea if he reaches that!" MermaidMan, Animal King, and Blue Arrow think of how to stop the monster. Animal King says, "Well, maybe we could get inside of it to take it down." Blue Arrow says, "Good idea, but how do we get inside?!" MermaidMan says, "I have an idea." Blue Arrow says, "Are you sure this will work?' MermaidMan has a pepper shaker and throws it at the creature's nose. It starts blowing and sneezing. MermaidMan says, "Now!" Blue Arrow shoots his arrow at the mouth and all three jump on the wire into it's mouth! Freeze says, "Grr, MermaidMan..." Freeze tells the creature to open it's mouth again and he jumps in!

All three fall down to a vein. MermaidMan says, "We have to find the brain of this to take it down." But then, some ugly zombie-like fish scream and open their wings and fly towards them! Animal King says, "These must be anti- bodies! They probably think we are germs and they will kill us!" Blue Arrow shoots an arrow and notices it cuts through the line holding them and falls! It was one of the fish from the egg! Animal King says, "I think we know what we have to do!" 5 more are still there and they all cut the wires holding them. They turn into fish again. MermaidMan says, "We will get them later." They walk up the throat. Blue Arrow says, "Ew, ew, eww." They walk and come to the brain. It is made of the elements it is made of and there are plants growing everywhere. Barnacle Boy seems to be being controlled by the brain. He is really being controlled by some vines. All three cut the lines, but they grow back. They try, but nothing happens.

Just then, the creature arrives at the power plant and causes an explosion in the building. It starts sparking. It grabs the power wires and the army commander says, "We can't let it drain that energy! It will destroy the whole sea!" Lightning then falls out of the sky and lands at the plant. He says, "What did i miss?" Officer Nancy says, "Help us take this creature down!" They shoot stuff at it and it gets mad. It attacks them by breathing ice at them! Meanwhile, inside MermaidMan and the others get worried. But then Freeze comes. Blue Arrow says, "So, Freeze are you here to finish the job?" Freeze says, "Yes, yes i will." Animal King says, "Then get ready!" They attack him, but he whacks them away and freezes them. He says, "MermaidMan, when the creature grabbed the wires it caused a spark. A spark hit me and i had a flashback. I know what i did was wrong, but i was angry with revenge. You shouldn't have sent me to jail!" He shoots ice blasts, but they miss and hit the brain vine. MermaidMan says, "Freeze, are you tricking me? I know you wouldn't just say sorry like that." Freeze says, "MermaidMan, we were both fools. But i mainly was. I was blinded by darkness. When i was in jail, the other villains and prisoners picked on me in jail, i tried to fight them off, but couldn't. But then, some villains kicked me hard and i went insane. I pretty much destroyed them. I killed many prisoners and blew up the jail. I went to say sorry to you but, the army arrived because of what i did and arrested me. I rotted in jail and died. But somehow, a mysterious power prevented me from dieing. I don't know what it was at all, but it caused me to be filled with rage for many years." MermaidMan says, "So, what are you doing? You will kill yourself if you take Barnacle Boy out! He is controlling this thing" MermaidMan and Freeze combine their powers the vines start coming lose and Barnacle Boy falls out, but it is falling apart.

Freeze says, "MermaidMan, I will control this thing and prevent the sea from being destroyed. Go and get the others out of here now!" MermaidMan hurries and wakes the others up and they get the fish and jump and ride down a stream, and come out the... well you know. Blue Arrow says, "Never speak of this again.." But then, the army launches a missile at the creature and it falls down and explodes. The creature crumbles to dust. No sign of Freeze anywhere. Blue Arrow says, "So, you worked things out with Freeze? But, is he.. dead?" MermaidMan says, "Maybe, maybe not. He was a hero who finished his job. All heroes fall someway. But if he did survive, then maybe he can start a new life somewhere and he can forgive himself of the actions he did."

**Old Man Jenkins** · May 22, 2013

Post Fiction Episode XIII

Spoiler
The scene opens up to a shot of Clappy and Imposter SOF whisking themselves into The Xat, the most happening night club in The Community. Clappy whisked them there following the events of the previous episode. The Xat was pretty crowded.
Imposter SOF: Where we at?
Clappy: This is the Xat. It's already been established that this is the most happening club around.
Imposter SOF: Well what wendoingbhere then?
Clappy: I'm afraid I have some business to conduct in the Admin Control Panel.
Imposter SOF: Well whisk us on over then, k?
Clappy: I'm afraid I can't. The Admin Control Panel is highly restricted to regular users, even Moderators are restricted to their own Control Panel. Allowing a regular user access would bring about dire consequences.
Imposter SOF: Well make an Admin, k?
Clappy: I can't just make anybody an Admin without the approval of Staff. That would bring about even more dire consequences. Just stay here and keep to the shadows. Mind your own business and don't bring any unnecessary attention to yourself. Most people here usually stays out of your business unless you make it there business.
Imposter SOF: And what might you be doing?
Clappy: I'll be making some inquiries and try to get to the bottom of this. The longer this continues to go on, it would potentially be catastrophic to The Community. You have made quite a few enemies here during your brief existence here. 70s is currently the Head Admin. Once you cross him, you're fucked for life, quite frankly. You also did kill Tvguy, 70s apprentice, so I am not envious of your situation.
Imposter SOF: Alright I get the piont.
Clappy: I will be back as soon as I possibly can. Don't go causing trouble.
And with that, Clappy whisked himself away and out of sight. Imposter SOF wandered the Xat aimlessly, trying to resist the urge to bang everybody in sight.
Meanwhile, in the PC section of the Xat...
Ex Kizuna was watching some Mega Man walkthroughs with his cronies. They were all getting pretty high on ecstacy. Ex had bandages covering the left side of his face from his previous fight with Imposter SOF.
Ex Kizuna: This is some good shit. I told you dumbasses that you were supposed to shoot Robotnik.
Goon 1: Screw you, Ex!
Ex Kizuna: Hahaha! Just lay it down and spread your shit.
The Goon took a few Xat Coins out of his pocket and laid it down on the table in the middle of the room.
Goon 1: Thats some bullshit, man.
Goon 2: Lets watch something more worthwhile for once.
Ex Kizuna: Somebody put on some MvC 3. I bet all my coins on Wolverine.
Goon 1: You're fucking on.
Meanwhile, outside The Xat...
A hot rod is shown pulling up outside carrying about five people. Sbiscool is shown to be the driver. He was accompanied by SBRoxMan, Spongedude, Savannahsquarepants, and William Leonard.
Sbiscool: You wimps listen up. You guys may not be the real deal but the boss designed yous guys to be the genuine article. Seeing as how much of a fucking dud SOF turned out, yous imposters better not fuck shit up. We just roll up in there, find Imposter SOF and we waste em. Ya got it?
Imposter gang: Understood.
Sbiscool: Lets rock and roll.
Back inside the Xat, Imposter SOF was banging some patrons with me mallet. He was creating quite the scene, causing some of the Xat's to come and intervene but they got banged for their troubles. One of the security members managed to escape and got on his ear piece.
Security: Boss, we have some trouble out here!
Ex Kizuna: Well go deal with it, cur! Must I hold your hand on the job?
Security: But he's hitting everybody in sight with this big, old sledgehammer-looking blunt object.
Ex Kizuna:...Leave it to me. I shall deal with him...personally.
Imposter SOF was trying to maintain his composure, but the urge to bang was too much. Suddenly, shot were heard blazing into the air. Everybody stopped what they were talking about and shifted their attention towards the shooting. Imposter SOF turned around to see a familiar face.
Sbiscool: Imposter SOF, you sunnabitch! Show yourself and take your lickins like a real man!
Imposter SOF: Ah shot.
Imposter SOF tried to make a hasty escape through the other side, but more shots were head coming from that direction. Imposter SOF saw yet another familiar face.
Ex Kizuna: Show yourself, Oddfan-San! Try to die with some honor!
Imposter SOF: Damn it.
Impost tried to make his move but caught the eyes of both his assailants.
Sbiscool & Ex Kizuna: I found you!
They motioned for their respective goons to aim and take fire. Sbiscool's gang fired off their Tommy Guns while Ex's subordinates shot off their Uzis. Imposter SOF ran through the crowd and dodged the bullets, causing many casualties in the process. The gangs stopped and held their fire upon noticing that they were both shooting at the same person.
Ex Kizuna: I don't know who those throwbacks think they are, but this prize is mine. Deal with them, leave Odd Ball to me.
Ex ordered to his subordinates before making his move.
Sbiscool: Who the fuck are these wannabes sposed to be? Waste em all, but remember, that imposter is mine!
Sbiscool barked out before pushing his way through the crowd and towards Imposter SOF. Sbiscool and Ex's gangs engaged each other in mortal combat while Sbiscool and Ex went after their target. Ex brandished his katana while Sbiscool took out his switchblade. Imposter SOF took me mallet and banged it against the floor, creating a shockwave that sends both attackers into the air. Imposter SOF leapt into the air and decided to assault sbiscool, seeing him as the weakest of the two assailants. Imposter SOF proceeded to nail Sbiscool with a mid-air Seismic Slam, sending him crashing into the ground. Imposter SOF nailed him with another Seismic Slam as he landed, pounding cool even deeper into the ground. Ex suddenly came and hit Impost with a Missle Dropkick from behind, sending him flying across the room. Sbiscool started to stir up but Ex knocked him back down with a Roundhouse Kick.
Ex Kizuna: ORE NODA!!!
Ex Kizuna shouted out before flipping towards a down and out Imposter SOF. Impost seen him coming so he kipped himself up and blocked a sword thrust with me mallet. Their weapons clashed, causing sparks to go flying with every connected hit. Ex went for a horizontal slash, but Imposter SOF managed to duck it and proceeded to hit Ex with a Lightning Uppercut, sending him flying into the air. Before Impost could make another move, Sbiscool came and knocked him down with his patented Football Tackle. He had Imposter SOF pinned down to the floor. Sbiscool went for his switchblade once again before taking it to Imposter SOF's neck.
Sbiscool: Any last words, you fake ass bitch?
Imposter SOF: Who-who are you? You-you Elastic?!
Sbiscool: So close, yet so wrong. I'm really gonna enjoy skinning your ass alive. Now I'm gonna take it outta yo hide.
Ex grabbed Sbiscool from behind and brought him up to his feet before nailing him with a 10-hit combo, knocking him out to the side.
Ex Kizuna: If anybody deserves the right to kill this man, it shall be me and me alone!
Ex took his blade and brought it down on Imposter SOF, who managed to roll out of the way, leaving Ex's blade to be stuck in the floor.
Ex: *says something in Asian*
Imposter SOF: Nevar!
Imposter SOF cried before engaging Ex in hand to hand combat. Ex managed to block each of Impost's attacks before shifting the momentum to his side, attacking Imposter SOF with a fury attack of his own. They were evenly matched and their fight was getting them nowhere. Imposter SOF grabbed me mallet and used it to nail Ex with a Hammer Shot to the gut, bringing Kizuna to his knees. Imposter SOF raised me mallet into the air, prepared to smash Ex's head in but stopped at the last second. Imposter SOF lowered me mallet, not wanting to be a mindless killing machine anymore. Ex looked up at him with anger in his eyes and blood oozing out of his mouth.
Ex Kizuna: What are you waiting for? Do it and put me out of my misery already! I have brought enough dishonor to my family! It is the honorable thing for you to do.
Imposter SOF: No. You and me it all ends here ok? Were furnished.
Ex Kizuna: Hmph. How noble...nobility is sorely overrated.
Ex said before blasting out some of his fire breath right into Imposter SOF's face, sending him back in pain. Ex got back up to his feet to take advantage of the situation, but Sbiscool crawls up and gives him a low blow from behind before decking Ex's clock out with a vicious Haymaker. Imposter SOF recuperated a bit from Ex's last attack but was met with a Haymaker as well. Sbiscool took a 9mm pistol out from his pocket and aimed it straight at Imposter SOF's face.
Sbiscool: You are so fuckin dead! You're dead! You and that fairy ass admin you've been palling around with! You're dead!
Imposter SOF: What's your seal guy? Whats your beef wit me?!
Sbiscool: You were a bad investment on my part. You and that lameass fuck who spawned you! Hell, once things boil over between him and that admin who's ass you've been kissing, I'll take pleasure in wasting that shady bitch myself. I've lost too much bread over this and I deserve some god damn compensation! Your body and his will do me just fine.
Imposter SOF: You know who crated me?
Sbiscool: You won't be alive long enough to find out.
He cocked back his gun and was ready to go for the kill, but a stray kunai came from out of nowhere and stabbed him right in the wrist, knocking the gun out of hand right when he took the shot.
Sbiscool: AAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOAH!
Sbiscool cried out in agony as he dropped down to his knees. Imposter SOF looked towards the direction that the kunai came and saw that it came from Ex, who was back on his feet. Ex charged at Imposter SOF, who kipped back up and charged up a final attack, summoning a golden aura around him.
Imposter SOF: Im sorry but you forced mento do this.
Right as Ex went for another Missle Dropkick, Impost countered with his trademark Phoenix God Fist, nailing him between the legs, right on the testicles. The impact sent Ex flying back in agony and straight into a wall.
Imposter SOF: *rubs hands together* Gotcha!
Sbiscool proceeded to nail Impost with a low blow from behind, bringing him to his knees. Cool took out his trusty switchblade again and picked up Impost's head, taking him him to his blade.
Sbiscool: Now that Samurai Jack there is outta the way, I can finally savor this moment of triumph.
Suddenly a clap is heard booming throughout the Xat. Ex's and Sb's gunfighting goons all fell to the ground, dead. Sbiscool looked around in disbelief.
Clappy: Let the imposter go.
Sbiscool turned around to see Clappy, standing and glaring at him, challenging Sbiscool to go through with killing Imposter SOF.
Sbiscool: Aw shit.
Imposter SOF decided to capitalize on this distraction and proceeded to impale Sbiscool through the chest with a Superman Punch, killing him slowly.
Imposter SOF: *grabs Sbiscool by the collar of his leather jacket* Who crated me?! Tell me damn it!
Sbiscool: Hmph...wouldn't you-you l-like to kn-know.
Cool said before spitting blood at Impost's face before slumping to the ground.
Clappy: That probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.
Imposter SOF: Who the hell was he?
Clappy: He goes by the name, Spongebobiscool. He's a small-time poster who wanted to start up his own criminal empire here in The Community. We never really considered him a threat, but with the circumstances now, I have reason to believe that we should had taken him more seriously.
Imposter SOF: He knew who created me.
Clappy: Which is more than enough incentive to look into this matter a lot more thoroughly. Spongebobiscool defintely would not had been able to go about all this allon his own. Someone must have given him the orders. Someone else is pulling the strings.
Imposter SOF: Whoever may had made me?
Clappy: Quite possibly. If anything he said has any substance to it.
Imposter SOF: Found out anything new?
Clappy: I ran more checks and came up with nothing, but I have even more startling news.
Imposter SOF: Wat?
Clappy: It appears 70s has decided to take some action against us, moreso me. I'm slowly being cut off from power.
Imposter SOF: Meaning?
Clappy: I could lose my adminship, become a moderator, lose my modship before finally becoming a regular user.
Imposter SOF: Well thats just fuckin comforting.
Clappy: It shouldn't be, you should be worried.
Imposter SOF: *facepalms* Hows about you beam us outta here before anything else bad happens here, k?
Clappy: I know just the place.
Clappy grabs hold of Imposter SOF's shoulder before whisking them off out of the Xat. The Xat was nearly empty after the fight was over. Ex started stirring before finally waking up to see Sbiscool's corpse along with the bodies of each of their gangs.
Ex Kizuna: What witchcraft is this?
Suddenly, someone else came logging into the Xat. He was dressed up in a fur coat, wearing a fancy suit underneath. He was accompanied by two other men. Ex appeared to be familiar with this stranger as he quickly bowed his head before him.
Ex Kizuna: *bows* Father! I did not kno-
Ex's Father: Silence. It sickens me to come here and see that the place is dead and in disarray with you at the forefront of it. I am ashamed to hear you call me "father".
Ex Kizuna:...
Ex's Father: Dragiiin brought your failure at the Spin-Off Festival to my attention. You have cost me money, Ex.
Ex Kizuna: But it wasn't entirely my fault. That wretched peasant is to blame!
Ex's Father: Enough excuses!! You were brought up a hell of a lot better than this, Ex! You were raised to be an elite warrior of an elite class, yet you have been made a fool of by some peasant not just once, but apparently twice! You have brought much dishonor to our family, you have brought much dishonor to me! You are the reason why I must reach out to resources from outside organizations in order to be relevant anymore anywhere!
Dragiiin: Am I interrupting something here?
They all turn towards the entrance to see Dragiiin, accompanied by his own gang.
Dragiiin: Because I'm sensing fail and disappointment. Ah, Edo Master Chaos! How the fuck are ya? I wasn't aware that you were attending the party.
Edo: We were just discussing business.
Dragiiin: Yes, quite. The place is a fucking mess. I hope you all didn't start the party without me.
Edo: There will be no more parties here.
Dragiiin: Real fucking shame.
Edo: My idiot subordinate here has once again failed to do anything right.
Ex Kizuna: I did not expect that peasant to show his face here. He caught me off guard.
Edo: Enough excuses.
Dragiiin: You really should listen to your elders, Ex. It's becoming more and more apparent how worthless you're becoming to our operations. We might as well bring in your much more capable older brother, Shinya. At least he knows how to get the fucking job done and done right.
Edo: That would not be such a bad idea. Shinya is more of a son than this wretch ever will be.
Ex:...
Dragiiin: You can consider yourself dismissed, junior, The adults have business to PC about.
Ex: Yes, certainly...
Ex got up off his knees and left the Xat in disgrace. Dragiiin looks around the carnage that took place and notices Spongebobiscool's dead body.
Dragiiin: Intriguing.
Meanwhile, at the wrong side of the tracks...
The Figure is pacing around, mumbling as if he's talking to someone.
The Figure: Spongebobiscool has met an untimely demise. I am now left with not much hands to do the handiwork for us...Yes, the imposter has exceeded even my expectations but now he is becoming much more of a threat to me, even you now that the admin has intervened...He interfered in the imposter's frequencies. It's beyond even my control...I know you are becoming impatient but I assure you, your return is is INEVITABLE
Next Time
*a clip is shown of Imposter SOF and Clappy fighting off assailants in Glove World*
Narrator: Next time! "Desperate Dudes! The Heat Is Closing In!"
I apologize for being late on this. I hope my loyal fans can find it in their hearts to forgive me.

Post Fiction Episode XIV

Spoiler
Episode XIV: "Desperate Dudes! The Heat Is Closing In!"
Clappy and Imposter SOF find themselves at the Clap Mart, located in the heart of the Glove World commercial district.
Imposter SOF: Were we at?
Clappy: We are currently in Clap Mart, located in the heart of the Glove World commercial district. I'm the sole proprieter of this business.
Imposter SOF: You run your own store here?
Clappy: Yes, along with a good majority of The Community's residents. It really helps stimulate our economy, especially during these rough economic times.
Imposter SOF: What we doing here exactly?
Clappy: You're here to hide. It's not safe for you to go parading around like you usually. You have made too much enemies to take that risk.
Imposter SOF: Alright but how about you start giving me some answers for once instead of just domineering my life. Who the hell was that other guy trying to kill with that big ass sword? That Asian white boy?
Clappy: *sighs* His name is Ex Kizuna. He was once a respected Admin for the Community. A lot of respected him and he respected a lot of people. Unfortunately, he hit some rough times. We tried to help him through it, but it wasn't enough. He soon resigned from his position and left the Community all together. What we didn't know was just how deep the shit he was in really was. Ex was at odds with his father for much of his run as Admin. Ex's father never really approved of Ex and his lifestyle as an Admin, especially when having a son in power doesn't give you any pull or influence since Ex was quite adamant about not using his power to strengthen his father's criminal organization. Apparently, Ex fell back into the family business. I only wish that we did more to prevent it from happening.
Imposter SOF: Who's Ex's father.
Clappy: Edmasterchaos, he too was well respected amongst those in the Community even before the Community was even conceived. Back during a time when things were a lot more simpler. When the Community was created and people fled here, he was one of the few who chose not flee, he decided to remain put in that Mocvt wasteland. We soon lost touch with him, but we never found out the real reason he stayed until months later. He had set himself up an empire that specialized in smuggling people and merchandise over to Mocvt and vice versa in order to increase activity and reap in the benefits. We decided to leave him be at that, but attempts were made at trying to set up a branch here but he never really followed through with each attempt made. I was merely a regular user then, but I have reason to believe that Ex was the one who denied his advances. Now, it appears that with Ex finally where he wants him, Edo is making another attempt to set up a smuggling ring.
Imposter SOF: Thats some deep shit.
Clappy: And it will only grow deeper if we don't do anything about it. That combined with your own personal drama that is happening at the moment, the Community could very well descend deeper into a darkness that we just might not be able to raise ourselves out of. Which is why I have been acting out of my own discretion and not the orders of 70s and the staff.
Imposter SOF: Whats up with the staff, anyway? Why aren't they taking any sort of real action here? Why is Edo just slipping on through the cracks?
Clappy: Sadly, even I don't know. Whenever we're at staff meetings, I bring these issues but they just brush it aside. I fear my brothers are simply turning a blind eye towards everything that's happening. I seem to be the only one who really gives a damn anymore. Things around here used to run a lot more smoothly during the Community's hay day. Back when things were simpler and we were just a tight-knit community brought together by a common cause and a similar passion. Back when Terminoob held the reigns and the staff were kept in line. A time where corruption was just a far cry.
Imposter SOF: Eruption?
Clappy: I can't see it as being anything else. My brothers all seem to have their own agenda of how the place should be rub. Some has even threatened 70s position as Head Admin. We are currently living in a dog eat world where only the strongest will prevail. The proof is everywhere, and now it has all come to this.
Imposter SOF: You speek as if we have already loss.
Clappy: No, I am merely speaking the truth. But enough about that. We have much more pressing matters on our hands, you, who you are, where you came from, who created you, and for what purpose.
Imposter SOF: And ho we supposed to find all that out. We're kinda back to square one here.
Clappy: We make inquiries, investigate.
Suddenly, sirens are heard buzzing from outside Clap Mart.
Imposter SOF & Clappy: Ah shit.
Imposter SOF: How the hell did they find us here?!
Clappy: I'm afraid they tracked me here.
Imposter SOF: Well that just helps out our current situation!
Suddenly, two SBC Peace Keepers came busting through the back door. They charged up towards Imposter SOF and Clappy in order to blindside them, but Clappy managed to dodge both of their attacks simultaneously. Imposter SOF nailed one in the gut with a Superman Punch while Clappy backhanded the other, sending him flying away. More sirens were heard from outside.
Sponge Sebastian: *on megaphone* Imposter SOF and Clappy! Come out quietly or we'll be forced to push through by force! Make this easy for yourselves, you both should have seen this coming!
Imposter SOF and Clappy turn to look towards each other, trying to come up with a strategy as the scene fades to black.
Meanwhile, at the Xat.
Dragiiin and Edo were still discussing business when one of their subordinates came and interrupted their conversation.
Goon: Sirs we-
Dragiiin: This better be fucking good or else this is gonna be a very short conversation. Now spill it.
Goon: The Peace Keepers are swarming into the Glove World district.
Edo: This is an outrage!
Dragiiin: What for?
Goon: We do not know.
Edo: Dragiiin, we can not afford another crackdown.
Dragiiin: You're as right as fucking ever. We can't afford another crackdown. Which is why I want you and your boys to drop a thread bomb over and waste that place out flat.
Edo: But that will destroy our merchandise.
Dragiiin: Better than having them confiscated and traced back to us.
Edo: I am not sure about this.
Dragiiin: Don't get your fucking panties in a twist. We already have tons more shipments coming in. It can easily be compensated.
Edo:...So be it. You know what must be done.
Goon: Certainly, Chaos-sama.
Dragiiin: Everything burns.
Next Time
*a clip is shown of the Glove World district in flames. Imposter SOF and Clappy are shown fighting Steel and Sponge Seb*
Narrator: Next time! "The Heat Is On! Escape The Fuzz!!"
More of a story-oriented episode. The crazy action returns next time, on Post Fiction!

Post Fiction Episode XV

Spoiler
In case y'all didn't notice on the first page, major props to Jjs for making an offcial banner for Post Fiction. Jjs be praised!!
Episode XV: "The Heat Is On! Escape The Fuzz!!"
The scene opens up to a shot of Clap Mart, surrounded by SBC officers.
Sponge Seb: *on megaphone* You two should have seen this coming! So make this all easy on yourselves and just give up!
Imposter SOF: How about you whisk us up outta here, k?
Clappy: I'm afraid I can't.
Imposter SOF: Why the fuck not?!
Clappy: I told you, I'm being cut off from power as an Admin. It's really taking it's toll on my power reserves at the moment. I don't even have enough power to perform The Death Clap.
Imposter SOF: Well that's just perfect.
Clappy: It shouldn't be, you should be worried as hell.
Imposter SOF: *facepalms* What do you suggist we do then?
Clappy: At least try and fight our way out of here. Seems like the most logical thing to do. Unless, of course, you want us to drop our flags and turn ourselves in?
Imposter SOF: Nevar!
Clappy: That's the spirit.
Meanwhile, around the corner...
Edo's men are seen cruising around in fish vans, planting thread bombs all around the Glove World commercial district. One of the goons noticed that the Peace Keepers were surrounding Clap Mart.
Goon 1: The Peace Keepers are only crowding around that Clap Mart over there. I don't think we loaded off any merchandise there, I mean, it's an admin run store.
Goon 2: Do you dare question Master Chaos' motives? Do you want to be stoned to death?
Goon 1: Not really.
Goon 2: Then do as Master tells you!
They proceed to put the thread bomb in place in the alley behind Steel's Super Target.
Goon 1: Target marked. Hehe. Get it?
Goon 2: Unfortunately. Start the timer and let's make haste!
They activate the timers for all the scattered thread bombs before peeling off in their van. The timers were counting down from the 30 second mark.
Clappy: Are you ready to do this? This may very well be our last stand.
Imposter SOF: More than anything.
Clappy: Good. I must say, it has been a pleasure fighting alongside.
Imposter SOF: I apprecate all the help you give me.
Sponge Seb: Alright, these fruits aren't gonna ripen. Get ready to storm in boys!
Seb motions for Steel and his GFX Unit to make their move, but the timersnto the bombs ticked off and they all proceeded go off like dominos. Thebdistrict was engulf in a fiery inferno, demolishing every store in sight and taking out a good majority of Seb's men. Imposter SOF and Clappy were shaken up from inside Clap Mart as the store began cave in from the pressure of the explosions. Imposter SOF and Clappy quickly made their way through the back door as the place came tumbling down. The smoke went up into the air and converged into a huge mushroom cloud. Fiery debris could also be seen soaring through the air.
Imposter SOF: What the duck man?!
Clappy: I don't know, but this is all alarmingly disturbing.
Sponge Seb: *rises from the rubble and coughs it off* What the hell is going on here?! Lt. Steel?!
Steel: *rises from the rubble and coughs it off as well* Commander!
Sponge Seb goes to help Steel up to his feet.
Sponge Seb: The bastards bombed the entire god damn district!
Steel: This is low, even for Clappy!
Sponge Seb: We can't let them get away!
Sponge Seb shouted as he peered through the smoke and ashes to see Imoster SOF and Clappy trying to make their escape. He motioned their location to Steel and they proceeded to give chase.
Imposter SOF: This place has gone to hell in a handbasket! Literally! What do we do now?!
Clappy: I know of another place where we can take refuge! It'll takensome persuasion, though!
Imposter SOF: Shouldn't be hard to do considering we're now two of The Community most wante- *is kicked several feet away*
Clappy turns to see Steel. Steel tries to nail him with another Steel Toe Kick but Clappy managed to dodge it before grabbing Steel by the leg and throwing him hard against the ground. Sponge Seb appears out of the corner of Clappy's eye and attempts to hit Clappy with his Claw Hammer attack but Clappy uses his forearm to block and absorb the blow, being forced down to one knee. Steel comes from the right side and finally connects Clappy with a Steel Toe Kick to the side, sending him flying as well. Seb leaps after him, hitting him with another Claw Hammer in mid-air, drilling Clappy hard into the ground. Steel rocket jumps into the air before coming down hard on Clappy with a Steel Toe Stomp, driving Clappy deeper into the ground. Clappy screams out in pain as Imposter SOF finally comes to.
Steel: I'm sorry, Clappy, but you gave us no choice.
Sponge Seb: Don't apologize to him. He knew what he was getting himself into, and now he's paying for it. Such a shame, really.
Imposter SOF grabs me Mallet of Doom™ before banging it against the ground, sending shockwaves towards Steel and Seb, sinking the ground below them and sucking them into a pothole, rendering them immobile.
Steel: What the hell?!
Sponge Seb: Whats the meaning of this?!
Imposter SOF: We don't want any!!
Imposter SOF shouted before jumping in the air using me mallet to nail Seb with his patented Whack-a-Mole attack! Steel managed to escape his hole using his trademark Buns of Steel before going after Imposter SOFbwith a Steel Wing attack. Imposter SOF ducked it and banged Steel into the air right from under him. Imposter SOF leaps after him but was met with a flurry of punches and kicks. Imposter SOF managed to block them all and responded with punches and kicks of his own. Seb finally recuperates and escapes his hole. Clappy comes to, as well, intercepting Seb before he could make his move.
Sponge Seb: Stand down, Claps!
Clappy: Sebastian, you can't really be this blind?!
Sponge Seb: How could I possibly be blind? I can see it all very clearly through your actions!
Clappy: This was not my doing, Seb! You should know me a lot better than that!
Sponge Seb: Then what I am blind to?! What excuse do you have to justify your actions!?
Clappy: You're blind to wool that is being pulled right over your very eyes! Can you not see the crimes being committed all around the Community?! By the real men responsible for all of this?!
Sponge Seb: With you at the forefront of it all! I can see it pretty damn clearly!
Clappy: Then you really are blind.
Sponge Seb: Look, I see myself as a soldier who does exactly as he told, someone who follows his orders and executes it precisely. Unlike you, who's had everything handed down to him on a silver platter ever since you came here. I've contributed my all to this Community day in and day out! I earned my rank and credibility as a Mod Commander! What exactly have you done for this Community that was of any benefit?! You were promoted to Admin by 70s, himself. He invested his time into your skills and gave you the benefit of the doubt considering you were Mod Commander before me. Yet you have the ego to go ahead and shit it all right back in 70s face like a stubborn child!
Clappy: You don't know just how wrong you are.
Sponge Seb: You can deny it all you want, but unlike you, I have a mission to accomplish.
Clappy: Consider it a failure.
Clappy suddenly vanishes into thin air. Imposter SOF vanishes as well during his battle gainst Steel. Steel descends back onto solid ground, disappointed, while Sponge Seb looks on at the carnage around him of what was once the Glove World commercial district.
Meanwhile at the Xat...
Someone is seen bowing before Dragiiin and Edo.
Dragiiin: The Glove World district has been reduce to nothing but ash.
Edo: A loss that shall be compensated in time, I hope. My son, your brother, Ex, is a failure. You should know by now what must be done, Shinya.
The person raises his head, showing his face.
Shinya: I do, father.
Edo: Show no mercy.
Shinya: Certainly, father.
Dragiiin: Fucking great.
Meanwhile, at the Sharing Time Condos...
Clappy and Imposter SOF find themselves whisked in front of one of the condo's doors.
Imposter SOF: What are we doing here?
Clappy: To ask for help from a friend. I made sure to vacate my own condo in order lower suspicions here.
Clappy knocks on the door and awaits an answer.
Imposter SOF: Who lives here then?
The door opens to reveal Jelly Fish Jammer. She appears shocked to Clappy and his companion.
Jelly: Clappy?!
Clappy: Jelly, hi...my friend and I...we need your...assistance.
Meanwhile, on the wrong side of the tracks...
The Figure: It appears chaos and destruction follows him everywhere he goes. Perhaps there is still some hope after all...Yes, I too, have reason to believe that they shall find me eventually, but by then...Ohooo yes, we will be ready. Your return is imminent...They will find us, they will.
Next Time
*a clip is shown of Imposter SOF confronting somebody*
Narrator: Next time! "Closer To The Truth! All Shall Be Revealed!!"

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · May 24, 2013

Who ever pinned this again...is my hero. ^.^

**Old Man Jenkins** · June 7, 2013

BadBob CoolPants Episode One

Spoiler
Episode I: Haulin' Ass
Narrator: Ah, Goo Lagoon. A place wher-*gets ran over*
The hot rod that ran him over was being driven by BadBob CoolPants, the mst cherry sponge you ever did seen. Riding shotgun was Riptrack, the baddest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom who wishes he were he and not BadBob.
Riptrack: Haha! Way to leave a patch on that Hodad, cool cat!
BadBob: See any skirts we can cop up a feel
Riptrack: Im seein' nothin but skuzzes and sweat hogs.
BadBob: Where's all the motherfuckin foxes at when you need em?!
BadBob and Riptrack proceeded to run over a few more hodads before parking the hot rod on some random and unfortunate sun bather. They proceeded to bop past a few surfer dudes, wasting them all using their surfboards against them, before knocking down a little kid's sand castle. They made their way back to the juice bar.
BadBob: Aaaahhh, shouldve know they were fuckin wimps.
Riptrack: They got wiped out flat. Haha!
They both took a seat at the juice bar.
BadBob: A couple of brewskis, Buddha Head.
Riptrack: On the rocks! *scowls at the barkeep, scaring him off* Haha!
BadBob: Been thinkin bout inciting a lil submarine race later on, if you catch my drift.
Riptrack: good luck with dat, my brother.
They both downed their beers and left without paying.
Barkeep: Hey! What about the money you owe?
BadBob: FOR WHAT?! *throws the beer bottle at the barkeep*
Riptrack: Haha! *throws his bottle too*
They proceeded to make their way back to their ride but were stop in their tracks by Larry Da Lobster and his gang of beach bums.
Larry Da Lobster: Alright, grease monkies. Which one of you wasted Scooter and my bois?
BadBob: Cant you see that he's tryin to kick your asses?! *points at Old Man Jenkins*
Old Man Jenkins: I love the young peeps!
Larry Da Lobster: So you like kickin our asses on OUR beach, do ya?! We'll show you, old fart!
The beach bums proceeded to mob the old man.
Riptrack: Haha! That went slicker than grease.
BadBob: Fuckin' A. Let's peel outta here.
Riptrack: *stops BadBob and sniffs the air* Hold up! I smell bacon. Lots of it!
BadBob: We best skip dis scene.
They both get back in their hot rod just as the police start rolling in the beach.
BadBob: Ah shit! The Fuzz!
Riptrack: Tiem to haul ass! And step on it!
They peeled off in a hurry, trying to stay out of the cops' sights but seeing as they're driving in the only car on the beach, that would be difficult to pull off. The cops began to catch up and stayed on their tailfins.
Riptrack: Barnacles! What we gonna do now?!
BadBob: Check underneath your seat, Daddy-O.
Riptrack: *pulls out a sawn-off shotgun* Haha!
Riptrack proceeded to lay a few caps in the bacon before finally making their escape through Muscle Beach.
Riptrack: Ah, so much for the submarine races.
BadBob: Relax, mah brother. We got all the time in the sea.
They put on their aviator sunglasses as the sped off towards the bright lights, glitz, and glamour of Bikini Bottom.
Riptrack: Lets go git blitzed or somethin.
BadBob: Sounds cherry.

Sabre · June 10, 2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBxObBOGD8&list=UUK8OE0XRqbbWzqPnMuXThwA

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Season 6, episode 07 (107)- "Komputer Memory Wipe"

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Spoiler
(It’s a clear day in the city and in the Chum Bucket, Plankton is happily bounding down the stairs with a huge grin on his face)
Karen: (Watching from a distance) Hey Mr SmileyPants, what’s up with you?
Plankton: I’m glad you asked, Computer wife … Last night, instead of getting the amount of sleep needed to function properly, I thought up the greatest plan to defeat Krabs…
Karen: Oh Lord…
Plankton: … and once I woke up, I started planning how it would work, I tell ya, it’s completely foolproof … it can’t possibly fail… (He walks out of the restaurant door returning almost instantly) … well it failed (He slumps across the room)
Karen: I knew it would fail…
Plankton: Thanks for that … really appreciated
Karen: I’m just saying, you never…
Plankton: I said shut up! Wait, no I didn’t … now I am! (He slowly walks towards his lab)
Karen: What are you doing now?
Plankton: What do you care? (He enters the lab and approaches the mound of metal in the middle of the room) When one invention fails, another is born ... granted, this one will probably fail too but there's no harm in trying...
Plankton: (He takes off his welding mask to admire his work) Well it’s done, I better test it out before I take it on over to the Krusty Krab... (He pulls the wire up to the wall to an outlets with many plugs) Eh ... one more shouldn’t hurt (He plugs it in, flicking the switch as there’s a huge explosion and all the power in the room goes out)
(The lights all across town start to shut off)
Spongebob: (He’s singing loudly in the Krusty Krab as he flips patties) “… U is for you and me, N is for anywhere…”
Squidward: (Covering his ears and growling loudly) Shut up, Spongebob!
Mr Krabs: (He’s counting money in his office as the lights cut out) A power cut? I better go check on the boys... (He walks into the kitchen with a flashlight) Is everyone OK in here? Spongebob? (He shines the torch into the corner of the room where Spongebob is tied up with his mouth covered with tape) Squidward, what happened here?
Squidward: (Holding up the tape and shaking his head) Don’t look at me…
(Patrick is sat in his house when all the lights suddenly cut out)
Patrick: Oh no, the TV’s out, I can’t see a thing … well it’s as good a time as any to test out my battery-powered tattoo kit!
(In the Chum Bucket, Plankton sits up covered with black dust and smoke)
Plankton: Well that didn’t work … not that I'm surprised (He unplugs the machine as all the power returns) Hopefully it’s still… (He notices the pile of black, burnt metal as he lets out a huge sigh) I might as well go check on my other inventions (He walks through his lab) Time machine? Yep, Nightmare machine, fine, cloning device, perfect ... why do I never use any of these? (Walking out of the room) Well they all seem to be in order … Hey Karen, bring me a sandwich! (He re-enters his lab) Karen? Did you hear what I said? (He walks up to her to see her screen isn’t on) She must have turned off during the power outage ... I better turn her on, but then again, no more nagging ... no, she's going on! (He flicks her switch)
(Her screen appears with huge white writing of the word “Rebooting”)
Plankton: Hmm… that hasn’t happened before (Her screen appears) Oh, now that you’re back, I’m gonna be in my lab for a while so I might have to skip dinner, unfortunately
Karen: Greetings…
Plankton: Yeah, hi, so I was going to…
Karen: I am your own personal W.I.F.E. system
Plankton: Why are you talking like that, stop messing around!
Karen: I have been programmed to talk like this so will, always, talk like this...
Plankton: Either you start making sense or I’m getting your old manual
Karen: A manual is a book of instructions for operating a machine or learning...
Plankton: Right, that's it! (He walks into and cupboard and leaves holding a booklet as he begins to read it aloud) “Thank you for ordering your very own W.I.F.E. system” blah, blah, blah … ah, here we go “… if your product is to unintentionally cut off due to a severe power outage or technical difficulties, it will be restored to factory settings” (He closes the manual and throws it to the ground) S-So she doesn’t remember anything? … That’s good, yeah it’s good, she was always a thorn in my side, it’s good that she remembers nothing about me (He walks into his lab and picks up a hammer ready for work on his device) Say Karen, could you pass me… Oh yeah, the blank thing (He pulls out his welding equipment) Should I use the medium small nozzle or the smaller medium small nozzle? KAREN! … oh, I guess I really do need her around (He walks back out to Karen and stands in front of her)
Karen: Greetings STATE NAME HERE how is my STATE RELATION HERE
Plankton: Come on Karen, you gotta remember who I am
Karen: Of course I do … you're the guy who owns me
Plankton: I'd prefer the word husband but we're getting there (He bursts out laughing) Get it! Owns you, and I said ... uh, forget it
Karen: MEMORY DELETED AS REQUESTED
Plankton: Geez ... how about I ask you some personal questions?
Karen: Is this one of the intended questions?
Plankton: What no, what did I get you for your birthday last year?
Karen: I have no birth...
Plankton: OK them, second question; what do I always try to steal from a certain restaurant?
Karen: Stealing is a federal offense which is punishable by…
Plankton: Finally, the most important question, who ... is your husband?
Karen: I have no husband
Plankton: But you ... (sighing) ... well this is obviously not going to work; I didn't want to do this but I guess I have to use ... science! (He pulls out her circuit boards and re-wires them) I'm doing this because I love you ... also I don't want to die alone (He continues to work on the board as sparks fly everywhere) Hopefully this will work… (He slots it back into the side of his wife) So honey, how do you feel?
Karen: (Her screen slowly appears again) Like I always feel, nothing, computers have no feelings...
Plankton: Oh come on! ... Wait a second, all I have to do is remind her of happy memories we have both shared together … I better go get a huge piece of paper to write the many times we’ve shared happy memories together... (He picks up a pencil and starts to think) Right, number one, our wedding day … well besides the fact that I turned up late … and had to leave early … I guess I can’t really include that one, but not to worry, there's hundreds more (He keeps thinking) I know, that vacation we went on, the one where I almost got the formul… Oh dear Neptune, that’s not going to work either …
Plankton: … No I ruined that day too (He puts the pencil down) I can’t believe it; we’ve had hardly any special memories together, and the one’s we have were ruined by me! (He stands up and walks up to Karen) I’m glad you lost all memory of me Karen, now you can start new with someone who’ll love and cherish you and not take you for granted … someone who you can share so many memories with, someone who will look after you…
Karen: Does not compute!
Plankton: Don’t worry about it, I promise to make it up to you, somehow … hey wait a second, I’ve just remembered something, the night after our wedding…
(In an old, dirty room; Karen and Plankton are sat together on the couch)
Plankton: I’m sorry I ruined the wedding, honey…
Karen: Oh I knew you would, it’s so you
Plankton: (Confused) You’re not annoyed?
Karen: Of course not, you make my life more interesting which is why I married you ... as long as I’m with you forever, this will always be the happiest day of my life...
Plankton: … you remember that, the happiest day, remember? Please… (Karen doesn't respond as Plankton starts to tear up just as Pontroy enters)
Pontroy Plaice: Can you believe how many idiots park their boats outb … (He notices Plankton sobbing) What’s going on? Are you OK?
Plankton: (Looking up with wet eyes) I caused a power cut and now Karen’s lost all of her memories!
Pontroy Plaice: That was you, I just thought I didn't pay my electiricy bill...
Plankton: Now she doesn’t remember me at all!
Pontroy Plaice: Don’t worry about it, I know what to do
Plankton: You do?
Pontroy Plaice: Yeah, I studied at Bikini Bottom computer college … or at least I wanted to
Plankton: (Impatiently) Can you fix Karen or not?
Pontroy Plaice: Of course, I just have to restore her memory to the last thought she had before the blackout … she’ll then return to being your long-suffering wife... (He chuckles) ... Too soon?
Plankton: (He watches Pontroy approach Karen) Wait,... don’t do it!
Pontroy Plaice: What do you mean?
Plankton: I mean don’t do it! If you restore Karen to her last memory, she’ll have no life and no happy memories and you’ll be returning her to the life she hated
Pontroy Plaice: So you’re just gonna leave her like this?
Plankton: No, of course not, I want to create new, happy memories with her to give her a better life...
Pontroy Plaice: That could work, but are you sure you want to do it?
Plankton: Yes, my mind is made up... (He approaches Karen) Come on W.I.F.E., we have a whole life to create... (They both leave the Chum Bucket together as the music slowly begins…)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I89Nl5_3q0&list=UUK8OE0XRqbbWzqPnMuXThwA
Queen - "These Are The Days of Our Lives"

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 11, 2013

Welp, as part of my summer plans, I did promise I'd bring over more shows from the wasteland that is TV.Com. Later today, I'll present DC-Dude's Around The World in 24 Episodes, but first, here's a little something from CDCB, a SpongeBob/Magic School Bus crossover!

Crossover:

SpongeBob SquarePants / Magic School Bus

Plot:

In Walkerville Elementary, Ms. Frizzle has been teaching the class about the Pacific Ocean. Carlos is up to his usual joke-cracking self. "Could you be more Pacific?" he says when one of his classmates asks him a question. The rest of the class groans, as usual, in reaction to his corny joke.

Despite hearing another lame joke from Carlos, Arnold is enjoying himself. There hasn't been a field trip for the past 4 days. To him, this is a dream come true. However, his happiness isn't going to last for much longer.

The lunch bell rings. While walking out of the classroom, Dorothy Ann mentions to Ms. Frizzle the unusual absence of a field trip this week. Ms. Frizzle gets that famous gleam in her eye. Lunch ends, and much to Arnold's dismay, the class is finally boarding the bus for a field trip.

This field trip takes them to the Pacific Ocean, needless to say. The Bus is turned into a submarine while the class and Ms. Frizzle are turned into fish. As they head deeper and deeper into the ocean, they begin to notice buildings and roads. They notice a sign which tells them where they are--Bikini Bottom.

The class realizes that there is a large community deep in the Pacific, and more importantly (and much to their surprise), the residents of this one are capable of human speech. They all meet the SpongeBob cast and explore the world of Bikini Bottom.

Meanwhile, however, Plankton discovers the Magic School Bus. At first he thinks it's an ordinary submarine, but when he notices eyes on it, he becomes aware of the magic powers in this bus. He climbs on inside and Liz notices him. While approaching him, she accidentally presses a button that makes him large enough to work the bus in its already smaller form.

Plankton then realizes that he can use the Magic School Bus to his advantage in his endless quest to steal the Krabby Patty formula. Before she can fix her mistake, Plankton presses a button that turns Liz into a rock so that she won't be able to move and stop him. When Ms. Frizzle, the class, SpongeBob, and Mr. Krabs become aware of these things, they try to put an end to this. But with Plankton in control of the Bus and all of its magical powers, will they be able to do it?

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 11, 2013

And now for Around The World in 24 Days by DC-Dude:

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

Mr. Krabs is having a little bit of a dilemma- he wants to retire, but he has no idea who he wants to be his heir! Being Mr. Krabs' heir requires smarts, skills, and a LOT of fun. So Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Squidward in a blimp and takes them around the world for new adventures- to find the new boss of the Krusty Krab, and to create his dream of touring the world! Unfortunately, as the blimp takes off, one of the engines break and they fall into the mountains of Canadian territory. Struggling to find shelter, how will they survive when Mr. Krabs fixes the engine and takes off without SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy? TO BE CONTINUED!

2. I Canada See For Miles

After being dropped in the Canadian mountains, SpongeBob and Patrick decide to search for water, while Squidward and Sandy look for food. When SpongeBob and Patrick are all worn out and tired, they finally come across the Royal Canadian Mountain Police. But the police think that SpongeBob and Patrick are illegal immigrants, so they are put in jail. When Sandy hears about this, she goes to rescue SpongeBob and Patrick and explain to the police, only to find that the police put her in jail. Squidward eventually finds his way to civilization, and finds Mr. Krabs' jet. Mr. Krabs says that Squidward is the winner of the challenge, but SpongeBob is confused because there wasn't any challenge! But Mr. Krabs explains that if you are the best out of the gang in a country, they get a prize. So Squidward is awarded front-row tickets to a hockey game in Toronto.

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 13, 2013

Forgot to give you your daily dose yesterday. To make up, I'll present 2 more episodes of Around The World in 24 Episodes:

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

Mr. Krabs takes SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward and Sandy to Ireland! But while Mr. Krabs enjoys a joyous meal at a pub watching football, SpongeBob and Patrick are insistent on finding a Leprechaun. They keep nagging Mr. Krabs about seeing a Leprechaun, and this ruins Mr. Krabs' day. So Mr. Krabs comes up with an idea to get SpongeBob and Patrick off of his back- he says that unless they don't want to work at the Krusty Krab (in which Patrick says, "I don't even work there!"), they have to find a Leprechaun and bring it to Mr. Krabs. Squidward and Sandy are also required to try to find a Leprechaun. While Squidward doesn't believe in Leprechauns and thinks of them as "stupid fictional characters to advertise sugar cereals," Sandy goes on and on about how she wrestled Leprechauns back in Texas. As the gang continues to search for a Leprechaun, SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy get trapped in a cave only to find that in that cave is a colony of Leprechauns. Squidward doesn't know what to do, but he goes back to Mr. Krabs and says that SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy were killed in a Leprechaun acident, and tells Mr. Krabs that HE deserves to run the Krusty Krab now that he's the only one left. (If you're lost, please go back a page to see the first two episodes, which explain the dynamic of the series) Back in the cave, SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy are learning the ways of the Leprechauns (think Avatar) and suddenly remember why they came, to bring back a Leprechaun. So SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and the entire colony of Leprechauns march back to the pub where, Squidward and Mr. Krabs, mouths dropped to the ground, are watching the Leprechauns who they thought didn't exist appear right before their eyes. Since Squidward did not participate in the Leprechaun hunt, he is, with his eyes taped open, forced to watch Justin Bieber music videos.

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

Mr. Krabs takes the gang into the rockies of Colorado to go skiing, but SpongeBob has a deep dark secret about when he was a child- that he was legally de.ad (my computer won't show the word for some reason) for 3 minutes after a skiing acident. Since then, SpongeBob has been afraid to go skiing ever since. Squidward overhears SpongeBob telling this to Patrick and decides to have some fun. So while everyone is lodging in the cozy dens, Squidward bribes Mr. Krabs to make a skiing contest for the gang so that it will hurt SpongeBob's chances of becoming manager. Mr. Krabs agrees and announces that SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward and Patrick are going to the highest mountain in the rockies and they must ski down. The first one down wins a reward! Sandy gets off to a big lead, but then stops at a waffle house to get a toasty waffle. Patrick acidentally falls asleep and crashes into the waffle house, with both him and Sandy staying under the rubble. Meanwhile, Squidward is racing down the hill, feeling extremely confident, while SpongeBob is still at the top of the hill, terrified. SpongeBob keeps backing up until his coat is hooked onto the chair lift, and he goes flying. He lands near the waffle house, lifts Sandy and Patrick out of the rubble, and SpongeBob reveals to them his fear of skiing. Patrick says that it's ok, and SpongeBob gets to ride on Patrick's shoulders. Suddenly, SpongeBob and Patrick get to a giant drop, and instead of going slowly, Patrick's immense body weight causes both of them to BLAZING down the ski hill until they crash into Squidward. Squidward, SpongeBob and Patrick all end up on one ski all tangled up, and Sandy, now in first place, is about to cross the finish line until she is hit in the head with a coconut by Mr. Krabs. For some strange reason, Mr. Krabs "forgot" to mention that he was also racing, and that he was a professional skiier! Mr. Krabs crosses the finish line, with coconut in hand, while Sandy, SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward come after. Mr. Krabs is very disappointed, and announces that since nobody won, everyone has to be Mr. Krabs' sleigh-dogs for one day!

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 14, 2013

Two more episodes of Around The World in 24 Episodes!

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

Mr. Krabs takes the gang to Japan, and Sandy goes on and on about how she is great at Karate and wrestling. So Mr. Krabs makes everyone put on fat suits and makes them compete against each other! It's SpongeBob vs. Sandy and Squidward vs. Patrick. Sandy feels sorry for SpongeBob's supposed weaknesses, so Sandy goes easy on him, only for SpongeBob to be playing hard and defeating her. Patrick defeats Squidward within 15 seconds. Since Squidward and Sandy lost, they have to dress up as Japanese fans- with the pink hair and the school uniforms- you know... Anyway, meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick have to climb up a mountain to find a hidden temple, only to find that they have been abducted by ninjas. When Mr. Krabs starts to get worried, he sends Sandy and Squidward up, only to find that SpongeBob, Patrick and the ninjas are having an amazing dance party. Squidward tells SpongeBob and Patrick to get down, and Mr. Krabs awards SpongeBob and Patrick a dance party WITH ALL THE NINJAS in the jumbo jet! At the end, Squidward thinks of a plan to leave SpongeBob in the next country they go to.

AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

Mr. Krabs announces that the gang is heading to ITALY for their next challenge! Sandy thinks that it's romantic, and that she might be able to get a sightseeing date with SpongeBob. But not on Mr. Krabs' watch! He announces that SpongeBob and Patrick will be playing soccer against Squidward and Sandy. But when the handsome referee, Joseph, comes by and starts to flirt with Sandy, it gets her distracted. And a 2 on 1 game isn't so fair- especially since Sandy is AMAZING at soccer and Squidward isn't! So as SpongeBob and Patrick win, Squidward wants to yell at Sandy- only to find that Joseph and Sandy are hitting it off on a sightseeing date! Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Patrick are forced into the final round of the challenge, which requires them to make pizzas. The person who makes the best pizza wins a reward. SpongeBob thinks that because he is a "cooking genius," he will win the challenge. But Patrick is fed up with SpongeBob bragging about his cooking skills, so Patrick switches the pizzas and gives SpongeBob's pizza to Mr. Krabs, passing it off as his own. Patrick wins the challenge, but loses his friendship with SpongeBob after Mr. Krabs says, "Patrick, you've been doing a superb job- you might inherit the Krusty Krab!" Will SpongeBob fix his friendship with Patrick? Will Squidward find anything else to do besides looking at art museums? Will Sandy and Joseph start dating? Find out- NEXT TIME on AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

**Jjs Goodman** · June 14, 2013

Haven't posted here in ages..

Storm Racers:

46. Shadow Warriors

We see the Undersea Force racing through a Floating Crystal Zone. They were on some terrain, but it had floating green crystals everywhere.

"Guys, I wouldn't want to hit one of these crystals..I detect they could cause a huge explosion if activated," Zelleo said.

"I'll keep that in mind then," Laneld said, honking the horn of the Sonicwave.

"Gah, that horn of yours is getting annoying!" Nora said, as the horn made an annoying noise.

"Well sorry missy, my horn is having issues!" Laneld yelled, honking it again.

The Red Sentients then appeared from the opposing direction with an army of Red Rark, and they dodged the green crystals, trying not to set them off as well.

Laneld blasted several sound waves at some Red Rarks, causing them to smash into rocks.

"We must win!" Kyton yelled.

Just then, they saw a Red Rark vehicle snag the key for the zone, and Zelleo tried to ram into it, but it zoomed away from him.

"I think it's time we fuse things up!" Nathan yelled to Nora, and she agreed.

"Time to form the Razor Claw!" Nathan yelled, and he blasted the Fuser open, but suddenly, Korax went sliding and the Scorcher rammed into the Splitvire, causing both vehicles to go flying into the Fuser portal!

"Oh no, this is bad!" Dash yelled, slicing a Red Rark in half. "Will Nathan be okay?"

"I don't know..and now the portal is closing!" Nora yelled, as the Fuser portal disappeared with Korax and Nathan stuck inside of it, taking them to who knows where.

Just then, one of the Red Rarks Laneld attacked went smashing into a crystal, causing it to unleash a wave, causing the other crystals to explode!

"Uh guys, now would be a good time to get the key and get out of here!" Dash panicked.

"EVERYONE IN THERE!" Nora yelled, referring to a rock cave of some sort, and the four zoomed inside, as she made the claw of the Grangler smash down a rock from above, sealing them inside. The explosion waves continued throughout and it destroyed the rest of the Red Rark and Red Sentients, causing their signals to fly away. The Undersea Force was safe in the cave.

"Okay, let's agree to never do that again," Laneld said, relieved.

"But..we're not entirely safe. What happened to Nathan and Korax?" Zelleo asked, and they all wondered. They opened the cave, and saw destroyed Red Rark vehicles everywhere, as a result from the explosion of the crystals.

"Yikes..but I see the key!" Dash said, as he walked up to a destroyed Red Rark and picked the key from its hand. The gang then headed back to the base in Bikini Bottom.

Meanwhile, we cut to wherever Korax and Nathan are..and they end up driving in the Shadow Zone! They were in the shadow version of the Floating Crystal Zone.

"Huh...deja vu, I could swear I've been here before," Nathan said, trying to jog his memory.

"This is the Shadow Zone, you fool," Korax sniped back to him.

"Oh right, now I remember...well I'd rather not really," Nathan said, remembering the secret he discovered from Episode 40.

"I know this sounds crazy Nathan..but you must protect me!" Korax said to him.

"You're right, that DOES sound crazy," Nathan said, turning around and ripping open the chainsaw from the Splitvire.

Korax got out of the Scorcher and stood there.

"You don't understand, Red Sentient DNA does not interact well with the Shadow Zone..if I am destroyed, this zone is destroyed, and then the whole universe is as well!" Korax revealed.

"Hmph, I sure do believe that," Nathan said as he drove the Splitvire faster and ripped open the chainsaw in it, ready to slice Korax.

"Fine then..do it. Destroy me! End the universe sooner than later!" Korax yelled, standing there.

Nathan kept approaching, but got worried, thinking Korax might be right for once.

"DO IT!" Korax yelled.

Nathan then made the Splitvire turn and he stopped the chainsaw, making it go back into the vehicle, and didn't attack Korax.

"Why do you stop?" Korax asked.

"Because, I don't want the universe to end. We can work together to escape this place," Nathan said.

"Hm..fine, but don't let me get damaged. We shall call a temporary truce for this," Korax said, making the Scorcher re-appear and he got into it.

The two raced together along the Shadow Zone, with of course, Nathan being cuatious of Korax.

"We are both alike..we have strong teams and lead them well in this war," Korax remarked.

We then cut back to the base, and Darsun tells them what happened after the crew reported their findings.

"Hm..it seems like they were taken to the Shadow Zone," Darsun said.

"What is the Shadow Zone?" Nora asked.

"The Shadow Zone was an unitended product of the formation of the Zones," Darsun explaned. "It is basically a reflection of all the zones..in a frozen and dark state."

"Yeah, I know it's real," Dash sighed to himself, remembering Episode 40.

"Well, that's just great..how do we contact them?" Laneld asked. "And better yet, get them out?"

"You'll have to guide them to the Intersecting Field Zone - this is a zone that connects the Shadow Zone to the real Zones. You'll get there if you travel through a few zones. That won't be too hard, as Korax and Nathan will be traveling through zones it seems - portals in the real zones will then open which you must continue to follow them through," Darsun explained. "You must hurry though..if Korax is destroyed, the Red Sentient DNA will collide with the Shadow DNA to cause a universal explosion!"

"Well that's just great, now the world is at stake!" Laneld groaned.

"A little confusing, but I'll get the hang of it," Nora said. "I hope we're not too late, and that Nathan knows to not destroy him.."

They took the Floating Crystal Zone key and went there to explore.

"NATHAN, KORAX!" Laneld yelled.

"Uh, that's not really going to do anything when they are on another side," Nora said.

"Gah, well I don't know what to do!" Laneld yelled, as he slammed his obnoxious horn, and Nathan and Korax were able to hear it from the other side.

"What was that?" Korax asked, as they were approaching the next shadow portal.

"That sounds like..Laneld's obnoxious horn!" Nathan said.

Nathan realized he had his communicator still, and he tried to contact the gang, but with no luck.

"Perhaps you could try to make your own noise if their noise can project to this side," Korax suggested.

"That's a good idea," Nathan said, and he honked the horn of the Splitvire, and the gang heard it above.

"Was that..the Splitvire? I think your annoying horn helped, Laneld!" Zelleo exclaimed. "Laneld, make another horn noise..and everyone else cover your ears."

Laneld honked his horn again, with everyone else irritated by it.

"I hear that horn again..maybe they want us to follow them?" Nathan asked, so they headed to the next portal, which took them to a shadow version of the Plant Zone (from Episode 35).

Above on the other side, the Undersea Force saw a portal open to a new zone, and they all went through it. They then later saw the Red Sentients in the Plant Zone!

"What the heck are you guys doing here?" Nora asked to the four Reds.

"Trying to find our fallen leader," Kuri sniped. "What are YOU doing here?"

"We know where Korax is, and we can help him get out along with your leader," Nora said. "Just trust us, the world is at stake if we don't help them - the Red Sentient DNA of Korax with the Shadow DNA will cause an explosion if he is destroyed."

Kuri was about to attack, but Kordon stopped her.

"Perhaps she speaks the truth? If not, we can always call for reinforcements in case they trick us.." Kordon suggested.

"True..just like the old Red Sentient General Krodor, he used ambush tactics when he had their enemies in their hands.." Kuri said. "Fine, we'll help you."

Korax and Nathan were at the Shadow version of the Plant Zone, and just then, a bunch of Shadow Warriors came charging on their Shadow Speeders.

"Uh oh, don't let them attack your vehicle..and in this case, yourself," Nathan said, and he charged up and sliced a Shadow Warrior in half.

Korax blasted some fire at some of them, but one shot a shadow blast at Korax's body, and it made his heart turn dark a bit, as Nathan destroyed the last one.

"Oh no..it looks like I might be exploding earlier than expected!" Korax panicked, feeling his stomach.

"This isn't good..but I'll see what I can do," Nathan said.

"Perhaps you could try to patch it up with something," Korax suggested.

Nathan saw a dark rock on the ground, and he decided to use his sword to slice some of it off. He then put it on Korax's stomach.

"Make some fire burn to seal this baby up," Nathan said.

Korax's body then began to spark fire a lot and he burned fire a bit everywhere, but it was enough to seal up the rock.

"Whoa, watch the fire there buddy," Nathan said.

"Well you saved us some time..but not much. Let's keep going on," Korax said.

The two raced through some more zones, as the Undersea Force and Red Sentients followed along on the other side.

"How much longer?" Dash sighed.

Darsun appeared on their screens then.

"You will have to keep hopping through zones until you come to the Intersecting Field Zone," Darsun said.

Nathan and Korax continued to race on, fighting several Shadow Warriors, and in the shadow version of the Mining Zone, Korax started to burn up a bit.

"I feel like I might implode soon.." Korax said.

"Keep it in pal, we have to fight it on," Nathan said.

"That is the true spirit of a leader," Korax commented.

Eventually, Korax and Nathan came to the shadow version of the Intersecting Field Zone. There was no portal anywhere, so from there they were lost.

"Alright, we're here!" Zelleo said. The UF and RS came to the Intersecting Field Zone - which was a large purple zone with a giant membrane of some sort in the center with branches everywhere.

Darsun appeared on Nora's screen.

"You guys will need to power the branch up with some electricity..I would've sent Kane over, but I didn't know the branch was not charged," Darsun said. "So you'll have to find another way for now. Once you power it up, a portal will appear in the Shadow Zone taking the two to your location if done correctly."

"I could try my sound waves," Laneld said.

"Sure, just don't beep that annoying horn," Dash said.

Laneld blasted some sound waves at the branch, and it began to spark a bit.

On the shadow side, a portal appeared.

"I think that is our exit home!" Nathan said.

Just then, some Shadow Warriors zoomed in front of the portal and growled.

The two charged at them, and Korax blasted fire at some of them.

"See Korax, doesn't it feel better to save the universe rather than try to destroy it?" Nathan asked, while slicing a Shadow Warrior in half.

"It's..different," Korax said, as he burned through another Shadow Warrior, and just then one began to shoot darkness at the Scorcher, causing him to slow down. Korax tredged on though and he and Nathan were able to destroy the last few Shadow Warriors and exit through the portal. They both landed in the normal version of the Intersecting Field Zone.

"They're okay!" Zelleo said.

Just then, a bunch of Red Rark surrounded the Undersea Force, and Korax sided back with the RS. Kuri began to laugh.

"Remember that little war we talked about?" Korax laughed. "Time we get back to that."

"Kuri, I thought we had a truce!" Nora yelled.

"I never said it would be permanent," Kuri laughed, smashing the Grangler.

"Dangit, I knew we couldn't trust them!" Laneld said, blasting sound waves at them all trying to fight them off.

They then saw the key for the zone floating on the membrane, and Dash zoomed up to grab it, and he did.

Krosis tried to blast fire at him, but he dodged, and blasted open a portal, as the UF went through it back home.

"Drat, we lost them!" Kordon yelled.

"Let them go for now..we have another day, and another fight tomorrow," Korax said, as they raced away.

Meanwhile, back at Bikini Bottom, we see the gang hanging outside the Krusty Krab, eating some Krabby Patties and drinking Dr. Kelp sodas they ordered from inside.

"So, thanks for the horn guides," Nathan said to Laneld.

"You mean you heard my annoying horn?" Laneld said.

"Yup, it if it wasn't for that grating horn, I wouldn't be out of the Shadow Zone," Nathan said.

Laneld laughed and got in the Sonicwave and honked the horn very loud, annoying everyone even more.

"Gah, you really need to get that thing fixed," Zelleo said.

Just then, a cop pulled over in his police boat and approached Laneld.

"So you've been the one making that annoying horn sound lately, eh?" The cop asked.

"Why yes it was, and I'm proud of this horn!" Laneld laughed.

The cop then gave him a ticket, and drived away.

"A ticket?! HEY!" Laneld yelled, as he honked his horn and raced after the cop, and the gang laughed.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Character Debuts: Cop, General Krodor (mentioned)
Area Debuts: Floating Crystal Zone, Intersecting Field Zone, Shadow Floating Crystal Zone, Shadow Plant Zone, Shadow Mining Zone, and Shadow Interesecting Field Zone
Vehicle Debuts: *Razor Claw (Splitvire + Grangler)
Second appearance of the Shadow Zone - this time we see Shadow versions of the Plant Zone, Floating Crystal Zone, Intersecting Field Zone, and Mining Zone.
Kane and PJ stayed behind at the base for both missions.
It is revealed if a Red Sentient is destroyed in the Shadow Zone, their DNA and the shadow DNA will colide together to cause a universal explosion.

* technically the Fusion was never actually seen (as Korax interrupted the transformation), but it was still mentioned.

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 20, 2013

Yeah if I kept chugging along, it would have been done by now. Curse my laziness.

Here's 4 episodes of Around The World in 24 Episodes.

Episode 7 - "Hollywood Heights"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

When Mr. Krabs takes everyone to Hollywood, Mr. Krabs announces that part of being a good boss is knowing how to entertain people- so he tells SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick and Squidward to each make a movie. Squidward, a big fan of the arts, hires Leonardo Di CARPio to be the actor in his film, about a washed-up artist who goes back to his grandmother's house in Brooklyn. SpongeBob, on the other hand, makes a kids' movie called "The Little Clam That Could." Patrick, on the other hand, just films himself falling off cliffs. SpongeBob thinks that that idea is horrible, and suggests something else to Patrick. This offends Patrick, and they get into big competition with each other. Meanwhile, Sandy wants to impress Mr. Krabs, so she makes a film called "Krabs: The Story Of An Entrepreneur." When everyone is done, Mr. Krabs invites everyone to an ampitheatre to show off their films, and to give the prize for the best film. After Squidward, Patrick and Sandy's films turn out to be terrible, Mr. Krabs give the "Best Picture" prize to SpongeBob. But Mr. Krabs has another surprise in store: PEARL! He announces that Pearl is joining the competition! Now, she will also compete for the grand prize of owning the Krusty Krab! Tune in next time!

NEXT TIME, on Around The World In 24 Episodes...

In the deep south Pacific... A new surprise... Some will be winners... Some will be losers... and someone may not come back!

Episode 8 - "Tropic Blunder"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

Mr. Krabs takes everyone to Vietnam only to visit a war memorial park. So SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, and Pearl are psyched that they don't have to compete in a challenge today. But during the tour of the memorial, SpongeBob and Patrick get bored and start playing tag, and Patrick runs off into the jungle when SpongeBob is it. SpongeBob tells the others that Patrick is missing, But Mr. Krabs doesn't seem to care. But when Squidward reminds Mr. Krabs that if they lose Patrick, HE is technically responsible and will have to pay a sum of money. This gets Mr. Krabs' attention, and Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Squidward, Pearl and Sandy into the jungle to find Patrick. But when they all split up after Pearl starts to annoy people, Squidward realizes that there are natives in the jungle who like to hunt- but he finds this only after he is captured by them and put in a cage with- you guessed it- Patrick. Meanwhile, Pearl gets scared, so Mr. Krabs and his jumbo jet come to pick her up, and he says that she doesn't have to compete in this challenge because she's his daughter. Sandy overhears this and finds this appalling, so she sneaks onto the jumbo jet, into the cockpit, and crashes the plane into one of the native's houses. The natives get angry and take Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl and put them in the cage with Squidward and Patrick. Meanwhile, SpongeBob is taking a nap in the forest, and as sunset comes, the natives are getting ready to throw the others into a big pot and cook them. But first, the native chief requires entertainment from the others, and so Squidward, Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Pearl are forced to sing and dance for the natives before being cooked. But right as they are about to be cooked, SpongeBob comes, with all kinds of homemade gear and face paint, and in a slo-motion scene, pwns all of the natives (without killing them). Then, SpongeBob sets everyone free, and everyone is happy. But Mr. Krabs, out of his cheap favortism, still gives the reward and point to Pearl, because she's his daughter. Sandy vows revenge...!

Episode 9 - "Guardians Of Ga'Reece"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies (also known in other countries as The Rocky Horror Picture Snow)

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

As Sandy and Pearl are still at each other's throats, Mr. Krabs takes everyone to Greece, the next stop, believing that if Mr. Krabs prays to Poseidon, he will get more money from customers. Mr. Krabs is convinced about this, and says the challenge is to help Mr. Krabs find things to sacrifice- and they cannot be living things. So SpongeBob and Patrick go together to explore the city of Athens, while Squidward tags along reluctantly. Meanwhile, Sandy follows Pearl to keep an eye on her, and to make sure she doesn't leave. Patrick decides that he wants to sacrifice some ice cream, so he grabs a giant ice cream cart and carries it back to the sacrificial fire. SpongeBob decides to get a barrel of pickles and sacrifices that. Squidward sacrifices his shirt by accident and is forced to wear a toga, while Sandy sacrifices a necklace and Pearl sacrifices nothing, and gets away with it. In fact, Mr. Krabs decides to give Pearl the necklace that Sandy sacrificed. Mr. Krabs waits, but nothing happens. So he decides to move on to the next part of the challenge- when Poseidon comes and announces that in order to gain his respect, SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Sandy and Pearl are to compete in an Olympic challenge, and the winner will get gold. Mr. Krabs pulls Pearl aside and tells her that she can cheat, as long as she gets the gold. Pearl accepts this, and the first and only challenge is to race around the city of Athens and find a gem, a hat, and a rope. The first person back wins. While Sandy and Pearl are neck and neck trying to get all the items, SpongeBob and Patrick are distracted by the the Greek souvenir gift shop, so Squidward crosses the line first and wins a TON of gold! Mr. Krabs, overly jealous, takes the gold, brings everyone back into the jumbo jet except Squidward, and runs away with the gold. Squidward is left in Greece, alone, but a map falls out of the window of the jumbo jet, and Squidward catches it. The map says that Mr. Krabs plans to go to England next, so Squidward decides to take a train to England, to beat them there and reclaim his gold.

NEXT TIME... on Around The World In 24 Episodes:

What a holiday! It's a jolly wacky time on the next episode when these five scoundrels travel around the lovely city of London!

Episode 10 - "Killer Queen"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. Rebel Rockies (also known in other countries as The Rocky Horror Picture Snow)

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

Mr. Krabs is in desperate need of Krusty Krab advertising overseas, so he goes to England with the giant blimp to ask an office worker how he can get access to advertise the Krusty Krab in England. He is told to go to the Queen of England, who happens to be the Queen of Advertising as well. He goes up to one of the guards, but they don't respond, so he sneaks inside the palace and asks the Queen to advertise the Krusty Krab, but the Queen says that she'll do it only if he and his friends attend one of the Queen's weird tea parties. Mr. Krabs then brings SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward and Pearl to the tea with him, expecting a normal tea. Unfortunately, at this tea, The Queen reveals her weird side, serving weird foods and disgusting teas to the gang. Mr. Krabs decides to make this a challenge- but before he can say anything, the Queen pulls a lever and Mr. Krabs falls into the dungeon. The Queen tells them that if they want to escape the palace alive, they have to eat the disgusting food. Pearl and Sandy, while eating the gross food, decide to make an alliance and sabotage Patrick, but Sandy only does it to gain Pearl's trust and then betray her. After Squidward declares that he is not going to eat the food, she pulls a lever and he is dropped into a "dungeon." Then, the crazy Queen makes everyone watch outrageously cheesy British soap operas while they eat their food, which makes SpongeBob and Patrick give up, and they are sent into a dungeon. Now, only Pearl and Sandy are left, and Pearl and Sandy get extremely mad at each other and throw the food at each other instead of eating it. The Queen becomes furious and calls the guards, who bring them to jail in double-decker buses. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward go to the jail cell to bail them out, and it is revealed to everyone that it was all part of the challenge- the crazy lady was never really the Queen, and that Mr. Krabs just wanted to tease and torture the gang more. But Mr. Krabs gives Pearl the win, which drives Sandy crazy once again. As soon as they get back on the plane, Sandy is given a strait-jacket to wear to prevent her from attacking Pearl.

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · June 21, 2013

I'm gonna finish off the remaining 3 right here right now.

Here's the completion of Around The World in 24 Episodes.

Episode 11 - "A Pharaoh Story"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

While Patrick is trying to seperate Sandy from attacking Pearl, (see last episode for the reason for that) SpongeBob asks Mr. Krabs where everyone is going now, and Mr. Krabs says EGYPT! Only Squidward is excited for the sightseeing of the Sphinx, and the old pyramids. Once everyone arrives in Egypt, Patrick goes into an Egyptian Voodoo shop and asks for a friendship ring. The owner acidentally sells Patrick an anti-friendship ring that you give to a friend that you want to leave you alone. Patrick unknowingly gives this ring to SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs announces that everyone has to build a pyramid. Suddenly, an Egyptian guard comes to Mr. Krabs and tells him that SpongeBob is needed. The guards take SpongeBob to an old ruin building, which has a picture of SpongeBob's great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather as the Pharaoh of Egypt. (Yes, I know some historical inaccuracies...) The guards tell SpongeBob that he is needed as the Pharaoh of Egypt. SpongeBob is so excited and gets his job started. Meanwhile, the others are building a pyramid, and while Squidward, Sandy and Patrick do all the work, Pearl just sits and reads her magazine. After the challenge, they all go to see where SpongeBob is, and they see that he is the Pharaoh of Egypt. When SpongeBob refuses to return to the challenges, Patrick tries to convince SpongeBob to come back. SpongeBob immediately dismisses all of them and bans them from Egypt. Mr. Krabs, upset that SpongeBob is gone, continues the competition with his 4 remaining competitors. When flying, Mr. Krabs realizes that he forgot to put gas in the blimp, and they all crash land in Israel, the country nearby.

What will happen next? Will SpongeBob come back? What will happen to SpongeBob and Patrick's friendship? Will the gang be stuck in the middle east forever? FIND OUT next time on...

Around The World in 24 Episodes!

Episode 12 - "Israeli Crash Land"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

12. Israeli Crash Land

After the gang's crash land in Israel without SpongeBob, Patrick figures that he doesn't want to give up and goes to find SpongeBob in Egypt. Pearl and Mr. Krabs check into a fancy hotel and crash a Bar Mitzvah, while Squidward goes sight-seeing through the Holy Land. Sandy decides to go with Patrick to Egypt. While wandering through the desert, Patrick and Sandy stop at a settlement to get some food. They go through the desert more, and finally get to Egypt. Meanwhile, Mr. Krabs makes friends with some high-class Israelis, and is pressured into giving Pearl a Bat-Mitzvah. (Bat is for girls, Bar is for boys, BTW) When Sandy and Patrick plead to SpongeBob to come back, SpongeBob realizes that his job as being a friend and a fry cook is more important than being the Pharaoh of a country. He goes to Israel with Patrick and Sandy, just in time for Pearl's Bat-Mitzvah. But when the Bat Mitzvah turns out to be an epic fail, the Israelis get mad at Mr. Krabs and Pearl. Squidward, though, eases them with some Jewish Folk music on the clarinet. Mr. Krabs, feeling generous today, gives Squidward points for today as they go back on the jet and Squidward gets to sit in first class. Things don't work for Pearl, though, who spends her first time out of specialty seating.

NEXT TIME....A relaxing day at the spa and some hardcore surf lessons seems nice until an unexpected drop into a volcano ruins their plans!

Episode 13 - "Mardi Blah"

Spoiler
AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 EPISODES!

1. Across The Universe

2. I Canada See For Miles

3. The Hunt For Red-Haired Leprechaun

4. The Rockies Horror Picture Snow

5. Sumo Enchanted Evening

6. When In Rome

7. Hollywood Heights

8. Tropic Blunder

9. Guardians Of Ga'Reece

10. Killer Queen

11. A Pharaoh Story

12. Israeli Crash Land

13. Mardi Blah

Mr. Krabs takes the gang to New Orleans in honor of Mardi Gras, but the only way that Mr. Krabs can get attention is if he makes a float, so he turns this into a contest. The best float gets to go in the parade! SpongeBob works dilligently on his float, while Patrick puts in no effort at all. Squidward decides to go into town to look for supplies, but is sucked into a Mardi Gras marching band and can't make his float. Sandy decides to make a science-themed float, but Mr. Krabs hates it. In the end, Mr. Krabs goes with Pearl's girly float. (But wait, that's not the end of the episode) Then, the gang is forced to sing in some musical numbers as part of Mardi Gras, but then, Pearl gets kidnapped! It takes a while, but everyone finally tracks her down. Mr. Krabs blames Squidward, because he was the only one who didn't build a float. Squidward's punishment is that he is strapped on the wing of the plane until they get to their next stop.

After this, DC-Dude practically vanished from TV.Com. This was his last fanfiction. His ware abouts are unknown, but we will miss him greatly.

Next time, we'll look into another famed creator's final work: SpongeBob and Squidward: Tool Buddies! created by Rae and Anas Rock.

xpfot · September 13, 2013

Spongebob Guy

Episode 1

Toxic Waste Gary

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob! Your 5 minutes late for work!

Spongebob: Sorry, but i was feeding Gary this new food, The Suprame Food for Snails!

Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB! THAT IS DANGEROUS! YOU SHOULD'NT BUYED IT!

Spongebob: Oops, but it said that it has extreme things so your pet can be happy forever!

Mr. Krabs: Well, get that piece of shit out of your house!

Spongebob: Ok. (walks away to home)

Mr. Krabs: WAIT! YOU FORGOT TO BEGIN WORKI

(theme song starts)

Spongebob: Im sorry Gary, but i have to throw this food away.

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs says that this food is dangerous, so i have to recall it back to the food company.

Gary: Meow. (walks away)

Spongebob: I wonder why Mr. Krabs thinks it's dangerous,

(reads back of can)

Spongebob: May contain toxic waste, do not feed unless removal is planned, Oh no!

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Im sorry Gary for waking you up but Oh my God! This can contains toxic waste! I feed it to you by mistake! Shit! I better cure you!

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Because you will turn in to a Toxic Monster!

Gary: Meow!

Spongebob: Lucky Sandy have's the cure! I will ask her!

Gary: Meow?

Spongebob: Im sorry Gary, but im going my self!

Gary: Meow. (walks away again)

Spongebob: (runs out of home) Sandy! Im coming to get the cure!

Narrator: The next morning.

Spongebob: (in a tired voice) Man, i did not know that Sandy's treedome took so long to run to.

(sees the treedome)

Spongebob: (opens door and gets helmet with water on) Ok, im here! Sandy!

Sandy: Spongebob! What are you doing here!

Spongebob: Sandy! I feed Gary this dangerous food called The Suprame Food for Snails!, now Gary is going to turn into a Toxic Monster! Stupid of myself! Do you have the cure!

Sandy: I have it, but it's hidden in my closet inside my treedome! You have to get it, Quick!

Spongebob: Ok!

(Spongebob walks through the rooms, he looks in the living room)

Spongebob: No.

(In the bathroom)

Spongebob: No.

(and in the lab)

Spongebob: No! Where is it!

(Spongebob stomps on a button, the button opens up a secret closet)

Spongebob: There it is!

(runs and gets cure potion)

Spongebob: Yes! I better get it to Sandy!

(runs out of treedome, and sees Sandy in a crazy position)

Sandy: There's not much time left Spongebob! He's here!

Toxic Monster Gary: ROARRRRRRR!

Spongebob: I got the potion, now open the door and get him!

Sandy: Ok! I hope this works!

(Sandy tries to open the door, but it's closed)

Sandy: Spongebob!

Spongebob: Sorry! But i locked it, so that Gary does not break fr

(Toxic Monster Gary breaks through the locked door)

Toxic Monster Gary: ROARRRRRRRRR!

Spongebob: Shit.

(Sandy and Spongebob both screams)

Spongebob: Im not sure about this, but this may be the end!

Sandy: It's say's that you can not put it when someone is near to you! This is the end! HELP!

Mr. Krabs: Not at my watch!

Sandy and Spongebob: Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Take this! Bad monster who used to be a cute small pet!

(Mr. Krabs attacks the Toxic Monster Gary by throwing money all over it)

Toxic Monster Gary: ROARRRRRRMeow!

Mr. Krabs: Got you!

Spongebob: Gary! Your back to normal!

Gary: Meow.

Spongebob: Mr. Krabs! How did you did that!

Mr. Krabs: I did it the way, the money way.

Sandy: But i did not read the pages 25 to 28 in the book How To Use Potions?

Mr. Krabs: Well it's 100 percent false!

Spongebob: Thanks Mr. Krabs for saving us! Let's all go now.

Mr. Krabs: But you have also learned a valueable lesson, never feed toxic waste to your pets.

Spongebob: Im sorry Mr. Krabs for doing that. I will never never do that again.

Sandy: And wait one dirty second, if Mr. Krabs said that he was late for work, Then why did Spongebob did not got to work in the first place!

(Mr. Krabs becomes angry and his face turns red.)

Spongebob: Well, uh, i don't know about it, uhhhhh.

Mr. Krabs: YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DID YOU NOT GO TO WORK! I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH A BIG HAMMER AND LATER SMASH YOU IN TO SMALL PIECES!

Sandy: And here it goes. (walks away to treedome)

(Credits starts)

THE END

**Old Man Jenkins** · December 25, 2013

Since it's Christmas and everything...

Episode 7: A Very Handsome Christmas

It was Christmas in Bikini Bottom, and Handsome Squidward brought not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket, a blanket of warmth everywhere he went. After his usual morning rituals we've already gone over in past episodes, he went into town to provide all the good little ugly people warmth through the hawtness that he embodies. Miles upon miles of people lined up to be in his presence in order to shelter from the cold.

LeFouBob: Wow Handsome Squidward, you're doing God's work here!

Handsome Squidward: Sponge that's Bob, have mercy! For you see, I am far more handsomer than he.

LeFouBob: You got that right!

After that rifling of Christians' feathers everywhere, Handsome Squidward and LeFouBob made their ways back home, Handsome Squidward making all the snow in his path melt from the sizzle of his heat he's packing. If there was one thing Handsome Squidward liked about winter, it was the fact that the cold makes his already perky nipples erect.

LeFouBob: Hope you you have a Merry Christmas, Handsome Squidward!

Handsome Squidward: Yes, and another Merry Its-The-Holidays-And-I'm-Still-Ugly to you too!

Handsome Squidward retreated to his inner sanctum where he partakes in his nightly rituals of looking at himself in the mirror before bed.

Handsome Squidward: Oh, reflection of me of which I see, who is as studly as can be?

Reflection of Perfection: Whooa mama, you are.

Handsome Squidward: Studly and what?

Reflection of Perfection: And you're gonna milk it into cheese!

Having had enough of the closest thing to actual good porn for him, Handsome Squidward decided to have his beauty sleep. It was Christmas Eve and all through Handsome Squidward's house, not an ugly creature was stirring, not even Handsome Squidward's admirers for they were all too busy gathering around LeFouBob's house to celebrate the yearly arrival of another god-like figure in Santa Claus. Every year the citizens would ask Santa for a cure to their Ugly, but alas for those poor unfortunate souls, not even Santa could make something of such magnitude in his magical workshop. They'll just have to accept the fact that they're just born that way. Handsome Squidward had trouble believing in Santa, for he simply could not believe that such a fat, old and unsightly man could bring these people so much hope, as much as someone as handsome as he is can bring. Handsome Squidward never felt the need to ask Santa for anything, because he already had everything he ever wanted and could have more just by sharing a passing glance.

But suddenly, a stumble could be heard coming from the living room, awakening Handsome Squidward.

Handsome Squidward: Who dares interrupt MY beauty sleep?

Handsome Squidward threw on his leotard and made his way to the living room in slow motion as the fan girls squeal. He descended the stairs to see a fat, old and unsightly man putting some Old Spice products in the leotards that Handsome Squidward just so happens to hang around his house. That needs no explanation because he's handsome.

Handsome: Stop right there you fat old man, and turn that neck if you can!

And to Handsome Squidward's shock, the fat man actually did manage to turn his head back without having to move his entire body.

Fat Man: Ho! Ho!...HO?

Right as the fat man caught sight of his handsomeness, his heart began racing and he started losing breath. He grabbed his chest before toppling down onto the floor, foaming at the mouth. Handsome Squidward called LeFouBob over and asked him for his opinion on these developments.

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward, do you know who this?!

Handsome Squidward: The better question is, does he know who I am considering the trouble he'd be getting into trying to break and enter my inner sanctum?

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward, your devilish good looks gave Santa an unspecified medical disorder!

Handsome Squidward: Can you blame him? You should know that you people tend to have that affect on me.

LeFouBob: I know! I learned from my first ten trips to the hospital. What should we do?

Handsome Squidward: What should WE do? What should I do? If this fat, unsightly, old man is who you think he is, then I must give you people something handsomer to believe in.

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward, you don't mean-

Handsome Squidward: Unlike you, I've been around the world http://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/wink.png And unlike you, I've had my way with many, many people. I've got this, LeFou. Do what you can here. I'll do what I must.

Handsome Squidward leaves LeFouBob to tend to that fat by as he heads out to Santa's sleigh, appalled by this unsightly form of transport.

Handsome Squidward: So not sexy.

And with those words, Handsome Squidward made his way around the world on his own, giving all the ugly people in the world the greatest of all, his visage. Every house he visited, Handsome Squidward bestowed upon them his signature five second poses, getting everybody's hopes up in the process. Even the poor, little, invalid Tiny Tim was blessed enough to have an audience with his handsomeness.

Tiny Tim: Mommy! Daddy! Santa's here! Santa's here!

Tiny Tim brought his parents downstairs to see quite the sight to behold.

Bob Cratchit: Why son, that's not Santa.

Tiny Tim: Its not?

Mrs. Cratchit: Of course not, you silly, little thing you. It's Handsome Squidward!

Handsome Squidward: And accepting that as fact is only half the battle!

And with a wink and a fart, Handsome Squidward ascended back up the chimney like a dart, bestowing upon Mrs. Cratchit the best orgasm she ever had. For Bob Cratchit, a renewed libido, no more Viagara for him! And for poor, little, Tiny Tim, the ability to walk again but more importantly, his first boner.

Handsome Squidward eventually arrived at a small Canadian town, better known as Waterloo, where he was greeted by Little Waterloo Who, who was no more than two. Gazing upon Handsome Squidward gave her the gift to walk up-straight and speak perfect English and in complete sentences despite being only a year old.

Little Waterloo Who: Handsome Squidward, why are you in my house? Why?

Handsome Squidward never entertained the young'ns before, so he opted to take her back into her room and laid her in bed. One year-old Little Waterloo Who would come out of this experience a woman. Fully grown. The three words that best describes Handsome Squidward are as followed and I quote, "Damn! Fine! Hunk!" Be they naughty or nice, Handsome Squidward popped boners and cherries every house he visited, more so the naughty ones.

After making his way around the world yet again, he finally returned to Bikini Bottom to once again give the Bottomites the gift of his presence before making his way to the hospital to pay the fat man a visit.

LeFouBob: What's the prognosis, Handsome Squidward?

Handsome Squidward: Prognosis?

Handsome Squidward looked at his LeFou up and down, confused.

Handsome Squidward: Prognosis...Which hole do you want to to take it in?

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward! Not THAT kind of prognosis!

Handsome Squidward facepalms himself sexily.

Handsome Squidward: Oh right, prognosis! Prognosis. It appears he was hit by the ugly stick pretty hard all his life.

LeFouBob: How long does he have, Handsome Squidward?

Handsome Squidward: We must put in my hands now, you poor, ugly thing you.

LeFouBob starts breaking down as Handsome Squidward approaches Santa's bedside. Santa looked to be in really bad shape, after all, his diet seems to only consist of cookies. Santa's heart rate is slow and was coming in and out of consciousness. Santa stirred around, eyes squinting. He turned to see Handsome Squidward at his side, looking down on him like he looks down on all the ugly people in the world. Santa's eyes widened, his heart rate began racing on the monitor and something pointy began protruding through his hospital blanket at his waist.

Santa: Ho Ho Handsome!

Santa said with hearts in his eyes.

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward, you did it! You saved him!

Handsome Squidward and his LeFou accompanied Santa back to the North Pole.

Santa: Handsome Squidward, you saved Christmas and my life and for that, I am forever grateful to you.

Handsome Squidward: You weren't already?!

Santa: You should meet the Mrs.

Handsome Sauidward: Santa, look at your wife. Look at me. Look back at your wife. Now back to me. What is this I'm holding in my hand?

Santa: A cherry?

Handsome Squidward: Your wife's cherry.

Handsome Squidward pops the cherry in his sexual suction cups.

Handsome Squidward: I popped it.

Santa: What a ho ho ho!

LeFouBob: Handsome Squidward bless us, everyone!

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · November 27, 2014

To breath life into this thing...

Gary The Snail’s Undersea Special!

Episode 28- Gary’s Thanksgiving Feast

Gary: Hey Howdy Hey! Welcome to A Gary The Snail Undersea Special!

*Horn*

GARY’S THANKSGIVNG FEAST

*fade-out*

Gary: Hello.

Bill: Shhh.

Gary: Oh sorry.

Gary: We’re having a Thanksgiving Feast right now.

Gary: It’s where we eat a lot and be thankful for each other.

Mother Snail: Now then, Gary, what are you thankful for?

Gary: I’m thankful for this feast and that we’re all here today.

Mother Snail: Very nice son. Now Bill, what are you thankful.

Bill: I’m thankful for all this food, dawg!

Mother Snail: Wonderful.

Mother Snail: Now then, Snellie…

Gary (Whispering): This might take a while. How ‘bout you watch a short while we finish up.

*fade-out*

A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT!

Episode 28a. Gobble Gobble!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

*Turkey walks away*

Mother Snail: *humming*

Gary: Hello Mother.

Mother Snail: Hello Gary.

Gary: Is there anything I can do?

Mother Snail: Could you go capture the turkey?

ZOOOM!

*We see Gary in a hunter outfit with a net*

Gary: Oh Turkey…Come out come out wherever you are!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble?

Gary: Gotcha!

Gary: Huh?

*Pans to the Other Side of the room*

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

Gary: There yah are.

*Gary runs to catch him*

BAM!

Gary: Ow.

Gary: Look’s like this Turkey is tougher to catch than I thought. *ponders*

*Fade-out and in*

*We see Gary tip-toeing trying to find the Turkey*

Gary: Shhh. Be Very Very Quiet. I’m hunting Turkeys. Huhhhhh.

*Gary continues to tip-toe*

Gary: *Surprised*

SHHOOSH!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble!

BAM!

Gary: Argh.

*Fade-out and in*

Gary: *sets Acme Bomb down*

Gary: *rubs hands together*

ZOOM!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

ZOOMM!

KABOOM!

Gary: *stomping*

*fade-out and in*

Gary: *Lights Cannon*

ZOOM!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

ZOOM!

*The cannon turns around and faces Gary*

KABOOM!

Gary: *Coughs*

*fade-out and in*

Gary: THAT’S IT!

Gary: 2 HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH!

SWOOSH!

BAM!

Gary: Oh please Turkey! Just get in the net! We can just end this now!

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

*fade-out and in*

Mother Snail: Oh! There you are Gary! Just in time!

Mother Snail: Alright, give me the Turkey.

Turkey: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Gary: *looks at Turkey and Oven repeataly*

Gary: No.

Mother Snail: What? Why not?!

Gary: This turkey deserves to live.

*Gary let’s Turkey out of net*

Mother Snail: Well if we don’t have a Turkey than what are we going to eat?

*Cues to Outside*

*We see Mother Snail, Gary, and Turkey doing the cha cha to Joe’s*

EAT AT JOE’S!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

*fade-in*

Mother Snail: Alright Everyone! Eat up!

*We here everyone chowing down*

Gary: Oh hey. Welcome back. We’re finally eat dinner.

Bill: Correction: Gigantic Feast.

Gary: Yeah Yeah Whatever.

Snobby: Hey, could someone please pass the Mashed Potatoes?

Snellie: Sure Snobby.

*Snellie goes over to the Mashed Potatoes*

Snellie: *surprised*

Snellie:…Um…There is no more.

All: What??!!!

Mother Snail: Oh dear.

Mother Snail: Gary, I’m gonna go get some more.

Mother Snail: *kisses Gary*

Mother Snail: I’ll be back soon.

*Slams door*

Gary: Ok then.

Gary: While we wait for this escapade to end, here’s another cartoon short.

*fade-out*

A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT!

Episode 28b. Don’t Let The Turkey Get Out!

Mother Snail: Oh Gary!

Gary: Yes Mother?

Mother Snail: Can you make sure The Turkey doesn’t get out!

Gary: I’m busy!

Mother Snail: Sigh.

Bill Snail: *whistles*

Mother Snail: Bill. Please. Help me.

Bill: What is it?

Mother Snail: Can you make sure the Turkey doesn’t get out, Please?

Bill:…

Mother Snail: Good.

Mother Snail: I’ll be back soon Bye! *Slams door*

Bill: What just happened?

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

Bill: Well, Turkey. Looks like I have to make sure you don’t escape.

Turkey: Gobble Gobble.

*Walks outside*

Bill: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ZOOM!

*Bill drags Turkey back in the house*

Bill: No no no. Stay in. Not out.

Turkey: Gobble. *points out*

Bill: In.

Turkey: Gobble.

Bill: IN.

Turkey: GOBBLE.

Bill: INNNNNNNNNNNN.

Turkey: GOBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!

*Bill flies away from the scream of the Turkey and bangs into wall*

Bill: Ugh. Sigh. Ok, what do you want so that you’ll stay inside?

ZOOM!

Turkey: *flips page of magazine*

Turkey: Gobble. *points at Picture*

Bill: A rubber ball? Well, that seems fine enough.

DING DONG.

Man: Sign here.

*Bill signs*

Man: Here you are.

*Car drives away*

Bill: There. Now will you stay in?

Turkey: *flips page*

Turkey: Gobble. *points to picture*

Bill: A HOTTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Oh no no no no. That’s too much…

Turkey: *puts foot outside*

Bill: Sigh. Fine.

100 ITEMS LATER

Bill: *Pants* Ok. *pants* Now will you stay inside?!

Turkey: *Pulls out picture*

Turkey: Gobble.

Bill: YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO COME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: NO. I CAN’T…

Turkey: *steps outside*

Bill: Sigh. Fine.

1 PHONE CALL LATER

Bill: Gary’s mom is gonna kill me.

*Door creaks open*

Mother Snail: Oh Bill…

Mother Snail: *Surprised*

Mother Snail: BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Hey, you told me to keep him inside, and the only way was to give him stuff.

Turkeys: Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble!

Mother Snail: Ohhhh. *Faints*

Bill: Gary’s mom? Hello? Hello?

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

Gary: Oh hey. Welcome back.

Gary: Well, we solved our little escaped.

All: *chewing*

Gizmo: Oh, I don’t feel so good.

*Gizmo pukes all over the table*

All: Oh ew.

Mother Snail: Ohhhhhhhhh! *Faints*

Gary (Talking Fast): Ok, while we clean up this mess and get my Mom back to concenious, here’s another cartoon short…CUE THE SHORT NOW!

*Fade-out*

A GARY THE SNAIL’S UNDERSEA SHORT!

Episode 28c. A Thanksgiving Feast

WELCOME TO A THANKSGIVING FEAST

Gary: Oh, Mah. This wonderful dinner is delicious!

Mother Snail: Well, Thank you darnling.

Gary: Mother? How did Thanksgiving originate?

Mother Snail: Well…

Father Snail: Well, it’s simple son. The Indians became friends with the Pilgrims and they ate a big feast!

Mother Snail: Father! That’s not all of it!

Mother Snail: Let me tell you the real story son.

Mother Snail: A long time ago, Pilgrims came aboard The Mayflower, which was a ship.

Gary: Was the ship built in May and made with Flowers?

Mother Snail: No, it was just the name of the ship.

Mother Snail: Anyways, they landed at a place called Plymouth Rock.

Gary: Was that the name of a rock?

Mother Snail: As a matter of fact, yes.

Mother Snail: Anyways, the Pilgrims set up camp at the place.

Mother Snail: But most starved and died due to causes beyond their control.

Gary: Like Bears?

Mother Snail:…Maybe.

Mother Snail: Anyways, a group of people called the Indians came along and helped out the Pligrims.

Mother Snail: Later that month, the Pilgrims and Indians engaged in the Very First Thanksgiving.

Mother Snail: And that’s how Thanksgiving Originated.

*Silence/Pause*

Audience: Yay!!!!!!!!!

Fish 1: Beautiful!

Fish 2: A Masterpiece!

Fish 3: An Art at it’s working!

Fish Talent Agent: Hey Guys! That was great! I’m gonna make this a Worldwide Tour! I’ll call yah later! Bye!

*Fish walks away*

Gary: This was a play?

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

Gary: Well, this escapade has been solved.

Gary: And it looks like we’re out of time too.

Gary: So, from all of us to all of you…

All: HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

THE END!

FADE TO BLACK

March 9, 2015

this thread is a genius idea

SBC: The Dome RETURN HYPE

1: The Beginning

(We see rev up those fryers in a hotel)

rev: Ah, I think I've had enough SBM for now. Time to go to SBC again.

(rev walks to the lobby)

rev: I'll check out now.

ssj: You can't. You're a member here.

rev: Oh yeah. I forgot. Whatever, I'll come back later.

ssj: Members these days, yeesh.

(cut to SBC)

rev: Ah, SBC. The other place. The place of all places. So appealing. So-

CNF: Do you mind?

rev: Uh, sorry.

Aquatic Nuggets: SBC, all of SBC, something very bad is happening. Leave SBC now. I have got reports of viruses invading and the host keeps giving 404 errors. The ESB and SBFW links are no longer on the SBU page. I STRONGLY URGE YOU TO LEAVE NOW.

jjs: I can't do that! I work here!

Nuggets: JUST LEAVE! ALL OF YOU!

teenj: Actually I want to stay but-

(Half of SBC starts to get covered by a giant dome)

BobSponge PantsSquare: See ya. I'm going to SBM now.

imrustyokay: Me too.

mightymaxvspollypocket: and me too.

ooooooofy: and me

(only a tiny crack is still open)

voice from far away: WAIT! NOOO!

(dome shuts)

rev: Of course when I go to SBC, this happens.

Nuggets: Well, you didn't listen and now we're all stuck here. Forever.

Halibut: Who's still here?

Nuggets: A long list. jjs, Sauce Mama, Halibut, BeachBob95, Blastronaut, Bubblerock, Butters, Chrdrenkmann, TheOpenWindowManiac, crushingmayhem, Steel_Sponge, Santa Dog, Takhomask, spongeboblover, EVSPONGEFAN, Hayden, Sheen, Jack Spicer, Wumbo, teenj, Clappy, Fat Lenny, CNF, Man Ray, Metal Snake, Mark Chang, hilaryfan80, NegiSpongie, Not Omair, Old Man Jenkins, PeidaBarry, Person, JCM, Cha, rev, Doctor Sex, sbnator20, SOF, terminoob, ThatSpongeBoy, Trophy, tvguy347, William Leonard and me.

Halibut: Wow, that's a lot more than I expected.

SOF: But how will we survive, if the resources to survive are out of SBC?

Nuggets: That I cannot answer.

rev: Oh no. I'm doomed.

4EverGreen · March 10, 2015

I am fully intending on finishing my latest "Total Cartoon Action" episode...just not tonight! But until then, I've decided to re-run what I consider to be one of the BEST "Total Cartoon Island" episodes I've ever written; and it is a COMPLETELY original challenge in the episode! Be sure to read my latest episodes, and maybe give me some constructive feedback! /

"Sink or Surf" Sniz is on the Dock and says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, the campers had to go ghost hunting, searching for 2 real ghosts among 9 fakes. Stimpy caught the real Box Ghost out of sheer luck, and Otto caught the real Ember out of sheer skill and cunning! Not only that, but Otto even made Angelica agree to go on a date with him, much to Angelica's utter hatred and disgust for him. Even though Angelica wanted off the island REALLY badly, Otto told the other campers to vote Suzie Carmichael off instead, convincing them that she would be a threat to them against their chances of winning. Otto might have gotten what he wanted in getting to date Angelica, but is he going to regret ever getting it if Angelica has anything to say about it? Find out today on Total Cartoon Island!" /

In the early sun-lit hours of the morning, Reggie Rocket is practicing her surfing moves in the waters around the island. Rocko, who is interested in anything that Reggie does, decides to go down to the shore to take a closer look. As Reggie is jumping and flipping with her surfboard, Rocko calls out and says: "Do you mind if I throw a shrimp on the Barbie and take a spin on the lake myself?" Reggie says: "Not at all, Rocko!" Rocko says: "If you say so, my Sheila! But I must tell you that I'm quite the dingo rustler of waves down in Australia!" Reggie says: "I'm not worried; I'm always looking for some competition." Rocko says: "All right then! Here I come!" And Rocko grabs his home-made surf-board and jumps on the unusually bumpy surface of the lake which is actually getting some wave action! As Rocko gets his bearings, he asks: "Reggie, do you think the lake is experiencing unusually rough conditions today?" Reggie says: "I wouldn't know. I do most of my surfing near Ocean Shores, California." Rocko says: "Well, it's just that lakes usually don't get the circular current needed to whip up waves, surf, or swells! So I guess what I want to know is, why is the lake acting so differently today?"

Sniz walks on the beach, takes out a mega-phone and says: "I'm glad you asked; my marsupial wallaby. The action the lake is seeing is all part of what the camper's challenge is going to be today! I was going to tell every camper to get some practice in, but I see you're already ahead of the curb on that one!" Rocko shouts: "Naturally! Australia is a day ahead of most of the western hemisphere of Earth!" Sniz says: "Anyways, you need to come ashore to hear the rules of this new challenge!" In her cabin, Angelica is looking with anger at the great love Rocko and Reggie are sharing with each other. Norbert says: "Isn't it just great how Rocko and Reggie have formed such a perfect partnership? It reminds me of the bond that I share with Treeflower. Her beauty is unmatched anywhere by anyone, and I speak the truth from my own personal viewpoint." Patty says: "I know what you mean. I keep thinking about Dylan--I mean, Doug and the bond he shares with me!"

Angelica snaps and angrily says: "Love bonds?! How DARE you talk to me about such a thing?! You know what good love has done for me?! Bupkis! That jerk of a skater boy named Otto Rocket forced me to go on the first and WORST date of my LIFE! All he ever does is TALK!!!! If I wanted to go on a date with a boy, I'd go on a date with my own cousin!" Stimpy says: "Angelica, don't you think you're over-reacting a bit? I think you should learn how to relax." Angelica yells: "Relax?! I've never been more relaxed in all my life! If I were any MORE relaxed, I'd be DEAD!!!!" Sandy says: "For crying out loud, would you SHUT UP already?! All you've ever done the entire time you've been here is whine, moan, and complain about how you hate both the island and Otto Rocket. So, unless you're ready to start being active instead of re-active, I suggest going on the Internet and complaining!" Angelica says: "Oh, so you WANT me to be active? Don't worry, I can be plenty active! And you're going to see what can happen when I AM active!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "I have several goals in life I want to accomplish, and falling in love on this Island is by FAR NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! Otto thinks he's so clever in getting a date with me, but he's going to be sorry he ever WENT on a date with me! I've got a doctorate in humiliation and revenge! I think it's high time I show Otto what happens when someone tries to mess with me, and I think I'll start by hitting Otto where it hurts the most! Since nothing I've said and/or done to Otto directly seems to bother him, I think I'll attempt the more sneaky approach, and go for his sister Reggie instead! I'll eliminate Reggie Rocket and frame Otto for doing it! It will make Otto seem like the villain, and it will get Otto to stop trying to hang out with me! Watch out Otto, because today, winning for me is inevitable! You can say good-bye to the complaining, non-active, bossy Angelica, and hello to the aggressive, take-no-prisoners, I mean business Angelica!" (End confessional) Sniz has all the campers gathered on the beach, either dressed in swim-wear or in Spongebob's, Norbert's, and Rocko's case, just their natural selves. Sniz says: "Campers, here's the challenge you're going to be facing today. You're going to face off in a surfing challenge!"

Otto says: "Sports and surf! Now you're talking my language!" Sniz continues: "Here's how it works. First, you will either produce or make a surf-board of your own, and you can build it and trick your board out anyway you see fit. The boards will be judged on functionality and overall coolness design. Second, you will all race on the lake in a circle course of 5 miles, avoiding various obstacles and accomplishing a few goals. #1, you must follow the route marked by the lake buoys. #2, you must ring the bell at every mile check-point to verify that you've been there. #3, you each have different colored flags that you must keep with you at all times. And of course, you must not let your surfboard break. Anyone who crosses the finish line accomplishing all these goals will automatically be saved from elimination. There are only two possible methods for elimination; failure to accomplish 1 of the 4 goals, or coming in last in the surfing race. Whichever one happens to a camper first, is the camper who will get the boot; so this is an automatic elimination competition! This is more than a race, this is a challenge made possible thanks to the magic of Jorgen Von Strangle, who has stirred up some fairy power to make the conditions of the lake to feel more like an ocean, and give you campers a significantly harder challenge than you would've had otherwise! So, I wish you the best of luck, you're going to need it!"

(Confessional) Stimpy says: "I haven't spent much time surfing, but when I do go surfing, I try to have fun because I know I'm not an expert when it comes to handling surfboards. I really don't care if I come in 1st, I just want to make it past the 5 miles and make a decent showing. My goal is to win this game show fair and square; because that's the way a TRUE camper wins things!" / Spongebob says: "I'm on home territory in the sport of surfing. I've spent most of my life in the ocean, and have experienced every type of surfing condition known to sea critters! I think I'm going to dominate this challenge!" / Norbert says: "I'm quite the beach master myself. Daggett is TERRIBLE at surfing and other ocean sports, but I have a really easy time with it! Not only do I do well with inland water sports challenges, I also excel at ocean water sports challenges as well!" / Sandy says: "I ain't never seen a wave too big or too ornery for me to master! When I ride Tsunamis, they tremble with fear when I get on them, because they know there's nothing they can do to get rid of me! Once I start surfing, I can't be stopped by anything that is within my path! I'm strong, rough, and Texas tough, and any water that tries to get the better of me, is going to be sorry it ever tried!" (End confessional)

Angelica whispers to Patty and says: "Miss Mayonnaise, we need to have a talk!" Patty says: "Sure, Angora, what do you want to talk about?" Angelica yells: "Why you STUPID LITTLE--!!"--then quickly realizes her grievous error, and Angelica calmly says: "--I mean, my sweet Patty Mayonnaise, I require your help in winning this challenge, because Alliance members help Alliance members out in challenges, right?" Patty says: "Sure, I guess so." Angelica says: "Perfect! I want you to spy on the surfboard designs that Reggie Rocket is making, copy them, and bring them back to me so that I can modify them and perfect them for my OWN surfboard! Then, using Otto's tools, you're going to use some plans that I've drawn up to 'modify' Reggie's surf-board for the surfing challenge." Patty says: "You want me to help you in helping out one of your rivals?" Angelica gets a devious look and says: "Why wouldn't I want to help Reggie out? The challenge wouldn't be interesting otherwise. And I certainly like my challenges to be interesting, don't you Patty?" Patty says: "Of course." Angelica says: "Then hop to it! Those designs aren't going to spy on themselves, and I don't have all day to make my surfboard!"

(Confessional) Patty says: "Lately, it seems that all Angelica can think about is the relationships that other campers have and the effect those relationships they have on her. For instance, in the past week or so, Angelica has been speaking nonsense about how couples are the worst thing to appear on game-shows since lifelines. Personally, I think she's joking around because NOBODY would intentionally try to break loving couples up, especially during a game show! Besides, I'm not naive enough to think that Angelica would try to do something like that! She's always known better in every other challenge that we've been in!" / Angelica says: "Patty is SO trusting! If I weren't using her, she could practically be my cousin! She has no idea that my designs for Reggie Rocket's board are intentionally full of flaws! My plan is that the surfboard I design for Reggie will break apart during the race! And when she doesn't finish, she will automatically get eliminated! And Otto's tools will get Otto framed for it! Wouldn't Patty be surprised if she had the idea that I could be so devious?!" / Patty says: "Okay, maybe I am a LITTLE naive, but Angelica has always been trustworthy to me before...that I KNOW of!" /

Angelica says: "I wouldn't trust Patty as far as I can throw her, and that's not far at all! There are two kinds of people in this world. Leaders like me, and sheep. And Patty is a major sheep, BAAA!!!! Still, she's still useful to me, so I'll keep her for now. And when she ceases to be useful, I'll dump her. All that matters is immunity. Invincibility is everything!" (End confessional) Patty is watching through binoculars on what Reggie is making with Rocko. A walkie-talkie on her hip begins to buzz. Angelica's voice talks through it and says: "Princess One to Empty Head, Princess One to Empty Head, do you copy?" Patty says: "I copy, but why is my codename Empty Head again?" Angelica says: "Because my codename is Princess One! How are your studies of Reggie's designs coming along?" Patty says: "Her design is good, REALLY good! I don't see how you could improve on her perfection!" Angelica says: "You just worry about making your own surfboard, and leave Reggie's re-designed surf-board to me." Patty says:" Roger, Angelica; over and out." /

Sandy is polishing up her surfboard, and Spongebob says: "Wow, Sandy. You've really out-done yourself in out-doing yourself!" Sandy says: "Thank you, Spongebob! I call it the Texas Titan! It's got the latest state of the art technological advances! Titanium sails, jet propellers, oars, paddles, fans, GPS navigational system, and a fully loaded DVD system on a 44 inch plasma Digital TV that receives 900 channels!" Spongebob says: "Sandy, you're incredible!" Sandy says: "I know, everyone says that." Spongebob says: "Well, does everyone say they love you? Because I do." Sandy stops examining her surfboard details and says: "You do what, now?" Spongebob says: "I love you, Sandy. I've always loved you. I've pined for you ever since the day I met you. I may act like a goof sometimes, but I want you to know that I always did it in good fun, and thought that maybe you might like to join in my antics once in a while for yourself." Sandy says: "Spongebob, you're really cute. But I think that you and I both know that you haven't, aren't, and won't ever be ready to have a serious relationship! You don't have the slightest concept about the way the world works, and you can't take anything that anybody says at face value. You don't know how to be an adult man." Spongebob says: "But Sandy--!"

Sandy interrupts and says: "I work hard, you goof off. You take everything for granted, and I know everything comprehensibly possible by a Squirrel with a 192 IQ. What can you do for me that I can't do myself? You're not bright enough to know how to be an adult, and I'm far too smart to think that you ever could be. You're out of your league if you think you stand a chance to be with me." (Confessional) Spongebob slightly cries and says: "What I don't understand is, how Sandy can be so smart and yet so neglectful at the same time? I have feelings just like she does, and I'm not stupid! I'm not! I go to Boating School, I work at the Krusty Krab, I've stopped Plankton's plots too many times to count, and I help Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy save the day on a semi-regular basis! And I know how to take care of a pet snail, blow bubbles, and catch jellyfish! I can do so much stuff! And that's stuff that Sandy Cheeks never does! If she's so smart, she'd do fun stuff with me, and not just blow it off without even trying it! Well, I'd rather be happy and not be that intelligent then to be that smart and not even care when someone hurts the feelings of the one they love! Why can't Sandy be happy with me the way I am? I just want to be respected and loved for the way I am, not the way others would want me to be!" (End confessional)

After Spongebob's confession ends, Patty goes up to Angelica Pickles to share what was seen of Reggie Rocket's board. Angelica says: "What's the verdict, Patty?" Patty says: "Her board will be built to last in functionality, relative coolness, and overall aerodynamic design. We can't improve upon it." Angelica says: "Who said we were going to improve upon it?! We're going to sabotage it!" Patty says: "Sabotaging?! But that's like, cheating!" Angelica says: "DUH!!!! It's only cheating if you get CAUGHT! Besides, you want to go to the Final Three, don't you?! You want to get a share of $150,000 don't you?" Patty says: "Yes, but--." Angelica interrupts: "Then use Otto's tools and make the modifications I have outlined to make Reggie's board unstable. And above all, be discreet! I DON'T want anybody to see what you're doing!" (Confessional) Patty says: "Angelica really seems to be going overboard with her whole wanting to win thing. I know I said that I would be loyal to her alliance. But lately, I'm just not sure. What kind of a person would ask her best friend to sabotage a fellow contestant's surfboard? Why can't Angelica just let me race on my own? I'd rather win or lose fair and square than win based on a lie." /

Angelica says: "A quitter never cheats, and a cheater never quits! I NEVER quit, and I never LOSE! I'm going to employ every dirty trick in the book in order to win this game, and as long as I'm sabotaging Reggie's board, I'm going to mess with Sandy's board so that when she tries to use the motor on that board, it will explode and send her into the water where she'll tread in the lake for hours! I'm going to take this game by the horns and wrestle it to the ground! My mother told me that there's only one way for a girl to get ahead in the world! To take what I can, WHEN I can, and let nobody stand in my way! And if Otto tries to stand in my way, or if Patty tries to develop a backbone, I will make them the OBJECT of my vengeance, and make them suffer like they've never suffered before! That's not just a promise, that's a guarantee!" (End confessional) Rocko goes up to inspect Reggie's board. Rocko says: "Your design is absolutely top notch! Have you been making surfboards for long?" Reggie says: "A full decade to be precise. It's funny, but surfing is almost like second nature to me. My dad always told me that I seem more at home on the ocean than I do walking on land. I'm really graceful handling the waves. But sometimes, I can be a real klutz on land."

Rocko says: "I don't think you're a klutz. You might be a little uncoordinated at times, but that doesn't make me love you any less." Reggie says: "You mean to tell me that you don't mind if I accidentally trip or fall down every other day?" Rocko says: "I'm saying that I want to be there to help you back up. You're a good girl who obeys the rules, plays fair and square, and you always seem to have a cheerful disposition. It's those qualities that have attracted me to you. What qualities attract you to me?" Reggie says: "Well, you're honest, kind-hearted, you always know how to be yourself, and you always express your opinions in a sincere, respectful way." Rocko says: "That's amazing! We both like each other for our inner qualities rather than how the other looks on the outside!" Reggie says: "Looks aren't everything. Take my brother, Otto for instance. He might seem like a lean, mean, shredding machine. But back at Ocean Shores, he's a pretty decent guy. We might be a little competitive, but that's just how we were raised. Dad encourages us to be good sports, and to perform any sport we play in at 110%." Rocko says: "Well, for as long as I've known you here, you certainly have enough moves and skills to go far in this challenge. I look forward to racing with you today."

Lil runs up to them and says: "Hey you two! Want to check out MY cool surfboard?!" Reggie says: "Lil, you really don't have to show us your--." Lil says: "Come on! Take a look at it! I want your honest opinion!" Rocko says: "Why don't we check her surfboard out? I mean, our surfboards aren't going to go anywhere." Reggie says: "And besides, if we get a look at her surfboard, we'll know how good we have to perform if we want to beat her!" So Rocko and Reggie get up to inspect Lil's board. Patty comes out of hiding and goes up to work on Reggie's board. Patty says: "They're gone! I guess it's now or never. Still, I really wish I didn't have to do this. It seems so wrong. Oh, Reggie; I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me, but Angelica told me that I needed to do this to prove my friendship to her." And Patty, wearing black leather gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints, begins using Otto's tools to make adjustments to Reggie's board that will make it structurally unsound.

(Confessional) Angelica says: "Nothing says instant immunity like the sound of me winning the challenge and Otto getting blamed for Reggie's elimination! Plus, messing with super-perfectionist Sandy Cheeks by turning her from a cocky, gloating, glory hog, into a screaming, whiny, pathetic wet squirrel will only be a bonus for me! It's a good thing I learned that despite Sandy's entire life of living in the ocean, she actually can't swim! This is my day of glory!" (End confessional) Finally, the building of all the boards is completed, and it is time to have them judged. Sniz says: "It's time to award points for coolness! Reggie, your Catalina Cruiser is bright, light in design, and will most certainly prove to be a great racer!" Reggie says: "Naturally. I've spent several summers helping my dad work the Surf Shack. I know a thing or 2,000 about surfboards!" Sniz says: "And Patty, you certainly made an interesting choice with the Patty Paddle. I never would've thought to design a surfboard around a hamburger." Patty says: "It fits my character. I mean, mayonnaise goes into sandwiches, but I've never seen sandwiches go into the ocean. I think Patty's have more potential then they're given credit for." Sniz says: "And Spongebob, what do you call YOUR design?" Spongebob says: "The Spongebob Square board!"

Sniz says: "Well, I get the name. But using a square piece of wood and simply coloring it yellow? That's the best you could do? No offense, but that's really lame." Spongebob sighs and says: "No offense taken, I guess." Sniz says: "And Lil, your surfboard is positively wild!" Lil says: "Well, nothing says wild like a Gothic inspired number featuring gargoyles, demons, imps, and fire on my Devil Dancer 6000!" Sniz says: "And Rocko, I didn't know you were a fan of outer space travel. But you've really surprised me with your space ship design." Rocko says: "Mate, it's not a space ship, it's a rocket. This is my Rocko Rocket 4000 to be precise. A number inspired by my one true love, Reggie Rocket." Sniz says: "Well, that's a boring story. Sweet, but boring. And Norbert, what is your Beaver creation called?" Norbert says: "The DAM Torpedo 3000! It combines my knowledge of building dams with the speed of a torpedo!" Sniz says: "Now that's a surfboard that's actually creative!" Otto says: "And what exactly is MY board?! Chopped liver?!" Sniz says: "Of course not. Your Hawk shaped design is both impressive and inventive!" Otto says: "Isn't it? The Mach Hawk, dedicated to my idol Tony Hawk, was built to fly on the water faster then any other board and take names!" Sniz says: "So what other names is it taking? Ha, ha; ha! Just kidding Otto! And Angelica, what is your little motorized number called?"

Angelica says: "The Pink Princess Sweet 16. My TOTALLY 'original' design is pretty, functional, intelligent, beautiful, and it weighs only two ounces!" Norbert says: "Like her brain!" Angelica says: "Zip it, Beaverette!" Sniz says: "And Sandy, I think you've made a surfboard to end ALL surfboards!" Sandy says: "Nothing is too big or too impressive for me to build! My Texas Titan is going to kick butt! Don't mess with the squirrel!" Sniz says: "I wouldn't dream of it. And Stimpy, I'm surprised you made a board for this competition. I thought cats hated the water." Stimpy says: "That's a common misconception. There are actually some cats that live to catch their food IN the water, they get wet all the time, and they're actually some pretty good cat swimmers. And I know it might not be much, but I did build the Red Cat all by myself. Just the basics, a good old-fashioned design built with a lot of skill, patience and practice." Sniz says: "And who can argue with the end results? You did a good job going retro. Well, it looks like pretty much everybody has made a cool-looking surfboard. But coolness means nothing if it doesn't race very well! The second part of the challenge will begin immediately!"

(Confessional) Reggie says: "I just want to say that I've practically got this race in the bag! I've won Ocean Shores Junior Surfing Race Competition every year for the past 10 years, and I've never lost a single surfing challenge that I've entered yet! There might be a 1st time for everything, but today is a day that I don't plan on losing!" / Norbert says: "Daggett, if you're watching this, I just want to say that I'm totally going to OWN this challenge! And Treeflower, if YOU'RE watching this, I just want to say that I'm racing to the best of my abilities, to win for you." / Otto says: "Building is in my blood, and racing is too. I have never met a skateboard, surfboard, or snowboard around that I couldn't improve upon or build better, or make it look better than it was before! And not only do I make those boards cooler, I also make them faster! These lake waves are going to get TOTALLY shredded!" / Stimpy says: "It would be great if I could win. Sure, I only have 10% chance of winning right now, but I certainly do my best with the odds I have right now. Even so, I won't be a poor sport if I lose. All of the other campers are good sports and deserve to win the money as much as I do; except for Angelica, because she's mean!" (End confessional)

Sniz says: "All campers in the water! It's time to get this surfing race started!" Everybody grabs their board and gets behind the starting line. Sniz says: "On your mark, get set--! (Blows air horn) GO!!!!" And everybody begins to ferociously paddle their way out into the lake in order to catch their first wave, while the "Rocket Power" theme song plays in the background. Otto moves ahead of Reggie and says: "My surfboard is obviously faster, sister! Give up, while you still have a chance!" Reggie says: "Not on your life, Otto! I think you know better than that! A quitter never rocket's, and a Rocket never quits!" Otto says: "Suit yourself! But it will be a cold day in the deserts of our home state of California before you beat me!" Reggie says: "Guess you haven't been checking out the Weather Channel, because that day is TODAY!" Sandy says: "Not if I have anything to say about it!" Sandy turns on her motor, but weird noises start to occur. Norbert says: "Sandy, what's going on?!" Sandy says: "My surfboard! It's malfunctioning! (BOOM!!!!) AHHH!!!! (SPLASH!!!!) HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!" Angelica pushes her button on her surfboard and says: "So long, suckers!" And she zooms WAY ahead into the lead. Stimpy says: "Otto! What are we going to do?!" Spongebob says: "I'll tell you what I'M going to do! Sandy! Hold on! I'll save you!" And Spongebob jumps off his surfboard and swims toward Sandy with all of his might.

Spongebob says: "Just keep your head above the water Sandy! I'm going to rescue you!" Sandy says: "The current's too strong! It's pulling me--!" But her head disappears below the water! Spongebob says: "Sandy, wait!" And Spongebob dives in after Sandy, swimming like he's never had to swim before! Finally, Spongebob grabs Sandy's arm and pulls her back up to his surfboard. Spongebob gasps and says: "Sandy, its okay. You're safe now." Sandy coughs and says: "Spongebob! You just, saved my life?!" Spongebob says: "Yes, I guess." Sandy says: "Even after I said that you were stupid, irresponsible, and would never be emotionally ready for an adult relationship? Why would you help me?" Spongebob says: "Because deep down, you would've done the same for me. There was a time when I didn't know how to swim either. But Larry helped me become a professional at dog-paddling, and now I know how to do all kinds of swimming moves. Besides, I couldn't let you drown, Sandy. I care too much about you." Sandy says: "Do you care enough to love me even after I made this bad mistake? I can't believe you could do something so responsible! I really underestimated you!" Spongebob says: "It's all right Sandy. The truth is, you've helped protect my life more often than once. If anything, I still owe you."

Sandy says: "Well, I'm willing to take you back, and begin a serious relationship with you. That is, if you still WANT me to take you back." Spongebob says: "Sandy, I thought you'd never ask!" And Spongebob impulsively kisses Sandy on the lips, and she falls instantly in love. Sandy says: "I've never been kissed by a man with that much romance before. We truly DO belong together!" Spongebob says: "I'm just glad you're okay. I know I can be odd, but I am ready to have a serious relationship. I can be the man you deserve, and I can face whatever danger we have to face." Sandy says: "Spongebob, as far as I'm concerned, I wouldn't have it any other way." Stimpy says: "But what about your board? The motor is shot!" Sandy says: "I don't need the motor! I included sails on my surfboard in case the machine did malfunction!" Otto says: "Malfunction?! More like sabotaged! I'll bet you anything Angelica had something to do with that! And now she's got a HUGE lead! Angelica, you've proven to me that you're just as devious and underhanded just as you are pretty! I like your methods! You know how to play a good game, and that makes me only more determined to prove myself to you!"

Stimpy says: "Come on! It's not over yet! We still have a challenge to finish! If Angelica wants a race, we'll give her one! And we'll make it the race of her life!" And everybody else resumes paddling and gets back to surfing on a fast wave to try to get closer to Angelica, in the hopes of preventing her from winning. Angelica is gaining a healthy lead and is gloating to herself with glee. Angelica says: "Having this much fun at someone else's expense is SO bad, it should be illegal! But it's not, so I don't care!" As the other contestant's race to catch up with her, Rocko notices something. Rocko says: "It looks like the wind is picking up a bit. At this rate, we're going to be seeing great conditions for some wave riding!" Norbert says: "I am DOWN with that! Beavers and water are like two best friends, and water has and would NEVER hurt a beaver!" Sandy says: "Spongebob, do you remember the surfing training that Johnny Kahuna Laguna gave you?" Spongebob says: "I sure do! Just keep breathing, stay focused, and my surfing will be downright spectacular!" Sandy says: "Then let's put this race away, honey!" And Spongebob giggles and blushes!

(Confessional) Spongebob says: "Sandy called me her honey! She really DOES love me now! If mom and dad aren't watching this now, then they might NEVER believe that I've fallen in love with a girl! In fact, I think that even if Squidward IS seeing this, he STILL wouldn't believe it! I'll probably move in with Sandy someday, so that Squidward can finally get the peace and quiet he needs if he ever wants to become a successful clarinet player." (End Confessional) Sniz and Fondue are watching the race from the shore. Fondue asks: "Sniz, how is everybody doing?" Sniz says: "Angelica is going around the first loop and she's still in the lead. But with the wind at their backs, the other campers are beginning to catch up fast!" Angelica goes halfway around the loop and says: "I can see my future now! When people look in the dictionary and find the word GENIUS, my picture will be right next to that word!" Then she sees the other campers starting to enter the loop and she screams: "HEY! You can't do that! THAT'S CHEATING!!!!" Sandy says: "You should talk, you spoiled little mommy's girl!"

(Confessional) Angelica says: "If those other campers think that I can be beaten in this challenge, I'm just going to say that I can't be beaten! I've taken great pains to ensure that fact, and I've set up a few little booby traps on this course to guarantee that a few campers are going to suffer some unfortunate 'accidents' if you know what I mean!" (End Confessional) Angelica takes out a remote control and pushes an orange button! A bunch of sea mines float up to the surface, to explode at the slightest touch of a surfboard! Stimpy says: "Holy Yaksmas, how are we ever going to get through that?!" Otto says: "Just follow my lead! Nobody, not even Angelica Pickles, cheats Otto Rocket out of a victory!" And with Otto leading the way, Otto maneuvers his board in such a way, he makes the sea mines explode all around him without getting caught in the blast himself, and makes a wide enough path clear of mines that the other campers can get through without much of a sweat. Reggie says: "You've still got some fancy moves in the water, bro! Otto says: "It's just like riding a bike, Rockets move fast and always hit their marks!"

Angelica knows that the mine fields will slow the other campers down, but she wants to double her chances of winning so she decides to come up with another sneaky plan. When Angelica comes to a fork in the pond, the sign pointing to the left says: "Total Cartoon Surf Course this way." And the sign pointing to the right says: "Danger! Construction Work on Dam Building at 1 PM today! Dynamite Explosives in this Area, Keep Out! Have a Nice Day!" So Angelica shifts the directions of the signs so that they're each pointing the other way, and Angelica goes down the correct path of the course. The other surfers, unaware of Angelica's trick, head down the wrong fork and find themselves in rapid water! Then the water becomes eerily calm. Rocko says: "This doesn't seem right. It's quiet, much too quiet." Stimpy says: "There's a sign up ahead that says, Dynamite Dam Work 100 Yards Ahead!" Patty says: "But I thought the work was being done on the OPPOSITE fork!" Otto says: "It must be another one of Angelica's tricks! We've got to turn around!" Sandy says: "We can't turn around! The rapids we passed are too strong for our surfboards to go up-stream, and the wind is like a gale, and is just pushing us forward all the time!"

Reggie says: "Well what time is it?!" Stimpy says: "It's almost--!" And at that moment, dynamite explodes all around them, creating waves that threaten to swallow any un-careful contestants into the deepness of the freshwater lake. Amazingly, all of the campers manage to get through the explosives, and safely come back to the main fork of the pond, but Angelica is still far ahead in the lead! Angelica continues to gloat to herself: "My sneaky ways have got my victory in the bag! I've got beauty, brains, charms, and looks! Nothing can stop me!" Then she hears the other campers coming up close behind her, and realizes that the race STILL isn't over yet, and the finish line is just in sight! Rocko says: "Angelica is within range! We'll be able to over-take her soon!" Reggie says: "Let's show Angelica that cheaters NEVER--!" But Reggie never finishes her thought because at that point, her surfboard breaks due to Patty's earlier sabotage and Reggie falls in the water! Rocko says: "Reggie! Please come up!" Reggie comes back to the surface! Rocko says: "Reggie, are you all right?" Reggie says: "I'm relatively fine." Sandy says: "Are you hurt in any way?"

Reggie says: "Just my pride is hurt." Norbert says: "We can't just stop right now. We've got to finish the race." Reggie says: "My board is broken! You'll have to go on without me! My race is done!" Rocko says: "Not on my watch! A good Australian never leaves a fair Sheila behind! Get on my board, and we'll give it everything we've got!" Reggie says: "Rocko, you're the best boyfriend I've ever had! Technically, you're the only boyfriend I've ever had, but who's counting?" And Reggie climbs onto Rocko's board, and all of the other campers make a last mad dash for the finish line. Sniz says: "It's coming right down to the wire, Fondue! All the campers appear to have good chances, but it's STILL anybody's race! It looks like it's going to be--!" (Photo snaps, air horn blares!) Sniz says: "A photo finish! And this picture will tell us who the lucky winner is! And it seems like the champion of the surfers is going to be--NO! That's impossible!" Fondue says: "What is it?" Sniz says: "The picture is showing us that Angelica Pickles crossed the finish line first!" Angelica says: "Yes! In your faces, losers! And because Reggie's surfboard broke, that means she's automatically eliminated!"

Otto says: "I object to that happening! You raced through that whole challenge using cheating, sabotaging, and illegal mine littering! You don't deserve to win!" Angelica says: "Otto, I'm surprised at you. I thought you loved me and would do anything to have me." Otto says: "The only thing stronger than my sense of love is my sense of justice!" Angelica says: "If your sense of justice is so strong, then please tell me who else would've used YOUR tools to sabotage Reggie's surfboard?!" Everyone else says: "WHAT?!" Otto says: "Come on! Do you really believe that I'm capable of sabotaging my own sister's surfboard?!" Sandy says: "That's for a jury to decide, you backhanded saboteur!" Otto says: "I didn't sabotage ANYBODY'S surfboard! Honestly, you've GOT to believe me!" Rocko says: "We believe you, Otto. Right, Stimpy?" Stimpy says: "Well, yes, no--I don't really like confrontations!" Norbert says: "Where is your honor, you dirt bag?! You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to stay!" Lil says: "Its all clear to me now! You couldn't handle Reggie making circles around your surfboard! You didn't want to face the fact that Reggie had become a better surfer than you, so you get rid of her! Well what if I become a better SKATEBOARDER than you?! Are you going to sabotage me, to?!"

Sandy says: "I don't think we should give him a chance!" Norbert says: "Grab him!" Lil says: "I've got his arms!" Sandy says: "I'm grabbing his legs!" Stimpy says: "Will you folks please stop it?!" Norbert says: "I'm tackling him!" And as Sandy, Norbert, and Lil wrestle Otto to the ground, Otto says: "Get off of me! I can explain everything!" Sniz yells: "STOP!!!! Enough of this foolish behavior! Get up, right now!" And everyone obeys Sniz's orders. Sniz says: "Solving this problem with violence won't take care of anything. Now, I know I said this challenge would be an automatic elimination, but under the circumstances, I think we should let our contestants should decide who gets eliminated. That's a fair way for our jury to decide whether the verdict is guilty, or innocent of the crime." (Confessional) Angelica says: "My plan worked! Three major campers think that Otto Rocket is to blame for Reggie's unfortunate 'accident,' and now they're going to think of Otto as a cheater! That should prove to Otto once and for all that I am NOT a prize to be won!" / Otto says: "I don't care what anybody else says! All that matters to me is that I know that I didn't do it!"
(End Confessional, scene shifts to the bonfire)

Sniz says: "You have all cast your votes. There are 10 campers facing judgment, but only 9 marshmallows. One of you campers is about to leave and can not return, EVER! The marshmallows go to Angelica, Stimpy, Sandy, Spongebob, Rocko, Norbert, Lil, and Patty. Campers, this IS the final marshmallow of the evening. (Reggie looks sadly at Rocko, Otto looks angrily at Sniz.) Otto." (Everyone gasps) Sniz says: "Okay, that was a shocker. Even I'm shocked, and I knew the answer!" Rocko says: "I'm sorry, Reggie. I honestly thought that you would be safe. But I couldn't vote off Otto Rocket, not without any concrete evidence that he was the culprit responsible." Reggie says: "That's okay. I couldn't vote him off, either. I know my brother. My brother may be a lot of things, but a cheater has never really been one of them!" Otto says: "But I still don't understand why I'm safe and why my sister has to leave!" Angelica says: "It's very simple, Otto. I want you to feel the pain that I feel! I feel pain having to be around you all the time, so I want you to feel the pain of knowing that there are at least three campers here who will NEVER trust you again!"

Otto says: "So that's your game plan is it? You want me to feel guilty and bad about a crime I didn't commit? Well, it's not going to work! I don't care who trusts me and who doesn't! I know the truth, and even if no one else believes it, that doesn't change any facts about what happened today! My conscience is still clear, and I have nothing to be ashamed about!" Angelica says: "You may sound confidant now, but you WILL learn to respect me and keep your distance away from me! One way or another, I must break you!" Otto says: "You can try, Ivan Drago, but a Rocket can NEVER be broken!" Reggie says: "That's right, Otto. Rocko, remember me fondly and do your best to kick Angelica's butt!" Rocko says: "I certainly will my fair Sheila; how about one last kiss for the road?" Reggie says: "Thank you, Rocko. At least I know that I have one thing to look forward to when this contest is over, and that's being with you again!" And Reggie and Rocko hug each other and share a passionate kiss! Reggie then grabs her bags and heads towards the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers. Reggie says: "Farewell, fellow campers! Remember me fondly, and always reach for the stars!" And the Boat sails out of sight.

(Confessional) Patty says: "I feel very weird about helping Angelica cheat Reggie Rocket off the island. I can't help but feel partially responsible for her elimination. This kind of feeling is like feeling guilt, and I don't like it that Angelica is making me feel guilt! I'm starting to think that Angelica isn't such a good friend after all!" (End Confessional) Episode Notes: Angelica Pickles wins the contest and immunity, Reggie Rocket is eliminated. Spongebob and Sandy officially become boyfriend and girlfriend with this episode. For the interest of space and time, while some obstacles were mentioned by Sniz, they were glossed over in order to focus on the contestants issues themselves in this episode. / The End.

**Old Man Jenkins** · March 29, 2015

With Yeti Krabs dropping stateside today and everything, figured I'd rerun this to coincide. Inspired by the memorable (to some) episode of Tales from the Darkside

Seasonals of Belief

It was Christmas one day in Bikini Bottom. Everyone kept out of the cold by staying home to share warmth and gifts with their loved ones, well, almost everyone.

Squidward: Another year, another joyous holiday I'm missing out on thanks to Old Man Kraps.

SpongeBob was just finishing up mopping the ceiling.

SpongeBob: Oh come on, Squidward, at least you're spending Christmas with us! You live by yourself, you don't have anybody to go home to.

Squidward: Thanks for reminding me why that's so.

Mr. Krabs waltzes out from his office to check in on how business is running, which is pretty slow at the moment.

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy lads, merry Christmas! Just checkin in to see how business be runnin.

Squidward: Well, it's running slow, as it had already been said! Mr. Krabs, it's Christmas. Nobody's gonna wanna come out of their warm homes to eat this greasy slop when they have a perfectly home-cooked Christmas clam to better waste their taste buds on.

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, while everybody be dreamin about havin a "white" Christmas, which I suppose would actually be wet dreamin, I be in me office every hour of everyday until Christmas Day wet dreamin of a very green Christmas if you know what I be meanin!

Squidward: Well, if that's the color you wake up to find your bed sheets covered in everyday, you should really get that checked. Or better yet, don't.

Mr. Krabs: Boys, this be the time of year when everybody and me mum go out to spend all their hard earned cash on the material things in life, no matter what the cost! We do this every year to celebrate the birth of Mammon, demon of greed. While them dollar stores and big businesses be havin their sales, I be hiking me prices up in order to reap in the full benefits. Ar ar ar ar!

Squidward: Hmmm benefits, that's the first time I heard that word uttered in this place, let alone coming out of your mouth.

Mr. Krabs: And just why aren't ye in uniform, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Mr. Krabs, this is ridiculous!

Mr. Krabs: Uh uh uh, Squidward, don we now our gay apparel.

Squidward curses under his breath while putting on his Krusty Krew elf hat and light up sweater with the Krusty Krab logo on it.

SpongeBob: Squidward, Christmas is a time for giving.

Mr. Krabs: See, SpongeBob MeBob gits it. Like people givin me all their money or you two givin me all your time to work on holidays. Besides, you wouldn't want...you know what to come-a-knockin, do ye?

This gets Spongebob's attention.

SpongeBob: What is this..."what", sir?

Mr. Krabs: Oh, I shouldn't be wastin yer time with one of me crazy ole stories when ye should be wastin time makin me me money.

SpongeBob runs, switches the open sign to close then runs back.

SpongeBob: Sir, my mind is opened for any close-minded story you have to say.

Mr. Krabs: Well, do ye really wanna know?

SpongeBob: Yes!

Mr. Krabs: Do ye really, REALLY wanna know?

SpongeBob: YEEEEHEEEEESSS!

Mr. Krabs: Okey dokey then! Er, I mean, arr! This be a tale passed down to me from me grandfather, and from his grandfather before him, and from his grandfather's idiot brother-in-law before that. Ye see, me coming from a family of entrepreneurs dating all the way back to me royal roots, the great King Krab, we Krabs have been taught, molded not to let any of our employees take a day off on Christmas Day for it could have some very dire consequences.

SpongeBob: Dire, sire?

Mr. Krabs: Aye, for if anybody were to take the day off on this, the holiest of days, next to Easter I suppose, they would be callin forth...no, I shouldn't even say it's name.

SpongeBob: Say it!

Mr. Krabs: Yo ho, yo ho! Say its name, I will never do...doe...

SpongeBob: SAY IT.

Mr. Krabs: Do ye have twenty on ye?

SpongeBob: Take all my mone-

Mr. Krabs: YETI KRABS!

SpongeBob: AHHHHHH!

Mr. Krabs: Ye did it! Ye made me say it! And while ye can pay say, dear ole Mr. Krabs with some money, when Yeti Krabs comes to collect for ye even utterin his name, let alone take off work on Christmas Day, you pay with yer life!

SpongeBob: AHHHH! Say it ain't so?!

Mr. Krabs: It is sooo so! Even Squidward can vouch for me.

Squidward, seeing this as a prime opportunity to scare the bejeebers out of his co-worker and neighbor, decides to play along.

Squidward: He's right, SpongeBob! Why, Mr. Krabs and I nearly had a run in with Yeti Krabs just the year before you started working here.

Mr. Krabs: Aye lad, we locked eyes with the beast! Nearly ended up in the belly of em if Squidward hadn't come back along!

SpongeBob: So if Squidward knew about...it then why did he try taking off today-

Squidward: I FORGOOOOOT!

SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Mr. Krabs: Yeti Krabs was gargantuan, claws the size of basketballs, and by basketballs, I mean the ones from up there on land. The kind that can SQUISH YA IN A SINGLE BOUNCE!

SpongeBob: No!

Mr. Krabs: Yes, and these claws would be connected to tentacles the size of a full-grown eel, like her!

SpongeBob: Ma'am *gulps* do you mind telling just what your exact size is?

Eel: I would tell you, but sadly I am only an eel.

Her reluctance to tell Spongebob her exact size increased his fear even more.

Mr. Krabs: It managed to place a claw on me, and I can tell ye that it felt cold and hard, like cash!

SpongeBob: Not cash, anything but cash!

Mr. Krabs: Squidward had just taken a few steps out the door when it already arrived all the way from the Arctic Ocean, where it lays in waiting for any poor, unfortunate soul who dare takes off on Christmas! Every Christmas, you'll know it's out there, ready to come. The signs are out there, boyo, the sleet, the winds, all that white stuff. That's how you know it's coming, and it won't stop coming unless you stamp your time card back in!

Squidward: And when it makes that long trek, when it comes down from the top of the world, it tries to take some joyous pleasure out of it by reciting a song to kill some time right before it KILLS YOU!

The door of the restaurant suddenly flung open from the strong winds. Mr. Krabs walked over and locked them closed.

Mr. Krabs: Oh that song, it's a songy song, a certain song that's...songy.

SpongeBob: Whats the song, sir?

Mr. Krabs: Aye what?

SpongeBob: Do you know it? I have to at least know it in case it's coming, so I don't mistake it for carollers when I run away from it in fear.

Mr. Krabs: Errr, Squidward knows it! He was the first to hear it coming. Then he taught the song to me just in case for the next year. Isn't that right, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward: Uhhhhh huh.

Squidward takes out his clarinet and thinks for a bit before playing "O Come, All Ye Faithful" on it. Mr. Krabs winks at him as Spongebob becomes entranced by it.

Squidward: Oh I am Yetiiii Krabs, you can not escaaaape me! For pleeeaaading is use-a-less

Mr. Krabs: And sooo aaaare yer briiiibes! Yetiiii Krabs is greeeedy for only ooooone thiiiiing!

Squidward: That's keeping you from taaaaking!

SpongeBob's eyes widen as knocking sounds can be heard being made against the windows of the establishment.

Mr. Krabs: That's keeping ye from taaaaaking!

SpongeBob's pupils are now stretched wider than Kim K's bikini bottom.

Squidward & Mr. Krabs: IT'S KEEPING YOU FROM TAAAAAAKING THE DAY OFF ON CHRIIIIIISTMAS DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

SpongeBob shits himself.

SpongeBob: I've got diarrhea

He says with fearful tears in his eyes.

Mr. Krabs: Ar ar ar ar ar!

Squidward: Aha! Aha aha! Ahaa!

Mr. Krabs: Ar ar ar- now get back to work! You can start by taking that trash out, Mr. Squidward. And throw yer clarinet out with it too, you stink at it.

Krabs waltzes back into his office.

Squidward: Hmph! Last time I humor anybody.

Squidward grabs hold of the trash and steps out into the snow and cold to throw it in the dumpster, leaving Spongebob alone in the main dining area frozen with fear, waiting for Squidward to return. He firmly grasps Spatty, his spatula, in his hands just in case things go south.

SpongeBob: Oh what am I worried about? Squidward's just taking out the garbage. He wouldn't just bail out on work now...right?

A figure looking to be about Squidward's size began to emerge from the cold, snowy mist.

SpongeBob: Phew.

???: Oh I am Yetiiiii Krabs!

SpongeBob: W-What?

The figure was coming closer.

???: For pleeeeading is use-a-less and sooo aaare your briiiibes!

SpongeBob began to get diarrhea again as the figure kept coming closer with two noticeable eye stalks and claws now visible.

???: Yetiiiii Krabs is greeeedy for only ooooone thiiiing! That's keeping you from taaaaking!

The outline of the figure kept getting fuller and fuller as it kept coming closer and closer to the door. With disheveled fur, it's long tentacles waving along it's sides, it's claws snapping. It appeared to be dragging a bag filled bag along with it. A squishing noise could be heard with each footstep it took as it kept coming closer. SpongeBob scurried for a place to hide.

???: Thats keeping you from taaaaaking!

Fearing the worse, SpongeBob flew through the small window into the kitchen and peered out, sticking his out a bit by said window as the figure reached the door. It stretched its arms out, clawing at the door, pushing it open with great force.

???: IT'S KEEPING YOU FROM TAAAAAKING THE DAY OOOOOFF

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! MR. KRAAAAHAAAABS!!

Mr. Krabs bursted out of his office right as the Yeti Krab entered the establishment, slamming his bag onto the floor boards, crunching and squishing as it made contact. It even appeared to be leaking a thick liquid substance. The Yeti Krab's cold eyes stared straight at SpongeBob, giving him an icy glare.

Mr. Krabs: What? What? What? AHHH, CRIMINY JIM JAM!

Yeti Krabs: ON CHRIIIIIISTMAS DAAAAAYYYYY!

SpongeBob: NO, DONT KILL US YETI KRABS! I'm working, see?!

He started working overdrive on the grill, flipping patties like a mad man.

SpongeBob: A sailor's life is a wonderful life! A wonderful life for sure!

The Yeti Krab began to laugh:

Yeti Krab: Aha! Aha aha! Ahaa!

Mr. Krabs: That laugh...Mr. Squidward, front and center!

The Yeti Krab began to take off it's costume, revealing itself to be only Squidward being a dick.

Squidward: I couldn't help myself, Mr. Krabs! Aha aha! It was too perfect!

Squidward wiped the tears of laughter out of his eyes as SpongeBob, finally catching on the joke after ten minutes of being in the fetal position, laughs along with him.

SpongeBob: Dahahahaha!

Squidward: You should've seen your faces! "AAAHHH, CRIMINY JIM JAM!" Who the shell says that?! Aha aha!

SpongeBob: So if that was all you, what's in the bag?

Squidward: It's the trash I was bringing out! When I got there, I fashioned a very green, eco-friendly costume using my artistic expertise out of some of the other trash and presto bingo, a whole lot of magic. But the crunching sound

Squidward dug into the trash bag.

Squidward: Was unfortunately my clarinet breaking.

SpongeBob: Wow, that was good one! Phew, well, lets just make sure none of us go taking off for the rest of the day, huh.

Mr. Krabs: Me boy, it be made up.

SpongeBob: Dahahaha- what?

Mr. Krabs: I made up the whole thing, it is one me "crazy stories" remember?

SpongeBob: B-but the whole thing before I was hired.

Mr. Krabs: Completely fabricated. Mr. Squidward was just playing along with me. There be no such things as Yeti Krabs, Yeti Krabs is just a myth, like ice!

SpongeBob: So it was all just some cruel, sick joke to make me work during the holiday?

Mr. Krabs: Yeeeah, a joke! Ar ar ar ar!

SpongeBob eyes begins to tear up, with joy and laughter.

SpongeBob: Dahahahaha! Boy, you two sure did pull a fast one on me!

The doors of the restaurant swung open again, the wind and snow blowing heavily inside. An imposing figure stood in the doorway.

Mr. Krabs: What the barnacle?!

SpongeBob: I get it, sir! More fuel to the fire, huh? Dahahaha!

Squidward: This one's not on me, sir!

The figure stepped into the restaurant and shut the doors behind him, having the Krusty Krew at his mercy. The figure took off its hooded fur jacket.

Hervy: Hi, I'd like to have an application. I tried coming in here earlier, but you shut the door in my face, so I tried to get your attention by knocking on the windows but I still couldn't get your attention. I could use some seasonal work's pay.

SpongeBob: Well, this isn't the place for that! But it's a good, fun place to work at anyway!

Mr. Krabs: Would ye like a job, starting now?

Hervy: Boy, would I!

Mr. Krabs: Yer hired! Well, I think this ship is about filled to the brim. I'll see you lads in the mornin.

Squidward: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Mr. Krabs: Unlike ye, I have a family to go home to and spend the holidays with.

Squidward: But Mr. Krabs, can't this guy work the register for me? We don't possibly need two cashiers and I do have seniority over these two dunderheads, so...

Mr. Krabs: Errr, alright! Only because that was pretty dern good joke you pulled earlier. Don't be thinkin I be givin into the holiday spirit, my tailfin!

Squidward: Yes! Haha! Then I wish you all a happy holiday, I have some bon bons and hot cocoa to get back to. Toodle loo.

Mr. Krabs: Make sure this place is still ship shape when I get back in the mornin, Mr. SquarePants, or it'll be your ass on my wall.

SpongeBob: Me and Harvey here can handle it, don't worry! Just celebrate Christmas for all three of us!

Hervy: It's Hervy...

Mr. Krabs and Squidward both head toward the door.

Mr. Krabs: Merry Christmas, lads!

SpongeBob: Merry Christmas, Mr-

Two elongated, veiny, tentacle-like arms with gargantuan claws suddenly broke through the glass windows on opposite sides of the establishment, grabbing hold of both Squidward and Krabs. One claw was tightly wrapped around Squidward's neck while the other clamped down on Krabs' head. Huge gusts of wind blew through the broken windows, strong enough to blow Hervy right behind the cashier counter. Deep, feral and unworldly moans and growling were echoing throughout the restaurant as Squidward and Mr. Krabs struggled for their lives.

SpongeBob: AAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHH!

SpongeBob kept screaming, literally frozen in fear as Squidward tried to call out to him, but could only gargle and choke as the claws gripped tighter and tighter, like a garrote. Mr. Krabs managed to get a few words out.

Mr. Krabs: Boy! Fer the loveOFNEPTUNEHEEEELLLRRRRGHH-

Krab's voice began to distort as the pressure around his head increased, like a vise tightening over him. Squidward's eyes dilated, turned red and began to bulge out of his head, blood seeping out of both his mouth and neck. Krab's shell around his head began to break way, being crushed and compressed with all the pressure being applied. Some of his flabby body underneath could be seen breaking and popping, blood leaking from him as well. His eye stalks got slowly dislodged from his cranium. Squidward's head became decapitated while Krab's head was crushed into nothing but mush, both by the force of the claws. Their bodies immediately dropped down onto a couple of chairs, perfectly seated at separated tables, as the arms retracted out of the room and back into the snowy mist outside, unseen. The wind died down.

SpongeBob: AAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHHHHH! AAAAAHHHH!

Hervy got himself up from behind the register.

Hervy: Wh-what in Neptune's name was THAT?!

SpongeBob: It was Yet-

SpongeBob stopped himself before he could finish uttering its name.

SpongeBob: ...It sure wasn't Santa Claus.

SpongeBob was too scared to move, frozen in place, right in between the bodies of his co-worker and boss.

4EverGreen · March 30, 2015

I'm still WAITING for feed-back from my latest completed episode of "Total Cartoon Action" (Yes, Jon Oliver, it is STILL a THING!!!!) :rolleyes: With THAT recent episode being called "Break-Your-Neck Mesa." However, since I consider THAT episode too fresh to re-run here, I'm going to re-run an old "Total Cartoon Island" favorite of mine, that at LEAST one person called their most favorite episode yet! I hope to write a NEW episode as soon as I get feed-back on my last one! Until then, enjoy! /

"Cartoon GUTS!!!!" Instead of the show starting outside like it usually does, the camera starts inside of a stadium place. A random voice shouts: "GUTS!!!!" Sniz says: "Last time on Total Cartoon Island, yours truly was off attending an award show and picked up an award, so Fondue got to fill in for me with a challenge of his own. And boy, did he have quite the original idea. A dancing challenge saw Sandy pairing up with Stimpy, and Otto teaming up with Lil. While Stimpy and Sandy were able to come up with a dance routine, Otto and Lil couldn't agree on anything. The squirrel and the cat easily won victory while Otto sabotaged Lil's chances, and Lil's hopes of winning LITERALLY went up in smoke after she was eliminated, as she vanished without a trace. Now we're down to the Final 3. Otto Rocket, Sandy Cheeks, and Stimpy J. Cat have battled through 24 challenges to make it this far. One more contestant will face the Dock of Shame and the Boat of Losers before being eliminated after we hold the hardest challenge we've had yet! Today, we're going old-school, and bringing back an old favorite, by taking this challenge to the Extreme Arena! After 4 challenges, they will all have to climb the Mega Crag, and only the 2 highest scorers will get to move on into the Final Round. Now it's time to ask the question; DO THEY HAVE IT?!!!" The Random voice once again shouts: "GUTS!!!!" /

Once again, a different theme song is played; this time, it is the 2nd opening theme song of "Nickelodeon GUTS." / The Random voice sings: "It takes a certain kind of person to keep their body working with the precision and the decision to make it to the top. Do you have it? It takes a certain kind of person to keep their body pumping with the rhythm and the beat and they need a lot. Do you have it? DO YOU HAVE IT? GUTS!!!! Do you have it? GUTS!!!!" / Sniz is in the arena and says: "Welcome to a special challenge of Total Cartoon Island! As you can see we will be playing inside today, as the Fairy Godparents have granted our wish to bring back the Extreme Arena from Nickelodeon's fabulous sports show, Nickelodeon GUTS! Otto is dressed in red, Sandy is dressed in green, and Stimpy is dressed in blue. The way to victory today will be obtained by winning points in the 4 main challenges and by claiming the Mega Crag trophy as their very own. And all of our contestants will be playing with safety as their utmost concern. They'll have professional Fairy trainers and spotters to help them at all times. So to everyone out their, please do not try to recreate these stunts at home! Now to go into more detail about how each challenge will work, here is my LOVELY co-host, Fondue!"

Fondue walks out dressed in a blond wig, silver high-heeled shoes, and wearing a sequined silver dress, looking like Vanna White. Fondue says: "Tell me again Sniz, WHY I have to look like this?" Sniz says: "You lost that bet against me, remember?" Fondue says: "I can't believe that you managed to win an award, for WORST spin-off on Spongebob Community Portal in HISTORY!" Sniz says: "It was a big hit on TV.com, and its an even bigger hit on Deviant Art. Besides, in my profession, there's no such thing as bad press. Now, are you going to hold up your end of the bargain or not?" Fondue says: "Only because my contract orders me to. Contestants, your 1st challenge is, the Zero G run!" Otto says: "Zero G? That means like space gravity, right?" Fondue says: "Correct! The 3 of you will be strapped to a special harness and run sideways across the track, avoiding various obstacles along the way. The fastest time wins. And 1st place gets 300 points, 2nd place gets 200 points, 3rd place gets 100 points." Sniz says: "Sounds like a cool challenge to me, and I just KNOW the contestants are excited as well!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Excited? He thinks that I'm excited about THIS?! What is WITH this challenge?! I play REAL sports, not these stupid stunts on some old show that doesn't even play on the air anymore! How am I supposed to win with THESE odds stacked against me?!" /

Stimpy says: "This challenge should be relatively simple, I've been into space LOADS of times on my own show with Ren. I know how to run sideways and even upside down if I need to! I definitely have a home-field advantage on this one!" / Sandy says: "Living underwater is kind of like living in space, so the skills I've mastered underwater should definitely help me here. But all the same, I can't afford to underestimate Otto Rocket. I knew I needed a way to ensure that victory wouldn't go to that over-competitive Rocket boy!" (End Confessional) Sandy whispers: "Stimpy, I've got a proposition for you." Stimpy says: "What kind of proposition is it?" Sandy says: "Team up with me and help me take down Otto Rocket. You do that for me, and I promise that if I win in the finals, I'll split my winnings with you." Stimpy says: "But what if you DON'T win in the finals?" Sandy says: "I'll buy you a brand new iLog, the latest, most futuristic version of the toy-name Log from Blammo! Now MP3, computer, and DVD compatible!" Stimpy says: "I like the sound of that! Sniz, I'd like to say that Sandy and I will be playing these challenges together, if that's all right with you!" Sniz says: "Sure! That sounds fine with me!"

Otto says: "Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay! Sandy and Stimpy are obviously trying to gang up on me in order to whip my butt in this game! That is completely unfair! Get out your rule-book and do your rule-checking thing already!" Sniz says: "Sorry, that's the way the cookie crumbles. No rule against teamwork." Otto says: "You just make up the rules as you go along, don't you?!" Sniz says: "I love my job!" (Confessional) Otto says: "Note to self, never sign up for a STUPID reality show where the STUPID host can just RIP-OFF and make up their own unfair rules for their own stupid purposes EVER again!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to get this challenge started! Ready, Fondue?" Fondue says: "Otto; on your mark, get set, GO!" And a whistle blows and Otto begins his turn! Otto tries his best to run the sideways course by trying to run the track as though he was riding a skateboard against the wall, but his harness is making it hard for him to get a good footing on the track, and he keeps tripping over the obstacles. After nearly an agonizing minute, Otto finally makes it to the finish and a whistle blows. Fondue says: "Otto's time is 56.4 seconds!" Otto says: "Well, THAT could've gone better! In fact, I don't think it could've gone any WORSE!" Sniz says: "Sandy, you're next!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!"

And a whistle blows and Sandy begins her run. Sandy is better at running sideways than Otto is, as she completes the 1st half and goes on into the 2nd half. She gets stuck on 1 obstacle for a few seconds, but she manages to over jump it and cross the finish line rather quickly and an air-horn blows. Fondue says: "Sandy's time is 29.8 seconds!" Sniz says: "I think THAT'S an incredible time! Can Stimpy do any better?" Stimpy says: "I'll certainly try!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" And a whistle blows and Stimpy begins his run! Sure enough, Stimpy is running the track without breaking a sweat, makes it over every obstacle, and doesn't trip up even once, as he races to the finish in record time as the air-horn blows! Fondue says: "Stimpy's time is 21.5 seconds!" Sniz says: "So right now, Stimpy's in 1st place with 300 points, Sandy's in 2nd with 200 points, and Otto's in 3rd with 100 points!" Sandy says: "Congratulations Stimpy, you did well!" Stimpy says: "Thanks Sandy, you weren't so bad yourself." (Confessional) Otto says: "I HATE team spirit! If this were a real competition, 1 on 1 AGAINST me, I would SO be kicking their BUTTS right now! There better be a REAL sport on the line-up today!" (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "Our next event is the Aerial Basketball Grab. Our contestants will all jump at the same time and try to grab the basketball at the top of the column. They will have 9 opportunities to grab the basketball, and whoever gets the ball the most amount of times, wins." Otto says: "Not a challenge I would've picked, but at least it's down to Earth." Sandy says: "Cheating won't help you win THIS event!" Otto scoffs and says: "Oh please! Like I'd NEED to cheat to beat Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber! You're just lucky you're not competing against my rival Lars Rodriguez. He's the kind of guy who would do ANYTHING to win!" (Confessional) Otto says: "As the son and heir to the Rocket family dynasty of extreme sports, one thing my father taught me is winning is NOTHING without integrity. If you don't have integrity, you don't have anything. I'll prove to Sandy and Stimpy I don't need to do anything unorthodox in order to beat them and win, or I'll lose trying! Yes, it's risky playing a game without cheating in order to make a point, but that's the chance I'm willing to make! I want to make Reggie PROUD to have me as her brother, and teach Angelica Pickles a point!" (End Confessional)

After Otto's confessional ends, he, Stimpy, and Sandy are ready to begin grabbing the basketball in the Aerial Basketball Grab event. Sniz says: "Don't forget contestants; you must wait BEFORE Fondue blows his whistle before you jump off and bounce up to grab the basketball!" Sandy says: "You think you can handle THAT, Otto?" Otto says: "I can handle ANYTHING you or this show can dish out!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And the 9 attempts to claim a basketball begin. Stimpy gets the ball on the 1st attempt, Sandy gets the ball on the 2nd attempt, Otto gets the ball on the 3rd attempt, Sandy gets the ball on the 4th attempt, Stimpy gets the ball on the 5th attempt, Otto gets the ball on the 6th & 7th attempt, Stimpy gets the ball on the 8th attempt, and Sandy gets the ball on the 9th attempt! Sniz says: "And this challenge is over! Fondue, just how well did our players do?!" Fondue says: "For the Aerial Basketball Grab event, it was a 3-way tie! Each contestant grabbed the basketball fairly 3 times each!" Sniz says: "Than that means its time to look at the scoreboard again & see where our contestants are at now! Stimpy is still in the lead with 600 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 500 points, and Otto is in 3rd with 400 points!" Otto says: "You're pretty fast when it comes to grabbing a ball, Stimpy!" Stimpy says: "I thank you for your pleasant compliment!"

Otto says: "But I'm not out of this game yet! I STILL plan on winning!" Sandy says: "Why is winning so important to you?" Otto says: "Because if I DON'T win, then I WILL lose, and Rocket's are NOT known for losing!" Stimpy says: "But your sister Reggie lost and she took it just fine." Otto says: "That's because Angelica sabotaged her chances! Angelica would've NEVER beaten Reggie in a fair competition!" Sandy says: "Never say 'never' when it comes to competition. There will always be different variables involved." Otto says: "Wouldn't know, science is for UNTALENTED people who can't play an A-game!" Sandy says: "You haven't even seen MY A-game, Otto!" Otto says: "Bring it on then! Otherwise, these challenges won't be as satisfying!" (Fake Commercial)

An announcer says: "Blammo! is ready to take you into the 21st Century, and update an old favorite with some cool new features! Log is now iLog; MP3, DVD, and computer compatible! Whether you want to browse on the Internet, listen to your favorite music, or watch your favorite movies, the iLog can help you! Nothing says entertainment like a brand new product from Blammo! Yes, it's Log. All kids love Log." Children sing: "What rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, what fits on your back? It's log, log, Log! It's log, log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log, you're going to love it long. Come on and get your log, everyone needs a log, log, log, log, log!" An Announcer says: "Log from Blammo! Batteries not included!" (Fake Commercial ends.) / (Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto Rocket can simply be analyzed as a person who not only likes to gloat about his own skills, but undermine other people's confidence at the same time! Not only that, he always has to be the center of attention in team sports! When the Screaming Cats were a team, at least I let my fellow team-mates have the spot-light unlike Otto never did!" /

Stimpy says: "There are some things in life I still don't understand, and the conflict between Sandy and Otto is one of them. Why are they always at each other's throats? It's not like Otto ever did anything personal to Sandy or vice-versa. Why can't they just enjoy playing the game instead of being hostile at each other?" / Otto says: "It's not MY fault that Sandy doesn't understand me! She just doesn't comprehend that science and sports don't mix!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "It's time to move on to our 3rd event! What do we have slated for THIS challenge?" Fondue says: "Our next event is called Hang Ten. Each contestant will have a separate 60 second turn to dive into our ocean-simulating Extreme Pool to grab 10 buoys randomly deposited around the pool or as many buoys as they can. Whoever grabs the most buoys, wins!" Otto says: "YES! An ACTUAL sport! Here's an area where I will HAVE to dominate, considering that I'm an expert at actual sports!" Sandy says: "You're not the only one who can swim you know." Stimpy says: "And compared with Reggie Rocket, I thought swimming was your worst event." Otto says: "Between Reggie and myself, there's not much skill difference comparing our best events with our worst events. I STILL rank #4 as best swimmer in Ocean Shores, California!"

Sandy says: "Only in the boy's division!" Otto says: "At least I DO rank in a division, which is more than I can say for you, Miss Smart-aleck who lives in the ocean but doesn't even take the time to swim!" Sandy says: "Spongebob helped me out SINCE the surfing challenge, big mouth!" Otto says: "It's still not enough to beat me!" Stimpy says: "Knock it off, you two! Can't we just have a friendly competition?" Sandy and Otto both scream: "NO!!!!" (Confessional) Stimpy says: "In the half of my life that I've known Ren as my best friend, I always thought that REN was a competitive spirit, but Sandy and Otto make Ren's drive to win in life look like nothing! Winning shouldn't come at the cost of having fun. Winning or losing means nothing unless you can have fun no matter what happens to you. It's amazing how I managed to wind up with Mr. and Ms. Crazy Compulsive Competitive Camper Contestants." (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is all set up and Otto is ready for the event to begin!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle!) And Otto begins attacking the turbulent action of the Extreme Pool like a hungry tiger shark, and before 60 seconds is up, Otto grabs 9 buoys! Otto says: "Beat THAT, bucktooth! I fear that you're destined to fail."

Sandy says: "Gladly! Texan's don't know the meaning of the word 'quit!'" Otto says: "Obviously because the collective IQ of the entire state of Texas is less than that of an ACTUAL squid rather than my friend, Sam the Squid, due in large part to the actions of the man YOU elected in 2000 & 2004!" Sandy says: "The people who govern MY state have no bearings on MY IQ whether they become President or not! Besides, we ALL know that nobody elected him HONESTLY!" Otto says: "Because YOU threw your vote away on Ralph Nader!" Sandy says: "Do you get your sick kicks out of insulting everything you see?!" Otto says: "Only if it's someone who will never measure up to me!" Sandy says: "Otto, you asked for it! I think it's time you found out that anything you can do, I can do better, anytime, anyplace, any challenge, ANYWHERE!" Otto says: "I'll be sure to write THAT quote on your tombstone when you drown." (Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto thinks he's SO perfect in everything he does! Well, I'll show him that my buck-teeth aren't just for breaking acorns; they're about to break his over-confidence and his overly smug attitude!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is set up for Sandy, and she's raring to get this challenge going!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle!)

Sandy swims slower than Otto, but she's able to maneuver through the waves more easily as she goes WITH the flow of the waves rather than against it, surprising even Otto as SHE manages to grab 9 buoys before 60 seconds is up! Sandy says: "Not winning as easily as you thought, are you Otto?" Otto says: "I never said winning WOULD be easy against you, I said it would be challenging! And you're way more crafty than I've given you credit for, considering that you've been able to go from zero to 6 on the swimming scale in just 8 challenges." Sandy says: "If it hadn't had been for Angelica Pickles, you would've NEVER kept me on after the 20th challenge!" Otto says: "That's projecting! That's what YOU would've wished for if it hadn't have been for Angelica Pickles! Maybe that's the only difference between us! I wouldn't have minded losing against Angelica Pickles if it meant she eliminated me, the only reason I helped you get rid of her is so you'd finally trust me for not cheating. Now from what I hear you saying about me, you still think I cheat! Well, who's the bigger cheater? Is it the cheater who asks for help by wishing her competition away when she can't win on her own, or the cheater who tries to help the cheating cheater out? I've done the math and my conscience is clear! But you might want to ask yourself, can the same thing be said about you?!"

(Confessional) Sandy says: "Otto Rocket, accusing ME of not playing by the rules?! When have I ever NOT played by the rules?! Just because I use a GPS system, in order to find Spongebob in a game of hide and seek, sets no precedence of me cheating in anything! I was just using the skills available to me, and using tools is a skill! And it's no fault of mine if a certain person doesn't know how to use a tool as well as I do! That's NOT considered cheating!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "The pool is now ready for Stimpy! Is Stimpy ready for the pool?" Stimpy says: "Always!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And Stimpy motors through the pool like a cheetah motors on land! It doesn't even take Stimpy 50 seconds before he grabs all 10 buoys! Sandy and Otto both ask: "How did he DO that?!" Sniz says: "I don't know, but that really blew my mind! But I'm speaking metaphorically of course. And now, the scoreboard now shows Stimpy in the lead with 900 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 700 points, & Otto is in 3rd with 600 points!" Sandy says: "I don't understand it! What am I doing wrong?!" Stimpy says: "It's like I've said before, Sandy. You're letting your drive to win over-ride your purpose of playing this game. It shouldn't matter whether you're better than somebody else or not. What should matter is if you have fun. And from what I've seen, neither of you are having much fun."

Otto says: "Only because YOU'RE winning!" Stimpy says: "I don't CARE if I win! I just want to do my best & have fun. When you stop and think about it; that's the #1 reason why you should be playing. Don't play if you're only interested in winning, play because you want to have fun!" (Confessional) Sandy sighs: "Stimpy's right. What have I been thinking? What good is winning if it just makes me angry at Otto? I WOULD like the money, but I'd also like Spongebob to be happy that I was in the game, and I haven't exactly been the picture of impressing my boyfriend recently." / Otto sighs: "Stimpy's right. The only purpose I had of coming on this game show was to win. Why should winning be the only thing that matters to a Rocket? Shouldn't love be important as well? I still love Angelica, a lot. But I definitely haven't been displaying my love in the right way. I need to show her I can be loyal to Angelica 1st even if it means wanting to win 2nd. Maybe if I do that for her, maybe she'll do that for me. It'll definitely be a change from all those other times I've tried to impress her!" (End Confessional)

Fondue says: "What's our next event, Sniz?" Sniz says: "Our 4th event is Tornado Run. Our contestants will run across pothole pass, over steaming stream, stepping on every stone, over the jungle vine climb, through the thick fog in order to reach the finish. Whoever crosses 1st, will win!" Otto says: "Sandy, if it means anything to you, I'm sorry I called you buck-teeth along with many other insults I've probably said to you. I can't remember the rest of them, though." Sandy says: "Well, I'm sorry I accused you of cheating off your own sister. I should've waited for proof like Rocko did." (Confessional) Stimpy says: "Are Sandy and Otto ACTUALLY talking to each other and being polite just because of something I said?! I don't think I've ever done THAT before! Maybe I should try speaking to other people more often!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Fondue, let's get this show on the road!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And the 3 contestants begin running around the track! Sandy does well over pothole pass, Otto does well on the steaming stream, both of them get over the jungle vine climb well, but Stimpy's able to see through the fog the easiest and makes his way past the both of them and crosses the finish line 1st, while Sandy & Otto both cross the finish line at the exact same time!

Fondue says: "This is unprecedented! According to our slow-motion camera's, Sandy & Otto both planted their feet on the ground in front of the finish time at the exact same second! That means our scoreboard still has Stimpy in the lead with 1200 points, Sandy is in 2nd with 900 points, Otto is in 3rd with 800 points!" Sniz says: "And there's just 1 more event to go! If Stimpy wins the next event, he will accomplish the rare event of achieving the perfect score!" Fondue says: "But we shouldn't count out ANYONE! It's STILL anyone's game!" (Confessional) Sandy says: "Even if I don't make it to the top first, if I manage to come in 2nd, I'll STILL get into the Finals." / Otto says: "Not winning the final challenge goes against everything I've been taught as a Rocket. But a perfect score? That's an opportunity I wouldn't let ANYONE pass up, not for all the money in the world! Comparing my shots of winning the finals, versus Stimpy's chance of achieving a chance at an area of perfection? There's no contest. I think my choice is clear." (End Confessional)

Sniz says: "The time has come for our final event! The big, the mighty, the giant MEGA Crag! The ultimate test of skills, strength, endurance, & stamina! Our contestants will have to avoid lose rocks, erupting geysers, pointed ledges, and the vertical climb in order to get to the top! They must push 8 activator buttons before they reach the top and push the winning activator button! So whoever pushes all 8 activator buttons 1st and reaches the top in order push their own activator button without crossing into another player's path will win the Mega Crag!" Fondue says: "Are all of our contestants ready?" Sandy says: "Yeah!" Otto says: "Sure!" Stimpy says: "I'm as ready as I'll ever be!" Fondue says: "On your mark, get set!" (Blows whistle) And just like that, the 3 contestants begin the final event, all 3 players remain neck to neck as they punch all the activators and avoid all the obstacles! When they get to the vertical climb, they struggle to climb onto the ledge, but Otto begins to make his move. Otto says: "Forgive me father, but this is one time that my losing is more important so that someone more deserving can win." And Otto purposely jumps to Sandy's side, preventing her from climbing so that Stimpy can reach the top 1st, and Stimpy pushes his activator button. Otto then pushes Sandy up over the top so that she can push in 2nd, and Otto gets back on his side and pushes his activator button last!

Sniz says: "And it's over! It's all over! All of our contestants have punched in! That was a really incredible run!" Sandy says: "Incredible?! Otto kept me from punching in 1st!" Otto says: "Are you saying that you wanted to deny Stimpy his chance of having a perfect score? It's hard enough to win a game, but to win a game with a perfect score is a TRUE testament of character, and I wanted Stimpy to have a piece of being a true competitor. He deserves it more than I did, and I made sure to disqualify myself by cheating to help you win 2nd, because I wanted to prove to you that me winning in a challenge personally doesn't have to be the only thing important to me. This is a challenge where the better contestants were going to win, and this time, you & Stimpy were the better contestants." Sandy says: "You mean you sacrificed your chance of winning $150,000 just to give US a chance of competing in the finals?" Otto says: "There'll be other challenges. And I hope to compete against you again, someday. Next time, I'll have learned more skills, be better in those skills, and try even harder than I did this time, and I hope that you'll do that to!" Sandy says: "Wow! That must be the coolest thing you've done for anyone!"

Sniz says: "And with that event settled, the score is all finalized! Otto came in 3rd place with 1,175 points. In 2nd place was Sandy Cheeks with 1,450 points. And our winner today, Stimpy J. Cat with a perfect score of 1,925 points, bringing home the gold and a piece of the Mega Crag!" Fondue says: "We sure had a great performance here from everyone! Stimpy & Sandy, you've earned your place in the Finals! Otto, it's time for you to go!" Otto says: "I might have not been the best contestant this time, but I hope that I'll be remembered as the COOLEST contestant who competed on this show!" Stimpy says: "Wow. Otto looks cool even when he walks the Dock of Shame & onto the Boat of Losers!" Sandy says: "That takes SERIOUS talent! I sure hope his dad doesn't mind Otto's loss." Stimpy says: "And I hope Otto can make things right in his love relationship with Angelica Pickles!" Sandy says: "You said it!"

(Confessional) Otto says: "Definition of 'lousy?' Being a stickler for your word by NOT cheating in order to win, telling the other contestants that they performed better than you even if you think that you deserved to play, proving that you're not a total heel by helping other people to win by sacrificing your own chances of getting money, and eliminating yourself from the game in order to impress a girlfriend even at the risk of making the Rocket family name look bad. And THAT is the definition of LOUSY! (Points up to the sky) Whoever's in charge of karma, I hope this COUNTS for something!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Well, disqualifying yourself through elimination may score you a few brownie points with a potential love connection, but it DEFINITELY loses you a chance of winning $150,000. Stay tuned to see what happens in the finals of Total Cartoon Island!" Episode Notes: Otto eliminates himself from the game by disqualifying himself on purpose. Stimpy wins immunity by getting a perfect score; while Sandy and Otto finally apologize to each other.

ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 · July 11, 2015

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