ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? My Not-So-Intelligent Friend: Sam has met a group of people online, but the problem is that they're coming over today and they think he is smart. As Sam is an idiot, Squidward tries to teach him everything he knows in 30 minutes. Aren't I Rite?: Ukelue Bottom is having a parade for a special underwater holiday, and Squidward is in charge. But when someone gets a serious cold during practice one day and spreads it through the rest of the float, can Squidward find a backup group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? 36. The Tentacles Family/Sam's Girlfriend The Tentacles Family: Squidward, Chad, and Sam get into various crazy schemes that appear to be more creepy than crazy. Sam's Girlfriend: Sam's girlfriend gets an episode with a day in her life, we see her interests, belongings, and the schemes she gets into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? 36. The Tentacles Family/Sam's Girlfriend 37. Clarinet Check/Resturant Mayhem Clarinet Check: On a Saturday night when Squidward is performing, a musical instrument designer who saw his performing that night wants to borrow his clarinet the following day. On Sunday, Squidward sees he is showing his clarinet and is saying it is all his own. Squidward, upset, makes a bizzare clarinet to trade with his clarinet saying it's better to embarass the instrument designer. Resturant Mayhem: A series of mayhem encounters the resturant. First, somone busts all of the tables and chairs. Next, someone makes a mess in the kitchen. Now, Squidward's clarinet is stolen. Who could be behind this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? 36. The Tentacles Family/Sam's Girlfriend 37. Clarinet Check/Resturant Mayhem 38. Tentacle Figures/All Systems No Go Tentacle Figures: Squidward enters an animation contest, in which the winner wins a special performance at a fancy resturant. So after paying $500 dollars for the equipment, Squidward gets started. He wins, but it turns out this fancy resturant is where he works. All Systems No Go: Squidward notices that his house is a mess at the end of the day, so he creates a new night time chore system. But this becomes a problem when he has to continuely work overtime at the resturant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? 36. The Tentacles Family/Sam's Girlfriend 37. Clarinet Check/Resturant Mayhem 38. Tentacle Figures/All Systems No Go 39. Runway Catfights/Latter, Dudes! Runway Catfights: Squidward takes up male modeling when it comes to impressing his girlfriend, but male modeling is a lot harder than he thought. Latter, Dudes!: When Squidward can't make up his mind on things, Sam teaches him a system of doing the latter. But this leads Squidward into many crazy schemes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Episodes Season 2: 21. Unknown Squid/Change of Heart 22. Caper Shredder/Jimmy Returns Special. Saint Patrick's Day/Welcome Wagon 24. The Credibles/Legacy of the Charades 25. Krakken's Delight 26. Inked Out/The Squidist Substance 27. The Not-So Spring Fever/Suction Scare 28. Boxstuck/The Shocking Truth 29. A Ukelue Summer/The Five Days of Amateaur 30. A "30" Too Far/Surprise! 31. How Many Trombones, Again?/Twisted France Special. Fireworks of the French/A Squid's Scent 33. Rick Rack/Breath of Fresh Water 34. Double Hate/Fenced 35. My Not-So-Intelligent Friend/Aren't I Rite? 36. The Tentacles Family/Sam's Girlfriend 37. Clarinet Check/Resturant Mayhem 38. Tentacle Figures/All Systems No Go 39. Runway Catfights/Latter, Dudes! Special. Labor's Cancer Labor's Cancer: On Labor Day, Sam doesn't feel too well. After Squidward and Chad take him to the hospital, the doctor does a quick checkup saying that Sam might have cancer. Now, during the doctor's long checkup, Squidward and Chad take a look back at all of the great moments they had with Sam, with clips from previous episodes. And this concludes Season 2 of The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles! Tune in tomorrow for the beginning of Season 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 Season 3 begins today! The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad Dance Competition: Squidward enters the Ukelue Bottom Dancing Competition and is accepted for the finals, but Rick is accepted as well. Squidward knows he's facing tough competition as since he knows Rick is a pretty decent dancer. Competitive Chad: Squidward sees that Chad is sometimes very competitive, so he challenges him to a musical competition and the loser will have to be in woman's clothing in public for 24 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars Squid Wars: The entire cast participates in a play of Star Wars. The main cast contains Squidward as Luke Skywalker, Squidward's girlfriend as Leia, Chad as Han Solo, Sam as Chewbacca, and Rick as Darth Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent Autumn Reefs: The first day of Autumn is here, and Squidward spends the day putting reefs into piles with his reef blower as Sam plays with his. The Golden Scent: Many customers start coming in, and the resturant's profits are going up by the hundreds, but the owner takes this to his advantage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Squid in Space: Sam wins a contest to go into space and brings Squidward and Chad along, who desperatly don't want to go. But their ship crashes into a satillete, which can cause them to severly crash and get killed. Clarinet Records: Squidward, Sam, and Chad attempt to make it into the Sea Records Book, but they don't know what to do. After reading through last year's volume, they attempt to build the most giant clarinet ever. Which they, of course, have to beat SpongeBob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Special. The Unforgettable Halloween The Unforgettable Halloween: It's Halloween, and a series of scares enter Ukelue Bottom. First, Squidward's girlfriend scares the resturant owner, who scares Chad, who scares Sam, who scares Squidward so hard he breaks the time barrier. Now Squidward must save Neptune before he is sent to far land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 With season 1 done, I finally post here. Patrick In The Future by TrophyStealers Imagination presents a rerun of Patrick In The Future: season 1 episode 1: its shiny/ my names not RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKCKKKKKKKKKK! its shiny patrick decids he needs more trophies. he gets spongeob to help him but has this star gone to far again? my names not rick/patrick is angry when he gets called rick by everyone so he gets revenge. later that day he found out it was call patrick rick day and he faints of exhaustion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Happy Anniversary Tom and Lou! These are my personal best episodes of Season 1!: Ep.2 "The Pub Club" (Tom and Lou pulled into a strange town that had a wild west theme setting). Tom: Whoa! Sandy would love this! Lou: Tell me about it! (Tom and Lou walked into a place called the Pub Club) Tom: Wow, this is some type of bar. ???: Yes this is. Only the best bar in the sea! I'm bartender Mick! Lou: Well, Mick, lets see how your drinks taste and I'll decide if this is the best bar. Bartender Mick: I'm sure you won't be disappointed cowboy! (Suddenly a big and muscled fish came to Tom and Lou). Big Fish: New boys aye? Well THIS bar belongs to THIS town. Not out side trash from Neptune knows where. Tom: Listen buddy, we just want a drink. Mick: And you'll get a punch if you keep talking to Big Mike this way! Lou: Big Mike? That's your name?!? Big Mike: Yup.. Lou: How stupid! Big Mike: Okay you nerd, I want you to meet me here tomorrow, because we're gonna tussle. (Big Mike walked out the bar with his gang) Mick: He's gonna tear you up kid! Lou: I'm no kid and I can handle him. (Tom and Lou rented an apartment) Lou: What are we going to do?! I can't handle Big Mike! Tom: We need to leave town. Lou: I can't, I'm no coward! Tom: So you want to get your can kicked? Lou: No.. Tom: Then, lets go. Lou: No. I'm going to bed. I have a fight tomorrow. Even if I lose. (Tom looked at Lou with such disdain). (Tom awoken the next morning and saw Lou gone.) Tom: Oh no! Lou! Lou: I'm here Big Mike.. Big Mike: Alright kid.. Lets do this. (Just as the two were about to throw down, everyone began smelling smoke.) Lou: What' that? Mick: Oh no! My bar is on fire. (Everyone ran and screamed. Lou got out alive and saw Tom in the Black Horror.) Tom: Get in! Lou: Did you set the Pub Club on fire? Tom: The things I do for you huh? Lou: OH TOM! Tom: Dude! You are not a chick. (Tom pulled off as Big Mike shot at the car) Tom: Oh no, he shot the gas pipe! Lou: So.. Tom: So? As we speak we are running out of gas! (Tom and Lou managed to get the Black Horror out of the town, but not without a few minor or major.. Bruises). Ep.6 "High Tide In The Sky" Lou: I can't believe we're at an airport!!!! I've never been to one. Tom: Don't get too excited, you'll catch an asthma attack. Lou: I don't have asthma.. ------------- (Tom and Lou board the Krusty Plane.) Lou: Is this new? Tom: Brand new! Lou: Its really nice! Lou: Tom are you tearing over there? Tom: I'm just a bit upset. I told Scooter to not let my uncle out of the car and..and he stupidly.. Lou: HEY don't think about. Tom: We're going to his funeral though.. Lou: Well think about the funeral, not what happened. Tom: Let me call Scooter..(Tom takes out his phone).. ???: Excuse me.. No phones.. Tom: Listen, (reads name tag) Patricia, I'm going through a rough time right now- Patricia: No you LISTEN! We all go through the most DISGUSTING RUTS THAT (Starts crying and yelling in high pitched voice) WE CAN'T COME OUT OF. You need to BACK OFF and not be so self absorbed. Lou: Daaang girl. Whatchu been through? Patricia: (Starts breathing funny). Lou: Okay, she must have a breathing problem.. Tom: SHE has ASTHMA.. (Patricia starts having an asthma attack.) Tom: (Screams) Can we get some help here! ------------- (The plane comes to a stop due to Patricia's asthma attack.) Announcer: Please remain in your seats while we board off a young worker here named Patricia. Tom: I heard she had just started.. Lou: Sad.. -------------- (6 hours later) (Tom and Lou fall asleep on each other and Lou feels something wet on his pants.) Tom: (Waking up) Oh no..wet dream! Oh just Lou's drool. (Goes back to sleep and then wakes back up) LOU'S DROOL. Lou get off of me Lou: Huh huh? What happened? Tom: Goodness Lou, I didn't know you were a drool-er.. Lou: I'm not. Tom: Than what is that all over your face? Lou: Oh.. well you see, you went to sleep before me so I got bored and.. Tom: I don't wanna know. Good news we'll finally be back in Bikini Bottom for Uncle Max's funeral in just two hours. Ah..I've managed to put up with all the buffoonery today! Announcer: Two hour delay for all those heading to (sings) Bikini Bottom! Tom: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Lou: Tom, cool your nipples everyone can hear you. Tom: I think I have asthma.. Lou: Why? Tom: (Has asthma attack). Ep.9 "Tom and Lou Go To High School" (Part 1) (Tom and Lou ride into Lanesville) Tom: Really beautiful town! Lou: Agreed. (The boys buy a place in the town) House Seller: Great lighting, beautiful bedrooms, nice kitchen.. This house has it all. Lou: Ooh, a backyard pool and Jacuzzi! Thanks Dave! Dave: No problem boys. (While enjoying their new place, they get a knock on the door. Tom answers it). ???: I'm Denver and these are some other government agents.. Tom: You guys are.. the government of this town? Denver: Yes. We've heard a lot about you and your friend Lou (Lou comes to the door) Tom: Get to the point.. Denver: We want you two to pose as high school students to find out what the seniors are up to there. Tom: Lou? Lou: it could be fun? Tom: Okay, we'll do it. ---------------- (The next morning Tom and Lou dress up in bling a ding clothes provided by the government). Tom: These kids go to school through summer too, no wonder there's something going on. (Tom and Lou walk into Lanesville High and all the girls turn their eyes at them). Tom: No need to stare, we're gonna be here all year! Lou: (makes beat). (Tom and Lou enter Math class) ???: I am Ms.Sherlock to those of you who don't know (looks at Tom and Lou) Ms. Sherlock: Shall we start with something easy.. Tom, what is 50 times 10000 Tom: Uh..er..5- 000??? Ms. Sherlock: NUH (The whole class, including Lou laughs hard) -------------------------- (After Math, everyone starts talking about how dorky and stupid Tom and Lou were) Lou: These kids wouldn't know cool if it blew their way! (The Black Horror awaits Tom and Lou at Lunch/Recess) Tom: Our first day did not go quite as planned. The Black Horror: (Pulls out built in Hammer) Do I need to knock some heads in? (Everyone stares at the car.) Everyone: Wow, cool, oh, whoa, awesome! ???: I'm Jess, here's my number you stud! (Slips Tom here number) ???: Are you guys seriously buying this? Jess: Oh Kiefer, stop being so immature and juvenile. Kiefer: Don't trust these losers. They'll disappoint. (Walks away) Lou: (Whispers to Tom) Something's shady about that Kiefer guy... Ep.10 "Tom and Lou Go To High School" (Part 2) (Tom and Lou had successfully become the coolest kids of the school within a week in thanks to The Black Horror) Steve: So, I hear you got a date tonight with that Jess girl! Tom: Well, I get around.. if you do know what I mean ha ha! Lou: (Pulls Tom over to the side) Tom, your are not going out with a probably hormonal child! You are 26! Twenty - freaking - six! Tom: Lou.. Relax, nothing's gonna happen! (Tom walks away) come on Steve! -------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou are at their house and Lou comes in from the outdoor Jacuzzi). Lou: Your all dressed up.. Tom: I DO have a date.. Lou: You are NOT going out with Jess! Tom: Yes I am! Lou: NO! Tom: You can't control me, I'm in high school now! (Cries). Lou: Tom? What are we doing? Tom: I'm pre-tty sure, your acting like my dad.. (Tom walks out the house). ----------------------------------- (Tom and Jess ride the Black Horror into a grassy field). Jess: I really like you Tom. Tom: Your okay (gulps). Jess: Your so cute.. Tom: Umm. Well, maybe we should go somewhere. Jess: I'm enjoying here.. Tom: But, activity is IM-(Jess kisses him. Tom pushes her away). Jess: Whats wrong with you? Tom: I'm, I'm.. I'm 26... (Jess leaves car with tears. Tom chases after her). Tom: JESS!! The Black Horror: Ha ha, love is buffoonery. (The Black Horror is suddenly struck with a hammer) Kiefer: Your going to be quiet car! (Kiefer and his two friends get in the car and drive it away) (Lou walks around moping outside, but then sees the Black Horror and Kiefer in it!) Lou: (stealing car from an old lady) Sorry ma'am this is important! Old Lady: You crazy sh- (Tom returns to the grassy area and notices the car missing) Tom: Lou's gonna kill me! ----------------------------------- (Lou follows Kiefer and his friends into a building.) Kiefer: Here's the car! Lou: (To himself) DENVER! Denver: Those foolish men don't know what hit them. Park the car in my private garage. ------------------ (Lou sneaks down to the private garage). Lou: What'd they do to you? Lou: (tries to get in car) He did not change locks! (Lou breaks an entering) --------------------------------- (Tom ponders the streets, but sees Lou pop up with the car). Lou: Denver's against us! He had Kiefer steal the car! (Tom and Lou see airships coming at them) Lou: GET IN! (Tom get in and they hopelessly drive the care away from the planes. Suddenly, The Black Horror comes back to life. He flies them into the sky and unleashed bombs on an airship. The airship explodes. Black Horror than unleashes its built in spinning knife and cuts down the rest of the airships.) The Black Horror: No one, messes with The Black Horror. Tom and Lou: EPIC! Ep.11 "Susie" (Tom and Lou went to a park in a town call Sunnyville). Tom: Ah.. Peace and tranquility! Lou: This park is something! Not nearly as dirty as the last park we went to. Tom: Look, Black Horror is trying to kick it to that tree! The Black Horror: (Notices Tom and Lou are staring) Well.. it is a living organism.. ----------------- (After a few hours of relaxation, Tom, Lou, and Black Horror were leaving). Tom: Hey, this ball. Its a pretty red.. (A little girl run to Tom). Little Girl: Susie.. Tom: This is your ball? (Gives it to her and leaves the park) . (As the duo get in the black horror, they see the same pink skirted, light brown on the outside, and dark brown in the middle little girl in the back seat). Tom: Hey there! I just saw you! You remember? Lou (Plucks Tom) Of course she remembers, it was 4 seconds ago! Little Girl: Susie! Tom: Susie? ThatÔÇÖs your name ? Susie? Susie: Susie! Lou: (grabs little girl, takes her out of the car and places her on the park grassy ground) Goodbye. Tom: (Drives off) That was harsh.. Lou:..But necessary. ------------------------------ (Tom and Lou arrive at their mansion in Sunnyville) Tom: Dave finds us such nice..(sees Susie).. LOU! Lou: (Walks in living room) What is it- AH! Little girl, do you have parents? A home. Susie: Susie! ----------------------------------- (Tom and Lou go in the hallway). Lou: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? This little girl is obviously delusional. Tom: How so? Lou: (Slaps Tom upside the head) THINK butthead! Tom: Hey..hey.. don't throw Back To The Future references at me! Lou: Tom this is serious. Tom: I know, I know. -------------------------- (Tom and Lou enter the living room again and the little girl has disappeared). Tom and Lou: YES she's gone!!!! She's gone, she's gone, she's gone, she's gone. --------------------------- (Tom and Lou take a drive in the black horror). The Black Horror: ACHOO ACHOO Tom: (Rows down window) Black Horror, are you alright? The Black Horror: (Pulls over) ThereÔÇÖs something in my trunk! (Lifts up trunk door. Susie rises). Tom and Lou: SUSIE! Police Officer: This is your car? Tom: Yea. Police Officer: Your under arrest for abuse of a child! Tom: But.. But.. (Police man opens his door and cuffs his hand) I (Starts crying) didn't, she's not - Lou: (Shouts) TOM.. STOP TALKING, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED IN COOOOUUURRTT! (End Of Episode) Ep.12"Big Momma's Bank" (Tom and Lou were now in the town of Staten. Which happened to be the place Lou's mom was living). Momma Lou: So how many more days you boys in town? Lou: Like, 5 more ma. Tom: But.. We might leave early.. Momma: Why? Tom: Personal reasons.. Momma: Well, I'm a go get some groceries. (Leaves house) Tom: YOUR MOM HAS BEEN HERE EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS we've been here! Lou: I know she's been annoying.. Tom: Alleviating!!! Lou: How about we go out to the lake and fish a little. Tom: YES. The best suggestion I've heard all day. ------------------------------------------------------------------ (Tom and Lou come back from of fishing two hours later). Lou: MOM what'd you do to the house? Its all pink! Momma: Boy, hush up. Embrace yo feminine side. Lou: Mother- Momma: DON'T YOU SAY IT! Lou: I was just saying Mother! ---------------------------------------------------------------- (12:00 at night, Tom and Lou smell something burning). Lou: What is..(sees his mother throwing money into the fireplace) MOOOOM! Tom: Momma Lou, why??? Momma: Well I was going to make you a newspaper! Lou: Why? Momma: You boys need the classics in your life! Tom: Aww.. you used up ALL our money for the rode. Momma: I'm sorry boys, I'll give you 10g out of my saving's account. Lou: I don't- Momma: Louy, be quiet! Tom: Ha ha, Louy! Lou: Shut up Thomas! Tom: Lou, now that's cold! ---------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom, Lou, and Momma Lou arrive at the bank ) Momma: I would like to take out 10grand. Worker: Here you go Ms. Corelli (As Lou, Momma Lou, and Tom are walking out, three men with guns enter the bank). Robber #1: Everyone GET DOWN. Momma: NO! Lou: Momma just get down. Momma: NO Robber #1: Get down! Lou: Momma GET DOWN! Momma: NO! I will never go down for any man! Lou: Momma, (cries) PLLLLEEEAASSSEE!!!!! (Momma Lou flips over to Robber #1 and kicks gun out of his hand and then trips him with her fat legs. The other me shoot at her, but miss. Momma Lou tackles Robber #2) Momma: Meoow! (Licks his face. Grabs his gun and shoots robber #3 before he can say quicksaw!) YEA!!! I'm the shi- Police Man: FREEZE...riiight there. Are you the robber Ms.? Momma Lou: No, I.. Tom and Lou: YES, YES, YES SHE IS SHE TOOK THE WHOLE- Police Man: OKAY! (Cuffs Momma Lou and walks out with her). Momma: Lou, please tell him the truuuuuuuth! Tom and Lou: (Dancing) Oh Yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yea, Oh yeah (Robbers get back up) Robber #1: Okay, everyone down again. Tom and Lou: (Cry) Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man, Aw man. Ep.14 "Vacation Nation" (Tom and Lou were standing in line to aboard The S.S Blandy!) Tom: Don't understand why we are taking a "vacation" (rolls eyes). Lou: Because you AGGRAVATE me! And I need some peace and tranquility. (Finally after an hour long line, Tom and Lou arrive on board). Mr.Krabs: Welcome! Welcome! I'm Mr.Krabs, the manager! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou went straight to the pools after they got settled in their cabin). Lou: (Reading the layout Map) The pool is on the... 10th floor. Tom: Cool. (When the two arrived, Tom jumped straight into the hot tub). Lou: Tom! Pools first. Tom: I'm taking a hot bath before I enter the pools Lou: Excuses, excuses! (Leaves to the pool) ??: I'm Juana! You are? Tom: Tom. Juana: This is me and my family's first time here, yours too? Tom: Yes.. Juana: This is my brother, my sister, my mother, and my step grand uncle! Tom: Step-grand-uncle? What do you have family affairs? ..Any way, this Jacuzzi isn't hot enough (gets out and turns heat up to hottest level). Juana and her family: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Their screams heard through the entire 11, 10, 9, and 8 decks). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lou: I'm sorry about Tom's actions, this won't happen again. Mr.Krabs: It better not! Juana and her family are suffering 3rd degree burns and apparently broke their neck bones from screaming so loud. (Tom and Lou go to the 8th deck to get some donuts). Lou: Patrick, two donuts cost 2 dollars. Patrick: uh.. Oh! Tom: (Conniving/Lying) 2 dollars costs 200 donuts, ha ha! Lou: (Whispers) TOM! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (Mr.Krabs walks by the donut shop and sees all the donuts gone and Tom and Lou rubbing their now - fat stomachs.) Mr.Krabs: You two are gonna PAY for this!!!! Lou: Wait.. Literally? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou go to the Central Park on Deck 9) Lou: Ah.. A peaceful park. Tom: Peaceful? This park should be protested! Poor Seahorses, Jelly fish, and Clams locked up and trapped! (Tom unleashes all of the animals). Lou: TOM!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- (The animals/sea critters chase Tom, Lou, and several other guests around the whole ship). Tom: Looks like we're heading into the Dining Room!!!! (The animals ruin everyone's dinner as they fly and jump across/on the tables). ---------------------------------------------------------------------- (After hours of chaos, Sea Animal Control finally got everything cleaned up.) Lou: Tom, we've caused so much mess on this ship.. I feel like we need to repay Mr.Krabs back.. Tom: Not with Money!!! Lou: Of course not! I heard Squidward got sick recently, so they've had no entertainment at The Broadway Theater and I happen to know... Ned And The Needlefish! Tom: I see where this is going! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Lou and Tom get Ned and The Needlefish to play, making Mr.Krabs happy). Mr.Krabs: Thanks boys! Lou: No problem! Tom: Yea, no problem! Listen, I-I.. I'm sorry about all the incidents today.. Mr.Krabs: Its all settled now lad. Ned And The Needlefish: (Singing "It Ends Tonight") : "Your subtleties, they strangle me I can't explain myself at all And all the wants and all the needs All I don't want to need at all The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight A falling star, at least I fall alone I can't explain what you can explain You're finding things that you didn't know I look at you with such disdain The walls start breathing, my mind's unweaving Maybe it's best you leave me alone A weight is lifted on this evening I give the final blow When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight Now I'm on my own side It's better than being on your side It's my fault when you're blind It's better that I see it through your eyes All these thoughts locked inside Now you're the first to know When darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight It ends when darkness turns to light It ends tonight, it ends tonight Just a little insight won't make this right It's too late to fight, it ends tonight, it ends tonight Tonight, inside When darkness turns to light It ends tonight" "Thank you S.S Blandly!!!!" 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TJ Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Happy Anniversary Tom and Lou! Here's my favorites of Season 2 : Ep.15 "I Pledge Alliance....To The Flag" (Tom and Lou visit the city of Royalsville on a tour.) Lou: I'm so excited to be here!!!! Tom: Yea,I wanna meet the King! Lou: Only a select few pupils can meet King Neptune! Tom: Why did you say it like that? Why not just say people? Lou: I wanted to sound official. And that's not the point! --------- (The Bad Guyz Club in a dark alley.) Dario: As leader, I command you all follow my plan to kill king neptune. Not Bruce's Bruce: Whatever, but one day I'll be the leader of this gang! Chewy: That'll be the day! Dario will always rule. Everyone in my fanclub agrees! Dario: Fanlub of what? Chewy: NOTHING. NOTHING. Dario: So. Its decided? My plan? Lester: Lets do it! Roid: C'mon!!! I'mz ready! Lester: Your pronunciation is bad. ------------ (The Bad Guyz Club waits in the bushes for King Neptunes guards) Soldier #1: I hate marching you guys. You always cry about your legs, you sissy's. (The BGC jump all of the soldies, but two escaped.) Bruce: Tartur Sauce! --------------- (The two solders run over tourguide Betty) Betty: Ya JERKS! Ya Like beating on women? (Betty violently attacks them) Betty: K everyone, lets move along. (Tom and Lou look at the men). Lou: By the way the way they are dressed... they must work for Neptune!! Tom: GREAT... Now lets steal their outfits and go meet Neptune! Lou: GREAT...NO TOM: GREAT...YES! Lou: Tom. Tom: Lou. Lou: Fine. Tom: YAY! ----------- (Tom and Lou sneak into King Neptune's mansion dressed as guards and overhear the other "guards") Dario: Now that we are dressed as guards, we can kill King Neptune, comitting the best crime a crime group has ever committed! Tom: AND WE'LL JOIN YOU! Lou: TOM!!! Tom: (Whispers) Shush if you wanna stay alive. Dario: Your Max's nephew.. maybe you got a little crime side in you, eh? Tom: Totally!! Lou's my plan guy. Bruce: You guys wanna help out? Tom: We'd be delighted Lou: (Gives Tom the evil eye). ---------- (Tom and Lou sneak of 10 minutes later andwarn King Neptune.) King Neptune: So your telling me my soldiers are fake and are planning to kill me? Lou: Yes.. Tom: BUT not us! We just wanted to meet you! King Neptune: I understand.. I believe you (Pages in his soldiers). Dario: Yes sir? King Neptune: Take Tom and Lou to the police station for the crime of impersonation. Tom and Lou: BUT..WE JUST WANTED (The BGC takes them) TO MEET YOU, THEY'RE THE BAD ONESSSSSS!!! Dario: (Whispers to Tom) You know what I'd do a guy like you in my cellar? Tom: (Gulps) Ep.16 "The Adventures Of Moochers" (Tom and Lou drive into Coralwood). Lou: This is the place where dreas come true!!!! Tom: We should try out for acting spots! Lou: Yeaaaa! The Black Horror: What director would want the two of you. (Tom and Lou go into a Diner) Tom: hey, isn't that Scooter? Lou:The one eating kelp fries? Tom: Yea. Lou: Yea! (Tom and Lou approach Scooter). Scooter: Duudes! Tom: What are you doing here? Scooter: Oh, I'm here with Evelyn!She's in town cheering for this season's football game. I'll take you her house. ---------- (Tom, Lou, and Scooter arrive at Evelyn's place). Tom: Wow, a mansion! Evelyn: Yea, for me and my team while we're in Coralwood. We're going shopping, you guys can come with. ---------- (At the mall). Lou: So, you'll buy us anything??? Evelyn: Yea, me and my team have loads of cash. Tom and Lou: IN THAT CASE!!!! Tom: Can I get that COAT Lou: Can I get that JEWEL Tom: Can I get those CHOCOLATES ALL AROUND THAT Pool. Lou: Can I get that DOG, If not, I'll lose my cool. ---------- (At the mansion). Stephanie: Your friends got too many things today! Lola: Yea! Evelyn: They've been on the road a while like us, so maybe they just want... Tina: The whole wide world. I'm gonna pound them with my man muscles! Lola: Yea! Roxy: Do you only ever say Yea!? Lola: Yea! (Tom and Lou come in, which makes everyone leave). Tom:Umm...Evelyn? Evelyn: They're cheerleaders!! probably rushing to get some frozen yogurt (says to herself) THAT IS SUCH A STEREOTYPE!!!! ---------------- (Two days later) Evelyn: TOM AND LOU! You spent 600 dollars on room service. This isn't a hotel. Tom: But you said your butlers would serve us. Evelyn:Their paid butlers!!! (Evelyn runs outside and sits on the porch. In the drive thru, The Black Horror talks tou her.) The Black Horror:(Smoothly) You know Tom and Lou are using ya... Evelyn: What was that? The Black Horror: You heard me.... Evelyn: Your right! They're mooching my money! The Black Horror: K toots, heres the plan.. ------------ Evelyn: Tom.. Lou. Tom and Lou: What? Evelyne: How about you guys treat yourselfs to the Salt City restaurant . The most expensive restaurant in the sea. Lou: COOL! Money..? Evelyn: (Gives them play money). Tom: $20,000,000 thanks! ----------- (Hours later, the duo spend $10,000,000 on food) Lou: I'm stuffed! Tom: I feel it bro... Waiter: Money please. Lou: (Gives hm the pretend money). Waiter: This isn't real cash. Tom and Lou: (Gulp) EVELYN!!!!! Ep.19 "The Pink Scream" (Tom and Lou arrive in a town called Radell). Lou: Tour guide Betty Coven has a book out called, Around the sea. I'm reading about Radell. Tom: What's it say? Lou: That Radell has a high population of sharks! Tom: (Gulps) (Tom and Lou park ride up to Evelyn's Cheerleading Transportation Bus). Tom: Eve hey! Evelyn: Its Evelyn..and what are you to doing here? Lou: We are actually leaving..this place has sharks! Evelyn: They are actually very nice. Me and my girls just finished Cheerleading for their football game. Lola: YEA! Evelyn: Say something ELSE! Lola: Yea! Tom: Too bad you don't have a car to ride in. Evelyn: My last one was towed. And this tour bus is good enough! Lou: Ha ha, You see our car? Its awesome. If only you had an awesome car.. Evelyn: Shut up. BOTH of you! The Black Horror isn't even all that! (The Black Horror pulls out Spinning Knife) The Black Horror: YOU aren't all that. Tom: Our car can TALK! BEAT THAT! Evelyn: I'll get a Boatmobile just as amazing (Evelyn runs off). -------- (The next day Evelyn drives through Radell with a hot pink Boatmobile. Tom , Lou, and The Black Horror go to he park where Evelyn is with her new car). Tom: Wha-what is this? Evelyn: 'Tis be my new car (smiles) . Evelyn's Car: Hello boys, I am The Pink Scream! The Black Horror: OH-MY-GOSH! Lou: Wow Ev, impressive! (The Pink Scream pulls out a giant hammer and whacks Tom and Lou. She then winks at The Black Horror). ------- (Late at night, The Black Horror and Pink Scream quietly roam Radell together). The Black Horror: So, who built ya? The Pink Scream: Evelyn's uncle, Steve. The Black Horror: Well he sure as heck built a beauty.. The Pink Scream: Thanks..that means a lot to meh. The Black Horror: I-I really like you. The Pink Scream: As do I. ------- (The two boatmobiles rest at the park when suddenly three sharks pop up). The Black Horror: (Wakes up) Who's there! Shark #: Our appetite (smiles evilly) (The sharks ambush The Black Horror and the Pink Scream. The Black Horror backs them away with his spinning knife and The Pink Scream pounds them with her hammer) (The police arrive). --------- (The next day, The Black Horror and The Pink Scream are pronounced as heroes). Evelyn: You must have been so scared! The Pink Scream: Not with Black Horror by my side. (Honks her horn). (The Black Horror smiles). Tom: Well, The Radell Predators Football Team has been shut down.. Evelyn: GOOD! I will never cheer for sharks again. (Evelyn rides away in The Pink Scream). BAI BOYS! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ep.20 “Tom and Lou Go To The Desert” (Part 1) (Tom and Lou drive into Barnacle Idaho Desert.) The Black Horror: This sand is ruining my sparkly new tires! Tom: Don’t worry, I’ll buy another pair soon. Lou: And some gas.. Tom: Aw man, come on Black Horror! The Black Horror: I can’t go anymore! Lou: There’s a cabin over there. Lets ask for help getting our boatmobile out of the desert. Tom: Okay. (Tom and Lou knock on the cabin door.) Tom: No one’s answering…(Tom walks in) Lou: TOM! You have no manners! (Tom and Lou see files and papers all over the place. Tom picks up a file.) Tom: Human Visitation Rights. Lou: Let me see that! Tom: No time, I see some one coming. (Tom and Lou run out the cabin and see police cars coming at them. They jump in The Black Horror.) Tom: Ok I know your out of gas, but please you all your might! The Black Horror: I will have to transfer the power that makes me able to talk, into my gas supply! Lou: DO IT! (The Black Horror speeds off with the police cars chasing after them.) -------------------- (The trio are parked behind a huge boulder.) Tom: YOU TOOK THE FILE? Lou: I was curious! Tom: Now your gonna get us killed! Lou: We just have to get out of this desert. (Helicopters over above Tom and Lou.) ???: Stop where you are boys. (Police cars pull in.) Tom: DENVER! Lou: Wait, Denver? Evil government dude from Lanesville? Tom: Uh huh. (The Black Horror flies off.) Tom and Lou: HEY! (Tom and Lou are arrested) Ep.21 “Tom and Lou Got To The Desert” (Part 2) (Evelyn and her girls are riding in their tour bus when they are pulled over by a car.) Evelyn: The Black Horror. The Black Horror: Tom and Lou are in danger. You’ve got to come with me to Barnacle Idaho Desert! Evelyn: What? Fine. The Black Horror: WAIT, you can’t get in me. I have no more energy to drive anyone else but myself! Evelyn: You need gas huh. The Black Horror: …….. Evelyn: ? Roxy: He must have used his energy to talk, to convert into gas to keep him running. There’s a gas station near by.. (After being filled up with gas, The Black Horror and Evelyn travel to the desert.) -------------- (Tom and Lou are being held in a facility in the desert.) Lou: What is the Human Visitation Rights about?! Denver: In less than three days, the air-breathers will sign this contract that states, we will give them our fish, if they help us get some gold! Tom: Selling your kind out for gold? That’s low Denver! Denver: Ha ha ha! I know! ???: So.. what shall we do to them. Denver: Fry them. The humans will love that. Tom: Don’t touch us! Lou: What he said! ------------ (Evelyn and The Black Horror fly within the area of a small facility.) Evelyn: Think they’re in there? The Black Horror: Its our best bet! Evelyn: I thought you didn’t like them.. The Black Horror: Tom’s my owner. I do. (The Black Horror shoots bombs at the facility. He Evelyn go in.) Denver: What in Trident’s name?!? (Evelyn uses her martial arts knowledge to fight off the government men. The Black Horror simply rides straight through them.) Tom: Evelyn! Get the file from Denver! (The Black Horror cuts loose Tom and Lou.) Evelyn: (runs to Tom and hugs him.) Tom: Are you feeling okay??? Evelyn: Umm… LOOK, I got the file. Tom: What’d you do with Denver. (Denver is sticky glued to a wall.) Tom: How did you know it was him? Evelyn: Educated guess. Now lets go! ------------ (The police show up and arrest the governors.) Evelyn: You girls called the police? Stephanie: We wanted to believe you’d be safe. Lola: Yea! Roxy: Ha ha! Scooter: Sup dudes! Tom: How’d you get here? Scooter: Evelyn’s friends. Who are now my friends. (Scooter hugs all the girls. They make uncomfortable faces.) Evelyn: Yea, sure Scooter. Ep.25 "The Black Horror In A Christmas Carol" (Part 1) (Christmas,a wonderful time of year. Filled with love and cheer. All except The Black Horror, who was filled with despair.) The Black Horror: Its freezing.. Evelyn: Sorry, not much heat, but we should be thankful my uncle Steve let us use his cabin for Chistmas weekend! Tom: Eggnog anyone? Evelyn: Oooh, pass some of that over here! The Black Horror: I'd rather pour more oil and bleach down my tank. Scooter: Wow..that was- cold... The Black Horror: So is this weather (TBH leaves out the cabin, into the forest.) Tom: (Shouting) Black Horror. Wait. The Black Horror: (Rips the Christmas ornaments, decoratins and clothes off himself) What? Tom: Wow, is it that much of a pain to celebrate the holidays? The Black Horror: Just Shu- Tom: NO. usually I'll put up with your negative attiude, but this weekend? NO. JUST NO. Lou: Tom? Just come on, leave him be, (Tom and Lou leave as The Black Horror drops an oil tear out his eye.) (A bright white light flashes) ???: Hello, I am THE CHRISTMAS CAR! The Black Horror: ..and what do you want? The Christmas Car: i am going to show you your Past, Present, and..OK you know how this goes. TBH: Uh..okay.. (The Christmas Car and The Black Horror transport to the past) ---------------- TBH: Uh...where are we? ???: I'm done with car! It has a super speed motot, a weaponary system and its nice and black? TBH: That's...Max..Maxwell! The Christmas Car: Your owner! Dario: Ya know, your a good mob leader for being 35! Chewy: YEAAA! DUDE YOU MADE US A KICKIN' CARR!!! (The next night, Maxwell is driving The Black Horror with a chick named Coco in shotgun.) The Black Horror: I remember Coco..good times, good times. (Quite an adventure The Black Horror is on, but there's some despair, still waiting to come.) Ep.26 "The Black Horror In A Christmas Carol" (Part 2) (The Black Horror and The Christmas Car return to the present.) The Christmas Car: Your present. All your friends are mad at you.. Tom: How ungrateful he is! Evelyn: He always has this negative attitude, and ya know its only gotten worser! Lou: I agree! What a stick in the mud! (TBH and The Christmas Car transport away.) Lou: why do i feel like we were all cruelly mean? Scooter: Well, not me.. --------------- The black horror: wh-we are in the- The Christmas Car: -future ^^ . TBH: My future... (The Future Black Horror lies in an open tool shed. Dirty, broken down,grouchy.) The Future Black Horror: Heyyyy, Hey girly girl. Wanna celebrate X-mas in my motor, huh huh,eh eh, (winks twice disturbingly) Woman: Ooo-uggghhh. (Walks off) The Black Horror: NO, NOOOOOO Where's Tom? Where's my owner? The Christmas Car: He left you Horror...you broke when he did. The Black Horror: NO, no, no (feels dizzy) n- (passes out) (The Black Horror Wakes up in the forest. Snow all around.) The Black Horror: Its Christmas.. (The Black Horrow goes into the cabin.) The Black Horror: IT'S CHRISTMAS! TiME TO CHEER! Tom: (Opening present) What's got you in a good mood? The Black Horror: I'm just REALLY happy..to have friends like you all. Evelyn: Aww. Scooter: Really dude?! The Black Horror: Yea.. Lou: Wow..what a tansition... (Everyone hugs The Black Horror.) (And as the friends opened their gifts, they start to believe The Black Horror is glitched. Its a Christmas Miracle. The Black Horror NOT being a grinch.) 23 "Uncle ScAM" (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter are visiting Uncle Max) Evelyn: I can not take your nephew's crap any longer! Uncle Max: Listen, my mansion is a place to chill. Not to be distraught! Tom: When did you get a mansion uncle? Lou: Good question. (The doorbell rings) Scooter: I'll get it ha ha ha! Uncle Max: He's still stupid? Evelyn: Yea... (Scooter answers it.) Evelyn: Jennifer Tinsley!!! Jennifer Tinsley: You didn't tell me you had company Maxwell ^^ . Uncle Max: Then lets take this upstairs.. shall we? (They leave.) Tom: Jennifer Tinsley the News Reporter? My uncle bagged her for a reason... Scooter and Lou: Cause she's HOT?! (Evelyn respectfully slaps them both in the back of the head.) ----------- Uncle Max: Lets take things to the next level Jennifer. Jennifer: What? Uncle Max (Takes out a ring) Jennifer: OH MY! Yes I'll marry you!! Uncle Max: You should probably give me your bank account password so I can set up the wedding. Jennifer: Okay.. ----------- (Two days later) (There's a knock at Tom and Lou's apartment door in Radell) Tom: Jennifer Tinsley? Jennifer: I am the biggest loser in Radell! Lou: What's wrong? (sits her down). Jennifer: Maxwell stole all the money in my bank account!!! (cries nonstop.) Tom: SHUT UP! Jennifer: Ok. Tom: I knew he was doing...I mean dating you for a reason. Jennifer: Cause I'm HOT?! (Lou respectfully slaps her in the back of the head.) Jennifer: OUCH! Tom: Obviously he was after your money, not your lips. He's too old for the touching of lips. Eww. Jennifer: So can you HELP me? Tom: I can! ----------------- (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Jennifer break into Uncle Max's buisness office in black ninja outfits.) Tom: His laptop is his world! You'll find everything on it. (Tom starts sending all the money from Uncle Max's account, to Jennifer's) Uncle Max: (Walks in and turns on the light.) My own nephew! Tom: That's right uncle! You scammed Jennifer, now you have to pay for it. Jennifer: YUUP Maxwack! The transaction went through! HE HEEE HEEEEEE! HA HAAAAAA. Uncle Max: Your a big 'ol friut loop aren'tcha? ---------------- (The next day at Uncle Max house.) Scooter: How about some newz? -------- Jennifer Tinsley: AND TODAYYYY! A skeezy scammer named Maxwell Powell has been givin COMMUNITY SERVICE for BANK ACCOUNT SCAM. OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAA. (Dances like an underwater chimp) David Hickings: Excuse my co host. She's not herself today.Appearantley she's a wild chimp. -------- (Uncle max turns off the TV.) Uncle Max: (Waoking away) Crazy broad stole all my money..ghgg hhm gghh jjjj. (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter all just look.) Ep.27 "Evelyn and Lou Run A Girl's Scout" (Evelyn got a shocking phone call from Radell Central Hospital.) Evelyn: OMG! Is Tom alright? Lou: Besides a lot 3rd Degree Burns, yea! Evelyn: WHAT happened? Lou: We were playing with Ancient Atlantis Fireworks, when one went off course and was going to hit a small cookie baking factory, so Tom went to warn anyone in there, but no one was there and then CABLAMO! Evelyn: Wait, why were you guys playing with Atlantis Fireworks? Lou: Because they're ANCIENT! Evelyn: UGH, (Plucks Lou). Lou: HEY! (Evelyn goes in Tom's hospital room.) Evelyn: Tom..are you okay..? Tom: I-..I'-m go..od (puts a thumb up.) Evelyn: Your not good! Your in VERY bad condition! (Lou pulls Evelyn into the hallway.) Lou: I need a little help here! (Evelyn sees a group of little girls in scout uniforms.) Evelyn: Aww, what cute little girrrls! (The girls growl.) Evelyn: (Backs up) OKAY! (Whispers) Little nasties. Lou: They're sueing me! Evelyn: What? Stacy: As the leader, I'll explain. That factory was OURS. Now we have to make the cookies in my tour bus kitchen! We WILL call the cops. Unless... Evelyn: Unless..? Lou: Well? Stacy: You two have to help us with our girl scout, as our grown up leader is out of town for a week! Evelyn:Yes Lou: No Evelyn: LOU Lou: EVELYN Evelyn: They are gonna call the cops. We have no choice, Lou. ----------------- (Evelyn and Lou drive Stacy and two of the scout girls in The Black Horror.) Evelyn: STACY! Stacy: WHAT? Evelyn: These aren't directions to your house. They are to Shark Fin City! Lou: ARE YOU GIRLS CRAZY!?! We are NOT going to the most dangerouse place in the entire sea! Stacy: BUT...our abandoned factory is there! Evelyn: Its not a WONDER ITS ABANDONED! Trisha: she has a point. Stacy: SHUT UP CHUBBY! Rosa: Your being mean. Lou: And suicidal.. Stacy: I am GOING to call THE POPO'S. Evelyn: FINE! Lou: NO! Evelyn: LOU! Lou: EVELYN! Evelyn: UGHHH- The Black Horror: SHUT UP. EVERYONE SHUT IT! We ARE going to Shark Fin City, so I don't have to hear anymore of this BULL. Everyone: (quietly and timid) Okay.. (With that, they kept driving onto the the factory.) -------------- Lou: (shivers) The town is so dark..and creepy. Stacy: ..Yea, maybe this was a bad idea.. Evelyn: Now you say that Stacy? (A group of sharks hover around them.) Shark #1: So what do we have here? The Black Horror: Poor and defensless fish?...and a..talking...car... Shark #2: Exactly what we like! Evelyn: Black Horror......DRIVEEE!!! (A high speed chase erupts) (One shark bites the BH's trunk. Another, the door. The girls in the backseat scoot over.) Scout Troop Girls: AHHHHHHHHHHH Lou: (Turns around) REMAIN CALM! (The Black Horror makes it through driven by Evelyn). Evelyn: (Steps out the car) Well..we made i-....Wait..where is it? The factory, the directions say its here... Lou: ...girls..? Stacy: Ohhh..you know what..I forgot... Trisha & Rosa: FOGOT WHAT? Stacy: Trisha...Rosa! The Black Horror: (Takes out large spinning knife) Talk child... Stacy: Yea, the sharks tore this down years ago. That'sss why..we relocated. Evelyn: So.. Stacey: ... The Black Horror: i got scratched and bit up.. Evelyn: ..We put our lifes in danger.... Lou: ALL FOR NOTHING? Stacy: For the sake of A good adventure? HAHAHAhahahah- . (Everyone has droven away in TBH. Leaving Stacy all alone. ) Stacy: Guys?, guys?, GUYS? Anyone here?!? (10 sharks surround her.) Stacy: Oh boy. Ep.28 "A Chip Off The Old Pub" (Tom, Lou, Scooter, The Black Horror, and Uncle Max were on a guys day out. They traveled to finest place to get a nice root-beer! The Pub Club, which is in the town Wild Roarin' Waterz). Bartender Mick: Well how'do ya'all do?! Tom: Ain't nothin', just chilling. Uncle Max: I hear you got the best root beer in the deep blue sea! Mick: Aw shucs, wouldn't say that! (Face turns purple-ish) Scooter: I WOULD! There are dozeens of people here! Mick: Yea, there are...(slightly frowns). ------------- (Uncle Max has drunken three straight glasses of root-beer out of the 10 glasses him and Scooter have separately) Scooter: Haha, I'm on my fourth cup old man! Uncle Max: Young blood, I'll have you know, I can drink more root-beer than you count numbers! The Black Horror: 101 root-beers? Scooter: (Angered) I CAN count over 100. The Black Horror: (Mumbles) Now you can... Uncle Max: Alright Scooter, bring it on. Scooter: Oh, I don't think you want it on! ----------- (Hours later, Bartender Mick approaches Tom before he leaves with his friends.) Bartender Mick: Tom, can I talk to you? Tom: Sure, what is it? Bartender Mick: Look, I'm not getting any younger, and I just can't handle running the resturant anymore..especially on days like this- Tom: Mick, what are you saying? You closing down the Pub Club? Bartender Mick: Handing it over. To you Tom. Tom: Mick... Bartender Mick: It can just be temporarilly. JUST until I find a professional? Tom: Okay...but why me? Why not Lou? Or Uncle max? Mick: Your uncle is getting old and Lou isn't as free spirited as you are. Tom: Thanks.. so...how old are you? Bartender Mick: 48 Tom: Pshh! That's yoooung (laughs). Bartender Mick: Well my hips don't agree with you! ------------ (The next day, Tom starts work as The Pub Club manager) (The crowds arrive and things start to liven up!) Lou: I can't believe he made you Manager! Tom: Yea! Lou: And you get to be behind the counter! Tom: Yea! Lou: Can I come?! Tom: NO! Lou: (Makes a dissapointed, angry face). (20 guys race to the counter, wanting root-beer,). Tom: OKAY, OKAY, just calm down! (People jump over the counter. Tom whacks them with a broom). Tom: ACT CIVILIZED. ----------- (Scooter and Uncle Max Start their root-beer drinking contest. They start off with 20) Men In Background and Black Horror: CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG,CHUG! ----------- Tom: So you want the red food color in your root-beer? Random Man: Should I? Tom: Its your choice. Random Man: But convince me. Tom: BUT MAKE UP YOUR MIND! Scooter: (Rushes up to counter) TOM, I need 10 more root-beers Uncle Max: (Rushes up to counter) TOM, I need 20. Scooter: TOM, 30! (Everyone starts shouting for root-beer. Tom is super annoyed) --------------- Uncle Max: (After 40 root-beers) I-I ammm s-oo-ooo ga-ooo-ing to b-eatch youu Scooter: (After 41) I-I c-c-ca-an't dr-i-iink any-moooore...uhhh. Uncle Max: After these two beers, I-IIII w-i-lll winnn. (People start throwing root-beer glasses after two men start fighting. One hits Uncle Max and he is left uncoussious.) Scooter: I WIN! WHOAHOOO! (Falls out too). ------------- (Bartender Mick comes in the next day) Mick: Ahhhh, WHAT HAPPENED HERE? Tom: Failure.. Lou: Look, Tom tried... Scooter: But its clear.. Uncle Max: That the Pub Club.. The Black Horror: Belongs to you. Tom: No one can run it like you Mick. (Tom and Mick hug) Mick: Thank you son! I guess your right. Scooter: Ya know, its clear that I won the root-beer drinking competition! Uncle Max: With FOUL PLAY. I would of won boy. Scooter: In your dreams old man! Uncle Max: Tom, where's that broom? (Tom gives Uncle Max the broom and Uncle Max chases Scooter with it) Mick: Guys, GUYS, GUYYS (runs after them) (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror all just look at eachother and smile, shaking their heads) Ep.29 "Lou, We Hardly Knew Ya" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror arrive in Shell City. They find the small Motel that Evelyn and her cheerleading girls are staying in) Evelyn: (Opening room door) Tom, Lou, what do you guys need? Tom: Are your friends here? Evelyn: The girls stepped out for pizza. Scooter: (Comes out of back) GUYS! Lou: Scooter? Evelyn: Yea, he keeps following our tour bus and... its a long story.. Lou: LOOK, the Bad Guyz Club Tom: They keep following us! Lou: Trying to KILL US! Evelyn: Well you can't stay here! Too crowded! Tom: We already rented the room next door! Lou: SHAZAM! (High fives Tom). -------------- (The next morning, Tom and Lou hear TBH's alarm go off and the Bad Guyz Club chasing after him. They corner The Black Horror in an alley way) Dario: (With a hammer) come here my precious! Chewy: Yes Dario? (Everyone is dumbfound and looks at Chewy) Tom: HEEEY. get AWAY from MY CAR! (Tom and Lou throw sticks and stones at the Bad Guyz Club and The Black Horror runs them over. The boys and the car escape.) ----------------- (Two days later, Lou sets him and Tom up with stunt doubles.) Lou: Tom, you remember Luigi. Tom: Oh yea, when he pretended to be you when your mother got out of jail. Luigi: Now meet 'chur doublt Thomas, Tom: My double? ???: Yea, me. I'm Tim! Tom: So you guys are going to pretend to be us? Tim: Yup Luigi: Why not? ------------ (The following day, Tom, Evelyn, Scooter, and The Black Horror get back from a carnival.) Evelyn: Why didn't Lou come? Tom: He got sick. Scooter: Oh my goodness! Our motel! ------------ Jennifer Tinsley: A local motel was burned down, sending all inside to ill fate. Authorities are investigating the inccident. This is Jennifer Tinsley, signing out for Around The Ocean Newscast. Tom: Oh NO! LOU! (Tom, Evelyn, Scooter, and Black Horror discover that Lou is in a comma. They call his mother.) Momma Lou: How could something happen to my Lou! (Cries and sobbers) Evelyn: We are all really upset- Momma Lou: It is was YOU! (Points to Tom). Tom: Me? Scooter: Tom? Momma Lou: Ya know what, all of ya! He was traveling with you guys and you aint keep my baby safe! (cries more) Evelyn: Listen Momma Lou, your anger is misdirected- Momma Lou: PUT A CORK IN IT PRISSY. Evelyn: Uhh, Tom: Ms. Lou, we loved your son! Scooter: He was a cool person..despite being scared of tides (Evelyn and Tom hit him). The Black Horror: (comes inside the hospital) How is he doing? Scooter: Wait, you care? TBH: Yes moron. Tom: Lou..was always so caring and sweet. All he wanted was to keep me out of trouble. Scooter: Yea! All he wanted was to keep Tom out of trouble! (Everyone looks at him oddly) Lou: (Comes in hospital) Hey guys! How's Luigi. Everyone: WHAT? Evelyn: So your not ddd-... Tom: So you haven't kicked the... Scooter: So your not as dead as a doorkn- Evelyn and Tom: SCOOTER! Scooter: WHAT? Lou: Mom? Momma Lou: Oh LOU, HUG MEH! (Squeezes him tightly). Lou: You all thought I was dead? Louy was at the hotel, I went to the hospital for mdicene! Doctor: Excuse me, but are you here Luigi Marcela? Everyone: No, no, not us! Bye! (They run out the hospital). (Luigi's real family comes in.) Mother:Uh, Uh, Doctor. Luigi Marcela? Doctor: Yes, right this way. (Episode ends) Ep.32 "The Margo Camping Story" (Scooter was working late shift at the Skateboard Sheek store in New Kelp City when a female fish barges in.) ???: Excuse me sir, but do you know how to fix a car? Scooter: Ofcourse! I love fixing cars! When I was little I used to fix my little toy ones- ???: PLEASE! Scooter: Okay, okay, let me close up the store. (Scooter closes up the store and goes to fix the woman's car. A nice, expensive, red Shell Shocker.) Scooter: This is an amazing boatmobile! ???: Thank you. Scooter: So what did you say your name was again? ???: Margo. Margo Camping. Scooter: MARGO CAMPING!!! I could barely see you under that big yellow sun hat! Margo Camping: Kinda the point! Scooter: You do know that your the prettiest woman in the entire sea? Margo Camping: Yup. My people payed other people to bill me as that. Scooter: Well Ms. Camping! Your car is all done! Margo Camping: Thanks. I have to repay you somehow! Scooter: Oh, little ol' me? Nooo Margo Camping: Yes! Uhh..how about dinner at Eels Plaza tomorrow night at 8? Scooter: Its a date! (Margo kisses Scooter on the cheek, gets in her car, and drives off.) Scooter: Ohh, MY, GOOOSSSHHH. (The next day, Tom and Lou roll into town and show up at Scooter's doorstep.) Tom: I can't believe you have a hot date with Margo Camping! Lou: New Kelp City really is the place where dreams comes true! Scooter: This and Coralwood. (A knock on the door.) Scooter: Evelyn? Evelyn: Hey! Me and my girls are cheering here for a game in two days, so we are staying in a Motel nearby. Then I found out you were in town! Tom: Hey Evelyn! Evelyn: Tom and Lou? Lou: Hey Eve! Evelyn: What are stimpy and the brain doing here? Tom: Guess great minds think alike. Evelyn: Yes, but your mind is far from great! Scooter: I called them. They came. I had exciting news to share. Evelyn: Like what? Scooter: I'm dating MARGO CAMPING! Evelyn: WHAT!?! Scooter: Yea, tonight! Evelyn: Scooter, that's- Scooter: GREAT!? Evelyn: No, weird! Scooter: (Makes annoyed face) Evelyn: But exciting! Scooter: YES! -------------------- (Scooter shows up he resturant. He sees Margo.) Scooter: Sorry I'm late, Margo Camping: Just 15 minutes. Scooter: What's with the sunglasses - at night? Margo Camping: Ha ha, I see what you did there! But I don't want to attrack to much attention. You know what I mean? Scooter: Oh totally. Margo Camping: No you don't. Your not famous! Ha ha ha he ha!!!! Scooter: Ha haa-aa (makes glum face). --------------------- (Tom, Lou, and Evelyn are driving around New Kelp City in The Black Horror, looking at all the wonderful sights.) Evelyn: New Kelp has the most beautiful lights ever! Tom: Seeing them with all of you makes it twice the experience Lou and Evelyn: Aww Tom! (That 70s Show Theme Song Lyrics) Tom (In Driver's Seat): HANGING OUT. DOWN THE STREET, Evelyn (Now In Driver's Seat): THE SAME OLD THING. WE DID LAST WEEK! (Tom and Lou are in the backseat yelling in eachother's faces, while moving to the song) Lou (Now In Driver's Seat): NOT A THING TO DO, BUT TALK TOOO YOUUU!!! (Tom has his arm around Evelyn as they are both rocking to the song in the backseat. Everyone (Tom in the Driver's seat, Lou in shotgun, Evelyn in the backseat): WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT, WE'RE ALL ALRIGHT, YEAHHHH!!! (They are all nodding their heads and smiling as they sing) The Black Horror: HELLO NEW KELP CITY!!! ----------------------- Scooter: So, is hard to do a kiss scene with a random dude? Margo Camping: No, because I kiss everyone of them off set. Scooter: I KNEW IT WAS TRUE! Margo Camping: Hey, don't go spreading that chiz around! Scooter: ha ha ah haaa! Margo Camping: What? You can't blame me! My co-stars are too hot to NOT kiss off set! (Margo notices police offers looking in her and Scooter's direction. She tries ducking down.) Scooter: Is everything okay? Margo Camping: YEA, yea, how about we just, go to my place for desert. I had baked a nice Dark Chocolate Cake last night. Scooter: CHOOOOOCCOOOOOLLLLLLLAATTTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! Margo Camping: (Covers his mouth). (Whispers) Scooter, quiet. Come on. (They leave out) Officer #1: I think that was Margo Camping! Officer #2: I thought I was the only one! ----------------- (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and The Black Horror are all hanging out at the New Kelp City water fountain.) Tom: I wish Scooter was here. Evelyn: Yea, this has been the most fun day ever! Lou: Ofcourse, it is. NEW KELLLPPPP. CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFF. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DOOOO- (Everyone just stares at him.) Tom: Why are you randomly bursting into dance and song? Evelyn: Yea, I'd expect Tom to do something like that! Not you! (Everyone laughs, except Lou.) The Black Horror: Where is Scooter again? Evelyn: On his date with Margo Camping! The Black Horror: MARGO CAMPING!!!!! Tom: I know! Luck bellstard, right? The Black Horror: No! Lou, Evelyn, and Lou: What? The Black Horror: Don't you kids keep up with the times anymore! Margo Camping is being tracked down by police, after it was discovered that she has "disappered" all her ex-boyfriends. Tom: First of all, ya sound like an old fart, second of all, that's all a bunch of wumbo Lou: Its jumbo. Tom: THAT TOO! Your obviously just lockblocking Evelyn: Its called- oh nevermind! Why waste my breath explaining something to you of all people! Tom: Even if you did, I wouldn't understand, because ya speak sea horse Evelyn: EXCUSE ME? The Black Horror: Okay guys look. Its very true. (The Black Horror spits out a newspaper.) Evelyn: Oh my Neptune! Tom its very true. Lou: The true-iest true that ever true-ed! Evelyn: Okay, that is the stupidest thing you've ever said! ------------- (Scooter and Margo are back at her place eating chocolate cake.) Margo Camping: Oh Scooter! Lets stay FOREVERRRRR THIS WAYYYYY!!!! YOU ARE SAFE IN MY HEART AND MY HEART WILL GO ON ANDDDDD ONNNNNN!!!! Scooter: What? Margo Camping: Oh Scooter! Will you run away with me! WE CAN GO TO LAS VERGAS and START NEW LIVES. Change our names even! Scooter: Uhm. No. Margo Camping: NO? Scooter: I don't want to start a new life! You only get one ya know! Plus I have my friends to think about. Tommm, Louuu, Evelynnnn, Black Horrorrrr, Tommmmmm, oh did I mention Tommmmmmm! Margo Camping: Okay baby. Want another slice of cake? Scooter: Yea sure Margo Camping: Oh I'll cut you a slice alright (picks up knife) close your eyessss! (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and The Black Horror bust in.) Evelyn: DROP THAT KNIFE SISTA. Scooter: Evelyn, she was just cutting me a slice of cake. The Black Horror: Cutting you a slice alright! She was going to kill you! Scooter: What? Lou: Its true, Tom: She's on the run from the cops, because she's "disappeared" all her exes. Margo Camping: LIARS! Scooter, they just want to stand in the way of our happiness!!! (Evelyn pulls out the newspaper.) Scooter: Well if something's in print, its true. I'm sorry Margo. (A group of police officers storm in.) Officer #1: Margo freeze! (Margo runs and grabs Evelyn.) Margo: Try to stop me and she's done! Scooter: Margo..don't disappear Evelyn..she has too much to live for! Tom: Yea, she still hasn't grown her bat wings Lou: TOM! (Smacks him in the back of his head.) (Evelyn makes an angry face at him.) Margo Camping: Ohh..why avoid this. I knew I'd be caught. (throws Everlyn to the ground and throws down knife). Take me in. (The police arrest her and take her away.) ------------------- (The gang are hanging out at the Fountain again at Midnight.) Evelyn: I can't believe you didn't care that she was going to disappear me! Tom: Aww, I cared! Evelyn: Really? Tom: Yea. (Hugs her). Look on the bright side. If she would of got you, atleast you would of had 8 lives left. Evenlyn: I HATE YOU (Lou pulls Evelyn back as she tries to punch and kick Tom.) The Black Horror: You are all so selfish. Scooters's hurting over there. Evelyn: Okay guys, you know me and Tom are being self absorbed when The Black Horror is actually being the compassionate one. Lou: True that. The Black Horror: Oh shush up, I have my moments.. Evelyn: Scooter?..You okay? Scooter: Yea, its just that... NO ONE TOLD ME LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY! (They all start dancing around the water fountain.) Lou: Your job's a joke, your broke, your love life's DOA Tom: Its like your always stuck in second gear. When it has been your day, your week, your month, or even your year! BUT.. Everyone: I'll Be There For You! The Black Horror: When the rain starts to pour Everyone: I'll Be There For You! Evelyn: Like I've been there before! Everyone: I'll Be There For You! Scooter: CUZ YOUR THERE FOR ME TOO! Everyone: I'll be there for youuuu!!!! (Everyone gathers in Tom's arms, all wet from the fountain) Ep.33 "Crazy Hot" (The Black Horror wheels have broken down in the town of Sunnyshore.) Evelyn: I can't bellieve this! We have to get to Lauguana Beach! Scooter: Yes, it is sooo hot. More so than ever in this strange town. Lou: Sunnyshore is the hottest place in the sea, because its the most closest to land..and the sun shines on the land. Tom: Well durr Evelyn: Its Duh Tom: Duhhhh Lou: It is too hot for your aggravation today Tom. Scooter: Eww, EWW. (A pool of sweet gobbles Scooter's legs). Evelyn: Oh my, that's disgusting. Tom, when did the Tow Truck men say The Black Horror would be fixed. Tom: A few hours. Lou: Uhhh, lets just walk out of town. Evelyn: No, not in this heat I'm walking! Lou: Can we atleast leave this alley way. There are strange smells coming from that dumpster. Scooter: Strange smells sometimes come from my bed! Tom, Lou, and Evelyn: Uhhhmmm...... ???: Hey, I couldn't help but overhear your problems. Tom: Wait.. I know you. ???: I'm Juana...you know, the person you burnt in that hot tub on The Krusty Cruise. Tom: OHHH YEEAAH. Good times, Good times...I mean not for you, but, those were the days when I ran wild. Lou: It was a month ago! And your still the same way! Juana: Oh is he now? But nevermind the past, I would like it if you all came to my house, where I have a massive airconditioner! Scooter: (Dripping in hot sweat) YEEEESSSS! (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Juana all look at him oddly.) ------------------------- (They all arrive at Juana's house.) Evelyn: Wow nice place.. Lou: Everything is a beautiful sky blue! Juana: Thanks! Scooter: I don't see the big air conditioner! Where is the big air conditioner?! Juana: Its down in my cellar. Evelyn: You have a cellar? Juana: I have a cellar Tom: Hey Juana, how did you get your flawless skin and voice back? Juana: Tons and tons of operations... Tom: Did those people from your family survive? Juana: .. Lets just say if you ever need a good deal on gravestones, I know a guy. (Frowns and starts walking to the Cellar.) Tom: -------------------- (They were all in her cellar) Juana: That small room in there is where the huge air conditioner is. You guys can go right in! Tom: Great! Lou: Okay! Scooter: YES! (They go in and Juana locks the door behind them.) The room had a long glass window to look out. Scooter: This room is BOILINNGGG! (Falls on the floor, with massive sweat pour off him. Evelyn: Juana, I think the heat is on! (Touches door knob.) Why did you lock the door? Juana: Because your all staying put in there until you die from heat suffocation. Tom, Evelyn, Lou, and Scooter: WHAT! WHY? LET US OUT! Juana: Oh shush up, all of you. You did this to yourselves. Tom: What did we do? Juana: YOU Tom, boiled me and my family alive. Now its payback. Your going to burn, including all those you care about. Like ME and my family. Evelyn: JUANA THIS IS SICK! Tom: More than sick! Evelyn: No, but your sick too Tom. Tom: WHAT? Evelyn: (In high voice) Well... Scooter: So let Tom burn, not the rest of us! Tom: HEY! Scooter: (In high voice) Well... Lou: Tom, you did destroy her family, but it wasss an accident. Tom: and it was a month ago. MAN, people hold the longest grudges! (Shakes his head) Evelyn: Tom, your a butt sometimes. Lou: TOM, a little compassion is what can might get us out of here. Tom: Fine..(sighs) I'm so, so sorry Juana. Juana: So? Evelyn: Umm..SOO let us out of here! (Giggles) Juana: Nah. --------------------- (One Hour Later) Evelyn: (Stretching out on the floor.) ITS BURNING IN HERE! Tom: We all feel all Ev... Lou: SHUT UP! Tom: Why? Lou: This is all your fault! Tom: EXCUSE ME! Lou: (In high voice) Well... (Suddenly a noise erupts.) Juana: Someones upstairs in my house! Someones in my house! Tom: Well, well, well, well let us out so we can help you! Juana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Evelyn: OUCH, my ears! (The Black Horror comes flying into the cellar and runs over Juana, knocking her unconcious.) Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter: WOOO-HOOO! Lou: GO BLACK HORROR! Tom: THATS MY CAR! (The Black Horror busts down the locked door!) The Black Horror: I knew something was wrong when you all were nowhere to be found. Even at Luaguana Beach. Fortunely, a civillain told me you left with Juana. Evelyn: Wait, you looked for us at the beach, but didn't find us, so you LEFT? Your getting niccccceeeerrrr! The Black Horror: Yeaaa!(In an angry voice) NO. (Pouts). Scooter: LETS GET OUT OF THIS TOWN!!!! (Juana awakens and comes at the gang with a hammer. Evelyn karate kicks it out of her hand and then karate kicks her in the stomach, knocking her on the ground, unconcious, again.) -------------- (After questioning from the police, the gang heads to the beach.) Evelyn: Do you guys think Juana will get a light sentence? Tom: WHO CARES! ( Runs to the water) Evelyn, Scooter, The Black Horror, and Lou: YEEAAAAAAAAA (Runs to the water too). Episode Ends. Ep.34 "Boyfriend" (Tom, Lou, The Black Horror, and Scooter travel to HeartStruck Bay.) Lou: Why are we in HeartStruck Bay again? Tom: Evelyn invited us. To a music resturant called Pianinos Scooter: You don't like HeartStruck Bay, Lou? Lou: I've had.....bad experiences here. (The guys step out The Black Horror and into the resturant.) Tom: Ev- Evelyn: GUYS! So glad your here. I wanted you all to meet my new boyfriend! Tom: Boyfriend? (Big Mike jumps off stage.) Big Mike: ME! Tom, Lou, and Scooter: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Commercial Break) -------------------------- Evelyn: What's wrong? Tom: Uhh, Big Mike is a bad guy! Evelyn: No! He beats up bad guys! Lou: What? Evelyn: Well here's the whole story. I was walking with groceries for my girls in the hotel we are in, when three men cornered me into an alley. Big Mike witnessed and beat them all up! He picked me up off the ground, then we looked into eachothers eyes, and the rest is history! Tom: Some history (rolls eyes and huffs). Lou and Scooter: (Crying) AWWW, THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!! Evelyn: Thanks guys! Big Mike: Yea and since I'm dating Evelyn, I won't pound on you dorks anymore. Lou: YES! FREEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMM! Evelyn: As a matter of fact, he's taking us all out to Rough And Chips. A tough resturant in the city! They have the best Muscle Milkshakes! Tom: Count me out...(Walks out). Lou: We're still in! Scooter: Yeaaaa! ------------------------- (Tom takes a ride in the Black Horror.) The Black Horror: I can't belieeeve it. Evelyn and Big Mike! Tom: Yea. Yea...........yea.... The Black Horror: Why are you so down? Tom: I'm not down... (starts crying). The Black Horror: OH MY NEPTUNE! Your HEARTBROKEN! Tom: What? No I'm not (quickly wipes tears). The Black Horror: You like Evelyn! As if it wasn't obvious. Tom: Its obvious? The Black Horror: Of course it is. You two always scream at eachother, you insult and put one another down, Tom: -WAIT. Are you suggesting she likes me too? The Black Horror: Yes, but she doesn't know it! Niether of you did. Something has to trigger it. For you, it was her dating another guy. For her.... Tom: I should date another girl! The Black Horror: Or just tell her how you feel? Tom: How do I do that? The Black Horror: Man, I wish I could facepalm. (Commercial Break) ------------------------------------ (Lou and Scooter come into a hotel room that Tom rented for the three for their stay in HeartStruck Bay.) Scooter: WOOO! I'm off to bed! (Exits living room). Lou: Why didn't you come to the resturant with us. We had the best time- Tom: I have a crush on Evelyn and I'm gonna tell her. Lou: (stays quiet)....(slaps Tom). Tom: OWW, what was that for?! Lou: Tom, sit down... (They both sit on the counch.) Lou: Look, if you take Evelyn from Big Mike, he'll be mean and want beat us up again! I DON'T WANT TO BE BEAT UP AGAIN! So don't tell Evelyn about your stupid love for her. Tom: Wait, do you think I actually have a chance? Lou: Of course you do, its been so obvious that she likes you and you like her. Tom: Is it REALLY that obvious? Scooter: (Comes out of room) Pretty much. Tom: SCOOTER! Scooter: Relax. Look how are you gonna tell her? Tom: Oh, The Black Horror helped me write a poem. Did you guys know that he's a great poet? Lou: A poem? Come on Tom... Scooter: How about a song? Tom: Hmm... I know the perfect thing! (Commercial Break) ----------------------------- (Evelyn and Big Mike are at Pianinos.) Announcer fish: And now, stop eating, turn your chairs around and give it up for, The Backfin Boyz! Tom, Lou, and Scooter!!!!! Evelyn: (Turns to Big Mike) What? Announcer fish: Singing Ned And The Needlefish' big hook, "Boyfriend"! (Tom, Lou and Scooter come on stage wearing leather black jackets, white T's, and blue jeans.) All: Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boy... Tom: Have you ever had the feeling you're drawn to someone? (Yeah) Any reason anything they could of said or done? And everyday I see you on you're own And I can't believe that you're alone But I overheard your girls and this is what they said All: That you're looking for a boyfriend I see that Give me time, you know I'm gonna be that Don't be scared to come put your trust in me Can't you see all I really want to be Is your boyfriend Can't fight that Let me down you know I'm coming right back I don't care at all what you've done before All I really want is to be your Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Lou: Let me take a little moment to find the right words (To find the right words) So when I kick it you it ain't something that you've heard (Something that you've heard) I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer But I know I gotta put myself for worst See I think got the kind of love that you deserve And I heard All: That you're looking for a boyfriend I see that Give me time, you know I'm gonna be that Don't be scared to come put your trust in me Can't you see all I really want to be Is your boyfriend Can't fight that Let me down you know I'm coming right back I don't care at all what you've done before All I really want is to be your Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Scooter: If you tell me where, I'm waiting here Everyday like slum-dog millionaire Bigger than the twilight love affair I'll be here Girl I swear Your looking for a boyfriend I see that Give me time, you know I'm gonna be that Don't be scared to come put your trust in me Can't you see all I really want to be Is your boyfriend Can't fight that Let me down you know I'm coming right back I don't care at all what you've done before All I really want is to be your Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend (Your boyfriend) Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend (All I really want is to be your) (Your boyfriend) Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend (Yeah) (All I really want is to be your) Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend Your boy boy b-b-boy-b-b-boyfriend All I really want is to be your... Tom: Evelyn, can I be your boyfriend? Evelyn: Yes! (Jumps on stage and kisses Tom) (Big Mike storms out) Tom picks Evelyn up and they resume kissing, with Scooter, Lou, and the whole audience cheering them on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Happy Anniversary Tom and Lou . Here's the best of Season 3 so far : Ep.35 "The Good Date" (Tom, Lou, The Black Horror, Evelyn, and Scooter, were all at Evelyn's mansion in Radell.) Evelyn: Scooter, just one slice of that pizza, my cheerleader girls still have to eat. Scooter: Well were the heck are they? Evelyn: Stuck in traffic. Scooter: Ughhh, but I'm hungry. Evelyn: But my girls and I have to cheer at a big game in a big game this weekend. We need the food, cause food equals energy which we'll need a lot of! Tom: I know you'll do great babe (kisses Evelyn) . Lou: Eww, never thought you two would actually act on your crushes for eachother. Evelyn: (Laughing) Why? Lou: because your both so freaking different. Tom: Evelyn's friends said the same thing. Lou: Man, I wonder how your dates must be like. Evelyn: Wellll...we're still, predicting..that. Lou: Wait, you two haven't been on an official date yet? Tom: Well, no- Evelyn: We've been busy- Tom: and stuff.. Lou: Crappers.. Evelyn: What? Tom: Huh? Lou: Look, the first date is one of the most important things for the foundation of a couple. Its where you see if your truly compatible. Evelyn: Well I guess its long overdue for one. Scooter: Ooh, Lou, we should sooo double date with them? Lou: No, then it would be like all four of us hanging out instead of Evelyn and Tom's first date! Tom: I guess we could go get pizza. Evelyn: I like fried clams. Lou: NO! No, no, no! Your first date has to be perfect! Not..uh, ghetto. Tom: Who cares! Lou: I DO! Evelyn: Well you can't control our relationship. Lou: I'm not! Just..helping it! Trust me! You'll see. I'll make it all work! (Run out of house). ---------------------- (The next day) (Lou is at a resturant called, The Love Glove. There he is setting up Evelyn and Tom's first date with the help of Scooter and the resturant employees.) Lou: Okay everyone, we have six hours to plan the best first date, for my bestest friends in the entire sea! Scooter: (Looks at Lou) Lou: I love you too Scooter! Scooter: Save it! Male Employee: Mr. Lou, what kind of table covering do you want? Lou: Uh, the really cute sky blue one with red hearts! Scooter: Awesome, I have that too! Only, they are bed sheets. Lou: TMI. Scooter: Whats TMI? Lou: To much info. NOW SHUSH UP, we're wasting precious time here! Scooter: Okay, what do you want me to do? Lou: You? Scooter: Yea! Lou: Nothing. Scooter: What?! Lou: You destroy everything you touch. Kinda like Tom, but worse (walks off). Scooter: (Grabs Lou) Hey wait! I can be helpful! Lou: Maybe in an alternate universe.. Scooter: C'mon! Lou: Fine. Uh..you can stand outside the resturant and tell everyone you see, that Evelyn and Tom are having their first date! Scooter: ON IT BOSS!!!!!! (Runs outside) ------------------- (Evelyn and Tom arrive for their date) Evelyn: Lou, this is very nice! Tom: Yea and I love the table sheets! So..where's the food. Lou: Coming up right now. For the moment, please enjoy yourselves to this beautiful violin playing! (A man dressed in a red and white stripped shirt and black dress pants with a long mustache plays soothing music from his violin) Evelyn: This is just perfect! Tom: I know! Lou really hooked...us... uppp! Lou: Here is your five star meal. Mashed potatoes with a side of seaweed stuffing, and a deluxe krabby patty! Evelyn: Drinks? I'll have a vanilla coralshake Tom: Strawberry for me! (Later, a waiter brings their drinks) Tom: Uhmm...this is chocolate... Waiter: Ohhh SHOOT. Sorry, I'll have your strawberry coralshake right away (walks off) (Tom throws a spoonful of mashed potatoes at the waiter's back as he walks away) Evelyn: Don't do that to him! (Throws a spoon of mashed potatoes at Tom) (Tom throws back and they both start having a food fight, laughing, giggling, and dodging on the floor. The resturant is a mess.) (Lou comes out of the back) Lou: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Tom: Uh..uh.. Evelyn: Uh...LOU! Heeeey! Lou: Crappers. You guys ruined everything! Evelyn: Lou.. Lou: NO. This was supposed to be your special first date! (Evelyn and Tom walk over to Lou) Evelyn: Lou, this date WAS special. Tom: We have had so much fun. Evelyn: Thank you..so much, for making it happen . (Evelyn and Tom both kiss Lou on the cheek) Lou: (Looks at Tom oddly) Tom: Well she did it too! (They all laugh and Lou pulls them both in for a big hug.) Ep.39 "Tom's Louful Life" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror were coming home from a firework display, where one of the fireworks hit the crowd.) (In The Black Horror) Lou: Aww man! That was one of the most exciting experiences we've ever had! Tom: Sure Lou: I mean, at first I thought it was crazy how we mistakely ended up in the fireworks control room, then when you launched one at the crowd! I was so mad, but it was so pretty! Then we almost got arres- Tom: LOU STOP! Lou: Huh? Tom: Black Horror, pull over near that park. (Tom and Lou talk alone on the bench) Tom: Lou...we've had a lot of great times together. Lou: What are you trying to say? Tom: That although we have had those great times, I feel like we've had one to many. Lou: (Crying) Tom! Your not making any sense!...Like usual. Tom: Lou, maybe me and you should...see other people. Lou: You wanna break up?! Tom: We...we aren't...we aren't together....like that. Lou: You don't want to be friends anymore? Tom: I do! But I feel like we spend too much time together. Lou: Oh... hmm, I guess we coould stand to hang out with other people more often. Tom: Exactly!!! Lou: So..umm, who gets the car? -------------------------------- (Lou finds out Evelyn has a house in Brookwood) Evelyn: (Opens door) Lou?! Lou: Tom broke up with me! (cries) .... and he took the car! Evelyn: Oh my! (Sits Lou on conch) He cannot take the car! That's not acceptable. It looks shameful on you! Lou: Okay look. Tom said he's tired of me. That's why he wants to hang with other people. Scooter: Tom can hang with me! Lou: Scooter's here? Evelyn: He stalked me and my girls here. But he's kinda like apart of the team now. Scooter: Oh my gosh! I could be the mascot! Evelyn: Good idea! We totally should have one for our game this Friday! ----------------------------- (Tom is over at his Uncle Max's mansion in Radell) Uncle Max: What do you need kid? Money? Giirrrls?! Tom: No, no. Look, me and Lou are taking a break. Uncle Max: YES! Tom: (Looks at him oddly) Uncle Max: I mean....so sad. Tom: So, I'm going to find some new friends. Uncle Max: I got em for ya! (The Bad Guyz Club comes down stairs) Uncle: I've been WAITING for the day you left that goody two shoes Lou! These guys can be your new friends. Tom: ME, friends with THEM? They try to kill me on a regular basis! Dario: It was only because you wouldn't join our club. Tom: Really? Chewy: Yea! We like you Tom! Not more than Dario although! (Blushes) (Everyone looks at him oddly) Roid: cum on toome! Tom: Its Tom. Bruce: Sorry about him, he has bad pronunciation! Tom: Ah Dario: So what's it gon' be ? (Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter walk in) Lou: Tom? What are you and The Bad Guyz Club doing here? Tom: Why are you guys here? Evelyn: I was going to tell your uncle about you treating Lou like crap! Tom: I just think we need different friends. Scooter: Well did you find different friends? Tom: ...Yea. I'm with The Bad Guyz Club (Walks over to them) Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter: (Gasps) Lou: TOM Tom: I'm sorry man. You can leave. Uncle Max: Ya heard em! Lou, Scooter, and lovely Evelyn....GET THE STEPPIN! (They leave) ------------------------------ (Scooter comes to practice with Evelyn and her friends) Scooter: This is a huge gym! Its sooooooooooo soooooooooooo sooooooooooooooooo pretty! Stephanie: No time for admiring! Fiona: I was the same way when I first came to the squad. Scooter: Really? Fiona: Yea, but I was less annoying! Scooter: (Frowns) Evelyn: Don't mind her, she's very blunt. Lola: Yea! Evelyn: Okay girls, lets start! (Evelyn and the other girls start cheering) Evelyn: Scooter, NOW! (Scooter comes out) Scooter: DANCE! SUPER BOOTY DANCE! DANCE DANCE! (Shakes his butt all around) (All of the girls look at him in disgrace) Fiona: THIS is who you want to be our mascot? ------------------------------ (The Bad Guyz Club corners an innocent old lady in an alley way) Old lady: Noooo! Please don't rob me! Dario: Tom, do it! Bruce: Come on Tom, prove that you can be one of us! Tom: But she's a defenseless old WOMAN! Do I reaaally??? Dario: YES Bruce: YES Roid: YES Chewy: YES Tom: (Whispers to lady) Make this easy. Give me your purse. (She gives it to him. Tom takes $200 from it) Dario, Bruce, Roid, and Chewy: WOOOO!!!! YEAAAAHHH!!!! GO TOMMMM!!!! --------------------------- (Tom and The Bad Guyz Club were at the Cheerleading Tournament) Dario: Why are we here again? Tom: Because my girlfriend is competing. I can still support her right? Dario: Sure I guess. David Hickings: Well Jennifer, it looks like an exciting game today doesn't it? Jennifer Tinsley: Why yes it does David. Next up are The Hollaback Girls! Evelyn, Stephanie, Roxy, newcomer Fiona, Lola, and their new mascot, Scooter! (Tom notices Lou a few chairs down) (Evelyn and the girls start cheering) Evelyn: We're cold as ice.. Stephanie: But we can bring the heat! Roxy: My name is little Roxy and I like sing, but dancing and cheerleading are my things! Fiona: Now watch as our mascot does his stuff. Oh oh! Evelyn: (On loud speaker) Scooter, come! Scooter: (Takes Evelyn's loud speaker. Takes off mascot helmet.) I'm not gonna cheer. Not knowing that my friends, Tom and Lou are fighting right now. Tom, don't be stupid and lose the one person who corrects you when your wrong. That's Lou. You've been friends with him for such a long time now. Don't give it up! Don't give him up. Now go embrace eachother. Lola: (Takes Loudspeaker) YEA! (The crowd laughs) Tom and Lou: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! (Runs and hugs eachother) (The hug is shown on the crowd-cam) David Hickings: Quite a bromance, wouldn't you say Jennifer? Jennifer Tinsley: (Crying) Yes...yes. YES! Why can't WE have that? (Pulling his shirt) David Hickings: (Slaps her) Get a hold of yourself Tinsley. Stephanie: (Laughing) Uhhh, we are so not gonna win nationals. Evelyn: Don't say....Okay we're not. But atleast Tom and Lou are back together! Fiona: Who votes for Scooter off the team? (All the girls raise their hand) Evelyn: Guys! ------------------------------- (After the tournament, Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter are walking to Evelyn's tourbus, when Uncle Max steps in front of them) Uncle Max: Disappointed in you Tom. You could of joined the family business. Instead you went back to boring and squeaky clean! Tom: STOP! The adventures I have with Lou...with all my friends are far from squeaky clean. I don't have to join an organized crime group to have fun friends. I already have them right here. Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter: Aww Tom! (Group hug) Uncle Max: Okay boy, I can respect that. (The Black Horror rides up) Tom: and where were YOU? The Balck Horror: Don't worry 'bout it. (Episode ends) Ep.40 "Return Of The Susie" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror are at Uncle Max's mansion in Radell) Tom: (Sitting in a big comfy chair) How nice of my uncle to let us have his mansion for the day! Lou: Yup. This place is wonderful! Especially this new edition Shell Shocker Flat Screen TV! The Black Horror: The guy has no oil for me to drink. Crud.. (Doorbell) (Tom and Lou open the door) ???: Susie! (makes giggly baby sound) Tom and Lou: (Screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------- (Evelyn arrives at Uncle Max's house) Evelyn: Guys?.....Guys? (Evelyn finds them on the conch shuddering and with brooms in their hands) Evelyn: Uhmm....What's the problem? Tom: Susie! Evelyn: Who's Susie? Lou: That little girl that stalked us two months ago! Tom: Yea! She came BACK. Evelyn: You two are crazy. She is probably a missing child. Some desperate parents are probably looking for their baby! Tom: We asked her if she had parents! But all she says is her name! Lou: Yea! Evelyn: Where's The Black Horror? Tom: He took off! Evelyn: Where's the girl!? Tom: (Pointing) in that room across the hall. (Evelyn starts walking) Tom: EVELYN! Be careful! Evelyn: She's a child Tom! (Evelyn enters into the room and sees her sucking on some of Uncle Max's mint condition watches) Evelyn: (Picks her up) Aww!!! Aren'chu about the cutest thing everrr! What's your name? Susie: Susie! Evelyn: I love your name Susie! Since you know how to talk, you must be at least three or four, yes? Susie: SUSIE! Evelyn: No, how old are you sweetheart? Susie: SUSIE!!!!! Evelyn: Okay, I'm going with three. (Tom and Lou enter) Tom: Ar-e you gonna watch her? Evelyn: Someone has to take care of this baby. Tom: GREAT, BYE. (Tom and Lou quickly zoom out of the mansion) Evelyn: Those buttheads! Guess its just me and you Susie. Susie: SUSIE! ------------------------------- (In the living room) Evelyn: I'm gonna put in some cookies for us! Tom's uncle Max always has cookie batter! You stay right here on the conch. I'll be one minute! Susie: Susie! (Evelyn enters the kitchen and starts making the cookies. After she's done, she comes into the living room to see a watch in the TV screen and a big crack.) Evelyn: SUSIE...what did you do? (The TV screen starts spurting out electricity. Evelyn runs and grabs the baby. They both hit the floor) Evelyn: AHHHHH! Susie: Susie! Evelyn: (Just stares at her) -------------------------- Evelyn: That was a very bad thing to do! You don't throw limited edition golden watches into a TV screen! Susie: (Cries) Evelyn: NO, NO! Stop crying! Look, the cookies are almost done. Lets turn on the radio and listen to some pre school music while we wait! (Evelyn turns on the radio. She and Susie lay back on the conch and listen to it. Susie falls asleep and then Evelyn does too.) (Suddenly, while sleeping, Evelyn smells smoke!) Evelyn: SUSIE? SUSIE? WHERE ARE YOU?! (Runs into kitchen) (Evelyn sees Susie standing by the oven, which is on fire) Evelyn: (Screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Grabs the Susie and runs out the mansion) ------------------------------------ (40 minutes later, the Fire Department of Radell have stopped the fire, which had spread) (A fire fighter walks up to Evelyn) Evelyn: Oh Neptune! I must of left the cookies in too long! I almost killed me and this baby. Firefighter: Uh...your confused. The fire was caused by the oven being turned up to its fullest capacity. (Evelyn remembers Susie standing by the oven when she ran into the kitchen) (Evelyn looks at Susie in her arms) Evelyn: You....did this? (Tom and Lou arrive. Evelyn walks over to them) Evelyn: She....did this. Tom: Yes we suspected. Evelyn: She's.... Lou: Evelyn? Evelyn: SHE'S CRAZY! (Throws Susie into Tom's arms and runs away screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (Tom and Lou look at Susie in Tom's arms) Susie: SUSIE! Tom and Lou: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Tom puts the baby on the ground and him and Lou run away) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (Uncle Max pulls up in his car to see the fire department) Uncle Max: WHAT THE HE- What HAPPENED TO MY HOUSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE (Falls to his knees on the ground as he watches the fire department deal with the wreck of his blackened-by-fire mansion) TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Ep.41 "Scooter Gets The Help" (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, Scooter, and The Black Horror arrive in the town, Fish Medicalis) (They are at a highly credited hospital) ???: Hi, welcome to my office, I am Dr. Heel. I understand you made an appointment. Evelyn: For our friend Scooter (grabs Scooter). Dr. Heel: What seems to be the problem. Tom: Well, it started when we were on an iQ Game Show, run by David Hickings.. Evelyn: We were all contestants. Me and Lou had the highest IQ's and then Tom. Lou: Then...Scooter. Tom: But the problem is, Evelyn: His IQ was so low, Tom: That David recommended, Lou: He gets help. Scooter: WHAT DOES DAVID KNOW? He's just a sleazy news man with no life! Dr. Heel: Okay, Scooter, how about me and you do a few IQ tests and I'll evalute if you really "need help". Okay? Scooter: Fine. But your all gonna be proven wrong! (Dr.Heel takes him out the room) -------------------- (Two Hours Later) Dr.Heel: (Comes to Tom, Lou, and Evelyn in the waiting room) Evelyn: How is he? Tom: What was his IQ? Dr. Heel: Uh..I'm afraid...that Scooter does actually need help. Lou: What? Evelyn and Tom: Aw (pouts). Dr. Heel: His IQ was almost to the point of zero. Evelyn: You can help him though right? Dr. Heel: Of course. The town of Fish Medicalis is a highly credited medical town along with our fabulous hospital! I will be having therapy sessions with Scooter at my huge mansion. Your all going to be staying there for the week of Scooter's therapy. Evelyn: Wow! Tom: Whoa really? ! Lou: Awesome! How many guest rooms are there? Dr. Heel: 40. Tom, Evelyn, and Lou: (Gasps) -------------------------------------- (The gang arrive in Dr. Heel's house) Tom: This place is huge! Evelyn: Is that a chocolate fountain? CHOOOOCOOOLATTTEEE!!!!! (Runs to it) Dr. Heel: Okay, Scooter, follow me to this room, meanwhile the rest of you can explore my mansion and its 200 rooms. (The Black Horror rides in) The Black Horror: There will be nothing for me to do in this stupid mansion. Dr. Heel: Did I memtion I have a room with an unlimited supply of car oil? The Black Horror: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO SOONER!!! (Rides off fastly) --------------------------------------------------- (In Dr. Heel's home office) Dr. Heel: What color is a bananna? Scooter: White. Dr. Heel: No! Yellow. Scooter: The skin is yellow, the actual bananna is white. Thus, I stand corrected! Dr. Heel: (Makes an angry face). What color is a Watermelon? Scooter: Light Purple. Dr. Heel: AN ORANGE Scooter: Light Red mixed with Dark Pink. Dr. Heel: (Facepalms) --------------------------------- (We see Tom playing an Electric Guitar while jumping up and down on a trampuline) Tom: Man! This place has everything! Evelyn: (Comes into game room eating a jar of super chocolate cookies) I knoooowwww!!!!. Lou: (Playing a video game on a giant Flat Screen TV) This is the best mansion ever! I'm going to the indoor pool. Evelyn: I'm going to the outside hot tub! (They run off) (The Black Horror comes in with oil covering all over him) Tom: Uh... The Black Horror: (In chill voice)...doon't asskk mannn! (eyes spinning round and round) ----------------------------------------- (One Week Later) Evelyn: (Goes into Dr. Heel's home office) The butler said you asked to see me?! Dr. Heel: Ah, yes Evelyn, I was just having a sesssion with Scooter here. Evelyn: Take your timeee with him! Scooter: I'm RIGHT HERE! Dr. Heel: That's actually what I wanted to talk to you all about. Where's Tom and Lou? Evelyn: Tom and Lou are in the Lazer Tag room! Also, The Black Horror is on your backyard race track! Why? Dr. Heel: Because your all leaving my mansion. Evelyn: What? WHat? WHAT!!!!???????????? ------------------------------------ (Tom and Lou come into the office) Tom: Why do we have to leave? Dr. Heel: Because my sessions with Scooter are over. Scooter: Yea! I'm a lot smarter! Evelyn: NO! (Everyone looks at her) Evelyn: I mean...what if we had another client? (Smirks) Dr. Heel: Like who? ------------------------------ (Two hours later, the gang arrives back to Dr. Heel's mansion. They go into his office) Evelyn: This is my friend and fellow cheerleader, Lola. She only EVER says "Yea". Tom: ONLY! Evelyn: So we can stay here until your sessions with her are complete right? Dr. Heel: Uh..okay. Lola: Yea! (Evelyn pulls Tom into the hall) Evelyn: YES! Now we can stay here longer! (Kisses him) Tom: Babe, I want to stay here in this awesome mansion too, but we just can't use the man like this. Evelyn: SHUT. UP. (Running off) CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN HERE I COME!!!! ---------------------------------- (Three Days Later) (Evelyn, Tom, Lou, and Scooter have come out from the Medieval Times roleplay room. They are called downstairs in front of the door) Evelyn: What's going on? Dr. Heel: You guys need to go. Lola: Yea! Evelyn: You didn't solve her "yea" problem though! Dr. Heel: I'm afraid that she's impossible to help! Scooter: Seriously? Dr. Heel: She will not stop saying "yea", no matter how much I try to get through to her. Evelyn: YOUR A HIGLY CREDITTED DOCTOR!!!!!!! FIX HER! Dr. Heel: Evelyn, I would like it if your and your friends- Evelyn: NO! NO, NO, NO, no, NOOOOOOO. WE WILL NOT LEAVE!!!!!!!!! (Takes her sword from the Medieval Times roleplay and points it at Dr.Heel, Tom, Lou, Scooter, and Lola) Tom: Evelyn, this has gone too far, we can't find an excuse to stay at this man's place anymore! Lola: Yea! Evelyn: SHUT UP LOLA! (Lola runs out crying) Lou: Evelyn, come on..your more rational than this. Dr. Heel: Yes. Don't do this to yourself. (The Black Horror comes inside from the outside race track) The Black Horror: Hey, why did Lola run outside crying? Evelyn: LIKE YOU CARE, YOU INSENSITIVE HUNK OF METAL. The Black Horror: ....ouch. Scooter: Evelyn, I have never seen you be so selfish. When did this become about YOU? It was about ME "getting help", but now you've become obsessed with this man's mansion. Evelyn: Oh my gosh, your so right Scooter. I am SO, SO, awfully sorry . (Puts sword down) Scooter: That's more like you. (Hugs Evelyn) --------------------------------- (Two Hours Later) Tom: Well doc, we got all of our bags and suitcases in The Black Horror outside, so I guess its time to go. Evelyn: Yup. Thanks for putting up with us...me. Usually its my friends acting crazy, but I guess I went off the deep end this time. Dr. Heel: Its no problem at all. I forgive you. Evelyn: Alright, well bye. Hopefully we see you again some day. (Evelyn and the boys leave the mansion. Dr. Heel watches as they drive off in The Black Horror.) (Dr. Heel's butler comes) Dr. Heel: Winfrey, pack my bags. My secret limo is coming and after I leave, sell my house. Winfrey: Why my good sir? Dr. Heel: Because, I NEVER WANT THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE TO COME BACK AGAIN! (Runs into his limo, which has just pulled up). (Episode Ends) Ep.42 "TOURture" (Tom and Lou got an apartment in the town of Shellback Stings) Lou: If it wasn't for Betty Coven's Travel Survival Guide, we would have never made our way out of the Shellback Stings Forest. See how helpful that Tourguide Betty Coven is?! Tom: I get it Lou. Your in love with Betty Coven. (Scooter comes in) Tom: Scooter, you made it! Did you bring the DVD? Lou: DVD? Tom: Oh, me and Scooter are gonna watch the scariest movie ever tonight! Its called Nightmare on Shell Street! Lou: Count me out. Gonna read the rest of Betty Coven's new book. Scooter: Your a fan of Betty Coven? Eww Lou: What? Scooter: You don't know? Lou: Know what? Scooter: About the claims that she is abusive. (Scooter turns on the TV to Jennifer Tinsley's Talk Show) Jennifer Tinsley: So, why do you think so many people find you abusive? Betty Coven: I have no idea. I am nice all the time. I am just a really friendly person to be around. Jennifer Tinsley: Well tomorrow at 6:00 we're going to talk with some of your tourist who have sent in claims of your abusive side. (Lou turns the TV off) Lou: This is TERRIBLE! Tom: Wow.. Scooter: Yup. Lou: Where is Jennifer Tinsley's show being shot? Scooter: Coralwood, which is just an hour away from this town. Why? Lou: Boys, we're going to Coralwood. --------------------------- (Tom, Lou, and Scooter arrive at Jennifer Tinsley's Talk Show studio in Coralwood. Jennifer recognizes them and lets them tour her set) Scooter: So, you sit on this very conch when your interviewing people and we see it on TV? Jennifer: Yea, basically. Scooter: That is SO COOL! Jennifer: So, Tom and Lou, what brings you by? Lou: We want to voice our opinions tomorrow on your interview show about Betty Coven. Tom: Well, Lou wants too anyway. Jennifer: Ah, I see. There are a few empty rooms on set, you guys could spend a night here in the studio. Lou: Then tomorrow you can squeeze us in on your talk show right? Jennifer: Absolutely! (Betty Coven arrives back in the studio) Betty Coven: I think I left my purse behind. Jennifer: Oh yes, here it is (gives it to her) Lou: BETTTTTTTTTYYY!!!!! (Lou runs up to Betty and hugs her tightly. Betty pushes him off) Betty Coven: Get off a me! Who are you. Lou: I'M LOU, YOUR BIGGEST FAN! (Tom puts his hands on Lou's shoulders) Tom: I'm sorry about my friend, he admires you a lot. Lou: and ALL OF YOUR BOOKS!!!!! Betty: Uh. Why thank you. At least I have one fan these days. Scooter: So, Betty... what does Coven stand for. Betty: What? Tom: (Facepalms) I'm sorry about him too --------------------- (At midnight Tom and Scooter watch Nightmare On Shell Street in their room at the studio) Tom: (Shivering) That Devil Car sure is quite a killer! Scooter: Yea! (Shivering) Look at all that blood. Tom: Oh no, he's going for does little kids! Tom and Scooter: (Screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ----------------------------- (The next morning) (Tom and Scooter come out of their room. Lou comes out of his) Lou: How'd you guys sleep last night? How was the movie? Tom: (Shaking) Super scary! Scooter: (Shaking) Yea! (The Black Horror drives through) The Black Horror: Hey chumps. The people outside are so nice. They put my tire prints in the Coralwood Boatmobile Hall Of Fame....I HATE IT. Tom and Scooter: AHHHHHHHH (They run away from The Black Horror) The Black Horror: What was that about? Lou: They watched that stupid scary movie about a car killing people. So basically, when they look at you, they think of that movie. The Black Horror: Good. Lou: Umm...so you like, hate when people are nice to you? The Black Horror: Yes. (Drives off) ----------------------------- (Betty Coven comes back to the studio) Jennifer Tinsley: Betty! I know you going to do great today. Just keep your defense up. Betty Coven: Its just so hard to have people believing that I'm violent. Lou: AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN!!!! Betty Coven: Huh? Lou: I am going to defend you! Betty Coven: I- Lou: because I know the real you Betty! Your the best tourguide that EVER EXISTED! Betty Coven: Well...okay. Jennifer: Uh, Lou... save the optimism for the show hun. Lou: Oh yes, will do! Come on Betty, lets talk about your new book. (Grabs and pulls her away) Jennifer: Uh..LOU! --------------------------------- (It is time for Jennifer Tinsley's talk show. She sits three people on the set, then sits Betty on a small seperate conch, and then sits down herself) (The cameras roll and the show goes live) Jennifer: Welcome everyone, today we have three people here who want to speak out about Betty Coven. We also have Coven here herself. Lets start with Jeremy Clamson. Jeremy Clamson: Well Jennifer, I think Betty Coven is abusive, because usually she'll yell and scream at everyone if someone makes the slightest noise while touring. Betty Coven: Oh that's simply not true! You guys were very loud that day and wouldn't stop talking! (Lou is watching behind the cameras) Lou: Man, I need to be out there. Camera Man #1: Want some cheezy weezy doodles? Lou: ....No..thanks. Camera Man #1: (Shrugs, then throws more cheezy weezy's in his mouth) Jennifer Tinsley: Lastly, Maria Rued. Marcia Rued: Well Jennifer, I think Betty Coven doesn't have a lot of patience. She gets mad, she blows up when someone interrupts her and she physically hurts them. I have some files here of medical records of people she has beaten up. Betty Coven: THAT IS NOT TRUEEEEE!!!! Let me explain myself, ------------------------------- (Tom and Scooter are walking in the studio parking lot) Scooter: Hopefully we don't see that terrible talking car! Tom: I know, I never been so scared of The Black Horror. (The Black Horror pulls up behind the boys) The Black Horror: Oh yea? Tom and Scooter: (Turning around) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Tom and Scooter run off. The Black Horror chases them around the studio. Tom and Scooter end up being chased onto the set of Jennifer Tinsley's Talk Show) Betty Coven: And finally, I do not explode when people interu- (Tom and Scooter bump into her while screaming) Jennifer: Tom! Betty Coven: WHO DO YOU TWO THINK YOU AREEEEEE? (Betty beats up both Tom and Scooter on live TV). Tom and Scooter: AHH, OUCH, OWW, OOOH. Lou: (Squinting) That's gotta hurt. ------------------------------- (Tom and Scooter have been checked into Coralwood Shellingtas Hospital. Lou visits them at their bed sides) Lou: So, I guess Betty Coven isn't the perfect saint that I thought she was. Tom: ..no-..kid-ding. Scooter: ..she..did..a..num-ber on..us. uhhhh Lou: So, anyone want Cheezy Weezy Doodles? (Episode Ends) Ep.47 "Evelyn Gets Cooked" (Tom, Lou, The Black Horror, and Scooter show up at Evelyn's uncle's cabin in the woods. They ring the doorbell. Evelyn opens it.) Evelyn: Guys! You made it! (Momma Lou walks up behind them) Momma Lou: AND WHERE WAS MY INVITATION TO YOUR THANKSGIVING PARTY? Lou: Mom... Evelyn: Lou.. you.. you brought your mother? Lou: She sort of found out. Evelyn: How? The Black Horror: Scooter's a big mouth. Evelyn: Ah, that explains it. Scooter: HEY! (The group comes into the cabin) Tom: Babe, this is nice! (Evelyn's cheerleaders come downstairs) Lou: They'll be joining us for your thanksgiving party too? Evelyn: Of course, they're my girls! The Black Horror: Just what we need. Dumb cheerleaders and food. Fiona: Oh yeah, and we totally need a freaky talking boatmobile that smells like two weeks old gasoline. The Black Horror: Where have you been all my life?! Evelyn: Okay, everyone! Settle down, tomorrow morning you'll wake up to the best feast you've ever ate in your life. Momma Lou: *Laughs Hysterically*. Evelyn: Care to explain what's so funny Momma Lou? Momma Lou: You thinking you can cook. I mean, its clear that you young folks today know nothing about a good meal. Lou: Mother, that's enough! Momma Lou: I'm sorry. I'm looking forward to seeing what your feast has in store. ------------------------- (Tom and Lou share a room in the cabin) Tom: Its awesome that Evelyn's uncle let her use his cabin for Thanksgiving. Lou: Too bad my mother's here. ---------------------------- (Scooter sneaks into Fiona and Lola's room in the cabin) Fiona: AHHHHHHH! What are you doing in here. Lola: YEA!? Scooter: I'm playing hide and seek with The Black Horror and I need a place to- Fiona: I don't care, get out! Scooter: Your always so mean to me! Fiona: Cause your an IDIOT! Scooter: Wait...You-You.. You like me!!!!! Fiona: WHAT? Scooter: SHE LIKES ME! SHE LIKES ME! (Jumping up and down). (The Black Horror runs down Fiona and Lola door and in the process, Scooter) The Black Horror: That's for coloring my tires pink! -------------------------- (On Thanksgiving morning, everyone wakes up to smoke filling the entire cabin) (Everyone's coughing as they run down the stairs to see the smoke coming from the kitchen) Tom: EVELYN! (Coughs) Evelyn: Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! I failed! (Crying) Momma Lou: Told ya' Lou: Mom.. Momma Lou: Sorry. Stephanie: Thanksgiving's ruined! Momma: No its not. I want all of you to leave and go out on the town and come back in two hours. Tom: Your going to cook? Momma Lou: Yes. -------------------------------- (The whole gang end up at a Mikey's Munchkin's for breakfast. Evelyn's chearleaders at one table, and Tom, Lou, and Scooter at another) Lou: Where's Horror? Tom: Outside. Drinking.. Lou: Drinking what? Tom: I think oil. Scooter: So guys, I have a crush on Evelyn's new cheerleader. Tom: That Fiona chick? Lou: Ohh, she's spicy! Scooter: and I know for sure that she's into me too...but I don't know what to do. Tom: Well, if you like someone...just go in for the kiss. Scooter: That's how it was for you and Evelyn! Tom: Yea! (Scooter goes to the Cheerleader's table, grabs Fiona's chin back and kisses her) Fiona: AHHHHHH! (Punches him and then chases him out of the restaurant. Lola, Stephanie, and Roxy run after them) (Evelyn comes out from the restroom and sits at Tom and Lou's table) Evelyn: I feel terrible. I'm the worst cook ever! Tom: Come on babe, it was an accident. Evelyn: But I've always noticed that I can't cook. Just never...said anything. Lou: I'm sorry Evelyn... about my mother. Evelyn: No..she was right (Stephanie runs back into the restaurant) Tom: Stephanie, is Fiona still chasing Scooter? Stephani: Oh I lost them two miles ago, but Black Horror. He is TRI-PPING OUT! Tom: The oil must be getting to his head.. or engine... Evelyn: He's outside drinking oil? Tom: I think its oil...or some other weird substance..... ----------------------------------- (Everyone arrives back at the cabin to see the beautiful meal cooked by Momma Lou. Complete with Krabby Patties, all types of cake, cooked snail, sea brittle biscuits, and several more mouth watering dishes) Everyone: Wowwwwww Evelyn: Momma Lou...this is just beautiful. Compared to you, I see like a little girl who has no idea what she's doing. Momma Lou: That's true. Lou: Mom, enough with disrespecting Eve- ....are those....CHEEZY WEEZY DOODLES? Momma Lou: Yes, they are. Lou: LETS FEEAASSTT!!!!!! (Everyone, but Evelyn rushes to the table and digs in. Evelyn runs out crying) Momma Lou: Oh Neptune, let me go talk to her. (Evelyn sits on the cabin porch. Momma Lou comes and sits with her) Evelyn: (Crying) What do you want? Momma Lou: For you to stop crying. Evelyn: You don't even like me. Momma Lou: That's not true! I like all of Lou's friends..sort of. Evelyn: You don't have to pretend. Besides you were right, I know nothing about a real deal meal. Momma Lou: Oh child, I was just teasing. You have a lot of potential....all of you young people do. You just need the old ones to help you realize it. (They both giggle) Evelyn: I'm a bad cook though.. Momma Lou: Then, I'll help you. I haven't made the sugar cookies yet, want to do them? Its the simplest thing. Evelyn: Sure! (They both get up) Momma Lou: DATE MY SON. Evelyn: (Turning around) Huh? Momma Lou: Oh nothing, go in the house sweetie. ---------------------------------- (Eveyone's outside playing football) Momma Lou: Oh, Evelyn. How are the cookies? Evelyn: Cookies?...Oh no! (Everyone sees the cabin burning on fire) Evelyn: I hate my life. (Episode Ends) Ep.44 "Lou Goes Emou" (Tom, Lou, and The Black Horror are in the town "Coralbitsenhurst") (At Tom and Lou's apartment. Tom is sword fighting with Scooter on the balcony and Lou comes out.) Lou: ARE YOU TWO INSANE? One of you could fall while playing around! Now you wouldn't want to end up dead would you? Tom: Lou, you're being a worry bury. Lou: Of course I'll be concerned when the both of you are doing something dangerous! Tom: Your just a sourpuss! Scooter: Okay, I'm gonna leave now. I have a doctor's appointment.. (Scooter walks out) Lou: I'm a SOURPUSS? Tom: YES. Your SO emotional and whiny ALL the time. I am so glad I could finally get that out there. Lou: You known what, forget you Tom. I'm going to go buy a pack of chocolate gummie bears! (Leaves out and slams door). ---------------------------------- (The Black Horror is roaming the sidewalks of Coralbitsenhurst. Evelyn notices him and runs across the street to see him) The Black Horror: Oh heavens no, its you. Evelyn: Hi! Is... Tom around? The Black Horror: Obviously, you dimwit. Evelyn: Okay, no need to be... vicious... The Black Horror: What are you doing here? Evelyn: My grandmother lives in this town. I'm visiting. (The Black Horror shoots out blue spray paint onto Evelyn's skirt) Evelyn: My... my.. my skirt. Why would you do that? The Black Horror: Now it looks better. --------------------------------------- (Lou comes out of the candy store, but sees a dude in the alley way just listening to music with an expressionless face.) Lou: Hi there. Excuse me.. (The guy takes his ear plugs out) ???: What? Lou: How do you do it? Be completely devoid of emotion in the face and voice? ???: You do it... Lou: Wow. What's your name? ???: Emou. Lou: Interesting... Emou: Come take a ride with me Lou. (They go into his car and start riding down the streets. Lou tells him all about his and Tom's fight) Emou: Sounds to me that you need to be an emo boy. Lou: How? Emou: Don't care Lou: Don't care? Emou: About anything... Lou: Your right. For now on, I'm just going to be Emo Lou. (Makes serious face) -------------------------- (Evelyn goes to Tom and Lou's apartment door and knocks on it. The Black Horror answers it) Evelyn: Just the hunk of metal I was looking for! (Walks in) The Black Horror: Why are you looking for me? Evelyn: Don't be like that! We're budssss! The Black Horror: We're not friends. Evelyn: Acquaintances? The Black Horror: I hate you. Evelyn: Horror! I need a favor. (Gets on her knees) For the sake of me being Tom's girlfriend...can you do me this favor? The Black Horror: Depends. WHAT is it? Evelyn: My grandma got her license renewed years ago before her vision become blurry. She has not driven since, but she REALLY wants to drive this weekend to her daughter's wedding just a little out of town. The Black Horror: Why can't you drive her? Evelyn: She insists to drive herself! The only other person she'd ever allow drive for her was her butler, but he's stuck at Alantis for a national crime he committed. So I want her to drive you, only she won't be really driving, you will be controlling everything! The Black Horror: Good plan! Does she know I'm a talking car? Evelyn: Nooo The Black Horror: Okay, I'll do it. IF you send a text to Lou saying you love him. Evelyn: (laughing) What?...(laughing) what?.... no... no...(laughing). -------------------------------------- (Tom and Scooter are sword fighting in Coralbitsenhurst Community Park when Lou and Emou walk up) Tom: Lou? is that you? (Lou is waring black clothing and black sunglasses similar to Emou) Lou: Yes. Tom: Who's you friend and why..why you dressed like that? Lou: Emo. Emou: He's emo. Tom: He's my friend. This isn't you Lou. Lou: What is anyone really? Scooter: Your voice sounds sooo cold. Lou: Yup. Tom: Where did you two meet? Emou: Alley Lou: Way. Tom: I see. Well you know Lou, hang around this poker face idiot for all I care, you'll realize that you made a horrible decision! Lou: Whatever. (He and Emo walk away) Scooter: Lou's so different now. Its scary. More scary than the time I found out my father was once a clown. (Tom looks at him oddly) -------------------------------- (Evelyn and her Grandma in The Black Horror) Evelyn: See grandma! Driving my boatmobile is way better isn't it? Evelyn's grandma: Yea! It's got that new car smell and comfortable seats. Evelyn: I cannot wait to see Aunty Linda get married! Evelyn grandma: Me neither! It won't last long. Evelyn: Why..why not? Evelyn's grandma: The guy's rich. Evelyn: So? Evelyn's grandma: She'll dump him and make off with all of his money in a week. Evelyn: GRANDMA! Evelyn's grandma: Your right. A few days. Your aunt is a smart cookie. But YOU.. Evelyn: Me what? Evelyn's grandma: Why you with that Tom boy? He's broke as a joke. Evelyn: He's not THAT broke. I check his money weekly. He's got five thousand in the bank. If it was any less than that, trust me we'd be doooonneee! Evelyn's grandma: That's my girl! (They laugh and high five) ----------------------------------------- (Lou comes in his and Tom's apartment. He sits on the couch) Tom: Hey Lou, I made you a peanut brittle butter and jellyfish jelly sandwich! Lou: Cool. (He takes a bite) Tom: SPIT THAT OUT! (Lou spits it out) Tom: You don't like jellyfish jelly on your sandwich, because you think its wrong to slave jellyfish like that. Lou: Sure. Tom: UHHH (brings him bowl of sphagetti and a 'plastic fork') Lou: Thanks. Tom: LOU, you HATE plastic forks! Lou: Sure. Tom: You know what? Sleep outside tonight! Lou: Okay. (Lou takes a pillow from the couch and goes outside their apartment door and lays down in the hallway) Tom: (Comes out) LOU! Lou: Yes? Tom: GET IN HERE! Lou: Sure. (Lou comes in) Tom: I need to think. I'm going on the balcony. Lou: Bye. ------------------------------------- (Evelyn and her grandma in The Black Horror) Evelyn's grandma: Oooh, my stomach hurts. Evelyn: How much longer till we get to the wedding? (Evelyn's grandma rips a HUGE fart) Evelyn's grnadma: Ahhhh! Evelyn: OH MY NEPTUNE! GRANDMA! Evelyn's grandma: Whaaat? Had to let it out.. Evelyn's: Eww. The Black Horror: OH GOODNESS. YOU DISGUSTRING VILE OLD LADY. Evelyn's grandma: (In fear) Uhh... errr...AHHH The Black Horror: GO ROT IN- Evelyn's grandma: THIS CAR IS TALKINGGGGGGGG (Runs out and down the street) Evelyn: (Getting out of car) GRANDMA! The Black Horror: Yes! Evelyn: We had a deal Horror! I sent Lou that text! The Black Horror: Well deals are made to be broken. Evelyn: (Angry) UGGHHHHHHHH (Hits The Black Horror's hood) (The Black Horror beeps his horn at her and scares her away) Evelyn: (Screaming and running off) AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh. The Black Horror: Well then, I guesss I can still crash that wedding (Wickedly smiles and rides off) --------------------------------------------- (Tom and Lou's apartment) (Lou hears a slip and fall and Tom screaming. He runs to the Balcony to see Tom hanging off by one hand) Tom: I slipped on some water while out here.. please... save me... Lou: TOM! (Pulls him up to safety) You have to be more careful- Tom: Lou.. Lou: You could kill youself by falling off a balcony- Tom: Lou... Lou: I sure wouldn't want you to- Tom: LOU!!! Lou: Oh, huh? Tom: Your back! (Hugs him and squeezes him tight) Lou: I guess I am. I mean, I just got so worried about you and- HEY, there's no water on the balcony. Tom: Welll. Lou: You lied... to get me back. Tom: Yeaaaa. Lou: I love you Tom. Tom: I love you too pal. (They hug) (A knock on the door. Lou answers it. Its Emou) Lou: Oh hey, Emou. Emou: Hi. Lou: Looook, I'm not really 'emo' anymore, so- Emou: (Cutting him off) Bye.... (Walks away) Lou: (Closes the door) So, how about some peanut brittle butter sandwiches? WithOUT the jellyfish jelly! Tom: Ohhhh!!!!! I'm glad your back. (They walk to the kitchen) (Episode ends) Ep.? "The Book Club" (Tom goes into the Radell Community Center Book Club) Tom: Evelyn, Lou, are you guys ready? Evelyn: Oh sorry. We were supposed to be out ten minutes ago, but we all got really into the book we're currently reading! Book Club Runner: "The Adventures Of Rosalina Flower"! Its a fantasy book about a young woman who struggles to go home after being held prisoner in Atlantis for years, the only thing with her from her long lost parents, is a beautiful red rose. Lou: I don't think that registered in Tom's head, Kelly! Tom: Lets just go. Kelly: See you guys next week! (The girls of the book club say bye as well) ---------------------------------- (Tom and Lou's apartment in Radell) Tom: Lou, why are you in that stupid girly book club? Lou: Its not girly! Evelyn: Don't worry Lou. Tom has no appreciation for the wonders of words! Lou: True that. I'm gonna meet up with Scooter for coffee. (Lou leaves) Evelyn: (Sitting next to Tom on couch) Sooo! Books huh? Tom: What about them? Evelyn: They really are amazing. Tom: In your world. Evelyn: Tom! Why don't you join the book club? With me. It could be a cute couple thing! Tom: NO! Evelyn: Come on! Jannice's boyfriend joined for her a few weeks ago. The he got sick and ended up in the hospital, so he doesn't come anymore-BUT I think this book club could be the perfect thing for me and you to do...together. Tom: We do everything together already! Evelyn: We go places together, but I feel like we don't do anything together. I mean, we've been dating for weeks now. Tom: I.. Evelyn: You know what, whatever...forget it. (She leaves out) ------------------------------------ Lou: (At Radell Coffee House) (He sees Scooter leaving) Scooter...you wanted me to meet you for coffee... right? Scooter: Yea!!! So we can go to the community center together. Lou: Well...why didn't you just tell me to meet you there? Scooter: Hmm, I guess that never crossed my mind. Lou: Not surprising... (They go to the Community Center) (They enter the Community Center Art Class) Art teacher: Scooter! Old friend. Lou: You guys know eachother? Scooter: He was my babysitter! Art Teacher: Your drawing was even perfect then! Will you be joining my art class. Scooter: Of course Bob! That's why I came here in the first place! Lou: And what am I here for?... Moral support? Scooter: I don't know. Lou: YOU told me to come with you HERE. Bob: Well, Lou, do you have any art talent. Lou: Oh tons! Bob: Great! Both of you come back tomorrow when my art class officially opens! ------------------------- (The next day) (Evelyn walks into her book club) Evelyn: Guys! Kelly: Hey Ev! Where's Lou? Evelyn: He.. transferred... to some art class. Weird right? Kelly: I HATE DRAWING. Tries to one up writing because its beauty can be seen more visibly than writing. WELL writing is the best form of art. Evelyn: Umm, okay (sits down) Kelly: (Sits too) Lets get started ladies. Tom: (Running in) WAIT! Evelyn: Tom! You came! Tom: I did! (They hug) ---------------------------------- (Lou and Scooter in art class) Lou: (Paints an extremely beautiful mural of King Neptune) Scooter: (Paints a simple black stick figure) Bob: (Looking at Lou's painting) Lou, that is....that is.. Lou: Beautiful?! Amazing?! Talented?! Bob: Try DISGUSTING. Lou: (Gets up) WHAT??? This is wonderful. Bob: Oh sit down. (Bob goes over to Scooter) Bob: Oh my gosh, Scooter...this...this is Scooter: Beautiful!? Amazing!? Talented!? Bob: All of the above! Lou: WHAT? That looks like trash. Its just a stick figure! Bob: A beautiful stick figure. Uhhh, start over Lou. Maybe take some pointers from Scooter. (Bob leaves to his desk) Scooter: Yea, take some pointers from me! Lou: (Rolls his eyes) ------------------------ (The Book Club session is done) Evelyn: Thanks for staying Tom. Your the best boyfriend ever! (kisses him) Tom: (Smiling) It was better than I thought it would be. Evelyn: Hey, I'm gonna run to the bathroom. Can you get my jacket and purse together? Tom: Okay. (She leaves and Tom picks her purse and jacket up from her chair) Kelly: Well Tom. Only me and you now. Tom: Yup..I'm just waiting for Evelyn. Kelly: My body is much hotter. Tom: Excuse me? Kelly: *Swatts Tom in the butt* Tom: HEY. Kelly: I want you! Evelyn: (Coming in) Ready to go. Tom: Uhh.. Evelyn: Why do you look...troubled Tom? Kelly: Yes Tom, why do you look troubled? Tom: Uhh, nothing lets go. (Runs out) -------------------------------- (Lou shows Bob his stick figure) Bob: UGLY! Take it away! Burn it with fire! Lou: Whaaaa-? Its exactly what Scooter did. Bob: But Scooter's had much more life...this is just disgusting and vile. Lou: You know what, YOU AREN'T EVEN QUALIFIED to be an art teacher. JUST for liking Scooter's crappy painting, over mines. (The whole class is looking) Bob: GET OUT. Lou: Come on Scooter. Scooter: (In sad voice) Leave me alone Lou. Lou: Scooter..Whatever. (Lou leaves out) -------------------------------- (The next day) (Lou goes into The Coffee Shop) Lou: Scooter...your here. Hey. You never replied to my texts last night. Scooter: We aren't friends anymore. Lou: Scooter, I'm sorry. I just got so frustrated that Bob liked your drawing better, especially when it was a simple stick figure. I'm sorry if I put you down. Scooter: Its okay. Lou: Sooo...are we friends again? Scooter: Sure! ----------------------------- (At Tom and Lou's apartment) Tom: (Opening door) Evelyn.. Evelyn: Come on, we're gonna be late for book club! Tom: I don't think I want to go anymore. Evelyn: Why not? Tom: Cause the leader...Kelly, she's been..very touchy feel-y. Evelyn: What? Tom: She's been hitting on me. Its uncomfortable. Evelyn: Your lying, just so you can get out of book club with me! Tom: Evelyn! Evelyn: (Starts crying) I thought you'd want to do this with me! Guess not. (Runs out) Tom: EVELYN! ---------------------------------- (Evelyn's at book club) Evelyn: Can you believe Tom tried to paint you as some touchy pervert? Kelly: Oh heavens, he is so crazy! Evelyn: I know, your not even like that! ------------------------- (Tom, Scooter, and Lou go into the Community Center Art Room) Tom: You guys stay here at the front desk, I'm going to the book club room. (Tom leaves) (Evelyn comes) Evelyn: Guys? Scooter and Lou: Evelyn! Lou: Look, Tom's telling the truth about Kelly. Evelyn: How would you know? Lou: Tom's never been so upset in his life. He was actually watching chick flicks with chocolate ice cream last night in the dark. Evelyn: (Thinking) (Tom enters the book club room. Kelly is there) Kelly: Came back for more? (Puts her hands around his neck) Tom: Stop this. Kelly: Lost Evelyn huh? Well what did you expect? Snitching to her about what happened. Evelyn: Tom didn't lose me! I'm right here! Kelly: EVELYN! Hi! Tom: (Smiling) Evelyn: (Screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHH (Karate kicks her to the ground) (Scooter and Lou run in) Evelyn: Get up SISTA! (Kelly gets up. Evelyn punches her around the room) (Tom, Lou, and Scooter just watch in amusement) --------------------------------- (Tom, Lou, Evelyn, and Scooter are at Tom and Lou's apartment) Evelyn: Well, Kelly has been fired from the Community Center and placed on house arrest. Apparently, she has also done the same thing she did to Tom, to Jannice's boyfriend, Fred. So he faked a sickness just to get out of going to the book club. Tom: Wow. Lou: Interesting. Scooter: I'm bored. Evelyn: Tom, I'm sorry...I didn't believe you. I accused you of not wanting to do anything with your girlfriend, when I didn't trust my boyfriend. Tom: Its okay Evelyn. I don't blame you. (Evelyn and Tom get up and kiss) Lou: Oh gosh! I'm going to another room! (Episode ends) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Special. The Unforgettable Halloween 46. Fourth Wall/Tentaclewarmers Fourth Wall: An entire episode that breaks the fourth wall begins with Squidward finds out finding he is in a TV series called "The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles". Squidward then tries to change the focus of the show to a different citizen in Ukelue Bottom as since Squidward's embarrasing moments were in the show, which causes insanity when the new star just finishes drinking ten pounds of coffe. Tentaclewarmers: Chad and Sam want to be on the Ukelue Bottom Underdogs for the Ocean Basketball Assocation, but Squidward must help train them when the two are terrible at basketball and are in great need of a coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 s1 e2 no pants\/the debt no pants:patrick was in a hurry to put on his teeteh that he brushed his pants and ended up wearin a toothpaste costume all day. the debt: patrick tries gambling. he loses and has to find the krabby patty recipe to plankton. sadly someone rigged the game, but the person had a grudge for patrick. theres a rematch and somehow patrick wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Special. The Unforgettable Halloween 46. Fourth Wall/Tentaclewarmers 47. The New Scent of Whattheheckisit/Cookin' with Squidward and Novices The New Scent of Whattheheckisit: A new scent attacks Ukelue Bottom, which turns out pollution hits the town. Now Squidward must prevent the damage from going worse. Cookin' with Squidward and Novices: The cooking staff is upset when the resturant owner takes advantage of them for something idiodic. So after quiting, Squidward and the resturant owner must whip up a crack staff and cook the meals. But it might be harder than they thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Special. The Unforgettable Halloween 46. Fourth Wall/Tentaclewarmers 47. The New Scent of Whattheheckisit/Cookin' with Squidward and Novices 48. Suction, Suctioner, and Suctionest/The Squid and the Plankton Suction, Suctioner, and Suctionest: Squidward is running out of ideas for pieces to perform at the resturant, so with Chad and Sam, he makes a piece with tons of insanity. The Squid and the Plankton: Plankton is back but this time, he seems to have a more sensitive attitude. Squidward doesn't believe this and spys on him to find his non-sensitive side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 The Adventures of Squidward Tentacles Season 3 41. Dance Competition/Competitive Chad 42. Squid Wars 43. Autumn Reefs/The Golden Scent 44. Squid in Space/Clarinet Records Special. The Unforgettable Halloween 46. Fourth Wall/Tentaclewarmers 47. The New Scent of Whattheheckisit/Cookin' with Squidward and Novices 48. Suction, Suctioner, and Suctionest/The Squid and the Plankton 49. A Squid's Life for Me!/Flight of Fury A Squid's Life for Me!: Chad loves to learn about pirates, so he brings Squidward and Sam along when he wins to live life like a real pirate. But soon enough, the three are going to get killed if they don't get out before the ship crashes into a spiky cliff! Flight of Fury: Rick challenges Squidward to a flying contest in which the two use special flying gadgets, and the loser will have to reveal their deepest secrets in public. Who will win this epic race? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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