Cha Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Cough Syrup I always hear, "these bitches in the sea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 Lay Low by My Morning Jacket: What I thought: "Lay low, the feel is right." Real lyric: "Lay low, let the fetus rock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Around The World by Red Hot Chili Peppers: Actual lyric: "I try not to whine, but I must warn ya, 'bout the motherfucking girls in California" What I thought: "I try not to whine, but I must warn ya, 'bout the motherfucking Governor of California" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted April 8, 2018 Author Share Posted April 8, 2018 Just thought of one I used to mishear as a seven year old. This is from "Dead On Arrival" by Fall Out Boy: Actual lyric: This is side one, Flip me over, I know I'm not your favorite record What I thought: This is sidewalk, Flip me over, I know I'm not your baby record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted August 31, 2018 Share Posted August 31, 2018 Canada. Canada. Canada. County. (ATM by J Cole) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 This one's probably stupid but I always thought Hoobastank was singing about raisins when I first heard it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Real lyrics: Not a thing to do, but talk to you/We're all alright, we're all alright/THANK YOU, WISCONSIN!" Misheard lyrics: With the rotten tooth/And with the things you do/We're all alright, we're all alright/FUCK YOU, WISCONSIN!" -Cheap Trick, "That 70's Song (In the Street)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 “Just like a wild wing duck” (Edge of Seventeen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted October 11, 2018 Share Posted October 11, 2018 - the four-eyed goats can make me cry - mama’s always got her mattress - and the one on the first page about pictures and hoes all of these I have misheard before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmon Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 "Girls become llamas that turn into mamas" - "Daughters", John Mayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 (edited) i always thought that the peeps following the dizz were TRYING TO SEE IF DIZZEE STAYS TRUE TO HIS GRANDMA actually i don't know why i'd want to change my version Edited October 12, 2018 by Burgerpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 What the fuck is love with no pain, no supper (Him & I) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmon Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 "I'm not a retard, I talk when it feels right" - "Last Chance on the Stairway", Duran Duran "Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake" - "Interstate Love Song", Stone Temple Pilots "You take my love for Granny, I just don't understand it" - "Too Good", Drake (this one courtesy of my sister) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmon Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Bump, remembered this one from my childhood: "I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee" - "You're So Vain", Carly Simon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 The majority of the theme song to The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron for me: Into the stars From here to the stars And by Candy Bar Fueled by candy bars Comes a kid with a nag for adventure Rides a kid with a knack for inventions With a super powered mind A calico canine A mechanical canine Rescues the day from assured destruction He rescues the day from sure destruction This is the theme song To Jimmy Neutron For Jimmy Neutron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmandagiraffe Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 19 hours ago, Steel Sponge said: Comes a kid with a nag for adventure Rides a kid with a knack for inventions I always thought this was "a kid with a knack for destruction" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny DeVito Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 bed a daddy can 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 43 minutes ago, Danny DeVito said: bed a daddy can How about I add to that?: BET A DANNY KEN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) BETTER THAN HEATRAN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) PET DOMINICAN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) BATTER CANDY CAN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) BADDER DENNY CAN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) PET HER KITTY CAT ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) ALBERT IN A CAN ("Treat You Better" by Shawn Mendes) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 HAVE TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LEMON also i used to mishear the jimmy neutron intro myself, such as FLYING CANDY BARS and Gibberish K-On @ Mechanical K-9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 also got some more: Well every day I throw a little party, but I bet we were fisting, fisting ("A New Wave" by Sleater-Kinney) I love you for a lifetime, so if you're gonna save time, save it ("Don't Think Twice" by Hikaru Utada) When I was a child, I met a girl of a devil kind ("Don't You Worry Child" by Swedish House Mafia) Shooting some meatball outside of the school (Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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