Bob Carotte Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 Fish: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague upon our houses! Protesters: He did? Fish: No, but are we just going to wait around until he does? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakeCup Posted January 31, 2016 Share Posted January 31, 2016 Squidward: This city needs to be destroyed! ...Or at least painted a different color. One of my favorite jokes in the series, but it doesn't get talked about that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cha Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 "I hope this doesn't mean that we're missing the one thing that's nearest and dearest to our heart." - SpongeBob "Nope, I'm right here." - Squidward @President Squidward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG19 Posted March 28, 2016 Share Posted March 28, 2016 "As if the answers to all of your problems would fall right of the sky! (laughing) fall right out of the sky!" "Dude, we're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Carotte Posted March 29, 2016 Share Posted March 29, 2016 Mermaidman: Listen up, you villains. I wanna eat my meatloaf. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. Manager: What is going on in here? Mermaidman: You may kiss the bride! (SpongeBob gets kicked out) Patrick: Did you re-unite our heroes? SpongeBob: No, but I'm married. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaid Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Wait a Minute... This is A Laundromat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdfr03 Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 Don't worry, captain! We'll buff out those scratches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 "First, get out a jar." *pulls out pickle* "Patrick, that's a pickle." "Yes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CDCB Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 (edited) From "Born to Be Wild" Mr. Krabs: Wouldn't you like to buy some Krabby Patties? Mild One: Wouldn't you like to kiss the seat of my pants? Edited February 22, 2018 by jjsthekid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I was a wimp before Anchor Arms! Now, I'm a jerk and everybody loves me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Carotte Posted June 13, 2016 Share Posted June 13, 2016 (edited) Gary: Mmm, no! Edited June 13, 2016 by Super Nintendo Chalmers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWM Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted October 9, 2016 Share Posted October 9, 2016 SpongeBob: Yes! I'm Saved! Your wife exploded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted October 9, 2016 Author Share Posted October 9, 2016 SpongeBob - "Oh yea? What if I said...Blargin fedibble no-hip!" Sandy - "I have to admit, that did slow me down, but it ain't gonna stop me!" One of the most underrated lines in such an underrated episode. Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm is such a great episode. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E.V.I.L. Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 It's even funnier with the gigantic billboard and the number 43 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Squarepants Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Squidward: Can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus Squidward: No it doesn't. Patrick: HO HO HO!!! hehehe Spongebob: Stop it Patrick you're scaring him. Patrck: HO HO HO!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Carotte Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) I WANT MY MOMMY MR SQUIDWARD! Edited February 22, 2018 by jjsthekid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Patrick: but don't genius live in a lamp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel the Wolfgirl Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) SpongeBob: Patrick, your genius is showing! Patrick: *covers crotch* WHERE?! Edited October 11, 2016 by Renegade the Spookycorn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SquiddyFace Posted November 6, 2016 Share Posted November 6, 2016 SpongeBob: We've been smeckledorfed Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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