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Renegade the Unicorn

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About Renegade the Unicorn

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    Leader of Star Wolf
  • Birthday 01/05/1998

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    Renegade the Unicorn
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    What you're reading right now.
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    is total crap.

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    Male
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    He
  • Interests
    -Cartoons

    -Music

    -Youtube

    -Bacon

    -Anarchist politics
  • Location
    Live from Antarctica
  • Favorite Episode
    Tea at the Treedome
  • Favorite Character
    Plankton

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  1. Event name: Anime August Theme: Anime Skin themes: Giant robots, magical girls, ninjas
  2. Well I'm not going to prison, Barry! I'm not going to prison! ATTICA! ATTICAAAAAAA!

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Is that from the Web Series, "Llamas With Hats"? And the only reason I even KNOW about that, is because I have a friend who has watched it, and has talked about it.

    2. Renegade the Unicorn
    3. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Fascinating. Do you know what episode or season that was from?

  3. Doing good. Been thinking about doing some historical fiction as my first serious original project. How ya liking this new forum design?
  4. > Inanimate Carbon Rod

    Deep Space Homer?

  5. If I wasn't surprised before, I am now. #1!? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
  6. This is actually really surprising to me. How does what essentially amounts to a work of humorous self-help get to #3 in just a day or two? In any case, it means a lot.
  7. Introduction by Renegade the Unicorn, Holy Pope Whatchoo Lookin' At, Lord of the Dancin' Fools, Self-proclaimed Idiot, And Many Other Titles You. Yeah, you. Lookin' at the words on this screen. Have you ever felt...lonely in your life? Like nothing really just doesn't work out for you? Like there's more than just this mundane existence? Like there's a pack of rabid wolverines in your pants gnawing vigorously at your lower half? (I am not sorry about that, by the way; I put them there to get your attention.) Well, boy howdy, do I have the solution to all your problems except the rabid wolverines, you might want to call animal control right about now. Oh, and get your rabies shots as soon as possible. And that answer is...drumroll p!ease.. . DISCORDIANISM! HAIL LADY ERIS! FNORD! Sorry about that. But yes. Discordianism is (and also is not) the solution to all your problems. But what is Discordianism? To put it in terms your unenlightened mind can understand, think of it as Zen Buddhism infused with the counterculture of the 1960s (the primary holy text, the Principia Discordia, was first published in 1965), conspiracy theories that may or may not be true (or both at once), and humor. After all, humanity takes itself far too seriously; we need a faith that allows us to reject dogma and see the sheer insanity of the world around us. And that is where I come in - having recently embraced Lady Eris as my Goddess, I intend to use this blog to dissect the Erisian faith as a whole (alive if need be), how to apply Discordianism to oneself (make sure you use nonstick cooking spray), and ultimately encourage discussion about the world stage as it is now. As was said by Malaclypse the Younger in his interview with the Greater Poop: "Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously. Either way, it is irrelevant." And with that, I take my leave. I hope you'll enjoy this experiment in literature as much as I will, and don't forget to tip your waitresses. Fnord.
  8. TOP 5 WOOOOOOO WE'RE GETTING CLOSER TO NUMBER 1 AGAIN LADS
  9. Hmmm...PR: MVF in top 10 in spite of lack of updates ?
  10. PR: MVF being in the top 4 is amazing.
  11. HOLY SHITE, NUMBER 3?! THERE HASN'T BEEN AN UPDATE IN WHO KNOWS HOW LONG?!
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