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  1. Love is a funny thing, and it makes a fiery rain.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Lucky I'm in love with my best friend! Lucky to have been where we have been!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Think you gonna keep me iced, you don’t. Think I’m gonna spend your cash, I won’t. Even if you were broke my love don’t cost a thing.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Love shack, ba-by. Love shack! Baby, love shack!

  2. LOVE STINKZ YEAH YEAH

    1. Pearl

      Pearl

      What? Do you rember me?

  3. Made $40 dollars babysitting :D

    1. Someone

      Someone

      Wow, $40.That's like ₱2000.

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Eat your hearts out Sam and Cat's babysitting service.

  4. Magic Mountain is having a fireworks show for the landing of Endeavour! You can see it from my room. I haven't seen a fireworks show there since I was a little kid. #nostalgia

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Magic Mountain looks cool, but I'd probably not ride most of the rides XD.

    3. SG19

      SG19

      Still sucks that Houston can't keep the shuttle.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I would definitely hit that place up again if I ever make another trip there.

  5. Man, this skin brings back so many memories!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Nooo now you wont be able to drown in nostalgia with me!

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      NOSTALGIA! And sorry about that OMJ.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      That's weird OMJ. It speeds up my iPhone.

  6. Man, time freaking flies...

  7. Man! This beach is saaaaaaaandy!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      using SBC at the beach like a boss

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Oh I get it, it's "sandy". That's the name of a SB character and the beach is covered in- yes.

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Predictable, but I can't help it.

      STEPPING ON THE BEACH! DOO-LE-DOO-DOO!

  8. May the Sauce be with you.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Clappy that was perfect.

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      May the hot sauce, be with your sandwhich.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Begun, the Sauce Wars has

  9. MWAHAHA. Happy Halloween guys!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Happy Halloween!

  10. my ass is grass... D: #busted

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      what'd you do man

  11. My Everything is officially my new favorite Ariana Grande song.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Add Best Mistake to that too<3

    2. SpongeOddFan
  12. My friend just sent me a text saying "Where's the leak, ma'am?" xD

    1. Cha

      Cha

      wink wink, nudge nudge

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      can i hav yo numbah

  13. My gift to SBC in the Reality Images. :P

    1. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      So when do I expect my key necklace, sweater and heart on the mail? ;P

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      And false eyelashes? D:<

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hey would you look at that, you weren't alone.

  14. My neighbor is blasting Christmas music. A little early, aren't we?

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Daring today aren't we?

    3. Sabre

      Sabre

      :P I was blasting out Christmas songs earlier ... neighbor?
    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      SABRE? Are you living across the street from me?

  15. my neighbors are in my house looking at the room my dad added on to it and my room is a mess fml

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      in other words, i don't really like unexpected guests.

  16. My room is infested with ants. They always come after the rain since it's been raining these past couple days. I am beyond pissed.

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    2. OWM

      OWM

      Set up those weird glue traps that have bait in them.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      you mean super glue? @TOWM

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      And mine is infested with cockroaches. Too poor to afford to call the exterminator.

  17. MY USERNAME IS GREEN. AHAHAHA! GREEN!

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Don't have a cow, man

  18. New group, Club Sauce! Put some Sauce in your life. So join now, WIMP! :P

  19. No Doubt concert tonight! #excited

  20. nooo the forums are down y u do dis?!

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      why the statuses be working?

  21. Nothing like my tradition of fainting in church. #MerryChristmas

  22. Nyehhhhh Squidward? Nyehhhhh Squidward?

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      *Saucebob starts flying in a circle around Clapward* Nyehhhhh Clapward?

    3. Sauce Mama
    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      SmileBob being able to fly? Pssh...I'll believe it when I see it.

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