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  1. The Ricky Gervais of ten years ago would be burning the heck out of the Ricky Gervais that's hosting the Golden Globes.  Will someone please get him off stage, this is getting unwatchable.

  2. The Weeknd’s new song is already a contender for best hit song of the year just for this line alone: 

    “And I just want a baby with the right one. ‘Cause I could never be the one to hide one.”

    So much for him and Drake being tight.  Damn.

  3. Things that have happened since I last logged on here:

    -A worldwide pandemic

    -Social unrest

    -Looting

    -Murder hornets

    -Looming threats of World War 3

    And the year coming to a close is only halfway there...halfway there...halfway there...

     

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      Yeah the year's been pretty monotonous

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      And you know what else? I think the pizza's getting cold.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hope that pizza is still good after five months.

  4. Weirdest production sound of any hit song in 2015.  The sound of a baby in a strip club anthem.  Thanks Ne-Yo.

  5. What is with Disturbed's only good songs being covers that shouldn't work, but surprisingly do?

  6. What's a Winter Break

  7. When I'm on my death bed, I'll look back at three particular moments in my life and remember them as the greatest things that ever happened to me:

    1. The day I marry my future wife.
    2. The births of my eventual children.
    3. The day the Philadelphia Eagles won the freaking Super Bowl!

    1. kylie

      kylie

      i feel this way about the day gaga released Just Dance 

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Your life rocks <3

       

  8. Which one of you flat foots stole my lollipop?

  9. While the song itself is just dull, I don't think I'll find a more obnoxious two seconds in music this year than the chorus of "Walk It Talk It".

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      how about just every two seconds of that song, Wiggle style

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      May I add some of the bits of Maroon 5's "Girls Like You" where they make the acoustic guitar sound like a hamster wheel?

    4. kev

      kev

      or that line where cardi compares playing w her kitty to playing a guitar lmfao

  10. With 2019 list season coming closer and closer, I'd like to state that it's been awhile since a song shrunk faster on me than "Please Me" did.  And it's been awhile since a song grew on me as fast as "Going Bad" did.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Please Me sux glad u got woke

    2. kev

      kev

      can’t do anything but to stan!

  11. "Handsome is as handsome does" - Handsome Squidward, the spin-off, is back. This will be my new SBC writing priority due to popular demand.

  12. "You like poop with pee on it, eh?" for worst animated quote of 2014

  13. (whispers into bubble) Patrick, you're my best friend in the whole neighborhood.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      (whispers into buble) So are you.

  14. *insert pun about Lorde's Royals due to my new Royal Family status*

    1. Cha

      Cha

      You may be a Royal, but I'm a Loyal. :smirk:

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      The two titles rhyme perfectly with each other.

  15. *slaps* I'm still alive!

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    2. terminoob

      terminoob

      You missed my first turn at DJing at plug last night. Such a shame.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      hope you had an awesome time on your trip!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      What color is my underwear? *slap*

  16. #Voted

    1. Ron

      Ron

      one of those "I Voted" stickers ;)

  17. 106 people. I love this.

  18. 20,000 Patties Under the Sea is a SB innuendo to my posting milestone.

  19. 27,000 posts and counting...

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