Dr. Eggman Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Here’s the most divisive SBCinema episode ever. 119. SBC Wars Episode VIII: The Last SJW Film: The Last Jedi Shortly after the battle of Starkiller Discord, General Cha is leading the Community forces in evacuating their base when the First Order fleet arrives. Against Cha's orders, Slug leads a costly counterattack that destroys a First Order dreadnought. The remaining Community escapes into hyperspace, but the First Order uses a device to track them, and attacks again. Kylo Renegade hesitates to fire on the lead Community ship after sensing his mother Cha's presence on board, but his wingmen destroy the bridge, killing most of the Community's leaders. Cha is dragged into space but survives by using the Force. While Cha recovers, Vice Admiral Kylie assumes command of the Community. Running low on fuel, the remaining fleet is pursued by the First Order. On Spotify-To, Katniss attempts to recruit Fred Skywalker to the Community. Under self-imposed exile, Fred refuses to help and says that the Jedi should end. After encouragement from Robot Jones, he agrees to give Katniss three lessons in the ways of the Force. Katniss and Ren begin communicating through the Force, which puzzles them both. Ren tells Katniss that Fred feared his power; in a revelation that will infuriate many fans, Fred confesses that he momentarily contemplated killing Ren upon sensing that Joker was corrupting him, which prompted Ren to destroy Fred's new Jedi Order. Convinced that Ren can be redeemed, Katniss leaves Spotify-To. Fred prepares to burn the Jedi library but hesitates. The spirit of Fred's master YOWMda appears and destroys the library by summoning a bolt of lightning. He encourages Fred to learn from his failure. Meanwhile, Slug entrusts FinnDinner, mechanic Disneygirl, and Chuu with a secret mission to disable the First Order's tracking device. SG directs them to the shady casino town of Crypto Bight, where they meet the hacker Drifter. (Note: JCM makes a cameo as a Crypto Bight patron) Pursued by the local security, they escape Crypto Bight with the help of stablehand children and NFT monkeys they set free. FinnDinner, Disneygirl, and Drifter infiltrate Joker's flagship but are captured by Captain Mothra. Ren brings Katniss to Joker, who reveals that he connected their minds to discover Fred's whereabouts. Kylie plans to evacuate the remaining members of the Community using small transport vessels. Believing her plan cowardly and futile, Slug leads a mutiny. A recovered Cha stuns Slug with a blaster and proceeds with the evacuation. Kylie remains aboard the ship as a decoy to mislead Joker's fleet as the others flee to an abandoned base on Forumotion. Drifter buys his freedom by revealing the Community's plan to General Hayden, and the First Order fleet begins firing on the evacuation transports, destroying many. Ordered to kill Katniss, Ren instead kills Joker and defeats his Gamer Guard with her help. Katniss hopes that Ren has abandoned the dark side, but he instead asks her to rule the galaxy with him. Refusing, she battles him for control of Fred's lightsaber, bisecting the weapon. Kylie sacrifices herself by slicing through Joker's flagship at lightspeed, crippling the First Order fleet. Katniss escapes the destruction while Ren declares himself Supreme Leader. Chuu frees FinnDinner and Disneygirl; they defeat Mothra and join the survivors on Forumotion. When the First Order arrives, Slug, FinnDinner, and Disneygirl attack with obsolete speeders. Katniss and G4ry draw TIE fighters away in the Millennium Hellcat, while Disneygirl stops FinnDinner from sacrificing himself. The First Order penetrates the Community fortress using a siege cannon. Fred appears and confronts the First Order, allowing the surviving Community to escape. Ren orders the First Order's forces to fire on Fred, but they fail to harm him. He then engages Fred in a lightsaber duel; upon striking Fred, Ren realizes that Fred is not physically present, but projecting his image through the Force. Katniss helps the remaining Community escape on the Hellcat. Exhausted, Fred dies peacefully on Spotify-To, becoming one with the Force. Katniss and Cha sense his death, prompting Cha to tell Katniss that the Community can rise again. At Canto Bight, the stablehands recount the story of Fred Skywalker; afterward, one of them moves a broom with the Force and gazes into space. This film would then spawn a very divided and vitriolic reaction online, so we'll course correct the next movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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