Clappy Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Episode 8 was definitely the best episode of the series. Episode 9 was alright, but great moral that we all need to make fun of ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 Episode 10 Let's See How Many Fuck's This Episode Can Have! We see a stop mart, and 27 boats of all different kinds drive up and droff off their kids. They're all nice to them, except the last mom, who's dropping off Perch Perkins as a kid. Perch Mom: Aight ya little shit machine, don't move a fucking inch and make sure these kids aren't fucking dicks. If they are, punch all of them in their fucking face, even the fucking girls! A guy walks by to see all the babys sitting there. Guy: Who the fucks watching these kids! Perch Mom:...THey're all watching eachother? Guy: Nice parenting! Perch Mom: Fuck you ya fucking flounder! Guy: Yeah keep on boatin! Perch Mom: That fucking fuck. I mean, what the fuck can happen, right? Fuck fuck fuck! Perch Mom walks in the store, leaving them all in. Perch starts climbing out of his stroller, same with Sharky, Gakuto, and Naomi. Perch: Fuck! Sharky: Fuck fuck Perch: Fuck fuck fuck... They then grow older into adults, as they're rapping. Trollface: Motha motha fuck! Gakuto: Motha motha fuck fuck! Sharky: Motha fuck Naomi: Motha fuck Trollface: Noiche noiche noiche. 1, 2, 1234 Noiche noiche noiche. Cody: Schmokin 'weed, schmokin 'weed Mango: Doin coke, drinkin bears bears bears , rollin fatties, smokin blunts! Ginger: Who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, ROLLIN' BLUNTS, smokin- Two fish walk up. Jon: 'Ey, can I have a nickel bag of seaweed? Gakuto: 15 bucks, li'l man, put that shit, in my hand! If that money doesn't show then ya owe me owe me owe! Music starts playing. Trollface: Yeah pumpin' grape!~ So-o-da!~ I want to pump it pump it!~ Yeah! Phil: The fuck is that? Trollface: Man you don't know Pumpin Grape Soda? It was written by god herself and passed down to the greatest band ever! Black motherfucking Jesus! Jon: The band of in that Black Jezus MOVIE? Gakuto: Yeah, Crucify This. Phil: Man that movie sucked fuck, 80s style! The 27 peepz look at eachother. Trollface: let's kick their fucking shit. *Fuck Count: 28 --- We see Skodwarde in Oceantop Realms. He took Squidward's spot. He's walking through Magical Magic Land of Magimag. Skodwarde: Fuck yeah seaking, new fucking player, fucking this game up! He's walking, when he's attacked by a new player, Nerdy McDouchepick. Nerdy: *Throwing rocks at Skodwarde* Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Skowarde: What the fuck, kid!? Nerdy: *Still throwing rocks* LIGHTNING BOLT! Skodwarde: Little fuck! Imma fuckin... Skodwarde pulls out his guns, but Nerdy steals them. He starts shooting Skodwarde. Nerdy: *Shooting him* 2 MAGIC! 2 MAGIC! 2 MAGIC Skodwarde: Fuck's sake. *Fuck count: 35 --- We see the Krusty Kreep himself, Krabs, lookin for hot pieces of ass. Krabs: MOAR FINE FUCK NIGHTS. Krabs runs around, and gathers girls, getting them drunk. They drive to his house. Krabs: Time to fuck! Fuck yeah! Girls: Fuck? Krabs: Yeah, imma fuck you all! Girls: We don't like that. Krabs: Oh, well, ya see...FUCK. Girls: O-fucking-kay! They all fuck. Isn't that this shows purpose? *Fuck count: 42 --- A person only named I was Seeking Brooklyn. He then pointed out his show's purpose, with Trollface sitting on his couch. "I": Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ripping off balls french and more unneeded fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck's. Trollface: Fucking proud, m'boy! *Fuck count: 60 --- Today is Patrick's Big Break! He walks into his hotel. Patrick: Hi! Leslie Chang: Who the fuck are you? Patrick: Patrick, and you're mean! So, where's my room? Leslie Chang: Your fucking room? 6 fucking 1 fucking 9, you fucker. Patrick: Why so mean? Leslie: it's in the fucking script. Patrick: OKAY! Patrick runs to his room. Leslie: Fucking moron. --- Trollface Perkins: FUCKING goodnight everybody! *Fuck count: 68 --- Teh End. 68 fuck's! How about dat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 Another hilarious installment. And btw, nice Jay and Silent Bob reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 23, 2011 Author Share Posted July 23, 2011 Another hilarious installment. And btw, nice Jay and Silent Bob reference. You got the reference? I love you forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 Episode 11: Bikini Twat 3: The Movie. We see a birthday party for some thing. Think their name was like Charry or something. Anyway, Jake was in a state of shock after Martha or something like that walked in all hot and stuff. He couldn't stop shitting...Not litterally. Jake: Holy shit. Bryan: Yeah Jake, can't believe your daughter's 1 already! Jake: Holy shit? Morgan: Um, Jake, what's wrong? Jake: HOLY SHIT! MIKE! Morgan: -.- Jake: Haha, holy shit. Jackie: STFU. Everyone else: YEAH! Jake: Psh...Holy shit. --- We see spongdob, in his movie. spongdob: im juts on my wy 2 tha kursty karb. Such an exciting show, amirite? Let's get back to Bikini Twat. --- Morgan: MOMMY! I GOTTA DO MY MAKEUP AND STUFF. I NEED THE BATHROOM FOR 5 HOURS. Heather: Just a minute honey. Morgan: THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THERE. Heather: Going to the bathroom, sweetey. Morgan: WELL WHY CAN'T I USE THIS ONE, HUH? MY STUFF'S IN THERE. WHAT, YOU THINK CUZ YOU'RE HAGGAR- Heather: Not this again... Morgan:-YOU CAN HOG MY BATHROOM? I MEAN, I'M GOING TO JA'SHEED AND JAQUEESHA- Heather:-Jake and Jackie? Morgan:-'S DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? I'M MORTICIA, FOR PE- Heather: Your name is...Fuck this, i'm done with all these confused teens. --- We see the party, where two MANLY men jump through the door, Jocksteroid Naomi and Butchbuff Miranda. Jocksteroid: WE'RE HEEEEEEEEEEEERE! Butchbuff: YEAH! Morgan: Who are you? Jake: Holy shit? Butchbuff: I'M BUTCHBUFF MIRANDA, AND I LOOOOOVE GOSSIP GUPPY! Jocksteroid: GOSSIP GUPPY!? Butchbuff: YEAH! Jocksteroid: FUCK YEAH! They chest bump. --- We then see Jake and Bryan sitting there. Bryan: Hey Jake? Jake: Holy shit. Bryan: Can I sing again. Jake: HOLY SHIT NO. NONONONO. Bryan: was a question... GOD- Wait, how about a Spanish song? Jake:*stops with Holy Shit* Kay. Bryan: Estoy tocando mi pene Tocar mi pene Tocar mi pene, mientras que mirando a ti. Tocar mi pene Tocar mi pene Usted sabe que todo est?í bien si eres m?¡a toque tambi?®n! Tocar mi pene, s?¡ s?¡ s?¡! 'Cuz te ves como una mujer, s?¡ s?¡ s?¡! Tocar mi pene y tocar mi pene Tocar mi pene Va a conseguir un poco de hambre, aunque Tocar mi pene Tocar mi pene, que va a ir a la tienda! Mientras estoy en la tienda, tocar mi pene! Va a comprar un poco de Twizzlers, no por mi pene! A continuaci??n, voy a comer Twizzlers, con mi pene! As?¡ es que tengo un pene-8 pies. Pene pene pene, pene, pene, pene, pene, pene, pene, mientras que mirando a ti! * ruidos extra??os * No es gay, no no no! Cuz usted es una mujer, s?¡ s?¡ s?¡! A veces te miro y pienso: "Wow que realmente debe tener un primo la vagina es un pussyyyy!" Jake: Hmm...I liked it. What's it's name in English? Bryan: Touching My Penis. Jake: FOR FUCKS SAKE. --- We then see Morgan, at her home, with the power of time skip. She lets Tristan in her house, even though some guy named Ristar was on her doorstep or something. Morgan: Wait, Tristan, aren't you with Bertha? We see Tristans face...To see the Trollface. --- Also, we see Hersht lunge at himself for tossing out a necklace. This time warp makes Barlina or Brenda or whatever the fuck her name is go WTF. Brenda: WTF. We see Hersht's face...It's Trollface. Trollface on Hersht and Tristan: BROUGHT TO YOU BY 70s Mistakes Inc.! --- Teh End. Also, I know I "messed up" on a lot of the names, but they were intentional, especially the scene with Morgan and Heather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Awesome episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted August 13, 2011 Author Share Posted August 13, 2011 Episode 12: Mermaduke Heroe: Brave and teh Balls MermaidMan is walking when he finds his heroe friend Blue Arrow, who isn't the Blue Beatle or Green Arrow at all . They talk. MermaidMan: Working hard, Blue Arrow? Blue Arrow: More like hardly working! Then they see a villain, the Pot-Man! Pot-Man controls... smoke and plants They fight and he attacks and they all jump and blast with their powers and then Mrs.Magic, a heroe who controls magic, uses her magic-heroe powers to blast Pot-Man away for good! They all went out to eat, but Mrs.Magic accidentally blows away her food . --- Adventures in Coralwood is going on. Spongeyboober and Mr.Krabs are in coralwood, and Spongebob got a kiss from a girl named Nikk, but it didn't mean anything. Nikk: Sponge, that kiss didn't mean a thing! Sponge: I loved it too! When will we get married? Nikk: Spongebob, I don't like you like that! Spongebob: You're pretty sexy too! How about we get hitched, then hit up my pineapple back home, eh? Nikk: What? Spongebob, I like someone ELSE... Spongebob: Yeah, you're the only one for me as well! I love you so much! Let's make love! Nikk: NO! Ok, I'll only love you if you give me gifts! Spongebob: I can give you a nice fuck, if that's what you want? Nikk: NO! --- On Teh Krusteh Train, Nat, Old Man Jenkins, and Harold are sitting in a jail cell. Harold: What are you in for? Nat: Robbery. Harold: Where'd you rob? Nat: Subway! I like to eat fresh, mothafucker! Harold:...K. What about you, gramps? Jenkins: 'Ey sunny, I ai'nt old! You're just young. Anyway pal, it was from prostitution! Harold: Oh, you wanted some fine piece of ass? Jenkins: I WAS the fine piece of ass, sunny! I look sex-y in drag! Fishnet leggings and a nightgown brings ALL the young'ns around! Nat: Um... Harold: Uh... Anyway, i'm in here for murder. Jenkins: Shit. Nat: Damn. Who'd ya kill? Harold: Some bitch. She stole my fish, so I started hunting season, bitch. Nat: This is...Awkward. --- Fred's Road Trip! Fred is trippin on the road, when it's Valentine's Day, but he doesn't know what to give to Daisy! He's thinking. Fred: What should I give to her? I think a ring! No. A car! No. Oh, I know! He then steals a monkey! He gives it to Daisey. She loves it! Daisy: I love it! How'd you get it? Fred: Oh, well...Uh... Will Ferrel then finds him. Will Ferrel: You stole that monkey! I'm gonna arrest you! Fred: Wait! Fred gives Will Ferrel chocolate and money, which were going to go to Daisy . Will Ferrel leaves. Daisy: Yay! Now what? Fred: Maybe we can have some...You know... Daisy: What? Fred: Party? Daisy: What? Fred: You know...Play "leap frog"? Daisy: Huh? Fred: FUCK! I MEAN FUCK! I WANT TO FUCK YOU! FUCK FUCK FUCK! SEX YOU UP! BANG YOU HARD! TAP YOUR PIECE OF FINE ASS! Daisy: Thought this was a kids show? Fred: FUCK THAT! I'M TIRED OF FAMILY FRIENDLY SUBSTITUTES. --- We now see Trollface Perkins. Trollface: That was our first episode in the Tv.com era! Expect more! --- Teh end! Reviews/Comments appreciated! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 I lol'd a lot. I completely forgot that jjs use to write his spin-offs that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 That was hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 that was awesome, Ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Again, great episode Ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Loving the Jay and Silent Bob references. Keep it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 A little-over-month hiatus really helped. Hope the show hasn't lost it's charm. New episodes should start onnn...Saturday. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Finally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 i maded a fan episode just for you ex Robot Trout: The Fan Episode!!!!!!! by dragiiin123(coolguy) ------- "you are now a better person our program has done well you are a nonviolent person you are happily married man in his 20's you are powered and are very popular with your coworkers you are a good conversation maker you know how to laugh at yourself you are a better man fully." written on a computer in a cage at the rest of the universe ----- Spongebob: the oppressing leaders are going to get us sandy Sandy: we must hide spongebob we cannot give our life away to a lost cause of war and contemporary violence and unnecessary lethal actions, which will easily be regretted 40 years down the line Spongebob: they are here ------- the mother says to the boy your mother is buried underground with substances in her snout the boy says back but mom the mother hasnt woken up to this day --------- scooter said to octi hello octi said hello back where have you been octi said you sure do know how to keep an octipus waiting said octi scooter replied i know i am wired to the mainframe scooter said octi i am WIRED TO THE MAINFRAME WIRED TO THE MAINFRAME --------- please review rate and comment!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 guys.......right my episode was good???? tell ex !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 IT'S BACK. (Note: This episode will have both Lit. and Spin Off's ) Episode 13: Ohai There. So that there Adventures in the Underground. We see Joe and Jerry, two FBI agents from "A Drugs Life", are busy yelling at people for having "drugs". Spongebob: What? Jellyfish jelly is good! Joe: What!? DRUGS! HAS DRUGS, YOU DO! GET 'EM! Patrick walks over with a plastic bag of sugar. Patrick: Hey guys, who likes my sugar? Joe and Jerry look in the bag. Jerry: SUGAR!? NO SUGAR THAT'S COCAINE. Joe: DEFINITELY COCAINE BOOK HIM. A fish walks over, eating. Fish: Who here wants some sandwiches? I'll buy 'em. Jerry: SANDWICH!? DRUG EUPHEMISM! GET HIM. Joe:... Why. Jerry: What? Joe: Just...Why. Jerry: Why. --- Imposter SOF is running around, banging teh Mallet Of [Copyright] at random goons and thugs, in the Xat. Imposter SOF: Oh! What! Take it! Then Sbiscool came out, and Imposter SOF began to fight him. It got brutal. Sbiscool was throwing metal objects around, and SOF was banging Teh Mallet around. He started to do some major damage to Sbiscool. Imposter: OH MY GAWWD! Where yo curleh mustache at!? Sbiscool: *Stops dead in tracks*...What? Imposter: *Stops as well* What's meh wrong, man? Sbiscool: What...was that? Imposter: Reference. Sbiscool:...Oh.. K... Imposter: What? Sbiscool: Sketch is ruined. I'm tired. Bed. Now. Imposter: First I need to kill yo- --- We see people. Caption(Take a Picture) people. They're walking. Their feet touch the ground in a gentle way, while making slight "clangs". They move at a nice pace. A pace appreciative only of professional walkers. The detail is immense. The soles of their shoes move in unison with their feet, with their shoes guiding them along the ground. They weren't loud, but not silent. They were good at walking. They knew how to move their legs. Their foot would go up, guided by the leg, then land tip of foot first, then heel. Then repeat. They got faster. But not really. Weren't fast, but decent speed. They knew how to walk. They could WALK. Now, they had to be stealthy. YOU need to get there first, YOU. You ARE the one that needs to get there first, because you ARE the one. Proffesional walker, you (Favorite skit of the episode, short as it is) --- 81: Where yo curleh mustache at? It was an ordinary day at the RRRP(Rusty's Raping Rampage Parodies) office, when SOF runs in. SOF: OHHH SNAP! MAG-FUCKING-NETO I KILLED HIM! LAT: DAMMIT SOF, WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT DALE? SOF: IT'S MAHVEL, BAYBEE! Rusty: Think he means a video game. SOF: FUCK THE KNICKS BRO, FUCK THE KNICKS! CF: What game? =? Rusty: Marvel Vs Capcom 2. SOF: MANGO SENTINAL'S GOING DOWN! JUSTIN WONGGGG! SOF runs into the game room. The gang follows...AND HOLEH SHIT USE THEIR MAGICAL POWERS AND PULL CHARACTERS OUT OF THE GAME. They get Cyclops, Magneto, and Sentinel(from X-Men). SOF: YOU GUYS ARE FAMOUS! MAG-FUCKING-NETO! MANGO SENTINAL! CYCLOPS! You guys piss me off. Raep? Rusty members: Raep. And so, the X-Men peepz get raeped and thrown out. Their curly mustaches are dead. * --- We see ExKizuna sitting at a laptop, listening(and glancing at occasionally) to An Evening With Kevin Smith 2: Evening Harder. He's reading The Adventures of Tom and Lou, with a file on Notepad open for an Adventures of Tom and Lou skit, but it's blank. He starts talking to that70sguy92. Ex: Gah. 70s: What? Ex: This... I can't make a skit about this. There is just so much. Typos. Bad info. The debates/fights going on in the thread itself. 70s: You don't mean... Chattervix? Ex: Lolno, brah, Tom and Lou. 70s: Oh shit. Well, use Ex Magicks. Ex: Refresh my own page? 70s: No. Just...Think of funneh-ness. Ex: But, I can't think of funny things. 70s: You. Nothing funny. Impossible. I think I know what this calls for. Ex: What does it call for? 70s: A quest. A movie. Ex: I have to write a movie? Did, i'm typing this now BECAUSE of writer's block! 70s: Nonono, BE a movie. Just without cameras, or script. I'll record that shit. You go on a quest to make the best Tom and Lou skit! Ex: 70s? 70s: What? Ex: You're an evil fucking genius. Makes me want to ask you a question. 70s: What is it? Ex: WHERE YO CURLEH MUSTACHE AT? --- Fin. Yup. A movie is coming. For Robot Trout. No joke. *= Oh, and there are a LOT of "MAHVEL, BAYBEE!" references in this episode, so to save you guys from having confusion, here's teh vid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Lol, can't wait for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Funny episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 ZOMG, you read this, Wumbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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