ExKizuna Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Yup. Robot Chicken, except with spin off's. Think of that old show that took snippits of Spin-Off's, except this, is a parody. Episode 1: Bikini Twat So Jake from Bikini Top is just walking all on to Morgan's house, when she doesn't answer the door, again. So he grabs another manatee and throws it at the door. It flails around, then leaves. Heather, Morgan's mother, comes out. Heather: Jake..? What do you want? Jake: HOLY SHIT, WHY? THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I'VE COME TO YOUR HOUSE, AND OF COURSE, YOU DON'T HAVE A DOORBELL, SO I HAVE TO INTERRUPT A NICE MANATEE'S PERSONAL LIFE JUST TO THROW IT AT YOUR FUCKING DOOR. WHAT, DO YOU JUST SIT IN YOUR HOUSE BEING ALL LIKE "Oh hey, i'm Horehay-" Heaher: -Heather- Jake: "-Heather, so I don't have to answer that damn door! He doesn't need to see my daughter Mike-" Heather: -Morgan, Jake- Jake: Morgan, anyway!" What, is this just 'ignore Jhyquez-' Heather: Your name is Jake! Jake: Fuck this shit, i'm going to watch insert teen show here switched around to be on Bikini Top --- We see Skodwarde, doing his thang. Skodwarde: I can fuck shit up, because I, am Skodwarde, the MAN! Him and Squidward shoot eachother with guns. Skodwarde wins. --- Down to our SOA fellas, all we see is Perch Perkins, with the troll face for a head Perch: Dick, boobs, black jesus, rape, sex, period, spin off characters. --- We see down at Team Spongebob, and Spongebob is talking to his mom. SpongeBob: Hi mom. SpongeMom: SPONGEBOB!? WHERE ARE YOU!? SpongeBob: Oh, just fighting evil, almost died, made some friends, fight a lot, you know. SpongeMom: Just bring home the milk soon! I hope you're safe, too! SpongeBob: Oh, mom, I took the milk. I'm sorry. SpongeMom: YOU DRANK THE MILK!? FUCK THAT, I HOPE YOU GET SHOT IN THE HEAD THEN RAPED BY WEASELS, YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICK OF A SON! Call over. --- At Patrick's Mansion, Patrick's just walking through, when he hears weird noises. Ghost: Hehe... Patrick: Who's there!? Ghost: Ow... PAtrick: I'm warning you! Ghost: WHOO! Patrick barged through the door, to see Michael Jackson, dancing. MJ: THRILLER! THRILL-ER-NIGHT! Patrick: Wat. --- Fred the Fish: FUCK YEAH SEAKING! --- The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I lol'd. Good episode, I sure hope to see more lulzy parodies soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I have to say, that was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 I liked it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 9, 2011 Author Share Posted July 9, 2011 Episode 2: The Way We Screwed Up in his room, Taylor, son of Pierce, was being told a story by Pierce. Pierce:... And that's the way we met. Taylor: Really? That's how you and mom met? Pierce: Haha, well,...NAH! See, your mom, Slutbitch McWaffle, just got off of her shift of being an exotic pole dancer. I, after downing 7 or so drinks, thought that atrocious sea cow was the hottest piece of ass i've ever seen! So we went to my car, and we fucked. Actually, I had sex with about 5 exotic pole dancers that night. Taylor: Woooah... Dad, what's a pole dancer? --- We cut to a hospital, where we see two MANLY men. The MANLY men-fish were Jocksteroid Naomi, and Butchbuff Miranda. Miranda was in the hospital after a MANLY game of football. Butchbuff: Hey, hey Jocksteroid. Hang out here bro, i'm about to watch Gossip Guppy. Jocksteroid: Gossip Guppy!? Butchbuff: Yep. Jocksteroid: FUCK YEAH! Butchbuff: YEAH! Butchbuff jumped out of the bed, and they chest bumped. --- We cut on down to Storm Racers, where we see mister Dash, but he had his car replaced by a small, frilly prius. Dash: Doom da doom doom, just driving-*looks in rear view mirror-OH SHIT IS THAT A SEMI!? Dash gets in accident. Hilarity ensues. --- Chicken: IM A CHICKEN THAT DIED! --- Now, we see Spongebob, but with Aaron, in SpongeBlade. They were sitting next to Clay, and SpongePool. Aaron: Psh, we play with metal tops! Clay: Oh yeah, well i'm an angsty teen with a giant metal lino robot! SpognePool: LISTEN, YOU TWO ARE FUCKING ANNOYING! I'LL BLOW BOTH YOUR BRAINS OUT AND THEN SHOVE MY BUH-BUH-BUH-BALLS OF STEEL SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT- Sharky walks in. Sharky: You bitches done? We all know I'M superior. Clay, Aaron, and SpongePool: *look at eachother* Lets kick his shit. --- Shows SpongeBob, walking around. SB: --- Pierce: Wait, i think I know who your mother is! Taylor: Really? Pierce: Yeah, it's... Cut to a dark room with a spinny chair. Now we hear a girly, raspy voice. MysteryGirl: Exccccellent. Pierce:*Voice over* It...Was Peaches! Peaches spins around, to show a turtle. Peaches: Hehe. --- The End. So yeah, it was probably longer than the first one, but hey, i'm not really doing too much editing on this, so I just write it on a whim in quick reply, so it's hard to even out the size of all episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 that was awesome, Ex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Good job, Ex. I liked that one almost as much as the first one. This could definitely make for a memorable spin-off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 hoping would someone would do this actually. KEEP IT GOIN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 Episode 3: Ators Rectum We see Giygas, from MOTHER3, fighting the dudez from Futurdrama. Then they all die. Now, the dudes from Ators Requiem come out, and throw shit at Giygas. Scifi Captar: WE NEEDZ TO KILLL HIM! Dudely Dude: I GOT IT! Man the Man, get the cannon foddar! Man the Man went to their Jetankar, and brought back pop stars. Scifi Captar: Load the blaztur with Rebecca Black, Jenna Rose, and anyone else from Ark Music Factory! They blasted Giygas with the stars, and he split into many pieces, and flew away Man the Man: He's dead! Indian kid: WHAT A TWEEST --- We see Cody, Jon, and Phill from Jackfish, getting high. Cody: Duuude...Do we even need to get parodied? We do this all the tim-HOLY SHIT! Giygas jumps through the window, and sucks in their pot. Then, he eats the three guys. Phil, inside Giygas: Duuude...It's dark in here --- At Down Under, we see Dragiin. Him and Wumbo are talking, ignoring all teh drama. Drag: So, do you wach Ators Requiem? Wumbo: Um, you never made that, insert witty comment here, lol. Drag: YES I DID! RYTE GIYGAS!? Giygas comes in, and makes Wumbo float in the air Drag: DO THE WUMBO SYSTEM RIGHT NAO! Wumbo: No. Giygas eats him. Now, the Ators Requiem people come back, and suck up Giygas, but he explodes and come back. Dudely Dude: I HAVE TO ABSORB HIM! Man the Man and Scifi Captar: DON'T DO IT! Dudely Dude starts eating Giygas, and then he just sucks him up, and explodes Man and Scifi: NOOOO!!!! Cody, Jon, and Phill: *flying* DUUUUUUUUDE! Indian Kid:*Pops up* WHAT A TWEEST! --- Now, we see Naomi in a fire, getting raped by a clown. Peaches is watching from a camera. She's also watching the Down Under parody. Peaches: Exccccellllent, hehe. All according to plan. She looks over, and smiles, at Kaplantys Kaplantys: Good, now, MAKE ME A SAMMICH! Peaches: FUCK YOU! Giygas Eats Kaplantys. --- Dudely Dude is sitting there, as a ghost, in Patrick's mansion, next to Temperance and Trey Temperence:...God, sex... Trey: I got shot! SHOT! ANNAAA! Dudely: You guys are angsty FUCKS, i'm outta here! --- The end. Alright, I know it has lesser parodys than the others, but the former episode I had got deleted, but this was the base episode of it, and plus, it has ATORS REQUIEM! I still hope, you enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elastic Dawg Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 This is wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 Episode 3: Ators Rectum We see Giygas, from MOTHER2, fighting the dudez from Futurdrama. Then they all die. Now, the dudes from Ators Requiem come out, and throw shit at Giygas. Scifi Captar: WE NEEDZ TO KILLL HIM! Dudely Dude: I GOT IT! Man the Man, get the cannon foddar! Man the Man went to their Jetankar, and brought back pop stars. Scifi Captar: Load the blaztur with Rebecca Black, Jenna Rose, and anyone else from Ark Music Factory! They blasted Giygas with the stars, and he split into many pieces, and flew away Man the Man: He's dead! Indian kid: WHAT A TWEEST --- We see Cody, Jon, and Phill from Jackfish, getting high. Cody: Duuude...Do we even need to get parodied? We do this all the tim-HOLY SHIT! Giygas jumps through the window, and sucks in their pot. Then, he eats the three guys. Phil, inside Giygas: Duuude...It's dark in here --- At Down Under, we see Dragiin. Him and Wumbo are talking, ignoring all teh drama. Drag: So, do you wach Ators Requiem? Wumbo: Um, you never made that, insert witty comment here, lol. Drag: YES I DID! RYTE GIYGAS!? Giygas comes in, and makes Wumbo float in the air Drag: DO THE WUMBO SYSTEM RIGHT NAO! Wumbo: No. Giygas eats him. Now, the Ators Requiem people come back, and suck up Giygas, but he explodes and come back. Dudely Dude: I HAVE TO ABSORB HIM! Man the Man and Scifi Captar: DON'T DO IT! Dudely Dude starts eating Giygas, and then he just sucks him up, and explodes Man and Scifi: NOOOO!!!! Cody, Jon, and Phill: *flying* DUUUUUUUUDE! Indian Kid:*Pops up* WHAT A TWEEST! --- Now, we see Naomi in a fire, getting raped by a clown. Peaches is watching from a camera. She's also watching the Down Under parody. Peaches: Exccccellllent, hehe. All according to plan. She looks over, and smiles, at Kaplantys Kaplantys: Good, now, MAKE ME A SAMMICH! Peaches: FUCK YOU! Giygas Eats Kaplantys. --- Dudely Dude is sitting there, as a ghost, in Patrick's mansion, next to Temperance and Trey Temperence:...God, sex... Trey: I got shot! SHOT! ANNAAA! Dudely: You guys are angsty FUCKS, i'm outta here! --- The end. Alright, I know it has lesser parodys than the others, but the former episode I had got deleted, but this was the base episode of it, and plus, it has ATORS REQUIEM! I still hope, you enjoy. MOTHER 2 EX. also reading this episode to the giygas theme is very amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 MOTHER 2 EX. also reading this episode to the giygas theme is very amazingReally? Never played any of the MOTHER games, but I was sure he was in MOTHER3. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 11, 2011 Author Share Posted July 11, 2011 Episode 4: Journey In Sebastion We start with the Mud Man. He's sitting on the Krusty Cruise, until Howard Blandy comes out and pushes him off, because he's all muddin up the boat Howard Blandy: HEY, WHAT YOU DOIN MUDDIN UP MY BOAT? Mud Man: Um, well I... The Mud Mun jumps off the boat, and the boat start's boatin on. But, we see a muddy hand pop up. --- Now, to Journey Of Sebastion. We see an outlook of a medieval land, acres of it, and castles...And then it zooms out to show a painting. We see see the band, Journey, looking at the painting. Yes, all 21(Not including managers). Steve Perry: I don't like it. You? The 20 Others That Were Ever In Journey: Nope. They walk out, and look over at a sign. They are in the town of Sebastien, in France. But...Then Alex, from Journey of Sebastion walks out, and starts yelling at Journey. Alex: HEY! Journey: What? Alex: This is a parody of MY SPIN OFF! NOT A PUN! Journey:..What? Alex: AND WHY DO YOU GUYS ALL TALK AT THE SAME TIME!?!? RAWR! OH, AND YOUR MUSIC SUCKS! Journey all look at eachother. 42 eyes, then glaring at Alex. Journey: Let's kick his shit. Arnel Pineda(Post-07 Journey): WITH THE POWER OF ROOOOOCK! They perform "Don't Stop Believin". All 21 of them. Alex dies after an eargasm worthy only of the gods. These were his dieing words: Alex: Go...Journey... --- We see Perch Perkins, with his head replaced with the trollface, who will now be called Trollface Perkins, standing with a microphone over a black background. Trollface Perkins: This just in. Spongebob was shot in the head and dragged on land to be raped by weasels. Hehe. --- Squidtastic Hero! We see Squidward flying, with his awesome powers. Squidward: Derp da derp derp. Just herp derpin along the sky, flyin- OH SHIT IS THAT A SEMI!? Squidward crashes into a flying Semi. --- We see Horacio James Angler, of Jumpstart fame, in an office. But not his office. The office of Mean Spinoffman. Horacio: You called me, Mean? Mean: I called you here because your spin off was too fucking confusing. Horacio: What? But I was dealing with something serious. Mean: No ,you were dealing with something that made me want to gouge my eyes out. Go in the lobby with the other confusing plot points, okay? Horacio: But, I didn't even have time to develop a plot point! Mean: You're still confusing. Horacio walks out, and sits in a lobby, next to Bryan Errin as a Thewot, Kakumeika, a giant, evil monster Mr.N, and Giygas. Giygas tried to make him feel better. Giygas: Don't feel bad, your film noir shows wasn't that bad. Horacio: It wasn't noir. Giygas: Oh. Apocalyptic? Horacio: No... Giygas: Dramedy? Horacio: Nope. Giygas: then drop dead! Got dammit, figure out a genre first! Damn! Giygas moved next to Bryan Thewot. Horacio sighed. --- The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Episode 5: The Mud Vestite. We clock in to the Krusty Krab, to see it's delightful work staff. We see Jim, a fatass frycook, Squidward, a staple for spin-offs, except with hair, Marly, a girl, Marina, an incredibly fight-y girl who's actually a stripper, Mr. Krabs, a cheapskate, and Tom Dick and Tim Wang, two twins with oddly different last names. Mr.Krabs: HEY SQUIDWARD. Squidward: What. Mr.Krabs: YOU'RE UGLY HAHA! Squidward: Jerk! Squidward smashes the cash register. Jim comes out, and so does Marly, who was giving him a blowjob. Jim: OMG LYK DUDEZ, WHATS-A GOIN ON?! Squidward: Shup up, fatass! Jim: Oh you wanna go, hippy fuck! Jim and Squidward start punching eachother, and Mr.Krabs throws a chair. Marly feels left out, so she slaps Marina. They fight. Then, Tim Wang and Tom Dick, twins. Tim: Harro! Would you like some shitty sushi! Jim stares at him in horror. Jim: THAT'S YOUR OWN KIND!!! Jim throws a chair at Tim. So, Tim uses his asian powers and flying kicks! Jim. Tom runs over to Mr.Krabs and tackles him. Tom: Why are we fighting!? All except Tim and Tom: BECAUSE WORK SUCKS! They all explode. --- Now, for Trollface Perkins. He's in his usual backdrop. Trollface: This just in, there's a semi that's running people over. NOT LIKE I'D EVER SEE IT IN PERSON AMIRITE??? --- The Mud Man crawls out of the ocean. He looks down at his crotch, and finds that the water from the ocean blurred his crotch area, leaving just...mud. No shape, no hole. Mud: OH GOD. WAS I A MAN OR A CHICK!? OH SHITTY BRITCHES! Mud Man starts running up to everyone he can see. The Mud Man: *To Larry The Lobster* DID I HAVE A DICK OR A PUSSY!??? Larry: What. The Mud Man: *To Ms. Puff* DID I HAVE A DICK OR A PUSY!??? Ms.Puff: I will call the cops! The Mud Man: *To Trollface Perkins* DID I HAVE A DICK. OR. A PUSSY!?!?!? Trollface: Ask your mother. Mud Man: GAHHH! The Mud Man jumps back into the ocean. The Mud Man: Good, nobody can bother me- OH SHIT IS THAT A SEMI!? The Mud Man got hit. --- We see Skodwarde and Spongepool, trying to cook. Skodwarde: You see hur, you buttah the toast, then- Spongepool: You toast it, THEN butter it, dipshit. Skodwarde: Shut up! Anyway, first, then, you put it in the bread, and- Skodwarde goes to put the bread in a toaster, but Spongepool yells at him. Spongepool: Herp derp. The butter goes in the OTHER way, and on the other side, brah. Skodwarde: Liez! Shut up you stupid obviously-spongebob fucktard twit! Spongepool: Who you calling spongebob, squidward?! Skodwarde: LET US FIGHT! Spongepool and Skodwarde shoot eachother, with guns. Skodwarde wins. --- We see hundreds of Patricks, and hundreds of Squidwards, standing in front of a video camera. Patricks: This is what you get. Squidwards: WHen you spin-off writers keep making All: NOTHING BUT SPIN-OFF'S BASED ON PATRICK AND SQUIDWARD, US! WE GET IT, WE'RE POPULAR! God, what about like, Sandy, or Trollface Perkins! Trollface Perkins pops up. Trollface: Too busy, trollin. Trollin. Good night, people I trolled, and listen to these...kind...*cracks up laughing at the word "kind"* people. --- The end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Um wow. It was dumb. :/ I laughed, but I was kind of laughing AT it and not WITH it. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExKizuna Posted July 14, 2011 Author Share Posted July 14, 2011 Um wow. It was dumb. :/ I laughed, but I was kind of laughing AT it and not WITH it. Sorry. You trollin brah? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70s Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 The last scene was my favorite by far. xD Great episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragiiin123 Posted July 14, 2011 Share Posted July 14, 2011 Um wow. It was dumb. :/ I laughed, but I was kind of laughing AT it and not WITH it. Sorry. OH THE IRONY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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