The Noob Troop

[Clappy]

It's a fad? It's gone on for a while now. xP But okayyyy.

Well there has been a rapid increase in them lately from SBC Soap Opera to Post Fiction to SBC Mafia to Luke's upcoming police show. It's starting to get bigger and bigger.

[70s]

Well there has been a rapid increase in them lately from SBC Soap Opera to Post Fiction to SBC Mafia to Luke's upcoming police show. It's starting to get bigger and bigger.

Oh yeah, true. (I refuse to use a )

[Jjs Goodman]

Now mine! New eps coming soon.

[Clappy]

Looking forward to it man. I believe you will do great things with this.

[Jjs Goodman]

7. The Case of The Missing Wang

One day, ACS, Nathan, sponge_bob and woahwoah decided to go to a chinese restaurant for take-out.

"GAAAH! I NEED FOOD!" ACS roared.

"China, eh? I hope we get to see a special screening of The Last Airbender, which was the best film EVER!" woahwoah said.

"STOP BEING RACIST!" ACS yelled.

"lol, my stomach grunble," sponge_bob said.

The gang entered in, and took a table. They patiently waited for service.

"HELLO??? IS ANYBODY GONNA TAKE OUR TABLE!?! I'LL SUE YOU IF A WAITER DOESN'T COME IN THE NEXT 20 SECONDS!" ACS yelled.

"but the water?" sponge_bob asked.

"SPEAK ENGLISH!" ACS yelled.

The waiter came over.

"How may I help you four gentlemen?" He asked.

"I'll take an Alabama palm tree deluxe," Nathan said.

"I'm afraid that is not an option," he said.

"I'll take some won ton soup then!" Nathan said.

"I'll have what he is having," woahwoah said.

"i take sushi!" sponge_bob said.

"A SIDE OF WANGS FOR ME, WITH SOME WON TON SOUP!" ACS exclaimed.

"Okay, your orders are coming up," the waiter said, who went into the kitchen.

After a few minutes, the waiter came out, and put their orders on the table.

"Enjoy," he said.

"here a tip," sponge_bob said.

"Thank you sir, but I don't get that till the end," he said.

"lol," sponge_bob replied.

As the 4 continued to eat, ACS stopped eating, when something got him VERY mad.

"What's wrong?" Nathan asked.

"ONE OF MY WANGS IS MISSING!" ACS yelled across the restaurant. "THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 10, BUT I HAVE 9!"

The others in the restaurant just shrugged ACS off.

"It was one of YOU wasn't it!?" ACS yelled.

" " sponge_bob said.

"I DIDN'T TAKE IT! YOU DARE ACCUSE ME?!" Woahwoah said.

"I don't eat wangs!" Nathan said.

"What's the problem?" the waiter said, coming over.

"ONE OF MY WANGS IS MISSING!" ACS yelled.

"Don't know what to tell you there son, just make with what you have," he said.

"NO!" ACS yelled, flipping over the table.

"Sir, come down or I will escort you out," the waiter said, threatening to call security.

"MAKE ME!" ACS said.

Within a matter of minutes, the 4 were kicked out of the restaurant.

" " sponge_bob said.

"Dang, I'm sensing a twist, M. Night style," Woahwoah said. "He is a wonderful director for your info! His best movie was probably The Last Airbender, my 2nd favorite is DEVIL and-"

"I've never heard of those films, but this isn't the time for a weekly movie review," Nathan said.

"Well, we need to get to the bottom of who stole my 10th wang!" ACS yelled.

We then heard some teenagers laugh.

"10 wangs huh? I guess you fucked 10 girls, right?" one of them said.

"SHUT UP!!" ACS yelled. "YOU TWO TOOK IT!"

"Well, I hate to be the bad news bringer bud, but we both only have 1 penis," the teen said.

"Alright, let's search 'em!" Woahwoah said. "Detective movie style!"

The 4 began to tear off the teens' clothes, and did a strip search.

"FREAKS!" they yelled, trying to get their clothes back on, and ran away.

"Nothing there, but one of those teens had a nice pe***," Nathan said.

"Ewww, that was gross! Are you a homosexual?!" ACS said.

"No!" Nathan said.

"Everyone, stop!" Woahwoah said. "How about the waiter? I bet he took it!"

"Good idea, let's sneak back inside," Nathan said.

"AGREED!" ACS said.

The 4 snuck behind the restaurant, and found a door saying "Employees Only".

"Aw shit, how do we get in now?" ACS asked.

"never give up!" sponge_bob said, as they saw someone open the door, and the 4 quickly fled inside.

"Hide under the table!" ACS said. The 4 did so.

They were in the kitchen, with tons of chefs around.

"Psst, there's the waiter!" Woahwoah said.

The waiter was picking up a tray.

"Alright, on 3 we'll attack!" ACS said.

"Table 3!" someone yelled.

Woahwoah, Nathan and sponge_bob attacked the waiter, and stripped him.

"OH HELL NO! NOT YET!!" ACS said, running out.

"HELP, RAPE!" The waiter yelled.

The guards came and took the 4 away.

"I NEED MY WANG!!" ACS yelled.

"Mommy, I'm scared! Freak kid!" a kid yelled.

"Stay calm everyone, we're taking these sickos to the highest law of the land," the cop said.

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In court...

We see the waiter on one side, and the Noob Troop on another.

"Woahwoah, ACS, NathanJR94, and sponge_bob, you have been declared as guilty by the jury for rape and false accusations," the judge said.

"BUT MY WANG!!" ACS complained.

"Sorry, but the waiter had nothing to do with your wang going missing, it was a simple mistake obviously, one you took too far. 3 years in prison!" The judge yelled as he slammed his mallet.

The 4 were in a jail cell.

"Well, here we are in jail." Nathan said. "I hope the showers aren't gross."

We then see the missing wang pop out of ACS' shirt.

The 3 then glared at him.

"Oh yeah...I was about to eat it, and it fell down my shirt, and then I forgot.." ACS said, innocently.

The 3 other members of the troop then began to beat ACS, and the scene fades away.

[Wumbo]

Good stuff, jjs.

[Jjs Goodman]

8. The Case of the Jewel Thief

We see the 4 troopers at Nathan's home.

"Sweeties, please don't make me bust you out of jail again." Nathan's mom said.

"YES, MRS. NATHAN!" ACS said.

We then heard the news come on.

"BREAKING NEWS! Last night at around 9:45 PM, a museum robbery occurred! A sacred jewel was stolen, and police are investigating," the reporter said.

"Troopers, time to investigate!" Nathan said, as they stormed out of the house to the museum.

"I got my eye on them, I don't want Nathan-buns going to jail again!" His mom said, worried. She got in her car and followed the boys secretly.

The gang was at the museum.

"THE GEM IS GONE!" ACS exclaimed, referring to an empty and shattered glass case.

"Well, no shit Sherlock Homes 2: A Game of Shadows," Woahwoah said. "Which reminds me, the 2 Sherlock Holmes films are BRILLIANT! The camera view is spot on! 10/10 for both!"

"WHAT?!" ACS yelled.

"Guys, cool it. Now let's see, it seems like it was smashed with a hammer," Nathan said, investigating.

"a hummer!" sponge_bob said.

"A cummer!" Nathan joked.

"HMM, WHAT IS THIS?! SOMEONE DROPPED A PIECE OF PAPER!" ACS yelled, reading it.

"Thanks kid, but leave this to the professionals," the cop said.

"WHAT DOES THE PAPER SAY?!" ACS asked.

"Calm down, and it mentions meeting someone, but it's our situation, not yours, so stay out of it," the cop said.

"FINE!" ACS said, as they left the museum.

"Why did we give up?" Woahwoah asked.

"I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!" ACS yelled.

Nathan's mom drove by.

"Boys, you better not get arrested again!" She warned.

"I won't mommy!" Nathan said.

She then gave Nathan and friends lollipops.

"momma!" sponge_bob said.

"No problem sweeties!"

After they finished their lollipops, they thought of a plan.

"ALRIGHT! HOW WILL WE CATCH THE CROOK?!" ACS pondered.

"We set a trap, Scooby-Doo style!" Woahwoah said.

At night, the gang had set a trap up.

"Now we need to set the bait," Nathan said.

"Here, I'll use my leftover lollipop, and pretend it is a ruby with its red color," Woahwoah said, putting it in place.

"Now we wait for the crook to strike!" Nathan said.

Sponge_bob then ate the lollipop, and got caught in the trap.

"DAMMIT SPONGE_BOB!" ACS yelled.

"heheh!" sponge_bob said, hanging from the rope.

We then saw the crook hiding against the wall.

"Call me Adam Sandler, but I see a criminal on the loose!" Woahwoah said. "Speaking of which, Adam Sandler is the best actor ever! I absolutely loved his work in Jack and Jill, another amazing film! 10/10 again!"

The criminal ran, and the gang trampled him.

They unmasked him.

"AH HA! WE CAUGHT YOU!!!" ACS yelled.

"You're...?" Nathan asked.

"I'm Captain52, famed troll from TV.com," Captain said.

"Why did you rob the museum?" Nathan asked.

"I'm broke bitches, and I need some moolah from this gem!" Captain said, pulling it out.

"Another successful case solved by the Noob Troop!" Woahwoah said.

Just then, the cops arrived.

"You're all under arrest! Freeze punks!" They yelled.

"But you don't understand, we didn't rob-" Nathan was cut off, and the 3 were arrested.

"again??" sponge_bob asked.

"Thanks cops for arresting these cruel criminals," Captain smirked, and ran away with the gem.

And so, the Noob Troop went to jail...again.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Character Debuts: Captain52, Cop

Area Debuts: Museum

[Jjs Goodman]

Now here is the possibly the dirtiest episode of this show...

9. The Case of The Noobette Troop

One day, we see ACS, Nathan, sponge_bob and woahwoah in their house, pondering.

"Now, I hope you four don't end up in jail again," Nathan's mom said.

"I promise!" Nathan said.

"Besides, maybe you guys should go out and do something...I don't know, get some girlfriends," Nathan's mom said.

"MOM!" Nathan whined.

"hehehehehh," sponge_bob said, but he was now named sandy_cheeks.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO SPONGE_BOB?!?" ACS panicked.

"idk," sponge_bob/sandy_cheeks replied.

"Isn't that sponge_bob?" Woahwoah said. "And no, this won't be a twist like the end of The Sixth Sense."

"yea," sponge_bob/sandy_cheeks said.

"But why did you say idk?" Nathan asked.

"im not sb," sandy_cheeks/sponge_bob said.

"But you just said....nevermind..." Woahwoah said.

"OKAY, ENOUGH! I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME BABES! THE PARK!" ACS said, and the four raced out.

In another house...

"Ugh, we need some boyfriends!" MadameCat said. "And not the post-movie SB characters."

"lol" Cherrys said.

"I FUCKING LOVE SPONGEBOB!!! HE IS MY BF

"Well, they better not dump me like that asshole Luffy >.>" Raya16 said.

"Okay, let's go to the park, The Noobette Troop!" MadameCat commanded.

We see the 2 gangs at the park.

"Hey, who are those smoking hot boys?" Spongygirl20x asked.

"They look cute :3" Raya16 said.

"HEY LADIES!" ACS said, as The Noob Troop met the Noobette Troop.

"Sup?" Nathan asked. "My name is Nathan, I'm 16, I didn't know what a condom was until I was 14, and these are my friends."

"Cool story bro," Raya16 said.

"We're The Noobette Troop," MadameCat said. "And you?"

"lol sounds like us," sponge_bob/sandy_cheeks said.

"Is his name sandy_cheeks, or sponge_bob?" Cherrys asked.

"sponge_boobies," sponge_bob said, touching MadameCat's breasts.

"GET OFF!" MadameCat said. "My melons must not be vandalized."

"But we want boyfriends," Raya16 said, whispering to MadameCat. "They look just like us."

"Do you guys wanna go on a date?" Nathan asked.

"SURE SEXY!" Spongygirl20x said.

The couples went as follows: Nathan and Spongygirl20x, sponge_bob and MadameCat, Raya and ACS, and Cherrys and woahwoah.

"Let's go to Pizza Hut," Nathan said.

"Sure sweetie," Spongygirl20x said, feeling Nathan's chest.

The eight then went into the Pizza Hut, and it wasn't too crowded.

"SEAT FOR 8!" ACS yelled.

"SURE!" The guy yelled back, and escorted them to a table.

"WHO WANTS TO FEEL MY BREASTS?!" Spongygirl20x said.

"ME!" ACS yelled.

"SHE'S MINE!" Nathan said, as he got onto some chest action.

The 4 girls ripped their tops off, and MadameCat's breasts were the biggest.

"sweet mama!" sponge_bob said, as he squeezed them.

"Uh..." a waiter said.

"HEY YOU 4 GIRLS! PUT THOSE MELONS AWAY!" The manager yelled, and the 8 quickly fled out of the restaurant.

"Aw, that was fucking awesome, even better than the pre-movie eps of SB," MadameCat said, putting her top back on.

"But we don't really play any sports...why do you like us?" Nathan asked.

"We don't care if you guys are out of shape, so are we :3" Raya16 said.

"That was close, you boys wanna feel more?" Cherrys asked.

"I would love to, but it looks like it is time for us to go to bed," Nathan said, looking at his watch.

"Well, you guys are pretty chill," Raya16, as they all kissed each other, and parted ways.

"Ah, those girls were SO FUCKING HOT!" ACS said.

"mhmm," sponge_bob said.

"I finally have a girlfriend! Mom will be so proud!" Nathan said, and the others headed home.

"Them BOYS SEXY!" Spongygirl20x said.

"Yeah, felt good to spread mah boobs," Raya16 said.

"Next time, they take their tops off!" Cherrys said, and the others laughed.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Character Debuts: The Noobette Troop (MadameCat, Cherrys, Spongygirl20x, and Raya16)

Area Debuts: The Park, Pizza Hut

The couples were:

Cherrys and Woahwoah

MadameCat and sponge_bob

Raya16 and ACS

Spongygirl20x and Nathan

sponge_bob's Name Change (new running gag): sandy_cheeks

[SpongeOddFan]

good ep

[Jjs Goodman]

10. The Case of the Bullies

We see the Noob Troop in their treehouse.

"Alright boys, there's something I need to talk to you about: Bullying. It is a serious issue that causes people to commit suicide each year AND WE WILL PUT AN END TO IT!" ACS yelled, as they all cheered.

"how?" squid_ward (aka sponge_bob) asked.

"UGH, STOP FUCKING CHANGING YOUR NAME!" ACS yelled.

"Hey, now that wasn't very nice, bully!" Nathan yelled.

"HOW WAS I BULLYING HIM?!" ACS yelled.

" " squid_ward/sponge_bob said.

"You yelled at him!" Nathan said, pushing ACS.

"KNOCK IT OFF!" woahwoah yelled. "If we are going to end it, we have to work together!"

" ^ " sponge_bob said.

"So you are sponge_bob again? MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU IDIOT!" ACS yelled.

"See? He did it again!" Nathan yelled, as he punched ACS.

"YOU HIT LIKE A GIRL!" ACS yelled, pushing Nathan.

ACS and Nathan were fighting like 5 year olds, when suddenly Nathan's mom walked in.

"BOYS!" She yelled, and everyone dropped silent.

"THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" ACS yelled.

Nathan's mom then spanked ACS in the behind.

"NO FAIR!! THEY ARE MEAN TO ME!" ACS yelled.

"Dude, you were insulting sponge_bob," woahwoah said.

"It is time for a....time-out!" Nathan's mom yelled, as she tied ACS up with rope.

"I'm doing this for your own good, sweetie," Nathan's mom said.

"I'm sorry.." ACS said to sponge_bob. "You can change your name."

"hmm?" sponge_bob said.

"I'm sorry, I want to get rid of bullying, but I have a SHORT TEMPER!" ACS yelled, kicking his feet.

"Well son, I think it is best you sit out for today, so you can calm down," Nathan's mom said, as she took him into the house, and put him near the kitchen table. "This is for your own good."

"Well, we'll be off doing stuff, like The Weekenders, which is a terrible TV show! Absolutely boring! Worst Toon Disney show ever! 0/10!" Woahwoah said.

The 3 members went walking off in the streets, while ACS was stuck with Nathan's mom.

"Oh brother," ACS mumbled.

"What was that?" Nathan's mom said.

"Nothing!" ACS mumbled back.

We see woahwoah, Nathan and sponge_bob walking in the streets.

Just then, 4EverGreen, TarterSauce25, thecrad15 and BillyBob64 jumped in front of them (the gang that formed from episode 6).

"Well, hello true believers! Remember US? " 4EverGreen said. "The ones who participated in your talent event, and you DENIED our requests. Well, our own troop has solved more mysteries than you! :ph34r: So, you better listen hard: WE'RE the top group, not you! We are....The Troop Incorporated! Enough said, b*****s!" 4EverGreen said. TarterSauce and thecrad laughed, except for BillyBob who remained silent.

"Did you rip-off of Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated? I hate you, that is one of the worst shows ever! I give it a 1/10 because I did like the finale I admit!" Woahwoah yelled.

"You DARE mock me and my group?! :o Well, we have solved more mysteries than you posers! " 4EverGreen snapped. "Enough said, true believers! :sb:"

"Yeah, we are cool," TarterSauce said.

"Well, we did solve a mystery! The crook got away, but still.." Nathan said.

"Yeah, you are cool," TarterSauce said.

"um..you said they cool?? " sponge_bob said.

"No, they aren't," TarterSauce said, but sided with The Troop Incorporated anyways.

"What was the mystery you solved? The case of the missing bowtie frenchfry?! :lol:" 4EverGreen mocked.

"You guys are bullies!" Nathan said, pushing 4EverGreen.

"You DARE tussle with us? Bring it on n00b! " 4EverGreen said, punching Nathan in the kisser.

We cut back to Nathan's house, with ACS and Nathan's mom chatting.

"Now son, be nice to those kids okay?" Nathan's mom asked.

"Yes, I will," ACS said, calm. She untied the ropes.

"Remember...if one side of a planet is out of tact, so is the whole group," Nathan's mom said.

"I don't know what that means, but okay!" ACS said.

"I saw them headed up the street, so go for them!" Nathan's mom said.

ACS then ran out like a dog, and yelled "I'M COMING!"

ACS went running up the street, and saw 4EverGreen fighting Nathan.

"WHAT IS HE DOING TO MY FRIENDS?!" ACS yelled, as he jumped down.

" " sponge_bob said.

"I'm sorry sponge_bob for yelling at you. You can change your name as many times as you want. NOW LET'S KICK THEIR ASSES!" ACS yelled.

"sure " sponge_bob said, as they were all fighting each other.

sponge_bob was up against BillyBob, Nathan against 4EverGreen, ACS against TarterSauce and woahwoah against thecrad15.

"HOW DARE YOU THINK AUGUST 1ST, 2011 IS BETTER THAN JUNE 24TH, 2009! TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN WAS A MASTERPIECE WITH ITS OVERKILLED EXPLOSIONS, HUMOR AND OF COURSE, SCRIPT!" Woahwoah said, slapping him into a trashcan. "10/10 bitch!"

BillyBob was quiet, and sponge_bob wasn't actually fighting BillyBob.

4EverGreen managed to defeat Nathan, while ACS kicked TarterSauce's ass.

"Yeah go! " TarterSauce said, even though he was really cheering for Nathan - the wrong side.

"Did your silly group solve the mystery of the haunted pirate ship? Or even the case of the hijacked airplane?!" 4EverGreen laughed. "We're more famous than you posers! "

"Well, you are just stuck-up jerks!" Nathan said, kicking 4EverGreen.

"GUYS, STOP!" ACS yelled, as the fighting ended. "I learned something...we should stop fighting, and get along! Bullying just leads to group disfunction, as how I snapped at sponge_bob early. I finally realized Nathan's mom's message."

"Yeah," TarterSauce said, even though he was on the opposing side.

"You're taking advice from a mom? And you learned something?" thecrad15 said.

"Whatever, let us blow this popsicle stand! " 4EverGreen said, as they fled. "WE WILL RETURN, SO THIS ISN'T OVER! :ph34r: "

"Well, thanks for sticking up for us, ACS," Nathan said. "My mom really did teach you something."

"mhm," sponge_bob said.

"Yes, and I am sincerely sorry sponge_bob. Will you forgive me?" ACS asked, but sponge_bob stepped on his foot by mistake.

"AAGH! OUCH! YOU IDIOT!" ACS said.

The rest facepalmed as the episode ended.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

We learn the group from Episode 6 named themselves The Troop Incorporated, and seemed to have solved much more mysteries than The Noob Troop.

First appearance of said group since Episode 6.

sponge_bob's Name Change: squid_ward

[Jjs Goodman]

11. The Case of the Missing Bicycle

We see the Noob Troop at Nathan's house, with his mom coming in with a surprise.

"Happy birthday Nathan! Here is your very own...bicycle!" Nathan's mom said, revealing a nice red bike.

"Yay! But I don't know how to ride one!" Nathan said.

"WHAT?!" ACS yelled.

"Sorry! I guess I've never rode one before! " Nathan said. "I'm 17 now so I feel embarrassed."

"Honey, that's the age you used on TV.co-" Nathan's mom said, but she was cut off.

"Yay! We can use it to help us solvemysteries!" Woawhaoh said.

"yup," mr_krabs said.

"Okay sponge_bob, please stop changing your name honey," Nathan's mom said. "It is getting a bit tiresome."

"lol k," sponge_bob said.

Later...

Nathan walked down to the basement to find..

"AAAHHH!" Nathan yelled.

"What's wrong honey?!" Nathan's mom yelled.

"My my bike....has gone MISSING!" Nathan panicked.

"WHO COULD HAVE DONE IT?!" ACS yelled.

"I don't know...it was in my garage and then poof! It's gone!" Nathan panicked.

"I'm sorry honey, I can always get you a new one," Nathan's mom replied.

"But I feel bad since you spent so much on it.." Nathan sighed.

"I think someone STOLE it!" ACS said.

"let's find out :scratch: " sponge_bob said.

The four noobs looked around Nathan's garage a bit.

"Hey look..muddy footprints right where Nathan's bike was.." Woahwoah said. "Reminds me of how Sherlock Holmes solves mysteries. But the old ones sucks! The newer ones are amazing and I can care less about the bad camera sights!"

The four noobs decided to follow the footprints.

"I wonder...who could have done this?" Nathan wondered.

After a while, the four noobs arrived at some old log cabin in the woods.

"Alright, now who could live here?" ACS wondered.

Nathan went up and knocked on the door.

"Nobody's home!" A voice said.

"Then whose voice was that? Is this another M. Night movie twist, because I love those!" Woahwoah said.

"Um...this is just an illusion.." the voice said.

"LET'S KNOCK IT DOWN BOYS!" ACS yelled.

One by one, they rammed at the door. Nathan then bashed the door down, and they went in to find...Captain52?

"Aw shit, the jig is up!" Captain yelled.

"Hey...you're the guy who stole the jewel from the museum!" ACS said.

"Yes, and now I am getting a profit by stealing little kids' bicycles!" Captain laughed.

"Well you're not getting away with this anymore!" Nathan yelled as he punched him lightly.

"Ha, what is what you call a punch?" Captain laughed.

Nathan then kicked down another door to reveal a storage of bicycles outback.

"i see it!" sponge_bob yelled.

"NOO!" Captain yelled, as he jumped at them, but sponge_bob ducked and Captain went flying into a tree, and got knocked out.

"I'll call the cops!" Nathan said. "But there's no phone in here.."

"Alright, let's just tie him to this tree for now," ACS said, as he tied Captain to the tree with some rope from the cabin.

"I used my cell phone to send a call to the cops, CSI style," Woahwoah said.

"Okay, now let's return all these bikes to the neighborhood," Nathan said, as they all picked up about twelve of them. Each carried three.

Within the next few hours, everybody's bikes were returned.

"Ah, peace restored once again, thanks to the Noob Troop!" Nathan said. "Now nobody will have to lose a bike again."

Nathan then attempted to ride his bike, but he crashed into a lamppost.

"that one need work lol," sponge_bob said.

We see Captain still tied to the tree.

"HELLO?!" Captain yelled.

Just then, the cops arrived at the cabin.

"Hello sir, we got a phone call that the mysterious bike robber who has been stealing bikes these past few days was found here, have you seen him?" The cop asked.

"Yes, he went into the woods and he tied me to this tree!" Captain said.

The cops untied Captain and he laughed.

"Looks like I'll be starting another new life of crime!" Captain laughed, as he knocked the cops out and ran for it.

Just then, we saw the Noob Troop block his path.

"Take this!" Nathan yelled as he chased him down on his bike through the woods, dodging obstacles. Captain however, tripped and sprained his ankle.

"Damnit!" Captain yelled.

The cops finally caught up and arrested Captain.

"Thank you, you not only caught the infamous jewel thief, but the bike robber as well! We found the jewel hidden in his cabin too, so thank you for solving both mysteries," the cops said.

"No problem, now I have a bike to ride!" Nathan said, as the four noobs hopped on the bike, riding off into the sunset.

Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts: Cabin, Woods

Nathan gets a bike for his birthday.

First appearance of Captain52 since Episode 8. The mystery from said episode is finally solved here once and for all.

sponge_bob's Name Change: mr_crabs

[SpongeOddFan]

good ep

[Jjs Goodman]

12. The Case of the Smashed Vase

We see the four noobs at Nathan's house.

"Hey, I need you four to do a favor for me," Nathan's mom said.

"lol k," pat_rick said.

"Okay sponge_bob honey, please stop changing your name," Nathan's mom said.

"yes," pat_rick/sponge_bob said.

"Okay...anyways, I ordered an antique clock from an antique store since our clock is kind of broken," Nathan's mom said. "Could you four pick it up?"

"Sure!" Woahwoah said. "And hopefully this won't end up like the Patty Caper from SpongeBob, awful episode. Why was Mr. Krabs so mean? 1/10!"

Nathan got on his bicycle with the other four noobs, and drove down to the nearby antique store a few blocks down.

"So, here it is!" ACS said.

The four noobs walked inside, but we see The Troop Incorporated in there too.

"Ugh, it is those cums!" Nathan said.

"Oh boy, it is THESE losers again! Have you guys :crazyeyes: solved any REAL mysteries yet? " 4EverGreen mocked.

"Why yes we have! We just cracked the case of the bicycle thief! Not the "Newspaper Thief", a terrible episode of the Looney Tunes Show."

"Fine then losers, but always remember August 1st, 2011 has been the best date ever! Right up there with May 24th, 2006!" thecrad15 said.

"Yeah, I agree," TarterSauce said.

"Yup," BillyBob said.

"Whoa...could it be? BillyBob...a quiet user...SPOKE!? :what: That is about as likely as these losers solving a real mystery! :cool: :rockon: Enough said, true believers! "4EverGreen said.

"...." BillyBob said.

"Okay, whatever, we just came here to pick up a clock," Nathan said, as he went to an old lady who was the cashier.

"A clock, eh sonny?" She said. "Ah yes, I got an order a few hours ago, here it is-"

Just at that moment, a loud smashing sound filled the air.

"What was that?" ACS asked.

Just then, everyone turned to a smashed vase on the ground.

"Who did that?! That was a rare and valuable item!" The cashier said, irritated.

"Looks like we're ALL suspects! MAKE IT A RUN FOR IT BOYS! :freakout: " 4EverGreen yelled, but the door was locked.

"Nobody is going anywhere until we figure this out!" The old lady cashier said.

"Ugh, but we need to deliver that clock to my mommy!" Nathan said.

"Speaking of which...where did the clock go?" Woahwoah asked.

"IT'S GONE!" The old lady cashier panicked.

"Well, I hope this mystery isn't as obvious as The Great Patty Caper, worst special ever! Such an obvious culprit! 0.5/10!" Woahwoah said.

"Well, you two groups can try to solve this mystery. Whoever solves it first will get a prize!" The old lady said.

"Alright gang, let's huddle UP!" ACS yelled.

"I think it was one of their members...sabotage!" Woahwoah said.

" ^ " sponge_bob said.

We cut to the Troop Incorporated's progress.

"Hm...any security cameras in here?" thecrad asked.

"There's one up there! :mischievous: " 4EverGreen said.

"I see it too," TarterSauce said.

They got a tape from the camera...but nothing was shown about the vase.

"It appears as if footage was deleted from the camera. They better still have footage of March 7th, 2005," thecrad said.

"Yeah," TarterSauce said.

We cut to the Noob Troop's progress.

"It appears as if the vase was pushed," woahwoah said, using a magnifying glass.

After hours (or minutes, depending how you take hyperboles), the two noob teams came with their conclusions.

"Alright! :jump: We have come to a conclusion! :afro: " 4EverGreen said. "We think...the culprit was...the Noob Troop! :evil:"

"WHAT? Impossible...because we found out who the true culprit was.." ACS said.

"Yes, after looking at a hidden camera-" Nathan said.

"WHAT?!" 4EverGreen gasped.

"We discovered 4EverGreen purposely pushed the vase off the counter!" Nathan said, showing everyone the TV with the tape.

"You whippersnapper...yur gonna get yer ass kicked!" The old lady yelled, spanking 4EverGreen in the ass.

"I'm sorry! I just wanted to frame those posers! :pathetic: :mischievous: " 4EverGreen said.

Nathan and the others punched 4EverGreen as well, and they walked out with the clock that 4EG also stole.

"Well son, I'm gonna call your cops..looks like your reputation will be ruined for a while.." the old lady said.

"Curse you NOOB TROOP! :mad: :mad: " 4EverGreen yelled.

"Oh great, now May 27th, 2012 is the worst date ever for thecrad! :(" thecrad said.

"I agree!" TarterSauce said, as the four were forced to clean up the store, and the smashed vase.

The four noobs returned home with the antique clock.

"Thanks guys, what took you so long?" Nathan's mom asked.

"Just another day, another mystery!" Nathan said.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts: Antique Store

Character Debuts: Old Lady

sponge_bob's Name Change: pat_rick

[Jjs Goodman]

Time for the season finale!

13. The Case of the Spammers

One night, at Nathan's house, all the noobs were asleep in the treehouse, camping out. They were all fast asleep, when suddenly..

"WHATT!!!? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!" ACS yelled, waking everyone up.

"what happen?" mermaid_man said, and if you have not gotten the running gag by now, aka sponge_bob.

"Which one of you...DID THIS?!" ACS boomed, raising his laptop up..showing pictures of pornography that was posted by a bunch of spammers on the IAVA forums. In fact, they had spammed so fast, that it was even faster than how long it took me to type this!

"Ugh, someone spammed your forum again?!" Nathan asked.

"Yes, and I bet it was those punks at SBC!" ACS yelled, pissed.

"Now, hold on a second, maybe it wasn't them.." Nathan said.

" ^ " mermaid_man/sponge_bob said.

"But they always spam me! They hate me!!" ACS yelled.

"Who knows though...it could've been the Troop Incorporated! A perfect case of rivalry," Woahwoah said.

“Yes, but how would they know about IAVA?” ACS asked.

“ ^ “ mermaid_man/sponge_bob said.

“Is the spam bad?” Nathan asked.

“Ugh...it’s so bad that it’ll take maybe days to clean up, and I got some forum reports for pornography that they made. I am so fucking pissed right now!” ACS yelled.

“I say we sue SBC!” Nathan yelled.

“ ^ “ mermaid_man/sponge_bob said.

“Yes..I am suing the pants off of SBC!” ACS laughed.

The next day, we appear in court, with the five SBC admins on one side, and the Noob Troop on another.

“Who is the defendant for SBC?” The judge asked.

“It is none other than me, sir,” Perry Mason said, guest starring as himself.

“Ugh, ACS, just leave us alone...I can swear none of our members did it this time!” tvguy said.

“And who is the Noob Troop’s lawyer?” Judge asked.

“Uh...” ACS said.

Just then, sponge_bob got a lawyer suit on and a suitcase.

“lol, i saw this in ep once,” sponge_bob said.

“Alrighty then..I hope to god you know what you are doing, bitch!” ACS said to him.

“So Mr. ACS, why did you blame SBC?” Judge asked, Law & Order style.

“Law & Order is boring! 1/10, because I like the actors!” Woahwoah said.

“Okay..so, do your noob friends have any actual evidence against us?” 70s asked.

“Yes, we know SBC has spammed my forum tons of times before!” ACS said, as the crowd gasped.

“But I swear, none of us were on at the time!” Jjs said.

“Likely story! You all hate me! I got banned for an unfair reason!” ACS moaned.

“SBC, your defense?” Judge asked.

“My good sir, Id like to say that the staff would not ban anybody unless they did something wrong,” Perry Mason defended.

“I was banned for no reason!” Nathan said.

“You were banned for being a jackass to the staff,” jjs shouted back.

“ENOUGH! What I am saying is, one of those bastards spammed me!” ACS said.

“You have no actual proof,” Perry Mason said. “What is your evidence?”

“Eh...help me out here sponge_bob >_>” ACS said.

“lol yep,” sponge_bob said.

ACS groaned, and then got an idea.

 


“Well, how about I call dragiiin123 to the stand? I know about his spammy ways,” ACS said, and drag went up.

 


“DERP yup, I spammed your forum, now let me go booties,” drag said.

“Seriously now drag,” ACS snapped.

“ok man, i didn’t do it, plus i got ip banned from there so i couldn’t have posted,” drag said. The crowd stared at ACS.

“Ugh, I need to take a break..” ACS said, as he went to the bathroom, while the jury discussed, which consisted of Steel Sponge, teenj12, Smiles, SOF, Unlimitedcha and CF.

“Meh..ACS doesn’t have much proof,” Steel said.

“Well, I do kind of feel bad for him...but it wasn’t really any of us for once..” teenj said. "Unless someone is hiding something.."

“Meh, guilty, he has no proof,” CF said.

“Yeah, this seems unfair..” Smiles said.

“I agree with CF,” UC said.

“heh perhaps ACS spam own board?” SOF said.

“lolno,” Steel said.

“Now hold that lolno Steel! SOF might be onto something..” teenj said.

Just then, we heard a loud gun shot come from the bathroom ACS was in, and a window smashing.

“NOT TODAY DOG!” SOF yelled in panic, as he headed to the bathroom.

Everyone followed SOF, and sponge_bob opened the bathroom. Multiple gasps were heard and screams.

“Oh my god..” teenj said.

“ “ sponge_bob said.

We see the dead body of ACS lying in a pool of blood on the floor.

"Whoa! Who did this??" Smiles asked, confused.

"Well, good riddance to that rotten bitch, he had it coming!" Tvguy said.

“Well, at least we can say it wasn’t SBC..” Nathan said, starting to tear up.

"This reminds me of a lit on SBC called And Then There Were Less! Ugh, boring lit!" Woahwoah said.

“Well folks, this quite a mystery, eh? Who mudered ACS?” SOF said, standing outside the courtroom. "FIND OUT SOON!"

 

"Was that really necessary?" 70s asked.

 

"yes, yes it was," SOF said back.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Character Debuts: teenj12, UC, CF, Steel, SOF, Smiles, and Perry Mason

Spoiler

ACS is killed.

sponge_bob’s Name Change: mermaid_man

[Jjs Goodman]

Season 2 premiere:

14. The Case of Who Shot ACS?

Previously, on the Noob Troop...

"Which one of you...DID THIS?!" ACS boomed, raising his laptop up..showing pictures of pornography that was posted by a bunch of spammers on the IAVA forums.

“Ugh...it’s so bad that it’ll take maybe days to clean up, and I got some forum reports for pornography that they made. I am so fucking pissed right now!"

“Okay..so, do your noob friends have any actual evidence against us?” 70s asked.

 

Just then, we heard a loud gun shot come from the bathroom ACS was in, and a window smashing.

“NOT TODAY DOG!” SOF yelled in panic, as he headed to the bathroom.

 

We see the dead body of ACS lying in a pool of blood on the floor.

“Well folks, this quite a mystery, eh? Who mudered ACS?” SOF said, standing outside the courtroom. "FIND OUT SOON!"

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"I tell you what, this is definitely a mystery," jjs said, as everyone stared at the dead body of ACS.

"Why do we care ACShole died anyways?" Elastic said, as everyone agreed and walked away. However, the four noobs stayed.

"Great...we lost a valued member.." Nathan cried.

" " barnacle_boy/sponge_bob said.

"But, we are a team of four, and for the time being, we need to find a new member. We can't investigate with only three," Nathan said.

Outside the court room, they saw a bum looking guy, who looked insane.

"hi guys, my name is person," person said.

"Hi there! Want to join our team that solves mysteries?" Nathan asked.

"YES YES YES! SURE! :D :D " person yelled.

They saw a preying mantis on the ground.

"Sweet, I love preying mantises!" Nathan said.

"never heard of it," person replied.

"...." Everyone said.

They then went back to Nathan's house.

"Alright, now we have to plan: who killed ACS? Who had the motive in the court room?" Nathan asked.

"who is ACS?" person asked.

"An old crew member who got murdered," Nathan said.

"who murdered him?" person asked.

"We don't know," Nathan said.

"ah," person replied. "what mysteries do we solve?"

"Mysteries," Nathan said.

"....what kind?" person asked.

"You sure ask a lot of questions, don't you?" woahwoah said. "Oh hey, I finally got a line in this episode! For a second I thought I was going to be a minor."

"so, what kind of mysteries?" person asked.

"Mysteries, like missing bicycles, missing wangs...stuff like that," Nathan said.

"what's a wang?" person asked.

"Please, someone just end this conversation right now.." Nathan said, but his mom entered in.

"Hey honey, I heard what happened to ACS...what a shame," his mom said.

"Yes, and we will find the killer!" Nathan said.

"Hey, I remember finding a weird note at the scene of the murder," woahwoah said, pulling it out of his pocket.

"Mwa ha ha! Noob Troop, take that as a warning...if you do not stop solving mysteries, the rest of you will be murdered next!" the note said.

"I'M NEXT?!" person shouted.

"I doubt it, but it is clear someone has a hit on us." Nathan said.

"who?" person asked-

Just then, a bullet went flying through the window and killed person.

"Okay, admittedly I could have gone without him," Woahwoah said. "Just like Velma from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated!"

"Quick boys, get in the car!" Nathan's mom said, and they drove away.

We see the killer, dressed in black, laughing at them as they drive away.

"It is clear this town isn't safe anymore," Nathan's mom panicked.

"But who wants us out of the picture? The Troop Incorporated?" Nathan pondered.

"But they weren't even at the court," Woahwoah said. "Just like how Daphne went missing in the first few eps of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated Season 2, which were awful! 1/10!"

"Well, we have to drive faraway from Alabama...start a new life, and you guys have to quit mystery solving.." Nathan's mom said.

"We can't!" sponge_bob cried.

"Well, it is clear it isn't safe anymore---" Nathan's mom said, as just then, a bullet went flying into the tire, and made them go off the road, and into a nearby ditch.

"Is everyone okay?" Nathan's mom said, getting out.

"Yes...except for sponge_bob.." Nathan said, referring to his crushed body.

"Where are we?" Nathan's mom asked.

"I don't know...but mommy, I'm scared!" Nathan said, hugging his mother.

"And I know....we can never solve mysteries again, as long as this killer is on the loose," Woahwoah said, starring at the fire on the car. "This also reminds me of how The Night The Clown Cried ended, what an awful ending!"

"We'll stop that killer....if it is the last mystery we do!" Nathan vowed, as he fell to the ground crying, and the episode ended.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Person temporarily joins, and is killed off.
sponge_bob is dead.

sponge_bob's (Last) Name Change: barnacle_boy

[Jjs Goodman]

15. The Case of the Haunted Forest

Previously on the Noob Troop...

"But, we are a team of four, and for the time being, we need to find a new member. We can't investigate with only three," Nathan said.

"never heard of it," person replied.

"Alright, now we have to plan: who killed ACS? Who had the motive in the court room?" Nathan asked.

"Well, we have to drive faraway from Alabama...start a new life, and you guys have to quit mystery solving.." Nathan's mom said.

"And I know....we can never solve mysteries again, as long as this killer is on the loose," Woahwoah said, starring at the fire on the car. "This reminds me of how The Night The Clown Cried ended, what an awful ending!"

"We'll stop that killer....if it is the last mystery we do!" Nathan vowed, as he fell to the ground crying, and the episode ended.

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We see Nathan, woahwoah, and Nathan's mom walking through a forest.

"Geez, it sure is dark! It's even darker than a Scream film, which are terrible! 1/10!" Woahwoah boasted.

"Now boys, watch out for the killer...who knows what is lurking this late at night.." Nathan's mom said.

We then heard some footsteps coming their way.

"I'M COMING FOR YOU, NOOB TROOP!" the voice yelled, implying it was the killer.

"He's back!" Nathan panicked.

Just then, we heard a loud scream.

"GET OUT OF MY FOREST!" the voice yelled.

"Uh...that wasn't me," the killer said, a few miles away.

Just then, a Forest Phantom appeared and growled at the gang, causing them to run from the area. It was green and glowing, and smashed a tree.

The killer was in a van nearby, and he threw a match into the woods. The forest began to light on fire! The killer then drove away in a black van.

Nathan and his mom got out of the forest...but no sign of woahwoah.

They looked around, and found the dead body of woahwoah lit on fire, under a tree.

"Well..looks like I'm the only member left," Nathan panicked, as he and his mom ran away, as we hear a fire truck coming to the scene.

We see Captain52 at the scene.

"Hey, weren't you arrested?" Nathan asked.

"Yeah I was, thanks to you blurting about my jewel and bike theft, but I got some free time out, protecting my farm of apples," Captain said. "Thankfully the fire didn't get to them.."

"Well, then who lit the fire?" Nathan wondered. "And who was that phantom?"

"Phantom?" Captain asked.

"Yeah, we got attacked by some Forest Phantom," Nathan said.

"Where's the rest of your gang anyways?" Captain asked.

"Uh....they are erm, on vacation!" Nathan's mom butted in.

We see a firefighter come by, and it seems like the forest is calmed now.

"Welp, it definitely seems fine now," the firefighter said. "Except we found the dead body of a kid.."

"Yeah, don't remind me.." Nathan said.

Nathan and his mom went off to a nearby village.

"Well, this seems like a good place for us to rest while we are on the run from the killer," Nathan's mom said.

The town was rather small, but had nice grasslands, and a windmill.

They looked around for a hotel of some sort.

“Uh, I don’t think this place has one!” Nathan said, beginning to panic.

“We have no hotel!” a lumberjack said, smashing his axe into a wooden building.

“That’s a shame. Do you know anything about a Forest Phantom?” Nathan’s mom asked.

“Ah yes, rumors state that many years ago in this town, a hunter was out trying to kill a bear....but the bear killed him first. He was beaten and mauled so badly, his spirit attacked the bear, finally killing it....but his spirit still haunts these woods today, or so they say..” The lumberjack said. “Now try out our gift shop!”

“Uh....we’ll come back later,” Nathan said.

Nathan and his mom headed off into the woods.

"Sigh, I don't think I can continue the Noob Troop...I am the only active member left.." Nathan cried.

"Don't worry hun, we'll find the killer!" His mom encouraged.

Just then, they heard a yelling again.

“STAY AWAY FROM THIS FOREST!” The Forest Phantom yelled, appearing in front of the gang.

Nathan panicked, and punched him, and it growled.

Nathan and his mom kept running, and Nathan gasped when he saw a bomb strapped to a tree.

“A BOMB?!” He yelled.

“A bomb? I didn’t plant a bomb..” The Forest Phantom said, ceasing to chase them.

“But then who did?” Nathan’s mom asked.

“Doesn’t matter, we have to get rid of it!” Nathan said.

Just then, Captain appeared.

“What the hell is going on?!” Captain said.

Nathan cut off the bomb from the tree, and used a tree bark to fling off as the timer went flying into Captain's apple field and exploded.

“MY APPLE FARM!” Captain yelled.

“Now let’s see who the Forest Phantom is...Scooby-Doo style!” Nathan said, unmasking him to reveal...the lumberjack!

“Didn’t see that coming,” Captain sniffed.

“But why?!” Nathan asked.

“Oh, I didn’t want people harming the woods! Rotten teenagers have been coming here lately and disrupting the place, so I brought the Forest Phantom story back to life to scare them off...and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for that meddling kid and his mom!” The lumberjack said.

“Okay okay, we’re not going to arrest you,” Nathan said.

“Yay!” He said.

“But....what about the forest fire and bomb?” Nathan’s mom asked.

“I didn’t do either of those. I assumed it was one of those rotten teenagers,” He said.

Nathan wondered in curiosity on who did both of those things, and we see the killer shaded in, but looking out from his van.

“Heh he he he...they don’t suspect a thing. NathanJR94, your doom is coming...” The killer laughed, as the episode ended.

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Area Debuts: Village, Forest
Character Debuts: Lumberjack, Firefighter
Villain: Forest Phantom/Lumberjack

Woahwoah is dead, leaving Nathan as the only active Noob Troop member.

[Jjs Goodman]

After a long wait..

16. The Case of Who Shot ACS? II: The Truth

Previously on the Noob Troop..

We see Nathan, woahwoah, and Nathan's mom walking through a forest.

"Geez, it sure is dark! It's even darker than a Scream film, which are terrible! 1/10!" Woahwoah boasted.

"Now boys, watch out for the killer...who knows what is lurking this late at night.." Nathan's mom said.

We then heard some footsteps coming their way.

"I'M COMING FOR YOU, NOOB TROOP!" the voice yelled, implying it was the killer.

"He's back!" Nathan panicked.

They looked around, and found the dead body of woahwoah lit on fire, under a tree.

"Well..looks like I'm the only member left," Nathan panicked, as he and his mom ran away, as we hear a fire truck coming to the scene.

“But....what about the forest fire and bomb?” Nathan’s mom asked.

“I didn’t do either of those. I assumed it was one of those rotten teenagers,” He said.

Nathan wondered in curiosity on who did both of those things, and we see the killer shaded in, but looking out from his van.

“Heh he he he...they don’t suspect a thing. NathanJR94, your doom is coming...” The killer laughed, as the episode ended.

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We cut to the beginning of the episode with Nathan and his mom driving on the road, implying they got the car back together.

"Oh man, this is getting so crazy, what will happen next?!" Nathan asked.

"I'm not sure son, it looks like you did something to anger whoever is chasing us down," Nathan's mom said.

"But what? I know I've made enemies, but who would go this far?" Nathan pondered.

Just then, we see the killer in his van ram against the car.

"IT'S HIM! GO AWAY MEANIE!" Nathan yelled, as Nathan's mom began to drive away.

Nathan's mom made the car bash against the van's windshield, and it cracked a little...to reveal the killer was...

We interrupt this episode of the Noob Troop to predict what the SBCers will guess!

Clappy: Let me guess, is it SOF?

Wumbology: I hope to god this is not going to evolve into another cliche WhaleBlubber plot.

Metal Snake: Let me guess...Johnny Test?

SOF: ACS? maybe he killed himself!

JCM: it's totally going to be me

Jjs: I'm afraid you are all...WRONG!

Now we cut back to the episode, revealing the killer is..70s?!?

SOF: wat?

JCM: lol that totally didn't rip-off ATTWL 3

Metal Snake:

"70s...why would you do this to us?!" Nathan asked.

"Revenge, of course. I still hate you, ACS, person, ect. I devised a plan to kill you all, by spamming ACS' forum..ah forget it, you should just know I hate you," 70s said.

"Eh, that makes sense," Nathan said. "Doesn't this seem harsh though?"

"Maybe a little, maybe not. I get bored sometimes." 70s said.

While that off-topic convo happened, the police suddenly pulled both sides over, and 70s got arrested.

"Fuck." 70s said, going into the van.

"Ah, another case solved by..Nathan, the last member of the Noob Troop!" Nathan boasted.

"I would have gotten away with killing you too, but oh well. At least I got some decent amounts of revenge," 70s said, being pulled away by the police.

"Well son, that concludes this...now what do we do?" Nathan's mom asked.

"We start over the Noob Troop..I'll find a new gang!" Nathan said.

And so, Nathan and his mom went home, ready to start a new beginning after all these crazy events.


Wumbology:

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Notes/Trivia/Goofs

Spoiler

70s was revealed to be the killer, wanting revenge on the Noob Troop for the past.

It is implied now that Nathan will gather a new gang in the next few episodes.

As you guys can tell, everyone really wanted a new episode, so here you go. This may or may not have been worth the wait tho.

[Metal Snake]

I love how I got an NC recurring gag as my predicted response. Good job!

[SpongeOddFan]

loved how you made MS sounds like he was going to do NC reference, Overall, good episode

[Jjs Goodman]

17. The Case of the Quakes

Previously on the Noob Troop..

"I'm not sure son, it looks like you did something to anger whoever is chasing us down," Nathan's mom said.

"But what? I know I've made enemies, but who would go this far?" Nathan pondered.

"70s...why would you do this to us?!" Nathan asked.

"Revenge, of course. I still hate you, ACS, person, ect. I devised a plan to kill you all, by spamming ACS' forum..ah forget it, you should just know I hate you," 70s said.

"Eh, that makes sense," Nathan said. "Doesn't this seem harsh though?"

"Maybe a little, maybe not. I get bored sometimes." 70s said.

"Well son, that concludes this...now what do we do?" Nathan's mom asked.

"We start over the Noob Troop..I'll find a new gang!" Nathan said.

And so, Nathan and his mom went home, ready to start a new beginning after all these crazy events.

 

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One day, Nathan was home, bored and lonely.

"Sigh, I miss my crew..now what to do?" He asked himself.

"I guess now you just have to find new members," Nathan's mom said.

"I don't know who will replace the original crew, but I guess I'll try to find some people," Nathan said.

Nathan went out of the house and suddenly felt a tremor.

"Whoa-whoa, w-what's going on?!" Nathan said as the ground shook.

"E-E-EARTHQUAKE!! EEEE!" Some random kid yelled as he bumped into Nathan.

We see the kid dropped...My Little Pony toys?

"Uh, you can come in my house," Nathan said, as the earthquake calmed down.

We see the town was slightly a mess due to the earthquake with cars smashed everywhere and trees knocked down.

"So who are you?" Nathan asked the stranger.

"Me? I am Lewy, LewLewOrange, Rainbow Dash, or you can just call me Lew :3" Lew said.

"Would you like to join my team that solves mysteries?" Nathan asked.

"MYSTERIES? YAY! Let me fap to MLP porn first though, and we got a deal," Lew said.

Nathan and Lew then walked around the ruined town and found a strange person sitting on a cracked sidewalk who was jizzing over SpongeBob videos.

"..Hello, my name is Sensei.

" Sensei said.

"Um..what's with the SpongeBob video? o.o" Lew said.

"

" Sensei replied back.

"Seriously now, would you like to join our gang that solves mysteries?" Nathan asked.

"..Sure," Sensei said, and he stopped spamming SB videos and tagged along.

"Good, I have two members, just need one more!" Nathan said.

"So..are you famous or?" Lew asked.

"Well I had a gang, but they all died to a case of a murderer chasing us..but it was resolved yesterday. But I lost my old crew and it makes me so sad!" Nathan said.

"Don't worry, Princess Trollestia will cheer you up," Lew said.

"...That guy seems like he would work," Sensei said, pointing to a young kid named Matt.

"Hi, my name is Matt :P" Matt said.

"Would you like to join our gang that solves mysteries?" Nathan asked.

"Sure!" Matt said.

They went back to Nathan's home and Nathan began explaining the Noob Troop's past.

"So you all were kicked off of SBC too?" Nathan asked.

"Yup, they didn't appreciate my ponies. D:" Lew said.

"I got kicked off because everyone kept banning me, like Elastic and Ex -.-" Matt said.

"I left because they were mean to me and didn't like my SpongeBob videos, but it's a SPONGEBOB chat! :(" Sensei said.

"Well, looks like you guys are all acceptable. Welcome to the Noob Troop!" Nathan said, giving them badges.

"Hey Nathan, I made you and your friends some cookies!" His mom said.

"OH BOY!" Lew said.

Just then, another tremor occurred.

"BRACE FOR IMPACT! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Nathan yelled, and he hid under a table as the house shook and stuff fell everywhere.

The tremor stopped again and everyone was okay.

"I think we have our first case, let's investigate earthquakes?" Matt suggested.

"Something is not right about these earthquakes, I agree!" Nathan said.

"Let's investigate them, Cutie Mark Crusaders style," Lew said.

They went outside and dodged falling debirs, and the earthquake settled.

"Mom, I think we know what is causing the earthquake!" Nahan said.

"Well yeah, it is mother nature - the news reports warned us there would be a 5.5 earthquake today," Nathan's mom said.

"...." Sensei said.

"Oh, well, mystery solved!" Nathan said.

"YEAH WOO!" Lew said.

"but we didn't do anything.." Matt said.

"And that's the greatness of the Noob Troop! Another day, another mystery!" Nathan said.

"

" Sensei said as the episode ended.


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Notes/Trivia/Goofs
Character Debuts: Matt, Lew, and Sensei

Spoiler

The new crew is: Nathan, Lew, Sensei, and Matt