Comentate.

[CartoonCF]

Review on FB & CC by CFXent; comments in bold blue

Wonder why there aren't so many positive reviews of this show?

*'Cause it sucks?*

It's because the people who enjoy it are busy actually watching it and laughing at the misadventures of the duo.

*Wonderful...*

Do you want to know WHY they're laughing?

*No, not really.*

(Note - Words/Phrases with a * by them have a footnote. I'm pretty sure all of you already know this, but just in case you don't, I'm just sayin'.)

*Ok then.*

My name is Alexis. I'm a fifteen year old DC and Marvel obsessed, Lord of the Rings worshiping fangeek, I enjoy watching cartoons and drawing comic books, and I will start by saying this - Fanboy and Chum Chum is NOT an Educational show.

*Good to know, buddy.*

It's not meant to be. If your children take lessons for cartoons, I'm sorry, but that is your fault for not teaching them otherwise.

*Ok...?*

Fanboy and Chum Chum is not meant for "life lessons" and the such, but just to sit back and laugh at something funny after a long day of... what do you call it? Ah yes. Reality. I think it's healthy for anyone and everyone to just sit down once in a while and laugh at a bit of nonsense. Even parents.

*Pssh...yeah, whatever, but it'll still suck.*

Actually, parents may enjoy this show as much or more than their children and teens.

*No one enjoys this crappy show.*

FBaCC is chock-FULL of culture references that normally fly over the younger viewers heads. Sure, there are the obvious references; Janitor Russ Poopatine (Emperor Russ Palpatine - Star Wars) and The Dollar-nator (Terminator - The Terminator Series). But it's the smaller references that'll get you! Just one example is seen in the episode "Digital Pet Cemetery."

*I gotta ask this, but wtf kinda name is Poopatine?!?!? Someone must've been high when coming up with that name.*

1) It has a similar plot to Stephen King's "Pet Semetery", which a good chunk of the older audience of the show has read. 2) In another tribute to King, Scampers bashes through a door and cries "Here's Scampers!", a parody of "Here's Jhonny!" from "The Shining", which, again, most of the older audience of the show has read. 3) For a third (and not even the final one), Oz busts through the Fanlair door - with a battleaxe - and shouts "There can be only one!", a reference to the "Highlander" movie. A lot of you who were around when that came out (or have parents who were and introduced it to you, as in my case,) should have gotten that.

*Uh-huh...*

Even more! Boog Shlizetti is, himself, one big culture reference! Boog has mentioned twice that he grew up in a plastic bubble (a homage to John Travolta, who starred in The Boy in the Plastic Bubble), and it becomes a major plot point in "Fanboy in the Plastic Bubble." Boog even talks like Travolta's character, Vinnie Barbarino, in Welcome Back, Kotter. He has a prized car named Sandy, which is a possible reference to the movie Grease.

*...Boog needs to go jump off a cliff.*

There are so many of you who should get that!

But... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you didn't get that, or don't know what the *frak I'm talking about. Maybe you just really can't get over the more juvenile humor in the show enough to see the really funny stuff.

*"Frak? What the hell is frak?*

Maybe you can't relate to all the childhood fantasies and misadventures this show is about.

*No, cause it's too stupid, & the not funny kind of stupid.*

And that's okay if you don't. That just means that this show isn't for you and you should change the channel and stop complaining.

*Damn right it's not for me. Give me anything over this show.*

I repeat, This show is for nothing but humor.

(*Coughthenotfunnyhumorcough*)

Do any of you remember **"Freakazoid!"? It's like that.

*Freakazoid's 1,000x better than this crap.*

While I love Fanboy and Chum Chum because it's got loose humor and energetic characters, the little references really make this show for me. If you pay attention, you may recognize something too!

*No, 'cause I'm not watching it!*

For those of you who say you don't like this show, take another look and ***watch another episode!

*Hmm...no, I don't think I will.*

While the animation is questionable****, you should be able to relate to the characters, and if you can't do that, try to find the little things that poke at you and say "Hey! Lookit! It's a Joke! Get It!?" Just sit back and let your subconscious drift.

*Questionable?! The animation sucks. The end.*

So stop being so serious, sit back, and learn to laugh at the twisted, nonsensical adventures of Fanboy and Chum Chum.

*Uhhh.....no thanks.*

*If you think I'm just using "Frak" as a replacement for another certain "word" and you actually don't know that it's from Star Trek, than you should just stop reading this right now.

*Ohhh, so that's what frak is. Well excuse me, but I haven't watched Star Trek. I wish, but I'm too busy commenting on your stupid review.*

**For info on "Freakazoid!" go here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freakazoid

***Although I will admit, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha", "Cold War", "Moppy Dearest", and "Night Morning" were pretty lousy episodes as far as older humor is concerned. Watch an episode besides one of these. Even I didn't like 'em.

*Blah, blah, blah...*

****I agree with most of you on one thing - the opening song for this show stinks.

*Hell yeah it does! It makes me wanna cut my ears off!*

[Metal Snake]

Review on FB & CC by CFXent]

Wonder why there aren't so many positive reviews of this show?

*'Cause it sucks?*

It's because the people who enjoy it are busy actually watching it and laughing at the misadventures of the duo.

*Wonderful...*

Do you want to know WHY they're laughing?

*No, not really.*

(Note - Words/Phrases with a * by them have a footnote. I'm pretty sure all of you already know this, but just in case you don't, I'm just sayin'.)

*Ok then.*

My name is Alexis. I'm a fifteen year old DC and Marvel obsessed, Lord of the Rings worshiping fangeek, I enjoy watching cartoons and drawing comic books, and I will start by saying this - Fanboy and Chum Chum is NOT an Educational show.

*Good to know, buddy.*

It's not meant to be. If your children take lessons for cartoons, I'm sorry, but that is your fault for not teaching them otherwise.

*Ok...?*

Fanboy and Chum Chum is not meant for "life lessons" and the such, but just to sit back and laugh at something funny after a long day of... what do you call it? Ah yes. Reality. I think it's healthy for anyone and everyone to just sit down once in a while and laugh at a bit of nonsense. Even parents.

*Pssh...yeah, whatever, but it'll still suck.*

Actually, parents may enjoy this show as much or more than their children and teens.

*No one enjoys this crappy show.*

FBaCC is chock-FULL of culture references that normally fly over the younger viewers heads. Sure, there are the obvious references; Janitor Russ Poopatine (Emperor Russ Palpatine - Star Wars) and The Dollar-nator (Terminator - The Terminator Series). But it's the smaller references that'll get you! Just one example is seen in the episode "Digital Pet Cemetery."

*I gotta ask this, but wtf kinda name is Poopatine?!?!? Someone must've been high when coming up with that name.*

1) It has a similar plot to Stephen King's "Pet Semetery", which a good chunk of the older audience of the show has read. 2) In another tribute to King, Scampers bashes through a door and cries "Here's Scampers!", a parody of "Here's Jhonny!" from "The Shining", which, again, most of the older audience of the show has read. 3) For a third (and not even the final one), Oz busts through the Fanlair door - with a battleaxe - and shouts "There can be only one!", a reference to the "Highlander" movie. A lot of you who were around when that came out (or have parents who were and introduced it to you, as in my case,) should have gotten that.

*Uh-huh...*

Even more! Boog Shlizetti is, himself, one big culture reference! Boog has mentioned twice that he grew up in a plastic bubble (a homage to John Travolta, who starred in The Boy in the Plastic Bubble), and it becomes a major plot point in "Fanboy in the Plastic Bubble." Boog even talks like Travolta's character, Vinnie Barbarino, in Welcome Back, Kotter. He has a prized car named Sandy, which is a possible reference to the movie Grease.

*...Boog needs to go jump off a cliff.*

There are so many of you who should get that!

But... maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you didn't get that, or don't know what the *frak I'm talking about. Maybe you just really can't get over the more juvenile humor in the show enough to see the really funny stuff.

*"Frak? What the hell is frak?*

Maybe you can't relate to all the childhood fantasies and misadventures this show is about.

*No, cause it's too stupid, & the not funny kind of stupid.*

And that's okay if you don't. That just means that this show isn't for you and you should change the channel and stop complaining.

*Damn right it's not for me. Give me anything over this show.*

I repeat, This show is for nothing but humor.

(*Coughthenotfunnyhumorcough*)

Do any of you remember **"Freakazoid!"? It's like that.

*Freakazoid's 1,000x better than this crap.*

While I love Fanboy and Chum Chum because it's got loose humor and energetic characters, the little references really make this show for me. If you pay attention, you may recognize something too!

*No, 'cause I'm not watching it!*

For those of you who say you don't like this show, take another look and ***watch another episode!

*Hmm...no, I don't think I will.*

While the animation is questionable****, you should be able to relate to the characters, and if you can't do that, try to find the little things that poke at you and say "Hey! Lookit! It's a Joke! Get It!?" Just sit back and let your subconscious drift.

*Questionable?! The animation sucks. The end.*

So stop being so serious, sit back, and learn to laugh at the twisted, nonsensical adventures of Fanboy and Chum Chum.

*Uhhh.....no thanks.*

*If you think I'm just using "Frak" as a replacement for another certain "word" and you actually don't know that it's from Star Trek, than you should just stop reading this right now.

*Ohhh, so that's what frak is. Well excuse me, but I haven't watched Star Trek. I wish, but I'm too busy commenting on your stupid review.*

**For info on "Freakazoid!" go here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freakazoid

***Although I will admit, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha", "Cold War", "Moppy Dearest", and "Night Morning" were pretty lousy episodes as far as older humor is concerned. Watch an episode besides one of these. Even I didn't like 'em.

*Blah, blah, blah...*

****I agree with most of you on one thing - the opening song for this show stinks.

*Hell yeah it does! It makes me wanna cut my ears off!*

So let me get this straight. Not having life lessons and having many pop culture references makes good show?

*Jeopardy music plays while I think about how that makes sense*

10 minutes later...

Nope, I don't think so. Anyways, great commentary CF! There were many parts that made me crack up. Like you made fun of how stupid that user was using frak, and making fun of other peoples lack of Star Trek trivia knowledge.

[Minty Car]

Review of Spongebob from Oysterboy84010:

Spongebob Squarepants is the posterboy for the decline of good craftsmanship in America. And the amazing thing is, for some reason people are happy with this show the way it is.

(Craftsmanship? It's a cartoon, not an educational show)

When I was a child, Nickelodeon and the Disney channel were coveted among children. Jim Henson was still a prominent player, and although Disney had had some hiccups in the late 70s, they roared back to life with the Disney Afternoon in the late 80s. Although still a far cry from the golden age of animation, the Disney Afternoon brought some elegance back to cartoons in the era of Ren and Stimpy. In addition, the early 90s brought Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, and Tazmania. These were extraordinarily successful. Today, the options seem to be limited to shows such as Spongebob Squarepants.

(Disney Channel? You mean Toon Disney!? Yeah this nickelodeon, not Disney)

Although Spongebob Squarepants might be very popular to its target demographic, I assert that this is because these people have not been sufficiently exposed to entertainment of a higher quality. Proof of this lies in the huge success of Avatar: The Last Airbender, to which Spongebob is a distant second. Airbender was the most incredible animated series I have seen on TV since the early 90s. The reason why lies not in the amazing martial arts, nor the "magic". It simply has an amazing story, which even manages to weave morals and lessons into the narrative. To my understanding the story was planned out over six years before it was put into production. (The live action film was undoubtedly produced for no other reason than to capitalize on the popularity of the cartoon. It wasn't a surprise to me that the film was awful.) I understand that there is a difference between slapstick comedy such as Spongebob and a dramatic narrative such as The Last Airbender, however this does not change the fact that there is a significant lack of good writing behind the creation of this show.

(Did you just compare Avatar to Spongebob? You automaticlly fail this section of the review)

In a well written story, even a slapstick comedy, the protagonist is fully aware of what he is doing, what his goal is, and is proactive while he goes after his goal. This is evident from watching any Bugs Bunny cartoon. With Spongebob, however, the writers deviate from the classical formula and do something quite different. Here we have a protagonist who is almost always completely unaware of what he is doing. While he may have a goal in mind, and may be somewhat proactive in working towards that goal, the methods Spongebob uses in order to accomplish that goal are infantile at best. In the end Spongebob is almost always saved either by his own inadvertent action, or by deus ex machina. Rarely does he realize that he did something to save himself or others. Because of this lack of proactivity, this show fails in its ability to find any real relation with its audience, as well written shows like Airbender, or even Bugs Bunny do.

(Spongebob is unaware of what he's doing? How does he sell chocolate bars if he doesn't try going door-to-door selling chocolate bars? How does he defeat doodlebob if he doesn't know how to defeat him? Again, failed)

In conclusion I think that because of its lack of craftsmanship I can safely say that Spongebob will not stand the test of time, as Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, and the like have. Its popularity may sell t-shirts and toys, but in time it will be forgotten when the next "big thing" comes along.

(Not even going to say anything other than failure)

[CartoonCF]

SB review by TudorRose.

The show thats kills Brain cells.

*...Like your review I'm about to comment on?*

This show is a piece of crap period.

* No. The first 3 seasons are awsome, dumbass.*

The charaters are very annoying. We've got a talking sponge who's laugh is like nails on a chalk bored.

*Spell board correctly...*

We've got his retarded Starfish friend Patrick.

*Um, wtf?!*

We have Sandy the southern squirl who's hangs out with them. She has low standers when it comes to friends I guess.

*I'm sure you do, too.*

Pearl the teenage whale daughter of Mr. Crabs who always complains about her penny pinching dad. I feel sorry for her. Mr. Crabs of course is the most unlikable crab in the see.

*It's Mr. Krabs, not Mr. Crabs. Sea, not see. Grr, can you spell at all?*

Squidward the squid is the only funny charater on the show.

*He's not the only one...& you've made a lot of spelling mistakes in this review.*

This show should have been aborted after the first season

*No. Oh, & this sentence needs a period.*

[Wumbo]

dylanmonacelli's take on SpongeBob SquarePants. Comments in red.

This show is completley useless!!I'm sorry, useless? What, did you expect the show to come and fix your leaky sink?The show was good when it first came out,but it started getting cocky and annoying!!Yeah, that SpongeBob can be a real prick sometimes.The persistent reruns!!NEWSFLASH: There are many other shows who have reruns.

Sponge bob came out in 1999,and has had only 3-4 seasons.!Thank you, Mr. Math.Rediculous!!You know what's really "rediculous"? Your "cocky and annoying" use of multiple exclamation points!!Im glad spongebob is going to be cancelled!!HAHAHAHA... no.If the show would have stayed its original self,i would sill watch it!Er, so you don't like reruns, but you want the show to stay its original self? Forget Mr. Math, meet Mr. Logic.

[Minty Car]

thecrad15's review of Krabby Land/The Camping Episode:

Krabby Land: Mr. Krabs makes a theme park just for the children (to make money) on the first day of summer,

(Glad to see Captain Obvious came back from summer vacation)

but it doesn't turn out the way it should.

(When do they ever in a cartoon? When does a conflict never occur?)

This episode is mediocre. There are 2 things that made it mediocre. SpongeBob being hurt and also the ending. Grade: 5.8/10 C-

(So basiclly you hated how it had a story? And jokes in a story?)

The Camping Episode: Spongebob and Patrick go camping in their backyard for the weekend. Squidward does all of the things that will attract a seabear and gets hurt over and over again by the seabear. This episode is the worst of the WHOLE SHOW! I hope this doesn't show again (no offense to Krabby Land, no intent to bring episode rating down). Avoid this episode like you would avoid death.

Grade: 0.6/10 Z

(And you just wrote the worst review of the whole site, dumbass. BTW, Z isn't a grade for a show)

[CartoonCF]

Bleach review by flcl_Wizard

Now its borning

*What's "borning"? Never heard of that word.*

Bleach is anime seris that's simlar to Inyuasha but with a female Insted of a wolf demon, but just so you know editor the guest stars are from Aqua Teen, 12 Oz. Mouse & Courage the Cowardly dog,.

*Say what?*

The reason I watch this is because Rukia is like Eve from the specise movie [beacause both of them are clue-less in modern times]

*Um, ok...*

Now I think it bornig The red head-kid sounds like Shelly from South Park, The students look like there on drugs & it more Yakkity Yak than Naruto.

*No comment...*

[Adult swim] cancell ,Baby Looney Tunes, & Cybertron.

*What the hell's this part gotta do with Bleach?*

[storytime7]

nerdygirl111's review of Rugrats:

It maybe an old Nicktoon show, but that doesn't mean it was any good. (excuse me what did you just say???)

Before I begin this is my opinion and isn't meant to come as any offence to those who disagree with me. (too late to save yourself)

I only started watching Rugrats when I was 8, and let me say, I didn't like it. It's a gross show; (Rugrats was gross???)

there was 1 time I saw Lil take something out of her belly button and then she ate it. Ugh. (you do know that's basically what Phil and Lil always do and some little kids actually do that, pick up a fucking book and do some research about children before watching a show ABOUT CHILDREN!!!!)

Another thing that I don't like about Rugrats is the like of humor they have in this series. (so you don't like good humor i'm assuming, go back to Fanboy and Chum Chum you fucking idiot!)

For one thing, the only time it tries to be funny is when they use potty humor. (again do some fucking research cause they only did that in the episodes after Dil was born.)

And any other times they try to make a joke, they fail at making me laugh. (way to start off a sentence with the word and this review makes we want to shoot myself)

Another thing that I dislike is the animation. I perfectly understand that this show was made in the 90's, and it's not the low quality of the colors I dislike, it's more of the way it was all drawn. (99.9% sure that they could draw better than you could ever hope to draw in your life.)

In my opinion, the animators and all of the drawers or whatever they're called cannot draw well at all! ("animators or whatever they're called"? You're criticizing the style of animation they like to use and yet you don't even know what the name of their job is? This review is putting me to sleep zzz....)

I think the only reason people love it so much is because it's a "classic" show and it may bring back memories. (obviously good memories beause millions of people still remember and love the Rugrats)

I think that if it were airing tonight, I don't think as much people would like it. (yes because you know so much about what other people like, the only reason it would get bad ratings is cause little kids wouldn't know what it is.)

Because like me, more likely than not, they would complain about how gross this show is. (like earlierm your grammer sucks, starting a sentence with the word because just makes you look stupid, oh wait...)

And maybe if I had grown up with the show, maybe I would love it for the memories. (again starting a sentence with the word and, do you have any GOOD reasons why someone shold dislike this show or are you still just gonna say complete bullshit?)

But since I didn't, I don't like this show at all. My final grade for this is a 1/100. (I don't like you at all either, i'm guessing 1/100 is what you get on tests because of your shitty grammar? Terrible, terrile review my not friend! )

[Metal Snake]

Great work you guys. These commentaries own, unlike the shitty reviews you make fun of.

[70s]

Deals80's review of Glee. Comments in orange.

If I were Disney I'd be pissed at this shows success since it's an obvious rip-off of the High School musical films. Are you allergic to good grammar? I'm allergic to bad grammar, but I take my medication, sir. And no, this is really not a rip-off of that. I have not once seen these characters randomly burst into a random, clich?® musical number about friendship and togetherness. I can just see the producer's drawing board now... "Hmmm... this is a great idea but how can we make it different? I know! We'll hire Jane Lynch. She's a hot new popular comic in all the Jude Apatow films! She'll bring comedy to the recipe and there we go, instant success!" Okay, do your research. Jane Lynch was originally supposed to be only in the first episode because of her role in the Starz series "Party Down". But she liked working on Glee so much that she decided to leave that show and come to Glee (other perks were better pay and being on a network instead of cable). Fan response of the role was very positive, so the role was expanded. She just won an Emmy. And GRAMMAR ALERT: the show has more than one producer, so it is producers'. You won't ever find a show with one producer... it will go bankrupt fast. But if I am going to correct that, I should correct the rest of your mush, but I just don't have the patience.

Soon enough we'll see them to start tying in the AMerican Idol teen flakes with guest cameo's. Good thing I took my medication... good god, man. And no. That simply will not happen. Glee is a tasteful show, and product placement for another show on the network will not be done unless it is enforced by FOX itself. And... teen flakes? Sounds yummy. I totally do not understand the appeal. I'm not a fan and would rather watch quality programming. Well, the appeal of the show is a long list of things, varying from person to person. Great acting, great writing, attractive leads, witty jokes, compelling drama, great musical numbers, and more. As for quality programming, I have no interest in knowing what you have in mind. I'm a little scared, honestly. Good day, and do not mess with my Glee again.

[storytime7]

lol at your commentary 70's.

Have you guys also noticed that all the people who write these terrible reviews have terrible grammer as well?

[storytime7]

Double post, but tomorrow i'll do a commentary about someone's review of South Park (anybody that talks shit about my favorite show of all time is fucking asking for it).

[Sebby]

I just have to do one too. This one is from sephiroth1443, who gave "Family Guy" a 3.0 rating (notice that this review gives absolutely NO examples as to why he hates the show).

This is getting L-A-ME! (And I already don't see your P-O-INT!)

I mean come on. (Wow, two sentences in and you still haven't written a good topic statement.)

I thought this was supposed to be a classic. (How can it be a classic if it's still running?)

Well. It was. (Oh, great. Another going-downhill review. )

Now, it's just filled with immature jokes and mediocre "crack-ups." (The jokes aren't immature. You're just too young to understand the clever references it makes. FG's humor isn't for everyone, yet millions of people seem to get it.)

Personally, I find the new seasons and episodes absolutely horrible. (Bullshit. The new episodes are way more funnier than the old ones. The old ones were funny too; but I guess you're too caught up in nostalgia-land to appreciate anything new.)

What happened to the old Family Guy when all the jokes were decent, funny, comedic, smart, witty, and all the good stuff you can describe them with. (You want "good stuff" to describe them with? How about when all the jokes were candy, rainbows, and sunshine? Ugh, too much adjectives! Have you never heard of "examples"?)

Also, Stewie sucks. (Why?)

He is probably the worst character in comedy cartoon history. (But why?)

He just plain creeps me out and he should creep you guys out too unless you are all on crack. (You still haven't answered my simple one-word question: why? Also, sorry that the 8 million crackheads who watch the show don't think the way you do. Why don't you arrest all of them and put them in concentration camps?)

Leave this show for the vultures, folks. (Whoa-whoa-whoa, was that a command? You really are turning into Hitler.)

[Clappy]

You guys remember RockGoddess? Well here is HIS review of Pokemon from over a year ago, which he gave the show a 6.5

This show is pure genius. (Yes because copying a successful video game is the smartest idea for a show ever @_@)

I used to watch this show all the time, but sadly, time can wash away lots of things. (Clearly thats why you can't get over the fact you were banned from tv.com)

Pokemon is still my favorite show ever, but the new age episodes look less good an exciting to me. This show was a lot more exciting when it was on like the first 3-4 seasons. (Yes everyone knows the anime wasn't as good once Misty left...or at least I think that )

Original Pokemon was great (back when there was only 151 pokemon.) So was Pokemon Johto (when there was 251 pokemon.) My favorite pokemon is obviously Lugia. (And this has to do with the anime because....)

This show stars Ash Ketchum, who is now a master at pokemon battles and other things. His two original friends are Misty and Brock. I love Team Rocket. Unfortunately, after a while with so many episodes, the awesomeness fuel can run out, and that's what happened with this show. (And that was what happened to you after your first two accounts were banned)

TV has turned into crap these days but fortunately this show's recent episodes aren't too too bad and I find that there's a lot more worse garbage on TV than this right now. (Too too bad? Clearly it means you are growing up lil boy while most kiddy shows are dumbing down)

But I don't consider Pokemon garbage at all, even with its new episodes. This show is still a favorite of mine. (Way to contradict yourself smartass)

How i wish I cold soar in space along wiht Mew and be as smart as Mewtwo! (Ok this is getting a little awkward, too bad you turned into a crossdresser like Jynx)

Pokemon... so much to say about this show... but that could take all night. My favorite type of Pokemon is psychic. (Way to end your review on a random note, this was more a dedication review for the games instead of the anime)

[Metal Snake]

Lol. Good commentary clapmaster. I love how he contradicted himself twice in that review. First, he said his favorite pokemon was Lugia, then he said it was Psychic. BTW, I'm shocked that no one's done a commentary on woahwoah yet. I'm going to do a commentary on one of his petty rant blogs right now.

[Metal Snake]

Sorry for DP, but here's my commentary!

Woahwoah's Ten Worst{or how he likes to spell it } Worse Movies Ever Made Blog-

Okay,in this blog,I'll try not to yell. {Oh boy, this ought to be good. *opens a Sprite*}

In movie news,listen up because everybody will get angry by this.{Ok...}

The guy who made An Inconvinent Truth will make a 3-D Biopic on...

JUSTIN BIEBER {Oh lord, it's the sign of the apocalypse! Kids, run to the bomb shelter!}

Okay,why?I'm a huge Justin Bieber fan. {*swallows Sprite the wrong way*}

(I don't have posters of him in my room and I'm not a girl)But really?Why?A Biopic?He just started!{Wait, that's what you meant? *sigh* Guys, get out of the bomb shelter}

And why does it have to be in 3-D?Everything is in 3-D. {Who gives a damn as long as the movies good?}

Yogi Bear,Men in Black 3,Thor,Captain America,and even the 2 part Twilight:Breaking Dawn saga(They copied Harry Potter just to prove Twilight is better than Harry Potter,which isn't better than Harry Potter.Even though I hated the Half Blood Prince movie)is in 3-D. {You're comparing Twilight, a vampire movie, to Harry Potter, a movie about sorcery?}

What's next?Tyler Perry in 3-D.Just film The Matrix in 3-D!Okay this is a bad idea. {Wow, I can't believe you used an African-American comedian and a movie that would actually look good in 3-D as examples}

Just like Titanic 2. {Okay...}

Okay,back to the worst films ever.

The Wrestler

Okay,it stars Mickey Rourke(Better as Whiplash) as some wrestler dude.

Okay,BobBall,I don't care what you say. {I think the same way about you reading this awful blog} All the movie is about is Mickey Rourke injuring himself and cutting his finger. {I bet you didn't even watch this movie}The ending was stupid,and it;s another ending that askes you questions. {Uh dude, movies are supposed to make you ask questions. It's why people like mysteries and cliffhangers}

Spider-Man 2

Peter loses his powers because he's warn-out,and focuses on school(Just like the retarded reboot). {What's bad about paying attention in school? It's how people LEARN. Just like you need to LEARN to stop making stupid blogs like this}

I hated this film.All it was about was Peter on school.{Uh, if Peter was in school the whole movie, how could he have stopped Dr.Octopus and saved everyone?}

This shouldn't be a superhero movie,this should be a drama. {You're saying superhero movies can't have drama? Superhero movies would suck balls if the only thing that happened in them was strong men saving the world and nothing suspenseful happening}

All the Action was at the end of the film,and this was the worst film of 2004.{WORST FILM OF THE YEAR?! You obviously don't watch a lot of movies...}

I never saw the 3rd fim,but I heard it was terrible,so I guess the 1st film was the best{I guess? The third film sucks, but the first one owns even though you haven't seen them?! I've lost my interest at this point...}.

Okay that's it. {And that's all I can take of these terrible reviews}

[Wumbo]

Welcome to our favourite bottom dweller thecrad15's review of Welcome to the Chum Bucket! As always, comments in angry red.

Welcome to the Chum Bucket:

SpongeBob must work for Plankton after a card game between Krabs and the evil green bean. When did Mr. Krabs ever play cards with your Aunt Shirley?With nothing else to do, he must deal with working in a new frycooking fashion. This episode is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very mean to SpongeBob.

1.7/10

Just saying the plot instead of giving your opinion? Check.

Using multiple "very"s because you can't be bothered to write a real review? Check.

Finally an opinion without any backup whatsoever? Check.

A low grading without any legitimite backup? Checkmate.

And yes, he reviewed Frankendoodle as well, but it was just a plot recap so I'm not even going to bother.

BONUS REVIEW OF A REVIEW: DaftPunkLover, The Splinter.

Hey, there's a certain word for this episode! NASTY. Another one? REVOLTING. The dictionary? REPULSIVE AND VILE.You needed the dictionary for those words? I'm not sure whether you're foreshadowing stupidity, or are just plain being stupid. Let's go with the latter. See, this is why I don't like Spongebob anymore. Nasty, disturbing, and mostly gross episodes like this make even little kittens barf."Nasty, disturbing, and mostly gross"? Can somebody please take away this kid's thesaurus? So, it starts out where Spongebob gets his spatula stuck on the ceiling (what?)I thought it was pretty straightforward. It makes no more sense than, say, Patrick storing chocolate in his pants. and he gets all these stupid things to stack on top to get to the ceiling so he can get his dumb spatula.Yeah, and why do you have to put a stupid adjective in front of every dumb noun in this idiotic review? While he's on there, he trips and the box of swords and tartar sauce fall, but he doesn't get the splinter, he falls and the wooden floorboards get his thumb. WTF?!Okay, I'm not too sure you understand what comedy is. The box of swords didn't kill him and he got the splinter instead because it's FUNNY. Well, my word count is high, so DaftPunkLover out!Yeah, God forbid you write any more than the minimum amount, amirite?

[storytime7]

@SpongeSebastian I sorta agree with that person, even though they didn't give good reason why Family Guy sucks now, I could name like 50. I like the older ones better cause the characters didn't act so stupid in those episodes and they didn't have to try so hard to make people laugh in seasons 1-3. Plus the flashbacks use to only take up like 2 minutes of eah episode now they take up like 6 minutes of each episode.

[Sabre]

WoahWoah

A dude name Fry gets freezed into the future. (Yes he does) It has been a very good show on Adult Swim.(Wha.. wha.. What? That doesn't make sense) This show is pretty funny,but it's not one of the shows that I love.It's a pretty good show and it's pretty funny.It's much better than that dreadful Avatar:The Last Airbeder show. (Why did he just compare a completely random show?) I would say that it's very good now as another of those classic Adult Swim shows.This is another grade that I am going to grade this show and that grade that I grade this show (Come on man this is complete nonsense) as is a C because not only that I like it,it's a pretty good show (You like it and it's a pretty good show so you give it a C?)on Adult Swim.

[Minty Car]

WoahWoah678's review of Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated

This show ruins memories

(that you never had)

Okay,this show ruins the name Scooby Doo.It's about the gang as teenager.

(They were teenagers in almost every other incarnation, ya asswipe)

(At least,the movie which was awesome,but live-action wasn't turned into a show,Like Out of Jimmy's Barf)

(Get your names straight, it's out of Jimmy's head, which you actually liked noob)

The animation is horrible and the voice acting is so terrible.What's New,Scooby Doo? was better than this,so were the two live-action feature films.For anyone who hates me for this,respect my opinion.I give it a F.

(Sorry, you don't like them trying to remember the 60's, you contridicting idiot)

Scores:

Animation:010 It's horrible animation they try to get the animation from the 60's,but they made it look horrible,excpecillay Velma.

(At least it's watchable, unlike you fucktard)

Voice:010 It's when their teenagers,but still horrible voice acting.

(Umm, you just failed this section. just failed)

Music:No music.

(Are you deaf? Apparently you can't hear the theme at the beginning)

Anyways,this show ruins one of the greatest cartoons of all time.I know I saw it once,but I don't care if I "Judge a show by it's cover"It's still horrible.

(I hate you and the way you hate a great cartoon like this, and yet love the original when their so closely related. )