Sweat Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 I applaud you, Clappy. The riff parodies are hilarious, and the personalities are spot-on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 This was the greatest thing I ever read that had to do with my propensity for bumping. Hope to see more in the future. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 Thank you all for the positive feedback everyone. I highly appreciate it. Since my hiatus was just a one week vacation instead of what I was originally expecting, I'll attempt to get a new episode up this weekend if my schedule will allow me some free time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Clappy Posted March 19, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2014 The following program you are about to witness is a work of total parody fiction. Names, characters, places, incidents, and shameless parody are either the products of the creator's imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to any actual events or locales is entirely not coincidental. This program doesn't reflect the views or opinions of any person portrayed herein...except maybe Old Man Jenkins... Anyway…IT’S JUST POSTS! OMJ: Our 30 SBC members pay an unprecedented visit to their eventual death. Tonight here on…. Jjs: I’m alive again! OMJ: …. Trophy: BOW TO MY FISTS…man my old self said the most random things. E.V.I.L.: I’m back from my ask me thread hiatus! <3 Ooooooofy: O.M.A.I.R. <3 Clappy: Someone ask me something. OMJ: …………. 2011 Sauce: Hey look Jenks! I made a random cameo in your show again! How many times can you say that has happened? Dr. Sex: Can’t you just imagine us doing this opening segment on PSN…with our mics? Crushing: I don’t get this parody. It’s just average to me. Zaid: I think it’s funny. OMJ: …..on And Then There Were Less: The Finale Wumbo: Jesus Christ can't even make this parody any more unnecessary. Jesus Christ: Oh yes I can my child. Jjs: Come on. These riffs and all these parodies lost their luster one chapter ago. Just get on with this shit because it's not going to make up for the near month long wait. Chapter 2: Thank You For This Spammy Yet Somewhat Necessary Follow Up After the startling revelation of Robertryan Cory’s surprise return and announcement to SBC, the 30 users who won the chance of a lifetime to go to the SpongeBob SquarePants 2 premiere all gathered and found their ways to Cory’s home one month later. Now where may you the readers ask the location of Robertryan Cory and where he lives? Why the wonderful city of San Francisco of course. So as the means of transportation arrived, the users finally have gotten the chance of a lifetime to meet their virtual friends in real life. February 1, 2015 SOF: Greetings folks. SOF here as we SBC rewind about everything that happened a month ago. Jjs and Nuggets promised SBC’s best year yet, but things went downwards when users started to talk bad about the ask me threads and how it’s taking away activity from the rest of the site. Patty opened another new forum, but it failed. Dylan called us bitches, but no one else liked that. Robertryan Cory returned, but we all still felt bad about how things turned out last time. He invited thirty of us to come out to the world premiere of SpongeBob SquarePants 2, but users felt bad that they got left out. So far, this is SBC’s worst year ever. Hopefully next year will be much better. Thanks for tuning in. Th-th-that’s all folks! Clappy: Way to point out all the negatives SOF. Let me give a long winded corny speech about why this hasn’t been SBC’s worst year ever. SOF: I’ll try bettr nxt year to make it mor positive. Jjs: Imagine how that Rewind would have sounded if I didn’t proofread that for you. Also, I have to agree with Clappy. SOF: Soz. Thx js. Wumbo: Who actually talks like that? SOF: I’m gonna go get a drink. Brb. Teenj: K….wait a minute. Why does this sound like a horribly done cliché repeating itself? #Teenj12 #ATTWL3memories #WhoWantsPizza #SlotMachineExplosion #IDon’tAlwaysAgree Spanky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuCe7hV6Xro Starflier: I’m just excited that I get to be here and meet all of my friends. Halibut: And who are you again? Starflier: I’m Starflier from SBM. Halibut: Well Starflier…I’m afraid I got some bad reviews about SBM members in a SBC lit… OMJ: Oh come on, you’ve already used one of my gags this chapter and now you’re going to use another one Claps? Aya: Like you haven’t used his JCM in a cameo gag before. OMJ: I still have proof that I used it first, but more importantly, why don’t you stick up for me like that when he uses my stuff? Aya: I stick up for all my friends like that. OMJ: Not me. Aya: Yes you. OMJ: Since when? Aya: Since always. I mean we practically dated and we practically had sex. Why would you think such a thing? Kevin: HI AYA! :D :D Sauce: Hibebllo! Cha: *glomps* Kurama! Ssj: *glomps* Buddy Love! Metal Snake: STOP WITH THIS EXPOSITION! HAVE A POINT ALREADY DAMMIT! And as soon as Metal Snake riffed the dialogue, the doors opened and out came Robertryan Cory. Cory: Welcome SBCers, right this way please. Allow me to show you around this mansion I rented out for the occasion. I hear you guys have quite the history with mansions. Nuggets: As long as it doesn’t involve a CF-Dragiiin sex scene, candy wrappers, lack of detailed contraptions, and most importantly, a majority of the site dying, then I think we will be fine. Steel: And if it does, I know I’m going to survive the longest. I have quite the track record in these sorts of situations. Cory: Well have no worries, unlike all those fabricated writings before, we have cellphone service. You guys can just call the police in the case that any of you get murdered instead of turning this evening into a life sized version of Clue. JCM: Lol it’s funny because all of this is going to backfire. Terminoob: Calling it now. JCM is the killer because he’s predicting this ahead of time. JCM: At least I can die in the name of sarcasm. Clappy: Come on you guys, the first two ATTWLs are, yet it seems like all you can guys reference is SOF’s version. Dylan: Jesus Clappy. Quit being such a fucking pussy. I still ly though~ CNF: To be fair, I only know of SOF’s version. Elastic: To be fair, I disappeared in SOF’s version. Cory: Guys, don’t worry about it. Have a little more faith in yourselves that not one of you is going to kill everyone here tonight… Wumbo: Clearly you don’t know SBC. Dylan: Cory: Now come with me to the dining hall so we can have some dinner before the sneak peek of SpongeBob SquarePants 2. As the SBCers walked into the dining hall, surrounding them were plates full of pizza…because hey. You guys like to point out how lulzy and wtf the original was…so Robertryan Cory and his lurking skills wanted to provide SBC with a familiar dish. Jjs: Ok, someone has been lurking my riffing theater too much. Teenj: I didn’t even say me too for this. Cory: Come on, I thought you guys would at least enjoy some pizza because who doesn’t like pizza? Sex: I prefer gas station foot longs. Nuggets: Ok, all of these unsubtle references to SOF’s version are making me wonder why SOF isn’t here laughing saying you guys are nailing these jokes pretty hard. Jelly: Didn’t SOF say he was going to go get a drink and that he was going to brb? Jjs: Oh yeah, that awkward moment of internet jargon. Yeah where is… Suddenly there was a loud crash as everyone started to wonder where that came from. Cory: Guys, don’t worry about it. SOF probably dropped a glass or something. Terminoob: A glass sounding like a car crash in your kitchen? Yeah, I believe that. Webby: Plus we’ve been put into these situations many times in the past. If anything, this is leading to SOF’s probable death. Cory: I’m telling you all that nothing is going on of that extremities. But the SBCers didn’t listen as they ran out to the kitchen to only see SOF being perfectly fine trying to clean up a massive mess of broken glass. CNF: Fuck SOF! You had us scared shitless. Crushing: SOF probably had a reason for doing this, but I have to agree that this was unnecessary. CDCB: What in the name of Butter Otter did you do? SOF: I said I was get water brb... Suddenly a gun shot went off as the SBCers suddenly ran back to the dining hall and see Robertryan Cory laying dead at the head of the dining room table. Spanky: *insert Nostalgia Critic gun gif here* Wumbo: Well isn’t it ironic. Don't ya think? Next installment won't take this long and will definitely be longer. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I don't know why, I just had a weird feeling you were going to go the route of parodying ATTWL 3. XD Great chapter! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Darnit I was hoping SOF would die first due to being the last survivor in 3. "Next time in ATTWL 5: Only SOF Dies" SOF dies and nobody cares. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 good chapter, Claps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 That was a good parody . Can't wait for the next chapter. #ILoveATTWL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted March 20, 2014 Author Share Posted March 20, 2014 Darnit I was hoping SOF would die first due to being the last survivor in 3. "Next time in ATTWL 5: Only SOF Dies" SOF dies and nobody cares. ATTWL 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 ATTWL 5? He probably thinks this lit is ATTWL 4, rather than your version of the trilogy's conclusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 He probably thinks this lit is ATTWL 4, rather than your version of the trilogy's conclusion. No I was making a joke on making an ATTWL 5 just so SOF dies as payback for having him make himself second in ATTWL 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 No I was making a joke on making an ATTWL 5 just so SOF dies as payback for having him make himself second in ATTWL 3. But...an ATTWL 5 isn't possible without an ATTWL 4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Clappy Posted September 1, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 1, 2014 Chapter 3 – Anti-Shoot Outs As Robertryan Cory laid dead on the floor…. Jjs: UNNECESSARY RECAP POLICE! NOTHING HAS HAPPENED SO FAR AND I THINK ALL THESE DELAYS ARE JUST PROOF OF HOW UNNECESSARY THIS INSTALLMENT IS. AT LEAST PAST SOF DIDN’T LEAVE HIS AUDIENCES WANTING MORE. THIS HAS GONE ON FOR NEARLY SIX MONTHS NOW. I BET NO ONE WILL EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS WHEN IT COMES BACK. OPPORTUNITY WASTED. Jesus: Robertryan Cory is with us my child and away from this pointless sequel. Wumbo: Jesus is the true hero of this lit. Looks like I’ll never know what happens until I come back from fall break. Hayden: Oh great, so this guy left us in the dark for many months just to come back and parody something he already parodied in the first chapter. Unoriginality at it’s peak. 70s wrote more compelling dialogue than this. Trophy: SHADOW! LORD HATER! I NEED ALL THE BACKUP I CAN GET! Clappy: As much as I love a good riff guys, this is not the time….AND FUCK THAT, I WORK 60+ HOURS A WEEK. I’LL WRITE THIS WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY. Metal Snake: Got to love Jjs Riffing Theater. xD Crushing: Riffing Theater is a funny fanfic, but not everyone reads it. I think it’s good, but I know that others don’t have the time to read it. Ssj: Seriously? We have a dead SpongeBob crew member, yet all you guys can do are talk about SBC related things? This is why SBM is more active because we care about SpongeBob related things over there. Nuggets: Implying that SBC members have never watched SpongeBob on a SpongeBob forum. Also, you guys should be reading Doody Era….or you’ll die. Jelly: Bad time for that joke Nugs. >.< Cha: You can’t fight in here. This is a magical place. Dylan: Lol it’s the internet bitches. Get over it. Clappy: Alright seriously guys, we need to discover how this even happened in the first place before another anyone else dies. OMJ: Too late braddah. Starflier laid dead on the floor. Prez: When did this happen? Jelly: I didn’t hear any gun shots. Teenj: Or knives. Trophy: Nor do I see any cannons. Kevin: Maybe he was poisoned? Wumbo: Maybe no one knew who he was since the guy is barely on SBC in the first place so if he was the first of us to die, no one would really miss him. Elastic: He’s not black tho. Terminoob: Classic first victim that no one really gives a shit about. Priceless. SOF: Detective SOF is on the…. Jjs: SOF, no one has time for reminiscing over the last installment and all it’s badness…that’s what my riffing theater is for. *SOF whispers into jjs ear* Jjs: No SOF, that does not mean you are a bad writer. *SOF whispers in jjs ear again* Jjs: We all still care about you SOF. *SOF keeps whispering into jjs ear* Jjs: Yes even Dylan. SOF: DYLAN! Dylan: Idgaf Halibut: Hey guys loo…. Sauce: LOOK GUYS! Halibut Sauce pointed at the cabinet across from where Cory was sitting as it was wide open with a gun trap set as the gun was timed to go off at fifteen minutes ago. Halibut: So it was….. Teenj: SO IT WAS A TRAP CNF: Precisely teenj! The gun was meant to shoot whoever sat in that exact spot. Whoever sits at the head of the table is usually the guest of honor and even though this is his mansion, Robertryan Cory was our special guest, so this was a planned murder. CDCB: Is there anyone else here? Webby: Not that I’m aware of. No waiters, no butlers, no maids, no nothing. Halibut: Which means… Terminoob: One of us….again….is murdering everyone on the forums….again. Elastic: All this rehashing. Maybe I’ll die fucking this time instead of watching people fuck. Sex: You got to watch people fuck Elias? How was it? Elastic: Pretty hot. Halibut: That does it. I’m tired of you guys not listening to me. You all have flaws and you all need to improve yourselves. Don’t take this the wrong way. This is me criticizing all of you for your own good. OMJ – I’m tired of pleasing you. Your Bad Reviews Halibut character on Community Deathmatch makes me off to be an ass. Jjs – You need to stop being offended by me hosting SBM Jeopardy. SOF – You need to stop trolling SBM Jeopardy. Dylan – You act like a douche, all the time. Ask Me Threaders – You guys are what’s leading to the downfall of activity on SBC. Maybe if you guys stopped worrying about answering questions and more on spreading activity throughout the rest of the forums, SBC would be almost as active as SBM. The Riffers – I’d like to see you riff your own works sometimes instead of picking on other people’s. Nuggets – You are always stealing people’s thunder in their own topics. Crushing – You don’t like change. Change happens. Grow a pair and get over it. At least 80% of the people here – You guys overreact to everything and take things way too sensitively. Grow a pair. Wumbo – Stop counting down random years from Billboard. Do we really need to know what you think of fantastic songs like Ironic? Well isn’t it Ironic that not everyone agrees with you. Clappy – Get off your high horse and shoving your opinion’s down other peoples throats. You aren’t the know-it-all of all things entertainment. Music is Wumbo’s things. Go back to bad movies that other guys have already reviewed better than you have. JCM: Wait….. *long dramatic pause* ….Halibut is speaking like his Community Deathmatch character. Halibut: And JCM. You are always fifteen minutes late to everything. Pay attention when people are talking to you. Dylan: Is this bitch serious? Nuggets: Even in parody, this topic is still bad. Halibut: You guys actually like being criticized? Well I’m not even finished yet. Dylan: Suddenly the light flickered off as we hear another gun shot. When the lights flickered back on, Halibut laid dead in a pool of his own blood with a microphone laying right in it. Spanky: E.V.I.L.: Ok whoever killed Hal is definitely not amazeballs </3. I’m gonna get that dastard and shove my Nutella down his throat! Sex: That sounds kinky. JCM:….lol I do pay attention when people are talking to me. Wumbo: I’d like to interrupt JCM’s daftness to point out that the gun from the timer trap is missing. Everyone made their way to the cabinet and noticed that Wumbo’s spammy yet somewhat necessary point was true. The gun was gone from the cabinet. Steel: I think it’s obvious what comes next, whoever has the gun is the killer. You know after surviving god knows how many of these the longest, I’m obviously the most experienced… Clappy: Shut up Steel, you only make it as far out of creativity, not preference….except for SOF’s case Everyone emptied their pockets and… JCM: Oh wait, Halibut’s dead. I guess he doesn’t care for my rebuttal. ….Steel had the gun. Steel: …..you are making me the killer again? So clichéd…. Steel starts to make a run for it as Clappy, Wumbo, OMJ, Crushing, Sex, and Terminoob chase after him and corner him on the fifth floor bedroom, trap/tie him with rope from the curtain, and strap him to a chair. OMJ: No ledges to jump off this time braddah. Steel: Ugh more past ATTWL references. When will you ever learn to stop throwing these in here Clap? Clappy: The minute you stop comparing yourself to Duncan from Total Drama in terms of longevity. Steel: But I’m not the killer. Crushing: Guys, I think Steel is telling the truth, even though he does have a gun. Wumbo: You sure sound unsure of yourself crushing. OMJ: Mang look closely again and tell me that looks unsure to you Steel: Sex: Steel has tits? OMJ: His tits shall not remain calm. Terminoob: While you guys are questioning the ambiguity of Steel’s body, we should lock him and leave him here for the rest of the night. We already have two dead members that I don’t really know. We don’t need to start seeing people die that I do know. Steel: You guys are making as big mistake as Kanye West not sampling. The six guys started to head down back to the lobby to meet up with everyone else when all of a sudden the power went out. Terminoob: Thank goodness that I smoke. *terminoob pulls out his lighter* Crushing: Smoking is bad for your health, but I do appreciate the fact that you carry a lighter with you so we can see where we are going. Clappy: I never understand your constant contradictions. Sex: Yo can you hook a brotha up so I can smoke dis dope. Terminoob: Maybe the minute you start talking like your actual ethnicity. OMJ: Boddah you? Wumbo: Hey guys, I hate to break up this somewhat unnecessary conversation, but where did everyone go? Wumbo was right. Not a single person was in the lobby anymore as the six remained dazed and confused as to what was going on…and by dazed and confused, Sex was getting baked off his ass. Sex: Now would be the perfect time for you to set up your mic OMJ. OMJ: Moke we don’t have time for that. Suddenly, a loud screech was echoing from above them as Steel, still tied to his chair, fell from the top floor landing hard on the ground snapping his neck as blood gushed out of his body from the impact of the fall. Clappy: Hopefully it doesn't take nearly six months to resolve how this happened. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 So are the characters acknowledged about the riffers now? Why don't they go for help? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Hmm, not bad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted September 1, 2014 Author Share Posted September 1, 2014 So are the characters acknowledged about the riffers now? Why don't they go for help? Good question Trophy, you'll find out along the way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpongeOddFan Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 good job, Clappy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 yay it's back I lol'd how I was like "When did this happen?", because that's what I'd probably say in real life. Good job, Clapster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweat Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 lol how SBC brings up the Anti-Shoutouts more than SBM. Great work, Clappy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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