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President Squidward

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Status Updates posted by President Squidward

  1. CAN WE PLEASE MAKE POST A RANDOM IMAGE A MORE USED TOPIC

    I miss posting stupid memes and getting and giving points and since SBM is ruined now, I still would love to do the same with SBC's version.

    1. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      Look in the topic :funny:

    2. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      I’M HELPING OH BOY

  2. care for an egg in these trying times?

  3. CHRISTMAS IS LIT

    CHRISTMAS 

    LITMAS

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I can't believe that I actually know how this goes so I was singing it in my head and I'm mad at you for making me remember this :stinkeye:

  4. COME OUT, AND LIVE WITH A RELIGIOUS COMMUNITY IN A BEAUTIFUL PLACE OUT IN THE COUNTRY

  5. Comment on this status if you eventually want to binge Wunschpunsch on cytube with me and @WhoX. We're both curious to see if anyone wants to join 

    1. magic the veemon
    2. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      I would but I have literally zero ability to be available for anything thats at a specific time for some reason so....

       

      I will say, however, that I plan  on watching wunschpunsch tomorrow morning, assuming I wake up early enough

  6. Contacted my doctor for some tips to help stress from family drama via email. I got an automated reply saying she won't be able to respond until Friday so I hope she can get back to me that day. I can't deal with my moms yelling at her stupid boyfriend, it really stresses me out being in a negative environment all the time,e and makes me all moody online snd irl. I apologize for how I reacted on discord earlier. It's because of this shit.

     

  7. Daily reminder that everyone needs to hear this amazing track. It's over 13 minutes, but who cares, it's fantastic all throughout and slowly develops.

     

  8. Dancers by Plaid is something else holy fuck. The sound design in this is so fuckin pretty. I love how it progresses and the amazing climax coming together in the middle of it.

  9. dear karl,  I wrote you but you still ain't callin

  10. does anyone ever get the feeling where you have a family that acts like garbage to you half of the time and you have three health issues bothering you and your sleep schedule is bad and you can't go to school at all and you won't become successful and you're not talented at anything so to avoid thinking about it you eat and drink sugary stuff while listening to music and you're crying inside 

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    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I can relate. Don't worry, you'll get through this!

    3. President Squidward
    4. hippythehippo

      hippythehippo

      If your family hates you, me and everyone here loves you. :) Best of luck 

  11. Don't click on this status there's a cursed image on it

    71wrmbD+kiL._SL1200_.jpg

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      So fuck him and fuck you too

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      it's suicidal, honey

      oh wait, wrong Kamikaze.

  12. EACH DRINK SEEMS TO COST ABOUT A POUND OR SUMMAT WHICH IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

  13. everyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee suckness.

    3. kev

      kev

      i can pee ur sucknis x

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      There he is, downstairs in the lobby.

      The nastiest penis in Seattle.

      Cleaning his fork with a fork.

  14. For the longest fuckin time I thought you were SpongeyKid with a new account

    i was surprised to hear it was my boi puffy fluffy 

  15. Friendly reminder that I did focus on Sportz in my commentary. It all interlinks

    plus, what else did I need to talk about the episode? It doesn’t have a plot at all. It’s basicoaly “Squidward torment Spongebob and Patrick for a dumb reason with fake sports and gets karma for what the out of character action he did”.

  16. FUCK YOU TEXAS

    1. Krystalite

      Krystalite

      most overrated state ever though I agree lol

    2. President Squidward
  17. Fun fact about me:

    i can suck all the sour off on a warhead in under 20 seconds, I can also have another one after and do the same thing 

  18. Fun fact if you go to @2:55 of Sicko Mode you get to hear it turn into Plaid Mode

  19. fun is inifinte

    sega enterprises

  20. GET THIS FUCKING AUDIO OUT MY AUDI YO, ADIOS

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