OWM

 diarrhea...

I've had this like 5-6 times this year. When will it stop?

wait what do mummies say exactly

Tick tock...

Things have been really tough. We barely had gas or water for a couple of days. But now things seem to be getting better, slowly but surely. There's still a lot of places that we're affected worse than me.

R.I.P., Eberhard Prüter. He was the German voice of Squidward.

:fire:

HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY ICARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay youtube can you please just stop already

a new look won't make your site improve at all

All of you have loved ones. All can be returned. All can be taken away. Please step away from the vehicle.

keep Summer safe

why cant i be taught doof 101 in high school i mean cmon who doesnt want doof as a teacher

my sister died in the spaghetti

ORANGE

Burnt my right arm trying to get a frozen pizza out of the oven. Fantastic.

Is it wrong to admit that Feels Like Summer by Weezer is kind of growing on me?

Ugh, can't remember my Spongecraft password...

is anyone lowkey starting to get tired of the wendys twitter meme

there's too many good actors named patrick. patrick stewart, patrick warburton, neil patrick harrison, etc.

hey Beter

I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

Currently: Too gay to lift.

Jontron trash af 

foster the people's home for imaginary friends

SEE YOU IN COURT

Nothing beats a jelly filled doughnut!

YER CLOTHES ALWAYS MATCH