Old Man Jenkins

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Muy Nergigante#3437

Male

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- Basketball, y'all
- Money
- People buying my stuff
- Circumcised swimming
- Banging on a trashcan
- Drumming on streetlights
- Riffs! Yeah, right!
- Pug trafficking
- Grand Slams with extra Ham and a SIDE OF CARROT CAKE
- FUUUCK
- Throwin' down face-downs
- Then ending my turns
- Hey Ben.
- Yeah?
- See ya.
- ...Yeah...
- Puhhhhh
- "Yo! Kai!"
- "THAT'S MY NAME"
- drinking up the gift of Jericho
- I feel like I'm a bigger fan of Pokemon now than I was as a kid
- Putting children's cartoon characters into adult situations
- Honor
- Family
- Tradition
- And donuts
- Not Caring!
- Covering wars, ya know
- Getting it memorized
- Making tombstones for stray dogs
- This list is getting UPBEAT! UPBEAT!
- Forklift racing
- DENIM
- Shaun White hoodies
- AND DENIM
- Heading to the Tiki Lodge for some R&R
- Breaking out the butter
- Making toast
- The George Lopez Show for like, the first 3 times
- Same with My Wife and Kids
- Standing unshaken amidst the clashing of worlds
- Rodan.
- Godzilla.
- WE ARE FUCKING KAIJU, BITCH!
- Bringing the darkness and the thunder
- Coming from hell and pulling you under
- Making you feel the wrath of my ways
- Being the end of your days
- When it's time to make the donuts
- Dead Rising
- DashieGames (pause?)
- Being remembered as the July 2011 Employee of the Month
- That's me!
- That's MEEEEE! That's meee!
- Employee of the MOOOOOONTH!
- Mecha
- Yes, Dear (somebody please syndicate this fucking show again! Put it on Netflix, Pluto TV, Tubi, Crackle, something!)
- BACKYARD BASEBALL 2003!!!
- Sharks
- Monster Hunter
- Saving people
- Hunting things
- The family business
- Kaiju No. 8
- Lemons
- Tangerines
- Letting It Rip
- Kissing your bot GOODBYE
- MEDAFOOOOOORCE
- Battling to be da man
- Catching goblins on tape
- collecting Universal Media Discs
- Universal Media Discs
- Just the PSP in general, mang
- Baking pies without killing a dozen men! Ha ha ha
- The Crow, obvi

This is the life, you see. The devil tips his hat to me.

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