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  1. Its been a long time since I’ve taken a complete 180 on a song the way I did XO TOUR Llif3.  Such a great song that should be so much higher on my best list of last year or at the very least honorable mentions.

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      been tryna tell you old man, glad you finally saw the light 

  2. Just heard someone on television say that Cardi B and Offset are the newer, better Beyonce and Jay-Z.  Let's see if this absurd hot take lasts the test of time.  I give it less than a year, if even that.

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    2. kev

      kev

      yall are paying oinka maraj and marshall mathers dust

    3. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      everything is love was some mid tho, u gotta admit 

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I do admit and you gotta admit APESHIT bangs

  3. Late to the party here, but Post Malone said WHAT about rap music?!

    http://djbooth.net/news/entry/2017-11-20-post-malone-hip-hop

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      seriously tho stop making this ugly talentless fucker a thing 2018

    3. sbl

      sbl

      sweeter than a pop tart

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      I reluctantly like Post Malone’s music a lot but this wasn’t surprising when it happened, dude is the definition of culture vulture 

  4. Leave it to J Cole to make the best album of 2018 so far.

    1. Space Cowboy
    2. kylie

      kylie

      someone on twitter said j cole was like if Intro to Philosophy class became a rapper i'm 

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      His diss track on Lil Pump though >>>> “In five years I’ll see you on Love & Hip Hop” was glorious.

  5. Let’s take a minute and note that we live in a society where Logic actually made an alt-rock soundtrack for a novel he wrote and titled the first song on said soundtrack, “Bohemian Trapsody”.

     

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      u had me at "society"

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      maybe if a rapper calls themselves "logic" we just need to not take them seriously from the get go

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Can’t fight that logic.

  6. Man. That “I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry.” line from God’s Plan sure sounds bad now that we all know that Drake is a deadbeat dad.

    1. kylie

      kylie

      everytime im at any sort of party and that line comes on everyone SCREAMS it as loud as they can and ill never understand

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Probably from the music video if I could guess because those fans scream that line with Drake.

  7. Me: Clappy!  Work on your year end lists!

    Also Me: Why do that when I could be unlocking all 74 characters of Smash Bros Ultimate for the next week?

    I think you all know by now which option I’m going to do...oh sweet!  I unlocked Piranha Plant!

  8. Merry Christmas SBC!  My belated present onto you is my best hit songs list of 2018: 

     

  9. Missed the Golden Globes last night, but I saw the list of winners.  I did not think “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” was that good of a movie, yet it was the biggest winner from last night.  It’s going to be a long awards season if that’s the early front runner.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Haven't seen the movie yet but Frances McDormand is probably one of the coolest actresses alive :Laugh: 

      what did you think of the other winners?

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Frances McDormand is easily being the best acting wise and definitely the second best performance she’s ever given (Fargo will always be her best).  But the rest of the movie I thought was awkwardly structured, shot, and scored.  It’s just a very awkward movie, which I get it’s a dark comedy while also being a crime drama.  I don’t know, I just feel like The Shape of Water is like fifty times better than Three Billboards and that movie got snubbed.

      Lady Bird is great and I have no problem with it winning.  And the other big winner, Big Little Lies, I’ve never seen since I don’t have HBO.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      you could always watch it online :funny: It really is an incredible show.

  10. Netflix ended this year on a strong note with Bird Box.  I think the movie could have been so much more than what we ended up with.  But Sandra Bullock without a doubt carried this movie with one of the best acting performances she’s ever given.

  11. Note to self.  Never order a new laptop battery online ever again.  It’s taken two weeks for mine to ship and still no sign for the forseeable future.  I’ve got projects to work on so hurry hurry Amazon!

  12. Of all the animated movies Disney has in their library, I have never seen their Madagascar rip-off, "The Wild".  That changed tonight.  Wow.

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      as long as you don't say that every other animated film brought up is better than Fly Me to the Moon, I'll take it.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      orange you glad i didn't say banana

    4. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Steel Sponge, you've got a deal!

  13. Oh look.  There's a portal now.  The things you miss while you're gone.

    1. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Yeah it got added the other day. Pretty useful feature if you ask me.

    2. Space Cowboy
  14. Oh man.  Is it too early to declare "Hide Away" as my front runner for Worst Hit Song of 2016?  Unbelievable amounts of bad for a pop song.

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Already declaring it as worst of 2016 before finishing 2015? Clappy's a time traveler (smirk) 

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Only if it's too early to declare "In the Night" for best of 2016

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yes only because that was the best song on the album and I like it even more than Can't Feel My Face.  Smart decision to release that as his next single.

  15. People on this site have said a lot about the quality of Maroon 5 in the 2010s, myself included.  They have released a lot of bland hollow, often bad music.  But good lord, their latest single isn’t even interesting in the slightest bit.  I’m all but sure that a computer processed this entire song and forced it onto the listening public.  And unlike some of their other bad singles, there isn’t a minor element that makes it stand out.  What a limp lifeless piece of dog crap.

     

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Speaking of the music video, what is it even trying to convey? Am I supposed to pass off Adam dimension hopping by using a scorpion to wake up a girl in a casket, turning a woman's face into a McDonald's secret sauce, and diving into the deep abyss from his bathtub while having intercourse fully clothed as art? Oh wait, this music video concept of Adam wandering around the spirit world WAS ALREADY USED FOR THE BAND'S PREVIOUS VIDEO.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      all I gotta say is any piece of media that involves Adam Levine getting repeatedly injured is okay by me

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      The end of the video does confirm that Adam Levine is CGI now.  Only adding fuel to the fire of current Maroon 5 songs being created by a computer program and not an actual band.

  16. Proudly did my civic duty and voted.  Hope those of you who are of age did too!

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      My vote, being in Mississippi, was pretty much useless, but hey, I cast it! 'Twas my first ever election too.

  17. Rewatching all these DCU films for my upcoming review project and Suicide Squad is like ten times worse than I remembered it to be.

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      Spoiler

      THIS IS KATANA

      Spoiler

      SHE'S GOT MY BACK

      Spoiler

      SHE CAN CUT ALL OF YOU IN HALF WITH ONE SWORD STROKE, JUST LIKE MOWIN THE LAWN

      Spoiler

      I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HER

      Spoiler

      HER SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF IT'S VICTIMS

      Spoiler

      tbh, i at least can ironically enjoy suicide squad on some level. BvS, i adequately felt every minute of the movie just wasted my fucking time

       

       

       

       

       

       

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      @Burgerpants but Batman v Superman had piss in a jar, MARTHA, "do you bleed?" and an awkward Lex Luthor.

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      • i actually didn't even realize that was actually a jar of pee on my first watch, and if i did i would probably make jokes about it very loudly in the theater
      • by the time of the martha scene, i got so detached from what i was watching i just sat on my seat thinking "wow, there are writers who actually got paid for this".
      • haha, i admit that was pretty good
      • yeah, jesse was fuckin awful in this weirdly fascinating way... but he was also the only thing in the movie that kept me watching, otherwise i probably would've left sometime in the middle of it

      if you're wondering, my thoughts on the other DC movies go as follows:

      Spoiler

      Man of Steel is absolutely pretentious wank. The only thing I remember from it atm was Pa Kent, who might literally be the most confusing character I've ever seen in a comic book movie.

      Wonder Woman... is not that good. Granted, I do think it is miles better than all the other movies I'm mentioning here, but I just find it boring and cliched.

      Justice Leauge feels... automated. It's not as bad as /ss/ or BvS, but there's nothing interesting to latch onto and everything seems like it was obligated rather than like anyone was really invested in it.

       

  18. Same profile music.

  19. Snow has started.  Over a foot more to come.  Still feels uncommon for where I live but I ain't complaining.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      February treat me well please

  20. So apparently Channel Awesome has come under fire for their terrible upper management as multiple former creators like Lindsay Ellis, Linkara, and Obscurus Lupa are all speaking out about how they’ve been treated.  Some of these claims include: awful communication leading to major problems, the sexism of Mike Michaud (the least known of the three CEOs of the company) towards female creators on the site, Doug's and Rob's seemingly pathetic response to all problems being brought up, and the brother's colossal egos.

    Well if the downfall of Nostalgia Critic quality didn’t speak volumes as to the decline of Channel Awesome, this sure as hell does.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      And now Todd is no longer affiliated with Channel Awesome saying that the stories that have been posted about the site are true.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I'm honestly surprised he was still there.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      "I'll just stick to Cinema Snob, thank you very much"

  21. So apparently the city I live in was trending on Twitter for someone stealing a tank and ending up getting caught downtown in said tank.  Sounds about right in terms of bizarre stories that make the news.

  22. So are we really in the process of giving that mouth breather gnash a second hit?  Thanks America...

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i see you move your lips but it sounds like gibberish

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      is "singer" even an accurate term to describe gnash

      I know y'all are using mouth breather pejoratively and not literally but it's a more accurate descriptor of his performances

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yeah Steel, I’m with Wumbo in regards to him not being a singer.

      And Wumbo, I mean the term pejoratively and literally.  He is the textbook definition of anti-charismatic and the fact that his voice is so frustratingly bland doesn’t help matters.  So much for my wish two years ago for him to stop recording music.

  23. So now that I’ve watched every single episode of Family Guy in preparation for my next project, I’ve got to say.  Season 16 is by far the best season this series has had in a long long time.  Definitely the best in ten years at least.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Last ep i saw was Three Directors and that one was actualy great but I didn't keep up with it. What else episodes that were good?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yeah I liked that one.  I also recommend: Emmy Winning Episode, The D in Apartment 23 (and to a lesser extent but still fine two episodes that directly follow that one for continuity sake), Dog Bites Bear, Family Guy Through The Years, and especially Switch the Flip.  That and Emmy Winning Episode are my two favorites from this season.  And there are ones that I didn’t recommend that still experimented with the formula quite a bit that I appreciated even if they weren’t the highlights of the season.

    4. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I saw emmy ep, which I didn't like much but I appreciated what it did.

      Maybe I'll check rest of s16 out of curiosity.

  24. Teen Titans Go to the Polls 2020

    1. Prime Jedi

      Prime Jedi

      Teen Titans Go to the Gulag 1950

       

      (Coming to a Soviet Union near you)

  25. The real "Worst Hit Song of 2018" is "broken" by lovelytheband.  Let's just get that out of the way now before I start working on the actual music lists for this year.  The most uninspired half assed piece of shit to crossover from the alt rock charts of the last ten years.  It's the best example of everything that I hate that a genre I adore so much has become.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      rainbow pedo man has two songs to choose from

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Eenie meenie miney mo

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      BLICKY GOT THE STIFFY UHH

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