SmileBob SaucePants

[Clappy]

I live in a Handsome Head....WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!??!

Brilliant Chamate. Just brilliant.

[Moar Boy]

This is good, keep it up!

[Clappy]

I've been promising this for the past two days, so the least I can do is post 6A now to hold you guys over.

 

6A. Elastic Man and Sex Boy

 

 

It’s time for The Adventures of Elastic Man and Sex Boy.  We cut to a sequence where Elastic Man and Sex Boy are watching Meet The Feebles on Netflix and are singing along to the song “Sodomy’ when they get an alert that their arch enemy Person is on the XAT being a nuisance.  Because they hate noobs on the XAT, Elastic Man and Sex Boy are off to fight crime.  They make lulzy comments that Person doesn’t understand and then make vulgar references to scare Person away from the XAT.

 

When the show is over, SmileBob and Charick go outside and pretend that they are Elastic Man and Sex Boy and Clapward is the enemy Smirkfecto.  SmileBob and Charick continue to play their game until Smirkfecto smirks .  SmileBob and Charick return to their secret lair, which is SmileBob's house. "What would the real Elastic Man do?" asks Charick. Clapward tells them, "Why don't you ask him yourselves. He and Sex Boy live in a retirement home basement on the other side of town."

 

The scene changes to the Shady Swoles retirement home for porn stars. Elastic Man and Sex Boy are sitting on a couch in the basement watching Lonely Space Vixens with Grandpa Lou from Rugrats and talking about grindhouse flicks. SmileBob and Charick walk in and see the two current superheroes. SmileBob and Charick are both surprised to see them. SmileBob asks if they are Elastic Man and Sex Boy?" "Well, we used to be but now we want to be where the old porn stars roam." says Sex Boy. SmileBob tries to convince them to come out of retirement, but get kicked out by Human Resources.

 

 

They attempt to do it again while our heroes are eating gas station breakfast sandwiches, but were kicked out again by Human Resources.  They come up with another plan where Charick pretends to be a Chipotle burglar and SmileBob pretends to be an old lady who is having her Chipotle stolen by Charick. SmileBob is crying out "Help, I need somebody.  Help.  Not just anybody." to get their attention.   Which alerts Jelatin who can’t help but sing along offscreen.

 

The heroes get into an argument because they woke up Elastic Man, who was sleeping with his eyes open. They continued fighting until SmileBob tells them that they’re almost done painting the party wagon.  Charick was painting the station wagon pink when it's supposed to be painted invisible.  Sex Boy was fed up with all the mischief they both caused and decided to go out of retirement. They defeat the two of them with such tactics including Ron Jeremy butter, talking about obscure movies, and summoning retired porn stars from Shady Swoles. SmileBob and Charick then realize they officially brought back their favorite TV show.

 

Time for a new installment of The New Adventures of Elastic Man and Sex Boy. Elastic Man and Sex Boy are playing a PS3 online Mortal Kombat game with Old Man Krabs when the phone rings. Elastic Man picks it up, but no answer. Elastic Man reminds Sex Boy to fix the phone as their show ends. SmileBob says "Wow,that was better than the old show." Charick responds "It's all thanks to you." SmileBob then bats her false eyelashes as the episode ends.

[Cha]

*leaves all Elastic Man and Sex Boy episodes to Clappy*

[Clappy]

6B. The Darkstar Bunch

 

It is an average day at The Lazy Dog, until a flight simulator loving doombringer named Bubble AssCS comes along and makes a tricky order for him and his flight team: JD, Prince Darkstar, Anonymous, Madcatz, World Travel, and DarrisXTMRage. SmileBob quickly serves him, but then Bubble AssCS complains about there being no pickles on his Baja California Burger, much to SmileBob's horror.  He then threatens to report her to Forumotion to have SBU shut down as he records this incident on his webcam to upload onto YouTube for the 2 or 3 people who give a damn about his videos to watch.

 

Old Man Krabs takes it out of her pay because Bubble AssCS reads the microscopic print below the menu that says: "Money Back Guarantee" on it. SmileBob loses her confidence (and her mind), and cannot remember how to do anything. Old Man Krabs tells her to go home and get some good night and gives her a short comma filled goodbye. He has Clapward take over the grill, which leads to disaster, with Clapward burning all the food and JCM in a cameo’s milkshake and driving away customers to Jelatin’s In & Out Burger.

 

Old Man Krabs is worried about losing money, so he goes to SmileBob's house, where everything is mixed up, such as her twin Jake being nailed to the wall and Smile's Pa not making his usual threats about gats and whips. The No Doubt music and SmileBob's Saucenese are also mixed up too. Old Man Krabs explains to SmileBob that if she remembers how to make a Baja California Burger, she will be back in order. It takes days and California nights, but SmileBob eventually learns how to make a Baja California Burger properly again unintentionally due to believing she could not do it.

 

She returns to The Lazy Dog, where Bubble AssCS confronts her again. SmileBob serves him his meal confidently, but Bubble AssCS announces again that there are no pickles. However, SmileBob reveals that Bubble AssCS has been hiding the pickles and his multiple personalities under his tongue the whole time to avoid paying and getting banned, as well as CF's car keys. Bubble AssCS runs away, and everyone cheers at SmileBob's return. SmileBob then wants three cheers for Clapward for taking her place while she was gone. However, the crowd jeers instead of cheers, but SmileBob assumes they're cheering. The last jeer from Old Man Krabs then goes: "Boo, you stink! "

[Cha]

Did not expect ACS to be Bubble Bass but it worked pretty well. Pleasant job again Claps.

[Old Man Jenkins]

WOOHOO OMK!

[SpongeOddFan]

great episode, Clappy

[Clappy]

So out of boredom, I got another two episodes written up

 

7A. Swag Monitor

 

 

At Puff Nuggets's Driving School, it is time to select the hall monitor for the day. Puff Nuggets notices that SmileBob is the only one who has yet to serve as swag monitor then SmileBob moves forward, and after desperately attempting to find a more fly candidate, he is forced to give swwag monitor duties to SmileBob.  After being elected Driving School Swag Monitor, SmileBob gives a very long speech, which ends up lasting the entire day, and her entire time as swag monitor. Out of sympathy, Puff Nuggets allows SmileBob to at least wear the digs until the next day.

 

However, SmileBob goes above and beyond the Call of Duty, and decides to become the swag monitor of Los Angeles, with disastrous results. Her activities include giving directions to traffic on Interstate 405, resulting in a massive pile-up, and attacking Shinya and She-Shin in the guise of user "TheOpenWindowManiac”, with the intention of showing them the dangers of taking extended breaks from SBC.  Later, SmileBob finds Charick eating a chocolate froyo, which drips onto the ground, and labels her as a smooth criminal. When a front page newspaper headline alerts SmileBob about TheOpenWindowManiac causing trouble around town, she lets Charick turn over a new leaf (fan) as a deputy. They end up getting frozen yogurt twice and then decide to split up to find the TheOpenWindowManiac, communicating using FaceTime. The Police (the band guest starring as themselves) ask Charick if she's seen the TheOpenWindowManiac, and show her an embarrassing snapshot of SmileBob from the Christmas Party, which she at first mistakes for the actual TheOpenWindowManiac, but fails to recognize as SmileBob.

 

Soon, night suddenly falls and Charick gets frightened. She sees SmileBob in the distance across the street, who she recognizes as the TheOpenWindowManiac but not as SmileBob. She alerts SmileBob to this through FaceTime, and SmileBob attempts to escape the TheOpenWindowManiac. Everywhere she goes, Charick tells her the TheOpenWindowManiac is there, making SmileBob believe that the TheOpenWindowManiac is following her. Eventually, SmileBob sees a wanted poster for herself and realizes that she is TheOpenWindowManiac. The Police arrive to arrest her, and Puff Nuggets appears to explain the situation to them, saying that she is his responsibility. The Police interpret this as taking responsibility for the crimes, and Puff Nuggets is arrested.  Big Nugs is working with the whole class on their essay while he is being taped on TV from jail until he tells SmileBob that he needs to see her after class, six months from now.

 

 

7B.  Hot Male Celebrity Jam

 

After a successful day of chickflicking, Zac Efron insists on following SmileBob home after a day out at OMK’s Cruiseday Cinemas, so SmileBob decides on letting him spend the night at her home. Clapward warns SmileBob that celebrities are wild animals and should not be domesticated, but SmileBob completely ignores him. At home, SmileBob dances with Zac Efron to loud techno rave music, which annoys Clapward to no end. After 12 hours of nonstop partying, SmileBob finally decides to go to bed, but the Efron does not want to stop. SmileBob eventually forces him to go to bed by tying a leash around him, but during the night, while SmileBob sleeps, the Efron escapes and brings lots of guy friends into SmileBob's house.

 

The next morning, SmileBob wakes up to find her living room filled with hundreds of dancing hot men with the likes of Jared Padalecki, James Maslow and the rest of Big Time Rush, Drake Bell, Josh Peck, the Hemsworth brothers, the Jonas Brothers, Josh Duhamel, Chace Crawford, and every other hot guy of the day that she follows on Instagram.  She at first freaks out and dances with the hot male celebrities, but her Pa threatens to take her iPod and use his gat on it if they don’t leave.  So she attempts to make them leave, but to no avail. Clapward, annoyed by this, decides that "two can play at this", and starts loudly playing his trumpet, angering the celebrities, who start destroying SmileBob's house. SmileBob asks Clapward to play his trumpet a little "better", and Clapward responds by intentionally playing even worse and much louder. This prompts the hot guys to go to his house and pummel him before returning to SmileBob's house. A bruise-covered Clapward says to SmileBob "Everybody's a critic. You won't be hearing from me anymore", and gives him his trumpet. The sexy guys hastily nab it from SmileBob, break it in half, burn it and dance around it. This further angers SmileBob, who attempts to remove the stereo system, destroying it in the process, and the angered men begin chasing after her. SmileBob and Webby go up to the roof of the house, but the swarm follows them outside and surrounds them. Then Webby calms them away by singing a musical number from Les Miserables.  This calms the male celebrities as SmileBob leads them back to Cruiseday Cinemas. 

 

Everything/everyone around her starts making music like SmileBob batting her monolashes, Jake batting his monolashes, Smile’s Pa playing the whip, Charick singing a limerick, Old Man Krabs playing the cash register, Puff Nuggets rapping, Mandy Cheeks yodeling, Crushing playing anime theme songs, Elastic Man and Sex Boy playing cassette tapes of underground music, and Clapward screaming in pain as he tries to take a relaxing bath to heal his wounds.

[Clappy]

8A. Mandy's Rocket

 

SmileBob visits Mandy's Chemist Lab, and sees that Mandy has built a rocket ship. Mandy explains to her that she is going to the moon, and SmileBob begs her to take him with her. Although she insists that she cannot come, SmileBob's begging and eyelashes ultimately convinces her to let her come along for the ride.

 

That night, Charick comes to SmileBob's house and gives her some "Alien Repellent", which they sneak into Mandy's Chemist Lab to spray on the windows. Even though they agree to only spray the windows, Charick inadvertently enters the rocket, and SmileBob follows. After playing with the ship's various features, SmileBob accidentally starts up the rocket, which loops over the moon and comes back to Bikini Bottom. SmileBob and Charick, convinced that they're on the Moon, think that the aliens are projecting their comma filled memories onto the environment to trick them.

 

They begin catching everyone with Mandy's net guns from Clapward and his twin handsome hands, Old Man Krabs and his pet Menahune, Puff Nuggets, who loses swag when captured, Jelatin, Crushing, Jake, Smiles Pa, and even Momo, believing they're all aliens. Eventually, after capturing everyone, including Mandy, who attempts to explain the truth to them, SmileBob is convinced that Charick is an alien. Charick attempts to shoot her before she has a chance to capture her, but ends up shooting and capturing herself. SmileBob starts the rocket again to return home, and when it reaches the moon, the rocket crashes on top of it. SmileBob looks out the window and realizes her mistake. All the captured supporting cast of characters, who are being stored in the cargo hold of the ship, say "SmileBob, your Pa would like a word with you." as we hear the sound of a whip as the episode ends.

 

 

8B. Squeaky Flip Flops

 

For his daughter Negi's birthday, Old Man Krabs selfishly gives her a pair of flip flops that only cost $2. After Negi doesn't accept the gift because she wanted flipper slippers, Old Man Krabs tries to hand them off to SmileBob by telling her that the flip flops are special, and only worn by the best official fry cooks in the world. SmileBob, excited, exchanges her paycheck for them, and starts wearing them all day and night. The squeak annoys Clapward so much that he goes on a vacation cruise to the Bahamas, and Old Man Krabs has to fill in for him.

 

 

After a sleepless night because of a squeaking window and Momo harassment, Old Man Krabs can't stand the squeak of SmileBob's flip flops anymore.  After showing what the world’s greatest fry cook can do with her flip flops, Old Man Krabs decides that something must be done. At his wit's end, he steals the flip flops and buries them underneath the Lazy Dog. However, SmileBob comes in the next day crying because she couldn't find the flip flops. Old Man Krabs feels guilty and starts going crazy, believing that he hears nothing but the constant squeaking of the flip flops (all text he sees is even replaced by the word "squeak"). Finally, he snaps and confesses that he stole the flip flops and hid them under the floor. He unburies the flip flops, shrinks them and eats them in a bout of insanity. He thinks he finally has peace and quiet and goes on vacation with Negi and her new flipper slippers, until he hiccups, making the flip flops inside his body squeak.

[Cha]

Finally a OMK episode, woot.

[Sauce Mama]

HAHA I read all the latest ones and they were masterpieces! I think my favorite one so far has to be Hot Male Celebrity Jam. xDDD

[Old Man Jenkins]

I deserve a spinny for that powerful performance. Great stuff, Mr. Clapward, great stuff!

[So Sejima]

Am I the Flats of this world now?

[Clappy]

Am I the Flats of this world now?

Are you going to kick my butt?

[So Sejima]

Are you going to kick my butt?

no. I'd have to do it to SmileBob and be Charicks community college buddy.

[Old Man Jenkins]

I can imagine Trophy brushing his teet.

[So Sejima]

I can imagine Trophy brushing his teet.

why? there's not a scene with flats brushing his teet.

[Clappy]

You guys are long overdue some sort of writing from me. My work schedule has been heptic and I apologize for all the delays with my writings lately.


9A. Supernatural Sauce

At work, SmileBob daydreams of living with the Winchester Brothers. Hunting demons, ghosts, monsters, and other Supernatural creatures with two hunky guys. She accidentally starts a fire at the Lazy Dog, and a fireman runs in and turns on the hose. SmileBob is in the way, thus fills up with water and falls on the fire, putting it out. Old Man Krabs asks SmileBob why she was not concentrating, and SmileBob explains that she wishes to live in the television universe of Supernatural. She moves to scenic nowhere, and gives Charick mayonnaise, old phone books, and her special chickflicking DVD, "The Proposal".

She even takes off her eyelashes. SmileBob tries to fit in with the Winchester Brothers, but just can't get the hang of it. Meanwhile, Charick and Mandy have a set-up picnic to try to trick SmileBob into coming back. They eat Baja Burgers, as an attempt to bribe SmileBob, but she resists. A crazed and heartbroken Chrick then tries to catch her with The Proposal while chickflicking, but fails when SmileBob jumps into Dean’s 1967 Chevrolet Impala, where she takes to being starstruck inside. Upon the Winchester's return, SmileBob greets them in a friendly manner, but is then repeatedly shot at (but missed) with The Colt and chased into a cave by them since they think she is possessed by a ghost. Disheartened, but not giving up yet, SmileBob tries to sleep in the cave, using a fern as a blanket, but ultimately ends up getting chased out by a clown.

Spoiler

Finally deciding that being in the Supernatural universe isn't as good as she thought, SmileBob returns to Los Angeles and, after seeing Mandy's Chemist Lab and the Lazy Dog, realizes her mistake; she had a great life and friends, and gave it all up. Upon her return to her casa, she is greeted with a massive "Welcome Home" party, the others apparently having been expecting her. All is forgiven, SmileBob puts her eyelashes back on (as a favour to Clapward), and everyone group-hugs. However, Smile’s Pa isn’t taking any of this without some punishment going down. SmileBob then gets her iPod taken away and is told to watch educational television instead of science fiction mumbo jumbo that could rot her brain. The Smile family proceeds to watch Downtown Abbey.

[Sauce Mama]

Once again, you have outdone yourself. You get an A+