SmileBob SaucePants

[MMM]

I died at "I DEFY YOUR BARTMAN".

[Cha]

Hehe Bartman and globe on stick. You Clappy have split my sides. And 15B shall be done tomorrow.... or tonight.

[Cha]

15B: Sauces

SmileBob is once again sleeping under her mattress and dreams about raining Lazy Dog burgers. She loves the way they make her feel, she loves it, she loves it so much that she starts to feast upon MoMo in real life thinking he's a burger. This causes him to groan and wake her up. SmileBob decided she must be hungry and goes downstairs to make a spaghetti taco. But when she puts the cold pasta in it's shell she falls asleep. Secretly, a revengeful black and white devil opens up the fridge, causing SmileBob's whole home to be frozen the next morning. When SmileBob wakes up, she not only gets a whippin' from her Pa but she has the Sauces. This disease makes her sneeze out sauce all over at random. SmileBob isn't willing to miss a day at the Lazy Dog though and says she's not sick. Webby tries to tell her she's in

but she doesn't listen and goes to work anyways.

At work, she can't hide her sickness. Old Man Krabs notices this and tells her she's paler than a baby steelhorse and after she sauces all over the food, he tells her to go home and get bedrest. At home SmileBob's Pa and Jake are too busy still unfreezing the house from the fridge. So SmileBob asks Mandy if she can take her to the doctor and to which Mandy replies she can be there faster then a teenage secret agent named Clover on a school day. When SmileBob gets ready to go, Charick shows up at her house. SmileBob explains to her that she's sick and Charick tells her that going to the doctor is painful and has icy cold stethoscopes. This scares SmileBob into not going and asks Charick to help her get better. Doctor Charick accepts and does various things to help her like putting corks in her nose holes so she doesn't sneeze (causing her to swell up like a balloon), putting a Nutella filled sandwich on her foot, Webby bouncing on her belly and painfully ripping on and off her eyelashes to put a band aid on her eyelids, with a snickering panda's help of course. All to make her better before Mandy tries to take her to a real doctor faster than a teenage secret agent named Clover on a school day. Mandy finally arrives when Charick is using an instrument from her dungeon to heal Sauce. Charick quickly hides swelled up SmileBob behind her dungeon house. Mandy asks her where's SmileBob, to which Charick makes a fake phone call to SmileBob and ends up with this iPhone answering. http://www.keek.com/!8A7Zcab

Mandy then notices Charick has two dungeons one being actually a disguised as SmileBob herself. Charick tells Mandy it's her mobile dungeon, and then SmileBob's disguise comes off, revealing SmileBob in her swelled up glory. While Mandy and Charick argue about SmileBob going to a real doctor, SmileBob's still wet eyelash glue from Charick's treatments earlier makes her slide down to the Lazy Dog. Right when she's about to crash into the Lazy Dog and Old Man Krabs she stops before she hits it. But, because of all the pressure in her nose, the corks fly out and she sauces all over the restaurant. The scene cuts to SmileBob at a real hospital with Mandy and Charick by her side. Dr. Box Gilliam comes out and reassures her there's nothing to be afraid of. He tells her that she gets the Sauce treatment. DyHans the realistic Lady Gaga hand grabs her and gives her a MANicure. This calms her levels of sauce in her body, and makes her all better. And for being a good patient, DyHans even gives her a Applause. Charick sees this and wants a Applause too, so she opens a bottle of hot sauce and pretends to have the Sauces.Dr. Box Gilliam clearly knows she's faking it, and gives her a "special treatment" just for her. DyHans just gives her a Pokerface, followed by cactus thorns in her so she can save the town. Charick doesn't think this is right, as the scene ends.

[Sauce Mama]

You two are wonderful at this. These made my night xD

[Clappy]

16B. How I Met Your Momo

 

Now I know what you are all thinking.  How exactly did SmileBob come across such a seemingly harmless stuffed panda?  Well children, it’s time to tell the story of How I Met Your Momo.

 

Clapward was too busy reviewing bad movies all day when he realized that his Chinese takeout from Panda Express came.  Unfortunately, he got a stuffed panda instead of Panda Express, when Clapward suddenly realized that Panda Express doesn’t do deliveries.  So he just throws the panda on SmileBob's lawn.

 

When SmileBob discovers it, she asks Clapward if she can keep it. Clapward, who spots the panda as a worthless and useless pile of junk, says yes. SmileBob asks him several more times to make sure that he doesn't want it, and Clapward assures her that he has no use for the panda, and sarcastically makes her promise to never give it back.

 

SmileBob uses her imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the panda that she names Momo, and Clapward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. However, SmileBob refuses to give it back, as she promised not to. Clapward desperately begs SmileBob for the panda, and is not successful until he agrees to trade everything he owns, including his house and shirt. However, Clapward does not have fun with the panda, and realizes that it is indeed completely worthless.  Old Man Krabs then comes along, takes the panda from Clapward, and throws away his gum in it. Clapward, who has now given up everything he owns for nothing and is standing there naked, asks "Anyone have any sunscreen?"

 

Momo then diabolically laughs at Clapward as he has nothing while he crawls back to SmileBob.  SmileBob then notices the gum stuck on Momo’s fur, removes it, and takes Momo back with open arms.  Smiles Pa then tells Smiley to give Clapward all his stuff back or he’ll whip her in her hindquarters.  So SmileBob returns everything Clapward has.  Even his shirt.  But Momo thinks that this is not good enough punishment for Clapward.  He swears eternal vengeance onto Clapward and also Old Man Krabs for using him as a gum wrapper.  But of course, he can’t deceit SmileBob so he must come off as seemingly harmless since SmileBob won the superlative for least likely to know what the word seemingly harmless is.

 

[MMM]

Another great episode

[Clappy]

17A. RAH!

 

At the Lazy Dog, it is a very slow day with no customers. Old Man Krabs hears SmileBob shouts "HAHAH OH MAN!" Upon hearing this, he jumps over to SmileBob to see what all the hubbub is for himself. SmileBob explains to him that she and Charick are merely watching "Happy Wheels with NOVA", which is based on a real gamer’s vocal frustrations playing the online game Happy Wheels. Old Man Krabs sits down to watch with them, fires Charick, and enjoys himself. He instantly becomes addicted, and continues to share videos with them, watching the same ones 17 times in a row. They watch until late at night, when SmileBob gets tired and wants to go to bed. Despite Old Man Krabs attempts to persuade her to stay up and watch more, SmileBob goes home to get some sleep, much to Old Man Krabs's disappointment….lightweight.

 

The following morning, SmileBob wakes up to see that Old Man Krabs on a bicycle tandem outside her house. Old Man Krabs tells him that they are going to be real Happy Wheelers and play Real Happy Wheelers, and SmileBob and Charick eagerly join him. However, the two struggle to learn how to act like "real" Happy Wheelers, and end up injuring themselves constantly. The trio are forced to continue on segways, following instructions from the map, read by Old Man Krabs, who also tells them that they're not allowed to look at the map to the finish line. Eventually, the map tells the finish line is 10,000 paces East, and Old Man Krabs asks Charick which way is East. She looks at a compass, and points West. After walking 10,000 paces West, they realize that they have been traveling the wrong direction, and begin segway riding back while firing Charick again.

 

After going around 20,000 paces East, they are exhausted dodging things that could potentially kill them, and set up a camp to stay for the night. While trying to fall asleep, SmileBob and Charick get excited and decide to look at the map to where the finish line is. When they open it, they realize that it is actually Old Man Krabs iPad opened to YouTube taped to a piece of paper. Old Man Krabs catches them, and they beg for mercy outside. However, his anger is forgotten when they realize that they are directly on top of the "finish line" that marks the spot, and start celebrating. They find a treasure chest right in front of them, and SmileBob and Charick ask each other what they will do with their shares. Upon hearing this, Old Man Krabs says that, he being the captain of this merriment, all of the treasure belongs to him. They begin fighting over the chest, and their arguing interrupts up NOVA, who takes a break from filming his latest Let’s Play and congratulates SmileBob and Charick for saving him "a lot of time". He takes the treasure, but gives them two autographed selfies of UberHaxorNova.

 

 

Old Man Krabs asks for a reward, but only receives a selfie of YouTube Let’s Play(er) Markiplier:

 

 

Which NOVA explains is "based on a real YouTube Let’s Play!" as he disappears, shouting “WHAT THE FUCK”. Charick then points out that Old Man Krabs is getting sweaty again.

 

 

17B. Orange County

 

SmileBob and Charick board a bus to get home from Magic Mountain. They accidentally board the wrong bus, which then takes them to a 90 degree cliff. The cliff leads to a sort of apocalyptic zone called Orange County, inhabited by multiple strange hoodlums. Charick gets on the bus to go home but accidentally leaves SmileBob behind. After several unsuccessful attempts to get on the bus, which ironically came at the expense of her losing her precious Hubert’s Half and Half from a vending machine, she decides that she has had enough with waiting.  After getting to the front of the bus station, she is number one in line and nothing will stop her except for the long line she cut in front of.  She then heads to the back of the line as she is number 2219.  2218 customers later, she finally gets to ask when the next bus leaves, which the vendor tells her that the last bus leaves in five seconds for the night and it is already gone.  Now she's stuck there until morning.  She gets scared by a raspberry sound coming from nowhere, and she dashes back to the cliff. The raspberry sound's maker reveals himself to be a friendly-looking Jonas Brother, who has SmileBob's balloon from Magic Mountain. The Jonas blows up the balloon, ties it to SmileBob's wrist, and allows the both of them to float up the cliff and back to Santa Clara. The episode ends with Charick on her way back to Orange County thinking SmileBob is still there and SmileBob waking up from her wet dream of riding a balloon holding onto Nick Jonas.

 

[MMM]

IT'S BACK

[Sauce Mama]

Freaking loved the Nova one lol. There are two problems with your theory hahaha: Orange County ain't that bad of a place, and I don't live in Santa Clara xD that's in NoCal. Still, wonderful eps and THANK YOU for Nick Jonas

[Clappy]

18a. Texas A&M

 

SmileBob, Charick and Mandy are playing in the sand down in Malibu. Mandy makes some sand in the shape of the Texas A&M logo, which is soon destroyed by high tide. She walks off sadly, while SmileBob tries to cheer her up and offers to play pool with her, but Mandy explains that she's just feeling a little homesick. SmileBob and Charick then blindfold her and take her to her chemist lab, which only adds to Mandy's depression. She begins crying and runs off.

 

Both SmileBob and Charick are confused, until they hear Mandy singing a song from on top of her treedome about how she misses Texas A&M by singing about all the things she loves about it like:

 

Heisman winner and soon to be high draft pick in the 2014 NFL draft Johnny Manziel:

 

 

…and that’s it.

 

They decide to cheer up Mandy by throwing a Texas A&M themed party for her at the Lazy Dog. They go to Mandy's house to ask her to come to the Lazy Dog with them, but she tells them that she is leaving Los Angeles to go back to Texas. SmileBob is shocked by this, and tries to convince her to go to the Lazy Dog, but fails. Mandy gets into a bus out of Los Angeles and leaves. Charick says, "What's so great about dumb ol' Texas A&M?".

 

Suddenly, the bus comes back and Mandy returns, offended by Charick's remark for taking the name of Johnny Manziel in vein. Charick then asks if she can say that people who graduated from Texas A&M are dumb, which angers her even further. This gives SmileBob an idea to lure Mandy to the Lazy Dog by shaking her butt in Mandy’s face.

 

 

She and Charick continue insulting Texas, and Mandy begins chasing them. They intend to lead Mandy to her surprise party at the Lazy Dog. Charick continuously insults shoes, plants, and professors from Texas A&M, thinking Mandy is too Texas A&M slow to catch up to them, only to soon realize that she is catching up to them.

 

Mandy lassos Charick and pulls her away, and a nuclear explosion is shown in the background as she disappears. SmileBob, still hoping to reach the Lazy Dog, begins screaming as she runs as fast as she can. Mandy's lasso reaches SmileBob the instant she reaches the door of the Lazy Dog, and she attempts to pull him to her as he holds the door with one hand. Eventually, this causes the front of the building to be torn off, revealing the party inside. Mandy realizes how much her SBC friends care about her, and that this has become her true home, and decides to stay. The crowd cheers at this except for Clapward who has the same scowl he always has, and Charick says "Yeah, who needs dumb old Johnny Football?" Mandy gets angry once again, and Charick asks "Should I start running now?" as the episode ends with Johnny Manziel crashing the party making an ass of himself.

 

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SCOOBY DOOBY DOUCHEBAG

 

 

 

18b. Walking Across Abbey Road

 

At Point Dume, Jelatin arrives to turn the beach into the future site of the "In-N-Out Burger", and demands everyone to leave the beach.  However, due to her tiny size and Dominican voice even her bulldozer is slow, no one listens to her.  She concludes that she needs someone big to help clear the sea creatures of the beach for her, and encounters Paul McCartney which causes her to squeal and emoji out.  Jelatin decides to trick Paulie into being "assertive" in order to get the things that she wants. At first this doesn't work, as Paul McCartney is naturally naïve at his old age. Jelatin decides to give up and ties Paul McCartney’s shoes in a knot so she can assert her plans in motion without being distracted by her dream man.

 

So she encounters SmileBob promising help her to be more assertive. Jelatin gives SmileBob this chance and SmileBob accepts after Jelatin reminds her of all the times Clapward and Old Man Krabs make fun of her for her eyelashes at work.  This time Jelatin is successful in teaching someone how to be mean as SmileBob finally cracks about eyelash skepticism. After a series of cruel and rude actions by SmileBob, such as  brushing sand into everyone’s face so she can tan her haole skin, stealing everyone's gnocchi, and popping a walrus’s volleyball:

 

 

Everyone leaves the beach because of SmileBob’s bully behavior.  Now remember kids.  Be A Star and Don’t Be a SmileBob.

 

 

Jelatin then reveals to SmileBob her true intentions, making her very upset since SmileBob realizes she has been used for land development. SmileBob defeats Jelatin by becoming "aggressively nice" performing kind actions that attract the people back to the beach as The Beatles perform a montage number:

 

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All this as SmileBob performs friendly actions like dusting off a little girl’s ice cream with her falsies eyelashes.  Jelatin leaves the beach, disgusted by the overwhelming amounts of kindness as The Beatles take the SmileBob crew to Abbey Road in celebration of the foiling of Jelatin’s plans.

 

[Cha]

The thought of Jelly being the size of Plankton and using her accent angrily as a little speck made me crack up. Good ol' Paul.

[Sauce Mama]

Oh man I have to admit, that Paul Heyman part was hilarious. Great job Clappy!

[Cha]

Cuz I like to do me B's first...

19b - Termineptune's Pencil

One day SmileBob and Charick go to the annual LA's Art Show since they both love to draw. They are in awe to see the pieces of the Photoshoppin' and stuff, Puff Nugget's art and a couple photography threads. SmileBob and Charick then go over to a huge, golden pencil box labeled Terminoob's special pencil. Charick reads a plaque that said many have tried to take out the in unsharpened pencil from the pencil box and put it in the Sacred Silver Sharpener. Excited, SmileBob asks Charick to take a picture of her with Charick's orange iPhone. JCM (in a cameo) asks if they have a pencil on them for his art gallery where he sketches out all the members there (while the Grim Reaper plays unfitting music). Charick thinks about this for a few seconds as SmileBob miraculously takes the pencil out of it's box and sharpens it in the Sacred Silver Sharpener to lend to JCM. Charick takes a quick picture before JCM runs off in fear. A great smoke around the area appears and the ruler of the SmileBob universe, the great giant bearded head, Termineptune comes maniacally yet sarcastically laughing from it.



He asks who sharpened the pencil as SmileBob meekly steps up to
the plate and seeing this he laughs again. Termineptune tells Sauce she's just a little girl and thus couldn't pick it up. He looks over for the real royal pencil sharpener and picks multiple people who all say that it was SmileBob who sharpens his pencil. Still not believing, Termineptune goes up to Crushing to do beard selfies with him and Termineptune is convinced this is the guy. Crushing tells him he doesn't draw much and that it was indeed SmileBob. Charick shows Termineptune the picture she took of SmileBob sharpening it.Termineptune comes up with absurd propositions against why SmileBob can't be the royal pencil sharpener. When Charick calls him an absurd proposition, he shoots back with his famous "wow you're cool" line which from it's level of verbal abuse, stuns Charick's light natured heart and makes her pass out. SmileBob calls Termineptune a big bearded head liar. He then challenges SmileBob to multiple drawing contests. Charick wakes up and tells him that SmileBob can do many more challenges because she's that great. He gives a sarcastic thumbs up



and this stuns Charick once again.

Termineptune tempts SmileBob with but ONE challenge. SmileBob accepts it but only if he can wake up Charick. Termineptune wakes her up by showing her a picture from her stud muffin collection. Now if SmileBob wins, she can study at his art college and become a co-creator to him once he makes his own cartoon. But if she looses, she can never draw again. He then transports them to an arena in his art college. Elastic Man is the referee and tells them he wants a good, clean fight but doesn't disapprove if they want to get dirty in the process. He tells them to shake. Before SmileBob can ask how he'll shake with no hands, he grows out arms and legs much to everyone's but Elastic Man's disgust.



Old Man Krabs comes up to the ring with confidence she can win. Of course though, he bets all his money on Termi's art skills. Then Charick pulls a "life's like a box of chacolates" line to nervous SmileBob before the match begins. SmileBob and Termineptune both start off with empty canvases and tons of paper. Termineptune draws with great force, using all his knowledge and artistic tools he's had over the years. He comes up with pages and pages of work before finishing. SmileBob just uses one little pink pencil and delicately draws a cute little doodle of her pet Momo.

They both share their work with the art professors. At first they admire Termineptune's work, but realize he did it all without heart. Now SmileBob shows her picture and yet simple as it was, the professors admire how much love she put into it. Outraged Termineptune looks at the drawing for himself. At first he doesn't see anything but a doodle, but then he sees all the swelling emotion and heart of her piece. Termineptune overwhelmed with pure of heart and anger explodes. 0:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVpuVINnTqk

All his head juice goes everywhere and once again everyone but Elastic Man is disgusted. SmileBob realizes now she doesn't have to be forced to work on a cartoon show and merrily goes home with her friends. Disregarding the fact she made someone explode into a million pieces.

[Sauce Mama]

HAHAHA I love how you used GBF for termi's character. xD Great ep, Cha!

[Cha]

19a - Royal Fools in April

The episode starts in SmileBob's pink room as she wakes up to tell Webby that they're moving out because her pa and her were in a bad argument. Webby meows back saying what's new? SmileBob tells her thespian that when they move, they won't be able to bring all his 13: The Musical scene scripts. This causes him to cry but SmileBob tells him it's just April Fools day. She then gets out of bed, makes bobba drinks for an EXTREME THRIST and- aw who cares about that? Today was really about Charick's favorite day of the year and she took blissfully enjoyed every practical joke she could cram into it. Except for SmileBob's pa freaking out about all those bobba drinks, now that was an actual problem.

For Clapward he didn't know it was the prankest day of the year and would shortly find out. He he was about to leave to work when SmileBob told him to go to his closet for a handsome surprise. Not being able to resist anything handsome, Clapward opened and read a note that was on the floor.

Clapward: One custard pie? LEMME HAVE IT

*SmileBob inside the closet splats the pie right in his big nose.*

He angrily slams the closet door as she chuckles. He picked up a phone and called up Old Man Krabs on his iPad. When Clapward tried to explain why he couldn't come into work today, a sudden sound of jingling bells could be heard and a voice laughing. Clapward freaked out as he was stuffed into a black bag, thrown in a trunk and driven off. When he finally got out, he found himself in Old Man Krabs' office. He turned around and was shocked to see the old man himself and Charick in foolish costume from back in her medieval days, crossed arms and smirked. They explained to Clapward that this year, SmileBob won't be fooling anyone. Instead they were going to play a such good prank on her that she'll be serving up frowns for the rest of the day. Before Clapward could ask why they didn't just tell him straight forward instead of bagging and kidnapping him, Old Man Krabs was yelling at him to get back to work. A few hours later and SmileBob is doing all sorts of pranks on the customers of the Lazy Dog. Like telling them spoons are forks, drawing smiles on her already smiley self, not adding enough ice cubes and playing with her tongue. This drives Clapward up another wall so he goes to Krabs' office to ask when the prank will be played. Charick tells Clapward to tell SmileBob outside that some juicy information on her favorite shipping are inside his office. And Charick tells him that OMK and her will do the rest.

So Clapward excitedly does just that and eagerly stands in the office to see what ultimate prank lies ahead for poor ol' SmileBob. SmileBob asks where the Spandy is at. Charick and OMK reply with this.

SmileBob is a little upset but commends them for a good joke. They all have a good laugh about it, but Clappy is outraged. He cannot believe he partook on such a lame April Fools trick. So during his lunch break, he storms out of the Lazy Dog and goes home to his handsome tiki head. Clapward starts scribbling on paper on his desk. After a couple minutes, he puts down his pencil and inhales the lemon scented aroma of his well thought out and organized list of a prank. Clapward hugs the paper and starts evilly laughing. (Yes the video is needed for this. )

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3uwtePJ08

Back at the Lazy Dog, Clapward is setting up a chain of events that will devour SmileBob's soul soon enough. Clapward squirts some mustard in between a rope and asks SmileBob to clean it. When she's on her knees picking it up, Clapward gets a pair of scissors and cuts the rope. This causes an anchor tied to it to fall and the rope to get caught into SmileBob's leg, dragging her around as it unties. Clapward laughs hard as the rope throws her into flour, making her extra haole. The rope whacks her into a hard wall as the customers watching are in shock. It then smacks her right into the table of Baja burgers eating Joe Jonas, Sam and Dean from Supernatual and Zac Efron who will now have nothing to do with her. The rope then smacks her up against the ceiling and causes her to fall. Clapward tells SmileBob he'll catch her, but instead he rips off her eyelashes as she's falling and puts a garbage can for her to land in.

Clapward: APRIL FOOLS YOU LITTLE FALSIE!

Nude eyed for one of the first times, Sauce runs out of the Lazy Dog hysterically crying. Clapward says he was only kidding but the customers find disgust in his actions. The customers leave too as he begins to see the errors of his ways. Old Man Krabs and Charick come out of the office after having a S(lums)BU conservation and see the mess.

Charick: Dude... *walks off*

Old Man Krabs: Hey Clappy Bob, can't you seen what you've done? Well besides running off all me customers... I'm going to kick your papakole!

Mama Ayaward: BOO YOU STINK!

Clapward realizes he needs to apologize to SmileBob, but finds trouble doing so because he feels so bad about it. At SmileBob's house, he knocks on her door but gets no answer. Clapward looks over to see her digging in her backyard. So he goes over to apologize but up close he sees it's really Jake. Cause they're twins and all. Jake tells him that she's impressed and that he really made her cry. He walks over again to the door and threatens to use his trumpet if she doesn't answer the door. So she comes out with a fresh pair of falsies but still sniffling. He tries to apologize but just can't say it until he puts his head in a bubble. SmileBob couldn't hear it but Clapward feels his conscience is clear. A bunch of his thoughts including Mama Ayaward telling him he stinks and so from guilt he goes back. Clapward finally apologizes and he begs her not to tell anybody that he poured his heart out. The tables turn though when she pulls an April Fools and shows that all their friends were inside her home and heard everything. But that's not where it stops. No, Charick inside the home tells Clapward that SmileBob was in on both the Spandy and Clapward's pranks. Charick had set the whole thing up and got everyone included, even Zac Efron and the hot guy gang. SmileBob knew all along that Clapward would find Charick and Old Man Krab's prank so dull that he would pull a bigger prank and eventually end up apologizing. For you see, nobody out pranks the royal fool. Clapward twitches and crazed, goes to his home. SmileBob then asks everyone what would they do without their Clapward. Old Man Krabs then tells her to admit that her eyelashes are fake because they were ripped off in front of everyone. But SmileBob denies it saying that was just another April Fools joke and that she actually does have real lashes that were painted nude color to look transparent. OMk asks if we can see these so called real lashes but SmileBob just cranks up some music for an April Fools day party. Topsy Turvy plays into the fading background as the episode ends.

[Clappy]

Season finale time!

 

20A. Cruiseday

 

Old Man Krabs rushes to the Lazy Dog shouting like a maniac, telling of the grand re-opening of the local mall. SmileBob is confused, and Old Man Krabs tells her that she has to be careful when near a mall, or she will end up going there every Tuesday to watch movies, try on new clothes, eat mall food, and just go to every store imaginable.  It’s what he calls: “Cruiseday”.  Charick shows up, saying that the carnival has come to town and insisting that SmileBob come with her but SmileBob is yet to know Charick is referring to. She agrees, assuming that she's not quitting work but just taking a break.

 

The two friends went to the carnival, but much to SmileBob's horror, the "carnival" is really the site of the mall that Old Man Krabs warned everyone about. Charick deliberately walks into the mall. SmileBob panics, wails, and cries, until she sees Charick again, who explains that she only walked into the mall and it's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading, fluffy pillows of excitement and comfort as you've never felt before.  SmileBob complimented on how beautiful that was.  Charick reveals that she was just reading a wrapper that was on the mall floor.  SmileBob notices that the wrapper is from Cinnabon so she is sold right away. They both decided to play Cruiseday together.

 

Meanwhile, at the Lazy Dog, Clapward wasn't making the Baja Burgers, and Old Man Krabs asked him what happened. He said that SmileBob took a break and he wasn't back yet. Old Man Krabs thought Clapward was playing around with him because no one has taken a break at the Lazy Dog since the Nutella Famine of ‘99, and he asks Clapward to repeat what he said. After hearing this the second time, Old Man Krabs runs over to the mall and runs to SmileBob and Charick to catch them, with Clapward being mauled by an angry mob. He misses the first time as they walk into a Charlotte Russe, but once SmileBob and Charick come out with bags of clothes; Old Man Krabs catches them, and makes them promise to never go near the mall on a Cruiseday again. However, the next week, Charick persuades SmileBob to play "Cruiseday" again. SmileBob denies the request, but she goes to the mall anyway. SmileBob was walking to the Lazy Dog, but when she gets near a Hollister she first looks very sneaky and almost touches the store, but then realizes she is doing the wrong thing and walks away like nothing happened. However, SmileBob comes back and plays in the Hollister like she works there, and then...

 

SmileBob gets her credit card rejected, and, terrified, runs to the Lazy Dog for help. Old Man Krabs tells SmileBob that the only way to get off the Cruiseday hook is to take off her lashes right in front of Clapward, Old Man Krabs, and their new friends Mappy and Plenkins.  SmileBob doesn't want to take off her lashes, and Old Man Krabs told him he will find another fry cook. SmileBob cries and pulls on The Lazy Dog sign, but the sign flings her into the door.  Mappy and Plenkins laugh at SmileBob whose lashes are glued stuck onto the door as they came off. She screams and runs out of the Lazy Dog into hier house. SmileBob was never seen ever since the siege of the Lazy Dog.

 

However, it is then revealed the credit card was all planned by Clapward who tricked SmileBob and got her to reveal the validity of her eyelashes. Old Man Krabs congratulates him and Clapward tells him about the reason. Both Clapward and Old Man Krabs laugh as SmileBob runs nude eyed home. The episode ends with Charick, trapped in her dungeon and grounded asking if anyone knows when The Frollo Show will air again.

 

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20B. Elastic Man and Sex Boy II: Electric Boogaloo

 

SmileBob is watching her favorite show, The Adventures of Elastic Man and Sex Boy.  In this installment, Elastic Man and Sex Boy are watching Leprechaun In The Hood in the Shady Swoles basement as Sex talks about how Ice-T’s rap music while Elastic just appreciates Warwick Davis calling him one of the best character actors of this generation.

 

 

 

As SmileBob is watching in amusement, they head to commercial break where Realistic Steelhead announces that he is about to announce the winner of this week’s competition.  SmileBob is excited since she has entered this week’s competition, and is listening eagerly to see if she's won the mystery prize.  Realistic Steelhead declares the winner as "MooseBoob SausPen", for her life-sized Baja Burger mannequins of Elastic Man and Sex Boy. SmileBob calls out that MooseBoob SausPen stole her idea, before Realistic Steelhead announces that he has made a "slight" error in pronunciation, and that the real winner is indeed SmileBob SaucePants.

 

Within seconds, SmileBob's prize is delivered to her. SmileBob has won the "Troma signal", which is a signal in the sky that makes Elastic Man and Sex Boy tingle whenever it gets turned on and makes them spring into action.  The sky signal looks like this:

 

 

SmileBob turns it on, and Elastic Man and Sex Boy senses tingle from Shady Swoles, and spring into action. When they arrive at SmileBob's house, they at first think that she has been disfigured like the face from the Troma films before recognizing it’s just that ask thread girl again.  She explains to them that she won the Troma Signal in a contest, and that there is no danger. They then explain to her the importance of the Troma signal, and tell her that she must only use it for major emergencies like if she finds some disturbing, yet amusing shit to watch on Netflix.

 

Later on, Elastic Man and Sex Boy senses tingle once again, and rush to SmileBob's house, where she appears to be dead on the floor after watching Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist.

 

 

However, she then reveals that she simply is having trouble understanding the plot of this movie. Sex Boy is angered by this, but Elastic Man reminds him that Netflix emergencies don't come around as often as they used to, and he tells SmileBob that she can turn on the Troma signal "every once in a while."

 

But of course, SmileBob abuses this privilege, constantly calling Elastic Man and Sex Boy to watch calm and tame movies on Netflix that constantly make Elastic and Sex bitch and moan about how mainstream these movies are and that they aren’t gory or disturbing enough. Eventually, the two heroes are exhausted of the shitty movies, and Sex Boy attempts to destroy the Troma signal with his erotica vision, but cannot bring himself to do so.

 

SmileBob apologizes and explains that she just wanted to spend time with them. As a result, they let SmileBob join them on their daily patrol, with SmileBob dressed as superhero: Dirty Girl. They do various activities, such as keeping lookout on IMDB for more B-movie brilliant flicks that no one has ever heard of.  While on cinema patrol for Kevin Smith flicks at a local FYE, Elastic Man and Sex Boy see a man, who was once The Atomic AssCS, playing with shitty flight simulators. They have nostalgic memories of yesteryear when SmileBob attacks AssCS for harassing her friend Clapward, not understanding that he is no longer worth anybody’s time.  Angered by this, the Atomic AssCS splits in multiple personalities and all of them threaten to tag Sex Boy with outdated Adolf Hitler YouTube memes.

 

At Elastic Man and Sex Boy’s favorite gas station Sheetz eating sandwiches, Elastic Man and Sex Boy ask SmileBob to find their theme song “Institutionalized” by Suicidal Tendencies on her iPod touch and hook it up to the speakers.

 

 

As she tries to find it, they decide to "ditch" SmileBob and go watch some more Lonely Space Vixens with the retired porn stars. Outside, however, they are attacked and trapped by their arch nemesis, The Disturbing PatBack. When SmileBob finally finds the song, she comes outside to tell them, and sees their predicament as the Disturbing PatBack keeps on bitching about MoBrosStudios and why MoBros ditched SpongeBob countdowns. She asks the Disturbing PatBack for his autograph, saying that he is her favorite supervillain, and "accidentally" shuts up the Disturbing PatBack with logical explanations to all his ignorant questions saving the day and winning the appreciation from Elastic Man and Sex Boy as they start insulting PatBack to make him run away. The trio ride off in the Invisible Dommobile, singing Hawd Gankstuh Rappuhs MC's Wid Ghatz’s Landshawk as the episode ends.

 

 

 

 

And that my friends is Season 1 of SmileBob SaucePants.  Be on the lookout for not only Season 2 in the near future but the announcement of expanding the SmileBob Universe to more than just these characters, but other SBC members.

[Sauce Mama]

I lold at MooseBoob SausPen. Great end to the season, Cha and Claps!

[Cha]

Welcome season 2 of SmileBob! *cheers*

21A - Your Toaster Oven's Burnt

Based off of this little story from Sauce

http://www.thesbcommunity.com/forums/index.php?/topic/6088-ha-youll-never-guess-what-i-just-did/?hl=quesadilla

One day SmileBob is watching one of her favorite shows, The Bachelor when all of a sudden a smoking, hot tub kissing scene comes on. She watches it closely until her Pa comes in and she quickly flips the channel to crazy pants wearing John Daly playing golf. Before Pa can get on her case on why she was so jumpy, Charick comes into their house. She tells SmileBob her new toaster oven and pulls out the best looking nacho dish ever made from it.

SmileBob asks if she can make other things in it sometime too. Charick confesses that her dad helped her and really she doesn't know how to use a toaster oven properly. So SmileBob being the good friend she is offers to help her. At Charick's dungeon, SmileBob grabs quesadilla from ye ole fridge and puts it in Charick's toaster oven. When SmileBob's talking about the importance of safety in the kitchen, her Pa bangs at the dungeon door demanding for an explanation on what she was watching earlier. SmileBob tells Charick to just leave the oven cooking and don't touch it as SmileBob talks to him at their house. Obeying orders, Charick doesn't move an inch. After a long debate, Pa is about to pull out his whip on poor Smiley. But before he can, Smile's brother Jake tells them something's smoking at Charick's dungeon.

SmileBob rushes to see what happened and upset Charick is pulling out the burnt quesadilla from the oven. Charick is now doubting SmileBob's skill using the toaster oven. SmileBob distracts her by telling Charick she's going to be late for her Frollo commentaries with Mama Ayaward. Charick hustles to the door as SmileBob can't believe she didn't set the oven's timer right for the quesadilla. That and she nearly burnt down her best friend's home. She ponders this as she gets a good nice sleep and whipping for earlier's actions that night.

In the morning she wants to make her Poptarts in the toaster oven, but is hesitate. So she skips breakfast. As she's walking to work, her stomach growls intensely, causing her to fall and double in pain. So she walks and falls and walks and falls until she reaches the Lazy Dog. Inside the restaurant, she notices that Charick is sitting at a table. Charick hears the loud sound of her stomach and asks if she's been dieting. SmileBob tells her that she has to look her sauceyness as she quickly walks to the kitchen.

She makes her way to the stove and tells herself if she can stand in that one spot, she'll be okay. The stove, however isn't working at all today. She has one option now and that is using their toaster oven. SmileBob tries to cook the burgers right, but alas she is jinxed and her food turns out burnt again. Clapward from his little window orders her to bring the Baja burger to him. SmileBob shuffles her feet slowly to prevent Clapward from seeing the burnt patty. Clapward has had enough with her shenanigans and barks at her to get a move on. As she takes a goes forward to take a step, her stomach brings her much pains again and it causes her to fall over. The Baja burger goes flying right into Clapward's big mouth. SmileBob tries to give him more burnt patties, but falls again and more burgers go flying into his pie hole. The customers from outside the kitchen are raged from a lack of their meals. Chubby Clapward yells it's SmileBob's fault for all of this and she starts to cry. Meanwhile Old Man Krabs is taking a dump in the bathroom and is watching Nova videos on his iPad as he hears complaining customers outside. He rushes outside to tell them not to leave. They see his WWE boxer shorts and immediately leave.

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Old Man Krabs demands to know who's responsible and Clapward tells him it's SmileBob's problem. He orders her to come outside. She slowly makes her way, trying to avoid OMK from seeing the smoke on her from the oven. Once she is finally out, she tells him that she forgot how to use the toaster oven. She asks for help, but OMK says he has never used one, since frycookery usually involves a stove. In a frenzy, SmileBob goes up to random people to ask them if they know how to and they all reply that they don't. She runs outside (forgetting about work and forgetting to ask Clapward if he possibly knows how to use one seeing how well of a chef he is) to ask others like chickflick stars, random animals and even a painting of a head. She screams at the top of her lungs if anyone knows how's to cook in one until the Flying Canadian Man shows up in his ghostly way. She sheepishly asks him if he knows how to cook. The Canadian Man then shows her all sorts of national dishes from his country that he makes. When SmileBob then asks if he makes them in a toaster oven, he laughs. He hasn't used an oven in the last 5,000 years he proclaims. But sometimes he likes to have his little buddy Used Napkin make him toaster oven poptarts. She tries asking for one since she's still very hungry, but he's already gone.

SmileBob drags her famished body home as it's dark now. Webby the Snail roars at her to get her attention and drags her to the kitchen. He carefully takes out a piping hot quesadilla from it. SmileBob is shocked to know someone actually knows how to use one. Jake walks in and tells her that she could have just asked him or their Pa for help on the toaster oven. Or ya know, Clapward from earlier if she actually took the time to ask him instead of random people and painting of heads she came across. Yet it's too late because it's song time sang by our very own thespian Webby. YAY!

BA DA DA DA BUM DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAA

You wanna learn how to use an oven?

Well I'll teach you all the ways of lovin'

Sit on down and be easy as a feather

What's that? You check the weather!

You gotta take each oven button in hand.

You put it on 360 degrees and 5 mins as plan.

You press the start button and turn each side

And your in for a cheesy delight

You go, raise the temperature, put on the timer, carefully watch and make sure to flip!

Like bein' in the hot sun or babysittin' your cus, pay close to what it does!

You press the start button and turn each side

And your in for a cheesy delight

BUM DUM DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

You press the start button and turn each side

And your in for a cheesy delight

DUM DUM

[Cha]

21A - Clap's Day Off

The episode starts off with Clapward looking longingly through the Lazy Dog's glass windows on the beautiful day. He's upset that the restaurant has to be open on Sunday, where customers are scarce. And scarce they are, because one hasn't come in all day. SmileBob doesn't help brighten Clapward's mood when she constantly keeps ringing the ordering bell. He shouts at her to only ring the bell when there's a customer. SmileBob obeys the order herself, but in the shadows a sneaky panda bear out of no where gets a hold of the bell and rings it again. Clapward gets so upset now he jumps through the kitchen window and tackles SmileBob to the ground. She tries to escape his grasp and they eventually end up tussling. Meanwhile in Old Man Jenkin's office, the old timer senses that some suckers are wrasslin'. He finds the source coming from the kitchen and jumps on top of his employees to join in on the action. (I'm having a little too much fun with this aren't I?) Clapward manages up to crawl up to a shelf and grab one of the Old Man's Grand Theft Audio achievement Trophies. He is about to hit SmileBob, until OMK slams into the both of them. Old Man Krabs rips the Trophy from Clapward's sticky fingers and goes over to the sink to wash it off. But because of the damage Clapward gave it, it lastexplosions and the pieces all fall into the drain. OMK sticks his entire hand down the drain and retrieves most of the pieces. However, his hand gets stuck and asks SmileBob to grab his hawaiian shorts and heave. (Once again proving that I'm having too much fun with this.)

Old Man Krabs pulls too hard and his arms fall off sending him flying. (We'll skip all the bloody stuff for now, for the children's sake.) His body bangs against the wall and this causes all the Trophies on the upper shelf to fall onto his head. He's rushed off to the hospital and tells Clapward he's charge. Clapward tells SmileBob "let's get down to business".

Spoiler

SmileBob excitedly grabs her ancient Chinese warrior suit as Clapward grabs a stick and twirls it around a bit. He sings about making a man out of her as they prepare for the great Chinese war.

"What about the Lazy Dog?" asked SmileBob-sun

"Everything will be fine, nobody comes in on a Sunday anyways." Clapward reassured his star pupil.

So off they went with their semi racist Eddie Murphy dragon/donkey or "donkgon" and Jimmety the Lucky Cricket. On the way they pick up Charick, Jake and other Chinese troops. So they're on the trails to go see the big, scary villain guy who suffers from jaundice. On the way, they all sing about girls worth fighting for for some reason, except SmileBob who feels all awkward. They keep singing merrily until they and see the head of a panda stuff animal. Everyone again sings in excitement of the black and white devil's demise. That is until they realized the jaundice evil dude had basically ruined the whole village there. It gets 2deep for them so they leave without investigating for bodies or any of that time wasting bull. As they keep walking, they come face to face with the jaundice villain and his army. Or rather, her army. The true villain turns out to be no other than Jellatin, with her jaundice colored one eye. Seriously, she should really get that looked at. A war breaks down, Charick finds out SmileBob's a girl, friendships are broken, men/women's blood is splattered everywhere, Jellatin takes you down, the crappy comedy relief sidekicks donkgon and Jimmety squeeze in a pop culture reference or two and all that jazz. However SmileBob redeems herself by events not too important. And donkgon and Jimmety save the day obviously like in the original story obviously.

"WISH UPON THIS STAR PEASANTS"

Jimmety sticks grenade up one of the Huns' bee-hinds as it explodes in slow mode.

So uh yeah, Clapward makes SmileBob in charge of both the cash register and grill so he can jack off at home. But he tells SmileBob he has very important like advertisements to sound legit. She asks how to use the register and he quickly shows her so he can get going to relaxing. While Clapward watches reviews on his laptop at home, he starts thinking of all the bad things that could happen to the Lazy Dog because he's not there. Like SmileBob giving out too much change to customers, her sleeping on the register and her flammable eyelashes causing a fire and etc. Each time he has one of these visions, he zooms to the fast food building. SmileBob asks him every time if he has finished those advertisements. Eventually Crazy Clapward comes out of him, causing him to nail up the door of his Handsome Tiki Head so he doesn't have the urge to run back again.

Clapward tries to relax by eating a Chipotle meal, but is reminded by you know who when he sees a little smile after the words "have a good day" on the receipt. He freaks out hears the maniacal laughter of a female girl in his home. The guy anxiously and terrified searches to find the source. Then, all of a sudden SmileBob pops out of his burrito and runs towards an open window. She jumps through it. Clapward knows this is a taunt for him to follow her back to the Lazy Dog before she gets there. This would prove to insane Clapward that she wasn't working at her job and finally doing something wrong. He leans forward to tackle her through the window like earlier, but misses and falls down on the outside's sand floor. Clapward jogs to the restaurant to try to beat her there. As he runs, some chipotle sauce drops from his mouth and this causes passing by citizens to stare at him. Except fellow Chipotle enthusiastic Charick who cheers on his addiction. He also runs past the local hospital as Old Man Krabs walks out with Dr. Box Gilliam, all fixed up. The stupidity of his employee though causes his arms to fall off again and he silently goes back inside.

Clapward finally gets there and rants to SmileBob about everything. As he is talking, he realizes how messed up everything he said truly sounded. He accepts his register job back as he hugs it. SmileBob then encourages him to use Used Napkin to wipe off the grime from his lips. She also goes over to the open/closed sign to see it was on closed the entire day, meaning they really could have taken the day off. The episode ends with Clapward hitting himself with OMK's Trophies as this fitting song by one of Sauce's favorite hot guys plays.