SmileBob SaucePants

[Clappy]

Without further ado:

2A. Bring It Around Town

SmileBob walks outside to breathe in the peacefulness of the neighborhood since her Pa took Jake out sock shopping. Suddenly, she loudly begins to build a bubblestand, much to the dismay of Clapward, who thinks that blowing bubbles are childish. At the stand, SmileBob offers to teach how to blow bubbles for twenty-five cents. The noise disturbs Clapward, who demands SmileBob to be quiet. Charick comes out, comes to the stand, and asks to try it out. Charick only buzzes her lips instead of blowing, failing to blow a bubble. SmileBob offers to teach her for an extra quarter. SmileBob shows how she blows bubbles with a “special technique”. When she shows Charick she blows a bunny bubble, a froyo bubble, a volleyball bubble, and a Ferrari bubble.

Then, after all the bubbles pop, SmileBob then uses two hands to blow a bubble panda, Charick calls it a "Momo", The panda (or Momo) flies into Clapward's window and pops inside the house causing an explosion of epic proportions. Clapward is enraged so he comes out and asks how they are just making so much noise just blowing bubbles. SmileBob shows him the technique and she blows a bow bubble but Clapward angrily rejects SmileBob's bow bubble and other ideas and shoos SmileBob and Charick back into their houses in embarrassment. Clapward begins to blow a bubble out of curiosity, but SmileBob and Charick return to ask for payment because Sauce Mama has bills to pay. Clapward then has to give them 25 cents for the bubble, but only reluctantly.

Clapward then attempts to impress them with his own technique, but instead fails, with each bubble falling to the ground. While Clapward still attempts to blow a satisfactory bubble, as a result, spends more money with each bubble he blows. He spends so much that SmileBob can now buy that new iPhone she has always wanted. SmileBob and Charick try to convince Clapward to use the technique. Finally, Clapward, furiously, though without realizing it, copies their technique in an attempt to mock them. However, he blows an enormous bubble by screaming in anger. SmileBob and Charick then congratulate Clapward, saying that he is "amazing", and that his bubble was the best. Clapward thanks them sarcastically by telling them that it was all in his genes, walking back into his house. He begins to play his trumpet, with SmileBob and Charick chanting his name “Claps got genes”. However, another gigantic bubble floats and traps Clapward's house inside it, unearthing it, and sending it up in the air.

SmileBob and Charick try to warn Clapward, but Clapward thinks they're still chanting him and keeps playing, thinking he is "amazing". When he looks outside, he sees himself way way above the ground with SmileBob and Charick specks on the ground. The bubble then pops, which then shakes the ground, sending his house back to its original area, albeit with much force. SmileBob and Charick look at each other nervously and they retreat to their houses before Clapward could scold them.

Meanwhile, from the SaucePants household, the actual Momo is laughing diabolically as we see that the other bubble was his bubble instead of the original one Clapward made. Momo proceeds his cackling until SmileBob enters her room and hugs Momo as she tells him how much she loves him. All this while, Momo has an evil grin on his face.

2B. Sauced Pants

Clapward, and as a pizza delivery guy which makes Mandy laugh. Suddenly, Crushing comes and asks if they want to talk about anime, which Mandy quickly accepts, while SmileBob mopes behind them. When they arrive at the anime area, Mandy talks about Inuyasha and the crowd cheers. SmileBob tries to get them to do something else, but Crushing continues. He decides to talk about Full Metal Alchemist and the crowd cheers. Attempting to impress the crowd, SmileBob talks about Kappa Mikey but the crowd falls asleep. Mandy then talks about Deathnote and is cheered. Crushing then talks about Claymore, and once again the crowd cheers.

SmileBob is left out, and tries to get more attention by talking about The Book of Korra which she actually struggles to do. However, she accidentally spills her nachos and sauces her pants and they see a nacho cheese stain in the process, and the crowd laughs hysterically. Feeling embarrassed, SmileBob sadly leaves the anime area, as the people continue to laugh at her, until Ex compliments her for the good laugh and asks her to make him a sandwich. When Mandy agrees, SmileBob decides to use this to her advantage. She sauces her pants again while talking about animated shows, then while watching Happy Wheel videos. SmileBob and Mandy then proceed to get some froyo, where she again uses her sauced pants joke. She gets carried away and uses the joke at the snack bar and a kitchen.

While at a surfing competition (because they decide to actually swim at a beach…who woulda thought that huh?), SmileBob sauces her pants while surfing, which bores everyone. Realizing this, SmileBob fakes stomach cramps and pretends to drown. At first, the lifeguard laughs it off, thinking that SmileBob is just a cardboard box that washed up on the beach. Upon looking closer into his telescope, he screams that it is a girl, and goes to save her, which leads to a crowd gathering around him and SmileBob. SmileBob tells the lifeguard that she needs laundry detergent, because she sauced her pants. Everyone gets mad and leaves, including Mandy and Ex…who never got his sandwich.

She attempts to revive the joke by saucing her entire pants, but it fails. After she realizes that she has driven all her friends away, she asks herself if she is the biggest loser on the beach. This question is answered by the Fantastic 4, who each believe they are the biggest losers on the beach. They ask SmileBob what happened to her, and she tells her story through a song. Everyone on the beach hears her song, and understands how she feels and that she apologizes. Mandy tells SmileBob that if she wanted her to be her friend, she should have been herself. Crushing asks her to sign his copy of Ghost in the Shell, and SmileBob accepts.

[So Sejima]

EX didnt get his sandwhich Bad SmileBob. Bad SmileBob!

[Sauce Mama]

Then, after all the bubbles pop, SmileBob then uses two hands to blow a bubble panda, Charick calls it a "Momo", The panda (or Momo) flies into Clapward's window and pops inside the house causing an explosion of epic proportions.

Meanwhile, from the SaucePants household, the actual Momo is laughing diabolically as we see that the other bubble was his bubble instead of the original one Clapward made. Momo proceeds his cackling until SmileBob enters her room and hugs Momo as she tells him how much she loves him. All this while, Momo has an evil grin on his face.

THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FREAKING HARD. Well don, Claps. Well done.

[Clappy]

I was going to work on a new episode of Whodunit first, but man, was this too hard to pass up.

3A. Chickflicking

The chick flicks are swarming around SmileBob's House, where SmileBob and Charick observe them with Brother Jake through a massive telescope protruding from a window at SmileBob's house. At least Jake thinks the chicks are hot. They slide down ropes, causing them rope burn, and put their tissues and buckets of popcorn together, and SmileBob puts on her glasses. They prepare for chickflicking like pros, but Smile’s Pa takes Jake away and says that he needs to be involved in more manly activities like golfing as he takes him away to Malibu Golf Club. SmileBob and Charick then meet Clapward and ask him if he wants to join them. He says that he can't go with them because he's busy and goes bicycling instead. SmileBob asks Clapward if he can join them next time. Clapward sarcastically says yes and goes off. Unfortunately, while he is bicycling, he has an accident involving Clapward bicycling to his doom, causing a massive explosion, and is ultimately left wheelchair bound. Momo watches this and laughs diabolically because of the plot twist that he caused. But SmileBob is too distracted by his cuteness to think that he is the reason behind all the chaos.

After hugging Momo, SmileBob and Charick decide that what Clapward needs is a "Best Day Ever". It begins at Clapward's house where Charick offers Clapward some soup. Unbeknownst to the fact that even Clapward’s mouth is covered in bandages, Charick blows the hot soup onto Clapward's bandaged face several times before SmileBob says that soup isn't a good idea. SmileBob then suggests that some music would be good, and gets one of her No Doubt karaoke cds. She sings a bad note before realizing that her lips are too dry, and goes through several disgusting motions of trying to wet her lips. Charick soon violently rips the microphone away from SmileBob, declaring music not to be a good thing for Clapward either.

SmileBob and Charick then declare that a chickflicking expedition would be in order for the "Best Day Ever". When they arrive at OMK’s Cruiseday Cinemas, SmileBob tells Charick to give a ticket to Clapward, while she finds "a good specimine". Charick explains that Clapward must, "firmly grasp the ticket in your hand", but when Charick fails to put a ticket in Clapward's cast covered hand she stabs the ticket through Clapward's palm, much to his chagrin and pain.

He is not into it at first, but when a bad Nicholas Sparks movie stings him, he goes after it for revenge. He manages to catch The Lucky One, and bangs his ticket triumphantly against his cast, but in doing so angers the queen Nicholas Sparks chick flick, The Notebook. The Notebook chases after him, attacking him with an extremely massive sting. The next day, SmileBob and Charick meet outside Clapward's house, and attempt to give a now life-support-bound Clapward the chick flick that he caught the previous day. SmileBob wonders if Clapward is still mad, and Clapward, who is still mad, according to Charick and based on his actions, opens the chick flick and lets the badness attack SmileBob and Charick. As Clapward laughs, The Notebook discovers him and stings him, destroying his life-support. A completely blackened Clapward can only say, "Ow." All this while Momo maniacally cackles from SmileBob’s bedroom for bringing the chick flicks to life and allowing them to be able to cause physical damage.

3B will be posted eventually.

[Cha]

That Notebook reference was great Clappy. The physical damage of the flicks made me smile pretty big. You gotta love how MoMo was behind another episode. Thanks for using my idea on what it would be about.

[Clappy]

Anyone ready for 3B?

3B. JELATIN!

At the Lazy Dog, Clapward sends SmileBob an order for a Baja California Burger and it ended up in his nose. After making the patty, it begins to "move" and makes its way towards the front door. Old Man Krabs pulls Jelatin out of the burger and sends her back to the In & Out Burger. Krabs explains that Jelatin is his arch-competitor, and has been trying to steal the Baja California Burger's secret formula for years.

That night, after the Lazy Dog closes, Jelatin tries to convince SmileBob she and the fry cook are friends, and that as such SmileBob should come to Jelatin's birthday, as it is supposedly the following day. Jelatin says that friends give each other things. Jelatin asks SmileBob what she thinks she'd like for a birthday present, and SmileBob guesses tickets to the front row or VIP section of a Paul McCartney concert. Jelatin is very happy with that proposition, but refuses because she knows exactly what she wants. Jelatin tells SmileBob that, for her birthday, she wants SmileBob to give him a Baja California Burger. SmileBob loudly and boldly refuses and runs back home to her Pa, but Jelatin promises that SmileBob will "hand deliver it to her personally." Then proceeds to laugh maniacally with her record player; but not without flipping the record around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycH6Uhh2Fww

After a night of arguing with her Pa about nonsensical miniature Dominicans and her Pa threatening to whip her, SmileBob goes to bed. Jelatin soon sneaks in and enters SmileBob's head through Sauception and makes her way to SmileBob's brain. She attaches a mind control device to the brain and bends SmileBob to her will, forcing her to walk to the Lazy Dog, get a Baja California Burger, and bring it to the In & Out Burger's Laboratory. But not without walking through Clapward’s tiki head, and Charick’s dungeon. SmileBob brings it to an analyzer, which is designed to figure out the ingredients of whatever is dropped into it. As Jelatin gloats over her victory and begins to force SmileBob to drop the Baja California Burger, SmileBob laments her failure to save it, lovingly describing the Baja California Burger's ingredients and succulence; ironically revealing the Secret Formula. A hungry Jelatin leaps out of SmileBob's head and onto the Baja California Burger, but bounces off of it and falls into the analyzer, thus trapping her inside her laptop screen. SmileBob walks home with the Baja California Burger in hand, ignoring Jelatin's angry demands for her to bring it back, her last plea being "I'll settle for some ask me thread questions!" During all this, Momo is shocked that he never considered something this diabolical.

[Cha]

The dungeon appeared! You gotta love the miniature Dominicans part.

[Sauce Mama]

Oh man, these were hilariously great as usual! I highly enjoyed them Claps!

[Old Man Jenkins]

Gotta love that Cruiseday reference. And Jelly being my arch enemy just sounds so right, besides Momo, of course.

[Clappy]

4A.  Clapward Likes Charick More Than SmileBob

 

 

Clapward has made a very good funfetti cake, but SmileBob and Charick's laughing distracts him from enjoying it. Clapward sees they're having a private conversation with bubbles. They whisper a message into the bubble wand instead of blowing into it, and when the bubble pops, the message can be heard.

 

Annoyed, Clapward makes bubbles of his own, imitating SmileBob and Charick, but insulting them both. Thinking the bubbles are from them other, SmileBob and Charick become angry and get into a fight, eventually declaring that they are no longer friends. Clapward comes outside and eats his cake while laughing, but in doing so chokes on the fork. Charick saves his life by performing ChaPR on him and becomes Clapward's friend.  SmileBob watches from afar and tells Webby the Snail that she doesn’t need them and that she can name three friends right off the back. 

 

 

Inside Clapward's house Charick falls asleep while Clapward plays a composition called "Solitude in C Minor" on his trumpet, and Clapward pulls him outside. While doing this, he sprains his back, and SmileBob sees this as an opportunity to help him. She lunges herself out the window into Clapward's back and thus becomes Clapward's friend.  She also receives a whippin’ from her Pa for jumping out a two story window.

 

Inside, SmileBob plays a song badly for Clapward on his Super Bass (which she thinks is a Nicki Minaj song) and when Charick appears in the window and interrupts the song, SmileBob destroys the instrument in a fit of rage, and Clapward kicks her out. Clapward then tries to take a bath but Charick is in the tub with Lil Claply. SmileBob appears in the window and sees this, and she and Charick begin arguing again, driving Clapward crazy.

 

Clapward decides to invite Charick and SmileBob to a dinner party. He does this without telling either of them that the other is coming in order to repair their friendship. When they arrive, they are still mad at each other. Clapward tries to get them back together, but the situation devolves into a competition to see who can drink the most milkshakes and thus becoming Clapward's best friend. Clapward runs out of milk and leaves to get some more. While he is gone, SmileBob and Charick, who have become literally inflated from all the milkshakes, begin to hiccup small bubbles that make a burping sound when they burst. They find this amusing and become friends again, but it creates so many bubbles that Clapward's house explodes. Clapward orders them out as Charick throws the blame Momo did it, but he slams the door anyway, which Momo awakens from his slumber on SmileBob’s mantle to make the door fall over on him.  Clapward then moans "Oh, my back" as Momo starts cackling once more.

 

 

 

4B. Driving School

 

 

It is the day of SmileBob's driving exam at Puff Nuggets's Driving School, and she is very excited. If she passes it, she will get her license. Once there, she throws her bicycle away, assuming she will pass. Having taken the oral exam twenty-four times previously, SmileBob is able to answer the questions before they are even asked.  However, upon reaching the driving portion of the exam, she realizes she was so excited so much that she didn't know it was really long and hard.  Meanwhile, Puff Nuggets makes sarcastic innuendos to not only oral, but long and hard.  As a result, she gets scared and panics, and quickly crashes into Universal Studios causing Puff Nuggets to lose massive amounts of swag. Puff Nuggets says, "Whoa der SmileBob, wobbledy wobble?"  Later that night, she complains about her failure to Webby, who asks SmileBob to go to a musical, which she declines. Charick is then heard talking to her from a walkie-talkie under her bed covers. She asks SmileBob to head underneath her mattress for a "surprise". It is Charick wearing her clothes and calling himself "Charick FoolPants". SmileBob is too depressed to laugh, and explains her problem to Charick and mentions that she needs someone to help her think straight during the exam. Charick throws a quick limerick

 

♪I was Puff Nuggets's favorite fool. I made him laugh with all my fuel. Then I made one good turn despite my obscenity. Now I have a driver’s identity.♪

 

Then she quickly devises a plan. She puts a walkie-talkie inside SmileBob's eyelashes so that she can talk SmileBob through the test, hiding the antenna with a pair of glasses.

 

The next day, SmileBob goes back to take the test again. When asked to start the car, she initially panics, but Charick's instructions Keep Calm and Fool On. Just after SmileBob puts the car in drive he almost floors the pedal but then Charick goes, "FREEZE MISSY!", and SmileBob's foot stops just before it touches the pedal. Charick then says, "Big toe." SmileBob's toe then pops out of her shoe and it presses the pedal. This is followed by a video montage of SmileBob acing the exam, intertwined with shots of Charick eating SmileBob's Chipotle and reading her diary while helping her. Puff Nuggets is floored by the sudden improvement and jokingly suggests that SmileBob's success is due to an antenna through her eyelashes with "some fool miles away from here is giving her all the answers." SmileBob and Charick find this hilarious, until Puff Nuggets concludes, "But that would be cheating and cheating ain't ballin'!" Upon realizing that she has been cheating, SmileBob goes hysterical, making Charick realize that her method is bad, forcing Charick to flee to her dungeon, and driving wildly all over the course and sobbing while Puff Nuggets, in a panic, tries desperately to stop her but SmileBob refuses to listen and crashes the car and fails the test again, and the swagger less Puff Nuggets is taken to the hospital. As she leaves driving school, she finds Webby riding her bike with no handlebars. SmileBob rides off on it, with Webby atop her head, saying "Let's go surprise someone at the hospital!"

[So Sejima]

puff nuggets loses swag and lil claply's first appearences. best episode yet. 

[Sauce Mama]

I busted up at the end of the first one. CHA YOU READ MY DIARY? HOW COULD YOU! I really like the Puff Nuggets parts. xD Another great one Claps, I really enjoyed it.

[Cha]

Cheating ain't ballin'.

I busted up at the end of the first one. CHA YOU READ MY DIARY? HOW COULD YOU! I really like the Puff Nuggets parts. xD Another great one Claps, I really enjoyed it.

Wait, it's not what you think!

[Cha]

I decided to guest write the next pair of episodes. I hope you enjoy the first one and I'll write the next one soon.

5A Da Kine Delivery

It's about closing time at the Lazy Dog as SmileBob cleans off the last few tables. As Clapward tells SmileBob to hurry up, the phone rings to which he picks it up. Clapward tells the other end of the phone that The Lazy Dog doesn't serve Da Kine pizza. But Old Man Jenkins seeing this as an oppurnity to make more money sends them on a pizza delivery. The two of them go outside to OMK's jalopy where SmileBob does various things to make sure it's ready for the delivery such as checking the noise making horn, the bumper sticker and the tire pressure full of weed. As the two of them get in the jalopy, Clapward tells SmileBob to drive it herself. Even though she explains that she doesn't have her license yet, Clapward pressures her to backing up it. And out of nervousness she sends the jalopy out in the middle of nowhere. When they realize they're out of Cum Shot gas and that the Da Kine pizza is cold, Clapward angrily kicks the jalopy away.
As SmileBob starts singing about Da Kine Pizza, Clapward trips and SmileBob on the ground too shows him a trick that the old Saucenesers did. She hears a truck coming and shows Clapward how the Saucenesers hitchhiked with a harlem shake and a native song:
"Bliii blou bli bli bliaye bliaye bliaye!"
The Truck driver (JCM in a cameo) honks for SmileBob to get out of the rode and it takes Clapward to save her. In the shadows of a rock, MoMo angrily snaps his paw's fingers for not seeing his owner run over.

Back still in the middle of nowhere SmileBob keeps singing and even in a note that only Gwen Stefani herself could hit. As the winds pick up, Clapward angrily questions why she still won't let go of the Da Kine pizza and SmileBob knows she must give it to the customer. As they keep arguing, a twister starts to pick them up and not even a Kanas country home can protect them from it. But the twister finally stops and SmileBob uses her eyelash parachute to get down safely. When Clapward freaks about no road around them, SmileBob tells him that the Saucenesers say that clicking your heels always sends you home. Clapward of course doesn't listen and ironically as they leave MoMo clicks his own heels and teleports back to SmileBob's home.

Slowly it gets hotter and from this Clapward temps her into eating the pizza with his smooth handsome ways. But she snaps out of it and realizes that they're saved from a mattress that they can ride like the Sauceners did. SmileBob rides underneath it and they finally get to the customer's home. As she hands WhaleBlubber his Da Kine pizza he states that he didn't get his poopshake and rejects the food in her face with various feces insults. Crying now, Clapward does the right thing by throwing the Da Kine pizza right at Blubber's face. Clapward tells SmileBob of this and she happily gets under her mattress again. She puts it in reverse and they're ironically back at the Lazy Dog. The episode ends with Clapward talking about his aching feet. Back home SmileBob gets a lashing for leaving for days with a just man.

[Sauce Mama]

BRAVO CHA!! I knew when I saw you were going to guest write it, and when I saw Da Kine Delivery it was going to be hilarious, and it was.

[Clappy]

Have all my likes. Have every last one of them. You are a natural.

[Cha]

5B Home Sweet California

One day in town, a bunch of termites are breaking loose. They first devour things like plants and a truck driver's car (JCM in the same cameo as last episode's). Soon, they reach the home of SmileBob and family. They hide in SmileBob's clothes packed closet because they enjoy that type of wood first. At first, SmileBob tells Webby that they're finally on the open land like the Sauceneers. She then realizes that she's not on an open field and that she's in her house which is getting destroyed. She grabs Webby quickly and goes to call Clapward. SmileBob tries to tell him the situation, but Clapward just wonders if it's time to ruin his day yet. As SmileBob tries to tell him that's Harrison's job, the phone gets eaten too. Just as SmileBob's pa gets his gat on these unholy vermin, the termites finish eating the home.

SmileBob, Jake, Pa, Webby and even snickering MoMo stand where their house once was. As Clapward comes over unexcitedly to see what happen, SmileBob explains and shows that the only thing left is a piece of paper. Meanwhile, Charick in her best jester dress and tights comes over to ask if it's time to ruin Clapward's day, oblivious to the event that just happend. Clapward who's excited about that he can finally loose his neighbor goes back in his Handsome tiki head to celebrate with the new Nostalgia Critic episode. Charick finally snaps out of it asks what SmileBob is going to do now. SmileBob looks at her pa who has a whippin' belt because a certain unfit child let her closet fest these demons. Before she excepts her fate, Charick tells them they can build their own house with her knowledge of building her own dungeon.

Jake does various things to build and SmileBob using her butterfly kisses eyelashes brushes off dust. Pa uses his handy woodman work. At the end the house looks perfect but it's too small. They wonder who was in charge of the blueprints as a certain panda snickers. Now Pa really gets angry and brings out the belt again. Charick now tells them that they can be dungeonmates at her home. At night time they all try to sleep on the cold ground with some (plastic) skulls as Charick sleeps upside down in ye ole rafter. Seeing that Charick's jester hat is the only thing to keep someone warm, SmileBob grabs it from her head. Charick grabs it back and they keep doing this, until SmileBob finally gets the hat. Charick has a nightmare about spooky scary skeletons and uses her jester hat to hit SmileBob with thinking that she's one of them(since every great fool has lead in his/her hat). As MoMo snickers because of what happened to SmileBob, the family goes over to Clapward's Handsome Head to sleep.

There SmileBob asks sleepy Clapward to sleep in his bed, causing SmileBob's pa to give her the stinky eye. She adds,"and the rest of the family." They all get in bed when sleepy Clapward mumbles sure and when SmileBob and Jake ask for some water, Clapward sleepwalks to get some. As they say their good nights, Clapward finally wakes up and pushes them out of his home.

In the morning SmileBob gets ready to move to another home and to get her whippin'. Clapward excitedly shakes hands. Charick is crying loudly as SmileBob let's go of the paper she had earlier and Clapward dances on where the house use to be. Charick upset holds on to Pa's arm to prevent the whippin'. As SmileBob looks at the paper again, she realizes that it's actually an insurance policy on their home. She tells everyone this and calls up the number listed on it. Nothing happens at first, but then a construction vehicle comes on the horizon carrying a home just like theirs. Clapward is too busy doing the Harlem shake to realize that the house is right above his head and crushes him underneath. Everyone runs inside the home and Charick breaks out in a limerick. "Hark ring the bell, tis all ended well. The house problem is vanquished, SmileBob's no longer has to deal with a spank. And only a few of us got to pull medical money out of the baank!" She says as she looks at Clapward who's underneath the house and SmileBob comes up to say she's saying here forever. Clapward questions back with forever and MoMo snickers once more.

[Old Man Jenkins]

That was just great, and I wasn't even in it

[Sauce Mama]

Cha you have done it again. That was hilarious.

[So Sejima]

I wonder if JCM will always have a cameo in every episode and somthing rediculous happens to him every time.