SmileBob SaucePants

[So Sejima]

D+ for the extremely long wait

[Clappy]

D+ for the extremely long wait

*fires Trophy out of a cannon*

[So Sejima]

*fires Trophy out of a cannon*

*kamehamehas clappy*

[Clappy]

9B. Opposite Day

 

SmileBob expects this to be an episode about Clapward making her and Charick thinking that today is the day when they are suppose to perform the opposite of how they normally are.  But the head writer decides that this will be the exact opposite of what she was expecting.  Instead we get to take a look into the life of her twin brother Jake.  How's that for opposite?

 

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Jake wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy.  He decides to put on his ball cap and go to school and wear it in school because he's a boss.  Seriously though, my school never allowed us to wear hats inside the building, but I digress.  Jake then proceeds to hang out with his sister SmileBob as they take pictures of the backs of everyone.  Including themselves as seen above.  They then eat lunch at their fancy cafeteria with Subway inside.  They talk about life, drink a few cold Hubert half and halfs, and tell a few stories.  Like this one time where SmileBob was tricked into thinking it was Opposite Day.  

 

As SmileBob goes off to her favorite job at the Lazy Dog, Jake heads home.  He sits around and watches ESPN because it's SmileBob's least favorite channel on television.  Then he goes upstairs and fights off the dastardly Momo who was threatening to paint SmileBob's room to prevent it from getting any pinker.  He decides to tie up and hide Momo so that damn panda can't cause any more havoc to his sister, but Momo knocks the paint all over the floor.  All the chaos causes Smile's Pa to run upstairs and see all the damage that has been done.  Jake tells him that Momo did it, but Smile's Pa ain't buying into these shenanigans again.  He pulls out his whip and tells Jake to clean up his sister's room now and that he's not allowed to go golfing for two whole months.

 

Jake then proceeds to clean up SmileBob's room as Momo is cackling diabolically.  Jake then shoves Momo into SmileBob's closet where he drowns in the avalanche of clothes. makeup, glue, and all the other crazy stuff she keeps in that darn closet of hers.  Jake then goes to do homework and goes to his bed.  But not without writing a comma filled goodbye to his sister since she is working the late night shift with their neighbor Clapward at the Lazy Dog.  As Jake goes to bed, Momo escapes from his near death experience in SmileBob's closet.  As Momo crawls his way out, he is then dragged underneath SmileBob's mattress by Supernatural forces.  All is right with the world.  

[Sauce Mama]

HA I was not expecting that! BRAVO!

[So Sejima]

F

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[Webizoid]

There should be a special called, "Servin' Up Niles"!

[Cha]

10B: fun.

Steel the Narrator explains how lovely lunchtime at the Lazy Dog is today when suddenly a siren goes off and closes all the windows down. Clapward spots someone stealing one of their burgers and Steel says it can be none other than Jelatin, the gnarliest creature in the ocean. Jelatin with one of her spiffy gadgets opens the steel door and runs saying that she "WON...SHE WON BWAHAHA". Steel explains that hope isn't gone to Old Man Krabs because it's.....SMILEBOB SAUCEPANTS! SmileBob races after Jelatin who flies up a building and SmileBob flies with her fake eyelashes causing Dolly Parton to marvel at her. (cookie to you if you get the reference). As Jelatin jumps off the building Sauce uses her hat to break her fall and Dolly Parton let's out a "YEE HAW". Finally Jelatin goes to the Chagic Shop and disguises the patty with this mask.

Sauce mistakes her for the real Paul McCartney and tells her that she heard from another band member that with a "tiny pitch of magic all of her dreams could come true". Jelatin has enough since SmileBob couldn't make a simple Beatles' song reference with the last sentence and giving up, gives SmileBob the burger. Jelatin claims that the In 'N Out will never be as great as the Lazy Dog. When SmileBob tries to cheer her up by calling her a winner a crowd appears and calls Jelatin a loser. Jelatin sadly walks to her restaurant and Clapward asks how it feels to be hated by people, because he knows. SmileBob is made Honory Rookie of the Day and as they sing "Hella Good' she can't but feel sorry for Jelatin not having any friends. SmileBob goes up to the In 'N Out to talk to Jelatin about having playing. When Jelatin feels annoyed, she goes up to her laptop and types in a solution on Google. The result shows to become friends with SmileBob and then she can take the burger. SmileBob and Jelatin go to the Chickflicking shop and Jelatin wonders what they do after they eat them. SmileBob tells her that you just have to watch out for the crappy chickflicks. Jelatin then fantasies taking over the world with a giant Sex and the City 2 movie and says she wins. MoMo of course would prefer taking over the world with something like Howard the Duck himself. SmileBob explains that it's not about having to win, it's about listening to fun. while watching a chickflick.

When Jelatin asks what fun. is, SmileBob doesn't remember and has to spell it out. F is for Format the former band of Natt Ruess, U being for U and Me and N being for Nights, apart of the Some Nights title. As background singers (including JCM in a cameo) sing "down here in the busy LA", Jelatin sings her own version of the song. To her, F is for Fifi that destroys all Pop music, U being for Use for Uncle Albert which compared to We are Young it BOMBS, N being for No competition. SmileBob cuts her off and tells her how to do it the right way. When Jelatin thinks it's stupid, SmileBob helps her. Jelatin then feels all tingly inside and asks if they should stop. SmileBob explains she should feel that way and they continue with more lyrics. F being fresh in pop music, U being Utterly Amazing and N being New York, the band's origin place. They end their song by playing Carry On and a spying Old Man Krabs with a telescope looks upset. Back home in the In 'N Out Jelatin tells her laptop how much of a great time she had with SmileBob. The computer worries about her forgetting the mission and Jelatin is revealed to be putting up pink wallpaper.

At the Lazy Dog, Old Man Krabs talks to SmileBob about how Jelatin has been absent lately. SmileBob thinks she might have changed her ways and Old Man Krabs accuses her of spending time with her with pictures of them together on Instagram. Jelatin wonders where her buddy is and as SmileBob comes up to her. Old Man Krabs pulls SmileBob aside and sets a Baja on the table. He says he doesn't trust Jelatin at all. But SmileBob doesn't like these tests and goes off with Jelatin. Old Man Krabs wonders if maybe she has changed and then he finds out the real Baja burger was swapped for a cardboard cut out ... "or maybe cherries have flied out of my pants"! Old Man Krabs uses a surf board and goes to save SmileBob. Meanwhile, SmileBob and Jelatin are seeing the newest Nicholas Sparks chickflick in the theaters. All of a sudden, ACS sits down on Jelatin's body which is also her face. SmileBob tells him of this and he continues sitting. Finally SmileBob, throws Pixar's Planes at him and he runs off. Old Man Krabs appears on the screen and tells SmileBob that Jelatin is really playing with her. He tells SmileBob to reach in her pocket and see what she has. She reaches and finds the Baja burger just as Old Man Krabs thought. SmileBob is upset and wonders how she could do this. Jelatin says that she took it and then SmileBob showed her friendship and that's all she wanted. SmileBob wonders if she really means it and Jelatin reveals that she was lying and runs off with the Baja burger inside the screen, splitting it in half. SmileBob thinks Jelatin finally won when Old Man Krabs reveals that behind the movie screen was solid concrete. Old Man Krabs takes the burger away from splatted Jelatin and SmileBob and Old Man Krabs happily go for a fresh one on him.... "well maybe at a discount". Jelatin is flickedoff by Old Man Krabs into ACS hand full of jellybeans. She runs around trying not to be eaten. When SmileBob gets home, she tells of her exciting adventure and her Pa threatens that he will whip her for imagining mini Dominicans again.

The next episode will come shortly.

[Sauce Mama]

Well, this made my night.

[Clappy]

While I await my Chather's follow up, gonna keep the ball rolling.  I also wrote a tanning episode involving our dear SmileBob.

 

11A.  TanSauce HaolePants

 

One day at the SmileBob house hold, Smile's Pa decided to go and take Jake out for a father son trip to go get Jake his first gat.  Which SmileBob took as an opportunity to work on her tan.  Mandy comes over and tells SmileBob that she needs to tan out because her tan isn’t Texan tough.  When SmileBob realizes that she is extremely pale, she asks Mandy to help her tan at Mandy's chemist lab.  However, Mandy's tanning methods prove far too intense for her including long hours in a tanning bed and being out in the sun in Texan heat, and she runs back to her home. At home, SmileBob mopes that she can't get tan, but then sees a infomercial on "Hana ‘ili in a Can", which is pretty much spray tan. SmileBob purchases Hana ‘ili, and goes to the beach bar to show off her "tan."  Everyone is amazed at SmileBob's new tan. Though she could flaunt it, she couldn't even lift an eyelash.  When Mandy sees her, she decides to enroll the both of them in a Tanning Competition, where each contestant must pass the JCMammelton tan meter.

 

 

 

 

 

 

SmileBob realizes that this would expose that her “tan" is fake and despite trying to tell Mandy not to enroll her, she does anyway after SmileBob has a hard time getting her eyelash free.  At the competition, every contestant basks in the heat with their tan the longest (including Mandy, whose tan is in the lead), but SmileBob, with her fake tan, cannot even convince anyone that she is nothing more than a haole with Old Man Krabs starting up a haole chant in the crowd.  She sprays her "Hana ‘ili" to darken herself, but instead it rains, revealing her as a fraud.  With Old Man Krabs leading everyone in a Mandy chant.  Annoyed, Mandy sends SmileBob to her chemist lab. The next scene shows SmileBob changing tanning dials with a remote in Mandy's chemist lab as a way to convince herself to get tanner, which she finds exhausting as her eyelashes pops off.

[Cha]

Oh man, I was thinking MuscleBob BuffPants was 10b and I didn't know what to think of. Now I see that F.U.N. is actually 10b while Culture Shock is 10a. I'll have 10a soon then. This episode was so clever I couldn't even imagine making it myself. Amazing job as always Claps.

[Sauce Mama]

I almost spit out my water when I read "JCMammelton" xD Bravooo!

[Cha]

Sorry if this is long again... I kinda got carried away with meself.
10a: Clapture Shock

It was very slow day at The Lazy Dog. Old Man Krabs stood around a free sal-ad bar, Clapward was having fantasies about being in his latest Cinema Magazine as the Dark Knight and SmileBob was preventing from any dust flakes to land on the fruit she was washing. All of a sudden a customer (JCM in a cameo) comes in the door and excited Old Man Krabs quickly gives him a seat. SmileBob started to kill him with her smiles as the man asked for some change for the SBU lottery. After he gets the change he leaves one doubloon on the table and Krabs goes after it Deathmatch style. Afterwards, OMK brings Clapward and SmileBob inside for new ideas that will bring more customers. SmileBob suggests a free Supernatural gifs with every purchase and various other things while Clapward comes up with a talent show. He persuades Old Man to do so by telling him that his little daughter Negi will be a star. SmileBob goes to tell Jake and her Pa about this.

Time passes and Clapward is taking auctions for the show. SmileBob is eager even if he's not. When he asks for her talent, she blows a bubble buddy and sings Saucenese to the tone of the song behind her.

"BLI BLOU BLI BLOU BLI BLOU BLI BLOO BLOO BlOO BlOO BlEH BLA BLOU Tada!"

Clapward isn't impressed at all but SmileBob tells him that she'll come up with another act. It cuts to night time and the Lazy Dog is full of people. Old Man Krabs introduces himself to Smiles' Pa and Jake by saying he's the one keeping her from them boys in the cbox. Meanwhile, a certain panda is upset that he wasn't invited to this event and hid in the shadows of the restaurant. As Clapward makes a speech to the contestants about himself, SmileBob reveals herself as the amazing Ms. Lashes and puts on a large pair of forty lashes on her eyes. When Clapward still doesn't like it he finally puts her on tomato washing duty.

Clapward goes to the front of the stage and introduces this as the first Clapward Tennisballs' Talent Show sponored by the Lazy Dog, home of the Burger. If anyone only someone could put this Dog to sleep. This causes Charick to laugh hysterically in the crowd at his various jokes even though they're not too funny. When she finally calms down seeing the crowd is looking at her strange she sings a limerick.

"Clapward told one bad joke and the crowd had a stroke. Now I earned Krab's ye ole stink eye. "

Clapward introduces Negi and she does various episode reviews as her talent. Every time she finished her a sentence, the floors would toss the audience in the sky. It was unknown to the audience that MoMo was messing around with them. After Negi's act, SmileBob asks Clapward when washing the tomatoes if she should wash them back or forth or side to side. Clapward pushes her out of the way and introduces Webby the Snail. Webby recites Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet causing Mandy to swoon over. SmileBob comes up to asking another question about using Mr. Cleanser or Dr. Clean for the fruit and once again he ignores her. The next act is "The Amazing Jelatin" and she wows the crowd with her magic. She promises to make a Baja Burger disappear and runs off stage with it. Old Man Krabs with his smooth Hawaiian ways catches her before she can leave the door and takes it from her. As she tries to disappear herself with smoke, it backlashes on her and she catches on fire. MoMo snickers to himself with a light torch.

Clapward decides it's time for his turn and he makes a huge intro for his act. "And now ladies and gentlemen the moment you've been waiting for. We've saved the best for last put your hands together for THE HANDSOMABLE CLAPWARD!"

The crowd gets angry and throws some of the tomatoes and salad Sauce was washing from the Sal-ad Bar. She continues to wash the fruit and the crowd notices her. They find her amusing and Clapward thinks they're cheering him on from beside the stage. He goes forward and they stop their cheering. As SmileBob reenters, they cheer again. Clapward goes back and forth with SmileBob to finally figure out they're cheering for her and not him. He finally tries washing the fruit himself but gets thrown a tomato at his head by a certain snickering panda. Old Man Krabs happily comes with a wheelbarrow of money to Clapward and tells him the success of the show. Smiles' Pa and Jake are happy to see SmileBob successful at washing fruit and Jake makes a snark comment how if only she had this much joy about washing fruit at home. The episode ends with people throwing a large amount of flowers at SmileBob, causing her to drown in the flowers. The sounds of her drowning are followed by a snickering panda.

[Jellatine]

Loved Fun, so funny! No complains about you making me Plankton xD the ending and "pictures of them together on Instagram" cracked me up. Good job, Chatter.

[Clappy]

Loved Fun, so funny! No complains about you making me Plankton xD the ending and "pictures of them together on Instagram" cracked me up. Good job, Chatter.

Chatter? That's a new nickname for you Chather.

[Spongeo]

These episodes are great! Plz tell more!

[Sauce Mama]

Ohhoho that was hilarious, Cha! Another job well done as usual!

[Clappy]

How could I possibly follow up that great of an episode?

 

11B. Clapward the Handsome Ghost

 

 

Clapward is proud of having just finished his wax sculpture of himself by Patty and declares he has "conquered all handsome artistic mediums”.

 

 

But then, he is annoyed by SmileBob and Charick's unknown Skyrim themed quest. Clapward then tells them both to play toss the panda. While he goes to take a luxurious bath, SmileBob and Charick throw that diabolical Momo into Clapward's house, and that damn panda sabotages my...I mean Clapward’s sculpture. SmileBob and Charick think they've injured Clapward, and after several humorous attempts to "resuscitate" him, they believe that Clapward is dead.  Charick points out that it was Momo who killed Clapward, but SmileBob says that he’s just a silly ole bear and that he doesn’t kill.  Momo then gives a subtle wink afterwards.

 

Clapward, fresh from his handsomely pampered bath, dramatically emerges in a rush of steam from the warm bathroom, wearing talcum powder, a white bathrobe, and towel. "SO HANDSOME" shouts SmileBob and Charick.  SmileBob and Charick believe they are seeing Clapward's ghost and, hoping to avoid any hauntings or punishments, place themselves as Clapward's willing lefous. Clapward gleefully takes advantage of the situation, having them serve and pamper him, do chores, and simply entertain him.  

 

First he makes SmileBob and Charick be his chauffeurs as they carry him around California to find an In and Out Burger as they feed him, with Charick almost unintentionally making him choke by placing a whole burger in his mouth.  Then Clapward asks Charick to go find him Frogman, which she does, but has to do it again at Clapward’s request.  Meanwhile, Clapward asks SmileBob to ask him a question in his ask thread.  SmileBob just stayed in that spot pondering a question to ask him all night.  The next morning SmileBob was still there, but Clapward was not satisfied since she didn’t ask him a question.  Charick also comes back with Frogman again, but it’s too late.  Clapward punishes them by cleaning out his closet.

 

While cleaning out that closet, SmileBob and Charick come across a comic book inspired by the story of the Flying Canadianman.  The Flying Candianman is a Wumbologist who haunted the seas because his body was used as a window display in a clothing store and he died. Since Clapward is a vengeful spirit, SmileBob and Charick think they need to have Clapward to be put to rest. SmileBob and Charick try with a idiot box casket. Clapward refused to go in. Thus, SmileBob and Charick try to give him a proper burial as well as a funeral with Old Man Krabs and Mandy in attendance. Clapward eventually admits his charade, but SmileBob and Charick believe that Clapward is simply in denial about his death. SmileBob then blows a giant bubble that engulfs Clapward and sends him floating up to "the great beyond"...but unfortunately, Momo messes with the bubble trajectory and it winds up heading to the IAVA Community as he is forced to listen to ACS and his multiple personalities talking about airplanes as Momo cackles menacingly.

[So Sejima]

GREAT AND NOT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE THE REAL EPISODE AS WELL

[Cha]

The Skyrim quest and the Frogman parts had me smiling. Amazing references and an amazing episode as always Clappy.