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Stuff the Members of SBC Would Never Say


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SOF: Guys! I got some news to you that is not about Canadian television!

Elastic: Man, I sure love mainstream cinema. Such original material.

OMJ: This looks like a job for the patent office. There is no way people will know that this is not a quote from Sin City.

Jelly: Jenna Rose and Rebecca Black have reinvented the music industry. Much more than The Beatles ever did.

UC: Hmm this is the perfect occasion for a Fanboy and Chum Chum reference.

CD: Remember this classic live-action show from your childhoods?

Wumbo: *insert something not hilarious here*

tvguy: Let me take these headphones out of my Zune and show you something on my Toshiba Handibook. Hold on, let me grab this call on my Droid first.

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SOF: I hate Phineas and Ferb!

Jjs: I love Phineas and Ferb!

Steel: I hate Phineas and Ferb!

70s: I love Phineas and Ferb!

tvguy: I hate Phineas and Ferb!

Elastic: I love Phineas and Ferb!

Serious time...

CDCB: Disney has got to be the worst establishment of animation, EVER.

CDCB: Three otters named after a sandwich? No thank you.

Storytime: Do I look like a brony to you!?

Hayden: I'm gonna start with the easiest questions first.

Person: New Spongebob is a masterpiece! Old Spongebob is crap.

Spongebobiscool: Any sentence the new writers can compose, they can do much better than the original ones!

Spongebobiscool: I seize the day Stephen Hillenburg ever existed on this planet!

And that's all I got.

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Steel: I watch cult movies more than underrated/overrated classics.

Elastic: I watch underrated/overrated classic movies more than cult movies.

Unlimitedcha: Being random is so stupid.

Unlimitedcha: Food court proposal? Doesn't ring a bell.

Unlimitedcha: I keeping my name. I'm not gonna change it at all.

Serving up Smiles: I'm gonna go sulk in my room right now.

Serving up Smiles: Being dead or anything else is better than serving up smiles.

Serving up Smiles: Sauce Mama? What a stupid idea.

Wumbo: IN AMERICA!

Steel: Seahorse radish is the gnarliest stuff in the ocean. And not the good kind of "gnarly."

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Steel: I watch cult movies more than underrated/overrated classics.

Elastic: I watch underrated/overrated classic movies more than cult movies.

Unlimitedcha: Being random is so stupid.

Unlimitedcha: Food court proposal? Doesn't ring a bell.

Unlimitedcha: I keeping my name. I'm not gonna change it at all.

Serving up Smiles: I'm gonna go sulk in my room right now.

Serving up Smiles: Being dead or anything else is better than serving up smiles.

Serving up Smiles: Sauce Mama? What a stupid idea.

Wumbo: IN AMERICA!

Steel: Seahorse radish is the gnarliest stuff in the ocean. And not the good kind of "gnarly."

Tbh, that does kinda sound like something Elastic would say :P
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Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick: What a minute, what's a string?

Wumbology: *non-sarcastic post*

70s: Here's some pics of me and Sara.

jjs: Fuck you, tvguy, get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.

Jelly: Lady Gaga is far superior to The Beatles.

Clappy: YO BITCHES, U GETTIN' UP IN MEH GRILL! U FEELIN' ME, DAWG, U GETTIN' WAT IM SAYIN'?

Ex: Elastic and I totally have never had sex.

Dragiiin: I totally have a penis.

Smiles: Yeah, mhmm, okay. I totally fucking hate you right now.

Crushingmayhem: World War 3 will happen within the next year.

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