Clappy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Why? Why does this exist? The first one was pretty bad. Haven't we had enough? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 The most requested film since Joe Dirt 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 The most requested film since Joe Dirt 2To be fair, Joe Dirt 2 is not even getting a theatrical release. Meanwhile, this piece of shit is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 The first one tried too hard to be "so cheesy, it's funny" and it just ended up being meh. There is literally nothing making me look forward to this. It's either going to be worse or just barely better than the original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Am I the only person in the world who actually enjoyed the original? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 Am I the only person in the world who actually enjoyed the original?No. My dad loves the original too. I just find Paul Blart to be trying way too hard to be stupidly amusing. That's one of the main reasons I can't stand it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Am I the only person in the world who actually enjoyed the original? you're not alone OH YEAH AND HE'S NOT EVEN IN A MALL ANYMORE SO THAT TITLE IS IRRELEVANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 oh hey look this existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 oh hey look this is going to exist Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 It's coming out on my birthday…... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Squidward Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fixed. I was talking about the Mall Cop franchise in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 I was talking about the Mall Cop franchise in general. Yeah, but it's not a franchise until the sequel(s) come(s) out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Why is this being announced five years after the original? I'm not as surprised at the existence of this movie as I am at the time it's taking to release it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Why is this being announced five years after the original? I'm not as surprised at the existence of this movie as I am at the time it's taking to release it. I'm guessing that you've never heard of Development Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Sex Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I'm guessing that you've never heard of Development Hell. Did this really go through development hell? If it did that'd be dumb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I enjoyed the first one for what it was. I like Kevin James and I felt he really made it work for me, plus I was pretty into parkour back then so all the free running piqued my interest too. Yeah, a sequel seems really unnecessary, but I know I'll end up seeing it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I thought the first was dumb fun, but HOLY FK THIS LOOKS AWFUL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanideFishbone Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Guess Hollywood won't give me a break releasing shitty movies near my birthday. Last year it was Haunted House 2, now it's this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Oh. God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 Oh. God. Well this is unsurprising. The trailers were already screaming for us to remember we found a fat guy riding a segway funny six years ago. That sounds like it was pretty much that movie in a nutshell. The rarity that is the 0% Fresh mark though implies that this has no reason to exist. Hoping that the American viewing public doesn't spend their hard earned money on this crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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