Things you say too much in the day online and off

[Cha]

Me:

different forms of "dang it Dale"

*insert quote from My Name is Hank Hill*

"doe" instead of tho

hi

*random song of the day/week*

*insert random quotes from TV series*

yo

dang son

[Sauce Mama]

Any spongebob quote you can think of. And I say "dude" a lot.

[Fat Lenny]

"I'M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE MY BODY LIKE A WEASEL GOD DAMMIT" (usually employed during awkward silences or inopportune moments)

[Aya♥]

hi
got dang it
any of the hetalia ending themes

any quotes from things I enjoy mostly

[Young Nug]

ayyyyye

using "trash" or "garbage" as adjectives

fight me

calm down

kanyigga

[crushingmayhem]

I say things like "I see", and "well that's up to you" a lot when talking to other people. Probably because I like hearing people's responses to those things.

[ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1]

Anything Sailor Moon related. I just love pissing off my friends who don't like the show. 

[E.V.I.L.]

Both:

IM CUTE LOL (WHOOPS)
What the llamas

Too much work

I'm too lazy

lol k

 

 

RL:

 

no das gey

OMG IS THAT SNOW?!??!... awww fucking damnit

dat ass/chest tho

"Because I'm Omair" (in response to any question asking me why I do the weird stuff I do)

"I can just be described as just Omair" (for people who ask me if I'm more "masculine" "feminine" "kind" "smart" etc)

I'd rather be in World History

my teacher definitely thinks im a fucking idiot

 

Online:

 

wtf

2hot4SBM/SBC

any reaction gif I use a lot

[Doctor Sex]

Both:

IM CUTE LOL (WHOOPS)

What the llamas

Too much work

I'm too lazy

lol k

RL:

no das gey

OMG IS THAT SNOW?!??!... awww fucking damnit

dat ass/chest tho

"Because I'm Omair" (in response to any question asking me why I do the weird stuff I do)

"I can just be described as just Omair" (for people who ask me if I'm more "masculine" "feminine" "kind" "smart" etc)

I'd rather be in World History

my teacher definitely thinks im a fucking idiot

Online:

wtf

2hot4SBM/SBC

any reaction gif I use a lot

So irl do say lawl k or literally l o l k

[Metal Snake]

Huh? I dunno.

"Who?" instead of "What?" when a friend asks me a question I don't understand that concerns an object.

No one cares.

You scum... (after getting thrashed around enough by a video game enemy/boss)

I need to get around to that some time.

[E.V.I.L.]

So irl do say lawl k or literally l o l k

L o l k, even though I read lol k as lawl k in my mind, oddly enough

[Mr. Saturn]

lawl

lel

bruh

[terminoob]

What?

Mmmmmmmm nope.

Don't mind if I don't!

[Clappy]

What up.

 

Knights of Columbus, that hurt.

 

Wait for it....

 

Aaaayyyyy

 

Turnback for what.

[Sauce Mama]

Im also known for saying "how about NO". And "can you not" xP

[President Squidward]

in online and rl:

 

"Just because __________ doesn't mean ____________"

"I need to get that commercial on tape/anything about recording commercials in general"

[Cha]

yeamang

nahmang, nomang

not really though

lord

she's my queen

mess

yeeow wowie

who is she

I'll tell you h'wut.

trutho

[Young Nug]

turn up

[crushingmayhem]

Words like:

 

"Yeah"

"ok"

"do what you want"

"I don't know"

"I'm coming"

"well"

"lol"

 

Most of those are in real life though, except well and lol.

[Elastic Dawg]

"make like a tree and fuck off"

"jesus tapdancing christ"

"fucking STUPID"

"woah hohoho!"

ham as an adjective

"trapped in a wonderful subdivision"