Popular Post Shark Tale Posted August 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) (Credit goes to Cha for the image above) My next SBC lit. It will be a parody of Gravity Falls, but SBC style. Details coming soon. Edited June 21, 2016 by jjsthekid 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 (edited) already excited for this. Edited May 29, 2017 by Austin Layers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Does it include the non-staff as cameos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted August 15, 2014 Author Share Posted August 15, 2014 Does it include the non-staff as cameos I will be putting SBC users in place of the characters. Haven't entirely decided on the full list yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Sejima Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 If i have to be the nutjob make me Quentin Trembly Esq. If not, then I call anyone but the free pizza shirt guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauce Mama Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I am so pumped for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Tbh, I wish it was but this still sounds pretty cool. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 please don't make me grunkle stan, pls don't make me grunkle stan, plz don't make me grunkle stan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share Posted August 18, 2014 please don't make me grunkle stan, pls don't make me grunkle stan, plz don't make me grunkle stan SpoilerDon't worry, someone else will be Stan. I do have another role for you in mind though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crow Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 SpoilerDon't worry, someone else will be Stan. I do have another role for you in mind though... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Clapper Pines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Dalmatian Street Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Soosteel, I'm calling it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 i will actually read this. don't usually read spin-offs/lits anymore, but I love GF so yeh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shark Tale Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 First episode will (hopefully) be up this week. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shark Tale Posted August 24, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 24, 2014 1. Member Trapped "Ah summer break, a time for leisure, recreation, and relaxation...unless if you're us," a mysterious voice said, as a golf car with two kids in it came crashing through a giant "Welcome to SBC Falls (ssj was here)" sign. A young lad was driving the golf cart like a maniac (is he even old enough to drive? Screw it, logic doesn't matter here!) with a young lass in the passenger seat. A giant shadowy beast is seen chasing after them. "My name is ClassicNickelodeonFan1...or CNF if you are too lazy to say my full name, which you probably are! That girl that looks like she's about to puke is my sister, UnlimitedCha, or Cha for short. You may be wondering, what the heck are we doing in this golf cart? I bet you're probably about to freak out and view a different spin-off/lit, but no worries...there's a perfectly logical explanation," CNF explained, as the monster tossed a tree, and crashed in front of CNF and Cha's pathway. (Theme plays) "It all started when my life got flipped-turned upside-down...but really, it all started when our parents decided we "needed to stop going on a SpongeBob website all day" and get some fresh air, so they sent us to a very strange town called SBC Falls with our great uncle ssj4gogita4," CNF explained. Cha is seen setting up posters of Kappa Mikey on her side of the room, while CNF sees a goat named Thomas on the bed. CNF is very very VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY cautious and suspicious about everyone and everything, while Cha looks on the brighter side of things. We then see where they are staying: their great uncle ssj's Mystery Shack ('s Got Your Back). The real mystery though was why anyone came. CNF and Cha had to work there, along with Ssj's handyman SOF and the cashier Aya. "Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on: The SpongeCrotch!" ssj said, showing them a statue of a sponge...wearing underwear. So much creativity, I know. "Don't touch it, flash photography is a-okay." "touch," a tourist said, as they touched the statue. "ban for touch," ssj replied. Cha is then seen looking through some ssj bobble-heads, and sees a male (SB_DW_Fan in a cameo) looking at a paper. She's at that...age. Yes, the one where she likes boys. SB_DW_Fan reads the paper, which says the following: "Do You Like Me? A: Yes B: For sure C: You bet" She laughs that she rigged it, and SB_DW looks around as if someone is going to murder him. Ssj then says he needs someone to put up signs in the woods that point to the shack. Aya however is...Aya, and refuses, continuing to slack off. SOF then says he has to watch the newest Gravity Falls (inception? you bet). "I'd ban all of you if I could. Oh well, CNF, get to it. NOW," ssj ordered, giving him the signs. "Dude, I can't. There's some weird stuff out there man. Look at what my mosquito bites spelled out on my arm...beware," CNF said, as the bites actually spelled out "Bewarb", kind of like that movie Barb Wire. "That says bewarb, whatever that means. o_O There's nothing suspicious here, I just dumb down lulzy stories to poor saps to get moolah. also, ban for being a chicken," ssj laughed, as CNF walked off angrily into the woods. As CNF was hammering the signs into the trees (if you still have a soul, please don't interpret that the wrong way), he hammers in a nail into a tree that feels strange. He bangs the hammer against it, and hears a metallic sound. He opens up the tree to reveal it has some weird device thing in it. CNF is curious, so he begins flipping some buttons and switches, which causes a spot in the ground to open up, causing Thomas the goat to flee away, who was also there for some reason. CNF looks into the hole to see a dusty old brown book with a "3" label on it. He picks it up and begins to read the first page, which has the mysterious author talking about hiding the book before some dude finds it. He reads pages with supernatural stuff like spammers, monsters, spells, magic objects, ect and tons of other weird stuff in SBC Falls. The book also straight up says to "trust no one in SBC Falls". Pretty freaky, huh? "YELLO!" Cha yelled, scaring CNF. "what are ya reading, some geek stuff?" "Let's take this..elsewhere," CNF said, as Thomas was chewing on the book. Back at the shack, CNF explains to Cha about the journal's secrets, revealing SBC Falls has a hidden evil dark side (with cookies probably). The doorbell then rings, and Cha reveals she got a boyfriend while CNF was gone for half an hour. As Cha goes to get the door, CNF is reading the book when ssj walks in. "What are you reading? o.o" ssj asked, drinking some soda, as CNF quickly put the book away and pulled out a magazine. "Uh...Watches for Grown Men magazine?" CNF replied. "That was a 10/10 issue," ssj said. "Meet my boyfriend!" Cha said, as a shady boy wearing a ripped apart black hoodie and possibly some blood on his face is seen. "welp, nothing suspicious here folks," SOF said. "What is your name?" CNF asked suspiciously. "Uh....Guy," Guy said. "very creative," ssj said. "Guy is so deep, " Cha said. "Is that blood?" CNF asked. "It's...strawberry jam," Guy replied. "I love jam! Let's strawberry jam out of here and go on a date or something, " Cha said, as they walked away. CNF felt something was definitely not right here, so he went to the journal. "Known for pale skin...bad attitudes....these creatures can be mistaken as....zombies. ZOMBIE!" CNF yelled, as it echoes through the shack. "Did someone say...Cosby? Bill Cosby? o_O weirdo," ssj said. After some nautical nonsense involving SOF telling CNF he needs proof (or "poop on the zombie" if you wanna make an SB reference), SOF thinking the town's milk man MilkMaidMan is a werewolf, and CNF trying to convince Cha that Guy is a zombie, with the page landing on spammers instead for some reason, she refuses to believe him and CNF is depressed, thinking maybe he is too paranoid. However, CNF then looks at a scene on his tape recorder that has Guy's hand falling off and him putting it back on. CNF gasps, and thinks he finally has evidence. He then runs outside to see ssj presenting something with a crowd. "Now presenting...the thing that looks like a face thing!" ssj said. "Any questions?" "does it look like a face," a guy asked. "Yes, it's a thing that looks like a face," ssj replied. "is it an actual face?" another guy asked. "No, it's a thing that looks like a face -.-" ssj replied, as CNF was trying to call out to him. "is it a thing?" another guy asked. "For the last time, it's a thing that looks like a face, it's not an actual face o_O" ssj said, getting annoyed, and CNF sees Aya parking the golf cart. "Aya, I need this cart so I can save my sister from a flesh eating zombie!" CNF said. "sure thing, 4/20 blaze it man. Just don't hit any people," Aya said, and she gave CNF the keys. As CNF begins to drive it off, he is stopped by SOF. "hai CNF, this is for the zombie," SOF said, giving him a shovel. "Thanks SOF," CNF said. "also, this is in case you see Goosey," SOF said, giving him a baseball bat. "Uh...thanks?" CNF replied, and drove off. "better safe than sorry :P" SOF said. Meanwhile... Cha is seen at some place with Guy, and Guy tells her he has to reveal something. He tells her to not to "freak out" and to "keep an open mind", as Cha hopes he is a vampire in disguise. He then unzips his hoodie to reveal...five short people standing on each other that are actually spammers (M. Night: WHAT A TWIST!). "Hi, I'm Tradebuzzing. The rest are winner2010, NewLeafFan, rallyistracer3000...and I keep forgetting your name, sorry," Tradebuzzing said. "I'm guymonty," guymonty said. "Oh yes, guymonty. So yeah, we're looking for a queen girl. Along with that, we can offer you tons of deals on stuff like belly fat, cars, slot machine games, pool, poker, ect..." Tradebuzzing says. Cha begins to feel mentally scarred by this, and she kindly says no. But spammers don't take no for an answer, so they kidnap her and tie her down to a ground in their hidden location (get your mind out of the gutter already). CNF eventually finds the location after hearing Cha cry for help, and she explains she was kidnapped by spammers. CNF then says he was way off, but sees they have no weakness in the book. He begins to fight the spammers off, and scoops up Tradebuzzing with the shovel and tosses him aside. He then finally frees Cha, and get into the cart. They then get away in the cart, and Tradebuzzing calls upon an army of spammers. They begin to form the giant creature from the opening and begin to chase after the cart. After throwing a tree, the cart goes skidding and crashes outside the Mystery Shack, as ssj shows some tourist the "world's most distracting object". The giant creature of spammers then appears in front of the two. "End of the line. Surrender now, or we will spam you!" Tradebuzzing threatened. Cha then decides to give in and marry Tradebuzzing, but CNF says no. Cha tells him to trust her, and Tradebuzzing hops down. He puts a ring on Cha's finger (oh oh oh oh) and she says he must kiss her first. She then pulls out a reef blower (from "practice" earlier) on him and begins to suck him into it. "That's for lying to me and Guano! This is for smashing my heart! And this is for messing with my brother, boi!" Cha said, as she set it on shoot, and blasted Tradebuzzing at the giant spammer creature, causing spammers to fly everywhere and flee away. As they are running off, JCM can be seen in a cameo picking something up. Why is he there? I dunno man, it's a mystery. Cha and CNF walk inside the Mystery Shack. "Did you two get hit by a bus? Just kidding, we overstocked and you two can have whatever you want! " ssj said. Cha chooses a GRAPPLING HOOK (which she adds to her items pocket) and CNF chooses a hat with Bugs Bunny on it. Cha then uses the grappling hook upstairs before they go to bed on a lamp, and it goes flying out the window. They begin to laugh, as CNF begins to wonder what other secrets SBC Falls has hidden and thus was a happy ending.... OR WAS IT? Ssj is then seen in the shop, and approaches a vending machine. He begins to press certain buttons, as it opens up. He looks around, and carefully goes into a hidden room, closing the door. Cryptogram (meh, why not?): ZHOFRPH WR VEF IDOOV (use Caeser cipher if anyone cares) 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphibia Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 really loved the first episode, can't wait to see more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Pretty good first episode. I love ssj and SOF as Grunkle Stan and Soos and the humor's great too. Just about every line in parentheses was gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMM Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 the town's milk man MilkMaidMan is a werewolf Pretty good so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shark Tale Posted September 14, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 14, 2014 2. The Legend of WhaleBlubber One morning at the Mystery Shack, Cha and CNF were eating breakfast and had a race with their bottles of syrup. CNF then catches an ad on a magazine he is reading for a monster photo contest, with an 1,000 doubloon reward. "Did you get any pictures of those spambots?" CNF asked to Cha. "nah," she replied. "If only we had taken pictures of those spambots...then again, I dunno if those are really monsters. At least we have some of their spam," CNF said, pulling out a can of spam, as Cha was obsessing over an ad for a human sized hamster ball. "Alright kids, we're having a family bonding day!" Ssj grinned, entering in. "Will this end up like our last family bonding day?" CNF asked, as they had a flashback of Cha, CNF, and Ssj making counterfeit money. "You call that Ben Franklin? o_O That looks like a woman on a dollar bill, like a Money Grandma...hey, cool idea," ssj said, as they hear police sirens. "Those jail cells tho," Cha said. "Okay, maybe I've never been the best caretaker, but don't worry, this family bonding day is gonna be epic, and if you disagree, I'll ban you. Anyways, get on your blindfolds, we're going on a car ride!" ssj said. "Yay...wait, what?" Cha asked. "I...don't like where this is going," CNF replied. (Theme plays) As ssj is driving his car, Cha and CNF are blindfolded in the backseat. Ssj is driving recklessly, CNF asks if he is wearing a blindfold too. "I suppose I am with my vision," ssj said. "Do you even have a valid driver's license?" CNF asked. "What is your definition of valid? Hey, is that SpongeBob?" Ssj asked, as he crashed into a yellow fence on the edge of the road, as the car crashes into the Lake SBC Falls area, and Ssj tells them to take off their blindfolds. They saw everyone in town was there, and were already fishing in the lake. "Fishing? Why do you want to bond with us anyways?" CNF asked. "I've never had any fishing pals, and besides, nobody from my club likes or trusts me -.-," Ssj said. "I TELL YOU WHUT EVERYONE, I SAW IT AGAIN!" a crazy old man named Old Man Jenkins began to yell, running into the fishing area, as he began rambling about a WhaleBlubber or something like that. JCM is also seen in a cameo yet again picking up a calculator. Why is he picking it up? Why is there? I don't know man. I really don't. OMJ then shows them a broken boat, claiming the evil WhaleBlubber did it, but everyone shrugs it off and laughs at him. The two SBC Falls police officers Nuggets and Dylan arrive on their boat. "Looks like we got a crazy old man," Nuggets said. "But it's true man! You gotta believe," OMJ said. "C'mon dad, stop scaring people off," the Lake SBC Falls Ranger Wumbo said with a spray bottle. CNF, Cha, and Ssj are seen on Ssj's fishing boat, which looks beat up and disgusting. "If it is real, we should get a picture for that contest, we need to win that prize!" CNF said determined. "We can split the prize 50/50." Cha began to fantasize about racing against Kappa Mikey characters in a car with her human-sized hamster ball. She then snapped out of it and agreed. SOF then pulls in with his boat, the S.S. Toronto. "hal CNF and Cha, wanna take a ride?" SOF asked. "Heck yes," Cha replies. They decide to ditch Ssj and take SOF's boat, as Ssj just sits there depressed and angry. They decide to head off to BubbleButt Island to find the creature. "losers >_>," ssj said. CNF then gives SOF and Cha a lecture that the number one problem with monster hunting is not having a proper camera ready. He then reveals he brought not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not even ten cameras, but SEVENTEEN CAMERAS! You can call CNF a mad man, but you can't deny he is dedicated. However, due to stupidity from Cha and SOF, they end up destroying and tossing six of the 17 cameras. If you can't do basic math, that means they have 11 cameras left! "Okay, we have eleven cameras left! Now, stop messing with them guys. >_> We need a ship crew, so I'll nominate myself as captain," CNF said. "I'll be co-captain," Cha said. "can i be asasociate co-co-captain?" SOF asked. "A co co captain? Hey, why not," CNF said. After some nautical nonsense involving Cha trying to be a ventriloquist with a pelican that looks oddly like Pelipper, CNF explaining they will use fish food as bait for the WhaleBlubber, and SOF tasting said fish food, they land ashore on the island. After SOF covers up a sign for BubbleButt Island, so it just says "Butt Island" (haha get it), they hear "monster noises" and go to investigate. They enter through a forest and come to a lake with a sea monster shadow. As all three jump out to take pictures, they see it is just a wooden structure with beavers on it that have a chainsaw for some reason, which made the "monster noises". I don't care how ridiculous a beaver having a chainsaw is, you can't deny it's awesome. Anyways, since I forgot this episode had a subplot, back in the fishing area, Ssj is being a weirdo creepo and bordering on the line of being a pedophile, he is bothering some of the fishers, ruining a touching family moment, and making a joke about SOMEONE'S AIM GETTIN' BETTER, when Nuggets and Dylan come to put an end to his stalking. Now back to the main plot! Almost about to give up, CNF sits on a strange object, which starts to move. It is revealed a rock he was sitting on was actually the tail of a huge WhaleBlubber creature. It was like the loch-ness monster, but gray and dull. All three began to run out of there Scooby-Doo style, and they make it back to the boat. As the boat zooms off, the WhaleBlubber begins to chase after them through the waters, causing a mess for the fishers, ssj getting splashed, and beavers flying everywhere. "Wait, I think I remember reading in my book that there is a hidden entrance behind that waterfall ahead," CNF said, pulling out his journal. "You better be right about this, " Cha said. As SOF continued to steer the ship, it went through the waterfall to reveal a secret cave, as the WhaleBlubber gets stuck in the cave hole. "YES!" Cha yelled. CNF began to take pictures, when suddenly a piece of the cave landed on the WhaleBlubber's head, and it crashed to the ground, but was making a strange sparking noise. "Huh, this thing is made of metal," CNF said, as he knocked on it. "wat the...?" SOF asked. They climbed up to the top and opened a trap door, to reveal....Old Man Jenkins inside piloting it! (waht a twist!) "Old Man Jenkins?!" CNF and Cha said at once. "OMJ, I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL?!" SOF asked. "You caught me brothas. I confess, this whole "WhaleBlubber" was a robot made by yours truly. When you are an old geezer like me, my son Wumbo started to ignore me, so I decided to make this thang to get his attention. I've had a reputation of making robots when I get ignored. In fact, I'm working on a giant death robot next, any of y'all got a wrench?" OMJ asked. Cha and CNF then began to feel bad for abandoning Ssj after hearing OMJ's story, so they go back to the fishing area and apologize to him, and it is also revealed a collar was put around ssj's leg from the SBC Falls police. "I can forgive y'all. But if you abandon me again...I will ban you, and kill your parents ," Ssj threatened. "Haha..." CNF and Cha said awkwardly. "I mean it. Nah, just kidding...or maybe I'm not, o_O," Ssj said, as they took some photos, and SOF decided to get along as well, despite his stomach not fitting in. One of CNF's cameras is seen floating underwater, when a mysterious creature swims by and devours it... Cryptogram (Caesar): ZKDOHEOXEEHU LV QRW GHDG 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Snake Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Not watching the original episode actually made me enjoy this one even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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