Jump to content
  • Advertisement

Aquatic Konquest

Fry Cooks
  • Posts

    701
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    10
  • Doubloons

    6,861 [ Donate ]

Status Updates posted by Aquatic Konquest

  1. Hey! Bum bum bum! Got any grapes?

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
      And he said to the man running the stand,

      "Hey! Bum bum bum! Got any grapes?"

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      The man said "No, like I said yesterday

      We just sell lemonade, okay?

      Why not give it a try?"

    4. Aquatic Konquest

      Aquatic Konquest

      The Duck said, "Goodbye."

      Then he waddled away, (waddle waddle)
      Then he waddled away, (waddle waddle)
      Then he waddled away, (waddle waddle)
      'Til the very next day.

      we've entered a loop kek

  2. Of all the numerous requests I've had from people wanting to take a picture of me in my Jafar cosplay today, being asked by one person in particular to do a smoulder so he can send it to his Jafar-hating friend has to be my utmost favorite.

    I think I laughed too much for a serious smoulder, but I loved the request. 

  3. Can it rain already? It'd make for a nice cool change from the unbearable summer heat.

    1. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      Agreed. Some rain would be a LOT better than the oppressive heat we've been getting lately!

    2. That Excited SpongeKid
    3. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      It's pouring rain where I am, but the air still feels 78

  4. It seems as if some neighbors have turned on their Christmas lights already.

    Then again, I don't recall them ever being bothered enough to ever take them down to begin with.

    1. Goobz

      Goobz

      New Holiday: November 1 - FUCK NOVEMBER, WE IN DECEMBER BITCH Day

    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      I've been through that, some trashy-ass family in my neighborhood kept their Christmas lights up until SEPTEMBER and then took them down

    3. Goobz

      Goobz

      September? Goddamn!

  5. Hey, could someone brief me on the use of swear words on this site? Just something I want to keep in mind.
    So...are there someone words that are alright to use? Are we allowed to? Should I avoid them?

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      You can swear, just not in these areas: Nautical Nonsense, Krusty Towers Check-In, Ask The Magic Conch Shell, and Status Updates.

       

    2. Aquatic Konquest

      Aquatic Konquest

      Ooh, thanks! Didn't know it was that specific! 

  6. ? They say home is where the heart is,
    But god I love the English... ?


    Wait...

  7. Gonna be attending my first ever London Comic-Con in May! Woot woot!

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      Toronto Comic Con was boring. I prefer to Fan Expo Canada.

      @sbl

    2. sbl

      sbl

      I went to Toronto Comic Con a while ago and yeah it was dumb @SOF

  8. Let me tell you all a story 'bout a mouse named Laurie,
    Yeah Laurie was a mouse in the big brown house...

  9. Spent my 18th in Disney World's Magic Kingdom. AKA Adulthood starting in the best way!

    1. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      that sounds fun! I went to Disney World the day after I graduated high school! Disney is the best way to celebrate! I always wanna go to Disney for my birthday but my parents say no cuz it is too hot :(((((

    2. WinterArcanine

      WinterArcanine

      That's an awesome way to celebrate a birthday (as in being at disney world)

  10. Can't believe I'm 20 now. But at least I've been able to drink for a good couple years already cuz I'm craving a drink to celebrate. 

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      happy happy birthday!

  11. Been back at uni for only a week and I've realized how much of an armchair contrarian I am when it comes to my course every opportunity I can get.
    Three straight hours bitching about an assignment with somebody else has definitely been a highlight of my week though, so I can't complain. :Laugh:

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      glad you're doing ok.

  12. Now, I don't think most of you celebrate it but regardless...

    Happy Diwali, SBC!

    1. Goobz

      Goobz

      Belated happy diwali! Cut me some slack, only 1 hour left until your status is officially from yesterday lmao

  13. Oh my gosh, the most wonderful thing just happened!

    My old English Language teacher just emailed me, saying that she'd like written consent for her to call back my A Level papers to use as exemplar material for future A Level English Language students to use to get an idea of how to get good grades in the exams!

    I'm only one of three students that took the subject to be asked, according the recipient list, and I feel so honored! Definitely gonna ask for my own copy so I can have a look myself!

     

     
  14. So I've been checking my university timetable and guess who only has a three day week? Yassssssss!!!!!

    Best part is it's consecutive (Monday-Wednesday) meaning FOUR DAY WEEKENDS! HUZZAH!

  15. A family friend's daughter has decided to get into collecting POP figures! And she aspires to beat my ever-so-modest count of 74 (not that I plan on stopping at 74, though!). Challenge accepted, and yay! POP buddy!

  16. It might be Friday the 13th, but I've been silently willing for an event that was gonna happen tonight to be cancelled since last week and I got my wish at the stroke of midnight so that's something.

    Image result for dreams do come true spongebob

  17. Wow...
    Looks like I haven't been on here for ages...

    Time to revamp my profile, I guess, cuz its aging really does show.

  18. Stumbled on this song and am in love; my life is complete ❤️

     

  19. I got to play Hooky twice this week and Thursday was a snow day.

    In other words, I got to have a five-day weekend! Hurrah!

  20. My last ever exam, and a few hours after I'd finished it, I find out that it had apparently been leaked beforehand by some twats giving it to people for £200. I cannot be more disgusted, and the exam board and atrocious for not even doing anything about it yet. If they say we have to resit the paper, I ain't doing it because it ain't fair on me and other students who didn't cheat.

    A part of me legit doesn't give a crap since now it's my summer break and stuff, but it still angers me to no end because I actually need to just pass this subject at the bare minimum and this could jeopardize that.

    http://www.itv.com/news/2018-06-22/investigation-launched-after-a-level-maths-paper-leaked-online/

  21. I'm practically done with my first year of uni, and only in April too! Long AF Summer Break, here I come!

  22. God...I think I ended up falling asleep on a chair in the living room last night. Too hot...in room...need sleep...

×
×
  • Create New...