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  1. Nosferatu!

    watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough 

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      You're not shiny

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      You're shiny af Katie :sbblink:

  2. Nosferatu!

    mo bounce? more like NO bounce... I don't care how dumb and predictable this was I want this song forcibly removed from my life (d) 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      that song is garbage (d) 

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      That guy in your avvie should get rid of it if you sell your soul.

  3. Nosferatu!

    I'm about to recieve my first performance review at work and I'm so nervous lmao 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Hope it went well :sbblink:

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      hope ya didnt get THE BOOT

  4. Nosferatu!

    i'm suing jonny brugh for literally making me shed tears over his sheer beauty this morning (d) 

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I have a lot of guys I could sue over this :norton: 

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      like UM.....???!?!?!

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      STOP!!! :norton: 

  5. Nosferatu!

    5 days

    tumblr_inline_oyl5irhXOr1t2whqx_500.jpg

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      why's he looks like Dean Amberose @Gengar

    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      :glare: 

  6. Nosferatu!

    this is more important to me than my own hypothetical childtumblr_oz9qb6aRPh1u0f08eo1_1280.jpg

    1. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      it is very rare for him to sign autographs with his actual name :glare:  this is how u know it’s authentic 

  7. Nosferatu!

    :george:

    1. Patty Rose

      Patty Rose

      It is a wild mod buddy.

    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Hey everyone, Katie’s back again!

  8. Nosferatu!

    IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE BABY!

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      No, no! I only coughed, I swear!

  9. Nosferatu!

    ... aaand our A/C is still broken. Just kill me now.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      :(
  10. Nosferatu!

    Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand <3

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe

      is a real tripppp

  11. Nosferatu!

    *inhales deeply, exhales, stares off into the void*

    1. TheBigOcean

      TheBigOcean

      Just wanted to say congrats on Employee of the month man also yeah I feel that way to sometimes

  12. Nosferatu!

    I'M ON TO YOU, KRABS!

    1. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      no this is patrick

  13. Nosferatu!

    Today sure was awful... I hope tomorrow is better.

    1. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Sorry that your day didn't go well, I hope the same.

  14. Nosferatu!

    Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      R.I.P. tyeamwork

  15. Nosferatu!

    I need a bodyguard.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      We ain't bodyguards kid.

  16. Nosferatu!

    Butterfly kisses. Can't take it... it's too cute! It's... it's disgusting!

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      NEED HATRED

  17. Nosferatu!

    IT WAS YOU! YOU'RE THE BABY!

    1. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      No! I only coughed! I swear!

  18. Nosferatu!

    ROOT BEER!!!

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      Waffiles: ROOT BEER!

  19. Nosferatu!

    PRESENTATION!

    1. Cha

      Cha

      WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

  20. Nosferatu!

    http://i.imgur.com/kkVWUsA.png

    1. Cha

      Cha

      oh my god

  21. Nosferatu!

    I'd be Norton's friend.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      he seems like a cool guy

  22. Nosferatu!

    I made a very important purchase today.

    1. abisert

      abisert

      What?

  23. Nosferatu!

    HOLOGRAPHIC CROISSANT

    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      MY FAVORITE

  24. Nosferatu!

    WOO SHELL CITY

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      YEAH! WE MADE IT

  25. Nosferatu!

    DOES IT REALLY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A MAAAN

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Yes it does.

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