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  1. Joe Biden

    OUR HOUSE

     

    IN THE MIDDLE OF A STREET

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      speaking of, who actually puts a house in the middle of their own street they'll block out traffic if they do that plus i think that's impossible and illegal for them to do that

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      it's madness

  2. Joe Biden

    NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      if only they made a clone of lee harvey oswald

    2. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      My John Kennedy pez dispenser!...at least i have a Bobby Kennedy one...

  3. Joe Biden

    you all should hear my awesome profile music

    1. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      delicious

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      tasty

  4. Joe Biden

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    only in florida this would happen

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm sure Todd is pleased 

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      who's this old jerk

      lol

       

  5. Joe Biden

    It's Nickelodeon's Worldwide Day of Play! We're getting out and getting active, and you should be too! We'll be back at 3!

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Is it bad that I forgot this was a thing?

    2. Cream

      Cream

      lmao i forgot it was a thing too

  6. Joe Biden

    So what's the first thing my radio wakes me up to in November? November Rain.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      lolwat

    2. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      Dang.

  7. Joe Biden

    My old posts are cringe, why y'all liking them? :P

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      okay i'm not the only one, phew

    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      I swear, it wasn't me

  8. Joe Biden

    Really wish I could get to sleep but my sore throat is keeping me up. I need tips.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      hope you're feeling better now

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Too late now but if iit's still keeping up, NyQuil ftw

  9. Joe Biden

    MTV Classic, PLEASE go back to playing Daria or Beavis and Butthead or Clone High episodes. I have no problems with music videos and stuff. I like the '80s. I like the '90s. Heck, I'll even throw in some of the 2000's videos too. But for the love of god, air reruns of Daria again. I could take or leave Beavis and Butthead and Clone High since all they do is air the same 12 and 13 episodes (respectively) over and over again, but please, air reruns of Daria again. If you want to show stuff like Cribs or Punk'd, I couldn't give less a crap, but PLEASE play Daria reruns again. I want my, I want my, I want my Daria on MTV.

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      I don't mind since I got through the entire series before they took it off.

    2. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      OK. :P They need to show more Green Jello and GWAR while they're at it, too.

  10. Joe Biden

    Yay, I have 3 posts after 2000 posts.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      now you have 2004, that's enough posts to make Ruben Studdard sorry

    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      I still only have 300 :DDDDDDDDD

  11. Joe Biden

    tmw your Discover Weekly playlist has Sweet Victory yet again

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      And two versions of "The Loco-Motion" I don't particularly care for.

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      tmw your Discover Weekly recommends a G-Eazy song...guess this is what I get for listening to Broccoli on repeat

  12. Joe Biden

    my avvie is cute af

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      your avvie and my SBM avvie are perfect

    2. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      Mines is the cutest

  13. Joe Biden

    Mark March 18th, 2017 "The Day Fred Rechid Learned That Five for Fighting is Just One Person"

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Pfffft...

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      well to be fair it's a really stupid name for a solo performer

  14. Joe Biden

    So fun fact: My dad told me that the guy from Wild Cherry used to live in our neighborhood.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      So you gonna play that funky music?

    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      is wild cherry that one band that made us play music like a white boy

  15. Joe Biden

    I should just raise my eyebrow and see if they'll cast me in a Dreamworks movie.

    1. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      become trans-species and do it and you're in

    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      A big budget "Daria," I'd pay money to see THAT!

  16. Joe Biden

    So I beat Beat Shazam this night.

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      ok

    2. sbl

      sbl

      I hate that DJ she's so obnoxious

  17. Joe Biden

    my sister died in the spaghetti

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      moms spaghetti

    2. OWM

      OWM

      who wants to go run in a stream

  18. Joe Biden

    Stephen King's Under the Dove

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Starring indie rock group Doves of Maine.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      so this is what it sounds like... when doves cry

  19. Joe Biden

    So, uhhhhh, I was just called for jury duty. Hooray.

     

    I'M JUST GONNA CONVICT EVERYONE GUILTY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Haha that's a rude awakening to adulthood's realities

      Hopefully you can get out of it, I've been called twice but never had to go

    2. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      If you do have to go, maybe you can get out of it by pretending you're racist lol

  20. Joe Biden

    tmw you have a great dream where you meet your long time crush at your dad's party and finally have the guts to talk to her and suddenly, REO Speedwagon wakes you up and ruins the moment completely

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I think it was some New Year's Eve party too.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      REO Speedwagon has ruined many a moment for me

  21. Joe Biden

    RIP Malcolm Young

     

    He's on the Highway to Heaven.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Hoooooly schnitzel. This is a sad day indeed. Say what you will about AC/DC having the most formulaic music ever, but it is damn good formulaic music, and Malcolm's contributions to it can't be ignored. I hope he and Bon Scott are happy to see each other after all these years now.

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      god damnit 2017

      MAKE IT STOP!

  22. Joe Biden

    tmw even your work radio hates John Mayer

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Seriously, 30 or 45 seconds of "Say" played and then it just stopped, and a different song played.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      he said what he needed to say

  23. Joe Biden

    hey guys there are def leppard albums that aren't the sucky live ones on spotify now

    1. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      REALLY?? HOLY SHIT

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      that explains why pour some sugar on me is on the rock charts right now

  24. Joe Biden

    Interesting experiment results:

    As you all know, "Why Don't You & I" by Santana has two versions: the one featuring Alex Band and the one featuring Chad Kroeger. Both versions have the same guitar intro. When I Shazamed the intros to both versions, both came up as the Alex Band version.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I want my nickel back

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      here ya go *give Wumbo a nickel*

  25. Joe Biden

    Spotify news: Peter Gabriel is on there now.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      I WANNA BE YOUR

      *trumpet sound*

      SLEDGEHAMMAH!

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and just when I deleted it too, good thing I have two of his albums

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