President Squidward

chracters without personalities

1. phineas and ferb

Something I just realized today, as of yesterday, I have had seven days where I had the most liked content on this website!  I feel like celebrating, by listening to Prince's hit song "7". The first user to respond to this post by including a video link to the music video of this song, gets 7 Imaginary Bonus points, and an imaginary cookie!  Enough said!

Which SpongeBob episode would you show to a first time viewer?

Would anyone like to dance with me?

lookin to add fulfillment to your dull dull dull

wtf is superdrags

Am I the only one who thinks Craig of the Creek is kinda enjoyable?

yo. imagine if james baxter animated a scene in spongebob.  #randomthought

I've concluded that Kyle McCulloch and Jack Pendarvis might be my least favorite writers of the series.

It's weird how EVERY EPISODE they wrote, they just had to ruin Squidward's character by making him do weird acts or make him act zanier. I thought Skill Crane was just a one-off thing, but when Post-Sequel came out, I realized it was a SIGN, and I think it made me lose my entertainment of Skill Crane a bit.

Weird how an Adventure Time writer can just suddenly change style with SpongeBob and just make it wacky as hell and not have some ground to it, or at least make all the characters grounded. Lost in Bikini Bottom, Tutor Sauce, both awful episodes.

And then, let's talk about Kyle McCulloch, besides Skill Crane, he unleashes Squidward's awful zanier side that should NEVER ever be engrained as a high percentage of his character, I haven't seen Sold! and The Whole Tooth,  but I've heard and seen some perculiar things about Squidward in there, and I am afraid to come across them when I do... BUT, HE wrote Patrick! The Game. One of the most disgusting, painful episodes to ever EXPERIENCE with Squidward. Truly awful characterization for everyone involved in there, including Squidward. Shame. Fuck that episode.

Now, let's talk about the TWO TOGETHER, writing some of my most despised episodes or moments of Squidward, such as Company Picnic (which I kind of seen and witnessed the horrors of OC Squidward in there, sucking on pens like a deranged lunatic Ren and Stimpy character) or THE FISHBOWL, which I had in my worst list last year but never watched really, BUT SQUIDWARDS CHARACTERIZATION in there alone, CHASING ice cream for no fucking reason, and then being tested by Sandy, SpongeBob and Patrick like a psychopath in a mental institution just seems painful. I fuckin hate it.

Squid Plus One I USED to like back when I first saw it, but now I realize Squidward felt unusual as hell in that episode, just in a more played down level, but still felt overly stressed and angry, and then takes a mirror of himself with him to the concert. He's egotistical, but not to a weird level like that. At least get his personality right and not take it up to 11.

It makes me not want these two (or hell, anybody in this era, looking at you Kaz...) nowhere near this character.

I'm sure these people are nice, cool people in real life. Don't worry, I'm not mad at them, I'm just not a fan of the writing and I know they can do better than that. Maybe one day I can work for something SpongeBob related and they can write Squidward better if the show has a slower pace in tone and was actually entertaining and not depressing to see everyone just be a train wreck to look at all the time.

even after all these years my love for tumblr is still strong

How long can I do this?

Imagine. Logging into this site once every 5 years. 

Gottem.

I will never get over the fact the guy who voiced The Brain on Arthur in the early 2000's is now a far-right political commentator and also the guy in the "change my mind" meme

So, a friend convinced me to watch Death Note and it's actually pretty good

Am I a weeb now?

(Also don't spoil me anything)

You know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well...that would just be okay.

I hate Kevin Hart

merry chrysler

So, a few on SBM might remember the unfinished topic I did on talking about every CN original. I'm not going to make any promises, but there's a good chance that I might be reviving it soon...

The real "Worst Hit Song of 2018" is "broken" by lovelytheband.  Let's just get that out of the way now before I start working on the actual music lists for this year.  The most uninspired half assed piece of shit to crossover from the alt rock charts of the last ten years.  It's the best example of everything that I hate that a genre I adore so much has become.

HAD TO HAVE HA HA HOPES FOR A LEMON

call it a thingy but i think sbc is a wunschpunsch forum

CAN YOU SAVE? CAN YOU SAVE MY? CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVYDIRTYSOUL?

...LET'S just recap. You STEAL my motorcycle. I DON'T have you arrested. I'm forced to wait an hour... for BAGELS I didn't even WANT! (grabs the bag and shakes it) And then I come HOME to find you CHEWING on my sister's FACE!

A wise man once said, "Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin."

LUKEWARMEST TAKE: Zedd's ok