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  1. President Squidward

    New forum weapon:

    41KKPJPA0YL.jpg

  2. President Squidward

    Don't mean to be nitpicky here, but why is Squidward having a lot of crazy moments in these new episodes? It's fine to do that but don't make it his character.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @Bagels Him randomly hitting a costumer with a spatula and pouring salt on mr krabs's eyes in Tutor Sauce

      him getting himself dirty just to go home in Lost in Bikini Bottom

      talking to his reflection was kind of out of his character in Squid Plus One

      and him going crazy stuffing his face with peanuts and sucking on a candy pan in a weird way in Company Picnic

  3. President Squidward

    How come my shouts aren't showing up in the shoutbox?

  4. President Squidward

    I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT

    1. OWM

      OWM

      ARTHUR TIMOTHY READ COME HERE

  5. President Squidward

    what if SQUIDWARD

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    2. DarknessDG

      DarknessDG

      was unsure

    3. Estonia

      Estonia

      WAS ICE BESR

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      ICE BESR

  6. President Squidward

    Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

    1. JakeFromStateFarm

      JakeFromStateFarm

      sucks

    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      Vn F Thy Wrn't S Grt

  7. President Squidward

    tweet tweet squawk tweet tweet squawk

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      i taw i taw a puddy cat

  8. President Squidward

    I'm still deciding whether I should make a review topic for 2000's hits or not, as im not really good at reviewing...

  9. President Squidward

    I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORL

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    2. illiniguy34

      illiniguy34

      I CANNOT TELL YOU, IT CONFIDENTIAL.

    3. Jane

      Jane

      I'm drunk, I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love yoo darling

    4. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      They betrayed me. They didn't keep their promise. They tricked me. Now I don't care anymore.

  10. President Squidward

    Grizz and Squidward :sbgrin:

    1. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      great ship :P

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      It's my future rivalry obvi

  11. President Squidward

    these sideburns aren't real

  12. President Squidward

    Up in the morning girl and that DJ playing that song

  13. President Squidward

    I'm a married spud I'm a married spud

    1. Cha

      Cha

      DON'T TALK TO ANY TOY YOU DON'T KNOW.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I'M TOUR GUIDE BARBIE

  14. President Squidward

    Susie make me a goddamn sandwich

    1. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      I wunt to pet the kitty.

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Susie, buy me a fucking beer.

  15. President Squidward

    Take that money watch it burn

  16. President Squidward

    We made it rain... A lot.

    1. Cha

      Cha

      *BANJO*

  17. President Squidward

    This is the best thing I've ever written: http://www.sbmania.net/forums/topic/47116-the-adventures-of-squidward-and-ice-bear/?p=933837

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    2. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      This is the most amazing thing I've ever read.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Scroll down after your drawing, MMM.

    4. MMM

      MMM

      ik

  18. President Squidward

    lol remember that Squidward and Wander fanfic

  19. President Squidward

    2005 > 2015 in music

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Eamon > 2004 music > 2005 music > 2015 music

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Jadakiss > Eamon

    4. MMM

      MMM

      2009 > 2012 > 2013 2008 > 2010 > a softball in the nose > 2014 > 2011 > 2004 > 2003 > old socks > 2006 > a bowl of Bush's baked beans > 2005 > 150 miles of human excrement > 2007 > 7000 miles of human excrement concluding with deformed pigs doused in octopus snot that engulfs the entire world and causes a violent and bloody apocalypse > 2015

       

      from my personl experience which is why 2012 is at the top

  20. President Squidward

    You have disrespected your elders, arrogant stripling.

  21. President Squidward

    NO TALENT NO TALENT

  22. President Squidward

    *rudely shushes Squidward*

  23. President Squidward
    http://i.imgur.com/SrrxbHC.jpg Drew this
    1. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      beautiful

    2. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      Work of art.

  24. President Squidward

    tmw your avatar isn't working anymore so it's just a nlank white square :(

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      tis fine for me

    3. The Guy With the Computer

      The Guy With the Computer

      It's working for me. Must be a defect on some computers.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Okay it's working fine for me too lol

  25. President Squidward

    why can't I be pretty like you

    1. kev

      kev

      KLUTZ

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