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Old Man Jenkins

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  1. I see only the Fantastic Four are logged on. FOR GLORY!

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Heh...heh *nervouslly sweeps OMJ's house*

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      GRRRRRRRRR CHAWAAAAARD!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I woke up to see this and I started laughing hahaha great performance, guize.

  2. North Korea is apparently threatening to test out nukes and Hawaii is most likely their first target. It's been nice knowing y'all.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      No! Well.... maybe. I think you're right. :P

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      they are testing. quick get the hulk over there immediatly

  3. Totally forgot today was Statehood Day here. And here I thought it was just a normal Friday night.

  4. Oh my god. My damn ipad god damn it to hell

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      I'll double team the ipad with you. 2 on 1.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      By any chance, did you press back?

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Hopefuly no, because if so this rant would be embarrassing and pointless.

  5. 1002. Bang.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I became the #1 Top Poster too

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      now clappy has no top records. poor clappy

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Oh. My. God. WHAT A BEAST.

  6. What an eventful morning for all the wrong reasons. My next door neighbor's house burned down. Crazy fucking shit but glad nobody got hurt.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I'm glad it wasn't serious, OMJ.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Me too, especially with my sister and her kids here. Bad experience for the kids to go through.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Awww the poor kiddies. ;(( Hey, at least everyones all good.

  7. Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!

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    2. box

      box

      Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Plague? xD I meant pledge.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      LOL, plague! HAHAHAHAHA! Ohhh man, Cha... *wipes tear from eye*

  8. Wow, I broke a record and I didn't even realize it til now

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      what the heck did you just do?

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I've gone to the edge and back

    4. Cha

      Cha

      They don't call you a Rock God for nothin'!

  9. Have no fear, Slum Faithful. This chapter is a doozie.

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Yeah, I am a kidder. But I'm not a kid. I'M A MAN.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Then you will die like one

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

  10. 40,000 posts, all in a morning's work

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      OMJ= Only More Jollyin'while'postin

      okay i tried

    3. MMM

      MMM

      You're just too fast for me (smh)

    4. kev

      kev

      CONGRATS JEEVES!

  11. Gruss vom Krampus

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I hope it catches on in a flash.

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      And spawns dozens of unrelated direct to video sequels starring the Rock.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Or Larry the Cable Guy with George Lopez lending his voice in somewhere.

  12. 50,000 posts...don't know whether to feel proud or feel sorry for myself. Imma throw something together to celebrate it later.

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      Don't forget the guy who helped you do the last hundred.

    3. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      "she needs you" I'm living just fine Kevin

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      The things I miss when I'm asleep.....congratz!

  13. Just realized I hit 11k posts. Imma making my way up.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Woo hoo! Go get 'em Jenkins!

    3. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      You're unreachable to me now. I shall bow to you instead *wink wink*

    4. E.V.I.L.
  14. Shit son, tsunami warning? Let's see If the assholes I live next to high-tail it outta here again.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The earthquake was near Canada. Nothing too bad happened here. They cancelled the warning into an advisory at around 1 in the morning here.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Wish you the best.

    4. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1
  15. Well, will you look at that. I'm now a member of the 20k Club

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      OMJ you sly dog you. Congrats a million fold! :D

    3. Cha

      Cha

      OMJ you sly dog you. Congrats a million fold! :D

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Congrats dude! Getting to 20K brings me back to my days at the Refuge when I got there. :P

  16. 845 posts in one day. Record.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      and 80 away from 30000 overall

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Holy............

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      You just hit the big 1K or 1000. For me that's something to be proud of. :P

  17. What happened to the Orca skin? It was the only one that didn't make everything look so mobile-y for me.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I noticed that when I switch between from one skin and go on Splash, the tabs above the shoutbox that takes you to the store/wiki/etc disappears after like a split second and it just ends up like this http://i.imgur.com/QzuAtcrl.jpg

    3. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      Weird, I'll bring it to MDPP's attention. I have a feeling it'll be the same on Orca though.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Well, I think I found the solution to this problem. I just had to rotate the closed sign to open my ipad screen from vertical to horizontal and the skin switched over to the more desktop view lol. I don't really position my ipad like dat, obvi, but I'll get used to it.

  18. I see you. CLAP!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      By recruited Luke Gallows and Chris Masters? I wish you luck.

    3. Steel Sponge
    4. box

      box

      Oh crap i'll have to call the hospital again.

  19. Well, my mom caught some idiot from next door pissing on our property next to our cars. He kept pissing while she scolded him. Had this been like 3-4 years ago, I would've gone off. #PieceOfShit

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I can only hope.

    3. box

      box

      If he pisses on your cars, i'd reccommend the police.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Well, some people just don't care about the rules. If it was my case I would've tell him to take a hike.

  20. The news said smiles are contagious. Watchu doin' to my aina, Sauce?! Dis aintcho rock to shi shi nai nai on!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ahahaha I was kidding OMJ! I knew you would catch that reference.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I hear clapping is fatal.

    4. Macseed

      Macseed

      That's not true. I'll prove i- (falls to the floor)

  21. Going to a Carlos Santana concert tonight. Now I can die with some dignity.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Man it´s a hot one

      like seven inches from the midday sun

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Eh, dying in love is better. Have fun!

  22. Well, I'm off to watch Scary Movie V. Where's my weed?

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      No, writing as I watch pre-movie stuff. Movie starts in a few tho. This place is dead.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan doesn't scream must see? I don't know what does. :P

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I've come back from worse than this.

  23. 70,000 POSTS HYPE! Don't know what to do for it. I don't wanna make lists and my writing sucks eggs.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      you're like god level writing

    3. Urchees

      Urchees

      Oh my Gosh! That's a LOT!

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      You give me writing too much credit @cha

  24. I have a hairy, hairy chest because I'm now the third highest poster on SBC! My lack of a social life is finally paying off :P

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