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  1. Wumbo

    Man the songs that americans pick from up north to get popular is just endlessly hilarious to me.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      those wacky americans!

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      (seriously though Shawn Mendes what the hell)

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      aw man I gotta listen to him open for Taylor Swift :( well at least Vance Joy, the other act, is decent

  2. Wumbo

    Top 5 Awful Moments in Rattle and Hum is one of my fave Todd videos.

    1. Sweat

      Sweat

      I haven't seen that one in forever, all I remember is that the #1 still pisses me right off

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      #2 tho

      AM I BUGGING YOU

      I DON'T MEAN TO BUG YOU

    3. kylie

      kylie

      i didnt know that existed 

  3. Wumbo

    When you're writing up your worst songs list for 2001 and get distracted by listening to DMX instead #sorrynotsorry

    1. The Crow

      The Crow

      apology #acceptednotaccepted

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      y'all gon make me LOSE MY MIND

    3. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      I told you that DMX was gon' give it to ya.

  4. Wumbo

    would someone please tell me why a random song from 1996 is in the Top 40 right now

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I guess it's saying boo from 1996 :funny:

       

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Running man challenge

    3. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      Freaking

      Vine.

  5. Wumbo

    I wonder if anybody's ever made a Jesus parody of "Animals" by Maroon 5

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "Jesus I'm praying on you tonight"

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      An episode of The Simpsons said that to change Christian rock to pop music, you just have to change the word "Jesus" to "baby", so it's liable to work in reverse, I think.

    3. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      A South Park episode pretty much said how to do the inverse version of above.

  6. Wumbo

    this song would be a lot better if it were sung by two different people

     

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      ...yeah, still not a fan of Camilla's vocals. 

    2. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ain't no sunshine when she's gone

  7. Wumbo

    what she order

    FISH FILLET

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      she said "Ye can we get married at the MALL"

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      come and meet me in the bathroom STAAAAAALL

    3. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      prince williams ain't do it right if you ask me

      if i was him I woulda MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY

  8. Wumbo

    hey y'all sorry you ain't gettin the worst list tonight, it's family time. Merry Christmas and all that <3

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      It's all good. Merry Christmas Wumbro <3

    2. Cha

      Cha

      did you air your grievances 

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE

  9. Wumbo

    yo spotify friends, anyone else having a weird issue where spotify inexplicably skips songs on playlists/albums?

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      nah, seems to be playing songs just fine for me

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      huh, makes it harder for me to listen to full albums :(

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      that sucks :/ maybe shoot 'em an e-mail or tweet about the issue?

  10. Wumbo

    the doggone girl is mine

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      that boy is mine

    2. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      this photograph is mine

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Dog Police

  11. Wumbo

    Hard to think of a man more important to rock n' roll than Chuck Berry. RIP

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      RIP :( At least he lived a long life though.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Yeah, 90 years ain't nothin' to sneeze at. Plus he survived 2016.

    3. Dragonball Z

      Dragonball Z

      I wasn't even AWARE that Chuck Berry could've STILL been alive! o.o Hard to believe he managed to survive a LOT of the performers he inspired! I.E.: Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Prince. Heaven just got a little more rocking and rolling music up there, that's for sure!

  12. Wumbo

    i made a man so happy when i wrote a letter once

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      LUKAS GRAHAAAM *audience cheers* 

    2. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      Did you get his letter from a postman just DE OTHER DEEEEEEH

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ^shameless plugs are my thing amigo

  13. Wumbo

    kanye west is 40 now

    1. Cha

      Cha

      he could be my father, daddy west

    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Middle Age West

    3. The Crow

      The Crow

      *Mid West

  14. Wumbo

    took awhile but honestly I think I love everything about "Crying in the Club"

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      yknow I said last year Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes' duet would be the best thing either of them do and here in 2017 they both prove me wrong, good on 'em

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Havana is my favorite Camila song tbh. Sooo good. Though Crying in the Club has grown on me too

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I also heard "I Have Questions" as a result of watching the Crying in the Club video and I love that one too

  15. Wumbo

    "The Alan Parsons Project" is a terrible band name.

    1. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      At least they don't call themselves "Alan Parsons" (smirk)

    2. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      Also, side note but the instrumental piece preceding "Eye in the Sky" sounds pretty damn cool.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I would honestly prefer "Alan Parsons". "The Alan Parsons Project" is about ten times more pretentious, especially for a band that sold out their prog rock roots to switch to soft rock.

  16. Wumbo

    The early 2000s are honestly full of these innocuous songs that I can't tell if I like or not.

    1. Amphibia

      Amphibia

      some of 2000s songs are full of crap.

    2. Amphibia

      Amphibia

      why's sad face? :(

    3. The Simpsons

      The Simpsons

      because I grew up on a lot of those songs :(

  17. Wumbo

    there's a grown man on the internet who reviews music and goes by the name "ducky" 

     

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      guy's got the presence of a 6 year old reciting lines for his very first school play

    2. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      "I finally graduated from college. I moved out of my parents' place. AND GOT A FULL-TIME JOB!"

      Ironic given his personality in this video.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I’ll give the guy this.  I won’t forget his terrible name unlike some of these other knockoffs.

  18. Wumbo

    it's just a greasy spoon

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      This kitchen's not the same without you :(

    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      that song makes me cry!

    3. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      All these tears...and the show tunes?

  19. Wumbo

    I say this as a notoriously huge Demi Lovato fan: "Tell Me You Love Me" blows

    1. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      And I'm just the opposite, but I am also speaking as a fan of Demi's music: "Tell Me You Love Me" doesn't blow.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      It's the only time I've heard Demi where she sounded like she wasn't enjoying herself. She's Christina Aguilering the thing, and this pains me to say it, she's not as good a singer as Christina Aguilera. These lyrics are also just real bad; "you ain't nobody til you got somebody"? Who are you, and what did you do with "Confident" era Demi?

    3. kylie

      kylie

      30a.jpeg

       

      hopefully she did away with the boring Confident demi forever thats what she did with it sis! but i respect any opinion you hold 

  20. Wumbo

    came in with two girls look like strippers in their REAL CLOTHES

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      a broke ho can only point me to a rich ho

    2. sbl

      sbl

      a yellow bitch with green hair, a real weirdo

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I upgrade your baby mama to a CONDO

  21. Wumbo

    turn around

    1. sbl

      sbl

      every now and then I get a little bit lonely

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      and you're never comin' round

    3. kev

      kev

      every now and then i get a little bit hungry .

  22. Wumbo

    Hot Take: Hailee Steinfeld doesn't have a single good song

    1. kev

      kev

      her music career is fucking shit honestly. she should stick to acting because she absolutely shines at it. 

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      The Edge of Seventeen is such a good movie tbh

    3. 101 Dalmatian Street

      101 Dalmatian Street

      I kinda liked "Most Girls," but that's pretty much it.

  23. Wumbo

    if post malone comes out with a song called "i gotta pee" i called it

    1. Amphibia

      Amphibia

      Wumbo, that's goss.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      Wumbo Got Mauled

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Wumbo Got Served

  24. Wumbo

    just heard a commercial for a hit music radio station and they play "him and i" by halsey and g-eazy lol

    1. Ron

      Ron

      hit of the year tho wym

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      bad things but somehow worse is not hit of the year

    3. Ron

      Ron

      it's just such quality music ?

  25. Wumbo

    "She Will Be Loved" has some of the worst, most pandering lyrics I've ever heard in a song. Good thing the melody's nice at least.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Tbh I never listen to the lyrics I just like the beat lolz

    2. kev

      kev

      SHE WILLLLLL

    3. SG19

      SG19

      Back when Maroon 5 was good

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