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  1. Wumbo

    I like digging holes and

    that's about it

  2. Wumbo

    i loooove krabby patties

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      The only people who don't like Krabby patties have never tasted one!

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      we have to get back those stolen maggy daddies

  3. Wumbo

    I need you, I need you, I need you right now

    ...

    Yeah, I need you right now

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down

      ...

      I think I'm losing my mind now

  4. Wumbo

    I never realized how BAD the lyrics to "Meet Virginia" were. Like, not even necessarily weird bad, just... not even trying bad.

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "well she wants to live her life

      then she thinks about her life"

  5. Wumbo

    I never understood (and still don't really understand) the appeal of "Gucci Gang", but I loved "Esskeetit" almost immediately am I cool yet

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      it's irony u dip

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      its pretty dull for a song you're supposed to listen to ironically

  6. Wumbo

    I prefer the Pre Malone era of music myself.

  7. Wumbo

    I say this as a notoriously huge Demi Lovato fan: "Tell Me You Love Me" blows

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      And I'm just the opposite, but I am also speaking as a fan of Demi's music: "Tell Me You Love Me" doesn't blow.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      It's the only time I've heard Demi where she sounded like she wasn't enjoying herself. She's Christina Aguilering the thing, and this pains me to say it, she's not as good a singer as Christina Aguilera. These lyrics are also just real bad; "you ain't nobody til you got somebody"? Who are you, and what did you do with "Confident" era Demi?

    3. kylie

      kylie

      30a.jpeg

       

      hopefully she did away with the boring Confident demi forever thats what she did with it sis! but i respect any opinion you hold 

  8. Wumbo

    I stg I am never doing one of these SWYADs again my short term memory is shot to hell

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      oh who am I kidding, it's all part of the fun

    2. Cha

      Cha

      tumblr_p7773qgvU81qj5yg0o1_540.jpg?width

  9. Wumbo

    i turn OFFset ON

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Wumbardi B

  10. Wumbo

    I was singing along to Shape of You in a Subway so if anyone would like to take away my music reviewing license rn I won't put up a fight

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      what subway line did ya take?

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      restaurant @SOF

    4. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      oh lol

  11. Wumbo

    I would welcome a chart of "Juju On That Beat" 100 times with nothing else if "Gummo" would go away and die forever

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I'd rather have Bhad Bhabie's songs on the charts than 6ix9ine

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Why are we giving literal scum of the Earth rappers hit songs?

    4. sbl

      sbl

      GOT THE BLICKY UH

      STATUS IT HOLDS 50 UH

      *left side to right side in stereo audio*

      SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-GANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

  12. Wumbo

    I'm KENDALL JENNER

  13. Wumbo

    I'm listening to The Postman Song in full for the first time and my god it's even worse than I could have possibly imagined.

  14. Wumbo

    I'm pretty willing to accept anybody's musical opinion but if you hate Blondie it kinda makes me wonder if you hate joy and happiness as well.

    1. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      One way or another, we're gonna find someone who hates Blondie and get them, get them, get them, get them.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I've legitimately developed an obsession with "Hanging on the Telephone"

  15. Wumbo

    I'm... the HUFF

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      huff huff puff puff 

  16. Wumbo

    I'm... the HUFF

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE???

    2. MMM

      MMM

      Don’t hassle the huff

  17. Wumbo

    I've always wanted a chocolate starfish for Christmas. Thanks Fred Durst!  

    1. Cha

      Cha

      what about the chocolate clarinet 

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I got hot dog flavored water.

  18. Wumbo

    I've been meaning to listen to that Astroworld album but I dunno if I can put up with nearly an hour of "YAH" and "ITS LIT"

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    2. sbl

      sbl

      I finished it. Essentially, I only liked 7 songs out of the entire album. It's a weird mash of hard rap, instrumental/lo-fi rap, and trap.

      My favourite song off the album might be WAKE UP, just because of The Weeknd. SICKO MODE is still great, and STOP TRYING TO BE GOD's harmonica is a nice touch.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Harmonicas Are Shite

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I haven't listened to the album, but something that has caught my attention as of recent is that Sicko Mode has 30 songwriting credits including three sample credits and including Scott and the three other artists featured on it.

  19. Wumbo

    if I were to rank pop songs this year based on the ones I least wanted to hear ever again, the Hailee Steinfeld/Alesso/Florida Georgia Line thing would be at the top without a doubt

    1. Cha

      Cha

      I was already lost at florida georgia line

  20. Wumbo

    if post malone comes out with a song called "i gotta pee" i called it

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      Wumbo, that's goss.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      Wumbo Got Mauled

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Wumbo Got Served

  21. Wumbo

    If the purpose of a mashup is nothing more than to highlight the fact that two songs sound like similar bland mush, then don't make the mashup.

  22. Wumbo

    If you live through other people for so long, you forget how to live for yourself when you realize no one really needs you.

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      huh?

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      retweet, screenshot, subscribe

  23. Wumbo

    If you want to know how massively broken the Billboard year-end system always was, "Purple Rain", arguably Prince's most famous song, hit #2 but because it charted too late it didn't make the year-end for '84.

    If you can't chart "Purple Rain" what good even are you, what am I even doing

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Still better than the mid-90s when actual popularity was an afterthought

  24. Wumbo

    im

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I'm a bee

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      I'm so fancy

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      I'm yoooours

  25. Wumbo

    im so fuckin grateful for my ex

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      thank u, next

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