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Wumbo

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  1. GET OFF ME!! And I'm not Squidward!

    1. Eddie Van Halen

      Eddie Van Halen

      Patrick: "Are you Squidward NOW?"

    2. Dr. Dark

      Dr. Dark

      You right, my bad

    3. Kuromi

      Kuromi

      r u mimi now

  2. ONE CRYIN JOHNNY

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    2. Doot Doot

      Doot Doot

      is that code for Cherry Cheesecake

    3. Eddie Van Halen

      Eddie Van Halen

      I have NO idea what you're talking about!

    4. The Patient
  3. say what's a dog?

    1. Coraline

      Coraline

      Everybody (yeah)

      Rock your body (yeah)

      Everybody rock your body right 

      Wumbo’s back 

      ALL RIGHT!

    2. Eddie Van Halen

      Eddie Van Halen

      Hey everyone! The Talking Dog at the Shell Shack, IS SINGING!!!!

  4. I didn't know that I was starving til I tasted you

    1. The Patient

      The Patient

      Ĭ̷̱̘ ̵͕̳̓̓͌d̴̡̪̐̂́i̵̞͆̐d̷͓̫̅n̷̻̟̅̂̌'̴̧̌̂͜͝ͅt̶̤͓̽͠-̶̼̟̠̇ ̷̤͔͐̂́Ḭ̷̍̄͘͜ ̴̪̟̾̋͠d̶̰̣̼̓̊ȉ̶͎͗̅d̵̟̞̈́̃̽n̸̗̦̂'̸͉̈́ţ̵̜̱͐͒̄-̸̛̯͚̂ ̷̖͎͒͗Ḭ̵̭̅̈́̚ ̶̬̟̎̑̉d̴̹̫̪̀į̷̖̭̀ḑ̵͙̆͌̚ǹ̴͕́'̴͇͓̙̋͘t̶͓̿ ̸̢̲̫̊̍Ï̸͚̙̈́ ̴͉͂͑̃d̷̟̉i̵͎̯̐̉͘ḑ̵̘̦͛̿ň̷̦'̷̘͖̞͠t̷̹̹̪̐ ̷̩̳̉̕t̴͕͔̮̉͝a̴̲͉̹̾̉͘s̴̮͌́t̶̖̯̙͗ë̷͙͇́ḍ̴̛̼̓ ̵̻̄y̶̥̯͙̔͂o̸̘͕̿͗͜ų̸̼͖̀͝
      ̴͈̊͠Ỉ̴̡̟ ̶̩̞͕̒Ņ̶̪͚̊É̸̢̢͖̽̆Ẹ̵̡̟̇̎͊Ḏ̷͙̜̄ ̴̡͇̋̀͗N̷̗͈͛O̴̙͐͂̇-̷̛̦̻̤ ̵̝̈̅͌Ï̵͖̻̄ͅ ̸͎͖̒N̵̨̨͑̇͠Ȅ̷̖̰̖͆E̴̻̳̓̾̾D̵̙͑ͅ ̶̪̞͂͆̍N̴̻̙̊̇̃Ơ̵̲̦̟̋-̴̤͂̒ ̸͔̆Ḯ̸̢̛̪̣ ̸͚͈̈̓N̸͍̐Ȩ̴͙͉̍̈E̵͕͇̰̍͋̉D̷͇͙̍ ̴͈͈̏͝N̵͔͐͌Ȍ̴̞͈̝͊̚-̴̛̲̟̰ ̴̟̊W̵͇͓͑H̴̙̯͚̀̅͆O̷̠̚L̸̪̖͊̂E̶̲̓ ̴͈̂͘D̷̗̗̊A̵͍͕̅͑M̵̘̄͝N̴̯̋̈ ̶͓͍̍Z̴̦̬̾O̴̦̹̔̎͘͜O̷͇͔̺͘

  5. yeah i got issues... ANDONEOFTHEMISHOWBADINEEDYA

  6. Daytrip took it to 10

  7. on toppa that im kinda horny

  8. well i missed this

    1. kev

      kev

      well i missed u

  9. hi @kevin

    1. kev

      kev

      i didn’t know this was a hat !

    2. Wumbo
  10. can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?

  11. big shit like a dinosaur did it!

  12. "Cross Me" jacks part of the beat from "Pray for Me" and all it makes me think of is how much better The Weeknd and Kendrick would have done this song

    1. kev

      kev

      never occurred to me that they both sound extremely similar. 

  13. damn i graduated university im an adult

  14. Actually, it's "Gennifer", but with a G!

    1. Coraline

      Coraline

      Bud and Gennifer forever

    2. Kuromi
    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      luv too fantasize about my customers swimming in coffee beans

  15. Earth might be the worst "song" ever.

    like what the fuck is this

  16. as it is april 30th i am pleased to inform you all that i am half (1/2) done the 2006 best list!!

  17. Each year there always seems to be a shitty nondescript adult contemporary song that sticks around on the charts for what I can only assume is radio inertia, and this year I predict it'll be Dean Lewis' "Be Alright".

    1. Coraline

      Coraline

      I’ve never heard of this song, but maybe that’s a good thing :Laugh:

  18. "winston tastes good like a cigarette should" - fred flintstone

  19. wow i didnt think wed get the best song of 2019 so soon but here it is 

     

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      this is HYSTERICAL

  20. hey all you invertebrats

  21. keep that shit bald like donald the BITCH

  22. don't forget-forget, he called you PINK!

  23. BRO I WAS JUST WATCHING YT AND I STARTED WATCHING THE FRED GUY BY ACCIDENT WITHOUT REALIZING IT WAS HIM

    he actually got funny

  24. Do Instruments Of Torture Count?

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